No.2387019
had a jalpeno, pineapple, and chicken sausage pizza. alfredo sauce. lemon pepper chicken nuggets on the side with a argetinian malbech - box wine
No.2387023
same (i wish)
No.2387028
miss luna hasnt hopped on the new server yet shes been playing monhun and nobu
No.2387029
i think whenever dad retires thats when hes going to try and kick me out
No.2387030
have you any skills?
No.2387032
>>2387029that's when he "accidentally" slips in the shower and the state pays you to be his "caretaker"
No.2387033
crazy how 10 years ago cs interviews were basically making fizzbuzz to 100
No.2387034
>>2386178im sure the puzzle was too easy but ill post the solution regardless
ill try to come up with a harder one next time
No.2387035
>>2387025i read your original post wrong its hime not jimmy
No.2387037
crazy how there were two guaranteed paths to becoming rich by 30 for straight white guys and i fucked up my chances with both of them (bitcoin and some faggoty cs job)
No.2387038
>>2387033actual senior engineers cant even do fizzbuzz because real software is just apis being hooked together
No.2387040
>>2387037you can still get the tech job
venture capital tech billionaires are in the midst of taking over the american government and starting their own cyberpunk distributed nation state. not too late to curry their favor and be a good lil codemonkey
No.2387041
venture capitalists need me?
No.2387043
or i can just keep not doing shit and play the lotto
No.2387044
tadaima~
No.2387045
okaeri~
No.2387047
they don't know that i just got done sucking off five cocks in an alley
No.2387048
>>2386989you need to be nicer towards our british poster
No.2387050
>>2387036i mean if ai is mostly just mashing up the results of google image search and like 10%? of people are left handed
No.2387051
if crypto really does become what coinheads say it will then its still early cause its not really mainstream yet
No.2387052
>>2387051you can already buy tokenized stocks and treasury bills and bonds and stuff in non-american countries. i just found out today. its pretty cucky hopefully it changes soon
coinbase is looking to launch its own stock as a token
No.2387053
>>2386968 (me)
the chicken hasnt killed me yet
put too much chili oil so i cant tell if it tastes odd
No.2387054
>>2387051*shoves you*
faggot
No.2387055
>>2387054just buy like $20 worth man
No.2387056
dont talk to me
No.2387058
that post is real prime for a catjak man
do you want me to catjak you
No.2387060
everytime i turn on family guy on comedy central its like the same 10 episodes on a loop
No.2387061
>>2387060If you can read this you've been in a coma for the last 5 years. Please. Wake up.
No.2387062
crazy how elon is worth 400b dollars and everybody thinks hes trying to steal their grandmas 50 thousand dollar social security budget
No.2387063
i hate february
No.2387064
he's worth 400b in monopoly money bro
No.2387065
fucked up bigtime
clicked an indian perpetual motion short on youtube which i didnt realize until afterwards and now all i got is this spam bullshit in my fucking feed
No.2387067
feldspam
No.2387068
>>2387064+1 lets see what his true wealth is (aka his bitcoin)
No.2387070
peeled off a giant scab
No.2387071
it never surprises me how easily i get cracked up watching seinfeld
No.2387073
you arent supposed to do that man
No.2387075
>>2387074i hate the she calls her vids mixes because she doesnt even bother to try and mix the songs together
No.2387076
dark….soul
No.2387077
never seen the great lakes before or the grand canyon or niagra falls or the rocky mountains or crater lake or mount rushmore or washington dc
No.2387078
what about the gulf of america
No.2387079
we gotta do a roadtrip
No.2387081
someone stream eurotrip
No.2387082
>>2387077where do you live, squaresville?
No.2387083
oh yeah i forgot ive never been to yellowstone or yosemite or the redwood forest
No.2387084
ever been to the everglades?
No.2387085
no
No.2387088
winrar has merch
No.2387089
hol up jerry watches the fights too?
