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 No.2595197[Last 50 Posts]

baby

 No.2595199

god damn our boy delivered

 No.2595200

im not wearing those glasses man

 No.2595201

gotta b fresh

 No.2595202

neco-arc is so funny and cool

 No.2595203

i could save her

 No.2595204

President Donald Trump has announced that he is designating Antifa as a major terrorist organization

 No.2595205

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 No.2595206

>>2595204
hes going nuclear mode damn
thank you charlie

 No.2595207

>>2595204
he said the same thing back in 2020…

 No.2595208

>>2595202
lets play some melty

 No.2595209

>>2595205
which issue of superman is this

 No.2595210

im gonna go to the store and buy some chips and pop

 No.2595211

sigh

 No.2595212

god answers prayers in mysterious ways

 No.2595213

bitches be like yeah uhhh p implies q or s

 No.2595214

tadaima~

 No.2595215

biblical alg pull

 No.2595216

>>2595213
is that like math or something

 No.2595217

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im washed

 No.2595218


 No.2595219

>>2595217
F-
APPLY YOURSELF

 No.2595220

File: 1758160841802.jpg (81.59 KB, 1079x842, 20250917_210013.jpg)

hol' up

 No.2595221

need to clean the sneezes off my monitor

 No.2595222

do you think the zucc already fired the meta demo prep guy

 No.2595223

it is up

 No.2595224

PEE PEE POO POO

 No.2595225

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 No.2595226

ion even eat cottage cheese

 No.2595227

i fucking love fireworks

 No.2595228

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 No.2595229

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 No.2595230

starting the absmaxxing journey

 No.2595231

>>2595230
youre so cooked
its over for you (abodminally)

 No.2595232

you guys were all up in a tizzy earlier this evening glad to see you all simmered down a bit

 No.2595233

im gonna jerk off and shower and sleep

 No.2595234


 No.2595235

$800 for the meta glasses doesnt even really sound that bad i mean thats more affordable than a vr headset and itll probably be equally as cool and you can play games on it (so osrs)

 No.2595236

its basically over zuck won

 No.2595237

>>2595231
cmon man please support me

 No.2595238

File: 1758163078496.mp4 (1.33 MB, Q0kJPOHzvKz4.mp4)

this is so gonna be us when asian girls want to see our abs

 No.2595239

fr tho dayoung has inspired me, if a small asian girl can do it why can't i

 No.2595240

day9 has inspired me
im bloatmaxxing

 No.2595241

>>2595238
kill yourself

 No.2595242

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 No.2595243

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we've lost so much

 No.2595244

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oh no no no kimmel bros!

 No.2595245

kimmelbros what is our next move

 No.2595246

my new pants pattern is pretty great

 No.2595247

pics

 No.2595248

cancel culture is ok when my side does it

 No.2595249

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 No.2595250

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 No.2595251

>>2595247
you cant really see much cause i made the first test pair in black but maybe the next ones

 No.2595252


 No.2595253

how can you get to adulthood without learning how to swim thats crazy

 No.2595254

swimmin is one of them boujie ass white ppl thangs

 No.2595255

i want a bf

 No.2595256

they threw me into the pool as a kid and i just naturally learned to tread water and swim around

 No.2595257

i took swimming lessons but that bitch didnt teach me shit one day i just went off the diving board in the deep end and figured it out

 No.2595258

File: 1758167136201.mp4 (Spoiler Image, 1.84 MB, Tabuchinko.mp4)


 No.2595259

buy me a switch 2 NOW

 No.2595260

in new york i milly rock

 No.2595261

>>2595248
this but unironically

 No.2595262

lol mom is gonna freak at this one

 No.2595263

work tomorrow x__x

 No.2595264

ugh its too late to start a movie now

 No.2595265

movies are so long

 No.2595266

start one then finish in 2hrs
ezpz

 No.2595267

12am is bed time man

 No.2595268

crazy how fate fell short this time your smile fades in the summer

 No.2595269

things were never the same again after you came and went

 No.2595270

pop punk is dead man

 No.2595271

if i became president id be the second shortest president in us history

 No.2595272

number one is james madison right he was a tiny little guy

 No.2595273

lil bro needed to hit the gym

 No.2595274

bought gin again even though i dont like gin im so dumb man

 No.2595275

you gotta pair it with juice

 No.2595276

oh no no no our thunderfury tank just gquit!

 No.2595277

im going to smoke 200 cigarettes in a row

 No.2595278

300 pound male. Going for a multi day walk to meet some friends. Would love a list of cheap supplies. Terrain will be relatively flat. Bone dry. Not enough funds for a tent or sleeping bag. Gotta do this. I'd like a list of things I'll need and I consider this hiking because of the fact I will not be going into a strangers car.

Bonus information: I have walked up to 2.3 miles thrice before. I wish to lose weight and am willing to go hungry assuming it doesn't lead to lightheaded symptoms that could cause harm. Got a single red backpack that can fit 2 bottles of 2 liter Pepsi and around 20 small snacks. It includes a water bottle thingy.

