No.2580147
paige is the worst name for a girl
No.2580149
i have a cat on my lap
No.2580151
>>2580135roxbury
dorchester
(unliveable nigzones)
____
jamaica plain
somerville
watertown
alston/brighton
charlestown
mission hill
(affordzone)
—–
cambridge
brookline
newton
back bay
downtown proper
($zone)
No.2580152
>>2580146this is such a beautiful east asian beauty bro when the freak is it gonna be my flippin' turn already?
No.2580156
>>2580152its over
youre so cooked
No.2580157
>>2580138love this
>>2580148its a banger i had to use it
No.2580158
>>2580155this bitch makes out with her dog
No.2580160
im at my lowest i dont know if i can summon enough energy to lock in
No.2580161
really not fair that am doesnt wanna help me fix my life
No.2580162
>>2580158its just some quick popos man its nbd
No.2580164
id kiss her after she did that
id kiss her with the dog
id kiss the dog
No.2580165
dogs do be smoochin with tons of girls these days
No.2580166
id fuck the dog
No.2580168
>>2580151thanks, this is actually very helpful.
>>2580139what do you mean exactly?
No.2580170
id fuck that cat too
No.2580171
nobody is fucking tulip don't even start with that filth
No.2580172
charles glass gassed me up for back day but back day isnt for another 2 days
No.2580173
>>2580169that cat looks great
No.2580174
i donated to wikipedia
No.2580176
PLEASE let me smell your sweaty boot feet stank miss
No.2580178
is that the site where any rando can call in
No.2580179
>>2580175half of these are producers not cameramen though
No.2580180
>>2580160the lock can summon you man!
No.2580182
hooooooo boy 30 minutes until the niggers collide!
No.2580186
joe biden vs donald trump boxing match who got your money
No.2580188
>>2580183damn
bro looking rough
No.2580189
im so worn down
idk how much longer i can maintain video calls with this many asian women. I'm starting to mix them up, they're calling me at all hours of the day, they're sending me insane hidden videos while im at work.
being a passport bro isn't as easy as the media would lead you to believe. I'm actually starting to feel bad too.
No.2580190
Me? heh, well
i rape.
No.2580192
>>2580155that blanket looks epic
No.2580193
okay now post trumps swollen ankles (major heart problem) and black hands (major heart problem)
No.2580195
we need to plant more fucking trees!
No.2580196
>>2580194she needs to be beat, piercings taking out, and forced to get a real job
No.2580197
art baddies get me as bad as goths
i still prefer if they are asian though
No.2580198
President Donald Trump will sign an executive order on Sept. 5, changing the name of the Department of Defense back to the "Department of War."
No.2580199
>>2580195planted trees produce a fraction of the oxygen old growth trees produce the planted tree farms hardly contribute anything to planetary oxygen levels that is still majorly done by the few remaining patches of old growth forest and untouched rainforest (numbers dwindling every day the largest deforestation project in human history is happening right now in both malaysia and the amazon)
No.2580200
back in the day art was a real job
No.2580202
>>2580201they literally had people hired by churches and courts to paint pretty pictures man
No.2580204
even back in the day art wasnt a real job you needed a cardinal or some doge to front your shit and that was only for the cream de la creme the other sculptors? they piddled until they too had to get real jobs
No.2580205
wanna ask dad if its true white families used to have communal dinners and didnt divorce, but he just tell me to shut my white ass up and die of fentyal
No.2580206
>>2580202still not a real job
didnt produce any real value like food or housing
No.2580207
mom used to make us eat as a family and i thought it was lame af until i grew up and ate all my meals alone in front of the computer
No.2580208
*makes an adobe mud hut*
society is flourishing because of me?
