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File: 1741478075233.png (447.66 KB, 1800x900, fatman.png)

 No.2412886[Last 50 Posts]

we're chopped

 No.2412891

never ever gaycel

 No.2412892

chopped and screwed…

 No.2412893

File: 1741478130801.png (805.75 KB, 829x543, ClipboardImage.png)

i wonder if this guy is going to res me hes been standing here for like 15 seconds

 No.2412894

mgmt ft dj paul - little dark age (chopped and screwed)

 No.2412895

hilary duff - coming clean (chopped and screwed remix)

 No.2412897

File: 1741478195252.jpg (340.76 KB, 1151x1438, 472510173_1117067969908024….jpg)

its friday night
and you know what we do on friday night

 No.2412898

>>2412897
its saturday nigga

 No.2412899

he flew away im never getting ressed

 No.2412900

maybe its still friday in gookland

 No.2412901

its friday somewhere

 No.2412902

is ufc delayed or what
tf is going on wheres the stream

 No.2412903

my new nickname? fatman

 No.2412904

>>2412902
they canceled it for holofes bro

 No.2412905

fatman you up?

 No.2412906

its upp

 No.2412907

>>2412905
whats up bro

 No.2412908

pretty sure i couldnt even name 50 women

 No.2412909

a fight got cancelled its starting at 7

 No.2412910

1. anne hathaway
2. hillary clinton
3. nancy pelosi
uhh

 No.2412911

>>2412906
28min niggas here unironically watching this locking in

 No.2412912

File: 1741478467821.jpg (49.64 KB, 586x442, Untitled.jpg)

FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!

 No.2412913

>>2412909
well thats just niggerly af
i hope dana white executes those two fighters

 No.2412914

>>2412910
dont forget michelle obama and macrons wife 😉😉😉

 No.2412915

>>2412907
nothin much fatman, just chillin out

 No.2412916

angela white

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 No.2412918

>>2412912
the community needs to be protected

 No.2412919

>>2412916
sigh gleep used to love angela white

 No.2412920


 No.2412921

>>2412920
is trump gonna be there

 No.2412922


 No.2412923

DRUMPF better not be using my tax dollars so he can watch a shitty card with a bunch of nobodies

 No.2412924

File: 1741478692231.png (968.72 KB, 675x680, GlJTfrIXEAAcu_g.png)

>>2412912
fighting~

 No.2412925

File: 1741478734812.jpg (22.33 KB, 678x276, Screenshot_2025-03-09_01-0….jpg)

hanni bros we are so back

 No.2412926

>>2412925
this what you do with your time?

 No.2412927

>>2412912
fuck you

 No.2412928

>>2412926
yes this is important
women deserve to be recognized and respected

 No.2412929

File: 1741478806828.png (110.72 KB, 823x624, ClipboardImage.png)

maxwaybe… hyeyeon bros… not like this…

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 No.2412931

ok but id still fuck megan olivi

 No.2412932

alex puh-deydah

 No.2412933

well yea
she has some rockin feet

 No.2412934

>>2412880
technically they are an "act"

 No.2412935

see if she knew triples she could name like 70 women just there

 No.2412936

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 No.2412937

im cracking open a cold dr pepper
im opening www.twitch.tv/zackrawrr
life is good

 No.2412938

File: 1741478975886.webm (561.46 KB, 360x640, 1741476096350932.webm)

dis nigga playin turdbo

 No.2412939

>>2412936
i miss bush that guy was funny af

 No.2412940

>>2412806
just delete it
it will generate another one

 No.2412941


 No.2412942

>>2412938
it doesnt even matter that daegistani dude is gonna maul his ass

 No.2412943

>>2412937
wish a donnie darko airplane engine would fall on your bedroom

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 No.2412945

>>2412943
this is a crazy post damn

 No.2412946

>>2412936
you can tell that he was always destined to win

 No.2412947

toon stream donnie darko
it has our guy jake g in it

 No.2412949

>>2412936
remember when drumpf relentlessly bullied marco rubio
'little marco' every time he saw him

now hes his #2 guy
#3 if you count ewon

 No.2412950

that is punk af

 No.2412951

'he/they'

 No.2412952

>>2412949
you know what they say
keep your friends close but keep your enemies closer

 No.2412953

too bad once all the boomers are dead all we'll be left with is nigger mystery meat subhumans forever. i wish there was a way to get rid of everyone born in the 40s and 50s AND all the niggers

 No.2412955


 No.2412956

being an adult means realizing niggers aren't human and the old should be killed for the sake of the young

 No.2412957

>>2412953
lil broverdrive hours have started look at this dumbfuck take.

 No.2412958

i dont remember if i liked mona lisa overdrive or the second book
necromancer was pretty dope

 No.2412959

i mean neuromancer

 No.2412960

>>2412959
the tv series theyre making is gonna be so bad

 No.2412961

niggermancer

 No.2412962

luv trump
luv elon
shrimple as

 No.2412963

me and my based friends are going to run this nuclear power plant now frfr on god
dont worry we'll be livestreaming the whole thing shoutout to superchats

 No.2412964

hol up
any new pirate software news?

