No.2416497
First reply, I just broke this threads hymen.
Anyone else who posts after me is getting my sloppy seconds, my leftovers.
Just remember that the first reply is the most special reply and you'll never experience this thread the way I did and this thread will never feel the way it felt about me about you.
Its over, you might as well just go post on reddit and talk about how much of a "man" you are for replying on a thread that I pumped and dumped. Have fun with my scraps, cucks.
No.2416499
i want a bf
No.2416501
>>2416497i like a thread with experience
No.2416504
need a gleep pill on linen tshirts
No.2416505
that fried shit looks dry as hell man
No.2416506
>>2416505its called crispiness dumbass
No.2416507
>>2416503what are those balls
No.2416508
>>2416506it's dry as fuck babybro that dental floss-blindfoldable bitch isn't eating any of that
No.2416509
her eyes arent even that chinky man
No.2416510
she won't even be able to open her eyes once i'm through with her *clenches fist*
No.2416512
demortalix you up?
No.2416513
i dont get that one
No.2416514
>>2416505its the filter man
No.2416515
✨ Immaculate Melee
Daily Puzzle - March 11th, 2025
Stocks Remaining: ⚡⚡
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https://immaculatemelee.com No.2416516
>>2416511is she trying to groom me?!
No.2416517
tell me more about gizbang wizzleshit he sounds like a real character
No.2416518
boom boom baka baka!
No.2416519
kinda crazy you follow 100 beer drinking gooks on instagram and it just suggests you more and more
they arent even models or idols or anything theyre just regular korean womenm
No.2416520
just consume beer and get excited for next beer
No.2416521
once you hit 34
two day hangovers are not worth the fun you get from drinking for one day
No.2416522
>>2416521im 34 and my hangovers are about 90% gone by the time 1am rolls around
No.2416523
>>2416521insanely fucked up if true
No.2416526
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No.2416528
holy shit its the legendary gamer sickzee!
No.2416529
never been hungover in my life
No.2416530
Wordle 1,361 4/6*
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No.2416531
you're either doing it wrong or doing it right.
No.2416533
*slides you a job application*
No.2416534
>>2416522>>2416524then i guess we're not talking about the blackout drunk experience i get when i start drinking from 7pm to 4am
No.2416535
*flips it over*
*starts writing out my phone script for the pizza order*
No.2416536
chuneeda script for man
No.2416537
>>2416515everything but starts with r is easy but i cant think of a single one
No.2416539
they call me the guy that woke up at 3:25 am
No.2416540
this book i'm finna read sounds dank af
The story deals with a group of time traveling members of the Afrikaner Weerstandsbeweging (AWB) from an imagined 21st-century South Africa, who supply Robert E. Lee's Army of Northern Virginia with AK-47s and other advanced technology, medicine and intelligence.
No.2416541
>>2416539im waking up at 6pm these days it fucking sucks
No.2416542
think i read that one in high school
No.2416545
>>2416538i looked at the answers and i shoulda known rishi for marth and ryobeat for peach but all of the falcos are literal whos
No.2416546
ive been drinking every night for nearly 15 years now and the main thing you need to work on is your nutrition you need to be getting a lot of the big 4 electrolytes of calcium potassium magnesium and sodium every day
like my entire diet is based around getting gooked out of my mind every night
No.2416547
>>2416545okay bro spoilers? i knew restlesswhale
No.2416548
>>2416546what does the scale say bro
No.2416550
>>2416546nigga you drink gatorade stop making it sound like youre ahmed the clock boy and deserve an award for your research
No.2416551
no i don't want to be bullied
No.2416552
red hot chili peppers are timeless mam
No.2416553
potassium - potatoes with every meal
calcium - milk cheese
magnesium - mag citrate supplement
sodium - easy
No.2416554
>>2416544he represents
the lollipop guild
No.2416558
cant believe minecraft was OUR game and autistic children took it from us
No.2416559
ill never understand why neo and smith merging at the end of revolutions makes all the smiths blow up
No.2416563
>>2416555108 is the perfect level your voice literally has healing powers
its 432 hz divided twice
No.2416564
>>2416562shes doing her best
No.2416565
what kind of psycho calls something “divided twice” when the mean its a quarter of the original thing
No.2416566
well the number 4 is a bad omen
No.2416567
>>2416565its thinking in music its 2 octaves up
No.2416568
erm down
No.2416569
we think in music?
