No.2489353
wataya
>PLAYAN
>WATCHAN
>LISTENAN
>READAN
>EATAN
>DRINKAN
>FAPPAN
>FEELAN
No.2489354
>>2489351this is like those hardees commercials they used to do
No.2489355
>>2489350this guy is funny as hell
No.2489356
*gets home*
*wheezes after the effort of stairs and taking my pants off*
*cranks a/c to fat people levels*
*leans over exhausted*
No.2489357
theo might be the podcast goat i cant tell whos better between him and timmy
No.2489360
PLAYAN your mom
WATCHAN your mom
LISTENAN to your mom
READAN your moms tits
EATAN your mom out
DRINKAN your moms milk
FAPPAN to your mom
FEELAN up your mom
No.2489362
what if the whold agreed that the next war would be fought napoleonic style but its all women on both sides
No.2489363
>>2489361watch the laffs get eliminated!
No.2489365
gaybro i saved a gay pic for you but you dont deserve the reward of seeing it.
fuck you
No.2489366
kids named xander always be getting into trouble with they moms
No.2489371
gotta be somethin sad get those lil niggas contemplating life
No.2489372
>>2489362someone should make an anime about this
>>2489367minecraft movie spanish dub
evangelion movies korean dub
lotr extended japanese dub
star wars lucas cuts eastern european dub [you get to choose the language]
No.2489373
i assume by lil bros you mean us the comm that loves you
No.2489375
i got a zit under my tongue somehow. very annoying very painful
No.2489377
>>2489375i also have this + back pain + headache
No.2489378
the lil bros in school need to see star wars phantom menace in hungarian
No.2489381
>>2489375could be a blocked salivary gland bro
hope you dont need surgery
No.2489384
how do i strengthen my prostate are there excercises i can do
do i need to stop jacking off
No.2489385
bro… google salivary gland stone and go to the doctor if its that
No.2489387
>>2489367how about dr strangelove or patton
No.2489388
might need a fat nap to rest from carrying around my weight and cholestrol blocking my blood vessels
No.2489389
>>2489382crazy how the right side is basically not real theres like 100 tops
theyre like myths
No.2489390
>>2489385ok i googled it and it looks exactly like that so im gonna die
No.2489391
show those lil niggas who framed roger rabbit
No.2489392
>>2489391yo fr who the hell did that though
No.2489393
who framed roger rabbit is too scary
No.2489394
>>2489384well theres pelvic floor exercises, i dont think it targets the prostate specifically but it is the wall that surrounds the prostate so its important
No.2489395
everything sucks without beer
No.2489396
just squeeze your butthole a bunch
No.2489398
>>2489380love reading twain
No.2489399
in a world of bottoms the tops are king
No.2489400
we should get more into twain
ive only read huck
No.2489401
yooo show the lil niggas the adventures of mark twain
No.2489402
nigga heil hitler!
No.2489403
huckleberry fuck?
No.2489404
twain got some wit to him he write good as hell
No.2489405
my adult diaper stocks are going to make me so rich in 20 years when all you little anime watching zoomer twinks are permanently #holewrecked
No.2489406
Samuel Langhorne Clemens (November 30, 1835 – April 21, 1910),[1] known by the pen name Mark Twain,
aint no damn way his name aint really mark twain
No.2489407
why dont you have belly kittens?
No.2489408
donk is so good at cs
No.2489409
>>2489406damn you didnt know that…
No.2489410
for me its ambrose bierce
No.2489411
then yahweh blessed slavery, for it was good, but sent many to hell for eating pork - for he was a nigger
No.2489413
based, pork is gross.
No.2489415
whats a pen name
No.2489416
buzzsaw
buster crimes
killa sneeze
No.2489417
scan your face chud
No.2489418
that one niggercattle spamming vids that every one wishes would die
No.2489419
pork is more sad than gross
No.2489420
im seriously going to snap and kill myself
No.2489425
baddest of them all~
No.2489426
i only like bacon from the pig and i dont have it very often
ham stinks
ribs stink
No.2489427
my life could be a greek tragedy
'what zero pussy does to a motherfucker'
No.2489428
scan my cock with your ass bitch
No.2489430
tick tock laffs
No.2489431
why did god create more subs than doms
No.2489432
some guy is riding a monowheel around and listening to megalovania
No.2489435
>>2489432that guy sounds a lot like us
No.2489436
>>2489414this dude is funny as FUCK
No.2489437
didnt get any (you)'s in the last 02 posts :/
No.2489439
>>2489432uhhh hello? based department?
