No.2647525
momosuzu nene futanari
No.2647527
im watching peacemaker s1 its ok
No.2647528
shoutout to C4 fruit punch energy drinks (not a sponsor)
No.2647529
gaycel fatigue
No.2647531
>>2647525i saw that video thumbnail too…
No.2647533
do people still play hots?
No.2647535
funny seeing fat people posting about fast food on 4chan ck. delusional projecting any one but low IQ fatties shares their desires
like that fat retard posting pics from of that bitches onlyfans
No.2647538
no hot water… i should sue my apt building for making me take a cold shower…
No.2647539
tiny new jcs
No.2647540
crazy how looking at uncensored pussies will make you increasingly gay
No.2647542
can we all stop posting pictures of humans for a little while
No.2647543
im gonn a play over watch
No.2647546
you arent gonna unlearn anyone with that nasty looking pussy either
No.2647547
>>2647546its alarming everything about it looks like it should be a troon except theres a vag there.
No.2647548
my name is ed, ed eddington
No.2647549
maybe its neovag o_O
No.2647550
oh my god no one is playing ow rn
No.2647551
big gay cope
yeah bellies and diapers and furries are erotic, not women
No.2647552
bros got diaper furs on the brain 💀
No.2647553
got roped fags on the brain
No.2647555
>>2647554thats 9 whole matches that could be played damn
No.2647557
bunnyayu is going to be such a gilf when shes 80
No.2647558
coffee with such a pretentious prick food
especially w/ shit like "frothed" milk/cream
No.2647559
this guy has 300 levels on mercy
what drives a person to do such a thing
No.2647560
we need to move our asses to eddington
No.2647562
>>2647532funny how varg lives on welfare just like the musmlims in europe do 😂
No.2647564
>>2647562keep lying and im going to stab you twenty three times in self defense bro
No.2647565
the ac in this damn cubicle is colder than outside im going to die
No.2647566
keep working my little worker bee boss needs his honey
No.2647567
listened to the new regloss album i like it but it feels like a summer album
No.2647568
>>2647566actually my boss is the 2nd lowest on the totem pole above me
No.2647569
>>2647564he is on welfare retard
he specifically moved to the biggest welfare state so he could welfare max like the nigger he is
No.2647572
bitch talking about a stabcount like it means something
No.2647574
im ugly but proportional
No.2647576
<actually my boss is the 2nd lowest on the totem pole above me
No.2647577
i miss r/samandtolki
No.2647579
>>2647575does anyone actually believe this
No.2647582
my surgeon was like so heres what im going to do im going to take your $50k and give you nerve damage and then make you look the same
No.2647583
the jerusalem post says hitler had a teenis?
No.2647584
study confirms hitler had a macropenis, actual holocaust deaths less than the average gaza strip pogrom
No.2647586
nigga is locked up for real
No.2647587
>>2647582damn its like theres something wrong with your brain not your nose
No.2647589
woke up with a headache whats up with that!
No.2647590
>>2647587a rhinoplasty costs a lot less than $50k ill tell you this much
No.2647592
you wouldnt say that if you saw my nose
No.2647594
>>2647582well if you're that retarded…..
No.2647595
kwintu el goblino del negro fuentes el pako
No.2647596
even if i dont end up looking exactly like i want after all the swelling subsides i'll rest well knowing i did everything i could to truly make an effort
also ill finally go to therapy for body dysmorphia
No.2647597
you just know the body dysmorphic freak is the kpop spammer
No.2647598
actually ive never listened to more than a minute of kpop in my life
No.2647599
sorry i dont know spanish like the americans
No.2647600
>>2647597lil bro oversimplified take
No.2647602
wonder how different my life woulda been if i invented steam
No.2647603
One.Battle.After.Another.2025.1080p.WEBRip.10Bit.DDP5.1.x265-NeoNoir
it's up
No.2647604
who even watches movies anymore
No.2647605
me nigga
No.2647606
Reviewers say 'One Battle After Another' is a groundbreaking cinematic experience that pushes boundaries and challenges conventions. Many praise the film for its daring and relevant themes, exceptional performances, and unique blend of political intrigue, thrilling action, and dark comedy. The standout performances by the cast, including Leonardo DiCaprio, Teyana Taylor, Sean Penn, and Benicio del Toro, have been particularly highlighted for their depth and emotional impact. Reviewers also commend the film's exceptional technical execution, including its cinematography, soundtrack, and innovative use of VistaVision. While some users noted the film's unconventional tone and pacing, most agree that it pays off in the second half, culminating in a gripping and memorable finale. Overall, reviewers celebrate ‘One Battle After Another’ for its artistic vision, technical prowess, and thought-provoking storytelling, making it a standout film of 2025.
