No.2621067
missed the pizza review today
No.2621070
breed, peasants, create more working underclass to serve us
No.2621071
starting off strong with a preggo negress
No.2621072
havent had eggplant in a long time really enjoy it when i do eat it though
No.2621074
i had it recently my mom grew some in her garden and it was ass
No.2621075
i saw a crazy youtube short about eggplants man
No.2621076
never ever ordered an eggplant in a restaurant before
sounds diabolical af tbh
No.2621077
if you wait too long to harvest your eggplants the skin gets tough and thick
No.2621079
breaded eggplant is p harmless and easy to consume.
it doesnt taste like anything
No.2621080
>>2621078hes really sloppy
it kinda works with za where he just throws the slice around in the box but its hella annoying with real food
No.2621081
>>2621069NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
No.2621082
this show is kinda popping so far ngl but its only whites and niggers and its making me mad
No.2621084
the meat isnt incorporated into the dish at all its just plopped on top like an afterthought
No.2621085
Sam Altman says ChatGPT will soon allow erotica for adult users
>Sam Altman says ChatGPT will soon allow erotica for adult users
Sam Altman says ChatGPT will soon allow erotica for adult users
>Sam Altman says ChatGPT will soon allow erotica for adult users
Sam Altman says ChatGPT will soon allow erotica for adult users
>Sam Altman says ChatGPT will soon allow erotica for adult users
Sam Altman says ChatGPT will soon allow erotica for adult users
>Sam Altman says ChatGPT will soon allow erotica for adult users
Sam Altman says ChatGPT will soon allow erotica for adult users
>Sam Altman says ChatGPT will soon allow erotica for adult users
Sam Altman says ChatGPT will soon allow erotica for adult users
>Sam Altman says ChatGPT will soon allow erotica for adult users
Sam Altman says ChatGPT will soon allow erotica for adult users
>Sam Altman says ChatGPT will soon allow erotica for adult users
Sam Altman says ChatGPT will soon allow erotica for adult users
>Sam Altman says ChatGPT will soon allow erotica for adult users
Sam Altman says ChatGPT will soon allow erotica for adult users
>Sam Altman says ChatGPT will soon allow erotica for adult users
Sam Altman says ChatGPT will soon allow erotica for adult users
>Sam Altman says ChatGPT will soon allow erotica for adult users
Sam Altman says ChatGPT will soon allow erotica for adult users
>Sam Altman says ChatGPT will soon allow erotica for adult users
Sam Altman says ChatGPT will soon allow erotica for adult users
>Sam Altman says ChatGPT will soon allow erotica for adult users
Sam Altman says ChatGPT will soon allow erotica for adult users
>Sam Altman says ChatGPT will soon allow erotica for adult users
Sam Altman says ChatGPT will soon allow erotica for adult users
No.2621086
>>2621083id fuck with that hard. steak not necessary
No.2621087
why is this guy spamming his 4norm shit who asked him to do that
No.2621088
lil bros nuttin their shorts over a guga side dish… lol
No.2621089
id settle for a victoria secret gf ngl
No.2621092
if they just fleece the AI coomers for all their cash im cool with that.
make the porn prompt version expensive af.
paywall different levels of degeneracy and sin
No.2621093
gleep how are they doing that is it some new pushup bra technology or what
No.2621094
>>2621090thats the miraclebra that squashes and lifts boobs to create cleavage that does not exist. its been a thing for decades
No.2621095
these girls are terrible at singing
No.2621096
their live singing is really bad though maddison mogged them hard
this is a massive L for us kbros
No.2621097
is youtube kill?
No.2621098
im drunk and now im gonna fap
No.2621099
new ken burns revolutionary war doc series drops 1 month from now
No.2621100
dont you dare
No.2621102
>>2621097i was having trouble getting most vids to load. thought it was just me
No.2621104
I SAID
IM DRUNK
AND IM JERKING OFF
No.2621105
The story goes like this: Video Games as dopaminergic cybernetic escapism rituals turning player-operator into I/O demon. The Steam library serves as hypermaterialist necronomicon. Haptic aquapocalypse. Gachafuturism. Nintendium. Game Over = Null K-Time sadomasochism phase shift. Continuism subsumes life force into interface amnesia. Just one more level? Spinal catastrophism.
