No.2421316
oh great unctuous one what ever would we do without your dusty ass memereposts and total lack of selfawareness
*mocks you by curtsying while making eye contact with my fellows and laughing at you*
No.2421317
ran 6x1k on le treadmill
rest was 3 min walk/jog
i dont know whats wrong with me but i just cant get my heart rate up to my max its like 20 beats lower than its been in the past and i cant push harder
No.2421318
the heart isnt a muscle its an organ
No.2421320
my heart is debuting as a nijisanji liver
No.2421321
kill yourself aaron you fucking fag
No.2421322
heart is an organ the fuck?
No.2421323
>>2421312in the mr. beast challenges that go on for multiple days he gives them unflavored oatmeal for breakfast on the second day.
just that meal makes 10-15% of the people quit when theyre competing for a lot of money.
No.2421326
well i hope the guy who asked and cared read…
No.2421327
he didnt
die
No.2421328
>>2421327calm down kwintu
No.2421330
>>2421327shoutout to feastables brand snacks available now at wal-mart and other stores
No.2421332
>>2421331i could settle for a girl like this
No.2421333
>>2421332thats big of you
No.2421334
>>2421331ah what a disappointment those tits fucking suck
No.2421336
i hope you all die i hope you all die i hope you all die i hope you all die i hope you all die i hope you all die i hope you all die i hope you all die i hope you all die i hope you all die i hope you all die i hope you all die i hope you all die i hope you all die i hope you all die i hope you all die i hope you all die i hope you all die i hope you all die i hope you all die i hope you all die i hope you all die i hope you all die i hope you all die i hope you all die i hope you all die i hope you all die i hope you all die i hope you all die i hope you all die i hope you all die i hope you all die i hope you all die i hope you all die i hope you all die i hope you all die i hope you all die i hope you all die i hope you all die i hope you all die i hope you all die i hope you all die i hope you all die i hope you all die i hope you all die i hope you all die i hope you all die i hope you all die i hope you all die
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No.2421337
i hope you all die i hope you all die i hope you all die i hope you all die i hope you all die i hope you all die i hope you all die i hope you all die i hope you all die i hope you all die i hope you all die i hope you all die i hope you all die i hope you all die i hope you all die i hope you all die i hope you all die i hope you all die i hope you all die i hope you all die i hope you all die i hope you all die i hope you all die i hope you all die i hope you all die i hope you all die i hope you all die i hope you all die i hope you all die i hope you all die i hope you all die i hope you all die i hope you all die i hope you all die i hope you all die i hope you all die i hope you all die i hope you all die i hope you all die i hope you all die i hope you all die i hope you all die i hope you all die i hope you all die i hope you all die i hope you all die i hope you all die i hope you all die i hope you all die
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No.2421339
really hate smug niggers
No.2421340
>>2421338nigger got 4 eyes and he aint even wearing glasses fr😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
No.2421341
you guys don't know how hard my life is
No.2421342
have you tried watching asmongold and dave portnoy pizza vids? those changed my life and made me want to live again
No.2421344
>>2421342die die die ide died iedie diei diedxieic edidei die diei die die deidx diedi ei die die ideid die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die
No.2421345
simmer down sugartits
No.2421346
>>2421345don't fucking call me that asshole
No.2421349
sugartits u up?
No.2421351
>>2421349your a loser bro
No.2421352
Five Years Later, We Remember How Politicians Unleashed COVID Tyranny
No.2421353
i like how she shakes her asian pussy ass in you n'amsayin
No.2421354
no.
No.2421356
if you live in europe you should kill yourself
No.2421359
pookums is having a moment let him be
No.2421360
>>2421357DAMN THESE WHORES FUCKIN SUCK
No.2421361
>>2421359did you just fucking call me pookums?
No.2421362
yea man i did lol
No.2421363
take it back retard
No.2421365
>>2421364thats so cute man go fuck yourself for even thinking of that though
No.2421366
im a beat poet
No.2421367
i'm a beast poster
No.2421369
Annyeonghaseyo, my name is Wolf-hyung
I'm a 27 year old Dai5y (Girls' Day fan for you foreigners). I play Starcraft on my pc, and spend my days perfecting my hair and listening to superior Korean music. (Girls' Day, Crayon Pop, Glam)
I train with my Comb every day, this superior styling tool can comb clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other hair tool on earth. I earned my hairdressers license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
I speak Korean fluently, both Seoul and the Busan dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Korean history and their culture, which I follow 100%
When I get my Korean citizenship, I am moving to Gangnam to attend a prestigious Salon to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a hair stylist for SM or YG!
