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 No.2571704[Last 50 Posts]

 No.2571710

stop making threads early you BITCH

 No.2571723

trying to get me stranded

 No.2571725

4pm brunch plans: a shot of rum, hot chocolate and a blunt

 No.2571726

whyd you link the thread like that

 No.2571727

think ive just been chilling on this couch since 10:30am

 No.2571728

hi yeah hi just a 35 year old man sitting in on the kindergarten class yeah no im just trying to relearn how to be a human being haha starting from the botto–nope yep that's fine im leaving

 No.2571729

>>2571711
forgot padfreak

 No.2571730

we're so cooked
its over

 No.2571731

bitchmadeniggafreak

 No.2571732

>>2571730
we are done?

 No.2571733

im ogre

 No.2571734


 No.2571735

whole worlds really fucked up right now it shouldnt be this way

 No.2571736

>>2571734
yurobros we got owned here bigly

 No.2571737

>>2571734
dont fuck with americans
*drives away in my hummer smashing all the doors and side mirrors of every shitty european car on the side of the road*

 No.2571738

>>2571734
some major lil bro comments

 No.2571739

https://x.com/Mericamemed/status/1959692184942485839
lol if you click on one of my shitty twitter posts today its gotta be this one

 No.2571740

member when we watched zeitgeist for the first time

 No.2571741

so wheres the dr house toon stream

 No.2571742

is that a curtis doc

 No.2571743


 No.2571744

>>2571734
raping a pickpocket just shot up my list of fantasies

 No.2571745

>>2571739
trump is such a kind and understanding man

 No.2571746


 No.2571747

grew up to be that fat loser who measures the last time he had sex in decades

 No.2571748

i grew up but i never really grew up if you know what i mean

 No.2571749

im young at heart

 No.2571750

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 No.2571751

>>2571747
im just like you…

 No.2571752

ok since we all need it what if we hired a kindergarten teacher to come to the mansion and teach us all so we dont have to disrupt a normal class

 No.2571753

and shed be hot and we all fuck her

 No.2571754

ok im so into this idea now

 No.2571755

singaporean girls…

 No.2571756

no its a horrible idea she would get betqween us and i would detest you fuckers for it

 No.2571757

i was cooked at 14, if only it was like asia where they tell them they will be fuck ups if they dont study all day i could have had a fighting chance. i was day dreaming foids teachers saying bullshit like follow your dreams

 No.2571758

just a heads up if members of the house start dying systematically one by one each day well… not it ;P

 No.2571759

>>2571755
its weird i shoulda been really attracted to singaporean girls but im not for some reason
give me a stinker o rgook or nip any day of the week

 No.2571760

when i was 14 i was playing wow
when i was 34 i was playing wow

 No.2571761

https://x.com/Sadmethod/status/1959712571717451942
cmon man i just need one spicy hot tamale chica of my own man why cant god just do this one solid for me

 No.2571762

>>2571746
that guy is clearly skateboarding or something though

 No.2571763

oh no he is ebiking im retarded
why didnt he break

 No.2571764

>>2571760
and you already know what were gonna be doing at 54

 No.2571765

>>2571764
homeless with no pc

 No.2571766

*fires up wow classic classic clasic*

 No.2571767


 No.2571768

actually i still cant tell if hes ebiking or not theres no bike shadow

 No.2571769

its a motorized skateboard you dip

 No.2571770

>>2571761
ayayay mami please god just one perfect latina mami like this

 No.2571771

OKAY THEN WHY DID HE SAY EBIKEBRO ARE YOU SEEING THIS

 No.2571772

this is why i ride the escooter on the sidewalk

 No.2571773

File: 1756153668553.jpg (49.91 KB, 686x386, hq720.jpg)

its not an ebike its an eskateboard you can tell because hes got the controller in his hands

 No.2571774

dont ask me to use my psychic powers for your insignificant bullshit

 No.2571775

oh he had a controller in his hand? WHAT ABOUT IN THE FUCKING SHADOW ON THE GROUND YOU CAN CLEARLY SEE HES ON A SKATEBOARD

 No.2571776

>>2571761
sigh shes perfect
although ill die from diabetes in 10 years tops from all that on a regular basis

 No.2571777

>>2571776
at least you would die happy

 No.2571778

being fat and overeating doesnt make me happy anymore

 No.2571779

death from spicy latina overdose
thats the stuff…

 No.2571780

>>2571772
fr and then redditors will yell at you acting like you belong on the road to end up like that guy

 No.2571781

its crazy how similar i am to chinese people apparently

 No.2571782

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 No.2571783

*gives up*

 No.2571784

im a big
>not bad man
>maybe next time haha
guy

 No.2571785

>>2571781
fuck off

 No.2571786

maybe next time haha

 No.2571787

im gonna jerk it splurt it

 No.2571788

File: 1756154295836.png (2.56 MB, 1200x1186, ClipboardImage.png)

The last known photo of Queen Elizabeth II before she died. She has a prominent bruise on her hand.
the same bruises drumpf has

 No.2571789

>>2571788
its all adding up

 No.2571790

>>2571785
dui bu qi

 No.2571791

i cant believe donald trump and queen elizabeth are the same person thats insanity

 No.2571792

>>2571788
fucking retard doesnt get old people

 No.2571793

>>2571790
wo bie hen hao
stinkerbro can you check this for me did i cook or did i fuck it up

 No.2571794

>>2571790
fuck off with this shit already

 No.2571795

>>2571793
pretty good man!

