No.2423121
hmm ok
No.2423122
andy really fucked up there
No.2423124
>>2423116facebender has been on a roll
the agency, the killer, black bag
No.2423126
remember when he went to the ska show lol that 'toon was so funny
No.2423130
>>2423124the killer was my sleeper hit of 2023 but nobody saw it but me
No.2423131
>>2423130i saw it
i liked it a lot
No.2423134
why does he like playing a super sekrit assassin so much these days
No.2423135
maybe ill watch this 'the agency' show
spies are cool and fassbender is cool
No.2423136
monday tomorrow x___x
No.2423137
i liked it but his love interest in the show is the ugliest sheboon of all time
if you can get past that its good
No.2423138
gonna watch severance ep 1 then sleep v__v
No.2423139
you better not binge it or else you be waiting every week for a new fix
No.2423140
theres no way u can sleep right after watching severance ep 1
No.2423142
>>2423139that's what i'm aiming for
>>2423140i'll be more tired by then bwo
No.2423144
does anyone else get weed hiccups
No.2423146
never really thought margot was very good looking her face is huge and she has an h frame body
No.2423147
im thinking it might be time to put my ass on the escooter and go get some beer
No.2423148
>>2423143damn jennie got owned…
No.2423149
she isnt in focus
No.2423150
>>2423143that flat ass gook face 😂
No.2423152
honestly seeing jennie perform in bikinis and flashing her tits really dispelled the idea of skimpier being better we all thought we wanted it but after actually seeing it it's kinda gross right
No.2423153
gook , dude, gremlinigger
No.2423154
severence insists upon itself
No.2423155
>>2423151hanni pham (breaks my heart)
No.2423156
what is it to insist upon oneself
No.2423157
oh thats the nigger that played the mermaid? she got fucking fat like all niggers do i guess
No.2423159
i insist therefore i sever?
No.2423160
classic todd
No.2423161
wtf does that mean todd
No.2423162
i dont have any appetite im depressed
No.2423163
*slides you ac ookie*
No.2423164
>>2423162WHOPPER
WHOPPER
WHOPPER
No.2423165
don't eat slop man, just get a nice juicy orange
No.2423166
my one orange in the fridge is really old i think its rotten by now
No.2423167
natures slop
No.2423168
nothing beats a fresh piece of fruit
ive been dying for a fresh peach lately but they arent in season until may so im not gonna ruin it with some out of season peach
No.2423169
lotta buzz about fruit lately
No.2423170
its almost fruit season i bet tons of stuff are in season in spring
No.2423173
it is perfectly understandable to refuse to interact with poor people once you become rich like i get it
No.2423174
hol up its honeydew season???
No.2423175
stone fruits? seems like trash loot golems drop or something
No.2423177
peaches, nectarines, plums yeah thats what im cravin right now
juice'd up
fresh as hell
No.2423179
wait when is apple season
No.2423181
i want a bf
No.2423183
why dont cops arrest congress for making laws that violate the constitution
No.2423185
>>2423178its more the free laywer and being told you can use them
No.2423186
hol up i can get a free lawyer?
No.2423187
>>2423183u tell me retard
No.2423188
id like legal representation please
No.2423189
>>2423183cops are footsoldiers for them man
No.2423190
we should become cops and arrest obama
No.2423192
so there are these 3 branches of gov't
look into the judicial one tardbros
No.2423193
the only police with jurisdiction in congress are the dc district sheriffs and the fbi local police have jurisdictions for a reason bub its because our founding fathers did not make a national police unit that's how you enforce tyranny
No.2423194
obama did targeted drone assassinations of american citizens without a trial
No.2423195
>>2423192i just learned this on my ged
No.2423196
obama made health insurance 10x in price
No.2423197
obamna
No.2423198
spam or sardines on my rice
No.2423199
why not anchovies
No.2423200
spam is full of plastic sardines are full of heavy metals
No.2423202
got a new lip mask it makes my lips look all dewy and kissable
No.2423203
sardines are epic as hell dont listen to that hypochondriac
No.2423204
feels like someone hooked my gut up to a bike pump and inflated it
No.2423205
>>2423200were mercurymaxxing were plasticmaxxing were pushing the limits of the human body 21st century
No.2423206
wish real life looked like space:1999
No.2423208
plato said 'the heaviest penalty for declining to rule is to be ruled by someone inferior to yourself'
No.2423209
only the big top dawg apex fish are full of metals
No.2423210
sardines? apex fish
No.2423211
well i rule cant even help it i just do
No.2423212
is plato telling us to form out own guilds?
