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 No.2433351[Last 50 Posts]

its time for lambdawg-sama's super ⚝hyper⚝ and ⋆˙⟡cute⋆˙⟡ thread!!

 No.2433353

shit op but im not gonna say anything so i dont hurt his feelings

 No.2433354

File: 1742925768815.png (222.63 KB, 462x531, lam_fumana1f.png)

>>2433353
fuck you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 No.2433355

tfw no shiny glistening thigh gf

 No.2433356

amlitzer told me hes trying to start a hololive after school club and he sits there alone everyday until 4p.m.

 No.2433357

>>2433354
HEY BUDDY LISTEN HER EFUCK YOUUUUU!!!!!!

 No.2433358

is that ishowspeed or not stop dodging the question

 No.2433359

sorry man i am so tired i need a quick nap

 No.2433360

File: 1742926305312.jpg (232.68 KB, 1170x1560, Gmzidg4bsAIBI-O.jpg)


 No.2433361

cant believe the dark triad won

 No.2433362

Hax$ (pronounced "Hax Money", May 7th 1994, – March 25, 2025

wait wtf its unironically true
what the fuck

 No.2433363

rip to the goat
fuck the dark triad

 No.2433364

yea that guy we never heard about died

 No.2433365

its so fucking over

 No.2433366

>>2433364
fuck you leffen you hold no power here

 No.2433367

>>2433362
>>2433363
isnt this the guy who deliberately tried to kill the game with 20xx and the b0xx
good riddance?

 No.2433368

holy fuck

 No.2433369

>>2433368
this guy has a scammer's face

 No.2433370

what if lisa su isnt his sister and hes actually just mrs doubtfiring as amd ceo

 No.2433371

>>2433367
fucking rectangle players i swear

 No.2433372


 No.2433373

im getting fucked up tonight

 No.2433374

lisa su could kinda get it after that pic the other day

 No.2433375

erase those genitals

 No.2433376

painted a wall
didnt look like i messed it up but will have to check tomorrow

 No.2433377

the n64 bombermen games were so cool

 No.2433378

guess who woke up at 3 in the afternoon again!

 No.2433379

>>2433377
so were the snuper nintendo

 No.2433380

i never played those

 No.2433381


 No.2433382

stormgate, wild gate? how about close the gate when you leave the dang yard!!

 No.2433383

File: 1742929928162.jpg (39.9 KB, 462x491, 5c7e3debf09b279e590b5f2f49….jpg)

>Wildgate, a crew-based sci-fi game where you can fight in first person or in ship-to-ship combat in space

 No.2433384

im practicing my crowd work

 No.2433385

File: 1742930263694.png (1.46 MB, 1024x1024, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.2433386

>>2433384
you're doing great sweetie

 No.2433387

>>2433369
thats jensen bro you better put some respect on his name

 No.2433388

how come they dont make fist fighting games

 No.2433389

like street fighter?

 No.2433390

its really weird being tired all day then completely full of energy at night

 No.2433391

>>2433388
like glove on fight?

 No.2433392

>>2433387
well he looks like a scammer (and he is)

 No.2433393

File: 1742931576902.webm (1.05 MB, 1280x720, baesip.webm)


 No.2433394

current 3 worst x posts that keeps popping up in my alg
libtard ragebait
staged situation that is obvious 2 secs into the vid
dont open in public

 No.2433395

>>2433381
the first person part makes it lame
i want a game thats mechwarrior in space big clunky ship to ship combat
like fractured space

 No.2433396

https://x.com/princessjann3/status/1904590940766887965

this is what shows up on my x feed man

 No.2433397

File: 1742933174539.png (118.04 KB, 701x596, Gm2XAbNbYAAXDYP.png)


 No.2433398

x? you mean twitter?

 No.2433399

hoo boy its vault day!

 No.2433400

imhsm…..

 No.2433401

https://x.com/KINGV0NBURNER/status/1904307375470723313
lol sometimes it be like this for us weedheads

 No.2433402


 No.2433403


 No.2433404

>>2433400
they killed him because he's autistic

 No.2433405

File: 1742934612374.png (335.03 KB, 496x680, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.2433406

rofl

 No.2433407

>>2433403
lol bikers are so fuckin obvious man

 No.2433408

dad really thinks i should go out of my way to help him with stuff around the house when he never does anything for me

 No.2433409

File: 1742935251223.jpg (75.83 KB, 1335x1220, Gm3p2AraoAAC5CL.jpg)


 No.2433410

>>2433398
stop deadnaming man

 No.2433411

i was sexually assaulted today…

 No.2433412

youre telling me for 40 years my ass was getting molested

 No.2433413

i need a beer bottle opener that has something to catch the cap so it doesnt go flying

 No.2433414

use ya teef

 No.2433415

*leaps*
*pounces*
*glomps you*

 No.2433416

ate a piece of pie earlier but i want another piece

lol

 No.2433417

not funny lol

 No.2433418

File: 1742935686015.jpg (57.56 KB, 600x750, GmzmYaWbEAANuNw.jpg)


 No.2433419

File: 1742935739642.jpg (120.57 KB, 800x600, 74465c4b519f994e09fd47c68e….jpg)


 No.2433420

>>2433408
yntgaj

 No.2433421

File: 1742935809039.png (540.79 KB, 468x498, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.2433422

>>2433420
if you become a witch you get to play all day

 No.2433423

that would be sooooo cooooooool

 No.2433424

File: 1742936084013.jpg (178.34 KB, 968x1139, a1601cff78828d6b.jpg)

ugh

 No.2433425

>>2433424
*euthanizes you*

 No.2433426

>>2433424
every sparkler needs their worm eater

 No.2433427

no way worms taste good

 No.2433428

File: 1742936445742.jpg (402.91 KB, 2048x1536, GkcAIv7XgAADwL9.jpg)

its tuesday
and you know what we do on tuesday night

 No.2433429

her teeth

 No.2433430

get a nice rest for an early start on wednesday?