 No.2571796

crazy how a tarded stinker girl is teaching us chinese now

 No.2571797

>>2571792
tick tock lil bro
tick tock

 No.2571798

>>2571794
were learning chinese one short at a time bro

 No.2571799

File: 1756154660035.png (2.46 MB, 1572x1072, ClipboardImage.png)

*wheezes*

 No.2571800

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its monday
and you know what we do on monday night

 No.2571801

i really have to lock in on my diet

 No.2571802

so this is intermediate level huh
basically i have no chance

 No.2571803

>>2571798
no you are spamming the fucking thread and being a burden is what youre doing

 No.2571804

>>2571802
kill yourself

 No.2571805

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 No.2571806

>>2571759
too westernized

 No.2571807

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>>2571804
bro we could get in on this we have a chance

 No.2571808


 No.2571809

>>2571761
fake bait content
why do you retards keep falling for this fake shit

 No.2571810

whats burden in chinese

 No.2571811

>>2571808
and this
this girl is not worth linking
she deserves nothing
no attention

 No.2571812

>>2571807
hol up shes accepting suitors?

 No.2571813

>>2571810
kill yourself

 No.2571814


 No.2571815


 No.2571816

>>2571808
chaw makes me wanna vomit too
i used to do it before the snus revolution

 No.2571817

>>2571810
i like how slow shes going so she doesnt screw it up
and then that heart at the end :3

 No.2571818

this one is really important

 No.2571819

Amazing hot peeing in a public garden full o people all around me

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 No.2571820

you guys just cant stop obsessing over asian foids can you

 No.2571821

>>2571818
if she can learn it so can we

 No.2571822

>>2571820
its 1 guy

 No.2571823

>>2571821
she says its logical i think we can handle that if we think of each character kind of like a component in a dota item

 No.2571824

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>its 1 guy

 No.2571825

lol

 No.2571826

oh let em post their ugly little asian girls
they aint hurtin no one

 No.2571827

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why didnt hyolyn make that comeback wearing this instead

 No.2571828

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4 DAYS
4 HOURS
THIS IS WHEN THE NIGGERS COLLIDE!!!!!!

 No.2571829

>>2571827
those are the kind of hands you see reaching around a dark doorway in your nightmares

 No.2571830


 No.2571831

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 No.2571832

we're pissing in 360p?

 No.2571833

>>2571828
im fired up

 No.2571834


 No.2571835

lol

 No.2571836

old reddit crazy for that one

 No.2571837

>>2571835
look at all those whales that come waddling in america is a wild place

 No.2571838

>>2571837
and how do you know its america

 No.2571839

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my dream is to be this close to a gook just once in my life

 No.2571840

>>2571838
the fat fucks with disgusting nasally accents speaking english

 No.2571841

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the mark of death

 No.2571842

crazy how americans say favorite instead of favourite

 No.2571843

>>2571840
ever hear of Canada, the UK, england, Ireland, et cetera?

 No.2571844

>>2571841
bro is cooked

 No.2571845

>>2571841
its so over for this cult leader

 No.2571846

hes ebi king?!

 No.2571847

hes piratesoftware

 No.2571848

crazy how americans dont just eat less

 No.2571849

remember hitler was also hiding his hand at the end there

 No.2571850

gleep is north korea vs south korea popping off or is it nothing

 No.2571851

>>2571848
most access to the best food in the world

 No.2571852

not gleep here sorkor and norkor will never pop off its all for show

 No.2571853

nothingburger confirmed
yet again

 No.2571854

crazy how the presequel had the potential of being the best borderlands game but the maps are just too dogshit

 No.2571855

its just a different rhythm bros

 No.2571856

>>2571739
its no lie in this there are 80 pound girls out there shoving thick 11 inchers inside like its a normal thing and then leaving it out for everyone to see

 No.2571857

im hungy
the doordash is opened

 No.2571858

beans just dont taste good
but they have great nutritional value so im gonna eat em anyways

 No.2571859

>imagines a teenage girl shoving a plastic penis up her puss
wow

 No.2571860

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 No.2571861

>>2571858
you need to season them

 No.2571862

im getting old
im getting dumber
my body isnt fresh no more
my car doesnt run like it used to
and my cat is getting really old and it makes me sad she just wanders from place to place and lays down

 No.2571863

white people aint season they beans?

 No.2571864

>>2571858
i just use beans as a filler so ill throw some beans in with the vegetables and potatoes and pork

 No.2571865

>>2571858
any kind of grain plus some beans and some corn and a can of rotel makes them not so bad

 No.2571866

>>2571850
its alway lowkey bubbling though

 No.2571867

File: 1756156915742.png (158.93 KB, 952x532, ClipboardImage.png)

teenage girls be rollin up to their v*g holes with things like this
it didnt used to be like that for the last 10k years of human existence

 No.2571868

>>2571855
why are you spamming this shit nonstop?

 No.2571869

worlds all fucked up

 No.2571870

youve found me at a very chinese part of my life

 No.2571871

黑鬼

 No.2571872

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 No.2571873

holy shit gamers we are cooked

 No.2571874

Trump Welcomes 600,000 Chinese Students in Economic Pivot

 No.2571875

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 No.2571876

hol up im still at that date intermediate chinese vid im taking notes im figuring out which questions to ask on a date with a stinker

 No.2571877

>>2571873
they dont care?

