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what is this place? i just googled my twitch username and im linked all over WHAT IS IT and wHY


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this is a starcraft and starcraft esports discussion website





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based nerman


dumbest person i've ever seen use niggardly


BR's fricking love jeezoo


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lets start this one off with some good posts


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rare pops


amerimutts are like a parody of themselves


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you guys gotta stop being so niggardly!


not looking forward to the rent situation this month


whats the rent sitch


someone isnt living with us this month so the rent is gonna be higher


Shoutout to people with mental illnesses who are still studying and working even though it’s incredibly difficult.

Shoutout to people with mental illnesses who can’t work or study, there’s nothing shameful about your situation.


what kind of faggot landlord does that for a person for 1 month? you cant let them know whats going on


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that isnt how that works


well im sure the landlord doesnt know
he was just like gonna stay with my parents for a bit but never told us how long he was staying with them


skip out and come live with me


you could ask for some covid relief


tell him to pay his share or be kicked out


you guys getting last of us 2? it's gonna be game of the year


its either hes gonna pay or we split his rent with whos living in the house currently or else im not paying rent




see thats the problem we cant kick him out on short notice like this


my psychiatrist will compliment no matter what i tell her i did. saying how brave i was to get fast food or clean the litter box


is she cute


i think you have a chance with her


well yea
psychiatrist is a meme profession


you can make him disappear in another way



accuse him of rape file a police report and everything


i'd physically have sex with her even though she is overweight and i'm not attracted to her. if i was drunk i could kiss her


let him know that if he doesnt pay you gotta start looking for someone to take his place because no one can afford to pay his share


punters/kickers seem to do a lot of media stuff
wonder if the teams make them do it or if its just cause they want some attention


well yea i mean do you want to interview a running back and ask a question and get mub da mo bidda te dat tum muhfugen bix nood cof bin dub ho muhfugga as a response?



isnt that just tresspassing


dangerously redpilled maneuver


feel a shit coming on…



evictions really mess up your credit score its probably why she ended up leaving right before


it's something "entertaining" that they can make the celebs and people doing the segment participate in


you think that crazy bitch cares about a credit score?


lol all the internet tough guys saying theyd kill her in the comments
reminds me of some of you :)


this one was good too


i need a gf


do any gfs need you


i hope you guys get gf's


im unlovable


we know


hmm ive only had 500 calories today and its 3 hours until drinking time


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im at 3250 and i just broke out the cookies!


my falco clean


ill die alone


so whaaaaaaaaaaaaaat


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black stripe yellow paint


green and purple green and purple green and purple


think im gonno alternate between epic lung buster hashish rips and nitrous inhales until i pass out


good night friends


i guess if thats how you want to live your life


sum1 stream tfw no gf


never done nitrous before


my bicep hurts from yoyoing too much


stream some 'yo for us


wonder if theres any good pop streams





shes about to get tested


is it the test where they put that big long stick down the nose cuz i cant watch that shit


yep she just did it






i have a few moles on my back :/


got beauty marks all over




how is she getting her test back in an hour wtf


cuz shes white


her last name is gonzales


either that or its a ploy for pity followers/subs/donors


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good night


*does a lil ambient jig*


its not even midnight yet bro!


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wish i was a mangaka's assistant


one time i did nothing but drink soda and eat junk food for a week and my semen tasted absolutely foul


anyone else not able to cum from blowjobs


beans potatoes chicken and milk

hello? tasty department?


been jerking off reclining for so many years i dont think i'd be able to finish standing up but its not like ill ever know anyway


love a good reclining jo


yeah just not enough stroking stimulation in a beej


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for me its either on my side in bed or leaning way back in my chair



for me its portugal


the swedish one is a tranny from norway lol


feel trapped


i dont think its even the q my brain has just morphed into a demon that im trapped inside


ugh got the jable banner gonna hide


torture prison body


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the preacher says the devils in my head so i gotta free him
covered in blood
sniffing the drugs
nothing to love
i just wanna die but theres nothing below and nothing above


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stupid ass kid has it all and takes it for granted


pretty hot


god id give anything for a horny twin sis that loved me



yea im thinkin our guy is back


wake up!!!



cant watch vtubers



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need a shawl



were not filling out your 4norm capcha


per month



is she actually upset or is this one of those overacting joking things they do i cant tell this time
also whats it over


apparently youtube demonetized her mid stream


all i do is simp simp simp no matter what


all i do is sip sip sip no matter what


yikes @ her voice


took a gamble on the almost full piss jug and got lucky this time


trans rights




i wonder how big paulie's dick is


love this halfgook


might fake my own death


i ate some beans and i just want more


they make you fart…


beans beans the magical fruit the more you eat the more you TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT


oops its musical


is this true?



i have never
been this bored


this is that one vtuber


just 20 more minutes bro were gonna pour a drink and start gaming!




get ya dick slit


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weve spent over 11 hours since we woke up waiting for this time of the night


ugh vtubers are becoming normie shit






never drank alcohol whats it like


its like WOOHOO then ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


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i have to sip i have to sip i have to sip i have to sip i have to sip i have to sip i have to sip


just shit on a diamond 1 top laner leaguebros B)


is diamond 1 the highest or is 5


feels like total shite and makes you incapable of doing anything effectively


d1 is better than d4 (they got rid of 5 for unknown reasons) and diamond in league is top 1% or something not like blizzard diamond



he just said hes the top laner obviously its the best


love league


how about we play rocket league


get the urge to play wow
log in
do one quest
change my mog
log out


we gotta conquest cap!


they always were normy


is this true?



