No.2578943
prodictive programming for the gig economy
No.2578944
what's the point of being immortal with a sluggish mush brain
No.2578945
where would you put the shire
No.2578947
i have a needle in my butt
No.2578948
nice
No.2578950
we need to jokerify ourselves to save the clown girls
No.2578951
>>2578949this story is so yesterday lil bro
No.2578952
hey guys i was gone for a week what did i miss
No.2578953
STOP WAKING ME UP BEFORE 1PM NEETFUCK BRAIN
No.2578954
>>2578950im already jokermode
No.2578955
my alarm clocks been set for 5 something for a while now thats just when i wake up
No.2578958
wheres her p wheres her a
No.2578959
they were selling dubai chocolate by the grocery store register they had a whole rack of it for a dollar thirty per single kit kat sized bar
No.2578960
horse poop chocolate
No.2578961
they were doing an outdoor club meet and greet at the campus today but it started downpouring so i just went home instead
No.2578962
good
No.2578963
crazy that they invented dubai chocolate so people would stop talking about dubai portapotties and such
No.2578964
you should join the light music club and eat strawberry keiki everyday
No.2578966
women arent supposed to be held accountable for their actions
No.2578967
>>2578964they had a film club that i was going to take a look at….
No.2578968
im actually a bit of a film buff myself
No.2578969
yeah we were going to talk about the marvel extended universe and groot
No.2578970
crazy that i bought a leica for $300 and now they are all above 1k
No.2578971
is a leica a pokemon?
No.2578972
>>2578970what caused the rise?
No.2578973
leicas are rising up?
No.2578974
young folks love following the trends of cool older folks
the typewriters i bought for $5 are now all $50+
No.2578975
first day of class x___x
No.2578976
got into some focus group for a brand event at lollapalooza
used pictures from instagram to prove that i went to it and got a free $125 for giving feedback to an event i didnt go to
No.2578977
nice
No.2578978
scamming corporations is a moral good
No.2578980
that's retarded why wouldn't they ask for your ticket instead lol
No.2578981
Dana White allegedly $25 million in the hole with Red Rocks Casino
oh no no no
No.2578982
i want palmer lucky to force vore me with his giant robot dog
No.2578983
>>2578961crazy how we're both going to college and going to clubs and events and making friends and connections at the same time
No.2578984
wish i was going to college… i guess i didnt lock in enough for 2025
No.2578985
you are making connections? with undergrad teenagers?
No.2578986
you went to lolla???
No.2578987
>>2578983im not going to any clubs tho….
No.2578989
damn imagine if we all went to college at the same time
No.2578990
remember: just bee yourself
No.2578991
>>2578987you need to go to clubs to get the nasty whores man
No.2578992
the 36 year old man joins the club full of 18 year olds
No.2578993
make a gunpla club
No.2578994
right now you should be making connections with egoistic old boomers who have lazy do nothing sons and promiscuous daughters even if you dont take over their business youll be able to buy out their infrastructure or machinery for pennies on the dollar
No.2578995
im going to deprioritize money and money making in my life
No.2578996
you guys arent realizing how cooked you are
its over
No.2578997
i can still do it man i can pull this off
No.2578998
wow your so right mr jones the imperial system does make more sense than socialist millimeters
No.2578999
fighting~
No.2579000
mr jones and me
No.2579001
>>2578980they did ask for my ticket i just used a picture i found on twitter of showing their wristband
then i searched the hashtag they used on instagram for the brand event
and now ive got a free $125
No.2579002
no such thing as a free lunch
No.2579003
Being friends with egoistic people can be draining, as they often exhibit lack of empathy, self-centeredness, and a need for admiration, but are not necessarily selfish
No.2579004
>>2579001ok but can you do it multiple times or did they id you or whatever
No.2579006
frutiger aerosmith
No.2579007
hr has 1 ice cream day in every 3-4 months :/
No.2579008
>>2579005who is this whore you keep spamming man
No.2579009
if you dont have back pocket plans to open a counter service bean restaurant in 2025 you arent grinding hard enough
No.2579011
im starting to lose faith in the mansion
No.2579012
Scott Hanson confirms NFL RedZone will have commercials in some capacity this season — which is something he has no control over.
oh no no no!
