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 No.2639084[Last 50 Posts]

kojimbo was right edition

 No.2639097

were in here i think

 No.2639098


 No.2639099

hmm what would ben shapiro do

 No.2639100

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 No.2639101

when did kagura become such a temptress I don't remember that in the manga at all

 No.2639102

im watching stranger tings

 No.2639103

*slaps a big 'LET KIRK TAKE THE WHEEL' bumper sticker on my 4x4 awd truck*

 No.2639104

File: 1762223136314.jpg (284.91 KB, 1433x849, GtzhGDSWEAA7Swh.jpg)

>>2639101
kagura was always cute

 No.2639105

>>2639104
wtf does that have to do with it

 No.2639106

my life is over
im so cooked

 No.2639107

WHY DIDNT THAT STUPID NIGGER GIVE IT TO BAM KNIGHT

 No.2639108

my mom be like "im fartin. a lot"

 No.2639109

>>2639098
damn rats are cool as hell

 No.2639110

so that be what she like but what she is be

 No.2639111

I cheated 10 years ago and my spouse doesn't know. Do I have to tell him?
I once watched a video tape of a US Navy Psychiatrist who had done marriage counseling to Navy Couples for 30 years. He said a Navy marriage could survive the spouse cheating……..as long as the other spouse didn’t find out about it.

 No.2639112

yeaaaa dem boys fuckin suck!

 No.2639113

>>2639106
>>>2639109
rats like asmongold?

 No.2639114

whole season tanked because no one would trade me a nigger back

 No.2639115

why would they

 No.2639116

i still have faith in my season but dak needs to get goin again

 No.2639117

instead of cooking food for herself mom will sit at the dinner table for hours and ask whoever walks by her to bring her some food shes such a fat idiot

 No.2639118


 No.2639119

>>2639117
get a job fat retard

 No.2639120

k-break

 No.2639121

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im high as fuck

 No.2639122

not the ahegao cat bro

 No.2639123

ahegao cat…. the ancient texts….

 No.2639124

File: 1762225074171.jpg (348.09 KB, 1440x1920, 564660022_1828766407627343….jpg)

its monday night
and you know what we do on monday night

 No.2639125


 No.2639126

the foids arent alright

 No.2639127

>>2639124
bro this is the nastiest one yet

 No.2639128

its pretty crazy how far ben shapiro has fallen nobody cares about him anymore his influence is nonexistent

 No.2639129

yea id drink a beer with a freaky ass gook i dont care

 No.2639130

>>>>implying that's even human

 No.2639131

woof a lotta 3s in that post

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 No.2639133

>>2639128
theyre gonna kill him next

 No.2639134

word of the day: notwithstanding

 No.2639135

hol up heres my plan
we kill ben shapiro so that his sister goes in public to do a bunch of mourning speeches or whatever and we get the chance to take boobie shots with high-end dslr cameras with telescopic lenses

 No.2639136

thats a good word thoughbeit

 No.2639137

do you think hitler would have liked rick & morty

 No.2639138

we got any fragrancefreaks here
does "fresh" and "aquatic" mean that shit smells like axe

 No.2639139

will nyc be the first city to secede

 No.2639140

the first city to sneed

 No.2639141

i had a neighbor that was a big fragrance head

 No.2639142

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 No.2639143

>>2639138
Fresh scents are all about clarity, lightness, and energy. They often feel like a breath of crisp air or a splash of citrus while aquatic scents are a subcategory of fresh fragrances, designed to evoke water in all its forms oceans, lakes, rain, and mist

 No.2639144

erm what does mist smell like

 No.2639145

kinda crazy how i know its just gonna be over for me one day but i dont know what day itll be it could be literally any day even today

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 No.2639147

>>2639145
bro thats when you get a battle res!

 No.2639148

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cmon man don't give up

 No.2639149

im gonna poop

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 No.2639151

starting to think gaj poster was right but its 15 years too late ya know so im just gonna launch a game and ignore reality

 No.2639152

yeaaaaaa here we go *runs around like a retarded nigger monkey*

 No.2639153

thinking about getting into photography

 No.2639154

>>2639153
lol yntgaj

 No.2639155

are there any tottering thrones i can become a pretender to

 No.2639156

what kinda photography?

 No.2639157

>>2639155
there is a throne of thunder coming out soon man

 No.2639158

File: 1762226740357.png (245.24 KB, 668x375, ClipboardImage.png)

hollup????

 No.2639159

snapping photos of random women in public, or private

 No.2639160

>>2639143
have you smelled lakes man

 No.2639161


 No.2639162

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 No.2639163

>>2639156
nature/landscapes

 No.2639164

crazy you can get a healthy fresh sub for 6.99

 No.2639165

dem boyz fuckin suck!

 No.2639166

cheaper and healthier if you make it yourself but you niggers are so far gone making a fuckin sandwich is too much work for you

 No.2639167

lets get some momentum going

 No.2639168

IT'S UP

 No.2639169

>>2639153
it's about time bro

 No.2639170

i cant store all that lettuce and black olives. only got onions and tomato on hand long lasting veggies

 No.2639171

orange getting separation anxiety and meowing when i take a shower

 No.2639172

>>2639168
he sneeds my money

 No.2639173

>>2639170
you bought all that shit instead of getting a rotisserie chicken and beer?

 No.2639174

aw hell naw they got the centaurs from wow in mortal combat?

