No.2583134
i finally watched the hollow night dunkey video
liked it
No.2583137
>>2583136need a powerful black queen like this to call me out
No.2583141
we should buy anti-toxoplasmosis drugs to be safe
No.2583145
just a general antiviral should do the trick right
No.2583146
>T. gondii-infected rodents show a number of behavioral changes beyond altered responses to cat odors. Rats infected with the parasite show increased levels of activity and decreased neophobic behavior.[170] Similarly, infected mice show alterations in patterns of locomotion and exploratory behavior during experimental tests. These patterns include traveling greater distances, moving at higher speeds, accelerating for longer periods of time, and showing a decreased pause-time when placed in new arenas.[171] Infected rodents have also been shown to have lower anxiety, using traditional models such as elevated plus mazes, open field arenas, and social interaction tests.[171][172]
actually maybe toxoplasmosis is desirable
No.2583149
ace combat 4 is the greatest game of all time
No.2583151
crazy how steve jobs couldnt program anything and had no engineering knowledge and his job amounted to waiting for people to show something to him and calling it shit or not but people think hes some genius innovator
No.2583152
>>2583150aw yeah i love this stuff
No.2583153
lil bro wishes he had a wood computer he built himself
No.2583174
im feeling like its a krispy kreme kind of morning
No.2583176
this thread is older this is the thread
No.2583178
did my post go through i cant see it
i said it feels like a krispy kreme kind of morning
No.2583180
oh yes it did now i see it
No.2583182
you guys are severely retarded
No.2583183
konnichiwaaaa
No.2583184
>>2583182>>2583183dont be stranded bros
No.2583187
its so over
we're cooked
No.2583188
>>2583151its ok lil’ pup, you just don’t understand visionaries
not many do
No.2583189
>>2583131your collages are works of art bro
No.2583190
less than one hour until it’s finally time
No.2583195
>>2583193what happened to her lips?
No.2583196
new superman movie was p good
No.2583197
might cut a lot of my hair off today
No.2583198
arams?
No.2583199
which thread am i supposed to be in
No.2583200
this one obviously
No.2583201
neetfuck got woken up by the thunder
neetfuck is not happy about it
No.2583202
the god of thunder punishes neetfuck for his lazy ways that offend the gods
No.2583203
the neetfuck needs to get aj ob
No.2583204
>>2583198i need to get my chili going it will take like an hour
ill hop on then if u want :D
No.2583205
crazy how cobes predicted the age hed die at
No.2583206
>>2583196libtard detected
No.2583207
>>2583206israeli detected
No.2583208
>>2583189i do my best but it was a lot easier to post them as the thread op when we didnt have the 600post limit
now i have a small window of like 90 minutes max to realize that a thread is going to end soon and start making the collage
No.2583209
i hear the serbians are rising up
No.2583210
toot ruins everything
No.2583211
chili P
No.2583213
i regret spending $10 on krispy kreme im not as hungry as i thought and it wasnt hot and i just stuck it in the fridge and feel embarrassed now
No.2583214
>>2583212hoooooooooooooo boy
No.2583215
>>2583212crazy how people can just take piles of food like this and read some instructions and turn it into days worth of tasty meals
No.2583216
>>2583212HEY RETARDNIGGER YOU GOT RAW VEGETABLES SITTING ON TOP OF RAW MEAT
No.2583217
blood moon meal?
No.2583218
>>2583216its all going to the send place brother
No.2583219
https://kick.com/mr_sins_travelscrazy that this is going to be our future
No.2583222
>>2583219im more interested in this future lil bro
https://kick.com/gobbiwasabi No.2583224
>>2583219this whole deal is gross
No.2583225
sick of the kickspam
No.2583226
this bitch is about to give birth and shes rubbing her nips man what the fuck!
No.2583227
wish gleepy still messaged kickwhores that was a good bit
No.2583228
i was outside today and in the parking lot i saw a gorgeous asian girl beautiful tanned brown skin a black skirt that came halfway up her thigh so when she turned to the side i could see her hamstring meat and a little front tied green midriff number for a top she was so sexy and she drove a corvette shes a girl i could never pull but wow i didnt know girl like that really existed
No.2583229
>>2583228she probably got brown nipples though
No.2583230
we are willing to settle for the harsh reality of brown nipples
No.2583233
in that "oh god what am i doing with my life" part of my day
No.2583234
i cant be the only guy that actually likes brown chocolate hershey kiss nipples can i
No.2583235
hol' up we dem birds!
No.2583236
>>2583233were playing wow bro!
No.2583237
bucsbros…
No.2583239
>succs
oh no no no!
No.2583240
>>2583238a football asian girlfriend? wow now that would make me happy
No.2583241
anyway to watch any of the games without using sus streams?
No.2583242
let russ cook man
No.2583243
hooo boy thats my nigga chase brown!
No.2583244
wrong chase wtf
No.2583245
greeeeeen 18
pink watch the blitz watch the blitz!!!
set hut!
omaha omaha
set hut GO
No.2583246
IM GOING TO GO WACKO CRAZY MODE MAN
No.2583248
chase bank? yeah im thinking of opening an account there
No.2583251
it says nothing playing bro did i get hacked?
