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 No.2428534[Last 50 Posts]

it's friday, take it easy

 No.2428538

miss when we used to have seinfeld ops every day

 No.2428539

>>2428532
yeah my recipe is ground chicken, 2 eggs and some bread crumbs, then some onion and garlic powder and salt and paprika for flavoring. put that all in a food processor and then patty them up and bread the patties with the left over bread crumbs and fry it in oil

 No.2428540

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 No.2428541

this is what we look like here

 No.2428542

>>2428534
millenials thought these fits were sick let that sink in

 No.2428543

>>2428539
*wheezes*
yer tellin me

 No.2428544

they are sick idiot

 No.2428545

don't call me an idiot

 No.2428546

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 No.2428547

okay but if youre making it yourself why not just do a slab of that good good chicken instead of chicken mush

 No.2428548

i think jack black is revolting

 No.2428549

don't be an idiot then numb nuts

 No.2428550

fuck you nigger stop calling me names

 No.2428551

>>2428547
you can grind up your own chicken if you want but it won't patty up correctly if you don't use ground chicken

 No.2428552

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 No.2428553

no man im sayin without chicken mush at all just a nice juicy fillet breaded up tender juicy savory all that shit

 No.2428554

pretty sure you need to have industrial machines to grind up chicken

 No.2428555


 No.2428556

>>2428552
whores that i will rape

 No.2428557

blend tec could blend a chicken

 No.2428558

>>2428555
shut up weeb

 No.2428560

heard the other day that MUSHROOMS and TOMATOES have a lot of umami flavor in them

 No.2428561

toot front page

 No.2428562

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>>2428545
you are an idiot your entire take is solely based off that meme pic of her being a fat cow on the motorcycle from the 4th movie. hindsight after shes walled is so lil bro coded.

 No.2428563

>>2428553
you'd be surprised at how juicy freshly ground chicken can be

 No.2428564


 No.2428565

File: 1742587967792.webm (33.1 KB, 360x360, Grindr notification sound.webm)


 No.2428566

that bbc torpedo

 No.2428567

i stopped using grindr after the trannies invaded and they gutted the free filters

 No.2428568

yea let me just watch this 35 minute long lowtiergod vid.
nigga did you merge or did i?

 No.2428569

back from my new condo got the keys
cant figure out if i have to order electricity or if its taken care of :/

 No.2428570

pics?

 No.2428571

this guy just bought a condo meanwhile im moving back in with my parents at age 34

 No.2428572

my trick? never moving out
ah haha

 No.2428573

lil bros in the thread rn be like

 No.2428574

>>2428569
i think thats part of why you get a condo. its extremely concerning that you purchased an entire condo and dont know the answer to this basic question you should know

 No.2428575

the west is a mercantile society you need to start a business if you want to make it

 No.2428576

i just wanna be a 9-5 cog with pto and weekends off

 No.2428577

you need a wife and kids man

 No.2428578

File: 1742588327655.jpg (56.55 KB, 701x489, cobes - 58.jpg)

>>2428575
indeed, quite so

 No.2428579

>>2428577
they'd just get in the way

 No.2428580

you probably arent going to make a million dollars a year if you dont own the business you work for

 No.2428581

i don't wanna make a million dollars a year

 No.2428582

>>2428569
here with a house the bill would be paid by the seller until the end of the month?
youd need to call the power company and get the bill put in your name. thats the standard way it works. i dont really know if condos work differently

 No.2428583

reminder that i toss out million and billion dollar ideas here for free almost daily

 No.2428584

stop condoposting and start explaining the pyramid stuff are we digging

 No.2428585

the mr. beast pyramid stuff?

 No.2428586

i would get a condo if you could get them with garages and they didnt bleed noise which i hear is very common in them

 No.2428587

i have a 250 dollar idea

 No.2428588


 No.2428589

tbh america needs to start building those china sized apartment complexes

 No.2428590

File: 1742588816559.mp4 (4.05 MB, Ranking The Best Lebron So….mp4)


 No.2428591

>>2428589
Not In My Backyard is what the people call it

 No.2428592

File: 1742588926992.png (621.69 KB, 1542x315, Photos_duQ1br76sb.png)

we did it tardbros

 No.2428593

>>2428590
*posts this*
*is literally a retard*

 No.2428594

>>2428588
this is so us

 No.2428595

>>2428593
lebron james

 No.2428596

File: 1742589059888.jpg (82.78 KB, 700x933, 1678620492398566.jpg)


 No.2428597

which comm member just beat elden ring?

 No.2428598

how tf did arkansas win but mizzou loses 💀💀💀💀
chat my bracket is cooked

 No.2428599

kristian aka kiki aka sickzee i think

 No.2428600

new arty vid
it's time to lock in

 No.2428601

actually we already knew the tigers stank this year

 No.2428602

oh my god im almost out of snus

 No.2428603

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>>2428592
>Very rare
>10.9% of players earned

 No.2428604

crazy how we have gamers in here platinuming elden wing when i wouldnt be able to beat the game at all

 No.2428605

im in the .01% of some league of legends achievos

 No.2428606

File: 1742589869844.png (104.94 KB, 1290x1290, ClipboardImage.png)

lol

 No.2428607

finish a game of lol with a dick up your ass

 No.2428608

10.9% of players have earned

 No.2428609

why you always thinkin about dicks guy who always posts about dicks

 No.2428610

File: 1742589975474.png (700.74 KB, 816x624, Game_qdKS0FCJs5.png)

well that was fun

 No.2428611

gotta love dick

 No.2428612

kill all the old white women of the world and you attain world peace

 No.2428613

the young ones too

 No.2428614

i just want a nice medium gook and gaycel to never get a bf ever

 No.2428615

and the fat ones

 No.2428616

id take a chubby gook idc

 No.2428617


 No.2428618

*ahem*
toon u up?

