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friends edition


new turt


i remember friends



shes in a bra driving in a car and theres lots of jiggling omo


theres lots of jugalos


tell her to put makeup on pls



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now shes eating ice cream very seductively


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this statue popped out to me from that guys collection because it looked too real


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simply NEED a bishounen bf


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cant we just be friends


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it's a joke


it was the medication messed with his head




are you sure thats ped she has an old lady face


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what makes the dad so happy


anyone with an rgb keyboard is a faggot


im fag


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damn those are some nice wheels


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getcha neck slit


bought a bag of little debbie chocolate frosted donuts


love the lil debbie nutty bars


i like the chocolate donuts more than the frosted ones


wow thats great buddy *slaps your belly around* look at it jiggle lmao


fat fuckers


i was eyeing the nutty bars too and made the hard choice


cant find em in ***ada anymore pisses me right off!


i want to FUCK ms. pink


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custard filled donuts are the best


i deserve a gf


oola la mr fancy pants custard man


filling toon with my custard


wotlk time!


bros get on oldschool runescape we're making fires!



this is a grail


stop grailing after grails


kgf grail


if i say its a grail its a grail


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ss bros…


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ive been having some hyper explicit dreams lately…


Elon Musk claims new baby with Grimes is named ‘X Æ A-12’




was it rape


we prefer daddy nier in this comm


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hahah,look at ragey wojak take a big hate filled steamer on the ledge!


Redeemed Highlight My Message
Channel Points
sophie_mccall: Your catfishing, your profile pictures is totally different than whatever this is im looking at.


actually we emulated nier replicant and posted screenshots here


i respect finkelstein


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weve already collectively lold at this
like 10 hours ago


kate leth wormed her way into the comics industry on her looks then ballooned up like 80lbs and got a dykecut


oh you expected me to read all the posts i missed while i was asleep?


no i expected you to ctrl+f X Æ A-12




how is that name pronounced anyway


ban the skipper toot ban him



actually i might go back and read the posts now and repost some of them just for you fag


wish wed just go to war with china already im getting so sick of all this will they wont they nonsense


was he on a jog? was he aggressively running towards them? why did they have guns already prepared? why did this guy randomly decide to record it all?
im gonna need some more info before i decide if i want to lol or not


if theres a war with china im siding with xi
i want my stinker gf


i dont want to be drafted


gleep what is it like to be drafted


turt you seein this


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gleepy volunteers when he saw the towers fall on 9/11
what he saw in fallujah would change his life forever


this guy sounds bitchmade


they thought he was a burglary suspect or something


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good thing toot is getting bulletproof cybertrucks for the comm


thats an obscene amount of chromatic aberration


havent had donuts since last hannukah…


when is dumbbroad going to show her body on cam i want to know how fat she is


a modern day lynching
im shaking
there are no words


why do modern lynchings lack the fun trappings of traditional lynchings like tar and feathering, hanging, or big mob scenes?


were well versed in the 1350 here





*pupiws diwate*
niggews… awe… so… COOOOOOOOOOOOOOL


its weird that women are perfectly comfortable walking around with their cleavage out


its all that self empowerment self love crap the talmudvision feeds them


i want to see dumbbroads belly!!!!!


turt help me





thanks doc


someone just tipped dumbbroad $100 for sitting in her car


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malarkey if you ask me


what should i do with this chicken to really kick it up a notch




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you don't like necklacing?


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lemon juice
white wine
cracked peppercorn




its tasty


lets see the only thing i have from that is garlic


what do you have?


you could to chicken katsu if you have egg flour and stale bread


what is it about older japanimation that makes it have soul?


made on cels by cels for cels


lil 'lick on some 'ken NOThimg to complain about


sailor moon was made for young girls


the animators knew what they were doing


thats the manga
the show is better


gleep whats actually happening here what does it all mean


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the united states is such a perfect country i wish i was born there


made on cels
by cels
for cels


just move here it's a country of immigrants


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back from making my chicken


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die vfoid lover


whats a vfoid


damn shes just like me


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our guy is BACK


padghoul hands




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will anyone still work with him now that hes a known snitch


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how did you kick it up a notch


wish i had an older sister to spoil me


why does the himapedlord have such a serious photo


who cares nigger


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he was a vain narcissist with plenty of disposal income since he could just steal his gran's social security


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i dont get it is he a drug dealer


my wife's son



dad made couscous and chicken skewers…



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damn i gotta try that !


flugtag is supposed to be fun :(


suck him off as thanks


watching someone get hurt is fun


itd be so funny if he died


had to google how to spell armoire


did movieboy play la haine yet
i wanna watch that


aaron plays gay shit on the reg


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got my wellbutrin time to feel good


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that crap doesnt work on me my dep is too complicated



threw out all my hopes and dreams and aspirations and my dep up and left too


i call it bupropion


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its time to sip


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so true


instead of sipping i close my eyes really hard and tell myself what im feeling is happiness


beerboy simulator 2020


just realized women can be smart too


press y to drop chickenbones



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press f to pay respects




let me get some f's in the chat bros


this isnt your personal chatroom


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are you winning son?


why arent there any good video games


mario party 2



cant believe the dems are really gonna prop brain worms biden up like this




finally us wormbrains will have a representative in the oval office


i be geeked up on that actavis like its the fifth of may


i need another alg plz



learn how to build houses


i give you guys gold and you give me that


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go to /mu/ teenshit


theres a bunch of will durant stuff on youtube the self-contained nature of most of the stuff gives it an alg-like quality




cant stop eating lil deb donuts


i have to sips i have to sips i have to sips i have to sips


poppin dubble bubble right and left


i think we've had enough of your cringe



had no idea 30 slot bags in wow were so cheap


dad called me a wank stain


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thanks those are good but i have the audiobook thats from already


a good time with the lads


deep sea is like 100g


The quality of posts is extremely important to this community. Contributors are encouraged to provide high-quality images and informative comments.