No.2580209
you guys really dont appreciate how nice it is to go from walking around on a chip crumb covered floor all week to finally vacuuming that shit up
No.2580210
>>2580208you would be exiled for being a retard
No.2580211
what day are we talking about cause there was also a time when sculpting and painting was just another trade like you go to a school and churn stuff out as you learned
No.2580212
>>2580208yes now gather some berries and twigs and we got ourselves a regular golden age of commerce
No.2580215
yeah youd slave for the head guy and hed take credit for your shit while you painted backgrounds on your back for 18 hours a day the old artist guilds? think of them like glorified inbetweeners for anime projects we all hear about miyazaki this miyazaki that, but 99% of the panels in his movies were drawn by somebody else. that's how old art was
No.2580216
im going to college
No.2580217
how old does a forest have to be to count as an old growth forest
why do old growth forests make so much more oxygen compared to growing trees
No.2580221
>>2580217they dont make em like they used to
No.2580222
retards here dont understand photosynthesis
No.2580223
saw a tgirl walking down the street in a real thin dress and she was completely tented up im talking bonersville it was crazy
No.2580224
>>2580217size and the kind of tree they are. old growth trees are the slow growing guys, your red woods, your oaks, tree forests are relatively quicker growing guys but thing is their size is not as good. also its not just the tree, the old growth forest entire ecosystems are fucking pristine. they have everything from the canopy to the floor like a well oiled factorio zone they got ants clearing stuff up, they have all the middle management plants on the ground, and its like an oxygen producing mega zone. the newer trees dont have any of that at all
No.2580225
newer trees are messed up they need to work harder and stop playing around on they cell phones
No.2580226
and that kinda old growth ecosystem you literally cannot recreate that shit took literally tens, sometimes hundreds of thousands of rears to get going
No.2580227
speaking of tgirls i overheard this guy talking to a clocky alt tgirl about deltarune the other day
he said he just finished chapter 4 and it might be his favorite game ever
No.2580229
you should link that tranny chaser here he sounds interesting
No.2580231
i dont know if he already knew her or if he was just like score lemme talk to this tgirl about deltarune
No.2580232
yarvinheads this debate is seeming kind of awkward and they were activists chanting get this fascist off the stage that security had to escort out
No.2580234
>>2580233obviously he wants to marry you
No.2580237
yo youre an mnmbro? love them shits
No.2580238
>>2580235i ate a whole fam size bag of them yellow fuckers last night you heard
No.2580239
man i wish i could get blasted drunk rn
No.2580241
potatos are keto
No.2580242
>>2580233just temp marry or something idk man
im not gay so it wont be a problem for you just do it till we find asian gfs
No.2580243
family size mnms??
No.2580244
>>2580241only sweet potatoes or the small red potatoes
No.2580246
i love buying and eating mnms
No.2580247
we only buy mexican cokes now
No.2580249
>>2580245yooo thats fucked up fr
we used to be a country ong
No.2580250
whats the deal with europeans teeth
No.2580251
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO YARVINHEADS
No.2580252
europeans dont season they teeth
No.2580253
i feel like me and charli xcx would really vibe together
No.2580254
charli is like a 6/10 even by wfoid standards
No.2580255
i feel like charli xcx has some insane anal game
No.2580257
you just know she works out her pussy muscles
No.2580258
>>2580256is that the girl with the scissor tattoo
No.2580259
>>2580256*salutes my chaewon america flag*
hell yeah
No.2580261
honestly god was really cooking with the female asshole
No.2580263
maybe im old but i literally cannot tell the difference between 144hz and 240hz
No.2580265
>>2580263anything above 60hz is a meme
No.2580266
i dont really care about gaming anymore
or anything
No.2580267
almost 3 hours of lectures to watch ugh
i hate online courses
No.2580268
>>2580265the human eye cant even see past 30hz walt disney proved it in the 20s
No.2580269
shave your balls NOW
No.2580270
>>2580266*slides you the college application*
No.2580271
>>2580245they didnt switch to those you fucking moron its just a retarded fun size that stupid bitch women think looks cute inside packed lunches
No.2580272
>>2580267come on man we're in-person!
No.2580273
i dont know how
No.2580274
>>2580269YOU CANT FUCKING MAKE ME
No.2580276
since the college bros are here do you need to know math to pass that there sat
No.2580277
>>2580275come on man how are you going to meet people
No.2580279
>>2580272i have 2 in person ones i just took this online humanity so i can do all the gen eds in one semester
No.2580280
ALL THE THINGS SHE SAID ALL THE THINGS SHE SAID
No.2580281
>>2580276yeah prolly
i needed basic high school algebra to do the math placement test so i would assume they have that and higher on the sat
No.2580282
>>2580279damn
i signed up for an online ethics course too i had to take but i didnt realize that one doesnt start until october and only lasts for 2 months
No.2580283
ah… im fucked
No.2580284
half the test is math you fucking morons
No.2580285
and you know what we do on thursday nights
No.2580286
>>2580282i did some other gen eds this summer and all the summer courses are 6 week accelerated courses and it was low key nice but they were also the stupid throw away classes like public speaking and history
No.2580287
oh you know we jerkin our dicks hard tonight
No.2580288
they really dont prepare you that math is only about theorems and proofs after highschool
No.2580289
>>2580286yeh i put off my public speaking class until my last semester for my associates cuz i dreaded the stupid boring classes but it actually ende dup not being that bad since it was async online and i just had to record videos
No.2580290
>>2580286ugh no wonder we were constantly burdened with so many lil bro historical facts
it all makes sense
No.2580292
streameast fuckin sucks what a laggy piece of SHIT
No.2580293
but also i took a world history course and i did really good on my essays (you mightve seen my "done with my essay" posts) and after i graduated my professor came up after to talk to me and he said he really liked my essays and that he could tell i was passionate about history and that i could always talk with him if i felt like it
No.2580295
>>2580289my public speaking was in person but it ended up being more fun and way easier than i thought
also the prof liked us so much so she just gave us all 100s on the final project without making us do it
No.2580297
toot fucking ban the normies that think public speaking is fun
No.2580298
>>2580290i dont post history facts i barely remember anything i learned but i did ask for ww1 docs and someone linked me a cool one that i used for a paper (ww1 in color)
No.2580299
>>2580292all streaming services went to shit after drumpf took over
No.2580300
>>2580294a guy who worked on this show talked to my animation class in high school. told us the actor who played willie on the live action show was a cokehead
No.2580303
hol up we got dem boys vs dem eagles in 5 minutes!!!!!