No.2579013
we need to buy the nfl network
No.2579014
scott hanson has lost control
No.2579016
16min at 170 degrees
No.2579018
Streameast — the world’s largest illegal sports streaming platform — has been shut down after a year long investigation, according to a leading United States-based anti-piracy organisation.
No.2579020
we need to invent and patent a savory meal like bean soup that can be cooked in coffee machines and license it out to starbucks
No.2579021
>>2578988none of the clubs seemed that interesting
No.2579022
hoo boy got a free smoothie from smoothie king while picking up a dash
No.2579023
>>2579020cup noodle and other just add hot water stuff
No.2579025
no ones gonna order an additional scone with their cup noodle but a savory bean soup? its basically guaranteed those idiots are gonna be demanding an extra $6 slice of asiago cheese bread to go with it
No.2579026
bros gone full beancrazy
No.2579027
oh they have a video game club maybe i should peep that
No.2579028
link us their discord
No.2579029
guaranteed its all nintendobab shit and not real games
No.2579030
fuck beans
No.2579031
yeah let me just link the discord the implicitly states what school im attending and where
No.2579032
toon already has ur ip man just link it
No.2579033
can you please speak more clearly? i can barely understand you
No.2579034
gotta say welches grape juice and bread yeast makes a tolerable alcohol
No.2579035
>>2579032toon is my sneaky link so thats alright
No.2579036
>>2579024shes literally perfect ugh
No.2579038
im welcome?
No.2579040
awww
No.2579042
that pig went into that china shop like a bull in a china shop man
No.2579044
but grok agreed with her though?
No.2579045
is there any nation that still celebrates culture and beauty or is the whole world just about capital accumulation now
No.2579047
culture and beauty have been commodigitized..
No.2579048
theyre trying to pass off a commodigitized counterfeit culture and beauty as real culture and true beauty*
No.2579049
yeah
No.2579050
just talked to an economics professor who was unaware high frequency trading is so fast that the only limiter nowadays is the speed of light and the length of the cable
No.2579051
you niggas are insufferable
No.2579052
cant wait to watch football starting tomorrow and for the next six months
No.2579053
>>2579050thats from like 12 years ago these days low frequency trading is the new hotness
No.2579054
>>2578965you guys have linked this boring ass video 6 times now
No.2579055
>>2579050is some welfare recipient at shit diploma college supposed to keep up with reddit news to impress manchild students?
No.2579056
microhertz trading..
No.2579057
feeling depressed
guess ill watch belle
No.2579058
nvm hbo max only has dubbed apparently(?) fuck that
No.2579060
everything is dubbed the only question is if it is dubbed in the original language or in a superior language
my favorite is to enjoy a nice finnish or mongolian dub with english subtitles for the optimal viewing experience
No.2579061
once my retro gaming console handheld arrives in the mail my real life will finally begin
No.2579062
nvm i found japanese audio
No.2579064
yellow fever bros dont realize all women are equally insane
No.2579065
and thats a good thing
No.2579066
moms dog just got hit by a car….
No.2579067
ive been hit by a car before its nbd
No.2579071
wonder what metaphors we came up with when we first discovered fire
No.2579073
>>2579069im down to play balatro versions of all board games
No.2579074
>>2579071fire burns…like a warm and welcoming apa
No.2579075
cant believe im posting with literal matchaniggers
No.2579077
>>2579069why do you guys watch this fag
No.2579080
you coffee niggas are too crazy
No.2579081
tried to get the pretzel bun chicken thing but arrived 5 minutes early and they were only serving breakfast so i just left
No.2579083
goofy bitches
No.2579084
number of matchas consumed: 0
No.2579085
disgraceful sluts
No.2579086
on your rec
No.2579087
>>2579081you gotta go back bro
No.2579088
would you rather have a loyal catmaid who only speaks greek or an integer that only you know about
No.2579089
>>2579081you cant do anything right
No.2579090
cmaid
No.2579091
if you haven't fucked at least 3 women you don't have enough experience to gage if someone is into you on your first meeting because you've spent your virgin life deploying mental defenses around being unfuckable and blow up every interaction into something it's not
No.2579093
mfw tootnigger tells me to lurk moar
No.2579095
>>2579021your college doesnt even have a chess club? come on im joining tons of clubs you have to be a clubbro too
No.2579096
ARROWHEADS ARROWHEADS ARROWHEADS ARROWHEADS
No.2579097
flute club
No.2579098
my prof is a hot singaporean…
No.2579099
crazy that third world countries like china and north korea still think marching in a big column in perfect unison is what war is still like even though napoleonic warfare died approximately with the introduction of the rifled musket during the american civil war
No.2579100
>>2579095im gonna give the gamer club a look
No.2579101
>>2579100it is a game club or is it a video game development club
my colllege has the latter
No.2579102
drill is foundational to all military exercises
No.2579103
chess? turned into a roguelike? thats definitely some nl shit
No.2579104
join the animeclub bro
No.2579105
>>2579102*drops a bomb on your head with a drone* now tell me how much good your drill did you
No.2579106
you should join fsae
No.2579107
you've gotta be willing to decimate entire squads to keep discipline
No.2579108
free state of the arab emirate?