No.2647607
>>2647603>>2647606shut up nigger eddington rapes your shit
we need to become cool old guy sheriff's with white haired beards
No.2647608
Sen. John Fetterman suffers injuries to face from fall, hospitalized
Sen. John Fetterman suffers injuries to face from fall, hospitalized
Sen. John Fetterman suffers injuries to face from fall, hospitalized
Sen. John Fetterman suffers injuries to face from fall, hospitalized
Sen. John Fetterman suffers injuries to face from fall, hospitalized
Sen. John Fetterman suffers injuries to face from fall, hospitalized
Sen. John Fetterman suffers injuries to face from fall, hospitalized
Sen. John Fetterman suffers injuries to face from fall, hospitalized
Sen. John Fetterman suffers injuries to face from fall, hospitalized
Sen. John Fetterman suffers injuries to face from fall, hospitalized
Sen. John Fetterman suffers injuries to face from fall, hospitalized
Sen. John Fetterman suffers injuries to face from fall, hospitalized
fuck this fat fuck boomer nigger retard
No.2647609
i think you can like more than one movie bro!
No.2647610
>>2647609not gonno watch leftieshit propagandizing antifa months after they killed ourguy charlie kirk bro
No.2647613
>>2647612this yo manz gweedly?
No.2647614
*oneyplays voice* hey tomar what would you do if your grindr hook up suddenly brought out a handful of worms and said its time for 'worm fun'
No.2647615
umm how did you know that was grindr
No.2647617
well 4pm is a good time to get my day started i guess!
No.2647618
>>2647616tinny is definitely on this list for spending so much time without a job in shithole jungle gook countries
No.2647619
https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinfuriating/comments/1ow9ypf/chinese_automaker_tries_recreating_the_viral/Chinese automaker tries recreating the viral Range Rover "Stairway to Heaven" climb, crashes through guardrail
oh no no no!!!!!
No.2647621
what list man i have no idea what list uoute talkinga bnout man?```` come on man what list are you talking about man i dont know what list youre talkigna bout man nigger bero wheat list are you talking about i dont know i dinot kntoqkntonetqiwthjgniuokwrhegjtsnm
No.2647626
bunny needs to post a new picture of her huge tits TODAY
No.2647628
actually neptune is the coolest planet
No.2647630
crazy how im going to be thinking about eddington for years daily
No.2647631
ok it wasnt that good
No.2647634
>>2647629this is heavily loaded with tons of other factors because women are retarded and cant logically compartmentalize
"move abroad" in a womans mind means living a lavish vacationy lifestyle with a ripped hunk playboy bf not work the same shitty job and live the same boring life theyre already living just in a different location
No.2647635
we need to get into the business of smuggling white women out of the us and then raping them while we have them on our boats
No.2647637
>>2647636would settle for a zhangwife
No.2647638
ufc is gay as hell now
No.2647640
>>2647637drumpf needs to negotiate an exchange with to where we get their women and they take all our w*t foids and fat latinas.
No.2647641
i timed mom on how long it takes her to get out of the house and to her car and its 8 minutes
she basically has to hold on to a piece of furniture or lean on the wall to walk now
No.2647643
starting to think that guys mom might be a fat bitch
No.2647644
i think i might be male manipulator core but in a femboy way
No.2647645
>>2647640hell no man id much rather a white wife im just saying id settle for that particular chink
No.2647646
im hotto youre notto
No.2647648
im depressedo
No.2647649
>>2647645you can go with them then.
No.2647651
i've never done anything with anyone younger than me in my entire life
No.2647652
>>2647647soo true sis
*dates a dude 25 years older with tons of money*
No.2647653
i cant stop smoking cigarettes
No.2647654
zoomers are so weird about age gaps i wonder how much of it is due to general brainworms and how much is due to living in a panopticon from childhood with all their peers having smartphones that makes them deathly afraid of being perceived as some kind of irredeemable predator
No.2647656
im mentally retardedo
No.2647657
*denzel voice*
i was drunk
im drunk right now
No.2647659
>>2647654age gaps are weirder the younger you are and zoomers are young
yea nobody cares about the 48 year old and the 32 year old
No.2647661
maldavius figtree
No.2647662
>>2647660the joker (from the 2nd one)
No.2647663
is flight based on a true story or did they just make that banger up off the top of the dome natty?