whats the best way to get conquest cap
can i just play rated bgs and not care about my rating
will that have a long term negative impact


the norms loved kizuna ai


rbgs and 2s



quickest is just doing arena its like 50 conq a win when youre a week behind at least


in 3v3 i think its 35 a win in 2v2



vtuber fans: fat niggercattle
as expected


youre always so concerned with other people
its pathetic honestly


i have 0 conquest and 0 pvp experience and just want gear handouts because im stuck at 450 ilvl and have 0 raider io and no guild


and i play warlock so getting into pug m+ is impossible and im not high enough for heroic raid pugs >.<


i used to play warlock


finally its time to sip!


what spec are you playing?


so join a guild?


i like affliction but i put up better numbers with destro so ive been playing that…. been doin aff for visions though because i found it a lot easier…. i dont know how to join a guild that actually does stuff and isnt one of the mass-invite guilds…. i dont really have an impressive wow resume to present to a guild because ive always just played by myself and pugged things


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gonna puff on this joint tbqf


you dont need a resume to join a heroic guild



do i just say looking for guild in trade chat or what? im on illidan so its a living server at least


join bbs guild




just go to your server and find a guild thats full clearing heroic or a couple bosses into mythic


oh wow ok thanks bwo


holy shit bro im on illidan too

lets do some 2v2!


i wouldnt want to disappoint you also im going to bed now youve given me a lot to ponder


cmon bro just one game :)


illidan is for niggers! join me on tich


im on alliance on tich too!


ugh wow


why arent you concerned? :)


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turn on war mode and meet me here on illidan in org


whats your rarest mount bro!


wow more like zzzz


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probably the brewfest ram it was only available during the first year of brewfest in 2007


holy shit!


*hops off wow*
*hops on rocket league*


hopper no hopping


sobriety is real boring stuff bros


i have the brewfest ram that ain't rare


wish i had rocket league…


i dont it looks gay


we told you to stock up!


hate being told what to do


get a free dick rating and an unreleased video if you subscribe to my 🥰💚 onlyfans!


might start an onlyfans


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starting bid $500,000


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ugh two people already paid livibee $20 for one picture and its probably shit


how easy would it be to fake an account with a bunch of pictures of the same whore that upload a set every week?


i think you have to take a picture of your id and a picture of you holding your id to get verified


and you'd need to give info to get paid




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its been an hour into sippy time and im already drunk!


slow down…


i like to take the "blast and cruise" approach to drinking


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too much gherkins





grow up




not sure if i should do burgers chili or bolognese sauce with the ground beef i got




or cottage pie…



im important


satanic af


aliens scare me


aliens are gay


imagine having sex with an alien!
make first contact and then just rape it!!!


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blatant pedophilia


Jul 23 - Aug 22

Love Life: Take your annoying boyfriend to the safari park and kick him out in the lion area.

Lucky Item: Rental Car

Lucky Spot: Fuji Safari Park

anyone got a horoscope request?


you ever fuck with shephard's pie?


i forgot my horoscope sign


oh gosh


wheres the rest


shephard's pie is actually made with lamb
what you're thinking of is cottage pie


thats why i wrote cottage pie bro im using ground beef!


no i'm thinking about my play on the shephard's pie


can you actually buy lamb meat at a grocery store


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think i might be 'tisitic bros


we go out of our way to be as disruptive here


every many should have the pleasure of growing something with his own hands


i found a tin post randomly while looking for something in the archive



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reeki come back


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theres a 10 hour miniseries about michael jordan on espn that just came out thats p good so far. i torrented it, 1 episode in so far


p good more like p cringe


dear toot forgive me for i have skipped


we're skippers here




ladies first


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popped a bone
sauce me up homeskillet


can one of you weebs remind me what show this song is from




wo what is the true autistic self supposed to be then?


its jacking off to my little pony




wish i had a mmo to zog to


good morning nerds and nerdettes :)


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got yelled at by some dumb girl in my cs match and she was bottom fragging by the end



replaying dmc3 and i keep getting wiped by the brothers



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what jav should i orc to





the internet never stopped being for losers
even the “normies” on the internet are losers



is there japanese JAV that somehow gets out uncensored or is it only stuff like caribbeancom where they leave japan to film it?


you can get uncensor anything you wany


you mean they release uncensored versions of all javs? or are you talking about the shitty neural net "uncensoring" programs


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you guys don't have depixellators?


any starcrafters wanna do customs


my fellow orcs



this is blatant satanism


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anyone wanna watch some tales from the crypt in a bit? :>


where do i get a free JAVplayer?


how about a jav playa and it's a black guy that watches jav


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the archetypal padghoul




some episodes had boobs i think



you guys see frank yang’s channel recently
he get barely any views these days what happened


i think i'm gonna give in and buy modern warfare…


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tiddies in the first episode


warzone is free2play


dude dont post that shit here


what you dont like tiddies?




i remember fapping to hbo showtime cinemax softcore stuff. you'd wait for a few hours for 30 seconds of boobs and you needed to time your fap perfectly


what do you like…


got mad chills




its dick sucking time


sports animes suck balls


i had a lot of fun playing the generic cod multiplayer over the free weekend


good news everyone!


3d guns got good


feeling tired gay sad


all fagged out




haha jeff is bobby


new avgn


today has been ok so far



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80% of a gun isn't a gun!


youre never getting one gleep


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me on the left


gleep the eternal toddler





i dont know what to tell you man


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i know a place i can get them


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When you are a Wood Elf & the Half-Orcs, Goblinmen, Trolls, Southrons, Easterlings & Orcs of Saruman & Sauron have turned your once vast Forest into an agricultural & concrete desert….