No.2583252
nvm its working
No.2583253
hol up that bad bad man aaron rodgers got the touchdown!!!
No.2583254
oh damn just in time to see a rodgers td
No.2583255
its over for hololive
theyre cooked
No.2583256
>>2583255they announced theyre picking up arod next year bro they are back
No.2583257
dang i love football!!!
No.2583258
nfl redzone is some demonic shit
why cant people just sit down and watch the game
No.2583259
8 games at once
im overstimulated
No.2583260
did you guys see that pats player's shirt glitch out? we are in the friggen matrix!
No.2583261
i am getting a headache watching this redzone myself i like to watch the drive ya know and see how the oc and dc respond the cat n mouse game within the game in the booth you dont get that with redzone
No.2583262
is there a stream with just a single game? i wanna just see arod cook
No.2583263
we get overstimmed it’s our default mode
No.2583264
lil bro is cookin
No.2583267
uh oh stoolersbros…
No.2583268
garret wilson? fuck i put that nigger on my bench last minute!!!!
No.2583269
>>2583266*gets diabetes in 2 weeks*
No.2583270
high levels of sugar gives me erectile dysfunction i already eat too much i cant add more or ill never get hapa kids
No.2583271
damn this little white boy on the giants skatteboo is a pit bull he’s goin sicko mode
No.2583272
oh no no no we got a fight!
No.2583274
>>2583271i saw that nigga in his last college game he went crazy in that i forgot all about it until you reminded me hes crazy bro!
No.2583275
>>2583271thats why i drafted his crazy white ass bro!
No.2583276
oh fuck bros its mega sharpedo raid day!
No.2583278
this gainwell nigger does not gain very well!
No.2583280
heh
No.2583281
>>2583262you can go
>>2583250and pick any of the
13:00 games
No.2583282
oh no no no dem dolphins dropped the ball!
No.2583283
thanks ballbro im in the steelers game
No.2583284
chili update? do i have time to queue again id like to run down a game to destress if there is time
No.2583286
europeans be like ‘oh man that looks delicious’
No.2583287
*eats tomato slices on cookies*
No.2583288
looking good zii
No.2583290
although i am peepin that ps2👀
No.2583291
>>2583284yeah i just finished all the bacon
the onions are cooking
i got like another 30 minutes to go until simmertime
No.2583292
we love ps2 here especially ace combat ratchet clank gran turismo madden 2001 etc
No.2583293
reminder that i dont like when chili has too many red beans and not enough meat
No.2583294
i dont love anything
No.2583295
i love asian women
No.2583296
no you dont you just lust for them you dont even know what love is you defective little cretin
No.2583298
>>2583285lookin good gleep
No.2583299
i love :
football
america
latinas
batman
No.2583300
i know what love is lilpup and i most definitely love asian girls
No.2583301
why cant they make grimdark zelda games man
at least make them look like majoras mask or twilight princess why does everything have to be shiny and bright and telling us that were too old to play taht shit
No.2583302
>>2583285apples and bread with choco cream goes hard
No.2583303
>>2583297i love football
i love asia
i love asians
i love batman
No.2583304
>>2583293zero beans all meat
i posted the approximate recipe earlier
No.2583305
i love men
No.2583307
moids should be made to suffer
No.2583308
this dolphins qb sucks. they should just get tannehill back or something.
No.2583309
brain real slow trying to do math or spell without autocorrect. but i mentally declined before getting into a career…
No.2583310
>>2583308he has extreme brain damage, it’s not his fault
No.2583311
i love propositional logic
No.2583312
i
do not care
No.2583313
i like series
No.2583314
whats propositional logic is that were you propose something
No.2583315
my favorite series?
i cant decide between the taylor series and world of warcraft (classic)
No.2583316
for me its the wow funko pop series
and that laura palmer one
No.2583317
my favorite series? thats a really tough one im not sure
No.2583318
noticing alot of my jav starlets have those scars underneath their boobs from the breast implants they cant do anything about that? they all have these scars man
No.2583319
>>2583151such is life. the cunning and deceitful rule and are worshipped. most every one else is a beast of burden for them
No.2583321
just admit engineer 1s and 0 robot brained dudes dont know anything about design they are beasts of burden and they need to be guided in order to do anything truly great its not deceitful or cunning to whip an ox into being productive its called leadership and man needs it just like animals
No.2583322
*be me, le steve jobs*
*fires a guy because he didnt draw the menu bar text section for font selection on a whiteboard for a program that hasnt been made yet*
No.2583324
ok but being able to subjectively decide what will be popular and sell millions and what will not is infinitely harder than typing in some determinate code
No.2583325
we seriously need to start giving dsp our money
No.2583326
its about vision its about commitment if youre not committed to the vision why should you be on the team? every company should run like that
No.2583328
i love bill on his podcast but i hate his standup, too many "yaknows" and "alrights"
No.2583329
hoo boy new georgie and mandy?
