No.2627675
im the red ranger
No.2627676
for me its kamen rider
No.2627677
>>2627676i fw kamen rider black and kamen rider w but havent watched any of the other ones
No.2627678
why the fuck is a schnitzel 26$
what the fuck
donald trump
No.2627679
the skrilla sign goes on the other side nigga
No.2627680
so what you want to do there is not buy the schnitzel
No.2627681
do you know how easy it is to make schnitzel
No.2627683
im gonna be honest man i dont even really know what schnitzel is and im not googling it either i will proudly live in ignorance
No.2627685
PowerS lap is fri 12noon
UFC 321 prelims sat 10am
No.2627687
>>2627685new poe league reveal in 21 hours is all we care about
No.2627689
i feel like i should do something tonight
No.2627690
>>2627689hop on fellowship bro!
No.2627691
stream lotr right fucking now
AM
AM
FUCKING DO IT
DO IT YOU KIKE
No.2627692
ams on the road man
No.2627693
>>2627692TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
THE OTHER GAY GUY
STREAM
NOW
No.2627694
what was the gay guys name who streamed gay movies
tony or something?
No.2627695
i may or may not have started sipping on the 2nd 16oz beer of the day
No.2627697
>>2627695on a school night??
No.2627698
>>2627697i dont have school tomorrow man
No.2627699
wtf i was just stranded for 30 minutes you stupid niggertards
No.2627700
i am not a stupid niggertard…
No.2627702
>>2627674man theyre so cool
No.2627703
vriska the product manager
No.2627704
i don't have school either man
BECAUSE I'M 33 YEARS OLD WITH GREY HAIR
No.2627705
its crazy that people who are too fat to take an uber are allowed to vote
No.2627707
>>2627706i look like this
No.2627708
that is pretty crazy huh
No.2627709
this nba tipoff show on espn is sponsored by popeyes chicken and they have all these popeyes logos all over the set
niggers love popeyes
No.2627714
>>2627710half off games at dave and busters?
No.2627715
we need to go to space
No.2627717
just downloaded more tv and movies that im not going to watch
No.2627718
we need to lock in
No.2627719
we need to tune in
turn on
and drop
drop
out
No.2627720
gonna eat more bread and do some laundry
No.2627721
*puff*
*puff*
*exhale*
i need to do the dishes
*sips*
No.2627722
playin a game out there people
No.2627723
sick of the grainbrain spamming up the thread
No.2627725
>>2627720damn i might do this too
my nigga
No.2627726
nigga geeked up on the grain
No.2627728
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No.2627731
GUR-
GLE!
No.2627732
neetfuck you can run on for a long time
run on for a long time
but sooner or later dad is gonna kick you
No.2627737
i have a tard rage hole in the wall beside me rn im such a chad
No.2627742
>>2627741i have literally never been that mad
No.2627743
ugh i need to lurk moar
No.2627744
i made one in my sleep before too i started swinging in my dreams and woke up with my hand inside the wall but it was a smaller one because my body wasnt fully engaged so i was able to patch it myself
No.2627747
wonder what the full word is
No.2627748
>>2627742i mean he was on a crack cocaine binge and lost $100k in a night
i dare you guys to do that and not have a melty
No.2627751
Kaitlyn "Amouranth" Siragusa once one of the most popular live streamers on the internet has passed away at age 32
Kaitlyn "Amouranth" Siragusa once one of the most popular live streamers on the internet has passed away at age 32
Kaitlyn "Amouranth" Siragusa once one of the most popular live streamers on the internet has passed away at age 32
Kaitlyn "Amouranth" Siragusa once one of the most popular live streamers on the internet has passed away at age 32
Kaitlyn "Amouranth" Siragusa once one of the most popular live streamers on the internet has passed away at age 32
Kaitlyn "Amouranth" Siragusa once one of the most popular live streamers on the internet has passed away at age 32
Kaitlyn "Amouranth" Siragusa once one of the most popular live streamers on the internet has passed away at age 32
Kaitlyn "Amouranth" Siragusa once one of the most popular live streamers on the internet has passed away at age 32
Kaitlyn "Amouranth" Siragusa once one of the most popular live streamers on the internet has passed away at age 32
Kaitlyn "Amouranth" Siragusa once one of the most popular live streamers on the internet has passed away at age 32
Kaitlyn "Amouranth" Siragusa once one of the most popular live streamers on the internet has passed away at age 32
Kaitlyn "Amouranth" Siragusa once one of the most popular live streamers on the internet has passed away at age 32
No.2627752
im shiddin yeah
fardin yeah
cummin yeah
its the s f c baby
No.2627753
no one believing that lil bro
No.2627754
kaitlyn?
