No.2511568
death to amerikkka
No.2511569
imagine some nasty whore rubbing her ass all over that food
No.2511570
yeah bro let's close our eyes and imagine that *raises a bolt gun and points it into the center of your forehead*
No.2511572
>>2511520yuroneet retard here,
No.2511573
no drinking tonight
tomorrow however..
No.2511575
>>2511574Dude I don't know why you keep going with this. You come off a bit detached from reality, have strange concepts of communication, and continually paint yourself as some kind of victim (you're not) and publicly posting shit that shouldn't be anyone elses business but your own and the involved parties. Pathetic. Seek help.
No.2511576
studio porn is falling off hard
fuck onlyfans whores
No.2511579
toon is crashing out
No.2511580
look what day it is tomorrow
No.2511581
I say this all the time if I am wearing a shirt with a movie or fandom reference please come talk to me about it! We guys are that simple to make friends
No.2511583
>>2511579what is the boy playing?
No.2511585
>>2511575That's literally a disgusting subhuman nu-male faggot leftist that in a more just world he would be skinned alive and boiled in shit
No.2511587
total nigga breath
No.2511588
FemboyButthole
@FemboyNipples
I pray on @PirateSoftware
downfall, but this isnt it. So shut the fuck up
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No.2511590
if i had time travel i wouldnt go back and help hitler, i do something crazier like send the confederate army to modern USA with modern weapons training
No.2511591
wtf dad is home
No.2511592
>>2511589who gets hospitalized for an alcohol related reason first, him or beerboy
No.2511593
dad: stop downloading porn wowfreak *pounds door* you're slowing dowb the internet
No.2511594
im a proud gay man
No.2511596
saw spic senator arrested by homeland security. it was kinda like food porn or asmr, a good rodney kinging at the end would have really sealed the deal
No.2511597
crazy how i saw that plane crash vid earlier here and it didnt even register for me that there were people on it
No.2511598
>>2511595women need their asses beat for saying shit like that. alternatively when taking them out to dinner drop them off in no-go zones and let them get raped and killed as a prank.
No.2511600
>>2511595the comments are so gay
i always regret opening reddit links
No.2511601
wish i lived in canada so i could legal fent and h while waiting for my state suicide
No.2511602
>>2511599that really is a crazy fucking video
No.2511603
>>2511584gleepy sees it. he thinks takom makes that kit but hes not sure
No.2511604
storms a brewin florida niggers
No.2511605
gleep doesnt like when tank models look too clean
aint that right gleep
No.2511606
oh sweet jerma is live
No.2511607
a tank that only existed in blueprints? thats a mindbrapper how you weather it, camo…
you can do whatever you want. you dont have to autisticly track down the exact tank youre building down
No.2511608
its eceleb thursday
No.2511609
gleep has been getting into auto erotic asphyxiation lately
No.2511611
gleep
No.2511612
got some pizza hut on the way
No.2511613
sludgelicker is here?
No.2511614
>>2511603tell gleepy i think it's from border model actually.
No.2511616
>>2511610it looks like saturn devouring his pizza kinda
No.2511617
gleep and pad linked up
No.2511618
some of yall havent been following sludgelicker and it shows
No.2511619
we already had an imported minority specialized in crop picking with their sun resilient skin, but they got their jobs stolen and now suffer diabetes and fatherless homes, languishing in their dei government jobs instead of getting excercise in the fields
No.2511620
toon stream tiny toon adventures s1e1
No.2511622
the bunny ai simpcity thread is popping off bigly
No.2511623
that show was cheeks
No.2511626
remember when minecraft the movie was all the rage but then people actually watched the movie and realized its lame as hell and minecraft is stupid and gay
No.2511627
>>2511626gonna have to give this post -1 diamonds
No.2511629
i saw someone in the comments of a youtube bodycam vid calling niggers "antique farm equipment"
(shoutout youtube [not a sponsor])
No.2511630
call me mr beast the way i get that asmongold
No.2511631
>>2511628what am i looking at, its just the new set
No.2511632
>>2511625dam we could have had wholesome mammies, uncle bens, and aunt jamimas but the zionyanks were upset they were missing out on a demographic to sell products and debt too
No.2511634
wow wizards actually did something cool and got nomura and the vampire hunter d guy to do the art
those ones look great i actually want that cloud full art
No.2511637
>>2511628damn they added tifa to magic?