 No.2639175

>>2639173
that unc is on some goofy ass mayo monkey shit

 No.2639176

>>2639171
he needs stimulation

 No.2639177

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 No.2639178

i'm pissed off

 No.2639179

you gotta try a potato sandwich

 No.2639180

>>2639178
better than being pissed on lol

 No.2639181

heres your stimulation *beats cat*

 No.2639182

>>2639179
potato and what

 No.2639183

need daniel plainview money

 No.2639184

my cat gets pretty good excercise when i grab my belt and start swinging it while he runs away

 No.2639185

phil really is one of the best overall gamers in the universe

 No.2639186

you can use fresh potato or canned and diced you smash it up and put whatever spices on it then fry it and put it on bread
you could add cheese if you want to be fancy

 No.2639187

>>2639186
would rather have it without the bread nigga

 No.2639188

bread is so expensive now they were selling loaves you have to take home to bake yourself for the same price as a pound of ground beef

 No.2639189

>>2639183
>name is plainview
>cant see the important things in life like his spiritual wellbeing or the loving affection of his only son
what did paul thomas anderson mean by this

 No.2639190

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 No.2639191

yeaaaaaaa here we go *scores some garbage time points in another dem boyz loss*

 No.2639192

>>2639180
come on man im trying to do no nut november

 No.2639193

i can't stop i need to get a 'zza

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 No.2639195

jeeesas this slaps ot goes hard

 No.2639196

no it doesnt

 No.2639197

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 No.2639199

>>2639197
why not just round it up to 25

 No.2639200

evil aura

 No.2639201

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 No.2639202

File: 1762228494591.jpg (18.77 KB, 463x196, Untitled.jpg)

aw hell naw

 No.2639203

the devil shivers when a white boy boots up sc2

 No.2639204

wish i had some bread rn…

 No.2639205

we should get on snap then we could always afford nice breads

 No.2639206

i'm not gettin on snap

 No.2639207

oh no no no dem boyz fuck insuck!

 No.2639208

OHHH NO NO NO COWGIRLS!

 No.2639209

>>2639202
dem birds gonna be handing it off to eat the clock now…

 No.2639210

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 No.2639211

if this was me just a couple years ago i would whipping up my own bread real quick… but now me…

 No.2639212

i need a friend

 No.2639213

>>2639210
this goes kinda hard gonna go see if i have nutmeg

 No.2639214

>>2639212
hop on wow!

 No.2639215

i found my emergency pair of socks and boxers i dont have to do laundry tonight HECK YEAH

 No.2639217

its up

 No.2639218

File: 1762229487175.png (125.36 KB, 750x730, ClipboardImage.png)

gonna drive to the store and buy a twix and a bottle of sprite yo

 No.2639219

lmao dem boyz fuckin suck

 No.2639220

yeaaaa here we gooooo
*gets sacked*
*throws a pick*

 No.2639221

yeaaaaaa here we go *runs backwards for 40 yards*

 No.2639222

did we watch this yet

 No.2639223


 No.2639224

>>2639210
yall larping poverty if you never had water and random spices

 No.2639225

>>2639222
elons hair is retreating again…

 No.2639226

>>2639225
hes got the re-up scheduled next week trust the plan

 No.2639227

mopheads we fucking did it!

 No.2639228

people in real poverty have pantries full of pop and cheetos paid for by the government

 No.2639229

mopheads went off

 No.2639230

we need to get in on this snap business

 No.2639231

>>2639227
what did we do man

 No.2639232

>>2639231
got the dub

 No.2639233

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 No.2639234

51s gonna hit us so quick

 No.2639235

im thinking about popping a beer in the freezer
then taking a little nighttime nap

 No.2639236

not me
gaming and jacking is gonna help me stay spry and young

 No.2639237

>>2639233
how did his eyes get 10x bigger

 No.2639238

>>2639237
everything is being pulled

 No.2639239

went to the store and had to ditch my twix plans cuz boxes of halloween candy are 75% off bro!

 No.2639240

i should make my eyes 10x bigger

 No.2639241

>>2639239
lets gooo!!

 No.2639242

>>2639239
that's gonna fatten you up bro

 No.2639243

File: 1762231314094.jpg (100.98 KB, 586x1024, 1762221728261765.jpg)

errrm did this get memory holed?

 No.2639244

>>2639243
they covered it up

 No.2639245

Miso is a traditional Japanese seasoning made from fermented soybeans, salt, and koji, a type of mold.

ew

 No.2639246

okay so then what the hell are they meaning when they say miso horny

 No.2639247

Thank you so much for your precious gift, onii-chan! I feel so blessed, so honored to be marked as your property, claimed by your superior white seed! I hope you enjoyed using your cute imouto as a cumdump… because I know I enjoyed being filled by your amazing cock

 No.2639248


 No.2639249

anyways

 No.2639250

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 No.2639253

im actually terrified of getting covid

 No.2639254


 No.2639255

theres no way his name is actually pronounced keekay its gotta just be kike but they made him change it

 No.2639256

that honeymoon phase where i really thought i would be dead within a few months in march 2020 was so much fun. unfortunately it was FAKE

 No.2639257

KIKE

 No.2639258


 No.2639259

gooned for 2hr on a worknight
im cooked

 No.2639260

File: 1762232214459.jpg (780.61 KB, 1440x1800, 519504254_1852238858806021….jpg)

>worknight

 No.2639261

>>2639260
imagine having sex with her

 No.2639262

i can't think of anything more unappealing man

 No.2639263

i kill myself at least twice a week

 No.2639264

>>2639261
very bony
a lotta awkward angles
I can see trying to kiss her and my mouth just going inside her lips
I think the glasses are a negative

