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 No.957951[Last 50 Posts]

what is this place? i just googled my twitch username and im linked all over WHAT IS IT and wHY

 No.958224

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hello~

 No.958347

this is a starcraft and starcraft esports discussion website

 No.958362


 No.958363

gook

 No.958365

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>>957951
m-m-m-m-m-m-mint?!?

 No.958366

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based nerman

 No.958367

>>958362
dumbest person i've ever seen use niggardly

 No.958368

BR's fricking love jeezoo

 No.958369

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lets start this one off with some good posts

 No.958370

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 No.958371

rare pops

 No.958372

>>958362
amerimutts are like a parody of themselves

 No.958373

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 No.958374

you guys gotta stop being so niggardly!

 No.958375

not looking forward to the rent situation this month

 No.958376

whats the rent sitch

 No.958377

someone isnt living with us this month so the rent is gonna be higher

 No.958378

Shoutout to people with mental illnesses who are still studying and working even though it’s incredibly difficult.

Shoutout to people with mental illnesses who can’t work or study, there’s nothing shameful about your situation.

 No.958379

what kind of faggot landlord does that for a person for 1 month? you cant let them know whats going on

 No.958380

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 No.958381

that isnt how that works

 No.958382

well im sure the landlord doesnt know
he was just like gonna stay with my parents for a bit but never told us how long he was staying with them

 No.958383

skip out and come live with me

 No.958384

you could ask for some covid relief

 No.958385

tell him to pay his share or be kicked out

 No.958386

you guys getting last of us 2? it's gonna be game of the year

 No.958387

its either hes gonna pay or we split his rent with whos living in the house currently or else im not paying rent

 No.958388

kaitlyn

 No.958389

>>958385
see thats the problem we cant kick him out on short notice like this

 No.958390

my psychiatrist will compliment no matter what i tell her i did. saying how brave i was to get fast food or clean the litter box

 No.958391

is she cute

 No.958392

i think you have a chance with her

 No.958393

well yea
psychiatrist is a meme profession

 No.958394

>>958389
you can make him disappear in another way

 No.958395


 No.958396

accuse him of rape file a police report and everything

 No.958397

i'd physically have sex with her even though she is overweight and i'm not attracted to her. if i was drunk i could kiss her

 No.958398

let him know that if he doesnt pay you gotta start looking for someone to take his place because no one can afford to pay his share

 No.958399

>>958395
punters/kickers seem to do a lot of media stuff
wonder if the teams make them do it or if its just cause they want some attention

 No.958400

>>958399
well yea i mean do you want to interview a running back and ask a question and get mub da mo bidda te dat tum muhfugen bix nood cof bin dub ho muhfugga as a response?

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 No.958402

isnt that just tresspassing

 No.958403

>>958401
dangerously redpilled maneuver

 No.958404

feel a shit coming on…

 No.958405


 No.958406

>>958401
evictions really mess up your credit score its probably why she ended up leaving right before

 No.958407

>>958399
it's something "entertaining" that they can make the celebs and people doing the segment participate in

 No.958408

>>958406
you think that crazy bitch cares about a credit score?

 No.958409

lol all the internet tough guys saying theyd kill her in the comments
reminds me of some of you :)

 No.958410

this one was good too

 No.958411

i need a gf

 No.958412

do any gfs need you

 No.958413

i hope you guys get gf's

 No.958414

im unlovable

 No.958415

>>958414
we know

 No.958416

hmm ive only had 500 calories today and its 3 hours until drinking time

 No.958417

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>>958416
im at 3250 and i just broke out the cookies!

 No.958419

my falco clean

 No.958420

ill die alone

 No.958421

so whaaaaaaaaaaaaaat

 No.958422

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BROS

 No.958423

black stripe yellow paint

 No.958424

green and purple green and purple green and purple

 No.958425

think im gonno alternate between epic lung buster hashish rips and nitrous inhales until i pass out

 No.958426

good night friends

 No.958427

i guess if thats how you want to live your life

 No.958428

sum1 stream tfw no gf

 No.958429

never done nitrous before

 No.958430

my bicep hurts from yoyoing too much

 No.958431

stream some 'yo for us

 No.958432

wonder if theres any good pop streams

 No.958433

impossible

 No.958434

https://www.twitch.tv/dumbbroad

shes about to get tested

 No.958435

is it the test where they put that big long stick down the nose cuz i cant watch that shit

 No.958436

yep she just did it

 No.958437

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

 No.958438

>>957951
tadaima~

 No.958439

i have a few moles on my back :/

 No.958440

got beauty marks all over

 No.958441

cancer

 No.958442

how is she getting her test back in an hour wtf

 No.958443

cuz shes white

 No.958444

>>958443
her last name is gonzales

 No.958445

either that or its a ploy for pity followers/subs/donors

 No.958446

Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.

 No.958447

good night

 No.958448

*does a lil ambient jig*

 No.958449

>>958447
its not even midnight yet bro!

 No.958450

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wish i was a mangaka's assistant

 No.958451

one time i did nothing but drink soda and eat junk food for a week and my semen tasted absolutely foul

 No.958452

anyone else not able to cum from blowjobs

 No.958453

beans potatoes chicken and milk

hello? tasty department?

 No.958454

>>958452
been jerking off reclining for so many years i dont think i'd be able to finish standing up but its not like ill ever know anyway

 No.958455

love a good reclining jo

 No.958456

yeah just not enough stroking stimulation in a beej

 No.958457

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hmmmm…

 No.958458

for me its either on my side in bed or leaning way back in my chair

 No.958459


 No.958460

for me its portugal

 No.958461

>>958457
the swedish one is a tranny from norway lol

 No.958462

feel trapped

 No.958463

i dont think its even the q my brain has just morphed into a demon that im trapped inside

 No.958464

ugh got the jable banner gonna hide

 No.958465

torture prison body

 No.958466

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 No.958467

the preacher says the devils in my head so i gotta free him
covered in blood
sniffing the drugs
nothing to love
i just wanna die but theres nothing below and nothing above

 No.958468

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stupid ass kid has it all and takes it for granted

 No.958469

>>958468
pretty hot

 No.958470

god id give anything for a horny twin sis that loved me

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 No.958472

yea im thinkin our guy is back

 No.958473

wake up!!!

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 No.958475

cant watch vtubers

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need a shawl

 No.958480


 No.958481

>>958476
were not filling out your 4norm capcha

 No.958482

174
patrons
$4,860
per month

livibee

 No.958483

>>958480
is she actually upset or is this one of those overacting joking things they do i cant tell this time
also whats it over

 No.958484

>>958483
apparently youtube demonetized her mid stream

 No.958485

>>958482
all i do is simp simp simp no matter what

 No.958486

all i do is sip sip sip no matter what

 No.958487

yikes @ her voice

 No.958488

took a gamble on the almost full piss jug and got lucky this time

 No.958489

trans rights

 No.958490

GET YA DICK SLIT TRANNY

 No.958491

i wonder how big paulie's dick is

 No.958492

>>958487
love this halfgook

 No.958493

might fake my own death

 No.958494

i ate some beans and i just want more

 No.958495

they make you fart…

 No.958496

beans beans the magical fruit the more you eat the more you TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

 No.958497

oops its musical

 No.958498

>>958496
is this true?

 No.958499


 No.958500

i have never
ever
been this bored

 No.958501

https://youtu.be/UvVCdLC0Pfs
this is that one vtuber

 No.958502

>>958500
just 20 more minutes bro were gonna pour a drink and start gaming!

 No.958503

>>958502
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

 No.958504

>>958500
get ya dick slit

 No.958505

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 No.958506

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weve spent over 11 hours since we woke up waiting for this time of the night

 No.958507

ugh vtubers are becoming normie shit

 No.958508

>>958506
demonic

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 No.958511

never drank alcohol whats it like

 No.958512

>>958511
its like WOOHOO then ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 No.958513

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 No.958514

>>958511
i have to sip i have to sip i have to sip i have to sip i have to sip i have to sip i have to sip

 No.958515

just shit on a diamond 1 top laner leaguebros B)

 No.958516

>>958515
is diamond 1 the highest or is 5

 No.958517

>>958511
feels like total shite and makes you incapable of doing anything effectively

 No.958518

d1 is better than d4 (they got rid of 5 for unknown reasons) and diamond in league is top 1% or something not like blizzard diamond

 No.958519


 No.958520

>>958516
he just said hes the top laner obviously its the best

 No.958521

love league

 No.958522

how about we play rocket league

 No.958523

get the urge to play wow
log in
do one quest
change my mog
log out

 No.958524

>>958523
we gotta conquest cap!

 No.958525

>>958507
they always were normy

 No.958526

>>958525
is this true?

 No.958527


 No.958528

whats the best way to get conquest cap
can i just play rated bgs and not care about my rating
will that have a long term negative impact

 No.958529

the norms loved kizuna ai

 No.958530

>>958528
rbgs and 2s

 No.958531


 No.958532

>>958528
quickest is just doing arena its like 50 conq a win when youre a week behind at least

 No.958533

in 3v3 i think its 35 a win in 2v2

 No.958534


 No.958535

>>958534
vtuber fans: fat niggercattle
as expected

 No.958536

>>958535
youre always so concerned with other people
its pathetic honestly

 No.958537

i have 0 conquest and 0 pvp experience and just want gear handouts because im stuck at 450 ilvl and have 0 raider io and no guild

 No.958538

and i play warlock so getting into pug m+ is impossible and im not high enough for heroic raid pugs >.<

 No.958539

i used to play warlock

 No.958540

finally its time to sip!