No.2511639
ganbatte kudasai
No.2511640
tifa is just a rare but lightning is a mythic 😭😭😭
No.2511641
america is sleeping on dr pepper
No.2511642
wtf its fathers day this sunday
No.2511643
>>2511641i love the doc man
No.2511644
dr.pepper diet is my go to goy slop drink when i dont drink water. has a quasi cherry taste
No.2511645
>>2511642thanks for letting me know if i miss a fathers day my dad probably breaks down in tears and starts punching the wall and thinks of hitting the meth pipe again
No.2511646
dad said hes unplugging the internet for fathers day if i dont 'get off my fat ass' and do his house chores
No.2511647
dr pepper and root beer are the only soda i drink but i dont drink soda very often
No.2511648
sounds like you got owned
No.2511649
>>2511638what
zone do you live in though?
i'm in a zone 6/7
No.2511653
>>2511644polar orange dry & dr. pepper are the 2 sodas i've found where the diet version isnt ass
No.2511654
you guys always take dads side even though he is a dick
No.2511655
russians kiss quaran and say chechenyia is cool to avoid beatings. they are all quarter jew, eighth tartar, part armenian, yakut, or just say russian but look swarthy as shit or finnic. they call it the motherland because only the mother is russian
No.2511656
>>2511654you're super unlikable
No.2511657
>>2511655learn to spell retard
No.2511658
woke up from a dream where i had sex with a korean woman but i guess it was some share house cuz we kept hearing noises in the kitchen so we got dressed then two other guys in the share house came out and we packed our shit and i said we'll get another hotel cuz in the dream she had booked that one
i was gonna fuck her for round two, too but now im just here smelling like precum alone like always. whatever
No.2511660
yeah dad kinda goated for having to deal with this kid
No.2511661
>>2511652usukuro is so dependable and kind to that burdensome nmeneko
i need to become more like usukuro
No.2511664
tfw no burdensome asian girlfriend to be kind to
No.2511665
>>2511662amlitzer can you stream macbeth (1971)
No.2511666
fuck you guys and fuck my dad. I have a disability from my social anxiety, but instead of leaving me alone he terrorizes me and keeps telling me to get a job
No.2511667
>>2511649the zone im in is elwynn forest man!
No.2511670
wowfreak here, my hidden alias is gookfreak
No.2511674
>>2511666well yea man that sucks, try to be more self-aware youre literally doing a bit here
No.2511675
they call me gookfreak
that's not my name
that's not my name
No.2511676
>>2511599as long as brown people are dead i'm happy
No.2511677
why wouldnt superman let anyone drink from his hydrant i need to know
No.2511679
>>2511671https://yts.mx/movie/macbeth-1971make sure to grab the subs for us half-deaf bros
No.2511680
i want pizza hut it isnt fair
No.2511681
these old ahh boomheads downloadin torrents
No.2511683
>>2511673wheres the marinara sauce for those breadsticks man!
No.2511684
tadaima~
No.2511687
>>2511673and soon we will be spammed with "owwie my bewwy hoots its so bwoated bwos i dont know why" fat fucking retard
No.2511690
*gets on all fours in front of his knees while you're jostling him*
*hisses to push him*
No.2511691
toot my belly hurts its so bloated
No.2511692
>>2511688*uses your belly fat to fry my eggs*
No.2511694
my belly gets bloated when i dont eat it doesnt make any sense
No.2511697
ugh my tummys all bloated after all those golden carrol plates wtf man
No.2511698
>>2511693just want to find me a gook like this and jack hammer her hairless pussy until i cum every drop of cum out of my balls
No.2511699
>>2511695i mean thats not even his fault tbh
No.2511700
i wish pokimane was my wife
No.2511702
my tummy was so bloated leaving that buffet it was like i was drunk driving, barely counscious
No.2511704
tonight im gonna try and cut some slices off the frozen pizza and throw it in the air fryer
No.2511705
cant think of any important organization that would be improved with the inclusion of black women
No.2511706
>>2511703hol up our aunties and mammies wanna come back to the plantation?
No.2511707
i saw a scientific study, or maybe 4chan pol post, about how women prefer male managers because their less catty and it peaked at white male black female due to lack of antagonism
No.2511708
tfw no white male boss asian female coworker workplace environment
No.2511710
we call that the dream team
a strong nord man
a wise redguard woman
zero antagonism just sincere cooperation and results
No.2511711
id exclusively hire white men and black queens
No.2511712
speaking anecdotally think the ideal ratio of males to females for productivity is probably 100 to 0
No.2511714
>Army Secretary Dan Driscoll tells Fox News an astronaut is currently on the moon.