 No.2428619

group therapy (really late i was eating lunch and forgot)

 No.2428620

File: 1742590605423.jpg (168.5 KB, 1170x1140, Gmje3m5XEAA_iOX.jpg)

fat boys …

 No.2428621

i remember back in the day we used to bust a nut to emi every day but now we just tug our hogs to nasty bitches like amouranth and alinity instead

 No.2428622

File: 1742590659144.jpg (102.22 KB, 976x630, 1592015449308.jpg)

>tired of thugging so much all the time

 No.2428623

>>2428620
ahhhhh post the gay comics again the harsh reality is too much

 No.2428624

i like nutting to videos that made the girl quit porn

 No.2428625


 No.2428626

>>2428621
we all bust nuts to bunny now

 No.2428627

>>2428598
bro arkansas has one of the best coaches of the era

 No.2428628

they should make world of chudcraft

 No.2428629

>>2428592
nice
dont think ive ever platinum'd a game

 No.2428630


 No.2428631

>>2428546
theyre making a netflix special about the minecraft movie production set minecraft server, right?

 No.2428632

damn no new gaming related videos to watch while eating dinner

 No.2428633

the only game i ever platinuned was sekiro and it was worth it

 No.2428634

i need to grief jack black

 No.2428635

>>2428573
cant believe ill never experience playing a paradox game for the first time again and thinking theyre actually good and not pieces of crap

 No.2428636

fromsoft is so cool
you just know theyre cookin up something good while the B team makes their dumb little elden fortnite thing

 No.2428637

actually theyre just cooking up dark souls 4 or whatever

 No.2428638

in the kitchen water whippin cooking crack

 No.2428639

>>2428606
is this that chick from deltarune

>>2428636
>>2428637
fromsoft fell off and they arent hopping back on

 No.2428640


 No.2428641

File: 1742591348213.jpg (577.57 KB, 2048x1536, CL1oNb_VAAAfJve.jpg)

if i saw a dark souls 4 trailer on my computer monitor…id americlap
id stand and applaud

 No.2428642

my experience with elden ring was getting to the first castle and then quitting almost immediately after finishing getting through it because the open world parts were so cancer and that 1 section proved that linear design is better for fromsoft games

 No.2428643

>>2428639
youre just depressed
fromsoft is one of like 3 current devs that actually put out quality stuff consistently

 No.2428644


 No.2428645

im sipped af rn

 No.2428646

yns out getting sipped and playing only fromsoft what has the world come to

 No.2428647

the clap used to be something fast ladies who lived near docks would get

 No.2428648

>>2428623
i don't have any gaycomi (short for gay comics)

 No.2428649

can i call it big boy yaoi?

 No.2428650

sure but it's usually called bars when it's in anime form

 No.2428651

>>2428647
jokester who makes corny plays on words whats your deal? lol

 No.2428652

>>2428643
they made 3 or 4 good games depending on if you'r asking a dark souls 2 fan excluding the armored core games because i dont care about those
and then you look at their backlog and you realize that for 20 years before dark souls 1 they were basically making the exact same dungeon crawler game over and over again except slightly better the next year alongside pumping out armored core games
they had a swangsong going when they made dark souls 1 and it was bussin and then they almost ruined it with dark souls 2 and then they actually ruined it with elden ring and now theyre making elden ring: battle royale now, i heard that armored core 6 sucked shit too (again not that i care about ac games), theyre just another aaa company now unless they make bloodborne 2 and prove themselves worthy

 No.2428653

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 No.2428654

but bloodborne was mid as hell

 No.2428655

mayhaps you shoulde care about armored core because that shit slaps

 No.2428656

File: 1742591869829.png (6.02 KB, 288x275, [www.glegle.gallery] jugga….png)

>swangsong

 No.2428657

>>2428653
this is basically how i look and act and feel

 No.2428658

>>2428653
this is so us

 No.2428659

>>2428653
why are they doing this to him

 No.2428660


 No.2428661

>>2428659
hes too dangerous and needs to be contained at the vet

 No.2428662

i would never reply to avatarshit so no thanks

 No.2428663

File: 1742591965806.png (14.44 KB, 512x512, glegle shit eating grin.png)

>i would never reply to avatarshit so no thanks

 No.2428664

turn on truTV dem whiteboys st mary's are in a tight battle against harvard of teh south vanderbilt

 No.2428665

File: 1742592060655.jpg (187.14 KB, 1376x2063, sg-GAAwbgD-379783bf3f6fdfa….jpg)

i just want to attend hogwarts with pham hanni is that too much to ask?

 No.2428666

>>2428665
she looks like my retarded male southern redneck cousin in this pic lol

 No.2428667

>>2428665
you just know this bitch would end up in hufflepuff she looks retarded like that guys cousin

 No.2428668

her haircut is like a bowlcut done with goggles

 No.2428669

File: 1742592296287.png (156.83 KB, 547x609, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.2428670

actually yes it is too much to ask

 No.2428671

*posts a quick wtf.jpg in the thread*

 No.2428672

scv good to go sir

 No.2428673

i posted a rick roll just today how did grok know that

 No.2428674

ai thinks its so smart but it didnt even make the letters green. let that sink in

 No.2428675

well not only is grok wicked smart but its also based

 No.2428676

grok 3 is so based 😂

 No.2428677

File: 1742592540882.mp4 (1.63 MB, 1730393702755.mp4)


 No.2428678

gwok fwee

 No.2428679

>>2428677
sigh pad would love this

 No.2428680

SCV good to go, sir!
lmao

 No.2428681

>>2428665
gross lizard looking person but the girl behind her is hot

 No.2428682

how much is boom boom in vietnam

 No.2428683

>>2428682
sucky sucky five dolla man this is established

 No.2428684

>>2428682
download kkt and ask tin

 No.2428685

boom boom is a little more than a simple sucky sucky

 No.2428686

the canon love interest of yasuke is oda nobunagas sister lady oichi lol

 No.2428687

erm or daughter same deal

 No.2428688

boom boom is GROSS!!!!!
ban the s**freaks toot!!!! NOW!!!!!!

