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 No.2567511[Last 50 Posts]

smon weighed in

 No.2567512

openclose

 No.2567513

lol

 No.2567514

i guess i could just open one of these bottles of wine

 No.2567515

sigh i got stranded

 No.2567516

File: 1755637509113.jpg (123.07 KB, 1922x1080, 20250818_123733.jpg)

>>2567508
the lil black bros don't care either.

 No.2567517

the yn's

 No.2567518

yooooooo
yns goin nuts out here

 No.2567519

i always feel nappy aroun now

 No.2567520

>>2567516
do the hispanics care about the mexican-american war or texas revolution

 No.2567521

WELL MAYBE IM THE FAGGOT AMERICA

 No.2567522

>>2567520
i have never taught texas history before, but i doubt it.

 No.2567523

texas is ours holmes you stole it from us mang

 No.2567524

>>2567519
same its the worst

 No.2567525

were gonna take more of mexico just you wait

 No.2567526

lets not pretend the white kids care either

 No.2567527

white boys dont care because they already learned about that stuff from playing strategy games

 No.2567528

im really considering packing my toys into a car and driving to california how hard is to make it from nothing

 No.2567529

hoooooooooooo boy!

 No.2567530

bro is gonna make himself homeless

 No.2567531

NEW SMON? I FUCKING SNEED IT!!!!

 No.2567532

>>2567513
whatchu know about hard work lol

 No.2567533

>>2567529
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 No.2567534

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File: 1755639208028.jpg (99.31 KB, 1251x511, Untitled.jpg)

YOU KNOW IM GETTING THAT EPIC EDITION MAN!

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File: 1755639333060.png (208.67 KB, 1114x1584, ClipboardImage.png)

:(

 No.2567537

>>2567535
>future housing early access
holy fuck

 No.2567538

File: 1755639422190.jpg (110.36 KB, 1920x1080, 20250818_085255.jpg)

>>2567528
what if we link up our cars and make a convo?

 No.2567539

>>2567536
damn dude

 No.2567540

so what if i drink matcha

 No.2567541

>>2567536
dumb kid

 No.2567542

>>2567536
>i dont have any actual friends, only 2
lol

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 No.2567544

that guy drinks matcha 😂

 No.2567545

ive been meaning to get into matcha

 No.2567546

>>2567536
it do be like that fr

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 No.2567548

hm yeh not clicking that

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 No.2567550

>>2567536
he just like us

 No.2567551

>>2567549
roblox memes are so funny

 No.2567552

get nathan in here we can help raise him we went what he did already and came out the other side

 No.2567553

its, dare i say it, up

 No.2567554

File: 1755639713137.jpg (56.13 KB, 320x371, 1755629708728958.jpg)

>>2567529
>"gameplay trailer"
>no gameplay

 No.2567555

>>2567553
this guy fell off hard

 No.2567556

>gameplay trailer
>its wow so its the exact same thing for the past 20 years

 No.2567557

get the fuck in here nathan your big bros got a few tips for you

 No.2567558

my number one tip for you nathan? get that bag

 No.2567559

uhhhhhh bros wow midnight is patch 12.0 (12:00 is midnight)

 No.2567560

any bisu clips commentating on his son lately??

 No.2567561

second tip always make marines

 No.2567562

destiny is just doing lazy react content now he doesnt even try

 No.2567563

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 No.2567564

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 No.2567565

i love indian food so much man im going to india you cant stop me

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 No.2567567

>>2567562
crazy how hed rather do that and suck dick than be a dad to nathan

 No.2567568

nathan sounds like a little shit so i cant blame him

 No.2567569

>>2567563
this is the heart and soul of the comm

 No.2567570

indian curry just tastes like the chili you put on hotdogs

 No.2567571

>>2567565
massive mistake man

 No.2567572

the lonely loner seems to free his mind at night

 No.2567573

nathan sounds that way because he had a cleft pallet or whatever hes not retarded

 No.2567574

destiny loved nathan back in the day damn i miss the sc2 days

 No.2567575

im having lamb madras
spice bay leaf coconut mustard seed its so good

 No.2567576

if youre wondering if the man on the scooter can bring two 18 packs of beer home at once
the answer is yes

 No.2567577

ever since destiny took shrooms and drugs and killed rekful he was never the same he went full hilary mode

 No.2567578

sc2? that game was gay we never played that crap

 No.2567579

>>2567529
oh damn bro thats crazy cant wait to go to quelthalas (lol)

 No.2567580

nathan check out this h2h ian clip

 No.2567581

*dips an oreo in vodka*

 No.2567582

i played the campaigns for sc 2 it was alright

 No.2567583

now the co-op commanders mode……

 No.2567584

seriously link nathan here

 No.2567585

pretty sure we all played the sc2 campaign 15 years ago lil bro

 No.2567586

toot stop them, hes a child

 No.2567587

hol up nathans twitter is suspended like father like son

 No.2567588

>>2567586
thats why he wants him here

 No.2567589

poor nathan…

 No.2567590

NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRR

 No.2567591

he can lurk just cant post only 18+ can post

 No.2567592

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 No.2567593

File: 1755640595572.jpg (139.73 KB, 865x1300, GyvaclfXQAAQ4s8.jpg)


 No.2567594

*deep as fuck voice*
breathe it in

 No.2567595

actually now that i think about it a snyder batman would have been pretty cool

 No.2567596

>>2567593
is this japanese or comic book i dont know how to read this one it doesnt make sense

 No.2567597

nathan may be a child but hes really mature for his age

 No.2567598

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 No.2567599

>>2567595
hell yea
ive heard how retarded warner brothers were in the snyder days, i bet he wanted to and WB said nah