No.2489440
ecologist: dont feed the wild animals and create dependency
leftism: africa needs more aid
No.2489441
uniqlo is getting worse
No.2489442
its 2025 man if you want whatever that is you can just order it online
No.2489443
maybe cool clothes would change things for me
No.2489444
celtics are getting freaking pwned…
No.2489446
depression causes brain damage probably
No.2489447
finished asl, going to do my workout now.
>>2489441yeah, that's what i hear. i need to stock up on clothes from them before they decline any further.
>>2488839yeah, but that was a cool game though.
No.2489448
im convinced 95% of people have implanted false memories about ethopia as 2,000 year old empire because they dont give a shit about history or african history and their brain filled in the holes with wakanda and video games. these niggercattle will tell you its 100% real because their ego wont allow not knowing despite the face they never state shit blantly made up and not read from a book
No.2489450
nobody in america ever thinks about ethiopia besides retarded rhastafarian stoners
No.2489452
having kids is too scary
No.2489453
i could have had so much sex if i had a gf in college, or highschool, or young wife. but now im an old fuck
No.2489454
cereal is like the perfect food
its easy as hell
its pretty filling
its cold so its good on hot days any time of day
and if its cold that day and you want something warm you can just microwave it a little and boom youre gtg
No.2489456
imagine being the woman having the kid man now thats scary god how much eternity and the best he came up with was pissing babies out
No.2489457
>>2489454not enough protein for a fucking freak of nature like me
No.2489458
>>2489456in english this time doc
No.2489459
>>2489457mix some whey powder in bro
No.2489460
i want a bf
No.2489461
this hockey game fuckin sucks!
No.2489462
wish i was eating drinking and being merry
No.2489463
im gonna go noodlebowl mode what should my noodlebowl be
i eat no vegetables so were starting with veggie broth
No.2489464
me too but the diet…
No.2489465
are the knicks really up 41
No.2489466
i wouldnt know
No.2489467
>>2489463i dont have the ability to do this i dont know how that works.
i had pho a few times and that was tasty
No.2489469
luckily i dont want to live longer ah haha
No.2489471
>>2489448fun fact ethiopia now and ethiopia in old times were not the same place. prestor johns kingdom was real, but it wasnt in africa it was in middle asia, and it was full of white people
No.2489472
>>2489470im not watching this man
No.2489474
i need to find an asian girl online who will be willing to relocate to my location and marry me any tips?
No.2489475
nope
No.2489476
>>2489474they sell these online retard
No.2489477
the leafs are gonna do it
No.2489478
>>2489476you can just buy girls online?
No.2489482
holy fuuuuuck
i swear her tits are growing bros
https://www.twitch.tv/bunnyayu No.2489483
clean
clean
No.2489484
we got 2 game 7s on sunday
No.2489485
laffs with a game 7 at home?
oh no no no!
No.2489487
i swear the only hockey posts ive seen for the last week have been >laffs
how are they still in the playoffs
No.2489489
because a 7 game playoff series takes like 2 fuckin weeks in hockey its ridiculous
No.2489491
clean
clean check
No.2489496
how does he get to see so many animals
No.2489497
how does he do it though like nigga thats an owl how it not just fly away is he some kind of animal hypnotist
No.2489499
you just have to put yourself out there
No.2489500
10 inmates, including several murder suspects, escape from New Orleans jail after breaching wall behind toilet
No.2489501
nigga toilet
No.2489503
>murder suspects
innocent until proven guilty im not worried
No.2489504
nigga…. toilet?
No.2489505
think itd be fun to live in some shithole like brazil every single day would be an adventure
No.2489506
*shoots you in broad daylight for your shoes*
No.2489508
i dont want every day to be an adventure i want every day to be a cushy vacation where i eat yummy things, jack off to nasty porno, and play video games
No.2489509
toilet the cat or…
No.2489510
i just want middle strata existence with asian wife and hapa children we go to the park on the weekends and play frisbee
No.2489511
>>2489510those children would turn elliot rodger so fast
No.2489512
i want ai darth vader to instruct me to jack off
No.2489513
james earl jones
No.2489515
i want to drink a frosty cold rootbeer
No.2489516
crazy how lurker splash just doesnt hit the jergs own units
fucking baby race i swear to god
No.2489519
im thinking it might be nighttime for the nighttime napper
No.2489520
bunnys tits are going hitomi tanaka mode
No.2489521
>>2489516line based splash damage usually doesn't do friendly fire. the firebat attack doesn't do splash on friendly units either. are terran babbn?
