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 No.2417698[Last 50 Posts]

fentanyl

 No.2417701

so a yn is a young nigger right? thats what it stands for?

 No.2417702

femtanyl*

 No.2417703

thats the literal meaning of yn yes
but these days theres a bunch of hispanic and even white yns out there it basically just means someone young who is up to no good

 No.2417704

>>2417702
lmfaomao my kekfriend

 No.2417706

shadilay to that

 No.2417707

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 No.2417708

>>2417670
>>2417671
this healed my autism

 No.2417709

File: 1741747894083.jpg (268.35 KB, 1079x1130, Glj8u7RXgAA3kB2.jpg)


 No.2417710

File: 1741747932053.jpg (515.89 KB, 1440x1800, 448998084_2007291543007180….jpg)

its tuesday night
and you know what we do on tuesday night

 No.2417711

important video for our meatheads

 No.2417712

i dont have body dysmorphia i lift so i can be strong enough to do stuff without help

 No.2417713

i lift so i can eat chips every night and not be fat

 No.2417714

im a bodybuilder

 No.2417715


 No.2417717

my autism is cured after that vid it worked as advertised

 No.2417718

that video should be like 56 minutes longer 8 minutes is too short

 No.2417719

just merged into a dimension where we got yns

 No.2417720

yns causing a ruckus

 No.2417722

need an 8 minute pallet cleanser from thinking about getting home invaded and killed by 8 yns

 No.2417723

wish i was a bear (the animal not the gay dude)

 No.2417724

>>2417710
thats it
this is the year of kgf

 No.2417725

you just want to sleep for 150 days lol

 No.2417726

im getting that urge to buy gin again but i never like it lol

 No.2417727

gins nice with ice

 No.2417728

wish i was a bear (gay dude not the animal)

 No.2417730

whoa those pokemon movie mew cards are going for like sixty bucks sealed i have like a stack of those

 No.2417731

youre rich

 No.2417732

File: 1741749654812.png (Spoiler Image, 878.44 KB, 700x933, Giq3fSObYAUeSTd2.png)


 No.2417733

is it worth it to get into eating organ meat
seems cheap and nutritious

 No.2417734

i heard its easy to eat too much organ meat

 No.2417735


 No.2417736

>>2417735
tariffs NOW

 No.2417737

k-break

 No.2417738


 No.2417739

File: 1741750541021.jpg (200.51 KB, 1920x1080, 1739877314400694.jpg)

>>2417730
the ancient mew ones?

 No.2417740

>>2417733
short answer: no

 No.2417741

>>2417730
1 have one that's peeling

 No.2417742

>>2417739
yeah
the ticket guy would just keep giving them to you if you asked

 No.2417743

brb washing the car

 No.2417744

File: 1741750726095.jpg (15.59 KB, 503x454, watame mind blown.jpg)

>>2417742
i thought you had to get them through a special magazine, that's how my friend got his. at the theater they did give you special pokemon cards, but i don't recall ancient mew being one of them.

 No.2417745

do they let you buy donor organs to eat them

 No.2417746

mom threw all my pokeman cards when i was a kid crazy how you guys still have old knick knacks like that mom would just trash my stuff on a whim sometimes

 No.2417747

remember when they pushed biden out in that debate against trump and he sounded like he was on deaths door

 No.2417748

whats crazy is he still coulda won

 No.2417749

i think he would have done better than kamala for sure

 No.2417750

dads the one who would throw my stuff out

 No.2417751

its up

 No.2417752

File: 1741750982662.png (9.25 KB, 340x308, 1740453283585157.png)

>>2417751
your days are numbered

 No.2417753

>>2417751
*stabs you in the eyeball and twists the knife around*

 No.2417754

>>2417746
your mom was abusive man it happens

 No.2417755

>>2417752
real glegeposter here
i love asmon

 No.2417756

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 No.2417757

>>2417754>>2417756

>>2417753
>>2417752
>>2417755

 No.2417758

>>2417744
you could also get some epic yugioh cards for the yugi movie

 No.2417759

File: 1741751317107.jpg (164.75 KB, 1013x685, 1741748928183871.jpg)

what u got

 No.2417760

they left a piece of tooth in my mouth after the teeth extraction and now its coming out through the side

 No.2417761

what if gleepy really liked asmongold and was just baiting to get you to keep posting him

 No.2417762

>>2417758
the special system movie?

 No.2417763

>>2417760
are you gonna sue them and settle out of court

 No.2417764

had a toilet emergency i sat down to pee and felt water on my ass and shot up and panic flushed
big mistake
the water had pooled up to the top and when i flushed it all overflowed and made a mess thankfully there wasnt a bunch of shit it was mostly clear water but i had to daub it up with paper towels then i sifted the water from the pot to the sink with my water glass it was a real ordeal the toilet is still busted i didnt fix it idk what im gonna do

 No.2417765

>>2417759
mix between roman and mongolian which makes sense

 No.2417766

>>2417762
i'm not sure if it's that one

 No.2417767

the time change has me all fucked up

 No.2417768

Trump says he will label violence on Tesla dealerships as domestic terrorism

 No.2417769

feeling weird

 No.2417770

!keto

 No.2417771

dads got this weird autism trait where he has to press all the shampoos and conditioners on the shower window sill into the corner

 No.2417772

a little old to still be showering with dad…

 No.2417773

>>2417764
what a nightmare

 No.2417774

File: 1741752724884.jpg (41.89 KB, 441x501, 429190c5a9ec630da237e8b1f9….jpg)

>i sat down to pee

 No.2417775

their foot shall slide

 No.2417776


 No.2417777

whats wrong with a lady sitting down to pee???

 No.2417778

File: 1741753317316.png (76.96 KB, 474x645, ClipboardImage.png)

>>2417758
i got the pikachu and the electabuzz but that's it.