 No.958541

>>958538
what spec are you playing?

 No.958542

>>958537
so join a guild?

 No.958543

i like affliction but i put up better numbers with destro so ive been playing that…. been doin aff for visions though because i found it a lot easier…. i dont know how to join a guild that actually does stuff and isnt one of the mass-invite guilds…. i dont really have an impressive wow resume to present to a guild because ive always just played by myself and pugged things

 No.958544

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 No.958545

>>958544
wu
dy
wu
dy

 No.958546

gonna puff on this joint tbqf

 No.958547

>>958543
you dont need a resume to join a heroic guild

 No.958548


 No.958549

do i just say looking for guild in trade chat or what? im on illidan so its a living server at least

 No.958550

join bbs guild

 No.958551


 No.958552

>>958543
https://raider.io/nyalotha-the-waking-city/realms/us/mythic

just go to your server and find a guild thats full clearing heroic or a couple bosses into mythic

 No.958553

oh wow ok thanks bwo

 No.958554

>>958549
holy shit bro im on illidan too

lets do some 2v2!

 No.958555

i wouldnt want to disappoint you also im going to bed now youve given me a lot to ponder

 No.958556

cmon bro just one game :)

 No.958557

illidan is for niggers! join me on tich

 No.958558

>>958557
im on alliance on tich too!

 No.958559

ugh wow

 No.958560

>>958536
why arent you concerned? :)

 No.958561

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turn on war mode and meet me here on illidan in org

 No.958562

>>958561
whats your rarest mount bro!

 No.958563

wow more like zzzz

 No.958564

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>>958562
probably the brewfest ram it was only available during the first year of brewfest in 2007

 No.958565

>>958564
holy shit!

 No.958566

*hops off wow*
*hops on rocket league*

 No.958567

hopper no hopping

 No.958568

sobriety is real boring stuff bros

 No.958569

i have the brewfest ram that ain't rare

 No.958570

wish i had rocket league…

 No.958571

i dont it looks gay

 No.958572

>>958568
we told you to stock up!

 No.958573

hate being told what to do

 No.958574

get a free dick rating and an unreleased video if you subscribe to my 🥰💚 onlyfans!

 No.958575

might start an onlyfans

 No.958576

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starting bid $500,000

 No.958578

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ugh two people already paid livibee $20 for one picture and its probably shit

 No.958579

how easy would it be to fake an account with a bunch of pictures of the same whore that upload a set every week?

 No.958580

>>958579
i think you have to take a picture of your id and a picture of you holding your id to get verified

 No.958581

and you'd need to give info to get paid

 No.958582

boobies

 No.958583

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 No.958584

its been an hour into sippy time and im already drunk!

 No.958585

>>958584
slow down…

 No.958586

i like to take the "blast and cruise" approach to drinking

 No.958587

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>OMG HAHAHAHHA LOOK AT HIM HE JUST MOVED HIS FINGER 1cm!!! HAHAHAHAA!! OMG LOOK AT HIM HE TWITCHED HIS EYE, CLEARLY THAT MEANS HE'S A SEXUAL PREDATOR!!!! HAHAHAHHAAHA LOOK AT HIM, LOOK HOW HE WALKS, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHA!!!! OMG LOOK HOW FAR HE IS WHAT A WEIRDO OMG LOOK HOW CLOSE HE IS WHAT A CREEP EUGH!! HE TURNED HIS HEAD 1° HE MUST BE GAY!! AHAHAHAHAHAA!!! LOOK AT HIM HE JUST MADE A FEW STEPS AAHHAAHHA AWOW LOOK AT HIM THIS MUST MEAN HE HATES THIS THING OH OH HE LOVES THIS THING BECAUSE HE FIXED HIS GLASSES!!!! I'M SHERLOCK HOLMES!!!!!!! HE ACCIDENTALLY QUIRKED A BIT THAT MUST MEAN HE HATES THING THING AND HE'S DUMB!! OMG HHAHAHA WOW LOOK AT HIM LOOK AT HIM HOW DARE HE MIGHT A SLIGHT CONFUSED MISTAKE!!! OMG WHAT A PLEB! OMG SO PRETENTIOUS EUGH!!! OMG AHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA LOOK HOW HE MOVES!! HAHAHAHAHHAA! HE JUST MOVED HIS LEG!! HAHAHAHAHAHAA LOOK AT HIM,

 No.958588

too much gherkins

 No.958589


 No.958590

nigger

 No.958591

grow up

 No.958592

:3

 No.958593

not sure if i should do burgers chili or bolognese sauce with the ground beef i got

 No.958594

burgers

 No.958595

or cottage pie…

 No.958596


 No.958597

im important

 No.958598

>>958592
satanic af

 No.958599

aliens scare me

 No.958600

aliens are gay

 No.958601

imagine having sex with an alien!
make first contact and then just rape it!!!

 No.958602

>>958448
9 views•21 Jun 2019

 No.958603

nigger

 No.958604

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 No.958605

>>958592
blatant pedophilia

 No.958606

LEO
Jul 23 - Aug 22

Love Life: Take your annoying boyfriend to the safari park and kick him out in the lion area.

Lucky Item: Rental Car

Lucky Spot: Fuji Safari Park

anyone got a horoscope request?

 No.958607

>>958593
you ever fuck with shephard's pie?

 No.958608

>>958606
i forgot my horoscope sign

 No.958609

>>958604
oh gosh

 No.958610

>>958604
wheres the rest

 No.958611

shephard's pie is actually made with lamb
what you're thinking of is cottage pie

 No.958612

>>958611
thats why i wrote cottage pie bro im using ground beef!

 No.958613

no i'm thinking about my play on the shephard's pie

 No.958614

can you actually buy lamb meat at a grocery store

 No.958615

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think i might be 'tisitic bros

 No.958616

>>958615
we go out of our way to be as disruptive here

 No.958617

every many should have the pleasure of growing something with his own hands

 No.958618

https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/255379936/#255382343
i found a tin post randomly while looking for something in the archive

 No.958619


 No.958620

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reeki come back

 No.958621

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 No.958623

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theres a 10 hour miniseries about michael jordan on espn that just came out thats p good so far. i torrented it, 1 episode in so far

 No.958624

p good more like p cringe

 No.958625

dear toot forgive me for i have skipped

 No.958626

we're skippers here

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 No.958629

>>958628
ladies first

 No.958630

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tony-sama

 No.958631

>>958604
popped a bone
sauce me up homeskillet

 No.958632

https://twitter.com/4V2_DRS/status/1255050035080790018
can one of you weebs remind me what show this song is from

 No.958633

>>958632
naruto

 No.958634

>>958615
wo what is the true autistic self supposed to be then?

 No.958635

its jacking off to my little pony

 No.958636

vile

 No.958637

wish i had a mmo to zog to

 No.958638

good morning nerds and nerdettes :)

 No.958639

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got yelled at by some dumb girl in my cs match and she was bottom fragging by the end

 No.958640


 No.958641

replaying dmc3 and i keep getting wiped by the brothers

 No.958642


 No.958643

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 No.958644

File: 1588083800391.jpg (366.06 KB, 1920x1080, garu.jpg) ImgOps Exif Google

omo!

 No.958645

what jav should i orc to

 No.958646

uncensored!

 No.958647


 No.958648

the internet never stopped being for losers
even the “normies” on the internet are losers

 No.958649


 No.958650

>>958646
is there japanese JAV that somehow gets out uncensored or is it only stuff like caribbeancom where they leave japan to film it?

 No.958651

>>958650
you can get uncensor anything you wany
https://www.javplayerfree.com/

 No.958652

>>958651
you mean they release uncensored versions of all javs? or are you talking about the shitty neural net "uncensoring" programs

 No.958653

File: 1588084631688.png (7.77 KB, 743x149, chrome_2020-04-28_10-36-54.png) ImgOps Google


 No.958654

File: 1588084889341.jpg (313.77 KB, 1386x1034, JAV depixellator.jpg) ImgOps Exif Google

you guys don't have depixellators?

 No.958655

any starcrafters wanna do customs

 No.958656

my fellow orcs

 No.958657


 No.958658

>>958656
this is blatant satanism

 No.958659

File: 1588085141039.png (3.4 KB, 1024x17, qbittorrent_2020-04-28_10-….png) ImgOps Google

anyone wanna watch some tales from the crypt in a bit? :>

 No.958660

where do i get a free JAVplayer?