love those shorts
No.2583330
im over bill he hasnt been funny in more than a decade
No.2583331
admit it the serf tilling the fields needs the king's leadership. he doesnt need to know shit about crop rotation or planting
No.2583332
the entire reason that every phone doesnt come with a sick as hell cool stylus is because "visionary" "innovator" and disabled retard steve jobs was like "durr who would want a stylus?" in his stupid ted talk
I WANT A STYLUS YOU STUPID FUCK I DONT WANT MY FUCKING FINGERPRINTS ON THE SCREEN THE 3DS SURE AS HELL PROVED YOUR ASS WRONG YOU DEAD NIGGER
No.2583333
thats why you dont get it right there. that analogy. steve was trying to rein in utilitarian workerbees, farmers, like you rightfully compare them to, and trying to get them to create art. and not just art, but innovative and useful and enriching art that would bring mankind as a whole further down the line of technological progress. the king asking for 10 bushels is not asking for anything in the same stratosphere as what jobs was asking of those animals hes a genius for getting them to do even half of what he wanted
No.2583334
styluses are gay/lame get outta here
No.2583335
ya but then you lose your stylus and you just know if apple did styluses you could only buy their replacement applestylus for $80
No.2583336
>>2583333okay but the actual operating system everyone whos smart uses is linux and that was made by some guy in his college apartment so your analogy is kind of falling apart here
No.2583337
you can actually get styluses for your iphone if you want one but you dont even know they sell them because guess what steve was right nobody wants them
No.2583338
i would prefer if youd be quiet
No.2583339
bro who are you even talking to
No.2583340
>>2583336and the last consumer electronic innovation came from the mind of steve jobs and the phone in your pocket is either a steve jobs product or inspired and copied from his whats your point
No.2583341
ugh nerds
No.2583342
>>2583340lil bro if the engineers at apple didnt come up with the tech for touchscreen then somebody else inevitably would have it wasnt something that steve jobs genius iq innovator came up with that nobody else could have possibly done. what he probably did is just hired a few guys who were already working on something like that. and any other company could, and did, end up hiring people like that to make their own stuff
No.2583345
>>2583327ghandi was a ped tho
No.2583346
ghandi
gandhi
potato potaato
No.2583347
>>2583342>they would havenobody did. that's the point. not until jobs. innovation isnt about letting the slow creep of progress come from somebody else its about making the future happen right now. youre just like woz you literally just dont get it
No.2583348
all those faggot rent seekers you worship can suck my nigger dick
No.2583349
toot i’m overstimmed
No.2583350
>>2583347>not until jobs.*not until technology has progressed to the point where something like that would be feasible, and not until apple had the resources in order to capitalize on said opportunity
No.2583351
i had the craziest thing happen during my midday neet nap i was dreaming that i woke up but that was also a dream
No.2583352
somebody just used commie language
No.2583353
you mean it was all a dream?
No.2583354
>>2583351dirty communist rat!
No.2583356
>>2583350and yet consumer electronic innovation has come to a complete halt after his death if your point of view reflected reality wed have hundreds of innovations by now in the decade since his death but there's been nothing hmm almost like a visionary is what actually moves things forward and not technical 1s and 0s on a spreadsheet
No.2583357
even if i woke up and realized id dreamt the last 10 years id probably do it all over again
No.2583358
id change one or two things but yeah
No.2583359
youre telling me i dreamed the last 5 wow expansions?
No.2583360
>>2583357and still be an esl retard
No.2583362
that bad man aaron godgers with the lil flip for the tuddy
No.2583363
my niggers are in recline
No.2583364
is this guy really pissed off that steve jobs invented the touch screen?
just deal with it man and move on
no one cares
No.2583365
>bro the hz went up!
when steve jobs unveiled the ipod and the iphone, he didn't unveil a motorolla with more hertz you gigantic fucking retard he unveiled an actual revolutionary product god you engineered brained computer boneheads are so clueless literally like talking to woz right now you actually fundamentally just do not and cannot understand what jobs did
No.2583366
The invention of the touchscreen is credited to Eric A. Johnson, who developed the first finger-driven capacitive touchscreen in 1965 for use in air traffic control. While Johnson laid the groundwork for the capacitive touchscreens used today, other key figures and developments also contributed significantly to the technology's evolution. For example, Samuel Hurst invented the resistive touchscreen in 1971, a technology still used in ATMs and other devices.
Key figures and their contributions
Eric A. Johnson
(1965): Developed the first finger-driven capacitive touch screen at the Royal Radar Establishment in the UK, detailing its functionality in a published article.
Samuel Hurst
(1971): Invented the first resistive touchscreen, a technology that relies on pressure and is still found in devices like cash registers and GPS systems.
CERN engineers
(early 1970s): Developed a transparent capacitive touch screen, which was later manufactured by CERN and utilized starting in 1973.
No.2583367
the steve jobs glazing gives me the ick.
