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File: 1750369425995.jpg (491.15 KB, 1440x1920, 509419032_1791033058815056….jpg)

 No.2516997[Last 50 Posts]

gooks edition

 No.2516998

its impossible to get a job
its over

 No.2516999

File: 1750369451074.jpg (597.33 KB, 1440x1920, 502336809_1791033128715056….jpg)

was about to post a gook but couldnt so i made a new thread

 No.2517000

>>2516998
actually all it takes is a firm handshake

 No.2517001

why is testosterone much harder to acquire than estrogen

 No.2517002

File: 1750369545833.png (404.78 KB, 480x640, Gt1dEeKXMAE83wv.png)

I don't care what your gay, retarded, ignorant, tasteless, lying, slanderous, anti-White, idiot SHIT-show says.

THIS is how a Viking looked like:

 No.2517003

>>2517002
am is this true

 No.2517004

>>2516981
thats what i was thinking too

 No.2517005

tasteless catching strays

 No.2517006

i have no bitches, no clout, and my race is dying

 No.2517007

you're like 35 years old playing video games like a child

 No.2517008

File: 1750369847482.jpg (1.05 MB, 1440x1920, 502527986_1791033110115056….jpg)

under pressure body sweating can you focus

 No.2517009

i be getting possibly stranded badly frequently lately

 No.2517010

just post more

 No.2517011

juneteenth celebration mush break

 No.2517012

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 No.2517013

>>2516895
that's at the beginning of the game man

 No.2517014

a firm booty shake is all it takes

 No.2517015

File: 1750370281036.jpg (965.25 KB, 1440x1920, 498678828_1818649921331615….jpg)

gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooook

 No.2517016

its seriously been thundering for the last 3 days straight

 No.2517017

gooooooooooook!

 No.2517018

nn bros holy mother fuck are you seeing this

 No.2517019

agooka

 No.2517020

no drinking tonight
tomorrow however..

 No.2517021

>>2517016
where do you live dawg?

 No.2517022

these games are crazy

 No.2517023

>>2517018
diaper concept

 No.2517024

padley concept

 No.2517025

File: 1750371196251.jpg (465.31 KB, 1179x1473, 503574098_1832773447020393….jpg)

just a nice normal girl like this is all im asking for

 No.2517026

Breaking: Trump just proved everyone wrong.

 No.2517027

File: 1750371320628.jpg (208.77 KB, 962x805, download.jpg)


 No.2517028

i want a bf

 No.2517029

File: 1750371354317.mp4 (1.68 MB, IM AFRAID OF WHAT YOULL DO….mp4)


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 No.2517031

File: 1750371408171.jpg (787.93 KB, 1080x1431, RDT_20250619_1716193675519….jpg)

lol

 No.2517032

File: 1750371447099.jpg (473.71 KB, 1440x1800, 485523897_1848689778700586….jpg)

one gook
everyone knows the rules

 No.2517033

>>2517032
normal looking za you love to see it

 No.2517034

>>2517032
hoooo
they pummeled the shit out of her ribs for this one.
she thinks she can taste the 'za shes wrong

 No.2517035


 No.2517036

i have a job but it would be so nice to have enough money that i dont have to work anymore
like damn

 No.2517037

File: 1750371830080.jpg (38.45 KB, 736x552, Gt1bydZXYAE9JyO.jpg)

PAD WILL PAY
PAD WILL PAY
PAD WILL PAY
PAD WILL PAY
PAD WILL PAY
PAD WILL PAY
PAD WILL PAY
PAD WILL PAY

 No.2517038

pad will play

 No.2517039

im gonna do the pizza in the air fryer again but this time i wont blast it at 400 degrees and burn the fuck out of it

 No.2517040

play wow?

 No.2517041

>>2517012
this is so us

 No.2517042

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 No.2517043

File: 1750372109638.webm (592.77 KB, 460x460, 1735513261342.webm)


 No.2517044

>>2517043
this vid gives us hope
if xX_GameSlayer_Xx can return then so can pad

 No.2517045

File: 1750372431702.jpg (9.63 KB, 254x187, Untitled.jpg)

theyre gone man
gone for years

 No.2517046

File: 1750372446798.jpg (Spoiler Image, 2.42 MB, 3000x4000, PSX_20250619_183324.jpg)


 No.2517047

i've probably sucked 10+ dicks and every single one has been smaller than mine and i'm rocking a 6 inch on a good day so i know a lot of y'all be lying

 No.2517048

>>2517046
whatcha got growin in that tree man?

 No.2517049

>>2517046
i recognize those shitty wood florida fences anywhere

 No.2517050


 No.2517051

>>2517045
i hope that i too may one day depart as have those before me

 No.2517052

File: 1750372733379.png (875.41 KB, 1016x1694, ClipboardImage.png)

lol

 No.2517053

>>2517052
brutal

 No.2517054

i forgot the lore was karl jobst just making shit up for yt content

 No.2517055

>>2517052
based af

 No.2517056

File: 1750372919349.png (613.85 KB, 643x689, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.2517057

hol up the star wars battle front 2 celebration edition is 90% off!

 No.2517058

ugh stranded

 No.2517059

my name jeff

 No.2517060


 No.2517061

im still on episodes from february of america first

 No.2517062

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 No.2517063

File: 1750373252612.jpg (56.45 KB, 600x600, st,small,507x507-pad,600x6….jpg)


 No.2517064

deleted all my friends from steam a long time ago
dont really use it anymore either

 No.2517065

stranded

 No.2517066

:/

 No.2517067


 No.2517068

>>2517049
like every state in the south has those

 No.2517069

im so bored and angry!

 No.2517070

fuckhead went to publix and didnt even ask his stay at home son if he wanted anything

 No.2517071

File: 1750374220995.jpg (193.29 KB, 1275x763, 1749951257622879.jpg)


 No.2517072

the official first day of summer is tomorrow!

 No.2517073

i hate summer its too dang hot!

 No.2517074

i cant believe we have baby kittens!