 No.2433431


 No.2433432

https://www.twitch.tv/jerma985
fromsoftbros…we won.

 No.2433433

jerma is a wowbro and a fromsoftbro? i thought you guys said he sucks???

 No.2433434

*fires up wow*

 No.2433435

>>2433434
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO!!!!

 No.2433436

File: 1742936866496.jpg (42.85 KB, 404x295, Untitled.jpg)

crazy that were quitting wow in 2 days and getting a job and moving out of dads house and starting our life at 34 years young!

 No.2433437

>>2433428
crazy this chick drank all this by herself right before the photo

 No.2433438

File: 1742936906068.jpg (405.66 KB, 4096x1152, GmcAHKWa8AAs_9E.jpg)


 No.2433439

>>2433436
come on man youre not fooling anyone

 No.2433440

>>2433436
i believe you

 No.2433441

File: 1742937081389.webm (9.82 MB, 1440x1080, stern.webm)

this is what our podcast will be like

 No.2433442

>>2433441
oy vey those are big

 No.2433443

howard stern sucks

 No.2433444

File: 1742937160791.webm (2.51 MB, 614x450, awooga.webm)


 No.2433445

yeah its poe time

 No.2433446

unironically cant tell why anyone would watch jerma hes not even talking with chat

 No.2433447

my eyes itch

 No.2433448

talking with chat is the worst part of any stream

 No.2433449

ching chong chimmi wang ching chong chong

 No.2433450

watching other people play games is peak lilbro shit

 No.2433451

real hood niggas watch asmongold watch fox news streams

 No.2433452

File: 1742938107050.png (115.71 KB, 827x721, ClipboardImage.png)

now watching the hawk tuah documentary? thats some top dawg shit

 No.2433453

>niggas
good, im glad we agreed only low iq nigger monkeys watch that shit

 No.2433454

>>2433453
this is a real hood nigga board you buck

 No.2433455

>>2433452
hol up we sneed the stream on this one

 No.2433456

File: 1742938211985.png (1005.32 KB, 1200x1720, 1740779214197833.png)


 No.2433457

>>2433454
+1
fuck honkeys

 No.2433458

got this case of beer sitting behind my door so everytime i open my door it just makes a clinking noise

 No.2433459

girls:
>"i wanted a catgirl maid so i made one"
boys:
>"i wanted a panther v tank so i made one"

 No.2433460

File: 1742938313442.png (537.21 KB, 1290x1782, ClipboardImage.png)

who the fuck is that little kid? i dont remember malcolm having another brother
but also toon hasnt streamed it yet so i havent seen it in 20 years

 No.2433461

>>2433460
dude thats baby spock!

 No.2433462

>>2433460
i always wondered what these actors who never really get famous end up doing for money
like theres no way someone being on a bunch of cancelled tv shows is making a lot of money to live off of

 No.2433463

prolly sucking cock in an alley

 No.2433464

my thinkpad is so sexy

 No.2433465

are we playing the first berserker kazakhstan

 No.2433466

think… pad
think about pad

 No.2433467

File: 1742938749653.jpg (108.72 KB, 833x925, D-DLHDxUIAAaHSv.jpg)


 No.2433468

fugedahbahdit

 No.2433469

>>2433468
fuuuughetabouit!

 No.2433470

hol up theres a culvers in florida now!

 No.2433471

>>2433460
take toons place and stream it for us

 No.2433472

>>2433466
sigh…

 No.2433473

>>2433470
oh shit you gotta get it!

 No.2433474

its up

 No.2433475

File: 1742939356799.mp4 (7.25 MB, talk tuah.mp4)

>>2433452
so happy i downloaded this clip i wanted.
why does hawk tuah spark so much joy?

 No.2433476

File: 1742939374360.jpg (288.62 KB, 775x829, 1671378583105080.jpg)

i get home from work
i sprint to my personal computer
i open the one six two thread and make a post

 No.2433477

>>2433460
they had another baby in the last seasons man

 No.2433478

>>2433470
its 20 minutes south of me do u want to meet up some time

 No.2433479

File: 1742939434788.jpg (2.28 MB, 3024x4032, 20250325_192827.jpg)

*peyton manning voice*
chicken parm you taste so good
grimace shake is in my cup

 No.2433480

is the truth really more bizarre than what i thin?

 No.2433481

File: 1742939460284.png (204.13 KB, 1137x710, ClipboardImage.png)

this is a pretty smart idea

 No.2433482

when i used to have a fucking job i would think of imageboard posts all day and i would write them all down on hand or on receipt paper so i could hammer them all out when i got home

 No.2433483

>>2433476
una barto

 No.2433484

File: 1742939511456.png (378.86 KB, 896x685, 1692682491942879.png)


 No.2433485

debatin' manning?

 No.2433486

>>2433484
what a beast

 No.2433487

>>2433479
lookin good gleep!

 No.2433488

>>2433484
better not be mouldering and decaying boy

 No.2433489

>>2433484
remember it is me and cobes 34 birthday tomorrow

 No.2433490

#blessed

 No.2433491

File: 1742939652048.gif (2.4 MB, 498x370, happy-birthday-fumo.gif)


 No.2433492

lol this dumb thai bitchy really thought it would be a good idea to show the actual vocal queen how she thinks it should be done

 No.2433493

>>2433489
brooooooooo

 No.2433494

>>2433492
lol this dumb bitch really thought we would care about this gay post

 No.2433495

>>2433494
its a huuuuge drama in the kworld man

 No.2433496

>>2433419
this is so us

 No.2433497

>>2433492
im grateful for these 90 second explanations of korean pop incidents because otherwise i would have no idea what is going on

 No.2433498

File: 1742939846156.jpg (203.61 KB, 1200x800, 1408482948674.jpg)


 No.2433499

>>2433482
i do this when im eating dinner but then i forget about them

 No.2433500

>>2433476
okaeri~

 No.2433501

do kids still run around holding scissors
do they know what cut and paste comes from

 No.2433502

*reads the room*
it's up

 No.2433503

did we watch this yet

 No.2433504

>>2433502
sneed the cobes-asmon link up man that shit would be biblical!