yeaaaaaah here we goooo
No.2580304
https://baked.live/tv/widPhiladelphia Eagles vs Dallas Cowboys
No.2580305
>>2580302not loading fo rme man
No.2580310
hol up little caesars has two large pizzas for $4.99 each with online code pizzapizza!
No.2580311
this drunk foid is ruining the vibes of the yarvin debate
No.2580312
lil c's is bussin fr
No.2580313
cobes used to call it lil squeezers
No.2580314
motownphilly back again
No.2580315
cobes…………………………………….
No.2580316
>>2580314ok what prompted you to post this because that song was stuck in my head earlier
No.2580317
Trump Admin considers rules to exclude trannies from buying firearms under existing laws which disqualify the mentally ill.Trump Admin considers rules to exclude trannies from buying firearms under existing laws which disqualify the mentally ill.Trump Admin considers rules to exclude trannies from buying firearms under existing laws which disqualify the mentally ill.Trump Admin considers rules to exclude trannies from buying firearms under existing laws which disqualify the mentally ill.Trump Admin considers rules to exclude trannies from buying firearms under existing laws which disqualify the mentally ill.Trump Admin considers rules to exclude trannies from buying firearms under existing laws which disqualify the mentally ill.
No.2580318
>>2580316dont worry about it
No.2580319
>>2580318not too hard
not too soft
No.2580320
get these brothas off the stage lets kick the ball off!!! its football season!
No.2580321
>>2580316they are singing the national anthem in philly rn
so it is literally back
No.2580322
>>2580317i read this entire post and i think its just one sentence repeated like 20 times
No.2580323
WASHINGTON — In the wake of the latest deadly attack on a school by a transgender-identifying individual, President Donald Trump’s Justice Department is considering blocking trans-identifying people from buying firearms, The Daily Wire has learned.
“Individuals within the DOJ are reviewing ways to ensure that mentally ill individuals suffering from gender dysphoria are unable to obtain firearms while they are unstable and unwell,” one source inside the Justice Department told the Daily Wire.
The DOJ’s discussions center on the fact that those who identify as transgender suffer from gender dysphoria, a mental disorder, the DOJ source familiar with the conversations shared with The Daily Wire. […]
A DOJ spokesman would not comment on specific measures being considered, but said that a “range of options” are on the table.
“Under Attorney General Bondi’s leadership this Department of Justice is actively considering a range of options to prevent mentally unstable individuals from committing acts of violence, especially at schools,” the spokesman said.
Given the rise in transgender violence over the past decade, particularly aimed at school children, many on the right have argued that authorities should be taking a much closer look at the warning signs exhibited by transgender shooters.
Last week’s deadly shooting at Annunciation Catholic Church in Minneapolis, in which trans-identifying shooter Robin Westman killed two children and injured many more, has prompted calls from the right to investigate transgender domestic terrorism. The Daily Wire reported this week that the White House’s draft national security strategy on domestic terrorism will specifically address transgender violence.
No.2580325
boyz162men
No.2580326
>>2580324thanks bro the prof said she liked it and had never seen it used in a paper before
No.2580329
A panoply is a complete suit of armor. The word represents the Ancient Greek πανοπλία (panoplía), where the word πᾶν (pân) means "all", and ὅπλον (hóplon) means "arms". Thus, panoply refers to the full armor of a hoplite or heavily armed soldier, i.e. the shield, breastplate, helmet, and greaves, together with the sword and spear.[1]
As applied to armor of a later date, panoply did not come into use until the end of the 16th and beginning of the 17th century, and was then used of the complete suits of plate armor covering the whole body.[1]
Because a panoply is a complete set of diverse components, the word panoply has come to refer to any complete or impressive collection.
No.2580330
oh shit here come dem boys!
No.2580332
oh no no no!