 No.2639265

but at least she doesn't have those absurdly long nails that are popular now for some reason

 No.2639266

the prince, and the people, are responsible for the crimes they neglect to punish

 No.2639267

too bony is such a turn off like i want at least a little bit of a struggle and you know those string bean bitches wont be able to give me one

 No.2639268

>>2639265
its because niggers man

 No.2639269

i love boney bitches i want a very slightly meatier eugenia cooney

 No.2639270

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 No.2639271

asian bitches are fucked up

 No.2639272

when a monke gets more action than (you)

 No.2639273

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 No.2639275

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 No.2639276

oh no penis inspection day was yesterday I'm gonna be in so much trouble

 No.2639277

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 No.2639278

oh no no no

 No.2639279

>>2639277
what are you getting at

 No.2639280

might burg tomorrow
timesve been tough

 No.2639281

burg up my wigga

 No.2639282

>>2639278
uhh bro im a minute and a half in and hes saying how good the game is why is that oh no no no

 No.2639283

it a burg or get burged world out there

 No.2639284

only bad games get good reviews

 No.2639285

>>2639282
its over for us everyone is saying its a masterpiece im not going to get anything done for the next 10 years

 No.2639286


 No.2639287

>>2639285
im a dumb nigger man i cant play those types of games

 No.2639288

it'll take me 10 years to figure out how to play it

 No.2639289

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 No.2639290

does it have sex mods

 No.2639291

File: 1762235156317.png (2.32 MB, 1236x1648, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.2639292

damn this dude still makes youtube videos?
remember when we used to watch him religiously

 No.2639293

people that watch videos of food should be euthanized

 No.2639294

food is inarguably one of the best things on the planet bro

 No.2639295

the alg giveth the alg taketh

 No.2639296

>>2639294
-1 i hate eating its so annoying and gross

 No.2639297

>>2639293
+1
i do this

 No.2639298

>>2639296
youre such a performative bitch

 No.2639299

>>2639298
shut up unless its to oink for me piggy

 No.2639300

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 No.2639303

File: 1762237038050.webm (3.46 MB, 1080x1926, 1762236848445949.webm)


 No.2639304

Pornography depicting strangulation to become criminal offence in the UK

lol

 No.2639305


 No.2639306

why is it when i sleep on my right side i get weird dreams

 No.2639307

>>2639304
crazy how the inheritors of gladstone and pitt who in the hallowed grounds whitehall decided the fate of continents now concern themselves with what utensils and pornography to ban

 No.2639308

kinda fucked up girls with doll joints dont exist

 No.2639309

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 No.2639310

>>2639306
acid reflux

 No.2639311

what happened at blizzard that gave them such an obsession with vehicle quests instead of just letting me kill shit as my class that i picked

 No.2639312


 No.2639313

you know you a fatass nigger when you bring the condiment bottles into your room

 No.2639314


 No.2639315

china is blowing america out of the water in nuclear energy rn

 No.2639316

i do that but im not fat its just more convenient

 No.2639317

ive got some vile farts right now

 No.2639318

nuclear power would have been great for an america that was still 90% white but trying to do that now is just asking for a chernobyl like incident due to unavoidable incompetence

 No.2639319

would you be responsible enough to have your own modular mini nuclear reactor

 No.2639320

would beer be cheaper and would videogames still be good if that's what we were using? because that's all i give a fuck about

 No.2639321

imagine a nuclear power plant being run like dmvs are that would be hilarious honestly we should give it a go

 No.2639322

lol

 No.2639323

cheaper energy should usually makes everything cheaper

 No.2639324

went for a walk and saw a possum and i climbed a tree

 No.2639325

love possums

 No.2639326

you climbed the tree? that sounds fun

 No.2639327

>>2639318
I bet you also think radioactive waste glows green and comes in water barrels like in the simpsons

 No.2639328

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 No.2639329

mirin that neck
im such a necklet

 No.2639330


 No.2639331

>>2639328
you wish you were still a teen lel

 No.2639332

im not a teen im damn near 35 years old

 No.2639333

gonna go drop some turds hopefully this cures my stinky farts

 No.2639334

ate 25 out of the 100 halloween candies i got in this box man i must be stopped

 No.2639335

turd status: dropped
it was one of those big ones that had me worried my butt hole was gonna tear but it ended up fine and was a nice 1 wiper

 No.2639336

dude…………………………………….. tmi

 No.2639337


 No.2639338

we out here dropping holewreckers

 No.2639339

it really was worrying since it was so big but also so slick that i couldnt hold it back to let it slowly slide out to give me time to adjust to the size

 No.2639340

plate armor is kind of sick city

 No.2639341

cant believe paradox let everyone with a youtube account play eu5 3 weeks early and theyre all just saying how good it is and rubbing it in my face i cant take this

 No.2639342

>>2639337
chief ten beers found a loophole that lets them legally offer online gambling by using old nascar results as the thing that determines if their slot machines will pay out or not

 No.2639343

chief ten beers sounds like my kind of guy

 No.2639344

cant believe slot machines are actually gambling on old nascar races

 No.2639345

god i love my chemical romance

 No.2639346

lol

 No.2639347

well if you wanted honesty thats all you had to say

 No.2639348

wheres the one battle after another torrent nigga its been over a month

 No.2639349

i want a bf

 No.2639350

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 No.2639351

we really got people out here not jackin it for a whole month
gonna cause problems

 No.2639352

this is gamer month

 No.2639353


 No.2639354

Each “spin” is actually determined by the results of one or more historical stock car races from one or more years. The random number generator that typically powers slot machines has been replaced with actual sporting outcomes that have already occurred.