No.2416573
its all fent now
No.2416574
hooo boy i just had a crazy idea
i'm gonna order some food for lunch
No.2416577
yurop is crazy you guys are just awake dressed ready to eat lunch
No.2416579
double nigger
No.2416581
drunk me just refilled the water jug and the ice cube trays for sober me
you're welcome!
No.2416582
drunk you should do charity work
No.2416583
there are freezers now that just make ice cubes on their own its crazy you
No.2416584
i dont even really like being drunk i just hate being sober
No.2416585
>>2416583you have to clean them with bleach im not doing that man
No.2416586
99% of the fridges with icemakers and water dispensers i've seen in the wild had them not working
No.2416587
well of course not theres no outlets in the wild
No.2416588
i just put water into the cube tray and then when its drinking time again in 22 hours theyre all frozen
No.2416589
divided twice huh
No.2416590
nigga i dropped the most related alg to explain a post ever dont even start
No.2416591
i got 225 doing my winnie the pooh joke voice and was riding high then i did my real voice just to see and got 148 :-/
No.2416592
lil fag bitch
No.2416593
this nigga does a winnie the pooh voice lol
No.2416594
not just pooh i do squidward and ice king and lumpy princess too
No.2416595
may we hear?
No.2416596
i can do a good chewbacca if i warm up
No.2416597
i have the cheat code with that central florida general american accent that my fellow michiganders also have
No.2416598
i posted my squidward before and you roasted me
No.2416599
>>2416598who couldve seen that one coming?
No.2416600
i do a mean retarded 34 year old impression
No.2416602
need to bite the bullet and street this noisey cat
No.2416603
we gotta stop roasting people if we want them to keep posting their based impressions
No.2416605
Enchanting weapons is cool, BUT I did it poorly in MYFAROG. Because there was no limiting factor, other than "you can only cast the spell this many times a day/week".
In ReconQuest, though, you also need a piece of Aurichalcum for every item you enchant. And Aurichalcum is not easy to come across.
Typically, you can only find this magical alloy inside Ettins, horrible, alien creatures of cold, fire, and darkness, who crave it because they have no soul of their own, and who therefore eat creatures with a soul, thinking this will give them a soul. Since Aurichalcum is magical, they also think this has a soul, and therefore they eat everything they come across. And have been doing so for a long time. Therefore, when you kill an Ettin, you can expect to find Aurichalcum inside… Ettins are incredibly dangerous, though, so this is not without risk.
In the Expert Rules, though, Dwarves and Sorcerers can MAKE Aurichalcum, but only if they have the ingredients (it's an alloy, 1 part gold, 1 part copper, and 4 parts Bauxite), but in order to find Bauxite they first need to CLEAR Mountain, Hill, or Underground hexes, and then spend an entire month to EXPLORE the hex, to see if they find any minerals (like Bauxite) there. If they do, they have to build a settlement nearby, where people who will set up and work in the mine can live.
Or, of course, they can buy (or steal) Bauxite from others, who might have found it.
Simply acquiring this alloy, essential for enchanting items, will, in itself, plunge you into danger….
No.2416606
give me my ulfbert sword varg i rolled a 20
No.2416607
gather the aurichalcum you lazy bum
No.2416608
i dont think varg knows what bauxite is. its weird dirt that contains a small amount of aluminum
No.2416609
ive never roasted anyone im a nice guy
No.2416610
you guys used to make fun of my voice too and my microphone quality
fuck you!
No.2416612
(in mock high pitch voice) you guys used to make fun of my voice too and my microphone quality
fuck you!
No.2416613
in faggy voice:
you guys used to make fun of my voice too and my microphone quality
No.2416615
i was first aaron you dumb bitch
No.2416616
cheeks
No.2416617
stone soup lol
No.2416620
the good folx over at incel.is
No.2416621
>>2416619yea but im busy watching the new xg video where they all kiss each other
No.2416622
they wear heels to make their legs look good it makes all the leg muscles do nice things.