 No.2428689

erm vanderbros….

 No.2428690

3 pt game… 27 seconds left…
this is madness

 No.2428691

>>2428666
is he single

 No.2428692

sun dried of the ostrich neck is being look pretty tasy not gonna lie but i in croatia so food is being different

 No.2428693

we dem gaels!

 No.2428694

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 No.2428695

File: 1742593186716.jpg (80.12 KB, 1263x713, 1662765590646452.jpg)


 No.2428696

life has been going so well lately
cant believe we really glew up in 2025 its not even april yet

 No.2428697

we're gonna need more glegles

 No.2428698

HOLY FUCK

 No.2428699

there are other people out there that hurt like me and share the same experiences as me and want to form relationships like me

 No.2428700

File: 1742593506877.jpg (1.82 MB, 1440x1800, 1617317797261.jpg)


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 No.2428702

asmon impregnated that?

 No.2428703

>>2428699
never ever gaycel

 No.2428704


 No.2428705

File: 1742593829141.png (830.43 KB, 1202x1022, ClipboardImage.png)

😐

 No.2428706

>>2428698
whats this mean
is azeroth classic in jeopardy or azeroth classic classic

 No.2428707

>>2428698
absolutely soulless

 No.2428708


 No.2428709

hot dog and fruit loops linked up?

 No.2428710

its crazy that people can just afford to go to sports games and concerts
and pay $50 for parking
and pay $12 for a fruit loop hot dog

 No.2428711

File: 1742594007148.jpg (955.92 KB, 1536x2048, GmkNERSaMAEXWsw.jpg)


 No.2428712

got alged this

 No.2428713

unc is getting them cheeks clapped

 No.2428714

unc status

 No.2428715

theyre only down 6 man

 No.2428716

File: 1742594429671.png (71.4 KB, 712x682, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.2428717

>>2428652
ac6 was based
elden ring was game of the year its an actual experience
fromsoft dlc has never been amazing so battle royale is not a criticism

fromsoft is based

 No.2428718

aaron you here?

 No.2428719

ac is boring af

 No.2428720

ill play 1 game vs low tier snowflakes aslong as it isnt my 3rd+ one ive queued into in a row

 No.2428721

what's up bro

 No.2428722

they call me retard
thats not my name thats not my name
they call me nigger
thats not my name thats not my name

 No.2428723


 No.2428724

>>2428719
ac is the most interesting arc that's happened here for at least 3 arcs now

 No.2428725

>>2428724
were in the middle of marsh madness man thats a good arc!

 No.2428726

>>2428721
i just want to say that i noticed there were some extremely mean posts about you earlier today and i want you to know that i appreciate you and i think that during your tenure as a moderator 162 went through the golden age

 No.2428727

customizable mech combat with a based story? you know im calling that based

 No.2428728

im still hungover from last night

 No.2428729

>>2428726
you're glazing a man who will be dead soon

 No.2428730

ive never been hung over

 No.2428731

>>2428729
ill be dead sooner so its ok

 No.2428732

>>2428731
hurry up then you suck

 No.2428733

cant remember if i updated you guys or not
but ac loved the $100 roses i sent to her she stopped trying to break up now

 No.2428734

asian girls love breaking up

 No.2428735


 No.2428736

>$100 roses
holy fuck man get a grip

 No.2428737

tadaima~

 No.2428738

>>2428733
assassin's creed?

 No.2428739

found a show thats p good im like 6 eps in now and still likin it i wont share what it is though until its over in case it becomes bad and so no one spoils it for me

 No.2428740

uhhhh toot fp…

 No.2428741

holy fuck this unc ole miss game is heatin up!

 No.2428742

>>2428739
we know you're watching severence bro

 No.2428743

if aaron was still a mod he would take care of it right away

 No.2428744

>>2428739
is it severance?
s1 was awesome but s2 gets gay as hell just drop it after s1 finale

 No.2428745

why is gweed posting cp in his thread

 No.2428746

>>2428745
lol that boy crayzy

 No.2428747

>>2428741
its getting mad in here

 No.2428748

>>2428744
not him but i just finished s1 and i was pumped for s2…

 No.2428749

gweedy crazy for that one

 No.2428750

it would be crazy if crypto show poster was actually just watching severance the show with the most buzz rn of any show and we all guessed it first try lol

 No.2428751

been hearing a lotta negative buzz about s2

 No.2428752

gayweed do be goin off right now

 No.2428753


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 No.2428755

momopipipipi lol

 No.2428756

that thread is rotten to its core it shoulda been purged months ago

 No.2428757

WHYTE BOY GOIN LOCO

 No.2428758

its over

 No.2428759

hoooooooo we dem rebels!

 No.2428760

gtab, sd, ac?

what the fuck are you niggers saying?

 No.2428761

>>2428758
wish the mysterious editors who controlled this dude went rogue

 No.2428762

File: 1742595290685.jpg (245.22 KB, 2047x1107, GGujQuXWoAA7SEX.jpg)


 No.2428763

ac = armored core
gtab = get that ass banned
sd = san diego

 No.2428764

>>2428760
gtab = get that ass banned, from our guy LOW
TIER
GOD
sd = sd card, the sd stands for secure digital
ac = armored core, viboe game series

 No.2428765

self contained underwater breathing apparatus

 No.2428766

scuba

 No.2428767

ugh forgot something funny i was gonna bost

 No.2428768

armored core? i played that on my xbox (not 360) 20 years ago

 No.2428769

scbooba

 No.2428770

i got PTSD
pussy that's so delicious

 No.2428771

WHAT THE FUCK UNC THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE UPSET PICK OF THE TOURNAMENT

 No.2428772

tarheelbros….