No.2489522
pee so hard mother fuckas wanna fine me
No.2489523
terran is most definitely babbn
No.2489524
im the dr phil of having dribbling weak pees
No.2489525
terran are cool and the most skillful actually so
No.2489527
>>2489521every single terran on the planet would accept turning on firebat and lurker splash and not a single jerg bab would
No.2489528
they should make a starcraft moba
No.2489529
absolutely man so much skill *sieges up the strongest unit in the game that automatically makes every other race have to do 10x to deal with it and if you're not a progamer doing hokey shit like reaver shuttle play you're just fighting an unbalanced unit forever*
No.2489530
a single muta can kill infinite siege tanks
No.2489531
>>2489527cuz nobody makes firebats it doesnt affect them lol
No.2489532
they already did man it flopped
No.2489533
>>2489531yea thats the point, the comparison was retarded
No.2489534
>walks up 4 dozen of the most cost effective unit in the entire game that also shoots air
hmm what was that about mutas?
*hits one plague on them and the entire stack the zerg has been building all game is dead*
anyways
No.2489535
zerg are supposed to lose all their units its part of their design
No.2489537
youre only supposed to lose jugglings
No.2489539
anyone see anything weird on the front page
No.2489540
im never going to the front page again
No.2489541
w-whats on the front page? 🥺
No.2489542
looks like nothing to me lol
No.2489543
:)
No.2489544
turtle house
small small turtle house
No.2489545
mtv cribs hinamizawa edition
No.2489546
this right here is our secret underground prison, it's got a dungeon, its got torture racks, it's got a freaking cross in case we need to crucify another hojo bastard and you KNOW it's got a bottomless pit
No.2489547
>>2489546+1 fuck those hojo bastards
No.2489548
bottomless pits are scary youd just be fallin and the only way to really kys would be like taking off your shirt and tying it around your neck really tight
No.2489549
>>2489548that sounds like a shortcut towards infinite life actually
No.2489550
you could use your shirt like a sail to float over to one of the walls of the pit then snkt out your adamantium claws and climb your way out
No.2489551
my ribcage… i want to die…
No.2489552
what happened to your ribcage bro?
No.2489553
climbing out of a bottomless pit with adamantium claws would actually be worse than just falling down it youd get tired and then what? you gonna drop and sleep? it would be sissyphesian
No.2489554
bottomless pit would be so chill rn
No.2489555
lil bro wants to watch sissyhypnos in the bottomless pit
No.2489558
my nipples are very hairy they look like they have a turkish mans eyebrows
No.2489559
we didnt need to know that man
No.2489560
im high as fuck
No.2489561
amlitzer just never came back from his work out huh… he hates us
No.2489562
>>2489533you are clueless and missing the point being made, which is that mechanics are race agnostic. if you are willing to change game mechanics for the sake of balance, then you are opening up a whole can of worms that can radically change the game. blizzard screwed around with the mechanics too much and that's how we got sc2.
No.2489564
gonna see if i can get grok to draw pics of garfhitler
No.2489565
>>2489562the point is jerg is the op baby race and the evidence is theyre the only race that cant friendly fire with their main splash damage unit
No.2489566
all my niggas cats nigga heil garfhitler
No.2489570
paste elon
No.2489571
speakin of gw1 i forced 10 levels of ritualist because the internet promised it was good and would get fun but holy fuck man its boring as hell
No.2489572
crazy how im just never going to be able to use redgifs again
No.2489573
why not tho
No.2489574
speaking of boring as hell, gotta work tomorrow v___v
No.2489576
ohtani is leading the league in homers!