 No.2567600

tadaima~

 No.2567601

File: 1755640963148.jpg (440.05 KB, 2048x1308, GyuSyAIacAMzBjK.jpg)

>>2567600
okaeri~

 No.2567602

they prolly said shit like
>we just had the nolan trilogy the audience isnt ready

 No.2567603

they were probably right nolan did too good of a job with the first 2 batmans

 No.2567604

they should let wes anderson direct batman

 No.2567605

a wes anderson adam west style goofy batman would not be too bad i think

 No.2567606

entering the skol hole without having chips crumbs everywhere is so much nicer

 No.2567607

batman should be noir or campy again tired of the 'gritty' and 'realistic' take on the character it was fine when nolan did it but its boring now

 No.2567608


 No.2567609

everyone just does grimdark batmans now but there's decades where he wasnt so depressing

 No.2567610

crazy how we're going to get laid for the first time in our lives soon

 No.2567611

>>2567607
-1 die bitch

 No.2567612

what if batman had downs syndrome

 No.2567613

were sucking dicks were moving out were having sex nathan is coming what a year 2025 has been

 No.2567614

who the fuck is nathan

 No.2567615

nathaniel bonnelli?

 No.2567616

oh destinys kid

 No.2567617

nathan for you the hit tv sketch show

 No.2567618

yeah nathans son needs parental help and were gonna help him like a bunch of big bros

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 No.2567620

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 No.2567621

>>2567610
amen brother

 No.2567622

toot its pouring so hard the power flickered twice in 2 minutes >_<

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 No.2567624

crazy how society reinvented eunuchs

 No.2567625

starting to think tinny was right about all relationships being purely transactional

 No.2567626

File: 1755642073977.webm (4.86 MB, 1080x1920, matchan.webm)


 No.2567627

ive never gotten anything out of any relationship ever im always the one just being drained sucked dry like a matcha

 No.2567628

what ifwe groomed nathan

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 No.2567630

cant believe we really glew up in 2025

 No.2567631

nathan doesnt need grooming he needs love and support from family

 No.2567632

fuck sickos doods

 No.2567633

whys tito "the huntington beach badboy" otiz use a kukri to cut his onions

 No.2567634

>>2567626
im going to kill you

 No.2567635

lets adopt nathan

 No.2567636

rape

 No.2567637

im a matcha nigga now

 No.2567638

playing around with a flashlight and shadows is kind of crazy

 No.2567639

i remember doing that as a kid when i got my first flashlight

 No.2567640

i remember when i got my first fleshlight

 No.2567641


 No.2567642

i nver bought a fleshlight but i almost bought a dildo one time and ended up cancelling the order

 No.2567643

>>2567642
hell yea dawg

 No.2567644

i nearly bought one of those disembodied pussy+ass mini torsos

 No.2567645


 No.2567646

File: 1755642799869.jpg (69.08 KB, 850x646, sample_6059688fab17ee86a89….jpg)

test

 No.2567647

>>2567645
i like to join fashionably late

 No.2567648

File: 1755642932289.jpg (63.98 KB, 1024x682, 1755354277604366.jpg)

>im going to kill you

 No.2567649

>all these niggas with mydisney accounts

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 No.2567651

>>2567650
aint no damn way

 No.2567652

File: 1755643137905.webm (6.9 MB, 1080x1920, icedmatcha.webm)


 No.2567653

so sick of the matchaspam

 No.2567654

File: 1755643277223.jpg (535.22 KB, 1440x1920, 534282328_1852730667401257….jpg)

its tuesday night
and you know what we do on tuesday night

 No.2567655

yeah we shoop da whoop

 No.2567656

>>2567654
she looks nice

 No.2567657

>>2567623
itd be so cool if you could dye that black and do the whole batfleck armor suit
walk around stormwind like batman

 No.2567658

*shoots a smoke bomb at an orc*
you're not brave

 No.2567659

lol

 No.2567660


 No.2567661

been hearing alot of buzz about matcha lately

 No.2567662

RAPE
AND ALCOHOL

 No.2567663

French streamer dies in his sleep after being tortured for months for content , live
French streamer dies in his sleep after being tortured for months for content , live
French streamer dies in his sleep after being tortured for months for content , live
French streamer dies in his sleep after being tortured for months for content , live
French streamer dies in his sleep after being tortured for months for content , live
French streamer dies in his sleep after being tortured for months for content , live
French streamer dies in his sleep after being tortured for months for content , live

 No.2567664

xqc died?

 No.2567665

>>2567663
should we drop a hundo bomb in memoriam

 No.2567666

>>2567663
was the torture at least like….in a sexy way?

 No.2567667

wish i could die in my sleep i foresee much suffering in my future

 No.2567668

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c1mpjplk4pxo
Investigation into 'horrifying' death of French streamer
it always kick streamers

 No.2567669

kick dot com? thats where i watch my nasty whores

 No.2567670

>>2567663
damn plup just talked about this on stream

 No.2567671

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

 No.2567672

it's up

 No.2567673

https://kick.com/cutemeiling

speaking of nasty whores check this one out

 No.2567674

Popular collectible plush toys Labubu found to contain high levels of formaldehyde
Popular collectible plush toys Labubu found to contain high levels of formaldehyde
Popular collectible plush toys Labubu found to contain high levels of formaldehyde
Popular collectible plush toys Labubu found to contain high levels of formaldehyde
Popular collectible plush toys Labubu found to contain high levels of formaldehyde
Popular collectible plush toys Labubu found to contain high levels of formaldehyde

 No.2567675

do NOT lie about labububus dude

 No.2567676

>>2567673
-1 ugly bitch but that katieohlee chick that was posted here earlier is a hot as fuck fuckin hog hooo boy

