where is he
no football this year
seasons canceled like the nba
i hate joggers
*does a lil jog*
im not fully into it but i like that hard scary nig wojak
my mask is nearly impossible to breathe through because i gave it so many layers but it also means i wont catch anything
why do people use those dumb ridge wallet things they are super thick and retarded
*suffocates* at least my cause of death wasnt corona chan
imagine not being able to put coins in your wallet lol
thank god the liquor store is open until 8 again now they need to go back to closing 10pm
brain zap hours
anxiety has thoroughly raped me today. im going to bed
new pewds its a good one bros
30 hours until drinking time!
someone just donated that roastie $100 for doing nothing :/
what's wrong with her face
whats the biggest norm anime out right now
my hero academia? attack on titan? dr stone?
it's on backwards and not on her neck
do they change? i would think it would be dragonball, naruto
magic is gay
those cards would work good together
one punch man, the demon hunter show and uhhh…black clover
no idea what those last two are
*slowly sets down bazaar of baghdad*well well well
what have we here
*taps at my narset*
well well well
*flips the table over* fuyck yuo
demon hunter y/n?
molly is a bitch
carla reminds me too much of my aunt
claire? just right
what the fuck kinda website is this shit
xi wouldn't be happy about this…
CUZ THAT IS WHERE YOULL FIND ME~~~~~~~
first of all im a virgin
holy shit bros!!!!!!!!!
we’re going to the j olympics remember?
xi's probably poundin off to it
i really should time how long it takes my rice cooker to cook rice but i cant be bothered
my sister and i were irish twins
wogan is gonna be a billionaire i cant believe it
ninja to mixer or rogan to spotify
what was bigger news
have you ever seen your sisters boobs?
ninja probably knew his time was almost up
seen that other fortnite top streamer in his rear view mirror, about to make a pass…then he snagged the biblical microsoft contract and peaced out
the ninja pop comes out next month
doesn't ninja stream for 2-4k people
what the fuck!
are the dems going to replace brain pudding joe before the election or after
ninja traded fame for money thats gotta have some psychological impact
microsoft convinced him mixer was gonna be a thing…
about time they catered anime to us
libshits fucking OWNED
they always try to compete with the big boys in every area and fail every time
beebroy saved florida
secession is immanent the south will rise again
the holy trinity of mixer
avilo, narci and ninja
i forgot about zune
google fails against itself
Colorado Forced to Revise Its Virus Tally After ALCOHOL POISONING Counted as COVID-19 Death
the virus is forcing me to drink its taken over my brain
didn't you watch the doc? >>978431
doctors are getting 13k for every person they admit with covid, 39k if they ventilator.
they're also being pressured to call all flu deaths, people who test positive and die in a car crash get covid as cause of death etc.
should i watch 12 oz mouse? ive heard a lot of people say its actually good but ive never been able to watch it all the way through
a 12oz mouse is gonna be heavy as fuck bro how are you gonna hit the flick shots!
cuz that is where youll find me
sealab underneath the water
sealab at the bottom of the
sealab underneath the water
thats a norway rat
looks like a boy
hmm i see
rice cookers are great
just use a pot its way faster
same amount of setup and less cleaning
toot ban the rice munchers
this is a bread comm
*tosses a minute rice bag in the microwave*
the only bread we eat is potato bread
potato bread, potato pancake… is there anything not vastly improve by potato?
any of you guys ever seen a tornado in real life before
hmm free shipping on target orders over $35 and they have much better deals on snacks than amaon
ive been in a microburst before
what the hell is a microburst
what was your thing? good will…smith
holy shit there are carrot cake oreos
trannies are just narcissists no sorry you can't become a girl you just gotta be thankful for the hand you're dealt
shut the fuck up terf
i hate midgets so much
demonic little goblin people
a lot of midgets kill themselves
wtf divorce is so cool now
*gets married to get divorced*
only the foreign language netflix stuff is ok
took me a week to finish a hundo bottle of whiskey
lambda string: ''.join(random.choice([str.lower, str.upper])(c) for c in string)
it smells like puke in my room??
really want to drink tonight but i cant
years almost halfway done
lets get this bread gamers
video dot twimg
how can anyone dislike trump
obamabiden democrats assemble
did anyone ever ask obama what it feels like to belong to the party of slavery
this fucking huawei 4g modem is the biggest piece of shit
my mom just buys things and doesnt even look at the price tag then is surprised it cost what it did when she gets home
i cant sleep
*does a lil jig*
whats the next big boxing match
we should have been getting ready for another fury fight…
gonna buy a bunch of wheelbarrels theyll sell like hotcakes when hyperinflation hits
guy is a good shoot
alexa what does "punta la merda" mean?
is it just me or did things seem more serious during the 08 recession and housing crisis than they do now
dont get why president fatfuck doesnt just send the troops in and blow all these cartels out of existence
the wheelbarrows aren't going to be big enough to carry the money in!
