No.2628879
bros lets play duke nukem
No.2628881
girugamesh
No.2628883
you know what im fuckin sayin
No.2628886
new poe league looks like fuckin shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LIKE SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No.2628887
orange has grown into a big orange. no longer the whole world is magical and he's annoying me, now just autistically cat staring at me
No.2628888
>>2628887real talk are you a virgin
No.2628889
judo throw his ass
No.2628890
>>2628880sampling bias i fear
No.2628895
funniest part about judo throwing a cat is he cant go nowhere and just has to accept it. start feeling out the signs in advance if you are in a judo throwing mood or not
No.2628896
i wanna play bloodborn
No.2628897
whats stopping you
No.2628898
i dont own the game and im too lazy and dumb to emulate
No.2628901
only 23 hours until drinking time!
No.2628902
>>2628901you should get a bottle of wine for a change
No.2628904
>>2628900this. is. everything.
No.2628906
crazy that we got through the worst months (may through september) and now its almost time for the best months (november through february)
No.2628909
ladder anxiety
No.2628910
the weeks just fly by when youre in that drinking and gaming schedule
No.2628911
being a worthless little pissbaby isnt easy but i put my best foot forward every day 🫡
No.2628912
entering my maldavius era
No.2628913
>>2628907really bad greentext and i mean that in a non chud way it just sucks
No.2628914
and just like that its 5 in the morning
No.2628915
bruh it was 5 in the morning like, hours ago
No.2628917
guess ill do my hair and makeup and start my freaking day
No.2628918
aint no way youngfuck collegebitch i just had to wake up to a 5am alarm
No.2628919
An acquaintance writes that a friend of his shared an office with one of the best now living physicists; this physicist’s work habit was to come into the office in the morning and then stare into the wall for 8 hours before going home.
No.2628920
im buying a cane
No.2628921
🚨🇻🇪 🇺🇸 MADURO TO TRUMP: NO CRAZY WAR PLEASE
“Not war, not war, not war. Just peace, just peace, just peace — forever, forever, forever.
Peace forever.
No crazy war.
No crazy, no crazy war.
Please, please, please.
Just peace, peace forever, peace forever.”
lil bro is groveling
No.2628922
we're getting performative canes?
No.2628924
dads systolic bp was 180 hes cooked
No.2628928
WristbandGuy, it turns out, has zero tolerance for those Gen Z-ers who flaunt their degradation, who “brag about going multiple days, or not eating, or skipping work or school.” He told me, “If someone says, ‘Oh, I’ve gone for six hours straight,’ when everyone else is saying congratulations, I’m saying, ‘Hey—are you staying hydrated? Are you taking meal breaks? Maybe you need to get some sleep.’” The goal, said WristbandGuy, is to foster the conditions for “a long, healthy goon life.”
No.2628929
>>2628890na man youre so cooked psbro
its over for you
for all of us really
No.2628930
7am time for neetfuck to hop into bed
No.2628931
REMINDER WE GOT POWERSLAP AT 12
No.2628932
i got banned on 4chan for using the N word
No.2628933
im watching a small jp indie and her chat is getting spammed by russian greys
crazy stuff
No.2628934
whats a russian grey
No.2628936
>>2628934posters who arent members
No.2628937
>>2628932is today 2014 retroposting day?
No.2628938
>>2628931and ufc numbered card tomorrow (early)
No.2628939
>>2628932you can say nigger here man
anyone can say nigger
No.2628941
did everyone know what a russian grey is but me?
No.2628942
totally bro
No.2628945
hello..?
No.2628946
jalapenobro u up?
No.2628948
flirting with death in the sense but blessed nevertheless
No.2628949
*force-feeds toon 5 cips of coffee and locks him in a closet to piss himself*
No.2628951
this nigga named tub tim thong 😭
No.2628952
they have 1 word mononym names like cher or prince. thats dudes whole name
No.2628954
they experience the 4 seasons lil bro
No.2628955
sum ting wong
No.2628956
The Croatian Parliament has voted: Mandatory military service is being introduced
good luck out there zii
No.2628957
zii will soon find out if love can truly bloom even on a battlefield
No.2628958
>>2628953get some dc 'za bro
No.2628959
>>2628935ok but kazzy tho..
