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sip frog


we're a forward-looking group of people
once a member dies thats the past
old news
keep on movin


i dont wanna die but livin sucks


its only stage 3 and stage 4 is eternity


i will remember every fallen scvee


forgive me bros for i am going into the hole again for a 13th night in a row


to the nameless dead of 162


the foids will pay for what theyve done to me


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the foids are literally admitting that only the outside matters
pack it up my brothers, it was over before it even started




i went outside yesterday


did a fartlek today
10 right footfalls fast, 10 right footfalls jog, 20 fast, 20 jog, up to 100 and back down


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Every major health insurance company's stock price surged after Bernie dropped out of the race.



not the heckin stockarinos!


surged means they went up


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been having nightmares all night
that movie wasnt even scary but i had a window open that was loudly blowing my shower curtain around every once in a while and my brain decided those were good times to five nights at freddys jumpscare me


its time to sip


tenor dot gif


go back to sleeep


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there there toon
i wont let anything happen to you




just some weird ass posts


ive got a beer in the freezer i really hope i dont forget about!




fart heheh




not clicking


it gets good when the cop notices the dead baby


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remember those turok games




way too patient
a true american cop would have shot everyone at least twice


nightmares are kinda cool its like the brain does something interesting for once


good morning~!


gm ^_^







i sipped a beer



bro get on classic wow


no i will not be giving blizzard any more of my autismbux sorry


bwo hop on vawowant


bwo hop on skullgirls


get in here fatsos


is it a bad sign that my therapist is vegetarian


you should tell them you're considering the carnivore diet


this is too much


their squats arent even 15% rom


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this was beautiful btw



damn bro..


and then i woke up


are you hemingway lol


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omg its freaking snowing!!!


imagine if we stayed on /vg/


we should make the next thread on /vg/ for old times sake


*does a lil headbang*


janny will bully us again


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they extended the qualification period
we got a real shot bwos


getting sick nerd chills watching this again after all these years



they're extending the Q



might head in to the office early today


more gay home training stuff


not clicking


getting sick of you niggers


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try kissing a boy


brap on the haters


boys smell like shit


i'm a clean boy


i stank
also ugly and stupid


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ok this game is epic


fatchouli plush


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what an ugly outfit




perro caca



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its finally over



you should see all the empty cans and food plates scattered around the desk here its pretty wild i think i just woke up from a 2-week trance


post some pics…




i wanna see…..


i've got a nice cucumber, dill and juniper berry kraut fermenting rn


crazy how ugly orientals are


im gay


ive got a stack of plates like the leaning tower of piza


time to do a little laundry in the kitchen sink again


the leaning tower of pizza


ive been wearing the same clothes for two weeks
dont really sweat in them or spill anything on them so theyre only mildly gross


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whats with the autists in the /a/ 3x3 threads
not sure if i can post there

kinda omo


162s gonna die its gonna die im so scared what will i do without my bwos




used to be like that until i threw away most of my plates and silverware and now i just have to wash one dish and set of silverware every time i eat
its all simpler this way…


is rdr 2 fun?


just skipped about 200 posts sup


i played a few hours of it and it was pretty boring
i dont think i got into the open world part though so maybe thats better


rdr looks like a snooze


it doesnt look kawaii at all


getting the urge to say the n word again


well dont




he did it…


bros i need to cut the carbs out


what the hell america





naps make me feel like dying ~_~


naps feel great!


new thundercat album just came out


>Be me
>Tell everyone I’m 5’4 though
>Not like it makes a difference
>Like 99% of guys I come across are taller than me
>Invisible to women
>Often dwarfed by 12 year old girls
>Hate being short
>Start claiming 5’5
>Still poverty tier height
>Nobody calls me out though
>Fuck it, start claiming 5’6
>Get a match on Tinder for the first time
>Start wearing shoes with 1.5” sole
>Now 5’7.5
>Claim 5’8 anyway
>Buy a 2” pair of shoe lifts
>Tell people I’m 5’10
>See that most 5’10 guys round to 6’0 anyway
>Fuck it say I’m 6’0
>Feels good
>Realise 6’2 is the new 6’0
>Start claiming 6’2
>Read study that says that most men add 2” to their height
>Fuck it 6’4
>Buy a thicker pair of boots to boost my height to 6’5
>Say I’m 6’5.5 to make it sound more natural
>Realise when you’re this tall you could add a couple of inches and nobody would be able to tell anyway
>Start claiming 6’7.5
>Round to 6’8
>Couple of days later on a date
>Standing at the bar trying to make conversation
>She’s acting weird
>Ask her what’s up
>She asks me how tall I am
>Tell her 6’9, as I did my 2 hours of Guatemalan spine stretches before our date
>She claims bullshit, says she’s 5’8 and is obviously a couple of inches taller than me
>I say most women don’t know their height, that she’s probably just 6’11 and measured wrong
>She walks out
>Catch a couple of 6’3 manlets at the bar laughing at me
>Approach the biggest one, stare directly into his bellybutton
>He shoves me to the ground
>Takes me a few minutes get back up while wearing my BigBoy3000™ custom elevator shoes
>Realise they must just be jealous
>Walk out of the bar
>Duck under the door frame as I exit
>Go back to apartment
>Get drunk and masterbate
>Update Tinder bio to 6’10
>Feels good being tall