 No.2571878

>>2571855
god damn shes beautiful

 No.2571879

beans aren't keto

 No.2571880

beans arent keto?

 No.2571881

gamers were cooked were nae nae'd

 No.2571882

i cant decide whether to learn mandarin or cantonese or korean or if i should just brush up on my nip

 No.2571883

>>2571880
no man
too many carbohydrates

 No.2571884

>>2571883
well how do ketards get fiber

 No.2571885

learn all of them

 No.2571886

>>2571884
uhhhh vegetables that are low in carbohydrates and btw fiber is a meme man its something you literally cant digest so maybe you shouldn't be eating

 No.2571887

more husk for me

 No.2571888

i like jacking off to women peeing and their assh*les

 No.2571889

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 No.2571890

if fiber is so good eat rocks and corn husks nigger

 No.2571891

*CUTS OFF AND EATS YOUR COCK*

 No.2571892

is popcorn keto

 No.2571893

ugh eu5 looks so complex

 No.2571894

pips are keto

 No.2571895

in order for a woman to look sexy while peeing she has to have a big ass, a plump puss, and shapely legs
and you need a plump ass for a good asshole
gooks have none of these
gooks are objectively the least attractive race on earth

 No.2571896

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 No.2571897

>>2571889
me mewing

 No.2571898

wo jiao… chineselearnerbro

 No.2571899


 No.2571900

>>2571882
i found out cantonese has 9 tones man that's a no go for me

 No.2571901

>>2571898
i like how shes pronouncing the …..

 No.2571902

>>2571901
shes just a little retarded its perfect

 No.2571903

>>2571893
actually it looks like simple babygame stuff because modern paradox style is just hardcoding everything with decisions and events and scripts and buttons so they dont even have to make anything complicated

 No.2571904


 No.2571905


 No.2571906

i was afraid of that i heard the latest paradox releases were suboptimal

 No.2571907

im not smart enough to play those games…

 No.2571908

crazy that valve has multiple hit franchises that are loved by millions and they just keep ignoring them

 No.2571909

victoria 2? now that shit was kino
dlc kings 3? hearts of snore 4? decision tree versalis five? i sleep

 No.2571910

i used to be able to play hoi3 then i tried to play it a few years ago and i was how how the f did i ever play this… im so retarded now

 No.2571911

not crazy at all gabe treats his fans like shit and they love him for it hes a master of the game

 No.2571912

im gayben

 No.2571913

>>2571908
crazy how they killed tf2 development for a moba hero shooter with a tumblr tranny artstyle

 No.2571914

i dont even play tf2 but i love the characters i think theyre so cool

 No.2571915

I'm not autistic enough to play paradox "games"

 No.2571916

I NEED A NEW FUCKING COMPUTER SO I CAN PLAY NEW GAMES

 No.2571917

new games are buns man
what new game do you even want to play

 No.2571918

>>2571916
wish I could give you mine bro its not even being used
I'm full phone norm now that I got a job and gf

 No.2571919

>>2571917
exodus will save gaming

 No.2571920

tf2 moba would be lit

 No.2571921

>>2571909
oh no you didnt

 No.2571922

>>2571907
>>2571915
paradox games arent hard and you dont need to be particularly smart to play them especially any game ck2 and onwards because they have increasingly dumbed down the formula of their games and casualized them and made them more accessible
victoria 2 is an actual spreadsheet staring at numbers game. hoi4 and eu4 are clicking the fancy buttons that make you do le epic meme shit because you paid $15 for the le epic meme althis shit for france dlc

 No.2571923


 No.2571924

i could go for some arbys right now

 No.2571925

gabe knows its better to ignore a game for a long time because when you do make an update people think its special and love valve for it and are just happy to receive any attention at all

 No.2571926

>>2571922
i dont think you actually played any of those games i think youre just posting cope

 No.2571927

>>2571926
i have nearly at least a thousand hours in every mainline pdx game except stellaris

 No.2571928

heh
actually

 No.2571929

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 No.2571930

and ck2 and vic3 because i never played those because i could tell they were shit
but at least a thousand hours each in vic2 and ck2 and hoi4/dh.

 No.2571931

i could go for three and a half hours of pad rape

 No.2571932

ck3* fuck

 No.2571933

pad rape? im down for pad rape

 No.2571934

ahhh im drunk. im drunk. im just going to stop trying to post

 No.2571935

so what you are saying is you never played the core paradox game only the side games

 No.2571936

>>2571935
ive secured eternal victory for imperial germany in games you cant even begin to imagine kid

 No.2571937

>>2571935
i meant to say eu4 too which is why i just said that im drunk and need to stop trying to post

 No.2571938

and also lol at you calling eu4 the core pdx game because everyone knows that eu4 is the easiest and most straightforward out of all of them and is usually babs first as a result

 No.2571939

finally i understand

 No.2571940

sam dornald? holy shit i dont know and i dont care *closes*

 No.2571941

>>2571939
actually we do know the biggest buffest niggers are the best

 No.2571942

im sorry for my posts i dont mean to hurt you pdxbro its cool pdx games are cool its just that i played them all so much that all i can see is the flaws and the what coulda been and isnt and the what is instead

 No.2571943

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 No.2571944

i dd'd a pita sandwich

 No.2571945

DOUBLE
FUCKING
FRESH

 No.2571946

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 No.2571948

not to be outdone by xi the koreans have counter attacked with their own hot korean girl tiktok teacher

 No.2571949

*kills you for being a retarded bitch zoomer tiktok*
*marries a cute hot female chinese language textbook author*

 No.2571950

>>2571948
i knew 0 vocabulary fuck

 No.2571951

*holding a tf2 box*
yes.

