No.2606028
first for serral
No.2606029
wtf theres only 30 days in september!
No.2606030
asian girls
No.2606031
but not the indian ones
No.2606034
>>2606029usually I see fartchuds being grossed out if the woman also does scat videos, even if the video posted has 0 scat
No.2606035
👏🏿 do 👏🏿 better 👏🏿 fartchuds 👏🏿
No.2606038
>>2606037
i hate this fuckin guy
No.2606041
baby boomer watching sc2 in 2025
No.2606043
toot you still have that thread up on page 2 with that questionable image
No.2606044
ive never been on page 2
No.2606045
he's autistic just ignore him
No.2606049
>>2606047this is where i belong
No.2606052
>>2606051that opening line is insane
No.2606053
*to the tune of stone temple pilots dead and bloated*
i am the big belly boy
No.2606054
>>2606051crazy this is as many calories as i eat in 5 days in a single sitting
No.2606055
and the guniness world record for the man who has managed to reach level 34 without ever having a job is……..!
No.2606056
happy birthday!!!!!
No.2606058
we have got to get jobs
No.2606060
>>2606059why was he bleaching his beard thats so messed up
No.2606061
>>2606054you're talking about the future mother of my children here bucko, watch it
No.2606062
shes too fat to have kids
No.2606063
for a mayo monkey sure
No.2606064
no i mean her body cant handle it
No.2606065
i'm sick of you thinking you knowing everything when you've got portnoy-tier experience
No.2606067
my moms friend was too fat to have a kid so she got that surgery to reduce the size of her stomach and now she looks sickly and still cant have a kid
you heard
No.2606068
the 34 year old unemployed man is going to bed at 5:17am
No.2606069
feel like being fat is one of the worst things you can do to yourself it must feel awful waking up every day and being immediately cognizant that youre lugging around heaps of useless bloat
No.2606070
first they make us believe nature is extremely competitive so we constantly compete with another and now they want us to do incest
No.2606072
crazy that boomer retards will read that and think it has anything to do with White Humans and not the millions of terrorist rapists they voted to import for some gay reason like the tv told them to or something. then again, everyone in the uk deserves to die for being gay
No.2606073
>>2606067you have weak 5g irraditated low t sperm
i could do it
No.2606074
>>2606066its wild how liberals gave up on championing the idea of progress and instead now just rationalize why everything getting worse around you is a good thing actually
No.2606075
>>2606072you sound like a reasonable person
No.2606076
>>2606075if you aren't american you deserve to be killed pretty much. #whatwouldtrumpdo
No.2606077
last chapter of nioh 2
what a game
No.2606078
we cant tell no one is streaming it for us
No.2606079
>>2606076white american or the mystery meat kind of american
No.2606080
>>2606074Europeans are paying taxes for muslim rapist invaders to rape their 9 year old cousins. Here's why that's a good thing.
No.2606082
so not you gotcha
No.2606084
ALL brown people are rapists
No.2606086
>>2606084+1
#fartchudsforMAGA
No.2606087
hey okay
No.2606089
im the only one here with ancestors who fought for hitler and i gotta say youre pretty cringe
No.2606090
>>2606078but noone watched when i stream
No.2606092
thats sad i dont want to see that
No.2606093
>>2606091lol nigga just stop after the first one
No.2606094
Her name was Vomitfarts on twitter. She said something that made her community upset (not very many) and it made her wipe her whole account and all her content. It sucks because for a short time she had fart fuck vids up on her page but apparently she took those down pretty quick due to fan backlash of not wanting to see anything other than solo content. Her community ruined a really good thing we had. She called a black woman a nigger for selling fart clips but having her young child visible in every shot
No.2606095
rip vomitfarts
No.2606096
niggers ruin everything good in life exhibit 3423423512312235450
No.2606097
wearing socks is so bad for you
No.2606098
charlie kike
vomitfarts
is there anyone libtards won't take from us
No.2606100
>>2606097i see massive indentations in my ankles when i take them off every day. i have a family history of heart disease. am i gay
No.2606101
yea your a fuckin homo bro!