No.2423214
wish the internet would go back to being a nerd thing
No.2423215
we should invent a new internet
No.2423216
>>2423201 what is this gay ass shit
No.2423217
internet 2 already exists but its way too nerdy for me and you like even way nerdier than internet 1 at its nerdiest
No.2423218
we shall call it
internot
No.2423220
The Internet2 consortium administrative headquarters are located in Ann Arbor, Michigan,
hol up i can stomp right over there and hack in
No.2423221
michiganbros lets link up outside internet2 headquarters
No.2423222
yeah and break in
No.2423223
theyre gonna shoot your ass man thats like trying to sneak into a power facility
No.2423224
what about
internet 3
No.2423225
ugh i just cant get my showers under 20 minutes
No.2423226
for showers i just put some shampoo on my armpits ass crack and penis and thats it i dont even wash my whole body anymore except once every 10 days its really not necessary
No.2423227
ive never shampood my penis
No.2423228
white people aint shampoo they penis? shiiiiiit
No.2423229
i have a needle in my butt
No.2423230
good night
No.2423231
bye
No.2423232
if i was learning english and someone was explaining to me how to read the word 'yes' and then the word 'byes' i would scream
No.2423233
plague and ague are pronounced totally different too
No.2423234
just remembered when my dad caught me playing a hentai game and he acted completely normal and unsurprised like it was something guys do
No.2423235
id have done the same thing i seen too many dads make a big deal about porn and embarrass their kids
No.2423236
im really good at catching someone with sick shit on their computers and ignoring it and acting like i didnt see it
No.2423237
my dad only cares about money
No.2423238
its gonna suck when silent hill f comes out and its a mid ass 5 hour game
No.2423239
back from my 20 minute nightshower
No.2423240
>>2423238itll be worth it when my waifu rika appears
No.2423241
the amount of minecraft ads im seeing on youtube is mind bottling
No.2423243
thats so sad lol
No.2423244
why a hammer and sickle
who has ever hammered and sickled at the same time
No.2423245
oh right i was gonna shop for a new stop watch on amazon dot com
No.2423246
sickle represents the farmer
hammer represents the laborer
but also its the devils tools i forget which devils they represent i think the hammer was ammon or something
No.2423247
>>2423244the hammer is a symbol for industry and a sickle is a symbol for agriculture and theyre together to symbolize their common bond and struggle hope this helps!
No.2423248
all the commie shit is linked to satanic stuff read marx's cringe satanic poetry for confirmation he just hates God and man
No.2423249
is that a gary larson comic?
devil's tools
No.2423250
i havent read a book in over 20 years and im not about to start now man
No.2423251
so communists have a choice to either farm things or hammer things?
No.2423252
its super serfdom the king communists dont lift a finger and you all work for them and they own everything lol
No.2423253
can i have some bugs m'lord
No.2423254
i finished my 16 hour shift m'lord permission to start my second 16 hour shift immediately sire
No.2423256
>>2423244>>2423246the sickle represents a fucking sickle which you use for farming and the hammer represents a fucking hammer you using for hammering things
you neets need to get a fucking job
No.2423257
>>2423256no were arguing politics on line
No.2423258
the communist hammer looks more like a minisledge
No.2423259
im gonna sipple and get hammered tonight
No.2423260
>>2423241mind bottling? it puts your mind in bottles?
No.2423261
in a lotta ways yah
No.2423262
it's st. patricks day we're getting fucked up!
No.2423263
communism sounds nice and all but humans are too shitty and evil and ruin it
No.2423264
were more of a mutualist
No.2423265
St. Patrick's Day is celebrated annually on March 17th. In 2025, the event will fall on a Monday
holy fuck its going to be monday night tomorrow
and you know what we do on monday night!
No.2423266
you know when things are so crazy it gets you mind trapped like in a bottle
No.2423267
who the fuck is st patrick!
No.2423268
he drove the snakes out of ireland man
No.2423269
>>2423267that guy from star trek man!