 No.2571952

i knew go see do eat and buy

 No.2571953

hol up
theyre releasing a teamfight tactics 2?

 No.2571954

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gleep here, i told my caretaker to cut my 'za into 16ths

 No.2571955

tadaima~

 No.2571956

i've always wanted to try a corn 'za but not like this…

 No.2571957

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>>2571955
okaeri~

 No.2571958

we're locking in and learning korean?

 No.2571959

korean is a deeply ugly language
chinese is ok

 No.2571960

>>2571954
lookin good gleep

 No.2571961

were learning from youtube shorts yeah

 No.2571962

i want a bf

 No.2571963

>Yes, Korean is considered a synthetic language, specifically an agglutinative language, which means it forms words by attaching multiple, clearly distinguishable morphemes (meaningful units) to a root word, rather than relying heavily on separate words or word order to convey grammatical meaning.
just a reminder of the true linguistic redpill
analytic = sane
synthetic = retarded, burn with fire

 No.2571964

which one is chinese

 No.2571965

damn thats a bunch of gobbledygook

 No.2571966

chinese is analytic which is why i had to look up if korean was synthetic

 No.2571967

its an agglutinative synthetic though

 No.2571968

hmmm… do we learn chinese then? this is such a tough choice i feel like whichever one i learn will decide alot about my future

 No.2571969

i like when my playthings realise sobbing isnt going to make it stop

 No.2571970

>>2571968
yeah its a crazy big decision for us

 No.2571971

chinese is an analytic language just like english which means you arent going to have to learn some retarded way of constructing words its just words and word order like we're doing right now you just have to learn new words

 No.2571972

*yawns*
talking about learning asian languages is boring

 No.2571973

in a way just learning different prefixes and suffixes would make it easier you learn like 10 words then just modulate it for your needs

 No.2571974

File: 1756160193420.png (187.41 KB, 600x330, ClipboardImage.png)

>Yes, Japanese is considered a synthetic language

 No.2571975

lets post some gooks

 No.2571976

i cant stop pissing myself im declaring myself the piss king

 No.2571977


 No.2571978

>>2571976
lol same

 No.2571979

if youre the piss king then im the piss prince i be dribbling piss in my shorts all fucking day long i smell like fucking urine by the time i climb into bed at night

 No.2571980

why is everyone in the thread pissing themselves
what is going on here

 No.2571981

in my case im not pissing myself per se i just have catastrophic piss run off that soaks my shorts over the course of a day

 No.2571982

isa is so fucking dumb jesus you cant handle a za box like that

 No.2571983

crazy the constitution is some made up bullshit the US government suspends every time there's a war, terrorist attack, or they feel like it. but people think its real and quote it like legal authority

 No.2571984

it is real and binding thats why theyre trying to undermine it because its the only thing keeping the zogs out of us the spiritual protection that document gives us is some tal'rasha shit

 No.2571985

all im saying is constitution shoulda been left as is there shouldnt be any amendments

 No.2571986

crazy we could theoretically pass an amendment that said everyone named jeff must be hunted down and murdered in the streets and that would be completely constitutional

 No.2571987

thats the beauty of our government

 No.2571988


 No.2571989

>>2571983
crazy that people think any piece of paper is going to bound people with actual power and authority

 No.2571990

>>2571988
andy is a low iq brainlet

 No.2571991

stormgate is legit popping off lately its like a brand new game i can only describe it with two words: grand slam

 No.2571992

hungover all day feel tired after finally eating

 No.2571993

hol up? we're getting shitfaced?

 No.2571994

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 No.2571995

im laying down and napping actually

 No.2571996

a fucking gnat landed on my popcorn chicken 5 pieces into the 20 pieces and i had to throw it all out

 No.2571997

im watching the killer (2023) again
hes just like me…

 No.2571998


 No.2571999

>>2571997
i liked that one a lot the way he did finger pushups really stayed with me
but then i love fincher and fassbender so im biased

 No.2572000

the spiller (2:23am)

 No.2572001

we sneed to become fintech bros

 No.2572002

we need to make a vn that will only be read by like 40 people

 No.2572003

spamming gook pics to 5 people who hate you

 No.2572004

>>2572003
omg thats so us we do this we spam things nobody replies to

 No.2572005

>>2571999
the whole beginning where hes rambling off quotes and doing his little routine is really good

 No.2572006

>>2572005
yeah the first half an hour including him getting out of there is pure kino
damn gotta rewatch it now

 No.2572007

the enigmatic creator of girls last tour and shimeji simulation is advocating that pokemon can consent on twitter

 No.2572008

>>2572007
pokemon are smart as hell they totally can

 No.2572009

>>2571954
watch out gleep theres corn on that its a jewish food

 No.2572010

the gook diet
1 diet apple
1 shrimp shell
1 diet coffee
1 nasty fermented bean paste

 No.2572011

i need to fix my post alg here

 No.2572012

>>2571963
dont we do that with greek and latin roots and pre/suffixes

 No.2572013

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 No.2572014

>>2572009
are corns jewish?