No.2647665
im gonna have a 20 year old latina wife fresh off of kick dot com when i turn 50
No.2647666
things guts and joker have in common
getting fucked in the ass
No.2647667
thanks for reminding me they literally raped joker in the ass in joker 2 to get revenge on the incels
No.2647668
its still up for debate whether they raped him or not
No.2647669
that really showed us
No.2647670
it would have showed me if the movie didnt look so bad i didnt go to see it
No.2647671
you dont have to go see movies bro just torrent that shit!
No.2647672
No, the Joker (Arthur Fleck) does not get explicitly raped in Joker: Folie à Deux (2024). However, a controversial late-film scene has sparked intense debate among viewers, critics, and fans about whether it's heavily implied—and many interpret it as such, leading to accusations that the film weaponizes sexual violence as a cheap plot device.
No.2647673
its not a david lynch movie man
they raped his ass
end of story
No.2647674
them cheeks got clapped
No.2647675
starcraft
two
No.2647676
minus
one
No.2647677
>>2647675that would go hard
No.2647678
we need to sign up for facebook and reconnect with old friends
No.2647679
im already on normbook looking at my old friends’ pics of their wives and kids
No.2647680
my only friend died
No.2647683
>>2647682im all set with this one
No.2647685
and i stay gleep'd up on the regular
No.2647688
whats like…the deal with maxpax
why doesnt he play lan events
No.2647689
petting my purring jew
No.2647690
the hell you talkin about boy
No.2647692
thats too many bags of chips man
No.2647693
*smacks big belly*
this bigbelly can fit so many chips in it
No.2647694
did any one actually watch joker 2? i think we were all chud boycotting it so dunno if it was good or bad
No.2647695
why isnt there a video game where you fight the american deep state and the final boss is obama
No.2647696
even the non chuds hated it
no one liked it
No.2647697
i watched it i watch everything ive seen every movie ever
No.2647699
i havent watched a single movie this year
No.2647700
5. space jam
No.2647701
>>2647698thelma
aniara
man bites dog
the quiet earth
sorcerer
No.2647702
thats a good ass #5 right there
real good start
No.2647703
SPACE JAM CAME OUT LIKE 30 YEARS AGO YOU STUPID NIGGER
No.2647704
>>2647698rush hour 2
any three golden era JAV with big boob japanese girls getting freaky and squealing
megalopolis
No.2647706
am i… an unc…
No.2647707
>>2647701aniara that looks pretty slick
No.2647709
seen more porn than movies
No.2647713
>>2647712you just know this bitch is gonna balloon up to 250lbs when she grows up
No.2647714
>>2647711why is kanyes daughter white
No.2647715
theres no way that looks white to you
No.2647717
micheal jacksons daughter also looked white
No.2647718
akari from yuru yuri and aria are goat characters
western writers could never
No.2647720
im the best paintballer here
No.2647721
i was pretty good at paintball back in the day, a real sniper
but i was always scared the tank of pressurized gas was gonna explode and blow my arm off
No.2647726
>>2647724cmon man shes 12
No.2647727
>>2647726i meant that comment in an entirely pejorative sense
No.2647728
porn time
No.2647730
boggles my mind why fuckhead feels the need to leave the cat food bowls in the highest traffic part of the house
No.2647731
its way too early for porn time man
No.2647732
drinking time is 32 hours away
FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No.2647733
still think back to the kid i called a nigger back in 4th grade sometimes
No.2647734
he probably killed himself
No.2647735
if he was a nigger hes probably dead now
No.2647736
>>2647723i have this, its called raynauds
No.2647738
>>2647717bro you are an absolute braindead niggermonkey retard if you think paris jackson is his biological daughter
No.2647739
toon stream space jam 2 german dub
No.2647742
>>2647741the jeets are gonna get raped bro
No.2647743
>>2647740can zoomers make it a meme to fuck with this grotesque heeb in every video
No.2647744
new jcs
No.2647745
joshichuugakusei?