“What you see on the screen are just entertaining depictions of what happens,” the source explained.

thank you chief ten beers

 No.2639355

>>2639303
gonna watch this again then go to bed

 No.2639356

i am one fat motherfucker

 No.2639357

>>2639356
oh yeah? how fat

 No.2639358

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 No.2639359

its pretty wild we live in the most 'educated' period in world history but nobody thought it could be a bad idea to bring in hundreds of thousands of north africans and middle easterners to first world countries

 No.2639360

the virgin neet thinks he knows how the world should be run lol

 No.2639361

A little girl and her mother are abandoned by her master shogi player father. After her broken-hearted mother dies of cancer the girl seeks revenge through mastering the domain of her father, namely shogi.

 No.2639362

>>2639359
oh they knew exactly what it would do

 No.2639363

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 No.2639365

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 No.2639366

267 at 5'3 is insane

 No.2639367

im not 5'3 fucker

 No.2639368

he's 5'3.5

 No.2639369

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 No.2639370

File: 1762246363826.jpg (100.49 KB, 720x556, 539985466_1119696843606258….jpg)

The Pacific Ocean is Larger Than All Land On Earth

 No.2639371

>>2639366
Wow
>>2639367
True
>>2639368
Legacy media is a propaganda arm of the far left
>>2639369
Yes
>>2639370
Banger

 No.2639372

you guys are FUCKED

 No.2639373

File: 1762247202511.webm (3.92 MB, 1280x720, 1762245620757530.webm)

gooks be like damn this looks appetizing

 No.2639374

good on them for at least cooking it this time

 No.2639375

crazy how stevemre is still doing his thing youd think hed have run out of mres by now

 No.2639376

>>2639373
two nukes weren't enough

 No.2639377

id eat a cat or a dog i dont care

 No.2639378

what about a pigeon

 No.2639379

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 No.2639380

>>2639378
that cant be healthy

 No.2639381

*slaps belly*

 No.2639382

if you want to get at israel youll have to go through me first

 No.2639383

i saw that clip

 No.2639384

im fartin iykwim

 No.2639385

File: 1762249102304.jpg (10.59 KB, 617x56, Untitled.jpg)

im NEVER GOING TO QUIT!!!!!

 No.2639386

its kind of wacky how bad the philosemites are at promoting the israel issue
like…the more fiercely they emphasize how important israel is to the united states and the more they threaten and browbeat detractors just inflames the exact opposite reaction like 'if you think the jews have too much influence on america we will ruin you' is not a good line of argument to take

 No.2639387

someone told me the other day i spit a lot when i talk

 No.2639388

stop talking ig

 No.2639389

i spit when i talk
i fuck anything that walks

 No.2639390

and i love to talk about cock

 No.2639391

the sipper persists and so do i

 No.2639392

racists are literally the most disenfranchised demographic

 No.2639393

holy fuuuuuck check this one out bros

 No.2639394

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 No.2639395

my white ass could go for a key lime and or lemon pie right about now

 No.2639396

File: 1762253234906.jpg (3.07 MB, 4000x3000, IMG_20251104_173004.jpg)

well ive just been at sbs mtv the show filming and it wasnt that fun
they had like 10 boy groups and 3 girl groups and out of those i only knew one group :/
last weeks lineup was much better wtf

 No.2639397

File: 1762253353445.jpg (5.53 MB, 4000x3000, IMG_20251104_172536.jpg)

the two girls in front of me were hella locked in tho they had preprepared signs for everything and they kept sending hearts to idols and hosts and were sperging out when they got some back

 No.2639398

>>2639373
i ate the worst thing in my life yesterday, a long intestine pork hangover soup
it was completely unchewable, made me almost throw up a couple of times
couldnt finish it

 No.2639399

im vo2maxxing

 No.2639400

>>2639243
i remember my dad calling me to tell me this was going to happen to me

 No.2639401

>>2639396
>>2639397
sigh gook girls will never make signs and send hearts at me

 No.2639402

>>2639386
>>2639307
>>2639189
EMBARASSING PSEUD FAGGOT HOURS

 No.2639403

File: 1762256720786.png (4.78 MB, 2258x3000, ClipboardImage.png)

if you guys could be any inanimate object what would you be?
i would be a beanybaby duck because can haz comfy

 No.2639404

>>2639402
thanks for the late response!

 No.2639405

>>2639403
la bew bew

 No.2639406

>>2639243
2 more weeks

 No.2639407

File: 1762257689753.png (1.29 MB, 1378x2067, ClipboardImage.png)

i wish i was a little black stickman getting cnc'd by two big red stickmen

 No.2639408

you're disgusting

 No.2639409

you jerked off to some poor woman getting sex trafficked on pornhub yesterday and im the disgusting one?

 No.2639410

all our disgusting stuff happens on another site. you post yours here

 No.2639411

err hmm

 No.2639412

File: 1762258425858.jpg (89.02 KB, 1022x1023, G4m3RP6W8AIYsLw.jpg)


 No.2639413

I HAVE TO GO WORK
I HAVE TO CLOCK ON
I HAVE TO DO MY JOB
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAÀAAAAÀAAAA

 No.2639414

>>2639412
i look like this btw

 No.2639415

>>2639407
hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

 No.2639416

>>2639373
im like damn this looks appetizing

 No.2639417

>>2639407
sigh gonna get my morning jerk on to this

 No.2639418

>>2639415
>>2639417
you guys can be red stickmen im black

 No.2639419

>>2639413
thats some mayo monkey shit fr yall wildin

 No.2639420

>>2639418
you're a nigger???