 No.2428773

File: 1742595482386.jpg (295.35 KB, 1536x2048, GmjY4mWbAAAhRiP.jpg)

gweek

 No.2428774

ITS UP

 No.2428775

>>2428771
its madness man you cant predict anything

 No.2428776

not gonna watch the vid but from the thumbnail looks like a 6.5

 No.2428777

looks like a 4.7

 No.2428778

hol up hol up we dem rebels

 No.2428779

hes in illinois you so that changes everything

 No.2428780

wtf that pizza looks like shit

 No.2428781

>>2428774
wtf where are the mdfoodyboyz

 No.2428782

File: 1742595606880.png (435.91 KB, 538x1071, evacuate.PNG)

my bracket is ruined

 No.2428783

in md?

 No.2428784

you just know those ol' miss cheerleaders get blacked daily

 No.2428785

>>2428777
>>2428776
you are so wrong lol

 No.2428786

why is he dressed like april o neil

 No.2428787

File: 1742595670023.jpg (8.28 KB, 200x127, Untitled.jpg)

*inhales*

FUCK!!!!!!!!!

 No.2428788

>>2428787
oh no no no

 No.2428789

your bracket is buttrosed

 No.2428790

File: 1742595750514.png (154.54 KB, 602x606, 1742587477717.png)

yooo

 No.2428791

god i wish i was a billionaire so i could groom 18 year olds

 No.2428792

File: 1742595823533.jpg (141.11 KB, 1383x778, 140203115301-woody allen -….jpg)

>>2428790
>1.5 months before
those are rookie numbers

 No.2428793

grooming and fucking 20 year old teenagers… omo

 No.2428794

>>2428792
i can no longer judge woody allen because would most of us not have done the exact same thing?

 No.2428795

how does elon do it with that physique

 No.2428796

>>2428792
is that his grand child

 No.2428797

its not severance its a hulu show

 No.2428798

the flop was dreadful

 No.2428799

File: 1742595994700.jpg (24.65 KB, 399x336, Allen-Soon-Yie1.jpg)

>>2428794
he adopted her with his wife mia farrow .
he married her when she turned 20?

 No.2428800

>>2428796
that's his adoped gook who he ended up marrying

 No.2428801

>>2428799
my one complaint is she grew up to be kinda ugly he could have adopted a better wife

 No.2428802

File: 1742596055904.jpg (211.68 KB, 1200x800, woody allen soon yi incept….jpg)

lol

 No.2428803

>>2428801
she didn't have access to all the gook skin care super creams

 No.2428804

how do we get into marriages so we can start elaborately marinating gooks?

 No.2428805

we're not getting into marriage schemes bro

 No.2428806

woody allen is creepy as hell but he didnt technically adopt her, it was his former wife mia farrow and her previous husband

 No.2428807

elon is so teen coded that he just has to impress teens with gifts

 No.2428808

File: 1742596299188.jpg (381.97 KB, 1440x1796, 214178232_166508228877960_….jpg)

its friday night
and you know what we do on friday night

 No.2428809

>>2428806
yea but he saw the opportunity and he did it

 No.2428810

>>2428803
peep the above pick tho its like her face is being sucked in and shes puffed up
those super creams are incredible though woody needed to import some of those either way

 No.2428811

>>2428806
he also diddled mia farrows real kid that was 4-6 years old. there are record conversations its gross af

 No.2428812

>>2428808
you know im sippin vod man!

 No.2428813

wood allen when he see a kid be like

 No.2428814

File: 1742596438295.jpg (398.11 KB, 1440x1796, 217417500_260277249234223_….jpg)

AND I SAID

*INHALES*

YOU KNOW WHAT THE FUCK WE DO ON FRIDAY NIGHT!!!!!!

 No.2428815

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 No.2428816

nobody has told me what the department of education actually does

 No.2428817

eating our gooky ass detroit style za with a damn spoon

 No.2428818

>>2428816
organize pizza day

 No.2428819

i love pizza days

 No.2428820

>>2428816
nothin they gone 😂😂😂

 No.2428821

elon just wants to make his billionaire friends richer and hes actually really stupid. and who elected him?

 No.2428822

tf00t has logged in

 No.2428823

wait elon wasnt on the ballet why is he making decisions

 No.2428824

>>2428823
america is now an oligarchy

 No.2428825

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>on the ballet

 No.2428826

we need a department of education for the thread some of us be smelling like shit

 No.2428827

i mean spelling like shit see what i mean?

 No.2428828

as soon as i found out that shutting down that department doesnt shut down every school in the country i shut my confused ass up because i dont know wtf they do

 No.2428829

>>2428794
as i grow older…..no

the pedo kike and the government are wrong

 No.2428830

>forever bronze…

 No.2428831

>>2428821
uhhh i did

 No.2428832

listen not every pedo kike is in the wrong

 No.2428833

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 No.2428834

>>2428830
crazy how people embraced being shit back in sc2 but ever since league got popular normalfaggots just blame elo hell or whatever on why theyre low ranked

 No.2428835

we're a Christo-fascist dictatorship actually

 No.2428836

>>2428833
baited this exact pone

 No.2428837

>>2428834
its not just league its csgo rocket league valorant all this trash

 No.2428838

sorry i meant cs2 not csgo csgo is based

 No.2428839

>>2428837
yea i just said "since league" implying every single game after

 No.2428840

csgo away

 No.2428841

cs get the fuck in here

 No.2428842

the right trigger on my controller doesnt work and im too dep to open it up

 No.2428843

csgo go to the polls

 No.2428844

File: 1742597246279.jpg (39.9 KB, 462x491, bonbi.jpg)