No.2606102
the globalists did this
No.2606103
all woke libtards are terrorists and should be deported to third world shitholes
No.2606104
>>2606103this but unironically
No.2606105
kinda wild how in all white countries they sang songs about sneaky stabbers like mack the knife
No.2606106
>>2606104shut up libtard i'm calling ICE on you
No.2606107
damn if i was a kid now i would definitely be getting suspended for threatening spics with deporation lol
No.2606108
>>2606105Whites are the only Humans that deserve to live so they can say whatever they want, libtard
No.2606109
>>2606103>woke >libtards >terrorists >deported >third world shitholesall these words have been consistently put into your brain and you keep parroting them like the good little goy you are who is incapable of original thought
No.2606110
>>2606109you eat shit out of men's assholes after chili night at biker bars. do👏🏿 better 👏🏿
No.2606111
nah
No.2606113
*acts hostile for no reason*
No.2606114
>>2606112the face of fascism
No.2606116
>>2606115MOG OR BE MOGGED
No.2606117
that's me and my gf
No.2606118
even though she's massively fat for nippon she has he self awareness to make herself look like a big pink marshmallow you'd want to kiss and love forever
an american whore bitch cunt would be 90 percent naked in that pic, covered in tattoos, and probably pretending to beat him up in the photo. i guess what i'm saying is all jews are evil demons that Jesus Christ Almighty needs to return and shoot dead or whatever he's planning
No.2606119
she does look marshmellow-esque
No.2606122
>>2606120larry "faggot kike of the mossad" loomer does i'm sure
No.2606124
>>2606119back off kid she's mine
No.2606125
talking to gpt in ebonics is kinda lul
No.2606126
kisu would be nice…
No.2606129
>>2606127nah thats
https://anidb.net/creator/3832chibiking is
https://anidb.net/creator/3701 although the role isnt listed here because no one filled out the info
No.2606130
>>2606129ah okay
i thought they sounded similar
No.2606131
*ices my foot*
No.2606132
you just wanted to post the sucking vid…
No.2606134
>>2606132its the only vid i have of meowths japanese voice i wasnt even the one who originally posted it on scv i saved it from someone else
No.2606135
but yeah i also kinda wanted to post it
No.2606136
jus woke up
cant believe that game last night ended in a tie wtf is that
No.2606137
>>2606135theres something i want to post… as well
No.2606141
>>2606138make this guy a fat ugly extremely mentally ill alcoholic with bad teeth and it's basically my life (with zero pussy or a job)
No.2606142
>>2606140naughty tbabe marissa minx fucks a guy
No.2606144
i just need a big beautiful pink marshmallow girl to keep me from having 600 tabs of porn and half a dozen tabs of suicide methods and their effectiveness
No.2606145
>>2606144its too late
youre cooked
its so over
No.2606148
your spells are powerless amateur
No.2606150
>>2606147chat is this real
No.2606151
>>2606147sleepover at the mansion vibes
No.2606152
>>2606151wouldnt mind those vibes
No.2606155
i want a bf
No.2606156
cant run because ive got pain in my foot heel ankle thing
might drink some vod instead hehe
No.2606157
cant run either
but i can swim i can bike
No.2606159
i mean now we have to
No.2606161
the guy who decided to make thanksgiving and christmas so close together is an asshole and idk why mom thinks coming to both is such a big deal theyre basically the same thing like geeze
No.2606162
kind of crazy how pizza is round but is served in slices and then delivered in a square box
No.2606163
not all pizzas are round lil caesars deep dish is rectangular for example
No.2606164
my homemade zas usually look like continents
No.2606165
used to think continents that were the thing that they that put on hot dogs
No.2606169
>>2606167who is the buyer?
No.2606171
dont remember the last ea game i played
No.2606172
early acces?