No.2628960
>>2628956zii is too old to get drafted
No.2628961
>>2628960you cant dodge by saying your too old
the country needs him they need his talents his gaming experience
No.2628962
yeah that spaghetti song.. hella miss ngl
chaewon with curly orange hair? miss me with that too
that rap guy fag in the middle? ugh just horrible
what were they thinking
No.2628963
>>2628962shut up motherfucker
No.2628964
>>2628962i blame the russian greys for this
No.2628965
they were thinking "whatever our fans dont care"
but we do
we do
No.2628968
>>2628967what are you, wony
No.2628969
>>2628967i didnt realize you could still get so close to the white house
No.2628971
we dem niggers pepega
No.2628972
>>2628967you cant even finish a 12" za?
i can finish 14" zas by myself and im 135 lbs
No.2628974
>>2628972not him. i can do a 12 'za from home where i can take 30+ minutes to eat it but on foot in the city? thats not comfy
No.2628975
>>2628973the jimmyfication of youtube is fucking GAY
No.2628976
>>2628969that's an art museum, it's closed because of the shutdown, ugh…
>>2628972maybe if i was starving but i had pancakes for breakfast.
No.2628979
>>2628921brown spics really too low IQ to understand the art of the TACO?
No.2628981
if it were me id be like dont even cut that shit ima raw dog it
No.2628982
>>2628980nice first world country you americans have there
No.2628983
we've got a bad case of niggers
No.2628984
>earth
>firstworld
No.2628985
mumbling in binary?
nigga was spitting out 1s and 0s?
No.2628989
ok holy fuck blonde chenyu goes HARD
chaewon cant afford a miss like that
No.2628990
https://old.reddit.com/r/ChikaPH/gleep wtf is this subreddit what language are they using
No.2628991
>>2628990tagalog? ph = phillipines
No.2628992
damn that language goofy af
No.2628993
2 FOR FLINCHING
No.2628994
i would do disgusting things to chromie and im tired of pretending otherwise
No.2628997
they call me the asianpussyass eater after all
No.2628998
4 FOR FLINCHING
this guy speedrunning CTE
No.2628999
chromie is trans bro
No.2629000
well according to the chromie porn results it has tits
No.2629001
nothing past legion is canon
No.2629002
these chromie porn results just keep scrolling and scrolling and scrolling
No.2629004
terrible slapp
No.2629007
crazy how that guy just got cte for free
No.2629008
SLEEEEEEEMED
No.2629009
damn arianny looking rough..
No.2629010
>2 matches
>2 dqs
erm
No.2629011
NO ONE FUCKING CARES
No.2629012
hyouka
ice cream
i scream
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
No.2629013
>>2629011these are the powerslap storylines we eat up actually
No.2629014
foids even suck at slapping
No.2629015
>>2628976oh dang didnt even consider that everything in dc is gonna be closed cause the shutdowns that sucks
No.2629016
ROBBED
No.2629017
fed workers get 'furloughed' meaning a paid vacation. thats why no one gives a shit and the demonrats can fuck us over even more
No.2629018
i want a bf
No.2629019
>>2629017that isnt what a furlough means at all actually
No.2629020
furlough? you mean furbolg man?
No.2629021
>>2629020no not that garbage literally the word we typed you fucking worthless retard
No.2629023
the end of predator 2 was so crazy
No.2629025
>>2629022go to an iconic movie location in dc
No.2629026
like the white house that got zapped in independance day
No.2629028
*clubs you*
No.2629029
reminder to watch the west wing if you need a show
No.2629030
okay so they dont work
and they get back pay
so its a paid vacation, for work they didnt do. they got a month off to protest drumpf and smoke pot
No.2629031
>>2629030the backpay for a furlough isnt always a given
No.2629032
im too old to be drafted, but i would unironically join the army for two months just to learn basics and teach everyone there how to scope but i need to take care of my mom + shes really against it when i mentioned that to her.
today i had to call bolt and the drivers name was Muhamed
No.2629033
gaybro are you seeing dumpling?