No.2387090
>>2387038i learned fizzbuzz in the 27k camp but i dont remember it anymore
id probably remember if you explained it tho
No.2387091
no one man should watch all that seinfeld
No.2387094
>>2387093thats pretty good
No.2387095
mustard on the beat hoe
No.2387097
>>2387094you cant be serious it looks skibidi fortnite
No.2387098
>>2387093its sort of made by a company that makes gravestones commercially and not an artist is my feeling im getting.
artists dont work in stone anymore. bronze shit is way easier. you make a wax statue, make a mold, fill mold with bronze, wax drips out
No.2387099
there are still traditional stone sculptors and also theres a machine sculpted sculpture company
No.2387100
>>2387096damn this nigger sucks
No.2387102
where's ketchup on the beat
No.2387106
>>2387099that machine shit being commercial is newer than that sculpture and that appears to be some middle america bumfuck nowhere town that isnt getting talented masons or artists.
it is what it is ACTUALLY
No.2387107
next thing this bitch is going to say is that yggr sucks
No.2387109
>>2387105oh is so much better than gee lil bro
No.2387110
im a different guy
i was just chiming in
No.2387112
>>2387088damn its like 150$ and its half sold out lol
No.2387113
gee is a certified hood classic
No.2387115
>>2387112they have some pretty slick looking jackets
No.2387117
>>2387113true true niggas get hype for it still
No.2387118
>>2387117i at least get to practice the hand and head part of the dance
No.2387119
all of the nvidia 4000 and amd 7000 series gpus are out of stock and the 7600x is $30 more than it was a month ago
lol
No.2387120
how many fucking automated requests is this website getting hit with?
No.2387121
sorry ill turn off auto update
No.2387122
i thought young sheldon was about young sheldon but all the shorts are always about this dude and his wife that he knocked up
No.2387123
im gonna play one game of tft then im going to sleep haha
No.2387124
was checking out this phbabes twitter earlier
used to follow her before she got massive tits and she looked a lot better then
No.2387126
>>2387125this is her insta
https://www.instagram.com/jeilalou/ the pic i posted is what she used to look like
No.2387127
hate when retarded gookers call b cups "massive"
No.2387129
they definitely arent massive
No.2387130
someone call that guy a pornsick moid
No.2387131
>>2387128calm down pornsick moid
No.2387132
her colored contacts are way too vibrant
No.2387134
>>2387128her entire head just looks photoshopped on lol
No.2387135
>>2387134the whole image looks fake
more fake than ai
No.2387136
i think i could have won the iraq war but thats just me
No.2387137
there were some vultures eating a carcass in the back yard earlier i wonder how thats going for them
No.2387138
post ap ic! thats too crazy not to post ap ic!
No.2387139
its pitch dark now man and raining im not going out there
No.2387140
good night to munch on a carcass
No.2387141
i think if i were an animal id be a vulture
No.2387142
gleepy whats a good entry level vn
No.2387145
>>2387142clannad? katawa shoujo?
im not the one to ask really
No.2387146
i would love to see you try and pop your pussy like me
No.2387147
gleepy whats a good entry level meal
No.2387148
so dad got mad at me because he thought i was mad at him but i was just sleepy tired i even put my big boy pants on and tried to explain to him but he was all like
>yeah i just made it i guess
when i said he was making it up that i was mad which was a big mistake i guess cuz he hit me with the big
>i dont wanna argue
and i had to just go upstairs saying as i was leaving
>i wasnt mad at you and im not mad at you then, lol
but he just said
>yeah okay
why is he such a baby? i tee'd up such an easy reconciliation too
No.2387149
>>2387147grilled cheese & tomato soup
No.2387150
can someone run that post through an ai summarizer for me thanks
No.2387152
>>2387148sounds like hes just a sensitive guy
No.2387154
>>2387152he is but when your 30 year old son comes back down stairs to try and bury the hatchet you gotta take that. coulda just given me a hug and been like "its been a tough day son" and i have a cool memory of my dad instead i have this awful memory of him being a baby because of a delusion
No.2387156
congratulations to me!
No.2387157
BREAKING: Primordial soup discovered in Asmongold's house
No.2387158
why do they call really old stuff prime evil?