>“We talked to an astronaut yesterday who’s on the moon, who’s a soldier.”
erm…………………….
No.2511716
>>2511713aint nothing good ever come out of lebrons nigger lips
No.2511717
so we just have a soldier that infiltrated the moon without anyone knowing? is that guy solid snake?
No.2511719
he didnt say that it was a human
No.2511720
*sneaks onto the moon all by myself then skypes alex jones*
>hey guess what guess where i am lol
No.2511726
>>2511723my controller has a broken RT so it could be worse
No.2511727
>>2511723you are such a baby
No.2511728
dads napping on the couch so i cant cook any food fucking lazy nigger didnt even go to work today
No.2511731
'Watch Me (Whip/Nae Nae)' rapper Silentó sentenced to 30 years in cousin's murder
No.2511732
when alex says HOW DO YOU THINK GOD FEELS!? i felt that
No.2511733
free silento
No.2511734
>>2511726>>2511727im not complaining about the dust per say, i can easily clean that off, im merely lamenting that i wasn't able to hop onto pso…
btw, my joystick arrived. im planning to hop onto mwo soon!
No.2511735
i remember having a mammy suck me off and it felt like the natural order of the world returned and all was well, i imagined before the beta leftist struck all free white males felt this harmony
No.2511736
sick of all the fakeposts
No.2511737
the niggerbro is trying to psyop us dont fall for it
No.2511738
i make entertaining lie posts and your complaining???
No.2511739
hate the niggerbro
No.2511742
cant watch portgoy anymore after he outted himself as a giant fucking whiny jew bastard
No.2511743
i'm a homo!
No.2511744
>>2511740id murder a paper thin za rn
No.2511746
fucked up in the crib sippin dr perky
No.2511749
>>2511745i cant wait man i literally cant wait
No.2511751
>>2511748ok now this one is actually us
No.2511752
im just a liberal male that takes estrogen
No.2511755
that asian sex dream really messed me up i was gonna game today but damn im stunlocked im gooklocked i need sex with yellow skinned asian
No.2511756
for those about to goon
we salute you
No.2511757
rip toon i hope he finds peace in the next fragment
No.2511759
guys
im bored
No.2511762
>>2511759workout time man how can you be bored
No.2511763
its crazy how chaewon and the allure of apa has us all getting into the best shape of our lives in our mid 30's
No.2511764
>>2511759play mahjong with me
No.2511765
>>2511763no its literally the craziest thing to happen to us
she dropped a single 10 second clip and our fate was locked
No.2511766
which one is chaewon and why does she matter
No.2511768
>>2511765absolutely historic
No.2511771
>>2511734>mwoholy fuck todd dropped morrowind online????
No.2511774
>>2511772good
you shouldnt man thats insanely unhealthy
i was always underweight skinny and i had 60kgs
No.2511775
>>2511772you 100% looked like shit at that weight man no way that's your best shape
No.2511776
im back on my auschwitzmode shit im down to like 150lbs
No.2511777
>>2511748lil dude trying to get unreachable levels of apa
No.2511778
>>2511773i feel this way too
No.2511779
we're still 115lbs
No.2511780
30 year old man with grey hair that owns a creamii
its over
No.2511781
its really hard being a trump fan and an elon bro right now. but we have to persist through the struggles and hard times and maintain our faith
No.2511783
we dropped elon and joined team tf00t
No.2511784
if elon isnt the right guy for national ceo than who is
No.2511786
>>2511785shes so goofy lookin
No.2511788
>>2511774>>2511775toot ban the skinny shamers
this is a body positive comm
No.2511789
what would happen if i just cut off my ponytail
No.2511790
>>2511789dont do it gweed
No.2511791
gleep how can i befriend a crow
No.2511793
im gonna buy my asian girlfriend lots of robes and kimonos and force her to wear them around the house without bras that's gonna be my everyday ill just get to enjoy that
No.2511797
>>2511795ok now this would be biblical
tf00t has done 0 debunking vids on our main man bezos so he has his full support
and if tf00t is in im in
No.2511799
is the california thing still popping off
is the iran thing still popping off
No.2511800
please stop pretending to be excited for pandaria 'classic'
No.2511801
>>2511798i already told you im not drinking your piss
No.2511804
ill drink her piss if she agrees to drink mine
No.2511805
>>2511802my shadow on the left
No.2511806
>>2511802me on the right, drowning (not pictured)
No.2511807
based black mam shitting on women and demonrats? we click and soyface
No.2511808
what are you talking about
No.2511809
please god let me die in my sleep tonight
No.2511810
>>2511772have you tried the stick yet?