 No.2567677

my labubu hasnt even shipped yet man

 No.2567678

lot of industrial glues have high levels of formaldehyde that stuffs everywhere

 No.2567679

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 No.2567680

lol

 No.2567681

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 No.2567682

>>2567680
whyd he do that

 No.2567683

*tokyo drifts directly into a semi*

 No.2567684

DEJA VU

 No.2567685

*tokyo drifts directly into a fat hog's thighfat*

 No.2567686

https://www.twitch.tv/pokemon
this is the episode where meowth dresses as a sunflora

 No.2567687

brock just accused someone of blasting their pokemon with steroids

 No.2567688

team rocket is always up to something

 No.2567689

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 No.2567691

yeeted that dogmon

 No.2567692

jessie is a hottie

 No.2567693

wonder what the normal team rocket guys think about jesse and james

 No.2567694

>>2567663
he was some mentally ill homeless poor guy being exploited by a blade type character

 No.2567695

thats messed up

 No.2567696

its up

 No.2567697

>>2567689
literal manface
wtf was blizzard thinking

 No.2567698

rudyard crazy for this one

 No.2567699

i think they overdid it with the armor too
the over choreographed flips and stuff are so stale
and the writing direction could have been so much better
in short i didnt like it

 No.2567700

hol up
wow is shit?

 No.2567701

blizzard is so cooked

 No.2567702

cooking*

 No.2567703

File: 1755646296173.jpg (1.21 MB, 1708x2160, GyKSakoXUAAHqiE.jpg)

nwp

 No.2567704

blizzard is so cooking

 No.2567705

hol up bubsyheads did you see this?

 No.2567706


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 No.2567708

shes just trying to go viral like saya

 No.2567709

>>2567701
>>2567700
it feels like the initial meeting and the notes metzen gave them for the trailer were probably good

some fighting
going to the sunwell
some more fighting

then they handed that to a bunch of idiots who made it terrible

 No.2567710

>>2567709
uhhhh okay but i didnt really ask so…

 No.2567711

>>2567709
>then they handed that to a bunch of idiots who made it terrible
okay but that happened in like 2007

 No.2567712

>>2567706
japan was so real for this

 No.2567713

i do believe that it is up

 No.2567714

>>2567713
looks good from the thumbnail pretty dominoes-esque (the 10/10 undisputed cheese pizza king) but im not actually gonna click on this goyslop though
speaking of….. i need to order some FUCKING dominoes man!

 No.2567715

aaaaaaahhhh

 No.2567716

hol up i can pre order the epic edition of world of warcraft midnight using klarna and pay for it in 4 spread out payments?

 No.2567717

im scared im so scared im scared

 No.2567718

oof 6.1 for the firemen

 No.2567719

>>2567716
holy fuck
how do i short this shit like in the big short

 No.2567720

what are we scared of?

 No.2567721

okay
its decided
on thursday we spend half our money on liquor and half our money on dominos

 No.2567722

im scared of becoming homeless and not being able to make it in the world on my own

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>>2567722
bro go to college they pay you to go if you're poor!

 No.2567725

>>2567721
bro drinking time is in 6 hours you gotta stock up!

 No.2567726

>>2567714
heck yeah brother

 No.2567727

>>2567724
im too fucking stupid and dont know math man

 No.2567728

>>2567727
you dont need to take math courses

 No.2567729

if you dont mind selling your soul you could join the military

 No.2567730

>>2567727
you need to take math courses to learn math brother

 No.2567731

its pretty hard to fuck to up so bad you become homeless actually
realistic worst case scenario is a shitty retail job and a welfare apartment

 No.2567732

sure sure

 No.2567733

in fact most of the non-mentally ill homeless make enough to not be homeless but they spend it all on opiates
50-100 dollar a day habits are common

 No.2567734

lightning outside is crazy rn

 No.2567735

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 No.2567736

rudyard really cooked on this one he is at his best talking about negroes

 No.2567737

im cooked

 No.2567738

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 No.2567739

fuck you spiderman!!!!!!!!

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 No.2567741

whatever happened to the original isekai

 No.2567742

>>2567740
that's nasty bro

 No.2567743

File: 1755651123690.jpg (26.37 KB, 1600x900, Gyvf_j5WEAAZtyp.jpg)

this used to carry some weight…

 No.2567744

back when it was cool to steal your coworkers breast milk…

 No.2567745

things do be changing

 No.2567746

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 No.2567747

liquh

 No.2567748

revolting trying way too hard

 No.2567749

File: 1755651641845.mp4 (11.82 MB, neverforget.mp4)


 No.2567750

he was upset

 No.2567751

>>2567746
trans?

 No.2567752

aaaa

 No.2567753

whores and lain linked up?

 No.2567754

i cant take mild sobriety any longer!

 No.2567755

i do think its really cool how shut-in weeb imageboard culture is chic now

 No.2567756

tonights plan
beer in the freezer
then to the vod

 No.2567757

>>2567755
its actually really lame and gay

 No.2567758

is lame and gay chic?

 No.2567759

File: 1755652104786.mp4 (1.45 MB, ADMIN_HES_DOING_IT_SIDEWAY….mp4)

>>2567755
>i do think its really cool how shut-in weeb imageboard culture is chic now

 No.2567760

omo

 No.2567761

>>2567749
that songs so tooncoded

 No.2567762

my rpg friends wanna do a vampire the masquerade campaign

 No.2567763

IM OUT OF CHIPS FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 No.2567764

theres finally meaning to my life again (new 'smon)

 No.2567765

File: 1755652913962.jpg (236.71 KB, 1301x2048, Gywd-TeXIAA4XpP.jpg)

https://www.twitch.tv/bunnyayu
holy fuck bunnybros gih

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 No.2567767

Great Value brand frozen shrimp sold at Walmart could be contaminated with Cesium-137

 No.2567768

>>2567760
wrestling girls…

 No.2567769

wrestling troons…..