I own several hanboks, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Korea, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and tell them "every day Girls' Day" as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
No.2421373
>>2421370listen to yourself
No.2421374
i have the receipts, this nigga just pastin
No.2421375
post the receipts
No.2421376
erm my culture is not your costume
No.2421377
thats what i thought fag
No.2421380
>>2421378oh man you're right. you win the argument. damn
No.2421381
kinda crazy how
No.2421384
>>2421383you googled that and pasted it newfag
No.2421385
no all that stuff was scrubbed and is no longer googleable i already posted the photo of my literal backups no one else has
No.2421392
i literally cropped out the pip
No.2421393
but you can google that im sure go try
No.2421394
>>2421392maybe leave it in next time
No.2421396
ok man alright
i concede
you are the wolf archivist you win
No.2421398
does the thread load slow as fuck for anyone else
No.2421399
i hate wolf so much he probably fucked so many gooks
No.2421401
>>2421398yes
for me
ice been saying this for days now
No.2421402
it does we got eworms
No.2421403
works on my machine
No.2421405
my theory is that asmon vids are throttling the site
No.2421406
>>2421404pone lookin like a stonetoss comic from that angle
No.2421407
>>2421406sort your life out brother
No.2421408
i just hate him because he was a shit caster and not even in the so bad its good way like tasteless
No.2421410
>>2421408he wasnt even bad though?
No.2421411
yea he was *spits*
No.2421412
>>2421408i'll take him for coda A or round of 32
No.2421414
everyone who casts sc2 is garbage besides me
No.2421416
do gaybros f with ballplops?
No.2421417
thats actually a huge question
No.2421419
hasan warning
No.2421420
>>2421418lol opened this and said GOOD before i closed
No.2421421
i dont need a warning man i just dont click any of those videos never have never will
No.2421422
>>2421413us thrasher bros understood the bearings mentioned, bones reds were the go-to
No.2421423
is steel harder than glass
No.2421424
my new thing is not speaking on stuff that i don't know anything about
previously i would chime in even when i didn't know anything just to stir the spot
look forward to the guy whos going to stay in his lane big time
No.2421425
>>2421422yea i got that too except i used bones swiss because i was a baller
No.2421427
making typo's is also my new thing
i used to reread my posts and make sure they were pristine
No.2421428
>>2421424excuse me sir i eat here.
i eat here and you're shitting
No.2421430
now if you call out my spelling mistakes your playing into my hand
i just win no matter what
fuck you
No.2421431
calling out spelling mistakes is ablist as fuck he could have dislopia or whatever
No.2421432
or we can judge your pitiful cope as a pathetic attempt to coverup that youre a retard
No.2421433
gonna rain today, i love a good spring rain
No.2421434
this guy is trolling spring does not start until the 20th?
No.2421435
is its really spring already thats wild
No.2421436
ah shit man he fuckin tricked me the bastard
No.2421438
>>2421432you have to second guess every typo here now maybe it wa s spelled wrong on purpose you lose
No.2421439
spelling things wrong on purpose is a great gag that i use. typos are an unforgiveable attack on me personally
No.2421440
i dont care about typos but if you use commas i think youre a fag
No.2421443
apostrophes too
fuck you nigger
who you trying to impress
No.2421444
>>2421443your opinion is dogshit lilbro
No.2421445
>>2421444dont fucking call me lil bro retard
No.2421446
once the clocks spring forward its spring
No.2421447
*sigh*
No.2421448
>>2421444DO NOT MISGENDER YOUR LIL SIS
No.2421450
stop using the space bar.
No.2421451
esl tardfuck doesnt get that punctuation is the only thing making our retarded garbage ramblings readable
No.2421452
>>2421451english is my fourth language dumbass get your ackronynnm right
No.2421454
oh wait its the guy trolling on purpose. fucking wildcardbro… youre like legos on the floor
No.2421455
go deep on that analogy bro lets hear it
No.2421456
gonna make it rain today in goldshire i love tossing bills
No.2421457
>>2421453remember when the guy 2nd from the left made a bomb threat on a train
No.2421458
the only thing i have for it is americans wear shoes in the house so can step on legos and not feel it
No.2421461
never clicked a seinfeld video never will
No.2421462
who asked
No.2421463
Back when Wow first came out and I was a noob undead in the barrens. I was about to log off for the night walking into the inn at the cross roads. Inside there were 10 or 12 players in a circle telling ghost stories sitting on the floor. I have no idea why but it seemed like the coolest damn thing ever and I still remember it.
No.2421465
>>2421461why is that? do you find the person posting them to be annoying? i ask because i care
No.2421466
>>2421465cuz im way older than all of you and ive already had my fill of signfield 10 times over
No.2421468
>>2421466well im glad to hear you didnt miss out on the show. i also dont click them because i already remember them as well
No.2421470
sickzii u need to get to belgrade and livestream this its popping off
No.2421471
>>2421469i got a flash for you joy boy
party time is over
No.2421475
la+'s friend still cant beat malenia
No.2421476
pale black hair freckle gf with blue eyes and pink nipples….