No.2606173
ive always meant to try super modded sims 4 with the sex mods and the murder mods but i never got around to it
No.2606176
called my cat 'babyoid'
No.2606177
:3
No.2606179
love saying stupid shit to my cats like 'thats mine big gay cat' when they paw for something or 3 days back i sang hungry hungry hippos when cat wanted some food
No.2606181
hungwy sippo
No.2606182
>Nishimura Hiroyuki is the current owner of a website called 4chan, and former owner of 2ch, the most culturally important website in history. For the terminally-online generation, Hiroyuki is probably the most influential person in Japan. In the past, he was most known for being the admin of an extremely controversial website and advocating for freedom of speech (and being sued countless times), but these days he has pivoted to becoming a commentary YouTuber and streamer. He’s basically Japan’s Asmongold, but much more famous. Note: Back when he was less well known, Japanese internet users liked to accuse Hiroyuki of being responsible for every mass casualty incident.
crazy how none of us know anything about the guy who owns 4chan even though hes famous in japan wtf hiro is japan's asmogold? where do i watch his vids
No.2606184
why dont we get wacky japanese 2ch memes anymore
No.2606186
japan has become zoggified
No.2606188
funny but i dont get how that thread is 9 pages it should be 2 or 3 at most
No.2606189
sick of seeing that cloudflare type loading page on half the websites i click
No.2606190
when perfume said electro world
i felt that
No.2606191
*starts pondering the slop lunch plan*
i believe itll be mcdonald, two double cheeburger and a large fry and a nuggie and a mcflurry
No.2606192
mcflurries are so bad now they only have oreo and mnms aka the two worst options
No.2606193
those are the only two ive ever gotten, i like em
No.2606194
they call me the nefarious dick licker
No.2606195
https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2025/09/250927031249.htmJunk food can scramble memory in just 4 days
they call me the memory scrambler
No.2606196
why the fuck would you go to that island
No.2606197
one hour of history lectures got me like 😪💤
one hour of gaming got me like 😤💯
No.2606198
>>2606197any qts in your history class….
No.2606199
Today is Michaelmas.
The autumn feast of St. Michael the Archangel: guardian of high places, weigher of souls, heavenly warrior against evil, defender against the dark.
No.2606200
>>2606198its online so no…
No.2606201
>>2606197one hour of gaming got me like 😪💤 now too though
No.2606203
i miss the imdb forums man
No.2606204
my sweaty feet are so stinky lol 😉
No.2606206
sigh i was gonna fuck her
No.2606207
>>2606204if you were a girl id be like 😍
but youre a boy so im like 😠
No.2606208
most annoying thing about windows now is i turned off all the location shit and every time i launch some stuff i get popups sayin i need to turn my location services on and that whatever im trying to launch tooootally wont work without them and then i click no and it works anyway really hate these slimy little niggerfucks man
No.2606209
whats the harm in giving them your location bro
No.2606211
ew no
No.2606212
can we murder the guy posting dailymail articles
No.2606213
ugh turns out it's 3 hours of history lecture videos 😔😞
No.2606214
mom and dad are gonna watch adolescence now
as a chud i am appalled
No.2606215
you should let them know they are retarded for even considering watching it
No.2606216
https://x.com/Play2XKO/status/1972677753553273008man this game looks like ass i fucking hate riot so much
No.2606217
why are the british newspapers all so fucked up
No.2606218
DAMN YOU NEETFUCK BRAIN
WAKING ME UP EARLY AGAIN
No.2606219
why do you hate them just like… dont play it?
or did you actually have high expectations for a fuckin riotslop game of all things lmao
No.2606220
>>2606218maybe you should try getting a job
No.2606221
>>2606216my twitch valo and lolwhores are gonna love this
No.2606222
>>2606219no i just hate all riot babified games
No.2606223
2xko is lowkey fun but teemo is going to be annoying
No.2606224
>>2606138proof that there is no such thing as a femcel
No.2606227
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No.2606228
toot needs me to lurk more
No.2606229
>>2606182he doesn't even live in japan lol.
No.2606235
ugh getting groceries in 2 hours which means neetfucks neetnap is delayed
No.2606236
not listening to pedophiles and child murderers
No.2606237
modern mcflurries make me feel some the world you grew up in doesn't exist anymore type shit
No.2606238
i havent had a mcflurry in 20 years so idk what you mean
No.2606239
hate those stupid new mcflurry cups
No.2606241
new shitty cups they don't mix it and all the good mix in options are gone
No.2606242
oh dang it i forgot about my fast food vow
No.2606243
>>2606199i gotta read paradise lost
No.2606244
they dont mix the milkshakes? are the zoomer employees too retarded to work a mixing machine or something
No.2606247
what the fuck is wrong with mixing machine you stupid nigger thats what theyre called
No.2606250
what a vague article there are so many words that start with n
No.2606251
any bros used a milking machine before?
