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dumbest person i've ever seen use niggardly
BR's fricking love jeezoo
amerimutts are like a parody of themselves
you guys gotta stop being so niggardly!
not looking forward to the rent situation this month
whats the rent sitch
someone isnt living with us this month so the rent is gonna be higher
Shoutout to people with mental illnesses who are still studying and working even though it’s incredibly difficult.
Shoutout to people with mental illnesses who can’t work or study, there’s nothing shameful about your situation.
what kind of faggot landlord does that for a person for 1 month? you cant let them know whats going on
that isnt how that works
well im sure the landlord doesnt know
he was just like gonna stay with my parents for a bit but never told us how long he was staying with them
skip out and come live with me
you could ask for some covid relief
tell him to pay his share or be kicked out
you guys getting last of us 2? it's gonna be game of the year
its either hes gonna pay or we split his rent with whos living in the house currently or else im not paying rent
see thats the problem we cant kick him out on short notice like this
my psychiatrist will compliment no matter what i tell her i did. saying how brave i was to get fast food or clean the litter box
is she cute
i think you have a chance with her
psychiatrist is a meme profession
you can make him disappear in another way
accuse him of rape file a police report and everything
i'd physically have sex with her even though she is overweight and i'm not attracted to her. if i was drunk i could kiss her
let him know that if he doesnt pay you gotta start looking for someone to take his place because no one can afford to pay his share
punters/kickers seem to do a lot of media stuff
wonder if the teams make them do it or if its just cause they want some attention
well yea i mean do you want to interview a running back and ask a question and get mub da mo bidda te dat tum muhfugen bix nood cof bin dub ho muhfugga as a response?
isnt that just tresspassing
dangerously redpilled maneuver
feel a shit coming on…
evictions really mess up your credit score its probably why she ended up leaving right before
it's something "entertaining" that they can make the celebs and people doing the segment participate in
you think that crazy bitch cares about a credit score?
lol all the internet tough guys saying theyd kill her in the comments
reminds me of some of you :)
i need a gf
do any gfs need you
i hope you guys get gf's
hmm ive only had 500 calories today and its 3 hours until drinking time
im at 3250 and i just broke out the cookies!
my falco clean
ill die alone
black stripe yellow paint
green and purple green and purple green and purple
think im gonno alternate between epic lung buster hashish rips and nitrous inhales until i pass out
good night friends
i guess if thats how you want to live your life
sum1 stream tfw no gf
never done nitrous before
my bicep hurts from yoyoing too much
stream some 'yo for us
wonder if theres any good pop streams
is it the test where they put that big long stick down the nose cuz i cant watch that shit
yep she just did it
i have a few moles on my back :/
got beauty marks all over
how is she getting her test back in an hour wtf
cuz shes white
her last name is gonzales
either that or its a ploy for pity followers/subs/donors
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its not even midnight yet bro!
one time i did nothing but drink soda and eat junk food for a week and my semen tasted absolutely foul
anyone else not able to cum from blowjobs
beans potatoes chicken and milk
hello? tasty department?
been jerking off reclining for so many years i dont think i'd be able to finish standing up but its not like ill ever know anyway
love a good reclining jo
yeah just not enough stroking stimulation in a beej
for me its either on my side in bed or leaning way back in my chair
for me its portugal
the swedish one is a tranny from norway lol
i dont think its even the q my brain has just morphed into a demon that im trapped inside
ugh got the jable banner gonna hide
torture prison body
the preacher says the devils in my head so i gotta free him
covered in blood
sniffing the drugs
nothing to love
i just wanna die but theres nothing below and nothing above
god id give anything for a horny twin sis that loved me
cant watch vtubers
were not filling out your 4norm capcha
is she actually upset or is this one of those overacting joking things they do i cant tell this time
also whats it over
apparently youtube demonetized her mid stream
all i do is simp simp simp no matter what
all i do is sip sip sip no matter what
took a gamble on the almost full piss jug and got lucky this time
i wonder how big paulie's dick is
love this halfgook
might fake my own death
i ate some beans and i just want more
they make you fart…
beans beans the magical fruit the more you eat the more you TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
oops its musical
i have never
been this bored
just 20 more minutes bro were gonna pour a drink and start gaming!
ugh vtubers are becoming normie shit
never drank alcohol whats it like
its like WOOHOO then ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
i have to sip i have to sip i have to sip i have to sip i have to sip i have to sip i have to sip
just shit on a diamond 1 top laner leaguebros B)
is diamond 1 the highest or is 5
feels like total shite and makes you incapable of doing anything effectively
d1 is better than d4 (they got rid of 5 for unknown reasons) and diamond in league is top 1% or something not like blizzard diamond
he just said hes the top laner obviously its the best
how about we play rocket league
get the urge to play wow
do one quest
change my mog
we gotta conquest cap!