 No.2417779

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>>2417759
i'm greek?

 No.2417780

>>2417778
look at that little fat yellow fuck

 No.2417781

gotta say whoever designed these headphones to have a 3 foot minicord that then plugs into the real cord was a real fuckin retarded nigger

 No.2417782

that was me dude

 No.2417783


 No.2417784

i wish i was that table iynwis

 No.2417785

whys that gooky pool table not have any holes for the balls

 No.2417786

Carom billiards, also called French billiards and sometimes carambole billiards, is the overarching title of a family of cue sports generally played on cloth-covered, pocketless billiard tables

 No.2417787

catamite

 No.2417788

the almighty in all his wisdom has elected some for eternal salvation and the rest to reprobation

 No.2417789

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 No.2417790

good night

 No.2417791

File: 1741756951008.jpg (231.28 KB, 1642x2048, FxolvcxacAAqXfe.jpg)

yay i fucked up!

 No.2417792

>>2417791
oh no what did you do…

 No.2417793

i ruined my life im gonna reroll

 No.2417794

we can still get it together

 No.2417795

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 No.2417796

the gooks have multiple channels that just play that pool with no pockets shit at night theyre big into it for some reason

 No.2417797

File: 1741758401292.jpeg (547.27 KB, 1080x1350, fa2jj46dibne1.jpeg)

lmao

 No.2417798

File: 1741758471404.jpg (122.92 KB, 956x1080, 1546815397638.jpg)


 No.2417799

apparently you can make a ton of money reselling used clothing online if you list 10-20 a day thats a 100k a year

 No.2417800

>>2417799
ok where do i find used clothing

 No.2417801

flea markets
thrift stores
something called a rag house

 No.2417802

a rag house sounds dickensian as hell

 No.2417803

my dickersonian mind is not ready to live in a world with rag houses

 No.2417804

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 No.2417805

zoomette forms ive noticed in the last year
lip puckering soft spoken girl that talks like dakota johnson
big mouth bro-girl literally huge mouth always talks like you and i do not like a girl
fake voiced throattalker like emiru
emotive princess usually has big eyes but not necessary always be making pixar/anime emotes and stressing words like theyre underlining in their journal like GENUINELY you know the ones

thats all off the top of my head

 No.2417806

who is dakota johnson

 No.2417807

File: 1741759430688.jpg (1.02 MB, 2272x1704, DickinsoniaCostata.jpg)

the dickinsonian mind

 No.2417808

the girl from madam web is dakota johnson she has a real chill way of talking like shes always on zoloft

 No.2417809

also a slight lisp

 No.2417810

https://x.com/dutifuldolly/status/1894092559586087305

lets just say we have a type with zoomfoids

 No.2417811

Hmm…this page doesn’t exist. Try searching for something else.

 No.2417812


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 No.2417814

ive really let things get bad this month

 No.2417815

toilet nightmare worsens i go back and its leaking out of the pot once again i once again siphon toilet water from the bowl into my sink by hand using a drinking glass and this time turn the water off at the bottom by turning that little valve yet still i can see the toilet water going back up

im so fucked

 No.2417816

just dumped 6 pints worth of toilet water into my shower im testing to see if once the water in the back tanks empties itll stop if it doesnt wew lad

 No.2417817

that sounds like a blocked pipe man

 No.2417818

pee in the sink man

 No.2417819

is a blocked pipe something i can fix or do i have to get my dad to call roto rooter

 No.2417820

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 No.2417821

>>2417816
you better wash your hands man

 No.2417822

hmm yea i guess ill dump this toilet shit water into the shower that i use to get clean

 No.2417823

washed my hands tons but they still smell like rain water

 No.2417824

the water isnt shitty its clear from the tank

 No.2417825

if its a simple toilet clog they have special toilet snakes that you use that won't damage and scratch up the toilet porcelain. if that doesnt work you can remove the toilet and rent one of those heavy duty motorized snakes and run it through your pipes
if your on the lower floor of a building with a catch basin theres a chance thats clogged and then you have no choice but to call a guy to jet and vacuum out all the fat and tampons for a thousand dollars

 No.2417826

not many people know that a keyboard is filthier than a toilet
there are more bacteria on your keyboard than on a toilet

 No.2417827

thats one of those retarded reddit facts that ignore that shit bacteria are way grosser than finger bacteria unless youre a freak that never washes your hands

 No.2417828

>>2417826
theres no way this is true i always wash my hands before i sit down at my computer

 No.2417829

toilet update?

 No.2417830

They found that keyboards can have high levels of bacteria on them and that shared keyboards tend to have more bacteria than those used by only one person. Even more disturbing, research by University of Arizona researchers also found that the average desktop has 400 times more bacteria than the average toilet seat.

 No.2417831

good news and bad news good news the bowl stopped filling once the tank emptied bad news it started leaking over my dads ceiling and dripping on the floor like a lot could that have been from just the toilet overflow? i said it was alot more water than that it must be a broken pipe but now im not sure

 No.2417832

god i hate this fucking piece of shit house man

 No.2417833

you gotta wake dad up and let it be a dad problem

 No.2417834

you would hear it spraying a lot if a pipe was broken and it wasnt just a leak somewhere

 No.2417835

he already woke up and called me i managed to not get yelled at though because i blamed a pipe but honestly it coulda just been leakage from the pot that went underneath the toiletbowl and onto the roof but shouldnt there be waterproof stuff that prevents that?

 No.2417836

it takes a dickload of water to leak through a floor

 No.2417837

so lets say it is some kind of pipe leak how would that lead to my bowl filling up and overflowing

 No.2417838

you can, you know, like… maybe call someone who deals with that shit?