No.2583368
you niggers are insufferable
No.2583370
>>2583366wheres their touchscreen consumer electronic with a touch screen *waits forever and dies* oh thats right they never made one
No.2583371
>>2583318they shouldve gotten the tits that go in at the armpit. it hides the scar
i think
No.2583372
>>2583360whats esl about that post man
but yea im esl and proud
No.2583373
the iphone is such a revolutionary piece of technology that everyone just calls cell phones iphones now
just like all game consoles are called nintendos
No.2583375
the steve jobs worship has to be a bit nobody seriously believes this
No.2583376
*touches a screen*
omg this is sooooo different than touching a keyboard
No.2583377
can someone shove the nerds in a locker or something
No.2583378
>>2583375nobodies worshiping him
you are just blindly hating the guy
next you are going to claim jeff bezos didnt revolutionize online shopping and someone else would have made amazon
No.2583379
woz brained nigger ass moron the consumer electronic landscape that jobs created has not been changed at all since his death that is a fact for all your talk of hz and this or that, nothing innovative, nothing revolutionary, has come since his passing silicone valley is filled with engineers and numbers guys and technical guys, probably more than during steve jobs time, and yet theyve done nothing to innovate the space
No.2583380
hoo boy dem niggers at metlife are getting real buck wild!
No.2583381
>JUSTin fields
No.2583382
my favorite jobs device is the ipod
the 2004 model with that click-touch wheel? that was awesome
No.2583384
>>2583378lil bro pets.com was already amazon in miniature. you literally are incapable of understanding that nobody you're worshipping actually did anything special they just happened to be in the right places in the right time with the right amount of money and with the right amount of technological development. literally nothing else matters and anything resulting from the personality quirks of these people is just coincidental to the fact that they were just at the right place at the right time
No.2583385
>>2583384yeah bro we get it basically tldr you could have invented amazon and the iphone
lmao
No.2583386
proud esl
No.2583387
ugh wish i was in the right place at the right time with the right amount of money and was a billionaire as a result
No.2583388
naaaaah
naaaaaaaaaah im not reading all this you niggas trippin
get tf outta here with these essays
No.2583389
esl niggers should be forced to wear a giant patch with the letters ESL on their shirts
No.2583390
*worships jobs*
nobody is worshiping him
No.2583391
>s-someone else would have done it
>nobody did
>10 years since jobs has been dead nobody has filled his spot
so wheres that mythical guy who "would have done it anyway" now exactly innovating the consumer electronic space? oh nowhere? cuz there isnt any? and when he finally comes youll say "hes not special someone else would have" THEN WHY ARENT THEY WHERE ARE THEY RIGHT NOW
moron
No.2583392
the niggers are still nigging
No.2583393
>>2583387they both started both companies out of their garages man
No.2583394
>>2583393i dont have a garage man
No.2583395
>>2583394it's literally over
No.2583398
the anti jobs guy is one of those brain dead tech niggers that probably thinks the curry nigger indian running microsoft is doing the same quality jobs as bill gates and could have revolutionzed computing with windows xp and such just the same
No.2583399
dick riding for jobs
you are NOT allowed to disagree with my god or ill schizo walls of text
No.2583400
garugamesh
No.2583401
windows xp did revolutionize computing way more than apple ever did you dumb nigger. literally all futiger aero nostalgiabait is about early windows aka the computers everybody actually used. apple is and always has been the rich faggy hipster brand
No.2583402
reminder the guy gates bought DOS from could have sold it and been bill gates but he–wait for it–didnt have the vision to do so and got scammed you wozheads will never understand that and the best you can hope for is to be the tech guy to a jobs or get raped and stolen from by a bill but the one thing you will NEVER do with your technical analytical mind is actually innovate anything no you will always be shepherded and forced to do it by people who are actually smarter than you are
No.2583403
tech niggers only understand big number weewoo cpu and not the practical use and design of the technology which is infinitely more important which is why steve jobs was so revolutionary because the guy was basically a normie that wasnt retarded and understood that consumers are autistic tech guys that want to use the command line interface on their phones to make a phone call
No.2583404
i dont care about any of this
No.2583405
led zeppelin frutiger aero af
No.2583406
the linux revolution is next
No.2583407
>>2583401so all this hatred stems from you never being able to afford an iphone
lol got it
No.2583410
apple was the faggy hipster brand until it became the default brand under jobs you dont become the first trillion dollar company if youre only selling to faggy hipsters you do that by being number one in the space
No.2583412
>>2583410>becomes a trillion dollar brand off of tricking rich faggy hipsters into buying a new phone every yearokay but lets talk about people who actually did something impressive next
No.2583414
clean
clean
No.2583415
the computers really did go wrong when they made them for niggers if you think about it
No.2583416
i am tell you sirs steve job no good
now gentlesir nadella he is best ceo
No.2583418
steve jobs was so revolutionary that he stole tech from xerox parc and branded it as his own and then he stole more tech from CERN and combined it with the tech from xerox parc and branded that as his own too and now people are still eating that shit up and claiming he was some revolutionary genius
No.2583419
sundar pichai sir best greatest ceo
No.2583421
steve jobs no good sirs
is to many rupee for iphone sirs
No.2583422
clean
cleann
No.2583423
>>2583419*redeems that ass*
No.2583425
where is cerns iphone bro
No.2583426
cleann
clean
No.2583427
google most indian gentlemen working sir
google most good sir
No.2583428
jfc why do you have to be like this on a sunday
No.2583429
you are having a schizophrenic melt down about indians because some one showed steve jobs didnt do anything with evidence
No.2583432
clean
clean
No.2583434
hate when all the football is at halftime
No.2583435
>>2583429the iphone existing is the evidence you stupid nigger
No.2583436
>with evidence
lol
No.2583437
>>2583431ok but can you withdraw it?