(and he's afraid i'll stir things up?
you tell commissar karr)
tfw its thursday and tomorrow is already a friday
south american presidents wont let him
why would we care send them in anyway whats he gonna do
not opening this while im at work
you guys tried to tell me touhou plushes were a bad idea
they have work in croatia?
thats probably like 20k in plushies
cant believe zii still wont give me a job at his software firm
who is even hiring now
dropped my magnum condoms for my magnum dong
>dropped my magnum condoms for my magnum dong
big boy parting beat maru, thats nuts
get crumped stupid idiot
im crump and proud
crumps stay crumps
wish i had massive hentai loads
i get em when i edge
the only thing that makes my loads bigger is taking a couple days off
i want the kind of loads that make a girl's ovaries fill up like a balloon
gibson is a genius
english should come up with some honorifics like -kun and -sama
do americans clap when they get vaccinated
what do sober people do all night fuck this is boring!
jo and read
usually borderline narcoleptic but tonight i cant sleep :/
damn this fuckin sucks!
boot up an oneyplays playlist until your brain shuts down on its own
we want to watch promare actually
i regret to inform the comm that shadman has died
NO NO NO
i really havent taken a proper shower in at least 10 days and i dont smell that bad
my ass gets all itchy and gross if i go for more than 5 days without a shower
yeah you do
why would you go more than 5 days without shower?
just shower for 2 minutes at least before going to sleep
takes 2 minutes just for the water to get hot
ok 4 minutes then, 1 min to clean after youre done and thats it.
cold shower bitch
well i have to lather up the body wash in a washcloth then scrub my entire filthy body
skin is an alien parasite
i know the guy that made that thread hes a turkish subhuman
you cant disparage the kara boga that way
it doesnt happen often just when the dep hits hard
just stop being dep lmao its that easy
thank me later
i cant wait to drink in 21 hours it feels like an eternity away
dan is a freak!
dan 'dick like a cokecan' schneider?
that 29yo groomer
this but unironically
if that guy on the bed went through what trump has to experience every day hed blow his brains out
id cry too much to be president
dick is chafed from joing on anti-ds takes so long to rub one out
This life is the gift that God has given us. It is too short to be spent in sadness. Let us praise God, content simply to exist. We are children of the great King, capable of reading His signature in all Creation.
no no no dspbros this cant be happening
these people do not give a fuck about you they want to control you they dont give a fuck about you they hate you you are in their way of getting what they want and they do not care about you they will get on screen they will smile fuck you in the face and then theyll go off screen and fuck you with these laws they do not give a fuck about you
btc below 9k this week?
this is your LAST CHANCE to buy under 10k
they trap you in these systems that are phallic in design
because they fuck you in the mind
boy they fuck you all the time
the government is just men with guns who want to kill you
first time brushing my teeth in two weeks
they know hwere i am they could do it if they wanted to
we really need to be better about that. as of right now the dentist office is closed down
damn dude you need to brush teeth twice a day minimum
havent been to a dentist in 10 years
word stfu brushnorm brusnigzii
doesn't it bother you that you'll have yelow teeths?
i can understand not showering or wearing same smelly cloths, but not brushing teeth damn man
well i can always get them whitened
sickzii have you ever talked to your bitcoin node?
its a truly dergigi type of biblical experience
sickzii hire me
im sickziis maid
ok send a job application
i dont understand how people just do things
zii why have you been around more recently huhhh
they have brain chemicals that reward them for that junk
its just your brain chemicals bro its imbalanced bro
they call me the worthless gabaworm
gf left me so im home every day now
heh what can you do amirite, not like im a bf material
half the posters here want to be your gf's
foids will pay
heres what im gonna do tomorrow: play video games eat and get drunk
its almost time for bed
tomorrow it is then, i also planned to grab few beers and play vr golf, not sure what i'll play then untill the last of us 2 arrives, maybe nioh if its good
does japan really have perfect beaches like you see in anime
alexa search "japan beach"
"seaching for japan bitches*
echo play jumper
thats kinda cute..