 No.958661

how about a jav playa and it's a black guy that watches jav

 No.958662

File: 1588085787746.png (250.09 KB, 576x448, vlcsnap-2020-04-28-10h55m5….png) ImgOps Google


 No.958663

File: 1588085872446.png (259.87 KB, 576x448, vlcsnap-2020-04-28-10h55m5….png) ImgOps Google

the archetypal padghoul

 No.958664

>>958661
racist

 No.958665

some episodes had boobs i think

 No.958666


 No.958667

you guys see frank yang’s channel recently
he get barely any views these days what happened

 No.958668

i think i'm gonna give in and buy modern warfare…

 No.958669

File: 1588086876007.png (233.14 KB, 576x448, vlcsnap-2020-04-28-11h14m1….png) ImgOps Google

tiddies in the first episode

 No.958670

>>958668
warzone is free2play

 No.958671

dude dont post that shit here

 No.958672

what you dont like tiddies?

 No.958673

no???

 No.958674

i remember fapping to hbo showtime cinemax softcore stuff. you'd wait for a few hours for 30 seconds of boobs and you needed to time your fap perfectly

 No.958675

what do you like…

 No.958676

got mad chills

 No.958677

you…

 No.958678

its dick sucking time

 No.958679

>>958676
sports animes suck balls

 No.958680

>>958670
i had a lot of fun playing the generic cod multiplayer over the free weekend

 No.958681

good news everyone!

 No.958682

3d guns got good

 No.958683

feeling tired gay sad

 No.958684

all fagged out

 No.958685

lol

 No.958686

haha jeff is bobby

 No.958687

new avgn

 No.958688

today has been ok so far

 No.958689


 No.958690

File: 1588089179830.png (4.78 MB, 1125x2156, receiverblankscomparisonpi….png) ImgOps Google

80% of a gun isn't a gun!

 No.958691

youre never getting one gleep

 No.958692

File: 1588089273279.jpg (358.45 KB, 1920x1080, omooo.jpg) ImgOps Exif Google

me on the left

 No.958693

gleep the eternal toddler

 No.958694

clean






























































































clean

 No.958695

>>958689
i dont know what to tell you man

 No.958696

File: 1588089475259.webm (704.66 KB, 1920x1080, booboo.webm) ImgOps Google


 No.958697

File: 1588089665175.jpg (128.01 KB, 1200x800, infowars 80%lower.jpg) ImgOps Exif Google

i know a place i can get them

 No.958698

File: 1588089667850.jpg (148.36 KB, 600x900, ffd5659065e65b8f2995218791….jpg) ImgOps Exif Google

When you are a Wood Elf & the Half-Orcs, Goblinmen, Trolls, Southrons, Easterlings & Orcs of Saruman & Sauron have turned your once vast Forest into an agricultural & concrete desert….

Plant trees, or at least don't sabotage Mother Earth's attempts to do so. Help her Heal.

 No.958699

varg is the tom bombadilfag

 No.958700

>>958698
When you are a murderer and the non-murderers lock you up.

 No.958701

>>958698
shut the fuck up vikang

 No.958702

File: 1588089793293.jpg (762.24 KB, 1200x1875, stave_church_Fantoft.jpg) ImgOps Exif Google

reminder of what varg destroyed

 No.958703

>>958702
looks like a chineseass temple

 No.958704

>>958702
shouldve locked up that nigger for 20 more years

 No.958705

viking longhouse + church

 No.958706

our prison system is fucked but so is how lenient yurop can be with short sentences, paroling murder in 10 years, 21 year cap on max prison sentences like breivdawgs

 No.958707

shut your gay ass up

 No.958708

yeah but look at the results

 No.958709

imagine varg having sex with his autistic wife

 No.958710

angry foreskinlets

 No.958711


pedro lopez arguably the worst serial killer ever got 16 years for 110 murders and was released
https://www.biography.com/crime-figure/pedro-alonso-lopez
scroll down to paragraph: Captured in Ecuador

 No.958712

File: 1588090928581.png (296.15 KB, 576x448, vlcsnap-2020-04-28-11h21m0….png) ImgOps Google

PAD NO DONT DO IT

 No.958713

Lopez was declared insane and, in 1995, institutionalized in a psychiatric facility.

In February 1998, he was declared sane and released under $50 bail with additional stipulations.

"yeah bro you cool you can go now "
lol

 No.958714

Okay to preface this, I love my boyfriend and he is a super sweet, nice, smart guy that I feel lucky to have but his behavior lately is freaking me out and makes me worried for the future.

My boyfriend loves movies, especially mob movies. He has all of the Sopranos DVDs at his place and I'm pretty sure he still watches them that way. That's fine, obviously you can watch and enjoy whatever you want. But last week he saw "The Irishman" with some friends and since then he will NOT stop talking in like a fake stereotypical mobster accent. We were in an uber the night after going out to dinner and admittedly the driver was going a little fast but my boyfriend kept muttering things like "Who's this fucking guy, huh? Dale Earnhardt Jr over here" and shouting "HO!" as we took corners. He would NOT shut up and even gave the driver a one-star review saying it was about "respect."

Everyone has their quirks, I get it, and they can be what makes someone special. At first it was even kind of cute / funny but I just can't really understand this shift all of a sudden. It's been a week and he continues to make asides in this voice and when he gets drunk he speaks in made up Italian. Like we were having desert at my sister's and he came up to me and said "Hey, ma, I gotta get home and hit the drippini." I'm the DD (I don't drink) so I asked him why he wants to leave and what a drippini is ??? His response was "Ya know, like a shower." Drippini is NOT a word! In ANY language! He also never called me "ma" before ever and now he does it almost all the time. I feel crazy, like is this going to be a permanent feature of his personality now?

I know this sounds incredibly stupid compared to some of other serious issues on here but I am just really nervous about what this means about his personality / mental health. He really is a sweet loving guy with a wonderful family and we have a lot in common but just like, I don't even know how to begin to approach this. I want to tell him off and be like why do you keep doing this voice can you please stop. We don't live together so thankfully it's not a constant thing but like, what if we did and it was?? Is this the kind of thing you just deal with when its someone you love?

EDIT: I just want to add that he's NOT italian at all either so im also worried people will get offended when we're out or something

 No.958715

>>958714
cool story bro

 No.958716

>>958715
thanks for the late response fucker

 No.958717

holy smokes an interview with mark rosewater himself!

 No.958718

File: 1588091690514.png (220.33 KB, 640x480, vlcsnap-2018-12-20-10h26m2….png) ImgOps Google


 No.958719

>>958714
what a god

 No.958720

drippini

 No.958721

love a good drippini

 No.958722

File: 1588092191047.jpg (41.12 KB, 512x348, mariecachet.jpg) ImgOps Exif Google

france are such faggots. found this old story looking for a picture of vargwife:
https://www.thelocal.fr/20130718/neo-nazi-extremists-wife-freed-after-buying-rifles
lol
.22 caliber rifles, the threats were normal vargtweets…

and the reason they've had him under surveillance for years is the dumbest fake bullshit ever:
"Breivik sending a copy of a manifesto setting out his ideology to Vikernes, an official at the prosecutor’s office said. “That was at the origin of the investigation …"

 No.958723


 No.958724

>>958722
the state are the biggest gangsters they push down on anyone who even might be a dissident

 No.958725

File: 1588092348552.jpg (762.53 KB, 1024x768, Koala.jpg) ImgOps Exif Google


 No.958726

die smoothbrain

 No.958727

if they could theyd just kill varg on the spot
but they have to seem fair

 No.958728

Interior Minister Manuel Valls conceded that they had as yet identified "no target, no plan", but intelligence chiefs had decided it was important "to act before and not afterwards".

 No.958729

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 No.958730

love the racist retards that think the state is holding them back when in a stateless society they'd be the first to get gutted alive

 No.958731

>>958730
name one person that isnt racist

 No.958732

grow up poster

 No.958733


 No.958734

File: 1588092588092.jpg (82.71 KB, 1200x800, screener_Cuck_DavidZaugh_4….jpg) ImgOps Exif Google


 No.958735

File: 1588092792273.jpg (816.65 KB, 1920x1080, 1526135493619.jpg) ImgOps Exif Google


 No.958736

steep alg

 No.958737

damn didnt know farming looks this cyberpunk

 No.958738

>>958737
i sneed to rape an american bitch

 No.958739

>>958737
i did because i watched this charmingly witty vice piece

 No.958740

he double posted!

 No.958741

this technically was chromes fault not mine the link for the varg video was what popped up and what i copied when i wasnt on the varg video

 No.958742

this week was crazy but im done now and can chillax B-)

 No.958743

>>958741
you're such a sperg

 No.958744

>>958743
we live in a disposable society

 No.958745

>>958702
what a nigger thats a beautiful building

 No.958746

>>958692
one of my favorites

 No.958747

damn i went to bed and you guys talked about wow a bunch…. oh well, time for assaults!

 No.958748

could go for some orange juice right about now

 No.958749

File: 1588095202615.jpg (65.1 KB, 1000x1000, 01-1000x1000.jpg) ImgOps Exif Google


 No.958750

have a healthful fiberful orange instead

 No.958751

https://www.zerohedge.com/technology/tesla-drops-its-do-insurance-says-elon-musk-will-now-personally-provide-coverage

hahahHaHA im elon musk i bring the sexy back wooo im so cool *smokes weed on jre*

 No.958752

File: 1588095940674.png (154.66 KB, 500x355, normal_2.png) ImgOps Google


 No.958753

why wont the SEC bring him to justice?