No.2416625
>>2416621did i merge to a kslutverse?
they kissing, whipping their pussy out here
No.2416626
>>2416624i just did a quick skim through this entire vid. they barely show him working out. less than 1 minute. it was all just interview or his greased bod
No.2416627
guess ill watch the new sam hyde video (hes my idol)
No.2416629
>>2416627he has some ok laffs, talks about crypto, and then some jap philosophy-ish book like he's pewds
No.2416630
based dsp, he's right.
fuck holobabbies and your whore streams
https://youtu.be/dDT_1WtWqUc?t=1050 No.2416631
you use an avatar.
No.2416632
your point?
No.2416633
watch out man hes gonna throw his soup at you
No.2416635
sam hyde said there aren't even 200 books worth reading
No.2416636
Elden…
Ring…
No.2416637
one day those souls game devs will learn how to make a game with a real narrative and give their characters personalities and itll be bussin as hell
No.2416638
hes right there's like 10 books you need to read if you arent trying to be a magician
No.2416639
the souls game allah cart approach to narrative is what keeps people coming back to it and why people replaay it over and over and it isnt a one and done like an mgs or basically any other game because the story is yours you made it up youre the nameless bumknight and youre doing whatever you want in a dreary world
No.2416640
role play deez nuts
No.2416641
allah cart
No.2416643
allah smhing his head bigly at the state of the world rn
No.2416644
i need a stronger weapon
No.2416645
my weapon is my stench
No.2416646
allah cart sucks compared to mario kart
fuck allah that stupid sandnigger bitch
No.2416647
allah is the christian God
No.2416649
just ignored a post
No.2416652
*wheezes*
No.2416653
>>2416651reminder that this nigga films himself playing with his elf legos making the adventures of thistle greenbottle
No.2416655
can we get parts 1-5?
No.2416656
we need to get more into shrek eugenics here
No.2416657
>>2416654hell no the zoomers are trying to make shrek trans
No.2416661
the real answer is after drawing shrek 1000's of times for storyboards and other art they realized he looks better with closer together more expressive eyes.
its the same way the animators on the simpsons got better at drawing the characters from early episodes/tracey ullman show episodes
No.2416662
japs are some of the most degenerate sub-humans on the planet.
they're a bunch of violent, sadistic, perverted, and disgusting thirdies larping as "civilised" people.
prior to the 1964 tokyo olympics, fewer than 25% of households even had toilets. the original street shitters, kek.
No.2416663
outhouses are more hygienic imagine being such an animal you want to bring the shit house INSIDE your home lol westoids will never live that one down
No.2416664
>>2416662they were side of the road country shitters. in cities they had sewers or rivers.
thats how the vietnam war gooks were shitting
No.2416665
actually my parents used outhouses too and they grew up in the 60's i think we overestimate how prevalent toilets were back then
No.2416666
>>2416662at least they dont eat shit like americans
No.2416667
>>2416663we had bedpans people shit in and were tossing out the windows at the same time outhouses were going so the shit never left the house
No.2416669
why are they like this?
No.2416670
spoiler that shit bro, people will still click it and get grossed out, it does the same thing
No.2416671
i actually open more spoiler pics than normal ones
No.2416672
clean
clean
No.2416673
>>2416669pornbrains start running out of tags to fap to until they're looking at scat
No.2416675
COME ON TRUMP DO SOMETHINHG WITH CRYPTO
No.2416678
so japan are streetshitters is the new epic troll youre going to run today? its better than yesterdays material. the tariff trollposts didnt get any engagement.
No.2416679
if the smartest person from the foreign country would come here to have a normal conversation he would get called esl retard
let that sink in
No.2416680
lol what a hypothetical fag
No.2416681
>>2416679if the smartest native english speaker would come here to have a normal conversation he would get called a retarded fag
everyone here sucks and you should find better communities
No.2416682
blah blah blah im a fag lol
No.2416686
Elden…
Ring…
No.2416687
they call me the guy that is about to quit balatro because he cant get the blue stake
No.2416689
people who talk about suicide never actually kill themselves
attention whores
No.2416690
liar
No.2416693
amogus right most lock
No.2416695
i've got this wart on my knuckle
No.2416697
>>2416692in a country like on the left you get falsely accused of stealing and dismembered by a mob on the street
No.2416698
its more theres pools of blood on the ground and cat intestines and flies on a chopping block next to those other things in the market
No.2416699
darn liberal trolls!!!!