Plant trees, or at least don't sabotage Mother Earth's attempts to do so. Help her Heal.


varg is the tom bombadilfag


When you are a murderer and the non-murderers lock you up.


shut the fuck up vikang


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reminder of what varg destroyed


looks like a chineseass temple


shouldve locked up that nigger for 20 more years


viking longhouse + church


our prison system is fucked but so is how lenient yurop can be with short sentences, paroling murder in 10 years, 21 year cap on max prison sentences like breivdawgs


shut your gay ass up


yeah but look at the results


imagine varg having sex with his autistic wife


angry foreskinlets


pedro lopez arguably the worst serial killer ever got 16 years for 110 murders and was released
scroll down to paragraph: Captured in Ecuador


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Lopez was declared insane and, in 1995, institutionalized in a psychiatric facility.

In February 1998, he was declared sane and released under $50 bail with additional stipulations.

"yeah bro you cool you can go now "


Okay to preface this, I love my boyfriend and he is a super sweet, nice, smart guy that I feel lucky to have but his behavior lately is freaking me out and makes me worried for the future.

My boyfriend loves movies, especially mob movies. He has all of the Sopranos DVDs at his place and I'm pretty sure he still watches them that way. That's fine, obviously you can watch and enjoy whatever you want. But last week he saw "The Irishman" with some friends and since then he will NOT stop talking in like a fake stereotypical mobster accent. We were in an uber the night after going out to dinner and admittedly the driver was going a little fast but my boyfriend kept muttering things like "Who's this fucking guy, huh? Dale Earnhardt Jr over here" and shouting "HO!" as we took corners. He would NOT shut up and even gave the driver a one-star review saying it was about "respect."

Everyone has their quirks, I get it, and they can be what makes someone special. At first it was even kind of cute / funny but I just can't really understand this shift all of a sudden. It's been a week and he continues to make asides in this voice and when he gets drunk he speaks in made up Italian. Like we were having desert at my sister's and he came up to me and said "Hey, ma, I gotta get home and hit the drippini." I'm the DD (I don't drink) so I asked him why he wants to leave and what a drippini is ??? His response was "Ya know, like a shower." Drippini is NOT a word! In ANY language! He also never called me "ma" before ever and now he does it almost all the time. I feel crazy, like is this going to be a permanent feature of his personality now?

I know this sounds incredibly stupid compared to some of other serious issues on here but I am just really nervous about what this means about his personality / mental health. He really is a sweet loving guy with a wonderful family and we have a lot in common but just like, I don't even know how to begin to approach this. I want to tell him off and be like why do you keep doing this voice can you please stop. We don't live together so thankfully it's not a constant thing but like, what if we did and it was?? Is this the kind of thing you just deal with when its someone you love?

EDIT: I just want to add that he's NOT italian at all either so im also worried people will get offended when we're out or something


cool story bro


thanks for the late response fucker


holy smokes an interview with mark rosewater himself!


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what a god




love a good drippini


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france are such faggots. found this old story looking for a picture of vargwife:
.22 caliber rifles, the threats were normal vargtweets…

and the reason they've had him under surveillance for years is the dumbest fake bullshit ever:
"Breivik sending a copy of a manifesto setting out his ideology to Vikernes, an official at the prosecutor’s office said. “That was at the origin of the investigation …"



the state are the biggest gangsters they push down on anyone who even might be a dissident


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die smoothbrain


if they could theyd just kill varg on the spot
but they have to seem fair


Interior Minister Manuel Valls conceded that they had as yet identified "no target, no plan", but intelligence chiefs had decided it was important "to act before and not afterwards".


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love the racist retards that think the state is holding them back when in a stateless society they'd be the first to get gutted alive


name one person that isnt racist


grow up poster



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steep alg


damn didnt know farming looks this cyberpunk


i sneed to rape an american bitch


i did because i watched this charmingly witty vice piece


he double posted!


this technically was chromes fault not mine the link for the varg video was what popped up and what i copied when i wasnt on the varg video


this week was crazy but im done now and can chillax B-)


you're such a sperg


we live in a disposable society


what a nigger thats a beautiful building


one of my favorites


damn i went to bed and you guys talked about wow a bunch…. oh well, time for assaults!


could go for some orange juice right about now


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have a healthful fiberful orange instead



hahahHaHA im elon musk i bring the sexy back wooo im so cool *smokes weed on jre*


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why wont the SEC bring him to justice?


I really can't stand to look at /jp/ lately. It seems like everything has gotten so much worse recently. I'm slowly starting to realize that running the site was all that was keeping me going. Without it I've lost my reason to sleep and wake at regular times, and what sleep I struggle to get isn't very restful so I'm constantly tired. This is the exact opposite of what I expected to happen by handing over the site. I expected a weight to be taken off my shoulders. But now I'm constantly worrying about how slow things have gotten, how NOThing really gets changed, and how NOThing new is ever added. It makes me sad because the site seems neglected. Even the new owner doesn't post on the main portion of the site. I was able to complete one banner and even then it was never added which just makes me feel even worse. Renewing the domain that one night made me feel useful again. It instantly lifted my spirits, but the next day I woke up feeling the same as the previous day.

I really like the addition of the text board because it reminds me of some of the best years in my life. If only I could bring everything back, or at least the emotions I felt during those years. Instead it seems NOThing I do is going to help much. For the last ten years or so I would have considered myself happy but before that things were bad. I hope it won't be aNOTher unknown length of years before I can start to feel better again.

At this point I lack motivation to do anything more than watch anime opening and ending themes on YouTube all day and fantasize about actually watching them. NOT in a long time have I felt like this and although it's somewhat comforting to feel such a nostalgic emotion, I dislike it because I can so vividly remember how happy I felt just a year ago. I've mostly lost my appetite at this point and of course I've lost all desire to visit any stores. I think about how just a few weeks ago I wanted to visit a bakery and I feel like crying. This is entirely in line with how things were before.