 No.2572015


 No.2572016

>>2572015
i fucked with this alg

 No.2572017

this is so us

 No.2572018

im… cute? uwu

 No.2572019

File: 1756162459387.png (176.7 KB, 494x575, ClipboardImage.png)

zion don…

 No.2572020

File: 1756162564786.jpg (104.38 KB, 1158x1484, GzH1kBiaoAAC2hU.jpg)


 No.2572021

im so restless and unsettled and idk why

 No.2572022

>>2572021
youre not watching enough porno

 No.2572023

cant believe the devil is here posting on onesixtwo

 No.2572024

eye patches are so cool i need some kind of ocular injury

 No.2572025

one
last
chance

 No.2572026

File: 1756163079557.jpg (1.14 MB, 1318x1316, __reki_haibane_renmei_draw….jpg)

norms will pay

 No.2572027

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 No.2572028

File: 1756164086274.mp4 (764.31 KB, 23ffb360c7a0545bc7bb3253a7….mp4)

i

 No.2572029


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 No.2572031

and we are live again

 No.2572032

tf00t kinda looks like cobes if you squint

 No.2572033

catbro here

i cant ever post pics anymore

 No.2572034


 No.2572035

>>2572033
stop changing your ip :)

 No.2572036

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 No.2572037

>>2572031
tf00t is absolutely destroying elon right now
elon must be fuming

 No.2572038

>>2572037
tf00ts laying down a biblical stomping rn its crazy elon is done

 No.2572039

File: 1756164681224.png (81.07 KB, 1202x450, ClipboardImage.png)

time to die for israel

 No.2572040

this is so late roman republic

 No.2572041


 No.2572042

gleep pill me on the late roman republic

 No.2572043

isnt it called the department of defense

 No.2572044

>>2572039
this is an old fletcher prouty take

 No.2572045

File: 1756165060525.jpg (2.21 MB, 4096x2731, GzNPc2VaYAAW5HQ.jpg)


 No.2572046

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

 No.2572047

File: 1756165207151.jpg (56.61 KB, 659x693, 87585078507578.JPG)


 No.2572048

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 No.2572049

File: 1756165373076.jpg (15.56 KB, 500x440, Screenshot_2025-08-26_01-4….jpg)

oh my fucking god ofc elon has a gook narrating the launch
damn sorry tf00t i guess im team elon now

 No.2572050

hol up
i have the perfect idea as to how to learn to act like a normal human person
*starts watching hundreds of hours of anime shows*

 No.2572051

is banana republic a good place for a late 30s very depressed man to buy clothes

 No.2572052

crazy how elon hired a gook announcer solely to appeal to the onesixtwo audience

 No.2572053

File: 1756165689522.jpg (288.15 KB, 1440x1798, 513946322_1828573829526827….jpg)

*smokes in a gookish fashion*

 No.2572054

SORRY FOR PARTY ROCKING!

 No.2572055

crazy how im gaytarded

 No.2572056

crazy how im gooktarded

 No.2572057

File: 1756165854365.jpg (74.38 KB, 1164x1410, Screenshot_2025-08-26_01-5….jpg)

nah shes perfect man

 No.2572058

you just know elon had sex with all these foids on the stream

 No.2572059

crazy how i dont care about gooks

 No.2572060

gook york city

 No.2572061

>>2572059
ok tf00t

 No.2572062

he shoulda named himself thundercock thats way cooler than thunderfoot

 No.2572063

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 No.2572064

5 minutes… elon vs tf00t winner take all its going down

 No.2572065

as a 30 something year old depressed man myself
i also dont know where to buy clothes

 No.2572066

lets see whos cooking and who gets cooked

 No.2572067

tf00tbros are currently dabbing…

 No.2572068

>>2572065
clothes.com

 No.2572069


 No.2572070

>>2572069
america is cooked

 No.2572071

>>2572069
we done its ogre

 No.2572072

what happened to the faustian spirit

 No.2572073

im so lost in the sauce…

 No.2572074

an island in a sea of brown

 No.2572075

launch canceled
tf00t has won

 No.2572076

tf00t cannot be stopped

 No.2572077

lmao a tinny bitty cloud owned elon are you kidding me
and this clown is trying to convince everyone he can get to mars
what a fucking fraud

 No.2572078

1v1 him in diablo 4 you wont coward

 No.2572079

💀💀💀

 No.2572080

tomorrow theyre giving free pastries out at campus so i have to rush over to be there by 8:30am so i can be first and make sure they dont run out

 No.2572081

>>2572080
youre so cooked
its over

 No.2572082

damn i miss newjeans
they could be ontop of the world rn

 No.2572083

File: 1756167235565.png (76.75 KB, 640x640, ClipboardImage.png)

lol

 No.2572084

ok thats it im enlisting in the south korea military and fighting the norks

 No.2572085

>>2572083
i would choke a bitch ngl

 No.2572086

>>2572085
i would listen

 No.2572087

now theyre oldjeans…

 No.2572088

File: 1756167347870.jpg (103.6 KB, 1095x1204, Screenshot_2025-08-26_02-1….jpg)