 No.2595279

300lbs isnt even big

 No.2595280

300lbs is huge unless youre like 6'7

 No.2595281

>>2595278
this guy is going to ruin the whole trip for his friends

 No.2595282

im baby

 No.2595283

how does a fat guy have friends and i dont

 No.2595284

>>2595283
he has walked up to 2.3 miles thrice before

 No.2595285

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>>2594799
hol up
Tuesday, Elul 9, 5785 / September 2, 2025 - Jewish Calendar

 No.2595286

hol up they added 4v4 to rocket league

 No.2595287

hope trump bans online and sports gambling what a fucking blight on society

 No.2595288

>>2595287
beerlord is going to find you and destroy you

 No.2595289

gambling, drinking, whores

yea were into that

 No.2595290

kinda crazy you can gamble on sports online now but god forbid you play poker against other people online

 No.2595291

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 No.2595292

>>2595287
+1
it pissed me the FUCK off how they cant make it more than 3 minutes of a broadcast without shilling their jewish BULLSHIT

 No.2595293

ugh popped my zit on accident

 No.2595294

>>2595291
stop spinning around little lady mister jimmy kimmel just lost his job and he is very unhappy about it

 No.2595295

we need to wipe the slate clean

 No.2595296

how can i get shorter because i genuinely cant take this anymore

 No.2595297

still dont know which jimmy is kimmel and which is fallon

 No.2595298

lose your shins

 No.2595299

made a pbj hamburger

 No.2595300

enjoy it bro

 No.2595301

>>2595299
uncrustables did this

 No.2595302

remember when elon said he was dark gothic maga

 No.2595303

he called himself antichrist on 4norm

 No.2595304

when was the last time you ate an olive

 No.2595305

>>2595304
my thing a few months ago used to be getting drunk and putting a bunch of olives and pickles and cheese on some bread so probably july

 No.2595306

couple of days maybe

 No.2595307

>>2595304
yesterday

 No.2595308

>>2595305
thats fucked

 No.2595309

i always put black olives on my pastas and subwau subs

 No.2595310

guys we gotta get into writing shitty royalroad stories

3,411
Paid members

$26,180
Per month

 No.2595311

for me its green olives stuffed with garlic

 No.2595312

File: 1758182440039.jpg (1.53 MB, 4000x3000, 20250918_035520.jpg)

orange fattening up

 No.2595313

i wanna pet your cat man

 No.2595314

>>2595312
who cares about orange

where is your belly and bulge

 No.2595315

people with cats basically have shit all over their floor and every surface in their house have fun with that

 No.2595316

>>2595309
nice

>>2595311
great choice

 No.2595317

theres shit everywhere its unavoidable

 No.2595318

when you fuck a pussy theres piss all over your bed

 No.2595319

were into piss man

 No.2595320


 No.2595321

File: 1758182989732.png (506.17 KB, 720x858, 1694037606292829.png)

wooooo yea wooooo yea wooooo yea wooooo yea wooooo yea wooooo yea wooooo yea wooooo yea wooooo yea wooooo yea wooooo yea wooooo yea wooooo yea wooooo yea wooooo yea wooooo yea wooooo yea wooooo yea wooooo yea wooooo yea wooooo yea wooooo yea wooooo yea wooooo yea wooooo yea wooooo yea wooooo yea wooooo yea

 No.2595322

i see how it is
unrepentant hellspawns

 No.2595323

>>2595322
only thing i rep is my hood niggaaaaaaaaaa

 No.2595324

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 No.2595325

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 No.2595326

>>2595325
wtf is that thing on the right

 No.2595327

have a little respect for your first lady fella

 No.2595328

no respect for pedophiles

 No.2595329

melania fucks kids?

 No.2595330

theyre all pedophiles
and if theyre not pedophiles theyre friends of pedophiles

 No.2595331

youre a paranoid nut

 No.2595332

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 No.2595333

>>2595331
release the epstein files pedo ally

 No.2595334

theres no files retard its a democrat hoax

 No.2595335

>>2595334
kill yourself

 No.2595336

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>>2595336
ill drink on your demise

 No.2595338

we outlived kingcobrajfs and charlie kirk


we should celebrate that

 No.2595339

personally i feel like i havent even started living yet

 No.2595340

i still cant tell if the charlie kirk shooting was a real watershed moment or if its just going to blow over after a month when something else gets everyones attention

 No.2595341

i just took a fucking shit

 No.2595342

>>2595341
BREAKING — IT JUST GOT WORSE FOR KIMMEL: Sinclair Broadcast Group, who owns 24 ABC stations in major American cities, announces they’ll be filling Jimmy Kimmel’s time slot with a TRIBUTE to Charlie Kirk

They’re also demanding Kimmel make a “meaningful personal donation” to the Kirk Family and Turning Point USA, as well as a DIRECT APOLOGY to Erika and the kids.

INCREDIBLE 🇺🇸

 No.2595343

BREAKING — Chief Rabbi of Israel sent condolences to Kirk's family a week prior to shooting

 No.2595344

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 No.2595345

stop drinking alcohol

 No.2595346


 No.2595347

*drinks it anyway*
woooooooooo 🍷💃

 No.2595348

can you imagine how much hotter gay sex would be if homosexuality was recriminalized

 No.2595349

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 No.2595350

just did that thing where i accidentally stared at myself a little too long in the mirror and realized holy shit im actually a real ass grown man that lives with dad at 34

 No.2595351

learning to avoid seeing your own face while brushing your teeth is such an important skill

 No.2595352


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 No.2595354

so many people are into politics just cause they dont have anything better to spend their time and attention on

 No.2595355

my life is like a video game

 No.2595356

love when we post pics of our cats on 162 website together

 No.2595357

File: 1758192918614.mp4 (30.81 MB, MZEDj0vG.mp4)


 No.2595358

it keeps happening

 No.2595359

>>2595195
i like the disgusting nasally american accent

 No.2595360

check out karinas tits in this tight little number

 No.2595361

biboo is so silly

 No.2595362


 No.2595363

>>2595350
i once stared at myself in the mirror and saw my dad staring back

 No.2595364

you gotta learn to love the guy in the mirror its one of the lessons in life

 No.2595365

i hate that dood so much i hope he kills himself

 No.2595366

scoobie doo movie where the jews are summoning baal with a palestian blood sacrifice and shaggy tries to take off baals make and says 'uhhh gang i dont think is a mask!'