No.2423270
i am not a krusty krab
No.2423272
i cant be the only guy that thinks communism doesnt even sound good can i? you mean i have to work forever and i dont make a single dollar and some fat cat decides what and how much i eat and i need to stand in line for netflix ration tickets to watch spongebob? to whom does that appeal
No.2423273
wait was st patrick the piper?
No.2423276
communists ruined my family
No.2423277
*picks sparty to lose in the second round*
No.2423278
real communism wouldnt have fat cats
No.2423279
still no internet, sigh. well gn then~
>>2423120i remember this episode; he's mad at andy for getting the xpack to a game which he doesn't have.
No.2423280
mfw real communism literally has never been tried
No.2423281
what about the sentinelese
No.2423282
>>2423272none of that is even theoretically marxist its just what happens when anyone tries to actually implement communism on a practical level because marx didnt actually describe how communism was supposed to actually operate beyond 'from each according to his ability, to each according to his need' it was all just supposed to figure itself out after capitalism inevitably implodes due to historical necessity
No.2423283
real communism cant exist because its natural to be greedy
No.2423286
'they pretend to pay us, so we pretend to work'
No.2423287
marx made a real good case for why capitalism would implode *still hasnt happened*
No.2423288
reminder communism cannot sustain itself without industrial technological and financial assistance from the west
No.2423289
marx hated the bourgeoise thats all i know about him
No.2423290
ideologies are a psyop there is only blood and steel
No.2423291
its pretty natural to hate rich people
No.2423292
blood and steel? also a psyop
No.2423293
some of marxs criticisms were legit but he was way too mindbrapped by hegel
No.2423294
theres no way blood is a psyop
No.2423295
i think none of his criticisms were legit
No.2423296
is a hegel mindbrapping considered a psyop
No.2423297
>>2423294you think that's blood your heart is pumping? you think your heart is a pump? there's so much you dont know
No.2423298
what if saving azeroth was a psyop and we just got mindbrapped into wasting our teens 20's and half of our 30's
No.2423299
90 more minutes
90 more long minutes
No.2423300
wow is basically communism when you think about it
No.2423301
if you arent spending your time stabbing people and confirming their blood you are basically a puppet for the bloodless well-to-do
No.2423302
1 in 3 people dont even have blood in their body
No.2423303
i have blood ive seent it
No.2423304
i bled recently too *looks over at the third person in the comm*
No.2423305
its gotta be pretty tempting as a despot to think you can solve all your society's problems by just killing or reeducating the right people
No.2423308
taco bell got me fucked up removing the dipping burritos
No.2423310
you know corn
my toes look like corn still drying on the cob
No.2423311
i dont like that ive become familiar with the feeling of when shit is out of my ass but not past my cheeks yet and that it means i should go wipe myself or my pants will be ruined
No.2423314
swole as hell? yeh
No.2423316
basically im naruto uzumaki
No.2423317
kinda sucks that we live now instead of in the future where theres only a couple billion hyper productive competent people supplemented with automated high technology thats gonna be so much nicer than the experience of living through the global population apex and decline
No.2423319
you wouldnt be included in the 500,000 thats just for the elite and their extended families if youre not jewish youre living in the wastes in caves or youre dead
No.2423320
professional cavedweller her
No.2423322
ill build my own cave society
cheap boom boom
internet 2
the whole shebang
No.2423323
we can only hope to discover a new thing in hopes of saving humanity but only to become brainwashed of it
No.2423324
brainwashed OF it? you mean BY it? esltard hours already its gonna be a long night
No.2423325
>>2423324its a meme you dip
No.2423326
not going to be baited
No.2423328
i should have died in service to some meme ideology by now as all good young men with spirit do
No.2423329
ju st ned to lock in
No.2423330
im fine i just need to lock in
No.2423331
i was out in the garage brushing my teeth and i watched a moth fly right into the floor fan and kill itself
lol
No.2423332
smell like pee again i think i know why
No.2423333
"Bow before my power, you pathetic sluts!" you roar, your voice echoing with unnatural power and menace. "I am the harbinger of Ragnarok, the fifth fist of the apocalypse! You cannot hope to defeat me!"
As Amy and her friend flee the room, their screams of terror fading into the distance, the other girls look at you with sheer, unadulterated horror. They back away slowly, their eyes wide with dread as they realize that you are no longer the awkward, lonely boy they once pitied, but a true force of destruction and violence.