No.2627756
>>2627748that clip is so old man. the massive gigalosses happened after those holes were already patched up while he was in jail
No.2627757
american houses are so fragile and brittle and sad
No.2627758
>>2627756whatdidhegotojailfor
No.2627759
>>2627749u shoulda posted a live link last night this would have been a banger
No.2627760
>>2627757hey man fuck you 3rd world nigger
No.2627761
>>2627760a huff and a puff and id blow your house down lil bro
No.2627762
got a bunch of cuts from scratching my back after i nair'd it so im going to pretend a guy did it to me and get off to it
No.2627763
you wouldnt huff and puff shit because its flu and covid season
No.2627764
i need to slop
No.2627765
having a colostomy bag would not be chill
No.2627767
Asmongold and Adin Ross will be hosting their own Streamer Awards show
Asmongold and Adin Ross will be hosting their own Streamer Awards show
Asmongold and Adin Ross will be hosting their own Streamer Awards show
Asmongold and Adin Ross will be hosting their own Streamer Awards show
Asmongold and Adin Ross will be hosting their own Streamer Awards show
Asmongold and Adin Ross will be hosting their own Streamer Awards show
Asmongold and Adin Ross will be hosting their own Streamer Awards show
Asmongold and Adin Ross will be hosting their own Streamer Awards show
Asmongold and Adin Ross will be hosting their own Streamer Awards show
No.2627768
>>2627767based
based
based
based
based
based
based
based
based
based
based
based
based
No.2627769
did trump do his day 1 promise and bring eggs, gas, and groceries down yet
No.2627771
we should build a big wall around india
No.2627772
i dont get why that 'american gothic' painting is so famous
No.2627774
cuz uhh
penis
No.2627775
>>2627770*lets it sink in*
wow canada must have a huge health and tech sector
world super center for doctors and engineers
i wish i lived in canada
No.2627776
>>2627758this time? troles called his local pd after he set up a crack deal on camera not knowing the mic was on
No.2627777
>>2627772>>2627773and you never will because you have no soul
No.2627779
damn i wish i had some olive oil in the house cant believe i ran out
No.2627781
word to the wise: if you're on probation, they don't need a warrant even if it's an anonymous tip
No.2627783
uhhh a cashapp payment for a beer i paid for at a show like 5 days ago just got cancelled and my $3 is back in my account
weird
No.2627784
nigger poster stealing beer
No.2627785
going to music shows is an early 20s thing man
No.2627786
>>2627767bro thats gonna be a huge 'its up' when its up
No.2627787
nigger normie thing
No.2627788
>>2627785yeah
it is
*stares at you nonchalantly*
No.2627789
asmon streamer show is going to be so huge toot will surprise us with a embedded stream and a custom theme
No.2627791
the 162 south park stream…
No.2627792
finally cold enough to bust out my gamer hoodie
which is just a normal hoodie that i wear when im gaming
No.2627793
just had a flashback to when i was a young child and skyrim just came out and i was so much happier then
No.2627794
>>2627789crazy that toot used to do cool stuff like this but he hates us now
No.2627795
my dad bought me skyrim on his lunch break
No.2627796
remember when toot "upgraded" the site to a deprecated version of php and it wasnt even compatible with the image board software
its prob best toot doesnt do anything
No.2627797
that one unc that tries to trigger the other unc's by pretending hes not an unc
No.2627798
tinnyfoiler · Creator
I've asked ugly girls too ive been asking almost all girls I see except very ugly ones who I can't stand to look at which is fair to myself to have this small standard if I plan to spend my life with the person
No.2627800
chapter one : how to stop buying 5 bottles of vodka at the liquor store
No.2627801
>>2627799literally just quit fucking retard
No.2627804
USDA announces SNAP benefits will not be issued in November
USDA announces SNAP benefits will not be issued in November
USDA announces SNAP benefits will not be issued in November
USDA announces SNAP benefits will not be issued in November
USDA announces SNAP benefits will not be issued in November
USDA announces SNAP benefits will not be issued in November
USDA announces SNAP benefits will not be issued in November
USDA announces SNAP benefits will not be issued in November
THIS IS GOING TO BE A HUGE FUCKING LEVEL 9,000 CHIMP OUT
BUY SUPPLIES AND GROCERIES TO HUNKER DOWN NOW
there will be mass riots and looting and gangs of minorities roaming and pillaging
No.2627805
>hopefully
GUARANTEE OR NOTHING
No.2627807
>>2627804hol up dey aint gibs me dat no mo?