I don't know who will read this or when, but just know that you guys have helped me out in more ways than you could ever imagine. I hope the best for the site and everyone on it. I'll pop back in every now and again. I love you guys, and I mean it.


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just woke up from a nap
wish i could nap all day


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ewon is a joke




what drugs are you on





this netflix show is dope


which one


akari poster hates me


what did you dooo





who is akari?


ah yes good old bill


i could go for a nap


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i don't hate anyone!


i suffer from a personality disorder


i suffer from the gay sex syndrome


we have some issues


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what a fucking joke can this dude drop dead already


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i never decide to lie down and take a nap or to go to sleep and then go do it.
i keep going until i start to pass out and my head is nodding 😴. then i somehow wake up in my bed with my shoes on


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just a lil adderall, caffeine, and albuterol today


thats the most coherent ive ever seen him


maybe i should omo to gooks today


first of all stop wearing shoes and start wearing boots

secondly stop wearing your boots around the house


ill never understand you americans walking around your home with shoes on
its just completely mind boggling to me


i called my crocs shoes


love crocs


die crocnorms


crocs are basically slippers
thats fine then


all my life decisions are sound


a bunch of baloney
simply malarkey


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whenever i read threads or texts or comics i go roll around on my bed while reading them on my phone or laptop and i usually end up dozing off


its only okay if he doesnt wear them outside


whos streaming today


no one im afraid


well yes of course


holy shit tooners a stimmed out maniac it all makes sense now


need to rehabilitate him…


its like aaron just fucking forgot all about us


we need to beat him severely


the locals are growing restless


feels good waking up at 3 in the afternoon!


tooner stream freddy for us


aaron probably has a girl tied up in the woods or something


hmm i dont think i have it downloaded but i guess i could..


how does it make sense? all he does is nap


do it do it do it


im gonna get drunk before the day begins


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hes insane
he probably sleeps so much from constantly crashing


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wtf 700 mb?
im not watching this trash
4k or bust, cuck


you sure? i guess i could play hiveswap friendsim instead :)


toon needs to link twitch to their account to show chat!


ive already seen all these movies


this thread is the chat!



its ok it will trickle down


so toons the obnoxious faggot that keeps posting sopranos screenshots?


a lot of americans have guns
they should start murdering these people


ugh day 13 of checking my trump bucks status and it says it can take up to 21 days!


fuck you toon you goddamn cuck
we got you now


why do you like repeating conversations?


i started watching it because of the guy that posts the screenshots…


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starting freddy got fingered at 3:55 PM EST (15 mins)





est he says


fuck i forgot to install valorant last night!


da soapwanows :DDD


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starting freddy got fingered NOW



wow toon nice horsefucker movie


that scene was demonic


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he really knows how to keep the plot moving


im american and think its totally fucked, most people i know dont wear shoes in their house (but not by a huge margin)




same, the only other americans ive ever met that wear shoes inside their house are filthy rednecks with disgusting houses


i dont get the appeal of this movie


i do


please tell me


its a parody of all the shitty 90s gross-out comedies where the mc just acts like a literal retard the whole time, eg adam sandler's entire career


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its supposed to be one of the worst movies of all time


should i turn the subtitles off?


so far im lovin it


yeah it ruins the comedy


think about the esl apes :/


the broken lizard guys perfected satire of 90's comedy


what kind of piece is this?


actually this movie is good and p funny


lmao love this scene




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and dumb snobby movieboy thinks hes too good for it


omo betty!


lets write our guy joe exotic a letter




this movie reminds me of how incredibly gay shit has become since this movie came out


faggot needs to die after the shit i heard




the chicken or the egg…




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many animals evolved to make eggs before birds even existed, and millions of years before the chicken.
the egg came first
i answered it guys


wtf gleep solved it


how could anyone dislike this movie


shoutout to gorilla glue for giving me the inspiration



Now it's just me and the cheapest handle I can find, body failing sooner than I expected. Liver is not happy at all, and I now have pancreas pain. It doesn't exactly heal.


waking up to my left arm and the left half of my face being completely numb is what got me to cut down


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holy shit gleepy actually is a genius


is this the end of act 1?


lmao this movie is amazing


the titular fingering of freddy…


this movie should be banned along with a bunch of other old problematic movies


got sumpin wrong with it






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wow shes actually ugly
can an ugly broad run a country?




dads making chicken curry for dinner…


are you gonna let him finger you


is kim actually dead


its funny because this retarded movie got a 14 million dollar budget and hes just making fun of the idiots that funded him


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beautiful scene


those piano bits are the same ones that were in the zerg cutscenes in starcraft


sounds like bw zerg music


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lol the 4th wall poster


now watch me whip






yamakan is a genius


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matt alt here,


mom lost my summer kimono


thanks toon that was fun



toon whats this nigger shit



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turt are you seeing this


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miss this golden age of narcissa streams


is he still streaming


toon this stuff is disgusting and not good for you man



*joins the newbie server*
heh >:)




toon has a youtube playlist called "math"


toon open up the gamergate playlist


its statistically unlikely that im the only gay guy on 162


were all gay


im not gay


thats gay


im gay too :3




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i'm not gay


toon is a gamergod..


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toon we need to talk v_v


tin has sex with hookers


is this true?


lets talk


atira and avilo go live at the same time
very suspicious


what do you think they are going to talk about…


oh no toon hes gonna break up with you!!