 No.2639421

grow up

 No.2639422

was about to go to sleep but now i feel some assblasting diarrhea bubbling up thatll be ready in the next hour or 2 so might as well stay up

 No.2639423

hey thanks man but keep it to yourself next time would you

 No.2639424

oh you dont want to hear about the ass chunks im gonna be blowing out soon? my bad

 No.2639425

thats the worst when you get all nice and comfy in bed then your guts start bubblin'

 No.2639426

we seriously sneed to hop on lotto

 No.2639427

lotro*

 No.2639428

guy who pisses himself u up? i just got pissyourselfpileed

 No.2639429

we lost cheney?

 No.2639430

just got "howdy neighbor"'d

 No.2639431

>>2639428
good job lil bro

 No.2639432

I wouldn't say we "lost" him

 No.2639433

File: 1762261056713.png (126.21 KB, 355x517, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.2639434

just vomited out of my ass time to sleep :)

 No.2639435

gleep should i be happy or sad dick is dead

 No.2639436

dick laurent is dead

 No.2639437

File: 1762262997803.png (325.4 KB, 1125x1765, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.2639438

dick cheney was one crazy ass white boy for that whole hunting accident stunt

 No.2639439


 No.2639440

>>2639373
lookin good gleep

 No.2639441

>>2639437
low quality bait

 No.2639442

youre still giving me lurk moar shit huh

 No.2639443

well people

 No.2639444

uhhh bros i just found a red light district here
its full of botched plastic abxs holy shit
i have to try this omg god please let them accept foreigners

 No.2639445

now this is crazy as hell

 No.2639446

good morning people
WHAT THE FUCK?

 No.2639447

man out in public and im seeing people fatter than me…. some of these dudes look pregnant

 No.2639448

maybe they are pregnant bigot

 No.2639449

oh my god i have to sit here and work for 8 hours

 No.2639450

File: 1762266532855.png (205.13 KB, 439x428, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.2639451

tough luck worknorm
*slaps your ass*

 No.2639452

its crazy some people actually work for 8 hours instead of working for 1 and pretending it was 8

 No.2639453

>>2639452
most people do that lil bro

 No.2639454

failed my PT test for customs on the steps portion…

 No.2639455

>>2639444
howd it go are you a man now?

 No.2639456

>>2639453
does it really make me a lil bro to do as i please on company time?

 No.2639457

OH MY GOD IM WORKING

 No.2639458

>>2639455
i.. pussied out im a retard..
i made the first round to see how much there was to it (its like one block) then contemplated a bunch then went around and saw a bunch of older (like 45-50) women that were in kinda shacks calling me in but declined them all, and then i did another round like 40 mins later and way more curtains were already up
a couple of girls shut the door to me or said no, and i approached one girl that was not quite ps enough for me and she couldnt speak a lick english
she said "2" (maybe she meant cumshots idk) and "money one five" (i guess 150.000 won which is kinda cheap tbh)
im gonna go back tomorrow and do it ong
there are a bunch of cars parked at the ends of alleys tho with lights on and guys sitting inside so i guess its some mob op
the police station is just down another alley too lol

 No.2639459

i felt really bad for the 50yo women too tbh

 No.2639460

>>2639458
that sounds scary

 No.2639461

dont feel bad for them man theyre women

 No.2639462

holy fuck oneyplays finally played melee

 No.2639463




is anyone here i have a question

 No.2639464

>>2639461
even you would feel bad zii
honestly theres so many pointless jobs here in sk like for example they have these massive massive malls every idk 10 major intersections, and each floor in these malls is split up into smaler stores of like 20x20 meters, and in each of those theres alway someone just sitting there waiting for a customer to come in and show some interest
and they make very little money for that, and of the little they make it seems like they spend a bunch of it on makeup and clothes, because everyone is well dressed here

 No.2639465

wasn't me mate

 No.2639466

women are….false

 No.2639467

>>2639458
bro ur gonna catch jungle aids with a hint of lyme disease

 No.2639468

just bought some 'minos for lunch

 No.2639469


 No.2639470


 No.2639471

old
fat
mental decline
never did shit before it all

 No.2639472

File: 1762273423477.webp (71.07 KB, 401x631, 29exrn2fk9zf1.webp)


 No.2639473

>>2639472
omg fujoing out

 No.2639474

>>2639467
who cares at this point man like what difference does that make
im practically already dead anyway

 No.2639475

food is simmering
beers cracked

 No.2639476

it's not gonna be fun either it's just masturbation with extra steps at that point

 No.2639477

>>2639476
i have been doing that for like 25 years by now man ive never done it with another human much less my literal ideal one

 No.2639478

did you even bother glowing up

 No.2639479

File: 1762275573048.jpg (220.27 KB, 1080x1603, 1762269095542158.jpg)


 No.2639480

im glown tf up man my body is chiseled out its my face that looks retarded i need a ps

 No.2639481

if your face is weird you need to voicemaxx

 No.2639482

>>2639481
i have an incelmaxxed voice man i need a ps and i need to get 10 years younger