No.2647748
made one of my world famous ramlets
No.2647749
*thinks about eddington again* damn
No.2647751
oh gurl
im not like those other chuds
im a classy
a classy gaymer
No.2647752
ramlets for the manlets
No.2647753
https://x.com/AFpost/status/1989112952994296296does this mean we aren't getting the stimi check?
No.2647754
imagine if jason reeds name was jason weed and he like smoked weed all the time lmao
No.2647756
crazy you meet these 4chan christ cucks who hate niggers n sheit but love jesus. 'ermm them nigs actually arent real christians'
No.2647757
>>2647749>>>2647754yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
No.2647758
jesus is tight but he's just a dead kike on a stick
in america he's basically like a wrestler, or larry the cable guy
No.2647759
no true niggerman fallacy
No.2647760
that kill tony comedian that bombed in NY had a pretty funny set
I thought the black mom joke was funny
don't know why they booed him the audience must have been all niggers
No.2647761
we should get huge back tattoos
No.2647762
ist es over fur mich
No.2647763
if you schwein sein
(if you say so)
No.2647764
my future kgf doesnt like tats so i shant be getting one
No.2647765
oh mein gott zis cave is full of bluntsmoken
No.2647766
your future kgf probably has some nasty tats bro live a little
No.2647767
no her skin is pristine she hasnt have any ps either she has one of those big goofy jaws but ill love her anyway
No.2647772
>>2647770for a second i thought you had that printed out and i was going to give you cr*p for it
No.2647773
>>2647770im all set with that man
No.2647774
wtf is crup
No.2647775
>>2647774its a sickness babies can get
No.2647776
>>2647772i do have a print of it on my wall of art
its part of my personally curated generated collection
No.2647780
"Spain is in many places almost desolate. The cause is the wretched laziness of the people, very like the Welsh…"
- Francis Willughby, English writer, 1673
No.2647781
>>2647777ain't no way vargs wife dilates with that
No.2647782
tadaima~
No.2647784
>>2647780perfidious anglo-goyim see a med enjoying life and relaxing and have an aneurysm he isn't working himself to death lol
No.2647786
didnt the welsh work themselves to death in coal mines for like 300 years
No.2647787
and we were doing it too until that witch THATCHER came along
No.2647788
tintok
No.2647789
the welsh are very funny to me a little land of silly gibberish speaking hobbit people that the normans and anglos treated like animals
No.2647790
is it megalopolis or eddington that is the most era-defining film of our generation?
No.2647791
just threw away the rest of my totinos pizza rolls they just arent that good
No.2647792
>>2647790minecraft movie lil baby bro
No.2647795
me and my niggas is spelunked up for real nam sayin
No.2647798
>>2647791this was a huge lil bro move
No.2647801
>>2647799fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
No.2647802
>>2647760bro you gotta link so i can give my opinion
No.2647804
>>2647803yoshi owned him man
No.2647806
i don't want the super geniuses they can stay in the us
No.2647807
how about instead of turkey for thanksgiving we have something people actually want to eat like cheeseburgers
No.2647808
yeah imma keep it $1.50 witcha i hate turkey and all the thanksgiving food except mashed potatoes
No.2647809
you will never burg
No.2647810
i like thanksgiving food but i dont have a family
No.2647812
steam isnt a console. i use gog, pirate, and steam
No.2647814
imagining the canadian guy checking his monthly reports and banging on his desk saying
damn we still dont have enough indians how can we get more indians in this country
No.2647815
https://www.twitch.tv/primevideowe're honoring paul tagliabue gih
No.2647817
damn i love football!!!!!
No.2647820
https://www.twitch.tv/primevideoThursday Night Football: New York Jets vs. New England Patriots
No.2647822
im going through a phase where i only eat bread and cheese and meats
No.2647824
>>2647821
spoilers wtf
No.2647826
uh oh i didnt check my fancy football lineup before the football thing started
good thing my team is stacked and has no weaknesses
No.2647828
millions will perish
No.2647829
im a girlboss
No.2647831
had to tell some retard watchmen is cape shit
No.2647832
its like how madoka is magical girl shit. its not a deconstruction or whatever made up genre its just X shit but edgy
No.2647834
my cats kinda like a nigger buts its fluffy and meows instead of sweat dripping gorrilla nostrils and yellowed weed/fent eyes
same disregard for other people's property
No.2647835
>>2647833hmmmm interesting
No.2647837
israel is keeping us from having cute loving imoutos?