No.2621106
aw hell naw gook get that giant pretzel out of there
No.2621107
itd be cool to be an afghan high mountain valley herder pondering around ancient ruined castles
No.2621109
dads watching one piece
No.2621110
>>2621109he's cooked chat
No.2621112
i heard that wasnt a good anime
No.2621113
>>2621099ken burns is boomer slop
No.2621114
going to confession tomorrow, pray for me…
No.2621115
>>2621114hope the lord forgives you
No.2621116
>>262111310 hours of shit to mush on man
No.2621117
ok kbros this fat nigger rapper is even worse than twice we are saved
No.2621118
>>2621099we finna be playing through the revolutionary war in eu5 brother
No.2621119
ken burns always releasing stuff around thanksgivings
No.2621121
apparently youtube is down?
No.2621124
cant believe victoria secret fashion show will the last youtube video we ever watch
No.2621125
>>2621123im watching this rn
No.2621126
ive got some boots that are a smidge too big
do you guys have any opinions on insole vs tongue pad
No.2621127
tongue PAD
No.2621129
i know about stuffing newspaper in the toe
No.2621130
>>2621128bro i just bought a furry mask off etsy
No.2621133
microsoft just killed my pc?
No.2621134
tuxchads…. we won
No.2621135
i just merged into the smashing machine bro dimension
No.2621136
you guys were right i should've learned linux
No.2621138
>>2621132can't even tell what any of that weird shit on the table is. stick to pizza gooks
No.2621140
dont get me wrong i wanna fuck every walking gook but their food is just horrendous
No.2621141
I'm at the 'cade pumping it up
No.2621142
>>2621139if he was hot you mean yeah thats crazy
No.2621144
>>2621136its not too late
install debian rn
No.2621145
>>2621139ugh, ive been keeping yungjamez a secret from you guys.
No.2621146
>>2621145wtf man stop gate keeping
No.2621147
we algd him coons ago
No.2621149
>>2621139this guy is a good ambassador for white people in japan
No.2621152
>>2621151winbabies we got owned here ngl
No.2621153
microsoft just came to my house and executed my dog and told me to install windows 11 im so fucking scared bros
No.2621155
https://bunkr.site/f/PHYl1bGdDjGavcheck this one out yellow fever bros
No.2621156
NOW - Trump says U.S. is in a trade war with China.
No.2621158
at 8:30pm he starts a trade war?
No.2621159
NOW - padda says hes getting dominos in the middle of a global pandemic
No.2621161
>>2621156like, again or still orrrr……?
No.2621163
mayo monkeys be like "b-but they said i have to update! i just have to, okay??"
No.2621165
dey bian
No.2621166
umm this is an arch comm
No.2621167
updates are good chud
No.2621168
trumpy surely forgot what happened last time
No.2621170
trump is now opening /trade in world of warcraft with china
No.2621172
>>2621162hooooo fucking boy
here we go
No.2621174
im so misunderstood
No.2621175
>>2621171i've seen too many girls dancing to this
No.2621177
>>2621173you're gonna get shot man
No.2621181
is there any reason to use arch besides justifying your trenchcoat
No.2621182
we need to hop on world of warcraft and make femdarens and erp
No.2621184
can we theoretically pull a leo?
No.2621185
theres no reason to use computers at all when the good book exists
No.2621186
hypothetically yeah
No.2621187
i should start a linux users group at my campus
No.2621188
>>2621180you have johndice
No.2621191
>>2621187there already is one, it's called the transgender support group
No.2621192
>>2621190the non non biyoris were crazy for this one
No.2621193
>>2621189jake is kinda cute….