 No.2595367

dayoung abbros peep this vid of her working out it can be like motivation or whatever

 No.2595368

hate you guys
you ruined hating jews by doing it so badly

 No.2595369

what do you love

 No.2595370

the abbros are so cooked
its over for them

 No.2595371

one bad fruit ruins the juice

 No.2595372

*rushes over to hate the jews*
*steps on a rake*
*falls down into a bunch of empty barrels*
*pulls down a bunch of plates trying to get my balance as i fall*
ah fuck i suck at this…

 No.2595373

File: 1758195202250.jpeg (81.3 KB, 485x647, main-qimg-f99061dc9943be2….jpeg)

theyve shut down pol you know what this means for 162

 No.2595374

crazy how a rilla can sit on his ass all day and chew on bark and still have more muscle mass than any roiding liftbro

 No.2595375

jay cutler mogs him

 No.2595376

bigger looking muscle =/= more muscle mass
the rilla would tear him apart

 No.2595377

File: 1758195871847.jpg (228.56 KB, 1200x1757, eqg9pxgqi2761.jpg)

prime jay would quad stomp that fucking monkeys head into beanpaste bro

 No.2595378

>>2595367
im saving it im peeping it when i get home man you know im checking that out

 No.2595379

>>2595377
grok is this true

 No.2595380

saw the new pewds and didnt click because it will make me dep

 No.2595381

is it wmaf related?

 No.2595382


 No.2595383

the most dep part of that is he lives in japan but has a roasty white wife instead of a cutie j

 No.2595384

>>2595357
this is some jim henson shit right no way that isnt a puppet

 No.2595385

that kid is such a burden why doesnt he wear a mask

 No.2595386

the scamdemic is over libshit

 No.2595387

how do people outside always seem to sense that im looking at them through the slits in my window like a fucking creep? this is the second time someone inexplicably looks up at me can people "feel" when theyre being watched? this is fucking stupid

 No.2595388

they smell you

 No.2595389

im gay

 No.2595390

might put some cash in on this https://invest.pacaso.com/
one of the guys who started zillow is making a company for timeshares and all the boomers are going all in on it

 No.2595391

hi gay im dad lol

 No.2595392

i still dk what a timeshare is

 No.2595393

there was a southpark about it

 No.2595394

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 No.2595395

i chuckled at that stupid meme image

 No.2595396

>>2595390
timeshares are a giant scam man

 No.2595397

>>2595393
its like a condo in a vacation spot that you get for 1 week a year and you share with other people that also pay for different weeks.
you get stuck with timeshares and cant get rid of it and have to keep paying for your week, and maintenance, yearlyshit

 No.2595398

>pays 358 days for others to enjoy what i get to enjoy for 1 week

 No.2595399

>>2595280
6 7??????

 No.2595400

HEY NOW MISTER MISTER
KILL A TRANNY TRANNY YEAH LETS LYNCH THEM ALL

 No.2595401

kill the trannies wooo yeah!

 No.2595402

hey mister mister
kill the gookspamnigger

 No.2595403

shut up holonigger

 No.2595404

the only gooks i dont like are the weird surgery filterface ai looking instagooks

 No.2595405

>>2595262
this guys dad is always so cool and his mom is always such a huge histrionic emotional bitch

 No.2595406

shes doing a bit you can see her want to laugh sometimes bro chubby white moms are often histrionic but not this one not really

 No.2595407

>>2595405
its gay and lame and fake af and not funny

 No.2595408

>>2595407
but enough about yourself what do you think about the video

 No.2595409

roasted

 No.2595410


 No.2595411

hol up
peter thiel needs my help?

 No.2595412


 No.2595413

File: 1758203426365.png (1.29 MB, 978x786, ClipboardImage.png)

im fuckin about with the warcraft 3 editor

 No.2595414

>>2595413
have you seen that guy who has remade the warcraft 3 engine in java and is making world of warcraft in it

 No.2595415

i have not

 No.2595416

did you hear that? in java not haskel

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 No.2595420

i just keep thinking like, dude, this is freedom, i'm like, i can do whatever i want over here. linux computer, man.

 No.2595421

hate your long term yaps
you people need to be shot in the neck

 No.2595422

youll be dead soon enough libshit

 No.2595423

who are you talking about

 No.2595424

libshit

 No.2595425

>>2595423
the programming language and political yappers

 No.2595426

programming and politics is half the comm bro

 No.2595427

playing deus ex invisible war because i never finished it and missed the amlitzer stream

 No.2595428

AM we heard reports of you showing children a pedophilic japan cartoon and lying online about stopping school fights during summer break (as 130 pound sissy twink) we are gonna have to let you go

 No.2595429

crazy how bad of a teacher am was that he cant get or keep a job as a teacher during the maga renaissance

 No.2595430

is invisible war any good?

 No.2595431

not sure what to think of it yet

 No.2595432

>>2595276
this is why your gm should always be the tf tank

 No.2595433


 No.2595434

File: 1758206083584.jpg (176.39 KB, 1280x720, 20250917_223222.jpg)

>>2595427
i had to stop streaming it because my save got corrupted and i didn't feel like starting over. it's a fun game though!
>>2595428
>and lying online about stopping school fights during summer break
huh?
>as 130 pound sissy twink
you got the wrong guy
>>2595429
i actually had an interview this morning

 No.2595435

>>2595433
that guy seems like such a libcuck i wouldnt answer his questions either

 No.2595436

its best just to ignore internet bullies

 No.2595437

am is an internet bully though he pretends to be this soft little twink but hes actually the worst

 No.2595438

>>2595434
that sucks.. did you get far into the game?

 No.2595439

no more attention let them starve

 No.2595440

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>>2595437
the worst being?
>>2595438
i beat it on the original Xbox back in the day. i never finished that PC port. i plan on streaming it again and finishing it this time. hopefully it will be more stable on win 11 vs win 7.