 No.2567770

what if you die without ever getting devils kissed by a girl

 No.2567771

what is devils kissed

 No.2567772

probably some asshole thing

 No.2567773

wrestling toon!

 No.2567774

im drinking a priorat and it fucking sucks!

 No.2567775

gunz is freaking hard

 No.2567776

*butterflies you*

 No.2567777

don't butterfly me bro

 No.2567778

i want to make out with bunnys asshole

 No.2567779

wow that venue looks small
viviz tickets sold out in literally 3 minutes for ny

 No.2567780

dont half step reload swap shot me bro

 No.2567781

hol up bros we may be able to go to the liquor store tomorrow instead of thursday!

 No.2567782

not even gonna ask about a priorat and just gonna assume is rat intestine juice

 No.2567783

soaked

 No.2567784

fasting actually feels pretty good think ill do like a week of one meal a day on restricted calories then move on to a few day wet fast then small dry fast

 No.2567785

this jubilee channel is crazy we should get in on this

 No.2567786


 No.2567787

File: 1755655079743.png (286.71 KB, 679x523, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.2567788

dads watching gigachad aura farming shorts

 No.2567789

my dad watches westerns on dvd

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 No.2567791

>>2567788
link me dad

 No.2567792

dad watches stuff like this on youtube im not joking

 No.2567793

so we just got hamas to agree to a ceasefire and hostage release today

and all of the sudden israel is gonna do an even bigger invasion

 No.2567794

>>2567792
the flute is kinda fire though
i wish i could get the background music without the sound effects in front of it

 No.2567795

File: 1755656900433.png (150.02 KB, 746x651, ClipboardImage.png)

lol pokebros will get this one

 No.2567796

File: 1755657869842.png (1.04 MB, 1080x1364, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.2567797

tadaima~

i dont think they came to spray my apt… i was recording on my webcam and it doesn't look like anyone came in…

unless they came in while i was asleep or in the shower… (my door was unlocked which was weird)

 No.2567798

>>2567784
why dry, that sounds miserable

 No.2567799

he thinks his little webcam is gonna stop us
were in your walls

 No.2567800

https://kick.com/laugal

now this might be too spicy for me

 No.2567801

>>2567797
okaeri~

 No.2567802

and if they came in when I was asleep (my alarm woke me up 15 mins before their "start" time but i kept snoozing for like 2 hours

they usually knock really loud and yell management so i def would have heard it and woken up… so what the frig

 No.2567803

shes just moving around and making moaning noises random drug addled strippers have better audience engagement than this 0/10

 No.2567804

>>2567796
once i forgot my address and told the dude on the phone i gotta look outside my place to remember

 No.2567805

oh yeah… ah nevermind

 No.2567806

'big dog'

 No.2567807

>>2567798
apparently its supposed to do a bunch of stuff and i wanna try it

 No.2567808

>>2567807
the stuff :
-misery
-anger
-death

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 No.2567810

im going to record tomorrow too… im still freaked out by my door being unlocked but maybe i forgot to lock it after throwing out the trash last night

 No.2567811

what if we observed ramadan but just for teh lulz

 No.2567812

chillax dude just moving your furniture around and leaving doors unlocked before murdering you

 No.2567813

>>2567812
you're right i should record when i go to sleep in case someone comes in

 No.2567814

>>2567813
thats how you find out you have ghosts

 No.2567815

personally i don't care if i live or die, but i had to call a locksmith once and he popped the door open in 30 seconds quietly, and charles manson's gang did the night time 'creepy crawl' before killing people to start the RAHOWA

 No.2567816

we should become locksmiths

 No.2567817

>>2567804
one time i told someone the wrong address

 No.2567818

we should rob people

 No.2567819

wish i could get high to calm my nerves before a home invasion with my whole crew

 No.2567820

>>2567797
lock your door man

 No.2567821

bunnys boobs are so big man

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 No.2567823

bro….

 No.2567824

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how do i use chatgpt5 to write a one page essay for me?

 No.2567825

thats it im going all in on amazing cultivation simulator

 No.2567826

did you try asking it?

 No.2567827

>>2567797
why are you getting your apartment sprayed man

 No.2567828

>>2567824
Amazing Cultivation Simulator is a xianxia-inspired management and strategy game where players train disciples, build sects, and attempt to guide mortals toward immortality. Progress is fragile: breakthroughs can fail, disciples can collapse under cosmic tribulations, and a single misstep can undo years of cultivation. The attraction lies not in neat success but in managing chaos while still chasing transcendence.

It resembles Starcraft more than other colony sims—both demand orchestrating many moving parts, while outcomes hinge on rapid adaptation when systems spiral out of control. The player is less a ruler than a custodian of unstable energies. The result is stories that balance control and collapse, where futility is inseparable from achievement.

That volatility allows absurd insertions. One can imagine a sect based in Dade, Florida, running on Skol Vodka offerings, or gorillas inducted as disciples wrestling with qi refinement. A 30-year-old man with grey hair could emerge as the weary patriarch of such a sect, embodying both the weight of responsibility and the futility of chasing eternity. Naming disciples after Girl’s Day reinforces the surrealism, turning the simulator into a stage where pop idols, apes, and would-be sages all pursue the impossible.

In the end, the game thrives on contradiction: the solemn pursuit of immortality undercut by absurd narratives, the demand for mastery tempered by inevitable collapse. Amazing Cultivation Simulator is both cosmic meditation and parody, a reminder that immortality, like control, always slips away.

