No.2518750
i cant chill on my futon because its infested with fleas
No.2518751
dirty bastard
No.2518752
>>2518735aside from talmudic control israel does have better optics than russia. even if the majority of the world doesnt support israel this and that about nukes and holocaust and terrorism is a limiting factor while russia's justification for invading ukraine was schizophrenic posts on alternative media about nato in broken english
No.2518753
its poo time
No.2518754
i have crabs
No.2518755
we need to level up our hygiene game
No.2518756
we cant keep getting crabs fleas and lumps bros…
No.2518757
>>2518754get some crab shampoo and make sure you comb out the eggs because the shampoo can only kill live crabs
No.2518758
just got my aids test results back…don't share needles bros
No.2518759
really need to do chores but its too hot to leave my ac room
No.2518760
*kneels to the chosen*
god's chosen i see your power, please just let me be a shabbos goy that serves with labor rather than blood in iran
No.2518761
but once you have aids you can share needles all you want
No.2518762
>>2518750you need to get the frontline or advantage flea repellant drops for your kitty
No.2518763
>>2518610it's just a love tap
No.2518764
>>2518757i dont actually have crabs i was lieposting
No.2518765
>>2518762i did
but the fleas are on the couch now and not the cat
No.2518766
1738
No.2518767
>>1738
No.2518768
>>2518765if they arent able to reproduce on the cats they will die off and go away soon
No.2518769
what if im possessed by a demon and i dont even know it
No.2518770
>>2518715just go buy one you fucking loser
No.2518771
i keep getting briefly stuck then incredibly angry each time in portal 2. im not in a good place for puzzle games rn
No.2518772
>>2518769what if you do stuff a demon wouldn't like
No.2518773
lil bro is getting skillchecked by portal 2
No.2518774
how could you not know you're possessed lol
No.2518775
how is it not clocking to you that im standing on business
No.2518777
>>2518768that's the gameplan
but for now i just got evicted from my couch when i tried to sit on it and two fleas instantly jumped on my leg. now im hunched of my pc hungover making shitty posts
No.2518778
>>2518760*in tiktok reel style*
we're shabbos goys
of course we turn the light switch on and off for our jewish masters!
yeah, we're shabbos goys
of course we dial the phone number and hand it to our jew bosses!
No.2518779
communism won. at first they had waiting lists for cars and flats, trade cigarettes for blue jeans
now we can't buy homes and post soviet nations have 93% home ownership
No.2518780
>2518760
>classifies an apartment room as a "home"
viola ve now hyef homeownership high like in the weest
No.2518781
was just thinking about how crazy it is that im so smart
No.2518782
book smart or street smart?
No.2518783
internet smart
No.2518787
internet smart *fires up wikipedia*
No.2518788
>>2518785are all these beaten gooks from 1 photoshoot?
No.2518789
>>2518788no, only some, which makes it even more bizarre
its like the samsung ceos son suddenly decided hes into beating up gooks
No.2518790
whats your theme song for when you hear drumpf declared war on iran and you fell for it again
mine is the one where johny cash goes 'i hurt myself today…'
No.2518791
two days in a row of waking up at 9am
theres no way
No.2518797
early
gay
im not posting there
No.2518800
there's nothing wrong with the 9:13am icecream pullout
No.2518801
>>2518771its not a puzzle game man whats wrong with you