they always were normy
whats the best way to get conquest cap
can i just play rated bgs and not care about my rating
will that have a long term negative impact
the norms loved kizuna ai
quickest is just doing arena its like 50 conq a win when youre a week behind at least
in 3v3 i think its 35 a win in 2v2
vtuber fans: fat niggercattle
youre always so concerned with other people
its pathetic honestly
i have 0 conquest and 0 pvp experience and just want gear handouts because im stuck at 450 ilvl and have 0 raider io and no guild
and i play warlock so getting into pug m+ is impossible and im not high enough for heroic raid pugs >.<
i used to play warlock
finally its time to sip!
what spec are you playing?
i like affliction but i put up better numbers with destro so ive been playing that…. been doin aff for visions though because i found it a lot easier…. i dont know how to join a guild that actually does stuff and isnt one of the mass-invite guilds…. i dont really have an impressive wow resume to present to a guild because ive always just played by myself and pugged things
gonna puff on this joint tbqf
you dont need a resume to join a heroic guild
do i just say looking for guild in trade chat or what? im on illidan so its a living server at least
join bbs guild
just go to your server and find a guild thats full clearing heroic or a couple bosses into mythic
oh wow ok thanks bwo
holy shit bro im on illidan too
lets do some 2v2!
i wouldnt want to disappoint you also im going to bed now youve given me a lot to ponder
cmon bro just one game :)
illidan is for niggers! join me on tich
im on alliance on tich too!
why arent you concerned? :)
whats your rarest mount bro!
wow more like zzzz
*hops off wow*
*hops on rocket league*
hopper no hopping
sobriety is real boring stuff bros
i have the brewfest ram that ain't rare
wish i had rocket league…
i dont it looks gay
we told you to stock up!
hate being told what to do
get a free dick rating and an unreleased video if you subscribe to my 🥰💚 onlyfans!
might start an onlyfans
how easy would it be to fake an account with a bunch of pictures of the same whore that upload a set every week?
i think you have to take a picture of your id and a picture of you holding your id to get verified
and you'd need to give info to get paid
its been an hour into sippy time and im already drunk!
i like to take the "blast and cruise" approach to drinking
too much gherkins
not sure if i should do burgers chili or bolognese sauce with the ground beef i got
or cottage pie…
aliens scare me
aliens are gay
imagine having sex with an alien!
make first contact and then just rape it!!!
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Love Life: Take your annoying boyfriend to the safari park and kick him out in the lion area.
Lucky Item: Rental Car
Lucky Spot: Fuji Safari Park
anyone got a horoscope request?
you ever fuck with shephard's pie?
i forgot my horoscope sign
shephard's pie is actually made with lamb
what you're thinking of is cottage pie
thats why i wrote cottage pie bro im using ground beef!
no i'm thinking about my play on the shephard's pie
can you actually buy lamb meat at a grocery store
we go out of our way to be as disruptive here
every many should have the pleasure of growing something with his own hands
i found a tin post randomly while looking for something in the archive
p good more like p cringe
dear toot forgive me for i have skipped
we're skippers here
popped a bone
sauce me up homeskillet
can one of you weebs remind me what show this song is from
wo what is the true autistic self supposed to be then?
its jacking off to my little pony
wish i had a mmo to zog to
good morning nerds and nerdettes :)
replaying dmc3 and i keep getting wiped by the brothers
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what jav should i orc to
the internet never stopped being for losers
even the “normies” on the internet are losers
is there japanese JAV that somehow gets out uncensored or is it only stuff like caribbeancom where they leave japan to film it?
you can get uncensor anything you wanyhttps://www.javplayerfree.com/
you mean they release uncensored versions of all javs? or are you talking about the shitty neural net "uncensoring" programs
any starcrafters wanna do customs
this is blatant satanism
where do i get a free JAVplayer?
how about a jav playa and it's a black guy that watches jav
some episodes had boobs i think
you guys see frank yang’s channel recently
he get barely any views these days what happened
i think i'm gonna give in and buy modern warfare…
warzone is free2play
dude dont post that shit here
what you dont like tiddies?
i remember fapping to hbo showtime cinemax softcore stuff. you'd wait for a few hours for 30 seconds of boobs and you needed to time your fap perfectly
what do you like…
its dick sucking time
sports animes suck balls
i had a lot of fun playing the generic cod multiplayer over the free weekend
3d guns got good
feeling tired gay sad
all fagged out
haha jeff is bobby
today has been ok so far
youre never getting one gleep
gleep the eternal toddler
i dont know what to tell you man
varg is the tom bombadilfag
When you are a murderer and the non-murderers lock you up.
shut the fuck up vikang
looks like a chineseass temple
shouldve locked up that nigger for 20 more years
viking longhouse + church
our prison system is fucked but so is how lenient yurop can be with short sentences, paroling murder in 10 years, 21 year cap on max prison sentences like breivdawgs
shut your gay ass up
yeah but look at the results
imagine varg having sex with his autistic wife
pedro lopez arguably the worst serial killer ever got 16 years for 110 murders and was released https://www.biography.com/crime-figure/pedro-alonso-lopez
scroll down to paragraph: Captured in Ecuador
Lopez was declared insane and, in 1995, institutionalized in a psychiatric facility.
