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 No.2372003[Last 50 Posts]

sex sex sex sex sex sex

 No.2372005

i want a bf

 No.2372006

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 No.2372007

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 No.2372008

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dsfsdvf

 No.2372009

whew almost just saved $15k by thinking i didn't need one of the surgeries but i snapped back to reality that was a close one

 No.2372010

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 No.2372011

are you getting leg lengthening surgery cause i heard thats whats most important is to have long legs

 No.2372012

shit or get off the pot psbro

 No.2372013

leg lengthening surgery costs 6 figures and leaves you like partially disabled i've heard i'm not very interested in that
it'd be nice to be a little taller though…

 No.2372014

stay a cute little manlet for daddy

 No.2372015

whats it like being short

 No.2372016

its really fun when tall strong men pick you up

 No.2372017

5'5" is not short

 No.2372018

i thought that surgery was a midget only deal… normlets get it?

 No.2372019

anyone getting leg lengthening surgery that isn't a midget is not a normlet

 No.2372020

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wowbros and potterheads linked up??

 No.2372021

anything under like 5'10 for a man is short imo because 5'10 is the lowest height a man can be and plausibly like to women that they're actually 6'0

 No.2372022

my ex was 5'10…

 No.2372023

oh yeah whats his name HAH

 No.2372024

im not telling you

 No.2372025


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 No.2372027

i like that my name is soft and not hard like mark

 No.2372028

just finished miss polkas bday live vod it was p good

 No.2372029

>>2372027
bob….

 No.2372030

my name? david d. davidson

 No.2372031

bob is not a soft name

 No.2372032

it doesnt get softer than bob cmon

 No.2372033

rob

 No.2372034

the r is hard

 No.2372035

that's one of the hardest names you could think of

 No.2372036

the r is not hard the b is hard you melon

 No.2372037

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we missed a chase that went to car failure but it wasnt exciting skimming through

 No.2372038

ror

 No.2372039

mental illness going turbo rn but might just be hungry

 No.2372040

its impossible for a b to be hard

 No.2372041

if your name is bob people can call you boob when you do boobish things

 No.2372042

you need to say bob out loud

 No.2372043

i just call him boboboboboobb like anna did that one time

 No.2372044

*whispers softly, sensually* bob…
see

 No.2372045

i just whispered it soft and sensually and recorded it and played it back and it still sounds hard

 No.2372046

guess you have a speech impediment idk

 No.2372047

its 3 letters i think i got this one

 No.2372048

*compiles your docker image into a binary* heh nothin personnel

 No.2372049

erm im non binary

 No.2372050

you're not valid

 No.2372051

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 No.2372052

HE IS VALID!

 No.2372053

*they is valid

 No.2372054

yeah that was the joke jackass

 No.2372055

thinking of trying dating apps

 No.2372056

you have to make an account for those

 No.2372057

like scruff?

 No.2372058

>>2372055
lmaoing at your life

 No.2372059

File: 1738276417940.png (331.47 KB, 790x709, ClipboardImage.png)

why tho

 No.2372060

>>2372055
were on tinder hinge and happn

 No.2372061

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canadabro u seein this?

 No.2372062

>>2372059
the body of a 60 year old white woman

 No.2372063

>>2372061
im not worried

 No.2372064

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 No.2372065

>>2372063
why not

 No.2372066

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this is the kind of girl we like

 No.2372067

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 No.2372068

>>2372060
where did you get the most matches?

 No.2372069

whats happn

 No.2372070

were on barq and grindr and what was that dick sucking app someone mentioned here once its actually crazy how many apps there are out there to facilitate people having gay sex

 No.2372071

i get all my gay sex hookups from onesixtwo.club/scv

 No.2372072

crazy how everyone is having sex except for the gaycel

 No.2372073

poor lil fella

 No.2372074

https://x.com/arkham/status/1884976064717365367
>ROSS ULBRICHT LOST $12M ON PUMPFUN…
come ON ross…..

 No.2372075

theblowers?

 No.2372076

hol up there was a new guga and nobody linked it?

 No.2372077

ross is a pretty soft name

 No.2372078

how about claude

 No.2372079

dad is such a midwit boomer faggot

 No.2372080

no idea who ross ulbricht is and i dont care

 No.2372081


 No.2372082

tadaima~

 No.2372083

two things id like to share with the 162 today

i went to the grocery store and the bagboy had a name tag that said "zeck" like zack with an e zoomtards are really fucked

and i saw the ice cream truck go down my street and i almost stopped and got some but i didnt want to be a 34 year old man with grey hair getting ice cream from an ice cream truck

 No.2372084

just found out harrison ford is playing the hulk in a new marvel movie lol

 No.2372085

cmon man you gotta hit the ic truck next time

 No.2372086

having $12million to lose would be pretty sweet

 No.2372087


 No.2372088

he's "orange man bad" raging saying drumpf has made the skies unsafe for the entire country

 No.2372089

nothing wrong with getting some ice cream from an ice cream truck
grow some balls you fucking pussy

 No.2372090

ice cream trucks are for children and families lil bro

 No.2372091

grown men get their ice cream from their creamis

 No.2372092

just drive over to dq man

 No.2372093

"hey can i get a sonic icecream for my kid"

 No.2372094

i havent had ic since ic month

 No.2372095

hell of a month

 No.2372096

creami peanis

 No.2372097

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holy fuck!

 No.2372098

lol she freaked out when the nigger touched her

 No.2372099

ugh im acid refluxy or something

 No.2372100

man i'm sure glad 105 iq boomer retards that watch captioned msnbc videos for 4 hours a day know how to turn this country around

 No.2372101

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>know

 No.2372102

finally its up
great char thick undercarriage

 No.2372103

hate gugaposter
hate portneyposter

 No.2372104

didnt realize they have florida in pizza

 No.2372105

>>2372103
thats the same person

 No.2372106

>>2372103
+1
bless you for whingeing for i do not

 No.2372107

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 No.2372108

another day another L for maldavius figtree

 No.2372109

>>2372097
>>2372101
shittiest poster by far

 No.2372110

File: 1738278557585.png (1.68 MB, 1958x855, ClipboardImage.png)

bros we gotta enter!

