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File: 1754826784696.mp4 (3.19 MB, 1754265160375361.mp4)

 No.2559691[Last 50 Posts]

thread

 No.2559692

gmsm
cheese time

 No.2559693

>>2559691
DUDE WHAT THE FUCK

 No.2559694

>>2559691
penises dno

 No.2559695

are we hopping threads or what this one reeks of cock

 No.2559696

yeah lets start a thread with gay porno and vtube spam
great job

 No.2559697

she mustve been aggravated to make such a thread
we are to blame

 No.2559698

ah yes the hourly thread limit

 No.2559699

>>>2559697
to be blamed ugh

 No.2559700

>>2559697
oh wait thats correct

 No.2559701

'we are to blame'
is the more common usage but
'we are to be blamed' would still be correct

 No.2559702

File: 1754827841983.jpg (23.61 KB, 478x478, 1614531986446.jpg)


 No.2559703

i want a bf

 No.2559704

hecking anlgo language we should all just switch to mandarin already

 No.2559705

dey do be blamin uz

 No.2559706

reminder

 No.2559707

File: 1754829023119.jpg (151.3 KB, 700x525, cats-kissing-in-love-louie….jpg)


 No.2559708

>>2559691
omo…

 No.2559709

>>2559706
why is sam hanging out with that gay little kid

 No.2559710

you guys are psyopping me into buying expensive trousers from a european hunting brand

 No.2559711

WHO NEEDS BEER
ME
AND WHO NEEDS DRUGS
ME
AND WHO NEEDS FRIENDS
NOT ME
WHO NEEDS SEX
I GOT MEEEE

 No.2559712

fellow auto fellatio bro

 No.2559713

+1
-1
0
0

 No.2559714

i'd settle…

 No.2559715

File: 1754830480825.jpg (220.53 KB, 1440x1920, 529476680_1795893913797089….jpg)

ugh got stranded again

 No.2559716

>>2559709
you see, sam is also GAY
the gay mafia runs things here

 No.2559717

sam is grooming Fuentes and they have weird gay sex together? wtf

 No.2559718

nicks actually the gay mastermind behind it all
destiny sam and moist are just bottom pawns in his gay game

 No.2559719

got my lil cayenne beet ginger drink
ready to start the day

 No.2559720

>>2559704
mandarin is an analytic language same as english lil brainletbro it relies on word order and word choice just as much

 No.2559721

destiny is proof that you can turn anyone into a cs

 No.2559722

i will never be gay man

 No.2559723

into a coounter strike

 No.2559724

into a cumslut retard

 No.2559725


 No.2559726

the progressive term is c*mharvester or c*mfarmer

 No.2559727

i meant cock sucker but ok

 No.2559728

maybe use real words next time

 No.2559729

its a trigger word for sissies so i didnt type it out

 No.2559730

cs means creep score

 No.2559731

all the sissies in the comm are getting triggered?

 No.2559732

i don't think that's a real abbreviation

 No.2559733

just saw a sign on the road that one of the local churches is celebrating a whole 132 years of worship

 No.2559734

oh
banana

 No.2559735

oh banana joe

 No.2559736

oh flimsy steve

 No.2559737

got a banana joe shirt but i have to throw it into the trash because the mold got hold of it

 No.2559738

corporate america is awesome and im tired of pretending its not

 No.2559739

i don't trust bill gates and his feces water

 No.2559740

File: 1754832273758.png (40.13 KB, 624x317, Gx-tiR8XcAAJaz9.png)

If you want to understand just how much of a "ghost town" X/Twitter is, look at my TikTok account
@elonmusk
. This is the response I got from a video uploaded 1 day ago. And this is the NORM.

Compare this to the "response" I get from posts on X.

I only have so much time to spend online, so I know where I will spend that time, for sure.

Algorithms (and maybe 'other things', too) have DESTROYED X/Twitter, for me, at least.

 No.2559741

File: 1754832364574.mp4 (1.47 MB, shower.mp4)

nice one varg

 No.2559742

i want to be in this kind of tropey cartoon script where im just a normal grunt or officer for the evil guys but then a wholesome cute trooner joins and its her beauty and grace and the way my fash bros derisively treat her that causes me to join la resistance

 No.2559743

varg owned elon

 No.2559744

>>2559721
thats a really great point, who should we turn into a cocksucker next?

 No.2559745

>>2559742
lets make it as a vn

 No.2559746

me! me!

 No.2559747

i want to be americas next top cocksucker

 No.2559748


 No.2559749

>>2559748
do you think asmon is uncut? i bet his dick cheese tastes like doritos 😋

 No.2559750

>>2559748
another 2 min banger

 No.2559751

hes an american dude named zacharius of course he has no foreskin

 No.2559752

lotta missing foreskins in this area code

 No.2559753

circumcised penises are prettier

 No.2559754

File: 1754833254486.jpg (95.68 KB, 1360x768, FJXKsJTWUAE3f55.jpg)


 No.2559755

File: 1754833350011.png (1.32 MB, 964x1284, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.2559756

*yawns nervously*

 No.2559757

>>2559754
i think this is why they are so crazy
i cant imagine what missing part of your dick does to someones psychology
its crazy that youths all over the world listen to guys like sam and asmon that literally dont have a full dick

 No.2559758

its an entire crab bucket country full of dickless retards pulling each other down into degeneracy

 No.2559759

first we went to the moon
then we invented computers
then we regenerated our foreskins and invaded iran

 No.2559760

you can't just regen your foreskin bro

 No.2559761

no one went to the moon retard

 No.2559762

if you think about it, computers are too complicated to really exist

 No.2559763

the sudden rise in technological advancements was predicted in the zohar

 No.2559764

>>2559760
you can actually

 No.2559765

its up

 No.2559766

>>2559740
varg is blowing up on tiktok?