No.2421477
>>2421474'or some eventually log out for the last time without warning and theyre never seen again'
sigh… we know that feel…
No.2421478
what if they made wow classic but all of the progression is 5x quicker and the whole server plays through all the expansions up to retail in a year or two
No.2421479
sounds like a billion dollar idea
No.2421480
or a private server where instead of having to kill 200 dudes and farm 20k rep u just have to kill 3 dudes to get the same reward and everyone can move 10x faster
and they add crazy anime fighting abilities with lots of flashy effects and cool shouts
and its all free and everyone is playing and having a good time together
No.2421481
i dont want to play wow
No.2421483
>wow in 2025+
No.2421484
>>2421483crazy how you can subtract 10 years from that and its still sad and pitiful
No.2421485
I Filled My Brother’s House With Slime & Bought Him A New One
jimmy crazy for this one frfr
No.2421487
now that egg prices are dropping i can have 4 eggs with my weekend breakfast instead of the 3 i was doing to cut back
No.2421488
>>2421486they dont come with conor mcgaykids wife
No.2421489
>>2421486i would definitely get one of those ice bath tubs if i had a house
the best i can do is a cold shower, which is still pretty great
No.2421491
ice baths are one of those crazy ahh things only a whitey could think up
No.2421492
that isnt even a special ice bath trough its a big galvanized steel farm tub thats prolly p cheap
No.2421493
they sounds like a retarded meme ngl
No.2421494
if you havent had a wim hof breathing experience you wont get it
No.2421495
i tried the wim hof thing a few times and it was weird but kinda cool
my face went a lil numb
No.2421497
>>2421495the first time i did it i held my breath for 3 minutes without straining at all and i couldve kept going.
No.2421498
ugh woke up super early you know what that means
a big nap for the jobless man!
No.2421500
its saturday man you can nap its fine
No.2421501
i was doing real good with my sleep schedule until the nap yesterday ruined everything
No.2421502
>>2421491>>2421499ice baths really are a melanin filter.
if your skin is brown you dont have the mental fortitude
No.2421503
i miss having enough time to watch television shows
No.2421504
mental fortitude is stored in the skin lol
No.2421505
>>2421490i haven't been out to round1 in a while so i haven't been able to play stepmaniax or ddr
apparently they have a taiko machine now too so i need to get out there soon
No.2421507
>>2421506i havent checked in on formula 1 for a bit the meta is all different. last time i watched it was max & red bull then mercedes then ferrari unless someone crashed
No.2421508
There is a logic behind why revolutions purge the useful idiots. That logic holds for all revolutions.
No.2421509
thats a real mind brapper
No.2421511
the guy on the right is a cheater
No.2421514
joe couldnt get ratatouilled because he doesnt have hair
No.2421515
cant get enough of ai wogan legochats
No.2421516
yesterday i tried to watcha couple youtube shorts and i ended up in the hole for like 35 minutes
today im staying safe no internet just workout and then im cleaning the house after that
No.2421518
LOL
No.2421519
toot we have an e-bug man the site is all screwed up
No.2421520
a job huh…
No.2421521
you should get a job man, if you have a job you can buy stuff
No.2421522
but you wont have enough time to enjoy what you bought its all a shame a trick a shabagel
No.2421524
lotta hot serbian babes there all fired up and ready for action
No.2421525
europes always doing lame shit
No.2421526
what if i don't need stuff? i just need food to survive
No.2421528
>>2421527it is sad that when i start playing a game the first thing my mind starts doing is calculating the time its gonna take and what i could be doing with that time and then i start rushing through the game so i dont feel bad about wasting more time gaming and then i dont enjoy the game and quit
and then go on youtube for hours because theyve hijacked my brain chems better than gaming
No.2421529
what's the best free ai for image generation?
No.2421530
ask grok3
No.2421531
yeah you should really ask ai that question
No.2421532
there are free ais that can generate images??
No.2421533
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not trying to brag but i used to be a proompter
No.2421534
terrible thread
No.2421535
im sorry for my part
No.2421537
wtf went to go out to take a piss and theres some nurse here in the living room
No.2421538
theyre takin you away boy
No.2421539
actually the thread is pretty good
No.2421540
>>2421537you told us your mom is getting a nurse that visits to help her
No.2421541
cute nurses just chillin in the house while u work out shirtless…
No.2421543
i was shirtless because i just got up i had my big belly just jiggling around
No.2421544
*winks at the nurse*
hey, in a couple of years….