 No.2417839

its a busted pipe not a fuckin ghost man whos he gonna call

 No.2417840

well its my dads problem now man

 No.2417841

a fucking plumber maybe?
he needs to find the source of the leaking

 No.2417842

its definitely behind the wall theyre gonna have to knock a wall out

 No.2417843

i knew you guys are socially retarded low iq monkeys but damn this shit is next level

 No.2417844

no wonder you cant get a job

 No.2417845

cmon man

 No.2417846

listen this isnt my house and anyway no plumber works at 3am

 No.2417847

whos house is it?

 No.2417848

my dads house ofc

 No.2417849

good they will start working in 2 hours, you can call then

 No.2417850

its your familys house, deal with this shit.
help your dad for once retard

 No.2417851

ahem i think you mean my dad can call then

 No.2417852

is there a lot of water seeping through the ceiling?

drill a small hole in the ceiling where the water is seeping through to drain whatever might be pooled there and see if its an active leak or just built up from your toilet overflowing

 No.2417853

>>2417852
dont do that.
just call a plumber man

 No.2417854

>>2417852
ill file this away in my memory bank but my dad just put a bucket on the floor and went back to sleep i cant go in there knock knock and say im gonna drill a hole in ur room pops

 No.2417855

just in case the floor is soaked through dont go into the bathroom anymore or your fatass might fall through the ceiling

 No.2417856

can that really happen?

 No.2417857

hey dad wait a minute i need to go back to my room to give some random people a toilet update
be right back
bro…

 No.2417858

we're not random people we're a comm and we're in this together

 No.2417859

youre random to me

 No.2417860


 No.2417861

just did some calculations i tumped atleast 8 gallons worth of toilet water into the sink would that be enough to soak through the floor?

 No.2417862

only girls and yuppies call plumbers

 No.2417863

and only poorfags dont

 No.2417864

i dont call plumbers

 No.2417865

never called a plumber myself

 No.2417866

plumb her i hardly knew her hahaha

 No.2417867

im just thinking about when the plumber eventually says there isnt a leak and my dad knows it was just from my toilet overflowing

 No.2417868

File: 1741764221787.jpg (7.15 KB, 311x107, Untitled.jpg)

dad can fix the toilet

i need to save azeroth

 No.2417869

they say you should budget around 3% of the value of your house for repairs every year in addition to the cost of regular maintenance so you really gotta learn to fix these kinds of things yourself or you will be throwing away money your whole life

 No.2417870

some of you faggots are so fucking stupid you deserve to be ground into animal feed

 No.2417871

>>2417870
simmer down sweetypie

 No.2417872

well im smart enough to see the genius in everyone

 No.2417873

>>2417836
no it doesn't all it takes is a little crack or gap in the caulking

 No.2417874

you got a little crack or gap in your cock man?

 No.2417875

is yours crackless and gapless

 No.2417876

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 No.2417877

pookums is having a melty…

 No.2417878

okay update its definitely a leaky pipe somewhere my toilet hasnt overflowed and dad complained its still dripping that cant be just from my gallons of toilet water its been like an hour

 No.2417879

dad here, im going to kick this neet motherfucker out of my house

 No.2417880

i'll be honest man if i was your dad and you woke me up in the middle of the night balding at 40 years old because you flooded the toilet and started a leak i would probably just shoot you in the face and then shoot myself

 No.2417881

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 No.2417882

you guys still live with your parents?
big yikes

 No.2417883

>>2417882
+1
we sell our assholes to faggots so they can eat shit out of them for rent money here

 No.2417884

get a job
pay the rent

 No.2417885

>>2417882
im 34 years old im still young

 No.2417886

>>2417880
man i wonder why you havent been able to find a wife to start a family with

 No.2417887

File: 1741765291093.jpg (142.43 KB, 900x900, miku123.jpg)

>>2417885
that's not young man…

 No.2417888

next week
i'll be 35

 No.2417889

34 is the new 18 iykyk

 No.2417890


 No.2417891

worst part of working out is having to eat cause in order to eat you have to cook and if you cook then you have to clean up and doing the dishes is the worst

 No.2417892

dishwasher

 No.2417893

they sell disposable oven pans at the grocery store man!!

 No.2417894

what if you could just buy a big aunt jemima nigger mammy to do all that shit for you

 No.2417895

wtf theres over six million used mens clothing items for sale on ebay in the us
who is buying all these used clothes on ebay

 No.2417896

me nigga

 No.2417897

you're telling me i could be getting rich quick of of my used men's clothes?

 No.2417898

thank you drunk me for refilling the water jug and ice cube trays

 No.2417899

bitch i look like elsa

 No.2417900

>>2417891
thats why men would get wives cuz they handle that junk

 No.2417901

cant believe that guy just spammed nigger and got away with it

 No.2417902

people been getting away with a lot of shit lately

 No.2417903

>>2417779
id go hog wild on this cartoon

 No.2417904

>>2417903
erm shes a sheep

 No.2417905

File: 1741767039123.jpg (396.15 KB, 1440x1799, 454614655_908872631270350_….jpg)

you cant understand a gookers mind

 No.2417906

i can and i will

 No.2417907

okay good news and bad news again good news the dripping stopped over my dads ceiling bad news he now knows it was just from the overflow and not a pipe he luckily was too tired to get mad at me and i did a decent enough job deflecting but shit

 No.2417908

fuck if id noticed sooner this all coulda been avoided but honestly as long as i didnt get yelled at im fine

 No.2417909

why was it over flowing though this mystery isnt quite over yet

 No.2417910

now that i dont know someone earlier said that could be caused by a blocked pipe

 No.2417911

from all the wowshit you've been spamming for the last couple of months, i wouldn't be surprised lol

 No.2417912

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 No.2417913

hate my dumb ass stepdaughter
bitch cant even read and probably never will

 No.2417914

feel bad for tin still not able to get that beard connection between his beard and mustache it looks so bad

 No.2417915

its the fuckin microplastics in everything

 No.2417916

Elden…
Ring…

 No.2417917

caught up on the thread, my main takeaway is that lil bro is a literal zoomtard and knows nothing about plumbing or common sense.
what a fucking retard amirite?