 No.2639483

File: 1762276391870.png (880.25 KB, 748x1008, ClipboardImage.png)

check me out

 No.2639484

ugh it's 12 pm already the days almost over

 No.2639485

File: 1762276586721.png (186.02 KB, 500x214, ClipboardImage.png)

>>2639483
weak, pathetic porn dude. tremble under the might of the porn geek

 No.2639486

File: 1762276668967.png (865.13 KB, 1280x720, ClipboardImage.png)

>>2639483
theres a porn series of that guy thats too weird to fap to

 No.2639487

>>2639485
is porn geek drooling…

 No.2639488

oh my fucking god i fucking hate korean toilets man
ofc i clogged it up holy fuck
these fuckers have such insanely poor plumbing for an evolved nation
like it was just tp and not even that much of it

 No.2639489

File: 1762276735009.png (102.79 KB, 516x162, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.2639490

MY CUBICLE IS COLD

 No.2639491

we need to become porn people

 No.2639492

america is like the only place in the world you can flush the tp

 No.2639493

my crucible is tempered

 No.2639494

used kosher salt instead of regular salt to cook today and couldnt gauge the right amount and added way too much the jews will pay for this

 No.2639495

how will they pay

 No.2639496

im on a 4 day no jo streak and you think you can break me down?

 No.2639497

zelle or maybe apple cash or something (i dont really understand what apple cash is)

 No.2639498

File: 1762277145542.jpg (1.81 MB, 2000x1799, 1762242243723627.jpg)


 No.2639499

>>2639492
everywhere in europe is also fine

 No.2639500

>>2639497
its that white pastel rainbow card man (idk what it is either)

 No.2639501

>>2639500
it could be? (what is this guy talking about…)

 No.2639502

lil bro prolly tried to flush a womenly amount of toilet paper like a giant diaper

 No.2639503

>>2639501
cool we figured it out then (we didnt)

 No.2639504

what are you supposed to do instead of flushing the tp…

 No.2639505

you can eat it

 No.2639506

>>2639504
put it in a nice little bin so your dog can pull it out and play with it all over the house

 No.2639507

magnet:?xt=urn:btih:431680985efad68eb127d5218e4958d7c3814b9c&dn=Europa%20Universalis%20V&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopen.stealth.si%3A80%2Fannounce&tr=http%3A%2F%2Ftracker.skyts.net%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.torrent.eu.org%3A451%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fwepzone.net%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fexplodie.org%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopen.demonii.com%3A1337%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.tryhackx.org%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.tiny-vps.com%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.srv00.com%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.opentrackr.org%3A1337%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.qu.ax%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker2.dler.org%3A80%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fexodus.desync.com%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.torrust-demo.com%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fttk2.nbaonlineservice.com%3A6969%2Fannounce

 No.2639508


 No.2639509

>>2639458
itaewon or where
youre gonna get your organs removed lol

 No.2639510

>>2639507
what are we watching homie

 No.2639511

no gay sex tonight

 No.2639512

don't tell me what to do****

 No.2639513

gaycel celling out

 No.2639514


 No.2639515

sneed a new smon hasan react vid

 No.2639516

just devoured a 10pc nugget and fry from wendys

 No.2639517

if there was a 24hour cam on me everyone would laugh at my funny little antics

 No.2639518

1:30pm and the bedbitch finally gets out of bed

 No.2639519

>>2639517
thats my biggest fear especially in the garage when im slapping my big belly

 No.2639520

File: 1762282888392.png (105.32 KB, 1427x826, gay.png)

epic
just epic

 No.2639521

File: 1762282937929.jpg (135.16 KB, 1302x952, ERwVY7jUcAAnaVC.jpg)

time for another nap

 No.2639522

damn maybe i should play valo again

 No.2639523

>>2639509
yeongdeungpo
i have no choice i have to try
tinder has already dried up i am getting like 2 likes a day from single moms or fatties
i need to sex a ps monster i need to

 No.2639524

>>2639519
or making funny faces in the mirror

 No.2639525

how do you know you aren't gay if you've never cuddled with or kissed a boy or taken a cock up the ass

 No.2639526


 No.2639527


 No.2639528

>>2639525
u-umm would you like to experiment?

 No.2639529

jim carey tier funny faces 12 hours a day

 No.2639530

File: 1762284441267.jpg (369.35 KB, 1440x1920, 556847867_1853063467005818….jpg)

need me a freaky ass za ive gook

 No.2639531

File: 1762284617960.jpg (31.07 KB, 976x95, Untitled.jpg)

WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!

 No.2639532

>>2639526
the complete opposite of lmao

 No.2639533


 No.2639534

im pissing literally like every hour

 No.2639535

>>2639534
thats pretty normal once you start drinking a gallon of water a day

 No.2639536


 No.2639537


 No.2639538

>>2639523
this one?
aigoo

 No.2639539


 No.2639540

GURUGURU PINPON

 No.2639541

i know of hooker hill
you should try hooker hill

 No.2639542

File: 1762286374561.jpg (333.15 KB, 1440x1920, 503533450_1814131838839646….jpg)

how about a trip to gooker hill instead

 No.2639543

>>2639538
thats it man

 No.2639544

please help me stop pissing

 No.2639545

https://kick.com/artmosfera

her underwear is just straight up rubbing on her asshole

 No.2639546

apricot poodle

 No.2639547

>>2639542
spooky

 No.2639548


 No.2639549

feel like my day is done and it's time to veg out til i can clock out

 No.2639550

File: 1762287536655.png (436.72 KB, 897x859, 1761265525561.png)


 No.2639551

😨 is so pad coded

 No.2639552

bwaaadddaaa

 No.2639553

dark bwadda?