No.2579109
>>2579099lil bro doesn't
get it
what a retard
No.2579110
i vote to be the president of the ace combat club
No.2579111
zii is president actually
No.2579112
>>2579105*the hologram fades out*
*i tap you on the shoulder have forced marched around the entire battlefield straight to your hq*
never disrespect the fundamentals
No.2579113
marching and drill is still essential for discipline and unit cohesion you dont know anything about properly training and maintaining a fighting ready regiment if you were commander of a troop and i was also a commander of a troop id roast your entire unit bro your guys would scatter at the first shot because you dont drill you dont maneuver you lack discipline. hooah?
No.2579115
crazy how xi is developing covid ii behind everyone's back
No.2579116
lil bros are overcompensating hard right now because the white man pointed out to the yellow man that marching in a big line in unison hasnt been relevant for 300 years
No.2579117
is there a hololive club at your college
No.2579118
no but theres a kpop club
No.2579119
is xi having like 1000 people taste test thousands of different bat soup varients until one hits?
No.2579120
i hate you people so much
No.2579121
i love you people actually
No.2579122
im gonna just say this and put this out there because its whats in my heart
can you like take pictures of your hot singaporean professor next time you see her? like i get how this sounds but i have to ask
No.2579123
rule number one you dont talk about soup club
No.2579125
yeehaw is a moe cute sound we make isnt it
No.2579126
>>2579105the chinese are the ones who make like 95% of fpv drones anyway so its not like their slacking on cutting edge military tactics so they can march better
No.2579127
i have a chinese female professor but shes not hot and sometimes i have to stop myself from laughing at her accent
today she pronounced interpreter has inter-preter like 'inter' as in interchange and 'preter' like peter
No.2579128
moms dog is still alive somehow…. for how long we shall see….
No.2579129
i hope my dogs live forever
No.2579131
>>2579127accents are cute af we love them
No.2579132
accents are the woman version of dialect
No.2579133
love cute accents that make me laugh
No.2579134
im afraid america no longer has the blessing of providence
No.2579135
rhode island has fallen…
No.2579138
lotta normies out there committing irreversible acts of self harm
im talking people with good jobs and wives and kids who just call it quits one day
No.2579139
quick someone hypnotize me so i can grow a massive wiener with a huge foreskin
No.2579140
youre already under my mind control bro
No.2579141
you do you but if you were me i would never put my bros under mind crontrol
No.2579142
you have my permission to mind control me but only for the purpose of making my meat massive
No.2579143
*gives you giant ass cheeks*
No.2579144
time to enjoy the fruit of my work
*fucks your ass*
No.2579145
bro!
No.2579146
>>2579136woah science is fucking epic?
No.2579148
just need to lock in just need to lock in just need to lock in
No.2579149
maybe i can have chat gpt mind control me into becoming the type of guy who is irresistible to oriental gals
No.2579150
do
melatonin
magnesium
ashwagandha
gaba
help sleep quality
are we supplementmaxxing fellow sirs?