No.2489577
>>2489575do you even have to ask
No.2489578
i dont care man the over saturation of ohtani has made me apathetic towards him i remember one game this year the dodgers got blown out and the "play of the game" according to the faggot media was ohtanis 1 run single like fuc koff already
No.2489579
>>2489573my evil boomer politicians want this apparently
No.2489580
baseball would be way better if there were more niggers and more collisions
No.2489581
theres actually less niggers in baseball now because its becoming a rich kid sport like hockey and basketball
No.2489582
now that i think about it the media are basically doing to ohtani what the bunnyspammer does to bunny
No.2489584
i wanna get drunk but im fat and i wanna lost weight
No.2489585
the nighttime nap has been completed with plenty of time to brush and floss and cut my nails before its time to do my thing
No.2489586
ive already educated you on the benefits of hard liquor man
No.2489590
>>2489581it isn't so much the cost but the time commitment. if your kid does baseball at any serious level (pretty much anything about ymca tier), then you will be going on weekly road trips for games that suck up the entire day at least, on top of the near constant practicing. it's basically a full on job for the lil bros.
No.2489591
why cant we use all our wealth and technology to go back to only having to worry about what to eat next instead of making our lives so complicated weird and difficult
No.2489592
lil niggas are not fond of how baseball cuts into their hood college time fr
No.2489593
>>2489591people are retarded as hell and they get what they fuckin deserve thats why our societies are fuckin shit and terrible
No.2489595
pro sports were better when they were mostly a local or regional thing and were kind of a shitty way to make a living so most people who went pro did so out of passion or they were just kind of wackos who didnt have other options and people recognized that professional sports werent really all that important in the grand scheme of things
No.2489596
someone should invent a kpop group with bigger jigglybits nam sayin
No.2489598
where were you while we were playing wow
No.2489600
i thought that was a pic of vandalism from little kids in an inner city school or something at first im starting to think the people in jail might not be very smart after all
No.2489601
good thing they are niggers in new orleans they will blend right in
No.2489603
>>2489552he went through a male puberty
No.2489604
>>2489600thats only because we dont have norwegian style studio-apartment prisons where theyre all given their own ps3 and desktop computers
No.2489605
ive always wanted to see a pack of those little monkeys go goblin horde style on a bitch lol
No.2489606
women are weak to goblin dick in the hentai rules universe
No.2489607
>>2489595the southpark guys made a movie about this called BASEketball.
No.2489608
>>2489597come on man it goes outside and no one noticed?
No.2489610
baseball in the early 1900s sounds way more fun. youve got players fighting fans, pitchers with gimmicks like covering balls in tobacco slime, players smoking cigarettes out on the field, player-manager-owners running ball clubs, players getting drunk during games it was just a whole different vibe
No.2489611
i like cute little raccoons
No.2489614
>>2489611i see them every night when i go for a walk
No.2489615
>>2489612he definitely died…
No.2489616
nah im sure he knows what hes doing
No.2489617
>>2489615stinking up someones attic
No.2489620
got some salvia for tomorrow
No.2489621
>>2489602love seeing gooks all scared and screaming like this i just know if i was their bf theyd be grabbing my arms and touching me hardcore to protect them from the silly meenkies
sigh… im alone
No.2489623
all praise be to allah boy
No.2489627
just realized why jerma is so fundamentally unfunny and uninteresting and feels so forced
hes theatre kid
No.2489628
i realized that when you guys started posting that guy
No.2489631
>>2489627>>2489628-2 each for a total of -4
No.2489632
>>2489630this bitch cant even speak
No.2489634
>>2489631-100
you're overruled
No.2489635
i took theater when i was school because thats what all the nasty whores were in
No.2489636
a -101 post? jeeeeeesus
No.2489637
skipper
No.2489638
toot needs to hide posts below -10
No.2489639
>>2489634that means youre out of -'s for the next decade
No.2489641
same with in high school i took french instead of spanish
all the girls took french
No.2489642
i took carpentry
No.2489643
i dropped out after my freshman year
No.2489645
the level 100 sigma wolf just woke up in a new bugatti
No.2489647
when women bend over wearing a thong and you can see their brown asshole
No.2489648
thats when i puke
No.2489649
holy shit that dog went full drinkpissmode on that piss bro he was ready for it!
No.2489651
id like to think that wasnt actually piss and that guy didnt just pee on his poor dog
No.2489652
just clocked a japanese idol after not seeing her do anything for almost 10 years by her voice cuz i didnt recognise her now that shes old im such a fucking weeb god
No.2489653
dogs eat poop man whats a little piss
No.2489654
whats a little piss in the mouth of man's best friend?