No.2387159
i think hops in beers upset my stomach acid
i have no issues with liquor (even overproof stuff)
can the scientists of the comm weigh in
No.2387160
beer tastes like shit
No.2387161
>>2387159the carbon dioxide from carbonation creates carbolic acid on your tongue when you drink it. its more the carbonation
No.2387163
is that a father x daughter doujin?
No.2387164
why would you think that
No.2387166
artwork looks like father x daughter doujin
No.2387167
>>2387161hmm…. i had a stout bother me (those are usually low carbonation) but i dont remember if that one was bubbly or not…. ill take this into account
No.2387168
>>2387167thats how all carbonated beverages work its where the funny burny taste comes from
No.2387169
>>2387165you already know im watching this on youtube!
No.2387170
smh andy left mahomes out to dry with these concepts…
No.2387171
>>2387170love how this absolute collapse simultaneously snuffed out mahomos bid at being the goat player and reeds bid at being the goat coach
brady and belichick forever
No.2387173
>>2387171crazy how the chiefs era ended like this and andy ande kelce are probably gonna retire. this was literally it
No.2387176
gook date night
No.2387177
being bipolar is a sign of intelligence
No.2387178
Meleedle 2025-02-12
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https://meleedle.netlify.app/ No.2387180
>>2387179the ear
the ear of the gookaloni
No.2387181
>>2387174why is her head so tiny
No.2387182
gook heads are usually big
No.2387184
if it really snows as much as they are saying it will im gonna be so po'd
No.2387186
>>2387172you just need to find a comfortable spot for your right hand
No.2387187
>>2387184my city is getting 15cm
No.2387188
>cm
whats that in people measurements monkeybro
No.2387189
what else would you measure snow in
No.2387190
crazy how we dont use nuclear for all of our electricity generation
No.2387191
i thought yuros were supposed to be smart
No.2387193
all the smart euros came to america 100 years ago only the inbred dummies stayed
No.2387194
crazy how america is the only country that uses pounds, feet and inches and theyre widely known as having the most stupid people
No.2387195
rome was so cool its a shame modern italy sucks so bad
No.2387196
fahrenheit is way better than celsius too
No.2387198
goodnight retards
No.2387200
sjlm
No.2387201
stupid?
No.2387202
don't call her that
No.2387203
when sabrina carpenter said switch it up like nintendo she was making a reference to the nintendo switch
No.2387204
thats deep lyricism i bet 99% of people missed that
No.2387205
hoping my dad isnt gonna be mad at me for 4 days in a row like usual over something he made up in his head
No.2387206
im up to a gallon and a half of water a day i wonder if i can hit two gallons
No.2387207
buddy be sloshing xD
No.2387209
these jalapeno flavored chips are so good
No.2387210
what do they taste like
No.2387211
No.2387213
bitch sounds like shes drawing a breath every time she talks i cant handle this
No.2387214
why dont austria and germany just merge
No.2387215
im not sure
No.2387216
if you set your thermostat to a decimal or odd number i will find you and kill you myself
No.2387217
>>2387214its like Canada where Austrians define themselves as not German
No.2387220
>>2387217i guess it would suck to lose most of your political autonomy being subsumed into germany
No.2387221
Cataclysm Classic: Hour of Twilight Arrives February 18!