for me its the most amount of alcohol for the lowest price
oh gosh 'zii >__<
/our_hapa/ daniel said that japan is a disgusting place full of ugly people, nothing like anime
idk, i wanna enjoy while i'm sipping a beer, so i never buy cheapest shit
simply dont understand why people shower before bed
instead of when they wake up
you get dirty and greasy in bed so theres no point
you dont get to enjoy the feeling of being nice n clean throughout the day
simply dont understand why people shower
simply dont understany why
if i go a day without showering i feel greasy and gross my hair especially and my face
i shower before bed because night showers are the best
5:30am time for bed
why would anyone shower unless theyre a norm
Kiwi Farms Happenings
Onision has resorted to posting pictures of his penis for attention.
A clip from Nick J. Fuentes is retweeted by the President and deleted by Twitter.
FerociouslySteph, a non-binary trans deer megautist, has been hired as a member of the "Trust and Safety team" for Twitch and gamers are very happy.
Some guy named Preston Poulter, relevant to ComicsGate, is allegedly a literal shit-eating cuckold.
Israeli superstar H3H3 Productions is blaming Keemstar for Etika's death, while denying doing so.
Yaniv has resorted to posting pictures of his penis for attention.
yeah but theyre not why do you think they are
cannot believe drumpf endorsed the groypers
sickzii hop the hell on valorant
nah im not playing that csgo ow mix
its new and fun hop on
zii is japanese he doesnt play chinkshit
cant believe q didnt predict the chink virus i trusted him
"just be honest loooooool"
let the white kids say nigger
my mom is going to start going to the gym again to swim in the public even though shes morbidly obese over 60 and a chink pandemic going around
was nice knowing her
hope i get to talk to my wow gf today
forgive me father for i have sinned
had a wet dream…
dunno how to pray
lasted 20 seconds
cant believe norms watch this garbage
gta 5 is free on epic game store if you guys want, only today till 17:00
bro we watched that live?
i do not want
>Akira Toriyama was so impressed by the american dub when he writes the scripts he has the american voices in his mind.
NOOOOOOOO THIS CANT BE HAPPENING
she's playing a voice activated game
my belly is shrank
*gets out of bed*
time to see what mom has cooked for me to eat
wtf bro this is bed time!
i feel like shit all the time literally 24/7
there is no coronavirus it’s a hoax
thats just the hangover bro
well as long as you went to bed around 7am and slept the day away then i guess its alright
having some real fucking dergigi spiritual awakening experience here with my node
in english please lol
i only went at around 4am….
i think the ideal neet schedule is 8am-4pm
now that i'm back to smoking weed i'm getting a good nights sleep again
yeah dude blaz eit
weed? slippery slope
mom got burgs!!!!
lucky, idk what i'll eat once i get home, probably noodles
too many sickzii posts recently
do you want me to remove icon
i want you to remove pants
no more flag just use a nice miku pic once in a while
ok, i can only post miku pics when im home tho
i like flagzii :/
flag on and pants off zii
8:20am looks like its bedtime for me!
gay weed hours i kill niggers in minecraft
hop on rust bet you wont pussy
we watched that already time to hit play on xqc's reaction
i hate that faggot why do you like him
he funny and relatable and his donations are funny
hikarus stream turned niggerlicious after he met xqc
might head in to work early :3
why be there more than you have to
damn cant believe goo haras dead *jacks off to her anyway*
dont take it the wrong way but that makes it better
toot ban the necrophiliacs
i said dont take it the wrong way idiot
*takes it the wrong way*
she looks like she has a penis
i have a penis…
what have you done with it so far…
i had it cut up when i was born…
shes gonna get banned
are they lesbos?
i like keemstar he’s racist like me
hate how even chess foids are roasts
was the short bus actually for retards or was it just for the kids who lived out of the way
wanna vtuber gf
marine is my gf so back off
i have that hoodie
same size i bet lmao
sickzii youve said something mean to me literally every for like 2 weeks
just a prank
zii is joking hes not mean spirited like trany
how do i get into investigative journalism
is piracy still a thing
i thought streaming services killed it
strongly relate to this guy
think im gonna quit caffeine for a week see if my sleep improves
14-Year Old Dorothy Jean Tillman From Chicago Earns Her Master's Degree
Posting on my phone.