 No.2412965

File: 1741479728382.jpg (215.93 KB, 1492x1805, FgKqBGKakAE6MTr.jpg)

i made you some tea master!

 No.2412966

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>>2412965
you can just tell she stank

 No.2412968

File: 1741479784764.png (909.58 KB, 719x637, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.2412969

booty superwide

 No.2412970

ravishing, voluptuous
lil bro magnetized

 No.2412971

File: 1741479988104.png (322.82 KB, 1326x663, ClipboardImage.png)


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 No.2412973

>>2412971
hideo kojima?

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 No.2412975

hideo goes binted?

 No.2412976

File: 1741480299014.mp4 (1.2 MB, 9w1xtsahshne1.mp4)

@_{@

 No.2412977

lol

 No.2412978

shut up man

 No.2412979

>>2412976
holy shit

 No.2412980

we have baby brains here

 No.2412981

this guy lived in a pit bull kennel?

 No.2412982

File: 1741480561455.webm (3.18 MB, 640x360, 1738686898064695.webm)


 No.2412983

i need to smoke weed until my brains leak out of my nose

 No.2412984

File: 1741480629861.webm (514.08 KB, 1280x720, yt5s.com-CustomGrow420 - ….webm)


 No.2412985

what is ozzie short for

 No.2412986

oswald

 No.2412987

ozzy osbourne

 No.2412988

File: 1741480739182.webm (1.64 MB, 720x1280, 1741479908061572.webm)

toot is this real?

 No.2412989

>>2412983
huge +++++=111111111112111

 No.2412990

theo von spotted

 No.2412991

the ovon?

 No.2412992

File: 1741480878581.jpg (176.02 KB, 1365x829, 4Xr1iQhxKb.jpg)

in the back on the right

 No.2412993

File: 1741481074857.jpg (35.92 KB, 600x500, Glf8giJa0AACqEB.jpg)


 No.2412994

hmm yes the one thing i want in my life is a forbes magazine signed by dana white

 No.2412995

whats that glegle things deal?

 No.2412996

this fight is ok and will probably finish if anyone wants to gih

 No.2412997

File: 1741481409550.png (253.7 KB, 431x268, ClipboardImage.png)

theres our guy

 No.2412999

>>2412998
*slides you a pizza and a tall glass of beer*

 No.2413001

so its clear that one of the fighters fights better but he really needs to start holding his ground because hes not fighting well walking backwards

good advice as usual din you fucking stupid bitch

 No.2413002

if you sleep poorly and get a headache how do you make it go away

 No.2413003

creatine 5 tablespoons

 No.2413004

>>2413002
thug that shit out

 No.2413005

you can put the man in the pit bull kennel but you cant put the pit bull in the mans kennel as they say

 No.2413007

Daylight Saving Time begins in the U.S. at 2 a.m. on Sunday, March 9, 2025

 No.2413008


 No.2413009

>>2413006
you mean that guy who posts about his grindr hook ups

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 No.2413012

>>2413009
hes so insistant on himself why cant he just chill

 No.2413014

>>2413013
have you read those dennis cooper books yet

 No.2413015

no im not gay

 No.2413016

if perera beats this guy hes unironically one

 No.2413017

File: 1741482222419.png (3.45 MB, 1920x1080, ClipboardImage.png)

i just cracked a cold one and hopped in my g99

 No.2413018

>>2413006
yeah whats up

 No.2413019

holobros why arent you being annoying?

 No.2413020

File: 1741482299669.mp4 (1.62 MB, fHFKQmD.mp4)

now let me show you this

dog girl in clown makeup

 No.2413021

>>2413019
got you lil bro

 No.2413022

sponsored by bandai?
is there any holo plamo?

 No.2413023

>>2412976
wtffffff

 No.2413024

File: 1741482718372.png (12.17 KB, 382x107, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.2413025

i only have one natty left
but thankfully i have 7 bottles of the good stuff as a backup

 No.2413026

boat goes binted is so 2000 and late time to move on

 No.2413027

what does CREATORS STAGE mean
is it better or worse than stage123

 No.2413028

File: 1741482944175.jpg (119.73 KB, 1079x1499, GjiJiJ-XwAAhrIr.jpg)


 No.2413029

crazy how people watch projectors on their wall

 No.2413030

File: 1741483325011.jpg (313.09 KB, 1536x2048, GeSXAlvbEAEq0Ee.jpg)


 No.2413031

*trips the other guy*
*get 50 points for a takedown*

 No.2413032

*to the tune of the tf2 conga song*
glegle glegle glegle!
glegle glegle glegle (yeah)!
glegle glegle glegle!
glegle glegle glegle!