No.2606252
bought 50 pounds of potatoes and a potato masher
No.2606253
,holy fuck its almost spooktober
No.2606254
and our labubu halloween costumes arent done yet
No.2606255
i could nap right now
No.2606257
lilbro fell for big potatos potato masher propaganda…
No.2606259
hate darkshore so much…
No.2606260
Darkshore is a long strip of coast on the northwestern part of Kalimdor. It is known for its characteristically shadowed woods and rocky beaches, littered with ancient ruins and mountainside caves.
No.2606262
ugh less than 2 days to find a brat mistress for locktober
No.2606263
been ordering from restaurant store off dash apps. got 10 pounds of hamburges, 15 pounds of bacon, fish, onions 10 pounds
No.2606264
>>2606263whats the price per pound dumbfuck
No.2606266
*hops my ass on steam*
No.2606267
*doesnt buy anything because no good games have come out in the last decade*
No.2606268
*stands consciously*
*has independent thoughts*
No.2606269
*cums*
No.2606270
i still cant believe i spent $500 on an xbox series x
and then another $400 on a monitor and tv for it
then another $100 for peripherals and stuff
all for it to just sit on my desk not turned on for the last 3 years
No.2606271
>>2606267+1 if you haven't bought every good game already you have shit taste
No.2606272
>>2606264its pretty good. like $0.02 for them onions. like $4.2 for the fish. i can get like $3 per pound at the regular store if i get a big chunk of pork ass and carve it up myself - but even that has water, and bone, and the store doesnt bulk sell vegetables
No.2606273
hol up cloverpit is 10% off?
No.2606277
got fucked last week on a bag of potatoes, it was like $7 for a 5 pound bag. said $5 but some times i feel weak at these stores about telling them price check shit they ring up. now im getting 50 pounds for $20
No.2606278
what does let them eat cake mean
No.2606280
cant believe that guy got fucked last week on a bag of potatoes…
No.2606281
>>2606277damn i just got 10lbs of potatoes for $6
No.2606282
>>2606245wait until this snow elf nword plays eu5 his little caucasian head will be spinning 😭😭😭😅😅
No.2606284
yep just double checked the bag - 5 fucking pounds. saw it on sale and bought it because hey it just $5 not $1 per pound for peasant food. then i dont get the fucking sale and im eating meat prices for this shit fuck you food lion
No.2606285
>>2606283i just think about my future lol
No.2606286
>>2606262it's just going to be some dude pretending to be a girl
No.2606287
>>2606260that sounds amazing ngl 😍😍😍🤤🤤
No.2606288
how long do we thing the government will shut down for
No.2606290
>>2606288less than a week
No.2606291
>>260628815 days and a whole lot of turmoil vix is going to 35 easy maybe higher
No.2606293
its thursday man
No.2606294
mugi is such a fashion icon
No.2606295
>>2606245>I think this is the problems with video games in general, they don’t roll out enough customization and bring out creativity, it’s all scripted and sparkly graphics. I think this is why Minecraft is the goat.niggas spittin facts
No.2606296
lil bro really had to say the n word
No.2606302
IMMEDIATE RELEASE OF ALL HOSTAGES
No.2606303
THE BOARD OF PEACE
headed by president donald j trump
the israelis and the leaders of the arab world asked for him to do it and he's going to do it right
No.2606304
if they cared about hostages they wouldnt have executed the hannibal directive
No.2606305
TONY BLAIR as the second chair in the board of peace lmao
No.2606306
lol
No.2606307
im all fucked up
No.2606308
bro what the fuck is he talking about
No.2606310
>>2606309im da joka baybee
No.2606311
minecraft really is the goat when u stop and think about it
i hope microsoft eventually has minecraft classic servers so we can play through the whole thing in release order
No.2606312
wonder what terrible reapings im currently sowing without realizing it
No.2606314
go live your cringe bmw 3 series lifestyle
im more of a batmobile kinda guy
No.2606315
damn emma watson is completely walled, she looks fucking 40+
sad
No.2606317
yea let us look up pictures of emma watson real quick
No.2606318
meanwhile jk rowling is thriving in her milf era
No.2606319
https://x.com/nikachi_tyancheck out this braphog bunnybros
No.2606322
>>2606321now let me check this out
No.2606323
thats a beached whale bro
No.2606324
remember october 7th
No.2606325
cant believe its almost been a whole year since tiny started reading up on israel palestine wikipedia entries
No.2606326
hol up
hol the fuck up
we got two nigger collide games tonight?