 No.958754

I really can't stand to look at /jp/ lately. It seems like everything has gotten so much worse recently. I'm slowly starting to realize that running the site was all that was keeping me going. Without it I've lost my reason to sleep and wake at regular times, and what sleep I struggle to get isn't very restful so I'm constantly tired. This is the exact opposite of what I expected to happen by handing over the site. I expected a weight to be taken off my shoulders. But now I'm constantly worrying about how slow things have gotten, how NOThing really gets changed, and how NOThing new is ever added. It makes me sad because the site seems neglected. Even the new owner doesn't post on the main portion of the site. I was able to complete one banner and even then it was never added which just makes me feel even worse. Renewing the domain that one night made me feel useful again. It instantly lifted my spirits, but the next day I woke up feeling the same as the previous day.

I really like the addition of the text board because it reminds me of some of the best years in my life. If only I could bring everything back, or at least the emotions I felt during those years. Instead it seems NOThing I do is going to help much. For the last ten years or so I would have considered myself happy but before that things were bad. I hope it won't be aNOTher unknown length of years before I can start to feel better again.

At this point I lack motivation to do anything more than watch anime opening and ending themes on YouTube all day and fantasize about actually watching them. NOT in a long time have I felt like this and although it's somewhat comforting to feel such a nostalgic emotion, I dislike it because I can so vividly remember how happy I felt just a year ago. I've mostly lost my appetite at this point and of course I've lost all desire to visit any stores. I think about how just a few weeks ago I wanted to visit a bakery and I feel like crying. This is entirely in line with how things were before.

I don't know who will read this or when, but just know that you guys have helped me out in more ways than you could ever imagine. I hope the best for the site and everyone on it. I'll pop back in every now and again. I love you guys, and I mean it.

 No.958755

File: 1588097040357.png (463.6 KB, 1280x720, vlcsnap-2020-04-27-01h04m0….png) ImgOps Google

just woke up from a nap
wish i could nap all day

 No.958756

File: 1588097136503.webm (10.58 MB, 640x360, rudykino.webm) ImgOps Google


 No.958757

MORTY

 No.958758

ewon is a joke

 No.958759

I TURNED MYSELF INTO AN 80% LOWER RECEIVER!!
I'M NOT A FIREARM RICK!!

 No.958760

>>958755
what drugs are you on

 No.958761


 No.958762

FUCKINGMDF

 No.958763

this netflix show is dope

 No.958764

which one

 No.958765

akari poster hates me

 No.958766

what did you dooo

 No.958767


 No.958768

jk

 No.958769

>>958765
who is akari?

 No.958770

ah yes good old bill

 No.958771

i could go for a nap

 No.958772

File: 1588100476453.jpg (347.02 KB, 1000x1412, 948.jpg) ImgOps Exif Google

>>958765
i don't hate anyone!

 No.958773

i suffer from a personality disorder

 No.958774

i suffer from the gay sex syndrome

 No.958775

we have some issues

 No.958776

File: 1588100933069.mp4 (1.33 MB, JYx6AE.mp4)

ECONOMIC INTERCOURSE

 No.958777

>>958776
what a fucking joke can this dude drop dead already

 No.958778

File: 1588101025714.jpg (37.89 KB, 500x333, bully (don't wake the drag….jpg) ImgOps Exif Google

i never decide to lie down and take a nap or to go to sleep and then go do it.
i keep going until i start to pass out and my head is nodding 😴. then i somehow wake up in my bed with my shoes on

 No.958779

File: 1588101031238.jpg (88.02 KB, 695x920, Din0dDFV4AEQ470.jpg) ImgOps Exif Google

>>958760
just a lil adderall, caffeine, and albuterol today

 No.958780

>>958776
thats the most coherent ive ever seen him

 No.958781

maybe i should omo to gooks today

 No.958782

first of all stop wearing shoes and start wearing boots

secondly stop wearing your boots around the house

 No.958783

>>958778
ill never understand you americans walking around your home with shoes on
its just completely mind boggling to me

 No.958784

>>958782
i called my crocs shoes

 No.958785

love crocs

 No.958786

die crocnorms

 No.958787

crocs are basically slippers
thats fine then

 No.958788

all my life decisions are sound

 No.958789

a bunch of baloney
simply malarkey

 No.958790

File: 1588101332829.png (79.33 KB, 316x341, 1458259596660.png) ImgOps Google

>>958778
whenever i read threads or texts or comics i go roll around on my bed while reading them on my phone or laptop and i usually end up dozing off

 No.958791

>>958784
>>958787
its only okay if he doesnt wear them outside

 No.958792

whos streaming today

 No.958793

no one im afraid

 No.958794

>>958791
well yes of course

 No.958795

>>958779
holy shit tooners a stimmed out maniac it all makes sense now

 No.958796

need to rehabilitate him…

 No.958797

its like aaron just fucking forgot all about us

 No.958798

we need to beat him severely

 No.958799

the locals are growing restless

 No.958800

feels good waking up at 3 in the afternoon!

 No.958801

tooner stream freddy for us

 No.958802

aaron probably has a girl tied up in the woods or something

 No.958803

>>958801
hmm i dont think i have it downloaded but i guess i could..

 No.958804

>>958795
how does it make sense? all he does is nap

 No.958805

>>958803
do it do it do it

 No.958806

im gonna get drunk before the day begins

 No.958807

File: 1588101892836.jpg (122.98 KB, 1012x570, gnoming the FBI.jpg) ImgOps Exif Google


 No.958808

>>958804
hes insane
he probably sleeps so much from constantly crashing

 No.958809

File: 1588102267330.png (3.68 KB, 988x17, qbittorrent_2020-04-28_15-….png) ImgOps Google

ok!

 No.958810

>>958809
wtf 700 mb?
im not watching this trash
4k or bust, cuck

 No.958811

https://angelthump.com/toon
>>958810
you sure? i guess i could play hiveswap friendsim instead :)

 No.958812

toon needs to link twitch to their account to show chat!

 No.958813

ive already seen all these movies

 No.958814

>>958812
this thread is the chat!

 No.958815


 No.958816

>>958815
its ok it will trickle down

 No.958817

so toons the obnoxious faggot that keeps posting sopranos screenshots?

 No.958818

>>958815
a lot of americans have guns
they should start murdering these people

 No.958819

ugh day 13 of checking my trump bucks status and it says it can take up to 21 days!

 No.958820

fuck you toon you goddamn cuck
we got you now

 No.958821

>>958817
why do you like repeating conversations?
>>943213
>>943217

 No.958822

i started watching it because of the guy that posts the screenshots…

 No.958823

File: 1588102881692.webm (218.24 KB, 960x540, perfectly_balanced.webm) ImgOps Google


 No.958824

File: 1588102923156.jpg (244.46 KB, 1047x1500, freddygotfingered.jpg) ImgOps Exif Google

starting freddy got fingered at 3:55 PM EST (15 mins)

https://angelthump.com/toon

 No.958825

:)

 No.958826

est he says

 No.958827

fuck i forgot to install valorant last night!

 No.958828

da soapwanows :DDD

 No.958829

File: 1588103693587.jpg (138.44 KB, 900x1260, 59398484_p0.jpg) ImgOps Exif Google

starting freddy got fingered NOW

https://angelthump.com/toon

 No.958830

wow toon nice horsefucker movie

 No.958831

that scene was demonic

 No.958832

File: 1588104387143.png (Spoiler Image, 347.01 KB, 1280x1280, 81133055_p3.png) ImgOps Google


 No.958833


 No.958834

he really knows how to keep the plot moving

 No.958835

>>958783
im american and think its totally fucked, most people i know dont wear shoes in their house (but not by a huge margin)

 No.958836

lol

 No.958837

>>958835
same, the only other americans ive ever met that wear shoes inside their house are filthy rednecks with disgusting houses

 No.958838

i dont get the appeal of this movie

 No.958839

i do

 No.958840

please tell me

 No.958841

>>958838
its a parody of all the shitty 90s gross-out comedies where the mc just acts like a literal retard the whole time, eg adam sandler's entire career

 No.958842

File: 1588104945606.png (3.11 MB, 2148x1282, 1587773800090.png) ImgOps Google


 No.958843

>>958838
its supposed to be one of the worst movies of all time

 No.958844

should i turn the subtitles off?

 No.958845

so far im lovin it

 No.958846

>>958844
yeah it ruins the comedy

 No.958847

think about the esl apes :/

 No.958848

the broken lizard guys perfected satire of 90's comedy

 No.958849

>>958833
what kind of piece is this?

 No.958850

actually this movie is good and p funny

 No.958851

lmao love this scene

 No.958852

lmao

 No.958853

File: 1588105374771.jpg (160.66 KB, 910x1024, w.jpg) ImgOps Exif Google


 No.958854

and dumb snobby movieboy thinks hes too good for it

 No.958855

omo betty!

 No.958856

lets write our guy joe exotic a letter

 No.958857

Dear

 No.958858

this movie reminds me of how incredibly gay shit has become since this movie came out

 No.958859

>>958856
faggot needs to die after the shit i heard

 No.958860

lol

 No.958861

the chicken or the egg…

 No.958862

YNAJ!