 No.2433505

File: 1742939973745.png (33.46 KB, 1445x1216, 1742896146003362.png)

>do kids still run around holding scissors
>do they know what cut and paste comes from

 No.2433506

lol biblically accurate glegle

 No.2433507

>>2433505
is this a gleegle?

 No.2433508

theres no way glegle was in the bible

 No.2433509

running with scissors? those are the guys who made postal 2 man?

 No.2433510

oooh i bought some coconut water let me try that bitch

 No.2433511

i heard coconut water tastes like cum
let that sink in

 No.2433512

>>2433511
well let me update your knowledge in like 30 secs

 No.2433513

a girl on youtube said that. it is now canon to me

 No.2433514

my headcanon is that uh youre gay

 No.2433515

haha got em

 No.2433516

This is why chubby girls reign supreme. I mean, jesus christ, look how fat my pussy is.

 No.2433517

hmm
hmmmmm doesnt taste like cum
it tastes like if you took coconut meat and ran water through it
water but with faint very watered down taste of coconut

 No.2433518

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 No.2433519

>>2433516
i dont like how this lady put jesus and her fat pussy in the same sentence

 No.2433520

maybe it was her prayer

 No.2433521


 No.2433522

steam is down… gabenbros…

its ogre

 No.2433523

i dont click on the p*rn links

 No.2433524

>>2433523
this is the classic lil bro

 No.2433525

>>2433522
motherfuck
how is this acceptable fellow gamers

 No.2433526

>>2433524
^ lil brotato

 No.2433527

>>2433526
KLAMDJKLPHNSGHIJKL:NSGHIO:PSGFDHIOPUSDG{P(H*SHIDGHIOUPGGHJIOPSHIO:PSDFGIOPHSGDHIOPIODDADONT CSKAFJMP{ALLL AFM:KGKLNGJKPOK{P<M<E FLFKKLFGLGJI:OL::OL: {PBROTAAM:GGTO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 No.2433528

File: 1742940688615.jpg (46.18 KB, 640x512, GbAS73QWMAACsaK.jpg)


 No.2433529

mirrors startle me

 No.2433530

File: 1742941271093.mp4 (158.96 KB, greedy.mp4)

lol

 No.2433531

you ever take an online quiz that tells you are vegeta

 No.2433532


 No.2433533

File: 1742941363077.jpg (58.88 KB, 756x756, 1686765624824304.jpg)


 No.2433534

we need to eat more creamy liquids

 No.2433535

COOKED

 No.2433536

gleep im starting my first tom clancy tomorrow
hunt for red october

 No.2433537

>>2433529
holy fucking crap man you're just like that one guy!

 No.2433538

enough fucking around with that john lecarre spycraft shit
clancy is the GOAT

 No.2433539

File: 1742941695853.jpg (309.98 KB, 1448x2048, 1739921038862128.jpg)

*logs onto 162*
what's up my bros!

 No.2433540

File: 1742941707334.jpg (1.67 MB, 6188x4101, 1728684047348047.jpg)


 No.2433541

>>2433539
i failed to meet expectations and then accidentally started drinking

 No.2433542

>>2433539
HOT TEEN PUSSY

 No.2433543

File: 1742941826703.jpg (36.78 KB, 454x268, Untitled.jpg)

holy fuck!

 No.2433544

kotkinfriend u up?

 No.2433545

>>2433538
im gonna read those le carre books too, his stuff is all over the top of every list of best spy novels

 No.2433546

File: 1742941885782.jpg (52.19 KB, 507x680, 1677675858340738.jpg)


 No.2433547

>>2433536
thats a bangers

 No.2433548


 No.2433549

okay, well, im gonna read ringworld

 No.2433550

>>2433548
this talk slaps

 No.2433551

>>2433550
no kotkin?

 No.2433552

>>2433549
oh shit that looks like halo!

 No.2433553

how many times did blackwater change their name now 8

 No.2433554

its just smartshit is the only way its related

 No.2433555

its up

 No.2433556

i heckin love erik prince and peter thiel and marc andressen and the whole right-wing sociopathic control freak tech network!

 No.2433557

the freshest kotkin is 7 days old [banger]

>>2433554
ill take a look

 No.2433558

peter thiel is epic as hell

 No.2433559

i heard marc andreeson is trying to start a new libertartian city and the bureaucrats wont let him

 No.2433560

>>2433556
i like eric prince all mercenarybros are our guys simon mann is based af also

 No.2433561

i run through the world of warcraft
thinking about playing tomorrow

 No.2433562

all the tech billionaires have a closeted vibe except peter teal

 No.2433563

>>2433562
hes literally gay dude like hes married to a man

 No.2433564

he tried to keep his gayness on the low but that one site outed him
which is bull

 No.2433565

File: 1742942355290.png (2.37 KB, 377x27, ClipboardImage.png)

hmmmmmmmmmmmm

 No.2433566

would you have a closeted vibe for a billion dollars

 No.2433567

hes hyper catholic and fully 100% gay u gotta respect a guy like that

 No.2433568

File: 1742942410079.png (1.15 MB, 1915x1077, Screenshot 2025-03-14 at 1….png)

>>2433541
hey man, it happens
>>2433542
uh, okay?

 No.2433569

File: 1742942436878.png (1.78 MB, 1001x1500, 1670725843884.png)

gay people are always so gay and doing gay things. im not down with that shit

 No.2433570

its gonna be crazy when i get super rich like peter thiel and then some paparazzi runs an article about how many hours of tgirl porno ive watched

 No.2433571

im in my yachting with ladyboys era

 No.2433572

File: 1742942551261.jpg (25.22 KB, 503x496, Gm3puvaasAAqmqE.jpg)


 No.2433573

>>2433571
what era comes next it seems like youre maxed out

 No.2433574

japanese x is buzzin about this rn
apparently its based on a manga https://www.mangaupdates.com/series/brzbf9o/shikyuu-ren-ai
her womb fell in love with another man

 No.2433575

wombs do that?