 No.2372111

holy fuck he went for the second slice
and then a fat tinny came out and had a slice as well lol

 No.2372112

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>lol

 No.2372113

we need wowspammer back
we simply aren't whole without him

 No.2372114

>>2372113
no we really dont actually

 No.2372115

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lol us asmonbros am i right

 No.2372116


 No.2372117

this guy keeps +2 and -2ing people

 No.2372118

>>2372113
season 2 starts in a month or something bro you know we are gonna be back in action then!

 No.2372119

>>2372115
and he only pauses the video so he wont get copyright striked. thats the secret to reacttubing is knowing how often you gotta pause. i think its once every 1-2 minutes

 No.2372120

portnoy has the NEUROVIRUS?

 No.2372121

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this guy is 100% tin coded

 No.2372122

thats a big boy

 No.2372123

we're all wow spammers man we love wow

 No.2372124

another place portnoy is annoying is his freakshow boxing league where he woganlarps and does the announcing

 No.2372125

>>2372121
i hate how much he was struggling with the cheese on his slice it looked disgusting

 No.2372126


 No.2372127

any new pirate software drama

 No.2372128

its up

 No.2372129

>>2372121
holy fuck its josh allen!

 No.2372130

we need to start dressing in head to toe beer company clothing

 No.2372131

>>2372127
https://www.twitch.tv/piratesoftware/clip/InventiveRelentlessDolphinPraiseIt-6PfuSHAmBvLQUs3I
heres him discarding a two pair hand and then when he fucked the run and chat told him hes retarded he gaslit them by saying he never had a two pair

 No.2372132

File: 1738279196883.png (2.04 MB, 1080x1434, lamzd0jyc6ge1.png)

30 eggs, 9 bux

 No.2372133

>>2372132
now thats a fucking steal

 No.2372134

>>2372128
not that theres anything wrong with that

 No.2372135

>>2372131
they call me the guy thats too lazy to discard and just plays 2 pairs

 No.2372136

>>2372131
gleep what's this guy's deal

 No.2372137

>>2372131
this game is so gay man i dont know people unironically actually upset this didnt get goty

 No.2372138

>>2372136
i hate hate hate piratesoftware i want him to die a painful death i want him to lose all his money his streaming "career" i want his "game" to tank i fucking hate him so fucking much

 No.2372139

Ravens’ Justin Tucker accused of disturbing sexual misconduct by six massage therapists

 No.2372140

i dont think theres a more iconic typecaste role/actor in the entire history of shows than kramer

 No.2372141

>>2372138
+2 but i don't think it's ever going to happen. this guy is going to be at it for years

 No.2372142

>>2372136
i dont know his deal i saw the queen. i play balatro now but not very much. im keeping it natty and not watching any outside stuff or learning joker tierlists.

 No.2372143

im not sure if theres a person who could play kramer other than keith richards, this guy is like the fucking epitome of kramer as a person

 No.2372144


 No.2372145

The poker roguelike. Balatro is a hypnotically satisfying deckbuilder where you play illegal poker hands, discover game-changing jokers, and trigger adrenaline-pumping, outrageous combos.


there is no way you guys are playing this gay ass shit

 No.2372146

>>2372140
not trying to be a dick but thats not what typecast means

 No.2372147

>>2372145
we are playing it you best believe it

 No.2372148

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 No.2372149

The phrase "gay ass shit" is a colloquial and derogatory slang expression that combines multiple elements:

"Gay" historically refers to homosexuality, but in this context, it is often used pejoratively to label something as "uncool," "weird," or "undesirable," reinforcing harmful stereotypes.

"Ass" serves as an intensifier, adding emphasis (similar to "very" or "extremely").

"Shit" is a vulgar term for "things" or "stuff."

When combined, the phrase is typically used to dismiss or mock something perceived as stereotypically associated with LGBTQ+ culture or to demean things the speaker dislikes. However, using "gay" as a negative descriptor is widely considered offensive, as it perpetuates stigma and marginalization. Such language contributes to a culture where sexual orientation is weaponized as an insult, which can harm LGBTQ+ individuals.

Important Note: Language like this can unintentionally (or intentionally) reinforce discrimination. It’s best to avoid using terms that demean identities and instead critique things respectfully without relying on stereotypes or slurs. If describing LGBTQ+ culture, specificity and positivity are key (e.g., "queer aesthetics" or "camp style").

ohhhh so thats what you meant

 No.2372150

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 No.2372151

we need to improve our english speaking skills here

 No.2372152

https://www.twitch.tv/extraemily
i need to move to china man

 No.2372153

i don't cheat at poker man

 No.2372154

hate speaking

 No.2372155

>>2372152
that's unsightly

 No.2372156

almost shitting yourself is such a horrifying experience

 No.2372157


 No.2372158

omg grubby is playing with stormfall

 No.2372159


 No.2372160

i hate my life

 No.2372161

File: 1738280572214.png (2.51 MB, 1872x944, ClipboardImage.png)

*parses*

 No.2372162

mid, would not settle

 No.2372163

>>2372157
i typecast is when they make you play the same type of character in everything you do like jason statham, danny trejo, modern liam neeson.
i think what you meant was just straight up casting/casted for the role

 No.2372164

its up

 No.2372165

thats a great point

 No.2372166

this is crazy as hell man i always thought this was a steam hole wtf!

 No.2372167

yer telling me for 40 years my wife was tucking their cock and balls and pretending to be a woman *wheeze*

 No.2372168

>>2372162
based gaybro
based blindbro
based incelbro
based sickzii
based holospammer

 No.2372169

that hole is to let steam escape though it came from rice cookers. in a crock pot it would be for reducing shit

 No.2372170

>>2372169
that was already debunked lil bro

 No.2372171

ate a bunch of roast beef with my dad…

 No.2372172

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 No.2372173

whats dei now

 No.2372174


 No.2372175

don't care about stormhall where the heck is cassandra tho

 No.2372176

drivers education initiative

 No.2372177

>>2372170
by wheezeman or did it really get deboonked? you can just say i dont need the alg i'll believe you

 No.2372178

>>2372173
diversity equity and inclusion

 No.2372179

>>2372177
aint no way said it man you need to stop skipping

 No.2372180

theyre queering up the dudes

 No.2372181

i refuse to be queered by books

 No.2372182


 No.2372183

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 No.2372184

drumpf fired the faa chief 6 days ago (even though there was no faa chief for 18 months of the brandon administration), that's why that military helicopter ignored the control tower and flew into a plane