went on a long walk with mom and dad now my feet are fucked
bro get better shoes !
what did he mean by this
nah hes okay
i just like to share what i'm watching with the comm
bros hop on terraria
try my moms carrot cake
dont get this
the pirate has reasons to pirate even if he doesnt say it you dont just randomly pirate stuff
just made this it was good but i dont get what the fuss is about it just tasted like oily garlic
im a pretty random guy
btc below 9k?
he has reasons to pirate, but he doesn't waste time trying to justify himself because he's not a gay retard
snore snore 9k?
cringe at this guy checking btc every 15 minutes lmao
someone shut sickzii up with boys lips
i didnt have any parsley and put too many pep flakes so it was too spicy and im a spice baby
nah that’s dumb
a well written villain justifies his crimes
mom never buys and parsley or pep flakes i cant cook anything
im going full aggressive homosexual mode
homos should be killed
toot ban the homos and homo haters
is it hate?
uh 162 is a queer space
is 162 a place
my fricken zg booster died twice
toons brother is streaming tf2
aaaand its below 9k
no i heard you are a notorious bully
what kind of b*tch gf would leave sickzii
a dumb hivgirl
if i was his gf i would treat him better
she found out sickzii hangs out with sodomites online
id leave him too
simply get a parsley bush order them online
also you can buy some nice peps online and freeze em kenji says peps freeze really well
young paddler with the new synergies
nah she was great tbh, it was my fault.
but it doesn't matter now
i would have to tell mom to buy stuff and we dont talk to mom here
you should talk to mom she loves you
tooner hop on steam and tell padda we need him back
odds continue kuroko no basket season 3
dont do that tf
we just started season 1 bro
wish i didnt obsess about pad so much now that hes gone
kuroko no nigger
PAD GET THE FUCK IN HERE
>foids will pa-
get mogged moids
sigh tivar always wins
pad is too busy figuring out how to get the vacuum cleaner off the rug
we have to go back to amonkhet
pad will not be missed
i miss him
dab on them
great to have you back reeki
KFC and Watermelon… KFC… Grape Soda… N-words… Dodge Charger… Slave… in Prison… scuffed J's… Monke… raping… Worldstar…
KFC and Watermelon… East L.A…. Welfare… Jordans… Kool-Aid… Foodstamps… Ghetto… saggy Pants… Watermelon…
took a nap and now im here and posting
youre back and ready to be posting with your friends, the scvees?
Participants were given either the iconic evolution of ape to man image, or an adaption of that image showing the stages of evolution from cockroach to human. This image was designed for the study due to the fact that many Australian road users insult by cyclists by comparing them to “cockroaches” or “mosquitoes”. They were then asked to rate how human they believed cyclists to be on each scale.
On both ape-human and cockroach-human scales, 55 per cent of people in the group who hadn’t ridden a bicycle in the last year rated cyclists as not being completely human. Interestingly, 30 per cent of people in the group who had ridden a bicycle in the last year also rated cyclists as not completely human.
can't believe clark can see anyone nude at any given moment…
*does a lil jig*
damn this fuckin rocks!
this shutoku vs rakuzan game just started and my asshole is already puckering!
the spicy falafel from yesterday is giving my bhole payback
oh no no no i cant believe fatter than homer simpson
*smacks you big belly*
*revs up my taxis engine*
baste fucking uncle j
me want gay sex
last 50? bad
mommy bought new ice cream!
bros civ 6 is free on the epic store!
civ 6 sucked didnt it?
funko pops suck balls!
he's 1-4 for his last 5…
*enters the thread*
>teens running rampant
>same old memes spammed over and over in attempt to catch on
hoo boy i guess hima wasn't exaggerating about this place
its the damn polteens
>that one guy who doesnt like pops
whats your deal bro?
hima is owning you guys big time right now
at least were not peds!