Problems? - 162oot@cock.li




toot hates my posts


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god no


holy shit!


too dubble bubbled im sick


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fantasy korean baseball?

dont mind if i do!


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no no no this cant be real


[+398, -28] ㅋㅋㅋ He really is f*cked


did you buy one of those big tubs


dad came into my room and talked to me for 5 minutes it was really stressful


ynaj right




should i keep guessing


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they might get it tonight bros


never raided whats it like


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i watched toon raid once it seemed really gay


a long time ago and i just refill it with the bags its so bad man i eat like 30 a day


40 man c'thun steez


might raid in shadowlands


been there before i bought one of those tubs and it was empty in a week


3 hours 3 nights a week of hoping you get 20 people to all coordinate on one pull then you kill the boss and go on to the next one


"if u bench me i empty the bank & gquit"


learned that move from art of the deal


do people care about wow




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baseball players are so fat


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i agree, the designated hitter does ruin the purity of the game


who is fapping to these bad cg porns? i really don't understand it


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nah ill just stand up 4 times a game



i like that other leagues arent as autistic with their dumb unwritten rule shit as the mlb
the point of sports is to entertain what the fuck do i care about sportsmanship let the players show off and celebrate and taunt


ugh neetbros we could have gotten a job in january or feburary and could be making $900 a week in free money now neeting it up


did that dude seriously just flip his bat?


i heard it was one weirdo in africa making 90% of cg porn


a true athlete


the fake out at 0:12 lol


oh i get it now sports are for closet homos


what was the one mlb game it was like the baseball version of nfl blitz where players could become 'on fire' and you could charge the mound it was great




i dont remember that one
i remember nfl blitz, nhl hitz, nba jam


ya hehe thats it


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id love for some new non realistic sports games to come out
realistic games suck


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i'd take either the pc has been hurting for sports games


you should make one


rocket leagues a sports game


i'm no narci i don't know how to make games





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wish i had a sweet gig like barakan


the next matt alt might be sittin in this thread right now


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the steam window started flashing and i got excited that one of my fwens messaged me but actually steam just wanted me to update…


hi toon


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im bad at reaching out to friends


i would message you if you accepted my fwen weqwest


same desu


my $3k pc only plays a game that can run on a cell phone


sub zero just smoked that guy


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El Chapo's sons impose coronavirus lockdown and torture violators – 'this is no game'


a mexican family might have given my mom corona



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stop gaslighting me


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paste lil chapo


moms bday 2moro…


dont mess with me like this or im going back to bed


dont remember what day my moms bday is
sometime in the fall i think


guess ill go push some weights around


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seth is endorsing trump here


dude weed


seth is a cool name


nah its kike


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were kike here


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we're named after one of the 12 apostles here


just admit you're attracted to toddlers


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its cinco de mayo


toddler king


im named after an 80s name trend


im named after an album from 1976


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our baby shall be called david bowie - station to station


maniac drug dealer iii


maniac drug dealer AYAYAY


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drug dealer, bitch killer
imma maniac, maniac


sipper, mug gripper
imma sippyiac, sippyiac


i'm :25 seconds, in pretty good so far


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should i post a picture of my after dinner snack


oh shit remember cloudchasing?




the comm used to do it


damn this is gay!


they had to practice a lot to get that gay



god i hate niggers


there were a few namefag dudes who were sponsered by vape shops and e-juice



hes still trying to rep the set after snitching on actual gangsters?


how long till he gets tekashi gets popped like xxxtenacion


its from years ago


shadman omnibus



*trust a rainbow haired beaner*
*go to prison for the rest of your life*



all washed and posting from bed


gonna watch avilo whos with me!


oh hes ranting about atira too great


what was that one kpop song that was like we like to party tonight ah we party tonight ah ding ding ting ting




weedfriend wanna csgo?


googled it and got this


thats it thanks



nah probably not for a few days im still workin


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i made a tekashi meme


can u explain it to me


i changed the word "priest" to "keef" because tekashi wanted to be rid of chief keef


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heard gay people get their sphincters blown out from anal sex and end up having to wear diapers or else the shit just slides right out their ass






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me and the boys squadded up rolling deep


>bros dsp is live




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baste japs no selling the nigger word


everyone cheer on scarscar in her gsl group tonight


when is she playing


in ~4 hours
group is her, dark, taeja and dear


ill probably be asleep


same but i just wanted to remind everyone


what scp reading should i fall asleep to tonight


isnt scp for trannies now


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idk probably it was never good but its entertaining enough and theres a lot of boys with nice voices that do readings on youtube


i dont really know much about scp i dont know if it took off on /x/ after i stopped going there or if i just ignored it becuase it didnt look interesting


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the rice crispes elves look like shit now what happened


oops was in the wrong thread!