^faggot ass msm boomers belive this 100% without a hint of sarcasm

 No.2372185

so do i

 No.2372186

>>2372184
did you watch the video i linked earlier?
one thing i can add from watching so many LA car chases is about when the police helicopters need to go across the airport.
they have to call and check or get traffic diverted before they zip across the path of the runways.

the blackhawks leaving the bolling base did the same crossing of the runway flight paths a lot.

we need to wait and see what their protocol for crossing was and what happened that night

 No.2372187


 No.2372188

>>2372187
toot ban

 No.2372189

dumbass fucking baby

 No.2372190

i've seen dumber babies

 No.2372191

dumb babies need the most attention

 No.2372192

>>2372161
ho-ly fuck

 No.2372193

whites are kind of a slave race for the jews when you think about it

 No.2372194

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 No.2372195

>>2372164
*clicks on video*
yeah
yeah dude this guy makes a pretty good point
yeah. yeah. that's pretty true
*pauses video*
what he just said is really true actually
*unpauses and nods along more*
yeah. yeah.

 No.2372196

did you just manually transcribe that from the pic

 No.2372197


 No.2372198

yeah
problem?

 No.2372199

gonna watch this

 No.2372200

ugh wranglenorm is back

 No.2372201

gleepy whats your race tier list? reminder that white is not a race you have to be specific

 No.2372202


 No.2372203

File: 1738282147066.png (257.7 KB, 381x336, ClipboardImage.png)

>reminder that white is not a race

 No.2372204

hate spoilerbabs so much

 No.2372205

1. fenu-greeks

 No.2372206

>>2372203
bark louder mutt

 No.2372207

>>2372202
dont need to already learned all that at hebrew school

 No.2372208

>>2372201
oh speaking of that this old 80's stern clip with daniel carver i uploaded. i stand by his list
https://www.bitchute.com/video/j0gFk9suy7XM

 No.2372209

>>2372207
im trying to bond with you give it the 5 minute shot and then turn it off at least

 No.2372210

>>2372202
all he does now is argue with other right wingers and calls them jews if they acknowledge racial differences

 No.2372211

>he actually thinks slavs and aryans are the same thing
burger education goes hard

 No.2372212

when the fuck is bunny gonna post new pictures of her tits jesus christ

 No.2372213

>>2372208
sorry man but i clicked this link and got hit with 2 ads back-to-back so i closed

 No.2372214

>>2372209
ok fine ill watch it but race tier list NOW

 No.2372215

>>2372208
(skip to @5:20)

 No.2372216

File: 1738282321342.png (257.7 KB, 381x336, ClipboardImage.png)

>he's still in his teen /pol/tard phase and uses terms like aryan unironically

 No.2372217

i like the guy who posts those gray ahired snowman pics lol

 No.2372218

>>2372216
check the haplotype envious anglo
theres a reason why our country has most doctor lawyer ceo

 No.2372219

File: 1738282386634.png (920.48 KB, 843x611, ClipboardImage.png)

lol

 No.2372220

any poster that shits on the retarded pol fucker is a friend of mine

 No.2372221

File: 1738282404989.png (257.7 KB, 381x336, ClipboardImage.png)

>check the haplotype

 No.2372222

whats a haplot ype

 No.2372223

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>>2372214
>>2372208
i adjusted it

 No.2372224

>>2372220
im the hero you need but dont deserve

 No.2372225

its up

 No.2372226

>>2372223
ok theres not a single white race on that list
we dont care about the other ones

 No.2372227

>>2372223
thats a solid list

 No.2372228

*wears those pants like its ok*

>>2372226
well white goes on top

 No.2372229

gays are a race?

 No.2372230

File: 1738282588526.jpg (345.77 KB, 1770x2048, IMG_7882.jpg)

34 years old and this is what my parents get me? FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!

 No.2372231

>>2372228
which ones
anglos? celts? danes? greeks? french? germans? slavs? romani? swedes? finns? spaniards? come on man do you really think theyre all the same thing

 No.2372232

ungrateful cunt

 No.2372233

holy fuck man nobody cares if you start posting about haplotypes im going to start spamming bbw gooks and asmongolds face again

 No.2372234

>>2372227
watching the klan guy sort them out is hilarious he instantly grabs nigger and kike and drops them down and then starts to think a little

 No.2372235

File: 1738282678527.jpg (1.13 MB, 2316x3088, Gih1eWVbAAAVIUa.jpg)

i fucking love gooks so much

 No.2372236

>>2372233
just fucking rank the european races motherfucker then we can post all the asmongold we like

 No.2372237

>>2372234
kinda crazy how gays are below niggers too but i can see it

 No.2372238

how does any of this help me get a bf

 No.2372239

its funny when people take that quote from ben franklin where he calls germans tawny as his 100% genuine and sincere opinion and point to it to say 'see they didnt think most europeans were white back then'

 No.2372240

i already saw that vid you reposting ass skipper BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!

 No.2372241

>the european races

 No.2372242

>>2372231
1. northern indian
2. german
3. all the other shitskins you listed
4. southern indian

i told you theres a reason we have most doctor lawyer ceo its simple

 No.2372243

EUROPEAN RACE RANKLIST
>swedes (what i am)
>british (also what i am)
>germans (also what i am)
hey can you tell i'm american yet? kek
>literally everything else (subhumans)
okay can we go back to asmongold spam now

 No.2372244

>>2372240
you think im gonna read your shitty posts?

 No.2372245

just stood up and got lightheaded and realized i havent eaten in 12 hours lol

 No.2372246


 No.2372247

>>2372243
you actually think british is superior to germans? are you serious, kid?

 No.2372248

they arent listed in any specific order except for that the ones i am are above the ones im not

 No.2372249

File: 1738282925645.jpg (171.03 KB, 900x1200, Sad little non-arguments.jpg)

>>2372247
pre-1950 they were doingwell

 No.2372250


 No.2372251

minnie has some absolute snoozers on her album but some songs are actually cool

 No.2372252

>>2372248
why do you hate me so much man

 No.2372253

asmongold reacting to asmongold reacting to asmongold reacting to asmongold reacting to asmongold reacting to asmongold reacting to asmongold reacting to asmongold reacting to asmongold reacting to asmongold reacting to asmongold reacting to asmongold reacting to asmongold reacting to asmongold reacting to

 No.2372254

i just want to understand the pecking order between the greeks and romani and spaniards but your being so difficult

 No.2372255

polspammer is the asmon spammer as well huh
must be toss

 No.2372256

i feel like my country ranking of europe would be too historical based. like italy is S tier historically but irl rn its niggers and probably C tier (france isnt france anymore etc.)

