No.2436365
this gas shall pass *brrrrrripfblfbflbflblrrrrpp* excuse me lol
No.2436366
what if it didnt pass
what if you just kept getting bigger and rounder
No.2436368
>>2436366it would turn into a freaking fartsplosion
No.2436369
technically i could drink tonight
but i must resist
No.2436370
>>2436367snlm at all i look in the mirror to self harm
No.2436372
save us elon please!
No.2436373
its funny going from age of ultron where wanda has a huge shitty russian accent to multiverse of madness where she doesnt even try anymore
No.2436374
its all explained in wanda vision bro
No.2436378
feeling like that pig laying on the ground i need someone to be the dog and jump on my big fat gut
No.2436379
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why are their heads like that
No.2436380
*kills feral cat*
*helps ecosystem against invasive predator*
No.2436381
>>2436379the doctor squished their heads with the forceps when they were born
No.2436382
koreans think small heads are cute its because naturally koreans have huge fucking heads
No.2436383
there are commercials on tv now using that tiktok ai voice
No.2436384
gonna try to make the pad/shelly household in the new korean sim
No.2436385
i bought one of those sims games on a steam sale and thought it was a great deal for $5 and then realized you have to buy hundreds of dollars worth of dlc to make it good
No.2436386
Nanashi Mumei of Hololive English announces that she is graduating
No.2436388
damn i cant wait for friday
No.2436389
bro its friday
No.2436390
holy fuck!
No.2436391
just had an uncarriable game on ow man those are the worst
No.2436393
ROFL
No.2436394
uh im actually gold 1 not silver
No.2436398
thought that guy was going to jail
No.2436399
okay so heres how much of a feral fucking gookfreak i am whenever i see the word "notifications" i subvocalize it in my head as
>noti-fuck-asians
how crazy is that im so obsessed!
No.2436402
im always surprised by how high iowa is i keep thinking it should be arkansas level but its wew way up there huh
No.2436403
kill niggers
No.2436404
maaan you cant make weird little freaks in this game only korean pretty boys
No.2436406
post your freak?
No.2436409
>>2436377miss this lil nigga like you wouldnt believe
No.2436410
multiverse of madness kinda sucked
compared to age of ultron the dialogue was pathetically bad, not a single thought provoking conversation
the only cool part was the “what mouth” quip into the agent smithing black bolts mouth and exploding his brain but id already seen that in youtube shorts
No.2436411
>>2436410where are you watching these movies man
No.2436414
>>2436413im not clicking that shady ass link man
No.2436416
>>2436414alright well then dont watch all the movies you want at high quality
No.2436419
>>2436415oh no no no we got kicked out of costco bros for being cringe!
No.2436421
i will never ever in a trillion years watch that unfunny fat goblin mizkif
No.2436422
you're watching mizkif now?
christ man, who's next? nmplol?
No.2436423
>>2436418its just movies lil bro
and when you first tap on the search box it opens up your calendar app and tries to make you subscribe to something but thats nbd
No.2436424
>ww4.4movies
lol i love retard virus urls like that
No.2436425
>>2436422nmp is actually funny though and he hangs out with hot chicks
No.2436426
i can just watch hotchicks on pornhub or youtube without the weird guy bro
No.2436427
>>2436417old guy played that masterfully
No.2436428
>>2436425he knows the way to attract viewers is having eceleb whores on stream, and if you think hes funny i guess he succeeded, sheepnigger
>>2436426+1
No.2436429
>>2436428I challenge you to carrot in the box
No.2436430
>>2436429he played that flawlessly i admit
No.2436432
already seen the carrot in the box clip ages ago
No.2436433
we're working man
No.2436434
https://kick.com/pauchikitaneed me a neet femcel whore like this
No.2436436
think i just had some bad cheese my stomach feels off :/
No.2436437
>>2436435you need electroshock treatment immediately
No.2436438
>>2436431well we just finished watching dr strange and the multiverse of madness on fmovies now were chillin shortmushing before bed
No.2436439
it just opens your calendar and tries to get you to sign up for something huh
No.2436440
>>2436439yea on my iphone
No.2436441
havent pood in 3 days
No.2436442
>>2436436use your sense of smell man
No.2436443
any junkie bros know what fashionable substance or whatever either comes in or is used by a clear little thing that appears to be a liquid gas station lighter? any ideas?