No.2647838
my cats are needy but considerate
No.2647840
>>2647839you should be able to figure it out
No.2647842
feldspam
No.2647843
>>2647840it could be magic man
No.2647844
im gonna make this padder disappear
No.2647845
a lot of people are becoming aware of inversion
No.2647848
yasss kweeen
No.2647849
i have a soft spot for autistic encyclopedia stop at nothing frumpy hoes like whitney webb
No.2647850
slayyyy
No.2647854
i really need someone to explain to me why dad seems to just "clean" by moving shit around in the house but not actually throwing anything away
just moving shit from point a to point b
No.2647855
do you guys remember unnus anus
No.2647856
you need to be confined to dit
No.2647863
>>2647859finally one of your comic posts that i can drop a +1 on
No.2647864
>>2647859rita is a baddie sooooo
No.2647865
What if you could order pizza with Runescape GP?
No.2647866
AM you never played everquest why you always lying
No.2647867
hol up todd wants me to spend $60 on a 10 year old game?
No.2647869
oh shit black ops 7 comes out tomorrow!!!!
No.2647870
>>2647857the joke is sex
the joke is sex
No.2647872
>>2647871i dunno what bottom right is but i like this stuff
No.2647873
when i was young in elementary school i had play dates with my mother's friend's daughter. her parents were loaded and she had a lot of toys
any way my parents divorced and much much later i learned her parents divorced too. 21st century white women moment they got tired of being mothers so i got denied childhood friend pussy
No.2647874
i remember one time at my rich friend's house we played power rangers and we were running around listening to the power rangers cd i had and then his mom came down and yelled at us for being too rowdy in the house
No.2647876
you guys ever fuck with roast beef and cheese
No.2647877
300 pound keto lard bro can you confirm this meme image for me
No.2647879
im freaking the fucking fuck out rn
No.2647880
>>2647879calm down bitch ass nigga
No.2647882
*to the tune of another brick in the wall by chink floyd*
hey
belly boy
put that block of cheese down
No.2647883
doesnt really flow but youre on the right track
No.2647885
wait tarkov is on steam
No.2647886
actually right now is the perfect time to get into funko pops
No.2647887
doesnt flow awful post guy, go watch another stupid youtube video for idiots
No.2647889
fuckno pops are the equivalent of beanie babies
No.2647890
fuinko pop is that like a labuebue
No.2647891
TOOT THIS NIGGER DROPPED A 17MB BOMB ON THE SERVERS
No.2647894
first time i ever had an avocado i jsut bit right into it
No.2647895
a ripe avocado sprinkled with some flake salt and pep with a soft boiled egg is a pretty nice breakfast
No.2647896
what the fuck is a soft boiled egg
No.2647897
damn tucker went off last night
No.2647898
i havent had an apple in a coons age dad cant pick a good variety to save his life so i just stopped asking for them
No.2647900
>>2647898the good apples are too expensive
No.2647902
what kind of container do you guys put your potatoes in
No.2647905
>>2647904that's messed up man
No.2647906
>>2647899crazy how much of a mutt this guy looks like
average zoomer american
No.2647907
>>2647905fuck you zoomer nigger you're not entitled to privacy
*beams a spotlight on you*
No.2647908
>>2647904deserves it for being retarded enough to buy a house that close to another one
might as well live in a cuckpod apartment
No.2647909
>>2647908hey man fuck you
*puts a high powered spotlight on your property line that beams into your bedroom window*
No.2647910
>>2647901alligator throatussy
No.2647911
every time i lay down to sleep i have a small hope that i wont wake up
No.2647915
>>2647902whatever i buy them in
No.2647916
tadaima~
No.2647919
>>2647899its true we all love emiru
No.2647922
>>2647920hitler had bdp, schizophrenia and autism and still accomplished so much whats stopping you
No.2647923
i want to go to the smoke shop to buy that weird delta thc a weed whatever it is but i dont know what to get and dont want to get scammed
No.2647924
wtf i just turned on the game why are the pats uniforms so grey
No.2647925
>>2647922i dont have any top guys
No.2647926
i have a natural aversion to gas station drugs whatever theyre selling it cant be good
No.2647928
>>2647923you shouldnt do that
No.2647930
imagine a guy with one ball and a micropen calling you his top guy.. it just doesnt quite hit the same yk
No.2647932
>>2647931ai voice not watching
No.2647933
IIII
FUCKIIIIING
LOOVEEE
DRAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No.2647934
i dont
No.2647935