>csgo go

 No.2428845

sc2 and league are fundamentally different one is 1v1 the other is 5v5, but what's more, league is entirely team reliant notice how you did not say dota, even though dota predates league, because in dota pre ti5 patch, despite it being a team game, you could carry your team to victory no matter how bad once youre in a game where you're dependent on your team and by extension match making algorithms then elo hell becomes real

 No.2428846

File: 1742597247301.gif (745.87 KB, 300x168, 1366319701212.gif)

>on my controller

 No.2428847

>>2428834
-1
team games are way different
lil bro take

 No.2428848

>>2428845
i dont give a fuck about dota and that game is trash too i just didnt say it since league already implied all other mobas

 No.2428849

>>2428847
>>2428845
you guys sound like huge pussies

 No.2428850

>>2428842
let's get that fixed up man
let's GOOOOOO

 No.2428851

>>2428848
>the moba that stole everything from dota and is worse than dota in the genre of games called dota games implies the predecessor to the genre
youre not qualified to talk about games much less "in the good old days"

 No.2428852

god i want to make out with bunny on her lips, her fat pussy lips, and her titty meat

 No.2428853

>>2428847
>>2428845
elo hell is empirically a myth because you can drop 1 "pro" or even semi-decent by competitive standards player into a match with bronze-tiers and they will smoke the entire competition solo

 No.2428854

this is totally embarassing for this lil bro who plays league. i'd cry in my pillow for posting so much cringe in a short period of time

 No.2428855


 No.2428856

>>2428851
mobas are gay and cringe man theyre not fun or interesting i have no idea why league or dota are as popular as they are

 No.2428857

i wanna watch some tgirl porno
but i wont
because im a changed man

 No.2428858

>>2428857
proud of u

 No.2428859


 No.2428860

once i get my chair fixed im going to game so much

 No.2428861

>>2428856
mobas were the best genre of game before they all got ruined

 No.2428862

>>2428859
name 1 game where a good player cant be dropped into a match with shitty players and carry them to victory by themself
keep in mind there is empirical evidence of this happening in csgo/cs2 for over a decade and any game you name is necessarily shit (because skill doesnt matter) and you shouldnt be playing it

 No.2428863

dont respond to that retards bait

 No.2428864

>>2428853
-1
in sc you float minerals its your fault
in team games its nebulous who is to blame

 No.2428865

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 No.2428866

>>2428864
in good team games the person who is to blame is the person who failed to click on the other guys head

 No.2428867

>>2428863
yea im done

 No.2428868

>>2428862
cs doesnt have elo hell that's why you're bringing that game up and not the actual games where it exists like mobas and meme shit like overwatch

 No.2428869

>>2428868
yeah exactly its almost like i dont play shit games

 No.2428870

>>2428867
he was talking to you retard lol

 No.2428871

elo hell isnt real i love dunking on losers in low elo

 No.2428872

dont laugh at me

 No.2428873

>>2428869
so why even participate in the conversation just to show everyone how retarded and ignorant you are? fuck off

 No.2428874

tadaima~

 No.2428875

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>>2428873
this entire conversation started because someone brought up how league is responsible for people saying theyre trapped in elo hell instead of embracing their bad
the tao-monk redpill answer is that league is shit and you need to play better games

 No.2428877

gookfreak versus wowfreak

 No.2428878

>>2428875
you know that bigger retard is gonna whoop ass

 No.2428879

>>2428876
that's such a braindead myopic take i dont even know where to begin

 No.2428880

>>2428879
one day the young student said, "master, i am play this shitty ass garbage game, and it making me mad because it sucks so hard. what am i to do?"
and the master replied, "league of legends fucking sucks retard stop playing that trash"

 No.2428881

y'all are getting b8'd or talking to retards at this point terrain pull up terrain pull up terrain pull up

 No.2428882

thinking how im a lumpen prole, a gta npc

 No.2428883

scv good to go sir!

 No.2428884


 No.2428885

a redshirt

 No.2428886

wonder what gleep is doing right now

 No.2428887

for me? its glegle

 No.2428888

probably being baited by this retard lol

 No.2428889

File: 1742598092223.png (126.82 KB, 512x512, [www.glegle.gallery] 9641.png)

>you know the rules 1 bite

 No.2428890

File: 1742598094142.jpg (3.3 MB, 3024x4032, 20250321_131428.jpg)

gleep here, i told my caretaker to bring me 3 burgers for my supper but one of them seems to be filled with chips and one seems to be filled with jelly, i will be filing a complaint

 No.2428891

>hurr its just le skill! git gud!
>ignores how every game uses an algorithm that is not simply elo matched with elo and is gamed in some way
>ignores most games are team games
>ignores the white papers on even 1v1 games like tekken lowering the dmg of people they want to lose and adjusting hits that should be hits into counterhits for the enemy through minute lag changes when in a game theyre *supposed* to lose
>ignoring all the different ways companies algorithms are designed to force winrates
it's just totally stupid anyone with an opinion even close to hurrr i dunk on low skills elo hell isnt real just git gud is an absolute fucking retard that hasnt kept up with the changes in gaming and matchmaking for the last 20 years at all and are unironically part of the problem

 No.2428892

>>2428890
lookin good gleep!

 No.2428893

hate when the midwits argue politics

 No.2428894

thats a lot of sugar you got there gleep you might want to cut back before you get diabetes like me and tin

 No.2428895

didnt read that polteen but you need to admit you suck at video games and posting

 No.2428896

polteen has never been good at anything in his life ever lol

 No.2428897

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 No.2428898

gonna blast some mgmt and do my stretches

 No.2428899

>>2428898
yessss bitch

 No.2428900


 No.2428901


 No.2428902

>>2428891
okay but you can drop a good player like franzj into a match of silvers and he will humiliate the fuck out of them and make a youtube video out of clowning around and making fun of how bad they are out at a game
so maybe theres a whitepaper that tells me tekken is shit and i should avoid playing the modern entries, cool, but why are you people playing it then when you could be playing counter-strike?