No.2436444
we're not degenerates
No.2436445
wait is that what a zyn is?
No.2436446
it might be a bunch of zyn cartridges(?)
No.2436447
*huffs paint*
No.2436448
hmmm could also just be vape shit oh well if junkiebro wakes up let him know i was wondering
No.2436452
normfucks waking up at 5 in the morning getting ready to go to work
No.2436456
@grok why did my parents divorce was it because of me
No.2436457
Yes.
No.2436458
im drunk
No.2436460
>>2436458its 5 in the morning man!
No.2436463
wouldnt it be awesome to have a second house somewhere in the southern hemisphere so when summer starts here you could just experience winter again
No.2436468
>>2436467this is the face she will make after ive raped her and my cum is leaking out of her and ill say quenchanayo (korean for its okay) while patting her on the head shes mindbroken now shes my gook rapeslut
No.2436469
booya
No.2436473
they should make another sicario movie
No.2436474
sicario one changed my life it literally changed how i see mexico and by extension mexicans
No.2436475
spoken korean is in the ugliest sounding languages tier together with danish / thai
most of the vowels used are eo eu ae diphtongs and the fact they end every sentence in a whining rising tone makes it sound like a language for peasants
sounds like theyre always arguing
No.2436476
what about croatian
No.2436477
>>2436473>>2436474i watched that movie last week
better than expected
do you guys watch Narcos?
No.2436478
they dont always end in the rising tone brother you gotta listen to some busan people
No.2436479
>>2436477i heard narcos was good but never watched it
No.2436480
list of historical korean accomplishments:
No.2436481
the turtleship
No.2436482
narcos was good until they caught pablo
the one in mexico was ch33ks
No.2436483
fun fact the "christmas tree" that you buy actually comes from korea it's a korean pine originally add that to korean accomplishments
No.2436484
they invented….a tree?
No.2436485
damn that is a fun fact
No.2436486
the only mexican i want tot see is a big booty latina dripping nacho cheese all over her brown ass
No.2436488
goddamn koreans gave us christmas? holy shit
No.2436489
the great korean nationalist saint nicholas
No.2436490
i have a confession i may be getting some charles tywhiff shirts too cuz that guy mentioned the sale and im a sucker for sales
No.2436491
>>2436490you can go to target and get a pack of shirts for like $20
No.2436492
guys my egg investments are plummeting this is a disaster
No.2436493
>>2436490youre gonna look so spiffy
No.2436494
whats even an egg company does tyson do eggs too? or just chicken
No.2436495
>>2436491thats not the same man and you know it
No.2436496
why do you need expensive shirts if you dont go out
No.2436498
i'm wearing a choker
No.2436499
thats gay-coded
No.2436501
well i just think it looks cool
No.2436502
i plan on going on a gook date eventually ill need a spiffy shirt
No.2436503
just dont see a lot of straight men wearing chokers is all im saying
No.2436505
okay so hmm never mind i need to think about
No.2436507
not gay guy with the choker you up?
No.2436508
>>2436506whats your favorite undertale character
No.2436509
hold up you can run over kids in that new sims game this is bussin as hell
No.2436510
big deal i could do that irl
No.2436511
i hate undertale more the longer i think about it. I WILL NEVER GET WHY PEOPLE LIKE IIT
No.2436512
The typical age to buy a first home has jumped to 36 years old
we got a couple more years until its time for us to buy our first house!
No.2436513
never played it never listened to the soundtrack never will
No.2436514
im 36 years old already man!
No.2436515
do u got a house
No.2436516
ive played it you didnt miss much
No.2436518
i mentally stopped aging like 25 years ago im a fucking retard lol
No.2436519
im in my dads house still
No.2436520
>>2436517post her abs tho
No.2436523
>>2436522that's how idols should look
No.2436524
>>2436500no way this dudes my age
No.2436525
>>2436524hes 29? there
34 now
No.2436526
crazy how we're all basically the same age as that mentally ill retard
No.2436527
>>2436525im watching the birthday stream alg rn he looks more or less the same
No.2436528
these 4 cheese pizza hot pockets kinda slap
No.2436529
crazy how i had a bottle of cough syrup and then i drank it
No.2436531
>>2436528your brain is cooked
No.2436532
guess that choker guy really wasnt gay afterall if he responded with any character i was just going to say having a favorite undertale character was proof of their homosexual
No.2436533
im not gonna eat anything all day then at night im gonna get chipotle and drink 15 beers
No.2436534
wish i grew up on the coast and was a surfer dude
No.2436535
i dont like chipotle get something else
No.2436539
surfing itself does look very fun but being fit and attractive with a nice tan and spending all day outside on the beach in the sun sounds nice
No.2436540
>>2436534east coast surfing isnt where its at
No.2436541
i want to sexually abuse those gooks and you can put that one on dr dre
No.2436542
yeah id be in it more for the lifestyle too than the actual surfing thats just balancing on a board who cares but having that identity the surfer dude… id really have liked that
No.2436543
>>2436540do they even get waves on the east coast?