No.2423334
>>2423333you chatting with your ai girlfriends again son
No.2423335
why you brushing your teeth in the garage man
No.2423336
i love pepe the frog from twitch chat
No.2423337
>>2423332peeingyourselfbro?
No.2423339
its because i wipe my piss cock on my shirt and also dribble in my pants
No.2423342
>>2423341things are getting crazier out there
No.2423343
>>2423341HE CANT DO THAT!!!!!!
No.2423344
its funny trump still posts on his shitty truth social site even after his pal ewon bought twitter
No.2423345
lotta buzz about autopen lately. never heard of it before like a week ago
No.2423346
thats how i felt about tuff the other day
No.2423347
trump is like the crying seething wojak and my president joe is just chilling
No.2423348
tuffpup u up
No.2423349
wish a woman would just once seductively undo her robe and drope it infront of me revealing her completely naked body
No.2423350
that would be grossssssssssssssss
No.2423352
that sucks dude
No.2423354
im going to the blue room to be with the blue entity for a while
No.2423355
got the morrowind itch but im just gonna get bored at the hortator part again
No.2423357
ive never gotten more than like 5 quests in
No.2423359
st paddys day
think about it
No.2423360
dont know or particularly care who slime is and i find your posting about him to be insistent and annoying frankly
No.2423361
>>2423359we gotta drink beer im pretty sure
No.2423362
>>2423360chat this guys cooked
No.2423364
ifw dickies
No.2423365
im wearin some rn
No.2423366
wish i had rick and morty socks
No.2423368
blink 182 sucked really bad live too
No.2423369
hows jennie live
No.2423370
hello there
the padder from my nightmare
No.2423371
no way people walk 10000 steps per day i do like 400 or something
No.2423372
my phone says i did 280 steps yesterday
No.2423373
dont like a robot tracking my every step
No.2423374
>>2423373chill out lil bro
No.2423375
steps to the back yardto piss into the grass
steps to the kitchen to fill up my water jug
yea thats about it
No.2423376
why are keytars so expensive
No.2423377
each one is handcrafted by a dwindling number of master artisans
No.2423378
keytar is the gayest instrument there is
No.2423380
just did it with no hands
No.2423381
i dont believe you
No.2423383
>bush
what a waste next
No.2423384
just saw the naked gun for the first time ever it had some good gags
No.2423386
we love hairy pussy man whats wrong with you
No.2423387
no we actually hate it more than anything
No.2423389
>>2423388had to close it midway
No.2423390
ive heard worse english versions
No.2423391
remember when snsd did the boys in english
No.2423392
>>2423391yes but frankly i don't want to
No.2423393
remember when they performed on letterman then went to a weird club after and there was that video of the mc introducing them and nobody caring in the crowd and the girls looking awkward as hell lol
No.2423395
lol
No.2423397
Richards is a Freemason.[41]
*wheeze*
No.2423398
made my first batch of cold brew in a while its so good
No.2423399
only cold brew im having is when i grab a cold beer out of the fridge
No.2423402
>>2423401sakura gets too much hate she sounds just fine to me if i wanted quality singing id go to the opera these are just idols thats my two cents #JusticeForSakura
No.2423404
where da heck is saki
No.2423405
this presence movie fuckin sucks!
No.2423406
whats something that doesnt suck rn dont say severance
No.2423407
>>2423406world of warcraft classic man blackwing lair is coming out this week and we go up to fight nefarian to save azeroth!
No.2423410
blackwing lair? ive been there before almost 2 decades ago!
No.2423413
azeroth can burn for all i care!
No.2423415
if you told me during antifragile era that eunchae would have surpassed chaewon as 2nd best le serrafim id have laughed in your face but here we are
No.2423416
>gookspam
im out
No.2423417
Fe3O4, also known as magnetite or iron(II,III) oxide, is a naturally occurring mineral with a dark, brownish to grey or black color, exhibiting a greasy or metallic luster.
wut
No.2423418
>2 posts
>gookspam
ok dude
No.2423420
my room is so fucking hot
No.2423423
i kinda care who knows. it's a closely guarded secret of mine irl
No.2423424
i just got 7 you's
No.2423425
grats grats
No.2423426
i used to be like that but now everyone in my family knows i like gooks and its kinda fun when that korea martial law thing was happening my dad would consult me about it like i was an expert lol
No.2423427
>i know what im going to do!
>i will open 162 and spam gooks for no reason!