 No.2559767

his audience is basically edgy teens

 No.2559768

actually im 21 and varg is awesome

 No.2559769

american here I have a full dick and im quite well endowed as well its one of the many markers that i belong to the elite ruling class lording over the circumcised serfs

 No.2559770

im 19 and neopaganism is the future

 No.2559771

chatgpt is helping me to make my own powerpaste

 No.2559772

we're all 35yo with grey hair except for that 20 something yo guy that goes to college

 No.2559773

the 20yo comm mattress..

 No.2559774

>>2559748
it's…over?

 No.2559775

the 20yo comm bicycle…..

 No.2559776

>>2559772
there are 2 college guys

 No.2559777

>>2559765
dude you gotta stop posting these multiple times man

 No.2559778

File: 1754836700657.jpg (78.56 KB, 960x720, Guzcyzz.jpg)


 No.2559779

when i post with my multiple personas then more people will believe asmon is popular here

 No.2559780

>>2559778
cursed (lmao)

 No.2559781

>>2559777
i just woke up bro

 No.2559782

jermabros…sigh
probably part of the reason hes been semi-retired for a while

 No.2559783

File: 1754836913274.jpg (603.12 KB, 1536x2048, Gx8GAxJaMAAby3g.jpg)

gotta respect the grind of this one guy that still spams jerma as if anyone but him watches that

 No.2559784

that grind is so respectable

 No.2559785

actually i basically graduated from college a couple weeks ago

 No.2559786

>>2559785
proud of you lil bro

 No.2559787


 No.2559788


 No.2559789

>>2559785
you're stealing my post man that was me but im starting my bachelors soon so im still in the system

 No.2559790

we are so well educated and respected in our fields

 No.2559791

we're going to college?

 No.2559792

toot ban the post thief

 No.2559793

actually basically

 No.2559794

im confused because that post was about me

 No.2559795

my field : lazy fat bald old man
respect : none

 No.2559796

this guy is stealing all my posts
first he stole my post about having a chinese girl over at my house
then he stole my post about graduating from college
hes going to steal my whole identity man

 No.2559797

File: 1754837477032.jpg (13.75 KB, 278x134, Capture.JPG)

we can't enroll because it's closed maybe in jan

 No.2559798

File: 1754837501780.jpg (251.33 KB, 1080x1080, 1644957452699.jpg)

i got a question for one of you clever studious young fellas
how long after waking up should i eat breakfast

 No.2559799

another year…wasted

 No.2559800

enrolling is so pon

 No.2559801

>>2559798
breakfast is actually ahistorical and not natural

 No.2559802

so how long after waking up should i eat and how much should i eat in that first meal

 No.2559803

huge gay little kid energy in this vid

 No.2559804

>>2559802
you eat when your stomach growls and you eat however much you feel like eating HOPE THAT HELPS RETARD GAYBABY BITCH

 No.2559805

>>2559798
you should be waking up and drinking 24 ounces of water and then drinking ag1 and not eating for the next 6 hours

 No.2559806

hope grandmas making something good today

 No.2559807

>>2559782
damn no wonder he has the dep beard…

 No.2559808

jerma is just like me (dead dad, depressed)

 No.2559809

ugh, cute

 No.2559810

>>2559798
i want to kiss her so bad

 No.2559811

murata is crazy

 No.2559812

>>2559801
you are thinking of lunch, which wasn't really a meal until the industrial revolution.

 No.2559813

i just do one big meal around 3 or 4 pm and then some light snacking at night

 No.2559814

someone mealpill me now

 No.2559815

>>2559785
are you the guy who posted his dorm room years ago who had all the pink stuff?

 No.2559816

breakfast? the meal of champions.


me? im a real champion.

 No.2559817

>>2559803
im getting schizo energy except he isnt being a schizo there are literally people outside his house filming him

 No.2559818

I NEED TO STOP WAKING UP BEFORE NOON

 No.2559819


 No.2559820

>>2559781
>woke
stfu libtard

 No.2559821

i am a queencard

 No.2559822

>>2559815
theres no way that was years ago

 No.2559823

get it twisted,

 No.2559824

>>2559822
time flies brother

 No.2559825

>>2559822
scv on vg was almost 20 years ago bro its fucked up big time

 No.2559826

its a humiliation ritual to have to scroll all the way down to the bottom of a by country list to get to america

 No.2559827

america should be at the bottom of the ocean

 No.2559828

*works double shift to pay rent and put food on the table*

 No.2559829

the meat diet

 No.2559830

>>2559828
ummm you're chinese

 No.2559831

File: 1754843073528.jpg (633.29 KB, 1440x1800, 529481148_1852133558201022….jpg)

its sunday
and you know what we do on sunday night

 No.2559832

hang out with friends on scv?

