No.2542244
this lurkmore thing isnt funny anymore
i need a new hangout
No.2542245
the wet bulb seriously wrecks our comm every year its insane
No.2542246
the drunken maniac has 4 hot dogs in the air fryer
No.2542248
idgi why can some people post pictures but im getting lurk more messages
No.2542249
>>2542248lurk more!
its to stop renz from his antics No.2542250
*lurks*
No.2542251
>>2542248toot passed the big beautiful gooks bills
if you want to post pictures you need to attach a beautiful gook to your post
let me show you, before i was getting lurk more messages but now with this attached beautiful gook, i can post any picture i want
No.2542253
beached
No.2542254
this is a strand type imageboard
No.2542256
i got so drunk that i fell and broke my nose and my glasses and i have 6 stitches in my forehead
No.2542257
girls love scars
No.2542259
spilled a drink on my keyboard so now im on the backup
No.2542260
>>2542258thats gorepup bro!
No.2542261
>>>2542259
watched 10 episodes of the bachelorette damn good tv
No.2542263
lowkey laying on my tummy in bed kicking my feet up and giggling becuz I'm delusional and got attached to someone rlly quick hehe
No.2542264
we twke opiates and then Jack off for 6 hours straight here
No.2542267
sure hope the us government will accept a 36 year old man new recruit to ICE
No.2542270
cuomo does look like the kind of guy who'd be on grindr but for trannies only
No.2542271
sitting on my flea couch. killed like 6 that leaped on me, but its been clear for almost 10min
No.2542272
No.2542273
how do you still have fleas
No.2542275
theres no flea spray but they got into my furniture. waited a week and got bit again, now its been like two weeks trying to starve them out
No.2542276
what do people do at cafes do people really go cafe hopping that seems like way too much coffee to drink
No.2542277
>>2542273they are still alive on the cat and he missed it.
No.2542279
good morning so much
No.2542280
its fucking sticky nasty and humid today i wanna die
No.2542281
Breast cancer research gets 57 times more money than prostate cancer research even tho prostate cancer is MUCH more common
No.2542282
i kind of wanna try sitting on a veranda rocking chair with a hand fan and icy mint julep when the heat is sweltering
No.2542283
im sitting out in the sun on my back porch
almost 9am and its silent in my neighborhood
might do some hallucinate today idk
No.2542284
im tired…
No.2542285
>>2542282this aint a movie retard
No.2542286
so whats wrong with imitating art a lil
No.2542287
my life is a movie
No.2542288
wheres the action wheres the suspense and romance
No.2542290
the latinost brownifesto
'gibs that shit white people end the borders cracker we wuz kangs n sheit but i refuse to not be in whiteys country'
No.2542291
speak english
No.2542299
oh yeah dont worry just holospam over an actual post
No.2542300
hes an avatarshit he only thinks of himself
No.2542301
first of all we love nene
second of all she put a lot of thought and effort into this new outfit
No.2542303
we should make a pretend to work company seems like those are all the rage in china right now
No.2542304
how do you know what is going on in china rn they seem so mysterious
No.2542306
quirky things like that end up making it to articles
No.2542307
someone just got mad in my casual tf2 game
i didnt know people still got mad at tf2
No.2542308
i just want to let you guys know that I wasn't lie posting about getting drunk and smashing my face and breaking my nose
No.2542309
>>2542308im gonna need to see proof or im calling shenanigans
No.2542310
stay safe out there brother
No.2542312
holy negative canthal tilt
No.2542313
that hairline…….
No.2542314
damn are we really that ugly….