 No.2428903

yeah run away with your tail between your legs because you have NO arguement

 No.2428904

i dont even play csgo but franzj is funny as hell
i watch all his vids

 No.2428905

shaved off my neetbeard and all the hair off my arms it feel so much better

 No.2428906

>>2428902
>pro rides on new account wave and smurf detection and makes a youtube to fool people with no understanding of the backend of matchmaking plus editing
specious faggot shit

 No.2428907

>>2428906
>smurf detection
see? i avoided mentioning this word before, but people wouldnt be complaining about smurfs if it wasnt possible for a single more-skilled player to upset the balance of a match.

 No.2428908

polteen some dude not willing to 'debate' your autistic screeching isn't whining, this is why you cant win video gays

 No.2428909

took a long hike with a friend and now i'm all tired and don't have energy to do shit anymore

 No.2428910

just so you guys know i am the guy who is normally called polteen and the person you are currently calling polteen is not me

 No.2428911

prove your the real polteen

 No.2428912

polteen here, shadilay

 No.2428913

kek based maga m'dude

 No.2428914

>>2428902
>>2428907
>>2428910
polteen glowing bigly

 No.2428915

toon stream the chronicles of riddick (2004)

 No.2428916

File: 1742598605336.png (45.7 KB, 512x512, glegle worry.png)

>>>2428902 (You)
>>>2428907 (You)
>>>2428910 (You)

 No.2428917

🙄

 No.2428918

/pol/teens are any of the lil bros who get stirred up at dinnertime (rn)

 No.2428919

>>2428907
smurf detection is the name of the system the backend uses to select certain people to elevate in the matchmaking when triggered your franzj guy will get favorable matchmaking ensuring a climb to where the algo wants them it has nothing to do with a better players impact, a smurf is a creation of the algorithm and with your comment youve fallen into my trap of being a retard

 No.2428920

franz the doc main?

 No.2428921

>>2428919
schizo retard just admit you're bad at a game
i couldnt shoot for shit in csgo and then i started abusing adderall and hit the aimtrainer gym for 7 hours a day and i started to impress myself. you can do it too anon-kun~, i believe! hau-hau

 No.2428922

okay adderall and aimtrainer? anon-kun? if that isnt the real polteen your lying or there's two now

 No.2428923

>>2428921
>its schizo to bring up actual systems in place that are talked about at length by the developers themselves in both paper and lecture format because it challenges my belief yes belief with no facts about how skill matters in games and an algorithmically created elo hell cant happen even though it happens all the time
you can stop posting now

 No.2428924

i admit it, not only am i bad at the game im literally retarded

 No.2428925

>>2428923
why are you playing games where the developers are saying theyre manipulating the alg and you can prove it with a whitepaper instead of playing the game where you can prove the franzj is funny as hell when you drop him in a match with silvers

 No.2428926

>>2428925
csgo uses those same systems it just has 1 hit kill headshots so its easier to get out of nobody cares about cs anyway its a dead game for millenial europeans with gambling problems

 No.2428927

i have to take a shit and go get culvers im done

 No.2428928

>>2428926
>it just has 1 hit kill headshots so its easier to get out of
okay so just get better at hitting headshots

 No.2428929

sir the polteens are fighting

 No.2428930

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 No.2428931

what if instead of starcraft where you controll all the units you had teams where everyone is one individual unit

 No.2428932

good competitive games where skill matters and the alg isnt manipulated:
- melee
- cs
- sc
- tekken for the ps2
- guilty gear xxac+r

 No.2428933

i would not want to play as the vespene scv

 No.2428934

>>2428930
this is so us

 No.2428935

>>2428932
not true (source: im better than you)

 No.2428936

>>2428935
1v1 me csgo bitch i knife your mom anus

 No.2428937

1 for obs

 No.2428938


 No.2428939

life's so hard with a big dick i can't imagine having a shrimp

 No.2428940

went to a steakhouse and had a $60 striploin

it was just aight

 No.2428941

>>2428940
bro just buy a $20 striploin at the grocery store it's the same thing

 No.2428942

higurashi: *has a cute-self drawn artstyle*
westerners:
>omg! we need to destroy this and replace it with "better" art! (is worse and ruins the game)
umineko: *has the same artstyle but better and improved showing ryukishi is dedicated to his own aesthetic*
westerners, again
>omg! we need to destroy this and replace it with "better" art again! (is worse)
ciconia: *has the same artstyle but even better, working with another artist to add a painted-like quality to his work and make it even more impressive*
westerns, again, by 2030 when the rest of ciconia comes out
>omg we need to destroy this and replace it with "better" art again! (is worse)

 No.2428943

pretty crazy that all you have to do is try when youre a teen and you wont grow up to be a loser but i didnt

 No.2428944

you can start now lil man!