 No.2595441

so why didnt biden or his caretakers release the epstein files?
probably because drumpf himself isnt personally implicated (guess its possible if bidens there too) and it would be a massacre of both enemies and allies and thats what stopping drumpf and the pajeet from releasing them too

 No.2595442

>>2595440
now im worried my saves will get corrupted on win10 >.<

 No.2595443

hoooooooooh boy, just found a super hot asian girl on hinge. doubt ill match…

 No.2595444

reeeee i did stop that fight even though school didnt start!!

 No.2595445

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>>2595442
just physically back up your routinely save and you should be fine.

 No.2595446

>>2595433
i cover up orange man raping children too for a sweet job

 No.2595447

the girls on epstein island? all within legal age limits

 No.2595448

cat was pissing in a corner, had to beat its ass. was walking around meowing and had to throw it in the litter box like 3 times for it piss, but it has no problem shitting their

 No.2595449

you do have a separate litter box for each cat, right?

 No.2595450

cats are vile beasts that just like pissing and scratching shit to pretend they own something and it doesnt all belong to the human. I never let them in bedrooms

 No.2595451

i can do whatever i want on my linux computer *tries to start up valorant*

 No.2595452

NATIONAL CHEESEBURGER DAY |September 18

yoooo

 No.2595453

>>2595367
shes so physically weak all she did was diet its kinda tragic i feel bad for her
shes mogging the shit out of the other gook though even though i would settle for her too
god damn man i need to rape

 No.2595454

>>2595453
our day will come

 No.2595455

>>2595367
just in time for the absmaxxing arc

 No.2595456

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 No.2595457

>>2595456
one not spicy at all please

 No.2595458

>>2595360
look at those massive hangers man

 No.2595459

>>2595457
ayo whyboy

 No.2595460

this live singing though

 No.2595461

>>2595217
wow gzgz
intermediate 10!
think ill drive to the cade this weekend since the new iidx is out

 No.2595462

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 No.2595463

>>2595462
haha comedy gold amlitzer
comedy fucking gold

 No.2595464

classic ammy right here

 No.2595465

>>2595460
crazy how i didnt even know who dayoung was two weeks ago and now im a dayounghead

 No.2595466

crazy how i dont care about gooks

 No.2595467

>>2595462
lol @ the top half of the head that looks almost perfect

 No.2595468

>>2595465
she was a massive nugu and a complete visual hole right up until 2 weeks ago its kinda insane
pretty much every single wjsn used to mogg her ass and now shes the mogger

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 No.2595470

>>2595468
thats a crazy underdog story what a different a tight absmaxxed ktummy can make

 No.2595471

>>2595469
if you buy a womans soul is she like your sex slave or what like what does that get you

 No.2595472

its just a meme you cant sell your soul

 No.2595473

labubus are almost not cool and we missed out

 No.2595474

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>>2595462
hol' up

 No.2595475

we need to take out $800 personal loans for those rayban meta glasses

 No.2595476

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 No.2595477

>>2595475
we are gonna look so cool in those

 No.2595478

i need more ambient electronic music in my life

 No.2595479

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 No.2595480

should i pick up melee again?
my controller is dying so i would need to replace the thumbsticks, buttons, and triggers at the minimum

 No.2595481

i thought about playing melee again but i have a full time job and school and it takes up so much time

 No.2595482


 No.2595483

>>2595480
marth main?

 No.2595484

>>2595480
buy a phob man
and also yes you should. my nice phob controller is in a storage shed several states away but once i get it here you know im busting that bad boy out and hopping on slippi

 No.2595485

>>2595481
true
guess i have better things to do than grind melee
>>2595483
i was playing puff before but i was trying to pick up fox

 No.2595486

>puff
ohnononononnoonononononononononoonononon

 No.2595487

puffin da kush maybe

 No.2595488

i need a job man fuck stop reminding me im unemployed

 No.2595489

>>2595488
maybe if you stopped playing wow and pulled yourself up by the bootstraps we wouldnt be in this mess

 No.2595490

i was playing puff because it was the most playable
jump button randomly doesnt work, so i was using up to jump
my thumbstick cap was completely worn down
i randomly get light shield after lcancelling because the triggers get stuck on the way back up
i had to start lcancelling using z but its hard with the way i hold my controller
>>2595484
do i need to assemble it myself?

 No.2595491

File: 1758211530968.webm (486.88 KB, 1920x1080, yntgaj2.webm)


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>>2595490
>do i need to assemble it myself?
not if you buy one thats already put together by some guy
i bought mine off etsy

 No.2595493

>but its hard with the way i hold my controller
are we crabchads? in this house we hold the gamecube controller crab style

 No.2595494

be careful when buying off etsy
the one i bought took hella long and the modder barely responded to me during the process
if you have a local modder see if they can do a quick drop in with a donor controller

 No.2595495

same thing happened to me it came 2 months late and the guy barely responded but it came and it was a pretty good controller

 No.2595496

you guys are so silly

 No.2595497

holy fuck dwight was on the adam friedland show
aaron u seeing this?

 No.2595498


 No.2595499

why are people still fixated on the epstein hoax

 No.2595500

File: 1758214229143.jpg (99.75 KB, 1000x500, 20250918_115022.jpg)


 No.2595501

just remembered death

 No.2595502

dreamt that gpa was still alive and i went to see him at the old folks home and he was really happy to see me….