No.2579151
i heard taking melatonin is like a hormone and isnt great for you
No.2579153
>>2579149🌟 Skincare & Hygiene
Clean face, fresh scent, tidy grooming = instant glow-up ✨🧼🧔
💪 Weight Loss & Fitness
Eat a bit less, move a bit more, rest well = body upgrade 🔥🏃♂️😴
💼 Job & Stability
Any steady job + small goals = real-life XP boost 💼📈🎯
👕 Style & Grooming
Well-fitted basics + a clean cut = stylish without trying 🧥✂️🕶️
😊 Personality & Mindset
Be kind, stay calm, listen more = natural charm unlocked 💬💖🧘♂️
🗣️ Social Skills
Show up, speak up, don’t stress the rest = social win 🧍♂️🎉🗣️
📱 Online Behavior
Clean feed, no cringe, no doomscroll = better vibes online 📱🚫🧠
No.2579156
chatgpt told him no cringe 🤯🤯😂😂
No.2579157
apparently that dubai chocolate trend was manufactured so that if you googled 'dubai chocolate' you would no longer get results about western girls being paid millions to fly over and get shit on/eat shit
No.2579158
the newest episode of south park had a few laffs when they were using chatgpt.
it still sucked
No.2579159
we have to remake the whole world in our image
No.2579160
>>2579157thanks redditbro
No.2579161
whatever happened to that guy that would reply with the reddit alien
No.2579162
covid
No.2579163
hgcahd? damn..
No.2579166
even buffy gets denied…
No.2579168
vampire slayers need to unionize
No.2579169
we have online vibes?
No.2579170
xHamster
https://xhamster.com › videos › i-blow-and-fuck-a-stra…
Dec 9, 2024 — I blow and fuck a stranger for the last Dubai chocolate from the discount store - RISKY PUBLIC SEX - Litclit
No.2579171
bruh
No.2579173
what if instead of thisness it was thatness
No.2579174
gugaslicer u up?
No.2579176
guga linked up with alexander volkanovski in case you missed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhHF6h7Bf3c No.2579177
>>2579176why the fuck both these niggas bald man
No.2579178
wonder if the inevitable lord of the rings remakes will be any good
No.2579181
>gugaslicer u up?
No.2579182
>>2579155hes just like me
No.2579183
https://www.reddit.com/r/Teachers/s/r6tUs4syEOnah bruh even the parents are using ai slop we are so cooked fr 💀
No.2579184
*cuddles with koaly*
No.2579186
>>2579185*slides frostgiant another milli bomb*
No.2579188
>>2579157they do this all the time with like movie names and book titles so if you google shit like as above so below you get a lame horror movie and not a masonic thing
No.2579189
seeing the gamer supps booth made her angry and spicy
No.2579192
storm is a brewin'
No.2579193
no seriously what do you think starcraft ii would cost to make in 2025 im waiting for an answer mr smarty pants
No.2579194
yea im pretty sure buffy will bang spike this season
No.2579195
theres no audience for a starcrap type game in 2025
No.2579197
>>2579195big enough of an audience
No.2579198
>>2579193idk man like a billion dollars
*writes myself my yearly 250k paycheck*
sigh its so hard to be a game dev
No.2579199
hmmm do i start big game dak or joe cool week 1…
No.2579200
just downloaded visual boy advance
No.2579201
>>2579199the iggles are gonna rape dem cowgirls bro
No.2579202
remember their expensive ball pit they had at stormgate studios was that real?
No.2579205
>>2579200metroid fusion, now thats a video game
No.2579206
>>2579204you will never learn chinese
its over
youre so cooked
No.2579209
>>2579207polymarket is legal now we gotta get in there and start predicting
No.2579210
>>2579207you guys need to import more indians and mexicans to fix this tbh
No.2579212
that was sick
wish we'd do more of that kinda stuff
No.2579213
>>2579211damn
reminds me of this
No.2579214
>>2579211lol this is so much cooler than the coast guard
No.2579215
>>2579213chinese girls are so fucking cool man
No.2579216
>>2579207we need to thrive in the gig economy
No.2579219
im not a hyolin kinda dude
No.2579220
>>2579219is it because she mogging your gen5 faves
No.2579222
hyloyns always been a busted old hag man even during "her" era
No.2579223
do i have to learn how to salsa dance to not give my prospect apa girl the ick when i gofastboat her to cuba?