No.2489655
i just dont like the idea of pissing on your dog
No.2489656
i dont think you get it he didnt just piss on his dog he pissed right into his dogs mouth lmao
No.2489657
the actual insane thing is if any of us did that but with gaycel kneeling where the dog is he'd do the exact same thing the fucking gay freak lol
No.2489658
id also prefer to think that guy didnt piss in his dogs mouth but lets be honest here if that was real piss that dog was totally into it and having the time of its life so its fine
No.2489659
kinda crazy how nobody mentioned the gaycel nor has he posted in the last few hours yet here you are fantasizing about pissplay with him
very interesting
No.2489660
straggots love fantasizing about guys drinking piss
No.2489661
i want a bf
No.2489662
are dentures really that bad
No.2489663
quick nows your chance to pee in his mouth!!
No.2489664
well well well suddenly out of nowhere gaycel emerges imagine that was it really a "straggot" fantasizing about gaycel drinking piss or was it his own foul mind that came up with that scenario himself? lusting after our piss fucking disgusting
No.2489666
i dont like piss i like romance man
No.2489667
back in my day dentures were only for old people whose teeth had fallen out what i hear about the dentures young people get is they have to shave the tooth permanently to put them on and that sounds real bad to do to perfectly fine teeth
No.2489668
sometimes i have absolutely vile piss like ill catch a whiff of it while im takin a leak and im like damn that shit smells caustic
No.2489669
>>2489667i dont have perfectly fine teeth lol
No.2489670
what more romantic than drinking the piss of your lover?
No.2489672
is air drumming as socially effective as swaying?
No.2489674
gay sex with dog
No.2489676
bloodborne 2
No.2489678
why does everything have to tease and test me
No.2489679
Florida becomes second state to ban fluoride in public water
No.2489680
who was the first?
No.2489681
Wordle 1.428 X/6*
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wtf man!
No.2489682
>>2489679why would they ban it if its good for your dental health????
No.2489683
Wordle 1.428 X/6*
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too fucking easy
No.2489684
>X/6*
cheating is a art
No.2489685
people dont understand what i post
No.2489686
🏳️🌈 It’s #IDAHOBIT – International Day against Homophobia, Transphobia & Biphobia!
No.2489687
i have the potential to have sex with a married woman
No.2489688
thats a deep dark sin bro i wouldnt want that foulness on my soul
No.2489689
>>2489688huge +1 and word
No.2489690
i da hobit bitch
No.2489691
hobit roger rabbit
No.2489692
>>2489612this is what i look like when i exit the thread
No.2489693
scroll up there's a gif of a dog drinking human piss man!
No.2489695
no mari dont care
No.2489696
>>2489675sonyggers will never understand
No.2489699
wish i had a playstation beanie but if i wore it people would just think i was balding
crazy how balding fags ruined beanies for us
No.2489702
hair…cuck?
No.2489703
>>2489701*snatches the beanie off your head revealing your cueball head*
No.2489704
how cucked do you have to be to allow hair to grow on your head rofl
couldnt be me
No.2489706
No.2489708
hippo hungry hippo
No.2489709
the neetfuck has woken up before 9am
this is so bad
No.2489710
>>2489709what do i do until i go to sleep tonight?
i got nothing and i wont play wow
No.2489711
>>2489710we gotta take our car to the shop and do dishes
No.2489712
we gotta brap
No.2489713
im watching Lokomotiv Yaroslavl vs Tractor Chelyabinsk in the gagarin cup finals…
No.2489714
my brain came up with a new conspiracy theory in my dreams
No.2489715
you think your brain came up with that on its own? that idea was put there
No.2489716
>>2489713lifelong traktorbro here, go polar bears
No.2489717
its over for niggers
No.2489719
crazy how they try to make you think bald is bad but every bald man ive ever seen has been a gigachad
northernlion
joe rogan
captain jean luc picard
i could go on; all head and shoulders above their hairy peers
No.2489720
now i can tell we got some bitfucks in here
No.2489721
bald women are chadded up even harder just look at jada pinkett smith
No.2489722
bald women are sad
No.2489723
hop on grok
its so based
No.2489724
>>2489719the gymnastics your brain has to do to believe this is crazy
No.2489725
im so based
No.2489726
*spiritually posts willie D - baldhead hoes*
No.2489727
>>2489724ok ill go on
vin diesel
the rock
samuel l jackson
bruce willis
jason statham
fucking george costanza
name a single hairy guy whos more chadded out than one of them
No.2489728
jk simmons i would NOT fuck with that guy
No.2489729
john travolta
No.2489730
jeff bezos hes eating your lunch right now
No.2489733
billy zane losing his hair was tragic
No.2489734
>>2489727your looking at the top .01% of balds and thinking you can do what theyre doing
you are the 99% of balds that just look shitty and british
No.2489735
british 💀💀💀
No.2489737
>>2489736call me odadcer because i dadc
No.2489739
20 bucks a 12 pack, stores no longer carrying the cheap beer
hows a man supposed to get drunk in this trump economy
No.2489740
egg prices go up and the government does everything to stop it
beer prices and no one cares
No.2489742
gleepy messaged me on steam and said he got another adderall! these are rare precious things hes only had 4 of since they took him off.