 No.2428945

im almost 40 years old

 No.2428946

you can also try too hard and burn out early and end up in the same place

 No.2428947

>>2428932
yooo let's play +r my robo is fresh (i haven't played in actual years)

 No.2428948

>>2428942
for me i can handle the art but the original backgrounds suuuuuuuuck. just real photos put through 2 filters

 No.2428949

>>2428942
is ciconia earth shattering like umineko

 No.2428950

chat i might be chopped

 No.2428951

+r is very hard there aint no way you guys can shoop de whoop in that game

 No.2428952

dming a man a compliment and then telling him you have a boyfriend when he responds is next level work

 No.2428953

i wanna post something in gayweed's thread but theres some bad stuff in there…

 No.2428954

>>2428952
silence gurden

 No.2428955

File: 1742600180344.webm (Spoiler Image, 4.88 MB, 1080x1902, 324.webm)

nigger

 No.2428956

so messed up they are going after gweeds thread

 No.2428957

god i cant wait to get completely blasted drunk tonight

 No.2428958

File: 1742600210757.png (1.14 MB, 1280x960, ciconia cancelled.png)

>>2428945
lots of great dictators in history only got started in their 30s/40s and were random peasant fucks beforehand

>>2428948
you wanna go nigga? lets throw hands bitch

>>2428949
not yet since only the first part came out and then he put it on hold because muh ukraine war (see pic related) and now he's writing silent hill f so itll be a while

 No.2428959

gay weed you gotta clean that thread up man
its yours and you are responsible

 No.2428960

there has been constant war on earth since forever

 No.2428961

real niggas break

 No.2428962

>>2428960
nahhhhhhh nah that aint true

 No.2428963

even animals go to war

 No.2428964

has there been a single year in known history without any war?

 No.2428965

2001

 No.2428966

any of you guys ever mobile deposit a check into your bank before how hard is it

 No.2428967

File: 1742600524057.png (147.19 KB, 829x655, GmlBVrGaEAA8Aaj.png)

>>2428959
i already reported it… now….we wait….

 No.2428968

>>2428964
youre living in the longest period of peacetime ever m'dude

 No.2428969

i live in war mode man

 No.2428970

>>2428667
+1 big +1 on this one

 No.2428971

reminder of rapebro war machine

 No.2428973

>>2428966
yea i did it last week its really easy
you just put the check on a dark background and your bank app should have a thing to take picture of the front and back of it
ezpz

 No.2428974

hearing a lot of people are leaving youtube lately and moving to other platforms

 No.2428975

well you heard wrong

 No.2428976

toon stream the last temptation of Christ (1988)

 No.2428977

its up

 No.2428978

toon stream elfen lied

 No.2428979

it's up

 No.2428980

>>2428977
die skipper

 No.2428981

>>2428979
die skipper

 No.2428982

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 No.2428983

erm wildkittens?

 No.2428984

File: 1742600941568.png (1003.7 KB, 641x788, ClipboardImage.png)

who holds pizza like this man cmon
🤣
🤣

 No.2428985

important alg for some of us in the comm

 No.2428986

>>2428984
me nigga

 No.2428987

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 No.2428988

lil bro thinks im watching a 30 minute asmon vid gfr

 No.2428989

>>2428985
-1
youre just doing this on purpose now.

 No.2428990

how could i post an asmon video not on purpose

 No.2428991

gfr?

 No.2428992

never knew why kramer calls him bogambo but its pretty funny

 No.2428993

>>2428988
asmongold streams for 9 hours a day and we are in for every single second of it

 No.2428994

feelin sad
might do coke

 No.2428995

>>2428992
i know the reason but its something youd only know if you were a true feldhead and watched all the bts and interviews

 No.2428996

>>2428994
if you arent in texas or arizona its a waste of money

 No.2428997

thread theme

 No.2428998

how is cocaine a waste of money bro stfu

 No.2428999

elaine was sexy as fuck on seinfeld im tired of not saying it

 No.2429000

anything you spend money on that doesnt make you more money is wasting it

 No.2429001


 No.2429002

>>2428998
because it is stepped on and not as potent to the point you have to adjust your recipe for crack because the stuff down south has no cut

 No.2429003


 No.2429004

i only know what stepped on means because of 21 jump street

 No.2429005

File: 1742601362621.jpg (8.9 KB, 273x84, Untitled.jpg)

ITS FUCKIN FRIDAY!!!!!!!!

 No.2429006

File: 1742601367767.jpg (168.69 KB, 717x1000, 20250321_185056.jpg)

*logs onto 162*
good afternoon bros! did i miss anything? any tin-in-japan updates? reminder that im not home tonight so no stream from me. can someone post the latest bracket standings lol

 No.2429007

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 No.2429008

>>2428999
everyone says this

 No.2429009

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>>2429006
right now we have…our uh guy…"period blood"… in the lead….

 No.2429010

based fucking period blood

 No.2429011

>>2429006
why arent u home tonight

 No.2429012

https://kick.com/pennygameplay

MUY BUENO SPICY CALIENTE

 No.2429013

its pronounced bl00d

 No.2429014

>>2429012
uma SNEEDA

 No.2429015

crazy how i still got love for the streets

 No.2429016

>>2429012
oof i unmuted and that is a harsh voice

 No.2429017

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File: 1742601788220.jpg (171.21 KB, 717x1000, 20250321_185054.jpg)

>>2429009
can't believe im hanging on in 2nd place 😂
>>2429011
we are doing a family visit to gma tomorrow

 No.2429019

worlds most groomed girl u up?

 No.2429020

im the dumbest girl alive

 No.2429021

>>2429019
just checking emails then im going to sleep… why…

 No.2429022

pad u up?

 No.2429023

>>2429021
just checking in

 No.2429024


 No.2429025

im a lot like gamzee makara

 No.2429026

it's up

 No.2429027


 No.2429028

just wait until i put it up. you'll all be sorry

 No.2429029

File: 1742602160971.jpg (Spoiler Image, 300.08 KB, 960x1280, fasd44asdf-10e60a1a4e07a1f….jpg)

>>2429012
nasty af

 No.2429030

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

 No.2429031

>>2429029
thats it were going to colombia

 No.2429032

had a lil coke, gonna game

 No.2429033

cherry coke?

 No.2429034

sneed to verify my emial for 4chan butn i dont wanna!!