No.2416700
that news lady is so fucking hot unf
No.2416702
>>2416697and that's a good thing
due process was the biggest mistake our forefathers ever made
No.2416704
>>2416703how lil wowbro looks after we lock him up in the gay baby chair and force him to fill out job applications
No.2416705
>>2416704can we just do it so he cant post?
No.2416706
we would be able to dismember the wowposter in the streets if it werent for due process
No.2416707
drumpf needs to nuke the shit out of ukraine
he cant let them attack x like that
No.2416708
they call me the /pol/teen that isnt funny
No.2416709
>>2416691what the hell is leland palmer doin 😭
No.2416712
>>2416710whats this little doods name?
No.2416716
i miss my president like you wouldnt believe
No.2416718
thats a robot
No.2416719
>>2416717crazy how this is broadcast worthy television news
No.2416721
oh no no no!
No.2416726
i was promised asshole and did not see any
No.2416727
i see 162s every day
No.2416729
this guy is browsing the 4chan lol
No.2416731
that kids head is huge
No.2416732
jd vance head ahh
No.2416737
morning
No.2416742
ayo ayo ayo
No.2416743
>>2416741boatmurdered is like 20 years old why is he doing a down the rabbit hole vid on it in 2025
its just a letsplay you read on the internet theres not much too it
No.2416745
damn its literally just an hour of him reading the letsplay
No.2416749
zapplesnot cogfizz
No.2416751
mattaku mou
No.2416752
i want a bf
No.2416753
>>2416752i love bionicles too man
No.2416759
crazy how amlitzer is going to murder watama in the streets of japan one day
No.2416760
gottahavawawa
No.2416762
oh hi guys finally got my bf
No.2416763
how did you get one before me
No.2416765
Why are toilet papers uncommon in Japan?
Paper towels are considered wasteful
poo in hand
No.2416767
>>2416754wheres the video? goingt to assume shes copying amouranth until i see it
No.2416769
left an earring on while washing my hair yesterday and now my hole is really irritated…
No.2416770
im gonna irritate your hole some more ytboi
No.2416773
ugh hate waking up this early
No.2416775
anime is wack
No.2416776
>>2416774i dont know the anime he listed are they something hilarious like lolishit?
No.2416777
have you guys seen boku no pico its a philosophical masterpiece
No.2416778
BlizzCon Returns In 2026
hoooooooo boy
No.2416781
>>2416778they wouldnt do that unless they had something announceworthy
No.2416783
>>2416476ok but this is basically exactly what i need irl
No.2416784
>>2416774you guys ever heard of naruto
or one piece
No.2416785
>>2416774ive never even seen one piece or naruto that guy is way out there like listing obscure ped shit
No.2416787
>>2416754i could save her…..
No.2416788
>>2416786bug people love microplastics and toxic chemicals
No.2416789
she will be as bald as annna in 5 years if she keeps rubbing all that toxic crap onto her scalp
No.2416790
>>2416780they dont make white boys like this
No.2416792
help jim raynor deliver a shipment of hrt to char to force feminize the overlord's top cerebrate
No.2416797
>>2416793nice pantsu, whore
No.2416800
>>2416796bruh whats your deal? why are you so autistic about your old.reddit? you do realize its still reddit?
No.2416801
>>2416800try logging out of reddit redditbro
No.2416802
>>2416801but how am i going to enjoy nice big dicked tgirls if i log out?
No.2416803
>>2416802well done you answered your own question
No.2416804
>>2416803did he answer mine?
No.2416805
>>2416799completely shameless
id fuck her right there and then in front of all the cameras
No.2416806
i only have one beer left in my beer box
fuck!
No.2416807
>>2416806are you operating with no systems?
No.2416811
>>2416795Dear User,
As you may know, your elected officials in Florida are requiring us to verify your age before allowing you access to our website. Not only does this impinge on the rights of adults to access protected speech, it fails strict scrutiny by employing the least effective and yet also most restrictive means of accomplishing Florida’s stated purpose of allegedly protecting minors.
While safety and compliance are at the forefront of our mission, providing identification every time you want to visit an adult platform is not an effective solution for protecting users online, and in fact, will put minors and your privacy at risk.