 No.2595503

im so cooked chat
its over

 No.2595504

>>2595471
you offer it for great riches or whatever

 No.2595505

File: 1758216078765.png (721.39 KB, 1004x752, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.2595506

egg eater you have got to see this one

 No.2595507

we really posting the most fake ass reddit creative writing that i cant even suspend disbelief for

 No.2595508

File: 1758216298019.png (505.03 KB, 592x759, ClipboardImage.png)

*wheezes*

 No.2595509

ugh

 No.2595510

should i play jade empire: special edition (2007)

 No.2595511

yo but why are the waists on the knight armor so snatched though? 😂

 No.2595512

fat bellies are gross

 No.2595513

+1 thats why were following dayoungs lead and absmaxxing now

 No.2595514

what workouts should i be doing to abmaxx

also the outside of my right hand is really hurting (pinky finger, ring finger) is it carpal tunnel
ive been using computers for work and play and its finally catching up with me after 25 years

 No.2595515

>>2595514
should have been doing the day9 wrist stretches for your wrist man also do these

 No.2595516

words cannot describe how happy i am that kimmel got shut down ngl

 No.2595517

i want a bf

 No.2595518

never met kimmel so idk idc

 No.2595519

i hope a chud replaces him for latenight

 No.2595520


 No.2595521

this is so poggers i love colonizing

 No.2595522

File: 1758217760774.png (721.01 KB, 886x1183, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.2595523

wgirls were kino before they all got fat and mindcontrolled

 No.2595524

*looks at black and white photo of white women*
wow….is this AI?

 No.2595525

bare feet… elf eyes… pink nipples (!!)

 No.2595526

>>2595505
foids are subhuman man

 No.2595527

>>2595521
>in eu5, discovery is about exploration and opportunity
>*immediately fucking shows a tree node graph of buttons that you click in a mostly linear ordering for green number buffs*

 No.2595528

>>2595526
wfoids*
asian girls are angels

 No.2595529

>>2595527
r*tard

 No.2595530

i fear this guy is right and eu5 will be a dumbed down casual lightup simulator

 No.2595531

>>2595529
youre the reatrd thinking the game is going to be good when theyre showing that theyve learned nothing over the past 5-7 years
eu5 is going to be red/orange reviews on steam on launch day screencap this

 No.2595532

wtf its two months away ugh i dont want to wait that long

 No.2595533

paradox aint made a good game in a decade dude

 No.2595534

im a giant retarded lil bro that doesnt know anything

 No.2595535

honestly though i do think pops are pretty interesting im victoria 2 brained but when they show the node tree graph of buttons you click like this is one of those 4x games i just lose faith

 No.2595536

dont think i could handle working for 8 hours i feel like id just collapse

 No.2595537

File: 1758218521674.jpg (873.2 KB, 3500x2500, 1671383484550647.jpg)

its all the good things in eu4 plus a massively more detailed map and a pop system and a fully fleshed out economy and trade system

easy lock for best game of the 2020s and contender for best game of the 2030s

 No.2595538

crazy how apa is at the end of hundreds of 40 hour work weeks

 No.2595539

WHOS THAT MAN NAPPING AT 2 IN THE AFTERNOON ON A THURSDAY

 No.2595540

kbreak

 No.2595541

what makes me lose faith is that theyre losing sight of the core idea, which is the beauty of simulation and emergent gameplay. mechanically speaking, my opinion is that victoria 2 and the hearts of iron series represents the peak of paradox's game design philosophy. excluding the gay focus tree and dlc meme bullshit in hoi4, there's no "follow the tree of buttons that you click and give you green bonuses" and its not trying to cater to 30s gamer dad larp fantasy whether it be le epic greater estonia in hoi4 or tranny communist free state of wakanda in vic3. victoria 3 and pre-memed hoi4 are purely focused on the emergent gameplay of the simulated worlds that they present. i dont want to follow the mission trees and click the buttons for the green number buffs after i do what the tooltip says to do

 No.2595542

victoria 2 and pre-memed hoi4*

 No.2595543

v3 is shit just play v2 zoomer

 No.2595544

and pre-memed hoi in general im a hoi2dh guy myself
>>2595543
i do

 No.2595545

and also im weedposting btw

 No.2595546

>>2595537
>its all the good things in eu4 plus a massively more detailed map and a pop system and a fully fleshed out economy and trade system
and i bet the engine will still be single-core

 No.2595547

hoi3's pretty incredible i cant bring myself to play 4 because it looks like shit compared im also too stupid now to play 3 so all i have are my memories

 No.2595548

hoi3 always seemed too complicated for its own good especially with the oob autism stuff

 No.2595549

idgi do you want all the countries to play the same

the mission trees in eu4 got a little out of hand with the amount of bonuses and cores that they give you sure

all of the eu5 buttons you are talking about are about choice
you cant click every button you have to make decisions on what kind of nation you will evolve into - and these arent even simple binary decisions
what types of pops you want to encourage and how many , what types of goods you need to produce for profit or subsidize…

 No.2595550

>>2595549
>do you want all the countries to play the same
if you design good systems and a good simulation of a world then every nation would play differently without needing gay a bunch of gay mission trees that spell out for you what to do and give you le epic buffs for doing it and or are explicit dumb memeshit to palate the reddit crowd

 No.2595551

i do believe that it is up

 No.2595552

hol up they made a halls of iron 3?