 No.2517075

File: 1750374566082.jpg (614.6 KB, 1440x1800, 505249999_1851039839804384….jpg)

just a casual midriff gook like this that i can take to applebees

 No.2517076

what should i eat for dinner?

 No.2517077

fancy like gooooooooook

 No.2517078

>>2517076
kraft dinner

 No.2517079

File: 1750374683123.jpg (113.2 KB, 800x450, us_wxhi1_1280x720.jpg)

seems like the play is just to move all the way out west

 No.2517080

>>2517079
that's where the gooks are anyway i hope by this time next year im in hawaii fuck the lower 48 im done with this shit

 No.2517081

>>2517079
BYE FAT NIGGER

 No.2517082

>>2517080
BYE NIGGER BYE BYE BYE

 No.2517083

>>2517079
they got me covered up but if you peep the cape we always a hue lower than boston. we're orangey yellow chillin

 No.2517084

*peeps the cape*
by god, he's right…

 No.2517085

why isn't drumpf sending ice to florida to round up all the cuban shit bags like he is doing in california

 No.2517086

cuz florida is a red state

 No.2517087

its 20c at most here right now
thats 68 burgers

 No.2517088

File: 1750374851310.jpg (19.13 KB, 225x130, Untitled.jpg)

fuck i tipped a rogue 1g to open this lockbox and it only had a star ruby in it!

 No.2517089

>>2517088
he opened your lockbox and took what was good inside and gave you a shitty one he had prepped in his bag man!

 No.2517090

they open it from the trade menu now bro it's not 2006 anymore!

 No.2517091

>>2517086
so why doesn't he clean it up for his retard voting base since that's what they voted for

 No.2517092

>>2517085
they still are. the big operation is happening in LA now though

 No.2517093

>>2517091
they voted for the art of the deal. this is 5d chess man. this your first time?

 No.2517094


 No.2517095

>>2517094
too abg 4 me i like a more classy gook

 No.2517096

>>2517092
oh so all of floridas law enforcement is in california right now?
dream on nigger retard
all the kikes in florida went the cheap cuban nigger cattle for cheap labor
he will NEVER EVER deport all the illegals out of florida and reclaim miami and the rest of south florida for the white man
instead he is about to ship all you retards off to iran to die for israel

 No.2517097

the girls walking around the yuppie parts of town are unreal

 No.2517098

snap some picks of the yuppies next time ur out cape bro

 No.2517099

File: 1750375549461.jpg (22.4 KB, 582x337, Untitled.jpg)

this comes out to $12 a bottle

 No.2517100


 No.2517101

File: 1750375644183.png (2.27 MB, 1440x961, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.2517102

its been 24 hours since i drank that off tasting milk and i feel fine

 No.2517103

>>2517102
botulism takes time to set in lil bro

 No.2517104

dying for a fresh sseth

 No.2517105

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 No.2517106

sseth fell off he got on ssri's and sold out and his videos have sucked since

 No.2517107

>>2517105
this has to be a banger

 No.2517108

bro new sseth just came out last night and you already want another one? come on man

 No.2517109


 No.2517110

>>2517108
*checks*
🙄

 No.2517111


 No.2517112

File: 1750376442670.mp4 (Spoiler Image, 3.69 MB, 1750373064326036.mp4)

this is gonna be us soon

 No.2517113

lil bro wants his butt fingered lol

 No.2517114

stop posting gross uncensored japorn

 No.2517115

im moving to hawaii and marrying a japanese girl

 No.2517116

i feel like you just recently told us this

 No.2517117

its the first time ive said it

 No.2517118

>>2517112
thats not loading so im assuming its something gross and illegal

 No.2517119

gayweed are you up

 No.2517120

>>2517118
try it now its worth seeing

 No.2517121

israel? supported
immigrants? supported if they work for farmers or are h1b1
healthcare? opposed
own childre ? unsupported

 No.2517122

File: 1750377973729.png (166 KB, 1022x1278, ClipboardImage.png)

this is the next fashion wave, looking for my wife core

 No.2517123

cat dumped the kitten in the closet so she can hang out in the foyer

 No.2517124

similar how surgeons tell girls to get their boob implants replaced every 10 years or how makeup companies say that makeup older than 6 months old should be thrown away, hairdressers lie by telling you you need to get your ends trimmed every couple of months to prevent "split ends"

 No.2517125

File: 1750378238752.png (421.47 KB, 653x964, 10b.png)

>>2517119
yeh whats up

 No.2517126

>>2517124
this is why i havent changed out my kitchen sponge since i got it two and a half years ago

 No.2517127

>>2517125
have you ever played any of the parappa games or the um jammer lammy game

 No.2517128

>>2517124
simiwaw uh wow soowoons uh buwuwuwuwuw bwu uwub uwbub wuwb

 No.2517129

df

 No.2517130

>>2517127
no/no/yes

 No.2517131

oh shit gay weed's in the chat

 No.2517132

most people that aren't faggots get a haircut weekly like a normal person

 No.2517133

faggot here, can anyone confirm they get haircuts weekly

 No.2517134

i buzz monthly
except in the winter i just let it ride

 No.2517135

File: 1750378502632.gif (1.82 MB, 250x250, uyiVwVA.gif)


 No.2517136

>>2517130
you should do a gay weed blowout stream where you play parappa 1 and 2

 No.2517137

padda bwappa padda bwappa padda bwappa padda bwappa padda bwappa padda bwappa padda bwappa padda bwappa padda bwappa padda bwappa padda bwappa padda bwappa padda bwappa padda bwappa padda bwappa padda bwappa padda bwappa padda bwappa padda bwappa padda bwappa padda bwappa padda bwappa padda bwappa padda bwappa padda bwappa padda bwappa padda bwappa padda bwappa padda bwappa padda bwappa padda bwappa padda bwappa padda bwappa padda bwappa padda bwappa padda bwappa padda bwappa padda bwappa padda bwappa padda bwappa padda bwappa padda bwappa padda bwappa padda bwappa padda bwappa padda bwappa padda bwappa padda bwappa padda bwappa padda bwappa padda bwappa padda bwappa padda bwappa padda bwappa padda bwappa padda bwappa padda bwappa padda bwappa padda bwappa padda bwappa padda bwappa padda bwappa padda bwappa padda bwappa padda bwappa padda bwappa padda bwappa padda bwappa padda bwappa padda bwappa padda bwappa padda bwappa padda bwappa padda bwappa padda bwappa padda bwappa padda bwappa