 No.2639554

are total war europa universalis and civilization all the same kind of game

 No.2639555

>>2639554
*my opinion of you lowers*

 No.2639556

dark padder vs dark brapper vs dark nigger

 No.2639557

No,
Total War, Europa Universalis, and Civilization are not the same kind of game, although they are all strategy games. The main differences are their core gameplay loop and how they handle combat and empire management. Civilization is a turn-based 4X game with non-military victory conditions, Total War combines a turn-based campaign with real-time battles you can directly control, and Europa Universalis is a real-time grand strategy game where battles are automated, focusing more on diplomacy and complex, nation-specific mechanics.

 No.2639558

>>2639554
i'm not smart enough for any of them so yeah

 No.2639559

word of the day
三つ巴

 No.2639560

im a dumb nigger and i can play civ just fine, eu is way too hard and total war is just like an army sim a-move game

 No.2639561

>eu is way too hard
>total war is just like an army sim a-move game
im surrounded by brainlets

 No.2639562

File: 1762288164142.jpg (31.39 KB, 250x598, 1757423874957098.jpg)


 No.2639563

>>2639561
i mean i literally said in my post im a dumb nigger sooooooo

 No.2639564

gettin jo pangs………

 No.2639565

>>2639562
*hops on wow classic with my friends rika, sotoki, shion, and mion and gets ready to save azeroth*

 No.2639566

File: 1762288643271.png (2.48 MB, 1536x2048, 1762188884627819.png)


 No.2639567

living in florida is crazy man its almost winter time and all ive got is one jacket and one pair of pants

 No.2639568

take a sip from my secret potion
ill make you fall in love

 No.2639569


 No.2639570

>>2639566
bro im trying to NOT jerk off

 No.2639571

>>2639554
no civ is a lot more baby

 No.2639572


 No.2639573

File: 1762289443129.mp4 (3.25 MB, 1762275711154817.mp4)


 No.2639574

and i have become
retardedly dumb

 No.2639575


 No.2639576

File: 1762289798660.webp (52.82 KB, 1024x543, 61ghayl1mazf1.webp)


 No.2639577

hey guys

 No.2639578

File: 1762289858300.gif (27.47 KB, 1000x685, 1758226101937924.gif)


 No.2639579

>>2639574
we know how it is

 No.2639580

decided to stop taking my medication

 No.2639581

i have some good ideas but too dep to do them

 No.2639582

donk is washed

 No.2639583


 No.2639584

File: 1762291587115.jpg (75.2 KB, 615x816, 1757667938361655.jpg)


 No.2639585

anyone wanna lick my athlete foot

 No.2639586

hoooo boy

 No.2639587

I met a traveller from an antique land,
Who said—“Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. . . . Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk a shattered visage lies, whose frown,
And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them, and the heart that fed;
And on the pedestal, these words appear:
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings;
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.

 No.2639588

damn you just know there were some chuds in 1968 seething at DEI peanuts

 No.2639589

File: 1762292598124.jpg (294.74 KB, 900x1200, 1762114628004.jpg)


 No.2639590

File: 1762292675761.png (14.65 KB, 512x104, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.2639591

>>2639587
so cool

 No.2639592

4 pancakes and 4 sausage links for 4.93 is actually crazy
id buy that twice a day every day until they stopped serving it

 No.2639593

solid crackhead tasing @1:40
boring besides that

 No.2639594

>>2639592
silver dollar pancakes are small and so are sausage link bytes.

 No.2639595


 No.2639596

>>2639592
nigger tier understanding of value and finance

 No.2639597

im telling you youre getting fooled by the ad it cant be good.
nothing is good anymore

 No.2639598

File: 1762292924162.jpg (409.35 KB, 2457x3273, G47QsPbXwAA-3L_.jpg)


 No.2639599

Bitcone under 100k

It’s fucking ogre

 No.2639600

cant believe i actually tricked myself into becoming a code monkey

 No.2639601

>>2639599
this is bullish for bitcoin

 No.2639602

File: 1762293190875.jpeg (151.04 KB, 1920x1080, IMG_9464.jpeg)


 No.2639603

File: 1762293207253.jpg (106.5 KB, 702x931, 1758758999389784.jpg)


 No.2639604

File: 1762293224629.gif (739.41 KB, 268x298, PickleRickGIF.gif)

cant believe i actually tricked myself into becoming pickle riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick

 No.2639605

>>2639604
how did rick unpickle himself i forgot it seems like an impossible scenario

 No.2639606


 No.2639607

rick and morty is probably still airing for all we know

 No.2639608

just heard about dick cheney
damn man….