No.2579225
>>2579224epochbros…we…won?
No.2579226
>>2579223i have been pondering this for a while now man let me know if you figure it out
No.2579228
>>2579223yeah pretty much
No.2579230
my computer is making scary noises
No.2579231
collided spam is gonna reek
No.2579234
damn its over for turtle wow with this bellular vid
No.2579235
heres a bible verse i think about sometimes
many times
No.2579236
my filipino daughters skin is looking bad shes got forehead acne and shes not doing her hair well she looks sunburnt and greasy im worried about her
No.2579237
>>2579235here i am
send me
No.2579238
>>2579234link it up niggerbro!
No.2579239
hol up the twow guy is shenna?
No.2579241
any good links niggerbro? asmon? nl?
No.2579242
>>2579205links awakening…
No.2579243
twow has android support? *wheezes*
No.2579245
you guys want to do a pickem group this year or what
No.2579248
are we on that shia labeouf grindset now
No.2579249
i been on the shia labeouf train since honeyboy bro
No.2579250
no were not
No.2579252
man he shouts out /vg/ in this vid too what the fuck is this guy doing!
No.2579256
fried chicken and pizza dinner? damn you know id snarf that shit up big time boy!
No.2579257
>>2579254i know
we ask the lord to send us
No.2579258
labeouf mamet cybertruk labubu
No.2579259
labeoubeou
No.2579260
damn imagine drinking 8 beers a pizza and fried chicken with your of age consenting born female human adult gook
No.2579261
and hot sweaty apa sex with her after ontop of the pizza boxes
No.2579263
all you can do is imagine it because youre cooked
its so over
No.2579264
>>2579263say christ is lord
No.2579267
everytime i see shirtless guys on the beach playing football i wanna yell HEY UTAH
No.2579269
how often are you driving by the beach seeing guys play football?
No.2579273
>>2579269in a perfect world? every goddamn day brother
No.2579274
i love asian women
No.2579276
leesol, one of the 19 year old kiiikiiis wears powder when she performs but actually has tastefully brown/orange skin
No.2579278
a 19yo kiiikiii? doesnt exist
No.2579280
not sure how i feel about these kpop groups having token 14 year olds newjeans started that with hanni
No.2579283
hanni has been 14 years old for the last 5 years
sigh i miss her smile
No.2579284
its crazy how fast they grow up
No.2579286
>>2579281nls labubustare is way better
No.2579288
>>2579201dak is 9-4 against the green birds did you not watch the john gul'dan video
No.2579290
if i had a car now is a moment where id head out and get myself some slop
No.2579291
>>2579290this would be me every single night if i had a job and a car
No.2579292
hop in the car babe were going to culvers
No.2579294
(its so over)
(we're so cooked)
No.2579295
wish i had a hapa son that i would tell all my epic gamer moments to while i watch him play games on the big tv
No.2579296
>>2579254eat vegan corn, cherry, pinto bean salad and drink kombucha
No.2579297
>and we had this hunter in our guild son and he was absolutely retarded all our hunters were, back in those days, you were missing a chromosome if you played hunter everyone called them huntards so anyway this fucking guy pulls the magma hounds–
No.2579299
dude is calling someone a retard while messing up how trisomy 21 works (theres extra chromosomes)
No.2579302
>>2579299how many times did you wipe everyone because you forgot to turn auto attack off on your pet be honest
No.2579303
>>2579302i played warlock and my imp was always on passive
No.2579304
a passive imp? whats the point
No.2579306
>>2579304FOR BLOOD PACT YOU STUPID RETARD NIGGER BOY
No.2579307
i did have cheeky macros to make my imp auto attack for some fights where you could do it
No.2579308
wow fucking sucks man
how did so many wow niggers invade a broodwar comm
No.2579309
listen i never played a bitch ass pet class lets just get that straight i didnt need an ai companion to get me through the wilds of azeroth
No.2579310
i hate wow and never post about it but i did used to play it during the 2000's
No.2579311
we all did
No.2579317
*honks my own boobs*
No.2579318
really hope dad doesnt have a camera set up in the garage because i was slapping my belly to the tune of pink pony club earlier
No.2579322
reminder that the total war series isnt as good as this guy is hyping it up to be.