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Tracking what the US government’s $1200 stimulus check would now be worth if used to buy #bitcoin on April 15, 2020.




the originals were kino


my brother watches these scps all the time



well would you look at the time!


take tonight off bro


this commercial makes me want to grab a pack of winston cigarettes


i already measured everything and poured a shot!


have any of you guys ever watched high school musical








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scarscar in 3hrs!


hes just gonna lose like always





were watching korean baseball in 2 hours


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theres no way biden will be allowed to get up on stage against drumpf in a debate


yea he'd wipe the floor with that orange buffoon


he wouldnt even be able to hear the moderator's questions because brain juice will be leaking out of his ears



why am i not passed out drunk yet


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should i get into origami


i got pretty deep, went to the ny convention one year… before i was depressed i loved it. you get lots of eureka moments


bet theres tons of babes at an origami con…


do you still have any pieces around


theyre all buried and smushed but i know i have some stuff. i was doing it all with books and i was finding a few diagrams online but it wasnt big yet. now you'd have youtube and endless online diagrams, 4chan… if you can do things its an ok thing to do. i cant do anything


asian ones at that….


think ill make some stuff


check out the sticky on 4chan or the gamireddit and find some algs to find stuff. for simple advice:

learn what the few symbols in origami instructions mean

when you fold something in half for example, make sure the edges perfectly perfectly line up with each other. if it's a little off every fold after is multiplying that fuckup

burnish your folds so that they are really crisp, i use the flat part of my thumbnail


i have been described as creepy


were there any pieces you found especially cool or fun or interesting
i wanna make some stuff to put up on my bookcase so my room doesnt exude a cel aura


guys really be living like this and dont see any problem


something thats more numbing and repetitive is modular origami which is more than 1 piece of paper. you can make everlasting gobstopper looking spiky dodechahedrons or less work the basic diamond like the one above sims heads


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mom found the sex journal


paul denino


leprechaun andy get in here


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if you want to try something try the water bomb first. use an alg or more thorough directions. posting this because it's what a normal origami diagram is like


why wasnt there a hinata in my life


getting the no friends feel what do i do


join a backyard wrestling league



new vlog


i like her high pitched "uuhhh" when she speaks


i like when she finds herself searching for weird and convoluted ways of saying simple things because she thinks it makes her sound quirky or smart


do you guys let your dogs lick your face


if it puts its shit germs on me i grab the bat







thank you~


love tasteless


we were already watching it


british people…







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whos spectating theyre fuckin shit


cant believe this was all g1
fucking gooks FUCK OFF
i just want to watch scarscar


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do you think it’s fun being a girl?


taejas such a little fuckin nerd i wanna give him a swirlie


there's just something off about him i never liked him…


gotta be the haircut


hes basically a budget mvp


his smug aura…


my stink aura…


hes unrecognizable in this pic
did they fuck his face up in the gook army or what


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im stinky too


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thats a MAN baby


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rate my gf



scarscar hwaiting!


hate all the tranny simps


im not a simp


hows tods podcast going


tod has a podcast?


kinda miss tod
miss him saying "my man" with his french accent


he has some show about warcraft that lasts for hours


whos tod


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gonna watch this for sure


is that the protoss cruncher who beat idra?


tod cruncher who who who who


sigh got a 1v1 zoom meeting and gonna miss scarscar


based cheeselett took a game off dear


damn.. hes a man now…..


please channel for scarscar ;;


scarscar o_O


oh my




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it's over


for dark that is




holy crackers…


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scarscar……. our boygirl destroying gooks…


why are there still 18k people watching this


because your gay


new units, new upgrades


what are the new units




the fuck am i watching


scarscar has been spending too much time with noregret…




scarlett got FUCKED!!!!!!!!!


she tried to outgook the gook one too many times


get fucked cheeselett


gyuri :3


look at that gooooooooook


reminder that gyuri is married


omo gyuri


fucking whore
wish i was her husband


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korean jim raynor voice :O


no dick dont click


this is huge bros


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taeja is gonna r*** scar…


hes not wrong


immortals are retarded that was actually close despite taeja outplaying him so hard


>maek mareen


i haven't been complaining about protoss because i dont play the game but youre pushing me


how do we get rid of the starkids


cant finish my lunch…


*pushes your head into it*


there ain't no such thing as a free lunch


yes teach me about coronavirus gyuri :3



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inked nips…


post the code bwo







we saw that already


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>tfw no yakuza boss doninating qt gf


whats with the diamond earrings


you've found an asian i wouldn't fuck


post girls we wouldnt fuck


i think you would bro


unironically +1
shes hideous with those tattoos


shed be hot if she had boobs


if anyone needs a game "gears tactics" is really good if you liked xcom or divinity original sin (its like xcom with movement like divinity).
i thought it would be gay because gears of war. the dudes look like warhammer space marines


i invented a gambling card game in my dreams


havent played xcom or divinity original sin and i most certainly dont plan on playing "gears tactics"


good day sir!


drank a large bottle of apple juice


iu released a new song
lets all listen……


reel to reel is so cool


nvm about that iu song she has some gay faggot singing a part


god this dress


good morning gookers~


do you have one…

they're super duper expensive…


now is the time to get one


a working one with nice heads? not enough in a trumpbux cheque




maybe you could find a mint one in some old ladies barn though

offer her like $50



the movement was the worst part of divinity


brb gotta poop


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im zooming


i want a bf or gf!