No.2627808
>>2627766reminder of the guy who interviewed the ai of the murdered kid
https://youtu.be/8t47wbieqFs?t=82 No.2627809
https://www.twitch.tv/jerma985hol up my favorite streamer is live
No.2627811
if youll allow me to descant on this topic for a moment
No.2627812
*death rattle*
No.2627814
i forgot all about that shutdown
No.2627815
>>2627813the inclusion of the word 'clinical' here seems useless i wonder if they used it just because 'clinically obese' sounds 'worse' than just obese like more exaggerated
No.2627816
all americans are spiritually obese but only about 70% are medically obese
No.2627817
if a mofo use a word like clinical i know they cant be trusted theyre just a part of the control system trying to keep us down
No.2627818
i went to a music show and my feet and back hurt from standing im old as fuck
No.2627819
i cannot stop brappin and they are not pleasant braps
No.2627820
>>2627813the 4th one
neet that faked schizo to get full disability benefits
No.2627821
>>2627772a lot of famous art sucks but that ones pretty good
No.2627822
>>2627804based republicucks being responsible for thousands of White murders
No.2627823
everything i do is an absolute complete failure why do i even bother doing anything i should just be rolled up and tied to a bed until i pee myself to death or something
No.2627827
>>2627823bro republicucks are whipping the niggers into a frenzy to kill White people by withholding food stamps. we're all fucking dead
No.2627829
confused why unemployed schizo living in moms basement is posting about poor people
No.2627830
>>2627828i thought oregonians were dem rich niggas
No.2627832
always crazy when people in their 30s are like oh man it hurts so much when i do stuff im so old
no retard youre just a stupid sedentary lump of lard if you did just a few stretches maybe some jumping jacks everyday youd be fine
No.2627833
yeah i did some stretches and died retard
No.2627834
>>2627830arent oregonians those lizard dudes from skyrim
No.2627835
>>2627830they are. that's why they vote to make sure their taxes are all given to niggers in portland and crime is legal
No.2627839
>>2627825i gotta play more pump too
cant read the patterns anymore
No.2627840
bwo we CANNOT be going to stores that accept snap a week before the nigpocalypse
No.2627841
just go right when they open, lazy snap niggas dont wake up early they dont rise and grind
No.2627843
cant believe white people are about to force innocent black folks to go on a mass looting spree
No.2627844
i need olive oil and hot sauce so im going tomorrow no matter what
i just need a lil preview to see if they have any great bogos to grab as well
No.2627845
>>2627841yeah, because normally the jews give them their extortion money they stole from taxpayers every month. now? all bets are off
No.2627846
why do we know that there is a nigpocalypse in a week?
No.2627847
>>2627842us cuddling together as we slowly starve to death and die once snap runs out
No.2627848
oh yeah you NEED hot sauce bro fuck you
No.2627850
its pretty easy to ferment your own sriracha
No.2627851
there is straight up nothing to do.
No.2627852
>>2627851*slides you the job applications*
No.2627853
there is plenty to do:
watch porn
fap
read dojins
see if your favorite artists have posted anything new
No.2627854
>>2627853you and i would not get along
No.2627855
>>2627847nothing tastes as good as skinny feels
No.2627856
>>2627839My stamina is just so bad now
My muscle memory wants to keep up but my stupid legs get tired too fast
Not bad for a sightread though
No.2627858
ive never played dance dance revolution before im afraid i would embarrass myself if i tried
No.2627859
>>2627855kbbq with kgf2026
No.2627860
>>2627858i got one of those home soft pads for stepmania on pc
its not ideal like those nice hard pads at the arcade but its still good fun and no onlookers to judge you
No.2627862
>>2627848it's going to be one of the first things looted to extinction bro
No.2627863
should have bought one of those og trump hats in 2016
No.2627865
three essentials for the shutdown apocalypse 2025
hot sauce
red trump hat
beer
watching football all weekend
No.2627866
>>2627858its always awkward at first even if youre good you just gotta dgaf and dance your little heart out
No.2627867
crazy how i had never even heard of a tavern pizza until you guys started spamming that jew
No.2627869
i dont get cloverpit the slot machine is like a shitty boring 1950s one there isnt enough wee woo
No.2627870
i dont like any of those meme rougelites
No.2627871
jerma playing sega cd in a dimly lit room
sigh hes just so effortlessly cool….