No.2511813
damn i just got cut from faze clan
No.2511814
>>2511812someone help dad hes having a seizure!
No.2511816
epic rap battles of history…
wowfreak….
versus….
DAAAAAAD *epic rap battle music*
No.2511819
they should make a half life 3
No.2511820
am what time are yu streaming tomorrow
No.2511821
continuing with the battlestar galactica (2003) mini series
https://www.twitch.tv/162kinoplexhttps://www.twitch.tv/162kinoplex>>2511820you mean the macbeth movie? probably 2 or 3 my cst.
No.2511822
macbeth with michael fassbender? you bet im in
No.2511823
fuck sicko macbeth
No.2511824
wait league has 3 or 4 battle passes at the exact same time rn wtf is this
No.2511826
i saw that fassbender macbeth in a hotel it was filmed way too artsy man
No.2511827
IN A HOTEL
thats crazy
No.2511829
it is what it is
No.2511831
just one pizza date with a hot gook with a tight midriff revealing shirt during the summer please
No.2511832
>>2511831she would make fun of me ordering a cheese za (like our guy dave) while she would eat some shrimp pineapple clam topping
id ask her to take a bite of my slice and rate it out of 10 though and then id make fun of her score
No.2511833
>>2511830
theres no way thats oregano man you sprinkle oregano on a slice not dip the slice in it so theres more of it than cheese
No.2511834
stan lee's cup finals
https://onhockey.tv/gi h
No.2511836
so this frozen pizza said 26 minutes at 400 degrees in the oven so i put it at 400 degrees for 10 minutes in the air fryer and it was burnt to a crisp
lol
No.2511837
it's obviously spinach you can see the sign for the spinach slice on the wall
spinach all the way
No.2511838
>>2511836the air fryer cooks the surface of shit way too fast man
what you did just now was fucking retarded
you might recover
No.2511839
i hate a bitch who gets spinach on a pizza
No.2511840
>>2511838i put a meat thermometer in it and it said it was 175 degrees inside too the cheese was all melted
No.2511841
spinach feta tomato slices the greek pizza of toppings is ok sometimes
No.2511842
>>2511840ok putting a meat thermometer inside your pizza
this is a bit
you didnt do that
imagine if someone actually did that lol
No.2511843
i look exactly like leon s kennedy
No.2511844
>>2511842I DID DO IT YOU STUPID NIGGER FUCKHEAD IT SAID COOK IT TO 165 ON THE BOX
No.2511845
pizza went to shit immediately after they invented it and started putting all the random ass toppings on it
retards like this and gooks ruined it for everyone
>>2511841 No.2511846
im gonna keep it a buck wit the 162 my belly hurts its so bloated
No.2511848
air friar is kind of like if you sit really still in cold water it isnt so bad after a little bit but once you start moving the cold hits you again
No.2511850
>>2511847lookin like a nightmare gleep!
No.2511851
i stopped by the local hmart on the way home and picked up a mini bulgogi bowl and tall boy of korean craft beer for $10
No.2511853
>>2511845you're going to want to blame that on the brick and mortar version of california pizza kitchen and other californiafags.
theyre the ones who fucked pizza
No.2511854
Israel declares state of emergency after ‘preemptive’ strikes on Iran
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Israeli Defense Minister Israel Katz has announced a nationwide special state of emergency on the home front, warning that a missile and drone assault targeting Israel is likely imminent following the country’s “preemptive” strike on Iran.
"Following the State of Israel's preemptive strike against Iran, a missile and drone attack against the State of Israel and its civilian population is expected in the immediate future,” Katz said.
its so over for kwintu he went too far this time
No.2511855
who the fuck is iran
No.2511856
those sandniggers just cant help themselves they just have to be blowing each other up constantly man its crazy
No.2511857
gleep
nothingburger?