 No.958863

File: 1588106195682.jpg (118.44 KB, 600x800, bully (2 eggs).jpg) ImgOps Exif Google

many animals evolved to make eggs before birds even existed, and millions of years before the chicken.
the egg came first
i answered it guys

 No.958864

wtf gleep solved it

 No.958865

how could anyone dislike this movie

 No.958866

shoutout to gorilla glue for giving me the inspiration

 No.958867


 No.958868

Now it's just me and the cheapest handle I can find, body failing sooner than I expected. Liver is not happy at all, and I now have pancreas pain. It doesn't exactly heal.

 No.958869

>>958867
waking up to my left arm and the left half of my face being completely numb is what got me to cut down

 No.958870

File: 1588106647901.gif (781.46 KB, 640x360, surprise.gif) ImgOps Google

>>958863
holy shit gleepy actually is a genius

 No.958871

is this the end of act 1?

 No.958872

lmao this movie is amazing

 No.958873

the titular fingering of freddy…

 No.958874

this movie should be banned along with a bunch of other old problematic movies

 No.958875

got sumpin wrong with it

 No.958876

barakan

 No.958877

ITS ALWAYS ABOUT THE ROCKETS

 No.958878

File: 1588107561460.png (460.5 KB, 1280x720, vlcsnap-2019-12-27-13h42m3….png) ImgOps Google

IM GOING TO GET A JOBBY DADDY!!!

 No.958879

File: 1588107653986.png (1022.94 KB, 670x856, 1588107106012.png) ImgOps Google


 No.958880

>>958879
wow shes actually ugly
can an ugly broad run a country?

 No.958881

IM NEVER GETTING A JOB NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER

 No.958882

dads making chicken curry for dinner…

 No.958883

are you gonna let him finger you

 No.958884

is kim actually dead

 No.958885

its funny because this retarded movie got a 14 million dollar budget and hes just making fun of the idiots that funded him

 No.958886

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 No.958887

beautiful scene

 No.958888

those piano bits are the same ones that were in the zerg cutscenes in starcraft

 No.958889

sounds like bw zerg music

 No.958890

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 No.958891

PROUD

 No.958892

lol the 4th wall poster

 No.958893

now watch me whip

 No.958894

yaayyyy

 No.958895


 No.958896


 No.958897

yamakan is a genius

 No.958898

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matt alt here,

 No.958899

mom lost my summer kimono

 No.958900

thanks toon that was fun

 No.958901


 No.958902

toon whats this nigger shit

 No.958903


 No.958904

File: 1588109358444.jpg (69.31 KB, 720x540, 𒐹𒐹𒐹𒐹𒐹𒐹𒐹𒐹𒐹𒐹𒐹𒐹𒐹𒐹𒐹𒐹𒐹𒐹𒐹𒐹𒐹𒐹𒐹𒐹𒐹𒐹….jpg) ImgOps Exif Google

turt are you seeing this

 No.958905

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>>958905
miss this golden age of narcissa streams

 No.958907

yea
is he still streaming

 No.958908

toon this stuff is disgusting and not good for you man

 No.958909


 No.958910

*joins the newbie server*
heh >:)

 No.958911

NIGGER

 No.958912

toon has a youtube playlist called "math"

 No.958913

toon open up the gamergate playlist

 No.958914

its statistically unlikely that im the only gay guy on 162

 No.958915

were all gay

 No.958916

im not gay

 No.958917

thats gay

 No.958918

>>958914
im gay too :3

 No.958919

fags

 No.958920

File: 1588110373290.jpg (Spoiler Image, 49.94 KB, 682x496, 15189789539180.jpg) ImgOps Exif Google

i'm not gay

 No.958921

toon is a gamergod..

 No.958922

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 No.958923

toon we need to talk v_v

 No.958924

tin has sex with hookers

 No.958925

>>958924
is this true?

 No.958926

>>958923
lets talk

 No.958927

atira and avilo go live at the same time
very suspicious

 No.958928

what do you think they are going to talk about…

 No.958929

oh no toon hes gonna break up with you!!

 No.958930

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 No.958931


 No.958932

>>958931
>trynig
does anyone even proofread this shit?

 No.958933

trynigs lmao

 No.958934

toon looks like johnny sins

 No.958935

could you imagine coming down with a regular cold right now

 No.958936

im not good at imagining things

 No.958937

>>958934
it's gay you know who he is

 No.958938

its gay that you know its gay

 No.958939

>>958935
throats feeling really scratchy and sore when i swallow

 No.958940

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 No.958941

what is relatively tall

 No.958942

6'0

 No.958943

5'8 is fine right

 No.958944

>>958939
ive been waking up with a sore dry throat but i think it has something to do with getting blacked out drunk and then not drinking any water for 10 hours while im asleep

 No.958945

lol

 No.958946

can the good hygiene and grooming also be relative

 No.958947

good in bed huh
havent had an erection that lasted more than 2 minutes for about a year now

 No.958948

what happened to your dong, bro

 No.958949

he doesnt cardio

 No.958950

everything changed when i got into pops

 No.958951

think ill do rows and ohp tonight

 No.958952

been doing squats throughout the day
im up to 70 so far

 No.958953

think ill eat 4000 calories tonight

 No.958954

>>958947
maybe your ped

 No.958955

>>958952
youre gonna get huge bro

 No.958956

nah theyre just bodyweight squats

 No.958957

do you go all the way down like you are supposed to

 No.958958

lost weight in quarantine im going full twig mode

 No.958959

yeah i go until my ass touches the carpet

 No.958960

>>958940
almost all of the points on the left could be summed up with one point like they did on the right

 No.958961

*does 100 terrible form quarter rom push ups*
i could beat any of you in a push up contest

 No.958962

i lost 20 lbs pretty quick on the Q but ive plateaued from there gotta start fasting and doing thousands of burpees to get rid of the next 5

 No.958963

any other cels here

 No.958964

no we fuck every day

 No.958965

you lost 20 pounds? wtf bro

 No.958966

incels turned volcels or reformedcels as we call them

 No.958967

my dick doesnt work my dick doesnt work my dick doesnt work

 No.958968

heard my roommate masturbating a couple weeks ago and my cel rage boiled over and i barged in and shoved it in her now shes my quarantine whore and i take her how i want and when i want

 No.958969

are you on medication?

 No.958970

bwoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

 No.958971


 No.958972

not really that was just the gist of like 20 different stories from /r/rapekink

 No.958973

plunging

 No.958974

used to know someone that lived in mikonos

 No.958975

i heard you liked .rar files so i put .rar files in your .rar files

 No.958976


 No.958977

hope it gets a good documentary

 No.958978


 No.958979

yeah im reading mtg primers all day what about it

 No.958980

holy shit!

 No.958981

>>958976
Police are determining how he obtained guns without a possession and acquisition licence.[7][8]

wtf they have strict gun laws and criminals can still get guns wtf????????????

 No.958982


 No.958983

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 No.958984

>>958982
god will protect him

 No.958985

>>958982
mike pence gives me serious pedovore vibes

 No.958986

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 No.958987

and thats a good thing

 No.958988

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 No.958989

fuck off tossshit stop forcing yourself

 No.958990

that shooting happened on the 18th-19th this is the first i'm hearing about it

 No.958991

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 No.958992

toot check reports

 No.958993

warzone?

 No.958994

that first image is famous amongst #awarebros

 No.958995

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 No.958996

>>958981
gee it's too bad none of those 22 people he killed had the means to defend themselves!

 No.958997

beerboy is a staunch defender of the 2nd

 No.958998

*gets drunk and plays with a gun*

 No.958999

pretty crazy that his gf who enraged him in the first place got away after being tied up
god damn what a survivor

 No.959000

*removes magazine* heh guess its empty

 No.959001

got the key can you unlock it

 No.959002

feel sorry for the canadianbros here who arent allowed to own firearms

 No.959003

>>959000
haha yeah empty see? *points it and your head and pulls the trigger*
whaaa? i took the bullet sleeve out how come it blew your brains out????

 No.959004

>>959002
we can its just a long process

 No.959005

hate long processes

 No.959006

just gotta walk to a gunshow to acquire a gun

 No.959007

funnily enough the only black person i know is also the only person i know who owns a gun

 No.959008

*flexes*
got your gunshow right here B)

 No.959009

pretty much everyone i know has a concealed carry license

 No.959010

guns scare me i dont wanna get shot !

 No.959011

hmm luckily i went to the store earlier and bought some cherry cokes and a twix bar

 No.959012

hosers

 No.959013

>>959010
avoid people who dont follow proper firearm safety protocols
if you see someone lacking trigger discipline you gotta magdump them immediately for the safety of everyone around. just remember "i feared for my life. i was convinced that i and other bystanders would die if i did not act with lethal force in self defense"

 No.959014

love justifying murder

 No.959015

its raining its pouring~

 No.959016


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 No.959018

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 No.959019

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 No.959020

that is some high level patreon tier stuff

 No.959021

>>959017
are these the new onlyfans uploads that people paid $20 for?

 No.959022

i thought onlyfans meant they were having sex with fans at first

 No.959023

to whom am i speaking?