>>2647934In 2025, the documentary Hitler's DNA: Blueprint of a Dictator featured research findings based on DNA analyzed from blood on the sofa where eyewitnesses found Hitler’s body. The results suggested that he likely suffered from Kallmann syndrome. This disorder hinders puberty and increases the chance of cryptorchidism.[28][29]
In 2025, the documentary Hitler's DNA: Blueprint of a Dictator featured research findings based on DNA analyzed from blood on the sofa where eyewitnesses found Hitler’s body. The results suggested that he likely suffered from Kallmann syndrome. This disorder hinders puberty and increases the chance of cryptorchidism.[28][29]
In 2025, the documentary Hitler's DNA: Blueprint of a Dictator featured research findings based on DNA analyzed from blood on the sofa where eyewitnesses found Hitler’s body. The results suggested that he likely suffered from Kallmann syndrome. This disorder hinders puberty and increases the chance of cryptorchidism.[28][29]
In 2025, the documentary Hitler's DNA: Blueprint of a Dictator featured research findings based on DNA analyzed from blood on the sofa where eyewitnesses found Hitler’s body. The results suggested that he likely suffered from Kallmann syndrome. This disorder hinders puberty and increases the chance of cryptorchidism.[28][29]
In 2025, the documentary Hitler's DNA: Blueprint of a Dictator featured research findings based on DNA analyzed from blood on the sofa where eyewitnesses found Hitler’s body. The results suggested that he likely suffered from Kallmann syndrome. This disorder hinders puberty and increases the chance of cryptorchidism.[28][29]
No.2647936
damn……
No.2647937
crazy how hitler basically had every mental and physical ailment out there and yet he still managed to become the leader of his country and one of the most consequential men in human history damn…
No.2647938
>>2647937crazy how we're completely healthy and genetically fit and sitting in cubicles for 8hr
No.2647940
leakin
No.2647941
it doesnt really count because back then you could still actually do things
No.2647942
no leak november
No.2647943
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jinjja crazy how cute asian women are
this is going absolutely nowhere but still
depbros dno
No.2647944
my life would be better if i was texting asian girl…
No.2647945
2026 i finally pull the trigger on getting a pet gibbon
No.2647947
>>2647943oriental women are quite enamored with those text stickers
No.2647948
2026 i finally pull the trigger on drinking 14 beers
No.2647949
14 beers is a lot
No.2647951
>>2647947i tried to find girls day stickers but couldnt
you know the one with hyeri being hella cute
its probably better that i couldnt find them actually
No.2647953
>>2647952no not this one actually
No.2647955
bang bang bang
pull my devil trigger
No.2647956
crazy how awesome my life has become since going to (real) college (after community college)
No.2647958
>>2647956what's the difference and are you the guy that bombed his midterms
No.2647959
>ywn come on down to play the price is right with bob :/
No.2647960
only gameshow i think that would be fun to be on is jeopardy
No.2647961
ive been playing the new maplestory server and it is as if im bashing my head against a wall
grinding is so boring.
No.2647962
>>2647958>what's the differenceliving in an actual college town
actual lively campus
>and are you the guy that bombed his midtermsno i have A's in all my classes
No.2647963
jeoperdy doesnt look fun it looks stressful and like everyone would make fun of you for being stupid if you didnt do good
No.2647964
thats cause youre stupid
No.2647965
im too old to talk to the younger students
and all the students who are my age are married and some have kids
how do you do it?
No.2647966
>how do you do it?
im a youngshit :/ sorry to break it to you
No.2647968
it's over
No.2647969
lucky
i wish the best for you….
i couldnt do it
No.2647970
the 36yo graduate
No.2647971
the pol greener mean poster is a youngshit color me shocked
No.2647972
>>2647970its okay man we got phds in physics and chemistry
No.2647973
but also if you are like 36 years old you should just go to like any grindcore metal shows or like hardcore punk shows going on (if you live in a college town with a lot of shows.) i would be surprised to see a 36 year old there and a lot of the guys playing will probably be 36 too so you can chat them up (bands love to chat inbetween sets and after the show)
No.2647975
dont care how smart you are even a maths guy could crumble under those hot jeopordy stage lights
No.2647976
i wouldnt be surprised* i hate being the typo guy
No.2647978
yea let a 36yo with nothing going on talk to some band guys
No.2647979
HOLY FUCK TODAY WAS FRIDAY THE 13TH!!!!