No.2629035
>>2629031nope its the law, demonrat talking point they got a paid vacation on tax payer dime
No.2629036
>>2629034jesus 5'9 and almost 400 pounds. how does it move
No.2629038
>>2629035yea cause its govt shit
the word furlough on its own usually means not paid
No.2629039
im doing something :)
No.2629041
a buncha gay troons
No.2629043
flinch BITCH
No.2629044
NEARLY SLEEEMED
No.2629045
this shit makes me tardlaugh
No.2629046
lol
No.2629047
flinch x 2
No.2629048
klingbeil is taking wolverine to deep waters
No.2629049
wew!
No.2629050
might have to get some beer from the beer store tonight
No.2629051
rigged
No.2629052
now what
are there any other events tonight?
tomorrow we got ufc @10 am overlapping into bkfc @2pm
No.2629053
3pm neetfuck rolls out of bed
No.2629054
all i do is play ball x pit, fap, and whinge
No.2629056
'Das crazy', (used when someone doesn't know what to say/doesn't feel like responding/wants to remain polite) narrowly beat “goonen” and “checkst du” to be crowned the 2025 German Youth Word of the Year, which was announced at the Frankfurt Book Fair.
'Das crazy', (used when someone doesn't know what to say/doesn't feel like responding/wants to remain polite) narrowly beat “goonen” and “checkst du” to be crowned the 2025 German Youth Word of the Year, which was announced at the Frankfurt Book Fair.
'Das crazy', (used when someone doesn't know what to say/doesn't feel like responding/wants to remain polite) narrowly beat “goonen” and “checkst du” to be crowned the 2025 German Youth Word of the Year, which was announced at the Frankfurt Book Fair.
'Das crazy', (used when someone doesn't know what to say/doesn't feel like responding/wants to remain polite) narrowly beat “goonen” and “checkst du” to be crowned the 2025 German Youth Word of the Year, which was announced at the Frankfurt Book Fair.
'Das crazy', (used when someone doesn't know what to say/doesn't feel like responding/wants to remain polite) narrowly beat “goonen” and “checkst du” to be crowned the 2025 German Youth Word of the Year, which was announced at the Frankfurt Book Fair.
'Das crazy', (used when someone doesn't know what to say/doesn't feel like responding/wants to remain polite) narrowly beat “goonen” and “checkst du” to be crowned the 2025 German Youth Word of the Year, which was announced at the Frankfurt Book Fair.
No.2629057
>>2629054you could fit some pokemon showdown gen4 ou into that schedule
No.2629058
>>2629056its so over for aaron
No.2629060
>>2629059literally just search chromie porn i scrolled down through like 5 pages of it before i got bored
No.2629061
>>2629060i saucenao'd it lil bro
No.2629064
damn das crazy
No.2629067
>>2629066can you confirm or deny that the east wing is gone
No.2629069
shoutout to the entire has fallen movie series trilogy (not a sponsor)
No.2629070
are libs still seething that the president is modifying a building that he basically owns and has the right to modify and which presidents have modified in the past
No.2629072
honestly every day I wake up I forget the govt is still shutdown
No.2629073
>>2629070nooooo its the peoples building!!!
anyway are magats still defending the pedophile refusing to release the epstein files?