 No.2417918

what else did you expect from a wowshitter?

 No.2417919

must be the same lil bro who gets the bathroom floor wet and doesnt understand why thats bad. he really is a fucking dumbass retardbitch

 No.2417920

you caught up on the thread? just skip man

 No.2417921

classic american

 No.2417922

today is the aztec new year how are we celebrating

 No.2417923

by playing elden ring

 No.2417924

stop calling me lil bro

 No.2417925

im going to sacrifice you to quetzalcoatl

 No.2417926

did you have to look up how to spell that be honest

 No.2417927

google autofilled it on my phone:)

 No.2417928

my scroll wheel is starting to act a lil sus

 No.2417929

i know how to spell it because bixby gets me feelin' sad

 No.2417930

um please dont roast me for having a broken toilet this could literally happen to anybody

 No.2417931

>>2417930
i'm not mad at you i'm just disappointed

 No.2417932

god my muscles are so fucking huge and glistening

 No.2417933

well im not a plumber man i dont know why youd think i was

 No.2417934

>>2417932
get your retarded step daughter to oil you up man!

 No.2417935

CALL THE PLUMBER

 No.2417936

CALL SUPER MARIO

 No.2417937

my dad is handling it

 No.2417938

i could beat the shit out of your dad im huge

 No.2417939

hes gonna call a guy he knows to poke around and tell him what to do next

 No.2417940

stop it this has to be a bit. no one is that dumb youd have to have the brain of a 5 year old

 No.2417941

hate when people think im lying because me and my dad both do retarded shit

 No.2417942

what would you do

 No.2417943

>>2417941
dont bring your dad into this retard

 No.2417944

me? if i had a guy i could call id do that like my dad did if i didnt id just call a plumber

 No.2417945

im too afraid to speak on the phone id just like email him

 No.2417946

if you dont know what youre doing a good system is to turn off the water until someone who does know gets there

 No.2417947

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 No.2417948

how do i turn off the water

 No.2417949

lilbro probably doesnt even know he can turn off the water

 No.2417950

iiim the gook in the box

 No.2417951

stop with that fucking lil bro shit im tired of it

 No.2417952

oh no no no

 No.2417953

the drip stopped it was from my broken toilet

 No.2417954

why are americans so retarded?

 No.2417955

hey i handled this pretty well actually

 No.2417956

as well as a baby manchild could possibly handle it

 No.2417957

calling your dad isnt handling it well
he handled it well by not punching you in the neck

 No.2417958

if it wasnt for you man the whole broom woulda flooded and the floor woulda gotten soaked through you did good reward yourself with some time saving azeroth

 No.2417959

>>2417948
the first place you can do it is under or behind the toilet. there will be a pipe with a knob you can turn

 No.2417960

okay i didnt call him he called me cuz there was water leaking from the ceiling i thought you caught up in the thread and read that already man

 No.2417961

>>2417958
actually yeah this coulda been alot worse if i didnt siphon the water from the bowl

 No.2417962

>>2417960
so you did nothing

 No.2417963

>>2417962
i stopped the overflowing toilet which was the main culprit

 No.2417964

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 No.2417965

you shitting up this board and your toilet was the problem

 No.2417966

im stressed out enough from this and this guy coming later im going to have to delay my nap for i dont need to be harshed by the comm too

 No.2417967

get a job

 No.2417968

you will be branded with LILBRO on your forehead at the mansion

 No.2417969

this man hand scooped toilet water to save the day and youre gonna harsh him wth

 No.2417970

thanks man i feel better hearing you say that

 No.2417971

i'm black

 No.2417972

nigger

 No.2417973

>>2417969
>>2417970
i did a lot of skipping i didnt read him fighting the toilet.
what i read was its leaking i dont know what to do im just gonna call dad ahhhhhhh

 No.2417974

well, thank holoshitter, asmonshitter and gookshitter for spamming this board
i just skip since most of the posts are spam

 No.2417975

i thought he was just letting the problem freeleak and was doing nothing to stop it was why i was so mean

 No.2417976

*calls super mario*

 No.2417977

i accept ur apology damn those spammers

 No.2417978

File: 1741774034989.jpg (79.43 KB, 684x1024, 1621459263786.jpg)

theres no such thing as gookspam if you think about it

 No.2417979

File: 1741774176580.jpg (62.88 KB, 680x561, 1741771407736047.jpg)


 No.2417980

dumb bitch spends 27min when you literally just heed eyes

 No.2417981

im gonna be famous

 No.2417982

dont do a school shooting incel

 No.2417983

shit like that is why we need to repopularize beating women lol

 No.2417984

dont call me an incel

 No.2417985

i started losing weight, but now i'm craving wafers

 No.2417986

then have some fucking sex bitch

 No.2417987

i already sent your mom home

 No.2417988

sex is sooooooo overrated

 No.2417989

+1 i just want a lifelong companion

 No.2417990


 No.2417991

gonna drop a wet shit i can feel it
i hate these wet shits thats burn on the way out man

 No.2417992

female lifelong companion man
i'm not gay

 No.2417993

File: 1741775354509.webm (167.18 KB, 640x360, 1741769294174878.webm)


 No.2417994

have you tried being gay? maybe you'd like it

 No.2417995

imagine fucking a smelly shit filled butt and then thinking because you fuck stinky shit filled butts and impotently depositing your baby making semen into an infertile butthole where shit comes out of that you should be allowed to adopt kids with your sexually deviant partner lol