No.2647980
well if they are 36 and still a local band chances are they are alcoholic losers like us
No.2647981
i'm not an alcoholic man i just drink every day, think about drinking all the time, think about how to get money to be able to drink more, how many beers are left in the fridge, and feel like shit whether i do or don't drink
No.2647982
>>2647980^ this guy gets it
No.2647983
i need to trim my pubes
No.2647985
oh and also the federal govt
No.2647988
bro it is not friday i would know if it was friday because thats my drinking day
No.2647989
bro weekends start on thursday man
No.2647991
perfect. We don’t need to see the unemployment rate as the dem shutdown will use those numbers to inflate unemployment rates.
No.2647992
we should fuck this kid's rich mom and take away his allowance
No.2647993
it's ok we're winning the lotto tomorrow…
No.2647994
the 30 y/o college student…
No.2647995
wish i had studied in college and gotten a good job instead of playing wow and dropping out
No.2647996
>>2647994sounds better than the 40 y/o college student…
No.2647997
>rich mom
we're poor man. i got the lowest score on the fasfsa possible
No.2647998
we're going to college to complete our degrees?
No.2647999
hell yeah our buisness degrees bro!
No.2648000
we're gonna be suit and tie wearin niggas?
No.2648002
business? c'mon man you can go to community college for that
No.2648003
>community college
>for business
lmfao
at my college they have a fund for business students where every semester they pick a bunch of kids and put them in charge of a $1 million dollar stock portfolio
No.2648004
school is for fags!
No.2648006
business is the fake major that the sports players take man you can get it anywhere
No.2648010
i'd apply for a paralegal or some shit like that
No.2648011
bro i hope that one newjean thats in a antarctica can figure out a way to talk with ador
No.2648012
shes there training for a marathon
No.2648013
>>2648011it's probably hanni (pham)
No.2648014
i smoked 12 cigarettes today
No.2648016
>>2648013that paboya jinjja always getting in trouble
No.2648017
>>2648015weird looking turkey leg
No.2648018
oh its a banana i thought it was like a potato chicken leg
No.2648020
>a potato chicken leg
nigga what
No.2648021
>>2648014god i wish that was me
No.2648023
well bros
as a secretgfhaver i have been dumped
i am no longer a fakecel and can embrace you honestly
No.2648024
whyd she dump your soft ass
No.2648025
the writing was on the wall for a long time we just werent compatible enough
No.2648026
that sucks man you should get really drunk and call her crying begging her to take you back
No.2648027
>>2648026+1 you could also say you're going to shoot yourself
No.2648028
damn you guys always have the best advice
No.2648030
ill blow yo mind niggas call me ron mcnutt
No.2648031
dad is such a fucking faggot he always puts the shower head setting in the shower to the least amount of pressure
No.2648034
>>2648032why better things
No.2648035
what if low pressure lukewarm water is the secret to not balding
No.2648037
just plan your trip to turkey like the rest of us man
No.2648038
>>2648036what's wrong with your faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace?
No.2648039
>>2648036gollum jumpscare
No.2648040
bro our trip to turkey is in two weeks for thanksgiving!