No.2542315
oh no no no
No.2542316
neetfuck woke up at 11am today and neetfuck is not happy about it
No.2542318
they call me jackie micropenis 🤙😎
No.2542319
im uglier (the most ugly) but at least my hair is ok
No.2542321
dont mind me im just making right-wing interpretations of leftist art
No.2542323
clam u up
No.2542324
>>2542311you got worked hard but i dont think your nose is broken
No.2542325
>>2542324its broken bro i have to go visit an ent doctor in a week so they can fix it
No.2542327
bearded bj dno
No.2542328
>>2542320is this the guy that did the robot animal that vores people to charge lithium ion batteries
No.2542329
life was better before i clicked bearded bj
No.2542332
COME ON MAN
No.2542333
lol
No.2542334
i am once again requesting a nigger video game character ranking
No.2542335
i feel like there are probably reddit or game journalist versions of vidyanigga lists you can find to scavenge from instead of doing it all natty off the dome
No.2542336
steepest jarpig
No.2542337
gmsm
No.2542338
ufc 318 prelims in 6.5 hours
No.2542340
not clicking anything getting some gaycel vibes right now and dont want to see gaping assholes and cocks
No.2542341
gangsta shit
No.2542342
moms sleeping 14 hours a day now i think shes dying
No.2542344
who caaaaaaaares
No.2542345
*raises hoof*
No.2542347
remember when amazon got away with not collecting sales tax for like 20 years
No.2542348
its after noon
and the afternoon napper is about to gook something up
No.2542349
its like that south park episode where they said cheaters are celebrated in america
No.2542355
*to the tune of radiohead - creep*
cause im a napper
No.2542358
>>2542356yeah i found it
pretty interesting artist
i think its absolutely fucking hilarious that they came up with the idea of a nazi arm-band with the flag on israel on it and apparently unironically thought to themselves that it was epic and amazing imagery with absolutely no flaws whatsoever
No.2542359
my toilet cat is big like a silverback ape, similar color
not fat
No.2542360
i keep sucking at video games
i hate them
No.2542363
palmer lucky is true red and blue blooded patriotic american and godless tranny communists just want to take a man like that down
No.2542364
ugh burnt my bacon
No.2542367
bacon is so hard to get right, one second its floppy and nothing but raw fat and then you blink and theyre foamy and black and burnt
No.2542369
we got that plum rain
No.2542370
been making some killer chicken sandwhiches this week
No.2542372
leftist are a big lol they are like 120 years in the past talking about racist corporations and oil companies controlling the government. its be like rightist telling you the communist sleeper agents are posioning our bodily fluids
No.2542373
who playing epoch wow here?
No.2542375
>>2542371who said any of that
No.2542376
>>2542375the artist with their work retard what else could these pictures depicting exactly that plastered with the logos of dozens of unrelated large companies possibly mean
No.2542377
making it be drones instead of rando ccvtv's is just overly dramatic and/or retarded
No.2542378
holy moly its epoptes lord of quanta
No.2542379
we getting into quant?
No.2542382
>>2542376they just think its cool as fuck and so do i thats why im posting them
No.2542383
>>2542382well i think its cool as fuck too but my appreciation is a right wing subversion of the artist's original leftist conception born out of their belief that america is going to turn christofascist and create the elon hitler tech bro zionist 4th reich in joint partnership with israel and genocide all the queer people
No.2542385
>>2542384you know we're all copping this man
No.2542386
>>2542383i dont know where youre getting that from
No.2542388
>>2542387thats blatant satire
No.2542389
>>2542388look my man
i know that you think their art is cool and you dont want your image of them in your head to be ruined
but its not a bit
theyre not pretending to be retarded
they just are
No.2542390
there's nothing political about that image retard
No.2542393
>>2542390he just doesn't understand the bit you're not going to convince him
No.2542394
>>2542351alright im back
still feel tired lol
No.2542395
>and it's because it crystallizes the connections between power, capital, religion and nationalist fascism in a way that articulates and exposes a number of hypocrisies at the core of western ideology
holy fucking latinate man fuck the fucking normans for ruining our fucking language
bring back runestones
No.2542396
>>2542391>>2542392hes literally making fun of these posters
No.2542399
>>2542398hes taking the piss m8
No.2542400
im a white person and i actually do kind of want revenge actually
No.2542401
UFC 318: Holloway vs. Poirier 3
No.2542402
how to clean labubu eyebrows?
No.2542403
i am so sick at melee i have so much swag its insane
No.2542405
what the hell i was saving that for marriage…
No.2542407
crazy how im literally the savior of the white race and girls still won't have sex with me
No.2542408
>>2542373i saw some posts on wpsg that they use ai to generate quest text. big ick if true.