Attempting to mandate age verification without any means to enforce at scale gives platforms the choice to comply or not, leaving hundreds of thousands of websites open and accessible.
As we’ve seen in other states, such bills have failed to protect minors, by driving users from those few websites which comply, to the hundreds of thousands of websites with far fewer safety measures in place, which do not comply. Very few sites are able to compare to the robust Community Guidelines we currently have in place.
RedGIFs
No.2416812
cant believe you even clicked the 'sheisbigger' reddit link
No.2416813
i didnt because it was www
No.2416814
we like tgirls lil bro
No.2416816
>>2416812idk who sheis bigger is
No.2416817
hope linus gets crushed by a falling grand piano had quite about enough of that obnoxious elfish huckster
No.2416820
>>2416817i wouldnt settle for his wife but i would settle for his wifes sister
No.2416822
hes a piece of shit retard that couldn’t even figure out how to type ipconfig to see what his ip address was in one of his nas videos i watched hes clearly a fraud
No.2416823
>>2416822gleep detector went off on this post
No.2416824
>>2416795Dear User,
As you may know, your elected officials in texas are requiring us to verify your age before allowing you access to our website. Not only does this impinge on the rights of adults to access protected speech, it fails strict scrutiny by employing the least effective and yet also most restrictive means of accomplishing texas’s stated purpose of allegedly protecting minors.
While safety and compliance are at the forefront of our mission, providing identification every time you want to visit an adult platform is not an effective solution for protecting users online, and in fact, will put minors and your privacy at risk.
Attempting to mandate age verification without any means to enforce at scale gives platforms the choice to comply or not, leaving hundreds of thousands of websites open and accessible.
As we’ve seen in other states, such bills have failed to protect minors, by driving users from those few websites which comply, to the hundreds of thousands of websites with far fewer safety measures in place, which do not comply. Very few sites are able to compare to the robust Community Guidelines we currently have in place.
RedGIFs
No.2416825
>>2416724its not fucking fair alinitybro gets new sets leaked every other day while us bunnybros have to go weeks just for a crumb of fatpussylip
No.2416828
>>2416827i could last for infinity because of that dumb chest tattoo
No.2416829
ive always been a stall man too i hate urinals
No.2416830
kramer laughs at him for using the stall too lol
No.2416831
incel rage over tattoo is so yawn
No.2416832
>>2416821this would go hard if single income earners could afford housing
No.2416833
guys used to be outside peeing on stuff now we are forced into rooms to pee into stalls this is demoralization in action
No.2416834
every house needs a piano in the parlor
No.2416836
>>2416835this guy seems like a knock off sseth
No.2416838
https://www.twitch.tv/meowkoreal gooner hours. who tf stroking
No.2416839
im just taking a lil lunch break (2 tall boys)
No.2416840
>>2416838me
cant believe i missed her streams
No.2416842
damn zii glowed up?
No.2416843
>>2416841and when we say we like them nasty this is what we mean
No.2416844
>>2416805i cant get over how soft her ass looks man
her body is so good
No.2416845
>>2416844SHE SHITS OUT OF THAT ASS MAN
No.2416847
>>2416845her ass itself not the shit inside it man
its so soft
No.2416848
tuesday
2pm
the jobless man lays his ass down in bed for a nap
No.2416849
did that too but couldnt sleep desu
No.2416850
the princpulls of judo taught us that simply redirecting strong energy can be even more effective than being the forcer
No.2416851
grok 3 is based
No.2416852
*forces my dick in ur ass*
No.2416853
>>2416809gleep i need the gleepdown on this man!
No.2416854
*gracefully redirects your dick into someone else's ass*
No.2416858
it was me or you sorry bro
No.2416859
i work for the nsa smuggling flashdrives of stable diffusion generated futanari ponies over the great firewall to weaken the resolve of the chinese people and their faith in the superiority of the ccp theres no telling how many terabytes of hardcore donut-reaming futa applejack and rainbow dash jpgs, gifs, and mp4s i've disseminated among the denizens of china
No.2416861
the real ai sentience test will be to ask an ai to generate an image of a japanese guy, then to ask it to generate an image of a chinese guy
if the images aren't exactly the same then it hasn't achieved sentience
No.2416862
same but americans and mexicans
No.2416863
mexico is america
No.2416864
what a blackpill
No.2416865
glad my mom isnt schizo. having a schizo mom would be so bad.