horny freak


im not horny s*x is gross


eat ass like groceries


oh man turt its over 9000 again


does it even matter when fiat is gonna collapse
and all because of a nothingburger




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dont understand this if you fill it with water it will just melt



how do you know that
did you try crafting it


no but if i scrunch up some paper and fill it with water it melts and the origami thing is just that but with more steps


actually origami is folding paper using traditional japanese methods
your fucking it up if your just "folding" it


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*folds paper using a traditional method*


i can never fold right
dunno how to make the crease at the right location
like when you start folding and line up the corners, theres no crease so its just a round bend, and when i press down the crease gets made somewhere that isnt actually the center and the corners shift and arent lined up anymore
figured that out when i was 10 and vowed never to fold again


watched this and it didnt even show him filling it with water pretty sure its fake


wish toon would show us his island…


the trick is to fold from the other side towards the bend


practice makes perfect



im all gay and shit


why do fags keep saying that they are gay?


whats a humour advocate


ive never told anyone about my homosexual tendencies


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die animal crossdresser


senor reeki


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hope he domestically violenced her


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we cant grow a beard


ive got a really shameful monthish of bad beard
the cheeks are patchy, the stache is sparse, the part connecting the stache to the chin is nonexistent… the neck is full


2020 Recesion: Buy Sealed Product and Reserved list
Alpha Investments
490 views 11 minutes ago


its hard hating trannies while also desperately wanting to be a woman





theories are gay


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i can get a pretty good beard going on my chin, but the cheeks grow in all white trashy like joe dirty



what the fuck i kicked a hole n my dog he


so is kim dead orrr…..??


aaron hermano


what the fuck i kicked a hole n my dog he
what the fuck i kicked a hole n my dog he
what the fuck i kicked a hole n my dog he
what the fuck i kicked a hole n my dog he
what the fuck i kicked a hole n my dog he
what the fuck i kicked a hole n my dog he
what the fuck i kicked a hole n my dog he
what the fuck i kicked a hole n my dog he
what the fuck i kicked a hole n my dog he
what the fuck i kicked a hole n my dog he
what the fuck i kicked a hole n my dog he


my asshole hurts


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im improving…


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wtf i get it now
so its kinda like trump is voldemort and biden is dumbledore




so its like bappa vs padda marvel avengers edition


this is huge bros


herman miller aeron
aaron hermano


you're a good guy mon frere


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why did i drink so much last night


i got too angry being around people and had to come home


for real today
or is mom gonna start cleaning windows in your house or something


Clueless White Guy Orders in Perfect Chinese, Shocks Patrons and Staff


made a ballin chocolate cake


saw a black guy taking a dump into a cardboard box in the alley. he said it was an emergency and walked off with the box. he had a hardhat on for some reason


for real hopefully


brappa is trump (based winner) paddlemar is hillary (evil witch)


*slides up in my aeron remastered*


aaron i need a pee break



the almost pauper cycling deck with zenith flare just catches everyone off guard for some reason
pretty fun to play lol



wish i bought terrys templeos shirt while he was still alive



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12. [+22, -0] I wish death upon her tomorrow


drumpf is thanos


i dont watch capeshit
but thanos looked epic as heck in all the webms posted here


starting at 10 past now. i only had a dvdrip but a 1080p webrip came out a while ago and i'm waiting for the download to finish


if its not 4k im not interested


if its 4k im not interested


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4k or bust, buddy


aaron i need a pee break


aaron tell this fucker to go pee now


just piss yourself


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Samurai Rebellion
1967 ‘上意討ち 拝領妻始末’ Directed by Masaki Kobayashi
Toshiro Mifune stars as Isaburo Sasahara, an aging swordsman living a quiet life until his clan lord orders that his son marry the lord’s mistress, who has recently displeased the ruler. Reluctantly, father and son take in the woman, and, to the family’s surprise, the young couple fall in love. But the lord soon reverses his decision and demands the mistress’s return. Against all expectations, Isaburo and his son refuse, risking the destruction of their entire family. Director Masaki Kobayashi’s Samurai Rebellion is the gripping story of a peaceful man who finally decides to take a stand against injustice.


starting at 10 past


no i need one after you start the movie



is la haine on the list or did we already watch it


we decided it was too gay


on the list


okay good to know thanks aawon :3c



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akon put fart the movie on the list


is aaron a common name in europe
aaron sounds like an american name
euro names are like johanne or pierre


lol akon


put fart movie on the list or i report


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i name thee jew! begone


ah rats ive missed some good ones


dropping frames like mad
give me two seconds




might play some morrowind


im too angry and dont know how to calm down




take a wellbutrin


to answer dudes question from earlier the paper waterbomb can hold water for 15 seconds? or so. plenty of time to throw


starting now


trying to draw someone putting funko pops in their dick but i cant draw it well enough to make it clear theyre funko pops


you better not drop frames or your done kid


give them the iconic funko stare


do a garrison and just label everything


aaron pee break now please


just draw the big square head on small body and add those black oval eyes
how can you know how to draw dicks but not know how do draw funko