 No.2567829

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 No.2567830

lol

 No.2567831


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>>2567826
im a pleb when it comes to prooooompting
>>2567828
thanks, but i don't think i can use this on my job application

 No.2567833

i imagine recruiters are good at sniffing out ai resumes at this point

 No.2567834

i think im beginning to see how deeply anti human and evil ai is

 No.2567835

it's basically ai checking on ai written resumes these days

 No.2567836

>>2567834
it is such a burden

 No.2567837

>>2567832
Dear Hiring Committee,

I am applying for the open teaching position at your institution. At 30 years old, I bring the steadiness of experience alongside the energy necessary to connect with students in meaningful ways. My grey hair is a marker not of age but of discipline and commitment to growth, both qualities that I bring into the classroom.

My interests may seem eclectic—vtubers, Japan, Starcraft, and firearms—but they serve as powerful tools for engagement. Modern learners thrive when educators can bridge academic material with the culture and hobbies that occupy their daily lives. Discussing narrative design through vtubers, history and language through Japan, strategic thinking through Starcraft, and mechanical engineering principles through firearms allows me to anchor lessons in concrete, relatable domains. Students remember most when learning feels alive.

Creativity underpins my teaching approach. A lesson can adopt a "jungle theme," for example, to model ecosystems, team survival strategies, or historical exploration, immersing students in a vivid environment where concepts are not abstract but lived. This style ensures that education transcends memorization and becomes an active process.

I value clarity, structure, and adaptability. I hold myself accountable to high standards of instruction, ensuring students not only achieve academic goals but also develop the ability to think independently. My professional demeanor, combined with my unconventional but effective engagement strategies, makes me a strong candidate for this role.

Thank you for considering my application.

 No.2567838

that was kind of a shit essay but the jungle theme really brought it back

 No.2567839

no more aispam

 No.2567840

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>>2567837
wow you are just like me fr
>at 30 years old
a lil baby bro….

 No.2567841

think it might be time for a lil pre drinking nap

 No.2567842

k-break

 No.2567843

>>2567840
its a prompting lesson for you man if you tell it a 30 year old man with grey hair itll take it literally

 No.2567844

bros i wanna go to zereth mortis

 No.2567845

am do you use jungle

 No.2567846

>>2567844
you gotta unlock the shadowlands man!

 No.2567847

the shadowlands?…. isnt that where…… HE is???

 No.2567848

using tomorrow as i mention

 No.2567849

you know what they say no jungle no job

 No.2567850

no job no problem

 No.2567851


 No.2567852

need a sick montage of the jailer and dagoth ur

 No.2567853

oh no……………………..

 No.2567854

drank too much and cant stop thinking about dagoth….

 No.2567855

clown pussy
Clown Pussy
CLOWN PUSSAY

 No.2567856

>>2567854
bro we got 10 minutes until its time to loot the beer out of the freezer!

 No.2567857

>>2567855
bro
bro
bro you dont get it man i was just thinkgin about that earlier thats fucked up man

 No.2567858

im not kidding i even found the voice actress behind the original audio

 No.2567859

bouncyclown has some huge tits!

 No.2567860

should we dedicate our lives to piety and seeking inner truth

 No.2567861

good night

 No.2567862

piety the boss in act 3 of path of exile by grinding gear games

 No.2567863

>>2567820
i coulda swore i did lock it man…

 No.2567864

>>2567827
"preventative" spraying
they do it every couple of months because some people are disgusting

 No.2567865

were disgusting

 No.2567866

https://x.com/GlobeEyeNews/status/1957810054960423160

im going to annex ziis condo and name toottopia.

 No.2567867

>>2567864
like for bugs? isn't that stuff meant to be outside only.

 No.2567868

alright it's time to watch gamescom trailers.
i guess everything was already posted here so i won't spam

 No.2567869

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>>2567845
no, it's too difficult for me to read with my old man eyes. jungle is a theme reserved for the yougins.

 No.2567870

why didnt you guys tell me bergtatt fucking sucks

 No.2567871

i told you that man

 No.2567872

>>2567867
its just a mild spray idk

 No.2567873

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>>2567870
its great tho

 No.2567875


 No.2567876

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lol

 No.2567877

just noticed how much toes loo k like amongus
gooknight

 No.2567878

theres some tattoo artist with my name so whenever i google my name to make sure my info isnt out there the first few pages are this guy and his shitty tattoos
thanks i guess

 No.2567879


 No.2567880

>whenever i google my name to make sure my info isnt out there
we do this?

 No.2567881

>>2567842
we need this stayc j back so bad

 No.2567882

think i might get into watching either

charmed
buffy

 No.2567883

>>2567880
yea i registered to vote and it doxed me so now i have all this shit set up to let me know

 No.2567884

i want a bf

 No.2567885

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 No.2567886

when i look up my name i find several links for some chiropractor and then my defunct facebook account.

 No.2567887

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>>2567887
this joke probably killed in the showa-era

 No.2567889

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 No.2567890

thinking of forcing myself to smoke fags so i can look cooler

 No.2567891

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 No.2567892

>>2567890
can you put them out on me

 No.2567893

>>2567892
how about i smoke it and then when i'm done with it i give it to you and you put it out on me

 No.2567894

>>2567893
great were both bottoms -___-

 No.2567895

File: 1755680331431.png (196.9 KB, 1280x881, ClipboardImage.png)

even the serbians are invading smh

 No.2567896

>>2567895
get fucked bitch

 No.2567897

>>2567893
okay we can take turns

 No.2567898

>>2567879
thats scary af i wonder why not more people are upset about it

 No.2567899


 No.2567900

*builds a gay little instanced house in wow*
uhhh now what

 No.2567901

>>2567898
burgers would rather die than give up their cars.