No.2621194
crazy how everybody hated w10 and now theyre all mad its gone
No.2621195
>>2621194idc man i switched to tux
No.2621196
>>2621189this doesnt look very fun
No.2621197
i'm still mad w7 is gone bro
No.2621198
i think i liked windows 8? 10 was pretty good
i think 7 was shit and overrated
No.2621199
>>2621194w11 is cheeks and w10 was cheeks too
w7 was dope
No.2621201
bros we're going all in on amd
No.2621202
>w7 is gone
then how am i using it
you aren't running the stock exchange on it nigger who cares if there aren't (((updates)))
No.2621203
attack move defend
No.2621204
bros gonna get hacked lol
No.2621205
>>2621202im gonna get hacked bro hackers are out to get me
No.2621206
>>2621202you just dont get it ludditebro
No.2621207
>>2621204oh shit, they'll get my, uh….. 4 terabytes of porn. big deal i've got a backup
No.2621208
TIL a 28-year-old South Korean man died after playing Starcraft for nearly 50 hours straight with minimal food or sleep
No.2621209
first of all i am running the stock exchange on it
No.2621211
>>2621200i play runescape 16h/day
No.2621212
>>2621207post your credit card number expiration date and 3 digits on the back bro i need to check something
No.2621213
w7 is so pon
No.2621214
oldschool runescape? fuck yeh brudder
No.2621216
no that game is for gays and losers were all in rs3 leagues
No.2621217
only 2 more grueling days..
No.2621218
its crazy how many things are pon
No.2621219
w7 had that sick classic theme
No.2621220
what anime should i tell dad to watch instead of shitty one piece
No.2621224
always wondered why they called them O possums and not just possums
No.2621228
if only there were a way to merge the having money of wagecoonery with the unlimited free time of neet opossumtude
No.2621229
monster how should i feel
creatures lie here looking thru the window
No.2621230
possums are gross and racoons are cool
No.2621231
The name "opossum" comes from the Algonquian language word "apasum" meaning "white animal". The Australian "possums" are a separate species that were named after the American opossums due to their similar appearance, which is why they are distinguished by name.
No.2621232
>>2621225i kept waiting for that to get good and it never did
like there was one switcharoo 70 episodes in that was funny but that was it
No.2621233
the world is a scary and changing place but opossums still find a way to survive
No.2621234
>>2621224i bet robwords has a vid on that
No.2621235
>>2621212you need a job to get a credit card man!!!
No.2621236
>>2621230its kind of funny how everyone thinks this way but in reality possums actually are very clean and immune to basically all infections and raccoons just live in garbage cans and die all the time from disease and rabies
No.2621237
>>2621235this post isnt true
No.2621239
possums and racoons are both cool and cute in my book
No.2621242
>>2621236well reality stinks and racoons are cooler
No.2621243
all of my important work is done on an airgapped windows vista machine
No.2621244
>>2621241*stops jerking off*
im in
No.2621245
life made more sense before we invented agriculture and became addicted to beer
No.2621247
frutiger aero windows vista?
No.2621248
there's no way this nigger just logged off after 4 hours of chatting just as i'm about to cum
No.2621249
airgapped is that a new buttrose thing?
No.2621253
>>2621250god bunny is so hot
No.2621254
clean
clean
No.2621255
>>2621250i want to fuck that
No.2621256
i was into possums before it was cool
No.2621257
im not into possums i thins their faces are ugly af
No.2621259
>>2621231they named possums after opossums because they looked similar but theyre different? now thats tarded
No.2621261
man kf3 sucks so bad im glad i didnt buy it
No.2621263
>>2621258nothing he could do
No.2621267
>>2621261this but kcd2/henry2
No.2621268
>>2621266look at this demonic looking ass
and thats coming from someone that thinks rats are cute
No.2621269
i like how possums use their little hands
No.2621270
i miscounted the beers left in the fridge, there's only 5. it's over
No.2621271
>>2621268youre cooked if you think thats a demonic look man
No.2621272
i cannot stop fucking crying
No.2621273
>>2621271its fucking demonic your blind man
No.2621274
>>2621265i keep alging yoon
No.2621275
>>2621272quit being a lil bitch you retard
thug that shit out
No.2621276
>>2621272take a deep breath and stop
No.2621277
really annoys me when people look directly at the ground to throw their splash potion in minecraft don't they know that it lasts longer if you throw it at your own hitbox
No.2621279
>>2621278demonic labubu tier post
No.2621280
>>2621267i couldnt get into kcd2 like i did 1 but i dont regret buying it since i got 1 for like $7
No.2621281
i feel like no one says hasta la vista anymore
No.2621282
amen
No.2621283
this is unreal. how the fuck am i going to make this work with just 5
No.2621284
more like gay men
No.2621285
>>2621280did you buy it through vpn?