porn is made by literal devil worshipers


sup tin



tin likes porn tho


tiniffer likes it…tin doesnt


im awake, im awake


did you wake up with a boner…




they should make edible tape for sealing foods like burritos and hamburgers





foids must pay


just had a little wardrobe malfunction


once you can play skate 2 in rpcs3 at 144fps i'll never have to buy another video game ever again


what about shadowlands bro


i was playing the rakdos sac blender before it was meta



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whats a foid?


foids will pay


how many times are you going to ask the same question you satanist lizard snake demon


looks like it works at at least 60


tooner impregnates a different girl every week and he doesnt even like girls


i only have a 4790k so it's still kinda slow for me
skate 3 runs decently but even the slightest frame drop ruins the gameplay


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its a pip with side handles


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the 400gb asahi mizuno pack…
only 18 days away…


thats a great idea


burn in hell porn norm



there are so many videos of these mtg pros cheating in paper tournaments why are they still allowed to play in these mtga championships?


how do you cheat at mtg


probably stuff like card marking and other card mechanic tricks


damn this new corona virus is getting to me


theres a new one!?!


people have done insane shit like put creatures to graveyard when they were supposed to be exiled and no one notices


so like chess hustler tricks lol


imagine taking children’s card games seriously


it might just be the best game ever made


damn bwo


one of the mtg pros literally murdered one of his friends and if you mention it anywhere wizards will ban your ass


why would you murder your friend


he put the creatures in the graveyard bro


*brews another monored control deck*


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scryfall is so much shittier than magiccards.info was


he was smuggling ecstasy from canada to us i think and his friend was going to testify in a trial
so this friend conveniently got murdered before the trial


the perfect crime…


im excited for the movie



what a nice fellow lets all say good things about him and completely ignore his past




This matter is before the Court on the government's "reverse motion in limine" seeking permission to have several out-of-court statements of Edward Romesburg, now deceased, introduced as evidence against the defendant at trial. The defendant has filed an answer in opposition to the motion.


hes just selling drugs whats that got to do with magic


gleepy did the us army really create the corona virus and release it in wuhan


no it escaped from a chinese research lab


ate too much…


this has nothing to do with fort dietrich where the operation paperclip nazis were sent to develop "aeronautical medicine" >>940730 this guy is right. also 5g


whats 5g got to do with it


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i like the ridin with biden slogan, i could do that


riden more like ra-den


us berniebros are voting for trump now
take that democratic niggers


biden your time


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toon are you still playing ac what does your island look like did you get any cool villagers yet


it hasnt changed much, i've just been talking to villagers and moving some flowers around a little


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oh gosh a toon post


is your house decked out and personalized yet



its not fully decked
i havent gotten enough koi fish to cover my walls and i havent ran into any furniture i really like yet


obama knows something you dont


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why is life in animal crossing so easy


todays ice cream: cookie dough flavor


jarpig game


so far the coolest villagers seem to be the egyptian girl the mummy dog and the catboy who dresses up as a maid


i hate corona it ruined everything


foids will pay foids must pay


what is a foid?


you are fucking pissing me off


bros we need to learn how to play an instrument


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the roman dog(?) looks cool too
hes all stoic and angry


what should my chinese american girl name be im thinking jasmine


my mom is doing a physical therapy appointment for her ankle over the phone



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Jessica Lee


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wuhan'virus muttson


thats a good name


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thats horrible why would you post that