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aaron put it on the list or i report stream


didnt watch live but i just clicked through the vod, scarlett didnt make it through but i dont care because she's a disgusting cheeser


its ok since shes cheesing gooks


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image search funko pops, with tools option ,set color to transparent. use funko .pngs instead of drawing them


i dont understand whats happening in the movie


mixing in one cheese is ballsy, cheesing over and over and over again is for cowards


whats happening


gooks deserve it bro
they cheesed countless whaito piggus out of tournaments


watch the damn movie we're like 5 minutes in




cant believe you guys watch sc2 when you could be watching pops


i tabbed out for a sec and missed everything now i dont know whats happening


i've been watching top pops go on pop hunts


i dont watch movie streams cause they happen too often and dont feel special anymore


mifune and nakadai got a promotion. that's about it so far


ill slap your bitch ass




who are they what did they get promoted to


these two guys on screen
no idea


i need to pee


you were supposed to get your jug ready


whats a fief




i need to pee


you hand them out to your peasants and chill in your fiefdom


steward is getting fucking owned


why do they crouch all the time why dont they just build taller houses


wish i knew what was going on in this movie


theyr not tall enough to build higher up


i need to pee really bad aaron!!!!


please do not question the way of the japanese
they are much wiser than you or i


hope mifune starts fucking shit up real soon


literally everyone in this movie looks exactly the same




thats racist bro


slowly getting my bicycle back in shape for comfy riding!


gotta pee… but i cant miss the movie…


i just wish mifune had his beard
his beard makes him look really cool


love the mifune beard rub


how do i get this viscous?


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really bothered by her hairline



cant stop saying nigger



whats happening


people are meant to be with people


*opens movieboy stream*
*its a bunch of gay ass samurais again*
*closes movieboy stream*


mifunes about to lose his shit


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*pops on the newest wudy*
*pupils dilate*


oh hell yeah masha'allah


wonder if nakadai will take mifune's side or will betray him


this movie is too boring gonna watch terry davis clips instead




would be cool to see them fuck shit up together
but i bet their duel is gonna be the highpoint of the movie
it was foreshadowed after all



she looks like shit
fat adele was way hotter


dont remember adele being relevant in years


shes not relevant anymore because she lost her signature fatness


would be cool to have royalties…


last i heard about adele was her husband divorcing her and getting hundreds of millions of dollars in alimony


stupid fat whore


positive vibes


our guy bisu is playing CoD…




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bisu1 or bisu2





look at her stream title


pad hop on ninjala we're landing at the food truck


where is he now


fucking bunzo


ugh i hate that mom got lemon ice cream and now i need to finish it




can't wait for mifune to fuck these guys up


fuck i missed it again


you dont like lemon ice cream?


also gookthanias is offering some top NA masters analysis


tried to sculpt my coronabeard and realized i have no idea how to


i tried doing that a few days ago and ended up shaving the whole thing off cuz i fucked it up


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5 minute break


not like mifune to give up like that
hes gonna lose his shit real soon
and then these dumb nips are FUCKED


we rock the stache+stubble here


i was born without those crucial mm


no.. *eats*




[+19, -0] Seems like everyone's succeeding at their diets but me


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insane how some people here dont keep piss jugs within arms reach at all times


never fallen to the level of roompissing


my room already stinks of cum
i don't need to add the stench or piss to the mix


clean your room


starting again


my room smells like bamboo i have an air freshener


it doesnt smell bad when you have a cap on your piss jug


gotta let my ass breathe


ive never wanted to get stupid drunk and destroy everything more in my life


think i might take tonight off last couple drunk nights havent been that fun


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thanks doc


cuz u uninstalled valorant bro… we were on all night


bros hop on


hop on my dick bitch





idea: we all jump on wotlk!


no thanks *slips on over to valorant*


my head is screaming


2 million chickens will be killed in Delaware and Maryland because of lack of employees at processing plants


god please have nakadai join mifune for the last stand



unlike my asshole



hoooo shit


god i love nakadai


gotta respect mifunes skills


who was the first guy who decided to have rats run through a maze


Rats made their way into the research lab at the turn of the century, starting with a group of researchers in Chicago and at Clark University in Worcester, Mass. A graduate student at Clark named Willard Small was the first to use a rodent maze to study learning.


williard small huh wow


im dumber than a rat


never been inside a maze but i imagine id do rather poorly and need to call for help


"take care of it yourself" lol
they are all about to die


charlie gordon looking ass


same im not good in tight spaces id probably start crying


you cry at everything


im a crier i cry


yep we cry


what a kakkoii way to turn off the candle


die crybabies


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giant ball spotted




my forearms are weak


my forearms are not weak


they need her to legally reject her husband otherwise the other lords will charge their lord with kidnapping


this is it
lets fucking dance


i was talking about the picture


im strong as hell


love watching mifune chop down mooks


lmao steward is a fucking pussy


they got fucking owned


everything is making me angry


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can you escape the tardcage


i could beat the shit out of you


i can hang from a bar for about 2 minutes


how many pull ups?


on the final pe exam in school i couldnt do 1 pull up




like tins cage? i could probably bust outta that in 30 seconds


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*looks around for pizza rolls*


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holy grail O__O


kinda wanna go running in japanese forests and find dead students hanging from trees


*slips on my alien from toystory hat*
lets do this







mifune shoulda just stormed the castle instead and killed the lord
itd be easier to do that


all mom does is watch americas next top model and project runway now


my mom watches hgtv all day
they like that show where people buy junk at flea markets and try to flip it


nakadai's now 0-3 against mifune in samurai movies


dad made chili… gonna go eat some brb…


i'm sick of him rubbing it in our faces that his dad is still around


fuckers always use guns in the end
fucking pussies


suck him off while youre at it


guns in samurai movies is like the trains in cowboy movies


love my dad


this post isn't true


mifune…. :/



mifune… ;_;


good flick
wish the duel lasted a little longer


that movie deadass slapped


lowkey banger


aaron that movie was on fleek


might do the human condition over the weekend
not sure yet


i was too dep to watch


sometimes i read words on the internet and use them then i realize i accidentally used teen terms…