 No.2559833


 No.2559834

america looks like it has a lot of suffering poor people but then you look inside and realize most of them are idiots who dug their own holes in a free society where you're allowed to do that
the problem is when they start birthing kids in their hole

 No.2559835

i would respect america if they didnt fake the moon landing in double down on it being real

 No.2559836

in summary i shouldnt have to pay taxes

 No.2559837

turn on amc toon is finally streaming the bourne trilogy

 No.2559838

toon was so real for that one

 No.2559839

tried another new burrito place and might be getting another case of almost food poisoning

 No.2559840

>>2559811
ive had dreams like this

 No.2559841

holy shit jason bourne just broke into the cia hq stole some files then drove off the roof of a parking garage then stole a police car and did a skateboard like grind on the guardrail of a highway

 No.2559842

my norm friend hasnt stopped by yet
crazy how they just throw things out there casually to torture autists and then forget about it

 No.2559843

File: 1754844249629.jpg (37.63 KB, 501x431, Untitled.jpg)

*tunes in*

 No.2559844

is anyone watching the new dexter
is it actually good

 No.2559845

i remember reading the bourne books and they were actionslop

 No.2559846


 No.2559847

in demolition man theyre using a gel as fuel its kinda like powerpaste when you think about it

 No.2559848

why tf her butthole so deep

 No.2559849

most buttholes lead all the up to the mouth

 No.2559850

>>2559843
*flips over to ‘who kidnapped my mom?’*

 No.2559851

crazy that rolex is still in business when cheap chinese knockoffs are a tenth of the price and functionally identical

 No.2559852


 No.2559853

rich people like buying expensive things it’s the only thing that gives them the feel good chems

 No.2559854

File: 1754845043248.jpg (61.38 KB, 560x420, rj283183.jpg)


 No.2559855

sorry was gonna spoiler that but yea shit happens

 No.2559856

there's a lot of money to be made in the replica market, some dude had nba/nfl players as customers cause his stuff is indistinguishable from the real thing

 No.2559857

>>2559837
>>2559843
+1
reminder to tell the comm when theres something good on tv

 No.2559858

fuck the bourne movies let's watch demolition man

 No.2559859

they made a movie about that nigger in tf2?

 No.2559860


 No.2559861

this one guy that just keeps spamming twitter links even though nobody here is logged in to that garbage site anymore
whats his story

 No.2559862

its a sad story it begins in midsummer night

 No.2559863

hol up subway has the happy gilmore meal?

 No.2559864

a midsummer night…dream

 No.2559865

hooly fuck

 No.2559866

we're aware of the gay kid man

 No.2559867

Assisted dying now accounts for one in 20 Canada deaths

 No.2559868

what makes me a good demo man?

 No.2559869

>>2559868
*slides you the goblin sapper charge*

 No.2559870

green and purple green and purple

 No.2559871


 No.2559872

toon stream the walking dead s1e1 to s11e24 and then the spin-offs

 No.2559873

ive seen like half of that and it got really really bad

 No.2559874

i should watch lost

 No.2559875

reach out and touch faith

 No.2559876


 No.2559877

if depeche mode worked a corporate office job he'd be like reach out and touch base

 No.2559878

*clears throte*
its up

 No.2559879

its getting crazier out there
trump just deported his first white democrat that was born here

 No.2559880

it hasn’t truly been up since the piratesoftware era ended

 No.2559881

openclosed your nigger buttbuddys vid lil bro

 No.2559882

the clock strikes 2pm and my wet ass florida brain decides its time for a nap

 No.2559883

>>2559882
hold still bro im going to do that gallagher watermelon smash thing but with your head

 No.2559884

toon skip the whole original series and go right to walking dead : daryl dixon s1e1

 No.2559885

bunny hasnt posted a new pic of her huge tits or fat ass or squishy belly or milky thighs or pit pussies in over a week wtf

 No.2559886

shes probably seething that she lost the top spot on coomer to abx lil bro

 No.2559887


 No.2559888

>>2559878
oh
my
god

 No.2559889

the new moist is so crazy

 No.2559890

we lost the top spot on coomer bunnybros?

 No.2559891

*garfieldbeams the thread*

 No.2559892

abx is fucking hot and smart no shame in losing to her

 No.2559893

>J cup, 40B-23W-36H(inch)
x__x

 No.2559894

wild how tommy lee jones has looked 70 years old his entire life

 No.2559895

>>2559892
actually shes hideous on the inside and out and her disgusting fake plastic implant ass and tits are proof of that

 No.2559896

aging like spoiled milk…

 No.2559897

its up

 No.2559898

>>2559691
this would be so hot if it was just the guys and had more of their body in the shot

 No.2559899

actually crazy how they put minecraft steve in the latest smash game

 No.2559900

norman reedus is so flipping cool

 No.2559901

File: 1754849440409.mp4 (24.63 MB, steam.mp4)


 No.2559902

varg is so based

 No.2559903

based on faggotry

 No.2559904

@gleep what’s a good biography of thomas jefferson

 No.2559905

*shrugs*

 No.2559906

>>2559901
that was worth every mb

 No.2559907

crazy how puff can just crouch under marth, sheik and falcons grabs

 No.2559908

>>2559897
i cant understand what these lil nwords are saying

 No.2559909

>>2559901
is this an ai vid or is he really this much of a clown

 No.2559910

@grok is this ai?
am i ai?