uhm well actually…
they have proof that says otherwise
that guy just dabbed on the himapeds
the picture about to be posted here isnt from hima its some random dumb discord teen we take no responsibility
i can't fathom people who buy them or like them they look like shit and don't even represent the characters they're supposed to be
what if varg had a podcast
wow this fuckin sucks
listen kid today im gonna explain how yggdrasil is a symbolic placenta
well it does feel good not waking up with a hangover
remember when dergigi had his first religious bitcoin cult of satoshi experience and didnt eat or sleep for 3 days
they call him joe “the billionaire” wogan
is he really getting close to a billion?
how do you get your shampoo onto your scalp
you massage it into your hair with your fingers
cleanposters are worst
someone do a clean
*smears shit all over your face*
11 hours until its drinking time
i went for a 2 hour walk but im home now
hope you wore a mask
love a good frot
big country was my favorite dude. when he was doing good it was awesome
whats the status aaron
aaron can go fuck himself
give me 5 minutes to test
NOOO NOT THE HECKIN SCULPTOR JACERINO
just had some sickass irregular heart beat
bro its the caffeine bro
it's working just now at least
baste! what are we watching
nothing i dont have time tonight
these are the 2 fights he won with his bel'. he did the same thing both fights. he gets the guy in a jiu jitsu hold and uses his bel like another limb to hold them down. then he taps them in the head over and over until the ref has to stop the fight because the opponent isn't defending himself. dana white hated ithttps://www.foxsports.com/watch/the-ultimate-fighter/video/946488387634
i live for a good pad post
i mixed up the timestamps
1st one is 5:30
2nd one is 8
thats basically what i did every time i got in a fight in middle/highschool
i was a fatty so i'd just get 'em in a headlock and fall on top of 'em and start pounding
i could kick your ass
i dont doubt it. kids dont know how to use range to their advantage in a fight
2. [+654, -55] Her face looks like it's melting like when Jung Jun ha lost weight. She needs to gain some weight… nevermind the tattoos.
looks like they're over sulli and back to normal netizenposting
just took my first shower in over a week and you could see how dirty the water got as i scrubbed myself
im a weird loser
had an extremely vivid ufc fight island dream that i still remember even though i woke up over an hour ago
movieboy i need you to play the movie at x1.75 speed im short on time
whats the rush
got a date?
you dumb wagies are gonna get sick
if i was still a work norm i'd just pretend to have corona
just remembered ive seen that same expression the monkey has in pads eyes
if you stream using vlc you can just set the speed yourself
it wouldnt work with making it faster idiot
vlc can't distort time…
1993 Directed by George P. Cosmatos
Legendary marshal Wyatt Earp, now a weary gunfighter, joins his brothers Morgan and Virgil to pursue their collective fortune in the thriving mining town of Tombstone. But Earp is forced to don a badge again and get help from his notorious pal Doc Holliday when a gang of renegade brigands and rustlers begins terrorizing the town.https://www.twitch.tv/longjohnstreamer
starting in 10
AAAAHHH I NEED TO GET MY SNACKS
vlc literally has fast forward buttons how do you guys not know this dont tell me youre using some linux cli shit that doesnt have fast forward
vlc streaming has audio sync issues
i need pad
If you think that migrants shouldn't use the NHS because they 'haven't paid enough into it yet' then you have to be consistent and also demand that Children pay to use the service until they start paying taxes.
dumb ass third world monkey
stay mad linux baby no one thinks your cli shit is cool
stfu pad you're the one that loves linux so much you open source monkey freak
*fast forwards all your posts*
good thing i have that fast forward button that would have been a waste of time reading that guys inane posts
ban me again bitch see what happens(ok)
linux is baste
cli is baste
gleepy is a dumb gui nigger
aww whats wrong padbaby cant handle some strong words? gonna cry and leave again?
toot check the reports
im raping my pillow rn thinkenbout you
toot needs to get the hell in here now! we got a situation
*swirls my tongue in your asshole*
high speed orcbros
just tuned in what'd i miss
i need to go take a nap
hopefully toot will have banned 2 posters by the time i come back
the sleeper has awakened
>American billionaires got $434 billion richer during the pandemic
all of that comes at your expense
yeah im watching!
i got $1200 richer though and im a neet without a job
If it weren’t for capitalist adapting and “getting richer” people wouldn’t have been able to get their groceries, shopping etc delivered. People would’ve been forced to go out. Capitalism saved lives
why doesnt aaron stream in 4k?