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i already watched the human condition after you rec'd it to me :3




imagine crying together with the comm as kaiji drags himself through the snow…


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dont remind me…


i was extra dep for a week after that movie



i had to pause a few times during part 1 and 3 to cry


stop crying


sometimes you gotta cry


for some reason steveo reminds me of james rolfe



already watched this so im skipping it




might have a cry later tonight


movie was boring stopped watching 20 mins in what happened


back from eating chili with my dad now my moms making a cherry cake…


mom made banana bread


feeling like a smoothie


FUCK your mom and FUCK her banana bread


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you cant talk about my mom like that




anyone else like to lightly rub their cutting scars? it sends electricity through my body i cant stop


do you have superpowers





got my dad that wine and some ferrero rocher for his birthday wdyt


mother's day…


i dubble the bubble the trouble is stubble


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i dont deserve to eat


ive earned a plate of nachos


cant just be eating nachos every night


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what the FUCK is this shit :)
the retard that designed this needs to be fucking cut into pieces


shut up nerd


i know nothing about magic absolutely nothing


i know that its gay as hell


id give anything for him to fuck my wife


red always has some busted bullshit


*slowly sets down shahrazad*


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dude just go through your deck and find whichever creature you want and put it on the battlefield attacking :)
and then do that for every single attacking non-human :)
only 4 mana btw :)))))))))))))


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should i shave myself





plan for tonight: game, jo, sleep


you mean your boy parts?
hell yeah


ate too much today
still feel like i could eat three big macs rn


i am based and red pilled


meant my whole body


shave your scrotum boy


first i whip


nothing feels better than being hairless


anyone can whip
its the nae nae that filters out the plebs…


based on what


where are the namebros


nigger nigger nigger


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*summons niggers*


all i want is a big piece of land somewhere with a sign up front that says i shoot trespassers and a gun to shoot trespassers


havent seen that fag whos gay for s*ckzii in a while


insane that tosh.0 is still on the air


so fuckin bored i might go for a run


that cant be true


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pop in a flick


did you steal those




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what kinda plant is that


not a cactus, that's for sure


looks like some type of fern


need a plant for my desk that one looks nice


i said these exact words in my head


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slept all afternoon
wish i could go back


looks like some type of fern


ugh just realized the neighbors 3 hours down have a pool


words hurt too you know


looks like some type of fern


need a plant for my desk that one looks nice


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lets just say the plant wouldnt be getting fed water itd be getting fed piss


paste jollie


die planters


little white kids say nigger


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Can Urine Be Used as Fertilizer?

Can urine be used as fertilizer without laboratory treatment? Scientists seeking to answer that question used cucumbers as their test subjects. The plants were chosen because they and their plant relatives are common, easily contaminated with bacterial infections and are eaten raw. Cucumbers showed increases in both size and number after feeding the plants with urine, showed no difference in bacterial contaminants from their control counterparts, and were equally as tasty.


tonight feels like a mistyfap night


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why would the fedora guy care about the koran



did they test whether other shit in the urine like drug metabolites wound up in the cucumbers?


should have been blue hat, red hat, black hat


the black pill


bored but dont have the energy to do anything more than stare at the screen


it doesnt matter nothing good comes of doing good


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classic barakan




made my account private


i want to suck scv dick!


that's kinda gay dude


moms in the market for a new chifforobe


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hate the himaspy that crossposts shit


takes one to know one, himabro



himachads in the house tonight
everybody just have a good time


when you see a himapost just go over there and post some magicspam or wowtardation


the crossposter already has that stuff covered


installed a doorbell cam




stop stealing my packages


bit of a spy huh


onseki sb


the lady that got away with running over and murdering that british boy turned out to be a high level cia agent and not a diplomat wife



she got away with it? it was in the news for like 2 days and havent heard about it since


seki sb NOW


she was driving on the wrong side of the road and killed a kid then just flew back to the states




did she get extradited?


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magic and wow posts are from hima


started to get a chub and then it got gory and went right back down


have gleepy drop some steamy s*xblogs on them and watch em gnash their teeth


what the fuck i kicked a hole n my dog he


would love to hear some of big gleep's tales of eroticism


my teeth are rotting out of my head


you can borrow my electric tooth brush



are waterpiks a good investment


dont understand a single post here


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bwo!!! welcome to the 300 club!!!


the heck is the 300 club





im a fuckin millionaire once again baybeeee


toot told me that the quarantine hasnt stopped him from getting his regular 300$ lunches


toots lunch break: bang bimbo secretary, eat $300 steak, smoke a cigar


what. a. legend.


how much are you supposed to tip for a 270$ meal would just rounding up to 300 be stingy


depends on the quality of service


lifting weights worked i dont feel as angry now


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she was back


the thumbnail is telling me to click


wow fake sperm so omo


do sperm banks really pay you for sperm


not fake


yeah but they dont want our gunk


yeah it's true


he needs our help bros


wouldnt wish my genetic code on anyone


ah yes money


dad and mom are pog no excuse for how i turned out


you have to be >6' and have a bachelor of science degree for a sperm bank to consider you worthy


pogs were cool


poggers in the chat


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wish i was a housewife


what do the colors on the trans flag represent


raise up those dongers


still don't get why lesbian and gay aren't the same


obsessed freaks


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just shaved
im so smooth…
time to oil up and have a slippery orc


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well my motto is 'you only live once'


is the implication that you should live as safe and neurotic as possible


what the fuck is your problem dude


why so hostile?