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does anyone even proofread this shit?


trynigs lmao


toon looks like johnny sins


could you imagine coming down with a regular cold right now


im not good at imagining things


it's gay you know who he is


its gay that you know its gay


throats feeling really scratchy and sore when i swallow


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what is relatively tall




5'8 is fine right


ive been waking up with a sore dry throat but i think it has something to do with getting blacked out drunk and then not drinking any water for 10 hours while im asleep




can the good hygiene and grooming also be relative


good in bed huh
havent had an erection that lasted more than 2 minutes for about a year now


what happened to your dong, bro


he doesnt cardio


everything changed when i got into pops


think ill do rows and ohp tonight


been doing squats throughout the day
im up to 70 so far


think ill eat 4000 calories tonight


maybe your ped


youre gonna get huge bro


nah theyre just bodyweight squats


do you go all the way down like you are supposed to


lost weight in quarantine im going full twig mode


yeah i go until my ass touches the carpet


almost all of the points on the left could be summed up with one point like they did on the right


*does 100 terrible form quarter rom push ups*
i could beat any of you in a push up contest


i lost 20 lbs pretty quick on the Q but ive plateaued from there gotta start fasting and doing thousands of burpees to get rid of the next 5


any other cels here


no we fuck every day


you lost 20 pounds? wtf bro


incels turned volcels or reformedcels as we call them


my dick doesnt work my dick doesnt work my dick doesnt work


heard my roommate masturbating a couple weeks ago and my cel rage boiled over and i barged in and shoved it in her now shes my quarantine whore and i take her how i want and when i want


are you on medication?





not really that was just the gist of like 20 different stories from /r/rapekink




used to know someone that lived in mikonos


i heard you liked .rar files so i put .rar files in your .rar files



hope it gets a good documentary



yeah im reading mtg primers all day what about it


holy shit!


Police are determining how he obtained guns without a possession and acquisition licence.[7][8]

wtf they have strict gun laws and criminals can still get guns wtf????????????



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god will protect him


mike pence gives me serious pedovore vibes


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and thats a good thing


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fuck off tossshit stop forcing yourself


that shooting happened on the 18th-19th this is the first i'm hearing about it


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toot check reports




that first image is famous amongst #awarebros


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gee it's too bad none of those 22 people he killed had the means to defend themselves!


beerboy is a staunch defender of the 2nd


*gets drunk and plays with a gun*


pretty crazy that his gf who enraged him in the first place got away after being tied up
god damn what a survivor


*removes magazine* heh guess its empty


got the key can you unlock it


feel sorry for the canadianbros here who arent allowed to own firearms


haha yeah empty see? *points it and your head and pulls the trigger*
whaaa? i took the bullet sleeve out how come it blew your brains out????


we can its just a long process


hate long processes


just gotta walk to a gunshow to acquire a gun


funnily enough the only black person i know is also the only person i know who owns a gun


got your gunshow right here B)


pretty much everyone i know has a concealed carry license


guns scare me i dont wanna get shot !


hmm luckily i went to the store earlier and bought some cherry cokes and a twix bar




avoid people who dont follow proper firearm safety protocols
if you see someone lacking trigger discipline you gotta magdump them immediately for the safety of everyone around. just remember "i feared for my life. i was convinced that i and other bystanders would die if i did not act with lethal force in self defense"


love justifying murder


its raining its pouring~




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that is some high level patreon tier stuff


are these the new onlyfans uploads that people paid $20 for?


i thought onlyfans meant they were having sex with fans at first


to whom am i speaking?


yer a nigger, 'arry


yep, this is why canada has so many mass shootings!


love canada


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blow it out yer ass


good news bwos he didn't do it


canada doesnt have mass anything it has the population of a city


isnt livibees stream image not being a howa
dont her fans see this as at odds with that and get mad like knets


whats a howa


get a load of this guy




shes getting slowly turned out


what does that mean


is livibee 23?




those livibee pics were on her $50 tier people paid $50 for them


it's when a pimp grooms a girl often with drugs into eventually becoming one of his prostitutes. i used it to mean getting turned into a slut (this isnt grooming livibee is 28)


*sips cherry coke*


and the "out" means out on the streets (working)


is it good


bros come to the backyard we're doing burpees


the tart sweet cherry flavor with the sour of the carbolic acid is a nice flavor profile


alright bros who wants to play some cod warzone!


cherry coke and twix a match made in heaven


i hate chocolate & different fruit flavor profiles


add that to the dossier


what valorant like




i just watched it for 10 seconds and it looked like counterstrike with overwatch graphics


ugh etterna isnt starting up


are there vehicles in warzone?


im soooo close to being able to suck my own dick
just the tip of it but itd still be something…a little more stretching maybe


thats gay



always let your steak warm to room temp before cooking



orc shit dont click


i cant focus


what tipped you off


cant believe i just watched a gamer girl for 45 minutes until she revealed she had a boyfriend


helicopter and various types of cars


i have an idea thats cringe but might still be worth trying in these trying times
we do a comm oprahs book club but with games. we all play the same game simultaneously and then switch to a new game that won a vote after a while. havent put a lot of thought into what games. platformers or touhous would be ok. 1 megaman each week.
if anyone wants to i mean


im a gamer i game


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linux games only please


i'm running my tractor with OSX


i can try to beat megaman zero again


lets play rhythm games


my brain in the back at 1:30am


etterna has a linux source


kbuild is gay but the alternative is probably a lot worse


just went outside on the balcony and stared around


i'd try one i dont know about ones you play with a mouse & keyboard. the games should be piratable, emulatable, or free



what floor u on bro!


the first!


penthouse livin


im down to play if the games are small
my disk space is valuable


its 4 keys so its easy to get into and the timing window isnt very strict


bro we bought another 1tb ssd for the lockdown and are installing all types of shit on it!