No.2542409
bar, closing time
drunkest girls there
'lookin good ladies'
and thats that
No.2542411
lookin good niggies
No.2542414
>>2542412idfk at this point
No.2542417
who asked
No.2542418
definitely not i
No.2542419
rewatched chunking express
and all the special features
No.2542420
chudking express
No.2542421
its so hard for me to lockin and watch dumb movies im supposed to have seen already
No.2542422
toon stream peewee hermans big adventure
No.2542424
should we be getting sick tribal tattoos
No.2542426
lowercase ableebloo kinda day
No.2542427
the afternoon nap is complete
time: noon-2:45pm
No.2542428
>>2542423its always great
the special features are lacking though, but the movie was just filmed as a thrown-together side project while wong kar wai was waiting for his other more serious movie to finish so i guess theres not much behind the scenes stuff
only 3 deleted scenes so he used most of what he filmed
No.2542432
>>2542311are you ok? are we gonna stop drinking so much now?
No.2542434
i dont drink at all
No.2542435
in movies they always have like 1 beer and theyre done
'ahh tasty beer, now i will stop drinking for the day. that was quite enough.'
thats not how real life is
No.2542436
yeah irl beer tastes like shit so nobody drinks it
No.2542437
i hate how puking is never done right in movies they just start with a mouthful of liquid and spit it out
No.2542438
almost threw up the other day from nasty mexican food poisoning
No.2542439
mail man delivered more trash mail and ads at 3pm on saturday. i paid for his overtime
No.2542440
i thought we wouldnt be able to get mexican food anymore since trump was deporting all of them
No.2542441
where the gooks at?
No.2542442
were getting to the point where all the nasty whores that got married after high school are starting to get their first divorce
No.2542443
just in time to be the second
No.2542444
i saw the guy sitting at a table using his hands like a spoon to scoop up his lunch into his mouth to eat then get up and prepare the burrito i ordered without washing his hands and that the meat was tough and flavorless and probably cooked days ago and the lettuce was brown and there were two flies in the water and i ate half of it anyway it was so stupid
No.2542445
>>25424442 flies in the water?
what kind of schizo episode where you having lil bro?
XD
crashed out
youre cooked
No.2542446
thats how indians eat, scoop their disgusting mush up with their hands
i make fun of japs for eating with sticks but indians havent even gotten to the stick utensil yet
No.2542447
should i buy a replacement blade for my electric razor just buy a whole new one
No.2542448
are you talking about in teh grand scheme of things?
No.2542449
*asks that*
No.2542450
the gook scheme of things
No.2542451
need to get into stuff like ghost hunting and paranormal investigations
No.2542452
>>2542451you dont need to get into that stuff
No.2542454
dad i finally got a job
doing what son?
im a ghost hunter!
No.2542456
>>2542432lol no way man in fact we need to drink even more clearly our tolerance is too low!
No.2542458
>>2542457we use toontime.space now
friendship cancelled with twitch
No.2542459
toon stream casino royale (the real one with daniel craig no fucking jokes)
No.2542461
>>2542460this the type of shit a labubuless nigga just be sayin'
No.2542462
is that true ammy do you really not have any labubus
No.2542463
>>2542460spin up your own vps server and host the file on there and then you can put it into the site bro!
No.2542465
use ffmpeg to split it up into 1gb files
No.2542466
>>2542461>>2542462it's true, i got zero labububs
>>2542465i'll look into it
No.2542467
im not watching split up casino royale on toons service hes just gonna pull some retarded shit like playing them out of order or something
ihhsm
No.2542468
>>2542467*strangles you lovingly*
No.2542469
>>2542467that would be hilarious tbqth
No.2542471
>>2542469fuck you toon im not falling for your antics
No.2542472
>>2542470i like how it has a button for you to click that just says excellent
mr burns shit
No.2542473
ive had plum rain before after i ate 9 or 10 plums in one sitting
No.2542474
19 July: UFC 318: Holloway vs. Poirier 3
No.2542475
why isnt am using that angel thump site
No.2542477
france always do be teaming up with the ottomons
No.2542478
tfw no apa today either
something has to change
No.2542479
>>2542476your are blobbing way too fucking hard man
No.2542480
research nukesthen ? like duh doi
No.2542481
they called him boss
boss nigger
No.2542482
>>2542479he's giving me the ick
No.2542484
girls love a guy that consolidates his empire
No.2542485
this bro has all of persia and india and china and east africa and he thinks he needs more of africa and all of anatolia and the balkans or else he just isnt big enough
No.2542487
>>2542476war isnt just lines on a map its peoples lives you are playing with you are creating little pockets of hell on earth for your sick and greedy ego
No.2542490
toot add reddit embeds
No.2542492
labubu: soysmirk
fumo: soyface
No.2542493
another afternoon thunderstorm im so tired of this sh*t
No.2542494
>>2542476lil bruh trying to conquer africa when he don't even have china on lockdown.