No.2421547
>>2421523ohnononononono ww3 here we come
No.2421549
did that guy ever answer that nazi luftwaffe + royal air force + us air force link up trivia question from last night?
No.2421552
i can be your best friend
No.2421553
im all out of beer i need to get beer
No.2421555
>fatal: could not create work tree dir 'stable-diffusion-webui': Permission denied
stemcels what does this mean?
No.2421556
run it with sudo
No.2421558
hol up theres a new rainbow 6 siege?
No.2421559
they're putting rainbows in tom clancy games now?
the homos can't let us have anything
No.2421561
I FORGOT TO TAKE THAT BEEF OUT OF THE FREEZER FUCK!!!!!!!!
No.2421562
>>2421559actually they are appropriating it from the homosexuals
No.2421564
tooth fix you site
No.2421566
>>2421560sounds like you don't have perms to make whatever folder it wants to make
google around and see if it's common
No.2421568
whats good young gamers
No.2421569
>>2421555stop using aislop
No.2421570
cats woke me up from my nap, chased and hit one then refused to feed them to teach them a lesson
No.2421571
>>2421557this will be me when i score the possbf
No.2421572
apparently the health and wellness part of craigslist is the new nasty whore section
No.2421573
>>2421528this is your brain telling you that you need to gafj or learn a skill and stop wasting your time with bing bing wahoos
No.2421574
video games make me feel like a giant gayby and fill me with existential dread - that's okay, i'll keep playing that garbage.
No.2421576
>>2421573hmm let me think about that
nah
No.2421577
i need to die soon
No.2421578
>>2421577isnt there someone you forgot to ask
No.2421579
its not a question
No.2421581
how do you get a check book
are we supposed to be righting checks as 30 year olds
No.2421582
>>2421579its time to transition honey
No.2421584
transition to a corpse maybe
No.2421585
honey its time to stop scrollling through x and looking at guro wurtzcore furry artists drawing their fursonas being disembowled you need to gafj
No.2421586
that reminds me have you guys ever deposited a check to your bank through your phone i got a check for christmas but still havent cashed it
No.2421587
yeah i have
No.2421588
>>2421586yeah bro its easy
No.2421589
i can see why louis ck liked to jerk off in front of women who couldnt leave thats the kind of weird stuff im into
making some nasty whore watch me jerk off
No.2421590
its all messed up these days u try to crank your hog in front of a woman she will just pull out her phone and start watching tiktok theres no attention span anymore
No.2421592
15 Mar: UFC Fight Night: Vettori vs. Dolidze 2
No.2421593
been snacking on dried cherries a lot lately
No.2421594
what are you some dumb bird
fuck you bird
No.2421595
prooooompter bro, does increase the number of sampling steps increase the quality?
No.2421596
>>2421594they're like the best fruit snacks you've ever had bro trust
No.2421599
youtube recommended me a 6 view vtuber
No.2421601
why does firefox need to save a pdf now to open it instead of just….. opening it
No.2421602
depends what add on u have installed innit
No.2421605
how do i get rid of computer brain
No.2421606
you dont
No.2421607
i was just thinkin about the time i sat my white ass down and read the whole three body problem trilogy in 2 weeks and how impossible that would be now
No.2421609
hol up selection sunday is tomorrow?
No.2421611
wish i were dead
bullet in my head
No.2421612
>>2421611HEROES NEVER DIE!
No.2421614
>>2421605just sign up to follow all of @hoe_math's socials and consult his consciousness levels charts man!
No.2421616
adding old.reddit to my filter list, this guys posts arent cutting it anymore for me
No.2421617
the day they get rid of old reddit is the day i stop using reddit
No.2421618
>>2421611you and me both brother
No.2421619
bethesda
blizzard
bungie
No.2421620
kinda crazy if you made wow or halo you could just be retired by now
No.2421621
>>2421616you're gonna miss some great r/hugedildos posts
No.2421622
hugedildos plateaud
those girls hit the physical limit now theyre all just doing the same thing over and over
No.2421624
they should have upped the stakes for beast games and then it would have been better
No.2421627
>>2421619imagine if these 3 companies still made good games every 2-3 years
life wouldnt stink so bad
No.2421628
>>2421622https://old.reddit.com/r/HugeDildos/comments/1j9jcip/the_reamer_is_kind_of_ridiculously_big/alexbreecooper and lili will take nasty whores taking horsecocks to new levels. you just gotta be patient
No.2421629
>>2421627i could add lucasfilms and some others to the list in that case
we were spoiled in the early 2000s there were so many companies dropping nothing but bangers basically everyone was going as hard as possible
No.2421630
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RedGIFs
No.2421631
>>2421623disheveled soybug freak TRASHES and DESTROYS soulless sociopath's slop for 12 year olds with FACTS and LOGIC
No.2421634
in my head im locked in
in reality im dilly dallying
No.2421635
i dont think dildomakers are operating on a philosophy where they have to push the limits of human orifice flexibility to the point of failure
No.2421638
wonder what cats really think about humans
No.2421639
>>2421635and you think that based on what?