No.2627872
tavern just means cut into squares? that same pizza but cut into triangular slices is a then a "bar pie"?
i think this whole pizza thing might be a bit gay!
No.2627873
tavern is thin crust sliced into squares
No.2627878
saw a depression ad on the train for being a drug guinea pig that was shinji in the chair it had the eva typeface and everything
No.2627880
>>2627879is this the new cobra
No.2627881
>>2627880dont ask me retarded questions man
No.2627883
toon stream scooby doo and the ghoul school
No.2627885
ghoul school went hard
No.2627887
i disagree with almost every post in this thread so far
No.2627888
tadaima~
No.2627890
im just like tony soprano
*lights up my cigar (blunt)*
No.2627891
you guys are smoking too much weed these days
No.2627893
>>2627872its super almost obnoxiously thin is the main deal
No.2627894
tavern pizza is supposed to be like tapas
No.2627896
so now i have to find out what tapas means too?
fuck you man
No.2627897
i think its like a bunch of appetizers you keep eating instead of one big entree
No.2627898
its food you eat with beer at the bar traditionally free
No.2627902
>>2627900nahh these druski vids gettin out of pocket
No.2627904
Titties.
No.2627905
>>2627901thanks i love it (not gweed tho)
No.2627908
>>2627906me im a racist transexual melee player
No.2627909
thats like fourty dollars worth of burgers
No.2627913
tadaima~
No.2627914
>>2627911a double cheeseburger is like seven dollars theres five there then theres tax
No.2627915
seven dollars for a double cheeseburger smh bro im paying 4 bucks for a mcdouble!
No.2627916
count the slices of cheese lil bro
No.2627917
>>2627916aint no way a slice of fake american cheese is worth $1.50
No.2627919
i hope i never have to talk on the phone ever again
No.2627920
sneed a 3 hour long analysis of the gabagool? ova here! scene from the sopranos
No.2627921
youre cooked
its so over for you telephonically
No.2627922
american gold, we call it
No.2627924
>>2627923jayz has some of the biggest nigger lips on the planet
No.2627926
ok but dirt off your shoulder is an all timer nigger lips or no
No.2627927
filtering+padding whore
No.2627928
im gonna watch that french body horror movie Raw
you heard
No.2627929
Listen! We have heard of the Spear-Danes’ glory,
Their storied power, their primal strength—
The kings and princes whose craft was courage.
Often Scyld Sceafing denied dinner
To his arch-foes, wrecked meadhall benches,
Stealing joy so that all his enemies
Drank terror instead. Their cups were cold.
At first a foundling, he wrestled fate,
Made that misery his own slave
Till the whole world over the whale-road
Yielded power, lifting tribute,
Offering gold. That was a good king.
No.2627930
>>2627928we already watched with the comm man
No.2627932
>>2627925literally made for rape
No.2627935
when is guga dropping baby guga
No.2627936
we used to do a lot more stuff as a comm…
No.2627939
>>2627928i liked her other movie titane but raw gross me out too much
No.2627940
>>2627927yellowfeverbro seething
No.2627941
theres gonna be a new fiona and cake tonight
No.2627942
>>2627936we are all in our busy young professional phase
soon we have enough money to buy the mansion
No.2627943
ugh twitter is done
No.2627944
>>2627941STREAM IT NIGGER
No.2627945
>>2627926no argument here
No.2627946
fucking toot wont let me post it directly
someone help me time and submit my speedrun to
https://www.speedrun.com/unfairflipshttps://files.catbox.moe/b0mwmk.webm No.2627947
you could upload it to toon space
No.2627949
dont you mean my speedrun?
No.2627950
can't wait to go snowboarding
No.2627954
>>2627953so this guy…… he's just a liar?
No.2627955
he cooks
No.2627956
is that obamnas chef guy who drowned?