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shes just like me…



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wheres my bony cigarette smoking dark haired french gf


ate too much ice cweam :s


bros hop on cockatrice


why bony


wish i was bony




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we have cum far fellow orcbros


my sweat has developed a popcorn smell


watching avilo i suppose


killing of a sacred deer in 1h40m


when they talk about people in historical documentaries it always gets me how casually they talk about how some guy would keep failing in business and went bankrupt like five times


bros shadowlands alpha is out!!


abe lincoln was a cel he asked for an arranged marriage but his bride-to-be was so grotesque that he connived to make her hate him so she would call off the wedding


what are we jamming out to




gook morning






>Auto-generated by YouTube.



dont call me a nigger


grow up


the description was automatically generated by youtube


wish i was a girl




im *this* close to a meltdown


one chance at life
not born as a slender femboy jfmsu


getting close to a meltdown zaps me into productive impulse


wish i was sippin on some claws rn


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big if true



when you shave your neck how far up are you supposed to trim?



i wouldnt know im not a werewolf


went to go look at my body in the mirror after reading this thread


hows your bel' lookin?


ate way too much sugar again


why do you eat sugar


hate sugar i cant get away from it
my evil gut bacteria torture me if i dont feed them all the awful junk food i can


for me its steak. i love steak




i love all food
eating is the greatest pleasure in life


want coronaslop


if you would just exercise you could eat all you like


i do exercise but if i could i would eat like 20,000 calories a day
every second im not eating i think about eating


thats like a week of food


fuck you and fuck food


100% all beef McDonalds hamburgers


eating is a chore
like narci i wish i could just get through with eating as soon as possible i would consider it a great blessing if they invented a pill that would fulfill all your dietary needs


i can already eat all i like what do you mean


depressed gamer queen is live


eating nutritious food after physical exertion is the best feeling



actually eating chips and pizza while drinking beer is the best feeling


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maybe ill make and sell industrial looking hipster lamps


what happens in ac if you visit someones island who has one of the same villagers as on your home island
do they recognize you




trannymouth! my nigga what is up?


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give me that mouth


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felt like i should have had some epic tricky mate here but there was none


die chesser


getting smartmogged again sigh


chess is too hard for our smooth little pink brains


i used to think frank yang was just spouting gibberish when i was a teen but now i get it


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*takes some mdma to overclock my heart to 144bpm*


go for a jog instead




capture the knight on e5?
rook captures on f4 continues the attack?
are you sure theres no mate?


there's no mate but Bxf1 is -6.3
Nxe5 is -0.2


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whats 8814


1488 backwards


whats the line for nxe5?


whats 1488


oh nvm i see now, dxe4 and rxf4 isnt possible


wheres the poopdoll spam when you need it


14 is a reference to the 14 words 'we must secure an existence for the future of the white race' or w/e and the 8th letter in the alphabet is h so 88 is hh which stands for heil hitler


thats really complicated


did toot release toss i havent seen any epic posts lately


toot should get over it and stop obsessing and harassing tossposter


whys he banning anyone in the first place -.-


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we dont always behave


one chance at life
not born within 1000 miles of an eromanga shop jdimsa



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me rn


why do cat owners bother with this shit?
when my parents bought a new puppy our old dog showed it whos boss in 5 seconds and that was that
these fucking feline autists take ages to figure out the pecking order


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The Killing of a Sacred Deer
2017 Directed by Yorgos Lanthimos
Dr. Steven Murphy is a renowned cardiovascular surgeon who presides over a spotless household with his wife and two children. Lurking at the margins of his idyllic suburban existence is Martin, a fatherless teen who insinuates himself into the doctor’s life in gradually unsettling ways.


starting on the hour

friday: red beard

saturday: love exposure, starting an hour earlier than normal

sunday: wings of desire


why do cats lift their butts up when you pet them


they like it when you rub their butts


does your mom know of your love for gooks


*grabs the basketball*
ayo beerboy 1 on 1 me


thankfully she's unaware of my penchant for the orient


i would school any of you guys in basketball


starting now


you aint shit beerboy


been waiting for this all day


i'm hoping this is as autismcore as the lobster


*jacks up a three immediately after you check the ball*






oh no we've lost followers


im stupid and pathetic


you wouldnt get it in even if i let you walk under the hoop


hhhhomie fuck'em


i cant watch a movie right now im designing lamps


die lamper


design a lamp that can go up butts!