No.2542496
would you rather be given $1 for every new person you greet with heil hitler or the ability to fart on command and control the fart cloud with your mind
No.2542498
>>2542496*watches that guy kill you*
No.2542499
ima keep it buck naked wit yall im getting 7 billion dollars for my 7 billion heil hitlers
No.2542500
i wanna control my fart clouds
No.2542501
you can just do a t-rex hand palsied sieg heil you mumble and no one will ever notice or care.
just post up on some city corner
No.2542502
i miss when they used to do that saturday night block of tv where it was cops into americas most wanted
No.2542503
>>2542499theres no way you could do 7 billion heil hitlers
No.2542504
we need to get into raping women like that one guy who posted about how he was going to do a rape and then stopped (i assume he did it and then went to jail forever)
No.2542506
>Playable 26/07/2025
hoooly fuck
No.2542507
revolvers are so cool
No.2542510
made an mnms pancake
No.2542511
we make pancakes for ourselves here?
No.2542512
https://kick.com/moongirlnow this is the nasty shit we like here
No.2542513
>>2542509crazy i drive through here all the time just like batman
No.2542514
>>2542508theyre just so dumb man
No.2542517
he looks bloated
No.2542518
>>2542510i had a dream last night i was eating an m&ms milkshake and the m&ms were all at the very bottom so i had to eat the whole milk shake to even get to the m&m part
No.2542520
i forgot to tell you guys i had a tinny dream during my nap today
it was basically from the point of view of someone in a high rise balcony watching someone in korea commit a mass shooting, and then a bit behind him in the crowd was tinny riding a bike with one of those long jousting spears with a flag with his messenger username on it
and then he crashed the bike into some people
then i woke up
No.2542521
only God could get me to confess i dream of tin
No.2542522
the other night i dreamt my brother came back and we hugged and things were going to be alright
No.2542523
sdiybt
No.2542524
contemplating potle…..
No.2542525
>>2542524you wont order chipotle boy
you dont have permission
No.2542526
do they make something like a straight razor but its made in a way to prevent you from cutting yourself while you shave
No.2542527
>>2542504im working on it
No.2542529
safety razor?
No.2542530
>>2542526safety razors/normal modern razors
No.2542531
we need to start going to our opps store
No.2542533
im not watching boxing lol
what is this 1964 or something
No.2542536
>>2542526philips one blade?
No.2542537
are we playing classic wow mop classic or epoch wow or warcraft reborn ascension bronzebeard
No.2542539
runescape is balls man nobody plays that
No.2542540
heard a lotta buzz about one blade lately
No.2542541
"nobody plays that" what about all the wow players dropping wow and switching to osrs? they just dont exist anymore?
No.2542544
*quits wow*
*fires up roblox*
No.2542545
stupid retards dont even watch the latest asmongold
No.2542546
we do fire up roblox here from time to time its true
No.2542547
im NEVER quitting wow man
No.2542549
what server is asmongold on for mop classic
No.2542550
wow?
never started it.
No.2542552
why did batman even care about keeping his identity secret the only person he really cared about was alfred
No.2542553
>>2542550*slides you a wow token*
No.2542554
it just got all dark and cloudy…. it finna storm
No.2542555
ayo it finna storm
No.2542556
>>2542551bro this is just another word from latin can we get some real deal anglo saxon true heritage cool germanic words?
No.2542557
the word of the day is chillbains
No.2542558
ayo it thunderin!
No.2542559
usykbros wagmi
No.2542563
>>2542561you can post a gorepup dawg
No.2542564
surprised no one has invented one of those insulin pump things but with steroids
No.2542565
ufc in 45 minutes
No.2542566
>>2542561im still thinking about leftists i can post more
No.2542567
>>2542564you dont take steroids like theyre nitrous for a car in fast & the furious.
you do it at a regular time so attaching some biopump is just a hassle
No.2542568
>>2542566you cant post more
you dont have my permission
No.2542570
holy fuck!