No.2627957
dad just randomly started cooking dinner at 11pm thanks dumb fuck i already had a pb&j
No.2627958
lol the standard inheritance tax rate in the uk is 40%
No.2627960
rich people just buy land and pretend its a farm to avoid inheritance tax
No.2627961
>>2627956nah he's another dude who served as chef in the white house
No.2627962
do they have regular animals in pokemon world
No.2627963
the pokemon are the regular animals bro
No.2627965
>>2627963…….holy shit……..
No.2627968
>>2627967if the tax is 40% when your estate is worth millions how stupid do you have to be to think any rich person would ever pay those taxes when you can just hire a few lawyers or accountants to avoid it
even if it costs tens or hundreds of thousands of dollars its still a better financial decision
No.2627969
when i played minecraft the admin of the pvp server i was on kept trying to awkwardly flirt with me (he thought i was a girl) he'd message me stuff like "i… i think im in love with you 🥺" and then quickly delete it and every time id pretend like i didnt see it and play dumb
he later got caught trying to flirt with a 13 year old and then got banned
No.2627970
ok
No.2627971
had a strange nightmare
No.2627972
was i in it
No.2627974
no but alex jones was
No.2627975
what did he do to you!
No.2627976
turned me gay
No.2627977
hey
No.2627978
i need boom boom from thai ladyboy NOW
No.2627981
he was just warning of an impending catastrophe i was at some kind of huge festival and at the middle of if was a clock ticking down to a big mysterious finale and alex was warning people it was going to be something very bad
No.2627982
im just not gonna use digital id is all
No.2627983
we should return to the gold standard
No.2627984
born to become a janissarie in the ottoman empire 600 years ago
No.2627985
girls don't use android
No.2627987
>>2627982toot said you need to upload a selfie to post in 2026 man
No.2627988
its not 2026 yet
i dont know if it will ever be 2026
No.2627990
just lost a game to the craziest hax
my weavile got full parad 3 out of 3 turns it should have pursuit trapped their rotom
No.2627992
@grok how do i make serial
No.2627993
rule of law is a fiction that goes away when enough people stop believing in it
No.2627994
been getting into stretching
i should go to pilates class
No.2627996
i do 15 minutes of stretching every morning its probably the gayest thing i do
No.2627998
can you do the splits
can you put your feet behind your head
No.2627999
yes
yes
No.2628000
thats crazy i want to be able to do the splits and put my feet behind my head
No.2628001
i cant even touch my toes without bending my knees
No.2628002
first of all theres no way you can do those things
No.2628003
agreed that guy is lying
No.2628004
ive started stretching on this insane cope that im gonna start rock climbing and become hot and get a gf
No.2628005
our bfs will appreciate it when we can put our feet behind our heads
No.2628006
actually not lying was one of my new years resolutions for 2025
No.2628007
>>2627987if i have to im not posting anymore
No.2628008
is it a middle split or a front split and how long did it take you and what was your starting point
No.2628010
front split and it took me 4 months. i have an athletic background
No.2628011
die athletenorm
No.2628012
>>2628007just upload a pic man whats the big deal
No.2628013
take a pic or youre a liarbitch
No.2628014
for rock climbing you should be training your fingers and grip for stretching if you can sit with your legs flat in front of you and bend your head to your knees thats enough
No.2628015
>>2628007man he said he would turn on face scans so you could id verify its not a big deal
No.2628016
>>2628012im just not gonna do it is all
No.2628017
>>2628014my grip strength is maxed out
my flexibility is not
i know what must be done
No.2628018
holy shit summit1g hopped on wow!
No.2628019
>>2628018i fuckin love that guy man
No.2628023
>>2628017how long can you hang on just the first sections of your fingers? you gotta start training your ligaments they take the longer to get stronger than muscles
No.2628024
actually its normal to throw up once per day
No.2628026
hm alright then
No.2628027
>>2628025no amount of qol will make me fw the bestiary man
No.2628029
im so over poe
No.2628031
gleep pill me on the bhutanese shadow garden drown dark evil pack that dudes puffin on
No.2628033
wonder what the consequences are of females consistently having children at a younger age than males for hundreds of millions of years of evolution
No.2628034
>>2628030cats are so fast
No.2628035
im faster and hairier
No.2628036
i should start using 'perchance' more
No.2628037
>>2628033damn thats kinda crazy to think about
No.2628038
https://x.com/motemeshiguide/status/1981173596103070032lmao this japanese dude asked grok where bunny was so he could go attempt to forcefully kiss her in broad daylight
No.2628040
japan is so cool i wish it was real
No.2628041
shrine of the seven stars?