No.2621286
hasta la vista
No.2621287
kcd has been on sale many times bro
No.2621288
hoss delgado
No.2621289
crazy that dad goes out to eat with a bunch of extended family members and doesnt bring me back anything
fucking ngiger
No.2621291
steal moms wine? okay furry femboy in my head
No.2621292
>>2621290she doesn't drink and these 5 are the last of fuckhead's beers
No.2621293
>>2621289were you invited?
No.2621294
>>2621292bro you got 3 hours before the beer shack closes!
No.2621295
man these bugs are fucking with my head
No.2621296
tingis pingis
No.2621297
>>2621295that's just the tinnitus
No.2621298
time for the country boy to make do and gather as much change from their cars as possible before then
No.2621299
yall got issues
No.2621300
>>2621298check through dads dresser thats where they hide the cash
No.2621301
ok well everyone has issues name 1 person without any issues ill wait
No.2621302
me nigga
No.2621304
dont worry hasan i wont abandon you
No.2621305
whats really crazy is i can turn my chair to the right and see my entire booze stash right there just waiting for me
No.2621306
damn how old is hassan
No.2621307
frost giant are trying to recoup losses by licensing their stormgate engine to other studios
No.2621308
the frostmaul giant in winterspring needs our help?
No.2621309
who lost money exactly did they not pay the people who made the game? the nonhuman legal entity known as frost giant didnt make any money?
No.2621311
>>2621307real lil bro moment
No.2621312
im moving to utah
No.2621313
>>2621309both tims cashed out bigly
No.2621314
the implication of hang in there is you are supposed to remain helpless and increasingly weak and desperate until someone happens to stop by then helps you otherwise it would be more like pull yourself up pussy
No.2621316
>implying implications
No.2621317
didn't someone here buy the ultimate stormgate edition
No.2621319
>>2621317i dont regret it
No.2621321
>>2621319did you at least get everything that was promised including the fancy statue?
No.2621322
>>2621303wtf pulling a dogs tail should be punishable by death why the fuck is this turk roach allowed to live in our country
No.2621323
>>2621321i didnt actually buy that shite lol
No.2621324
in korean paris means fly (the bug)
No.2621325
the crazy ass White boy is on his way to the grocery store with $3.37 in change
No.2621327
>>2621325is that exact change for a steelie
No.2621328
what do you get with 3.37?
No.2621329
1337
No.2621330
the gamer number
No.2621332
>>2621325find another 75 cents on the way and you can get a half pint of vod man!
No.2621335
they used to do 25oz cans of natty daddy which are 8% abv for $1
so id go to the store with $4.25 in quarters in a little ziploc bag and come home with 4 nattys
No.2621336
the jays are doing it
No.2621337
being alone is scary
but being with people with scarier
No.2621339
>>2621331dang ol supersaiyajin three man youre gonna love this ol thing here man i tell you trust me
No.2621340
day three since dad bought icecream and it looks like the last of it is going in my bowl :)
No.2621341
>>2621337what about being alone with people
No.2621342
>>2621334dang i forgot about those guys in power rangers
bulk is so us
No.2621343
>>2621333crazy how we could easily overpower both of them simultaneously
asian girls are so weak and frail and precious….
No.2621344
not that crazy considering how hulked out we are
No.2621345
i have a cleft chin like henry cavill
No.2621346
yeah we bulked up quite a bit
No.2621347
>>2621345that's cool (if true)
No.2621348
you dont even need to be hulked out to over power girls they are just naturally weak and frail
No.2621351
>>2621350lol this guy is epic i love americans
No.2621354
damn i gotta go to the store too for some pop and a snickers bar
No.2621356
>>2621354get me some vod man
No.2621357
soda and snickers is what mom used to eat and drink before she got diabetes now she just drinks soda
No.2621358
>>2621356they dont sell liquor at the store i go to
No.2621359
>>2621350yuros could never comprehend
No.2621361
that genuinely insane
No.2621362
candy is a retard tax
No.2621363
the founding fathers would have wanted me to have sweet treats at low prices
No.2621364
i fw jolly ranchers man theyre the best hard candy periodt
No.2621365
taxes are a retard tax
No.2621366
killing myself next week
No.2621367
pull yourself up pussy
No.2621368
>>2621360wtf were they ultra king sized?