 No.2517138

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 No.2517139

File: 1750378966263.png (205.6 KB, 886x630, 23ca.png)

>>2517127
no to both

 No.2517140


 No.2517141

https://enslaved.org/
gleepy just sent me this link said he found his real parents on here

 No.2517142

virus

 No.2517143

File: 1750379537743.mp4 (2.76 MB, boredipole - https:⧸⧸t.co⧸….mp4)


 No.2517144

did 3 slices of frozen pizza in the air fryer at 360 for 11 minutes and the toppings werent burned
the meat thermometer said it was over 200 degrees inside the crust

burned the absolute fuck out of my mouth though

 No.2517145

a girl said she liked my shirt today but it was just a regular t shirt

 No.2517146

>>2517145
what a stupid bitch lol

 No.2517147

i try to complement guys on random crap because they really treasure complements if it comes from (someone they think is) a girl

 No.2517148

i dont treasure compliments from a girl because i know all they do is lie

 No.2517149

crazy how many lives ive snuffed out

 No.2517150

also im not getting frozen pizza anymore for a few dollars more i can get dominos and it tastes way better

 No.2517151

frozen pizza stinks but im gettin one this weekend anyways

 No.2517152

didnt costco used to have those triple pack frozen zas for eight bucks or something they were pretty good

 No.2517153

>>2517150
you gotta get the cheap garbage if youre getting frozen

 No.2517154

dad had cnn on and they were playing a compilation of trump saying two more weeks

 No.2517155

>>2517153
it was only $4 it was a freschetta meat medley

 No.2517156

totinos $1.25 for a whole pizza

 No.2517157

File: 1750382674685.jpg (680.28 KB, 1080x1023, RDT_20250619_1914055818813….jpg)

gweed

 No.2517158


 No.2517159

US officially enters Iran-Israel conflict with Trump ordering bombing of key Iranian nuclear sites
US officially enters Iran-Israel conflict with Trump ordering bombing of key Iranian nuclear sites
US officially enters Iran-Israel conflict with Trump ordering bombing of key Iranian nuclear sites
US officially enters Iran-Israel conflict with Trump ordering bombing of key Iranian nuclear sites
US officially enters Iran-Israel conflict with Trump ordering bombing of key Iranian nuclear sites
US officially enters Iran-Israel conflict with Trump ordering bombing of key Iranian nuclear sites
US officially enters Iran-Israel conflict with Trump ordering bombing of key Iranian nuclear sites
US officially enters Iran-Israel conflict with Trump ordering bombing of key Iranian nuclear sites
US officially enters Iran-Israel conflict with Trump ordering bombing of key Iranian nuclear sites

 No.2517160

fake news

 No.2517161

File: 1750383816147.png (1.05 MB, 719x932, ClipboardImage.png)

gonna need you guys to sign this and give it back to me by the end of the day

 No.2517162

ye break

 No.2517163

File: 1750383908160.jpg (214.27 KB, 1200x1125, E8JVZsQXoAAhtW2.jpg)

>>2517157
i love crossover episodes

 No.2517164

they call me the guy whos about to eat the fuck out of some ice cream

 No.2517165

>>2517163
ugly grotesque "art"

 No.2517166

>>2517161
*signs*

 No.2517167

Iran’s leader warns of ‘irreparable damage’ if Trump attacks
LFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 No.2517168

this mouz vs spirit series is insane

 No.2517169

>>2517161
fuck you mike!

 No.2517170

File: 1750384410471.png (968.72 KB, 675x680, GlJTfrIXEAAcu_g.png)

>>2517165
wow hurtful

 No.2517171

>>2517161
#8 = i already quit

 No.2517172

*signs the sweat pledge*

(sipping while enjoying azeroth tonight)

 No.2517173

what would happen to azeroth if everyone in wow stopped playing

 No.2517174

*takes down my gweed shrine because he hates parappa the rappa one and two*
and to think i was about to kill the guy that raped you….

 No.2517175

>>2517172
i hate wow and wowposts but this one is a lol

 No.2517176

hol up?

 No.2517177

File: 1750386596489.png (1.79 MB, 1825x1028, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.2517178

>>2517161
i used to like watching dirty jobs but mikes such a cuck

 No.2517179

>>2517178
skill and work ethic arent taboo wowfreak

 No.2517180

in the past 10 years there hasnt been a single day where my life is better than the day before

 No.2517181

a day better than the day before? that'll be when this fucking diarrhea stops hooo boy ive shit like 6 times today i just want my life back!

 No.2517182

My favorite tranny porn actress had bottom surgery 8 years ago and they botched it so now she has a poop bag, no vagina sewn up, and no butt, sewn up

 No.2517183

lol

 No.2517184

>>2517182
thats fucking crazy

 No.2517185

please god just let me wake up with no lump on my head tomorrow

 No.2517186

>>2517185
wheres the lump at man

 No.2517187

>>2517182
tragic

 No.2517188


 No.2517189

>>2517186
one finger width infront of my ear, high cheek bone area

 No.2517190

>>2517189
there arent any lymph nodes there that sounds like a cyst

 No.2517191

>>2517168
*ahem*
FAZE UP

 No.2517192

>>2517190
my jaw muscles on that side of my face feel a little tight when i open my mouth wide

 No.2517193

i have a needle in my butt

 No.2517194

>>2517193
now is not the time

 No.2517195

toon coded

 No.2517196

>>2517192
bro… you have cancer…

 No.2517197

>>2517196
not funny man

 No.2517198

WHY DID I TAKE THAT NAP IM GONNA BE UP ALL FUCKING NIGHT FUCK!!!!!!!

 No.2517199

On January 8, 2025, in Tempe, Arizona, a patron took off his pants and began masturbating in the drive-thru of Bikini Beans Coffee. Two days later, he committed suicide after video of it went viral online.