buy me an i9 and launch a streaming site that lets me push more than 6kbits and i'll do it
Cost of ending homelessness in America: $11 billion
Cost of ending hunger in America: $25 billion
i just love the "we cant afford it" meme
how is it that all other first world countries can afford housing and food for homeless people but america can't lol
i'm really not gay but val kilmer…
my portfolio went from $6k in feb to $10k now
our guy…. you know our guy…
is it a big guy…
not just big…
ugh trump is at the ford facility and hes not wearing a heckin mask
aaron is our guy!
aaron wanna become famous?
hop on over to addviewers.com
i know what toon is doing tonight
can they make me famous in japan?
windowsbro since 3.1
bill gates is saving the planet
linus is ped
i've been to O.K. corral irl
why do they know doc holiday is this a sequel
these dudes are all so cool and badass they know each other
doc holliday was like the dr phil of his time everyone knew him
no clue what is going on in this movie
always dose off when its not a foreign movie
i didn't know this was a billy zane vehicle
i do declare
its hella boring so far thats what i know
cant chain the zane
lol fucking owned
he just dabbed on the mayor
youre a fagbaby chicken diaper toot
cant believe they're really doing the cliche 'hey thats me, i bet you're wondering how i ended up here'
why do americans love their guns so much
*connects the dots*
wtf that guy wasnt justin beiber? am i faceblind
doc holliday was a dentist who got tuberculosis and went out west thinking the dry air would be good. he killed a few people, saved wyatt earp and moved around with him and his brothers
have you ever held one?
why do you know this
sounds like a great idea for a movie
thats what americans learn in school instead of napoleon or rome
ugh wish they did an actual infamous movie
just simply cant begin to comprehend why aaron chose a flick with an under 80% rt score
no shitty history channel "documentaries" and because i drove through tombstone in a car during a trip so found out about it after
i like it so far
its almost got a 4 on letterboxd which is all aaron cares about
im not watching and you shouldnt either
dont tell me what i shouldnt watch bitch
assfag doesnt stream for years and now hes giving us this schlock?
it's a western that doesn't suck which is p good
val kilmer completely dabbed on that kid
boussy (boy pussy)
shit i was just about to say those dudes are the clantons
putting a women in this movie was unfortunate
jesus CHRIST this is boring
it was good until how hate foids
only role for women in movies is to be raped
this is romance novel cover kino
shes so full of herself
how many films does billy zane get cucked in?
laudenum my nigga
can they just skip to the final gunfight scene
nobody is clicking your links fuck off
nooo not the linkerino!!!
ike is a bitch
talks shit but doesnt want to get hit
assfrustrated babys :))
toot check the reports
this is ped shit dont click just report it
did people on the wild west just act like niggers all the time
dida peepoo wingwing
youd never survive youre too much of a pussy
no shit id kill myself
those are the only type of people who would move out there
bill paxton was one of the top CIAnigger actors
it was all brave americans you stupid pussy
back in the day we had battle for zendikar lol
battle for azeroth
remember the wow era
ikes a bit of a hothead
remember when is the lowest form of conversation so i refuse to participate
remember when pad used to post here
remember when you never had the makings of a varsity athlete
help us be like you
i was a varsity athlete in high school
remember when will smith was the genie in alladin
the ol' chewie?
holy shit wudy pulled a lottery card
we wuz kangs julius caesar was black the history books be lying
the image of barneyfag jumping off a building is too funny
heres another hit barry bonds
you tellin me that king tut tu tut tu
tha tha tha thas my great great great great great great grandpa mayne
yeah real funny…
barnyfag is pasted as hell
i never understood the barneyfag thing
she fell 6 miles and fully recovered? god fucking damn
movie coulda been good if they shot and raped their wives
lets get riiiiiiiiiight into the news
just showered for the first time in 3 days and trimmed my neetbeard
todays top story brapper has declined pads friend request yet again
calm down sickzii
that was amazing acting that rain part
toot how do we save capitalism
getting free money from the government is a better system
you cant make me care about chess it just wont happen
hell yeah it's a revenge flick now
young guns & young guns II next plz
theres not gonna be any rape is there
its just gonna be shooting
hate how movieboy conditioned us to love rape in films
what pocket do the cowboys have their red hankys?