No.2542572
holy shit!
No.2542573
wtf manny pacquiao is boxing in tonight
No.2542574
isnt that guy like 60 years old
No.2542575
>>2542571im not gonna lie i got to the last panel and i started laughing
No.2542576
yo dad be spittin straight facts though fr fr
No.2542577
toot i dont feel so good
No.2542579
>Also used was a symbol for the conjunction and, a character similar to the number seven ⟨⁊⟩, called ond
why dont we bring ond back
No.2542582
>>2542579if anything & would become more popular
No.2542583
>>2542582ohhh i forgot about that
but idk why do we even have & when we had ⁊
why isnt my & key a ⁊ key
No.2542584
ill keep it a buck fiddy, whenever i make the & sign i just do a 3 and put a line through it
No.2542585
>The ampersand, also known as the and sign, is the logogram &, representing the conjunction "and". It originated as a ligature of the letters of the word et (Latin for "and").[1]
MORE FUCKING LATIN
GET OUT MY LANGUAGE
No.2542587
>>2542586is she fat and pretty again or still in her disastrous ozempic era
No.2542588
bonbi in her ozempic era?
im all set with that
No.2542590
>>2542589wake me up when the cartel sponsored beaner girls hop online
No.2542592
hol up
the cartel is sponsoring kick girls to rehabilitate their image?
No.2542593
the once proud cartel is making a comeback
No.2542594
Long Island man dies after being sucked into MRI machine
No.2542597
>>2542588no body in the cam view, obviously a hog with fat girl angle
No.2542600
UFC 318: Fight Pass Prelims
https://baked.live/tv/wid No.2542602
the word of the day is chihuahua
No.2542603
i do a plus but without lifting the writing implement so top down left right
No.2542604
holy fuck its a numbered event
No.2542606
ugh no wogan tho
No.2542607
my favorite guy got knocked out of the the bachelorette im in shambles
No.2542608
only one foid fight and its the one they start the card off with
No.2542609
how do we make our lives more anime
No.2542610
crazy how i havent moved in hours
No.2542611
>>2542609we need to unlock our hidden power
No.2542612
>>2542607i dare some one to make a more gaycel post in the next 10min
No.2542614
>>2542613idk that guy was pretty gassed even though the other guy was rocked
don't blame the ref though he was pressed to even let it go that far with these ufc clowns
No.2542617
Mongolia?
No.2542618
>>2542578that's not counting inflation either
No.2542619
>>2542616i knew it was (((their))) fault this whole time
No.2542621
>>2542620sigh….rest in peace…
No.2542622
is that uhhh
oregon trail
No.2542623
>>2542356cant believe this comic only got 156 likes
No.2542625
what*
No.2542626
im watching a trippy ass hong kong movie
green snake (1993)
these giant snakes turn into sexy girls, its real goofy but pretty
No.2542627
i wish maggie cheung was my wife ngl
No.2542628
thats exactly why i started watching it
No.2542629
any new maldavius figlord updates?
No.2542630
yeah he posted his suicide note
No.2542633
i dont understand the they them thing like are these people identifying as a group of persons and if so how is that not a flag to get the immediately put in the loonybin
No.2542634
the royal the them
No.2542635
remember when that nigga maldavius was proud of being the first blizzard nepo baby hire
lmao
No.2542637
do you think he picked figtree for his name because he really likes fig newtons
No.2542639
you cant say the n word unless you have the n word pass
No.2542640
nigger
No.2542641
>>2542637idk i also have no idea how he misspelled mcdonalds as his first name
No.2542643
i could go for some mcdonalds rn fr
No.2542645
ugh i broke my reverse trike
No.2542646
heem snappy
No.2542649
>>2542648(in death stranding)
No.2542651
wtf I went to the gas station to fill up and some nigger got gas all over the pump handle
No.2542652
finished my task
time to jerk the fuck off!
No.2542653
*fires up wow*
No.2542654
*fires up runegoon*
No.2542655
angel dysphoria kicking my ass tonight
No.2542656
either dads dead or he decided to nap all fuckin day on the couch
No.2542657
>>2542650it was at this moment he knew he f'd up.
*DGZH DGZH DGZH DGZH*
No.2542659
we nap a bit too much these days and itll only get worse by the time we're old men
No.2542661
i want a bf
No.2542662
ayo the pizzas here!