No.2436544
SEND ME ETH NOW
No.2436546
i always got undertale and terraria mixed up
No.2436547
there is no correct way to play games
No.2436548
we got waves we got fades we got high n tights we got back n fronts our barbers are just as good as yours out west man
No.2436549
>i always got shit and shit mixed up
No.2436550
we got justs
No.2436552
undertale was slick but terraria looks like its for gays
No.2436553
high n tights the kids were calling those hitler youths for awhile and i thought it was cringe
No.2436554
how do you know what the kids are saying man
No.2436555
you have that backwards terraria is actually slick undertale is le indie reddit woke garbage
No.2436556
i didnt like terraria but i really fucked with starbound plus that one big overhaul mod
No.2436559
i get lots of stuff mixed up like cypress hill and insane clown posse
No.2436560
>>2436543there are places to surf theyre just small and only have big waves in the winter so you need a wetsuit
No.2436561
i dont need a wetsuit
i need a wet gook
No.2436562
>>2436560>only one season gets wavesheh typical LEAST COAST
No.2436563
>>2436556+1
i really liked starbound man
No.2436565
7am time for the neet gamer man to hop into bed
No.2436566
unzipper your wet gooks wet suit after a long day of surfing…
No.2436567
>>2436562good waves. the filthy casuals surf in summer.
No.2436568
cracker shit: aids walk for charity, recording rare amazon bugs, fights over mmo gear, posting shitty youtube videos on 162
niggers keeping it real: drug use, telling off your boss, bullshiting n slacking, knocking up women and bouncing
No.2436569
just found out i been doing mad cracker shit
No.2436570
CLAW OF CHROMAGGUS IS WARLOCK LOOT YOU FUCKING FAGGOT RETARD!!!!!!!!!!!
No.2436572
what was that thing that nigger said in captain phillips? dis eez my boat?
No.2436574
yea thats the quote
No.2436576
>>2436573im the top one but im short and bald
No.2436577
cracker moment
No.2436578
>>2436575she sounds mad retarded here
No.2436580
>>2436579so jennie has started a trend?
No.2436582
is that a real tit or a rubber tit cover?
No.2436584
>>2436581i didnt skip i just felt like replying to the guy who read the room and posted it at a more insightful fitting time when it actually HITS
your post was the spam
No.2436585
damn the retroactive spam call? what a move
No.2436587
i still dont know what the hell a retrograde orbit is
No.2436588
a more insightful time for holoshit
No.2436589
probably means its going backwards
No.2436590
always get nervous when one of my instagooks has a public meltdown and then starts deleting their overshare posts
No.2436591
how does an orbit go backwards it only goes one way unless yer tellin me that planets can just change direction
No.2436592
>>2436591its a whole vibe
No.2436593
i just glegle'd it
its when the planet is spinning one way
and the thing orbiting is orbiting around in the opposite direction the planet is spinning.
thats the retro-g orbit
No.2436594
anything at night is not fixed theyre called wandering stars for a reason a reverse orbit is the convenient mechanistic bullshit capernican name for when that happens
btw space as your told it is does not exist so its all sci-fi
No.2436596
i've seen space
No.2436597
weve all seen it but that's all you can do
No.2436598
did you guys read 3 gook problem?
that shit was crazy man
No.2436599
i cant even solve my one gook problem youre telling me this nigga had 3?
No.2436600
ive been stuck in this super weird 5-6 hours of sleep and 20 hours of away schedule for the last week and a half this isnt fun
No.2436601
youre low on iron bro!