No.2416867
this 9700 year old loli witch still serves cunny the old fashioned way!
No.2416868
trying to sample the sickening crunch my keystrokes make crushing all the loose crumbs nestled in the crevices of my mechanical keyboard for a new grindcore track
No.2416870
the kids these days dont care about keyboard crunch they are all about keystroke thok now
No.2416872
im a lot like reinhard von lohengramm
No.2416873
>>241683799c each is pretty good
but i bet those are small cabbages less than 3lbs
No.2416874
>>2416867you should have got the 9700 xt bro!
No.2416876
hacker from anonymous here,
No.2416877
>>2416872more like retard von lololtrolled
No.2416878
you can still pee outside i do it all the time
No.2416879
us runbros even shit outside
No.2416880
you cant get arrested for drunk driving before 4pm it just doesnt happen thats a fact
No.2416882
new film critters
No.2416883
thats a thing you cant deny
like the fact that i will hate you till you die
No.2416885
>>2416880this isnt true you still have to be good at drunk driving to pull this off or you might get caught
No.2416887
>>2416882i'm happy for you that theres a new one of your things!
No.2416891
i miss the old charli xcx covers…
No.2416892
>>2416890arent they in different leagues?
No.2416893
>>2416757damn shitzii actually cheers on the murder of women
No.2416894
holy fuck i have 20 minutes to roll a blunt and get high!
No.2416895
>>2416893we do that here
*eats 4 day old bread*
fuck you trump i trusted you…
i trusted you and you've betrayed me
No.2416896
>>2416888an hour of this shit man
No.2416897
>>24168961 hour of asmon is a hooboy
No.2416898
you guys never help me
No.2416899
is eating old bread bad
No.2416901
>>2416899glegle you seeing this shit?
No.2416902
i wonder if asmonshitter is a low iq retard who watch his videos or hes just baiting us with asmonposts
No.2416903
we like asmon lil bro
No.2416904
just you, monkey
No.2416905
>>2416903*pauses video*
I agree.
*resumes*
No.2416907
holy crap psg!
No.2416909
>>2416899stale bread is edible, dunk it in something.
moldy bread is bad, ripping the moldy parts off doesnt work there are extremely fine not visible to the naked eye mold capillaries shooting off the mold spot spread through the entire loaf
No.2416910
who are these mystery editors that control asmon?
No.2416911
think it's time to watch yi yi again n cry
No.2416913
me: never seen yi yi, never cried once in my life
you: seen yi yi, blubbers all the time
we are not the same
No.2416914
>>2416909>>2416912this is the germbro
youre a massive pussy bro
No.2416915
sounds like you need to live more life
No.2416918
>thats short for champion
XD
No.2416919
my brain doesnt comit the experience of living to memory very well
No.2416921
>>2416920*licks your earholes*
No.2416922
>>2416920gonna go buy some more alcohol
No.2416923
>>2416920you always was a silly ho
No.2416924
EARL CLEANER?
No.2416925
okay broskis, i got the blunt rolled'skis!
No.2416927
call me wo ai niisan
No.2416928
i miss aaron
No.2416930
>>2416929just use a queue tip man
No.2416931
let me just risk permanent hearing loss by doing something a rained professional doctor/nurse should be doing
No.2416934
gaycel is never ever ever
No.2416936
flushing a big chunk of wax out of your ear feels so fucking good
No.2416937
The USA is immediately lifting the pause in intelligence sharing and resuming security assistance to Ukraine.
is trump actually just a.. retard?
No.2416939
hes playing 4d chess and youve been caught lackin
No.2416940
a senile old man is retarded?
no way
No.2416941
>>2416937its called playing hard ball read the art of the deal
No.2416943
>>2416937they made a deal in saudi arabia lil bro
No.2416944
drinking youngling for the first time it kind of sucks dick (bad) tbh
No.2416945
>>2416937ok so these soft assets are satellite photos and stuff.
russia has been himars rocketdunking on ukraine for a week since we stopped and they havent been able to intercept or attack the launch sites.