In February 1998, he was declared sane and released under $50 bail with additional stipulations.
"yeah bro you cool you can go now "
Okay to preface this, I love my boyfriend and he is a super sweet, nice, smart guy that I feel lucky to have but his behavior lately is freaking me out and makes me worried for the future.
My boyfriend loves movies, especially mob movies. He has all of the Sopranos DVDs at his place and I'm pretty sure he still watches them that way. That's fine, obviously you can watch and enjoy whatever you want. But last week he saw "The Irishman" with some friends and since then he will NOT stop talking in like a fake stereotypical mobster accent. We were in an uber the night after going out to dinner and admittedly the driver was going a little fast but my boyfriend kept muttering things like "Who's this fucking guy, huh? Dale Earnhardt Jr over here" and shouting "HO!" as we took corners. He would NOT shut up and even gave the driver a one-star review saying it was about "respect."
Everyone has their quirks, I get it, and they can be what makes someone special. At first it was even kind of cute / funny but I just can't really understand this shift all of a sudden. It's been a week and he continues to make asides in this voice and when he gets drunk he speaks in made up Italian. Like we were having desert at my sister's and he came up to me and said "Hey, ma, I gotta get home and hit the drippini." I'm the DD (I don't drink) so I asked him why he wants to leave and what a drippini is ??? His response was "Ya know, like a shower." Drippini is NOT a word! In ANY language! He also never called me "ma" before ever and now he does it almost all the time. I feel crazy, like is this going to be a permanent feature of his personality now?
I know this sounds incredibly stupid compared to some of other serious issues on here but I am just really nervous about what this means about his personality / mental health. He really is a sweet loving guy with a wonderful family and we have a lot in common but just like, I don't even know how to begin to approach this. I want to tell him off and be like why do you keep doing this voice can you please stop. We don't live together so thankfully it's not a constant thing but like, what if we did and it was?? Is this the kind of thing you just deal with when its someone you love?
EDIT: I just want to add that he's NOT italian at all either so im also worried people will get offended when we're out or something
thanks for the late response fucker
love a good drippini
france are such faggots. found this old story looking for a picture of vargwife:https://www.thelocal.fr/20130718/neo-nazi-extremists-wife-freed-after-buying-rifles
.22 caliber rifles, the threats were normal vargtweets…
and the reason they've had him under surveillance for years is the dumbest fake bullshit ever:
"Breivik sending a copy of a manifesto setting out his ideology to Vikernes, an official at the prosecutor’s office said. “That was at the origin of the investigation …"
the state are the biggest gangsters they push down on anyone who even might be a dissident
if they could theyd just kill varg on the spot
but they have to seem fair
Interior Minister Manuel Valls conceded that they had as yet identified "no target, no plan", but intelligence chiefs had decided it was important "to act before and not afterwards".
love the racist retards that think the state is holding them back when in a stateless society they'd be the first to get gutted alive
name one person that isnt racist
grow up poster
i sneed to rape an american bitch
he double posted!
this week was crazy but im done now and can chillax B-)
you're such a sperg
we live in a disposable society
what a nigger thats a beautiful building
one of my favorites
damn i went to bed and you guys talked about wow a bunch…. oh well, time for assaults!
could go for some orange juice right about now
have a healthful fiberful orange instead
why wont the SEC bring him to justice?
I really can't stand to look at /jp/ lately. It seems like everything has gotten so much worse recently. I'm slowly starting to realize that running the site was all that was keeping me going. Without it I've lost my reason to sleep and wake at regular times, and what sleep I struggle to get isn't very restful so I'm constantly tired. This is the exact opposite of what I expected to happen by handing over the site. I expected a weight to be taken off my shoulders. But now I'm constantly worrying about how slow things have gotten, how NOThing really gets changed, and how NOThing new is ever added. It makes me sad because the site seems neglected. Even the new owner doesn't post on the main portion of the site. I was able to complete one banner and even then it was never added which just makes me feel even worse. Renewing the domain that one night made me feel useful again. It instantly lifted my spirits, but the next day I woke up feeling the same as the previous day.
I really like the addition of the text board because it reminds me of some of the best years in my life. If only I could bring everything back, or at least the emotions I felt during those years. Instead it seems NOThing I do is going to help much. For the last ten years or so I would have considered myself happy but before that things were bad. I hope it won't be aNOTher unknown length of years before I can start to feel better again.
At this point I lack motivation to do anything more than watch anime opening and ending themes on YouTube all day and fantasize about actually watching them. NOT in a long time have I felt like this and although it's somewhat comforting to feel such a nostalgic emotion, I dislike it because I can so vividly remember how happy I felt just a year ago. I've mostly lost my appetite at this point and of course I've lost all desire to visit any stores. I think about how just a few weeks ago I wanted to visit a bakery and I feel like crying. This is entirely in line with how things were before.