No.2606327
all those harry potter actors are about 30-40 now and they all look terrible except for cho and robert pattinson
the bri'ish are cursed
No.2606328
>>2606327idk man daniel and emma look good
No.2606330
its kind of crazy that jk rowling is a chud icon
No.2606331
even crazier that its for the completely milquetoast take that biological women and trans women are not the same
No.2606332
Cant forgive her for allowing nigger snape
No.2606333
milk toast
No.2606334
crazy that crystal cafe even has more game discussion than this place now
No.2606335
i fw milk on toast
No.2606336
>>2606334do they play league or deadlock
No.2606337
>>2606331lol the last time i heard about her before that, she wanted characters in the books turned into niggers because she lied that she never described them as being White.
No.2606340
going to another football game next week ^_^
No.2606341
>>2606334we stopped playing video games (except for grim fandango im playing that one rn)
No.2606343
>>2606339crazy that zoomers look at this and think "what a fire year"
No.2606344
>>2606339where is eu5 and the roman/celtic new anno game
No.2606345
They should have put pekora on the cover of ds2
No.2606346
>>2606339ghosts of yodie isnt even out
No.2606347
>>2606339+1 HUGE -1 0 -1 -1
-1 0 0 0 0
real nice selection you got there
No.2606348
-1 on silksong
kill yourself
No.2606349
>>2606343i don't think anyone under 30 even plays "games", just phoneshit and f2p multiplayer shit. i can't imagine anyone with hair paying money for anything in that image
No.2606350
i will not kill myself
No.2606351
>>2606349you're trying too hard old man
No.2606352
crazy that boomers look at
new minecraft
new battlefield
new madden
new europa universal
new fifa
new donkey kong
new anno
and think "what a fire year"
No.2606353
gaming is long gone
im just a roblox gamer now they have everything a man needs to have fun
No.2606354
>>2606353have u played arams though
its free
No.2606355
>>2606334troons be gaming
No.2606358
>>2606354hol up, zero robux?
No.2606360
>>2606339redditslop holoshit nintendobabredditshit wokeshit redditwokeshit
redditshit wokeshit neverevenheardofthatshit redditshitstreamerslop justshit
No.2606361
the trailer for def standing 2 was goated with the sauce
No.2606364
>>2606362it do be like that
No.2606365
>>2606363you know thats a dang lie
No.2606366
Nothing good ever happens
No.2606367
i must be cheerful for osaka
No.2606368
anytime i hear a close helicopter fly by i think 'damn its finally goin down huh'
No.2606369
i hear a helicopter i assume its the hospital
No.2606370
crazy how trump finally freed the palestinians and certainly netenyahu will peacefully end the war without making a fuss
No.2606373
flaming hot doritos nachos are just too damn spicy
No.2606374
Tony blair making a comeback like hes a kpop gook
No.2606375
word
i dont see how its financially viable to make chips so hot
No.2606377
>>2606373it isn't spice bro, it's citric acid
No.2606378
time to watch the dark knight (2008)
No.2606379
you and tony gook again
No.2606380
>>2606376ya its almost like people in comfortable positions in life dont want the system uprooted out from underneath them so they lean conservative
No.2606381
yes ivan liberals are mentally ill and pathetic pussy retards with no money we know
No.2606383
Joe biden
mentally ill retard incapable of doing anything right
also currently running the entire global government from his house and pulling all the strings
No.2606385
>>2606384holy shit its bidens auto pen signature
No.2606386
the clank rmight
No.2606387
the… dank…. KemuigRA
No.2606390
>>2606380hmmmm why do liberals want to tear happy people's lives out from under them
No.2606391
it do look like the clank lol
No.2606392
looks like cross loopy doo roller coaster thing
then its like boobs circle table shoe lace
then its shoe lace table table with fly above it loopy loopy cross
no wonder boomers are all psychos you have to be a total nut bag to read that arabic shit
No.2606393
>>2606388what is this supposed to show exactly?