 No.2372257

kinda crazy how our good friend pando never comes here anymore…

 No.2372258

>>2372252
i dont actually care about race i care about nation-states and ethnic nationality which is far more important than stupid polnigger spam about muh races and muh haplotypes. go rate the lombards and franks and the magyars you fucking retarded nigger instead of pretending like modern european nationalities are actually representative of what got them there

 No.2372259

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za's ready!

 No.2372260

>>2372259
looking good gleep

 No.2372261

>>2372258
this post reads like its written by a racist ai

 No.2372262

>>2372259
hell of an undercarriage

 No.2372263

i still have the steely dan - peg gook version stuck in my head for 2 weeks now. gook parodies where the chorus is mostly 1 word is funny but driving me crazy
goooooooook
(come back to me)
goooooooook

 No.2372264

>>2372259
that looks so fucking good

 No.2372265

>>2372259
you can um scrape that off it's fine 🤥

 No.2372266

>>2372261
recognizing historical groups of peoples such as the saxons and the franks and magyars and visigoths is far less racist than thinking "hungarian" and "german" and "slavs" are meaningful subdivisors in-of-themselves as ""racial categories""

 No.2372267

im glad that my steelydanpills are slowly working

 No.2372268

indeed, quite

 No.2372269

thats def a bot

 No.2372270


 No.2372271

File: 1738283525954.jpeg (475.68 KB, 828x785, IMG_0878.jpeg)

thats it im hopping on translr and fucking some tbabes

 No.2372272

only half an hour until nick fuentes is debating milady

 No.2372273

>>2372267
no im the other guy thats already pilled

 No.2372274

>>2372271
they just like being called babes man dont call them tbabes

 No.2372275

>>2372258
oh but everybody freaks out when i say aryan

 No.2372276

File: 1738283603128.png (540.41 KB, 720x480, ClipboardImage.png)

tier list of germanic tribes? go.

 No.2372277

>>2372271
we already have 162 bro!

 No.2372278

telling you weirdos to just join a climbing gym its full of all the silly kinks you demand in your gfs

 No.2372279

i cant climb bro im 300lbs

 No.2372280

>>2372279
step 1 go on a diet

 No.2372281

my personal tier list:
>franks
>ostrogoths
>vandals
>anglo-saxons
>visigoths

 No.2372282

for me? gotta be gooks love me some gooks

 No.2372283

crazy how gooks just sat around and ate rice for thousands of years while white people invented everything

 No.2372284

they had that 3 kingdom adventure deal

 No.2372285

just watched all of severance that was a grip

 No.2372286

File: 1738283914642.jpg (1.14 MB, 3024x4032, GiYrIuIaYDI7OWU.jpg)

the gookier the better

 No.2372287

confucius and mohammed did irreparable damage to the world

 No.2372288

>>2372285
i have s1 downloaded gonna watch it soon
does s2 end on a cliffhanger as well or is that the last season

 No.2372289

>>2372288
s1 ends on a massive cliff hanger and s2 isnt finished yet so start at your own risk

 No.2372290

>>2372266
give us your meaningful classifications and rank them

 No.2372291

a grip? the fuck does that mean

 No.2372292

>>2372289
oh wtf i thought they released the entire thing like they do with some shows now

 No.2372293

>He was a man born into the world to shake the nations, the scourge of all lands, who in some way terrified all mankind by the dreadful rumors noised abroad concerning him. He was haughty in his walk, rolling his eyes hither and thither, so that the power of his proud spirit appeared in the movement of his body. He was indeed a lover of war, yet restrained in action, mighty in counsel, gracious to suppliants and lenient to those who were once received into his protection. Short of stature, with a broad chest and a large head; his eyes were small, his beard thin and sprinkled with grey; and he had a flat nose and swarthy skin, showing evidence of his origin.

i think plastic surgery could have saved rome from atilla's wrath

 No.2372294

>>2372258
1. franks
2. lombards
3. magyars

 No.2372295

its this time again

 No.2372296

File: 1738284178546.jpg (38.61 KB, 349x569, Untitled.jpg)

time to take my ass to publix

 No.2372297

>>2372296
i like the mulattos more man those cookies are fucking bomb

 No.2372298

>>2372297
bro its all the pepperidge farms cookies!

 No.2372299

hate to be a broken record but you gotta get those bags of cookies the bakery sections of the store bake and bag up.
theyre frozen dough balls made into fresh cookies.
they arent middle of the store 1 year expiration date either really hard or creepy chemical soft aftertaste

 No.2372300

i did that and they were so bad

 No.2372301

well maybe you got them on day 5 when they were old and bad? i dunno what to say. pepp farm are the only edible cookies from that section.
its chips ahoy i got beef with. those suuuuuck

 No.2372302

MADE FROM: ENRICHED WHEAT FLOUR (FLOUR, NIACIN, REDUCED IRON, THIAMINE MONONITRATE, RIBOFLAVIN, FOLIC ACID), MILK CHOCOLATE (SUGAR, COCOA BUTTER, NONFAT MILK, CHOCOLATE, MILKFAT, SOY LECITHIN, VANILLA EXTRACT), SUGAR, VEGETABLE OILS (PALM AND/OR SOYBEAN AND HYDROGENATED SOYBEAN), MACADAMIA NUTS, BUTTER, BROWN SUGAR (SUGAR, INVERT SUGAR, MOLASSES), COCONUT, CONTAINS 2% OR LESS OF: EGGS, SALT, BAKING SODA, CREAM OF TARTAR, NATURAL FLAVOR, VANILLA EXTRACT, TREE NUT MEAL (ALMONDS, CASHEWS, PECANS, WALNUTS).
CONTAINS: WHEAT, MILK, SOY, MACADAMIA NUTS, COCONUT, EGGS, ALMONDS, CASHEWS, PECANS, WALNUTS.

doesnt look too bad except the vegetable oils thats in absolutely everything

 No.2372303

one look give em whiplash

 No.2372304


 No.2372305

any of you guys eat greek yogurt which flavor should i try im buying it for the first time

 No.2372306

>>2372302
im surprised at all the good ingredients tbh. theyre below the bad ones so theres less of them but still.