 No.2413033

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 No.2413034

File: 1741483543810.png (871.85 KB, 644x763, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.2413035

>>2413033
hey thats my hat

 No.2413036

>>2413031
thats not how scoring works. the judges give the guy they think won the round 10 points and the guy they think lost the round gets 9 points

 No.2413037

*throws on some moby*

 No.2413038

>>2412965
id sniff her

 No.2413039

throwing on some moby what? some moby dick? you're throwing on some dick? kek

 No.2413040

>>2413036
i know how scoring works lil bro. i watch the fights every week and im an expert comm commentator on the fights. i dont need some third rate bit biter thats probably european telling me how the scoring in the fights work.

 No.2413041

im listening to owtekker

 No.2413042

File: 1741483645513.gif (2.86 MB, 320x252, 2041113377_24c94c34_1-9.gif)


 No.2413043

>>2413039
take that one back to the drawing board

 No.2413044

is it ok to be needy and to want things

 No.2413045

lil bro is still kekking in 2025

 No.2413046

>>2413040
you couldve fooled me. so that was a joke? i dont get it

 No.2413047

wish jerma was streaming right now

 No.2413048

for me? its jeje

 No.2413049

>>2413044
do you needy the things for survival or is it like a new game boy ds

 No.2413050

warmth, food, stuff like that

 No.2413051

>>2413047
im catching up on his wow vods

 No.2413052

garfield my son

 No.2413053

>>2413029
im afraid the cat would knock over a tv……

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 No.2413055

killed someone in morrowind and now the siltstrider wont let me ride :/

 No.2413056

>>2413030
this looks home make cause the seems arent ironed

 No.2413057

>>2413055
lol rofl

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 No.2413061

>>2413055
bro you gotta train siltstrider riding from the trainer!

 No.2413062

im going through it rn

 No.2413063

File: 1741484249014.png (648.63 KB, 2000x3000, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.2413064

File: 1741484275281.png (128.11 KB, 220x300, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.2413065

>>2413062
same man

 No.2413066

File: 1741484318645.png (8.25 MB, 1890x2677, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.2413067

basically you gotta just thug that shit out

 No.2413068

*casts portal to stormwind*
im going through it

 No.2413069


 No.2413070

>>2413066
>>2413064
>>2413063
love these lil niggas

 No.2413071

TRAUMATIC
BRAIN
INJURY

 No.2413072

i have one of those

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 No.2413075

>>2413073
good stuff

 No.2413076

File: 1741485289631.png (34.36 KB, 895x231, ClipboardImage.png)

pando at gleepy

 No.2413077

r i p to a real nigga

 No.2413078

>Mortal Kombat soundtrack was the first ever Certified Platinum EDM Album
cool

 No.2413079

just buttmogged these zoomers

 No.2413080

buttmog my cock in your ass bitch!

 No.2413081

my new fridge keeps making strange noises at random times

 No.2413082

it's up

 No.2413083

gih!

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 No.2413085

>>2413081
i know what that is but i choose not to tell you because i dont like you

 No.2413086

its up y'all

 No.2413087

File: 1741486133402.webm (Spoiler Image, 4.89 MB, 1080x1920, 339.webm)

wow

 No.2413088

this guy is getting the shit kicked out of his dick gih!

 No.2413089

just saw a bunch of great posts

 No.2413090

where are we on the time change? what's the right play? i think sipping an hour earlier is the way to go

 No.2413091

i quit drinking

 No.2413092

File: 1741486248750.jpg (89.85 KB, 720x889, 1741485043940570.jpg)

hol up tinny met trump?

 No.2413093

>>2413092
nahhhh

 No.2413094

i wish i was trumps top guy

 No.2413095

>>2413090
you dont want to get caught daywalker sipping

 No.2413096

tRump is a traitor to america(which i now love and respect a great deal)

 No.2413097

File: 1741486331112.png (4.49 MB, 2560x1440, ClipboardImage.png)

hol up they got whiteys at holofes now??

 No.2413098

you dont have the mindset to be a top guy

 No.2413099

File: 1741486398976.jpg (74.91 KB, 730x969, Gljh0VaXAAADv57.jpg)


 No.2413100

>>2413097
almost just made a vile joke but i stopped myself im a good guy

 No.2413101

stop sending us that shit

 No.2413102

>>2413097
gaycel, this is your one and only chance.

 No.2413103


 No.2413104

>>2413097
left is the kind of guy you want to get raped by while right is the kind of guy you actually get raped by

 No.2413105

no i dont want that either or

 No.2413106

>>2413081
the ending was funny
i laughed

 No.2413107

File: 1741486600129.png (2.53 MB, 960x1280, 1741389439985.png)


 No.2413108

>>2413103
i thought someone was gonna fall out of it

 No.2413109

>>2413091
in drumpf's weimarikkka?