No.2579323
its garbage but its what im playing rn and im having fun
No.2579324
cant stop thinking bout moms dog…. hope that lil rat is ok
No.2579326
recently got disillusioned of what was hopefully the last of my childish delusions about the world i think now im completely acquainted with the dissatisfying nature of existence
No.2579329
that dead goth guy smells good
No.2579330
>>2579328i had a dream last night about being in a crashing plane i had to jump out with a parachute
No.2579331
shoulda popped it open in the vid now im 100% thinking that was just pure tap water
No.2579333
*cranks neck to look at kboobs kbutt kthighs and kbel*
No.2579334
*tilts my head sideway*
okay yeah im in
No.2579335
i mean that one warrants head tilting honestly
No.2579339
feeling very unconfident about my future
No.2579340
what does working on your relationship mean
No.2579341
>>2579339for now we see through a glass darkly, but then face to face
No.2579342
that nigga do be lookin like a labubu 😂
No.2579343
ive been bad im a bad person
No.2579344
just teleport me 6 1/2 hours into the future
No.2579345
had to take out the trash and couldnt fit a box in and it made me think of maldavius
No.2579346
8 1/2? the epic italian masterpiece?
No.2579348
>>2579346that movie is so slick
No.2579349
>>2579346is it actually good or is it meme good because its an old movie
No.2579350
when i watched love exposure no one else was talking about it
No.2579351
it was great
No.2579353
>>2579349i havent seen it yet i still have a japanese movie and a kevin kline movie up on my tabs before i can watch anything i want
No.2579354
>>2579350bullshit man we love this kino here we watched it twice together as a comm
No.2579355
i havent seen it yet but i want to im closing the thread before you spoil it
No.2579358
>>2579356im checking man im checking
No.2579359
>>2579356shes so hot and she has such an inviting friendly face man… sigh
No.2579362
just read all the posts I missed
they were shit
especially the section of like 20 posts when the 2 gookfreaks nobody likes were spamming at eachother
No.2579363
why dont you declare a delusional personal war on them lmfao
No.2579364
a section of posts?
No.2579365
希望に満ち足りた 『まだ、ここからやり直せる よし行くぞ』と、思わせてくれる名曲
No.2579368
no media touches my heart like japanese cinema only they have writers making stories that a man like me can relate to making stories for me
No.2579369
>>2579356still watching this one she has such a friendly face
No.2579370
the kind of girl who would see me sulking like i usually am and change my life and making me smile just by asking if im kwenchanayo
No.2579371
mom now has to do curbside delivery for food now because shes such a fat fuck she cant walk around a store anymore
No.2579372
>>2579370seriously though
just one asian girl asking me that would turn it all around
No.2579374
id die of happiness if that ever happened an asian woman touching the back of my head as i lay crying saying its all gonna be arasso…
No.2579375
24 hours from now
dem boyz taking the field to start another losing season
No.2579376
seriously why did jerry trade their best player
No.2579378
last time i checked dak is still on the team
No.2579379
they didnt want to pay his new contract
No.2579380
thats 1,999,999,972 more views than i have dollars
No.2579381
i just drank a fifth of vodka dare me to drive?
No.2579382
we have the driver
No.2579384
dak isnt even the best qb on the cowboys roster lol
No.2579389
>>2579387idk about this one king
No.2579390
>>2579386i wonder what that feels like
to fly
No.2579392
>>2579391forever a legend
No.2579393
oh wow sky king was my age fuuuck lol
No.2579395
making a youtube about your lack of credit for a meme is gay af
No.2579399
i want to cry in the arms of my future asian girlfriend so much
No.2579400
do asian girls also get the ick if you cry in front of them and spill your real feelings to them
No.2579401
girls love it when you cry man
No.2579402
i love bad late 2000s/early 2010s movie slop
No.2579404
i love men
No.2579405
im a 90's movie head i have kind of a long term goal to watch every film made in the 90's eventually
No.2579406
>>2579403im not toon but im watching lockout (2012) right now
No.2579407
>>2579405that cant be done
like its gonna take you at least 100 hours or somehting
No.2579408
ᴘʟᴀʏɪɴɢ:⠀dogshit⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ─────────────────────⚪───────── ◄◄⠀▐▐ ⠀►►⠀⠀ ⠀ 2:28 / 3:22 ⠀ ───○ 🔊 ⠀
No.2579409
>>2579405dont you know that 90% of everything is crap
No.2579410
>>2579407well i wasnt gonna do it all at once…
No.2579411
15,465 movies came out between 1990-1999. 2,348 of those were released in the theater. This list contains those 2,348 movies that were in theater.