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he looks less human than data


i'm seconding this. i dont want to do some weird maybe flash game that might be a stinker for the first one.


what the hell someone just pretended to be me


we pretend here


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just hopped on warzone whos joining me!


are you in the shit?


whats it like to be good at something


you forget you are good at it and start to think you are bad at it


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it sucks because theres always someone better


michael didn't do it bwos bweak


we never stopped believing


whats your id bro



wish i had a farmer gf


how many views u think this would have if it was an ugly black girl


women do not remain thin in the midwest


imagine her getting the bbc in that tractor


dont have enough discipline to be a farmer



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dont pretend to be me!
but also he can add me..


new dunk



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that guys face angers me


i want more oneyplays worms


why dont they make glasses out of stainless steel or aluminum



steel is sharp


my dad insisted on buying custom made frames from solid gold




please mlady just one crumb of pussy tis all i ask


then he found out he cant wear them because they make his skin break out
that was the point at which mom freaked


you live in a sitcom


I own a store that buys and sells pop culture.


thought gold was hypoallergenic


he paid for solid gold and got a knock off



dad buys solid gold rims but when i ask him for new iphone he fakes heart problem and makes chair wobble
he say ohh son why you do this me




found a giant zit on my side
the kind that really hurts when you touch it but when it pops you can feel it deflate as it spurts out all the ooze


ahh bet that feels nice


classic tossQ


thought about what i would want in a friend again and came to the conclusion it wouldnt be probable for them to exist


wahts most important thing ?




i dont know


he needs to be a neet introvert virgin incel with a liking for redpills


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americans are so fucked in the head


still no friends on twitch tv :(



who just sits around thinking about what they want in a friend thats crazy boderline personality girl type behavior


lately ive been drinking 7 cups of tea a day !


i was trying to think why i feel the need for friends so i thought if i really want it


the idea friend would come over to entertain me upon request while i sit in silence then leave when ive got my fill of social time


need some friends :/


im not equipped for friendship


hate tuesdays its dsp's day off :\


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this is why you dont have friends


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even if someone gave me attention i would distance myself and avoid them


isn't he about to get chapter 7?


remember all the girls that wanted to have sex with my in high school but i was too cynical to believe they werent messing with me and too scared of germs i would leave quickly when they kissed me


wow cool


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thats coooooooooooooooooool




2 girls gave me their numbers in high school out of pity i guess and i sperg chortled at them and walked away


i had multiple girls just randomly walk up to me and hug me and tell me they liked me and 2 even kissed me on the cheek i didnt know how to react so i just left embarrassed and i still think about all of it to this day


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its a new week on wow bros what are we doing tonight!


they were making bets with eachother


lets bang out a 15 and get it over with bro


not sure what im doing tonight!


my warlock isnt geared enough for that


pour some alcohol in the cup!


just did, poured a biig glass haha


dump it down the sink and lift some weights instead


can you guys sort of carry me in m+…. i dont have experience on it as a warlock…. id be happy with even like a +9….. im 450 ilvl but cant handle group finder rejection anymore


maybe tomorrow…


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*cracks a diet gingerale*


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no pwoblem bwo ill even send you some gold and let you ride bitch on my mount


geeze we got guys progging mythic nzoth and i cant even get in a +10!


actually we're pushing 2400 rating in 2s!


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i dont need gold i have an okay amount…. i just need a wowcomm….


should i try this


i have heard nothing but terrible things about benadryl trips


imagine being addicted


cant wait to take a shit tonight


soooo… yes?


we're morning shitters here


are we playing etterna?


i play about 30 minutes everyday


i hope to have my shits at night because they hit my butt nerve and cause low blood pressure and dizziness



i dont know how to organize the game club or how to pick a game to play


rare pops


pick wow then carry me give me gear




apparently i get to keep my edu email even after i graduate!


FtMtF Transition & Detransition Timeline



mine got changed to like alumni.edu or something


time for that half price amazon prime!


can i come to your graduation



there isnt one


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what does that mean


coronavirus cancelled graduation ceremonies


my body doesnt want to lift weights but im gonna make it




anyone wanna become a sexpat with me and travel the world?


wtf you guys were high school chads…


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my body doesnt want to drink but im gonna make it


baukbros assemble


i was prom king junior year they had one for each grade


went to prom but wish i hadn't


wait no it was homecoming king not prom sorry


that guys probably really good looking…


we have charming smiles here


she doesnt even piss herself wtf…
wheres the current even connected, her hands?


EVERYONE knows im gay


i never smiled


i dont know that you could be faking


go to 1:14
the girls are addicted to gaijin penis


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word my bong



i used to be kinda handsome not really handsome but now im balding and hunchbacked


honestly dont feel comfortable here anymore knowing u guys are all former chads


this is a chadcomm deal with it nerd


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what is up comm it's ya boi


cels are a vocal minority here we’re basically pussy magnets


all the chad posts are just gleepy and toon we are incels here


u guys would have beat me up in hs


you got beat up in hs?