No.2580333
hol up dem refs already getting involved
No.2580334
yarvinheads our opp is stumbling!
No.2580335
great start to the game
we dem fuckin boys
No.2580336
niggers in charge of not acting like animals for 6 seconds
No.2580337
hawk tuah and nword ball linked up?
No.2580338
keep trying to remember what it is i was going to do when i get the chance and oh yeah it was destroying my fucking hog
No.2580339
*spits on dak right in front of a ref 5 seconds into the game*
No.2580340
eagle tuah
spit on that dak!
No.2580341
panoply of illiterate retards
No.2580342
tick tock niggles!
No.2580343
>>2580198demonrats are gonna rename our department and gulf in 3 years…
No.2580344
we
dem
boys
No.2580346
>>2580345the white man marches on
No.2580347
HOW BOUT DEM COWBOYS
aaaAAAAhhHHHH
No.2580348
is d'antonious brown playing tonight
No.2580349
>dem niggles
oh no no no
No.2580351
gonna watch a wes anderson flick
No.2580352
h(anni pham)gf
No.2580353
>>2580351darjeeling limited?
No.2580354
its so over for you guys
youre cooked
No.2580356
>>2580355now that is a real za
that is it right there
fucking americans with your shitty americanized pies
No.2580358
id like the basil less cooked tbh
it should be put on at the end
No.2580359
>>2580353looks like a good one
No.2580360
is that the one with natalie portmans boobs?
No.2580361
oh no no no we got a fight!
No.2580362
we dem animalniggers
No.2580364
dem refs busy tonight already
No.2580365
dall ass bros dem refs are screwing us!
No.2580366
>>2580360idk i haven't' watched it..
No.2580367
gen z boss and a mini
No.2580369
i been fuckin heavy with chai lately
No.2580370
you coffee niggas too crazy
No.2580371
holiday spice mudtea
No.2580372
>>2580360thats the short movie thats related to darjeeling limited
hotel chevalier (2007)
No.2580374
>>2580373you're so fucking gross
No.2580375
love boobs in film so much
No.2580377
>>2580373you're so fucking fertile and breedable
No.2580378
streams are choppy for me!
No.2580379
man pages are cool but who has the time to read em all
No.2580380
ive been reading batman comic book
'the dark knight returns'
No.2580382
>>2580380thats not a comic book you dumb nigger its a movie!
No.2580384
>>2580380that's a good one
No.2580385
dark knight returns and year one are crucial batman comics
No.2580386
hol' up we dem boyz
No.2580387
dem boys dont quit
No.2580388
hi everyone
No.2580390
bikes are so cool
No.2580391
you should only read the 60s and 70s batman comics where his villains are like a guy with his skeleton on the outside who is always trying to dump toxic waste on stuff and a guy who looks like a racist chinese charicature whos been robbing gotham by putting hypnotic suggestions inside fortune cookies
No.2580392
there are some local comic book shops maybe i should save up some spending money and go buy comics
or are they going to be so overpriced that i should just buy off ebay or something?
No.2580393
Boxing legends Mike Tyson and Floyd Mayweather Jr. agreed to compete in an exhibition match next spring.
mike..
No.2580394
>>2580389i dont really mind jumping around, just wanted to read the frank miller ones first because i loved the swamp thing one he did
No.2580395
wish i lived in a place where i could ride my bike year round
No.2580396
>>2580395*slides you southern usa*
No.2580397
>>2580392downloading comics on your computer is free
No.2580399
>>2580392it's good to flip through the pages and price wise maybe you're avoiding shipping and condition surprises
No.2580400
>>2580397yea but owning things irl is cool too and i hate reading comics on the puter
No.2580401
*calls an ecumenical council*
No.2580402
*calls and eschatological council*
No.2580403
hol' up we dem birdz
No.2580404
good thing dem boys traded away the best pass rusher in the league
No.2580405
*calls an ecclesiastical council*
No.2580406
>>2580396they got big ass roaches tho
No.2580407
>>2580400yea but you can use the digitalshit to read everything and buy it later
No.2580408
amlitzer has that nword javonte on the bench 😂😂😂😂
No.2580410
>>2580396*gets run over by a lifted truck*
not so fast cyclist
No.2580411
>>2580407ive already read everything technically via the plot summary section on wikipedia
No.2580412
>>2580411fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you
No.2580413
>>2580412i hate him too (so much)
No.2580414
okay its settled tomorrow ill check out the local comic shop after classes
my maximum budget is realistically $45
No.2580415
>>2580414make sure you check out the smut section, get some big boob comics!
No.2580416
>>2580414bro check out absolute superman!