No.2416946
[destiny arriving at court] who's dick do i gotta suck to make these charges go away
No.2416947
>>2416946i saw a thumbnail that said there was new info and he was donezo
No.2416948
aaron stream hardball (2001) starring lil bow wow and keanu reeves
No.2416949
who is aaron?
No.2416950
god i hope hes donezo
No.2416951
new dunk is up if anyone wants to get in that ass
No.2416952
*throwing darts at a board*
brokeback mountain but this time theyre both hot gooks
No.2416953
thats still gay bro
No.2416954
*throws another dart*
osmosis jones but the villain is aids
No.2416955
ac isnt responding wonder if shes mad at me again
No.2416956
back form my 3 hour nap
No.2416957
do you mean aOc?
No.2416958
aoc big booty latina
No.2416959
wish empress cracked more denuvo…
No.2416960
noun noun noun adverb noun
No.2416962
>>2416954and the bill murray guy is chinese
No.2416963
do people like taylor swift actually make their music? like theres no way she knows how to use a daw
No.2416964
theres no way chinese have aids
No.2416966
>>2416958with a big big pip
No.2416967
thatd be a fun movie
chinese billy murray eats a pangolin off the ground at the wuhan wet market, hilarity ensues
No.2416968
taytay is dawless shes all about that analog synth experience man
No.2416969
>>2416967and the sequel is his son eating a bat
No.2416971
dunky isnt funny
No.2416972
hate when i get so bloated that it pushes on my diaphragm
No.2416975
>>2416970dinner at 5pm? really man?
No.2416978
>>2416973he didnt fall off man
No.2416979
>>2416970holy fuck! SCORE!!!!
No.2416980
>>2416955oh no no she finally replied and wants to call but im watching footy with dad
No.2416981
>>2416977he cut his hair big whoop
No.2416983
>>2416976we have the classy silvery one you can take it off and use the strap to cut and saw open cardboard boxes
No.2416985
>>2416982some of us already knew this
No.2416986
>>2416984may we move in with you
No.2416987
>>2416981look at him man he's old and dying and probably utterly defeated inside after being cancelled by the rust teen troon squad for the 50th time
No.2416988
theres a 20 minute queue to log onto battle net WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!
No.2416990
>>2416988hop on osrs man!
No.2416991
>>2416984you should get a cheap machete and chop a secret path as deep in as you can get before it gets squishy
No.2416992
the holy triforce of gaming
dunk
sseth avgn
No.2416993
we make our own shoes here
No.2416996
gle
ep
here,
No.2416998
knew gleep was back when i saw these posts
>>2416902>>2416909 No.2416999
>>2416997erm time to sign off lil bro
No.2417000
>>2416998its not that shrimple
No.2417001
>>2416986i only have one spare bedroom and no beds/couches so whoever shows up first gets it
bonus you get a full bathroom to yourself
>>2416991i would the problem is the back fence has no gate
i already have a really nice machete and other yardwork tools but i dont want to bother my neighbors
No.2417002
of course i actually watch the asmon vids man
we all do
same with mr beast (though im the biggest beasthead out of all of us frfr no cap)
No.2417003
hol up……
gleep…..is back?
the return of the gleep?
No.2417005
if you microwave stale bread just right it gets soft and moist and chewy all the same time
No.2417006
>>2417004they use it to make croutons
No.2417007
*gets food poisoning and 3 days of vomiting and diarrhea for 5 cents worth of bread*
No.2417008
gleep
No.2417010
real bread goes stale in a day or two which is way before it gets moldy or sickening
No.2417012
ill be buying the logitech g403 until they run out of stock
and you KNOW theyre going to be double clicking within a month!
No.2417013
can we start giving skippers 1 hour timeouts?
No.2417014
the keto bread i buy from the grocery store is good for ~2 weeks
No.2417015
>>2416989so should i be wearing crocs or not
No.2417016
my bread goes right into the freezer and it lasts a long time
No.2417017
gleepdawg is.. back?