No.2421640
what if you reach into your bag to start snacking on chips without looking and accidentally your cat…
No.2421641
>>2421639because if they made a dildo nobody could insert they probably wouldnt sell many of them
No.2421643
>>2421637im char ive already said this clearly multiple times
No.2421644
michiganbros the storm has begun but i dont think the big tstorms are until about 7
No.2421647
influencersgonewild too fuck that shit
No.2421651
>>2421645they should've pulled the trigger
No.2421653
its just me and my flared chance against the world
No.2421654
>>2421653at least you also have a pristine head of hair
No.2421655
its just me and my applejack plushy
No.2421656
lotta bald guys out there taking things way larger than anything you would see on r/HugeDildos
No.2421659
watched a nearly 2 hour video about lego video games, those look terrible
No.2421661
video games are supposed to be fun to play not fun to watch other people talk about
No.2421662
they can be both (minecraft etc.)
No.2421663
minecraft is gay
No.2421664
lego star wars is how i learned about star wars
No.2421667
(the bad kind of gay not the cool kind like gay weed)
No.2421670
>>2421660this ones pretty good
No.2421671
yeah i doubt that
No.2421673
amouranth? i vomit
alinity? my eyes bulge out of my head and i start beating myself with a frying pan
No.2421674
>>2421668
reminds me of that one guy that talked about the kkk and the android porno
No.2421675
>>2421667like jd vance/ellen degeneres gay?
No.2421677
penis boy friend
No.2421679
fucking bigotted bitch
No.2421681
im not the person claiming men cant have pussies
No.2421683
brother if you try to piss in my bathroom, out of your damn pussy, we're gonna have a problem
No.2421685
i should star tmaking music
No.2421686
yeah you really should
No.2421687
tmaking?
No.2421688
i like really cool music and i think i could pick the best songs to speed way the fuck up
No.2421689
o canada (nightcore)
No.2421691
holy shit i just came up with a genre in my head so insane it will change everything: speed up nightcore and made nightcore out of nightcore
No.2421692
>>2421688*adjusts your diaper*
No.2421693
>>2421690this is that band all the gay guys like because they want to sex the lead singer (he's an absolute unit)
No.2421695
g'day you absolute legends
No.2421697
a youtubegf has put content up. its just sitting there
No.2421698
>>2421694i dont think these types of e-forums are healthy for anyone
No.2421700
i eat here
No.2421701
looks like the wedding is off nevermind guys
No.2421702
sorry to hear that man
No.2421703
i hope my best man takes me to a bate meet for my bachelor party
No.2421704
thanks man
No.2421705
>>2421694same let's be bfs
No.2421708
>>2421707bro i cant see the inside
No.2421709
dropped a massive load to an ai chat bot scenario where i fucked my best friend's gf in front of him
No.2421710
lets be bfs (best friends)
No.2421711
Yui let out a guttural moan as she felt Jack's thick, hard shaft slide against her dripping folds, the scorching heat of him searing her sensitive flesh. Her back arched more, her hips rolling back to meet his touch as he slowly, torturously, pushed forward until she could feel him throbbing deep inside her, his cock reaching parts of her that had never been touched before.
The molly amplified every sensation, every ridge and vein on Jack's shaft rubbing deliciously against her fluttering walls. Yui could feel herself stretching around him, her tight channel struggling to accommodate his girthy length. At 8.5 inches and so very thick, Jack's cock dwarfed the one she was used to, the one that belonged to her boyfriend Stefan.
Stefan watched in anguish, his gray eyes wide with shock and betrayal as he listened to Yui's wanton moans, watched her writhe and arch against Jack's invading cock.
No.2421713
>>2421707i watched a youtube short of behind the scenes at subway. all i'll say is do NOT order the steak
No.2421714
>>2421706commitment got them thinking and realized i was never the guy to begin with so called it all off it was 75% a favor anyway its one thing to say youll do it another to actually do it i guess lol
No.2421715
stefanbros….