 No.959024

yer a nigger, 'arry

 No.959025

>>958996
>>958981
yep, this is why canada has so many mass shootings!

 No.959026

love canada

 No.959027

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>>959025
blow it out yer ass

 No.959028

good news bwos he didn't do it

 No.959029

canada doesnt have mass anything it has the population of a city

 No.959030

isnt livibees stream image not being a howa
dont her fans see this as at odds with that and get mad like knets

 No.959031

whats a howa

 No.959032

get a load of this guy

 No.959033

O_O

 No.959034

>>959030
shes getting slowly turned out

 No.959035

>>959034
what does that mean

 No.959036

is livibee 23?

 No.959037

28

 No.959038

those livibee pics were on her $50 tier people paid $50 for them

 No.959039

>>959035
it's when a pimp grooms a girl often with drugs into eventually becoming one of his prostitutes. i used it to mean getting turned into a slut (this isnt grooming livibee is 28)

 No.959040

*sips cherry coke*
interesting

 No.959041

and the "out" means out on the streets (working)

 No.959042

is it good

 No.959043

bros come to the backyard we're doing burpees

 No.959044

the tart sweet cherry flavor with the sour of the carbolic acid is a nice flavor profile

 No.959045

alright bros who wants to play some cod warzone!

 No.959046

cherry coke and twix a match made in heaven

 No.959047

i hate chocolate & different fruit flavor profiles

 No.959048

add that to the dossier

 No.959049

what valorant like

 No.959050

gay

 No.959051

i just watched it for 10 seconds and it looked like counterstrike with overwatch graphics

 No.959052

ugh etterna isnt starting up

 No.959053

are there vehicles in warzone?

 No.959054

im soooo close to being able to suck my own dick
just the tip of it but itd still be something…a little more stretching maybe

 No.959055

thats gay

 No.959056


 No.959057

always let your steak warm to room temp before cooking

 No.959058


 No.959059

orc shit dont click

 No.959060

i cant focus

 No.959061

what tipped you off

 No.959062

cant believe i just watched a gamer girl for 45 minutes until she revealed she had a boyfriend

 No.959063

>>959053
helicopter and various types of cars

 No.959064

i have an idea thats cringe but might still be worth trying in these trying times
we do a comm oprahs book club but with games. we all play the same game simultaneously and then switch to a new game that won a vote after a while. havent put a lot of thought into what games. platformers or touhous would be ok. 1 megaman each week.
if anyone wants to i mean

 No.959065

im a gamer i game

 No.959066

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 No.959067

linux games only please

 No.959068

i'm running my tractor with OSX

 No.959069

i can try to beat megaman zero again

 No.959070

>>959064
lets play rhythm games

 No.959071

>>959066
my brain in the back at 1:30am

 No.959072

>>959067
etterna has a linux source

 No.959073

kbuild is gay but the alternative is probably a lot worse

 No.959074

just went outside on the balcony and stared around

 No.959075

>>959070
i'd try one i dont know about ones you play with a mouse & keyboard. the games should be piratable, emulatable, or free

 No.959076


 No.959077

>>959074
what floor u on bro!

 No.959078

>>959077
the first!

 No.959079

penthouse livin

 No.959080

im down to play if the games are small
my disk space is valuable

 No.959081

>>959075
https://etternaonline.com/
its 4 keys so its easy to get into and the timing window isnt very strict

 No.959082

>>959080
bro we bought another 1tb ssd for the lockdown and are installing all types of shit on it!

 No.959083

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 No.959084

>>959083
he looks less human than data

 No.959085

>>959069
i'm seconding this. i dont want to do some weird maybe flash game that might be a stinker for the first one.

 No.959086

what the hell someone just pretended to be me

 No.959087

we pretend here

 No.959088

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 No.959089

just hopped on warzone whos joining me!

 No.959090

>>959089
are you in the shit?

 No.959091

whats it like to be good at something

 No.959092

you forget you are good at it and start to think you are bad at it

 No.959093

File: 1588119873236.png (29.43 KB, 1233x527, Capture.PNG) ImgOps Google

:(

 No.959094

it sucks because theres always someone better

 No.959095

michael didn't do it bwos bweak

 No.959096

we never stopped believing

 No.959097

>>959093
whats your id bro

 No.959098


 No.959099

wish i had a farmer gf

 No.959100

>>959099
how many views u think this would have if it was an ugly black girl

 No.959101

women do not remain thin in the midwest

 No.959102

>>959099
imagine her getting the bbc in that tractor

 No.959103

dont have enough discipline to be a farmer

 No.959104


 No.959105

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>>959104
dont pretend to be me!
but also he can add me..

 No.959106

new dunk

 No.959107


 No.959108

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 No.959109

that guys face angers me

 No.959110

i want more oneyplays worms

 No.959111

why dont they make glasses out of stainless steel or aluminum

 No.959112


 No.959113

steel is sharp

 No.959114

my dad insisted on buying custom made frames from solid gold

 No.959115

baller

 No.959116

please mlady just one crumb of pussy tis all i ask

 No.959117

then he found out he cant wear them because they make his skin break out
that was the point at which mom freaked

 No.959118

you live in a sitcom

 No.959119

I own a store that buys and sells pop culture.

 No.959120

thought gold was hypoallergenic

 No.959121

he paid for solid gold and got a knock off

 No.959122


 No.959123

dad buys solid gold rims but when i ask him for new iphone he fakes heart problem and makes chair wobble
he say ohh son why you do this me

 No.959124

lol

 No.959125

found a giant zit on my side
the kind that really hurts when you touch it but when it pops you can feel it deflate as it spurts out all the ooze

 No.959126

ahh bet that feels nice

 No.959127

classic tossQ

 No.959128

thought about what i would want in a friend again and came to the conclusion it wouldnt be probable for them to exist

 No.959129

>>959128
wahts most important thing ?

 No.959130

>>959128
iktf…

 No.959131

>>959129
i dont know

 No.959132

he needs to be a neet introvert virgin incel with a liking for redpills

 No.959133

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americans are so fucked in the head

 No.959134

still no friends on twitch tv :(

 No.959135


 No.959136

who just sits around thinking about what they want in a friend thats crazy boderline personality girl type behavior

 No.959137

lately ive been drinking 7 cups of tea a day !

 No.959138

i was trying to think why i feel the need for friends so i thought if i really want it

 No.959139

the idea friend would come over to entertain me upon request while i sit in silence then leave when ive got my fill of social time

 No.959140

need some friends :/

 No.959141

im not equipped for friendship

 No.959142

hate tuesdays its dsp's day off :\

 No.959143

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 No.959144

>>959139
this is why you dont have friends

 No.959145

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 No.959148

even if someone gave me attention i would distance myself and avoid them

 No.959149

>>959142
isn't he about to get chapter 7?

 No.959150

remember all the girls that wanted to have sex with my in high school but i was too cynical to believe they werent messing with me and too scared of germs i would leave quickly when they kissed me

 No.959151

wow cool

 No.959152

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 No.959153

thats coooooooooooooooooool

 No.959154

tadaima~

 No.959155

2 girls gave me their numbers in high school out of pity i guess and i sperg chortled at them and walked away

 No.959156

i had multiple girls just randomly walk up to me and hug me and tell me they liked me and 2 even kissed me on the cheek i didnt know how to react so i just left embarrassed and i still think about all of it to this day

 No.959157

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 No.959158

its a new week on wow bros what are we doing tonight!

 No.959159

they were making bets with eachother

 No.959160

>>959158
lets bang out a 15 and get it over with bro

 No.959161

not sure what im doing tonight!

 No.959162

>>959160
my warlock isnt geared enough for that

 No.959163

>>959161
pour some alcohol in the cup!

 No.959164

>>959163
just did, poured a biig glass haha

 No.959165

>>959164
dump it down the sink and lift some weights instead

 No.959166

can you guys sort of carry me in m+…. i dont have experience on it as a warlock…. id be happy with even like a +9….. im 450 ilvl but cant handle group finder rejection anymore

 No.959167

>>959165
maybe tomorrow…

 No.959168

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 No.959169

*cracks a diet gingerale*

 No.959170

File: 1588122792071.png (14.53 KB, 411x22, Untitled.png) ImgOps Google

O_O

 No.959171

>>959166
no pwoblem bwo ill even send you some gold and let you ride bitch on my mount

 No.959172

geeze we got guys progging mythic nzoth and i cant even get in a +10!

 No.959173

actually we're pushing 2400 rating in 2s!

 No.959174

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 No.959175

uhhhhh

 No.959176

i dont need gold i have an okay amount…. i just need a wowcomm….

 No.959177

>>959174
should i try this

 No.959178

i have heard nothing but terrible things about benadryl trips

 No.959179

imagine being addicted

 No.959180

cant wait to take a shit tonight

 No.959181

>>959178
soooo… yes?

 No.959182

we're morning shitters here

 No.959183

are we playing etterna?

 No.959184

i play about 30 minutes everyday

 No.959185

i hope to have my shits at night because they hit my butt nerve and cause low blood pressure and dizziness

 No.959186


 No.959187

i dont know how to organize the game club or how to pick a game to play

 No.959188

rare pops

 No.959189

pick wow then carry me give me gear

 No.959190


 No.959191


 No.959192

apparently i get to keep my edu email even after i graduate!