 No.2433576

wombs arent real

 No.2433577

Manga is the Japanese equivalent of comics
with a unique style and following. Join the revolution! Read some manga today!

 No.2433578

any tinn in japan updates?

 No.2433579

i just read an issue of berserk not even 20 minutes ago

 No.2433580

tins womb fell in love with his father in law

 No.2433581

>>2433574
this is like a JAV squeezed into a drama its weird

 No.2433582

File: 1742942823789.jpg (44.99 KB, 353x287, 1609349317954.jpg)


 No.2433583

is her vagina faithful? or does it conspire with her womb?

 No.2433584

File: 1742942863819.webm (2.74 MB, 720x1072, 0533704f11bcd793c41d30ac4….webm)

japan is bringing hentai rules into mainstream media?

 No.2433585

>>2433584
yoooooo

 No.2433586

>>2433582
crazy how i look like this

 No.2433587

>>2433555
holy fuck man im in

 No.2433588

>>2433556
this but unironically

 No.2433589

tags: cervix penetration

 No.2433590

>>2433587
meant for this golf cart >>2433584

 No.2433591

oh no no no ui-mama bros, we got too cocky!

 No.2433592

why did tin decide to get fat

 No.2433593

>>2433584
>>2433590
holy fucking shit

 No.2433594

File: 1742943111556.png (65.51 KB, 1215x1302, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.2433595

>>2433594
chat is this real

 No.2433596

>>2433594
this is so us

 No.2433597


 No.2433598

how about this undercarriage

 No.2433599

clean




























clean

 No.2433600

>>2433598
damn that owner is hot i could settle easily

 No.2433601

lol

 No.2433602

>>2433599
i thank you just because i dont have 'za and seeing that has me fiendin

 No.2433603

>>2433601
isnt this problematic

 No.2433604

dae hate niggers?

 No.2433605

what if black people never left africa like at all and they were this weird phenomena the whole world watched in awe

 No.2433606

its up

 No.2433607


 No.2433608

>>2433606
this is huge

 No.2433609

>>2433598
hot DAMN that pizza looks good as hell
right up my alley man

 No.2433610

>>2433607
oh thats where eraserhead baby (the drug) comes from

 No.2433611

its crazy how all you have to do to make a good pizza is make it crispy and dont put a shit ton of sauce or cheese on it

 No.2433612

File: 1742944092117.png (35.15 KB, 605x314, ClipboardImage.png)

lol

 No.2433613

File: 1742944169145.png (2.46 MB, 2022x917, ClipboardImage.png)

this was the best boss in wow and its not even close

 No.2433614

what about sneed or the jailer?

 No.2433615

ishowsneed

 No.2433616

sneed? isnt that a rumble hero?

 No.2433617

File: 1742944395799.jpg (367.61 KB, 1536x2048, Gm3zBSIbQAAjWaT.jpg)

ishowgook

 No.2433618

remember the hbo show animals

 No.2433619

File: 1742944450144.jpg (64.6 KB, 464x327, Untitled.jpg)

hooooooooo boy!

 No.2433620

File: 1742944457872.jpg (186.31 KB, 1196x1728, Gm7BexMW0AAsr8r.jpg)


 No.2433621

>>2433620
o shit

 No.2433622

>>2433620
hooooooooooooooooooly

 No.2433623

twitterlord you dont miss a ting

 No.2433624

wombs are kinda hot

 No.2433625

i wish elon was a nazi

 No.2433626

imagine if elon doubled down on the nazi salute and just kept doing it

 No.2433627

https://x.com/LASHYBILLS/status/1904632272516464869

and when i say we like em nasty
this is what i mean

 No.2433628

david foster wallace deserves more than an airport

 No.2433629

elon is mein fuhrer
i would die for that lil nigga

 No.2433630

the dfw airport

 No.2433631

i still havent read infinite jest

 No.2433632

good

 No.2433633

i hate my cat
i dont know what to do. i'd never bring him back. all he does is destroy and scurry away like a squirrel. he isnt a cat

 No.2433634

File: 1742945473936.jpg (205.87 KB, 700x923, 1742731483523411.jpg)

>>2433503
wild that she is actually trying to play gold/silver legit with a SNES super game boy instead of just emulating it on a computer and pretending she is doing it legit lol.

 No.2433635

>>2433631
miserable fool

 No.2433636

File: 1742945623643.jpg (43.87 KB, 659x1036, Gm2qKsEaMAAzxfB.jpg)


 No.2433637

>>2433631
same
i tried years ago and gave up a couple of pages in
i just couldnt be bothered

 No.2433638


 No.2433639

File: 1742945997490.jpg (150.46 KB, 1080x1350, Gm442sfbYAA4Djz.jpg)


 No.2433640

File: 1742946120874.jpg (310.59 KB, 1081x1440, Gm3ndH2bsAAFdt7.jpg)

an yujin gf

 No.2433641


 No.2433642

i got 2 strawberry uncrustables for dinner

 No.2433643

File: 1742946260940.jpg (111.25 KB, 872x1024, Gm6wwKAXQAAUgkF.jpg)


 No.2433644



>>2433639
this gets me in the omos

 No.2433645

File: 1742946329548.jpg (405.06 KB, 2048x1536, Gm3YmB-bMAAlLjD.jpg)

>>2433644
what about this

 No.2433646

File: 1742946398591.png (508.14 KB, 507x1051, ClipboardImage.png)

sneed

 No.2433647

dad wanted to climb everest but his buddiess wifes cancer accelerated so the trips canceled

 No.2433648


 No.2433649

crazy how a black man has never set foot on the south pole

 No.2433650

File: 1742946753812.jpg (35.93 KB, 426x197, Untitled.jpg)

hoooo boy its time

 No.2433651

how do you save peasants who were already cut down

 No.2433652

>theirs nothing up their

 No.2433653

is he wrong?