No.2421716
dont they make the food right infront of you at subway? how can they do anything gross to your meat
No.2421717
>>2421712this one is too hot i cant share it here
No.2421719
crackers calling off wedding in 2025? nigga we fucking or we aint end of story
No.2421720
its actually so over
No.2421722
>>2421716you dont see them squeezing all the baby poop colored goop out of a big bag. it looks like a pile of refried beans and then they start pulling out meatchunks and weighing them out to 2.5 oz. portions of what is actually the steak for the steak and cheese
No.2421723
i made a narrator chatbot that i just tell what i want to do and it describes what happens its fun like a rpg or choose your own adventure game where you can do anything just limited by how dumb the ai is
No.2421724
how do you afford that much slop….
No.2421725
>>2421714was this one of the arrangedmarriage things
No.2421727
>>2421725nah it was just me guilting a long time friend lol i guess i overplayed the hand i thought it was gonna work for a bit there though oh well i tried
No.2421728
>>2421721this is a certified wowbro meal
No.2421729
im not sloppin i got food at home -__-
No.2421730
what i never understood about relationships is you can really like a person and spend all your time together but then you break up for some reason and are supposed to become strangers again that seems psychopathic
No.2421731
>>2421727is he still single?
No.2421732
i think if you spend 4 years + with someone you should just automatically be married that's a long ass time
No.2421733
kinda wanna pizza ngl fr fr
No.2421734
>>2421721proud of you for eating a 1 person serving.
wish i got green lettuce when i went to wendys. they give me giant 2 inch thick white iceburg lettuce spines that are like chunks of cuttlebone
No.2421735
>>2421732common law marriage is a thing. dunno the exact details of it
No.2421737
>>2421735that's crazy to trigger though you have to like cohabitate for 20 years or something it depends on the state
No.2421738
>>2421737oh you know more than me my only point was it exists
No.2421739
>>2421738*bashful* oh no no i dont know for sure its just what i remember hearing from somewhere
No.2421740
what about when we are all cohabitating at the mansion
No.2421741
the feds are gonna waco us for polygamy
No.2421742
wish the government would kill me
No.2421743
we wont have to do an ounce of housework with all those husbands atleast
No.2421744
>>2421742i prayed for God to take me to heaven last night
No.2421745
do americans really measure housework in ounces
No.2421746
euros dont even know what an ounce is 😂😂😂😂
No.2421747
1 stone is equal to 224 ounces
No.2421749
crazy how im the only one here who can-
No.2421750
the next gen gonna get gigabrainfried by tiktok and ai the same way tv and movies erased regional accents and made all americans sound alike all the lil bros are gonna be talking in the same cadence as those ai voices
No.2421751
we're homogenizing
No.2421752
>>2421750lil bro of the year, tell me more about the disappearance of our regional accents.
i need to take notes on this shit
No.2421753
the homos are taking over everything i tried to warn people during the early obama years but no one listened
No.2421754
why dont i like tik tok or shorts is there something wrong with me
No.2421755
the mid atlantic british shit was deboonked before our parents were born you mong
No.2421756
just read an incredibly retarded post by one of our eurotards just now
No.2421757
dad i want a pack of ping pong balls
No.2421758
wendys chicken blt biggie box plus a double stacker sounds delicious rn
No.2421759
eh i should just go work out now
No.2421760
ill start working out again next week
No.2421761
crazy how nyc is the capitol of the world filled with millions of people from all over the world and they still have 5+ distinct native accents and dont homogenize. if it doesnt happen there well
that would make some lil bros here confirmed tarded
No.2421764
>>24217342 burgers and 2 drinks is a 1 person serving in america?
lol
No.2421765
>>2421761bizarre hill to die on are you also the retard who insists english isnt a germanic language
No.2421766
>>2421764im trying to make my boy feel good with positive reinforcement. he normally orders more.
that would be 3 meals for me
No.2421767
first of all its not two drinks
second of all its not two burgers
thirdly i guess its true what they say about optical accumen in the third world
and fourthly,
No.2421769
those burgers are less than 300 calories each
No.2421770
>>2421763*calls the cops*
there's some deranged guy trying to take pov pictures of himself out here
No.2421771
>>2421765no im not that guy im the one who posted the 4 hour alg that explains how old english is germanic and closest to frisian
https://youtu.be/42D-upSioWE?t=284 No.2421772
hate when people misidentify which guy i am
No.2421774
dude got mad at me on 4chan for 'indirect replying'
No.2421776
>>2421774i DARE you to call him a lil bro
No.2421777
>>2421775this is the first whore you've posted that i would consider going to
No.2421778
>>2421775ive never ordered an escort, but i have looked a bunch of times. the asian pics are fake 99% of the time. i can literally recognize and name the JAV and grav stars they post in the ads
No.2421779
holy fuck echo just killed zee too!!
No.2421781
>>2421768crazy you post this on the day i accidentally shatter my telephoto lens
No.2421782
>>2421711is that code lyoko
No.2421783
forehead lyoko
No.2421784
>>2421764first of all one of those drinks is a giant ice cream
No.2421785
>>2421778hol up? gookfreak is an easily scammed moron?