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i never initiate sex talk because i don't want to be an asshole and i havent had sex in so long it just bums me out to think about it


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a bunch of kids i went to high school with are famous now its weird


toons lips kissed pips


tiktok famous or brad pitt famous


ive had gay thoughts about toon


not quite brad pitt famous but close


went to the same high school as ryan gosling and some guy who played for the raptors for a bit


wish gleepy was my dad so he could give me the s*x talk…




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the pink ranger and this guy thats in a bunch of shit went to my school


now everyones gonna dox you >___<


trannies think they're the norm but in reality they're mentally ill freaks


is this true?


one of the astronauts who died on the columbia shuttle went to my hs


thats not nice theyre just tring to live their lives


yes i've knows at least 4 trannies irl


they're trying to live their lives by controlling everyone else all because they're narcissists




non trans do that too its just a part of being human


love being human


no longer human only cel


no its part of being a mentally ill freak


tfw celborg


monk out become monkcel


i wanna wipe livibees ass after she takes a messy taco night shit


trannies dabbed all over cross-dressers and drag queens by outgirling them overnight. any that havent transitioned themselves must be seething


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that's gay


that is pretty gay


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is it true are we gay tranny chads


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you know what's fascinating?
the thought that at some point, IU has been sitting in a very important business meeting with a whole board of multimillionaires and suddenly felt the need to excuse herself to the restroom. it's fascinating to me to think that a girl that's so groomed, so pampered… a woman whose entire livelihood is built around her looks and image squats down on the toilet like the rest of us and squeezes out a fat turd. or maybe not even a turd, maybe her shit is like beef stroganoff with a mixture of solid and liquid whirled together. maybe she's a person who just drops single logs; compacted by hours of constipation as she sits helplessly applying layers of make up. what good does all that make up do to your face as she grimaces and her face goes beet red and her asshole protracts squirting out yesterdays kimchi. sometimes when i lay a big log down, i'm usually proud if it's a foot or longer in length and take a picture to document it. i wonder if IU feels the same pride as myself as she looks behind her at the gigantic turd she has unleashed? perhaps she feels shame..
i wonder how her bodyguards feel, her managers and assistants as they sit outside the bathroom listening to the sounds of her ass vibrating off the porcelain tiles. how about the person who enters the bathroom after IU? such luck to be able to waft in the stench of IU's colon. i'd like to say i'm a well composed man, but i don't think i would be able to resist the temptation of licking those race streaks off the sides of the toilet. you don't get those opportunities that often, and to think how my body would shiver in ecstasy as i feel her buttpaste on my tongue. even licking the toilet paper knowing that IU touched it before washing her hands would feel like heaven.


should i read that


girls dont shit


>>959263 meant for >>959255


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cant believe the astros cheated bros


everyone flexes the rules its only cheating if you get caught


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looks nice


out of all the trannies ive met only one wasnt bat shit crazy but i can sympathize with their plight


i like those liveleak videos where favela bros beat trannies to death


i dont care i dont care i dont care


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is that what you want?


i think installing a dedicated camera that is zoomed into the catchers hands and is only hooked up to a monitor on the wall inside the locker room right next to the entrance to the dugout was where they went wrong


Liveleak isn’t the sort of site where you just happen upon something horrific; horrific videos are what its users, dedicated or casual, come there to see.


they have funny videos too


did i post this yet




i cant watch his videos hes too revolting


he shows you how he cooks tho


we don't eat shellfish


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why is the camera quality on my phone so shit i took a great picture of my ghetti siponese and it gave me this awful picture!


thats penne rigate


you need better lighting and to focus the camera


FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!


thats not ghetti


why would you even use that type of pasta for that? is that a meme?


every pasta is spaghetti to me


you cook with what you got


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penne is too small for thick creamy sauces to get up in it


you guys know a lot about cooking


we're in a fucking pandemic sorry he doesn't have fucking spaghetti


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pastas are shapes for a reasons the pairings are extremely important. fettucine alfredo comes on those long flat noodles so the sauce sticks to the flat surgace


bro if i had a soy wojak right now


pasta is fucking disgusting in all forms


penne really is the worst tho


*linguine or rigatoni


idk what else i could use i have those shells and then the twisty ones


gr0w up


dad cooks


you shouldve used that fusilli you fool


macaroni shells and cheese is a good combo


mom released the bedneet


i like elbow macaroni for that myself



that disgusting old cow claire made a pasta alg 5 days ago if any of you freaks care


i definitely do not


keep that same energy


you guys are pasta elitists


cant eat pasta too many carbs


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who wants to get facefucked on tf2


we rp'in?


i don't like that word


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the right pasta can make or break your dish





what manga


i just had an idea for a new pasta


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Vampeerz, My Peer Vampires


do girls like touching boobs with other girls


hmm the art looks cute dont know if i care about yuri tho


post the exhentai link tooner



royal tenenbaums y/n?






this is a yuri comm


im incel


hate yuri because it depicts foids as loving and gentle when in reality theyre spiteful and wicked




what is gay yuri called?


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whats a foid again


no i worded that wrong. what is girl on girl gay yuri called?




can you repeat the question


nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger




ok well theres yaoi and shota for boys
and theres yuri and loli for girls
what is the boy yuri called?
what is the girl yaoi called


niggardly is a real word look it up


im not going downstairs to get my fucking dictionary


paper dictionaries are cool


funk and wagnalls > merriam webster


the big ones i've never owned are cool. the super thick tiny paperback ones suck


uhhh i think you might be thinking of fujoshi? dunno what a guy who likes yuri is called maybe just a pervert


funk is an encyclopedia you dolt


Funk & Wagnalls was an American publisher known for its reference works, including A Standard Dictionary of the English Language (1st ed. 1893–5), and the Funk & Wagnalls Standard Encyclopedia (25 volumes, 1st ed. 1912).[1]


"funk & wagnalls is a niggers encyclopedia"
-ceo of encyclopedia britannica


yeah lets argue about dictionaries thats cool


so you must've meant they were better but aren't anymore because they don't exist



the big dictionary beef is between the oxford one and webster


i now regret calling dictionaries cool


which is why bong spellings persist


dictionaries are the new pops


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talking about such boring things you'll never impress a girl like that