 No.2595553

we need to stop catering to the reddit crowd

 No.2595554

cater was the word i was looking for thanks

 No.2595555

File: 1758219270214.png (174.2 KB, 1006x423, ClipboardImage.png)

oh no no no multicore chuds

 No.2595556

so pewdiepie is just casually bugchasing with his little boy now 💀

 No.2595557

love involving my underage sons in my violent homosexual quests

 No.2595558

>>2595528
you think asians wont poop for money youre crazy

 No.2595559

most people poop for free

 No.2595560

>>2595555
does that mean an x3d cpu would perform well

 No.2595561

File: 1758219736454.png (1.28 MB, 1442x790, ClipboardImage.png)

am i really the only one that feels like this is one step forward and two steps back with they way it looks and seems

 No.2595562

>>2595561
my fried brain cant even begin to parse this

 No.2595563

>>2595560
you will have to keep your nation really small and you wont be able to get as many modifiers unless you have a 2000 dollar server processor with 8 channel ram or an intel 285k running on liquid helium

 No.2595564


 No.2595565

>>2595562
lil bro cant read words on the screen youre cooked

 No.2595566

File: 1758219891783.jpg (367.64 KB, 960x1280, 1525305040436.jpg)

>>2595562
according to one of our posters its incredibly simple and there is only one way to play you just have to click the buttons one after the other

 No.2595567

>>2595564
next thread is a memorial for asmons dad

 No.2595568

>>2595566
it really is this simple once you realize its 99% reading the tooltips

 No.2595569

like look at the right of that screenshot
agenda:
0/3 develop a capital economy
1/3 politics mission trees
0/2 expansion mission trees
missions:
expand construction materials (aka go click some buttons)
import construction materials (aka click some buttons)
gain production goods (click some buttons)
trade focus (another button)
you literally just read the tooltips and do what the missions tell you to do and go click the buttons and then you go back and you click the button that told you what to do and you get a le HECKIN +20% buff to some mana value or whatever

 No.2595570

i wouldnt even know where to begin to understand all those sliders man when i was in my 20s i could power through something like that and hover over everything but now? i dont know

 No.2595571

oh and that age of renaissance thing at the top? well basically, every time a new 'era' starts you can read some tooltips, and if you do what the tooltips say youll get some epic green buffs

 No.2595572

and every time you get an event you can just hover over the buttons and itll tell you with a tooltip what mana values get green buffs and what mana values get red buffs with that choice (if applicable to either) and basically you just click the ones with the buffs most relevant to your current situation

 No.2595573

>>2595569
following the missions isnt required and might not be optimal depending on your overall strategy
and certainly there are different ways to complete the missions even for new players

 No.2595574

>>2595569
fuck you nigger

 No.2595575

these green buffs sound pretty powerful

 No.2595576

>>2595575
its pretty world of warcraftian when i think about it actually i think any wowhead could pick up pdx games with relative ease

 No.2595577

in eu4 for example you can form mughals and get -5% ccr thats a pretty massive buff one of the biggest in the game

 No.2595578

>>2595576
a wowhead would see those missions as quests and complete them most ricky tick and collect mad green buffs

 No.2595579

whats ccr is that the inflation

 No.2595580

yeah its the consumer cumflation report

 No.2595581

would love to see a wow player play eu5 they would probably have a really good time and do really well

 No.2595582

which civ is most like orcs in eu. arabs?

 No.2595583

ming or ottomans overall
best to start with ottomans and then try france / muscovy after
dont try to play ming until you truly understand eastern subtlety and culture
their mechanics are difficult to grasp for a western brain

 No.2595584

crazy how orcs are literally the niggers of fantasy

 No.2595585

the eastern way truly is a mystery to us
thats a big appeal of their women

 No.2595586

mysterious apa gf…

 No.2595587

women get paid to poop while here i am just doing it for free

 No.2595588

the crazy thing is orc armies in fantasy arent even as savage as real life nigger armies

 No.2595589

holy fuuuuck bunnybros check simpcity

 No.2595590

holy cow that's a huge dump she's taking!!

 No.2595591

ngl i would pay to watch bunny squeeze out a fat log

 No.2595592

bolt part starts at 8:12

 No.2595593

the only speedy niggers i care about are the ones catching passes in the nfl

 No.2595594

File: 1758221626187.jpg (653.47 KB, 1536x2048, G1H_7d8asAA2-x-.jpg)

oogie from gidle

 No.2595595

if she doesnt p**p i dont care

 No.2595596

just got the notification that my hardware is too out of date for w11…

 No.2595597

File: 1758222351330.jpg (25.64 KB, 739x415, 1741256558320367.jpg)


 No.2595598

we got city napoli!

 No.2595599

JUST IN: 🇫🇷🇺🇸 Brigitte Macron, the wife of French President Emmanuel Macron, plans to present "scientific and photographic evidence" to a US court to prove that she is a woman.

 No.2595600

hot

 No.2595601

>>2595598
hoo boy this is huge

 No.2595602

>>2595599
pics of her modeling with poop?

 No.2595603


 No.2595604

>>2595536
>he thinks it's only 8 hours

lol, lil bro you work more than 8 you just get only paid for the 8.

 No.2595605

File: 1758223024822.png (3.67 MB, 3088x1673, ClipboardImage.png)

HOLY FUCKING SHIT BUNNYBROS

 No.2595606

File: 1758223038643.png (3.81 MB, 1712x2578, ClipboardImage.png)

HOOOOOOOOOOLY FUCK MY DICK IS TOO WEAK I'M NOT READY

 No.2595607

File: 1758223075511.png (3.83 MB, 1736x3088, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.2595608

clean




































clean

 No.2595609

File: 1758223111219.png (3.18 MB, 1643x2538, ClipboardImage.png)

this has to be a tease she KNOWS we want to see her asshole

 No.2595610

>>2595609
classy af

 No.2595611

File: 1758223170027.png (4.25 MB, 1720x3020, ClipboardImage.png)

hooooo boy

 No.2595612

>>2595605
>>2595611
imagine watching her shit out of that thing

 No.2595613

clean that shit man

 No.2595614

ugh youre posting them out of order

 No.2595615

hoo boy a red

 No.2595616

File: 1758223294533.png (3.73 MB, 2960x1621, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.2595617

File: 1758223305141.jpg (220.97 KB, 1357x1920, G0yOacybYAAefV7.jpg)


 No.2595618

>>2595605
she really spent 8 hours photoshopping her a**hole ….