No.2387222
my bmi is 20.1
No.2387223
cool man idk what that means
No.2387224
get a fucking job
No.2387226
oh its you
No.2387228
i'm so horny i can't concentrate at all
No.2387230
that boy shubham and his mischief
No.2387231
being indian must be a wild ass experience
No.2387232
going roller skating in an hour with my little cousin
i've not touched a pair of skates in nearly 2 decades so i'm 100% going to fall and break something
No.2387233
>>2387231hey brother take a picture of me in front of this oncoming train
No.2387235
the lava is claiming many lives today…
No.2387236
>my cryptycoin
lol
No.2387237
forgive me
>my cryptypie
No.2387239
some people can really pull off a mustache to the point where it looks wrong for them not to have it
No.2387240
like hitler
No.2387241
wasnt who i had in mind but yeah he fits
No.2387242
buddy has multiple mustachio'd men in his mind 😂
No.2387243
yeah im capable of imagining many things at once because im not a protozoa
No.2387244
hes imagining multiple mustachiod men getting together…
No.2387245
hold he only said he wasnt a protozoa not that he wasnt a brumpti
No.2387249
i want a bf
No.2387251
Chungha making club bangers for the girls and gays is exactly what I’ve been missing in life
No.2387252
lol drake
No.2387253
if pedophile elites hate you thats probably a good sign
No.2387254
why didnt the joos fight hitler with silly t-shirts
No.2387255
starting to think that kayne west fellow might be right about the jewish folks
No.2387257
yooooo is that minecraft steve
No.2387259
teams call with Asian coworker in 15 minutes…
No.2387260
you need to neg her hard man
make her feel small women love that shit
No.2387261
damn im gonna miss the call ill need a recap when i wake up
No.2387262
actually would you mind recording your call with her and posting it? that would be peak
No.2387263
put on my nice shirt and some cologne
No.2387264
>>2387247i fuck so hard with "beat of my heart" like holy shit what a fucking banger
No.2387266
my life of all rare & exotic 'ster flavors from amazon begins soon
No.2387268
why is there only a you go girl not a you go guy saying do guys not deserve encouragement
No.2387269
god bless elon mus
No.2387270
real men doesnt
No.2387275
you gonnas gonna gerp on valentines day?
No.2387276
im gonna gerp right now
*curses you to be stuck in a wall in the mansion bathroom*
No.2387277
oh my god valentines day is this friday??
what the fuck are we gonna do!
No.2387278
woke up with the throbber
even gold is down this morning 🤣 what happened
No.2387280
all my exes will get pounded on friday
meanwhile ill drink ab eer and play video games
No.2387281
you guys have exes??
No.2387284
omg its almost valentimes
No.2387285
i remember all the lil black kids in school called it valemtimes
No.2387286
*niglets
No.2387287
do they call little amish kids omelettes?
No.2387289
thats cool toon (not really)
No.2387290
pipe is up huh
No.2387291
>>2387287weird al does in amish paradise
No.2387292
havnt read any smutty girl fanfics in a coons age but i got a rec yesterday
No.2387293
why do you all have to be so weird (in a bad way)
No.2387294
i asked, toon, i care
No.2387296
>>2387295he got kicked out of the gerp and is salty
No.2387297
why is a level 48 grouping up with a level 26 anyway
No.2387298
>>2387295im the only straight person here that doesnt like Tgirl pips for one.
thats a big one
No.2387299
>>2387298well thats wrong because i dont like tgirl pips either
No.2387302
oh no is zii asexualcoping
No.2387303
straight is such a loaded term
No.2387304
reminder of the time zii started dryheaving during a sex cutscene
No.2387306
who up feeding they mag
No.2387307
teams date was 1 hour long
her mic kept breaking up
she laughed a lot and was super cute
she was mad i joked about coming to her city, she thought i was being serious first
gonna try set up another teams date if/after she texts us - now we have to wait
No.2387308
oh no no no you fucked it all up that is such an ick
No.2387310
Snow Moon is Here
Learn More
No.2387314
it was a bit lil bro
No.2387315
zii on a collar and leash
No.2387318
one of you tards is edating now?
No.2387322
>>2387319posting these is just a bit right?
you guys cant actually be watching these
No.2387323
>>2387321keep buying the popcorn at the theater lil bro
No.2387324
Shipment has departed from a DHL facility GUANGZHOU - CHINA, PEOPLES REPUBLIC
Estimated Time of Arrival
February 14, 2025 - By End of Day
No.2387326
>>2387323i learned that when i was fucking 6
No.2387328
and i stopped going to the theatres when torrents became a thing and i walked in with all my own snacks.
if youve spent 1 cent inside the theatre youre a retarded little lord baby brolet III lord of the baby countries
No.2387329
*1 cent on food
No.2387330
>>2387324whatre you getting?