No.2629074
crazy how people keep saying epstein files like it was ever actually proven those files exist and that it hasnt been speculation this whole time since 2019
No.2629075
>>2629071this wasnt worth posting
leave this garbage on reddit
No.2629076
we should join ice for the 50k bonus
No.2629077
>>2629075do you, americans, realize how insane this shit looks
No.2629078
its literally like an urbanized ICE version of infinite 1000's of spicy local town hall meeting nothingburger clips happening every week
No.2629080
>libtards begging drumpf to release the epstein files after 4 years of biden
yea yea i get he promised it but y'all retarded fr
No.2629081
hol up the ruling class just released the files showing that theyre all pedos
No.2629082
they gaslit me into not caring/ not believing whatever they show us
No.2629083
>>2629071>>2629077im maga but that mexican guy was spittin
No.2629084
doing halloween as fat superman
No.2629086
>>2629074trump: i have the files ive seen the files were going to be releasing the files
*doesnt release the files*
drumpfers: uhhh the files never even existed doood
No.2629087
>>2629085"looks stunning" lol
are these people actually delusional or what
No.2629088
>>2629079lmao what prompt did you use
No.2629089
>>2629086leftists: trump is a retarded senile old man with dementia
also leftists: no there's zero probability that trump was confused when he said that there were epstein files its simply not possible
No.2629090
why doesnt he just release them tho
No.2629091
because his buddy abe is in there
No.2629092
>>2629088i made notebooklm listen to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZoUhrtQiQA and added
the archeologist hosts pretend the they are talking about a text found on ancient clay tablets in iraq written in cuneiform found 4000 years ago about a homosexual deformed, infantile, whiny demon obsessed with males, it's an archeology podcast called "horrors from antiquity", mention the meter of the poem proving it's antiquity, the hosts suggest a possible link between padder and the mesopotamian demon pazuzu
No.2629093
this is really the only valid use for notebooklm
No.2629094
>>2628935this shit is so ass SKULL
No.2629098
>>2629096i fucking hate how i cant tell if this is ai or not
No.2629101
bro is locked in
No.2629103
im a lot like obamna
No.2629104
whats the hot mop classic server to be on
No.2629106
>>2629104they merged all of the servers, all of the pve realms are connected and everything is cross realm
the only exception is grobb is still rp-pvp and disconnected from the rest
No.2629107
cant stop by rhcp has to have the best bass line of all time right
No.2629109
>>2629107i dont want to be mean to you but i want to be horrific
No.2629110
>>2629109well i presented it as a question not a statement as to invite discussion, let me know what bass line you think is better!
No.2629112
im lurkin
No.2629113
>>2629110fugazi waiting room
No.2629114
rhcp has one song man
Your request looks automated; Post discarded.
No.2629115
>>2629106im gonna have to resub i cant handle all the jajaing on stormforge…
No.2629117
i don't like dogs
No.2629118
no switchie no buy
No.2629120
>>2629117theyre mans best friend
No.2629121
>>2629116snoys we fucking won!
No.2629125
>>2629116xchuds…. it is officially over
No.2629126
YOU WILL NEVER BE A WOMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No.2629127
i hear xbox is still the better choice for netflix and youtube and spotify
No.2629128
>>2629116>>2629119hol up i was literally just posting about halo:ce the other day
No.2629130
didnt they already remake halo 1 in the collector edition or whatever or was that only halo 2?
No.2629131
those are remasters
No.2629133
we should um
buy go karts
No.2629134
my fat white ass wouldnt fit
No.2629137
>>2629136dont make me rape you
No.2629139
hes gonna take you back to the past
No.2629140
to watch you fuck his wife in the ass
No.2629142
>>2629138what in the shitty donkey ass diarrhea is this shitty game
No.2629144
tired of all these libtard political commentators inciting mass hysteria calling drumpf hitler and a fascist and a nazi
if you think that then go fucking murder him??
No.2629146
>>2629142im pirating it and will report back. its 3gigs and i've found games with retro graphics and unusually large file sizes tend to be good
No.2629147
oh dont do that man pay the nerd
No.2629148
am go back home and stream kickassia
No.2629149
poor nerd…
No.2629151
is schopenhauerian thought more advanced or less advanced than hegelianism
No.2629153
i hurt my elbow
No.2629155
microsoft was in gaming for 30 years and the only good things they did were halo and age of empires
everything else was bad
No.2629158
>>2629155kinda like blizzard and warcraft, warcraft 2, warcraft 3, wow, starcraft, starcraft 2, diablo, diablo 2, heroes of the storm, overwatch and hearthstone
No.2629159
that little nigga snuck starshit and overwatch in there like we wouldnt see😂
No.2629160
bros get on…starcraft 2
No.2629161
>>2629159overwatch was good for a little while there you gotta admit
No.2629162
>>2629161thats true i did like it, just for a bit
No.2629163
starcraft 2 is a decent single player campaign.