No.2628042
Two men could now make a baby without a woman's DNA.
No.2628044
im feeling really dep is it a good time to sub
No.2628047
did a load of laundry and now im wearing warm underpants. i am better than you.
No.2628048
>>2628045bit of projection by fuentes here
No.2628049
im starting to understand why mom left dad hes just so annoying and retarded all the time
No.2628050
why is every political commentator short and or gay
No.2628051
hasan is straight and tall i think hes just an amoral narcissistic idiot
No.2628052
is fuentes not openly gay
fuentes is hella gay
No.2628053
hasan isnt gay?
No.2628054
which one a you bought all these icecream sandwiches?!
No.2628055
>>2628052he denies it but its obviously true
No.2628056
>>2628044to wow?
normal retail is pretty dead, halfway through the final season
retail legion remix is funserver tier goofiness
mop classic is kinda dragging but throne of thunder should be decently soon and thats when mop starts getting good
classic 2 anniversary just dropped naxx so those servers will probably be a ghost town pretty soon until tbc2
overall its a good time to get into mop for tot prep, good time to get into legion remix for midnight prep and good time to get into classic for tbc prep
No.2628059
mcdonalds
mcdonalds, japan
No.2628060
the shrieking cartoon women want me to eat 30 mcnuggets?
No.2628061
wow i love corporate shills and how much they get paid to steal my attention so much
No.2628063
were stuck bro
No.2628064
music is over its done
No.2628065
and you know damn well were gonna be posting about thrall and wow in 10 years too!
No.2628066
>>2628062that ive thread is littttttttttterally one guy talking to himself
No.2628067
i miss caring about music and listening to music
No.2628068
theyre recalling eggs? we're gonna die?
No.2628069
ive been getting back into it but i only know how to source good new metal albums and i dont want to listen to metal
No.2628072
*listens to metal*
eww im so ugly and stinky and will never get a kgf
No.2628073
@ the metal shows i went to besides the old hag wives it was mostly super hot goth babes
No.2628074
https://kick.com/katieohleebunnybros… GET THE FUCK IN HERE
No.2628075
i opened the stream and actually lold
No.2628076
eww just found out the pagliaci story is from capeshit
No.2628077
aw hell naw that fat hog is listening to all the girls are balding balding
No.2628078
>>2628077what
i have to know what all the girls are balding balding means
No.2628081
i literally could not lurk moar it is genuinely impossible
No.2628083
i feel owned now that i know that guy can do the splits and i cant
No.2628084
he cant he just fucking lied
No.2628085
how do you even do the splits without crushing your pebbles some sort of reverse tuck?
No.2628086
i believe him because i only post truthful things on this website
No.2628087
im not doing the splits
im doing the sips
No.2628090
nigga i aint watching your bug
No.2628091
>>2628089>>2628088that wasnt funny at all
No.2628092
ive only got one life to live, let me live it as a blonde
No.2628093
ive only got one life to live, let me live it in azeroth
No.2628094
*points you to the spirit healer*
uh bro?
No.2628096
thats just part of the one life
No.2628097
>>2628095aw hell naw they stole mistweaver from wow and made it mistwalker?
No.2628098
>>2628095damn thats so crazy
*yawns loudly*
No.2628099
think im gonna read the naruto manga
No.2628101
>>2628095chat is this real
No.2628102
all hits can poison is huge
wow they kept the increased poison duration too? thats really strong (for ssf, trade league doesnt need this kinda welfare shit)
im drunk i dont wanna think about this more but those two alone are sick
No.2628105
oh fuck sandstorm visage asc node hell yeah
No.2628107
>>2628104ill be there bro dont worry thanks for looking out for me
No.2628109
i started writing a wall of text about the assassin rework but deleted it yw
No.2628114
theres no way ground sausage only lasts 1-2 days in the fridge
No.2628115
>>2628113wish i could squat like that frfrong
No.2628116
halloween candy thoughts
twix and butterfinger are so much worse than they were before when i was a kid
100 grand bars are actually pretty good
No.2628117
*slaps the candy out of your hands*
*thrusts a protein shake in your face*
No.2628118
the big belly bitch bloat beer boy is eating the candy
No.2628119
>>2628113is that zendaya?