the moment i stepped on the court youd be dissolved thats what you dont get im the annihilator


might walk to the store and buy a diet pepsi


is he ped or what


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every man is somewhat ped


colin farrell is great at autistic dialogue


colin farrell and i…we're not so unlike


watching sera have a mental breakdown instead


bet some freaky shit is gonna happen


are you autistic?
no. i'm just a big fan of yorgos lanthimos. have you seen his movies? i've seen all his movies. i particularly like the lobster. have you seen it? it's a great film i really like it.


good old yorg


the yorgos lanthimos autistic cinematic universe


ugh why did they mention periods


what's wrong with periods?


they come out of girls


boys get periods too y'know…
it happens when we wipe too hard…


back to work may 1st
3 more weeks of the neetworld


i bet you wish it lasted forever




what's wrong? are you on your period?




i dunno its nice havin all this free time
but my sleep schedule is all screwed up i went to bed at 10am


"On Main Street today, people are getting wiped out. Right now, rich CEOs are not, boards that have horrible governance are not. People are."

"What we've done is disproportionately prop up poor performing CEOs and boards, and you have to wash these people out."

"Just to be clear on who we are talking about. We're talking about a hedge fund that serves a bunch of billionaire family offices, who cares? They don't get the summer in the Hamptons?" he said. "These are the people that purport to be the most sophisticated investors in the world."

not a good look trumplet


*slips in a couple quick quotes from a news article*


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martin reminds me of an autistic person i knew in my therapy group


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im not watching today this movie looked really dep


i wish real life was like this…
a world full of autists…


did you guys ever have a school trip to washington dc
my school had one but i didnt sign up


no we went to quebec


whats the canadian capital like is it nice


never been its probly full of muslims though


162 field trip to dearborn michigan inshallah


haven't been to in forever but it was pretty cool


he didnt stop at the stop sign…


do you guys have any epic monuments like the washington obelisk or the giant abe lincoln


what the h*ck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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i went once with boy scouts and 3 times on my own i love DC


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whats the best part of dc gleep


all the weed i smoked and the girls i fucked


the smithsonians, skating around at night



ok movieboy im done



sealed cube action get in here magicians


sealed cube isn't a bargain


is the smithsonian zogged out? they havent replaced all the cool stuff with wax models of harriet tubman and what if thomas jefferson was gay exhibits have they


how much is one run i dont even know


demonic movie


i went there in the 90's




*jacks you off in your sleep*


the holocaust museum and the nigger museum are probably bad


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oh nooooooooo


if im elected president i will begin the final solution for the f*nnish problem


eating chips and there are screams for help coming from my stomach




grow up


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they call him repack rudy on the streets


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toon stream a lil ac




this movie has completely lost me


whats up with the stressful movies lately i cant take it all


you have to see how bad it can get so your reality seems less tragic


no drinking tonight for me i feel awful



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look pad i made you a present
*points to a pile of dung*


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seethe, tranner


might come out to my parents tonight at dinner




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wait until they make you sausage fro dinner tell them as you swallow it in one go


mom, dad…i have something to tell you
….im a gamer


cant watch this part


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dad is making sausage tonight actually…


What a weird fucking homo




if it doesn't go well you can say you were joking and the sausage swallowing was part of the joke


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mom… dad…
i've never found white women attractive…


bros hop on wow we got into the shadowlands beta


let me think about it


*checks coins*
turt help me


i can hear the sausages sizzling in the kitchen


what are you going to say?
im not gay yet but ive a hunch ill have to come out one day


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ive heard that lifes not all about having sex


that movie sucked big time


life is about having sex with a woman female creating a child gettin hammered making fat stacks blowin fat clouds


i liked the autistic dialogue and tension


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reeki face me low level poison build


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fighting temptation to purchase and pre-load ff7r right now


is morrowwind fun


might open up another ice cream tub…


remember when that one noob kid told reeki that poison builds are a meme and reeki had to school him


skyrim with mods to make the girls have nice tits and feet


morrowind is fun if youre trans


yeah lol


im trans


yeh were trans here


not trans im real bio girl


post it


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piss off dweeb you’re standing in my sun


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joe rogan is a treasure


girls have boobs


*knocks her the FUCK out with a punch*


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nooooo you cant flip isabella shes mine


what kind of weirdo uses the sauna with her clothes on


my heart is too weak for a sauna


never been in a heat death chamber never will
more of a cryochamber kinda guy


used condoms dont look like that


those are sardines cuck


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hooooooooooooooo boy



who would pay 5k for that shit


floyd mayweather


floyd niggerweather


the power cord ruins the look


show yourself


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ugh knocked my piss jug over onto my carpet






you need better piss jug protocol




surging waterfalls of cum



the flavor text in m10 lightning bolt?
shed a manly tear when i gazed upon it for the first time
its poetry