No.2648041
are we retaking constantinople from the turks
No.2648042
thanksgiving was a month ago bro
No.2648043
i feel bad for whoever has to review my grok questions because theyre all about poop
No.2648046
>>2648044i raped her on a trip to canada. she's making herself as ugly as possible as a defense mechanism so i don't come back. i'm sorry bros i didn't think this would happen
No.2648049
>>2648044its just pimple patches man its nbd
No.2648050
>>2648023you have to be gf-less for at least 18 months before you can call yourself a trucel
i don't make the rules
No.2648051
>>2648023post her fucking boobs here i know u got a pic
No.2648052
im a truecel
No.2648053
what happens if you are a fakecel or a trucel
No.2648054
havent had a gf in 33 years do i qualify
No.2648055
>>2648054no gaycel, no it doesn't
No.2648056
how do you tell if someone is gaycel
No.2648057
they post yaoi or say 'i want a bf'
No.2648058
that nigga isn't even gay. he's just a zoomer pussy without a father that got groomed by public schools and internet access
No.2648060
crazy how our walt disney is mr. beast
No.2648061
the great thing about the internet age is that there are all these worthless faggots who deserve to die constantly being watched and talked about by subhumans (you guys) and yet i don't have to watch any of it
imagine if these fags were on tv 20 years ago, it would be inescapable
No.2648063
remember when toilet was a small rat hiding behind my pillows. now hes 14 pounds and leaps on my shoulder when i take a piss
No.2648066
dunkeys voice is slowly becoming normal
No.2648067
thanks for the dunkdate
No.2648068
yw
No.2648069
>>2648063judo throw his ass into the bowl
No.2648070
2026 is the year i learn all the touhou names
No.2648071
15 Nov: UFC 322: Della Maddalena vs. Makhachev
No.2648072
i dont think anyone knows all the touhou names
No.2648073
what if i unironically visited india
No.2648074
i might know all of them………. from like th6-~th15
No.2648075
the other touhouposter knows some real obscure shit when we were doing touheardle
No.2648076
i only know the big ones like reimu marissa cirno chen ran remilia nazrin clownpiece and wriggle nightbug
No.2648077
oh and that fat fuck patchouli knowledge
No.2648078
theres shrine whore
witch whore
oni whore
those are the main fappable two whores
few others whores but not good art or cosplay porn
No.2648079
would you rather get twenty dollars a day for the rest of your life or the ability to see through clothing but everyone on earth knows that you can see through clothing and can tell when you are doing it
No.2648080
>>2648079#2 i would sell that service to a billionaire
No.2648081
the money yo!
No.2648082
is the billionaire paying you to look at him naked in this scenario?
No.2648083
how do i get rid of my parasites
No.2648085
ivermectin
No.2648086
dry fasting
No.2648087
damn halloween was 2 weeks ago
No.2648088
yu gi oh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No.2648089
we should start wearing kimono every day
No.2648090
*gets to 700 in blitz*
*loses 4 games in a row*
sigh chess is hard
No.2648091
ugh make that 5
No.2648092
>>2648079adjusted for bidenflation or nah
No.2648093
NewJeans members decide against appealing court's contract ruling
we are so back, maybe
No.2648094
i take $20 a day over any ability i couldnt monetize
No.2648096
orange chilling under my covers
No.2648097
when i want a thing i want it dreadfully
No.2648098
what about the ability to forget anything you want
No.2648099
>>2648097what i want?
asianpussyass
No.2648100
maybe i should get into drinking wine
No.2648102
wonder where my gemütlich friend aaron is
No.2648104
how have you not grown up yet
No.2648105
>>2648102at the scheisse eating techno club
No.2648106
dont say that
No.2648107
nappin with the toilet cats
No.2648108
https://www.tiktok.com/@ajcoastal/video/7403419892361317662youre telling me nasty whores would rather hang out with actual pigs than me
No.2648109
i would rather hang out with that pig than that woman
No.2648110
pigs are bros man they're like very fat dogs
No.2648111
gotta get my ass a pig
No.2648113
>I'm a 35 Year Old Loser - How Did I Get Here?
i don't know man the thousands of dollars in bing bing wahoos and the yoshi egg sex toy on your shelf might not have helped
No.2648114
>>2648112what a fakecel
time to sell some of that collection to pay rent
No.2648116
how did i become a loser? well you see there was this thing called 4chan
No.2648117
>>2648115masturbate island? damn
No.2648118
are we hopping on arc raiders or bf6
No.2648119
you have no one and nothing to blame but yourself for being a loser
No.2648120
we're hopping on the plunger of a shitload of dynamite looney tunes style and blowing your ass the fuck up
No.2648122
>>2648118I NEED A NEW FUCKING COMPUTER MAN ALL I CAN RUN IS CLASSIC WOW!!!!!!
No.2648123
wish selling stuff was as easy as opening the buy menu and clicking sell
No.2648124
>>2648123bro you just put your stuff up on the auction house and it sells!
No.2648125
a yard sale is like spamming general chat