 No.2372307

>>2372305
if its your first time get a few individual cuppies flavors. honey or fruit seem to be the big ones

 No.2372308

i get plain greek yogurt and mix it with either granola mix or a little honey but the different brands of yogurt can taste pretty different

 No.2372309

>>2372308
you gotta add some pb to that shizz

 No.2372310

i keep craving cream yogurt
i swear i could live off of it for the rest of my life

 No.2372311

>>2372307
>>2372308
alright im getting this strawberry one

 No.2372312

wait why did i type cream yogurt when the debate was about greek yogurt and that was the entire point of me posting that intro

 No.2372313

oh my fucking god i love biceps curls

 No.2372314


 No.2372315

smiths break (not gay)

 No.2372316

File: 1738285342916.jpg (122.02 KB, 850x1200, 20250115_113339.jpg)

*logs onto 162*
whew boy, these long days are really getting to me. it was pouring raid on the way to work. i got completely soaked from the waist down as my rain coat doesn't go down that far. had to drive extra slow too; was almost late. today at school some kids were spreading a rumor about an ICE raid at the school, which had all the latinx kids freaking out lol.
made another batch of ninja creami, this time i used fair life chocolate milk instead of the regular milk. will see how it turns out tomorrow night.
going to start the rome stream when i get back from my workout in about an hour.

 No.2372317

hate when it pours raid

 No.2372318

good night niggers!

 No.2372319

why is that lol

 No.2372320

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 No.2372321

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 No.2372322

>>2372321
i get the feeling this is going to be very boring

 No.2372323

>>2372316
its not going to happen but tell them even if it did they gotta do the really bad rape/murder guys that were hard to find in the first wave and theyve got a long list.

 No.2372324

nick has entered the space
i repeat
nick fuentes has entered the space

 No.2372325

so milady is elon musk?

 No.2372326

File: 1738285609139.jpg (155.41 KB, 1920x1080, 1736599513505963.jpg)


 No.2372327

nick just called for total milday death

 No.2372328

File: 1738285656758.png (974 KB, 603x640, Gb4Zg4fWMAAWlgB.png)


 No.2372329

File: 1738285932348.jpg (365.45 KB, 1440x1080, GiYa4IsbAAAA_pT.jpg)


 No.2372330

charlotte fang sounds soy as hell

 No.2372331

>>2372302
cream of tartar thats a race right

 No.2372332

File: 1738286032275.jpg (287.61 KB, 1644x2048, 1708893256460198.jpg)

>>2371683
lol
>>2371432
bro, how are you lvl 90?
>>2372328
y-you too

 No.2372333

>>2372332
i play too much

 No.2372334

ammy why are you threatening your students with ice raids

 No.2372335

File: 1738286094019.png (1.86 MB, 1170x1385, ClipboardImage.png)

rfk jr is a zynhead?

 No.2372336

A Japanese anime studio uses XPS AI PCs with Intel Core Ultra to bring characters to life faster. #IntelCoreUltraProcessor #GoBeyoncePerformance

 No.2372337

gleepy im calling you out

 No.2372338

this imageboard aint a-big enough for the both of us
ill see you at high noon

 No.2372339


 No.2372340

ai is bringing anime to life!

 No.2372341

File: 1738287415086.jpg (2.62 MB, 3024x4032, 3-190838262_0.jpg)

let me know when ai can get me a kgf

 No.2372342

do we play any ea sports games or sports games?

 No.2372343

we play rocket league obviously

 No.2372344

>>2372342
i kinda wanted to get into playing madden but i feel like people stop playing them after the first month or two

 No.2372345


 No.2372346

need to build even bigger muscles so i can die a beautiful death
maybe ill start taking creatine again 2 months before i do it so im even more swole

 No.2372347

how do i stop doomscrolling

 No.2372348

i realized how big of a help being able to nigger cattle through watching sports was when i could play a new or 1 year old EA game for that sport every season when it came around

 No.2372349

>>2372347
watch longer shit, play games, do your little activities try to catch yourself when you do it and then stop

 No.2372350

they call me diamond the way i attract all the miners (minecraft joke)

 No.2372351

are we going to die soon

 No.2372352

>>2372351
2025 make it or break it man

 No.2372353

File: 1738288154393.jpg (25.03 KB, 360x127, Untitled.jpg)

holy fuck!

 No.2372354

File: 1738288162454.jpg (1.73 MB, 2316x3088, 4-190779134_2.jpg)


 No.2372355

>>2372349
gaming is worse than doomscrolling though

 No.2372356

reminder you have to pre order your wings by the weekend or else you wont be able to have any for the big game

 No.2372357

File: 1738288388465.png (801.48 KB, 915x1200, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.2372358

crazy how germany operated on mystic voodoo rules of taboo where all nazi iconography has to be banned or else its magical power will mesmerize the people and turn germany back into the 3rd reich

 No.2372359

File: 1738288464924.jpg (2.54 MB, 2880x3806, 4-190858335_0.jpg)


 No.2372360

>operated

 No.2372361


 No.2372362

limp bizkit has hit the zeitgeist

 No.2372363

not a bizkithead

 No.2372364

another nba nigger is under investigation for betting on games

 No.2372365

not a netflix anime adaptation head

 No.2372366

boys a miner
bo-boys a miner

 No.2372367

havent mined in forever

 No.2372368

File: 1738289021211.png (710.83 KB, 677x680, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.2372369

File: 1738289295533.jpg (178.25 KB, 1024x569, 1503388507280.jpg)


 No.2372370

marblecakes also the game

 No.2372371

whats moot been up to since he left google

 No.2372372

one day it will be toot on the time100 thing

 No.2372373

File: 1738289600592.jpg (133.14 KB, 1169x709, Untitled.jpg)

SOLD OUT ALREADY? FUCK!!!!!!!!!