No.2542665
ugly
No.2542666
i love arinos never give up attitude
No.2542667
we should say rape to mean cool
thats so rape man
No.2542668
ill be using rape to mean confusing
No.2542669
now thats just rape
No.2542671
huh
No.2542674
i dunno but two hearted ipa is pretty good and it also has a fish on it what gives
No.2542675
peds maybe
not i
No.2542677
>>2542673no but im also gay
No.2542678
i said men
No.2542680
i like my women to have big bazongazongas
No.2542681
the most important factor is the size of the boob root then shape then volume
No.2542682
why is that lil nigga called rockman in japan
No.2542683
were all men here
No.2542684
cause you are supposed to fight scissorman first
No.2542685
he rocks!
No.2542688
whats the largest boob root in the world
No.2542689
hwat?
No.2542691
No.2542694
been killing little fruit flies in my house nonstop for two weeks now
its like at any given time there are two or three in the whole house but as soon as i kill one it respawns after 30seconds
No.2542695
fruit flies cant respawn man they havent unlocked that skill yet
they just have multiply stat maxed out
No.2542696
*has a shot of whiskey*
No.2542697
*breaks the ottoman lines*
No.2542698
give me about 6 hours man
No.2542699
about to just put a pair of boxers over my shorts because they keep falling down
No.2542702
maybe we should grow out our hair again
No.2542703
we have to in order to cover up our drinking scars
No.2542704
long hair doesnt work once you start getting too many grey hairs
No.2542705
having a sick facial scar is gonna get you so many ladies
No.2542706
drove 2 hours to get to the cade
already dreading the drive back
No.2542707
nick fuentes went off on portillos
No.2542708
who?
No.2542709
portillos is alright but definitely overrated
No.2542710
is that the greta thornberg thing
No.2542711
it sounds like some building from tropico
No.2542713
im pretty sure the thornbergs are from the rugrats
No.2542715
i remember my first wow moment
No.2542717
describe your greatest wow moment
i love wow
No.2542718
>>2542712i hate when some perfidious yank yaps about some yank brand that none of us have heard about.
No.2542719
>>2542717when i uninstalled
No.2542720
>>2542717that time i erp'd with a tauren mommy and was embroiled in a months long online relationship until they revealed they were actually a man
No.2542721
and not just any uninstall
when i uninstalled wow for the very first time
thats something youll never get back
No.2542725
cant believe you guys gave him a single (You)
No.2542728
>>2542725we love wow in this comm, bro
No.2542729
>>2542726number good or number bad?
No.2542730
AND THEN THEIR DICKS ARRIVED
AND INTO MY ASS THEY CLIMBED
No.2542732
i love soppy pretentious post hardcore
No.2542734
ok but what's trump's take on maldavius software
No.2542735
who?
No.2542736
>>2542712buona beef made a deal with the city to feed the illegal migrants for tens of millions of dollars each meal they supplied worked out to like more than $20 or something it was crazy
No.2542738
*solo qs lol like a loser*
No.2542740
gorepup
No.2542741
whoreburp
No.2542742
maldavius gorepup?
No.2542743
substances currently in my body:
- opiates
- ibuprofen
- marijuana
- whiskey
- energy drink
No.2542744
not everything is maldavius idiot
No.2542745
oh yeah? prove it
No.2542747
whats an opiate
No.2542748
>>2542747you are such a burden
No.2542749
whats an opiate he says
No.2542751
drugs are so gay
No.2542752
what if rape culture was real but they wore swag fits
No.2542754
substances currently in my body:
- 2 energy drink
- cyproterone acetate
- armodafinil
- estradiol enanthate
- marijuana
No.2542755
footlong BMT on italian herb and cheese all the meats all the cheeses parmesan vinaigrette olives banana peppers salt and pepper that bad boy TWU
No.2542756
Opioids are a group of drugs that includes prescription pain medications, such as morphine, methadone, codeine, hydrocodone, hydromorphone, oxycodone, and buprenorphine. Vicodin®, Lortab®, Percocet®, OxyContin®, Dilaudid®, and Demerol® are common brand names of opioids. Heroin is also an opioid. Fentanyl is an opioid prescription medication that is often manufactured illegally and mixed with heroin or other street drugs, such as cocaine and methamphetamine.