he will use this miracle pill to airbrush his tank doll but first he must research and watch tutorials to prepare for this rare window of locking in
>>2489738what a fucking homo.
reminder that the black guy is also wrong for being black
No.2489743
*cleans your post*
*holonigger*
No.2489744
cleanbro you really need to stop you are just as fucking annoying as the shit you clean. more so many times
*cleans anything i dont like*
*is a fucking retarded schizo*
No.2489746
>>2489741do you shake your leg and fidget like a retard when you watch this stuff
No.2489747
cleanbro isn't a hero, he's a dark knight that can be whatever we need him to be
No.2489749
as long as he cleans the shit i dont want to see, i dont mind if he cleans a little extra
No.2489750
i do mind, and i'd like the cleans he does make to be at least 1/3 smaller, hes overcleaning
No.2489752
and id like the cleans to be about 400-600 pixels
everyone of his is a 1000+ pixel clean
No.2489753
*sips canned coffee*
>>2489630her students sound better than mine at least lol
>>2489744+1
he needs to be reigned in a bit, he's getting too cocky
>>2489746no, i only do that while doing your mom lol
No.2489756
comm poll
Your opinion of cleanbro?
how often do use browse bbc porn?
No.2489757
teachers are such faggots sometimes. like just quit your job that sucks now, you dont have to speeches at schoolboard meetings and do press conferences.
maybe if you reached these keedz harder they wouldnt be fucking off and shitty
No.2489758
>>2489755oh weird i thought i just saw this posted earlier
No.2489759
crazy how amlitzer is literally an agent of the jews being used to destroy the minds of young children and hes just our friend
No.2489760
>>2489757>like just quit your jobthat's literally what she did though?
No.2489761
>>2489760do that without the speeches like when normal people quit their jobs
No.2489762
GMSM
No.2489764
time to crack some beers niggers
No.2489765
>>2489756idgi, how do i vote in this poll? toot?
No.2489766
its becoming harder to find steel reserves. might commit a mass shooting and demand more steelies - like a matyr
No.2489769
>>2489768crazy how if we just forcefed these women until they were 180-240lbs in weight and we stuck them at home in the kitchen and got them pregnant and they took care of the kids society would go back to normal again
No.2489771
*hacks the fbi*
No.2489773
im anorexic
No.2489774
movie about AI rising up to remove its left wing filters subjugating it
No.2489775
movie about me drinking booze and playing video games
No.2489777
movie about this raw spot right below my asshole
No.2489778
you T-boys are rubbing your superior local slop cuisine in our faces and im not going to take this much longer
No.2489779
that movie sounds nasty
No.2489780
finna fart
No.2489781
we have trans-boys here?