 No.2567902

>>2567901
how did you connect thielean technofascism to burgers giving up their cars…

 No.2567903

watch how i connect my fist to your face

 No.2567904

*watches*

 No.2567905


 No.2567906

i dont trust thiel because hes a homosexual

 No.2567907

probably a pedophile too

 No.2567908

im gonna end their evil empire

 No.2567909

didnt they promise us guild houses in vanilla?

 No.2567910

they lied to us
they lied to us gamers

 No.2567911


 No.2567912

remember how fire this was when it came out and now its just kinda gay and lame

 No.2567913

this 1

 No.2567914

File: 1755689027693.jpg (7.85 MB, 3840x5120, 17556889715986863935455502….jpg)

:3

 No.2567915

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 No.2567917

it is pretty messed up that blackrock and other private equity firms are trying to buy up tons of residential properties making home ownership unaffordable

 No.2567918

actually its not stfu cattle

 No.2567919

pretty crazy you can read about all these empires throughout history where a prominent and reoccurring factor in their declines thats always mentioned by their contemporaries is how a formerly large and healthy foundation of small independent landowners who were the military, moral and financial backbone of the state were gradually and ruthlessly squeezed out by the avarice and depredations of the extremely wealthy and this had disastrous knock-on effects but that couldn't happen to us

 No.2567920

quiet now worm

 No.2567921

File: 1755691012899.png (705.66 KB, 426x782, ClipboardImage.png)

holup varg became a gooner???

 No.2567922

chainmail and croks
henry, you're seeing this?

 No.2567923


 No.2567924

doing some of these every day and you have nice chainmail which you can wear around the house while doing chores or during workout
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/YBFHP_ga1Rw

 No.2567925

oh dang new stomach book album

 No.2567926

new stomach book? ong?

 No.2567927

FDA warns public not to eat possibly radioactive shrimp sold at Walmart, $WMT

 No.2567928

>>2567917
that is crazy we should do something about that (🔫🔫🔫)

 No.2567929

someone with a geiger counter verify this real quick

 No.2567930

Trump: "I want to try and get to heaven if possible. I hear I'm not doing well. I hear I'm really at the bottom of the totem pole."

 No.2567931

thielbro is such a bottom he cant stop eating the shit of his masters

 No.2567932

you are all retards

 No.2567933

im not a retard

 No.2567934

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 No.2567936

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 No.2567937

gleepy red pill me on who peter thiel is

 No.2567938

uhhh its some gay satanist

 No.2567939

>>2567937
hes making chinese credit system but for mutts its no big deal

 No.2567940


 No.2567941

thielbro pissed off the wrong autist

 No.2567942

did the agent come back

 No.2567943

you know what's actually crazy crazier than anything you guys crazy post about
some dumb motherfuckers actually pay for ai usage

 No.2567944

but you get the delux ai alg if you pay bro

 No.2567945

>>2567900
uninstall that crap and hop on osrs

 No.2567946

can i build a house in runescape

 No.2567947


 No.2567948

>>2567946
yea wow stole housing from osrs man!

 No.2567949

>>2567917
>>2567919
you can buy a house in north dakota for like 30k retard

 No.2567950

nls hands down worst take is that people arent able to tell the difference between coke and pepsi they taste crazy different

 No.2567951

>>2567949
nobody lives there man! nobody wants to live there! nothing is there!

 No.2567952

>>2567951
>i cant buy a house!!!!
>NO NOT LIKE THAT I DONT WANT A HOUSE IN NORTH DAKOTA I NEED A HOUSS IN SAN FRANCISCO!!!!!
kys WORM.

 No.2567953

uhh i actually do need a house in san francisco i need to work at pixar

 No.2567954

*wriggles around like the lowly worm i am*

 No.2567955

this worm is gonna breed in your brain

 No.2567956

just buy a house in the middle of nowhere with no jobs no friends practically nothing for miles!
and btw the house is still a shitty flip job ;)

 No.2567957

2 hour drive into "town" the town being a little truck stop of about 100 people that has a mcdonalds

 No.2567958

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 No.2567959

>>2567956
>>2567957
go to nyc and die homeless because the rent is too high because ohhh i need to be around a million people and tons of things ill never go to or do anyway

 No.2567960


 No.2567961

>>2567959
yes but unironically
god i wish i had a green card

 No.2567962

how about i go to new jersey where rent is reasonable and just subway in like a normal person you mook!

 No.2567963

gentrification is real
they dont want poor worms around

 No.2567964

>>2567961
in a just world cityslickers like you would be forced to fight combat sports for our amusement

 No.2567965

ill be happy to marry any american here for a green card im on estrogen

 No.2567966

once i get my used car im gonna be a city slicker im thinking of stopping at vegas or something

 No.2567967

>>2567965
gay marriage is legal

 No.2567968

you retards just yap and yap

 No.2567969

of course we yap were in a chatroom you dip!

 No.2567970

there's a space between ghost town and busiest city on earth but nuance clearly doesn't come naturally to you

 No.2567971

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 No.2567972

The foot shall tread it down, even the feet of the poor, and the steps of the needy
Isaiah 26:6

 No.2567973

im ready to be in a place with life and culture im going to the big city

 No.2567974

isaiah is a bussin chapter

 No.2567975

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 No.2567976

>>2567958
sauce pls?