 No.2417996

File: 1741776867908.png (609.97 KB, 640x441, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.2417997

so final update before my dad called the guy he had me turn the toilet water on and plunge it and see if it flushes and it did

this was all so preventable if id just gone to the bathroom earlier and seen it filling up so yeah it leaked from the ceiling just from what spilled over the top of my bowl and thru the crack between the commode and the floor yikes ahoy atleast he did not yell at me

so hes gonna hold off on the plumber and just leave it like that for a bit and get a ceiling guy later

 No.2417998

only god can judge me

 No.2417999

its crazy to think there were a bunch of people watching mr. beast before we decided to

 No.2418000

>we
only you're watching mr beast
only you're watching asmon

 No.2418001

got alg'd a helpful video for us

 No.2418002

that does not look like a helpful video…

 No.2418003

it actually high key is im finishing it now

 No.2418004

>i'm very handsome
closed
i don't need people like that in my life

 No.2418005

i just finished two huge cordon bleu with a bunch of fries
i also bought wasabi peanuts

 No.2418006

fat

 No.2418007

ham is so mid it could be bacon or something better but it isnt

 No.2418008

turkey is pretty good meat

 No.2418009

i could go for some wasabi peas rn

 No.2418010

File: 1741780706276.jpg (190.06 KB, 992x992, 1635157225631.jpg)


 No.2418011

that is a body type

 No.2418012

us slavs are so based

 No.2418013

saw a clip of japanese local news covering a small vtuber event and im cringing badly rn

 No.2418014

is it better to stream with an avatar or no webcam at all, just the gameplay?

 No.2418015

just turn on the webcam sickzii

 No.2418016

put the pussy in a sarcophagus

 No.2418017


 No.2418018

theyre /here/ we just posted about this yesterday

 No.2418019

maybe we should create a separate board here for holoshitters and normal people

 No.2418020

and one board will get free feastables and the other wont

 No.2418021

>>2417978
this is one of the most iconic gook images of all time aura on ten million billion

 No.2418022

ram ranch?

 No.2418023

lil bro sits down to take a piss lol

 No.2418024

gonna keep it a buck id rather piss in the sink than sit down like a woman to piss

 No.2418025

reminder that Silent Hill transmission will happen tomorrow, and they will show us the news about Silent Hill f

 No.2418026

i hated silent hill 2 so much

 No.2418027

File: 1741784869555.png (62.62 KB, 417x211, ClipboardImage.png)

hoo boy

 No.2418028

>>2418026
it was a great game man, stop yapping.
og was better, but the remake was good

 No.2418029

>>2418028
what if you're the one yapping about how good it is?

 No.2418030

its up

 No.2418031

ugh day old pizza

 No.2418032

>>2418025
wait the higurashi/umineko guy is the writer

 No.2418033

lil bro really linked a 12 hour old vid

 No.2418034

holy shit an actual one bite review

 No.2418035

>>2418029
you're the one who mentioned sh2.

 No.2418036

>>2417979
chikorita is cool one of the cooler pokemon designs
the gen 2 first picks are insane and then it starts going downhill

 No.2418037

File: 1741785206227.png (16.82 KB, 430x207, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.2418038

>>2418034
everyone knows the rules

 No.2418039

>>2418032
yeah its going to be a kino casino

 No.2418040

COME ON BTC START PUMPING

 No.2418041

i heard them blackrock niggas buying up the bitcoins. you guys are cooked

 No.2418042

i had a tinnitus attack last night that lasted like 3 hours. it's so over for me

 No.2418043

how do i make a bootable iso

 No.2418044

>>2418043
ask grok man its based 😹

 No.2418045


 No.2418046

>>2417993
cringe

 No.2418047

>>2418045
i think you and retards on that page dont know the difference between published and leaked

 No.2418048

>>2417907
divorced/separated dad bro?

 No.2418049

>>2418047
*leaks piss into your mouth*

 No.2418050

lil bro thinks he knows whats leaked more than the ppl leakin it 🤣🤣🤣

 No.2418051

check it aaron

 No.2418052

>>2418051
my enormous homie is absolutely ruthless

 No.2418053

>>2417993
what happens if you pick girl

 No.2418054

>>2418043
use rufus

 No.2418055

File: 1741792241302.png (279.75 KB, 528x576, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.2418056

shouldnt have told mom about the cat. gonna be akward when hes gone and she asks

 No.2418057

File: 1741793515931.jpg (3.4 MB, 3000x4000, 1741789485410785.jpg)

check out my boob milk

 No.2418058

got 1 good kitten, and another dodging my kicks because it wont shut up. maybe ill give it its final chance with a cat improvement plan then just throw it outside if its still shitty in a week

 No.2418059

File: 1741794351070.mp4 (552.88 KB, o660eoJwnVZ7aKfM.mp4)


 No.2418060

not even noon yet and i can feel the nap coming

 No.2418061

need a gf who can produce liters

 No.2418062

File: 1741794873858.webm (2.91 MB, 576x1024, 1741792564574781.webm)


 No.2418063

crazy how im a lazy retard

 No.2418064

>>2418062
i swear her boobs are growing after every clip man

 No.2418065


 No.2418066

File: 1741795030873.jpg (10.53 KB, 361x91, Untitled.jpg)

WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!

 No.2418067

isnt it 8:59 AM PDT rn

 No.2418068

File: 1741795142066.png (7.02 KB, 306x173, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.2418069

braphunter69

 No.2418070

File: 1741796888689.jpg (3.1 MB, 4000x3000, IMG_20250312_112130618.jpg)

we made it bros!

 No.2418071

>>2418070
reminder to be present and not 162tard too much. you can even post pics when you get home

 No.2418072

texas looks wavy as hell today

 No.2418073

File: 1741797201558.jpg (359.16 KB, 1080x1907, 20250311_161716.jpg)

>>2418071
what do you mean by "to be present"?