No.2511859
thats what believing in god does to you
No.2511860
kwintu how is a "preemptive strike" different from starting a war
No.2511861
was there a formal declaration of war first or does no one bother with that stuff anymore
No.2511863
israel has a right to defend itself
No.2511864
>>2511861kwintu sent his regards
No.2511865
facking kweentu
No.2511866
so true
*magdumps a child in a hospital*
No.2511868
dead kike babies? dead sandnigger babies? i pop up some popcorn and put my feet up
No.2511872
i need to remove the internet from my life
its all so gay and stupid now
No.2511873
wait the pacers won???
No.2511874
>>2511870why cant we just unfriend israel i dont like them
No.2511876
the internet is a resource if you arent using it to do something and are just idly consuming it its probably for the best
No.2511877
>>2511870what if he takes all the captive illegals and gives them the choice of deportation or citizenship after a tour of duty, and then they all just get killed in the middle east, with any survivors being deported anyway
seems like a pretty easy solution to this whole thing
No.2511878
>>2511876thats such a gay way of thinking
No.2511879
>>2511876*sam hyde smart tech guy impression voice*
No.2511880
i dont want to pay for their flights to the middle east
No.2511881
>>2511872if you have a gay and stupid alg wellllllllll
ya know?
lol
No.2511882
jerma is so funny
No.2511884
>>2511872love gay stuff though
its refreshing, exciting and new and most importantly its fun
No.2511885
so is such a weird word
No.2511886
>>2511880you're already paying for them bro it's either pay for them to get blown into confetti in some raghead shithole, or paying for them to be flown into the last 10 90%+ White Human communities in the US
No.2511887
>>2511881you click one fuckin lex friedman video and you get a whole alg full of ne'erdowell techbros trying to hustle on youtube
No.2511888
>>2511867igloo goes insanely hard they are all such fine lil whores
No.2511889
hol up kroger has 18 eggs for $3.50
No.2511890
hope iran doesnt get destroyed its like the last cool place in the middle east that hasnt been destroyed
No.2511891
>>2511889trump literally did that
No.2511892
holy fuck its friday the 13th tomorrow!
No.2511893
and iran
iran's so far away
No.2511894
>>2511890yeah man they've got all sorts of cool stuff like… uh…. sand?
No.2511896
sand is important
i saw an alg that said that there are even sand cartels now thats how important sand is
No.2511897
we should start a sand cartel
No.2511898
must be fun living out in the desert just making bombs out of pressure cookers
No.2511899
i used to play at the sandpits when i was a kid
No.2511900
>>2511898pressure cooker bombs are a psyop meme. they dont actually cause serious damage
dont be a nigger cattle bombston believing sheep
No.2511901
tshirts look kind of weird when you think about it
No.2511902
I HATE SAND
No.2511903
ive never even seen a pressure cooker irl only in fallout
No.2511904
petting my cat
this is close as i will get to having a child
No.2511905
still breakin' boys off
No.2511906
hating sand is the first step to becoming a sith lord
No.2511907
think i might go out on the beer run tonight even though im not going to drink tonight just stocking up you know
No.2511908
in the past you could at least rape and knock up a girl to at least have a kid out there but its so risky these days when they can catch you simply by having a relatives dna on file and with how retarded boomers are the chances of having at least one family member who was stupid enough to pay a company to put their dna on file forever is pretty high
No.2511909
how much pressure can a pressurized pressure cooker stand
No.2511910
very carefully
No.2511911
pressure cookers be straight up thuggin that shit out every time they cook thats crazy
No.2511912
>>2511909it literally depends on the make and model and materials used. asshole
No.2511913
>>2511908so fucked up that this is true
No.2511915
what about truck tire bombs ive seen some videos online that make them look pretty dang scary
No.2511916
>>2511915those are fertilizer bombs. you take potassium nitrate fertilizer, soak it in diesel and it will blow up
No.2511917
or you could just over inflate a truck tire
No.2511918
ermm not potassium nitrate that is salt peter but its a nitrogen based fertilizer i will recall later
No.2511920
i heard bat shit has one of those gunpowder ingredients in it
No.2511925
>>2511912thanks i guess..
No.2511926
uhhh oilerbros..?