No.2436604
i need to change my pants i smell like piss and precum
No.2436606
i love cartoons!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No.2436607
sometimes i wonder if 35 is too old for my korean wife happy ending
No.2436608
you literally need to leave your house
No.2436609
at least youre never too old for 30 buck boom boom in thailand
No.2436610
yeah i should learn to drive huh
No.2436611
no thats scary
No.2436612
>>2436601+1 we take supplements without checking our iron levels here
No.2436613
one of you should assassinate black science man. im bored and that would be something to follow
No.2436614
*chuckles* well actually…
No.2436615
>>2436612we're not afraid to pee out everything we put into our body because it cant absorb anymore
No.2436616
i remember the first time black science man was on colbert i was kinda into him but i was young then
No.2436617
i swear to God we have a lil bro here who just emerged from his cloning chamber when he was 25ish and has no experience with literally anything on earth
No.2436619
>>2436616i just watched a sagan clip and that guy goes so much harder it made me hate that we only have smug black science man
No.2436620
25? i was 25 in 2015 man that was almost trumps first term!
No.2436621
so youve been out the cloning chamber for 10 years?
learn to drive? learn to cook, learn to tie your shoes
stop being such a glob
No.2436622
its my understanding most of us do not know how to drive
No.2436623
learned to drive when i was 15
No.2436624
>>2436618this is just an abstract concept this person wants to shed light on.
in no way does this endorse or imply anything bad
No.2436625
ive got a glob for you lol
No.2436626
thats a damn lie they dont let you drive until 16 at the latest i seen movies
No.2436627
>>2436622and the ones who do might as well not know.
theyre scared of driving at night, in cities, on highways…
i can fucking shred a city, tokyo drift around the airport. i dgaf
No.2436628
>>2436626i got my learners permit at 15
No.2436629
>>2436628you cant drive with that
No.2436630
*kills people in a game*
a naughty word??? just plain gross
*eats out an asshole*
No.2436631
ooo yeah id be scared to go on the highway thats way too fast
No.2436632
>>2436626i was driving in backroads since i was 13.
our aunt lived 3 minutes away so i was allowed to drive there or to the post office to get mail
No.2436633
>>2436629what do you think a learners permit is exactly
No.2436634
so now the comms fulla drivers that all started driving in diapers? do i look like a fucking idiot? stop fucking with me
No.2436635
im scared to even ride in a car on the highway much less be the driver
No.2436636
>>2436634not full
just me
the one consistantly based and awesome person here. everyone else here is kinda lame ngl
No.2436637
>>2436632my parents didnt give a shit and didnt teach me to drive and it wasnt done at school. eventually i just drove a few hours at 22 or something and got the license next day without knowing how to drive
No.2436640
must be nice
No.2436641
ziispam
No.2436642
life is a highway
No.2436643
multiple endings!
No.2436644
and im gonna ride it all night long
rascal flats, 2003
No.2436645
>>2436637a more "normal" first time people drive here/learn to drive is usually going to a huge empty beach parking lot in the offseason and tooting around the parking lot with a parent in the passenger seat telling you whats up.
breaking bad had a very similar scene where walt took walt jr. to a parking lot
No.2436646
im the stringer bell of 162
No.2436647
council is cooked as hell
No.2436648
i just make up my life 17-25 since no one wants to hear you were a freak. actually kind of forget about it since im more used to the lies
No.2436649
>>2436648gayfreak or just a freak?
No.2436650
you mean drug dealer and gangster who was so deluded and arrogant that he thought he was better than the streets because he took some community college classes on econ 101 only to get used like an idiot by a wily councilman and then shot after accomplishing nothing?
No.2436651
yea
No.2436652
sheeeit
No.2436653
the only notable thing in my past in 30 years of life is unironically my exploits in the molton core
No.2436654
i liked when mcnulty would say what the fuck did i do?