 No.2429035

*makes a post about that*

 No.2429036

US to import eggs from Turkey and South Korea to ease prices

 No.2429037

>>2429034
we made a whole separate gmail for that shit man!

 No.2429038

no way im gonna eat gook eggs fuck off

 No.2429039

when they say stuff like that what does it mean is the federal government buying eggs or private business or mayors or what
are we ordering eggs from alibaba

 No.2429040

>>2429039
do you know anything about the basics of agribusiness?

 No.2429041

*tents fingers*

 No.2429042

i played farm simulator and made a ton of money selling eggs

 No.2429043

gook eggs
turkey eggs

 No.2429044

all of you faggots should be handcuffed stripped naked and blasted with a firehose until you die from exposure

 No.2429045


 No.2429046

>>2429044
may i ask why

 No.2429047

ive never played an assassins creed game
or ninja gaiden
or kingdom hearts

 No.2429048

>>2429046
you may not.

 No.2429049

>>2429048
sorry.

 No.2429050

>>2429047
you should play kingdom hearts at least

 No.2429051

played the first kh it was really fun
didnt do the optional bosses cuz i was bored at that point
then i tried kh2 and i was like skateboarding or something and nahhh bro

 No.2429052

if this doesnt give you nerd chills then you simply arent a gamer

 No.2429053

>>2429051
its ok 2 is mid

 No.2429054

please
stop
reposting
i beg you

 No.2429055

>>2429052
this but with the turtle wow 2.0 trailer fuck blizzcrap

 No.2429056


 No.2429057

iu's new drama is really bad but i can't stop watching cuz i just wanna fuck her so bad you
know what i mean

 No.2429058


 No.2429059

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 No.2429060


 No.2429061

File: 1742603464564.jpg (99.61 KB, 1280x720, Gmk7osMWoAEVfRR.jpg)

this commercial is freaking me out man

 No.2429062

>>2429060
that dildo is like $400

 No.2429063

File: 1742603610603.png (314.34 KB, 601x567, ClipboardImage.png)

lol

 No.2429064

>>2429062
why do you know how much that costs…

 No.2429065

Dear User,

As you may know, your elected officials in florida are requiring us to verify your age before allowing you access to our website

 No.2429066

File: 1742603620765.mp4 (Spoiler Image, 3.75 MB, out.mp4)

ok that was nice i admit it

 No.2429067

name something gayer than 2 falcos fighting

 No.2429068

3 falcos fighting

 No.2429069

4 falcos making love

 No.2429070

>>2429067
2 falco players

 No.2429071

*notes dossier results of the tranny porn clickers*

 No.2429072

crazy how i have never put on a condom

 No.2429073

i mean do you see that frame perfect dash dance to hit the dashback ps i mean sheesh

 No.2429074

kinda crazy i just spent $20 on 24 beers
and then $10 on pizza
and then $8 on wings

like damn thats $38 gone just for me to be a drunk fat piece of shit!

 No.2429075

>>2429073
not that impressive on boxx

 No.2429076

File: 1742603785677.png (95.39 KB, 736x760, ClipboardImage.png)

tranny porn?
ova here

 No.2429077

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 No.2429078

fancy like oooooooh

 No.2429079

wait why does assassins creed have a cash shop inside the game that i already bought

 No.2429080

dont you wanna look cool

 No.2429081

because ubisoft is one flop away from going bankrupt

 No.2429082

ITS UP

 No.2429083

i dont understand who is still buying assassins creed games

 No.2429084

kinda crazy how 5x zoom actually makes the image appear 10x closer

 No.2429085

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nigger nigger nigger

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>>2429083
seriously wait like 2 years and you can get it for free with all the dlc

 No.2429088

the only ubishit games ive ever enjoyed were a couple ghost recons a couple splinter cells and rayman 2 on dreamcast

 No.2429089

i liked mario rabids

 No.2429090

how do you make a webm

 No.2429091

id play that game i suppose
mario is a cool guy

 No.2429092

solo leveling solo leveling solo leveling solo leveling solo leveling

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>>2429092
what about it

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>>2429093
last episode tomorrow

 No.2429095

>>2429066
oh yeh you posted that song a couple threads earlier it was nice what was it again

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 No.2429099

not interested

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 No.2429101

gf with boobs…

 No.2429102

they say only uninteresting people are uninterested

 No.2429103

i just pissed my fucking pants man straight up soaked them shits
still sitting here too

 No.2429104

>>2429101
what about bf with boobs

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>>2429103
come on man

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 No.2429109

still not interested

 No.2429110

its getting too spicy in here im going to bed

 No.2429111

he was a sk8er boi
she said cya later boy

 No.2429112

kinda crazy how society is

 No.2429113

its crazier how society aint

 No.2429114

lesbians arent real

 No.2429115

gonna play a video game then eat dinner

 No.2429116

yea what game probably huniepop lol

 No.2429117

5 more hours
5 more long hours

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i knew something was different since gleep left

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>>2429117
we started drinking hours ago man

 No.2429120

gave up spending money for lent so i cant acquire booze

 No.2429121

what does being very online mean

 No.2429122

>>2429120
that doesnt mean you cant spend mom and dads money!

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 No.2429124

ima keep it a buck fiddy wit yall i be keepin it mellow yellow up in the middle if you nam sayin

 No.2429125

oh yea i nam u sayin

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>>2429123
aigooo… who the hell is this nugu

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 No.2429128

wish i had someone to be mutually nice with

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>>2429123
🤮🤮🤮🤮 thought these whores shaved at least

 No.2429131

if i told you 10 years ago she was a piece of ass, would you believe me?

 No.2429132

i would

 No.2429133

were into that hairy gook pussy man

 No.2429134

are we though

 No.2429135

im not into any hairy pussy its gross

 No.2429136

im not into anything im dep

 No.2429137

*slides you the rubiks cube*

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beloved,

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