No.2580417
come on guys i only got $45 and theyre probably jews and charge like $20 for a 30 page comic
No.2580418
it might be kinda cool to read a series that is currently running like absolute superman
head on up to the comic book shop on release day
No.2580420
im too locked in to being dep to care about physical copies of things i can get free
No.2580421
the idea that old people are buying life insurance so the price of their funerals might not be a burden on people they care about really bums me out
No.2580422
>>2580421its especially crazy because you can just leave dead bodies in the forest for free or build a little raft and give them a viking funeral for free
No.2580423
our guy dak doin his thing
No.2580424
lil bro is bummed out
lil bro is gonna cwy
No.2580426
>>2580418i was thinking about doing the dc digital sub but apparently you got a wait 6 months for new stuff to be added
No.2580427
digital sub?
that sounds retarded
No.2580428
>dak
No.2580431
>>2580429lol
love dem 2hus
No.2580432
Absolute Superman is a recent comic book series from DC Comics that reimagines the character for a new imprint called the "Absolute Universe". Debuting in November 2024, this version of Superman is darker and more brutal than his traditional counterpart, driven by anger and the trauma of his Kryptonian origins.
Key differences of Absolute Superman
Arrival on Earth: Unlike the original Superman, who was sent to Earth as an infant, this version arrives as an adolescent. He was old enough to witness the downfall of his home planet, which left him traumatized and shaped his cynical worldview.
No Clark Kent identity: Because he did not arrive on Earth as a baby, Kal-El was never raised by the Kents. As a result, he has no mild-mannered "Clark Kent" alter ego and operates as Superman full-time. Without the Kents' loving influence, he lacks a stable human identity and his moral compass is based on his outrage over injustice rather than innate goodness.
Working-class origins: In this universe, the House of El was part of Krypton's oppressed Labor Guild, not its privileged Science League. Kal-El’s "S" symbol represents the downtrodden laborers of Krypton, and his core motivation is a furious determination to fight oppression.
New powers and weaknesses: The Absolute Superman’s powers function differently. He has to consciously control his abilities and uses an advanced AI named Sol, integrated into his high-tech armor, to manage his energy levels. He needs to recharge using a Kryptonian Sunstone device and is vulnerable at night. His suit also features a unique cape made of Sunstone dust that he can manipulate.
No.2580433
>>2580427if it was same day digital and a reasonable price like the shonen jump one i wouldve done it but alas it was not meant to be
No.2580435
>and his core motivation is a furious determination to fight oppression.
oh no no no no no no no they turned superman into woke commie slop
No.2580436
>>2580432ummm the kents are in absolute superman what kind of busted ai did you get this from
No.2580437
>BREAKING: Source tells me The Department of Justice is considering a move that would stop transgender individuals from owning guns. Multiple meetings within the DOJ have been held on this.
psychotranny are you seeing this?
No.2580439
cant believe we have comicbooknogs
No.2580441
>>2580435no thats the red son superman retard
No.2580442
>>2580421you think funerals should be free lil bro?
No.2580443
ladoodoo
No.2580444
im being followed
No.2580446
what does her tat say
No.2580447
i got the house to myself should i sing something
No.2580448
>>2580445ahh normal girl pubic hair isnt meant to be shown in this much light
No.2580450
im gonna keep on being that big belly boy
No.2580452
>>2580451yea yellow fever bros were discussing how she was perfect and and elf or something along those lines
No.2580454
>>2580421boomers love burdening people, they just worried their family gonna leave their ass at the morgue unclaimed
No.2580455
>>2580451stop spamming bitch
No.2580457
>>2580393the niggers spent all their niggerbucks already??
No.2580458
>>2580453saar putting up a good fight for a random middle aged guy that got tased 3x vs a cop
No.2580459
damn what was that girl that got arrested and was screaming like a demon that shit was hilarious
No.2580461
i love unix man
No.2580462
>>2580451yeah it made me wanna watch lotr again
No.2580463
>>2580461it give me headaches x__x
No.2580464
poop fart shit!
No.2580465
i willingly give my data to ai companies because it feels like im helping a good cause
No.2580466
>>2580463it gives me loveaches
No.2580467
>>2580466i hope i can feel that one day…
No.2580469
hundreds of whores flocked to D.C. when they reopened epstein after drumpf rebuffed his schizo supporters
what is the lie for these whores? 99.9%? 100%? will they stream their fairy tales on c-span and the pedo lamp shades?
No.2580470
why did i eat all those chips
No.2580471
>>2580467my suggestion? read papers and stuff you can find online written by oldschool bell labs unixheads and watch any talks that theyve given
No.2580472
dak sistas did we get too cocky?
No.2580473
THEY CALL ME CUBAN PETE
AND I'VE GOT STINKY FEET
No.2580474
maybe one day ill go linux on my desktop
but for now… windows 11….