No.2436655
was gonna make a good post but nah i dont want wowfreak to enjoy it
No.2436656
>Sir Michael Caine (born Maurice Joseph Micklewhite; 14 March 1933) is a retired English actor
why tho
No.2436657
the funny thing is that good post was probably holoshit lol
No.2436658
micklewhite is a hard ass honkey name like macklemore
No.2436661
>>2436656they aint gonna hang all those letters outside the theatre marquee. thats why
No.2436662
fuck id forgotten about 9/11
No.2436663
9/11… reminds me of that tragedy
No.2436664
im actually watching norms tom green one rn
No.2436665
9/11…
crazy watching old videos and there are white people not 80 yrs old or only fans whores
No.2436666
>>2436660the lower floors are splaying outwards because this weight is caused by collapse.
that didnt happen in building 7
and the 2 towers pancaked from the top
so shut the fuck up you retarded dumbfuck
watch more 9-11 algs
stop being such a burden to the comm
assholebitchretardliar
No.2436667
trutherbro just fucking owned that guy holy fuck!
No.2436668
okay i gotsta workout then shower and change my clothes
No.2436671
thats 5 hours man i got shit to do
No.2436672
my lil pad sim has been chatting up all the ladies in the neighborhood
No.2436673
every alg worth watching is 4+ hours
No.2436674
think i got insominia and slept only from 2-6 yesterday, up all night both days
No.2436675
a lot of you guys arent sleeping lately somethings in the water
No.2436678
if i could fall
into the sky
No.2436679
you know those really friendly and helpful
im like that in reverse
No.2436680
im a horrible person
No.2436681
>>2436679helpful and friendly?
No.2436682
toilet sneaked into my blanket
No.2436683
fuckin globe earthers really grind my gears
No.2436684
crazy how i wake up rock hard and the first person i think about is amouranth
No.2436686
god i love scratching my nuts
No.2436687
rockhard aka shrimp dick visible past the fat rolls
No.2436688
>>2436684you should think about literally anyone else
https://www.babepedia.com/ No.2436689
adrian brody adrian brody adrian brody adrian brody adrian brody adrian brody adrian brody adrian brody adrian brody adrian brody adrian brody adrian brody adrian brody adrian brody
No.2436693
>>2436691these the type of girls you gotta drop it down to 240p for
No.2436694
you never hear about beats by dre anymore
No.2436696
>>2436691i like the blonde red shirt one with the abs who's she
No.2436699
The live-action film adaptation of “The Legend of Zelda” video game franchise has set a theatrical release date. Sony Pictures will debut the adventure film, co-produced by Sony and Nintendo, on March 26, 2027.
No.2436702
affect* you cant make those kinds of mistakes man
No.2436703
>>2436696her name is nipbert nipson
No.2436704
is nipbert a real name?
No.2436705
>>2436702i was going to type affect first but then i changed it to effect because i didnt know which one was right
No.2436707
so i just watched a jav–still watching, actually, where she is at a yoga class but some scoundrel drops an aphrodesiac into her drink and she starts getting fucking horned up and has to stumble off but the scoundrel guy follows her into the hall way and fingers her until she passes out from sexual pleasure and then he drags her off into a side room and fucks her
No.2436708
nice
No.2436710
i think naturalhigh has a series like that
No.2436711
ai is coming for your jobs and you are not prepared.
No.2436712
actually im unemployed
No.2436713
i'm employed as a welfare collector
No.2436715
>>2436711actually im going to be the one coding the ai
No.2436716
FUCK YOU TRUMP
No.2436718
>>2436714i keep getting that one in my recs too
No.2436719
im so random
No.2436720
i was stranded
No.2436721
>>2436719*inflates you making you big and round*
No.2436723
>>2436720sigh im so sorry that happened to you babe
No.2436724
crazy that chicks don't think like we do
No.2436726
>>2436722plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap
No.2436727
crazy how kgookers will never know what a good plapping feels like because if they tried to plap a gook theyd shatter and dislocate their hips
No.2436731
just bought another €1500 of amd
No.2436732
>>2436730erase those genitals you dirty boy
No.2436733
born to hit daebak
forced to be aigoo…
No.2436735
The Bulls score 9 points in the final 12.6 seconds to beat the Lakers!
lmaoo i stopped watching when it was down to 20 seconds and the lakers were up like 10 points
No.2436736
hi
No.2436737
hiiii pando *hides knives and guns behind my back*
No.2436738
>>2436732what does that even mean
>>2436737heyy
No.2436739
let the gookers hit the floor
No.2436742
pando why did your favorite big buff nigger lebron pass that ball to the bulls so they could win idgi
No.2436743
hiiiiii pando
No.2436744
>>2436691im raping the blonde one man you cant stop me
No.2436745
Dad started getting bratty about me applying a 2nd layer of paint so I had to send him home
No.2436746
>>2436742i dont know i didnt watch the game i just saw that half court shot at the end
>>2436743hello!!