i can only fap to snuff films now
what a shitty shootout
hoped at least this would be good
but its just trash
this is so bad im not even gonna ask aaron for a pissbreak
i can't get exhentai to work
i can feel sweat drops fall from my ass
pretty sure there're extensions for chrome and firefox that make it easier
that lady is pretty and i like how she talks…
from the windooooows
to the walls
till the sweat drip down my balls
dont know what i would do without exhentai
probably be an upstanding member of society
thank god i dont have to worry about that
oh boy the final duel
i blame 4chan and xbox live for all my problems
dont know who that fella was
finding stuff on exhentai sucks
if you hate finding stuff on there just dont go there???
this ones pretty crazy too
2 mile fall with plenty of mitigating factors, but she was still pretty banged up, and survived for 11 days in the amazon
she followed a stream and found a boat and siphoned out the gas to get maggots out of her wounds. pretty badass for a teen girl..
it's real easy to find stuff there
those kikes at fakku keep getting stuff taking down from sad panda hate those doujewshis
id find the nearest tiger to devour me
they have large selection and i am usually following someone elses link
click "show advanced options" then tick "show expunged galleries"
some stuff they completely scrub off the site but others are left hidden
toot theyre posting about disgusting secrets ban them
i bet youre gonna put it up your ass you terrible pervert
this might come in handy later
even beautiful people have unflattering angles
how?? just search tags you like and you get pages of perfectly curated orcfuel
blackmail crossdressing english
bam 120 juicy doujins
all my angles are unflattering
i look nothing like this
i can't even get in…
mom flipped a man without those crucial mm cursing me to a cel existence
cant imagine how much parental abuse youd need to go through to become a hentai fag
feel bad for you bros
cant imagine being unable to appreciate hentai
did you log into https://forums.e-hentai.org/
did you clear your cookies?
blank page :/
why u gotta do a ll that 2 see some anime tits……….
building brown bricks in the best thing you can do in minecrap
toot ban them all
why yes i have had a constant dull headache for the past 5 weeks straight how could you tell
feminization anal english
yeah i watch hentai how could you tell
i forgot about the damn cookies
this movie could've been much cooler
crossdressing male:anal english
i took an oath
val kilmer is cel now
imagine what kissing is like when someone has such a moustache
van kilmer was pretty hot i guess
thats really all that was good in this shit
bland, boring, the shooting scenes were disappointing, there was no rape, the music was meh
fuck you aaron
the tag is males_only and it isn't a male subtag
shota males_only english
i enjoyed it love you aaron
wait didnt we already watch sword of doom
absolutely sick of aaron he WILL feel my wrath
i self insert as the shota
love a good /ss/
dang these girls are hot and sexy
hot a what bashabarhaba
when's the chihathon?
well i already watched it so pick something else
love a good straight shota
love a good shota x shota
love a good man x shota
even the occasional loli x shota
just love shota
alright i'll do 大菩薩峠 instead
>for all the orc bros out there
think there was some black mold in my glass how do i clean it
lick it off
bleach kills black mold
162 is proof that all homos are pedos
alright i'm gonna step out for a while
pregnancy drugs prostitution mind_break english
the pokepill papers
someone prep my butt for sickzii
*begs for money on the internet*
guess whos getting drunk tonight!
urethral_insertion gore english
cant believe theres only one result
i never want to see another nude broad again
stupid whore baby
Hi daddy hehe I put on a butt plug for you while I rub my clit so I get all sensitive I turned it on so that the butt plug would vibrate in my ass while I spread my puppy cunt open so you can cum inside cum inside me daddy!!! I’m begging for it
my pokemon pronouns are xir/xer
cum_inflation gore english
2 results? come on
800 puzzle elo now
i dont want to see her pussy
puppiloli is hot
your brain? gone
when you think about it $10.99 really aint that much
yea buy it already bro
when you think about it puppiloli is hot as hell
20 bucks for a 2 and a half minute clip of her licking a dildo
she has a clip on her twitter giving a foot job to a dildo
*sniffs my armpit*
lol she has a fursuit
i'm glad i can fap to different people for free and i'm not obsessed with 1 girl who sells her shit
we're talkin puppiloli here ok
shes a higher breed of pup
toot peek an ip for me real quick
was fp just tossshit larping?