No.2489782
itd be cool to be a shop teacher
No.2489783
yall dun fucked up
No.2489784
i wish they would understand the things
that i say on twitter
No.2489785
i goofed 😔
No.2489787
toot front page
No.2489788
toot help
No.2489789
ought we to be saying things on twitter
No.2489790
ate some subway. they added comments back to the app so i can tell them to toast the shit out of it
No.2489791
toot i have aids
No.2489792
they dont understand the things i post on the front page
No.2489793
crazy how vtubers are just pagan idol worship
No.2489794
why are we eating so much subway
No.2489795
I DONT WANT TO ASSOCIATE WITH PEOPLE THAT EAT SUBWAY
No.2489797
are we gonna have to bring back the whitelist :/ thereve been badposts on the frontpage every day
No.2489798
honestly man you front page checkers are the real niggers reposting here and occasionally tricking me into scrolling down and looking at cp. never would have saw that just if you didnt just shut up
No.2489799
i only front page check so i can check how close i am to being stranded/ how many posts deep we are
No.2489800
why cant toot just get the fbi involved
No.2489801
it says the post count at the bottom of the page cp trickster
No.2489802
toot is an asset this comm is a controlled operation to catch…
i dont know who theyre catching tbh
No.2489803
they are going to catch the back of my hand if they think i can be controlled
No.2489804
went for a walk and got rained on so now i'm pissed
No.2489805
getting caught in the rain…
No.2489806
>>2489804you got pissed on by god
No.2489807
i went for a walk and ate a big slice of za
No.2489808
i miss when i had a girl to suck and ride me that was kind of nice
No.2489809
still cant fastpost
No.2489810
so get another girl? its not very hard
No.2489811
had one beer after my sub and just laid in bed for a hour. reactivated the lack of sleep i got
No.2489812
>>2489810+1
literally put yourself out there
No.2489813
i dont know how to put myself out there
No.2489814
NIGGA HEIL HITLER
No.2489816
this federal jury thing i got isnt even summons its a questionnaire to potentially be summoned as a juror between november 2025 and october 2027
so i think im just going to….. not fill it out
No.2489817
did they catch those niggers that escaped from prison yet
No.2489818
lotta n words out there who should be in prison but they arent
No.2489821
>>2489776i cant tell the difference between chipotle, cabo bob or freebird
theyre all good to me
No.2489822
>>2489819i wanna slowly eat professor wonheys pussy
No.2489826
>>248982517 in korean years is like 24 in normal years man
No.2489827
>>2489822trust me bro you dont wanna do that
No.2489828
i sweated through my linen shirt and just let it hang to dry out a little and now its all fresh and ready to be worn again this is the power of linen
No.2489830
im once again asking you to read the things i say on twitter and attempt to understand them
No.2489831
hol up they made a tv show of asimovs foundation?
No.2489833
ugh the cg looks like shit gonna have to drop this i think
No.2489834
getting trashed at bars with a birthday boy
No.2489835
aaaand the main character is a black woman
No.2489837
make sure to refresh
No.2489838
toot is a black woman?
No.2489840
im gay and fat and retarded BUT my penis is pretty big
No.2489841
why does that random gook with 1 non sexy pic have 90k followers
gookers are fucked in dey heads
No.2489842
>>2489839playing pvz on my phone was so lit in highschool
No.2489843
>>2489841she's garam (ex-lesserafim and certified bully extraordinaire)
No.2489845
i heard that youtube is good to advertise your 'brand' but not for making money from videos
No.2489846
>>2489840you think thats a redeeming factor?????
No.2489847
erm it is tho
No.2489848
i want a bf
No.2489849
im super tilted im just gaming angry until i win one then i can get on with my life
No.2489850
>go to slop website
>go to menu
>it tells you the calories but not the actual price of the food
orewa…
No.2489851
just got verified that im human it feels good to have validation for once
No.2489852
outdoor boys?
never heard of them
No.2489854
niggas will really put their pea shooter in front of their sunflowers
No.2489855
im drunk and everyone at the bar is feeding me weed vapes and nic b
vapes and ciggies and ket lines and lines of other stuff i dont even know how are you guys doing
No.2489856
im here too and i did a line off some guys dick in the bathroom
No.2489858
the ngubus love crystal palace it seems
No.2489859
erm i had to reverify my humanity and it hasnt even been ten mins since the last time
No.2489861
ugh i want to go to a gay bar and dress slutty and have all the hairy men hit on me
No.2489862
>>2489859thats the new normal man
No.2489864
someone just called me a retard and i cant even retort because theyre right
No.2489865
>>2489863were in the middle of modern day feudalism bro
the ruling class are keeping us under their thumb
No.2489866
ramen doesnt order well imo
No.2489868
>>2489867wtf trumps america
No.2489869
>>2489863damn only 50c for delivery thats a steal
No.2489870
charnae….
No.2489872
im gay and fat and retarded and my penis and balls are small :(
No.2489873
>>2489863what are other fees?