No.2423429
>for no reason
lol suuuuure
No.2423430
imagine complaining about gookposting in the year of two thousand and twenty five like cmon man that ship has long since sailed
No.2423431
honestly 2025 is lowkey the year of the gook
No.2423432
>>2423412bro i need to sleep
No.2423433
2025 and gooks linked up need it or keep it
No.2423434
2025 and gooks is tuff
No.2423435
only 3 of us in the march madness group right now you guys are going to miss out on a real big comm activity if you dont join
No.2423436
gookposting was fine during starcraft hours
now its just spam
who honestly listens kpop in 2025 when you dont even speak gooklanguage
No.2423437
>>2423435when does it start
No.2423438
>eggball
lol
No.2423440
ain't no way man just post the VIDEO
No.2423441
i would argue that listening to kpop when you dont speak the language makes more sense than listening to it if you could understand the retarded vapid shit coming out of their mouth while they shake their bodies around
No.2423442
im cringing from the nmixx thing man
No.2423443
its just a vibe thing
No.2423444
>>2423437The tourney tips off Thursday, 3/20 @ 12:15p ET - don't get locked out
No.2423445
ok gn z_z
No.2423446
basketball would be a lot cooler if the niggers were allowed to collide
No.2423447
gn gookerbro
No.2423448
gay men are capable of extraordinary things because they can focus their talents and energies entirely on their goals without the time-consuming obligations that come with being a husband and father but this same maniacal all-consuming drive often makes them neurotic, proud and spiteful
No.2423449
being gay just means you love yourself so much you want to fuck yourself
No.2423450
gayspam
No.2423451
i should quit my job that isnt a real job and just start making my gundamns
No.2423452
strangely the same isnt true for lesbian women speaking generally lesbians arent strivers or high achievers relative to straight women
No.2423454
so the secret to being a high achiever is being molested as a kid until you get a mental illness that prevents you from ever having a family or entering heaven? where do i sign up lol
No.2423455
sam altman is building a heaven on earth with ai so….
No.2423456
i should have lied about my grandpa molesting me for sympathy after he died
No.2423457
mohg was such a bullshit boss in elden ring its honestly disgusting
No.2423458
there's a few tricks to beating mohg one is using that special item
No.2423459
>>2423455the filmmaker from the 70's?
No.2423460
>>2423455he's building an artificial 2nd eye for saturn
No.2423461
soulsheads have you ever considered how eerily similar that supposed picture of a black hole is and the dark sign cursed sun? think about it
No.2423462
>>2423458i did use a special item, but you can only use that in phase 1 and that's not a big deal.
the problem is constant blood loss, even if you're not standing in the fire and dodging ten times before you can attack once
No.2423463
>dodging ten times before you can attack once
that stuff was what really was turning me off the elden expansion i like to role play as a knight but when the "gamey" elements are so overt it breaks my immersion and i realize im just playing an ugly rhythm game
No.2423464
>>2423462bro pop stoneform to get rid of bleeds!
No.2423466
all the souls games are about phasing out of existence by rolling and it took you until elden ring dlc to realize man?
No.2423468
>>2423467god gave me stubby thumbs not those weird long ones
No.2423469
>>2423463yeah, the more i play ER, the more i hate it.
there's too many reusable assets and some bosses are real bullshit with their delayed attacks and "wombo combo your full health is gone" attacks.
roll, roll, roll, roll, roll and when you finally have a time to attack, he's on the other side of the boss room so you have to sprint towards him first.
thank god i only have to finish the Melina area, last boss and dlc
No.2423470
fromslop fans think ds became popular because it's le hard and only true gamers can finish the game xDD
clearly missing the point of the game and what an adventure means
No.2423471
malenia, not melina sorry
No.2423472
>>2423466i realized the game was just more generous with helping me maintain immersion but when the bosses do stuff on purpose that are purely "game" things and not because that's what a 3 headed dragon would do, then i start having a problem with it not because im doing it, but because theyre showing me the string i dont want to see the strings
No.2423473
>>2423469in the dlc there's more than a couple that straight up fly into the sky the last boss i remember timing real time a full minute before i could interact with him after some attacks it's that stupid
No.2423474
wild how argentina used to be one of the richest countries in the world but they fucked it all up because the spanish and their descendants are incapable of responsible government
No.2423475
the best thing is 50 meteorites are coming towards you while the boss is doing 10 fast attacks in a row and there are particle effects and explosions everywhere so you cant see what the fuck is going on and the only thing you can do is just rollspam
No.2423476
why did south americans never form a constitutional republic that would guarantee the rights and properties of all its citizens?