No.2580475
im just like cuban pete…
No.2580477
>>2580474uninstall that bitch you tardbaby
No.2580478
>>2580476yea im watchin the mask lol
No.2580479
>>2580471been going through a book and creating basic bash stuff so far
>>2580471just do it
No.2580480
>>2580477but i play games with highly invasive anticheats that dont run on linux :\
No.2580481
>>2580480come on man who raised you why are you like this
No.2580483
oh no no no cowshits!
No.2580484
oh no not a little bit of lightning
No.2580486
>>2580485women love to lie up rape claims? remember? me too#?
No.2580487
weather delay… for an indoor stadium?
No.2580488
yeah thank climate change for that
No.2580489
breasts
No.2580491
wtf its going to be delayed until at least 1130!
No.2580492
>>2580264crazy this unfunny kike took credit for larry david and used his scam bucks to fuck 18 year olds women while goys build roads and schools
No.2580493
the biggest waste is that he just uses his vast fortune to buy porsches
No.2580495
tadaima~
No.2580499
girls are obsessed with fluids
No.2580500
when i was
No.2580502
women dont draw retard, too much work when you can swipe up or onlyfans then lay on your back
No.2580503
>>258050140% more for stuffed crust?
*wheeze*
No.2580504
i got $5 pizzas in my freezer.better than dominoes slop
No.2580505
ive heard lightskins tend to be viewed as "gay" by the black community because they were raised by a white mother. so perhaps a mulatto with black mom would.ä slay. but the type of black woman who dates white men seems quite distant from black culture as well. you will somehow have to knock up a ghetto negress, even better if you're not in the picture so he gets a proper black childhood experience
No.2580506
>>2580504nice but i dont have any of those
No.2580507
bro you can get a $5 pizza from little caesars for 5 bucks!
No.2580508
cant believe my family never got delivery za when it was still affordable and now ill never get to experience it
No.2580509
>>2580501i got that shit today bro!
No.2580510
>>2580487this retard thinks the eagles play indoors
No.2580511
skibidi toilet
No.2580512
crazy xoomers had a pizza night once a week ordering 2 large zas and a liter soda. at this rate new generation gonna be in bread lines renting one room
No.2580513
announcers are obsessed with these football players being amazing insane top level atheletes because they can sit down for 30 minutes and then play again
No.2580519
would you rather be strong enough to bend steel or jump enough to jump over tall buildings in a single leap
No.2580520
not enough information to make a choice
No.2580522
i would be the jumper
No.2580523
i suppose that being strong enough to bend steel has to be the choice for me
being able to jump over tall buildings seems like something that would get me killed within a week
No.2580524
we jump
No.2580525
bending steel is the more sensible option for sure
you could make a career out of it
No.2580526
theres no steel bending in the olympics
No.2580527
my bebder game
No.2580528
lets just say that im making interesting connections
No.2580529
can your connection lead me to a good career?
No.2580532
>>2580510sorry, i forgot philli fans are too poor to afford a roof over their heads 😂
No.2580535
>>2580514zii are you seeing this?
No.2580536
sick of people forgetting things
No.2580537
lets promise never to forget anything ever again
No.2580538
im doing bad and i need help
No.2580539
what if it was azumanga die-oh and they all died horrible deaths
No.2580540
>>2580539i would feel sad
No.2580541
in the past there would be people you could talk to and ask for help
No.2580542
https://youtu.be/TGf2q_-6pPs?t=140im freaking out at this wtf is going on
No.2580543
>dak poopshit
oh no no no!
No.2580544
let me preface this post by acknowledging that i am posting from stolen land belonging to the proud and noble native american peoples to whom it rightfully belongs, now with that out of the way
im gay
No.2580545
i can bend a steel spoon now, sounds like a genie wish
No.2580546
hol up here come dem boys!
No.2580550
here comes dem boyz down by 4 with 3 minutes to go!
No.2580551
>>2580548whats going on with the benches man
No.2580552
hol up..