 No.2559911

>>2559908
ill give you the gist of it
hassan: duhh durr america bad i love terrorists
destiny: oh my gaawd hes so stupid why didnt he read that on wikipedia

 No.2559912

@pad

 No.2559913

is destiny still 100% all in for netanyahu

 No.2559914

>>2559909
assmad crusader king player

 No.2559915

did they use non exploding ammunition for aa guns did they work as good

 No.2559916


 No.2559917

File: 1754850540806.jpg (1.37 MB, 2224x4096, Gxow-VFagAAy_al.jpg)


 No.2559918

>>2559915
thats what flak is sorta

 No.2559919

>>2559917
wowza is this bunnys vtube avatar

 No.2559920

sure looks like her

 No.2559921

that's chun li bro not the 3 pound makeup and filter whore

 No.2559922

no shit its chun li but it still looks like bunny

 No.2559923

chun li is fine af ong

 No.2559924

it looks like amouranth

 No.2559925

Trump Demands Homeless People Move Out of Washington, DC 'Immediately'

 No.2559926

for some reason we referred to the autistic kids as the ai kids back in elementary school

 No.2559927

>>2559925
okay when is his bum ass moving 🤣

 No.2559928

turn the homeless into food and feed that to all the welfare trash and niggers on food stamps

 No.2559929

>>2559926
how fucking young are you that autism and ai were around when you were in elementary school

 No.2559930

people on welfare should be eliminated first

 No.2559931

feed them the homeless first for the lulz then genocide them

 No.2559932

*sips to this*
WHO NEEDS BEER
ME!!!!

 No.2559933

>>2559901
varg is so fucking awesome

 No.2559934

>>2559932
used to listen to these guys all the time when i was in high school

 No.2559935

there are so many drugs and people get addicted to crap like cigarettes and alcohol

 No.2559936

drugs are lame

 No.2559937

Trump announces 70% import tariff on Labubu toys

 No.2559938

that will only drive up demand

 No.2559939

thats just going to make rare labubus even more valuable i dont think he understands the way the world works

 No.2559940

i need to lock in for sept

 No.2559941

drugs are for niggers

 No.2559942

trump is just a puppet of biglabubu

 No.2559943

teach us how to lock in senpai

 No.2559944

tonight i drink and turn into puppetmon and play pranks and games with people

 No.2559945

>>2559935
>>2559936
>>2559941
this place is so lame

 No.2559946

don’t care what a junkie thinks is lame

 No.2559947


 No.2559948

"good things we ok"
im not ok man
although i would be if stayc yoon smiled at me

 No.2559949

can you be a junk food junkie

 No.2559950

>>2559948
whats up with the giant clown shoes

 No.2559951

clown pussy

 No.2559952

File: 1754853538361.jpg (214.27 KB, 1440x1440, 529971100_1794714977703490….jpg)

im addicted to gooks man and apparently there is no know cure yet

 No.2559953

new gurk

 No.2559954

>>2559953
wtf is this

 No.2559955

cant touch this *dun dundundun*

 No.2559956

>>2559953
it’s up?

 No.2559957

>>2559953
toot this is an actual ban wtf

 No.2559958

>>2559948
we're a-ok

 No.2559959


 No.2559960

trojan

 No.2559961

File: 1754853844511.jpg (168.96 KB, 1440x1920, 530935976_1785462674449836….jpg)


 No.2559962

>>2559959
you should do better things with your time

 No.2559963

>>2559961
me on the phone

 No.2559964

>>2559962
nothing wrong with jerking off to married woman asmr

 No.2559965

>>2559963
damn bro you chillin

 No.2559966

>>2559962
*reads the latest palantir earning report*

 No.2559967

File: 1754854153173.gif (182.87 KB, 220x220, 1754557734063322.gif)


 No.2559968

yoon is great (also isa)

 No.2559969

crazy how all rich and powerful people universally agree that drugs are awesome as evidenced by them doing them all the time and its only poor trailer park niggas posting online about how drugs are for niggers isnt that quite curious and interesting

 No.2559970

damn you’re real committed to this drug
bit huh

 No.2559971

he must be stimulated right now

 No.2559972

^ and ^^: poor niggas

 No.2559973

drugs are bad mmk

 No.2559974


 No.2559975

you have to be rich to be able to afford $70k of cocaine in a year

 No.2559976


 No.2559977

girls love cocaine

 No.2559978

>>2559974
always getting gangstalked…

 No.2559979

i hate it

 No.2559980

File: 1754854690793.mp4 (246.06 KB, 9VQRrtu1CYHr8bIj.mp4)

i miss gah

 No.2559981


 No.2559982

you really do find 1.6.2 in the oddest of places

 No.2559983

how come people don’t bite the food or drink the drinks in commercials

 No.2559984

feels like it's been over over and over again you feel me?

 No.2559985

>>2559983
idk they probably asked some marketer or psychologist which one would sell more and it became standard

 No.2559986

>>2559968
this is such an insane banger

 No.2559987

File: 1754855489080.mp4 (6.5 MB, 20250810_DarkWittyYamTheTa….mp4)


 No.2559988


 No.2559989

>>2559987
ok i laughed but i still hate you vfucks

 No.2559990

why did you laugh
its not funny

 No.2559991

it’s really toots fault, he enabled this

 No.2559992

it was kinda funny

 No.2559993

>>2559990
t. someone who is not based

 No.2559994

jeff log off

 No.2559995

based on what

 No.2559996

File: 1754856158226.webm (1.51 MB, 720x404, 1633764314542.webm)


 No.2559997

>>2559996
what would we do in such a situation

 No.2559998

keep biting him i guess

 No.2559999

guess who just napped for 2 hours!

 No.2560000

>>2559987
what a hideous fucking voice on the real one

 No.2560001

the niggernapper!