a lot of them are trying to fill any fetish niche that isn't covered
i will never pay a woman for anything
the strain of weed i'm smoking now is called green dragon but the label on the container says "G Dragon"
id pay for sex in a heartbeat
but i have no idea where to find prostitutes where i live
yg druggie running a side biz huh
G-dragon is no stranger to pot. he almost got arrested in korea for smoking it in japan
same, the only escorts i found online here are all scary black girls that would probably show up with people and rob you
smix works for twitch…
does she escort….
she's got bezos' dirty cash what do you think?
imagine paying a foid for sex
my alg got amsongolded >.<
bezos ex-wife is the only person to ever defeat him
there are lots of young white, asian, etc. escorts 75 miles away from me
can you blame him for falling for it
she dedicated a couple of decades of her life to beat him
can he send assassins after her and take it back?
richest woman in the world…
she got half his money, she has teams of assassins patrolling and protecting her
thats great that the richest woman in the world didnt earn it
they must be going at eachother all the time… a game of shadows…
On April 4, 2019, the divorce was finalized, with Jeff Bezos keeping 75% of the couple's Amazon stock and MacKenzie getting $35.6 billion in Amazon stock
lobstertube is amazing
i cant believe people use anything else
porn is gross dude ew
is that pad
did the dominos 50% off pizza give her the coof
i just tooted up some math. she got almost $5k for every day she was married to him
just had a falling out with my best friend. we won't be friends anymore
i think thats formal proof of her being a prostitute
any tube site that has categories instead of videos on the homepage is gay
lobstertube lets me filter shit i dont like
nobody cares i lost my best friend?
got the hyeri gooks banner rn :3
sorry that happened :/
i dont really want to talk about it. it was like 90% my fault
*spits in your mouth*
you always open your mouth you little slut
wish satania would piss all over me
Strings you bitch answer me
sony chads we've lost
dropped a piece of chocolate and caught it before it hit the ground it was really smooth
why wont strings respond to me
go on lad
this ones on me
guy on left is hottt
she's cute. i just like pretty people…
cant wait for 5pm tomorrow im gonna drink and drink and play a silly amount of tft for 4 straight days
cum on what
i wanna fuck her so bad
i'll have to catch up with work since i haven't been working much the last 2 months and i'm going to get in trouble soon lol
sex… with a girl ? !
we all have gamer wifes and named our first born after video games
they might fire you!
ya cuz what i do like all my time is documented so it's going to look bad when my manager reviews it lmao
so far ive pissed outside twice and three times in the jug i refuse to use the toilet
all the of students and workers who haven't done any work are all getting caught around now
ill have everything done by tuesday
shut up nigger
i could probably get away with not doing any work but its fun so i work
just wait 6 months when the government audits everyone and takes back the money they've been giving out
why dont you make them fire you so you can get free money from unemployment!
that isn't happening
if i get fired from this job my only career aspirations are dead
ya it will the government will just tax it all back if you've been committing fraud
someone made mommy mad!
you dont get unemployment if you get fired for cause (like not working) you only get it if you are laid off
u dont know what ur talking about..
how would they know it's fraud>?
they'll check with your employer to see if they asked you back to work
if you said no and are still getting it thats fraud
yea im sure they're going to do that to every single person who filed for unemployment
*watches rick & morty*
thats how the government makes money they dont give a shit about big businesses they just go after the little guys
some people will get away with it for sure but lots of people will get caught
theres 38.6 million people unemployed retard
no way they can verify everyones claim
stop posting these stupid pics
you can't make this shit up
well thats not gonna happen
this zoomer just said "pics" instead of pictures
what if i get fired for smelling bad from not bathing
all it takes is them putting pressure on an employer to give a list of people they asked back
the law's different everywhere
*carefully lays out my $100 million dollars on the table* and this is my spotify contract money
need more ufc its the only thing
wogans body is so goofy
Crucible is a free-to-play team-based PvP action shooter driven by the choices you make.
everything in there sounds ridiculous
imagine being so retarded you use li chess when chess.com exists
my money is on perro
although occasionally…caca comes out victorious
jesus christ shes like 80lb
gross coronavirus spreader
bet it eats dogs and cats
die die die die DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE
wheres the ricardo?
and the dota?
im tired of it all
new thread my brother parper
GET THE FUCK ON CRUCIBLE!!!!!!!!
crucible? well you see its a free-to-play team-based PvP action shooter driven by the choices you make.