>>2572082
amen
especially hanni she was so pure

 No.2572089

just beat act 3 of drop duchy as the republic faction

 No.2572090

toot do you think i could pull off a bucket hat

 No.2572091

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 No.2572092

>>2571704
what the HELL is going on here

 No.2572093

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 No.2572094

renovation

 No.2572095

gay? couldn't be me

 No.2572096

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 No.2572097

>>2571799
how do i get this good at balatro

 No.2572098

>>2572093
this is so us

 No.2572099

theres no skill in balatro its all luck man just keep reloading until you get a good joker early

 No.2572100

More babies were born in Nigeria in the last 8 months than in the entirety of the EU in 2024

 No.2572101

reminds me of the fable about the lion and the monkey

 No.2572102

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 No.2572104

>>2571835
bro this was posted yesterday

 No.2572105

i dont believe in time

 No.2572106

youve gook to be kidding

 No.2572107

https://www.twitch.tv/mang0
our guy is playing our girl?

 No.2572108

the only thing i know is that in 5 hours
the freezer will be opened
the beer will be looted

 No.2572109

asian girls

 No.2572110

is that the loli vampire?

 No.2572111

>>2572107
first of all that game looks like cheeks
secondly why does mango look like that

 No.2572112

hol up
deadlock fucking sucks ass?

 No.2572113

year of the 'lock! get on deadlock bros!

 No.2572114

mango coming in hot with that 45yo boomer look

 No.2572115

what did roadrunners run on before people were around
dirt??
did they used to be dirtrunners

 No.2572116

>>2572115
go back to bed zii

 No.2572117

i dont care if deadlock is actually good or not but i can never forgive valve for abandoning tf2 and leaving their fans completely in the dark just so they could make a moba game

 No.2572118

just found out that roadrunners are real creatures

 No.2572119

i care
i asked

 No.2572120

does deadlock have the dota 2 problem where half the playerbase is disgusting russian scum

 No.2572121

what playbase LMAO!

 No.2572122

does deadlock have a sizeable playerbase of hot 20 something yo asians

 No.2572123

lol you pwned deadflop

 No.2572124


 No.2572125

now you see im an american, i dont queue with russians that often but it did happen enough times for me to learn that all the eus and i mean all the eus that complain about russians are actually dogshit at the game i loved playing with russians because they actually did things on the map and crossed the river before the 40 minute mark that told me that the eus complaining are just passive shitter babies scared to fight and actually play the game

 No.2572126

*bawls my eyes out to this*

 No.2572127

>>2572126
whyd wes make this movie look like a tf2 map

 No.2572128

more movies should look like tf2 maps

 No.2572129

we should make movies in tf2

 No.2572130

imagine if instead of a deadlock alpha people were playing the tf3 alpha

 No.2572131

*bawls my eyes out at this*

 No.2572132

>>2572129
*slides you sfm*
do what i cannot (because i chose linux)

 No.2572133

deadlock is too wokecoded i wouldnt want a tf made by this valve

 No.2572134

>>2572133
cautious +1

 No.2572135

i thought gabe handpicked every chud at valve howd they become woke

 No.2572136

im basically done gaming
ill play a couple classics here and there but i cant keep goin

 No.2572137

ill always be a gamer

 No.2572138

you guys are babies youre supposed to like hard games deadlock is epic

 No.2572139

>>2572138
hop on bro lets play!

 No.2572140

i dont mind hard games if theyre fun but whats the payoff to learning all the movement tech in deadlock? 50 minutes of farming ugly robot creeps?

 No.2572141

the gargoyle character is gweedmaxed

 No.2572142

deadlock, like all mobas, isnt hard unless you are in the top 1% of the playerbase

 No.2572143

>>2572069
around here they call uic the university of indians and chinese

 No.2572144

maybe ill just go full linen
its comfortable, not too expensive, looks alright for a grown man in his late 30s with severe depression

 No.2572145

>>2572138
mobas are not hard games lol
melee? now that's a hard game

 No.2572146

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 No.2572147

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 No.2572148

>>2572147
hol up they named some nigger collider after the second boss of the deadmines dungeon in world of warcraft? sneed?

 No.2572149

im a white guy and a black guy invited me to go to a black church and handed me a card and told me he hoped to see me there and i just feel really awkward because why did he do that? am i going to be the token white?

 No.2572150

maybe he wants to set you up with his cousin or something

 No.2572151

a week from now itll be september and we'll be 2/3rds of the way done with the year!

 No.2572152

and they meet this thursday so i have to decide if im going to be the token white guy at the black church for the free food
and even worse theres another church that also meets weekly and has free food and theyre not all black

 No.2572153

>>2572151
i thought i told you to shut the fuck up man

 No.2572154

the black church will probably be a better experience
they go wild as hell

 No.2572155

cant believe we are becoming black christians

 No.2572156

theyre gonna laugh at you when you dont know the words to all the hymns and gospels

 No.2572157

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 No.2572158

kinda want to go on the beer run even though i already have beer

 No.2572159

the thrill of the run

 No.2572160

whenever i see these guys my legs automatically spread

 No.2572161

*didnt ask*

 No.2572162

>>2572154
true…. they do be goin wild as hell at the black church

 No.2572163

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 No.2572164

Every cup/8oz of milk consumed in childhood increased height by .39cm on average.