 No.2517200

>>2517199
the infamous goonicide…

 No.2517201

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 No.2517202

bikini beans coffee…

 No.2517203

File: 1750399935377.png (147.13 KB, 1607x1695, 1750391456572797.png)

I'm laughing my ass off at these zoomers coming up with this "new thing" they call "The Indie Web" which is "like, we have this new idea bro, what if the internet was people having their own websites instead of the entire internet existing on 5 big tech sites? whoa dude that's like such a new and original idea we are so smart i cant believe stupid boomers never thought of this, we should call it "The Indie Web" or Web4".

 No.2517204

>>2517203
i frequent circles with nasty whores in it and ive noticed a lot of them using something called strawpage now

 No.2517205

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 No.2517206

>>2517203
this is something hipster faggots have been doing for years already

 No.2517207

>>2517203
how is this different from those tranny or e-girl types with neocities pages?

 No.2517208

buying a good quality pair of tweezers isa a game changer im sitting here ripping out multiple nose hairs at once

 No.2517209

>>2517206
it is hat the internet was originally

 No.2517210

>>2517208
*tweezes a pinworm out of my ass*
*drops it into your ear while you're sleeping*

 No.2517211

i member having my own website
i called it opossum petting zoo
it had a bunch of pictures of opossums

 No.2517212

hate having to pluck a long nose hair
it always makes me sneeze

 No.2517213

>>2517209
no shit kid. i'm saying hipster faggots "ironically" making web 1.0 pages in their 20s and 30s who never did so before has been a thing for ten years

 No.2517214

i need to fucking eat right the fuck right now

 No.2517215

june 20th
still havent watched a single movie this year

 No.2517216

*slides you a croissant*

 No.2517217

*knocks it to the floor before it reaches him*
*pisses all over it*
you don't work, you don't eat

 No.2517218

*loafs and weeps*

 No.2517219

croissants are for closers

 No.2517220

so can i just put a plastic bag over my head, thread a hose to a propane tank, tape all the leaks shut around the neck and turn it on to kill myself painlessly?

 No.2517221

File: 1750401816641.jpg (41.89 KB, 441x501, 429190c5a9ec630da237e8b1f9….jpg)

>painlessly

 No.2517222

i'd be drunk of course

 No.2517223

>>2517220
you will pass out but your mind will be going through hell
time will cease and you will be trapped in an eternal nightmare

 No.2517224

if you think about ww2 was kinda like the plague black, killed a lot of people so the price of labor could go up

 No.2517225

the plague black

 No.2517226

>>2517223
is there a way to shut the mind off until the brain's natural storage of dmt kicks in

 No.2517227

prague brack

 No.2517228

>>2517226
can you shut it off when youre sleeping?
no

 No.2517229

>>2517226
>muh chemicals
you're so fucked bro

 No.2517230

>>2517228
i don;t see shit when i sleep

 No.2517231

i can sense a stupid hourlong argument brewing

 No.2517232

File: 1750402247536.png (3.63 MB, 2667x2168, miku210.png)

so many things to do out there
so many games to finish
and yet people decide it's time to kill themselves.

 No.2517233

you are your mind/consciousnes
theres no escape

 No.2517234

just found out about juno from overwatch

 No.2517235

>>2517234
is she hot

 No.2517236

eternal nightmare? you mean the emerald nightmare from legion?

 No.2517237


 No.2517238

>>2517233
no you arent. think about it. 'who' is 'watching' your thoughts? nah, thoughts are just a part of the I organization, not the real you

 No.2517239

tadaima~

>>2517237
bro i just spent $500 on mariokart im not dropping another 30 on a toy!

 No.2517240

>>2517239
bro mario kart is a toy!

 No.2517241

a flick about being trapped in the mindbox

 No.2517242

>>2517241
i dont need a flick for that i live it

 No.2517243

>>2517241
how is this related to cube (1997)

 No.2517244

miss when i had my gun, have that back up option, but lost that too

 No.2517245

cant wait for tonights sober sleep where i sleep for 3 hours then wake up over and over every 30 minutes

 No.2517246

took my like 3 months for that to stop happening

 No.2517247

maybe longer actually

 No.2517248

File: 1750403441388.jpg (409.84 KB, 3406x1354, 1750396014256607.jpg)

>bro i just spent $500 on mariokart

 No.2517249

im trying to chill for a few months before i go full throttle but im getting cabin fever already

 No.2517250

>>2517248
oh jeez i shouldnt have been drinking 109 beers a day for the last 4 years this graph is a wake up call

 No.2517251


 No.2517252

she looks like an alien

 No.2517253

>>2517248
am i retarded for not being able to read this chart

 No.2517254

>>2517253
yea
how many lifetime drinks did you have?

 No.2517255

she does look crazy but if she said she loved me id marry her

 No.2517256

>>2517253
i was puzzled a bit too just because they included retarded numbers like '109.6' under the drinks per day which is so ridiculous cirrhosis would be the least of your problems

 No.2517257

109.6 drinks per year

 No.2517258

whats a lifetime drink

 No.2517259

lets see 12 years of drinking
60 drinks a week

thats about 37,000 lifetime drinks so far

 No.2517260

id rather drink chocolate milk than booze im just that kinda guy

 No.2517261


 No.2517262

File: 1750404436244.png (286.08 KB, 643x620, 1651475312774.png)


 No.2517263

man my pits stink

 No.2517264

summer is tough for us stinky pit bros that dont wear deodorant

 No.2517265

File: 1750404967692.jpg (534.14 KB, 1440x1920, 506279854_1851361903301406….jpg)

one gook
everyone knows the rules

 No.2517266

>>2517265
this has to be the worst forced meme in the history of 162

 No.2517267

you guys gotta shave your underarms its a gamechanger

 No.2517268

ive trimmed my pits before but full on shaving seems a bit much

 No.2517269

>>2517268
you can just use the same electric razor you use on your face man what are you retarded

 No.2517270

one thing
i dont know why

 No.2517271

youre the one whos retarded if youre shaving underarms

 No.2517272

i dont use an electric razor on my face

 No.2517273

the only blade that comes near me is the blade that aims to kill me

 No.2517274

gunfire or fireworks woke me up

 No.2517275

i shave my underarms and my pubic area

 No.2517276

File: 1750405618923.jpg (99.89 KB, 1080x1440, 503640999_1815608518037016….jpg)

ill match that gook

 No.2517277

>>2517275
why is anyone seeing your pubic area

 No.2517278

>>2517277
no one is im just keeping it smooth for later when i get an agf

 No.2517279


 No.2517280

the tucker interview of ted cruz is pretty funny tucker really gets under his skin

 No.2517281

>>2517278
if you're looking for agf then you know they want it bushy

 No.2517282

>>2517281
i dont think they care man

 No.2517283

>>2517279
>wgirl
never

 No.2517284

>>2517280
lol jew-owned faggot totally OWNED other jew-owned faggot, epic style FTW!!!!