No.2583438
>>2583433thats a gigantic blocky piece of shit
its not even a colored lcd screen and the iphone is like 1/4 the size man
No.2583439
>>2583433nigga really see this and says "oooga this is basically iphone"
No.2583440
nobody wants to use a blocky piece of shit bro youre so woz brained
No.2583441
im jobs coded
No.2583444
>>2583442its so over for you man lmao
No.2583445
i think im just gonna watch the lunar eclipse instead
No.2583446
>>2583443+1 woz was so myopic
No.2583447
*realizes that chips have been getting smaller and more powerful for the past 60 years*
*puts a smaller and more powerful chip into a small phone so it can run a more powerful os*
*adds a touchscreen that other people came up with*
*gets lauded as a genius*
No.2583448
oh no no no!
No.2583449
>>2583447if its so easy why didnt you do it
No.2583452
>>2583447so use current tech to make an even better phone than what he did a decade ago if its so easy then pitch your idea and make billions
No.2583453
>>2583447you should notice the current trends and exploit them to become a billionaire bro
No.2583456
>>2583455you are the retard man
you only understand numbers
not people
which is entirely useless because a calculator can do the same thing
No.2583457
personally dont think moores law is out of it yet because we still havent achieved mainstream sub nanometer which is supposed to come by 2030
No.2583458
>>2583456you not being capable of understanding numbers is why you look like such a retard rn and are embarrasing yourself just fyi
No.2583459
>>2583455did i say anything about microprocessors?
you can notice the trends in literally any product in any field
just do it and become a billionaire man
No.2583460
its crazy how exactly like woz this guy is he doesnt understand the same things the real woz didnt understand about the real jobs there's something about these computer brained numbers guys that just prevents them from truly seeing anything but 1s and 0s
No.2583461
man i really should have started garret wilson lol
No.2583462
scott the woz?
No.2583463
the wizard of oz
No.2583464
i cant tell if im being baited or if im actually posting with this level caliber of retard and that they seriously cant grasp that the reason it seems like tech has stagnated is because microprocessor tech literally has stagnated and they arent getting 2x faster and 2x smaller every two years like they used to and not because disabled retard steve jobs died
No.2583465
were going up up up its our moment
No.2583466
>>2583464you can't argue with retards man
No.2583467
yeah bro its all the microprocessors once the numbers on the graph reach critical mass theyll spontaneous arrange themselves into an iphone without any direction from anybody jesus christ what a clown lol
No.2583468
actually its really easy to argue with retards
No.2583469
damn russell wilson fuckin sux!
No.2583470
lil bro keeps talking iphone this iphone that even though this is an android comm
who invited the macfag?
No.2583472
>>2583469i was just wondering who he plays for now
No.2583473
i would never use a android or a windows labtop
that shit cheeks
No.2583475
>>2583472giants and hes not cookin
No.2583476
>>2583471he picked off tuah and dropped the seizure celly
No.2583477
androids are a serious ick
No.2583478
IBM was making 2nm chips in 2021 and theyre partnered up with japan to make 1nm chips by the end of the decade and then theyre even talking about getting to 2 dimensional transistors by 2035
No.2583480
>>2583471lmao damn the griddy has changed
No.2583481
giants country… lets ride
No.2583482
a large part of why everything is shit now is because tech bros think they can "disrupt" every industry by just busting into it, not listening to the real experts because "they know more" and then just ruin it for everyone
No.2583483
wait scattabubu and russ linked up?
No.2583484
>>2583482i agree with this but does this paint jobs in a good or bad light
No.2583485
>>2583460its because i strongly believe in eugenics and retards that are too stupid (like you) that need to computers to be babyproofed in order to understand them should be culled or at least prohibited from using computers. ideally computers would be the domain of some sort of global church like in the wh40k where computing is an explicitly religious activity and you have to consult like your local parish for your computer needs so that smart people who are intelligent enough to handle the command line can take care of the people, in a true way that is in alignment with the spirit of christ and the computer, and not in a niggerfied goyslop way
No.2583486
>i love coding and using the command line so much it should be a religion
jesus christ lol
No.2583487
cool joe flacco with the tuddy
No.2583488
>>2583486im sorry your negro-judaic skin can't handle the whiteness of my words
No.2583489
you just cant handle the irrefutable fact that someone that didnt even know how to code was smarter than every engineer in silicone valley and he alone was the engine of innovation for decades and not some wozhead numbers guy
you fundamentally and irredeemably just DO. NOT. GET. IT.