 No.2418074

present day
present time

 No.2418075

>>2418070
theres only 5 flags on that sign man

 No.2418076

>>2418073
its gay normal people talk to not be on your phone and be irl

 No.2418077

ask a nice texan lass to share a funnel cake

 No.2418078

i want a bf

 No.2418079

>>2418078
i am going to do everything in my power to make sure this never happens

 No.2418080

>>2418078
i want stock market go up

 No.2418081

luckily for me you are completely powerless

 No.2418082

i don't even care if a girl has big boobs or small boobs or no boobs at all!!!!

 No.2418083

>>2418081
damn you

 No.2418084


 No.2418085

no boobs? at all?

 No.2418086

i'm a ratio guy

 No.2418087

File: 1741797513618.png (166 KB, 714x378, ClipboardImage.png)

>>2418080
you're fucked lil bro shouldve hedged

 No.2418088

id settle for a boobless gook

 No.2418089

*homeless

 No.2418090

>>2418087
WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING NOW

 No.2418091

stocks going down is ideal so i can buy a ton of nice stocks

 No.2418092

File: 1741797696793.jpg (895.29 KB, 3024x4032, 20250312_180205.jpg)

gleep here, my caretaker is still forcing me to be on this diet

 No.2418093

buy tesla stonk its gonna go way up now that drumpf endorsed them

 No.2418094

i bought amd at 120
i will never forgive donald drumpf

 No.2418095

>>2418092
is that some barber foods stuffed chicken parm?
i f with those and the chicken kyiv bigly

 No.2418096

we cut here

 No.2418097

i'm on 2 'sters a day

 No.2418098

chicken keev is a stick of butter with chicken breast wrapped around it right

 No.2418099

still dont know what a ster is
do you mean like that jerma guy he used to play tf2 with

 No.2418100

would you rather have 1 eye or both your ears cut off

 No.2418101

monster energy gronk

 No.2418102

>>2418100
if the eye hole isnt mangled and i can get a nice fake glass one then id go with eye. its hard to even notice those. bisping has 1 eye

 No.2418103

almost 1pm
thats when the jobless man crawls into bed for a lil midday wednesday nap

 No.2418104


 No.2418105

5 years ago
it was up

 No.2418106

now its down

 No.2418107

>i cant understand how you can watch something thats not only a freaking cartoonn but it's in a different language
animebros how can you come back from this? is recovery possible?

 No.2418108

File: 1741798524634.jpg (1.89 MB, 4000x3000, IMG_20250312_115349582.jpg)

was putting on my sunscreen
>>2418075
yeah they took down the Confederate flag and replaced it with another american flag; very gay

 No.2418109

File: 1741798553758.jpg (284.22 KB, 1080x1350, l4ucyi0hu8oe1l4ucyi0hu8oe1.jpg)

gook, brown

 No.2418110

>>2418109
id settle for that gook in the back

 No.2418111

>>2418075
lil bro needs a counting lesson

 No.2418112

>>2418107
1. cartoons are epic
2. we know japanese desu

 No.2418113

this is so us

 No.2418114

>>2418109
id settle for this brown gook i dont care

 No.2418115

gook air force accidentally bombed own civilians during exercise

 No.2418116


 No.2418117

>>2418116
damn he got some proper air time

 No.2418118

hmm today i will ride my motorcycle into oncoming traffic

 No.2418119

File: 1741799218842.jpg (3.22 MB, 4000x3000, IMG_20250312_115603423_HDR.jpg)


 No.2418120

>>2418118
gotta look cool for the bros

 No.2418121

>>2418119
youre gonna get a sunburn man

 No.2418122

>>2418119
damn why is everyone so FAT

 No.2418123

damn this is awful

 No.2418124

im just going to get into bed and rest my eyes
its only 1 in the afternoon so theres no way i take a 3 hour afternoon nap

 No.2418125

>>2418123
die skipper

 No.2418126

>>2418124
fuck that noise bro if its 3h its 3h

 No.2418127

File: 1741799521012.jpg (356.5 KB, 1440x1800, e64ca37e769367866d9f96f55d….jpg)


 No.2418128

>>2418065
isnt that the guy who allegedly pimped her out and abused her

 No.2418129

>>2418128
she didnt want to do the porn he forced her

 No.2418130


 No.2418131

>>2418130
so is trump gonna nuke palestine or is he a fucking pussy

 No.2418132

>>2418131
hes gonna rebuild it. its going to be beautiful, the best.

 No.2418133

kitten over stimulated from the laser. meowing rolling around looking at light on the ceiling

 No.2418134

someone was ringing my doorbell at 7:30 in the morning and woke me the fuck up
motherfucking niggers

 No.2418135

twitch just has the same two ads over and over
its gillette and a daredevil marvel show

 No.2418136

daredevil marvel show? poggies tell me more

 No.2418137

File: 1741800435936.png (90.96 KB, 1440x1800, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.2418138

love marvel

 No.2418139

uhhhhhhhhh jimmy bros?

 No.2418140

jimmy crazy for that one

 No.2418141

nice to see i have a bigger cock than mr beast

 No.2418142

stop calling it a cock you pornsick gooner

 No.2418143

>>2418137
did he send that to an underage kid

 No.2418144

>>2418141
can i touch it..

 No.2418145

never ever gaycel

 No.2418146

do you think amlitzer is perma soyfacing rn?