 No.2372374

"ma'am what does it feel like to have had the largest mass shooter of all time posting on your website"
(this is a joke fbi)

 No.2372375

i dont think ive ever paid half that…… for a whole computer

 No.2372376

>>2372373
all that to generate anime boob webms

 No.2372377

huwake up huwhite peepul

 No.2372378

hate when im pooping and my body is like alright all done but i feel more in me so i have to wait for my fart to come off cooldown

 No.2372379

File: 1738290892121.jpg (100.31 KB, 1200x1200, 1720875647547395.jpg)


 No.2372380

File: 1738291099859.jpeg (283.77 KB, 1920x1080, Sonic Underground The Mov….jpeg)


 No.2372381


 No.2372382

File: 1738291332969.png (865.88 KB, 746x659, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.2372383

File: 1738291421032.png (795.21 KB, 922x974, 1718740804211673.png)

>>2372379
starting now, gih rome bros!
>>2372333
wasn't me!

 No.2372384

werent there terrorist attacks or something recently what happened to those

 No.2372385

>>2372345
DARK spore was better

 No.2372386

the point still stands

 No.2372387

File: 1738291870894.png (492.67 KB, 668x767, ClipboardImage.png)

lol

 No.2372388


 No.2372389

File: 1738291937045.png (523.11 KB, 632x767, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.2372390


 No.2372391


 No.2372392

>>2372379
im in i got caught up in [NIMA-045]

 No.2372393

File: 1738292141020.png (87.14 KB, 235x156, ClipboardImage.png)

>i got caught up

 No.2372394

>>2372389
this is literally what gleepy thinks white people are

 No.2372395

>>2372394
i get your point but i take things very literally and know about cat breeds and patterns

 No.2372396

sometimes i look in the mirror and see a freak

 No.2372397

oh mah gawd theyre sexing

 No.2372398

>>2372395
but you wouldnt dare rank them

 No.2372399

scottish fold is the best every other cat breed is shit

 No.2372400

lucius verenus' wife did a lot of porn in the mid 90's i'll find some later if anyone wants. yuro/italian/ ?i forget 3rd country

 No.2372401

my current phone plan is $44/year is there anything cheaper than that
i really dont even need a phone

 No.2372402

>>2372398
i could only do a loose ranking of some i like but there are giant gaps in the breeds i know. i've been to 3 cat shows but i've only seriously looked into learned the korat, russian blue, bombay cat

 No.2372403

File: 1738292740025.png (412.77 KB, 452x521, ClipboardImage.png)

too much sex in this show they need to tone it down a lil

 No.2372404

File: 1738292761998.png (3.15 MB, 1303x2048, ClipboardImage.png)

DAMN

 No.2372405

GIH TREPINATIONBROS

 No.2372406


 No.2372407

File: 1738293350676.png (239.53 KB, 1191x1600, ClipboardImage.png)

if i were to get a cat i think it would be a siamese cat

 No.2372408

cicero means chickpea

 No.2372409

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 No.2372410

File: 1738293516042.png (1.59 MB, 1303x2048, 1738292761998.png)


 No.2372411

>>2372410
come on man

 No.2372412

he's been warned. we only want to see hot girls here like meowdalyn, kaitlyn, bonbi

 No.2372413

>kaitlyn

 No.2372414


 No.2372415

i would've made a pretty good town crier back in the day. a shame that profession was killed off by the jews

 No.2372416

i dont think you have the diaphragm for town crier

 No.2372417

what are you the gatekeeper of the criers?

 No.2372418

merely an astute observer

 No.2372419

CAESAR…. IS IN ITALY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i was smiling open-wide when that happened it was as wholesome as TIME………. STOP!!!!!!!!!!!

 No.2372420

the roman crier had a fancy name i think. i dont know it anymore

 No.2372421

File: 1738294713812.jpg (864.33 KB, 1332x1777, IMG_20250130_223246528.jpg)

and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming
im just about 3/5ths done cutting out and sanding the track pieces for my tank model. shit is insane. my hands feel all pained and arthritisy?
still have a lot more to go but im over the hump

 No.2372422

are you taking regular breaks?

 No.2372423

when my hand hurts i take a break

 No.2372424

thats a crazy amount of finnicky little sanding work to do by hand you gotta take more breaks before it starts hurting

 No.2372425

i flexed a little too hard like a tough guy in my answer. the dep breaks keep it safe. theres lots of those.
and even more FUCKING CAT IS DRIVING ME INSANE PHYSICALLY ATTACKING ME WHEN I TRY TO DO THIS breaks

 No.2372426

why do you keep getting cats

 No.2372427

cats are cute

 No.2372428

this nigga watching Rome?

 No.2372429

need a soijack edit where it goes:

caesar (normaljak)
caesar, italy (soijak)

 No.2372430

or is he watching gladiator 2?

 No.2372431

hooooooh boy

 No.2372432

i briefly considered seeing sam hyde, charls & nick live in hartford but it was just a bit too far

 No.2372433


 No.2372434

you shoulda gone for the culture

 No.2372435

https://files.catbox.moe/14nafn.mp4
>JARED THE FUCKING CUCK LOSER

 No.2372436

File: 1738296590794.png (419.86 KB, 672x551, roman_emperor_full_body_wo….png)

>>2372429
i found

 No.2372437

File: 1738296596479.png (128.67 KB, 800x678, crying_roman_emperor_soyja….png)


 No.2372438

howd you find roman soys?

 No.2372439

https://x.com/chooserich/status/1885173604041609400

its up btw. i love how he keeps getting more dramatic with these. at first i thought "wow imagine living next to this guy and every night he goes out onto his balcony to shout at his phone about memecoins" but now he's taking it to the next level. that motorcycle one? that was badass man

 No.2372440

File: 1738296749935.jpg (235.48 KB, 1727x1191, researchin'.jpg)


 No.2372441

totally gweed esque

 No.2372442

>>2372441
>>2372441
this is the only vtuber ive ever liked i used to have a folder of them on my old pc

 No.2372443

File: 1738297102972.png (789.76 KB, 827x764, polka 420.png)

>>2372442
we love polka here

 No.2372444

>>2372435
is waiting to the end of someones shift to fire them normal cause it seems super rude

 No.2372445

>>2372444
that's ideal cuz then they just go home instead of either finishing their shift knowing theyre fired (never good) or leaving early (why theyre already paid for the day)
its best really there's no good time to fire somebody

 No.2372446

but working all day alongside someone you know you are gonna fire acting normal the whole time is psychotic

 No.2372447

i mean yeah if youre like right beside him but usually the manager firing you is like in a little office and before you leave hes like
>hey uhh can you come in here for a sec?