No.2629164
now hearthstone? thats a real ass grown mans game
No.2629168
>>2629151"Hegel, installed from above, by the powers that be, as the certified Great Philosopher, was a flat-headed, insipid, nauseating, illiterate charlatan, who reached the pinnacle of audacity in scribbling together and dishing up the craziest mystifying nonsense. This nonsense has been noisily proclaimed as immortal wisdom by mercenary followers and readily accepted as such by all fools, who thus joined into as perfect a chorus of admiration as had ever been heard before. The extensive field of spiritual influence with which Hegel was furnished by those in power has enabled him to achieve the intellectual corruption of a whole generation."
No.2629169
>>2629168"But the height of audacity in serving up pure nonsense, in stringing together senseless and extravagant mazes of words, such as had previously been known only in madhouses, was finally reached in Hegel, and became the instrument of the most barefaced general mystification that has ever taken place, with a result which will appear fabulous to posterity, and will remain as a monument to German stupidity. "
No.2629170
we got baseball in 2 bong
i'll hop on the baseball bandwagon for the world series
No.2629174
>>2629156thanks for sharing
No.2629175
>>2629171women are such lying weasels
weasly fucking liars
zii was absolutely right i hate them so much
No.2629176
i like women
No.2629177
total foid death
No.2629178
i still nut to overwatch characters fairly regularly
No.2629181
>>2629179you donkey
go in
No.2629184
oi fish n chips innit
No.2629186
>>2629185i was just about to pop that on, i like that channel
No.2629187
niggers really do be in the 4th dimension
No.2629188
bottom surgery soon
No.2629190
>>2629189my only solace is you will never experience this
No.2629192
>>2629190when i do ill send you a vid just like this
No.2629193
>>2629191just dont think about the fact you are gonna die alone lol
No.2629194
>>2629182legal sports betting will never go away now
the genie cant be shoved back in the bottle
No.2629196
got home from work
takin a poop
gonna run to the beer store and buy some expensive beer
No.2629197
>>2629196what kinda beer you buyin man, i was just about to do the same
No.2629199
actually we're going to the liquor store in 2 hours and we're going to buy the cheapest fuckin beer they gots
No.2629201
>>2629172we get very attracted to girls when they wear that specific type of short pants
No.2629202
>>2629200how come rand was so damn sweaty here
No.2629203
>>2629197delirium if they have it
No.2629205
>>2629203damn thats looks way too fancy for my meijer to carry
looks cool though
No.2629213
just beat a hard level of angry birds 😀
No.2629214
when the fajitas come out sizzlin
No.2629215
>>2629206bro needs to chill
No.2629216
>>2629193*tries not to think about it*
i didn't choose the incel life, the incel life choose me.
>>2629206webms won't load for me.
No.2629217
expensive alcohol is not worth it bro after the first drink you stop giving a fuck
No.2629219
>>2629216you should have a couple of alcoholic beverages with dinner
No.2629220
>>2629210is this the same stan from that eminem song?
No.2629221
>>2629218hes delusionally telling himself this whole thing is research for gaj
hes so cooked
its over
No.2629222
he could have signed up as a substitute teacher to get some hours in while hes between permanent jobs but not only did he decide not to, he decided to also not stream for us at the same time
No.2629223
i could go for some authentic chinese bat soup
No.2629224
thats crazy i was just thinking about how much i was some peking duck
No.2629225
thats the one that really gets me
grinds my gears so to speak
i dont care about him not having a job, the market is tough in drumpfs economy
but to then not have regular streams for the comm? hoooo buddy
No.2629226
*british accent*
oi, you got a loicense for those fish and chips m8?