No.2579412
>>2579408WHAT THE FUCK
TOOT THIS GUY JUST EMBEDDED A MUSIC PLAYER
No.2579413
>>2579408how did he do thar
No.2579415
>>2579411so thats just 30,000 hours if we assume a 2 hour average run time? that sounds doable to me
No.2579416
grok how many hours are there in a day
No.2579417
*watches 30,000 hours of garbage*
*wastes another 30,000 hours of my life in wow*
No.2579418
okay now im watching labyrinth
No.2579419
with two monitors you could do both at the same time
No.2579421
surely that will cause brain damage
No.2579422
labyrinth the david bowie jim henson flick? thats one i missed as a kid
No.2579423
fun fact his orb trick he does in his hand there was a magician who invented that and they got him to teach bowie
No.2579424
i havent seen it either but its been on my list for a while
let us know how it is
No.2579425
was scrolling down the every 90's movie list until i got to one i seen it only took till 19 ive already seen running time howd you guys do
No.2579426
>>2579408yooo this slaps this bangs
No.2579428
i dont care about the 90s
No.2579429
we werent even born in the 90s
No.2579430
yea we're 2010s kids
No.2579431
LET THAT SINK IN
No.2579432
i would lick every last drop of sweat off of isas forehead after each of their performances
sue me motherfuckers
No.2579433
i wish i was an adult in the 90's with an adult asian girlfriend i want to be 30 years married with an asian woman and grown hapa kids that come over for christmas by now
i was born at the wrong time
No.2579434
>>2579433same except i also wish i was in hongkong
No.2579435
same except not any of that because you guys are retarded
No.2579436
just got called retarded for posting about my most intimate desires and fantasies i cant tell anyone else about
No.2579437
crazy how this guy got the ick from an online post on an anonymous imageboard
No.2579438
this is such a retarded thing to discuss thats never going to happen. you guys are retarded
No.2579439
we need an asterisk by anonymous cuz toon has all our ips and we can kinda tell who it is that's posting right lol
No.2579441
the only reason you think you cant tell anyone that you want an asian gf is because you know your asian fetishism is weird and perverted and fueled entirely by maladapted online behavior
No.2579442
>>2579441ok doc thanks for the psychoanalysis report
No.2579443
i want a bf
No.2579444
gooks are hot though retard
No.2579446
the 90s was such an awesome time i cant believe i was just a little baby for it i should have been a 22 year old fresh out of college in '91 i should have met a korean international student there named kim kim we should have fallen in love we should have gone on flights to visit korea back when you didnt need to take your shoes off and shit cuz it was before 9/11 she should have gotten married we should have bought furbees and bean babies for our hapa children born in 97 and 99 a boy and a girl they should be having their lives by now, both of them graduated from college, we should see them 2-3 times a year our daughter would call her mother every couple weeks because shes having relationship problems and me and my wife kim kim would talk about it before bed we would live in a nice house cuz we bought it in '94 for peanuts and its now worth a million bucks
No.2579447
the winter games are in saudia arabia?
what?
No.2579451
bro i am not reading that book 💀
No.2579453
this is why nobody blogs anymore bro
No.2579454
i want a coat like that but ill look like a tarded redditor
No.2579455
maybe get a more interesting life
No.2579456
im just a boring guy man nothing special about me
No.2579457
its such a shame the subreddit where i was an epic contributor got deleted and all my posts went up in smoke they used to say everything you post on the internet is there forever but in my experience the opposite of that is true nothing ive ever posted online is still there the forums all get deleted
No.2579458
i blog to my friends on discord not you gay retards though
No.2579459
i look super tardo in photos
No.2579460
i blog to my fp and no one else
No.2579461
>>2579454yeah you couldnt pull a coat like that off
No.2579468
tadaima~
No.2579471
what kind of bum ass maid just says "maid"
No.2579472
she just did
No.2579474
>>2579457insane if this post is real and we're posting with literal redditers…
No.2579476
i was skimming through the parade and caught these locked inbros
https://youtu.be/IQzCPj1Sx48?t=2559they mog our parade so hard their eyes are synced up
No.2579477
Pajeet ask BYD for 1000 busses. pays half up front, "pays" half upon delivery.