No.2583490
man i wish steve jobs was still alive
No.2583491
unreal that you niggers are still talking about this shit
No.2583492
i bet steve jobs was a huge ai guy
No.2583493
yeah it was totally steve jobs and not the rapid and consistent increase of microprocessor speeds
No.2583494
steve jobs wasnt an ai guy he was pro human
No.2583495
steve increased my microprocessor speed??
No.2583496
theres a reason tech jobs are being outsourced to india and not real jobs like the trades and healthcare
just saying
No.2583497
crazy how much easier it is to laugh when im drunk
wish i wasnt burdened with 130 iq
No.2583498
if steve was still alive the apple vision would be strapped on our faces right now that’s for sure
No.2583499
wheres the jobs now in 2025 bro where did he go in the years following jobs death oh there isnt one and processor speed has nothing to do with innovation and it only comes from a revolutionary individual with true vision and not just numbers go up spreadhsheet shit got it cool cool
No.2583500
>>2583496yeah and theres a reason airplanes are falling out of the sky retard
No.2583502
>>2583497+1 i hate being high iq in a retard's world
No.2583503
>>2583499i think this guy is right
No.2583504
airplanes do be falling out of the sky
No.2583505
>>2583500because of boeings uninterruptable autopilot yeah
No.2583506
the steve jobs of 2025?
his name?
sam altman.
No.2583507
>>2583501wow shes gorgeous…
No.2583508
>>2583500because tech bros are ruining the aviation industry
No.2583510
>>2583364hes been on it for 2.5 days now after we casually mentioning being into jobs biopics
what an asshole
No.2583511
i would argue joe rogan is more like our steve jobs
No.2583512
>>2583508name one tech bro vc-funded aviation company
No.2583515
heck none of my nfl redzone restreams are working i guess i cant watch football this year
No.2583516
PHYSICAL REMOVAL
No.2583517
grok make her fat and bald
No.2583518
>>2583509>>2583513how many nanometers does wony have on her touchscreen
No.2583519
dad cant figure out how to work the new tv eventhough i explained it to him yesterday
No.2583520
>>2583517she already is lol
No.2583522
lol yeah wony did let herself go its such a biblical downfall
No.2583523
>>2583521shes too pretty to be using an android
No.2583524
tech has actually been stagnant for 30 years because of steve jobs and the fact that he convinced people that everybody has to be designed for the lowest common denominator retard. imagine how far ahead we would be if computers were designed for smart people to do smart things with
No.2583525
>>2583523+1
was gonna say she cute but the andriod icked me out bigly
No.2583526
>>2583519steve jobs woulda make a tv thats simple to use with like one button
No.2583527
>>2583513bro why is she eating mold
No.2583528
>>2583519he should be forced to use a command line interface to operate it or be killed
No.2583529
koreans do be eating weird shit live live squids and mold and rotten fish
No.2583531
>>2583524lil bro would be using a computer in a wood box he built himself
No.2583533
steve was not a lowest common denominator retard if he was he wouldnt have removed the cd thing from his laptops or the headphone jack from his iphones steve rose the consumer up to where they didnt yet know they wanted to be, he never pandered god you actually just dont get what he did do you
No.2583535
>>2583532i need an asian gf i can do this with
No.2583536
>>2583530yes sir so bloody what sir you fucking bloody
No.2583538
>>2583534that one floppy slice of mango is literally me
No.2583539
clean
clean
No.2583540
>>2583535we'll get there…
No.2583541
*removes the headphone jack so people are forced to buy my expensive wireless earbuds*
i am genius
No.2583542
>>2583537thats a bit too jungly for me
No.2583543
>>2583538you ruin everything
no one else is fucking up
No.2583544
she has jungly skin but not a jungly face thats the sweet spot
No.2583545
>>2583541honestly that was a pretty cool move the wireless tech really got better after that
they basically shaped the future and i used to be a big hater of that move
No.2583546
>>2583541my brand new macbook air has a headphone jack lil bro sounds like a you problem
No.2583548
wasn’t the headphone jack removal a tim apple thing
No.2583549
>>2583545you are such a goycattle little slave its insane
No.2583550
>>2583521baldingsisters….
No.2583551
its crazy how much of a genius steve jobs was that even now decades after his death people are still misunderstanding him
No.2583552
this guys hate for apple revolves around him being too lazy to get a job so hes too poor to afford any apple products
No.2583554
throw the dang ball to jamarr chase NOW
No.2583555
at least apple is doing cool shit unlike microsoft and google
the only thing googles done in the last decade has been making those huge buttons for phone uis and those disgusting people drawings
No.2583556
dads such a retarded nigger he cannot be trusted with anything
No.2583557
wish mac’s could game then i wouldn’t need any microshit on anything
No.2583558
crazy that the standard for doing cool shit in this guys mind is releasing the same phone every year for 20 years
No.2583559
microsoft did that cool thing where they moved all their rnd and shit to israel so we can get spied on more easily lol
No.2583560
>>2583534who's in charge of eating, liz?