No.2580553
my first round pick droppin a dak bomb
No.2580554
HOLY FUCK
No.2580555
>>2580551he's talking about them not having the middle armrest
not hostile = hobos can sleep on them
No.2580556
*throws into double coverage*
No.2580557
>>2580551oh you mean the bouncing? that's just ai stabilization
No.2580558
garfields eternal mindgoblin army dancing around the campfire inside your skull
No.2580559
FUCK
No.2580560
oh no no no cow girls
No.2580561
hoooooooooo boy 4th and 3 for the game
No.2580563
OH NO NO NO NO NO
No.2580564
>CDEEZ
No.2580566
that stupid nigger got his brain scrambled when his head hit the ground
No.2580567
>>2580547its annoying and imposing and disgusting and unwanted
fuck you dood
No.2580568
>>2580557oh is there a way to make everything bounce around like that like rubbery cartoons its kind of cool
No.2580570
dem boysbros we'll get em next week
No.2580571
threads hostile architecture gonna drive me to drink
No.2580572
>>2580567lil bruh responded to a booty pic ten minutes later
No.2580573
michael crichton was a tall mofo
No.2580574
i heard michael crichton is intelligence asset adjacent
No.2580575
its amazing they made such a banging movie out of the snoozefest that was the jurassic park book
No.2580576
i was today years old when i learned there was a jurrasic park book
No.2580577
i wear a shirt in the pool
No.2580578
only crichton book i read was the andromeda strain and it was anticlimactic as all hell
No.2580579
i havent been to a pool in twenty years
No.2580581
are his books too much science biology nerd stuff and not enough thriller
No.2580582
is chicago safe to visit
No.2580584
maybe if cd could catch a damn ball our man dak would have a better score
No.2580585
chicago is pretty safe
No.2580586
ive never been to chicago and im still alive so no probably not
No.2580587
one time my car broke down in this shady ass mexican part of southside chicago it was worse than anything ive seen in detroit
No.2580588
the detroit airport is better than the cleveland airport thats all i can contribute
No.2580589
actually i guess chicago isnt very safe and i just got used to it
No.2580590
good night
No.2580591
>>2580583we told you to pick up the bad man man!
No.2580592
ive only been to 3 airports but detroits was the best and seattles was the worst
No.2580593
>>2580588cleveland airport is fine but its pretty small
No.2580594
toronto airport is bad
laguardia is nice
No.2580595
guys dont google miley cyrus 2025
No.2580596
>>2580593name one worse airport youve been to
No.2580597
i seent it, boy shes cooked
No.2580598
>>2580596i dont fly often but i really didn't like the toronto or montreal airports
No.2580599
>RFK: “If you look at the studies of the Pfizer vaccine…the people who got the vaccine had a 23% higher death rate from all causes”
<JEW: “But that could be the disease itself”
>RFK: “Then the vaccine doesn’t work, does it?”
No.2580600
im anti-vax
No.2580601
toronto airport is mad expensive for parking
No.2580603
nodoka…
No.2580604
theres 2 toronto airports nigga
No.2580605
cant imagine flying to canada lol
actually vancouver looks pretty maybe id fly there
No.2580606
alberta or bust
No.2580607
fuck i couldve been playing bloons this whole time what have i been doing
No.2580608
im watching dunk
No.2580609
airportyap i snooze
No.2580610
you snooze? you lose!
No.2580611
airport brap
No.2580613
gross
No.2580614
https://x.com/MikeTyson/status/1963752949781500373man theyre really parading his corpse around again
No.2580615
i wish i wasnt scared of heights because ill never fly again in my life
even going up elevators and escalators freaks me out
No.2580616
allah akbar!!!
No.2580618
is 4 sodas a day too much
No.2580619
1 soda a day is too much
No.2580621
bring back porn parodies
No.2580622
>>2580617what the fuck am i even looking at
No.2580623
>>2580618my mom drinks at least 8 sodas a day and is fat as fuck
No.2580624
they make 0 calorie sodas man
No.2580625
those give you cancer retard
No.2580626
when is they coming out with 0 calorie beer yo
No.2580628
it is kinda crazy how unrealistic drinking 12 sodas in a day is but 12 beers in a few hours at night is no big deal
No.2580629
its called pop
No.2580631
that png is moving
No.2580632
>>2580631wake up youre in a coma
No.2580634
im watching the new terminal list show and it fuckin sucks!
No.2580637
why does rfk always sound like hes on the verge of crying
No.2580638
>>2580588the mural and the horse statue…
No.2580639
oh wait that was denver
No.2580641
>>2580636listen im just not getting the shot is all
No.2580643
niggers
No.2580644
grow up
No.2580645
what the heck gaimen gladiators pulled out of ti cause of some issue with their org i wanted to watch quinn lift the aegis
oh yeah ti is happening btw
No.2580647
rest of the album is shit too
No.2580649
damn this napfuck brain
No.2580650
its crazy how confused i am
No.2580652
its september 6th tomorrow which means we'll be 20% done with september and then its on to october!
