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i once had sex with my girlfriend while on acid. i was convinced i had gotten her pregnant and immediately ran to the bathroom and held myself in the fetal position (i was 17). i asked her later and not only was i wearing a condom, but I also didnt cum and i also wasnt hard
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 No.2373156

i missed it too stream the first episodes again

 No.2373157

>>2373152
hooo boy

 No.2373158

wtf i missed the premiere v__v

 No.2373159

i don't like the word dysphoria because it implies there's something seriously wrong with me
i prefer dysmorphia as it implies there's only something moderately wrong with me

 No.2373160

its up

 No.2373161

theres nothing wrong with me but if i get a little sugar in me…

 No.2373162

we're getting shredded for the summer bros

 No.2373163

>>2373132
straightbro here, this comm taught me that lots of gays can be normal and chill and my friend.
thats all i got for you.

 No.2373164

i want a bf

 No.2373165

>>2373162
no way man im eating bread right now

 No.2373166

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>>2373154
caesar and pompey are playing 5d chess over the senate but caesar call's pompey's bluff

 No.2373167

>>2373163
not a single true statement in this post

 No.2373168

gaybro here, this comm taught me that lots of straights can be evil and mean

 No.2373169

"And they wanted to know if I would trade ten Juggalos for a hundred mainstream fans." (Yup, yeah)
"And I said I wouldn't trade ten Juggalos for a hundred thousand mainstream fans. (Yup) Ten Juggalos is priceless to me."

 No.2373170

call's
american teachers everyone

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 No.2373172

planes be crashin yo

 No.2373173

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 No.2373174

🤓

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 No.2373177

made an OOPSIEpost……….

 No.2373178

>>2373168
like if gaybro is sad because of posts here i might be able to help.

if its because of how hard it is irl with the feels and the logistics i dont have much

 No.2373179

ate chicken wings with my dad

 No.2373180

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 No.2373181

>>2373166
were caesar and pompey kind of… you know…

 No.2373182

>>2373178
sorry im not actually sad because of posts here i just made that up
its also not hard irl because i dont go outside and my parents dont care about it

 No.2373183

>>2373165
cmon man wagmi

 No.2373184

thought pompey was a volcano

 No.2373185

>>2373180
y2k zoomers who had nothing in their life other than internet fandoms and arcade games are FUCKED UP

 No.2373186

ceasar salad and popeyes linked up?

 No.2373187

wish i had a ferret named tater tot that stunk good

 No.2373188

>>2373182
even batman couldnt save your sorry ass

 No.2373189

>>2373179
has 40 year old wheezeman ever shown the hack for how to eat chicken wing flats in a second?
you should show that to your dad if there are any left

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 No.2373191

i can get you a furry bf named tater tot who stinks good

 No.2373192

>>2373135
azshara was unequivocally one of the most powerful people on azeroth for the entire time warcraft and wow takes place, she was so powerful that she considered herself equal in power to sargeras or even considered him to be weaker than her
she was only really powerful because of because of the well of eternity which was the big thing in the middle of the ocean where the maelstrom is now before the sundering, it was basically like a never ending bleed coming from the soul of azeroth
sargeras tricked her into creating a portal in the well, and the burning legion invaded through there and destroyed it which caused the continents to exist, and then it turned into a big whirlpool
at some point in the near term after that she made a deal with the old god n'zoth, they made a video about it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hndyTy3uiZM
now theres a bunch of stuff happening with xal'atath who is the main antagonist of this expansion and maybe even the next one or two, but the main point is she has this ancient relic that is called the dark heart, which is some kind of proto dragon soul thing that neltharion had back in the day, but alleria shattered it so shes going to try to get the goblins to fix it for her and thats why the next expansion is a goblin expansion

thats the first 4 minutes minus the 1 minute for ads and the entire explanation of xalatath that i left out

 No.2373193

spam

 No.2373194

not reading all that

 No.2373195

>>2373189
i ate like 7 flats and i would like to see that video

 No.2373196

i read the whole thing

 No.2373197

sum it up

 No.2373198

>>2373178
no it's because you guys are evil rapists that think of women as living fleshlights

 No.2373199

piratesoftware said that ferrets smell bad because people wash them and that makes them excreet more pheromones or whatever so people wash them more and its just a vicious cycle

 No.2373200

finally got gta:sa set up on my steam deck again gonno game

 No.2373201

>>2373185
those are actually the coolest people online

 No.2373202

>>2373198
hmm that do be me actually

 No.2373204

>>2373192
thanks

 No.2373205

>>2373181
blood brothers? yeah….

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 No.2373207

>>2373198
we were made for eachother…



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