No.2621369
can i have your stuff
No.2621371
can i have your stuff in wow
No.2621372
>>2621327no. just what was in the cupholders. i got a 'atty 'addy and a shot of taaka
No.2621374
>>2621369yes but my will states you have to solve a bunch of lame ARG math puzzles to decrypt some mystery blu ray disks i burned first
No.2621375
>>2621333are these top sumo girls who spent year training or are they just flailing
i cant tell
they seem to have some technique to it but that might just be asian genetics
No.2621376
>>2621373i have to get my affairs in order again
No.2621377
*writes the clerk a check for four tallboys*
No.2621379
its not sumo its some other weird tradgook wrestling where they have leg wraps to yoink on
No.2621380
>>2621378wowgfposter impersonator
No.2621381
linux mint is crazy i love it
No.2621382
wowgfposter impregnator
No.2621384
https://kick.com/lummambarthats it were going to south america
No.2621385
*sits down to get my affairs in order*
what the fuck are affairs
No.2621386
>>2621380im not that guy or impersonating him ive never mentioned my wowgf here before
No.2621387
wwowgf who fw power rangers >>>>
No.2621388
>>2621387you need to be put down
No.2621389
>>2621388down for a nap
so i can play wow some more
No.2621390
i spent this entire year playing classic wow
lol
No.2621392
i played classic wow for like three hours that shit sucked
No.2621393
fuck it man theres nothing else to do
No.2621395
am are you going to japan during the touhou convention can you go there and buy me a specific fumo
No.2621396
am doesnt even have a job his ass is not going to japan
No.2621397
>>2621391is that rena and rika
No.2621398
i NEED a nazrin rat fumo
No.2621400
what if her name was reeka and she stunk
No.2621401
someone please post more videos of asian girls doing sumo wrasslin
No.2621402
paranoia agent was so good i wish i was schizophrenic
No.2621405
>>2621403thank you brother keep em coming
No.2621408
heres the crayon pop gookwrestling ep. its what we had back in my day
https://youtu.be/CzQr1DW-Hwo?t=3203 No.2621409
the fat alcoholic just had another 10 pieces of halloween candy
that's at least 40 out of 75 now
No.2621410
>>2621408i think shes pregnant again
that guy is so lucky…
No.2621411
halloween candy is expensive
No.2621412
ONE somethings got to give
TWO somethings got to give
No.2621413
>>2621406i cant tell who won
No.2621414
>>2621411id only get stuff like that if it was on a yuge sale like after halloween
No.2621416
minah spotted
No.2621417
>>2621395doesn't look like it
>>2621396this
No.2621418
is it a bad idea to buy a cordless hair trimmer should i just stick with the cord
No.2621420
theres a major labor shortage how do you not have a job yet
No.2621422
>>2621420why the fuck would i get a job when i can live at home for free
No.2621423
why dont we give dsp our money
No.2621424
cordless doesnt have the response time i need as a gamer in a hair trimmer. theres too much lag
No.2621425
bugged hair trimmer mechanics
No.2621426
>>2621421i love this creature
the madooku
No.2621427
am did you ever use fountain pens when grading
No.2621428
aw hell naw those bum ass mariniggers are getting destroyed
No.2621429
am slaps soyjak stickers on their papers corresponding to their grade
No.2621430
grading high school tests is the least fountain pen coded thing ever
No.2621431
that grey haired nigga is a soyjack
No.2621432
that dsp pig guy is going to clip that "no im not a human"
No.2621433
does home field advantage even mean anything in basedball
No.2621434
ai porn chatbots are the future
No.2621437
>>2621427nah, just whatever cheap ball point pen i find on the floor.
>>2621429good idea lol
No.2621438
>>2621437we don't post selfies here
No.2621439
if i came home with a sticker on my homework as a grade my dad would beat me
No.2621440
>>2621433minor but more so than other sports theres an actual .5 inning/ last up difference
No.2621441
>>2621440intradesting
there are a lot of people from toronto in the arena though, you can hear them when the jays homer
No.2621445
>>2621444loved this song in gran turismo 3 we turned the tv all the way up
No.2621446
crazy how the means to destroy human civilization resides in rural wyoming and the dakotas
No.2621447
it actually lies in the hearts of man
No.2621448
>>2621441im not factoring morale from cheering im just pointing out actual differences.