 No.2595619


 No.2595620

File: 1758223377712.png (2.79 MB, 2762x1658, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.2595621

>>2595619
they still think anyone cares about this dead game even though bw has more players and larger tournaments?

 No.2595622

clean







































clean that shit

 No.2595623

and one



















































more

 No.2595624

File: 1758223436133.jpg (61.99 KB, 564x705, 1568503815263.jpg)

hmmmmmmmm should i spend 8 hours watching youtube videos about ww1
spend 8 hours watching youtube videos about trains
or nap

 No.2595625

nap for sure

 No.2595626

>>2595621
imagine if they patched bw as a prank that would be hilarious korea would revolt

 No.2595627

>Siege Tank can no longer be abducted when in siege mode.
hold the phone

 No.2595628

File: 1758223570726.png (2.79 MB, 2762x1658, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.2595629

File: 1758223680567.jpg (81.32 KB, 461x422, F_rgC5JWoAA80vr.jpg)


 No.2595630

clean




































cleann

 No.2595631

im like a bird i only fly away

 No.2595632

>>2595629
true true

 No.2595633

File: 1758223843347.png (2.79 MB, 2762x1658, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.2595634

>>2595629
commie nonsense

 No.2595635

someone clean that shit already

 No.2595636

cleannn








































clean

 No.2595637

File: 1758224028422.png (3.67 MB, 3088x1673, ClipboardImage.png)

clean this gaycel

 No.2595638

cleannn











































cleannn

 No.2595639


 No.2595640


 No.2595641

ok bunnys ass is fucking huge and perfect though

 No.2595642


 No.2595643

its so over
we're cooked

 No.2595644

File: 1758224466399.jpg (17.78 KB, 400x400, FPxl65lakAM-19l.jpg)


 No.2595645

playan skate
its fun

 No.2595646

>>2595645
the new one? i heard otherwise

 No.2595647

ILLIT is a pro RIZZLER

 No.2595648

>>2595646
oh no
this ruins everything

 No.2595649

i wanna do a handstand

 No.2595650

bored & gay

 No.2595651

File: 1758225026118.png (3.67 MB, 3088x1673, ClipboardImage.png)

if you clean this you're gaycel

 No.2595652

do libtards really laugh at those shitty talk shows or do they just pretend to find it funny

 No.2595653

we really laugh at them

 No.2595654


 No.2595655

drumpf
ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha 💀💀💀

 No.2595656

clean







































clean

 No.2595657

File: 1758225247932.webm (1.24 MB, 640x640, 1758218470511209.webm)


 No.2595658

>>2595652
i think viewership for late night shows has been way down for like the last 30 years

 No.2595659

File: 1758225407272.png (131.48 KB, 1123x954, ClipboardImage.png)

my president looks like the fucking will smith ai video from 5 years ago

 No.2595660

>>2595659
aint no way bro is just eating

 No.2595661

boiii he slurpin

 No.2595662


 No.2595663


 No.2595664

>>2595657
hedgehog: my brain
pellets: wow
feeding hand: me

 No.2595665

>>2595659
3 fat fingers obvious ai

 No.2595666

File: 1758225652841.png (109.72 KB, 486x259, ClipboardImage.png)

workign on beerboy

 No.2595667


 No.2595668

File: 1758225852924.jpg (114.72 KB, 952x832, chrome_Obohtr1b3v.jpg)


 No.2595669


 No.2595670

File: 1758226734409.jpg (814.65 KB, 1440x1795, 550214840_1807457318058766….jpg)

wony

 No.2595671

holy crap tomorrow is friday!

 No.2595672

>>2595670
has she lost weight yet or is she still okay being mogged by fuckin gaeul and rei?

 No.2595673

we need to go to the club and pick up girls

 No.2595674

i wouldnt get along with a club girl

 No.2595675

File: 1758227014195.jpg (218.42 KB, 640x500, F7lejdlboAA2l4k.jpg)


 No.2595676

our squad has those

 No.2595677

File: 1758227134498.png (383.88 KB, 571x486, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.2595678

hoooly fuck were so back

 No.2595679

actually you are so cooked posting this shit. its over.

 No.2595680

i cant live without my phone

 No.2595681

>>2595678
lol
Psionic Storm duration increased from 2.86 to 8.58.
Psionic Storm damage reduced from 10 to 5 damage per tick.
Spire cost reduced from 200/200 to 150/150.
Centrifugal Hooks now give +5 HP bonus to Banelings again.

insane zerg and protoss buffs again and *checks notes* lowered viking mineral costs

 No.2595682

sometimes i nap and i feel worse than before i napped whats going on there

 No.2595683

File: 1758227670125.png (685.24 KB, 532x701, avi.png)


 No.2595684

9 seconds of psi storm seems insane

 No.2595685

File: 1758227711942.png (Spoiler Image, 484.34 KB, 640x480, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.2595686

cant wait to create the bread dough tomorrow

 No.2595687

i have never played or watched starcraft

 No.2595688

File: 1758227937285.gif (3.44 MB, 600x600, 1576961330906.gif)


 No.2595689

>>2595687
your on the wrong board lil bro

 No.2595690

>>2595689
don't fucking call me that

 No.2595691

you starcraft 2 niggas are on the wrong board this is a bw comm

 No.2595692

File: 1758228062658.png (59.81 KB, 960x635, Alopecia_Barbae.png)

im pretty sure playing starcraft is what made me develop alopecia areata
the stress and high heartrate from playing was making my hair fall out

 No.2595693

magasisters…the furries are coming for us…

 No.2595694

lil bro getting alopecia from platinum league *wheeze*

 No.2595695

lil bro thinks sc2 is fast paced

 No.2595696

lil bro is getting himself an ice cream sandwich

 No.2595697

>>2595692
thats what will smiths bald wife has lol

 No.2595698

>>2595696
DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIR DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE

 No.2595699

File: 1758228336788.png (595.45 KB, 421x560, 1595814996050.png)


 No.2595700

when is trump locking up the lefties?