dude im so high on pill whoaaaaaaa life is so hard but not while im doing pills like a piece of junk
🙄
No.2542757
bacon maldavius tomato
No.2542758
>>2542756imagine being this guy
No.2542760
the maldavious bacons at midnight
No.2542762
my life is so hard i cant just live it normally i need to blast myself with some weird shit to make me all retarded
No.2542763
>>2542762look man they gave me the opiates because i smashed my head open while drunk its not like i asked for them they WANT me to be high
No.2542764
>>2542759need a pony to treat me like this
No.2542765
facts
No.2542766
cant believe lil bro is going to get ps before me because he busted up his nose while drunk
No.2542767
im not getting ps i just fractured the bone i think
No.2542768
>>2542762i just cant take anything someone who isnt aware of what opiates is says seriously. its like listening to a 5 year old or a fucking retard
No.2542770
>>2542726is this vanilla? if so then 'lock dps is irrelevant. as long as he has shards for summoning people then he's pulled his weight.
No.2542773
wish i had opiates and weed and estridol
No.2542774
who is stopping you?
No.2542776
>>2542772yea man havin' a blast!
livin large as they say
No.2542777
*sharts*
No.2542779
ive started laughing like sam hyde and i dont like it
No.2542783
is it weird to constantly be dissociating
my awareness is separate from my sense of self
No.2542784
>>2542783theres not enough drugs in your system pick at least two from the list posted earlier
No.2542785
>>2542784i had a double whopper instead
No.2542789
>bnwo
dno
No.2542790
whats that?
No.2542791
there's a grok waifu?
No.2542792
storms a brewin
blob is approaching
No.2542793
i was having a real nice time playing a fun mindless itchio game then it abruptly stops and tells me to buy the full game >:(
No.2542794
>>2542782OMG I LUV THIS SONG
No.2542796
whats nwp?
No.2542797
by now its 2am 12 ounces of beer just entered me
No.2542798
*to the tune of marina - cuntissimo*
ive been doing lots of craftan
do people still run scholo
No.2542800
>>2542798i dont know that song
No.2542802
is having a gf with a fat ass to spank and some torpedo tits to suck on really too much to ask?
No.2542804
>>2542802that is askin for quite a bit
No.2542805
gf who thinks aliens are out to get her and stabs you
No.2542806
gf who is an alien and is out to get you
No.2542808
saw something gross on bluesky do i post it
No.2542810
ydau was years ago, decades
No.2542811
holy freak im ugly
No.2542812
i saw an alg that said that sometimes ugly people look better in motion
No.2542814
>>2542811its a good thing you have such a great personality right
No.2542815
Lawsuit claims Roblox, Discord failed to protect girl from alleged predator
No.2542816
>>2542814quit jerkin my chain man
No.2542817
my neighbors black he seems chill but his white wife is kind of weird vibes
No.2542818
>>2542815bloxbros this is bad news
No.2542819
thinking about how in the middle ages if you fell just right and got a scar shaped like a cross on your forehead itd be taken as divine miracle and a sign of good luck
No.2542821
dad keeps going to the same shitty car repair place and they keep doing a bad job and he just keeps going back because "hes been going there for years"
No.2542822
just saw a gif of a girl fingering her vagina but i was too focused on analyzing her skull structure and makeup to notice
No.2542823
we sneed to invade canada and greenland
No.2542826
>>2542804its just bunny tho
No.2542828
>>2542801plebshit never post here again
No.2542829
always consider the intended audience
No.2542830
>>2542824ive been jacking off to the piss funnel recently but the puke funnel is just too far this tranny is defective
No.2542831
>>2542827this is filmed in the same style as a vhs tape from your kidnapper explaining why your chained up in his basement
No.2542833
>>2542828well i liked it…
No.2542834
>>2542832and i just changed my mind on the puke funnel im jacking off to that later and will need the sauce too
No.2542835
the greatest moment of your life is realizing your a pleb and accepting it
total freedom of expression and true liberation of thought to not be shackled by what other people think is cool
No.2542836
*is cool*
what is that guy talking about
No.2542839
the greatest moment of your life is saving azeroth
No.2542840
ive never actually uh, saved azeroth before…
No.2542841
>>2542840and you call yourself a 30 year old man?
No.2542843
>sis
omg… <3