No.2511927
crazy that they freeze your bank accounts instead of closing them and letting you withdraw your money like they just straight up steal all your stuff and get away with it
No.2511928
they dont understand the things i eat for dinner
No.2511929
>>2511924still goes as hard as on day 1
No.2511932
what if iran secretly had just enough nukes to level israel and we never have to hear or think about israel ever again
No.2511934
why arent they letting iran cook maybe they could invent an epic new nuke
No.2511935
>>2511841i love those toppings
all that's missing is a bit of honey
No.2511936
i just thought about how easy it would be to gaslight or humiliate me and make me feel like absolute shit and maybe lash out
No.2511937
they dont even let them have hospital equipment that would set off a geiger counter.
our particle acceleratorbro would've been toasted if he was iranian. thats close enough to nuclear to make israel not comfy
No.2511938
the kwintu cell got activated iran is finished
they took out everyone any retaliation is impossible
No.2511939
think ill just microwave some potatoes tonight dont want to wait for the air fryer
No.2511941
any science normtuber is doing stuff close enough to that to get murdered if iranian as well
No.2511942
how about cooking in the microwave with an air fryer finish to give it that crispy crust
No.2511943
12 dollars in the steam wallet now
just sold 3 pages of dota 2 items
No.2511944
>>2511937a couple of the guys in my nuclear engineering program in university were arabic or persian
as long as they are american citizens they can study here and even go into our nuclear weapons program if they get fully vetted (improbable but not impossible)
No.2511945
i knew a greek absolute retard in the nuclear engineering program he wanted to work in submarines
No.2511947
well he couldnt have been that retarded
No.2511948
he was fat and old and had a gross stubbly face
No.2511951
just bought a few dollars worth of dota 2 items again. my steam wallet is in the red now…
No.2511952
at least your acc wasn't hacked and all your inventory sold…
No.2511953
>>2511943its crazy that people buy that kinda stuff
and steam cards that dont do anything
and gabe makes a cool 5% or something every single sale
No.2511954
she said shes excited for the barcade
dudes im freaking out
No.2511957
11.35 with 1.38 pending
im basically rich
No.2511960
like who just sits there on the steam marketplace buying these cards
is there some way theyre making money off speculating
gotta be something
No.2511962
autistic people with jobs have a lot of money to throw away from not having any friends family or loved ones
No.2511963
yoooo buy one get one 12 pack of yuengling?
No.2511964
>>2511960from what i've seen its usually chinese named accounts buying the cheapest cards at .03 cents
my guess is to level up the account and then sell that account for csgo hacking
No.2511965
>>2511960theres something about buying all the cards of a game or something so you can get xp
and people with lots of money to waste do it ad infinitum to raise their steam lvl
No.2511966
>>2511956in all the right places
No.2511967
i was gonna thrash my hog tonight before bed but this iran thing got me all distracted
No.2511968
*thrashes my hog*
No.2511969
whats up with iran can a glegle get a gleepdown?
No.2511970
>>2511969gleepy said he is focusing on hockey
No.2511971
*watches the same oneyplays comp ive watched for the past 7 years*
No.2511975
fure = furendo
hara = harassumento
No.2511977
ahhh naru hodo
No.2511979
no one ever talks about 1989
No.2511981
where should i take dad..
No.2511982
put that nigga in a nursing home
No.2511983
they call me the guy who constantly procrastinates and wastes my life on garbage
No.2511984
family is the only garbage i waste my life on
No.2511985
for father's day man…
No.2511986
>Trump allegedly told Israel not to carry out strikes against Iran — WSJ
No.2511991
10 min left tie game
https://onhockey.tv/ No.2511993
im tired of sports they drag the playoffs on way too long
No.2511994
go oilers go >.<
No.2511995
>>2511992this reminds me of the type of stuff brapper would send us
No.2511996
oh no no no the shitties choked away a 3 goal lead!
No.2511997
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
No.2511998
>soilers
oh no ono nono
No.2511999
price of oil is up 11% bros…
No.2512002
gee thanks
No.2512003
imagine being so fat you can't even pull out your gun cause the fat blocks you
No.2512004
don't shit on my dick and tell me it's raining
No.2512006
when i saw bluesky i thought it was going to be libtard chomos sharing child porn while shitting in diapers but that's 100% worth the click
No.2512007
>>2512006why is that the first thing on your mind
No.2512008
>>2512007that's who uses it
No.2512010
comfy thundy storm outside my window
No.2512011
belly unbloated and i want to eat again
No.2512013
WE DEM SOILERS!!!!
No.2512014
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
No.2512015
oilers fighting :3
No.2512016
wtf iran got owned??
No.2512018
>>2512017
…moot?