No.2423477
oh yes and every attack is splash attack with aoe damage
No.2423478
i summoned a guy to kill the last dlc boss for me i had had enough after i think two days it was too bullshit i like a challenge but not cheating
No.2423479
dsp ^
No.2423480
dsp would say that for the chinese new years dragon boss i only say that for the last boss
No.2423481
dsp fucked my bitch
No.2423482
and the worst part? he was a boss we already fought! in a game where people complain about repeated bosses its irony at its finest that the final boss, too, is a repeat
No.2423484
i call him mime man lol
No.2423487
brap
No.2423488
and people are like yeah elden ring is the best game ever lmao
its not even top 5 fromslop game
No.2423489
kinda crazy i can grow a full beard and it looks awful
No.2423490
dark souls is such an epic adventure *opens wiki*
No.2423491
it is quite a fun adventure *rolls through a swampy bog because its faster than walking*
No.2423492
>>2423485are these cats "chopped"?
No.2423493
going through sens fortress and up to the anor londo and then crawl down to the deepest pitch black dungeon
yeah ds1 is kino
No.2423494
i lack that killer instinct
No.2423495
i have a strong subduction instinct but to cross that line and take a mans life? it would have to be someone threatening my gook
No.2423496
gook morning /pol/teen just went all night. what a cringe little guy, glad i wasnt here
No.2423497
>>2423492are you the bor thats getting your cats chopped?
u up?
No.2423498
retardedniggerbro you up?
No.2423499
no one ever asks if i'm up…
No.2423500
>>2423499sensitive cutie is up…
No.2423501
gurden u up?
No.2423503
im gonna release a statement later
No.2423504
oxfords AI czar
No.2423505
>>2423488i find those games to be too difficult
No.2423508
on st patricks day? come on man
No.2423509
the enemies of your peoples are rising up and all you can think of is burgs?
id be at the border aiming a gun at serb land waiting in case anything went down
No.2423510
>>2423508any suggestions?
>>2423509serbs won't do shit while we're in eu
No.2423511
if i went to croatia my entire vacation would be visiting the tiny police museum places the forgotten weapons guy went to
No.2423512
>>2423510did you see them microwave blast all those people to break up the protest?
No.2423513
>>2423511idk why you haven't already, but at least go during the summer and then spend at least 3-4 days near the shore.
any place around Split
No.2423515
>>2423514its highly suspected it was the first large scale use of this Area Denial System 5G death beam technology (outside israel those niggas been blasting forever).
https://youtu.be/fnwezg91OP8t=12 No.2423517
>>2423516everyone in this video died of cancer
No.2423518
anyone else ready for christmas already
No.2423520
huge dsp begging stream coming up since tax day will be here soon
he says he owes over 120k in taxes
No.2423521
Zii, Kiara and Raora played the pocky game AND KISSED IRL!!! 😸💋🐔
No.2423524
i'm speechless
No.2423526
>>2423515lmao you're saying people in croatia eat stone soups and now you think serbia has a technology like that?
they're years behind us
No.2423527
>>2423526im not the one obsessed with that shit
No.2423529
and i dont think thats serb tech thats most likely the weapons company giving that to serbia in exchange for the data they get blassting their citizens
No.2423530
erm what the spruce guys?
No.2423531
u subscribe to the white mans value system
No.2423532
guys, please send me some bitcoins or ethereum
No.2423533
liked subscribed and clicked dat bell
No.2423534
>>2423532do you take fat niggacoin?
No.2423535
nah only real coins i need to gather a bunch of INJs now before it hits $100
No.2423536
cant you mine coins by solving enough sudoku puzzles?
is that how all the coins work?
No.2423537
i need a hero to donate me crypto and save me from poverty
No.2423539
>>2423538tell him it isnt working. hes cooked
No.2423541
$10?
No.2423542
i dont know what to do with my few thousand dollars changing it into other things is too scary
No.2423543
i need to get $10 000 fast
No.2423545
is husqavarna made by honda
No.2423546
i hate my stupid fucking chudjak life
No.2423547
being a chudjak is the move for 2025
No.2423549
>>2423470ive always said that dark souls is actually easy as fuck but that just triggers the plebs who got filtered and used shields and think it actually is hard
No.2423550
w-what are you supposed to use?