seems like the trend was set in ~03
No.2606395
>>2606390only retarded people think happiness is a zero sum game
No.2606396
going to sell more plasma, be back later.
No.2606398
wonder what they do with plasma these days since they dont put it in tvs anymore
No.2606399
hi thece
No.2606400
whos thece
No.2606401
>>2606397this is unironically what i tried to do as a kid to show my mom i "knew cursive" lol
No.2606402
it says hi there retards
No.2606403
>>2606395but communism and central planning will fix that ey comrade?
No.2606404
>>2606397this post isnt true lol
No.2606406
>>2606403no communism will never work because it centralizes too much power, the same reason why monopolies are dangerous and should not be allowed to form in capitalism
No.2606407
behold
No.2606408
bphald
No.2606409
behald
No.2606410
https://www.k5learning.com/cursive-writing-worksheetsno but if you're trying to actually learn cursive peep this resource
No.2606412
oack night
No.2606413
dak night? yea dak was cookin last night
No.2606414
we will use cursive to communicate during the zoomacaust
No.2606415
dark night stop being stupid
No.2606416
thats dack
No.2606417
>>2606406monopolies are a result of market dynamics if the market space wanted to be fragmented then it would fragment itself
No.2606418
its dark night man were literally talking about bat man
No.2606420
>>2606417if the market told you to jump off a bridge would you do it
No.2606424
its so gay i associate cursive with batman now because of frank fuckhead miller and the letterer
No.2606425
thats a fag shoving a tube up his ass so dont click it if you dont wanna see it
No.2606427
my tits look like that but browner
No.2606430
why are ur tits brown lil bro
No.2606431
>but browner
🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
No.2606432
i can sign my name in cursive and it looks really cool
No.2606434
>>2606425youre just assuming its gay?
No.2606436
crazy that some peoples lives is just watching the news and watching football
No.2606438
wish all i did was watch news and football
No.2606439
its weird if we really have a tranny here
No.2606441
>>2606436low IQ people really don't know how good they have it being easily entertained and amused and happy
No.2606442
zerglings are so fucking op
No.2606443
>>2606388asians are so cringe when it comes to education
No.2606444
>>2606439shes one of the originals man
No.2606445
>>2606442time traveler post
lil cave bro just got defrosted
No.2606446
>>2606430>>2606431you can support my gofundme so i can afford nipple lightening if you'd like
No.2606448
add me on steam
enlightenedvegan420
No.2606449
>>2606446how much does it cost ….
No.2606451
awww she did the girl thing with the heart dotting the i
No.2606452
baited this exact response
No.2606453
toot goontrigger ban
No.2606454
sex with men
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>>2606449probably like $500-$1000
No.2606456
hearts really are a goontrigger to you?
No.2606459
shouldnt have sinned dad
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just made 150 bucks
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>>2606462little babies cant handle a little saw dust in your batter?
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>>2606462who buys frozen corndogs?
No.2606469
*raises paw*
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thug that shit out nigga aint no one cares
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>>2606463did the guy cum?
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>>2606468billions of americans
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we should buy our white asses some frozen corndogs, eat them, then get a refund because of the recall saying we didn't know until after
No.2606477
clicked on a 4chan thread and some guy said his pet was dying and had to be put down and now im having one of my daily heart pitiful black soul of despair moments thinking about how i have five animals and im going to have to go through the death of every single one one by one
No.2606478
ctc videos have been too long lately, i need a nice lil 20-30 minute 'doku to chill out to
No.2606479
when the fuck is FFXIV mobile coming to us!!!!!!!!!!!!???!!??!?!?!!?!?!??!??!!?!??!?!??