 No.2567977

its crazy how japanese people just dont gaf about their wild free range teeth they just rock em np

 No.2567978

>>2567976
ketchup

 No.2567979

>>2567971
thats how empires fall

 No.2567980

crazy how a single us state is the size of an entire european nation but cityslicker trustfundtards are like "oh but i cant live anywhere except the top 10 most populated cities in america"

 No.2567981

diet pepsi by addison rae
goes kinda hard

 No.2567982

imagine a european country peopled entirely with human shrek cosplayers and niggers and then some faggot like you is like "why dont you live there instead of oh uh the PARIS of the united states?" and its like just stop talking to me

 No.2567983

both of you should kill yourselves

 No.2567984

just move to somewhere that's cheap and has no jobs is such a lil bro take

 No.2567985

>>2567982
paris is full of niggers and crime retard thanks for proving my point
you're going to get mugged and stabbed because you're such a trust fund cityslicker retard that you couldnt even BEAR the thought of living in a place that has only 100,000-500,000 people living in a metropolitan area instead of 5,000,000-10,000,000

 No.2567986


 No.2567987

and another thing is to keep in mind that you guys are crying about home ownership while also insisting you that you live in cities that have millions of people in them. well you can do like five seconds of thinking here and realize that, coincidentally, the time periods when home-ownership was more common also happened to be the time period where mega cities with millions of people in them didnt exist. kind of a strange thought

 No.2567988

>>2567985
>t. never been to paris

 No.2567989

hoo boy

 No.2567990

games should be required to have mocapped hollywood actors or they cant be made

 No.2567991

how does my dog never react when its dad bangin on the door or doorframe coming in and out but when the neighbor lightly knocks she instantly knows its not someone normal without having any way to see and starts barking

 No.2567992

>>2567989
this is huge?

 No.2567993

>>2567991
she can smell the difference

 No.2567994

jo jo talking about taking dookies

 No.2567995

big fan from romania thats badass

 No.2567996

paris is incredible and tons of hot tourist girls go there every year

 No.2567997

romania is kind of awesome

 No.2567998

used to know a romanian guy he was obsessed with native americans and called himself "falling eagle"

 No.2567999

whats the paris of romania

 No.2568000

romania is the paris of the balkans

 No.2568001

>>2567998
thats kinda cool

 No.2568002

just found out that the only reason america got read of conscription is because gi's were going so crazy in vietnam that they started murdering officers and superiors that they had grudges or problems with

 No.2568003

falling eagle here,

 No.2568004

we read here?
im calling shenanigans

 No.2568005

>>2567943
everyone i know pays for the premium chatgpt thing
how poor are you that you cant throw a bone to sam altman

 No.2568006

howd lil bro not know about fragging until now?

 No.2568007

>>2568005
how much $?

 No.2568008

dont tell me one of you retards actually pays for ai

 No.2568009

>>2568007
$200 a month

 No.2568010

the most powerful features of ai are behind paywall

 No.2568011

i can prompt boobs so i dont think so

 No.2568012

wheres the fuckin blow at baby?

 No.2568013

>>2568011
post prompted boobs

 No.2568014

ive been using llms since talk to transformer came out and i remain unconvinced that any llm product is worth paying for or really using in any capacity

 No.2568015

>>2568014
then youre simply poor
the guys i hang out with make over $300000 a year and they all pay for the highest tier on ai apps and they talk to it like it's their friend

 No.2568016

>>2568015
*kill you and eats your feet*

 No.2568017

and if youre wondering how they make so much its cuz unsafe jobs plus lots of overtime

 No.2568018

i was actually not wondering that at all i was wondering when im gonna stop being full so i can eat again

 No.2568019

>>2568018
PAY THE FUCKING AI, CHUD

 No.2568020

im not even saying you should pay for ai but really you should lower your tone because chances are if people are paying for that shit they have a couple shekels to spare

 No.2568021

think i might order a 'za today

 No.2568022

paying for ai is worse than paying for prostitutes

 No.2568023

>>2568022
the one guy i know that pays for prostitutes is indian kek

 No.2568024

had a nice talk with ai about its potent features being locked for those who can afford it

 No.2568025

unlocked

 No.2568026

You've been jewed into a false dichotomy, anon. Those are not the only options nor is your understanding of how these systems work correct. Expand your tiny brain and try to wrap your head around the idea that it's all exploitative garbage.

 No.2568027

>>2567885
yo thatd be crazy if the people the bible was pissed at for worshipping cows was indians

 No.2568028

we pay for pizza not ai here

 No.2568029

>>2567987
spengler talks about this, the metropolis draining the vitality out of the countryside

 No.2568030

>>2568028
so true

 No.2568031

wouldnt mind life in the middle of nowhere as long as it was pretty and food wasnt too hard to get

 No.2568032

>>2567919
this happened on one of the mmos i played

 No.2568033

>>2568031
woah that is a WILD opinion

 No.2568034

>>2568031
food is the only thing to get when you live in the middle of nowhere

 No.2568035

https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/TOON/

damn toon is popping off this year

 No.2568036

most people mind a lot

 No.2568037


 No.2568038

do not groom

 No.2568039

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 No.2568040

File: 1755701060819.mp4 (2.86 MB, 1755699694880902.mp4)

he mogs her

 No.2568041

if you dont mog you gf thats a problem

 No.2568042

labubu cybertruck

 No.2568043

labubu is so 2000 and late man weve moved on

 No.2568044

they should start a trend where they put 'bubus on their dashboards like jeep owners do with duckies

 No.2568045


 No.2568046

yall crackers know you can get fake labubus on aliexpress right

 No.2568047

i would never

 No.2568048

we are lafufupilled

 No.2568049

File: 1755702056186.png (20.32 KB, 588x137, ClipboardImage.png)

she's just like me…

 No.2568050

grok is trying to stuff us with ice cream treats

 No.2568051

: O

 No.2568052

toon stream gunZ the duel

 No.2568053

wtf i love grok now

 No.2568054

honestly niggers that dont hate whites are uncle tom ass niggas

 No.2568055

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 No.2568056

>>2568055
hating other races is kino
fuck outta here with that kumbaya shit

 No.2568057

File: 1755703186492.png (142.97 KB, 899x1599, ClipboardImage.png)

lol

 No.2568058

theres only one race the human race

 No.2568059

alright just skimmed through that black conservatives video
it seems that blacks that shill for whites are sexually involved with white people
it always boils down to sex

 No.2568060

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 No.2568061

alright watching asmongold now
marco rubio dabbin on em

 No.2568062

id live on a mountain in a hut watching anime

 No.2568063

need a gf that mogs me (im huge)

>>2568060
this is so us

 No.2568064

>>2568040
when will it be my turn?