??? wtf?!


are you gonna touch your butt?


the chef keeps cutting stuff on the grill
what do they do when the scratches from the knife on the grill makes stuff start sticking? do they sand the whole surface down? do they get a new grill surface?






they reshellac the grill after every service


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im just really scared


we touch our butts here


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ive never put anything in my butt even my fingers


aaron i need a pee break can you hold my pip



its gross


prefer touching the outside of my bhole to sticking things in it


you only live once put something up your butt


shit comes out of there


no play it safe what if your butt pops you only live once


what the fuck is your problem dude


its not gonna pop from rubbing it with a finger


my motto is: better safe and sorry




its only gross if you dont clean yourself


pad is rapeable


wish i had the comfortable and stable life of a japanese salaryman
dont even have to try to make friends the company provides them


thinking about being alive for another year stresses me out


dont leave me


lets do some shots


my butt is pristine
cleaner than uhh… whats a really clean thing


your butt


yeah but it cant be cleaner than itself


your old butt


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time for some counter-strike: global offensive


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no more clicking tonight for me
i got owned earlier and it made me sad


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look im not gay but if i happened upon a pip toy and some lube i would just give it a try you know what im saying


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somehow the asian "male" comes out looking more pathetic in either scenario



his head grows for some reason


iu break


gleep hop on wotlk


hell yeah bro




nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger


hate how logical it is to be racist


one look at the fbi crime stats is all you need


i think i get it now. forcing people to wageslave for 90% of their waking life makes it impossible for them to have any time to think about anything or have the energy to do anything


thingken about ordering a 'zah…


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the internet is another trap
its just too easy to get dopamine without actually doing anything


havent had pizza in a HOT minute


ive decided to quit wagecoon lifestyle and become an ebay seller


are you flippin some fat tp rolls?


i dont think that works now, local grocery store was jam packed with tp a couple days ago


like pallets and pallets of it just sitting in the middle of the store


love pallets


hate em


i will miss my forklift once i quit
scoopin up pallets…movin em to the other side of the warehouse…doin it again…


is driving a forklift a skill


are you one of those cool guys that zoom around without slowing all smooth giving quick toots around corners


there was a bunch of tp at publix last time i went
its a nothingburger



mines still all out :/
im gonna run out soon


forklift drivers are epic


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the publix here even had hand sanitizer in stock as well as tons of toilet paper


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new champ


the burger has nothing in it
no meat


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thats not a nothing burger thats a bun




burger king is really stubborn about their ketchups tho frfr



can i get a source on any of this shit you guys are saying
literally any of it


yeah this is a fat nothingburger confirmed


mom found the cum tubes


does burger even mean anything on its own isnt it just short for hamburger




corona-chan…her beauty…


hate burgers
hate fries
hate pizza
hate chicken
hate tacos





love burgers
love fries
love pizza
chickens ok
love tacos


never tasted a taco…


start cooking with chicken thighs and chicken livers youll change your tune



first of all i dont have a 'tune'




see that giant ball? you can ram it


lmao the quintessential amerimutt


they say theres a ball out there the size of a house
and you can drive right into 'er


hes listening to the killers



hes got the car steal rush goin strong


why leave your keys in the ignition thats so stupid


ugh youve never delivered pizzas have you


because you dont expect some random low impulse ape to jack your shit


what the fuck the police stopped him and didnt even ask for his insurance and registration?


little suburb baby boys ~__~


cant believe he got pulled over within like 1 minute of driving, didnt have any id or documents, all sweating and acting strung out as hell, and the cop let him go


they did but the cop was black so he let it slide


love cops


the mutt looks white so the cop let him go


feeling a cry come on


cops are lovin the q they dont even have to respond to any emergency calls all they do now is sit around in their patrol cars parked by the beach on their phones


counteraction time


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have a cry at least once a week
wouldnt be so bad if i had someone to hug and cry into their chest…


why do you cry so much thats weird


crying into mommygf's heaving tits while she holds you
now thats catharsis


its healthy


pop some wellbutrin


feel lonely and hopeless



but why cry about it



idk it feels cathartic
or maybe my brain is just broke
i cant control it


do we like the killers?


ok ive decided i must take the risk and order a 'zah


ive been on the fence about hopping in the car and grabbing two slices from my local spot i think im gonna go rn


don't go around stealing the 'zza boy's car



if you dont keep it it isnt stealing its joyriding



im taking precautions
gonna throw the 'zah in the oven at 200F for at least 15 mins before i dig in just incase someone breathed on it


nancy pelosi looks terrifying


do you think she has pierced nipples…



i dont believe this


some guy paid $1000 for poppy to say his name in a video and she didnt evne do it lmao


wish i could have fought for the confederacy in the war of northern aggression


all the cool guys fought for the south


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god bless you john
our ancestors had john the carpenter
we have john the pizzamaker
he risks his health to fill our bellies with 'zah


the michiganbros are pacifists


who the fuck is poppy


these are fake ya know?