BYD delivers.
Pajeet refuse to pay remaining cash, thinking it just got away with a 50% rebate.
Pajeet finds out the busses have no battery.
BYD ask them to pay rmaining 50%.
Pajeet pays 30%.
BYD installs battery on busses.
Pajeet happy again, refuse to pay remaining 20%, thinking of it as a hard earned rebate.
Pajeet suddenly find out the busses have software lock.
BYD demands remaining 20%.
Pajeet finally pay what they owe.
No.2579481
i need a new screen for my thinkpad
No.2579482
tadaima~
No.2579486
lil bro isnt locked in
No.2579487
we're fully locked in
No.2579488
life is like a video game
beat my meat and waste my age
i dont smoke
and i damn sure drink
gotta get home to bet on the game
No.2579489
>>2579480got redpilled recently that dfw was basically a male pretend feminist who pretended to be sensitive to get laid
No.2579491
newsfeed is so zogged. story explaining the jewish genocide of palis then iran is enriching uranium again…been playing that card since 2004
No.2579492
iran isnt enriching enough uranium tbh
No.2579493
The first step would be to stop requiring the school to educate every child in their district. End free breakfast and lunch programs. Reduce school hours and days and focus on productive education. We waste hundreds of millions of dollars treating schools as free daycare and the outcomes continue to get worse. If more money led to better outcomes then our best and brightest would be coming from inner city black schools.
No.2579494
im getting mad at video games again
No.2579495
i watched an alg and got gleeppilled on weapons grade uranium enrichment and it really is difficult and crazy to do
No.2579496
i got owned tonight some stupid nigger got mind controlled on skeram and one shotted me with blade flurry
No.2579499
bruh sits there doing nothing until he gets subbed and tipped
No.2579500
oh fuck just got a rum proc
No.2579503
that guy looks like he lost his arms
No.2579505
isnt introducing your boyfriend to your parents the same thing as saying this guys cock goes into my pussy
No.2579506
cocks go in pussies bro its not that big a deal
No.2579507
its a huge deal
No.2579508
its just sex bro
No.2579509
you guys ever eaten frozen watermelon before?
dad bought way too much watermelon so he put a bunch of it in ziplock bags and chucked em in the freezer and i been eating chunks of it, its pretty good
No.2579510
no i havent and i never will
No.2579512
you guys would get entrapped if a "girl" said she was korean and 17
No.2579513
path of exile 2
No.2579514
good night
No.2579515
>>2579509dont water crystals form in it once you freeze it
No.2579517
>>2579513it really fucking sucks man im so sad
No.2579518
im drunk and watching nobody 2!
No.2579520
>>2579518and you know what were getting out of the freezer in 75 minutes!
No.2579521
they reworked roadhog and rammatra
poe2 sucks
guess i have no choice…. but to save azeroth….
No.2579522
75 minutes? what time do you go to bed man im not starting at 2am
No.2579524
poe 2 doesnt suck you suck
BITCH
No.2579526
going to get into gambling
No.2579527
>>2579515ya thats what freezing is i think
No.2579528
middle of the night and mom is just stuffing her fat face at the dinner table
No.2579529
do people still use ebay
No.2579532
fucking insane that i still cant go to redgifs to jack off
i thought we lived in a free country ffs
No.2579534
i hate videos with women any time anything happens they screech it could be a good thing a bad thing a surprising thing no matter what theyre just gonna screech
No.2579536
we need to invent something
No.2579538
No Powerball winner in Wednesday's drawing, jackpot climbs to $1.7 billion
No.2579539
this is our chance!
No.2579543
>>2579537bassoonists have a shorter than average lifespan