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>>2512017
hirsute boy…
No.2512021
i made a really funny face in that picture btw
No.2512024
>>2512017
gaybro….
No.2512025
starting to think im not a gangsta but a mark…
No.2512026
>>2512024im straight (and a virgin)
No.2512028
we're fat and hairy here its nbd
No.2512030
im retarded and fat and lazy and getting fatter and more retarded
No.2512032
at least he isnt getting lazier
No.2512033
cant get lazier, its maxed out
No.2512034
litzer is getting a lil too comfortable around here if he's posting selfies and shit lol
No.2512035
wtf i was gaming and the soilers choked away a 3 goal lead then tied it with less than a minute left than lost in overtime?
aint no way!
No.2512036
>>2512034litzer is a skinny boy
No.2512037
i meant the panthers
No.2512038
yeah well we do be dem soilers
No.2512039
Law enforcement in Miami-Dade County is looking to arrest former NFL wide receiver Antonio Brown on a charge of attempted murder
dade county boys be on the lookout
No.2512042
>>2512041you already did bro he looks exactly how you sound dont pretend you didnt post it haha
No.2512043
>>2512042a big giveaway is that guy has no gray hair and doesn't look like a middle aged lesbian
No.2512045
amlitzer are you hairier than that
No.2512046
took a shower and trimmed my nails im in my glowup arc
No.2512048
>>2512029chat is this real
No.2512049
i wish i was hairier tbh
No.2512050
*sigh* wish gleepy was here to tell me about iran
No.2512052
my head hair connects to my toes
No.2512053
>>2512047who are you trimming for you got a gf?
No.2512054
gleepy how hairy are you i need to know
No.2512055
long hair is so hot it's a shame the awkward phase is so long
No.2512058
ugh pretending to be an incel for 162points
No.2512060
>>2512059i wont listen to anyone that has less body hair than me
No.2512061
death to amerikkka
death to pigsrael
No.2512062
heavenly father, and your chosen people, please smite this anti-semite and not forgive him, sending him to giga hell. may show mercy to your chosen shabbos goys for their fidelity
No.2512064
who the fuck is glenn beck
No.2512066
im fucking pissed
No.2512067
thank god i didnt nap today so ill be able to get to bed at a normal 6am
No.2512068
i should read hxh again
No.2512070
hmm internet just cut out maybe something is happenign
No.2512071
iran is retaliating you american pig aahahahhahAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
No.2512073
i got liquidated
fucking shitskins
No.2512074
i went to gamestop twice and both times the cashiers were girls
maybe i can get a gamer gf
No.2512076
i know you're lying because nobody goes to gamestop let alone twice
No.2512077
>>2512074keep going back and buying things when theyre working so they know you have plenty of disposable income and are a high value male
No.2512078
>>2512076i was looking for a switch 2 (they didnt have one)
two diff girls too
there were a bunch of random black dudes (not hanging out together, just alone) looking at funko pops
No.2512080
i dont want to be paranoid but uh should i be listening out for icbm strikes hitting near me here in america cuz of this iran thing?
No.2512081
>>2512079i would look just like him if i lost some fat
No.2512082
>>2512080nah you're good nothing ever happens
No.2512083
holy fuck allah just brought down a beam of light on LA, mass conversions in US pbuh muhammad
No.2512084
holy fuck link to the beam of light?
No.2512085
hol up a moonkin went to la and hit them with a solar beam?
No.2512086
starting to get annoyed by people that are super loud about "being accountable" to themselves like nigger you're literally just posing be yo self nigga
No.2512087
imagine a chicken out contest between the ayatollah and trump
No.2512089
sigh wish i had access to apa…
No.2512090
can we just all agree as a society to reverse time and live in the late 90s forever?