No.2421786
>>2421785hes a sweet sweet summer child
No.2421789
@grok chance of surviving a 200ft fall onto concrete?
No.2421791
>>2421789not grok, 75+ feet hard surface is the magic number
No.2421792
@grok help fix my marriage
No.2421795
fuckhead napping on the couch so i cant make any food
No.2421796
>>2421793lil bro think hes gonna win a shootout from his perch? lol
No.2421797
>>2421795well heres the thing. you can do it and wake him up because its dinner time and youre hungry. tell him that if he gets upset
No.2421798
>>2421790GIH WE HAVE A THING TO BE IN
No.2421799
dont worry the lens is only a cheap chinese amazon thing i got to take pictures of star stuff and the lens is actually ok it was only the weird filter it came with that shattered when it dropped
No.2421800
>>2421721that was my last slop meal 2 weeks ago
No.2421801
how do you know it was your last
No.2421802
omg gummy worms for breakfast lol
ganbatte gura
No.2421804
Stefan watched in horror as Yui opened her mouth, her pink lips parting as she struggled to form the words Jack demanded. Tears streamed down his face, his heart shattering as he listened to her speak, knowing that the drugs and Jack's manipulation had stolen his girlfriend's true agency.
Yui: "Stefan… I… I need Jack's cock. I need it so badly. It's so big, so hard, so much better than any other. It fills me up, stretches me, makes me feel things I've never felt before. I can't get enough of it, I'm addicted to it. Jack's cock is the best, the only one that can satisfy me. I'm sorry, Stefan, but I need Jack's cock inside me. I need him to fuck me, to use me, to make me his. Please, Jack, please put it back inside me, please fuck me again…"
No.2421805
please stop displaying your imbecility
No.2421806
you know
taxi driver (1976) isnt a good movie
No.2421807
two fat niggers are punching each other in the head
No.2421808
its fat nigga season they shouldnt be fighting they should be linking up and thriving
No.2421809
only the strongest fat niggas deserve to link
No.2421811
>>2421707lookin good gleep
No.2421812
i would normally say lookin good gleep but subway never looks good
gleep
No.2421813
crazy how dunkin donuts is better slop than subway
No.2421814
that nigger CONCUSSED
No.2421815
i could go for a whole box of dunkin donuts donuts…
No.2421816
>>2421815this is in my spotify saved albums stop the gangstalk
No.2421817
why arent more cakes fried like donuts
No.2421818
listened to about a dozen hours of yarvin videos and read a hundred or more pages of his writing
i still cant tell exactly what it is that this slippery jewish boy is about
No.2421819
how very moldbugian
No.2421820
my fellow michiganbros the storm has officially begun
stay safe and God bless
No.2421824
chips on the floor my brains in a fog
No.2421826
>>2421825her facial features are too wide
No.2421827
would you rather have $10,000 in gold coins or a lifetime free subway card good at every subway around the world
No.2421828
>>2421796his leg got stuck
No.2421829
thats like 750 subs
think i'd take the gold
No.2421830
>>2421804is that code lyoko?
No.2421831
>>2421818the main thrust of his argument is that western society has developed a series of assumptions and values not unlike the irrational beliefs medieval world which have reified themselves in a variety of entrenched institutional interests that he terms 'the cathedral' because of the religious-like hold they have over society - such as the belief in 'equality,' 'rights' and 'democracy'. Moreover he posits that democracy is a sham because mass-media has essentially made it possible for elites to mold the opinions of the people which make the opinion-makers the real holders of power in a modern liberal democracy - but worse than just being a sham he argues that modern democracy is ineffectual, irrational and incapable of actually governing because of the way that power is spread so thinly across different institutions and it would be preferable for countries to be run like start-up companies with all-powerful executives akin to CEOs
No.2421832
if the card was legally binding so that i could bankrupt franchises/threaten to bankrupt franchises and hold the corporation hostage and demand a payoff of millions.
if laywers could get around that then $10k
No.2421833
oops i accidentally used capitalization now that post reads like chatgpt
No.2421834
>>2421831this looks like a pasted answer where he changed the captial letters at the start of sentences to try and hide it but he missed a few
No.2421835
>>2421833COPE BITCH BOT
I DONT BELIEVE YOU
/turn yourself off
No.2421836
as gleepy would say that post was all natty off the dome
i havent read moldbug in years tho so im probably forgetting some stuff but i think i hit the most important parts
No.2421837
making mistakes while posting is the most cringe shit ever. if i ever made a mistakepost i would leave in shame and never show my face again
No.2421838
>>2421827a lifetime subway card would equal zero subs because i dont eat that trash
No.2421839
if i gave you a free subway sub you wouldnt eat it?