 No.2433654

>>2433647
that sounds like a cope out

 No.2433655

gravitys rainbow
sitting on my bookshelf
never opened

 No.2433656

climbing everest when you arent into mountain climbing and are just paying the tour company to sherpa you up there is kinda lame and burdensome anyways

 No.2433657

imagine spending like $50k to go to the top of everest and you get up there and its like yep im way up in the air on this mountain alright time to climb down now

 No.2433658

i would definitely die if i tried climbing mt everest so i will pass

 No.2433659

File: 1742947221325.jpg (54.43 KB, 1080x803, Fdl-Q9JXoAAuTNV.jpg)


 No.2433660

>>2433550
dude at 56:30 this guy says that america has more in common with russia than china or india
are we finna be allies n shiet?

 No.2433661

white people do be like yup

 No.2433662

it costs 50k?

 No.2433663

>>2433655
yep thats one i havent read yet either
jon blow said it was good

 No.2433664

there are 13 other mountains above 8000meters id climb before everest. id save that six flags for gooks circus for last

 No.2433665

for me it was ulysses

 No.2433666

you guys are so well read…

 No.2433667

File: 1742947369555.png (2.9 MB, 1271x2047, ClipboardImage.png)

titmeatbros

 No.2433668

File: 1742947371693.jpg (84.76 KB, 800x448, dc-Cover-2523viej9m7cfp7up….jpg)

*posts the thing*

 No.2433669

bro we didnt read those books

 No.2433670

>>2433667
imagine grabbing her by those udders and milking them right into your mouth…..

 No.2433671

>>2433669
thats ok those are the hardest books to get and its ok if you cant handle them

 No.2433672

we read all those lilmemes in college

 No.2433673

im here to save you girl
come be in stavvys world

 No.2433674

im gonna sew a vest with one of those hoodie pockets

 No.2433675

hey guy that really hates tech bros and the military industrial complex and peter thiel and billionaires you should peep this one out

 No.2433676

ive gotten that ad

 No.2433677

i like how the right wing tech chuds name all their companies after lord of the rings stuff

 No.2433678

>>2433675
not me i love all those things im huge into all those things

 No.2433679


 No.2433680

File: 1742947654447.png (5.53 MB, 2455x3919, 103522630_p0.png)


 No.2433681

wish i had a thing im thingless

 No.2433682

at what point are you as a man supposed to just abandon all of your principles to pursue money

 No.2433683

>>2433682
age 18 preferably younger

 No.2433684

>>2433681
*spins the slot wheel*
learn to hop on wow man!

 No.2433685

im watching this 'devs' show right now if freakin stinks

 No.2433686

i do this thing where i get really into something and then proceed to over do it and get burnt out on that thing and never want to do it again

 No.2433687

who is that ad appealing to idgi
its a guy who says he now has to be in the office for way longer than before but is on his phone doing dumb shit all the time and isnt actually doing any work
whats the idea im too dumb to get it

 No.2433688

>>2433687
thats cause you are too old

 No.2433689

damn
may be

 No.2433690

youre right im too old
*puts on some eminem - the eminem show*

 No.2433691

File: 1742947932230.jpg (408.67 KB, 1536x2048, IMG_8266.jpg)

gooked up an egg sandwich

 No.2433692

>>2433687
hes acting like job is bad but they show job is cool. is funny

 No.2433693

>>2433692
what was cool about it

 No.2433694

>>2433691
looking good gleep

 No.2433695

File: 1742948113892.webp (19.79 KB, 473x299, find-yourself-a-man-who-l….webp)

dougie was crazy for this one

 No.2433696

dougie pisses me off so much

 No.2433697

crazy how you dont even realize you got old until like 5 years after you got old
i remember when i was like 32 thinkin yeah i still got time man everything is gonna be alright
it was already over

 No.2433698

i remember thinking how old i would feel once my age starts hitting the double digits

 No.2433699

im 34
im still young

 No.2433700

i think my dads gone crazy

 No.2433701

>>2433693
they're making death machines and military hardware for the american military
what is possibly cooler?

 No.2433702

bro doesnt even know hes cooked

 No.2433703


 No.2433704

>>2433699
yeah man you still got time
you got this

 No.2433705

>>2433697
you guys arent actually like 32 years old and making these posts are you? tat would be really weird

 No.2433706

>>2433701
well now that you put it like that

 No.2433707

in a lot of ways im a death machine

 No.2433708

working for a company that makes rockets and robots and submarines would be pretty slick

 No.2433709

i still have time to relive exploring pandaria
and then heading back to draenor to save azeroth again
and then defending azeroth for when the burning legion invade

 No.2433710

but the day to day is just spreadsheets and cad stress diagrams

 No.2433711

LETS KILL ALL NIGGERS AND SHITSKINS
HELL YEAH
LETS SPREAD FREEDOM 🇺🇸🔥

 No.2433712

File: 1742948418952.jpg (308.6 KB, 960x1280, 1621096216558.jpg)


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File: 1742948452108.png (64.5 KB, 600x600, 1693249696166.png)


 No.2433714

chocolate covered espresso beans need to be outlawed

 No.2433715

i think the hardest book i ever read was the sound and the fury
the first part is just some 162 tardbabble for like 50 pages

 No.2433716


 No.2433717

the sound of the fury warrior *presses bloodthrist*

 No.2433718


 No.2433719

the sounding furry? sounds like fetish content

 No.2433720

i fw faulkner heavy

 No.2433721

being an unaging immortal would be so cool

 No.2433722


 No.2433723

>>2433721
meds now lil bro

 No.2433724

https://kick.com/diamondhowse/clips/clip_01JQ65CAC4QDH02VEKHW4X1SBA

refried beans and tortillas all over this whores ass

 No.2433725

i actually fantasize about being an immortal swordsman roaming japan fighting oni