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quit scheming after our tax dollars neet orcs


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weeder you up?
my headclicking fingers getting itchy…


yeh sure ill play a match gimmie like 5 minutes tho





your mp4 is broken


you guys will play all these other games even other shooters but not hop on warzone! wtf!


tooner never plays with me


had valorant streams open all day and i didnt get a key…scammed..


first of all i dont ever want to play battle royales


i wanna fuck her in her asshole


any1 want the rest of my cigs im quittin


bro tbis slaps this smackd


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bwo hook me up with a valorant key


got doom running at 144 fps this shits crazy


help i feel the need to cringeout


We have made the hard decision to delay the release of New World until August 25, 2020 and the start of Closed Beta to July.



creating a standing desk for laptop out of a bookshelf seems like a strong power move right now
im sittin 2 much



the truth is i use food as a coping mechanism


minecwaft dungeons….


same but also beer


thassas oracle




underworld breach


i told you im not dilating in the station toot has set up cuz he doesnt clean it


gosh i just love korone


oopsies fowgot video


who would want to do that


artificial gooks in the west


had a good bowel movement


damn i feel like shit!


hate it when people block you over something minor. asshole friend does it all the time and today? he's done it for the last time. never talking to that fucker again


stay shit shitter!


you have to gift games


those people arent your friends


yeah definitely not any more


since i've hardly been snacking during the 'tine my abs are looking real good…


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skinny gook:

1. [+1,033, -50] Her looks aren't something you can achieve with hard work. You can lose weight and get plastic surgery but her type of thin boned physique is just something you're born with.

2. [+833, -64] She's the real deal… hopefully she keeps maturing as is

3. [+704, -50] She was born with those proportions… ㅜㅜ so pretty

4. [+38, -16] Born to be a celebrity ㅎㅎ


boring now post the mean ones


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good night




get on warzone bros its time to game!


kinda early dontcha think…


just made history




this is huge bros



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why didnt you just say Saba Saba Girls Who Picked Up Near This Physical Education College Were Terrible Soft Body! The Uterus Thrusts Up With A Large Penis Piston That Is So Close That The Labia Are Worn Off!?




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wear the labia right off


beans beans the magical fruit the more you eat the more you toot


never been blocked whats it like


just part of the game, nothing to get fired up about


wish i had a bear bf to cuddle with


what should i fucking jack off to


video game girl feet


oh yooohooooo~ *wiggles belly*


post your belly you tease


hate bears
hate bara


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alright bwos tonight's probably awful horror flick is a choice between

Hell House LLC II: The Abaddon Hotel (2018)
Slender Man (2018)

cast your votes:

we'll probably start in 20 minutes or something, watchan sopranos until then


at least watch a good movie


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nah i like crappy horror flicks


but they suck


lets make a low budget movie


toon did you ever watch the old marble hornets vids? i got up to like…8? before i lost interest entirely


is it weird to have a couch not against a wall
is it weird to have an entertainment center partially blocking a balcony glass door


we'll need to perform a seance to get roger ebert's opinion before i can vote


this guy has glass doors and a balcony


cummed now im dep


its an apartment like 75% of shitty apartments have shitty glass doors and a balcony


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yeah i watched the whole thing
it was fun to watch while it was being released because there was a big ARG thing with little hidden snippets being released on a second channel and through some twitter accounts, but ARGs are fundamentally unfulfilling since the solutions are never anything meaningful

overall there were a few cool episodes but most of it was just boring ass fake found footage


its either the couch or the tv in the middle of the room theres just no helping it


toon is a brainlet


whenever they started introducing the multiple channels is when i stopped watching. which i guess is almost at the very beginning so i guess i didnt watch them for long. the video with the slenderman outside peeking through the windows scared me though


that's why you need to edge for as long as humanly possible


this was the big marblehornets meme back in the day…


that doesnt sound healthy


picture yourself as a caterpillar


i want to watch exorcist III


oh shit this episode is fucked


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bwos its tied somebody else vote for the movie!!