No.2423551
we stopped playing games to focus on our finances man
No.2423552
hate focusing on finances
No.2423553
while you were playing dark souls i was purchasing bonds and other fixed income assets
No.2423554
>>2423550either a two-handed weapon, two-handing one-handed weapon, or using two one-handed weapons
No.2423555
wish theyd make a new dark souls game instead of fortnite monster hunter elden ring
No.2423556
*seizes up and dies*
No.2423557
i heard the oblivion ue5 port coming out next month is a spiritual successor to dark souls 1
No.2423558
cat is going sicko mode smacking at the window because theres rainwater running down the outside of it
No.2423560
miss sora linked up with FLOW GLOW at the slime farm
No.2423561
>>2423559the only dsp stuff i ever really got into was that documentary about his wwe champions gacha addiction. that shit was mad funny
No.2423562
no it wasnt
No.2423565
Black girl here.
I'm into anime, heavy metal, and speak 4 languages and. I also enjoy reading and Crotcheting, and I can not count the number of times when I've been called a "pick me for master" or a "coconut" (this is the UK version of Oreo) 😂
No.2423566
do they not have oreos in the uk what a shithole
No.2423567
the wait for the jerma census data release is killing me
No.2423568
hate those wanna be white black girls
give me a black queen a heart of darkness negress
No.2423571
ai voice slop
No.2423572
thats just like your opinion, i think its a real person
No.2423573
imagine being the top wwe champions player in the world and your chat treats it as if its an L not a huge W
No.2423574
imagine being a passionate gamer and comm treats you as a joke
No.2423575
thats messed up
No.2423576
imagine knowing how to get rich but you dont have the money to invest
No.2423578
dsp onlyfangs hardcore wow would be such a gift
No.2423579
you just know an essay is going to be good when you're like 10 paragraphs in and already on citation 130
No.2423580
sure
No.2423581
are you suppposed to say you have mental illness now not that you are mentally ill
No.2423582
kind of crazy how its become completely normalized to go to the doctor if you think you need some stimulants and a little meth to do a little better in life
No.2423583
i heard that doing a little meth has positive life outcomes
No.2423584
so im allowed to put 100k on credit cards to buy video game stuff then i can declare bankruptcy and get it all wiped away overnight and be back to zero?
No.2423585
>>2423582theyre calming down on that because there are national shortages of adderall and the docs have been told to chill and prescribe crappier shit
No.2423587
there are different kinds of bankruptcy
No.2423589
a little more meth would make my life at least ten times better
No.2423590
i want a kgf, apartment, snacks
No.2423592
>>2423549yea dark souls is easy if you follow guides online like youre supposed to
its a real adventure i tell ya
No.2423593
>>2423591gleepy wouldnt watch this garbage normtuber
No.2423594
fucked up in the crib listening to tim hecker
No.2423595
i wonder what the fromsoft a-team is workin on…
No.2423596
>>2423594oh shit theres a new album
No.2423598
im at the waffle House for the all star special
No.2423599
>>2423597listened to it, i like it
No.2423600
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https://immaculatemelee.comwtf is the reads
No.2423603
ugh hate waking up this early
No.2423604
its 1pm man its time to wake up and lock in
No.2423605
shake and bake and lock in
No.2423606
today i have to cook 3lbs of ground beef
wash an ice cube tray
ugh
No.2423607
i need to find a game to play
No.2423609
hol up we need to do the daily porndle
No.2423611
guinness tastes like coffee and i dont like coffee!
No.2423612
ok but imagine chaewon pressing her boobies against you like that
No.2423613
well i like coffee and i like guinness!
No.2423614
someone should invent coffee beer so you can wake up and wake up if you nam sayin aha ha
No.2423615
oh yea i nam u sayin bro
No.2423616
>>2423614this was a thing in the drew carey show they had a business called buzz beer
No.2423617
big workout coming up today huge workout
first real workout since i got sick for 2 weeks and did some half assed reps last week
really looking forward to it
No.2423618
>>2423617youre gonna get injured if you dont ease into it man!