 No.2413110

dumpf

 No.2413111

File: 1741486832499.jpg (2.01 MB, 1958x1804, 1684624224520801.jpg)


 No.2413112

we need to rescue drumpf from weimarikkka and bring him back to the prime timeline to save us from trump

 No.2413113

drumpf trump i cant keep track of all these characters

 No.2413114

i didnt know the jd vance edits were a big epic meme now i dont think theyre as funny

 No.2413115

honestly i just thought it was someone here doing it

 No.2413116

File: 1741487003093.jpg (144.42 KB, 1618x1447, Gghd2O6akAA8Wpu.jpg)


 No.2413117

does anyone even know whats vances last name

 No.2413118

im finna lil bro out

 No.2413119

>>2413117
his name is jd vance so vance is his last name

 No.2413120

whoa that reply post number is not where it usually is

 No.2413121

so jd is his first name? its not a title??

 No.2413122


 No.2413123

jd stands for john dickhead

 No.2413124

somebody ask grok

 No.2413125

juris doctor vance

 No.2413126

its crazy that the same person that made morrowind and sky rim also made star field

 No.2413127

in this house we call him 48

 No.2413128

File: 1741487289284.png (10.43 KB, 238x28, ClipboardImage.png)

holy fuck!

 No.2413129

File: 1741487302527.png (130.25 KB, 205x272, ClipboardImage.png)


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 No.2413131

we live in different houses

 No.2413132

gleep i need your expert opinion on something

 No.2413133

i'm so LONELY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 No.2413134

>>2413132
we really do need a gleepbomb on nixon right now
and hes nowhere to be found….

 No.2413135

>>2413133
i wish i could help you

 No.2413136

File: 1741487534959.png (284.09 KB, 472x310, ClipboardImage.png)

luke just got elbowed in the face in front of his dad lebrom

 No.2413137

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 No.2413138

gleep is a lot like peter parker in spiderman 2 where he loses his mojo and decides to stop being spiderman but then he eventually realizes he has to be spiderman hell realize we need him and hell swing back in

 No.2413139

>>2413138
damn gleep is so cool

 No.2413140

thinking about skibidi senator again

 No.2413141

File: 1741487640602.png (102.53 KB, 248x326, ClipboardImage.png)

hol up

 No.2413142

ok im gonna watch dreddd now bbl

 No.2413143

File: 1741487703448.png (37.82 KB, 453x196, ClipboardImage.png)

>>2413141
somebody already called dibs in the holocomm lil bro

 No.2413144

and you know what we do on saturday night

 No.2413145

idk if i want to stay up and go through the trouble of finding a restream that might get shut down halfway through

 No.2413146

>>2413145
holo or ufc?

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 No.2413148

tonight i'll be treating my pip to the new noodledude

 No.2413149

>>2413117
its obama

 No.2413150

id rather an anvil fall on my head than watch nba or vtube

 No.2413151


 No.2413152

dang dredd3d is so cool

 No.2413153

jd hussein obama vance???

 No.2413154

yah…

 No.2413155

File: 1741488563755.png (654.02 KB, 882x861, 5c43217f-0350-4b19-8ae6-d5….png)

james david vance

 No.2413156

gih bros!!!!!

 No.2413157

miss cecilia looks so cute in her hooded sweatshirt

 No.2413158

File: 1741489134294.png (10.34 KB, 164x56, ClipboardImage.png)

i think if i do a couple of dungeons tomorrow and i clean up on a pug heroic on monday i should hit 650 this week

 No.2413159

RIGHT IN THE NUTS

 No.2413160

maybe toilet is a disabled cat?

 No.2413161

what does toilet do

 No.2413162

miss cecilia looks cute in everything

 No.2413163

its so weird when you can see the movie thats being made when you are watching it

 No.2413164


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 No.2413167

i have a feeling im not gonna make it

 No.2413168

no one responds to my baltro posts anymore

 No.2413169

>>2413167
wagmi bro (2026)

 No.2413170

baltro is too hard

 No.2413171

File: 1741489865885.mp4 (2.31 MB, m2-res_590p.mp4)


 No.2413172

File: 1741489900890.png (344.09 KB, 446x804, ClipboardImage.png)

momosuzu…

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 No.2413174

>>2413167
HEROES NEVER DIE!

 No.2413175

lil bromementum

 No.2413176

burt kreischer is cooked

 No.2413177

things would be diffrent round here if karl urban was the chief of police

 No.2413178

>>2413169
i need to make it by april man

 No.2413179

what about karl suburban

 No.2413180

>>2413177
i googled who that was. hes from that show i liked until it got bad

 No.2413181


 No.2413182

lord of the rings wasnt a show man it was movies!!!

 No.2413183

>>2413178
move to texas or florida. we've got comm members assembling and forming communes

 No.2413184

many such shows

 No.2413185

you know what else karl urban is in?
the riddick film series

toon you know what to do

 No.2413186

>>2413178
take some roids and start lifting
that'll fix all your problems

 No.2413187

>>2413184
most dont rape their male characters

 No.2413188

move to florida and take roids

 No.2413189

wine is poured
new poe character about to be yoloed

 No.2413190

File: 1741490369441.png (192.95 KB, 271x360, ClipboardImage.png)

>yoloed

 No.2413191

the only thing that would prevent me from drinking tonight is if i was physically restrained

 No.2413192

this white dood has a anime tattoo

 No.2413193

someone pass me an alg to have in the background while i do the poe campaign

 No.2413194

OHHHH THE SWEET CHIN MUSIC!!!!!!!