No.2436747
im the gayest person ever!!!!!!!!!
No.2436750
at least gay cel never had gay sex
No.2436751
nor will he ever
No.2436752
gay porn
No.2436754
read chapter 4 of higgycry. we played zombie tag during recess!
No.2436755
why have all you gaybies read the john belushi vn?
No.2436756
ive been trying to have gay sex recently
No.2436757
No.2436758
higurashi: when they cry 😂👌
No.2436759
some of you may not be mature enough to handle that much japanese culture
No.2436763
we need to start a tiktok battery eating challenge
No.2436764
>>2436759more people need to realize how fiercely nationalistic the japanese used to be
No.2436766
just bought a 5700x3d
i think i'll stick with this rig until am6
No.2436767
ugh pandos back?
No.2436768
i used to eat batteries all the time its nbd
No.2436770
think ill get drunk and watch old idra streams again
No.2436771
again?
No.2436773
>>2436769mallard luther king
No.2436775
*doesnt accept the cookies*
No.2436776
let's play severance im helly r
No.2436778
>>2436777gleepy just messaged me on steam and said holy shit!
hes still freefagging so hes got 2 purple dudes, hes playing with mostly blue dudes
No.2436779
don't like that you guys are having secret conversations outside of the comm
No.2436781
get a job loser, i just scrolled into your youtube spam
No.2436782
damn in this boring ass bodycam vid im mushing a stupid troony looking girl lit a fire in the middle of wal-mart and walked out.
it only burned sections of 1 aisle but the whole store got smoked out and the sprinklers went off.
$7.6 million in damagesliterally everything inside the wal-mart has to be replaced.
she totaled a wal-martheres the link just because im yapping about it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jnYqvgQB584 id let this post save you 37 min. shit sucked
No.2436783
>>2436780ain't no way this bitch is named after a sorority 😭
No.2436785
guess ill go buy some fucking beer
No.2436786
HOLY FUCK BUNNYBROS CHECK FANSLY
No.2436788
>>2436782classic oatmeal & mayonnaise mishap
No.2436789
whatever happened to american mcgee
No.2436791
uhhhh he tried to get another alice game funded but it failed for some reason
No.2436792
whatever happened to snoo
No.2436793
>>2436791i would say poor guy but he's living in shanghai with a hot asian wife and three kids sooo fuck him
No.2436795
guess who woke up at 3 in the afternoon again!
No.2436796
>>2436794skipped this retarded english speaking bitch whore so fast you wouldnt believe it
No.2436797
'ate english
No.2436799
>>2436798have you never seen a bodycam video?
this is the recently hatched clonebro
No.2436800
ugh bunny posted her new swimsuit set almost an hour ago and its still not up on simpcity
No.2436802
i dont know what type of laptop they are but theyre like 3 inches thick and built like tanks, covered in some sort of giant cell phone case armor.
the section where they attach to in the cop cars is also a super beefy giant block of steel.
No.2436805
the whole simpcity thread is waiting with baited breath
No.2436806
im bussing
No.2436808
ugh this fucking nigger replied to the thread when everybody is waiting for the set to drop without posting it
No.2436809
what does baited breath mean
No.2436810
yeah im thinking im napping
No.2436811
ask grok lil bro
No.2436813
>>2436810how can you sleep at a time like this
No.2436815
>>2436813is somethin goin on
whats poppin
No.2436816
>>2436811told you not to fucking call me that
No.2436818
who is…………………. we…………..?
No.2436820
>>2436817bro i dont give a shit about that
the only thing that could keep me out of the nap zone right now is some kinda epic gaming event
No.2436823
I
AM TUROK
No.2436825
https://x.com/realmvbee/status/1905635215038439663it must be crazy being a zoomer
i hated women when i was a kid and i didn't have access to 24/7 whore rage bait like these kids do
No.2436826
she shooped out her anus. i can tell from the pixels
No.2436827
>>2436821hol up
tinny might be able to fix himself up and get a gook bf even if he cant get a gook gf
No.2436828
yeah that's a pretty bad shop
No.2436831
wanna buss inside that big juicy booty
No.2436836
>>2436833>>2436824>>2436822holy photoshop asmongoldman
No.2436837
Captain America: Brave New World (2025) WEB-DL 480p, 720p, & 1080p
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No.2436838
>>2436837HOLY SHIT (doesnt care)
No.2436839
>>2436837cmon man its on fmovies
No.2436841
dude im losing my hair dude
No.2436842
thats a flippin niggerino
No.2436843
>>2436836pivoting off of the pad cope i see
No.2436844
*rings the bell*
No.2436845
captain africa
No.2436847
Outrage as Andrew Tate is cast to play Lord Voldermort in upcoming Harry Potter: The Death Eaters Revenge
No.2436852
>>2436851he's a nigger!!!!!!