No.2387331
a cwife
No.2387332
rent went up by 8 dollars ugh
No.2387333
expensive theater food is a feature so you can flex on your date by lavishing her with decadent snacking
No.2387334
>>2387333a lot of assuming being done here
No.2387335
*discovers the best tgirl porno of all time*
No.2387338
how smart do you have to become to overcome apathy
No.2387339
not very smart, the less smart the better
No.2387341
*gooks up 4 eggs instead of eating the lettuce dad got for him to eat* nothing personell *wheezes*
No.2387343
going on another date this time to a girls house with a bottle of wine
last 2 dates we went to girls houses too without anything happening
No.2387344
>>2387343i no longer believe any of these stories
No.2387346
cope incel
No.2387347
watched hoshi no koe
No.2387349
>>2387346my issue is that if your stories are true youre a new poster which means your responsible for horrible bad retard posts and i inherantly hate you to the core and wish you'd leave
No.2387350
theres a new kid on the block and hes making waves
No.2387351
>>2387350he might not even be someone i hate but im not afraid of people catching shrapnel. im shooting a sawed off shotgun at my enemies and apologize to all the other people im hitting.
my mind is brapped by the utter state of myself and the thread
No.2387354
>>2387352fuck em man theres at least a 25-40% chance he's a new anti-gooker
thats enough for him to be dead to me
No.2387355
>>2387354dont be so negative man
i mean if you are right i will personally abandon my 2025 kgf goal and instead team up with gleepy to track him down and kill him in most painful way
but lets not just throw around random assumptions without any proof
No.2387356
gleep dog what is our opinion about elon mus
No.2387358
no look this is the annoying zoomer poster hes trying to dab on him with some shitty 4norm pics
>>2387313>>2387316 No.2387361
lil
cleany
poo
No.2387362
>>2387361it was requested
No.2387363
super man can go back in time?
No.2387364
>>2387362cool they can look at it i dont want to.
No.2387365
>>2387364close your eyes nigga
No.2387367
3y3s
No.2387368
crose your 3y3s…
No.2387369
new fka is pretty good but i don't think she'll ever make something on the level of magdalene again…
No.2387371
its been so long since i played henry i forgot the combat
No.2387372
henry by shakespeare?
No.2387373
boat goes binted
No.2387374
>>2387360i mostly wanted to see the vultures
in high school art class there was a latina girl who was into voodoo and crystals and stuff who would collect animal skulls she would find while walking around the woods
No.2387376
>>2387375it still is americhump
No.2387377
>>2387375this is literally how zoomers dress now
No.2387378
>>2387377george was a zoomer in the 90s
No.2387379
you guys ever go to minneanappolis before
No.2387380
>>2387374vultures are surprisingly huge
No.2387381
made of fire
made of fire
No.2387382
>>2387375this is a choice pic of george tbh
No.2387385
smiths are inherently gay
No.2387386
the smiths but he wears sunglasses and its the matrix revolutions
No.2387387
>>2387385explain
"let me get my hands on your mammary glands"
you cant
morrisey is straight af
No.2387388
males have mammary glands too
No.2387390
not me you dumb queers
No.2387392
that's like saying t girl break (not gay)
the gayness is inherent to the concept regardless of your stance
No.2387393
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No.2387395
i might have boobs but my future bf will be gay
No.2387396
just found out one of my childhood friends to jail for statutory rape
No.2387397
>>2387396this post gives me the esl ick
No.2387398
your friends a chomo?
No.2387400
statutory rape means giant scumbag more than ped.