 No.2639609

i mean a super ancient person dying isnt the biggest deal

 No.2639610

he was an agent of the devil man

 No.2639611

literally some guy idek who lol some unc

 No.2639612

idek

 No.2639613

>>2639608
oh he's in hell now? sweet, enjoy nonstop assrape old faggot

 No.2639614

i should get around to watching that W movie someday…

 No.2639615

we gotta start getting gud at sudoku

 No.2639616


 No.2639617

we do the weekly sudokus in the regional weekly papers

 No.2639618

we stay litty

 No.2639619

i need a new game to get hooked on
maybe oblivion

 No.2639620

>>2639599
zii you seein this?
turt help

 No.2639621

did you seriously just reply to a phone post

 No.2639622

>>2639616
what is this ladys goal

 No.2639623

File: 1762294507611.jpg (141.98 KB, 1017x282, 1610825053437.jpg)


 No.2639624

are we becoming owensheads

 No.2639625

*record scratch*
*freeze frame*
yup, that's me
you're probably wondering how i got so cooked

 No.2639626

>>2639622
to get white boys bricked up

 No.2639627

normalize walking around bricked up all day

 No.2639628

i cant believe i got a job
now im suffering the consequences

 No.2639629

Tom Brady says his dog is a clone of family's previous pet

rich people are crazy as hell

 No.2639630

>>2639628
wait until you see your first paycheck and realize for how little you trade away your life

 No.2639631

got all my shit done and beat dad home
now its time to get in the zone

 No.2639632

wait youre telling me if i got a job that was paying me $20 an hour and i worked for 40 hours i wouldnt just get an even 800 bucks for the week?

 No.2639633

File: 1762296036538.jpg (371.54 KB, 1725x2048, 20251104_181459.jpg)

gleep here, my caretaker went to mcdonalds and got me something new called the mcpickle

 No.2639634

>>2639633
lookin good gleep!

 No.2639635

tadaima~

 No.2639636

>>2639633
this is a liar post
the mcpickle is a fake menu item they announce for april fools
toot do something

 No.2639637

File: 1762296572749.jpg (157.17 KB, 1214x2048, FtLxHuRagAYbow8.jpg)

>>2639635
okaeri~

 No.2639638

what if instead was the mcbuns and it was cheeks

 No.2639639

File: 1762296797831.png (258.7 KB, 1490x1102, ClipboardImage.png)

plants scream when theyre hurt huh

 No.2639640


 No.2639641

are the sounds intentional or emergent

 No.2639642

plants are massive pussies

 No.2639643

plussy…

 No.2639644

https://kick.com/eeveeeshiny

now this is some spicy spicy caliente

 No.2639645

are we buying the dip?

 No.2639646

trampolines are a big deal these days

 No.2639647

yea im buying the dip man *packs one in*

 No.2639648

i remember trampolines were getting algd around during the pre and pandemic times but those kids are probably all uncd by now

 No.2639649

feel like absolute shit cause i wasnt able to donate to dsp last night

 No.2639650


 No.2639651

hmm yeah thats cool but for me its starcraft 2

 No.2639652

>>2639649
well guess whos live right now lookin for some support

https://kick.com/dspgamingreal

 No.2639653

valveheads…steam is down

 No.2639654

just gotta get through it just gotta survive a little longer maybe thingsre gonna be different soon

 No.2639655

>>2639653
this is bullish for hlx

 No.2639656

wtf since when is pokemon a 3d game

 No.2639657

cant believe our lilbro is going to have sex with a kgirl tomorrow

 No.2639658

>>2639655
imagine steam finally back up…and then a big picture of g-man is all over the front page
man

 No.2639659

imagine getting addicted to that pro level plastic p from your first go and having to return to civilian life

 No.2639660

gook-man?

 No.2639661

crazy that war in ukraine is still going on

 No.2639662

i feel like drinking some beer tonight

 No.2639663

hope gabe saves us with arm chip linux based ar gaming soon

 No.2639664

crazy that gabe is on his yacht in international waters getting an experimental brain chip surgically installed at this very minute

 No.2639665

is it true that rich people throw away normal peoples net worth in garbage every year

 No.2639666

i'm trying to learn malloc but i don't really understand it

 No.2639667

we should uhhhh drink malt liquor and smoke menthol cigarettes

 No.2639668

hell yeah

 No.2639669

mom texted me she booked a hotel room for christmas

told her im about to be homeless what the fuck is wrong with you

delusional bitch, only reason i didnt cut contact was in case i was in a situation where i be homeless, and guess what they couldnt even grow up and be parents then

 No.2639670

>>2639669
you good bro?

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 No.2639672

had a pretty sad hello fresh meal of ground turkey meat w/ rice and garlic + cummin….

 No.2639673

ive started adding diced potato to my meat slop its tasty cheap and filling

 No.2639674

there is no plausible deniability
the potle employees know me >.<

 No.2639675

capitalism's strongest niggercattle consumer

 No.2639676

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lol

 No.2639677

you have to start tipping now

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 No.2639679

hope equipment failure isnt what kills me

 No.2639680

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lol

 No.2639681

the ARkStorm…

 No.2639682

im thinking a giant wall at the end of a runway might be a bad idea

 No.2639683

starting a family is really the only reason to 'grow up' its not hard to understand

 No.2639684

when caligula said 'i wish that the roman people had but one neck' i felt that

 No.2639685

any kind of male economic failure comes back to not growing up, video games, etc

where as a roastie bitch gets knocked up and she's a christ like victim that needs ebts, medical, free housing, child support

 No.2639686

dad has a wife and son and his life got so much worse

 No.2639687

soon we'll be reverse china aborting all the male fetuses

 No.2639688

gen beta women belong to us millenichads

 No.2639689


 No.2639690

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Popular YouTuber ‘Boogie2988’, Dead at 49

 No.2639691

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 No.2639692

motorcyclefreaks are clinically insane

 No.2639693

>>2639690
toot sticky

 No.2639694

>>2639690
stop liarposting you fucking freak

 No.2639695

the sensation of speed is an addiction

 No.2639696

NEW THREAD SOON MAKE A NEW THREAD RETARDS

 No.2639703

test



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