I don't know who will read this or when, but just know that you guys have helped me out in more ways than you could ever imagine. I hope the best for the site and everyone on it. I'll pop back in every now and again. I love you guys, and I mean it.
ewon is a joke
I TURNED MYSELF INTO AN 80% LOWER RECEIVER!!
I'M NOT A FIREARM RICK!!
what drugs are you on
this netflix show is dope
akari poster hates me
what did you dooo
ah yes good old bill
i could go for a nap
i suffer from a personality disorder
i suffer from the gay sex syndrome
we have some issues
what a fucking joke can this dude drop dead already
thats the most coherent ive ever seen him
maybe i should omo to gooks today
first of all stop wearing shoes and start wearing boots
secondly stop wearing your boots around the house
ill never understand you americans walking around your home with shoes on
its just completely mind boggling to me
i called my crocs shoes
crocs are basically slippers
thats fine then
all my life decisions are sound
a bunch of baloney
its only okay if he doesnt wear them outside
whos streaming today
no one im afraid
well yes of course
holy shit tooners a stimmed out maniac it all makes sense now
need to rehabilitate him…
its like aaron just fucking forgot all about us
we need to beat him severely
the locals are growing restless
feels good waking up at 3 in the afternoon!
tooner stream freddy for us
aaron probably has a girl tied up in the woods or something
hmm i dont think i have it downloaded but i guess i could..
how does it make sense? all he does is nap
do it do it do it
im gonna get drunk before the day begins
he probably sleeps so much from constantly crashing
wtf 700 mb?
im not watching this trash
4k or bust, cuck
you sure? i guess i could play hiveswap friendsim instead :)
toon needs to link twitch to their account to show chat!
ive already seen all these movies
this thread is the chat!
its ok it will trickle down
so toons the obnoxious faggot that keeps posting sopranos screenshots?
a lot of americans have guns
they should start murdering these people
ugh day 13 of checking my trump bucks status and it says it can take up to 21 days!
fuck you toon you goddamn cuck
we got you now
why do you like repeating conversations?>>943213>>943217
i started watching it because of the guy that posts the screenshots…
est he says
fuck i forgot to install valorant last night!
da soapwanows :DDD
wow toon nice horsefucker movie
that scene was demonic
he really knows how to keep the plot moving
im american and think its totally fucked, most people i know dont wear shoes in their house (but not by a huge margin)
same, the only other americans ive ever met that wear shoes inside their house are filthy rednecks with disgusting houses
i dont get the appeal of this movie
please tell me
its a parody of all the shitty 90s gross-out comedies where the mc just acts like a literal retard the whole time, eg adam sandler's entire career
its supposed to be one of the worst movies of all time
should i turn the subtitles off?
so far im lovin it
yeah it ruins the comedy
think about the esl apes :/
the broken lizard guys perfected satire of 90's comedy
what kind of piece is this?
actually this movie is good and p funny
lmao love this scene
and dumb snobby movieboy thinks hes too good for it
lets write our guy joe exotic a letter
this movie reminds me of how incredibly gay shit has become since this movie came out
faggot needs to die after the shit i heard
the chicken or the egg…
wtf gleep solved it
how could anyone dislike this movie
shoutout to gorilla glue for giving me the inspiration
Now it's just me and the cheapest handle I can find, body failing sooner than I expected. Liver is not happy at all, and I now have pancreas pain. It doesn't exactly heal.
waking up to my left arm and the left half of my face being completely numb is what got me to cut down
is this the end of act 1?
lmao this movie is amazing
the titular fingering of freddy…
this movie should be banned along with a bunch of other old problematic movies
got sumpin wrong with it
ITS ALWAYS ABOUT THE ROCKETS
wow shes actually ugly
can an ugly broad run a country?
IM NEVER GETTING A JOB NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER
dads making chicken curry for dinner…
are you gonna let him finger you
is kim actually dead
its funny because this retarded movie got a 14 million dollar budget and hes just making fun of the idiots that funded him
those piano bits are the same ones that were in the zerg cutscenes in starcraft
sounds like bw zerg music
lol the 4th wall poster
now watch me whip
yamakan is a genius
mom lost my summer kimono
thanks toon that was fun
toon whats this nigger shit
miss this golden age of narcissa streams
is he still streaming
toon this stuff is disgusting and not good for you man
*joins the newbie server*
toon has a youtube playlist called "math"
toon open up the gamergate playlist
its statistically unlikely that im the only gay guy on 162
were all gay
im not gay
toon is a gamergod..
toon we need to talk v_v
tin has sex with hookers
atira and avilo go live at the same time
what do you think they are going to talk about…
oh no toon hes gonna break up with you!!
does anyone even proofread this shit?