 No.2560002

>>2559987
those arent real girls right

 No.2560003


 No.2560004

File: 1754856943961.jpg (583.43 KB, 3200x2400, 20250804_182817.jpg)

>>2560000
yea im not a fan, but it is funny watching her slowly lose her sanity over neuro.
>>2560002
the one on the left is
https://virtualyoutuber.fandom.com/wiki/Koko_D._Nuts

 No.2560005

neuro gives me the ick

 No.2560006

we need to go public and offer 162 stock

 No.2560007

File: 1754857250376.jpg (162.2 KB, 870x904, 1707956409016508.jpg)

>>2560005
quiet evil

 No.2560008

will we get to be on the board of directors

 No.2560009

>>2560007
ai is demonic

 No.2560010

ai is the ultimate egregore

 No.2560011

File: 1754857505368.png (153.93 KB, 396x385, ClipboardImage.png)

just jerked off

 No.2560012


 No.2560013

thats not how an egregore works i dont think

 No.2560014

no ones ever pet me before does it really feel that good

 No.2560015

File: 1754857677894.jpg (86.76 KB, 850x998, 1748979941453015.jpg)

>just jerked off

 No.2560016

>>2560012
pet the damn dog ffs!

 No.2560017

File: 1754857815488.png (1.54 MB, 788x767, ClipboardImage.png)

hoo boy

 No.2560018


 No.2560019

these new privservers just keep coming out no one has time for this

 No.2560020

need a dinner plan NOW

 No.2560021

>>2560020
1 can chef boyardee
1 can mtn dew

 No.2560022

>>2560019
he's not actually playing on any of these servers he just keeps spamming them thinking its going to piss us off

 No.2560023

we play on the official servers because we arent poor niggers

 No.2560024

>>2560023
its 2025
stop talking about wow man
no one here plays that shit

 No.2560025

>>2560022
i got on epoch and played for 4 minutes before i couldnt connect again lil bro
and im on twow right now
sooooooooo

 No.2560026

>>2560025
toot mark everyone of this guys posts with "poor niggertard"

 No.2560027

were poor niggertards here

 No.2560028

>>2560026
toot mark this guys posts with epochcuck

 No.2560029

gleep how many grams of protein should we eat

 No.2560030

*shrugs*

 No.2560031

>>2560029
40 grams for men
1,200 grams for women

 No.2560032

so youre telling me to eat my own coom?

 No.2560033

lets drool on each other

 No.2560034

was sitting outside in the sun reading a book and enjoying it

4 minutes later its pouring rain and lightning and thunder

 No.2560035


 No.2560036

women do be eatin so many calories fr

 No.2560037

File: 1754859581045.jpg (694.03 KB, 1440x1800, 497105292_1804792113837364….jpg)

now im sitting inside posting a gook and enjoying it

 No.2560038

>>2560034

what book babe

 No.2560039

quicksilver 1

 No.2560040

ugh i gotta go to work for a little bit…

 No.2560041

we need to start watching this love island

 No.2560042

>>2560034
admit it

 No.2560043

>>2560040
it's sunday man tell em to fuck off!

 No.2560044

DO I PLAY WOW EVERY DAY AND NIGHT

HELL YEA HELL YEA

 No.2560045

>>2560040
same man *hops on wow*

 No.2560046

File: 1754859787345.jpg (141.54 KB, 1260x1482, Ghn6GIOXMAAq7gK.jpg)


 No.2560047

>>2560038
myfarog

 No.2560048

Hello
Is it me you lookin fo'

 No.2560049

love world of warcraft
love walmart
love wearing pyjamas in public
love hot pockets
love mtn dew
love welfare

 No.2560050


 No.2560051

we need to turn the welfare system off this is getting out of hand

 No.2560052

>>2560049
but wheres your love for God

 No.2560053

love peter thiel
love anduril
love paypal
love palmer luckey
love gorepup
love the mic
love stock

 No.2560054

>>2560052
I'm an atheist bro

 No.2560055

Tips fedora

 No.2560056

File: 1754860088655.jpg (19.03 KB, 512x512, download.jpg)


 No.2560057

elune is my god

 No.2560058

thats sad

 No.2560059

>>2560053
+1 that hulk hogan shit was awesome
+0.5
0
+1 hes making new crt's and gameboys
?
?
?

 No.2560060

File: 1754860173635.jpg (187.89 KB, 2048x2048, GbLaktiakAQSnDs.jpg)


 No.2560061

was eating pizza and beer and lil bro nephew had to school me on how its unhealthy and he's on keto and takes prime electrolyte packets daily and he's only in middle school

 No.2560062

>>2560044
im still into stitches but i dont post about it

 No.2560063

just remembered theyre recommending substances that are banned in several countries to pregnant women in america

 No.2560064

i should impregnate a woman

 No.2560065

this guy doesnt know gorepup

 No.2560066


 No.2560067

thats me, i'm 'this guy' wtf is a gorepup

 No.2560068

how do i find a woman to impregnate

 No.2560069

i hear theres phone apps that connect you with single women

 No.2560070

been posting less because of all the bad posts(ers)…we might have to see different boards

 No.2560071

hop on impreglr

 No.2560072

File: 1754860597006.png (22.65 KB, 896x940, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.2560073

>>2560071
thats a great idea man i dont really want a wife or girlfriend
just impregnate and then hang out with the kid half the week

 No.2560074

i had two loose eggs in a ziploc bag in the fridge and of course fuckhead dad has to slam shit in the fridge so they broke

 No.2560075

>>2560070
i noticed the thread was a lot better without you

 No.2560076

read that as goose eggs initially and i was going to ask what in the world were you doing with two goose eggs

 No.2560077

if theyre in the bag theyre still good bro

 No.2560078

File: 1754860978030.png (647.07 KB, 740x719, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.2560079

>>2560072
*sensible chuckle*

 No.2560080

the dread of monday approaches

 No.2560081

i have mon-thurs off

 No.2560082

the dread wastes of pandaria are approaching?