 No.2433726

File: 1742948945210.png (226.72 KB, 641x265, GCPFn7WWYAAdT3y.png)


 No.2433727

>>2433726
smart guy

 No.2433728

i bet me and faulkner would have alot to talk about and get along pretty well we both sound like brooding outcasts

 No.2433729

FAULK NIGGERS

 No.2433730

>>2433726
this is the difference between a developed and undeveloped inferior cognitive function

 No.2433731

i bet niggers have highly developed inferior cognitive functions lol

 No.2433732


 No.2433733

>>2433720
what else should i read by him
by read i mean put on a to-read list and then maybe buy in five years and put on my bookshelf and never open

 No.2433734

>>2433729
he spends a lot of time writing about this

 No.2433735

literally me

 No.2433736

i dont know any faulkner books i guess he wrote sound and fury? did he do finnegans wake too? i dont even know

 No.2433737

i bet were going to see a lot less body cam videos from youtubers in the coming years because apparently the police station has to have someone manually go in and edit out all the personal info from the vidfeos

 No.2433738

>>2433733
all of faulkner?

 No.2433739


 No.2433740

>>2433735
im just like tokuchi

 No.2433741

faulkner would be a huge mr. beastbro

 No.2433742

finnegans wake was joyce i think
iirc thats the one you gotta really drink the koolaid on and study his whole life or else it just gibberish
faulkner wrote as i lay dying and uh some other stuff

 No.2433743

misutah biisuto

 No.2433744

what if ghenis khan was a zoomer

 No.2433745

I CANT SNEED

 No.2433746

as i lay dying
sounds like an album name

 No.2433747

you shouldve read faulkner by the time you finish high school

 No.2433748

>>2433744
that was a hard time for him when his family was abandoned to die on the steppe by the guy who took over the tribe from his dad

 No.2433749

sorta burnt out watching girls put makeup on like ive seen about as much as i wanna see for a lifetime of that

 No.2433750

some of us didnt go to or finish highschool asshole

 No.2433751

>>2433748
he locked tf in tho frfr
he hit that grindset

 No.2433752

ok by the time you are finished high school aged

 No.2433753

>>2433747
this as a blanket statement is just retarded and not taking curriculum into account. youd have to be focusing on english and taking honors classes and extra classes you dont need to finish high school

 No.2433754

wasnt wow out by the time we were highschool age?

 No.2433755

i really dislike bradley cooper

 No.2433756

>>2433751
he killed his brother for stealing a rabbit he caught

 No.2433757

lil bro is 70 years old

 No.2433758

wait oppenheimer, like the movie?

 No.2433759

bwadli coopwa

 No.2433760

lil bro is from the mesozoic era

 No.2433761

>>2433733
as i lay dying is a good one and its a lighter read than the sound and the fury

 No.2433762

is the whole book about a guy lying and dying?

 No.2433763

>>2433756
we do not tolerate thieves

 No.2433764

>>2433762
maybe he was planking on the wrong spot…

 No.2433765

>>2433762
yeah and hes gooning to gooks the whole time

 No.2433766

bros dont steal bros rabbits

 No.2433767

>>2433760
power rangers mesozoic force??????

 No.2433768

our posts are basically done in the stream of consciousness technique

 No.2433769

>>2433765
if that was actually true id buy that book right now

 No.2433770

>>2433768
you mean like a conversation? lol

 No.2433771

twain
irving
faulkner
hemingway
you should really read them if you are american

 No.2433772

>>2433770
yeah but the way you put it sounds way more retarded

 No.2433773

>>2433771
now which one of these guys hated niggers

 No.2433774

probably all except twain

 No.2433775


 No.2433776

>>2433771
those authors? never read them not one line of their books. for me, the true american authors begin and end with poe

 No.2433777

idea: as i sit in my chair gaming

 No.2433778

>>2433774
and hes the one they meme about the most because of ole jim

 No.2433779

they say to write about what you know well explain tolkien then

 No.2433780

>>2433732
they not like us

 No.2433781

>>2433775
nasty whore 1 2 & 3

 No.2433782


 No.2433783

tolkien knew about gooks

 No.2433784

>>2433779
he was a nerd

 No.2433785

chatgpt i need you to write in the style of faulkner an old man lying dying and goonin to gooks

 No.2433786

name one gook in tolkien's writing

 No.2433787

>>2433779
fuck all that big brain figuring out what tolkien was metaphoring and sheeit

 No.2433788

he goons then he dies

 No.2433789

what if
smoking weed is a superpower

 No.2433790

twain was kind of a proto-redditor tbh
a yankee in king arthurs court is his fantasy about how a 19th century new englander would basically be a magician in medieval times from his superior scientific knowledge, rationalism and work ethic

 No.2433791

>>2433786
all the elves dumbass
the whites are men
and niggers are the orcs

 No.2433792

its my understanding the elves were all gooks

 No.2433793

>>2433786
belladonna gook and the entire gook family

 No.2433794

>>2433790
the original isekai?

 No.2433795

then what are hobbits and trolls

 No.2433796

yankee was a romp how dare you

 No.2433797

>>2433793
those were tooks!

 No.2433798

File: 1742950306156.jpg (297.05 KB, 1366x2048, Gm5RGf0bcAAfYp0.jpg)

this guy really thinks this is not what tolkien had in mind when he was writing about the elven race

 No.2433799

The bed creaked under him, a groan older than his bones, and the sheets, yellowed like his eyes, clung damp to his thighs, and still he gooned, the screenlight carving shadows on the wall—shadows of them women, shadows of his wanting, shadows of a man who’d once hollered hymns at revival and now whispered nothing but breath, breath and the click of a mouse. His heart stuttered, a clock winding down, but the flesh didn’t know it, wouldn’t know it, not yet, not while the gooning held him, a trance deep as the Mississippi silt, and he saw—or thought he saw—them Korean women turn their heads, their eyes black as judgement, and he wondered, in that last flicker before the dark, if they saw him too, saw the old man dying not in grace but in the muck of his own making, gooning to the end.