No.2583561
please
stop
im
begging
you
guys
No.2583562
don't tell me you faggots are into the whole apple ecosystem shit
No.2583563
ive had enough retard for today waiter
No.2583565
redpill me on the apple ecosystem shit
No.2583566
>>2583562yea i am
they make the best shit
No.2583568
yall talking about steve jobs when you niggas aint got no jobs
No.2583569
yall talking about bill gates when yall aint got no bills!
No.2583570
dad new he had an account already for whatever streaming service
clicked "create account" and put all of his information in
complained that it told him he already had an account
said there was nowhere to log in
told that retarded nigger to click open app and the sign in button was right there
No.2583571
>dad new he
No.2583572
KNEW OK KNEW DADS RETARDED ASS AND ALL THIS JOBSPAM IS PISSING ME OFF
FUCK YOU NIGGERS
No.2583573
>dad new he
oh no no no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No.2583574
youre either with us jobsheads or youre against us
No.2583576
wish i had some child and scat porn i could spam the thread with rn
No.2583577
if steve jobs was so smart why did he die from cancer
No.2583578
>>2583570youre so cooked
its over
No.2583580
>>2583579yeah man we’re jobsheads
No.2583582
https://x.com/MLB/status/1964542044556427713why cant professional baseball players hit 30mph ducks
No.2583583
that bad bad man with another tuddy!!
godgers is back!
No.2583584
>>2583560liz do be a fatty and nobody really cares because shes nobodys bias
No.2583585
>>2583577cause he thought he was smarter than doctors and acupuncture + herbs were gonna cure him
No.2583586
>>2583582he got hit with the braintwister
No.2583588
>>2583581i like that kind of shiny thin hair asian girls have sometimes
No.2583589
gay-won
No.2583591
OH NO NO NO NO NO JEETSBROS
No.2583592
>>2583083wheres the headache pressure point
No.2583593
>>2583590which reminds me i should get a nose job
No.2583595
>>2583588is that unattainable and based on genetics or…
No.2583596
hooooooo buddy
aaron with another dime
No.2583597
my sit down air stinky
No.2583598
that baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad man
No.2583599
>>2583595i wish i knew to me its just one more mystery of the east
No.2583600
you guys are posting a lot
No.2583601
its sunday man!
No.2583604
yea i’m ultra overstimmed i can’t calm my fat white ass down
No.2583605
im pretty amped myself actually
No.2583607
hoooo boy its the witching hour in the nfl red zone!
No.2583608
thats it its mega sharpedo time
No.2583610
if i had an asian girlfriend id grab her hands and jump around with her
No.2583611
just saw a blood moon
No.2583612
heard if you go to colombia your neck hurts a lot
No.2583614
we need to unlock the mysteries of the east
No.2583616
we need to unlock the map of the eastern kingdoms
No.2583618
mysterious eastern asian wife slowly teaching us her ways over the course of a lifetime of marriage…
No.2583619
homework tiem
No.2583620
>>2583613the shamans hooked him up
No.2583621
gmsm
No.2583623
>>2583622YOU CAN JUST DO THAT?!?!
No.2583625
Plus she voted for it. It's just part and parcel of the vibrant multicultural city (full of niggerdickband ethnic food delivered via DoorDash) that she wanted. So I guess you could also say she died doing what she loved. If she could speak from heaven, which is certainly where all nigger-loving white women go, she would definitely tell you that
>not all niggers are like that
and that her nigger boyfriend was one of the
>good ones
Rest in peace, modern white woman, rest in peace.
No.2583626
this guy just posted a tweet from the vibrant altlite community on x dot com
No.2583628
oh no no no brownies!
No.2583631
no food for you fattie
back to training your little dances
No.2583633
thread just got really bad
No.2583634
>>2583633jesus christ let him post a tennis link you dont have to click it
No.2583635
no man the tennis is fine
No.2583637
the tennis is NOT fine
No.2583638
we got 2 spicy games!
No.2583639
holy fuck what was that catch rodgersbros!
No.2583640
hope rodgers can win this one hes earned it
No.2583641
cant believe nobody drafted that bad man
No.2583642
i wouldve drafted him if the draft was schdeduled for an hour earlier
No.2583644
wonder which of you retard niggers took ja'nigger chase with your first pick
No.2583645
ah yes bill gates the guy who tried to kill us all during the scamdemic and is now trying to get us to drink shit water what a guy
No.2583646
>>2583643toot ban this fucking nigger already
No.2583651
hooooooooooooooo boy third down for that bad man aaron rodgers
No.2583653
redzone really kicked in
No.2583654
oh no no no!
No.2583655
THE QUAD BOX HOLY FUCK IM GETTING OVERSTIMULATED!!!!!!
No.2583656
*gnashes teeth*
*thrashes around*
*bonobo howls*
No.2583657
you give rodgers a kicker and hes gonna win 12+ games its as simple as that
No.2583659
>>2583649sanas visuals are no joke even tho shes a proper noona now
No.2583660
>SUCCS
OH NO NO NO!