>>2629219that might bankrupt me lol
No.2629227
>>2629226in typical british fashion
YOU DO NOT HAVE TO TIP
No.2629228
>>2629226this looks like the chicken and potatoes i throw in the air fryer
No.2629229
actually we do tip just not as much
No.2629230
>>2629226id fuck that rn
not as much as a 12 za but close
No.2629231
>>2629228+1
that better not be more than $16
No.2629232
https://www.twitch.tv/hay_welchhawk TUAH spit on that thang!!!
No.2629234
giwtwm
No.2629235
the damn beer store is almost 20 minutes away 🙈🙈🙈
No.2629236
>>2629231$21.99 in total lol
everything is super expensive in dc, i wonder how all these poor people here here by.
No.2629237
It's supposed to storm tonight which means I'm holding a storm party with my cat: windows will be open, bottle of wine for me, a churu for her, fuzzy blankets on every surface, lofi music, some unnaturally colored lights on, and a relentless fear of my power going out
No.2629238
england is my city
No.2629239
>>2629208lol based that foid needs to be raped and killed
No.2629240
>>2629239you need to be raped and killed
No.2629242
crazy how if i was born ~200 years ago i would have already read every single work of continental philosophy by age 15
No.2629243
if i was born 200 years ago ida been r*pin lmao
No.2629244
i woulda been a farmer and i woulda been born on the farm and died on the very same farm and i wouldnt ever learn to read or write
No.2629245
im obligated to make this post on linkedin :/
No.2629246
we don't have linkedin man
No.2629247
*to the tune of aerosmith - dude looks like a lady*
yea yea
you know im nappin daily
No.2629248
we're professionals man
we all have linkedin
No.2629249
i stay litty
No.2629250
yea were professionals man our professions are leatherworking and engineering!
No.2629251
i will never make a linkeen
No.2629252
like the park?
No.2629256
potatoes: tater tots french fries hash browns and vodka
No.2629257
shoutout to potatos and corn (not a sponsor)
No.2629259
trade offer
i receive: potatos and maize
you receive: firewater and guns
No.2629260
cant believe one of the detroit pistons legends would do shady poker dealings with the mafia and also throw a game as coach in 2023
No.2629261
civilians love the pretend power from such friends
No.2629262
wait im not supposed to be breathing through my mouth?
No.2629264
stop posting this shit youtube freak
No.2629265
>>2629262i dont just say this to anybody
you are so cooked
its over
you're zii
No.2629267
>>2629265i look worse than that
No.2629268
>>2629267those are like the same person after a lifetime of breathing in the nose or mouth man
No.2629269
>>2629265me on the bottom
No.2629270
if you are traveling and restaurant food gets too expensive you can go to a grocery store and buy some bread and cheese or hummus i picked that tip up from the vagrant vacation guy
No.2629272
3 2 1
let it rip!
No.2629273
i dont travel, that money goes to hookers, food, and alcohol
No.2629274
when you guys post pizza it makes me want to go buy one so please stop it thank you come again (apu voice)
No.2629275
>>2629270someone here always posts some albini quote about going to the grocery store deli and buying enough meat for 1-2 sandwiches for cheap
No.2629276
i wouldnt say always
No.2629277
We’re pleased to announce that our next game, Halo: Campaign Evolved, will be a ground-up remake of Halo: Combat Evolved’s genre-defining campaign coming to Xbox Series X|S, PC, and PlayStation 5 in 2026.
Featuring new missions, expanded gameplay, two-player split-screen on consoles, online and networked co-op for up to four players on console and PC
oh no onononon
No.2629278
back from the beer store
they didnt have the beer i wanted
No.2629282
>>2629279british people are something else man
No.2629283
>>2629281do women in west hollywood really look like that
No.2629284
>>26292810:00-0:07 sigh thats the experience i crave
No.2629285
>>26292790:00-0:07 sigh thats the experience i crave
No.2629286
FUCK do i get beer before the game starts
yes
No.2629287
>>2629286bro you got an hour before the liquor store closes and 4 hours before the beer store closes!