 No.2572165

WHAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO DO FOR THE NEXT 4 HOURS

 No.2572166

write up a business plan

 No.2572167

>>2572165
work your mouth on my cock

 No.2572168

letting women into the army seems like a bad idea

 No.2572169

what about like army nurses and stuff

 No.2572170

thats fine women can definitely be useful in some auxiliary roles but as leaders or combatants it seems like its just an awful idea all around

 No.2572171

can my therapy office please not call me at almost 10pm i don’t believe this is within business hours

 No.2572172

maybe thats part of their therapy

 No.2572173

Trump: There was one Korea. It was a very large and powerful country. It was a country that went to war with China 51 times over the last 2000 years.

 No.2572174


 No.2572175

trumps such a character

 No.2572176

trump is going to reunify korea so the south koreans can nastify all the nork women

 No.2572177

he wants a big legacy accomplishment so bad

 No.2572178


 No.2572179

kind of surprised geneticists havent been able to identify the gene thats responsible for an eidetic memory and start crispr editing babies to be little geniuses

 No.2572180

>>2572173
crazy that people can look me in the eye with a straight face and tell me trump isnt the funniest guy alive on planet earth right now

 No.2572181


 No.2572182

crazy how i can int and type in chat fuck you guys im inting and not get banned lol

 No.2572183

would you rather have a 300k salary job at google doing whatever or the ability to turn into a mouse

 No.2572184

im lower than a mouse

 No.2572185

i sneed a legacy accomplishment

 No.2572186

would you rather have a legacy accomplishment or the ability to turn into a mouse

 No.2572187

>>2572185
we got plenty of legacy achievements man!

 No.2572188

lol

 No.2572189

made a new friend and hes a weirdo in just the exact same way as my old ex-friend

 No.2572190

>>2572188
bwo these avatars are being controlled by grown men

 No.2572191

not only am i a grown man
im a grown man living at home with my parents!

 No.2572192

>>2572191
sneed this

 No.2572193

y'all ain't takin me to jail

 No.2572194

im a lot like robert guiscard

 No.2572195

dating tip: take pictures of women on the subway that you want to date, and feed the images to chatgpt and ask if you are looksmatched with any of them. If yes, then follow her to her destination and introduce yourself

 No.2572196

>>2572195
*jostles you*

 No.2572197


 No.2572198

wyoming lauched a stablecoin

 No.2572199

tried installing a hard drive in my computer and it was a tremendously 'licious experience
im just gonna have to tape it to the bottom of the case or something

 No.2572200

being part of a nomadic hunter gatherer tribe roving an untamed land…

 No.2572201

>>2572199
the vibrations from having it loose are going to destroy it 10x faster

 No.2572202

*drools*

 No.2572203

why isnt there a meat and potatoes restaurant it seems like a no brainer

 No.2572204

is there a specific SATA cable brand im supposed to get

 No.2572205

>>2572203
any eastern european or irish restaurant

 No.2572206

uhh yeah, i do believe that it is up

 No.2572207

i think i like bellular even less than smon

 No.2572208

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 No.2572209

lol

 No.2572210

https://www.twitch.tv/avoidingthepuddle
crazy how aris is a better gamer than 90% of the posters here

 No.2572211

>>2572199
i just used zip ties and made a little cage for it

 No.2572212

how do you know how good a gamer you are

 No.2572213

you gotta play ranked pussy

 No.2572214

i dont think ive ever been below top 3% in any game ive played and have been significantly higher in some

 No.2572215

im platinum in every game i play

 No.2572216

do you ever feel like a flower in a dewy meadow

 No.2572217

i havent lost in a video game in almost 2 years

 No.2572218

you lost in real life tho lol

 No.2572219


 No.2572220

>>2572219
you think if i call her an obese whore itll cheer her up

 No.2572221

real life is gay, gaming is the real real life now

 No.2572222

>>2572219
not opening that

 No.2572223

>>2572219
id settle

 No.2572224

>>2572220
probably yea shes chill like that

 No.2572225

i do not fuck with women and you can put that one on god

 No.2572226

fr

 No.2572227

this nigga bussin

 No.2572228

you would if they didnt avoid you like the plague tho

 No.2572229

File: 1756183046462.png (760.39 KB, 750x563, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.2572230

they dont avoid me i simply never leave the house

 No.2572231

neetfuck
plays wow
sips
lives in moms basement

shes literally us bros

 No.2572232

wonder whats so obviously off putting about me that makes people avoid me

 No.2572233

except instead of being a pure leech on her aging parents she makes some money off her simps

 No.2572234

>>2572232
stfu bitch

 No.2572235

i had this really good rendetion of tears for fears - shout but i replaced shout with nap but i forgot the lyrics already

 No.2572236


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 No.2572238

what a great website kick dot com is

 No.2572239

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 No.2572240

>>2572237
GOD DAMN THAT HOE IS NASTY!!!!!!

 No.2572241

>>2572236
has she tried not being such a whore

 No.2572242

the game is mine
i deal the cards

 No.2572243

*flips the table*
now what

 No.2572244

one time i read something about a guy having a chance encounter with some wizened nepalese buddhist monk and he said something like that the man had an unmistakable and palpable aura of serenity around him like he could feel physically feel it just by being in the monk's presence i wonder if such a power is really possible

 No.2572245

>>2572244
yea man monks have zen meditation!