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heart sink*
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you have too many animals man
No.2606484
i still get sadness pangs about moms dog being out down… wish i couldve been with her when they did it….
No.2606485
im getting a samoyed when i grow up
No.2606486
when ffxiv mobile drops
wow is finished
No.2606487
animalhoarderbro…
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on the verge of tears now :/
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POST BETTER
IN ENGLISH
LESS TYPOS
No.2606492
farted right in megs face
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>>2606488you just got a think when they are old and suffering and not going to get better you need to make the decision to end it
moms dog got hit by a car and she survived that but she was also 17 years old and not getting any better
No.2606494
the twist?
pad was driving the car and swerved towards the dog
No.2606495
hope i stay young and spry and surrounded by loving friends and family forever and dont have to be put down
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>>2606498this idea wasnt worth a full cosplay recreation
No.2606503
its gonna take a bit of a longer prompt with some extra finessing so he doesnt die from a heart attack right away but i dont think theres anything in regular death note rules thatll stop you from doing that
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>>2606502miga cinematic universe
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dat would be gwoss bwo
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But as usual with your BRO's exploits, this is no ordinary irony, or anything close to a pedestrian TIER 1 IRONIC GESTURE which is a meager single step removed from sincerity. This is like ten levels of irony removed from the original joke. It might have been funny like eight years ago to joke about Mr. T and how he was sort of lame, but that was the very thing that made him awesome and badass, and that his awesomeness was also sort of the joke. But in this case, the joke is the joke, and that degree of irony itself is ALSO the joke, and so on.
Only highly adept satirical ninjas like you and your BRO can appreciate stuff like this. It's cool taking stuff that other people think is funny but you know really isn't, and making it funny again by adding subtle strata of irony which are utterly undetectable to the untrained eye.
lol dont we have a guy here who is just like this and extremely obnoxious about it
No.2606507
well hello beautiful
No.2606508
maldavius figtree
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>>2606506are we rereading homestuck
No.2606512
wonder how thom feels about all this shit going down in the world
No.2606513
thom loves it that isreal is killing kids
No.2606514
governments killing brown people is objectively good though
No.2606515
wish thom and the boys would link back up and give us another album before theyre too old to produce good stuff
No.2606516
do we deserve it tho
No.2606518
i dont know if thom loves it but his mates wife is israeli so he would rather just keep it cool between them
No.2606519
trump would have blabbered about supermans identity instantly
No.2606520
imagine having an israeli wife
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>>2606518lots of israelis are against the violence
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*in a bad trump voice*
so i was just talking to clark kent who, as you know, is the superman. he's so super folks believe me
lol
No.2606523
god she would be such a bitch
No.2606524
trump would sell supermans identity to lex luthor
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>>2606522read that in a bad trump impression lol
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>>2606521yeah but shes one of the ones drinking netanyahus koolaid
No.2606527
trumps secret identity would be lex luthor
No.2606528
*comes out of the closet*
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>>2606525thats what i was going for haha
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wish i had some secret that i could come out with but i actually dont im an open book
No.2606532
biden would have forgotten his identity in an instant
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i guess we really dont deserve it huh
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>>2606530stay away from me
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and uh bruce wayne or as i call him peepaw is a bad dude
No.2606536
i met a guy who loves israel bought a house over there travels there all the time wears a gold chain and hes such a gross skeezball dudebro
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umm
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wait bad bunny is a guy? wtf
No.2606541
israel is a real party country its kinda only for skeezeballs israelis that just want to raise their nappy headed families all move to america
No.2606542
bad bunny is so sexy and im not normally into skinny guys
No.2606543
wasnt bad bunny the catch me outside girl from dr phil
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>>2606537the brazilification has started
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never knew bad bunny was a dude plus i thought she was that streamer that destiny fucked a few times
No.2606546
thats bhad barbie i think
No.2606548
let me be queer
No.2606549
hawk tuah
No.2606551
world is all fucked up
we dont deserve a new radiohead album or any good new video games
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new radiohead is called the smile lil bro
No.2606553
fine then ill just make my own new radiohead album and good new video game
No.2606554
thanks peter thiel
No.2606555
the smile bangs it slaps
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>>2606557she needs to go back
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>>2606557she wasnt even speaking english they should have deported her anyway
No.2606560
i need to go back (to college)
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>>2606560we start in january man!