 No.2560083

>>2560080
uhwbuwwuuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuw
little bitch I've worked every day last week and will work every day this week coming up

 No.2560084

>>2560078
why does the only good big dev have to be this way

 No.2560085

chaturbate dead af rn

 No.2560086

cmon man dont look at nasty whores on the sabbath

 No.2560087

https://kick.com/sunsetswitch

and when i say we like them nasty
this is what i mean

 No.2560088

monday? come on man thats the most exciting day of the week
the stock market opens!

 No.2560089


 No.2560090

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 No.2560091


 No.2560092

i heard virginia is for lovers

 No.2560093

ohio is for lovers

 No.2560094

>>2560088
*slides you a movie*

 No.2560095

>>2560090
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ID ID Scan

 No.2560096

>>2560094
what movie retard

 No.2560097

File: 1754861400469.png (190.21 KB, 467x466, bonbi3.png)

>…..

 No.2560098

>>2560096
wolf of wall st

 No.2560099

a man with a camera >>2560096

 No.2560100

>>2560098
that movie was normslop cringefail

 No.2560101

>>2560096
kickassia

 No.2560102

File: 1754861426969.jpg (32.56 KB, 675x795, Screenshot_2025-08-10_23-2….jpg)

hol up
kojimbo is a fellow acronym bro??

 No.2560103

ohio blud skibidi

 No.2560104


 No.2560105

speaking of kojima you guys can use death stranding to get past face id verification

 No.2560106

gleep what is the thing's body actually made out of

 No.2560107

hate nukojima more than anyone in gaming

 No.2560108

>>2560106
my [spoiler]cum[/spoiler]

 No.2560109

burnt chicken nuggets

 No.2560110

>>2560109
bro what brand….
huge recall on nuggies rn….

 No.2560111


 No.2560112

File: 1754861545017.jpg (76.6 KB, 888x1008, GcFhNZGXgAEy4J4.jpg)

>>2560108
>[spoiler][/spoiler]

 No.2560113

>>2560108
maybe next time lil bro

 No.2560114

>>2560111
low key that jacket goes hard maybe i should pick it up

 No.2560115

>>2560111
kinda gay coded

 No.2560116

File: 1754861591372.webp (148.14 KB, 1739x2609, Acronym_Kojima_J91-WSDB-b….webp)

bro this is an insane linkup

 No.2560117

i posted that like 20 years ago man

 No.2560118

>>2560116
embarrassing

 No.2560119

>>2560083
why would you do that to yourself

 No.2560120

>>2560119
its a larp man no one here works that much

 No.2560121

>>2560117
nah i dont think you did

 No.2560122

low key think im gonna play some f zero gx

 No.2560123

File: 1754861736249.jpg (137.69 KB, 1176x1288, 1754858443082048.jpg)


 No.2560124

its up

 No.2560125

>>2560123
lmaooooo we finna die nigga

 No.2560126

>>2560119
because I have to nigger

 No.2560127

>>2560124
yooooo

 No.2560128

>>2560123
erm i ain't putting that

 No.2560129

>>2560084
*slides you a pacifier*

 No.2560130

dunkey is not only lame now but also a cuck

 No.2560131

take the jab chuddies you voted for this

 No.2560132

>>2560129
*pops it in*
*fires up the new donkey kong*

 No.2560133

im not going to take the new vaccine unless we invade iran and we occupy gaza

 No.2560134

>>2560124
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *doesnt click*

 No.2560135

i need a new computer
budget: $1000-1200
must haves: nvidia graphics card
already have a monitor

 No.2560136

alright gonna fire up nier replicant

 No.2560137

>>2560135
mac mini

 No.2560138

*puts on a mask*
*reports all my income*
*shows my ID for porn*

 No.2560139

for 1200 you can get a budget tier nvidia card from 2 years ago

 No.2560140

this id shit is nonsense just ban it all, fuck the pornoheads

 No.2560141

remembering the good times….

 No.2560142

File: 1754862209588.png (210.13 KB, 1119x1107, Gb-t-QkXAAAAc0K.png)


 No.2560143

yeh

 No.2560144

'just ban the circuses!'

this plebian would never make it in the senate

 No.2560145

old agdq's looks really fun
wish i woulda got into speedrunning back then

 No.2560146

sgdq 2014 was really fun

 No.2560147

summoning salt showed me the first gdq in like 2010 was just a couple guys on a couch
doing mario blindfolded and not beating a single level

thats pretty sweet

 No.2560148

>>2560135
what kind of monitor u got

 No.2560149

before they got corp'd they were fun

 No.2560150

it all went to shit when they banned ysg

 No.2560151

>>2560135
what are you gonna do besides play games

 No.2560152

actually i think its more fun now
kill the animals and kick cancers butt while doing it hell yeah

 No.2560153

they banned the spirit of speedrunning

 No.2560154

what's ysg

 No.2560155

greetings from germany thank you for kicking cancers butt 20 dollars if u pronounce my name right

 No.2560156

crazy how many unemployed guys there are out there hoping they can make it big selling foot pictures online

 No.2560157

File: 1754862540559.png (63.28 KB, 730x669, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.2560158

File: 1754862586855.jpg (51.02 KB, 628x353, 2309-48209384.jpg)


 No.2560159

File: 1754862644501.jpg (46.21 KB, 375x250, Blueglass-1403272512-76128….jpg)