its weird how powerful the federal government is when they dont even exist


just another internet foid
some guy used her to make "weird" videos as a way to make their music career go viral and get into hollywood or whatever idk
everyone involved is a freak


kinda want some za now but i already ate dinner


come over bro we can share a couple slices!


but the rona..


you better throw the pizza in a preheated 200 degree oven and remove the box with gloves


you can only give someone corona if you already have it duhhhh


you've been quarantined, right?
me too
so were all safe girl

thats the plan, see >>967106


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be careful getting rid of the box bro i did a paper towel over my hand to open it then put all the slices onto a separate plate then disinfected the surface the box was on


i used to cry a lot more


the area in front of my door is the decontam area
ill just leave the box there for 3 days before touching it


are you just a girl or something


i have stopped all virus precautions already its too much trouble


i was already super ocd with touching door knobs and stuff my life didnt change at all




i cry more than most girls actually




nobody cries more than my sister


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'zahs in the oven




hug her…


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gimme her deets and ill bang the crying out of her system


Grimes explains why she and Elon Musk named their baby ‘X Æ A-12’



it probably tastes better after coming out of the 200 degree oven after its been in the bag all that time


it came quick and hot as fuck
must be a quiet night for them


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according to legend the persian king cambyses II had sent a 50,000 strong army from thebes to crush egyptian rebels in the siwa oasis and to destroy the temple and kill the oracle of siwa . However the army never reached siwa and according to legend they all perished in the western desert during a huge sandstorm and they were buried and never found


now what in addition to pizza you added beer


lets go on a treasure hunting adventure!


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ive got a stack of all day ipa sitting in the fridge bro!


bout to get hyphy off this allertec


i miss the hyphy arc



wonder how many lone hydrogen atoms are just floating around completely isolated somewhere in deep space




gonna play some loud key bashing rhythm games to piss off my roommate trying to to a skype dnd session


do you and your roommate ever… hang out…


H2, the simplest couple, yet all those atoms will never find their mate…


no hes kind of annoying


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annoying how


yea i posted some cringy shit what about it bitch


ignore the haters i thought your post was cute


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yay :3


damn this fuckin sucks !


i like it
its like lo-fi shoegaze very dreamy


did you consider getting dance mats?


never looked up what these terms mean like lo-fi and shoegaze


Lo-fi is a music or production quality in which elements usually regarded as imperfections of a recording or performance are audible, sometimes as a deliberate aesthetic choice.

Shoegazing (or shoegaze, initially referred to as "dream pop") is a subgenre of indie and alternative rock that emerged in the United Kingdom in the late 1980s. It is characterized by its ethereal-sounding mixture of obscured vocals, guitar distortion and effects, feedback, and overwhelming volume


thanks alexa


still dont know what they mean


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remember the western chicken nugget prospecting episode of knd
loved that one


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i have some dance mats and really like dance games but the mats i got slide around way too much
almost twisted my ankle playing doubles
also kinda freaking proud of this score despite the miss count….


what game is that




how can you do better than perfect that doesnt make sense


remember that really gross noir episode where numbuh 2 learns the nurse is making cakes with children's eyecrusts


ugh yeah loved that one too


the pink eye crust apple crumbles…


my brain is fucked


i don't even know who's lying anymore
they're both mind zogged


idk i didnt make the game


think my favorite knd episode was the one where they just retold the story of the second renaissance from the animatrix


never saw that cartoon for children


your loss


gz dude


did anyone actually go see the newest star wars movie like even the norms


i was a recess guy


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your brain is over dude
its done


why do you keep posting that?


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ok but check this out


fiending for some grail



why dont they make their avatars sexier


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how do you stop clothes from shrinking in the wash


wash cold


their tits are all huge


i hate you


dont see any tits in the vids you post


its not the dryer that shrinks them?


i don't post those vids what's your deal?


ok these are pretty funny


my brain canceled itself


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both probably

just bing it bro



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i miss good streamers


did snibbles make it in the end


i miss courage tbh


wish snibbs would post with us


gosh im tired


one time i messaged snibbs on sc2 and told him i liked his stream and he told me to "fuck off and die yo ufucking retard"




did you tell him to smoke ab owl


urges to drink rising


is valorant any good
i got an email from riot games with a key even though i havent watched any streams for it…..


he keeps posting it but i think its the same one so i think the thread hasnt moved in hours


sipper i had a dream last night that you died and i was real sad i was so sad


looks like shit imo


how do i stop fishing in a bathtub


im gay lol


new thread



look at all the you's i got with your vocaroo


love a quick roo


im not making the thread this time



get a nice gook gf
move to straya
shitpost on the '2 all day


i said a quick roo



now thats a quick roo


oh my god why did i drink so much


bro i had a dream you died i woke up and i was really sad about it


nah shadowrun already did what thye were trying to do but better


haven't had a dwinky in 48 hours

in jonesing for one so bad


i can literally stop drinking whenever i want


dont care about twitch thots but that guy's voice is cute..


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same thats why i haven't had a drink in 2 days
not cause i work past the closing time


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you need help bro get help i can help you


i have no problem not drinking i just like it




my voice is definitely not cute


drop a quick roo








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his voice makes me feel things…


im an alcoholic!!



was about to make a new thread had the picture picked out and then i closed the tab


someone should make vtuber facebros that would be so epic


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a large black man breaking into my house, knocking me out and forcing me to watch while he dominates my wife


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