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>>2606557crazy how drumpf is deporting tens of americans each day when at the same time thousands of indians are getting in on h1b visas
No.2606563
do people not understand that cops can basically just disappear whatever thing they are trying to get you for if they like you or is everyone just trying to instigate an altercation so they can sue
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>>2606457his crime? didnt have sex. whore mother didnt teach him how to drive.
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>>2606563iq test
natural selection
yada yada
No.2606566
racists are fucked in the head they shouldnt be allowed in law enforcement
No.2606567
yeah im a girl now
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>>2606567wait are you really
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hi girl im dad
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>>2606510yea man theyre re-releasing the comic bit by bit i got a friend of mine to read it
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>>2606563i kinda like those constitutional rights guys who go around being purposefully antagonistic to cops asserting their legal right to be call cops names or film in public or whatever just reminding cops that they are public servants
No.2606573
sloths and koalas are so retarded they stop being cute
No.2606574
>>2606556pool water going all up in her ap…
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>>2606572this is just asking to get your front teeth smashed against the roof of the patrol car
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>>2606576too retarded to live
just like me..
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im like a koala
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>>2606575i dunno the guys who do it make it seem pretty routine they probably develop a reputation with the police as someone who is more trouble than its worth to try anything shady with since their whole thing is knowing the law and trying to keep cops to account
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>>2606576damn that was pretty retarded
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Imagine seeing those gorgeous eyes looking at your everyday. 😍🥰
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i try not to make too many poop posts but i just had a near disaster that would have been horrible if i was 1 second later
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>>2606585you are transgender
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tadaima~
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drunk
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@gleep did down syndrome kids exist in the middle ages
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>>2606586if he was there'd be nothing to post, he'd be properly diapered
No.2606594
how was everyones day today
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i just woke up
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>Eight years ago [in the year 1532] at Dessau, I, Dr. Martin Luther, saw and touched a changeling. It was twelve years old, and from its eyes and the fact that it had all of its senses, one could have thought that it was a real child. It did nothing but eat; in fact, it ate enough for any four peasants or threshers. It ate, shit, and pissed, and whenever someone touched it, it cried. When bad things happened in the house, it laughed and was happy; but when things went well, it cried. It had these two virtues. I said to the Princes of Anhalt: "If I were the prince or the ruler here, I would throw this child into the water–into the Molda that flows by Dessau. I would dare commit homicidium on him!" But the Elector of Saxony, who was with me at Dessau, and the Princes of Anhalt did not want to follow my advice. Therefore, I said: "Then you should have all Christians repeat the Lord's Prayer in church that God may exorcise the devil." They did this daily at Dessau, and the changeling child died in the following year…. Such a changeling child is only a piece of flesh, a massa carnis, because it has no soul.
in many ways i am a changeling
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we have changelings in sc2 man
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>>2606597depart from this vessel, unclean spirits.
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>>2606598girls are so bad at being independent
No.2606603
read that guys pooppost and immediately had to poop like huh??
No.2606606
memento wowi latin for one day you will play wow
No.2606609
the protein is cum
No.2606610
told you protein is in
No.2606611
>>2606598why do british femcels always look like they smell like shit
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>look like
No.2606613
uhh yeah thats a normal sentence esltard
No.2606614
yea look like
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>>2606608and only 74g of sugar!
and only $17!
No.2606616
you will consume the protein
No.2606617
yeah like how you look like a fucking retard rn trying to correct already perfect english like an esl
No.2606618
i no joke consume maybe 200g sugar daily if not more
No.2606619
post you are belly
No.2606621
i have no clue if thats a lot or a little man
No.2606622
i cant really quantify my sugar intake but its prolly yuge
No.2606623
protein powder prices are silly now
the norms need to stop latching on to my shit and raising the prices
stay in your lane fat fucks
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>>2606623theres always some on sale
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this is the 600th post