toon looks like johnny sins
could you imagine coming down with a regular cold right now
im not good at imagining things
it's gay you know who he is
its gay that you know its gay
throats feeling really scratchy and sore when i swallow
what is relatively tall
5'8 is fine right
ive been waking up with a sore dry throat but i think it has something to do with getting blacked out drunk and then not drinking any water for 10 hours while im asleep
can the good hygiene and grooming also be relative
good in bed huh
havent had an erection that lasted more than 2 minutes for about a year now
what happened to your dong, bro
he doesnt cardio
everything changed when i got into pops
think ill do rows and ohp tonight
been doing squats throughout the day
im up to 70 so far
think ill eat 4000 calories tonight
youre gonna get huge bro
nah theyre just bodyweight squats
do you go all the way down like you are supposed to
lost weight in quarantine im going full twig mode
yeah i go until my ass touches the carpet
almost all of the points on the left could be summed up with one point like they did on the right
*does 100 terrible form quarter rom push ups*
i could beat any of you in a push up contest
i lost 20 lbs pretty quick on the Q but ive plateaued from there gotta start fasting and doing thousands of burpees to get rid of the next 5
any other cels here
no we fuck every day
you lost 20 pounds? wtf bro
incels turned volcels or reformedcels as we call them
my dick doesnt work my dick doesnt work my dick doesnt work
heard my roommate masturbating a couple weeks ago and my cel rage boiled over and i barged in and shoved it in her now shes my quarantine whore and i take her how i want and when i want
are you on medication?
not really that was just the gist of like 20 different stories from /r/rapekink
used to know someone that lived in mikonos
i heard you liked .rar files so i put .rar files in your .rar files
hope it gets a good documentary
yeah im reading mtg primers all day what about it
Police are determining how he obtained guns without a possession and acquisition licence.
wtf they have strict gun laws and criminals can still get guns wtf????????????
god will protect him
mike pence gives me serious pedovore vibes
and thats a good thing
fuck off tossshit stop forcing yourself
that shooting happened on the 18th-19th this is the first i'm hearing about it
toot check reports
that first image is famous amongst #awarebros
gee it's too bad none of those 22 people he killed had the means to defend themselves!
beerboy is a staunch defender of the 2nd
*gets drunk and plays with a gun*
pretty crazy that his gf who enraged him in the first place got away after being tied up
god damn what a survivor
*removes magazine* heh guess its empty
got the key can you unlock it
feel sorry for the canadianbros here who arent allowed to own firearms
haha yeah empty see? *points it and your head and pulls the trigger*
whaaa? i took the bullet sleeve out how come it blew your brains out????
we can its just a long process
hate long processes
just gotta walk to a gunshow to acquire a gun
funnily enough the only black person i know is also the only person i know who owns a gun
got your gunshow right here B)
pretty much everyone i know has a concealed carry license
guns scare me i dont wanna get shot !
hmm luckily i went to the store earlier and bought some cherry cokes and a twix bar
avoid people who dont follow proper firearm safety protocols
if you see someone lacking trigger discipline you gotta magdump them immediately for the safety of everyone around. just remember "i feared for my life. i was convinced that i and other bystanders would die if i did not act with lethal force in self defense"
love justifying murder
its raining its pouring~
that is some high level patreon tier stuff
are these the new onlyfans uploads that people paid $20 for?
i thought onlyfans meant they were having sex with fans at first
to whom am i speaking?
yer a nigger, 'arry
yep, this is why canada has so many mass shootings!
canada doesnt have mass anything it has the population of a city
isnt livibees stream image not being a howa
dont her fans see this as at odds with that and get mad like knets
whats a howa
get a load of this guy
shes getting slowly turned out
what does that mean
is livibee 23?
those livibee pics were on her $50 tier people paid $50 for them
it's when a pimp grooms a girl often with drugs into eventually becoming one of his prostitutes. i used it to mean getting turned into a slut (this isnt grooming livibee is 28)
*sips cherry coke*
and the "out" means out on the streets (working)
is it good
bros come to the backyard we're doing burpees
the tart sweet cherry flavor with the sour of the carbolic acid is a nice flavor profile
alright bros who wants to play some cod warzone!
cherry coke and twix a match made in heaven
i hate chocolate & different fruit flavor profiles
add that to the dossier
what valorant like
i just watched it for 10 seconds and it looked like counterstrike with overwatch graphics
ugh etterna isnt starting up
are there vehicles in warzone?
im soooo close to being able to suck my own dick
just the tip of it but itd still be something…a little more stretching maybe
always let your steak warm to room temp before cooking
orc shit dont click
i cant focus
what tipped you off
cant believe i just watched a gamer girl for 45 minutes until she revealed she had a boyfriend
helicopter and various types of cars
i have an idea thats cringe but might still be worth trying in these trying times
we do a comm oprahs book club but with games. we all play the same game simultaneously and then switch to a new game that won a vote after a while. havent put a lot of thought into what games. platformers or touhous would be ok. 1 megaman each week.