1895 funk and wagnalls grail


you guys know all the 2 letter words?


i will impress girls with my great feats


i will impress girls with my great feets


i'd want first dictionary to have the slave version of nigger


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it's a good idea to learn a few simple magic tricks


love twin doriru hair


i can tell you cooking times for all those pastas


*flips to the page with penis and underlines it*


what should i do with egg noodles


just taste one every few minutes


*sways into thread*
lookin' good ladies


love the dark circles under eyes


after a point you dont even need to taste, you can tell from the resistance you feel when knocking them around as you stir


you stir?


we stir


how many of the sports hall of fames even mean anything
feel like the baseball hof is way harder to get into than baketball or football


lacrosse hof


they cook fast. i like butter until they aren't dry which is a lot sorta and pepper. some grated parm
you should stop there
i personally also like to add a few drops of worstershire sauce into the buttered noodles. thats my weirdest food thing


i thought that was just the perception because of peter rose but you are correct
baseball hall of fame is like getting into skull & bones


this persons life is a complete mess



because im a pasta whisperer


chipper jones was my favorite baseball player as a kid dont even live anywhere near atlanta dunno why i liked the braves i guess i thought they looked cool


i liked bonds and sosa those fuckin roided up monkeys
loved sosas little hop he did after he cranked one


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daniel adds spaghetti into a pan of cold water then turns the burner on and lets it come to a boil and he was debating why his method of cooking pasta was better


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manny steez


he must be lying for clicks


daniel wouldnt lie


the new xcom game is really chintzy


sounds like a jew word are you jewish


bitch i might be


i sweated a bunch today and should shower but im going to bed instead. maybe ill try a morning shower for the first time in like fifteen years



yasssss bitch


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chintz is an indian textile that was extremely beautiful with lots of craftsmanship, beautiful designs on the fabric. shit was unmatched. then as england started raping india harder and harder pumping chintz out of them they started making it fast and shitty. soon chintz became a synonym for something garish or tacky. think adrianna's clothes


daniel is such a normgroid he cant even spend 3 minutes without seguing into humblebrags about his gfs


title made me lol out loud


i wouldnt use jew words unless describing them and im mad because of your prejudging


*slides a daniel into the thread*


you guys are basically dumb nasty women with all this reality tv garbage you love


the danish girl arc was good


i used to watch reality tv with my sister




get crazy
get wild


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i take for granted that the base of all reality shows regardless of theme is keeping the retarded contestants locked in a house with no phone tv or internet for 3 months so that they go nuts and act like bigger retards and fight with each other


has there been a rape on a reality tv show yet


think a girl got raped on survivor at least once


there are tons of podcasts where women just summarize what happened in the latest episode of some reality show you have never heard and apparently they are incredibly successful


i think i remember something about a big brother someone maybe sexing someone sleeping


watched the video
daniel got a blow job from a japanese guy


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what does a breakup feel like?


gleepy told me the only thing permanent about true love is the pain you feel when its gone


no it wouldnt happen survivor the producers and the cameraman are constantly babysitting them so that they don't die. the network couldnt afford risking it


i never said that



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>realize you can't pay off your bills with streaming
>declare bankruptcy to escape creditors
>hire strip mall bankruptcy attorney for $25
>court date ends up landing smack in the middle of a pandemic
>have to do a call-in hearing instead
>retard attorney doesn't request an extension
>day of the hearing arrives
>judge is asking phil about the valuables he listed on his bankruptcy filing
>begins reading them off one by one
>"mr burnell do you own a playstation 4?"
>"mr burnell do you own a nintendo switch?"
>"mr burnell do you own a nintendo ds?"
>everything he listed is a gaming console
>claims they're all business related
>judge asks phil if he owns any electronic devices that aren't business related
>phil says no
>judge asks phil if he owns anything of value that's not business related
>phil says no
>he listed everything in his life that costs more than $50 as business related
>creditors can listen in and ask questions
>attorney freaks out when she sees 60 people are on the call with them
>a constant beeping is making the hearing impossible and the judge keeps asking for whoever is doing that to stop
>citi bank guy wants to know what phil spends $5000 a month on
>phil says games for his business
>at $60 = 83 games a month
>citi bank guy wants phil to list all of his personal expenses
>phil suddenly goes quiet
>attorney comes on and says the citi bank guy might be a fraud
>phil starts arguing with him
>phil is dying to call the citi bank guy a "detractor" but doesn't want to sound like a schizo
>judge steps in and tells citi bank guy he already sent in his itemized expenses to her
>phone call ends
>bankruptcy filings & hearings are public
>the bankruptcy date and the number to call were public
>the 60 people on the line were phil's detractors
>the citi bank guy was also a detractor and recorded the entire call and put it on his channel for everyone to enjoy


line go down


not bad


not bad


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wonder what dsp was thinking when he spent thousands on a wwe mobile game


not bad


putting himself over lol



dont get these posts



well he probably got addicted and that's where those gacha games make the most money


so are all the virtual tubers under 1 company?


the person who wins the wrestling match is getting put over. putting guys over is how you give them a push


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if it’s not a hard drug you can’t get addicted to it


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some people love their pixels bwo



south park explained this one too


sorry not a cuck



damn the voice acting got lazy huh


those are canadians


sp hasnt been worth watching since like 2008


did you see that documentary about how they make each episode in 7 days? thats why i'm guessing


is this funny ive never met anyone like this so i cant tell


the new episodes aren't as good storywise, they mostly rely on using really current events. which can be funny


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whoa sorry to gorefag but this image


this vid is retarded


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did he died


is that the guy that got impaled in france


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