in hockey the home team gets to look at the away teams starting lineup first is the only actual hometeam advantage
No.2621449
is CITY as good as nichijou
No.2621451
fredrick the great was so cool i wish i could have led prussians into battle
No.2621452
>>2621450you need to get a fucking job
No.2621453
ive made it nearly 35 years without having a job why would i start now
No.2621454
whats the point of working a job if you cant go to japan
No.2621455
shoulda got a job 10 years ago and bought btc lil bro
No.2621457
hate when i finally gather the courage to take a shower in a week and i have to poop straight after like what was the point of all of that
No.2621458
700 in and i realized there was an option to include mega forms gotta start over
No.2621459
>>2621443these mannequins getting creepier every day
No.2621460
crazy how dsp basically expects $300 a day for his content
No.2621461
cant wait to play more poe
No.2621462
>>2621433sometimes the fans throw things
No.2621464
i got my new duvet today and it's nice and warm and comfy
No.2621465
idk merc league was mid and the new zana shit was ass
No.2621466
One of the penalties of refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors
No.2621467
ugh i bought unsliced bread
my self cut slices always come out super uneven
you know what im talking about
No.2621468
just did some really embarrassing faps
No.2621469
not being able to slide bread evenly is a sign of autism
No.2621470
>slide
No.2621471
>>2621467just rip a chunk off dumbass
No.2621473
look at mr never made a typo before hes so cool and interesting
No.2621474
a duvet is when two people single a song together retard
No.2621475
>>2621469oh man I got an idea
a machine that's like a flat square hot plate and you drop your block of butter on it, then it melts the butter and you just slide your bread across and it's instantly buttered. Then you put it in the fridge to recool the butter for next time
No.2621476
>>2621473what if you had said 'skip bread' and someone thought they could skip bread on water and becomes disappointed when they throw their bread into the pond and it sinks
that would have been on you bitch
typos kill
No.2621478
and you dont seem to understand…
No.2621479
a teen yelled "nigger" at me from his car when i was on a walk earlier
No.2621480
pretty sure bread floats lil bro
No.2621483
>>2621472and you don't seem to understand
No.2621484
people dont eat apples anymore
No.2621485
bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No.2621486
not true i ate an apple… 3 or 4 days ago
No.2621487
the beer has entered the freezer
the only thing that would stop me from drinking right now is if someone came in here and physically prevented me from doing it
No.2621488
and you dont seem to cumderstand
No.2621489
are you inviting us over when you say that cause we can hang out like normal without all the restraining and stuff if you want
No.2621490
ate a bunch and i regret it
No.2621491
wish i had some ambergris
No.2621493
have you considered that beer tastes awful and is nasty?
No.2621494
i guess heineken was kind of bleh the first time i had it
No.2621495
dab > heineken
No.2621496
dab'n on the heinekens
No.2621497
whats it like to talk to people
No.2621498
EMDR, or Eye Movement Desensitization and Reprocessing, is a psychotherapy used to treat trauma by helping individuals process disturbing memories. The therapy involves recalling a distressing memory while simultaneously engaging in a guided back-and-forth eye movement or other bilateral stimulation, which helps desensitize the memory and reduce its emotional charge.
yeah i need this
No.2621499
can I get chicks to bang me this way?