 No.2595701


 No.2595702

File: 1758228698665.jpg (175.93 KB, 2048x1155, G1DTLR2XUAAkIoe.jpg)


 No.2595703


 No.2595704

white people love showing off their blue eyes

 No.2595705

so i figured out the counter to get chips crumbs everywhere when im drunk i just do my snacking in the garage so the chip crumbs go there

 No.2595706

now this is the nasty shit we like here

 No.2595707

miss zii so much that guy was funny as hell

 No.2595708

firefox is such a piece of shit man it crashes so often

 No.2595709

zii? i love that guys discord server

 No.2595710

>>2595706
shes so expendable and worthless

 No.2595711


 No.2595712

>>2595707
remember when he played balan wonderland for us

 No.2595713


 No.2595714

firefox?
is that what the up b for fox is called in melee?

 No.2595715

>>2595708
literally works on my machine

 No.2595716

get in here destiny is about to get shot!

 No.2595717

toon stream uhhhhh
batman forever (1995)

 No.2595718

destiny fix your audio

 No.2595719

destiny getting shot rn would really lift my spirits

 No.2595720

same id like to see it happen but that audio is too atrocious i cant even watch

 No.2595721

would you let destiny suck yours

 No.2595722

protect destiny at all costs hes an ambassador of sc2

 No.2595723

The Angry Birds Movie 3 Release Date Moves Up, Adds MrBeast To Cast

you losers are probably gonna say 'damn jimmy wild for that one' and do the pogchamp face in real life

 No.2595724


 No.2595725

>>2595723
oh hell yeah this is huge

 No.2595726

>>2595721
he-hell naw

 No.2595727

yooooo jimmy wild for that one poggies

 No.2595728

File: 1758230327640.png (27.54 KB, 506x337, ClipboardImage.png)

hol up we got some thursday night football in 3 hours!

 No.2595729


 No.2595730

>>2595723
ho lee hell

 No.2595731

ozempic subsidies for all overweight americans

 No.2595732

heard a story about someone who started ozempic then stopped once they realized all they had to do to lose weight was just not eat so much and it worked

 No.2595733


 No.2595734

im not clicking that pornhub link man

 No.2595735

ok "man"

 No.2595736

>>2595640
how tf is having tons of money labor resources and production capacity not capital

 No.2595737

>@POTUS: "We're going to do a big thing with respect to Antifa. It's a sick group… they love burning the American flag… Antifa causes tremendous incitement."

 No.2595738

>>2595732
americans are so dumb lol

 No.2595739

File: 1758230726500.webm (2.61 MB, 1440x1080, 1758149118058659.webm)


 No.2595740

i thought it was friday FUCK

 No.2595741

File: 1758230773816.jpg (63.98 KB, 1024x682, 1755354277604366.jpg)


 No.2595742

>>2595733
DUDE WHAT THE FUCK

 No.2595743

tadaima~

 No.2595744

>>2595743
ogogofoofogogogkfdndndndn

 No.2595745

just checked my niggachain stack and its ogre
i cant believe i thought this was gonna make me rich

 No.2595746

>>2595744
calm down

 No.2595747

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>>2595743
okaeri~

 No.2595748

>>2595733
holy shit

 No.2595749


 No.2595750

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oh no no no

 No.2595751

>>2595716
i hate this grifter

 No.2595752

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 No.2595753

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>>2595751>>2595752

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>>2595659
chat is this real

 No.2595755

File: 1758231236271.png (1.06 MB, 1414x1392, ClipboardImage.png)

crazy how george was considered to be morbidly obese back in the day and now this is just like some normal skinny guy

 No.2595756

@gleep whos your favorite seinfeld character

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>>2595756
george

 No.2595759

>>2595755
he was described as stocky not obese

 No.2595760

>>2595757
i love tvt

 No.2595761

>>2595757
big +1 to the dog what a good boy :)
big -1 to that trash on the teevee :(

 No.2595762

>>2595759
you are a pod

 No.2595763

>>2595758
good choice gleep

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 No.2595765

george isnt even the hottest its elaine

 No.2595766

whats going on with these rude restaurants

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>>2595757
dog spotted

 No.2595769

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thats not a bad deal thats 24 beers for less than 24 bucks!

 No.2595770

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maw

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>>2595770
you and an active volcano

 No.2595772

ive never seen a girl with pectus excavatum

 No.2595773

>>2595723
how can they add mr beast and also have the move come out sooner
something doesnt add up

 No.2595774

>>2595773
maybe mrbeast did all his lines in one take and the director thought it would take weeks
jimmy wild for that one

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>>2595733
that dick is wayyy to big hunny

 No.2595777

god i love facebook and twitter

 No.2595778

i need to start keeping an eye on whats going on

 No.2595779


 No.2595780

think i went on facebook once in like 2007

 No.2595781

>>2595778
just check out the reddit front page bro!

 No.2595782

i still dont know what "maw" means

 No.2595783

me and who

 No.2595784

mate all womoids

 No.2595785

wait no womboids

 No.2595786

>>2595782
men at work

 No.2595787

>>2595775
could be us but u playin

 No.2595788

thanks

 No.2595789

>>2595787
never gonna happen lil bro

 No.2595790

we are so collectively cooked in every way
its over

 No.2595791

>>2595772
i have

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 No.2595794

2nd pic isn't even gay

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>>2595782
maw of souls man it was a dungeon in world of warcraft legion!

 No.2595796

hold up that new skate game is free?
im in. i dont care what moist says

 No.2595798

…hol up?

 No.2595799




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