 No.2413195

DIE NIGGER
GET MURDERED

 No.2413196

DAMN

 No.2413197

HOLY SHIT

 No.2413198

Niggers die.

God laughs.

 No.2413199

tried to emulate that kick and i couldnt even get my foot above my waist line

:/

 No.2413200

someone in a past thread was asking why don't people just make one big bet with their money, since it's more efficient than making multiple small bets. miko proved his idea to be right.

 No.2413201

you guys shouldnt use the n word so much

 No.2413202


 No.2413203

baked isnt loading for me :/

 No.2413204

>>2413199
i throw lots of kicks when i walk around the house

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 No.2413208

depbros we need to give ourselves to god

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 No.2413210

definitely going to be going to streamff by ff edge

 No.2413211

File: 1741491155346.png (631.72 KB, 1080x1789, ClipboardImage.png)

oh no no no no itoddler sistas!

 No.2413212

i just click everything. fuck it you know what i mean

 No.2413213

>>2413210
its that nigger getting kicked in the head

 No.2413214

>>2413205
howd you know i was the pokebro..

 No.2413215


 No.2413216

>>2413207
that site isnt loading either..

 No.2413217

hanni pham is actually really mean and narcissistic :/

 No.2413218


 No.2413219


 No.2413220

>>2413216
it was slow but worked for me

 No.2413221

>>2413217
true true

 No.2413222

favela dykefight

 No.2413223

how long until the main fight

 No.2413224

3 more fights

 No.2413225

who let this 13 year old boy in

 No.2413226

oh shit karl urban is gonna be johnny cage in the new mortal kombat movie

 No.2413227

who the fuck is karl urban

 No.2413228

a country music singer

 No.2413229

File: 1741491981310.png (99.56 KB, 780x438, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.2413230

ahh, dangit im retatrded

 No.2413231

why am i so pissed off

 No.2413232

those ring card girls are so lovely

 No.2413233

shittin my guts out during valuable fes restream searching time…

 No.2413234

crazy how uncle dana put this on the main card

 No.2413235

which streaming site doesnt have any ads

 No.2413236

man i hate trying to get this stuff out of the jar but this idea is smart as hell

 No.2413237

>>2413235
angelthump?
streamchan or whatever it got renamed to?

 No.2413238

File: 1741492556530.png (2.55 MB, 2074x1387, ClipboardImage.png)

lol

 No.2413239

>>2413236
a better lazyman version that is way faster is to take one of those can punch can openers and open a triangular hole in the bottom of the can when you turn it upside down. you just need a little air to make everything fall out

 No.2413240

lebron tore his groin

 No.2413241

>>2413239
that was already debunked

 No.2413242

legroin

 No.2413243

sneed wendys

 No.2413244

ugh jerma and slime are streaming at the same time

 No.2413245

the early 2010s were so different from the later 2010s

 No.2413246

File: 1741493368953.png (2.16 MB, 2560x1440, ClipboardImage.png)

hoo boy

 No.2413247

mel is so cool

 No.2413248

they just showed miss america on the cam i actually got to see her irl in arkansas

 No.2413249

wait nvm i saw the last miss america not the new one

 No.2413250

why doesn't irys have a full name? what's the lore behind that? did they just forget or something?

 No.2413251

>>2413250
its IRyS not irys

 No.2413252

>>2413246
fug, i forgot there are two streams. did i miss anything?

 No.2413253

File: 1741493594560.png (124.81 KB, 278x334, ClipboardImage.png)

>>2413252
just started man!

 No.2413254

girls are so scary they can just get pregnant and then suddenly your life is completely different

 No.2413255

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 No.2413256

the natty and the damage done

 No.2413257

>>2413254
luckily you dont have to worry about that lol

 No.2413258

holy fuck pekora came out of fucking nowhere!

 No.2413259

i need to get a girl pregnant
im not afraid

 No.2413260


 No.2413261

i heard getting a girl pregnant is pretty hard

 No.2413262

j-hags…

 No.2413263

>>2413255
drumpf needs to make wendy's cheaper i'm not paying $10 for a baconator man get the fuck out of here

 No.2413264

not for me
ive studied all the japanese comics to learn techniques for impregnating any human female and even some mythical creatures and aliens

 No.2413265

>>2413236
aint no dang way

 No.2413266

>About 10% to 20% of known pregnancies end in miscarriage.