 No.2433800

>>2433799
was this grok?

 No.2433801

thats how im going out
gooning to the end

 No.2433802

shutters warped and peeling, letting slits of God’s own scorn leak through—he gooned, gooned with a hunger so rank it shamed the devils in their pits, his rheumy eyes fixed on them Korean women flickering across the screen, their skin pale as moonlight on a still pond, their almond gazes slicing through him, and he, wretched man, craved it, craved it like a dog gnaws a bone already stripped bare


fuck this is actually pretty good

 No.2433803


 No.2433804

File: 1742950452345.jpg (2.07 MB, 2316x3088, Gmz8SMXakAAYqG1.jpg)

stayc j its going down

 No.2433805

them korean women huh

 No.2433806

why dont we have good authors anymore

 No.2433807

we do have good authors theyre all writing manga

 No.2433808

>>2433806
and why that a good thing

 No.2433809

limitless is just about a guy who starts taking adderall

 No.2433810

>>2433806
we got eminem

 No.2433811

m n ms are candy

 No.2433812

>>2433806
its okay i still have to get through gogol

 No.2433813

the overcoat? all time banger one for the ages

 No.2433814

>>2433811
*shoves you*
*shoves you again*

 No.2433815

hmm theres still time to be the next kurosawa before ai gets there

 No.2433816

glegle?

 No.2433817

>>2433798
all those make up and camera tricks weren't available then, at best they all looked yellow in pics

 No.2433818

we still have chess tournaments even though stockfish exists

 No.2433819

weve seen korean women in real life bro theyre angels bro

 No.2433820

lol

 No.2433821

these bags of frozen burritos dont have a way to reseal them wtf am i supposed to do

 No.2433822

File: 1742951094216.jpg (117.95 KB, 1178x872, GP3pgQ6X0AAz-HJ7a31e3e54e3….jpg)

imagine if tolkien knew about hanni…

 No.2433823

File: 1742951104048.jpg (335.84 KB, 1170x1743, GeE9H4AWAAA_wSO.jpg)

i'm tired of skinny gooks

 No.2433824

File: 1742951110053.png (2.29 KB, 327x270, 1742807715975282.png)


 No.2433825

>>2433823
awooga

 No.2433826

>>2433823
fuck i gotta jack now man

 No.2433827

hanni gooktongue

 No.2433828

if tolkien saw hanni hed have said
>i changed my mind about the orcs!

 No.2433829

>>2433822
she would've been made into a treacherous villain with no recourse

 No.2433830

danielle on the other hand would be the queen elf cate blanchet played in the movies

 No.2433831

File: 1742951258410.jpg (119.48 KB, 634x992, 1717422850797318.jpg)

hey screw you assholes

 No.2433832

File: 1742951261155.jpg (342.57 KB, 3840x2160, 1741446529481157.jpg)

time for the you know what bros! streaming ep 3 & 4 of diebuster! soonish.


https://www.twitch.tv/162kinoplex
https://www.twitch.tv/162kinoplex

 No.2433833


 No.2433834

*scoffs*
you starting your stream is like waiting for kanye to go onstage

 No.2433835

this is so thiel coded

 No.2433836

one day woody got wood

 No.2433837

aww jeez i hope the stream doesnt get reported or anything

 No.2433838

>>2433831
rotten sassy child

 No.2433839

i dont know this thiel guy but ive heard the name

 No.2433840

File: 1742951368699.jpg (75.83 KB, 1335x1220, Gm3p2AraoAAC5CL.jpg)


 No.2433841

damn i gotta make a film fast

 No.2433842

give me a part

 No.2433843

>>2433761
that books real funny man
the father character was a real hoot

 No.2433844

>>2433832
stream gundam seed bro!

 No.2433845

>>2433840
dude dont make me clop

 No.2433846

>>2433832
did u see this yet

 No.2433847

what if being good at words and stuff is cringe and gay so we never get a good writer again

 No.2433848

File: 1742951619814.webm (Spoiler Image, 3.91 MB, 1280x720, 1742945917474881.webm)

crazy this is what tolkien was thinking of when he wrote elves

 No.2433849

>>2433848
cmon man

 No.2433850

File: 1742951658392.jpg (127.36 KB, 1137x802, 1721081401675710.jpg)

>>2433832
starting nowish!
>>2433844
i can do the hd movies sometime.

 No.2433851


 No.2433852

>>2433850
cool cool

 No.2433853

File: 1742951804038.jpg (Spoiler Image, 50.21 KB, 736x736, Gm3EtNbW8AAd6pL.jpg)


 No.2433854


 No.2433855

got really fucked up last couple days

 No.2433856

>>2433853
chat is this real

 No.2433857

i have to shit again? i just shit

 No.2433858

fucked up in the crib

 No.2433859

its crazy how this seinfeld ep was just a gigantic ad for tupperware and yet nobody cared at all

 No.2433860

>>2433847
thats kind of my theory is that being good at art is gay and cringe and also not profitable anymore so all we are left with is nepobabies

 No.2433861

i have to sip again?

 No.2433862


 No.2433863

sigh
im gonno clopp

 No.2433864

File: 1742952289586.png (68.96 KB, 307x153, Bronies, this is your mind….png)

>>2433863
BLEED OUT

 No.2433865

Perhaps most astonishingly, not a single white American man born after 1984 has published a work of literary fiction in The New Yorker (at least 24, and probably closer to 30, younger millennials have been published in total).

either white boys stopped writing or publishers stopped looking at them

 No.2433866

>>2433864
im finna bleed out my dick cloppin to this horse pussy namsayin

 No.2433867

oh hell yea i nam u sayin man

 No.2433868

File: 1742952406869.jpg (388.71 KB, 1406x948, GCuHq_lbAAEkIO0.jpg)

reminder that there's always a chance

 No.2433869

>>2433868
he transitioned?