No.2387402
>>2387397they don't charge for statutory rape in third worlds that's just normal stuff there
No.2387403
in 5 hours there will be a lil bro that posts a screenshot of warcraft rumble getting a small update
No.2387404
cant find my gorilla glue
No.2387405
interviewing an indian g*rl for a job
No.2387406
does she have a mustache
No.2387407
>>2387394can i get a lil summary
does this involve the huge hurricane in the middle of the world or not
No.2387408
>>2387407the vids an hour long and came out 15 mins ago bro how is anyone gonna give you a summary
No.2387410
gleep you ever heard of ashwaghandi before
think its some kind of drug
No.2387411
nah
No.2387412
we just witnessed the largest monthly jump in the price of Breakfast in America… ever…
No.2387413
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No.2387414
i heard bacon egg and cheese is a bigbreakfast psyop
No.2387416
>>2387414bacon egg and cheese breakfast tacos have been my go to since high school
No.2387418
breakfast tacos actually sounds like a pretty yum idea
No.2387420
>>2387415boy what the hell boy
No.2387421
baby P here,
No.2387425
not me im not a sadist
No.2387426
i'm the sadist lil bro
No.2387427
gaycel turned rapist
No.2387428
bf who repeatedly punches your tummy while choking you
No.2387429
what if i agree to tummy punch you but it makes me sad and scared too
No.2387430
i don't think i'd want to do something that would make you sad and scared
No.2387431
well again not me because i don't like sadists
No.2387432
>>2387428SHUT THE FUCK UP DUDE YOURE RUINING EVERYTHING
CANT YOU JUST BE FUCKED UP ON YOUR OWN AND NOT BURDEN US
I HATE YOU
I DONT WANT TO COME HERE ANYMORE BECAUSE OF PEOPLE LIKE YOU. YOURE RUINING SOMETHING GOOD FOR EVERYONE. YOURE A SCUMBAG ASSHOLE
FUCKING FIST YOUR OWN ASS YOU FUCKING FREAK
No.2387433
musicians are scary
No.2387434
bf who fists your asshole
No.2387435
if this place isnt better by march im leaving forever fuck all of you
No.2387436
i don't like fisting either
No.2387438
fisting is $300
No.2387439
im not doing well. i need to hire the crew from hoarders to help me clean up all my shit so i can kms myself
No.2387440
i don't like sex i just like warm cuddles and snuggles
No.2387441
i havent done either yet
No.2387442
soooo how bout that new chungha ep huh
No.2387444
>>2387413that seems pretty cheap for bacon no?
No.2387445
>>2387442is it good post the best song
No.2387446
did he record his call with the asian coworker for us to listen to?
No.2387447
how do crowds decide how far away to stand from a street performer
No.2387448
rofl destiny interviewed mike israel rooooofl
No.2387450
it just keep snowing and it wont friggin stop
No.2387452
push da button
No.2387454
it literally says republic of georgia but my only question is why those chemo cops have thai lettering on their coats
No.2387455
thats georgian man theyve been writing in georgia long before there were even people in asia
No.2387456
>>2387451well lets look at those letters. they look like tagalog to me but im p sure its the georgian version of cyrillic
No.2387458
thought that was typed for a second
No.2387460
>>2387459if you have a gun pointed at someone you really shouldnt get that close it gives them a good chance to disarm you
No.2387463
>>2387462surely that couldnt have been a joke it wasnt funny
No.2387464
>>2387459this is the gayest boomer power fantasy ive ever seen in my life
this is worse than the fast food scene in falling down
No.2387465
>>2387463not funny when you dont get it
No.2387466
a full standard deviation below me
No.2387468
thought that ugly b*tch on the right had utters
No.2387469
i guess you were utterly wrong looooooool
No.2387470
*pinches the tip of your penis*
No.2387471
no not the piptip!
No.2387472
you guys dont understand
we had no say in this shit
one day you were drinking your delicious fizzy beverage fine and then the next you were wondering why the cap didnt fully come off when you twisted it how this is a funny defective bottle
No.2387473
the idea of corporate governance is honestly terrifying. He speaks from the perspective of a benevolent corporation, but what guarantees it would actually be that way? Historically, corporations haven’t exactly had the best track record when it comes to treating people well. Imagine workers saying, "We don’t want chemicals in our drinking water because it shortens our lives by 10 years." Meanwhile, the corporate government calculates that a shorter lifespan is financially beneficial since productivity declines in later years. People protest, because you cant really vote in a new government…. Then who controls the army? Corporations will crack down on protests. This sounds like a dystopian AI corporate nightmare to be honest.
No.2387474
back from my 3 hour nap
wow i love waking up in the middle of the afternoon!
No.2387475
>>2387474whoa me too bro! high five!
No.2387477
crazy how if i sleep less that 12 hours i can barely function
No.2387478
im waiting for glue to dry (found my gorilla glue)
No.2387479
thought now that i think about it i can barely function even with 12 hours im a bit of a tard
No.2387480
>>2387472thats way better than buying a bottle from the vending machine and not hearing the crack from the seal after you open it bro!