 No.959193

FtMtF Transition & Detransition Timeline

 No.959194


 No.959195

mine got changed to like alumni.edu or something

 No.959196

>>959192
time for that half price amazon prime!

 No.959197

>>959192
can i come to your graduation

 No.959198


 No.959199

>>959197
there isnt one

 No.959200

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 No.959201

>>959199
what does that mean

 No.959202

coronavirus cancelled graduation ceremonies

 No.959203

my body doesnt want to lift weights but im gonna make it

 No.959204

>>959154
okaeri~

 No.959205

anyone wanna become a sexpat with me and travel the world?

 No.959206

wtf you guys were high school chads…

 No.959207

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 No.959208

my body doesnt want to drink but im gonna make it

 No.959209

>>959205
baukbros assemble

 No.959210

i was prom king junior year they had one for each grade

 No.959211

>>959202
went to prom but wish i hadn't

 No.959212

wait no it was homecoming king not prom sorry

 No.959213

that guys probably really good looking…

 No.959214

we have charming smiles here

 No.959215

>>959200
she doesnt even piss herself wtf…
wheres the current even connected, her hands?

 No.959216

EVERYONE knows im gay
everyone

 No.959217

i never smiled

 No.959218

>>959216
i dont know that you could be faking

 No.959219

>>959209
go to 1:14
the girls are addicted to gaijin penis

 No.959220

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>>959209
word my bong

 No.959221


 No.959222

>>959213
i used to be kinda handsome not really handsome but now im balding and hunchbacked

 No.959223

honestly dont feel comfortable here anymore knowing u guys are all former chads

 No.959224

this is a chadcomm deal with it nerd

 No.959225

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what is up comm it's ya boi

 No.959226

cels are a vocal minority here we’re basically pussy magnets

 No.959227

all the chad posts are just gleepy and toon we are incels here

 No.959228

u guys would have beat me up in hs

 No.959229

you got beat up in hs?

 No.959230

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>>959227
i never initiate sex talk because i don't want to be an asshole and i havent had sex in so long it just bums me out to think about it

 No.959231

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 No.959232

a bunch of kids i went to high school with are famous now its weird

 No.959233

toons lips kissed pips

 No.959234

tiktok famous or brad pitt famous

 No.959235

ive had gay thoughts about toon

 No.959236

not quite brad pitt famous but close

 No.959237

went to the same high school as ryan gosling and some guy who played for the raptors for a bit

 No.959238

wish gleepy was my dad so he could give me the s*x talk…

 No.959239

>>959221
obsessed

 No.959240

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the pink ranger and this guy thats in a bunch of shit went to my school

 No.959241

now everyones gonna dox you >___<

 No.959242

trannies think they're the norm but in reality they're mentally ill freaks

 No.959243

>>959242
is this true?

 No.959244

one of the astronauts who died on the columbia shuttle went to my hs

 No.959245

>>959242
thats not nice theyre just tring to live their lives

 No.959246

>>959243
yes i've knows at least 4 trannies irl

 No.959247

>>959245
they're trying to live their lives by controlling everyone else all because they're narcissists

 No.959248

weird

 No.959249

>>959247
non trans do that too its just a part of being human

 No.959250

love being human

 No.959251

no longer human only cel

 No.959252

>>959249
no its part of being a mentally ill freak

 No.959253

tfw celborg

 No.959254

monk out become monkcel

 No.959255

i wanna wipe livibees ass after she takes a messy taco night shit

 No.959256

trannies dabbed all over cross-dressers and drag queens by outgirling them overnight. any that havent transitioned themselves must be seething

 No.959257

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 No.959258

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 No.959259

that's gay

 No.959260

that is pretty gay

 No.959261

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 No.959262

is it true are we gay tranny chads

 No.959263

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>>959256
you know what's fascinating?
the thought that at some point, IU has been sitting in a very important business meeting with a whole board of multimillionaires and suddenly felt the need to excuse herself to the restroom. it's fascinating to me to think that a girl that's so groomed, so pampered… a woman whose entire livelihood is built around her looks and image squats down on the toilet like the rest of us and squeezes out a fat turd. or maybe not even a turd, maybe her shit is like beef stroganoff with a mixture of solid and liquid whirled together. maybe she's a person who just drops single logs; compacted by hours of constipation as she sits helplessly applying layers of make up. what good does all that make up do to your face as she grimaces and her face goes beet red and her asshole protracts squirting out yesterdays kimchi. sometimes when i lay a big log down, i'm usually proud if it's a foot or longer in length and take a picture to document it. i wonder if IU feels the same pride as myself as she looks behind her at the gigantic turd she has unleashed? perhaps she feels shame..
i wonder how her bodyguards feel, her managers and assistants as they sit outside the bathroom listening to the sounds of her ass vibrating off the porcelain tiles. how about the person who enters the bathroom after IU? such luck to be able to waft in the stench of IU's colon. i'd like to say i'm a well composed man, but i don't think i would be able to resist the temptation of licking those race streaks off the sides of the toilet. you don't get those opportunities that often, and to think how my body would shiver in ecstasy as i feel her buttpaste on my tongue. even licking the toilet paper knowing that IU touched it before washing her hands would feel like heaven.

 No.959264

should i read that

 No.959265

>>959263
girls dont shit

 No.959266

>>959263 meant for >>959255

 No.959267

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 No.959268

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 No.959269

Anyhow,

 No.959270

cant believe the astros cheated bros

 No.959271

everyone flexes the rules its only cheating if you get caught

 No.959272

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looks nice

 No.959273

out of all the trannies ive met only one wasnt bat shit crazy but i can sympathize with their plight

 No.959274

i like those liveleak videos where favela bros beat trannies to death

 No.959275

i dont care i dont care i dont care

 No.959276

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 No.959277

is that what you want?

 No.959278

i think installing a dedicated camera that is zoomed into the catchers hands and is only hooked up to a monitor on the wall inside the locker room right next to the entrance to the dugout was where they went wrong

 No.959279

Liveleak isn’t the sort of site where you just happen upon something horrific; horrific videos are what its users, dedicated or casual, come there to see.

 No.959280

they have funny videos too

 No.959281

did i post this yet

 No.959282

:3

 No.959283

>>959281
i cant watch his videos hes too revolting

 No.959284

>>959283
he shows you how he cooks tho

 No.959285

we don't eat shellfish

 No.959286

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why is the camera quality on my phone so shit i took a great picture of my ghetti siponese and it gave me this awful picture!

 No.959287

thats penne rigate

 No.959288

you need better lighting and to focus the camera

 No.959289

>>959287
FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!

 No.959290

thats not ghetti

 No.959291

why would you even use that type of pasta for that? is that a meme?

 No.959292

every pasta is spaghetti to me

 No.959293

you cook with what you got

 No.959294

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 No.959295

penne is too small for thick creamy sauces to get up in it

 No.959296

you guys know a lot about cooking

 No.959297

we're in a fucking pandemic sorry he doesn't have fucking spaghetti

 No.959298

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 No.959299

pastas are shapes for a reasons the pairings are extremely important. fettucine alfredo comes on those long flat noodles so the sauce sticks to the flat surgace

 No.959300

>>959297
bro if i had a soy wojak right now

 No.959301

pasta is fucking disgusting in all forms

 No.959302

penne really is the worst tho

 No.959303

>>959297
*linguine or rigatoni

 No.959304

idk what else i could use i have those shells and then the twisty ones

 No.959305

>>959303
gr0w up

 No.959306

dad cooks

 No.959307

you shouldve used that fusilli you fool

 No.959308

macaroni shells and cheese is a good combo

 No.959309

mom released the bedneet

 No.959310

i like elbow macaroni for that myself

 No.959311


 No.959312

that disgusting old cow claire made a pasta alg 5 days ago if any of you freaks care

 No.959313

i definitely do not

 No.959314

keep that same energy

 No.959315

you guys are pasta elitists

 No.959316

cant eat pasta too many carbs

 No.959317

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 No.959318

who wants to get facefucked on tf2

 No.959319

we rp'in?

 No.959320

i don't like that word

 No.959321

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 No.959322

the right pasta can make or break your dish

 No.959323

THROUGH THE FIRE AND FLAMES 165% SPEED FIRST EVER 100% FC!!!!! [World Record Speed]

bros

 No.959324

>>959321
what manga

 No.959325

i just had an idea for a new pasta

 No.959326

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>>959324
Vampeerz, My Peer Vampires

 No.959327

do girls like touching boobs with other girls

 No.959328

>>959326
hmm the art looks cute dont know if i care about yuri tho

 No.959329

post the exhentai link tooner

 No.959330


 No.959331

royal tenenbaums y/n?

 No.959332

y

 No.959333

loliyuri

 No.959334

this is a yuri comm

 No.959335

im incel

 No.959336

hate yuri because it depicts foids as loving and gentle when in reality theyre spiteful and wicked

 No.959337

>>959336
jesus!

 No.959338

what is gay yuri called?

 No.959339

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 No.959340

yaoi

 No.959341

whats a foid again

 No.959342

no i worded that wrong. what is girl on girl gay yuri called?