 No.2572246

we do need to monkmaxx more
i meditate 10-15 mins every day but its not enough

 No.2572247

if by monkmax you mean get drunk and listen to goreshit

 No.2572248

*travels to the peak of serenity*

 No.2572249

if you want to monkmaxx you gotta find lorewalker cho!

 No.2572250

>>2572247
oh hell yeah

 No.2572251

walking around the grocery store with my aura of serenity
impressing all the single moms

 No.2572252

*walks without rhythm to the bathroom to drop this fat turd out of my ass*

 No.2572253

hold up nepal's national anthem slaps

 No.2572254

cellutron is femcel…

 No.2572255

nasty ass

 No.2572256

>>2572253
yoo sounds like some mists of pandaria shit

 No.2572257

giiiirl your ass so fine i wanna be reincarnated as a porta potty to see what comes out it

 No.2572258

damn watching cellutron take off her makeup in real time was the final blackpill for me

 No.2572259

>>2572253
ill check this out later im really busy right now

 No.2572260

>>2572256
sounds like a victorious army marching into battle

 No.2572261

the victorious army marches out of battle you dumbass

 No.2572262

>>2572253
this is what it sounds like when i take my white ass to the shrine of the seven stars

 No.2572263

>>2572261
not according to sun tzu

 No.2572264

damn cellutrons sister is saving up for a double boobjob thats crazy as hell

 No.2572265

why do they add all these stupid allied races i want the yak dudes theyre sick as fuck

 No.2572266

sun tzu is so overrated

 No.2572267

well sun tzu is fuckin dead maybe he didnt have life all that figured out after all

 No.2572268

i tried to get grok to get a quote that refuted that and it couldnt youre right sun tzu fuckin sucks

 No.2572269

Victorious warriors win first and then go to war, while defeated warriors go to war first and then seek to win

 No.2572270

hol up the warriors are casting victory rush?

 No.2572271

they have ranked pussy now??!?

 No.2572272

File: 1756186297991.png (124.79 KB, 793x176, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.2572273

lets just say a big fat stinky turd just got pinched off by my anus

 No.2572274

>>2572272
am i supposed to read this right to left or left to right

 No.2572275


 No.2572276

need to free up like 50 gb its doomed

 No.2572277

File: 1756187855951.png (17.03 KB, 322x61, ClipboardImage.png)

what the FUCK

 No.2572278

k-break

 No.2572279


 No.2572280

the jews have ruined wow addons i should have fuckign known

 No.2572281

the beer has been looted from the freezer

 No.2572282

Alon Rabinowitz and Nir Finkelstein? are you fucking kidding me

 No.2572283

bruh you got people like vogue as senior quest designers in wow

 No.2572284

china intelligently went and they sort of took a monopoly of the world's magnets, and nobody needed magnets until they convinced everybody 20 years ago, let's all do magnets

 No.2572285

i still just download the addons from curseforge and just unrar them myself

 No.2572286

In June 2020, Overwolf acquired CurseForge, for an undisclosed sum, from Twitch.

 No.2572287

in a world full of magnets…

 No.2572288

whats up bros…

 No.2572289

hey

 No.2572290

i want a bf

 No.2572291

cobra was the man

 No.2572292

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 No.2572293

clean





















clean

 No.2572294

File: 1756190841441.mp4 (103.87 KB, best-boy-benson-helicopter….mp4)


 No.2572295

File: 1756190885905.png (80.27 KB, 1290x426, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.2572296

>>2572295
And Seht then extended his hands and multitudes of homunculi came forth, each like a glimmering rope through the water, and they raised the netchiman's wife back to the surface world and set her down on the shoals of Azura's coast. There she lay for seven or eight more months, caring for the egg-knowledge by whispering to it the Codes of Mephala and the prophecies of Veloth and even the forbidden teachings of Trinimac.

 No.2572297


 No.2572298

>>2572277
>>2572280
>>2572285
cmon man we use curseforge

 No.2572299

>>2572298
stupid retard nigger WHO OWNS CURSEFORGE

 No.2572300

cant believe the jews got sipper

 No.2572301

addons ruined wow

 No.2572302

first they came for the wowbros and i cheered them on

 No.2572303

wow would be such a garbage game without addons
ever notice how every other mmo doesnt have addons and they all suck huge donkey balls

 No.2572304

wish i could achieve full vengeance for the wrongs done to me

 No.2572305

notice how every good memory from wow is from before addon cancer invaded

 No.2572306

File: 1756192388510.jpg (127.84 KB, 695x729, Untitled.jpg)


 No.2572307

addon release date: a long time ago
the jailer release date: 2022
im done with you dumbfucks

 No.2572308

>>2572253
this reminds me of the song from subterranean animism the one in hell

 No.2572309

>>2572305
bro i installed bagnon like my second week playing

 No.2572310

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the good stuff on sale for 10 bucks?
*wheeze*
aint no way!

 No.2572311

>>2572308
it really do it really do

 No.2572312

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 No.2572313

speaking of 2hu
Touhou Heardle #532

🔊🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜

#TOUHEARDLE

https://pniked.github.io/touhou-heardle/

 No.2572314

woah ass ahoy

 No.2572315

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 No.2572316

>>2572292
he doesn't look 6'5

 No.2572317

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 No.2572318

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 No.2572319

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 No.2572320

hm yes…that picture again..

 No.2572321

do you like it

 No.2572322

toot says i cant make new threads because i need a picture



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