No.2423619
>>2423618i eased into it last week man
No.2423620
i want a bf
No.2423621
getting injured is good for you because what doesnt kill you makes you stronger
No.2423622
can not believe i spent that much time playing this god awful game
No.2423625
yeah man thats so cool (lol)
No.2423627
holy fuck its st patricks day i need to get some beer!
No.2423628
>>2423621yeah im really glad that i tore my meniscus 3 years ago and i still cant sit indian style
really made me stronger
No.2423629
skill issue lmao
No.2423630
so my mom forced me to buy new shoes and i bought some cool new balance but anyway i got massive fucking blisters all over my heel and im out here raw thuggin it tf out
No.2423631
and i promise that was the most esl post im gonna make today
No.2423632
mom got me new shoes this time last year and ive worn them one time because i never leave the house lol
No.2423634
>>2423633once i get a kgf im 100% only letting her walk around the apartment in a bra or fully topless
No.2423635
what doesnt kill you makes you stronger as kelly clarkson famously said
No.2423636
I'm phoning! 🤠🇯🇲
No.2423637
>>2423636yoooooooooooo hol up??
No.2423638
id fucking slam meowkos ass so hard its not even funny shes easily one of the sexiest bitches alive
No.2423639
>>2423638Imagine seeing her boobs 👌🏻
No.2423640
ac looks just like meowko
No.2423641
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i thought they would be bigger
i guess her bras are doing the heavy lifting
No.2423642
I don't like that nipple color
No.2423643
i dont like her face
No.2423644
i like her jappy eyes
No.2423646
>>2423641you can post nips here bro you dont have to censor it
No.2423647
>>2423638SHE SHITS OUT OF THERE MAN
No.2423648
imagine thinking you've seen someones boobs on your phone. get real
No.2423649
sigh her sister sounds perfect…
No.2423650
gotta say im not a fan of ground turkey
No.2423651
>>2423650it smells awful
pivot to ground beef pork mix
No.2423653
you guys are going to get holocausted
No.2423654
>>2423653i hope i first get to sex a gook or a jap
No.2423655
do we get to know why
No.2423658
>>2423652why is she shrek
No.2423663
>>2423661do trump retards believe this? they were 10 for 12 when i just went shopping this weekend
No.2423664
ive never been given a birthday gift
No.2423668
>>2423665this was debunked
No.2423670
were so back
No.2423672
lil bro buying crystal spring eggs 🤣🤣🤣 thats a water company man cmon
No.2423674
do americans really pay a dollar for a single egg
No.2423675
>>2423674yeah thanks to trump
No.2423676
>>2423675damn
sounds like you guys should revolt
No.2423677
>>2423676trump tards love it
they’ll eat his shit to “own the libs”
No.2423678
started buying OSTRICH eggs personally its only like 18 bucks for one and they have the equivalent of like 40 chicken eggs in them
No.2423681
>>2423679ugh hate plastics man
No.2423683
5 ReTruths
No.2423685
oh i missed the docking
No.2423686
anyone wanna dock
No.2423689
the melancholy of diddy suzumiya
No.2423690
i wanna deck
No.2423691
we're entering phase 2
No.2423695
>>2423694wild that poechuds prefer that mess to this
No.2423697
i need to nap i need to nap i need to nap
No.2423698
>>242369627yo and already has a phd and a career as a lab rat for secret and unethical experiments
No.2423700
all modern people are lab rats for secret and unethical experiments
No.2423702
>>2423701i look like this
No.2423703
get away from the beams! - scientist npc from hat life
No.2423704
basically we fucked up by not being child prodigys
its the bare minimum if you want to do cool stuff later
No.2423709
*cracks a joke about grad students*
heh, academia am i right
No.2423710
>>2423708lol this is how we act
No.2423711
>>2423708love these silly guys
No.2423712
and then i wrote my doctoral dissertation…blindfolded!
No.2423715
Mystery around Gene Hackman's death deepens as wife Betsy Arakawa's doctor claims she called him after police say she died.
No.2423716
>>2423714this is how 27 year olds looked like before xenoestrogens
No.2423718
>>2423717this guy looks and sounds grotesque
No.2423719
we need more cockamamy schemes
No.2423720
i fugging hate thumbnailface
No.2423722
what mouth breathing microplastics soycarb diet and internet pornography will do to a man
No.2423723
carbs and soy arent bad though and microplastics havent been proven to be harmful