 No.2413267

woaaaaaa

 No.2413268

>>2413263
rfk is our enemy he wants to keep us away from our slop and delicious chemicals.
did you know that in yurop orange soda is yellow like orange juice?
they cant dye it a pleasant neon orange like us

 No.2413269

File: 1741494361133.png (1.79 MB, 1920x1080, ClipboardImage.png)

they call me the ceo of gaming

 No.2413270

>>2413268
those hippie queers don't DESERVE our colorings

 No.2413271

im a retard, godamnit

 No.2413272

File: 1741494411677.png (145.61 KB, 1280x720, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.2413273

>>2413272
yooooo

 No.2413274

came to noodle dude's newest pmv
i'd rate it about 8/10

 No.2413275

didnt need to know that

 No.2413276

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 No.2413277

>>2413275
me cumming or my rating?

 No.2413278

the libtards are trying to take away our pmvs

 No.2413279

all of gen 0 together on the same stage…

 No.2413280

stop masturbating NOW

 No.2413281

holy fuck its the zucc and his gookwife!

 No.2413282

>>2413276
when todds next to another person he doesnt look short he looks like he's the wrong scale. that cell phone has to be the size of a vape

 No.2413283

i have no fucking money

 No.2413284

>>2413283
well stop blowing it on gaming

 No.2413285

you need to get a job or get some gibs. getting nothing isnt good

 No.2413286

you dont need money if you play wow man you just have to get a wow token every month

 No.2413287

*fires up rune scape*

 No.2413288

>>2413285
get this dick bitch

 No.2413289

this fight is sponsored by vodka and video games

 No.2413290

stuffs so messed up

 No.2413291

File: 1741495756045.png (193.55 KB, 426x599, 1741495733019191.png)


 No.2413292

vod n game?

 No.2413293

noooo stream ded x___x

 No.2413294

File: 1741495893996.png (187.43 KB, 335x402, 1741495804964265.png)

>x___x

 No.2413295

>>2413266
that's because so many of them are from older women.

 No.2413296

the problem is i don't even have the basics down

 No.2413297

FUNdamentals

 No.2413298

>>2413293
free portion is over bro, it says it right on the stream!

 No.2413299

>>2413298
wtf man!

 No.2413300

WE
ARE
BACK

 No.2413301

shut the fuck up

 No.2413302

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 No.2413303

holy fucking shit i thought i only had 5 beers left but i actually have 7!!!

 No.2413304

File: 1741496210676.png (3.85 MB, 1281x2048, ClipboardImage.png)

bunnys tits are popping real nice today

 No.2413305

damn this season of severence is cheeks

 No.2413306


 No.2413307

>>2413305
idk if that's positive or negative…

 No.2413308

>>2413305
heard ep 8 is getting some bad reviews

 No.2413309

HOOOO BOY

 No.2413310

i dont want to the the weird guy who has to get it together

 No.2413311

NENE BAU BAU

 No.2413312

pad???

 No.2413313

File: 1741496469326.png (5.97 MB, 2560x1440, ClipboardImage.png)

BAU BAU

 No.2413314

yoooooooooooooooo

 No.2413315

BAU BAU

 No.2413316

this is what you diaper wearing faggots are doing at 40 years old? you need to be shot in the head

 No.2413317

File: 1741496577765.png (343.91 KB, 680x540, 1741496541923061.png)


 No.2413318

being blind must be so crazy

 No.2413319

im only 33 bro!

 No.2413320

2027 will be our year (for real this time)

 No.2413321

being a fat woman would be so bad

 No.2413322

actually, we are 35 years young

 No.2413323

ive gotta stop eating spoonfuls of lao gan ma every time i do it gives me giga shits but then a couple weeks passes and i do it again

 No.2413324

lil bros eating lao gan ma lmaoo

 No.2413325

we gotta wear more band tees

 No.2413326

oh theres just this whole thing that everyone except you can perceive
yeah we all rely on it for pretty much everything

 No.2413327

never had banh mi

 No.2413328


 No.2413329

hol' up, noel and subaru linked up?

this is a huge deal for us subatomos

 No.2413330


 No.2413331

i want a bf

 No.2413332

SHIT! FUCK!

 No.2413333

>>2413325
that goes against my steve jobs dress code

 No.2413334

sigh, zii always loved this song…

 No.2413335

zii would love this

 No.2413336

just got reminded of that tv show based on a twitter feed from 2010

 No.2413337

damn i am bored as fuck

 No.2413338

File: 1741497243959.png (944.12 KB, 1280x720, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.2413339

hate the way his pants break over his shoes

 No.2413340

i dont think ive ever seen a good non-comedy tv show
and good might be strong for the comedies

 No.2413341

people are so crazy the world is so crazy

 No.2413342

this years news has actually been crazy i gotta get to greenland fast

 No.2413343

>>2413338
such a power move

 No.2413344

File: 1741497429859.png (642.03 KB, 1280x720, 1741497243959.png)


 No.2413345

>>2413340
have you seen the wire or hannibal though?