pipe down im listening to some drone ambient


keep it down to a dull roar


hell haus


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alright we're doin
Hell House LLC II: The Abaddon Hotel (2018)

starting in 13 minutes (9:15 PM EST)



dr milfy


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this guy is really just hiding in some random house camping a staircase


wonder if the marble hornets guys actually made money
slenderman is like the 3rd biggest horror related thing in recent history behind paranormal activity and saw


i don't wanna fuck my mudda!


well looks like he killed your ass so it worked


nvm stream saw


how much money has slenderman pulled in


i dont know but its big culturally everyone knows about slenderman


i don't know about slenderman…


i think its limited to under 30 year olds


meet me in the gulag nigger


i'm under 30…


slenderman is probably like scp
totally unprofitable because its not a licensed property


a little boy…


3rd? i dont think so slenderman was just a meme the only reason some normies might know about it is because of the 12yo autistic girl who larped too hard and said "SLENDERMAN" a bunch after she murdered another little girl


five nights at freddies has a series of 'graphic novels' that sell at walmart, scp and slenderman have jackshit like that


thought slenderman was huge
cant think of any other horror mascots from the 10s that are as prominent besides jigsaw


remember when dr. melfi got rapped?


fear is the mind killer


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i cant watch im too scared


yeah really fond of that episode, not for the r*** but because melfi makes the decision to not help tony just so she can maintain the feeling of power from having him around.



mom found the creepypasta


uh oh the robes again


love robes


you guys remember the unreal hype around the first paranormal activity? the limited release combined with the commercials with people freaking out like it was almost too scary to be released in theaters


didnt the cast of the blair witch project go into hiding after it was released so people thought it was real


nice one toon


you mean it wasnt real


yep, went to see it with the boys
it was a good time
we got the ending with the jumpscare


the boys


they did that for cannibal holocaust


o my bad


the boys, the guys, the lads, the fellas, the chums…


the squad




you can totally tell she's in front of a green screen….


love how theres tons of evidence of robed murder guys living in the hell house and cops have never gone near it


it gets shit on a lot but i thought paranormal activity was pretty good
i especially like the scene where they put like dust on the floor and the footprints the demon leaves were like handprints it made the monster seem so otherworldly


squad up 10 deep at the theater for the release of paranormal activity


at least since the first incident


that scene looks like shit on tv but in the cinema it was amazing


this acting tho


bad acting is a staple of good horror


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love how the guy just runs around yellin "FUK U DEEMON FITE ME BITCH I BENCH 240" for like 5 difference scenes before he gets murked


*goes in anyway*






Scores of African students and businessmen remain on the streets of China's southern city of Guangzhou for a second night following the mass eviction of African nationals from hotels and apartment blocks.


*slides in a quick news headline*




its been my dream for 4 months to own a cybertruck


*dons robe*


based china dabbing on niggers


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this police force is extremely incompetent


ewon is a hack!


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did gayweed find a new comic to spam


not me


no im tooner


im scared >_<


this bitch


never been scared in my life


i got post-traumatic stress i cant shed tears


*follows her in*




excuse me miss sweetie


nobody would do that


*puts in some hopsin contacts*
imma ghost now





maybe ill be tooner


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im already tooner


board up everything except the doors


cant wait to see that guy die


couldnt handle 2 tooners


how was that tardout acting im too autistic to be able to tell if it was decent or retarded


diane is gonna kill him isn't she


big tardout energy


it's the hell door :O


abaddon liek from teh bible


i want to get into yugioh now
where do i start


*teleports behind you*


bro they did us like that flash maze




ghosts are using the voice alg to fake voices


one thing im disappointed about is that although the power of the house seems like almost unlimited it always kills people in lame ways like just slitting their throat with a knife





thots gonna thot


lol what does she think shes doing


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so alex was in on it all along…


OH THE GUY OFF Cmera is the guy on the news show


im putting my money on it


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what ?_?


'sleep sweet'


did you see that slenderman


>pewds watches english dub
weebs btfo


love weebs


beardguy reminds me of a discount edward norton


i was expecting the kool aid guy




it's the hell door :O


how much should i spend on a rolling pin to not get ripped off




thats too much fuckin money!




it's the girl!



thats a steal



its not much cheaper if you're jp-side




use a jar dawg




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me on the left


we know it says its you




get a wood dowel or closet rod from home depot for a couple dollars


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i must resist the urge to consume ff7r until i finish sekiro


i've read the changes to ffvii and it sounds mad gay


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hope you enjoyed the flick!


aeriths liveths


thanks toon


ok but how about tifa…



tifa dies
cloud kills her


then cloud goes to jail for murder
jessi and aeriths dike out big time
minor changes



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reeki you said it wouldnt end like this


dyke is spelled with a y


she sux!