No.2580653
we love halloween here
No.2580655
inshallah marrakesh shall hold
No.2580656
im a lot like el cid
No.2580657
im more like el barto
No.2580659
i heard you can give yourself an std if you jack off wrong
No.2580660
>>2580659you can definitely injure yourself
No.2580661
i jacked off too wrong and now it doesnt work
No.2580662
i want a bf
No.2580663
the item i bought off ebay has been lost in the mail for over a month now so to be nice i message the buyer to see if he can open a missing item claim with the post office since only he can then he hits me back with a snooty reply giving me the tracking # and says "obviously" i can be the one to do the missing package claim so im going to have to hit lil cocky bro with an ebay guaranteed refund tomorrow
No.2580664
hope you get your dildo soon bro
No.2580665
IM SO FUCKING SICK OF NIGGER ASS GOOGLE ASKING FOR MY LOCATION EVERY TIME I TYPE LITERALLY ANYTHING INTO IT FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
No.2580666
we're so cooked
its over
No.2580668
>>2580666speak for yourself lil bro
your last brain cell evaporated
not mine
No.2580671
thats a lot of unnecessary work just eat a steak
No.2580673
a steak is like $50 in trumps economy
No.2580674
pepeloni you know the pepeloni?
No.2580675
oh wah-ah-ah-ah
No.2580676
my brain is drain…
No.2580677
stop trying to keep holoshit alive
its dead man
move on
No.2580679
7am time for neetfuck to hop into bed
No.2580680
FUCAK
No.2580681
is there a subreddit for people addicted to crack
No.2580682
12 hours until the niggers collide
No.2580683
>>2580681if there is its fucking bullshit
hard drug addicts arent redditing (you retard)
No.2580685
>hard drug addicts arent redditing
you would be surprised if you were a knower
No.2580686
found some good ccfoidslop
No.2580687
closed captions foidslop
No.2580688
its already morning
No.2580689
>>2580685i dont consider those people worth noting
No.2580694
>>2580693what is that box of nigger behind her
No.2580695
>>2580693what the fuck is wrong with you to come across this shit and then also think it deserves to be shared
No.2580696
*orders a box of nigger off amazon*
No.2580697
>>2580693ugh i think those are 2 rare labubus just hanging.
rare labubu hording is too decadant and ostentatious
No.2580698
wtf its already september
No.2580699
reminder its only koreans that have the no body odor aliolels in any appreciable numbers japanese and chinese only have it at like 12% or something ridic
No.2580700
bomb korea
No.2580701
no apocrine glands
dry crumbly ear wax
No.2580702
korea? wasnt that the country they invaded back in the nam war
No.2580703
eating crumbly earwax out of your kgfs ears…
No.2580705
its gotten to cold to not wear clothes again
No.2580706
Another AfD Member Gets Assassinated in Rhine Westphalia, Total Now Seven
germany goin nuts?
No.2580709
>>2580663when you inevitably get it in the mail anyways after the package has been found and you got your refund you need to gloat on his ass
No.2580710
>>2580690FUCK I NEED TO JERK OFF BUT I DONT HAVE TIME MAN FUCK
No.2580711
do you still have to do that thing on ebay where you do A++++++++++ seller where the amount of + signs is how good you think they are
No.2580713
immma give this nigga an a++++++++/a++++++++++
No.2580714
usps is always the problem
No.2580715
>>2580712the east has fallen
No.2580716
kojima was murdered while making mgs4 and replaced with some cringe nigga
No.2580717
heard trumps going to make an announcement today ending the epstein hoax
No.2580719
just stopped over by the fine subreddit and r slash wow and apparently the blizzcuck internet defense force is as active as can be regarding the twow lawsuit
No.2580720
at*
No.2580721
hate internet defense forces
No.2580722
Tesla proposes Elon Musk pay package that could make him the world’s first trillionaire
tf00tbros… i think it might be over
No.2580723
>>2580704she would literally be a perfect wife
No.2580724
>>2580722i thought tesla sales tanked after he exposed himself for being a literal nazi
No.2580726
>>2580724seems like investors dont even care about the normal tesla cars anymore
its all about the robotaxis and optimus robots now
No.2580727
cutting off thieves legs seems much better than their hands itd be way harder to steal without legs than hands and you can still get a job working at a desk or something
No.2580728
take out one eye next time the other
No.2580729
but then you get to wear a cool eyepatch
No.2580730
a wooden leg is badass too
No.2580731
no they arent especially not if you have two of them
No.2580732
how about we cut off their heads lol
No.2580733
you mean their bodies?
No.2580734
get with the times we got robotic legs with artifical muscles
they could be modular to replace with wheels or propellers
No.2580735
i wouldnt want propeller legs maybe propeller feet
No.2580736
imagine swimming with propeller feet
No.2580737
>>2580727that isnt as hammurabi coded retard
No.2580738
~new thread warning 7 posts left*
No.2580739
hammurabi coded?
No.2580740
(operating under the code of hammurabi)
No.2580742
come on man
No.2580743
fart
No.2580744
brap
No.2580745
ugh