No.2436853
there really are no good new movies
No.2436854
theres lots actually
No.2436855
>>2436854list 3 that came out within the last 3 months
No.2436857
why limit it to 3 months you nigger
No.2436859
>>2436857okay limit it to just 2025
No.2436862
>>2436859in just 2025 companion and presence were pretty good
i don't have a 3rd
No.2436863
Presence R 2024
No.2436865
dumb ass gay baby retard zoomer movies for soy fags
No.2436866
>>2436863im counting when they came out on torrent sites 😏
No.2436867
was mickey 17 any good?
No.2436872
Mob Sets Over 10 People Ablaze After Being Found With Guns In Edo
No fewer than ten people lost their lives to jungle justice in Edo State while plying one of the roads in Uromi Local Government Area.
It was gathered that the hunters, who were thought to be kidnappers, were coming from River state to Kano state when they were attacked by a mob.
Eye witness account stated that the hunters were stopped by vigilantes on a normal stop and search. In the cause of their search they found guns, machete, dog and other personal belongings.
Issues escalated when residents of Uromi accused the hunters of being kidnappers. The mob bounced on the suspects and set them ablaze.
The situation got out of hand and was left uncontrolled until all the suspects were burnt beyond recognition.
Security operatives later got the scene of the incident but it was too late to save any suspects from the angry mob.
The deceased bodies have been evacuated from the scene of the incident and investigation have been launched.
No.2436873
hol up
theres a new car seat headrest album coming out in almost less than a month?
No.2436875
im a fitness influencer
No.2436876
more like fatness influencer
No.2436878
have you watched that japanese show where kids go on errands on their own its so cute
No.2436881
*thinks of death*
No.2436882
couldnt imagine walking from sheffield to rother valley as an 8 year old to go fishing
No.2436883
>>2436881STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP
No.2436884
being allowed to do something doesnt me he actually did it
No.2436885
wish i had a fishing hole
No.2436887
i ate a dog
No.2436889
ugh can you guys read better internet or keep it to yourselves?
No.2436890
>>2436889Three business associates, an Igbo man, a
Yoruba man and a Chinese man, went to eat
lunch together at a restaurant in Surulere.
While in the middle of their meal, a fly came in
through the window. It flew across the table
to where the Igbo man was but he just
waved his hands to chase it away.
The fly then went to where the Yoruba man
was, he also chased it away.
Finally, the fly then went to where the Chinese
man was and was flying close to his ears. The
Chinese man looked at the fly for sometime
and then grabbed it, put it in his mouth and
swallowed it.
The other men saw this but just kept on
eating.
About Five minutes later, another fly came in
and flew to the Yoruba man who just chased
it away again.
It then flew on to the Igbo man but this time
he did not chase the fly, he looked at it for
sometime and then grabbed it. He then
turned to the Chinese man and asked "how
much you go buy am?"
No.2436891
are there still those streams that play nonstop early simpsons, seinfeld, etc?
if so can someone post one
No.2436893
>>2436892Akpos went to an electronic store, he asked
the storekeeper "what is the price of this TV?"
The storekeeper answered "we don't sell our
products to Akpos." Akpos again came next
day by cutting his beard and asked "what is
the price of this TV?" The storekeeper replied
"we don't sell our products to Akpos". The
next day Akpos came with a different face
and asked "what is the price of this TV?" The
shopkeeper replied "we don't sell our
products to Akpos." Finally Akpos got irritated
and asked the shopkeeper "how do you
recognise me every time?" The storekeeper
replied "because this is not a TV it is
Microwave Oven!"