No.2583661
>JESTS
oh no no no!
No.2583662
were pretty much noonas ourselves
No.2583663
DAMN THAT NIGGA GOT LIT UP
No.2583664
hooo boy now that was a collision
No.2583665
now thats some steelers d
No.2583666
niggers are so violent i could never do that
No.2583667
i could do that
No.2583668
cant wait to watch the arod post game press conference after that one
No.2583669
COME HERE NIGGER BOY ITS TIME TO COLLIDE
No.2583670
hoo boy we got loins packers next
No.2583671
LET THAT NIGGER BAKE!!!!!!!
No.2583672
wonder if my wmaf romance novel arrived yet
No.2583674
white male african female
No.2583675
>>2583673their baby is gonna look retarded
No.2583678
>>2583677i'd be a rich man
No.2583679
oh no no no no birds bros!!!
No.2583680
OH NOOOOOO HE GOOKED IT!!!!!!!
No.2583682
what a character i cant wait to follow his story line
No.2583685
they are among us
No.2583686
my nigga kraft already got a tuddy!
No.2583687
He started going bald at 18. His shocking wig video went viral — and is inspiring others
No.2583689
>>2583687a huge inspiration to that guy here that hates steve jobs
No.2583692
my streams arent working…
No.2583693
good
No.2583695
whats really really really crazy?
the massive amount of sports nigger spam were in for the next couple of months
No.2583696
*cooks up an int*
No.2583697
>>2583695your sundays are cooked i'll give you that.
No.2583698
bro nix tossed the ball away
No.2583699
bunnyayumi is a snow bunny
No.2583701
did they release madden and stuff over in yurop like they had fifa over here
No.2583703
>>2583702god i want to reverse paizuri her while she tonguefucks my asshole
No.2583705
>not how that are like
No.2583706
>>2583704theyve grown since then lil bro
No.2583707
i fucking hate women
No.2583708
>>2583704she was a late bloomer
No.2583711
>>2583704this is a perfectly awesome size i dont know why she has to use trickery
No.2583712
steve jobs : (was)bald/balding
steve ballmer : bald as hell
jeff bezos : bald as hell
elon : balding (fixed)
me : balding
No.2583713
>>2583712damn your just like them….
No.2583715
my hair is only receding on one side just like dsp
No.2583716
>>2583709i forgot you can make deepfakes of people with a pic and a prompt now…
maybe i should try it
No.2583717
we really should be dedicating all our time to making hundreds of hours of bunny ai porno
No.2583719
>>2583718this how i feel right now
No.2583720
damn my detroit lions look like shit!
No.2583721
im currently dedicating my time looking for toroidal cores with high permeability and inductance factors
No.2583722
>>2583721*gives you a wedgie*
No.2583723
>>2583721sooo can you make porno with that or what
No.2583725
good night my little nigger darlings
No.2583726
>>2583724this could be huge
No.2583727
>>2583724imagine beating her to death
No.2583728
>>2583724ugh i wanna fuck her clownass
No.2583729
>>2583728SHE HONKS OUT OF THERE MAN
No.2583730
no she doesnt the honks come from the nose
No.2583731
stop clowning around
No.2583732
mom just sitting at the dinner table watching videos on her phone with the volume all the way up
No.2583735
>goof
oh no noono
No.2583736
>>2583733ugh getting a big hug from your cute little girl….
No.2583737
calm down sickzii
No.2583738
>>2583732join in, i bet shes got some funny ass videos on there
No.2583739
aint no way joe cool got me 8 fantasy points
real "cool" man
No.2583740
white ppl cant jump if you nam sayin
No.2583741
wish i could get hugs from my little hapa daughter
No.2583742
wait i thought the lions were supposed to be good
No.2583743
loinsbros oh no no no
No.2583745
wtf george kittle died
my fancy fotball season is over
No.2583746
>>2583745you are so cooked
No.2583747
bo nyx has -1.0 fantasy points man what the fuck!!!!
No.2583748
bo nyx assassin is getting ganked?
No.2583749
doink
No.2583751
this time i want
nigga
nigga nigga nigga
No.2583752
nfl redzone has to be the most brain damage you can possibly get by just watching a screen
its like one of those splitscreen hypno goon videos but with sportsball instead
No.2583753
>>2583752*runs directly at you at full speed to initiate a collision*
No.2583754
redzone used to be $5 a month it was the best value in entertainment
No.2583757
do they not show sports on regular tv anymore
No.2583760
regular tv is ad broadcasts for strip mining the very last money out of elderly with cooked brains
No.2583761
Lego announces its most expensive set ever with this $1,000 Star Wars Death Star.
No.2583762
remember when amlitzer complained that the auto-pick bot didnt pick him a good quarterback and then we told him that aaron rodgers was still available and he called us retarded and said aaron rodgers was trash
No.2583764
>>2583761i saw that its really not great
No.2583765
NIGGER