 No.2517285

keeping it trimmed with a six pack is kind of nice

 No.2517286

File: 1750406408628.jpg (920.09 KB, 3072x4096, GtyaoHxXEAACG-U.jpg)

gf with hideous scars

 No.2517287

that one episode of mde2 that was released was pretty bad i couldnt watch it really i skipped the last 3 minutes and was pressing the skip 10 seconds button on youtube basically the whole time it was making me cringe

 No.2517288

why wasnt charls in ep1 is he just too schizo for them to work with or what

 No.2517289

my guess is ep 1 was filmed before charls signed on cuz remember there was that period where charls was calling sam a nerd and shit and then sam had to apologize and beg him to come that's my theory that or he is too schizo to work with

 No.2517290

>>2517287
men in their mid 40s who haven't done anything funny since their early 30s pretending they're still "with it" is fucking gay? i need to re-evaluate my entire life after this revelation

 No.2517291

another thing about kraics
kraics dont get screwed

 No.2517292

they did seem out of practice maybe season 3 is better im not buying season 2 tho ill try another ep if someone rips it on youtube

 No.2517293


 No.2517294

one day ai will give us the mgsv that we deserved

 No.2517295

>it is no nation we inhabit, but a language
>make no mistake; our native tongue is our true fatherland
thats deep

 No.2517296

we must unite under a single pidgin

 No.2517297

ive never played a single metal gear solid game

 No.2517298

lol u tk him 2da bar?

 No.2517299

one lingua franca

 No.2517300

one lingua franca to rule them all…

 No.2517301

>>2517297
metal gear solid 2 was one of the coolest gaming experiences ever!

 No.2517302

>>2517300
scary…

 No.2517303

i played mgs1, didnt finish it, got to psycho mantis i think
mgs 2, didnt finish i got to fatman and stopped
mgs 3, didnt finish i think i fought revolver ocelot for the first time and stopped shortly after
and that's it

 No.2517304


 No.2517305

>>2517301
oh wait i meant mgs1

 No.2517306

metal gear revengeance though? that was fucking based

 No.2517307

thats crazy i played and beat mgs1-3 in single sittings they were so good

 No.2517308

have i ever beat a game in a single sitting? lemme think… dont think i ever have

 No.2517309

>>2517308
not even portal?

 No.2517310

>>2517309
even when it first came out it was too reddit and im a born rebel so ive never played portal

 No.2517311

File: 1750408291309.jpg (91.3 KB, 600x509, miku23.jpg)

>>2517297
you don't want to play the best series in history on purpose or what's the problem?
>>2517301
+1

 No.2517312

File: 1750408385502.jpg (1.31 MB, 1624x1518, miku31.jpg)

>>2517303
were you skipping cutscenes or watching shows on the 2nd monitor?
>>2517306
really good game, not mgs game tho

 No.2517313

what is solid snakes retard ass gonna do when he enters stranglethorn vale and hears this

 No.2517314

>>2517312
i just lost interest i guess im more of a multiplayer guy anyway

 No.2517315

File: 1750408456751.gif (58.91 KB, 156x267, miku152.gif)

also
>playing mgs2 or mgs3 without finishing mgs1 and reading the mg1 and mg2 story
lol

 No.2517316

wonder if anyones beaten wow in a single sitting

 No.2517317

i watched my brother beat mgs1 and 2 and 3 so i already knew the story

 No.2517318

File: 1750408537748.jpg (152.78 KB, 1024x576, WoWSouthpark-1715504944.jpg)


 No.2517319

sitting in the same pose

 No.2517320

crazy how as a kid the southpark wow guy seemed like a gross loser by now my area is basically his i even have a knife on my desk and a literal dragon on a shelf just like him. crazy how that happens

 No.2517321

>>2517317
you were sitting next to him for 40 hours (mgs1,2,3) listening to all the important story related codec calls? wow

 No.2517322

if you didn't, you don't know the story
play the game

 No.2517323

>>2517321
yeah it was like streaming before streaming

 No.2517324

okay it actually took me two sessions to beat them but it felt like 1

 No.2517325

>>2517320
maybe you got psyopped

 No.2517326

File: 1750408854764.jpg (18.97 KB, 398x113, Untitled.jpg)

lol great title dave

 No.2517327

>>2517325
maybe…

 No.2517328

so sick of psyops why are they allowed

 No.2517329

its crazy that people go on short international vacations like they are spending a thousand dollars on just the flight to be jetlagged somewhere for 4 days

 No.2517330

gotta go for atleast 2 weeks man

 No.2517331

File: 1750409676330.jpg (54.42 KB, 1064x996, Gf8CVRJXIAAvyTU.jpg)


 No.2517332

im never getting on an airplane again in my life

 No.2517333

they need to bring back ship and train travel

 No.2517334

as long as humans exist theyve been dreaming of flying like the birds and now that they have conquered the skies its boring a nuisance

 No.2517335

itd be pretty sick if trump abolishes the tsa

 No.2517336

would love to see him spontaneously combust

 No.2517337

ai can show you

 No.2517338

>>2517333
shut up asshole

 No.2517339


 No.2517340

File: 1750411257599.jpg (414.25 KB, 1752x2048, GW6jtAuXQAA6seH.jpg)


 No.2517341

my hamster is sad and tird

 No.2517342

sometimes i think i have someone else's hamster

 No.2517343

just won my first game of rematch since purchasing it

 No.2517344

File: 1750411823859.jpg (205.6 KB, 572x605, 1732301556778318.jpg)


 No.2517345

just shot a bird

 No.2517346

File: 1750412053445.jpg (11.76 KB, 251x91, Untitled.jpg)

c… toon?