if anyone wants to i mean
im a gamer i game
linux games only please
i'm running my tractor with OSX
i can try to beat megaman zero again
lets play rhythm games
my brain in the back at 1:30am
etterna has a linux source
kbuild is gay but the alternative is probably a lot worse
just went outside on the balcony and stared around
i'd try one i dont know about ones you play with a mouse & keyboard. the games should be piratable, emulatable, or free
what floor u on bro!
im down to play if the games are small
my disk space is valuable
its 4 keys so its easy to get into and the timing window isnt very strict
bro we bought another 1tb ssd for the lockdown and are installing all types of shit on it!
he looks less human than data
i'm seconding this. i dont want to do some weird maybe flash game that might be a stinker for the first one.
what the hell someone just pretended to be me
we pretend here
just hopped on warzone whos joining me!
are you in the shit?
whats it like to be good at something
you forget you are good at it and start to think you are bad at it
it sucks because theres always someone better
we never stopped believing
whats your id bro
how many views u think this would have if it was an ugly black girl
women do not remain thin in the midwest
imagine her getting the bbc in that tractor
dont have enough discipline to be a farmer
dont pretend to be me!
but also he can add me..
that guys face angers me
i want more oneyplays worms
why dont they make glasses out of stainless steel or aluminum
steel is sharp
my dad insisted on buying custom made frames from solid gold
please mlady just one crumb of pussy tis all i ask
then he found out he cant wear them because they make his skin break out
that was the point at which mom freaked
you live in a sitcom
I own a store that buys and sells pop culture.
thought gold was hypoallergenic
he paid for solid gold and got a knock off
dad buys solid gold rims but when i ask him for new iphone he fakes heart problem and makes chair wobble
he say ohh son why you do this me
found a giant zit on my side
the kind that really hurts when you touch it but when it pops you can feel it deflate as it spurts out all the ooze
ahh bet that feels nice
thought about what i would want in a friend again and came to the conclusion it wouldnt be probable for them to exist
wahts most important thing ?
he needs to be a neet introvert virgin incel with a liking for redpills
still no friends on twitch tv :(
who just sits around thinking about what they want in a friend thats crazy boderline personality girl type behavior
lately ive been drinking 7 cups of tea a day !
i was trying to think why i feel the need for friends so i thought if i really want it
the idea friend would come over to entertain me upon request while i sit in silence then leave when ive got my fill of social time
need some friends :/
im not equipped for friendship
hate tuesdays its dsp's day off :\
this is why you dont have friends
even if someone gave me attention i would distance myself and avoid them
isn't he about to get chapter 7?
remember all the girls that wanted to have sex with my in high school but i was too cynical to believe they werent messing with me and too scared of germs i would leave quickly when they kissed me
2 girls gave me their numbers in high school out of pity i guess and i sperg chortled at them and walked away
i had multiple girls just randomly walk up to me and hug me and tell me they liked me and 2 even kissed me on the cheek i didnt know how to react so i just left embarrassed and i still think about all of it to this day
its a new week on wow bros what are we doing tonight!
they were making bets with eachother
lets bang out a 15 and get it over with bro
not sure what im doing tonight!
my warlock isnt geared enough for that
pour some alcohol in the cup!
just did, poured a biig glass haha
dump it down the sink and lift some weights instead
can you guys sort of carry me in m+…. i dont have experience on it as a warlock…. id be happy with even like a +9….. im 450 ilvl but cant handle group finder rejection anymore
*cracks a diet gingerale*
no pwoblem bwo ill even send you some gold and let you ride bitch on my mount
geeze we got guys progging mythic nzoth and i cant even get in a +10!
actually we're pushing 2400 rating in 2s!
i dont need gold i have an okay amount…. i just need a wowcomm….
should i try this
i have heard nothing but terrible things about benadryl trips
imagine being addicted
cant wait to take a shit tonight
we're morning shitters here
are we playing etterna?
i play about 30 minutes everyday
i hope to have my shits at night because they hit my butt nerve and cause low blood pressure and dizziness
i dont know how to organize the game club or how to pick a game to play
pick wow then carry me give me gear
apparently i get to keep my edu email even after i graduate!
FtMtF Transition & Detransition Timeline
mine got changed to like alumni.edu or something
time for that half price amazon prime!
can i come to your graduation
what does that mean
coronavirus cancelled graduation ceremonies
my body doesnt want to lift weights but im gonna make it
anyone wanna become a sexpat with me and travel the world?
wtf you guys were high school chads…
my body doesnt want to drink but im gonna make it
i was prom king junior year they had one for each grade
went to prom but wish i hadn't
wait no it was homecoming king not prom sorry
that guys probably really good looking…
we have charming smiles here
she doesnt even piss herself wtf…
wheres the current even connected, her hands?