 No.2413346

wire dn

 No.2413347

miss noel is such a character

 No.2413348

found a fit he liked and just stuck with it i respect that

 No.2413349

mad men was good
and boring as all hell

 No.2413350

except he just copied henry rollins look?

 No.2413351

i think the guy from mad men is more handsome than henry cavill

 No.2413352

are you supposed to drink the instant ramen soup

 No.2413353

i dont anymore

 No.2413354

i always drain most of it after i finish cooking that stuff will kill you

 No.2413355

File: 1741497845735.png (680.28 KB, 1219x788, 1741497801815180.png)

LFG

 No.2413356

https://baked.live/tv/wid

main event time get in here!

 No.2413357

>>2413356
im watchin john wick 2

 No.2413358

>>2413355
that dudes badass

 No.2413359

theres a second john wick?

 No.2413360

>>2413358
hes only badass as long as he wins bro

 No.2413361

cracking a beer
call me john sip

 No.2413362

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITS TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME

 No.2413363

>>2413358
i was thinking about how badass you have to be for that arrow thing to actually be cool and not gay like if i did it

 No.2413364

never watched john wick i should do that some time but i was planning on watching the matrix tonight

 No.2413365

you can never go wrong with the matrix

 No.2413366

i havent seen the wick or matrix sequels

 No.2413367

stream x__x

 No.2413368

the next movie i watch will be mickey 17 and it will probably blow

 No.2413369

im sorry but the matrix was mid

 No.2413370

File: 1741498139266.webm (2.99 MB, 432x814, erm.webm)


 No.2413371

>>2413369
*kills you*

 No.2413372

well at least your sorry for your booty opinion

 No.2413373

i just munched on some raw carrots for the first time in a decade they were yummy af

 No.2413374

fuck man

 No.2413375

all the fucking stream links are dead man!

 No.2413376

they should punch the other person right in the face whenever they go for a dumb little leg kick

 No.2413377

dana won…

 No.2413378


 No.2413379

its for the best to be alone so that you dont spread being miserable to someone else

 No.2413380

i wouldnt be miserable if a cute girl with big tits would save me

 No.2413381

>>2413375
streameast works you just gotta cycle through them when they die

 No.2413382

you cant just go around calling everything mid

 No.2413383

my thing would be kicking people in the knee

 No.2413384

new jennie was below mid

 No.2413385

>>2413384
lisa and rose too all their solo shit sux

 No.2413386

jon jones does this one kick that fucks up your knee real bad

 No.2413387

*doesnt get the takedown*
*doesnt get 50 points*

 No.2413388

kicking knees should be illegal

 No.2413389

leg status: compromised

 No.2413390

File: 1741498579379.png (74.63 KB, 317x445, 1741498496271592.png)

holy

 No.2413391

im not saying kick the knee with the soft part of your foot im saying my thing would be kicking down on the knee with my heel to try and dislocate the knee

 No.2413392

poatan is fucking crazy but those dagastani guys have that gay wrestling style that sucks ass

 No.2413393

*kicks your leg*
now this is peak fighting bro these guys could beat spartans

 No.2413394

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 No.2413395

>>2413391
yea that's jon jones' oblique kick

 No.2413396

>>2413391
first of all illegal

 No.2413397

>>2413338
this faggot was a multi billionaire and died because he thought he could cure cancer by not showering and eating only fruit lol

 No.2413398

HOLY FUCK

 No.2413399

thanks din

 No.2413400

>if he can get past poatans fists he can have some success
thanks for the fucking insight din

 No.2413401

>>2413397
>gets shot by cia cancer gun
>yeah bro why arent you going to doctors so the cia can more easily finish you off once you're under man
fucking retard

 No.2413402

>>2413397
i thought the story was that he was beyond saving so he was just trying hail mary meme shit

 No.2413403

oh no no no

 No.2413404

>>2413391
making a rule would be too much. jon jones is the only asshole shitty nigger enough to make those prop kicks and eye pokes on purpose his core moves

 No.2413405

uma sneeda

 No.2413406

File: 1741498901200.png (260.4 KB, 1638x2048, ClipboardImage.png)

it was her turn

 No.2413407

so this super fighter that everyone says is the best just fights dirty and cheats? thats interesting

 No.2413408

>>2413406
tardlol

 No.2413409

>>2413407
when he could pass a drug test for steroids or cocaine lol

 No.2413410

oh no no no my stream died!!

 No.2413411

holy fuck that trip elbow combo would have killed him if that connected god damn

 No.2413412

wew that was close one

 No.2413413

File: 1741499186567.png (2.24 MB, 2560x1440, ClipboardImage.png)

hoo boy

 No.2413414

yooooooooooooo

 No.2413415

File: 1741499216740.png (2.85 MB, 1915x1077, Screenshot 2025-03-08 at 2….png)

lfg!!!

 No.2413416

shut the fuck up

 No.2413417

WHERE'S THE CHAIR

 No.2413418

someone link a working stream fuck!!!

 No.2413419

>>2413417
you cant use chairs in ufc bro

 No.2413420

wtf my stream died!