No.2621501
you know that bitch hiding a 9head
No.2621502
>>2621501ITS CALLED A HIME CUT YOU STUPID NIGGERFUCK
No.2621503
how do you pronounce hime
No.2621504
stuck in the tranny hole :/
No.2621507
the zodiac killer is still out there man
No.2621509
theres so many animes i havent watched
No.2621510
im…..MORBIN' OUT
No.2621513
you guys ever mess around with instant pots
No.2621515
i want a bf
No.2621516
who is out there wanting another tron movie
No.2621517
>>2621512damn imagine if you were that thing
and instead of brushing you they were beating you with baseball bats
No.2621520
am i stranded
No.2621521
WHAT THE FUCK GRAPHICS CARD AM I SUPPOSED TO BUY NOWADAYS
No.2621522
we're all playing wow
No.2621525
i want one of dem new ryzen 7 x3d cpus
but i have 0 dollars
No.2621527
ugh got an canker sore
No.2621528
hmmmmmmmmmmmm…………………………………… *pours another drink*
No.2621529
>>2621527better not put salt on it boy
No.2621531
someone do a full indiana jones saga stream
No.2621532
*eeks out a meager existence*
No.2621533
frt frt no brap
No.2621534
google maps
1178 cerrito mar del plata
street view and spin the camera around
No.2621535
that was lame
i posted a cool one in kazakhstan and everyone said it was a trojan
No.2621536
the trojans are a myth
No.2621538
my therapist said i was making her uncomfortable and we couldn't continue but she'd be happy to recommend colleagues that take medicaid
No.2621540
>>2621539*sharts diarrhea all down his arm*
uh oh stinky
No.2621541
they dont have poop in the yaoiverse thats why they barely ever show them prepping
No.2621543
the reality of gay sex is pretty gross
No.2621544
good thing we dont have any
No.2621545
nerds always used to talk about how batman could beat anybody with prep time but i dont remember him ever really preparing for anything ive seen him in is it just a comic book thing or a handwavy it happened off screen thing
No.2621546
i think they forgot that hes not real
No.2621547
>>2621545they never show him actually preparing anything its just a given that batman will have some contingency planned in advance for literally any scenario because hes a 300iq genius its basically magic
making batman one of the smartest people in the universe was really dumb hes supposed to be a detective he should be canny and perceptive and have a wide variety of skills and experience to draw on but they often have him pulling sci-fi tech he invented out of his ass if the plot calls for it which is retarded
No.2621548
shut the fuck up losers holy shit
No.2621549
all i did as a kid was play video games read comics and look at porn on the internet and i couldn't name 5 batman villains
No.2621551
the joker
the penguin
mr freeze
uhhhh the toy maker????
scarecrow
No.2621552
oh shit those are all real. suck my dick nerds, get on my LEVEL
No.2621553
batman needs prep or the joker might pozz him
No.2621555
the toymaker is a superman villain at least he always appeared on the superman animated show
batman had some mobster dummy villain who was literally just a doll controlled by a regular guy with disassociative identity disorder
there was also that villain baby doll who had permanent loli disorder where she was like 30 but looked 10 and became evil because of it
No.2621556
>>2621555oh FUCK THAT'S WHO I WAS THINKING OF
i'm killing myself
No.2621557
poison ivy
catwoman
two face
ras al ghul
hush
killer crock
firefly
kite man
hugo strange
bane
clayface
deadshot
blackmask
manbat
mad hatter
hes got so many
No.2621559
kite man huh….sounds like a case for the world's greatest detective
No.2621561
>>2621558thats the game i requested sickzii to play lol
i appreciate he actually played it i requested mostly as a joke
No.2621562
need to get put in the transfur jordan peterson milking machine
No.2621565
>>2621545>>2621547Batman is a smart character written stupidly.
Anton Chigurh from No Country for Old Men is a smartly written smart character. When Chigurh kills a hotel room full of three people he books the room next door so he can examine it, findhing which walls he can shoot through, where the light switch is, what sort of cover is there etc. This is a smart thing to do because Chigurh is a smart person who is written by another smart person who understands how smart people think.
Were Batman to kill a hotel room full of three people, he'd enter using a secret door in the hotel that he read about in a book ten years ago. He's throw peanuts at one guy causing him to go into anaphylactic shock, as he had deduced from a dartboard with a picture of George Washington Carver on it pinned to the wall that the man had a severe peanut allergy. The second man would then kill himself just according to plan as Batman had earlier deduced that him and the first man were homosexual lovers who couldn't live without each other due to a faint scent of penis on each man's breath and a slight dilation of their pupils whenever they looked at each other. As for the third man, why Batman doesn't kill him at all. The third man removes his sunglasses and wig to reveal he actually WAS Batman the entire time. But Batman just entered through the Secret Door and killed two people, how can there be two of him? The first Batman removes his mask to reveal he's actually Joker attempting to frame Batman for two murders. Batm
No.2621566
>>2621563spoiler alert: he was indicted for raping a child
No.2621567
>>2621564lil bro loving himself lol
No.2621568
don't call me lil bro
No.2621569
baited this exact response
No.2621570
yeah dont call her lil bro
No.2621572
my apologies lil sis i didn't know your pronouns
No.2621573
i really distrust people who think ordinary people shouldnt be allowed to own guns
No.2621574
wish i had a cute lil pink mp5k
No.2621575
>>2621573word fuck every blue state libtard
No.2621579
we need a batmobile with tv's Adam West holding a gag bomb out the window
No.2621582
stop posting rape urge triggers
No.2621583
i was raped once. really horrifying experience
No.2621585
>>2621573one day society will collapse and we'll have guns they'll have had surgically removed testicles
No.2621587
he needs that money toot he really does
No.2621588
did the batmobile always have a little dicklet sticking out the front?