EVERYONE knows im gay
i never smiled
i dont know that you could be faking
go to 1:14
the girls are addicted to gaijin penis
i used to be kinda handsome not really handsome but now im balding and hunchbacked
honestly dont feel comfortable here anymore knowing u guys are all former chads
this is a chadcomm deal with it nerd
cels are a vocal minority here we’re basically pussy magnets
all the chad posts are just gleepy and toon we are incels here
u guys would have beat me up in hs
you got beat up in hs?
a bunch of kids i went to high school with are famous now its weird
toons lips kissed pips
tiktok famous or brad pitt famous
ive had gay thoughts about toon
not quite brad pitt famous but close
went to the same high school as ryan gosling and some guy who played for the raptors for a bit
wish gleepy was my dad so he could give me the s*x talk…
now everyones gonna dox you >___<
trannies think they're the norm but in reality they're mentally ill freaks
one of the astronauts who died on the columbia shuttle went to my hs
thats not nice theyre just tring to live their lives
yes i've knows at least 4 trannies irl
they're trying to live their lives by controlling everyone else all because they're narcissists
non trans do that too its just a part of being human
love being human
no longer human only cel
no its part of being a mentally ill freak
monk out become monkcel
i wanna wipe livibees ass after she takes a messy taco night shit
trannies dabbed all over cross-dressers and drag queens by outgirling them overnight. any that havent transitioned themselves must be seething
that is pretty gay
is it true are we gay tranny chads
you know what's fascinating?
the thought that at some point, IU has been sitting in a very important business meeting with a whole board of multimillionaires and suddenly felt the need to excuse herself to the restroom. it's fascinating to me to think that a girl that's so groomed, so pampered… a woman whose entire livelihood is built around her looks and image squats down on the toilet like the rest of us and squeezes out a fat turd. or maybe not even a turd, maybe her shit is like beef stroganoff with a mixture of solid and liquid whirled together. maybe she's a person who just drops single logs; compacted by hours of constipation as she sits helplessly applying layers of make up. what good does all that make up do to your face as she grimaces and her face goes beet red and her asshole protracts squirting out yesterdays kimchi. sometimes when i lay a big log down, i'm usually proud if it's a foot or longer in length and take a picture to document it. i wonder if IU feels the same pride as myself as she looks behind her at the gigantic turd she has unleashed? perhaps she feels shame..
i wonder how her bodyguards feel, her managers and assistants as they sit outside the bathroom listening to the sounds of her ass vibrating off the porcelain tiles. how about the person who enters the bathroom after IU? such luck to be able to waft in the stench of IU's colon. i'd like to say i'm a well composed man, but i don't think i would be able to resist the temptation of licking those race streaks off the sides of the toilet. you don't get those opportunities that often, and to think how my body would shiver in ecstasy as i feel her buttpaste on my tongue. even licking the toilet paper knowing that IU touched it before washing her hands would feel like heaven.
should i read that
cant believe the astros cheated bros
everyone flexes the rules its only cheating if you get caught
out of all the trannies ive met only one wasnt bat shit crazy but i can sympathize with their plight
i like those liveleak videos where favela bros beat trannies to death
i dont care i dont care i dont care
is that what you want?
i think installing a dedicated camera that is zoomed into the catchers hands and is only hooked up to a monitor on the wall inside the locker room right next to the entrance to the dugout was where they went wrong
Liveleak isn’t the sort of site where you just happen upon something horrific; horrific videos are what its users, dedicated or casual, come there to see.
they have funny videos too
i cant watch his videos hes too revolting
he shows you how he cooks tho
we don't eat shellfish
why is the camera quality on my phone so shit i took a great picture of my
ghetti siponese and it gave me this awful picture!
thats penne rigate
you need better lighting and to focus the camera
thats not ghetti
why would you even use that type of pasta for that? is that a meme?
every pasta is spaghetti to me
you cook with what you got
penne is too small for thick creamy sauces to get up in it
you guys know a lot about cooking
we're in a fucking pandemic sorry he doesn't have fucking spaghetti
pastas are shapes for a reasons the pairings are extremely important. fettucine alfredo comes on those long flat noodles so the sauce sticks to the flat surgace
bro if i had a soy wojak right now
pasta is fucking disgusting in all forms
penne really is the worst tho
*linguine or rigatoni
idk what else i could use i have those shells and then the twisty ones
you shouldve used that fusilli you fool
macaroni shells and cheese is a good combo
mom released the bedneet
i like elbow macaroni for that myself
that disgusting old cow claire made a pasta alg 5 days ago if any of you freaks care
i definitely do not
keep that same energy
you guys are pasta elitists
cant eat pasta too many carbs
who wants to get facefucked on tf2
i don't like that word
the right pasta can make or break your dish
THROUGH THE FIRE AND FLAMES 165% SPEED FIRST EVER 100% FC!!!!! [World Record Speed]
i just had an idea for a new pasta
do girls like touching boobs with other girls
hmm the art looks cute dont know if i care about yuri tho
post the exhentai link tooner
royal tenenbaums y/n?
this is a yuri comm
hate yuri because it depicts foids as loving and gentle when in reality theyre spiteful and wicked
what is gay yuri called?