No.2512091
iran is retaliating against israel
No.2512092
>>2512088i can fap to this
No.2512093
המבצע חשף: המוסד הקים בסיס רחפני נפץ - בלב איראן. מקור ביטחוני ישראלי חשף את קווי המתאר של מבצע "עם כלביא" שהתרחש הלילה באיראן – ובמסגרתו נרשמה פעולה משולבת, יוצאת דופן בהיקפה, של צה"ל, המוסד והתעשיות הביטחוניות הישראליות. המבצע, כך נמסר, התבסס על שנים של תכנון מדוקדק, איסוף מודיעין, ופריסה מוקדמת של יכולות חשאיות
בעומק איראן. (איתמר אייכנר)
No.2512094
man wouldn't it be sick if all these fags just annihilated each other and we woke up tomorrow and there was just a new ocean in place of the entire middle east
No.2512095
yea why prolong that shit
No.2512096
israel is kind of dogging iran
No.2512097
i fapped to that
No.2512098
what does dogging mean
No.2512100
considering america is 99% of the reason the place is a battlefield that seems kinda unfair
maybe america should sink into the ocean
No.2512101
its been a battlefield for 2000 years bro
No.2512102
im gonna lose everything
No.2512103
>>2512098theyre treating iran like a seattle puppygirl
No.2512104
>>2512100that towel is wrapped around your head too tight, osama. it's cutting off the blood to your brain
No.2512105
are the twitter trannies and reddit mods going to fight for the rights of iranians to throw them off buildings
No.2512106
i'm hoping they take videos where they light themselves on fire, funny stuff
No.2512107
Iran is raising the red flag of revenge in Qom.
No.2512108
>get most of your top military leaders killed in a single strike
>send some drones over and raise a flag in response
smh
No.2512109
holy fuck it's friday the 13th!
No.2512112
im going perc angle mode
No.2512113
did israel do a pearl harbor? why are we not condemning them
No.2512114
>>2512113we support israels goal of wiping out the middle east here
No.2512116
bibi called the attack operation rising lion
No.2512117
some of the best people i know are iranians (they left iran because iran is shit)
No.2512119
yeah iranian people are famous for being top lads meanwhile ive never met a jew i trusted okay maybe one
No.2512120
>>2512109thats how you know its the templars
No.2512124
i'm really feeling what that guy said about modern professional porn being soulless and woke.
No.2512125
>>2512121it must be wild to be a citizen of a country whos leader starts a war and then immediately dips out
No.2512126
what can iran even do?
No.2512127
not much their proxies in hamas and hezbollah have been neutered recently and assad fell and the last time they tried a big missile strike it didnt amount to much theyre kind of backed into a corner i guess they could try hitting us assets in the region which would be more lightly defended than israel itself but that would just cause addition problems
No.2512128
>>2512125wish i could see kwintus faces when he sees the plane disappear over the horizon
No.2512130
someone stream robin hood men in tights
No.2512132
lil bro moment
No.2512133
you just made a thread 38 posts early dumbass
No.2512134
whoops :)
No.2512135
polteen is such a burden
No.2512136
>>2512134FUCKING STUPID NIGGER
No.2512137
i think we should fill this thread up first
No.2512138
>>2512124fr im finding alot of the old amateur stuff i used to watch and it has so much more soul
No.2512143
>>2512142man i love ultra realism
No.2512144
*drones your shitty tank*
No.2512145
>>2512144come on bro you have to attack the healer not the tank!
No.2512147
if i wake up tomorrow and the powers out and internet is off ill know something happened
No.2512149
TOOT FRONT PAGE MAN
No.2512150
toot you need to make a complaint to interpol against this guy man
No.2512151
the jewish guy at my work is probably going to be so happy today…
i cant wait to celebrate with him
No.2512152
im a big believer in nonviolence
No.2512153
>>2512146this is an ifunny dot co banger
No.2512154
we should make an ifunnier.co where we only upload the most premium of me mes
No.2512155
i dont know how to build revenant to do alot of dmg i am just middling
No.2512156
whats a revenant
No.2512157
pedobro is kinda like the israel, and toot is like the iran getting owned
No.2512159
a mosquito defeated me and my cats. they all sratching, itchy. me covered in bumps
No.2512160
we're never really gone…
No.2512161
>>2512157he does like launching totally unprovoked attacks
No.2512162
so iran is just gonna sit tight while israel kills all their generals and bombs their territory lol? if this isnt proof everything is theatre idk what is
No.2512163
i wish we had a bibi, he woulda dropped a quick bomb on mexico and said we're gods chosen
No.2512165
iran is so chill
No.2512166
iran just puffing fat cotton while their scientists and generals get blown up like its nbd
No.2512167
*converts to juadism*
im on the winning team now
No.2512168
>>2512157you can host the site now
No.2512169
impregnating pokimane
No.2512170
*jesus comes back and vanguishes all the so-called jews that are actually christ denying pharisees*
oops looks like you were on the ultimate losing team
*rises up to heaven to meet hitler and george washington*
No.2512171
jk
No.2512173
o__o wtf
No.2512343
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