 No.2372448

when youre the manager you get to make these decisions

 No.2372449

im not management material

 No.2372450

im fire material

 No.2372451

lets see if i jack off tonight i can take a shower tomorrow

 No.2372452

File: 1738299012833.jpg (345.42 KB, 1131x1600, GVokl0KagAAPyKj.jpg)


 No.2372453

>>2372452
i bet neetgirls pussies smell way worse than our balls

 No.2372454

>>2372453
🤤🤤🤤

 No.2372455

File: 1738299725769.webm (2.87 MB, 960x1120, 1601601928996.webm)


 No.2372456

love that webm

 No.2372457

the one in reverse is better

 No.2372458

its revolting

 No.2372459

it reminds me to stay humble when attempting the 9/9/9 challenge

 No.2372460

i like it because it's a guy in a rough spot doing the best he can

 No.2372461

my new years resolution was to watch one movie a day
its january 31st
ive watched zero movies

 No.2372462

you guys gotta check out miss polkas bday live if you havent she put on a good show

 No.2372463

ive done pretty good ive seen like 12

 No.2372464

movies are so 20th century

 No.2372465

movies are just worse tv shows and you can put that one big g

 No.2372466

big ups to the big man all love be to him

 No.2372467

File: 1738300789389.jpg (29.04 KB, 739x415, 1738285849337805.jpg)

you have to sip

 No.2372468

>>2372467
aint no way

 No.2372469

>>2372467
at first i thought this was walt jr
then i thought it was that one guy from degrassi

 No.2372470

do they still do that presidential fitness test stuff in schools
like do 50 sit ups and 10 pull ups etc

 No.2372471

nah man they replaced gym class with tranny story time like 5 years ago

 No.2372472

>>2372467
he doesnt look that bad on the right just some normal dude. unless you know about the pic on the left…

 No.2372473

the lighting on the right isnt doing him any favors either

 No.2372474

File: 1738301080054.jpg (44.77 KB, 385x522, b.jpg)


 No.2372475

cops need to set up a better studio and hire better photographers for their mugshots if theyre gonna keep publicly releasing them imo

 No.2372476

wish french maid girls were real

 No.2372477

its a fixed digital camera usually now they stand them in front of the wall and someone clicks the computer

 No.2372478

wish the 5060ti with 12gb of vram was real

 No.2372479

rather have a cute maido than a top of the line computer

 No.2372480

that gamers nexus video about the 5090 supply he started talking about how during chinese new year they just go on vacation for an entire month

lol

 No.2372481

>>2372479
5060 isnt top of the line man!

 No.2372482

oh
ok

 No.2372483

File: 1738301893033.jpg (537.89 KB, 701x1088, ed11d086d83b429d59eb0c77bd….jpg)

>>2372476
the sexy french maid aesthetic might be the original sluttified girls halloween costume type outfit and possibly one of the first porn genre tags. the slutty ones started showing up in the 1920's in burlesque/ early pornshit

 No.2372484

that pic isnt one of the slutty ones its one of the norm ones

 No.2372485

>>2372484
still looks better than the cheap polyester cosplay shit

 No.2372486

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 No.2372487

cant believe i microplastics in my nuss…

 No.2372488

*sips water*

 No.2372489

i got a lot of macroplastics this month. i lick my files to clean and wet them to sand my plastic model more

 No.2372490

damn the daily show sucks hard now was it always this bad

 No.2372491

so did anything funny or interesting happen in the nick v milady debate i listened for a bit and it was a snoozefest

 No.2372492

i dunno trevor noah was p fucking bad its hard to imagine worse.

 No.2372493

File: 1738302625421.jpg (87.15 KB, 800x1067, 1738255378076261.jpg)

>now

 No.2372494

jon stewart did a few special eps during the election. they were p boring and i changed them.
it was interesting in that it was the first time i saw normie media not just attacking drumpf full force and making fun of biden & kamala as well as drumpf.

 No.2372495

tadaima~

 No.2372496

helicoptermush for anyone who wants to know more than asmongold

 No.2372497

hitting another plane in the middle of the air seems like its something that would be extremely hard to do

 No.2372498

kind of insane the difference in talent the daily show used to attract compared to now at one point steven colbert, steve carell, ed helms, and john oliver were all working just as correspondents compare that to now where its just a bunch of ugly snl rejects with no charisma

 No.2372499

everyone is on youtube or tick tock

 No.2372500

kyle going from youtube heavyweight to irrelevant when he joined snl was the wakeup call people needed
>just keep doing youtube
was the message and we heard it loud and clear

 No.2372501

sigh guess ill go jack off now

 No.2372502

so do you get in trouble if youre the air traffic controller guy that flew two planes into each other

 No.2372503

probably just a warning if it was your first screw up

 No.2372504

just a slap on the wrist if its your first time costing the lives of 30 people no big

 No.2372505

so initial thoughts are ATC were a little slow on calling out the warnings, monitoring what was in the air and have most of the fault

complacency in the military repeatedly flying that route caused the chopper to fly a little high.
i know you gotta fly military people into washington but under 200ft. a bunch of times everyday is crazy and rolling the dice
so like 60/40 blame

the helicopter pilot wasnt bad. it was training flight to pickup VIPs you only get that job if yer already good. blackhawks are way harder to fly than normal helicopters and they do have lots of crashes.

>>2372497
thats why its only happening near airports where you get actually "traffic" peep and zoom https://www.flightradar24.com/

 No.2372506

File: 1738304321565.webm (Spoiler Image, 3.91 MB, 640x480, 1738102993652370.webm)


 No.2372507

>another helicopter crash
i was already scared of those things after kobe but now? get them away from me

 No.2372508

shoutout to the good folks at fuckedhard18

 No.2372509

>>2372506
this is embarassing when i've seen peak madison ivy and so many others fucked in this room

 No.2372510

juno looking bitch

 No.2372511

love juno looking bitches

 No.2372512

elliot page…

 No.2372513

amai liu is a worker. huge fan

 No.2372514

always blows my mind when i see little girls like her and vina sky taking huge cocks all the way in their tiny bodies girls are incredible

 No.2372515

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hol up this plane is flying into the twisting nether!