my dick…
No.2628120
we need to practice squatting like that and doing the splits
No.2628122
how many sippers were just meant for a time before you'd ever experience the health consequences of getting fucked up all the time
No.2628123
>>2628121i would literally never do this like how did he not tear a muscle
No.2628124
im just gonna say it
cis women shouldnt be programmers
No.2628125
women shouldn't be doing anything but making sandwiches and starring in porno (not that onlyfans shit where they have control)
No.2628127
if you're posting twitch and the url doesnt end in meowdalyn or kaitlyn i think you need to be murdered by a nigger mad drumpf shut his ebt off on november 1st
No.2628129
if you're watching foid streams you are a simp, and everything that is wrong with this world
No.2628130
all incels kill themselves NOW
No.2628131
incel more like WINcel
No.2628132
thank you drunk me for refilling the ice cube trays and water jug
No.2628133
you do that every time
you dont have to thank yourself every day for making food
No.2628134
for some reason i forget i think i got something wrong with my sipfuck brain
No.2628136
>>2628132OBAMA>>2628133OBAMA>>2628134OBAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
No.2628137
>>2628135erm what the nep
No.2628138
ok imagine drumpf runs for the third term but then the democrats put up obama and he destroys him lmao
No.2628139
>>2628136cmon bro thats my password
No.2628140
I NAP EVERY FUCKIN DAY
No.2628141
>>2628138obama is nothing compared to based biden man
No.2628142
>>2628140now ask yourself why
No.2628143
cmon man gimmie another chance this old dog still has fight left in him
No.2628144
absolutely crazy and devastating how i have motivation and willpower to play all those games but no time to play due to work.
i could be the greatest gamer that ever lived.
No.2628145
video games are wack
No.2628146
i love hot dogs!!!!!
No.2628148
>>2628147not gonna lie bro im about to sexually assault you
No.2628149
dont sexually assault me bro
No.2628152
>>2628150literally me i look like that too btw
No.2628153
no you FUCKING don't
No.2628154
ok sorry
No.2628155
you ever wonder what a testicle looks like
No.2628156
when i was in 5th grade my friend alex told me that our friend david could push his balls out of his ballsack and that he saw them and they were purple and to convince me it was true he told me to ask davids mom about it but i knew he was lying because he was a pathological liar
No.2628157
you white kids are fuckin weird
No.2628158
im white?
No.2628159
>>2627566i know you guys arent going to believe this but i chickened out again
No.2628160
he thought killing yourself was easy
he mad
No.2628164
my crashout was valid
No.2628165
i need to stop saying nigga
one day im gonna let that slip on the job and get my ass canceled
No.2628166
>>2628163we need to accept our appearance with equanimity and grace
No.2628167
>>2628165you type like a vegetarian bro
No.2628168
noo dont get ps you need to stay ugly so i look better next to you in photos
No.2628169
fell asleep brappin
woke up brappin
No.2628172
https://x.com/DHSgov/status/1981064007927644526what did the department of homeland security mean by this
No.2628173
i have a needle in my butt
No.2628174
thats nice sweatie
No.2628175
this foot problem is taking a long time to go away man
its crazy how much worse shape im in compared to 3 weeks ago
No.2628176
whats wrong wit yo foot
No.2628178
he's obese
No.2628179
>>2628177not like this man
No.2628180
just read the entire thread
you guys are so much more cooked than you realize
its fucking over
No.2628181
>just read the entire thread
lol i think you're cooked
No.2628182
>>2628180im not reading 500 posts from internet schizos so im doing better than you lil bwo
No.2628184
im not a schizo
No.2628185
i realize im cooked
im aware that its over
No.2628187
>>2628177banger webcomic fr fr
No.2628188
1 more hour and we're hoping on Tenchu 2!!!
No.2628190
drank a monster for breakfast hope i don't get hit with caffeine shits in the middle of class
No.2628191
>>2628176its hard to explain
it started at the end of a long run under the right side of the ball of my right foot
then it spread to the entire outer side of the foot and its also appeared on the inside under my heel so the symptoms are kinda like a mix of plantar fasciitis and peroneal tendonitis i think
pretty sure its not a stress fracture at least
No.2628192
think im finally unc enough to properly get into bowling
No.2628193
>>2628190i'm finishing 'ster rn
No.2628194
>>2628192at least here bowling got expensive and gay (because its expensive).
computerized scoring was a mistake
No.2628196
miku would never play cs:shit
No.2628200
threw my habeneros in the trash
No.2628202
we're losing T'Qarontarions?