 No.2517347

chief executive toon

 No.2517348

>>2517343
i would buy it if it was $15 instead of $30

 No.2517349

>>2517348
its p fun now that i got the hang of it a little bit still nowhere near good tho

 No.2517350

bibbidi bobbidi boowa

 No.2517351

its up

 No.2517352

>>2517348
aint no way its 30 buckeroos with micro transactions

 No.2517353

u dont gotta buy the ronaldinho skine man

 No.2517354

skins intimidate your opponents giving you the edge you need to beat them

 No.2517355

File: 1750414411590.png (361.77 KB, 605x605, 1750406175392378.png)


 No.2517356

gamers are such retards man they dont even realizing they are making gaming worse for themselves

 No.2517357

*buys a 50 dollar skine*
what do you mean man

 No.2517358

did we bomb iran yet i havent been paying attention

 No.2517359

steve bannon convinced trump not to get involved

 No.2517360

animals are awesome

 No.2517361

im such an animal sometimes

 No.2517362

human animals however…

 No.2517363

File: 1750415812118.jpg (266.28 KB, 959x1678, GmNdySkb0AAFANu.jpg)


 No.2517364

one thing i was never clear on is if fish are animals or if theyre a separate branch like plants and fungi

 No.2517365

File: 1750415934507.jpg (58.57 KB, 743x715, 1637096105184.jpg)


 No.2517366

is it more environmentally friendly for iran to send big missile across to telaviv or for israel to fly planes all the way across to drop bomb

 No.2517367

>>2517365
look at the dsls on that thing

 No.2517368

good question how is israel planning to limit the CO2 during this war with iran

 No.2517369

theres so much co2 right now i dont even want to think about it

 No.2517370

The longest daylight day in 2025 in the Northern Hemisphere will be on Friday, June 20th

and every day from now on gets shorter

 No.2517371

kinda funny how every day gets shorter and every day our lives get shorter too

 No.2517372

what about the southern hemisphere though

 No.2517373

just horribly threw a game -__-

 No.2517374

>>2517370
already? i still remember the shortest day it feels like only yesterday wow times just flying by

 No.2517375

>>2517373
what game

 No.2517376

File: 1750416570887.png (168.12 KB, 439x361, ClipboardImage.png)

did we peep this yet

 No.2517377

games are too expensive to be throwin them around like little frisbees man

 No.2517378

>>2517376
ill never understand how such a shitty controller mindbrapped so many people

 No.2517379

>>2517375
the game of life

 No.2517380

i had a coming of age summer camp dream

 No.2517381

my dream had mongolian farm girls

 No.2517382

there really is something so nice about being up at 7 in the morning knowing im about to go to bed while all the wagefucks gotta go to work

 No.2517383

i need the days to start getting shorter

 No.2517384

tgif am i right fellas

 No.2517385

it was a really wonderful dream even if a little bit cliche

 No.2517386

i had a dream that i was at school and i didnt know what bus was mine and i couldnt get in contact with my parents so i was stuck wandering around the school in the dark

 No.2517387


 No.2517388

angwy wagey get in cagey am i right fellow neets

 No.2517389

you can only exist as a neet because someone is currently supporting you
someday that person will not be around anymore then you will find yourself in a horrible position

 No.2517390

File: 1750417245425.mp4 (1.02 MB, 1732699703813056.mp4)


 No.2517391

its fine ill just kms its nbd

 No.2517392

>>2517391
no you wont
you don't even have the courage to go out and get a job
you wont have the courage to kys
you are a coward that will suffer

 No.2517393


 No.2517394

shouldnt you be getting ready for work champ my disability wont pay for itself lol

 No.2517395

how do you get disability? i have a bad back can i get disability for that?

 No.2517396

i get $1000 between birthday and christmas and i live off that for the year
no one is supporting me its all because of my own willpower to live this life

 No.2517397

you can get disability just for being slow

 No.2517398

https://www.reddit.com/r/Asmongold/comments/1laa0ct/1_man_vs_100_protesters/
this subreddit is going to get banned for not moderating the comments

 No.2517399

project 2025 is slowly working on cutting all disability so I hope you really aren't relying on it

 No.2517400


 No.2517401

File: 1750417788131.mp4 (8.27 MB, zifepsp0xz7f1.mp4)

if youre disabled you could always become an mlb ump ah haha

 No.2517402

remember those like 18 months where people pretended retard was as bad a slur as nigger

 No.2517403

>>2517401
heh… good one

 No.2517404

>>2517400
what will historians a thousand years from now think this video is

 No.2517405

>>2517402
yea that was really retarded

 No.2517406

cant wait to start drinking in 19 hours

 No.2517407

File: 1750418279105.mp4 (834.87 KB, DnvV2iOnvgi68QPa.mp4)


 No.2517408

is there a word for niggers that hasnt turned into a slur yet

 No.2517409

grow up

 No.2517410

not sure if its a thing in english but they started calling them melanin-rich people here

 No.2517411

no every word for niggers eventually becomes a slur because simply referring to something foul will inevitably become a foul word. just like how there's no "nice" word for fecal matter

 No.2517412

grow up

 No.2517413

i want a bf

 No.2517414

File: 1750418995303.webm (2.81 MB, 569x320, 1750413788035537.webm)

uhhhhhh wowbros our game is incredibly gay and retarded?

 No.2517415

itzy fucking suck at dancing wtf theyre all out of sync

 No.2517416

lances are pretty cool

 No.2517417

you always say you want a bf but have you ever tried to get a bf

 No.2517418

hmmm black nigger wukong is on sale maybe ill get it

 No.2517419

grow up

 No.2517420

>>2517414
nigger and old woman with glasses
really wowcucks?