 No.2372516

sir hes approaching the ice wall

 No.2372517

wonder what happened to the kids that george bush was reading i, pet goat to when the planes hit the twin towers

 No.2372518

fuck fact that video shows notre dame burning down remember when that happened?

 No.2372519


 No.2372520

oh the childrens book was called my pet goat

 No.2372521

>>2372517
they got to listen to 12? more minutes of my pet goat after he got the SIR

 No.2372522

ill add the audio
>ohhh mah lawd! oh my god! jesus helps meh oh lawd helps meh!

 No.2372523

hold your horses partner i gotta see how this story ends

 No.2372524

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 No.2372525

mouth fulla cum

 No.2372526

white mans cum

 No.2372527

crazy how i did all that for the nookie

 No.2372528

those astronauts are still stranded on the iss they were only supposed to be up there a week lol

 No.2372529

space is so retarded

 No.2372530

space isnt real the iss is a studio in nevada

 No.2372531

itd be pretty crazy if they invented antigravity in order to build a film studio in nevada to fake space

 No.2372532

its not that shrimple

 No.2372533

#aware

 No.2372534

Test Analyst, WoW Classic - Job opening on the Classic WoW team. Starting pay is $16-$30 depending on your experience and requires you to work in office.

Bb it’s time to get a job

 No.2372535

>$16-$30 depending on your experience
lol

 No.2372536

anal testing? sign me tf up

 No.2372537


 No.2372538

hmm $16 an hour in irvine california

Irvine, California is one of the most expensive cities in California. The cost of living in Irvine is 81.1% higher than the national average

 No.2372539

>>2372534
i would do this if I could work remote

 No.2372540

i feel bad for dsp

 No.2372541

>>2372538
>>2372535
sickzii is the top financial programmer in croatia and makes $10 and hour

 No.2372542

https://www.twitch.tv/lowtiergod
how the fuck does ltg have almost 3500 subs

 No.2372543

its almost february that means were one month down on the trip to 2026!

 No.2372544

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>>2372541
i'm a shitty programmer and i make around 15 eur per hour

 No.2372545

aint no way a wow teen qa tester makes more than zii lol

 No.2372546

ugh my gacha dailies take 1 hour for me to get thru…

 No.2372547

>>2372545
Wages in Croatia increased to 1366 EUR/Month in November from 1340 EUR/Month in October of 2024.

 No.2372548

i'm literally 1% in Croatia

 No.2372549

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 No.2372550

ok first of all, i'm not autistic

 No.2372551

*rolls eyes*
*sighs*

 No.2372552

>>2372544
in the united states illegal immigrants working at mcdonalds make more than that lol

 No.2372553

gleep what was the final verdict on the (((denver airport)))

 No.2372554

>>2372552
but new houses in america cost $3 000 000, while here they cost $150 000.
and i don't give a shit what amerifats have to say but houses in europe are built better (with bricks)

 No.2372555

hate girls that talk from their throat zoomer girls do it way too fucking much

 No.2372556

the cost of living is way bigger in us

 No.2372557

The generational entity attachments stops with me!!!!!!! I will not continue the evil that has been plaguing my family In the name of Jesus Christ!!!!!

 No.2372558

>>2372554
keep thinking that you little faggot

 No.2372559

>>2372555
what does this even mean

 No.2372560

you know where they generate their vocal force from their throat instead of their mouth

 No.2372561

oh like kaitlyn? pretending she doesn't want to get dicked down by a gang of good ol boys after pulling off the highway into a truck stop on an american road trip?

 No.2372562

isnt kaitlyn some tranner freak

 No.2372563

ID verification website where I was asked to: take pictures of my driver's license front and back; and put my face in front of the camera and turn my head left and right

*wheeze*

 No.2372564

spankbang asked me to do that

 No.2372565

poop update
i didn't poop for 4 days now
i think i'll have to calm down with 'sters.
max 3 per week from now on

 No.2372566

im retarded i cant stop self sabotaging

 No.2372567

>take pictures of my driver's license front and back; and put my face in front of the camera and turn my head left and right
the GOP is good for me

 No.2372568

guess ill post my poop story
sit down to shit the moment my ass parts, a foul stench fills the room i didnt even fart i just sat down and it was like i entered a zoo. the shit was a little painful at the exit because hemmies acting up a bit and i had to force my toilet paper finger around my growth to even wipe but boy did it smell bad

 No.2372569

>>2372568
get a bidet bro!

 No.2372570

>>2372568
take a shower!

 No.2372571

Elden…..
Ring…………….

 No.2372572

bidets seem unsanitary to me it sprays shit water up into my ass or something?

 No.2372573

i want a bf

 No.2372574

>>2372572
why do you think it sprays shit water

 No.2372575

can we stop talking about poop -___-

 No.2372576

well its almost 5am wish i could go to sleep at a normal time

 No.2372577

gleepy hours is all poop talk

 No.2372578

poopin rn

 No.2372579

>>2372568
aaron's dick is getting hard reading this and imagining the smell bro why are you being a tease

 No.2372580

yeah at least post some scratch and sniff pics

 No.2372581

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 No.2372582

baited for this exact webm

 No.2372583

my ear keeps making earwax

 No.2372584

thats what they do

 No.2372585


 No.2372586

>>2372584
but like
too much

 No.2372587

ever see those old movies with white people in two parent families

 No.2372588

hey guys i need $400 for the new vtube model

 No.2372589

>>2372586
lucky
free snack

 No.2372590

liar liar: jim carrey was a rich lawyer getting mad pussy but this was very bad because he lied unlike the rich and politicians who own you like animals

 No.2372591


 No.2372592

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 No.2372593

lay down for a minute and the cats infesting my house crawl over me

 No.2372594


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 No.2372596

the only jim carrey movie ive ever seen was that one where he tries to forget that girl

 No.2372597

DSP is just like me

 No.2372598

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 No.2372599

told a girl about the pig fuck video and she called me a freak for watching it

i had to try and explain the nuance of seeing something versus watching something idk if i made a strong case

 No.2372600

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 No.2372601

fuck me i guess

 No.2372602

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