No.2629288
oh shit i forgot that i quit drinking forever after getting mega blasted and hungover last week
No.2629291
hol up the world series is tonight
No.2629292
>>2629280hol up this inspires me though
we need to stop eating slop and start buying bread and roast beef and cheese
in fact ill do it tomorrow
No.2629295
Los Angeles Dodgers vs Toronto Blue Jays
https://baked.live/tv/wid No.2629296
streams are choppy for me
No.2629298
misheard the crowd saying "lets go blue jays" with "lets play wow man"
No.2629299
what if,
uhh,
huh?
No.2629300
an entire stadium chanting lets play wow man lol
No.2629302
time to ink up the new pen
No.2629304
aw hell naw theyre making fun of this guys big belly on the blue jays
No.2629305
starting to like selected ambient works #2 more
No.2629306
aw hell naw jigsaw
No.2629307
took a nice hot shower and put on some fresh fluffly clothes :3
No.2629308
it do be that season where things like that feel good :)
No.2629309
is dancing on stage in your heels really that fun
No.2629310
>blue gays
oh no nonono!
No.2629312
thats a pretty decent mustache
No.2629313
if the cards arent in the series im not watching simple as
No.2629314
they were 6 games under 500
No.2629315
link me the fight man
No.2629317
olive hill or olive oil go back to dubai lol
No.2629318
hey guys i just took a shit
No.2629320
>JAYS
No.2629321
>>2629316the only funny thing this guy has ever done is say the word "gleep"
No.2629324
shes a victim of sexual assault
No.2629325
>>2629318damn we're sync'd up
No.2629327
i thought of a good garbage pail kid today
five guys boogers and flies
No.2629328
whats a garbage pail kid
No.2629329
it's like if pad was a toy
No.2629331
>>2629330is that what charlie from its always sunny collects
No.2629333
whats cologne made from
No.2629334
plant extracts and alcohol
No.2629335
so i could make my own
No.2629336
tie game you dodger niggers
No.2629337
you could harvest the pheromones from my balls
No.2629338
yeah but you need a lot of extracts
like a hundred
and probably a special chemist grade swirler thing
No.2629340
>>2629339shakin my damn head folks
No.2629341
i would peg destiny just to say i did it
No.2629342
just to troll him
No.2629343
thatd be so embarrassing for him
No.2629344
>>2629338swirler thing?
a centrifuge?
No.2629345
you would just end up owning a bunch of essential oils and being like one of those hippy chicks with energy crystals it wouldnt end well
No.2629346
my cologne would not use that gay ass lavender shit
No.2629347
i like to rub ambergris on my neck
No.2629349
Ambergris is a waxy, solid substance produced in the digestive system of sperm whales that is used as a fixative in perfumes and historically in some medicines and foods.
say what now
No.2629350
>>2629344i guess
a 'vortex mixer'
No.2629351
patchouli is a must, that stuff is in all my favorite scents
No.2629352
i dont really have favorite scents
No.2629353
>>2629346i forgot the internet exists and you could order from there now.
those hippy stores would have dudescent oils like musky,woody,etc stuff though.
No.2629354
>>2629349the ladies love it
No.2629355
look the point is i'm going to make my own cologne and become a fragrance millionaire and no i didn't steal the idea from kramer
No.2629356
>>2629350oh
i guessed the exact opposite
No.2629357
theres like a whole classification for groups of basic scents with smaller subgroups
No.2629360
those are the same ones that shit out the coffee beans
No.2629361
halo isnt even a game that deserves 1 remake but it gets 2 thats wild
No.2629363
i dunno man halo was pretty dope
No.2629365
>>2629358as a former ferret owner i can say that as soon as the first couple of white people had them as pets it was figured out. civet musk is prolly one of the last discovered musks though
No.2629366
nothing about it demands a remake or modernization they should be able to simply make a new halo game that will be just as good if not better but they arent capable of doing that because the entire gayming industry is run by limp wrist fags, women, and jeets who arent capable of doing anything themselves so they resort to suckling on the dusty teet of those who came before
No.2629367
>>2629365sorry for your loss
No.2629369
we need to win the lottery so we can have enough ribs surgically removed that we can suck our own dicks
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>>2629369you one crazy ass white boy
No.2629371
>>2629351patchouli……… knowledge……….