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damn i should have bought an xbox controller!


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brown nips :/


ah good youre all already tied up *pours the gasoline*


is this makeup or photoshop


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anyone else feel like shit all the fucking time


its called a hangover




looks shopped to hell and back


whoa ive got 50 bucks in my paypal account didnt even realize


you guys are normys


3's thigh gap..


im… norm?


neetblog get on discord


we prefer the term normheads


you're norm macdonald…?
it's a pweasure sir



cooking is for faggots


just microwaved some ravioli


The Star Wars Nerd and the UFC fan in me both appreciate this comment.


watching ghost in the shell arise 1



plus one my ass


post your ass


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i like beltfish


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>Just go and talk to her, bro


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>just dont be autistic bro!!


what a coincidence im lifting right now


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>It's easy bro. Just lift weights, get a shower and clean your room.


we lift


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no ones gonna live your life for you bro


remember throat slitter?


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you can do eet


what is this old lady doing?




new gecs tho


whats that


not toot but try theta=pi/3 and x=3


>americans want to deport this


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*nods to tossbrother in solidarity*







is leprechaun andy there



did you try this?


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whats wrong with this?


just saw a slenderman


what happens then


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how many of these sluts do yuou watch


we like roasties we like roasties


when did you last talk to a girl


ive never had a conversation with a female


suffer not the foid to live


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priced in obviously




bull trap


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nu strokes album


1938 that was a real good year, the future was bright then


do you think you would be a good dad




id try then fail and probably run away


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should be a tin in there


mom wants to make me go to easter service


your faith in the lord will keep you healthy


new malmrose



57 minutes? closed


damn im gonna be up for like 8 more fuckin hours with nothing to do!


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watch some 'toons!


t. nazi hunter


im gonna force myself to wake up early then drink coffee all day to stay awake


you always say that


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arthur ethered this foid


*stares at the playstation store*
le sigh…i know where this is headed


didnt know koi fish were originally brown and their funky colors are only because humans selectively bred them going back hundreds of years


yeah we like to play god big whoop[


i want to live in japan so badly bros


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apparently theres towns in japan where everyone is white
theyre like the niggers/muslims of japan, slowly taking over the country


my soul is japanese i belong in nihon


god bless


fuck i need to shower


*pees on ur head*
there you go lol


david blaine made a deal with the devil for fame and fortune


dont piss down my back and tell me its raining jack


some of this stuff is cool but the use of cuts gives me the feeling hes not even doing an actual trick and its all just editing


cut my nails



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what's a foid?


keep saying it dunkey



*quickly checks for a fresh dunk*
dang, nothing


everything on amazon is out of stock!


got some TP coming tomorrow from amazon




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i was just about to make a post about girls shaving their head


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its lands that tap for wedge colors
and cycle for 3
but they enter tapped

this ones cool though


i feel like i should buy a backup mic and headphones and keyboard and mouse and monitor just in case any of it brakes


dont worry about it


“Historically, the most terrible things—war, genocide, and slavery—have resulted not from disobedience, but from obedience.” – Howard Zinn


fought my parents in my dreams :/


did you win


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leg looks weird


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it'd be cool if everyone in the comm got a racing wheel and we burned rubber on the 'ring in asscorsa


i wouldnt participate


that new narset is kinda nuts


i've been expecting you


i need to shut down my computer to get one of my SSDs out



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tranimal crossing banned in china
xi is a god



shadowlands alpha!




UGH this old hard drive makes so much noise i hate it!!!!



napped again ~_~


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transmission daemon torrent box anime downloads


whats a foid?


youre getting on my nerves kid


if you tell me i'll stop asking


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dont know what foid means either


DAE love kpop?


'ate kpop
love gooks


going to bed again in 5 minutes unless you give me a reason to stay up


im going to do something really cool in six minutes


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foidcels rise up



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toots face when











i should really sell the cards i have on mtgo


yeah its wrong


good morning :3





the rabbit thing is live for you weebs that care


we dont care dont post it here next time


we care peko




i care peko


fortnite really changed




+1 peko


*sips 'ffee*



this is huge



i cant believe the democrats gifted this fucking PIECE OF SHIT 4 more years FUCKING IDIOTS


30 mins


voids will pay









we're free now bud, toot freed us from the limit

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