 No.959343

uhhh

 No.959344

can you repeat the question

 No.959345

nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger

 No.959346

ban

 No.959347

ok well theres yaoi and shota for boys
and theres yuri and loli for girls
what is the boy yuri called?
what is the girl yaoi called

 No.959348

>>959346
niggardly is a real word look it up

 No.959349

im not going downstairs to get my fucking dictionary

 No.959350

paper dictionaries are cool

 No.959351

funk and wagnalls > merriam webster

 No.959352

the big ones i've never owned are cool. the super thick tiny paperback ones suck

 No.959353

>>959347
uhhh i think you might be thinking of fujoshi? dunno what a guy who likes yuri is called maybe just a pervert

 No.959354

funk is an encyclopedia you dolt

 No.959355

Funk & Wagnalls was an American publisher known for its reference works, including A Standard Dictionary of the English Language (1st ed. 1893–5), and the Funk & Wagnalls Standard Encyclopedia (25 volumes, 1st ed. 1912).[1]

 No.959356

"funk & wagnalls is a niggers encyclopedia"
-ceo of encyclopedia britannica

 No.959357

yeah lets argue about dictionaries thats cool

 No.959358

WAS
WAS
so you must've meant they were better but aren't anymore because they don't exist

>>959357
I TURNED MYSELF INTO A VOLUME OF AN ENCYCLOPEDIA

 No.959359

the big dictionary beef is between the oxford one and webster

 No.959360

i now regret calling dictionaries cool

 No.959361

which is why bong spellings persist
ahhhhhh

 No.959362

dictionaries are the new pops

 No.959363

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talking about such boring things you'll never impress a girl like that

 No.959364

1895 funk and wagnalls grail

 No.959365

you guys know all the 2 letter words?

 No.959366

i will impress girls with my great feats

 No.959367

i will impress girls with my great feets

 No.959368

i'd want first dictionary to have the slave version of nigger

 No.959369

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it's a good idea to learn a few simple magic tricks

 No.959370

>>959363
love twin doriru hair

 No.959371

i can tell you cooking times for all those pastas

 No.959372

*flips to the page with penis and underlines it*

 No.959373

what should i do with egg noodles

 No.959374

just taste one every few minutes

 No.959375

*sways into thread*
lookin' good ladies

 No.959376

>>959370
love the dark circles under eyes

 No.959377

after a point you dont even need to taste, you can tell from the resistance you feel when knocking them around as you stir

 No.959378

you stir?

 No.959379

we stir

 No.959380

how many of the sports hall of fames even mean anything
feel like the baseball hof is way harder to get into than baketball or football

 No.959381

lacrosse hof

 No.959382

>>959373
they cook fast. i like butter until they aren't dry which is a lot sorta and pepper. some grated parm
you should stop there
i personally also like to add a few drops of worstershire sauce into the buttered noodles. thats my weirdest food thing

 No.959383

>>959380
i thought that was just the perception because of peter rose but you are correct
https://www.forbes.com/sites/filipbondy/2018/02/06/ranking-the-sports-halls-of-fame-by-their-selection-standards/#497d5b2d26b7
baseball hall of fame is like getting into skull & bones

 No.959384

>>959377
this persons life is a complete mess

 No.959385

why

because im a pasta whisperer

 No.959386

chipper jones was my favorite baseball player as a kid dont even live anywhere near atlanta dunno why i liked the braves i guess i thought they looked cool

 No.959387

i liked bonds and sosa those fuckin roided up monkeys
loved sosas little hop he did after he cranked one

 No.959388

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daniel adds spaghetti into a pan of cold water then turns the burner on and lets it come to a boil and he was debating why his method of cooking pasta was better

 No.959389

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 No.959390

manny steez

 No.959391

he must be lying for clicks

 No.959392

daniel wouldnt lie

 No.959393

the new xcom game is really chintzy

 No.959394

>>959393
sounds like a jew word are you jewish

 No.959395

bitch i might be

 No.959396

i sweated a bunch today and should shower but im going to bed instead. maybe ill try a morning shower for the first time in like fifteen years

 No.959397


 No.959398

yasssss bitch

 No.959399

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 No.959400

chintz is an indian textile that was extremely beautiful with lots of craftsmanship, beautiful designs on the fabric. shit was unmatched. then as england started raping india harder and harder pumping chintz out of them they started making it fast and shitty. soon chintz became a synonym for something garish or tacky. think adrianna's clothes

 No.959401

daniel is such a normgroid he cant even spend 3 minutes without seguing into humblebrags about his gfs

 No.959402

title made me lol out loud

 No.959403

i wouldnt use jew words unless describing them and im mad because of your prejudging

 No.959404

*slides a daniel into the thread*

 No.959405

you guys are basically dumb nasty women with all this reality tv garbage you love

 No.959406

the danish girl arc was good

 No.959407

i used to watch reality tv with my sister

 No.959408

WHOS READY TO HOP ON WARZONE

 No.959409

get crazy
get wild

 No.959410

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 No.959411

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 No.959412

>>959411
powerful

 No.959413

i take for granted that the base of all reality shows regardless of theme is keeping the retarded contestants locked in a house with no phone tv or internet for 3 months so that they go nuts and act like bigger retards and fight with each other

 No.959414

has there been a rape on a reality tv show yet

 No.959415

think a girl got raped on survivor at least once

 No.959416

there are tons of podcasts where women just summarize what happened in the latest episode of some reality show you have never heard and apparently they are incredibly successful

 No.959417

i think i remember something about a big brother someone maybe sexing someone sleeping

 No.959418

watched the video
daniel got a blow job from a japanese guy

 No.959419

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 No.959420

what does a breakup feel like?

 No.959421

gleepy told me the only thing permanent about true love is the pain you feel when its gone

 No.959422

>>959415
no it wouldnt happen survivor the producers and the cameraman are constantly babysitting them so that they don't die. the network couldnt afford risking it

 No.959423

>>959421
i never said that

 No.959424


 No.959425

File: 1588133790502.png (129.53 KB, 480x360, 1577831163965.png) ImgOps Google

>realize you can't pay off your bills with streaming
>declare bankruptcy to escape creditors
>hire strip mall bankruptcy attorney for $25
>court date ends up landing smack in the middle of a pandemic
>have to do a call-in hearing instead
>retard attorney doesn't request an extension
>day of the hearing arrives
>judge is asking phil about the valuables he listed on his bankruptcy filing
>begins reading them off one by one
>"mr burnell do you own a playstation 4?"
>"mr burnell do you own a nintendo switch?"
>"mr burnell do you own a nintendo ds?"
>everything he listed is a gaming console
>claims they're all business related
>judge asks phil if he owns any electronic devices that aren't business related
>phil says no
>judge asks phil if he owns anything of value that's not business related
>phil says no
>he listed everything in his life that costs more than $50 as business related
>creditors can listen in and ask questions
>attorney freaks out when she sees 60 people are on the call with them
>a constant beeping is making the hearing impossible and the judge keeps asking for whoever is doing that to stop
>citi bank guy wants to know what phil spends $5000 a month on
>phil says games for his business
>at $60 = 83 games a month
>citi bank guy wants phil to list all of his personal expenses
>phil suddenly goes quiet
>attorney comes on and says the citi bank guy might be a fraud
>phil starts arguing with him
>phil is dying to call the citi bank guy a "detractor" but doesn't want to sound like a schizo
>judge steps in and tells citi bank guy he already sent in his itemized expenses to her
>phone call ends
>bankruptcy filings & hearings are public
>the bankruptcy date and the number to call were public
>the 60 people on the line were phil's detractors
>the citi bank guy was also a detractor and recorded the entire call and put it on his channel for everyone to enjoy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgJ63hwmCRM

 No.959426

>>959420
line go down

 No.959427

not bad

 No.959428

not bad

 No.959429

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 No.959430

wonder what dsp was thinking when he spent thousands on a wwe mobile game

 No.959431

not bad

 No.959432

>>959430
putting himself over lol

 No.959433


 No.959434

>>959432
>>959433
dont get these posts

 No.959435


 No.959436

well he probably got addicted and that's where those gacha games make the most money

 No.959437

so are all the virtual tubers under 1 company?

 No.959438

>>959434
the person who wins the wrestling match is getting put over. putting guys over is how you give them a push

 No.959439

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 No.959440

if it’s not a hard drug you can’t get addicted to it

 No.959441

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 No.959442

>>959440
some people love their pixels bwo

 No.959443


 No.959444

south park explained this one too

 No.959445

>>959443
sorry not a cuck

 No.959446


 No.959447

>>959444
damn the voice acting got lazy huh

 No.959448

those are canadians

 No.959449

sp hasnt been worth watching since like 2008

 No.959450

>>959447
did you see that documentary about how they make each episode in 7 days? thats why i'm guessing

 No.959451

is this funny ive never met anyone like this so i cant tell

 No.959452

the new episodes aren't as good storywise, they mostly rely on using really current events. which can be funny

 No.959453

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whoa sorry to gorefag but this image

 No.959454

>>959451
this vid is retarded

 No.959455

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 No.959456

>>959453
did he died

 No.959457

>>959453
is that the guy that got impaled in france

 No.959459




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