No.2436894
doordash guy came and he was a fat neckbeard wt
No.2436895
>>2436894hes literally me…
No.2436896
holy fuck get in the seinfeld stream
No.2436897
>>2436889and yet when i repost bunnys fat ass or bountiful titmeat i get hate and cleans
No.2436899
>>2436891https://www.twitch.tv/zcomdy16the guys that stream simpsons and koth 24/7 have stopped but the seinfeld guy is going strong
No.2436900
>>2436899>>2436892lol'er are you seeing this?
No.2436901
lawd im lawlin
No.2436903
>>2436902love my titmeat spoiled. that crass bunny pornographer doesnt get it
No.2436904
lawlin at seinfeld rn
No.2436905
>>2436904twitch or the watchsein?
No.2436906
bunny selfspoils her titmeat
No.2436907
any of my fellow nigger enjoyers seeing this ishowspeed in china thing
>>2436904the watchseinfeld.net one
No.2436908
>>2436907A man was trying to show his 15 year old son
the danger in taking alcohol so he brought
earthworm and alcohol.
He poured the alcohol on the earth worm.
After a little while the worm dissolved and he
asked the child, "what lesson can you
learn from this?"
The boy replied, "when we take alcohol, we
won't have worms."
No.2436910
theres a wildfire raping south korea
No.2436911
thats hot
No.2436913
changed my bed sheets for the first time in like 2 years
No.2436914
why
No.2436915
they was smellin
and i bled on them recently
No.2436916
like you bought a whole new set or you just washed them?
No.2436918
Asmongold has a message for artists worried about AI taking their jobs after the new ChatGPT update
“If you are an artist, this has been a really bad week for you..I wanna promise you that it’s going to get worse..go be a plumber or something”
No.2436919
are cigarettes gay coded?
No.2436920
being a plumber wouldnt be so bad if you didnt have to deal with people
No.2436921
you dont really if you do industrial
No.2436922
i didn't understand tenet
No.2436923
well you see..
No.2436924
TELNET?
No.2436925
i love telnet man lets make a mud
No.2436929
so happy for the lol'er rn. im watching the sein stream and imagining him lol'ing
No.2436931
9
No.2436932
aww i got 12 (you)'s
No.2436933
0 :/
No.2436936
would you become a cannibal for the ability to read peoples minds
No.2436937
>>2436927Dear User,
As you may know, your elected officials in texas are requiring us to verify your age before allowing you access to our website. Not only does this impinge on the rights of adults to access protected speech, it fails strict scrutiny by employing the least effective and yet also most restrictive means of accomplishing texas’s stated purpose of allegedly protecting minors.
While safety and compliance are at the forefront of our mission, providing identification every time you want to visit an adult platform is not an effective solution for protecting users online, and in fact, will put minors and your privacy at risk.
Attempting to mandate age verification without any means to enforce at scale gives platforms the choice to comply or not, leaving hundreds of thousands of websites open and accessible.
As we’ve seen in other states, such bills have failed to protect minors, by driving users from those few websites which comply, to the hundreds of thousands of websites with far fewer safety measures in place, which do not comply. Very few sites are able to compare to the robust Community Guidelines we currently have in place.
RedGIFs
No.2436938
i base my whole life on knowing that D is the biggest
No.2436940
>>2436937cmon am i thought you were using the vpn
No.2436942
>>2436936no cuz i would get prions and die
No.2436944
>>2436938d isnt even close to the biggest damn georges life really was a lie
No.2436945
>>2436939tin in a world where the norwood reaper doesn't exist
No.2436946
>>2436942you dont have to eat brains
No.2436949
reading peoples minds would be very depressing for me because then i would hear everyone calling me ugly bald and short all the time fuck that
No.2436950
emiru is my favorite no woman can beat her for me, very good mash up :)
No.2436951
alert those girls and tell them im willing to settle
No.2436953
your standards are way too low
No.2436957
>>2436954eating those is canon for pando
No.2436959
you guys gotta stop being fat ugly bald and poor its 2025 lock in
No.2436960
we really glew up in 2025
No.2436961
today was another bad day
No.2436962
cant tell if im just old and grump'd outta my mind or if everything new actually does stink
No.2436963
>If you have the expertise and training you can apply for a federal explosives license from the ATF, which allows you to buy and detonate these kinds of weapons in controlled settings
we need to get an explosives license and start blowing stuff up for fun