 No.2418147

mr beast got that limp fettuccine noodle setup 💀💀💀

 No.2418148

some of us in this comm have noble statuesque pips

 No.2418149

male:
anal
anal intercourse
bdsm
chastity belt
collar
dickgirl on male
gokkun
humiliation
leash
nipple stimulation
small penis
sole male
sweating

female:
big breasts
big penis
bisexual
collar
condom
dickgirl on female
facesitting
femdom
full-packaged futanari
futanari
gloves
nakadashi
netorare
ponytail
sole dickgirl
sole female
stockings
sweating
x-ray

 No.2418150

lets bring back lootboxes

 No.2418151

soooo what hentai tags are you guys into? i ask because i care

 No.2418152

*fires up notepad++*
time to write some java

 No.2418153

>>2418151
stray_pubes

 No.2418154

>>2418151
male: crossdressing male: anal

 No.2418155


 No.2418156

why do we specify gender in our tags now…

 No.2418157


 No.2418158

File: 1741802243500.png (826.93 KB, 853x480, Gl0lFkPXsAAouoh.png)


 No.2418159


 No.2418160

man its awesome how we only recently started liking mr beast now we got a bunch of vids to watch im watching this one now

 No.2418161

File: 1741802890411.png (49.71 KB, 469x470, 1583955677199.png)


 No.2418162

i was literally just opening amazon to order feastables

 No.2418163

feast on my nasty ass kid

 No.2418164

>>2418156
because male:big_penis is a world of difference from female:big_penis

 No.2418165

File: 1741803313755.jpg (53.36 KB, 640x360, 1741800430800697.jpg)


 No.2418166

im han solo im han soloooooo

 No.2418167

File: 1741803422121.png (1.52 MB, 1498x1075, ClipboardImage.png)

holy fuck!!!

 No.2418168

i know the rizzler these boom guys i dont know

 No.2418169

File: 1741803603774.png (1.76 MB, 1685x1055, ClipboardImage.png)

>>2418168
lil bro of the thread award

 No.2418170

if i go around saying boom can i be a boom guy too

 No.2418171

>>2418165
i love this song

 No.2418172

File: 1741803775919.jpg (3.07 MB, 4000x3000, IMG_20250312_120049968_HDR.jpg)

got two rides on this, which is the newest coaster here; fun ride.

 No.2418173

youre going to get decapitated man like that one japanese guy last week

 No.2418174

watchlizterdie

 No.2418175

never been on a real rollercoaster theyre too scary

 No.2418176

File: 1741803882431.jpg (3.75 MB, 4000x3000, IMG_20250312_120124258_HDR.jpg)

despite the lack of clouds there is a nice breeze
>>2418121
nah, i put two layers of sunscreen on and am wearing my safari hat.
>>2418122
fat and covered in tattoos, ugh

 No.2418177

>>2418172
>>2418176
did u meet any cute girls

 No.2418178

any new futa software news

 No.2418179

teeth cleaning appointment i hate these things

 No.2418180


 No.2418181

mr beast's editing is so slick i can't even tell if everything is greenscreened or not

 No.2418182

i wish i could be one of jimmys friends

 No.2418183


 No.2418184

one day there will be a mr beast tv in everyone's homes and its sole purpose is mr beast livestreams 24/7

 No.2418185

File: 1741804258031.png (1.8 MB, 1419x1260, ClipboardImage.png)

HOLY FUCK!!!!!

 No.2418186

>>2418182
i imagine that im one of his friends when watching his videos :)

 No.2418187

>>2418183
this is insane

 No.2418188

>>2418183
oh hell yeah

 No.2418189

lol that fat guy one in the mr beast vid is fucked up

 No.2418190

>>2418189
come on man we're in different beastvids

 No.2418191

told me get my act together
now i got my act together (yeah)

 No.2418192

>>2418190
we're in this man >>2418160

 No.2418193

holy fuck its big justice!!!!

 No.2418194

>>2418192
well i skipped that because i dont like soccer so im in the bomb shelter for 100 days.
def skipping all the charity vids

 No.2418195

>>2418194
bro link me!!

 No.2418196

>>2418194
its a multi-part vid lil bro soccer was only one section

 No.2418197

bro speed raced lyles you gotta watch this vid

 No.2418198

stop calling me lil bro lil bros dont watch jimmy

>>2418195
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPrkC1LdlLY

 No.2418199

reading princess of sadism

 No.2418200

is that like salo?

 No.2418201


 No.2418202

cat nice and quite after a long day of beatings

 No.2418203

i enjoyed the sun outside with my cats now theyre both napping

 No.2418204

>>2418202
ive been dumping old dry stale dry food outside the glass door and its making neighborhood cats come to eat.
my kitty goes sicko mode seeing other cats on the other side of the glass and starts zooming around the house and howling

 No.2418205

File: 1741805744906.jpg (3.41 MB, 4000x3000, IMG_20250312_134626569_HDR.jpg)

just got off wonder woman, good ride but the line moves so intolerably slow, ugh!
>>2418177
not yet…

 No.2418206

File: 1741805808834.jpg (128.3 KB, 800x1216, Gal-Gadot-.jpg)

reminder that gal gadot was hot and probably still is

 No.2418207

File: 1741805815609.webm (514.08 KB, 640x480, i'm the jokah baby.webm)

i've been sprinkling cat nip on dog shit i see around town
imagining the owners going crazy as their cat comes home covered in shit is enough to keep me going

 No.2418208

>>2418207
humorous but i do not believe you

 No.2418209

>>2418206
i remember watching fast 5 in the theatre with my friends and thinking "does the director think this is an attractive woman"

 No.2418210

BOOM HEADSHOT

 No.2418211

>>2418209
i liked her enough to watch 85% of the first wonder women

 No.2418212

>>2418204
let him play with the ghetto cats

 No.2418213

hoeflation run amok

 No.2418214

mom just told me how much the wheezeman laundry basket empty the dryer trick has been helping her
*wheezes*

 No.2418215

File: 1741806380113.jpg (3.28 MB, 4000x3000, IMG_20250312_135336309.jpg)

hol' up?

 No.2418216

i dont want worms man what if they get in my blood stream and wind up in my brain like rfk

 No.2418217

rfk jr is the healthiest man in america and thats on god

 No.2418218


 No.2418219

damn big justice is awesome i love that lil kid and his hot ass sister

 No.2418220

yeah his dad is pretty hot

 No.2418221

might've missed my window to the good life… by about 10 years…..