 No.2560160

YSG Kreygasm YSG

 No.2560161

we need to move to china man

 No.2560162

>>2560160
FrankerZ

 No.2560163

>>2560162
LilZ /

 No.2560164

>>2560161
hell no
taiwan or bust

 No.2560165

File: 1754862863253.png (190.21 KB, 467x466, bonbi3.png)

>must haves: nvidia graphics card

 No.2560166

File: 1754862901329.mp4 (3.71 MB, MjqjYpUt1rn4d-F7.mp4)


 No.2560167

>>2560121
i posted the pic of the 3 of them with erolson im not looking through the threads for it

 No.2560168

agdq 2014 was straight up legendary

 No.2560169

>>2560167
yeah im thinking your making all this up bud no witnesses and nothing either? baloney my dude

 No.2560170

theres something so comforting about opening up my fridge and seeing 30 beers all stacked neatly inside of it

 No.2560171

if only we had a search dot php or some sort

 No.2560172

he said baloney

 No.2560173

the umineko music does go kind of hard when u really think about it

 No.2560174

is it worth investing in a costco iberico jamon leg

 No.2560175

https://www.twitch.tv/rtainjapan

these japs piss me the heck off theyre all wearing masks 3 feet apart like a bunch of mindbroken tards fuck them
that shit was 5 years ago man

 No.2560176

>>2560090
can you just print out a picture of some old dude

 No.2560177

maybe they are really ugly ashamed
or maybe they are too beautiful and shy…

 No.2560178

>>2560175
and nintendo made them remove games and they were like yes massa ok massa

 No.2560179

ahem
man with the smart hegelian philosophy attractive asian woman internet girlfriend check your youtube subscription tab

its up

 No.2560180

its time

 No.2560181

hegelian af

 No.2560182

my mind be like 2 hour long movie that will probably enrich your life? hell nah
59 minute youtube video of someone restoring a sega staurn? ummm yes please

 No.2560183

File: 1754863805724.png (640.25 KB, 868x491, ClipboardImage.png)

>>2560180
omo…

 No.2560184

>>2560183
>>2560180
marine is just like me…

 No.2560185

>>2560182
it do be like that doe

 No.2560186

just read 3 bad posts
made me a lil sad inside

 No.2560187

miss gigis asian merchant hat with the hole for her ahoge is super kawaii (that means cute)

 No.2560188

File: 1754864192294.jpg (605.7 KB, 1440x1920, 530282977_1785462671749836….jpg)


 No.2560189

File: 1754864216366.png (71.53 KB, 809x461, ClipboardImage.png)

"this is exactly like the manhattan project. i am a genius"
-sam altman, comparing himself to j robert oppenheimer last week

 No.2560190

File: 1754864225427.jpg (432.1 KB, 1440x1916, 530280638_1791039664219142….jpg)

imagine begin on a date with a girl this hot

 No.2560191

>>2560189
i hate this lying rat face so much man

 No.2560192

File: 1754864293756.png (20.58 MB, 3024x4032, ClipboardImage.png)

osrs players don't have to imagine

 No.2560193

are you really allowed to just stand around the panty bin playing phone games

 No.2560194

i dont gook it

 No.2560195

File: 1754864371317.png (28.22 MB, 4284x5712, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.2560196

still thinking about how frogs can live to 37

 No.2560197

so wow is like frogs

 No.2560198

a 37 year old frog has probably had thousands of kids in his lifetime

 No.2560199

File: 1754864644620.mp4 (1.19 MB, try not to worry.mp4)


 No.2560200


 No.2560201

yeah well im a 34 year old boy

 No.2560202

i had several yak baks, they were a lot of fun back then

 No.2560203

Yak Baks were a line of handheld electronic voice recorder toys popular in the mid-to-late 1990s. Developed by Ralph Osterhout at Team Machina for Yes! Gear, they allowed users to record and play back their voices, often with added effects like warping or playing backwards. Different versions like the Yak Bak 2, Yak Bak SFX, and Yak Bakwards offered various features and sound manipulation capabilities.

 No.2560204

you guys ever tie the yo-yo string around your toe too tight and make it turn purple when you were a kid then get an ass whooping after mom had to cut it off

 No.2560205

youre supposed to use the knot to make a slipknot that you can adjust you to finger

 No.2560206

when i was like 13 id stand under a light at night and just squish mayflies for like 10 minutes straight
an old lady caught me once and gave me a look of horror

 No.2560207

someone give my money for osrs membership

 No.2560208

old ladies just dont get it

 No.2560209

File: 1754865166035.jpg (97 KB, 1158x727, Ga6g43kWoAAq-ob.jpg)


 No.2560210


 No.2560211

if your game can be played efficiently on a touch screen does it really count as a game

 No.2560212

>>2560210
drop a quick hundo brotherman

 No.2560213

>>2560212
wish I could but I've already don't all my donations for the week

 No.2560214

nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga

 No.2560215

>>2560214
looks like weve got a lilraphead amongst us

 No.2560216

>>2559929
no this was years ago when ai was only used to describe enemy behavior in video games
i think it was an acronym for some program that put autistic kids into normal schools but for some reason we always called them the ai kids

 No.2560217

heh

 No.2560218

File: 1754866272502.jpg (573.29 KB, 3000x3000, GyBUXc3bMAAX9l9.jpg)

holy cute

 No.2560219


 No.2560220

File: 1754866560642.png (317.91 KB, 631x679, 1731554402128.png)

>>2560141
>2014
man…

 No.2560221

File: 1754866584659.png (168.63 KB, 860x228, ClipboardImage.png)

bros….