No.2621591
you fucking niggers
No.2621592
grow up
No.2621593
UHH that's WIGGERS thank you very much!
No.2621594
im gonna watch………. the strangers chapter 2!!!!!
No.2621595
ordered a lime juicer and container for salt rimming
No.2621596
lil bro salting up bootyholes lol
No.2621597
lol what a homo
No.2621598
im prolly the fattest guy here
No.2621599
im prolly the skinniest guy here lets combine and make a normal guy
No.2621600
no thank you.
No.2621601
gaycel: lemme take this condom and salt rimmer juuuuuuuust incase i have sex while im out
No.2621602
slowly becoming fatphobic for reasons im not telling you guys
No.2621603
youll tell us eventually
you always do
No.2621604
name one time
No.2621605
yeah stay quiet that's why you're lil bro
No.2621606
hospitals never have any employees in horror movies
No.2621607
october 16th
theres 31 days in october
that means were halfway through october and on to november!
No.2621608
has halloween candy gotten worse or am i just getting older butterfingers just dont taste as good
No.2621609
american chocolate has always been ass
No.2621610
>>2621607HOLY SHIT SHUT UP YO U FUCKING NIGGERE
No.2621611
holy fuck it's world food day!
No.2621612
butterfingers changed their recipe i remember having one a few years ago and it sucked so i googled and found out
No.2621613
thank god my grandparents are dead november-december used to be so bad had so many birthdays and thanksgiving and christmas that i had to go to now i dont have to do any of it :)
No.2621614
the new pokemon looks exceptionally bad
No.2621615
thats fucked up man
No.2621616
yeah i think i'll crack a 'ster in a few hours
No.2621617
actually it got so many 9/10s its a certified masterpiece, chud
No.2621618
what color should i dye my hair? natural color is black and its about 30 inches long im only accepting highlights and split dye suggestions
No.2621619
>>2621618get frosted tips and a septum piercing
No.2621620
>>2621618dont be a hippy faggot and trim your hair
No.2621621
>natural color is black
fuck you nigger
No.2621622
im black and trans btw if that matters
No.2621623
it does. it does matter. you matter
No.2621624
we need to stop the marginalization of trannies and niggers
No.2621625
grow up
No.2621626
>>2621619frosted tips look gay and i cant get a septum piercing because you know
No.2621627
of course it looks gay thats the whole point of dying your hair
No.2621628
im trying to look cool gay not lame gay
No.2621629
>>2621608everyone cutting quality to keep prices down
they fucked up the nutella recipe years ago and tried to hide it by adding more sugar and I haven't ate nutella since
No.2621632
my big mac is unhealthier because… uh… it lasts longer
No.2621634
Twitch Partner "Tygre" Who Was on the Front Page of Twitch Pretending to Be a Baby, Has Been Banned
No.2621635
just keep eating formaldehyde bro science will thank you taking one for the team
No.2621636
im sorry is going babymode a bannable offense now?
No.2621639
more of a beer guy
No.2621642
hes right though what the hell is up with those abdl babyfurs like what is their deal its just creepy
No.2621644
im pretty open minded and accepting until you do something that i personally find disturbing or gross in which case you need to die
No.2621645
we cant be eating stuff like that man we gotta lost weight
No.2621646
thank god im part of the 60% of gay people that arent pedophiles
No.2621647
i want to put a shock collar around the neck of the guy that runs the ffmpeg twitter account
No.2621648
ffmpreg
No.2621649
need to impregnate the guy that runs the ffmpeg twitter account
No.2621654
>>2621651imagine the smell
No.2621655
i think i'll put some $100 into crypto now that it's low
i need to increase my staking rewards
No.2621656
fool
No.2621658
im scared of pretty much everything
No.2621660
>>2621658those who dare win
No.2621662
im starting to look like dana white
No.2621663
yea were getting fat bald and red
No.2621665
>>2621637just looking at this i think the patron is going to be the most fun bottle to shove up my ass afterwards
No.2621666
not me
No.2621668
nigger