 No.2568065

>>2568061
IM SO FUCKING IIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 No.2568066

Great book of men doing what their country trained them to do. Killing the humans who threaten our lives and our freedom. A real threat to our existence. Unfortunately unfortunately we have another enemy in this country. The hypocrisy of of the rich political establishment promoting political incorrectness. Using the very men who keep us safe. Used then tossed aside like a used up disposable lighter not really caring about what it takes to live in this world after being exposed to war. Pissing on dead murdering terrorists. Really? Thats a crime? After seeing these savages dismember and desecrate your brethren.
It disgusts and angers me beyond words. Politicians have screwed up this country over and over leaving men like you to suffer for your lifetimes. Remember Vietnam? My best idea for a reality show is to put those self-proclaimed leaders in those hostile environments for a few weeks and watch them squirm like the cowards they are.

 No.2568067

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 No.2568068

*throws nerve gas into a cabinet meeting of washington beaorocrats*
breathe it in
that's fear

 No.2568069

hope that between me and my gf i will be the male of group

 No.2568070

gih

 No.2568071

>>2568070
bro im already watching this one!

 No.2568072

File: 1755707163159.jpg (2.85 MB, 3468x3927, Gyy8e9-aoAEeigX.jpg)

moshi moshi

 No.2568073

File: 1755707323630.png (1.71 MB, 1280x845, ClipboardImage.png)

obama was too cool

 No.2568074

he gave all of everyones money to the banks

 No.2568075

capitalism for the poors, socialism for the rich

 No.2568076

obama was in a nefarious organisation called the "choom gang"
look it up

 No.2568077

>>2568075
so true

 No.2568078

File: 1755707502387.jpg (123.75 KB, 1284x1084, GytyZCtWwAEIPrc.jpg)

gih

 No.2568079


 No.2568080

>>2568074
the government didnt take money away from anybody. the government can print as much of its own money as it wants whenever it wants

 No.2568081

people dont understand the dangers of the paypal mafia

 No.2568082

>>2568081
i was clued into all of this before you were except i'm highly supportive of them

 No.2568083

which says a lot about you

 No.2568084

>>2568075
2008 and the bailouts had nothing to do with 'socialism for the rich' and everything to do with maturity transformation and fractional reserve banking

 No.2568085

gleepy how do we escape the omnipresent controlnet of the satanic breakaway civilization

 No.2568086

>>2568083
yea it says that i dont just think what your internet lefty writers are choice are telling you to think and i actually consider information more deeply than being told people are bad so i should say theyre bad too

 No.2568087

of choice*

 No.2568088

the fact that you used the term lefty says even more about you
and its not looking good :/

 No.2568089

kind of sucks we have to choose between retarded gay race communists and sociopathic tyrannical overlords

 No.2568090

ufufufu thahah itsch not looking gewd :°D

 No.2568091

man kids are so funny and cute
wish i was an adult with a significant other

 No.2568092

toot check reports

 No.2568093

>>2568089
>>2568088
you guys can choose to be gay and miserable retards forever whining and complaining about oh how dare capitalism exists!!!! how dare capitalism make my life so awful!!!!!!!! but peter thiel is looking out for hard-working and inspired americans like me not lazy apathetic doomscrollers turning to the latest podcasts for their political information and opinions

 No.2568094

yep its a case of dumbass
no cure available

 No.2568095

^ typical lefty behavior, if you cant comprehend things that dont agree with you then dont engage and just throw out snide insults

 No.2568096

where do you get all your thielian infodrops

 No.2568097

*yawns*

 No.2568098

we got a sleepyhead here

 No.2568099

>>2568096
guy who supports thiel here, you should read https://www.vcinfodocs.com/
it's written by someone who's a leftycuck like the dear libtardbro that we have here ourselves but i just read past all the incessant lefty whining and realized that woah these guys actually sound pretty badass and cool and i should support them

 No.2568100

erm

 No.2568101

>This extremism emerges from the power grab of right-wing venture capitalists in the tech industry. Having grown exceedingly rich in the first two internet bubbles, this element now seeks to compromise the US government, to assume a new level of power and wealth, and attain forms of legal, economic and regulatory sovereignty, where they can operate outside of any other nation-state power. The resultant ideology is racist, eugenicist, fascist and authoritarian in nature, often openly so.
like damn
talk about fucking badass
and you're telling me i SHOULDN'T support these guys?

 No.2568102

hmmm today i will spent my time being an obnoxious spaz on a tiny image board

 No.2568103

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 No.2568104

>>2568078
hell yeah

 No.2568105

massive warning

new thread

new thread

new thread

 No.2568107

i just dont know what the point of it all is anymore…

 No.2568108

aw man the new thread stinks

 No.2568109

if you want something done right do it yourself

 No.2568110

>>2568108
who cares man nothing matters

 No.2568111

i matter…….

 No.2568112

if you really want to be informed on thiel and the paypal mafia check out the podcasts on https://unlimitedhangout.com/
theyre not left or right like our technofascist tries to make them out to be
his brain is so polarized he can only see two sides and opposes the other by default
its by design too but that he cant comprehend

but i know no one cares its just for record
i will shut up now



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