No.2387481
>>2387472*hands you a paper straw*
No.2387482
it's snowing!!!
No.2387483
i am now officially 1-7 as wolverine in ranked matches the streak is broken
No.2387484
holy fuck the cute stinker who takes my order at the ‘nese spot remembered my name without me even having to tell her
No.2387485
ask her out on a date bro! its 2025!
No.2387486
forcing myself to finally finish shikanoko rn
its really not funny
No.2387487
honestly if i was single and lived alone and had a job and my own car i would go to the same chinese spot every day in the hopes of one of the mama-sans thinking im cute and introducing me to her daughter
No.2387488
no idea what that is man
sounds like some retarded jap cartoon or something
No.2387489
>>2387484you can never go back there now
No.2387490
>>2387486that was a good prank ticking us to watch all that anime
No.2387491
>>2387484belial mohammed?
No.2387492
post yfw there is some poor woman out there named anita cox
No.2387493
im not gonna post my face here man
No.2387495
>>2387486i dropped it after ep 1 i could smell the shit
No.2387497
you are spending your attention unwisely
No.2387498
the annoying vietnamese kid i play piu with loves that deer show which tells me everything i should know about it
No.2387499
>>2387454it was thai people getting trafficked in georgia (the country)
No.2387500
why are you playing with vietnamese kids you fuckin greak
No.2387501
pretty sure mike is dead or at least lost the rest of his teeth
he hasnt uploaded in over 10 days so he might never come back
No.2387502
i didnt even know tagalog had an alphabet i always see it written with western characters
No.2387503
motherfucker mike?
No.2387505
>>2387503mike from through hell and back
No.2387506
interview with the indian girl didnt go very well …
No.2387507
im retarded i couldnt down 13 11 12
its actually over for me
No.2387508
think you meant "count down" lil bro
No.2387510
the lil'st bro
No.2387511
kinda crazy mom just leaves the house multiple times a day to get mcdonalds and wendys
No.2387513
does she know about cooking?
No.2387515
i wish all the greentext quoters we've had in the past all still posted
No.2387516
i had a dream last night that i was hosting an online tournament for a berserk fighting game
and the grand prize was going to be one million nigga coins
but nigga coin went to zero right when i was gonna start the tourney and then everyone in the chatroom was leaving because i couldnt pay the winner and my tournament was ruined then i woke up
No.2387517
what a disaster
No.2387518
>>2387511im boutta do this for some potle hope they dont fuck it up this time
No.2387519
the cold yntgaj war has officially ended…
dad struck hard and fast today, we didnt see it coming
massive casualties
No.2387520
did you tell him that a quarter of all americans are the facto unemployed
No.2387523
>>2387519do you know how to install and calibrate electromechanical equipment?
i have an 80-90k position in the north tampa area that im trying to fill
No.2387524
to what tolerences do we have to install and calibrate the quipment
No.2387525
i rolled my ankle really badly when skating with my little cousin
i was getting too confident and quick then slipped, bicycle kicked, and my right leg went under me and i landed on it
on the bright side i got first aid from a cute girl who tenderly touched my feet and put a compression bandage on me
No.2387526
your cousin thinks youre a massive pussy
No.2387528
Overwatch 2 is bringing loot boxes back from the dead
No.2387529
real?
No.2387530
>>2387523no but i can learn
No.2387534
so
No.2387537
i was so streets ahead getting back into ow2
No.2387538
>>2387532unfortunately i did not suck her boobs…
but she was really cute and she definitely admired how hard and resilient i was
when i was filling out the document saying she rendered first aid under occupation i wrote "computer science student, 300k starting" and winked at her
No.2387539
>>2387538and she was a cute chinese with a bob and she texted you to ask her out afterwards?
No.2387540
you needed first aid for a twisted ankle?