whats a foid again
no i worded that wrong. what is girl on girl gay yuri called?
can you repeat the question
nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger
ok well theres yaoi and shota for boys
and theres yuri and loli for girls
what is the boy yuri called?
what is the girl yaoi called
niggardly is a real word look it up
im not going downstairs to get my fucking dictionary
paper dictionaries are cool
funk and wagnalls > merriam webster
the big ones i've never owned are cool. the super thick tiny paperback ones suck
uhhh i think you might be thinking of fujoshi? dunno what a guy who likes yuri is called maybe just a pervert
funk is an encyclopedia you dolt
Funk & Wagnalls was an American publisher known for its reference works, including A Standard Dictionary of the English Language (1st ed. 1893–5), and the Funk & Wagnalls Standard Encyclopedia (25 volumes, 1st ed. 1912).
"funk & wagnalls is a niggers encyclopedia"
-ceo of encyclopedia britannica
yeah lets argue about dictionaries thats cool
so you must've meant they were
better but aren't anymore because they don't exist>>959357
I TURNED MYSELF INTO A VOLUME OF AN ENCYCLOPEDIA
the big dictionary beef is between the oxford one and webster
i now regret calling dictionaries cool
which is why bong spellings persist
dictionaries are the new pops
1895 funk and wagnalls grail
you guys know all the 2 letter words?
i will impress girls with my great feats
i will impress girls with my great feets
i'd want first dictionary to have the slave version of nigger
love twin doriru hair
i can tell you cooking times for all those pastas
*flips to the page with penis and underlines it*
what should i do with egg noodles
just taste one every few minutes
*sways into thread*
lookin' good ladies
love the dark circles under eyes
after a point you dont even need to taste, you can tell from the resistance you feel when knocking them around as you stir
how many of the sports hall of fames even mean anything
feel like the baseball hof is way harder to get into than baketball or football
they cook fast. i like butter until they aren't dry which is a lot sorta and pepper. some grated parm
you should stop there
i personally also like to add a few drops of worstershire sauce into the buttered noodles. thats my weirdest food thing
i thought that was just the perception because of peter rose but you are correct https://www.forbes.com/sites/filipbondy/2018/02/06/ranking-the-sports-halls-of-fame-by-their-selection-standards/#497d5b2d26b7
baseball hall of fame is like getting into skull & bones
this persons life is a complete mess
because im a pasta whisperer
chipper jones was my favorite baseball player as a kid dont even live anywhere near atlanta dunno why i liked the braves i guess i thought they looked cool
i liked bonds and sosa those fuckin roided up monkeys
loved sosas little hop he did after he cranked one
he must be lying for clicks
daniel wouldnt lie
the new xcom game is really chintzy
sounds like a jew word are you jewish
bitch i might be
i sweated a bunch today and should shower but im going to bed instead. maybe ill try a morning shower for the first time in like fifteen years
chintz is an indian textile that was extremely beautiful with lots of craftsmanship, beautiful designs on the fabric. shit was unmatched. then as england started raping india harder and harder pumping chintz out of them they started making it fast and shitty. soon chintz became a synonym for something garish or tacky. think adrianna's clothes
daniel is such a normgroid he cant even spend 3 minutes without seguing into humblebrags about his gfs
i wouldnt use jew words unless describing them and im mad because of your prejudging
*slides a daniel into the thread*
you guys are basically dumb nasty women with all this reality tv garbage you love
the danish girl arc was good
i used to watch reality tv with my sister
WHOS READY TO HOP ON WARZONE
i take for granted that the base of all reality shows regardless of theme is keeping the retarded contestants locked in a house with no phone tv or internet for 3 months so that they go nuts and act like bigger retards and fight with each other
has there been a rape on a reality tv show yet
think a girl got raped on survivor at least once
there are tons of podcasts where women just summarize what happened in the latest episode of some reality show you have never heard and apparently they are incredibly successful
i think i remember something about a big brother someone maybe sexing someone sleeping
watched the video
daniel got a blow job from a japanese guy
what does a breakup feel like?
gleepy told me the only thing permanent about true love is the pain you feel when its gone
no it wouldnt happen survivor the producers and the cameraman are constantly babysitting them so that they don't die. the network couldnt afford risking it
i never said that
wonder what dsp was thinking when he spent thousands on a wwe mobile game
putting himself over lol
dont get these posts
well he probably got addicted and that's where those gacha games make the most money
so are all the virtual tubers under 1 company?
the person who wins the wrestling match is getting put over. putting guys over is how you give them a push
if it’s not a hard drug you can’t get addicted to it
some people love their pixels bwo
damn the voice acting got lazy huh
those are canadians
sp hasnt been worth watching since like 2008
did you see that documentary about how they make each episode in 7 days? thats why i'm guessing
the new episodes aren't as good storywise, they mostly rely on using really current events. which can be funny
this vid is retarded
is that the guy that got impaled in france