No.2629374
has that rib thing been boonked? does it work?
No.2629375
>>2629369i thought the mansion would've been a priority
No.2629376
back in my elementary school days the kids said marilyn manson did the rib thing and sucked his own dick
No.2629377
you need all your ribs man
No.2629378
wony prolly took out a rib or two
No.2629380
wony can suck her own dick?
No.2629382
>doyers
No.2629383
liz however…
No.2629385
clean
clean
No.2629387
dodgers are getting fucking creamed nigga its over
No.2629390
tried to say tadaima and it thought i was spamming
No.2629392
>>2629390take the hint nigga
No.2629393
might have to take a little nap before i get into this beer
No.2629395
you addicts make me sick
No.2629396
GRAND SALAMI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No.2629397
toronto is too powerful
No.2629399
im making cabbage soup tomorrow
No.2629401
maybe i should've bet 100 bucks on the jays..
No.2629402
bro what the fuck is going on in this game lmao
No.2629403
i just think of them as the baseball laffs and how can you bet on the laffs?
No.2629405
>>2629394am i supposed to reject drinks from guys im not into?
No.2629406
>>2629405yeah theyre trying to roofie you
No.2629408
how am i meant to do that without offending them though
"can i give you something for free"
"err no"
No.2629409
plz stop
No.2629410
>>2629408its clearly a song about a guy being overbearing and not just exclusively offering a free drink
No.2629411
just say no leave me alone rapist
No.2629412
>>2629410ok but im not talking about the song anymore
No.2629413
ohtani dinger
No.2629414
>>2629412just say no
they can deal with being offended
No.2629415
id feel bad though
No.2629416
i have to admit im extremely easily raped
No.2629417
ok man but they're not choking…
No.2629419
stormgate still exists
LMAO
No.2629423
wasnt that funny
No.2629424
https://kick.com/sweetsweetd this bitch just took her top off wtf!
No.2629425
just ate my cum cuz i was too lazy to get some toilet paper
No.2629427
>>2629398>crazy that this ponytail guy looks just like melolnononononono
No.2629429
>>2629425this could be your rock bottom moment and where you change your life and start doing normal things
No.2629431
>>2629430this bitch has seen some shit
No.2629432
>>2629430crazy that this girl looks just like me
No.2629434
>>2629429what's the big deal? never picked your nose and ate it before, libtard?
No.2629435
ridin that shit fr tho
No.2629437
oooh drugs so cool
gimme a break bud
No.2629438
yooo we got some grass and flour
No.2629440
is that what drugs look like?
No.2629441
no
No.2629442
ive got some hydrocodones from the dentist but i havent taken any yet idk if i want to repeat my opiate phase
No.2629443
lil bro had an opiate phase
No.2629444
always regret eating a whole bag of chips but i do every other day
No.2629445
they're filling me up with opiates after ps
No.2629446
youre gonna be such a dumb bimbo after ps
No.2629447
photoshop
No.2629449
i need filler for that
No.2629452
biden put in the work bro
No.2629453
>>2629448damn stem cells and hgh got biden back in business
No.2629454
be real would u let biden hit
No.2629455
no dude
No.2629456
yo ass tweakin
No.2629461
>>2629458respect yourself.
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>>2629458you cant be serious
No.2629463
miss mj like you wouldnt believe
No.2629464
member that south park mj episode
No.2629465
yeah hed be in my top 5 niggas if he was still alive
right below kanye right above chris tucker
No.2629466
post your top 5
No.2629468
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No.2629470
>>2629465where are you on the lmfao niggas
No.2629471
top 5 niggers okay lets go
l'jarius sneed
trevion sneed
troy sneed
sam sneed
damien sneed
No.2629474
for me its
josh allen
obama
chairman xi
lebron
michelle obama
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yall raycis
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kanye
chris tucker
david goggins
usain bolt
ishowspeed