No.2628203
>>2628195incredible that his bros name is even more ridiculous
No.2628204
yep habeneros ruined my breakfast fajitas. evil pepper, i learned my lesson only bell pepper and jalpeno
No.2628205
asia really getting westerned with tats and migrants
No.2628206
and im gonna keep on dancing at the pink pony club
pink pony club
No.2628207
join the ping pong club instead!
No.2628208
just got a hundred on my math test 😤
No.2628209
i could never get to the aggressive actually trying to win low fast bounce level of ping pong. im a keep it goingbro
No.2628210
>>2628208*sticks it up on the fridge*
lets get ice cream sundaes!
No.2628212
>>2628208this will just give you a false sense of confidence that will lead to your later downfall
you are so cooked
its over
No.2628213
the blowing shoes have been purchased
No.2628214
been thinking of getting some shoellies myself
No.2628215
fuck i meant bowling
No.2628219
i dont get how you can eat indian food with your hands and not have your fingers permanently stained yellow from the turmeric
No.2628220
>>2628201not lol bro, that's rude
also, i haven't heard much about sneed this season. is he injured again or something?
No.2628222
how much were the 3 things he sold worth
No.2628223
you wouldnt see the yellow when your fingers are brown
No.2628225
>>2628224USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
No.2628226
>>2628221>>2628222The "CSGO price crash" refers to a significant drop in the market value of Counter-Strike 2 skins, particularly knives and gloves, following a recent update that introduced a new "Trade Up" system. This update allows players to convert five high-tier skins into a knife or gloves, making these high-value items much more accessible and dramatically decreasing their price. As a result, the overall market value of CS2 skins has fallen by billions of dollars, leading to widespread panic selling among some players, while others advise a more cautious approach to market trends.
No.2628227
im so cooked all i do is watch youtube shorts all day
its over
No.2628229
>>2628226ive been playing cs for years and i still dont have a fancy glove skin
No.2628230
cant believe its almost halloween and then before you know it itll be thanksgiving and christmas
No.2628231
>>2628226is this gonna be blamed for the global recession
No.2628235
>>2628233linking the asmon reaction instead of the actual song is so cooked and over
No.2628236
wish i was dead
bullet in my head
No.2628240
dont get on that plane boy
No.2628242
i want some fries
i want some nuggies
No.2628243
the oblivion remastered isnt hitting for me. ive already beat it and all the other games 2-3 times and im just becoming the leader of all the guilds again
No.2628244
>>2628237did you get lounge access? could be worth it for 4 hours
No.2628245
>>2628244thats supposedly how you get to eat "free" food when you fly now that they barely give anything in the air
(its free if you got in there free)
No.2628246
last time i was on a plane(15 years ago) they had little meals and asked me i wanted one and gave me the 2 option and i was like yeah i want that one and they were like ok went and came back and said sorry we're actually out and i was like ok the other one then and they were like no we mean completely out
fuckin assholes why bring it up then
No.2628247
lol
No.2628250
plane food tastes like ass you actually won
No.2628251
reminder to steal the lifejacket from under your seat to inflate for laffs later or use for some hypothetical future boat
No.2628252
https://x.com/catsuka/status/1981290364410413142hoooooooooh boy
gweed brother are you seeing this?
No.2628257
im so cooked
its over
No.2628258
do you think varg has friends
No.2628259
his kids that he forces to play myfarog with him
No.2628260
if i were vargs friend i wouldn't inflate him making him big and round
No.2628261
how do i nap in a way that doesnt make me stay up later
No.2628263
plop
No.2628265
is that ai
No.2628266
im wearing a LOT of leather
No.2628267
>>2628266are you a rogue druid monk or demon hunter
No.2628268
15 minutes poe1niggers
No.2628269
>>2628246lol
>>2628243what character are u playing as
do u have any modifications (mods) install
No.2628270
>>2628267survival hunter man
No.2628271
survive THIS
*kicks you in the head*
No.2628272
ive been kicked in the head a few times its nbd
No.2628273
*backflip-dodges your kick and farts in your face in midair*
No.2628274
>>2628246i bet air hostesses do this to fat passengers all the time