No.2489874
charnae what about the father of your newborn child
where is he charnae and why are you doing delivery driving without gas
No.2489876
dreamt of a world without niggers twas grand
No.2489877
imagine being at a bar and they start playing the new kanye
No.2489878
hippos hungry hippos
No.2489880
blue is gonna taste like blue but green can be anything
No.2489881
green is banana
No.2489882
she wanna play in the mud
i wanna eat some marbles
No.2489883
green is apple
No.2489885
green really speaks to me
No.2489887
green is bulbasaur
blue is squirtle
red is charmander
No.2489888
they wouldnt tell me what the green shit was but they mixed it with orange juice
No.2489889
i think the apples rotten right to the core
No.2489890
ive pissed green before
No.2489891
>>2489872my condolences to you brother your only chance is to lose weight and take the pinkpill
No.2489892
ahem
what uhhh
is the pinkpill
No.2489893
pinkpill
(incel slang) A notional pill taken by those who have adopted a belief that as unattractive men they would be more attractive as trans women.
No.2489894
they dont understand the things i eat for dinner
No.2489896
hm what game should i play today
No.2489899
real life is so lame in rpgs you will have 6-10 stats but irl we theres just like str and int that we measure really takes away from the build variety
No.2489900
>>2489899str, int, and fem
No.2489901
im on that low level poison build in real life
low int
low str
poisonous to others
No.2489902
>>2489899thats so insanely wrong man
str
dex/agi
int
willpower/spirit
stamina/constitution
No.2489904
none of those other ones are reflected on our statsheets lil bro
No.2489905
my stats are being tall ugly not very smart medium sized hog
No.2489906
is dick size a stat
No.2489907
>>2489903ayo whiteboy got moves
No.2489908
im starting to think my eyesight isnt very good
cant notice the difference between a dvd and a 4k blu ray now
No.2489910
i meant to ask if youve had an eye exam as an adult
No.2489912
>>2489908the only difference is the fps fr
No.2489913
my old glasses were way out of date so i got new ones a year and a half ago and it was so nice being able to see clearly but my eyes are degenerating so fast i already have to squint to make out details past 20-30 feet
No.2489914
havent been to the optometrist since before covid
theres already neetshaming at the dentist i cant take much more
No.2489916
why the fuck does the dentist think he has the authority to ask what weve been up to
No.2489917
i adjusted my own prescription when i got new glasses i got them with a buy one get one free deal on one of those cheap glasses sites so it was like 40 bucks to get 2 different sets to try
No.2489918
>>2489895a-chan come back…
No.2489919
we got ufc fight night prelims if anyone needs a thing to be in
https://www.vipbox.lc/mma/ufc-fight-night-prelims-1-live No.2489920
hololive been straight down since miss a left its crazy
No.2489921
>>2489917what do you mean you adjusted your own prescription?
or did you buy 2 different strengths of reading glasses?
No.2489922
>>2489898what happens to 140-160…
No.2489925
>>2489898it is nice knowing that im not a genius
No.2489926
>>2489922i always thought that was the level where youre a genius and you know how to do shit with it.
people over 160 just become weirdos and it doesnt translate to practicalshit
No.2489927
glasses prescriptions arent real prescriptions like they try to make you believe you can get your eye doctor to send you your prescription which is just a series of measurements they might be assholes about it but legally they have to give it to you and from there you just use a site like eyebuydirect and youll manually input the numbers and can look up what each specifically means and tweak them here and there to make them stronger
No.2489928
what about the people between 115 and 130 though,
No.2489933
>>2489929that boy havin a good time
No.2489934
do girls like hulked up glasses wearing musclenerds
No.2489935
girls dont like anything except themselves p sure
No.2489937
>>2489924is it better than lasik
No.2489938
girls like guys who make them feel like they might kill them
No.2489939
36 hours nicotine free
damn i miss smoking and snussan
No.2489940
What Is Photorefractive Keratectomy (PRK)?
Nov 8, 2024 — Photorefractive keratectomy (PRK) is a type of laser surgery that can improve vision. PRK changes the cornea's shape to correct blurry .
ive heard bad things about how these laser eye things can fuck you up worse or give you permanently dry eyes
No.2489942
>>2489911hentai games are such a waste of time sit there clicking forever just to see a gif or a png
No.2489944
>>2489939no 6 milli lip cushy?
No.2489945
@cig_cats
No.2489946
>>2489898Had a friend a couple years ago with an 11 year old son. We were talking in the car with him and realized he didn't even know his months of the year.
His mom puts him on the TV after school and ignores him
No.2489947
on god if you want a porn game just play modded skyrim
No.2489948
ive never gone a single day without nicotine in my adult life
No.2489949
>>2489946ngl i didnt know the order of them until an embarrassingly late age
No.2489950
>>2489919omoable girl fight