 No.2418222

>>2418221
ive been blaming my parents for my life being shitty it helps me cope

 No.2418223

ive been blaming you guys

 No.2418224

https://x.com/RonPaul/status/1899535869020696600
oh no no no paul is dunking on drumpf!

 No.2418225

>>2418222
it's not their fault they didn't take advantage of the economy when it was still functional…. ok it is but i digress…

 No.2418226

>>2418224
look at the comments he's getting ratio'd actually

 No.2418227

File: 1741807611563.jpg (51.55 KB, 556x535, qelT2mUcfO.jpg)

lol this mr beast men vs women outdoor survival challenge.
the dude is killing and eating fish and snakes.
the girl is capturing animals to have as pets

 No.2418228

we love ron paul and massie in this comm

 No.2418229

>>2418227
cute frog pet

 No.2418230

i dont love anyone or anything
my heart is filled with hatred.

 No.2418231

man wtf i just took a shower this morning and my feet stink

 No.2418232

File: 1741807831875.png (518.01 KB, 800x1056, ClipboardImage.png)

>>2418230
*slides you this*

 No.2418233

*troons out*

 No.2418234

>>2418233
cmon man..

 No.2418235

the book made me do it i dont understand why

 No.2418236

File: 1741808051667.png (119.23 KB, 2048x696, GeVClvwXcAAHr7q.png)


 No.2418237

gleepy how do i fix my stinky feet

 No.2418238

>>2418209
you dont think shes hot? she looks like a fricken babe
ive never seen a movie with her so her image isnt tainted by poor acting ability

 No.2418239

i didnt know ron paul was alive

 No.2418240

maybe the stink is in your shoes or socks?

 No.2418241

the only time i ever had issues was when i didnt wear socks with my shoes one summer dont do that it is a big mistake your shoes will be so stinky

 No.2418242

File: 1741808306113.png (70.8 KB, 534x295, o.png)


 No.2418243

gotta go to the dentist………………….

 No.2418244

>>2418243
fuuuck

 No.2418245

>>2418243
fighting!

 No.2418246

gangsta rap made me do it

 No.2418247

niggers made me do it

 No.2418248


 No.2418249

John Chambers June 24th, 2008 | 6:35pm
I am a pedothrope. I hate children and want to kill them all.

 No.2418250

misanthrope is a word we should use more

 No.2418251

File: 1741808776418.mp4 (1.34 MB, karatepie - imitating gori….mp4)


 No.2418252

we view misanthropy sneeringly because we went through our black metal and noise phase in middle school

 No.2418253

yeah totally

 No.2418254

>>2418252
when you had friends…

 No.2418255

im a msanthrope because i choose to not define myself by my marital status

 No.2418256

whoa boomsister is hot. why did mr. beast put rondaldo in the thumbnail?
if i knew there were real sports i wouldve clicked earlier

 No.2418257

sat outside in the bright sun for an hour but the undersides of my arms are still superwhite like printer paper

 No.2418258

>>2418256
i told you man
mr beast brings the boom! haha yeah

 No.2418259

File: 1741809109357.webm (317.58 KB, 452x720, 1651974276290.webm)


 No.2418260

desperately begging for the .webm of the girl sharting on the wall

 No.2418261

>>2418260
sick freak

 No.2418262

>>2418260
wait is gleep back

 No.2418263

File: 1741809267598.mp4 (Spoiler Image, 9.5 MB, hachi - watched this stupi….mp4)


 No.2418264


 No.2418265

something ive noticed is that in basketball games they have a graphic for the point difference between the two teams over the score line because the average basketball viewer isnt capable of basic arithmetic in their head

 No.2418266

>>2418264
why does the video keep cutting to harrison ford?

 No.2418267

>>2418263
fuck you for posting this garbage

 No.2418268

>>2418266
thats the funny part. its just aislop doing its best

 No.2418269


 No.2418270

just got stunlocked

 No.2418271

>>2418269
thats soccer

 No.2418272

>>2418270
*slams your head on the table*

 No.2418273

>>2418269
you guys never help me

 No.2418274

bacon egg and cheese

 No.2418275

what was he doing with those ping pong balls…

 No.2418276

investing them

 No.2418277

sticking them up his ass

 No.2418278

HOLY FUCK!!

 No.2418279

rodaldo is dogshit

 No.2418280

File: 1741809772006.jpg (445.88 KB, 1100x2129, GPLcjrZW8AAMpJ6.jpg)


 No.2418281

what the fuck they already scored

 No.2418282

i was getting my water

 No.2418283

cmon man you know we cracked open a cold one for the game!

 No.2418284

greaseman used to look so hot what happened

 No.2418285

File: 1741809977770.jpg (103.6 KB, 746x2048, Gl0KbJTWgAAuF2s.jpg)


 No.2418286

damn that little croatian roach still plays?

 No.2418287

File: 1741810104362.png (197.26 KB, 828x663, 1622384446459.png)


 No.2418288

bad dragon x pony collab when?

 No.2418289

keep getting ff'd in go…..

 No.2418290

>>2418287
/fit/ fantasy?

 No.2418291

im so unhappy

 No.2418292

cheer up emo kid

 No.2418293

File: 1741810774841.jpg (29.74 KB, 400x353, GWBfqvHXoAAn5BI.jpg)


 No.2418294

he keeps getting face fucked..

 No.2418295

File: 1741810831820.jpg (113.93 KB, 892x667, GkSeMigWcAAooAW.jpg)


 No.2418296

our guy budd dwyer

 No.2418297

>>2418291
i too am feelan like a sad fumo

 No.2418298

new threead btw

 No.2418299

>>2418298
jimmy crazy for that one

 No.2418301




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