 No.2517421

>>2517407
that's it another ten billion to isreal

 No.2517422


 No.2517423

>>2517417
that's what i'm doing

 No.2517424

time for neetfuck to hop into bed

 No.2517425

hate the videos where a girl rattles her little coffee sippy cup with the ice in it it pisses me the fuck off same for the videos with the guys who take the epic sip of their coffee at the start of their videos fucking assholes

 No.2517426

>>2517414
thats not real wow thats a skinwalker pretending to be wow

 No.2517427

>>2517401
idgi explain sportsnorms

 No.2517428

wish i had a prestigious job i was good at that paid well

 No.2517429

he hit well within the box area they need to hit but the umpire judged it as out i think

 No.2517430

>>2517428
like political commentator?

 No.2517431

>>2517425
u mad bro? *sips coffee*

 No.2517432

blows my mind how there are people out there with the gall to sip their coffee

 No.2517433

NEXT TIME ON
the blackest nigger

 No.2517434

loooooots of n words being throw around today thats not cool man

 No.2517435

gomennasai

 No.2517436

should i buy black myth wukong nigger monkey or not

 No.2517437

pirate it like a man

 No.2517438

wukong is chinese you plebeian
racists always like so clueless 🤦‍♂️

 No.2517439

File: 1750422257736.jpg (224.09 KB, 900x900, miku84.jpg)

>>2517436
i had fun, it's a linear game with lots of bosses and i would recommend it to people who like rollslop clones.
way too many skills, combos and transformations imo and story is kinda messy if you know nothing about chinks and buddas.

it's closer to sekiro and other slashy games than dank souls.
you can check the gameplay on my youtube channel and make sure to hit that like and subscribe button!

tldr: yeah buy it if it's on sale

 No.2517440

gonna go drop a few dislikes and unsubscribes on this guys channel lmao

 No.2517441

>>2517440
lolllll

 No.2517442

>>2517439
i got a special edition black myth wukong edition 8bitdo controller because it was $2 cheaper than the normal one (because its ugly af)

 No.2517443

umm that controller looks cool as h*ll

 No.2517444

said noone ever

 No.2517445

my gacha luck has been pretty insane the last couple weeks

 No.2517446

im gacha as fuck

 No.2517447

gacha is so pon

 No.2517448

>>2517444
who is noone

 No.2517449

exactly

 No.2517450

File: 1750426406128.jpg (612.38 KB, 1920x1080, e_anqUdt8pl.jpg)

gangstalked

 No.2517451

>>2517376
does it have snapback and stuff is it good for the only gamecube game that matters (melee)

 No.2517452

>>2517414
we've known this

 No.2517453

>>2517451
its probably fucking trash like every oem controller

 No.2517454

>>2517453
jp white was good bro

 No.2517455

File: 1750428008016.mp4 (4.9 MB, sM3zbnRc-UEl4V88.mp4)

kwintu we need to go 007 on this underground base

 No.2517456

>>2517455
totally real and not ai generated underground base

 No.2517457

>>2517455
well now we HAVE to give them our bunker busters. we need to hop in and help them

 No.2517458


 No.2517459

its so hard to make fun of things during pride month. my vocab is stunlocked

 No.2517460

File: 1750429396849.jpg (52.02 KB, 515x501, 1750415715086871.jpg)


 No.2517461

ive logged into 4+ penalty feedbacks on teammates each day for the past 3 or 4 days idk why i play this game when even the system agrees with me that everyone else is a nigger

 No.2517462

reminder that skill & work ethic aren't taboo

 No.2517463

>>2517455
just like in dune

 No.2517464

the underground piss storage

 No.2517465

israel/usa are the harkonnen

 No.2517466

>>2517465
israel especially

 No.2517467

is dunegame good

 No.2517468

yeah tomar

 No.2517469


 No.2517470

are the sonic movies worth watching?

 No.2517471

toon stream the sonic movies

 No.2517472

toon stream the equestria girls movies

 No.2517473

equestria girls they're undeniable
boots on hooves and cutie marks too

 No.2517474

toon stream a Gay Man's Guide to Safer Sex(1992)

 No.2517475


 No.2517476

>>2517475
this shit goes too hard

 No.2517477

bluey is better than my little pony

 No.2517478

blues clues?

 No.2517479

bluey break

 No.2517480

File: 1750434176560.jpg (8.4 KB, 196x228, images(19).jpg)


 No.2517481

we need to make the 162 mansion more than 60 meters underground so the moab cant blast us

 No.2517482

that bluey episode was a psyop to make you watch baby cartoons. do not click

 No.2517483

>>2517481
we need something like the technodrome

 No.2517484

lil monster break

 No.2517485

ughh the hunky gardener my office hired is wearing a tank top today….

 No.2517486

>>2517485
thats so cool you should keep us updated

 No.2517487

fags always be workin in offices n shit

 No.2517488

>>2517487
theyre so cool…

 No.2517489

that one vid of the israelis locking others out of the bomb shelter lol
they really are their own worst enemy

 No.2517490

there are railguns in space man no where is safe

 No.2517491

>>2517489
was it posted here?

 No.2517492

one six two mansion
underwater habitat
indestructible and secure

 No.2517493


 No.2517494

File: 1750438187975.jpg (95.1 KB, 675x1200, Gt2Te-tXsAAPNtb.jpg)


 No.2517495

File: 1750438311574.png (725.03 KB, 883x830, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.2517496

still dont know what a lifetime drink is
you guys never answer me

 No.2517497

>>2517496
don't worry about it lil bro

 No.2517498

>>2517491
why didnt i get an answer here

 No.2517499

im really upset

 No.2517500

you need some of that lifetime draaaank

 No.2517501

>>2517498
don't worry about it lil bro

 No.2517502

"drank" my piss bitch

 No.2517503

you guys ever mess around with voodoo or hexes

 No.2517504

do i ever kekeke

 No.2517505

>>2517489
why are you talking about a video that wasnt posted here in a way that we have all seen it?
i know youre not going to answer but know that im really upset and about to cause a hex on you a hateful curse

 No.2517506

is it asked too much to get a fucking answer

 No.2517507

>>2517503
i am constantly hexing my enemies and sometimes going as far as cursing

 No.2517508

>>2517506
don't worry about it lil bro

 No.2517509

were all hexing each other and thats why we stay losers here

 No.2517510

>>2517508
its alright i calmed down

 No.2517511

*hops on star battle*

 No.2517512

stop calling me lil bro

 No.2517513

>>2517505
we all have the same twitter feed lil tyke

 No.2517514

can i get a kitten update?