 No.2560222

>>2560221
new meaning to 'hogwild' for the com

 No.2560223

crazy how we don't even have to try and it's always a good time

 No.2560224

we go wild on hogs here

 No.2560225

aint no way little gamerbabies are caring bout some speedruns from 10 years ago

 No.2560226

>>2560222
what the frick is that supposed to mean

 No.2560227

>>2560143
how the heck do you agree to do a speedrun live
that you cant actually do because youve cheated all your records

at some point before this starts you gotta just come clean

 No.2560228

Designer Rick Owens is selling feet pics to help trans youth
our guy

 No.2560229

File: 1754867130466.png (831.94 KB, 607x621, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.2560230

File: 1754867202128.png (11.72 MB, 3024x4032, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.2560231

>>2560230
real life video game bosses…

 No.2560232

File: 1754867595566.png (774.34 KB, 1080x936, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.2560233

video game bosses dont exist irl man everyone is a mook irl

 No.2560234

i miss playing morrowind

 No.2560235

>>2560227
he probably said to himself that he would practice the strats so he could do them legit and prove the doubters wrong, but he was too lazy and figured he could to wing it?

 No.2560236

File: 1754867837530.jpg (185.79 KB, 1018x660, autism.jpg)


 No.2560237

it's pokemon
pokemon runners are the most autistic of autismos

 No.2560238

well people

 No.2560239

MAN

 No.2560240

File: 1754868029329.png (490.54 KB, 600x430, ClipboardImage.png)

lol

 No.2560241

>>2560236
+1 sonic

 No.2560242

ive always wanted to use a ditto but then you get one and you just transform into what youre fighting and its so bleh

 No.2560243

whos the best pokemon is it still mewtwo

 No.2560244

ninetails

 No.2560245

ditto, by newjeans?

 No.2560246

mewtwo is kinda a busta ngl

 No.2560247

yea busta a nut lol

 No.2560248

File: 1754868417015.png (43.93 KB, 1711x2193, ClipboardImage.png)

i bet megadragonite is gonna be rly strong lol

 No.2560249

alright if a max level mewtwo fought a max level charizard who would win

 No.2560250

if ur sad that ur lonely like bruh just stfu and accept ull never find love

 No.2560251

Snappy® Yellow Popcorn Kernels, 50 Pound Bag
$28.00
lfg!!!!!!!!

 No.2560252

File: 1754868667507.png (29.08 KB, 1160x249, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.2560253

popcorn is one of those foods i just dont trust how the fuck do those hard little corns turn into soft food it doesnt make any sense its probably some kind of cancerous material causing it

 No.2560254

mewjeans

 No.2560255

50 lbs of kernals isnt the same thing as a 50 lb serving retard

 No.2560256

>>2560252
thats whats up

 No.2560257

File: 1754868759995.png (30.73 KB, 1122x397, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.2560258

>>2560255
chat is this real

 No.2560259

are you tellin me the weight changes when it pops? aint no way thats straight witchcraft

 No.2560260

i want a bf

 No.2560261


 No.2560262

>>2560260
*puts you in the lego baby stroller*

 No.2560263

File: 1754868951165.png (215.01 KB, 1393x1476, ClipboardImage.png)

mewtwo busts that zard ass

 No.2560264

>>2560263
kill yourself

 No.2560265


 No.2560266

for real tho why would the weight change if you weighed 1 single kernel pre and post pop if like the popcorn is just inside the kernel then when you pop it the kernel goes inside the popcorn like its all there its just bigger in size

 No.2560267

at least its not gay witchcraft ah haha

 No.2560268

>>2560266
it doesnt change the other guy is just being a pedant

 No.2560269

does aint no way wheezeman have any cool popcorn tips

 No.2560270

i heart drugs that kill

 No.2560271

hes being a necklace?

 No.2560272

>>2560268
then how come 1 cup of popcorn unpopped is different weight from 1 cup popcorn popped?

 No.2560273

i will absolutely not kill myself

 No.2560274

hate that i cant tell if this guy actually doesnt understand the difference between lbs and cups

 No.2560275

AOL to end dial-up internet service in 2025 after 34 years
AOL has announced it will end its dial-up internet service on September 30, 2025, marking the close of a significant chapter in internet history.

 No.2560276

File: 1754869292103.png (458.66 KB, 416x527, ClipboardImage.png)

>how come 1 cup of x weighs a different amount than 1 cup of y

 No.2560277

my goal is to become rich and powerful so i can rapepoeple like all the other rich and powerful guys

 No.2560278

>>2560266
theres going to be a lot of butter oil soaked in so that 50lbs of popped popcorn would take less than 50lbs of kernals

 No.2560279

>>2560274
why you always so smug man when ask simple question if so simple then just explain it smart guy

 No.2560280

>>2560275
dats cwazy bwo

 No.2560281

what weighs more 100 lb of feathers or 100 lb of rocks

 No.2560282

>>2560276
le its up face

 No.2560283

new wudy

 No.2560284

lol

 No.2560285

new thread NOW

 No.2560286

*doesnt lol*

 No.2560287

why is his bitch mom always such a bitch like damn bitch he was just asking if you want him to make you a cup of 'fee

 No.2560288

>>2560284
this stuff isnt nearly as funny as jojo or wheezeman im not feeling the same connection

 No.2560289

hey gleep

 No.2560290

jojo has that jen no say kwah nam sayin hes somethin special

 No.2560291

>>2560288
TOOT ban this NIGGER



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