 No.2413421

File: 1741499319794.png (8.09 MB, 5120x1440, ClipboardImage.png)

>>2413418
we got em both up man!

 No.2413422


 No.2413423

>>2413421
kill yourself my man

 No.2413424

File: 1741499379059.png (5 MB, 2560x1440, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.2413425

throwing amlitzer out of a helicopter

 No.2413426

>>2413425
+++++++++

 No.2413427

*takes alex down*
*gets 50 points*

 No.2413428

ah yes back to the classic dagestani fighting strategy of leaning against your opponent for 5 minutes straight and winning the round

 No.2413429


 No.2413430


 No.2413431

i dont know why they dont ban this stupid shit fighting style its so fucking boring to watch

 No.2413432

the ruslims are so boring

 No.2413433

"control" should have no bearing on scoring, if you have control then convert it into damage you fucking pussy

 No.2413434

pereira is gassing…

 No.2413435

its pretty fucking crazy how strong poatan is even still though

 No.2413436

File: 1741499576856.png (855.23 KB, 737x662, ClipboardImage.png)

hollup architect is luigicoded AND has a unabomber quote?

 No.2413437

somehow holding a guy to a fence shows that you're the best in the world at fighting

 No.2413438

being a ufc translator must be such a fun job

 No.2413439

that was sick

 No.2413440

holy shit does he get +50 points for that takedown?

 No.2413441

alexbros we are losing…

 No.2413442

need to summon that fucking aztec god for this round

 No.2413443

you guys arent afraid to yap about shit you dont know about… youre so cool i wish i could do that but i worry about saying retarded basic cringe shit

 No.2413444

hope theo von is enjoying himself…

 No.2413445

*walks backwards*
*gets exhausted*

 No.2413446

>>2413443
i just say the opposite of what everybody else says and pretend like theyre retarded man

 No.2413447

>>2413444
hes the only celeb that arrives at the start of prelims everytime

 No.2413448

>>2413447
he's so cool..

 No.2413449

GO ALEX GOGOGO

 No.2413450

File: 1741499871738.png (953.85 KB, 1029x775, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.2413451

is theo von really a celeb

 No.2413452

*gets beat up*
*leans against you*

 No.2413453

*leans on you*
*wins the round*

 No.2413454

oh no no no

 No.2413455

ufc needs infinite stages like tekken

 No.2413456

File: 1741499946961.webm (3.16 MB, 538x956, 1741481383980232.webm)

lol

 No.2413457

booooooo

 No.2413458


 No.2413459

boring fucking fight man

 No.2413460

-50 points for being boring as FUCK

 No.2413461

>>2413451
anyone that isnt a fighter that gets shown on screen and identified. machine gun kelly, etc.

 No.2413462

>>2413456
he almost had that thing

 No.2413463

if they dont give that to poatan its a steal and i wouldnt even give the other guy a second shot at the title

 No.2413464

100% takedown defense
cool cool

 No.2413465

>>2413464
yea but did you see how they leaned against the cage?

 No.2413466

why do they call this guy potata

 No.2413467

His nickname "Poatan" means "Stone Hands" in the Tupi language

 No.2413468

oh no no no the fucking stream died!!!!

 No.2413469

OH NO NO NO

 No.2413470

>>2413465
yea it was bad

 No.2413471

its brazilian for something
not portuguese the native language

 No.2413472

what the fuck

 No.2413473

OH NO NO NO NO NO

 No.2413474

undisputed leaner

 No.2413475

why do judges get a hard on for leaning

 No.2413476

rofl good luck to dana selling a main event with this dude

 No.2413477

>49-46
the rig was in from the start

 No.2413478

>>2413456
he couldn't have emptied his crv and laid the rear seats down before his heist?

 No.2413479

dana remembers when people do boring fights and will try to give them less big fights its just hard when theres so many of these dagestani ass-grabbers and they all have belts so you cant put them on fight nights

 No.2413480

File: 1741500547518.jpg (636.96 KB, 1747x1300, 1741484196250538.jpg)

>>2413478
it was probably done purely on impulse.

 No.2413481

damn soon its gonna be 1:59am
and then its gonna be 3:00am

 No.2413482

File: 1741500575642.jpg (79.72 KB, 1779x498, score.JPG)

how the fuck does sal give the last round to ank

 No.2413483

>>2413391
1st half of this is scumbag nigger signature move. theres also a "6 minutes of jon jones poking opponents eyes" vid i didnt link

 No.2413484

>>2413482
lol what the fuck

 No.2413485

>>2413480
theres also a crutch situation going on next to the stairs

 No.2413486

>>2413482
the redditors are going to lose their mind at this card. dana is done

 No.2413488

File: 1741500665498.jpg (13.7 KB, 640x359, 1611466867326.jpg)

its ogre…

 No.2413489


 No.2413490

so if it goes from 1:59 to 3 and drinking time starts at 2

uhhhhhhh



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