No.2417018
dad started buying this really cheap store brand bread and hiding the good stuff because id get drunk and take 3 slices and dunk them in the pickle jar
No.2417019
>>2417014that sounds scary i didnt know keto bread was possible
No.2417020
gleepdawg has been back for days for those of us who are gleepaware
No.2417023
if gleep wanted me to know hes back then id know
No.2417024
>>2417021first thing this video says is "gkids"
as in its for kids
not a grown ass man with grey hair
No.2417025
>>2417021i watched that and it was pretty garbo
in fact i cant think of a single good miyazaki cartoon thats good
No.2417026
well im a kid at heart!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No.2417027
your not a kid your a pussy
No.2417029
thinkin about the dogu kinda freaks me out
No.2417030
the boy and the heron was awesome
spirited away
princess onononike
ive seen those and i like them
No.2417031
the weed is in the mushroom
No.2417034
we try not to fault people too much for things completely outside of their control
No.2417035
better flat than fat
No.2417036
>>2417033this bih 30 and still taking roles as a high schooler
No.2417037
what the fuck i logged on bnet and theres an ad for tony hawks pro skater
No.2417038
balding is something completely outside my control
No.2417040
at first i thought they added master chief to tony hawk i was gonna say yooooo
but it was just doomguy
No.2417041
minah is the girls day for me
No.2417042
crazy how im 30 and still acting like a high schooler
No.2417043
>>2417021this is worthy of a hooooooooh boy
No.2417044
we are all actors in a lot of ways
No.2417045
Trump Gets Ukraine CEASEFIRE Done & SHUTS DOWN Department Of Education! Must Vacate By 6PM!
No.2417046
must vacate what now
No.2417047
dr beardface
No.2417050
who wants to hop on valorant
No.2417051
crazy how nobody is making marble busts and grand statues of god-emperor trump rn
someone needs to get on that
No.2417053
they came for god emporer trump and i said nothing because i am not god emporer trump
No.2417054
trump is el busto man hes fucked hes finished
not even the maga crowd is behind his erratic demented decision making anymore
only putler likes him
No.2417056
>>2417054*sighs*
*taps the 'go back to reddit' sign*
No.2417057
>>2417051reminder that we want to start casting bronze statues here
No.2417058
okay *notes that down*
No.2417059
metal casting is such a chore
No.2417060
decent buzz about things being chores lately
No.2417061
>>2417055nice wakipai and footsies
No.2417063
>>2417060oh yeah name 5 buzzes about chores
No.2417064
hoo boy we got extra time
that means we might have pens in 30 minutes!
No.2417065
kinda crazy how back when there was a ton of buzz around tic tac ufos no one had the thought to maybe look into the company literally called tic tac
No.2417068
halo 3? now that was a dang game
No.2417070
>>2417067you just know tinny fucked tara
No.2417071
>>2417067i dont remember this
the vegas era?
No.2417072
>>2417067crazy that tin used to look like a normal man just 5 years ago and now hes full freakshow mode
No.2417073
i see a lot of myself in helmuth von moltke the elder
No.2417074
tin rockin the 2 shirts like a real fatboy iykyk
No.2417075
im not seeing it
No.2417076
oh no that fake autograph thing some kgooks got caught selling to their fans…
The Joe Biden Autopen Controversy:
bidens signature on documents was made with that i guess
No.2417077
helmuth? like phil helmuth?
No.2417078
>>2417076no but biden has like infinity more important things to do than sign fucking autographs
all jennie does is slut around
No.2417080
ima keep it a buck fiddy wit yall i miss the good old days of being like 10 years old, blissfully ignorant, and happy
No.2417081
no what
no what you fucking cunt
No.2417083
no way people believe 'autopens' are real
No.2417084
biden hasnt been conscient since like 2018
No.2417085
*kramers voice*
oh they are real
No.2417086
>>2417082my headcanon is that if you take of tim pool's beanie its just his exposed brain underneath like mojo jojo and his helmet
No.2417089
we've had laser engravers, c&c machines. put a sharpie in a tiny one of those you got autopen
No.2417090
command and conquer machines??????
No.2417093
we have to wait for 1.0 u__u
No.2417094
fucking assholes are only at .2?
No.2417095
i bet they are gonna get to 0.9 and they are gonna go with they gay 0.10 instead of 1.0
No.2417096
what do those numbers even like…………………….. mean
No.2417097
crazy how arpgs are slop now
No.2417099
>now