 No.2517515

you retarded fools
you fucking morons

 No.2517516

>>2517513
except those who dont use it

 No.2517517

i awake at 2 in the afternoon
the liquor store calls out my name

 No.2517518

gf who holds your penis while you pee and taps it and goes "come on, mr sprinkler! you can do it!"

 No.2517519

group therapy

 No.2517520


 No.2517521

File: 1750442735919.jpg (559.43 KB, 1440x1800, 497508960_1850380667505968….jpg)

gook therapy

 No.2517522


 No.2517523

>>2517518
why would you want that

 No.2517524

>>2517512
okay lil tyke

 No.2517525

File: 1750443103410.mp4 (363.16 KB, VjYrm8iCKAKzIs7N.mp4)

omegalul

 No.2517526

>>2517525
oh no no no no

 No.2517527

File: 1750443282875.png (927.26 KB, 1080x607, ClipboardImage.png)

tariffs are hitting hard rn

 No.2517528

U.S. And Europe Face 40% Drop In Food Production, reported by Forbes

 No.2517529

>>2517528
*doesnt worry about that*

 No.2517530

JUST IN: 🇮🇷 5.2 magnitude earthquake reported in Iran.

 No.2517531

so they do have earthquake weapons after all

 No.2517532

theyre gonna unleash their full darpa arsenal

 No.2517533

group therapys been nothing but bangers so far

 No.2517534

more like poop shmerapy

 No.2517535


 No.2517536

in an mmmbop it's gone….

 No.2517537

most of my steam friends have changed their names and avatars and i dont know whom they are when they pop up doin thangz

 No.2517538

almost 20 bucks from selling items on steam…. wow…

 No.2517539

Congratulations!
You solved The Mini
in 1:45.

 No.2517540

>>2517528
we can just eat less

 No.2517541

>>2517528
most my diet is beans and alcohol

 No.2517542

>>2517528
>>2517530
gonna feed grok a sample of all these spam posts and ask it to come up with 500 posts just like it that are fake but sound real and start dropping them in the thread

 No.2517543


 No.2517544


 No.2517545

>>2517542
-1
fuck you
not a fan of you

 No.2517546

3-d hologooning going on rn. i just clicked the kiara stream and its like a nasty whore stream

 No.2517547

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https://www.twitch.tv/ohnepixel
navi vitality now but our guy s1mple from the faze clan after that

 No.2517550

>>2517542
did this years ago with nested markov chains
real sceevees remember scvbot he sucked so bad

 No.2517551

ugh my preauricular lymph nodes are swollen af rn >_<

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 No.2517553

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did this gooks ago

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 No.2517555

did you think that i would CUUMMM
on my own?
do you know what it feels LIIKE
gooning alone?

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 No.2517557

freddy fast bear

 No.2517558

hum

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>>2517554
poggers dude

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>>2517549
this guy would be way cooler if he gave me $1,000,000 worth of cs skins

 No.2517563

the funeral went well; i got to be a pallbearer for it. im still not back home yet, so no streams again today.

i saw a stream earlier of a holofriend trying to get tickets for the nyc concert, and his crash out when he failed to secure one. did any of our holobros secure tickets yet?

 No.2517564

>>2517561
3:00 PM: Regular Show - Steak Me Amadeus; Laundry Woes
3:30 PM: Regular Show - Silver Dude
3:45 PM: Regular Show - Benson's Car
4:00 PM: Ed, Edd 'n Eddy - Sir Ed-A-Lot
4:30 PM: Courage the Cowardly Dog - Revenge of the Chicken from Outer Space; Journey to the Center of Nowhere
5:00 PM: King of the Hill - Hank and the Great Glass Elevator
5:30 PM: King of the Hill - Now Who's the Dummy?
6:00 PM: American Dad! - Holy S***, Jeff's Back!
6:30 PM: American Dad! - American Fung

holy fuck!!!

 No.2517565

>>2517561
this is how i watch tv using this.
reminder to tell me if theres anything good on tv

 No.2517566

cant believe im a 32 year old man watching cartoon network for 4 hours straight

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hmmmm what if what if what if i just go to bed
im just too exhausted

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>>2517566
childhood was best hood

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>>2517568
pull up in my hood ill turn you into a was nigga dont play that shit

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if this was your childhood ur epic

 No.2517572

we're old men with grey hair stop being a weirdo

 No.2517573

>>2517567
we're jaded

 No.2517574

>>2517569
okay this is epic

 No.2517575

>>2517571
bro that was like 4 years ago

 No.2517576

>>2517571
we are epic

 No.2517577

crazy how pewds dropped that insanely racist vid but literally everyone was ok with it because everyone even the libbest of libs hates indians

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 No.2517579

pewds is our holiest aryan viking warrior second only to patron deity varg himself

 No.2517580

not like this alexib bros…

 No.2517581

libtard here,

 No.2517582

someone needs to look into the window tint industry.
it literally exists to entice niggers into giving police a reason to pull them over

 No.2517583

>>2517569
i remember listening to lrd in my teen years thinking i was the coolest little avant garde music enjoyer

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 No.2517585

i think potlelatina mightve left……..

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>>2517584
womp womp

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captain america

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 No.2517589

fatbros keep winning…

 No.2517590

gleep help me find a switch 2

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>>2517590
popfindr is how i found mine
gotta get to gamestop when it opens or you'll miss it

 No.2517593

new thread alert

 No.2517594

>>2517585
the one who knew your name? :<

 No.2517595

new gook alert

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last gook everyone knows the rules

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