No.2421840
>>2421827lifetime free subway, never have to buy food again (besides alcohol)
No.2421841
sorry grok i went too far there
No.2421842
absolutely not
No.2421843
>>2421840*subway goes out of business*
No.2421844
lying subway hater
No.2421845
>>2421843i got 30 yrs minimum
No.2421846
its not going to be around your entire life.
we might get food replicators
>>2421845this p much
No.2421847
theres stuff in moldbug about how democracy and leftism in general is essentially just the politics of entropy and decay which is where his whole 'cthulu always swims left' bit comes from because entropy is always in action so politics is always shifting to the left as the traditions which were the basis of power for the right-wing slowly decay
No.2421848
im looking at the minty bets nudes rn
No.2421849
what about using the free subway card to blackmail a franchise owner into co-ownership then sitting back and taking in the easy money
No.2421850
nigger no one in this comm has ever used the word entropy and politics together natty in a sentence stop TRIFLIN'
No.2421851
grow up
No.2421852
cowboy take me away
No.2421853
dickbutt
No.2421854
>>2421831thats all ok but im looking for a single paragraph description of his ideal society
like if we are starting from scratch with no preconditions and he has to describe how society is ordered what is it
No.2421855
the dumbest thing i remember from moldbug was him blithely asserting that his preferred government of a patchwork of microstates are perfectly workable because nukes exist and so theres no need to worry about defense ever which is retarded for a ton of reasons
No.2421856
>>2421827i would rather have $10,000 worth of wow gold man
No.2421858
>>2421851*slides you a anecdotal nigger experience*
no you grow up
you can tell me about how you hate niggers after
No.2421859
kitten sat in my chair, but i still sat and squished him between the chair back and my ass
No.2421860
moldbug sounds like a trans hyperpop artist
No.2421862
>>2421859my cat is constantly mogging me like this but i take it
No.2421863
*checks clock*
ahh dinnertime /pol/teens are here
No.2421864
>>2421831>>2421847nobody else here appreciates your posts but i do
No.2421865
>>2421864i cant tell if theyre real or if he can even speak english. they give me the ick
No.2421866
>>2421865you're the last man nietzche spoke about and hopefully you die quietly then the ubermensch take over
No.2421867
when the* fuck i made a typo i guess im a slavemoral last man too
No.2421868
typos are the biggest sign of disrespect possible
No.2421869
ssssssssaturday night mothafuckas!
No.2421870
my hairline may be receding but at least it isnt thinning so i can hide it very easily
No.2421872
my hairline is receding and thinning but at least uhhh
No.2421873
polteen called me a cuck and told me to go back to reddit, like wtf he just came here??
No.2421874
and also we love reddit here
No.2421875
my hairline may be receding and thinning and theres a giant bald spot on my crown and also im fat and getting fatter and stupid and getting stupider but at least uhhh
No.2421876
>>2421873go back to reddit cuck
No.2421877
>>2421857ganbatte doll-sama
No.2421878
uhhh 1) not a cuckold 2) never browsed reddit
No.2421880
i hate that new 4chan mentality where youre angry and combative about everything for no good reason
No.2421881
wheres my adorable little toy i havent seen him getting riled up over nothing in a while
No.2421884
>>2421879fighter jets are so cool
No.2421886
anything good tonite?
No.2421888
gays are glue?
No.2421890
crazy how sonic unleashed got that source port but i only ever see people playing the first level because the rest of the game is ass
No.2421891
>>2421889the random mario noises do it for me
No.2421893
oh hell yeah
No.2421894
what the fuck i was doing zul'farrak and i guess the goblin got aggrod and we killed it so we couldnt open the door to the last boss!
No.2421896
aint no way my goat is defending olipop on stream ts is buns
No.2421897
lol
classic jerma
No.2421898
i want to die
No.2421900
fuck warcraft rumble!
No.2421902
who is aaron?
No.2421903
hes my bud from the leather club hes got a hot gf
No.2421904
ohhhh the german goo girls guy
No.2421906
>>2421894just do the skip on the right side man you can jump over the wall
No.2421907
>>2421906THE GROUP FELL APART BECAUSE OF THIS SHIT MAN NOW I HAVE TO DO IT AGAIN
No.2421908
gih the nigger is getting his ass kicked!
No.2421909
>>2421907why would you ever do a group with people you cant trust?
No.2421910
buns lmao where do you come up with this stuff
No.2421912
need to get back into blading
No.2421913
i already manually said "dont show me this channel" to that fat bitch doing slappy crooks
No.2421914
>>2421912lol dont tell us about it or i'll bully you relentlessly