No.2387541
if youre a massive pussy yeah
No.2387542
https://kick.com/gr8peslikethefruitwe are entering a new level of nasty
No.2387543
>>2387539she was a cute w-girl with long curly hair…
>>2387540i was going quick so i came down hard on it
No.2387544
>>2387530do u have an engineering degree or any technical experience
>>2387524beam output is +/-5 percent for spots and 1mm max error for positioning
imaging system has to be within 0.5mm anywhere in the treatment volume
there are hundreds more reqs but those are some of the most important
No.2387545
do cute wgirls just hang out around skate spots ready to lay hands on an injured skating man
this could be a huge opportunity for us if we can exploit it
No.2387548
>>2387544lets bump that up to +/-1m and i think we can shake hands on this mutually beneficial employment opportunity
No.2387549
>>2387545no lil bro that isnt quite how it works
No.2387550
m = mile
No.2387552
how do you know that man are you a part of the skating scene
No.2387553
>>2387545just go in and ask them if they have a first aid responder. then ask to see if them
if it's not a cute white girl then leave instantly
No.2387554
>>2387548there is not any flexibility there
usually we can get close to 0.1mm accuracy which is about as tight as the various measurement equipment can see
No.2387555
>>2387544i have engineered many goon session and read technical manuals about mass bate meets
No.2387557
when i crashed my motorcycle i dragged it off the road kicked it back together and rode back home
when mom made me go to the hospital in the morning it turned out i had multiple fractures in every bone in my leg and hand
No.2387558
>>2387557probably from that kicking
No.2387560
how do you send an email
No.2387562
>>2387561this is why you shouldnt be poor
No.2387565
>>2387558the nurse made the same joke
No.2387566
>>2387564uma delicia
una tsuuuuda
No.2387567
>>2387565damn
was she cute
was she asian
can you get me her number
No.2387568
>>2387567she was very old
No.2387569
why didnt you guys tell me that one of the teams in the penalty shoot out yesterday was 3rd place in the premier league
i thought it was two bums in the 3rd tier, thats what it seemed like
No.2387572
you deer
No.2387575
normal people are extremely squishy
No.2387576
this horizontal volute spring suspension got me buggin
No.2387578
>>2387574we need someone to commentate this
No.2387579
you now i'll stream man
No.2387580
just wait for the asmon react clips
No.2387581
you guys ever mess with 3d printing
No.2387582
i'd like to but my depression and motivation would just leave me with a cheap unmaintained 3-d printer i never used that would break
No.2387584
dorito pope's last award show was so awful it made me vow to never watch another game thing again
but if they show off bloodborne or dark soul make sure to yell it in the thread
No.2387585
we are supposed to be imposing our will upon the world
No.2387587
aris has a good point why tf are they driving the car why dont they just run
No.2387588
why does any sport have rules
dumbass
No.2387589
sickzii is making fun of chinese people right now
No.2387592
im hungry but im also tired
No.2387595
>>2387591hoooly they got gamersnexus on their ass now the techjesus is gonna blast amd a new one
No.2387596
>>2387594half of those are cartoons you retard
No.2387598
and??
No.2387599
zii just said hes not gonna play the new alien game because the protagonist is a black woman
No.2387600
7 of those posts were me lol
No.2387601
>cozy
No.2387603
sickzii doesnt know how to pronounce mullet
No.2387604
>>2387600and i was the last 3
my brother..
No.2387605
sickzii doesnt know how to pronounce a lot of things
No.2387606
crazy how video games havent been good in a decade
No.2387607
oh yeah
No.2387608
oh yeah…
No.2387610
whats with all these boring story games
wheres the bing bing wahoo weewoo stuff
No.2387612
>>2387609this reads like our threads
No.2387613
>>2387610they showed an ape escape ape for 4 seconds
perhaps…no they would never…
No.2387614
im on that type'a shit you wouldn't understand
No.2387615
>>2387586lol it do be like this
No.2387616
maybe ill just start dating black girls thatll make dad SO mad
No.2387619
>>2387609what place is this
No.2387620
my grandma would be so pissed if i dated a heart of darkness black woman
No.2387621
>>2387617crazy how all the characters in umineko would call them a disgusting troon because they're all tradjaps but >>this troon doesnt get it
No.2387625
*scoffs*