 No.2433870

he's a baseball star there is no chance man

 No.2433871

File: 1742952494463.png (1.77 MB, 1750x1092, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.2433872

faulkner would fw em heavy i feel

 No.2433873

think anyones ever really jumped into a cab and told the driver to follow that car

 No.2433874

>>2433865
theres algs about this the people who choose what books get published are all lib women and also only liblinlenial women are reading fiction these days

 No.2433875

theyve feminized the written word

 No.2433876

and we're the ones who will masculinize it

 No.2433877


 No.2433878

it is pretty crazy how you can walk into a barnes and noble and theres just row after row of basically unreadable garbage by untalented hacks

 No.2433879

File: 1742953976782.mp4 (Spoiler Image, 9.82 MB, Slippi_Dolphin_DUbGki8Etl.mp4)

lol

 No.2433880

>>2433878
and then theres the movie section

 No.2433881

they out there playing the wackest games of melee you ever seen

 No.2433882

new jeans latest performance was full of lip sync…

 No.2433884

please dont perform sir

 No.2433885


 No.2433886

>>2433874
men are smart enough to realize that you dont need to go through the struggle of getting a book "published" when you can just write a blog on the internet

 No.2433887

THIS PWATTLE BORES ME

 No.2433888

i put my black v neck on and look like a huge faggot

 No.2433889

hey

 No.2433890

modern day writers are being held back by infinite scroll porn algorithms

 No.2433891

File: 1742954547806.png (280.98 KB, 866x846, 1742759875829913.png)


 No.2433892

shoulda been a cowboy

 No.2433893

ive scrawled my genius o'er these banana-laden walls

 No.2433894

i like this >>2433893

 No.2433895

thought it was funny the time the guy posted the pic into gpt and it commented on the absurdity brought by the jungle background

 No.2433896

File: 1742954999782.jpeg (1.36 MB, 1626x4043, qQH7dQP.jpeg)

lets just say tonight we have a little experiment brewing

 No.2433897

>>2433896
a drink combo?

 No.2433898

the infinite porno loop

 No.2433899

File: 1742955230497.png (706.43 KB, 1170x1370, ClipboardImage.png)

lol

 No.2433900


 No.2433901

skipper

 No.2433902

yeah i skipped chump, what you gonna do about it?

 No.2433903

>>2433902
i hate you

 No.2433904

im convinced the beer in the bottle tastes different than the can
that theory will be tested in about 4 hours

 No.2433905

just skipped a post

 No.2433906

dad found the idol merch..

 No.2433907

>>2433904
read the dates on them and make sure one isnt 4 years old if youre taking the time to do an experiment

 No.2433908

>>2433907
best by on the can is aug 25 and on the bottle its may 25

 No.2433909

>>2433898
its a bad place to be

 No.2433910

i only watch manime
diebuster
gurren lagan
kill la kill

 No.2433911

kill la kill is for tgirls

 No.2433912

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 No.2433913

norm la norm

 No.2433914

hooooooooh boy
the link up!

 No.2433915

bald faggot
dno

 No.2433916

can hear dads retard nigger ass breaking stuff in the kitchen

 No.2433917

ITS JUST ONE OF THOSE DAYS

 No.2433918

>>2433910
none of those shows are good or were good nor are the manime

 No.2433919


 No.2433920

>>2433914
im just going to let you know that i insta close almost every holoshit i vid i open but absolutely nothing makes me pause the vid and close it faster than when i hear fucking english come out of one of those dumb roastie whores' mouths

 No.2433921

going back and watching all the popslop i skipped cause it was popular

 No.2433922

>>2433920
thats so cool of you

 No.2433923

>>2433921
reminder that you're doing that.
we arent doing that

 No.2433924

going back to a world without internet would be so crazy now that weve had internet

 No.2433925

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 No.2433926

the future is quadripedal. runfags will adapt or seethe

 No.2433927

wtf elon musk is in transcendence

 No.2433928

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its time to get it

 No.2433929

if i need to hustle up a hill or a long set of stairs you know im going gorillamode

 No.2433930

used to love going gorilla mode
havent done it in a coons age though

 No.2433931

went cocoon mode

 No.2433932

https://www.twitch.tv/zackrawrr_offllne
hold the fucking phone
i just found a channel that hosts asmon restreams when hes offline!

 No.2433933

>>2433932
watch this instead

 No.2433934

is that legal?

 No.2433935

is transcendence supposed to be about elon musk does elon musk think he is johnny depp

 No.2433936

we need to play pokemon stadium 2 at the mansion this game looks wild

 No.2433937

>>2433933
*gives you a lobotomy instead*

 No.2433938

is pokemon a solved game?

 No.2433939

theres 40 different pokemon games

 No.2433940

and not a single one is good

 No.2433941

>>2433936
ill play with you

 No.2433942

i think pokemon is solved right there's like the ultimate comp

 No.2433943

tadaima~

 No.2433944

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remember when ewon was on rick and morty

 No.2433945

trystscroll time

 No.2433946

have you tryst'd yet?

 No.2433947

hookers disgust me man theyve all had thousands of foreign dicks and gallons of stranger cum in em man

 No.2433948

>>2433942
maybe gen 1 is solved or theres a rps setup but later gens definitely have metas more than solutions

 No.2433949

>>2433946
no and i never will im terribly afraid of getting aids its just a fun escape

 No.2433950

read that as hookers digest

 No.2433951

hooker's digest
with epic lunar charts about how spring affects the whores gonnorrhea

 No.2433952

>>2433949
im afraid of nigger bodyguards robbing and killing me

 No.2433953

im afraid of being crushed and mangled by machinery



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