No.940551
we're a forward-looking group of people
once a member dies thats the past
old news
yawn
keep on movin
No.940552
i dont wanna die but livin sucks
No.940553
birth
life
death
heaven
its only stage 3 and stage 4 is eternity
No.940554
>>940551i will remember every fallen scvee
No.940555
forgive me bros for i am going into the hole again for a 13th night in a row
No.940556
to the nameless dead of 162
*sips*
No.940557
the foids will pay for what theyve done to me
No.940559
>>940558the foids are literally admitting that only the outside matters
pack it up my brothers, it was over before it even started
No.940560
KILL FOIDS
No.940561
i went outside yesterday
No.940562
did a fartlek today
10 right footfalls fast, 10 right footfalls jog, 20 fast, 20 jog, up to 100 and back down
No.940564
Every major health insurance company's stock price surged after Bernie dropped out of the race.
lol
No.940565
>>940564not the heckin stockarinos!
No.940566
surged means they went up
No.940569
tenor dot gif
No.940570
>>940567go back to sleeep
No.940571
>>940567there there toon
i wont let anything happen to you
No.940572
<3
No.940573
just some weird ass posts
No.940574
ive got a beer in the freezer i really hope i dont forget about!
No.940576
>>940562fartlek
fart heheh
No.940578
not clicking
No.940579
it gets good when the cop notices the dead baby
No.940581
remember those turok games
No.940582
yeah
No.940583
>>940577way too patient
a true american cop would have shot everyone at least twice
No.940584
nightmares are kinda cool its like the brain does something interesting for once
No.940585
good morning~!
No.940586
gm ^_^
No.940588
gm
No.940589
gm
No.940590
i sipped a beer
today
No.940591
>>940590bro get on classic wow
No.940592
>>940591no i will not be giving blizzard any more of my autismbux sorry
No.940593
bwo hop on vawowant
No.940594
bwo hop on skullgirls
No.940596
is it a bad sign that my therapist is vegetarian
No.940597
you should tell them you're considering the carnivore diet
No.940598
this is too much
No.940599
>>940595their squats arent even 15% rom
No.940604
>>940601and then i woke up
No.940605
>>940601are you hemingway lol
No.940607
omg its freaking snowing!!!
No.940608
imagine if we stayed on /vg/
No.940609
we should make the next thread on /vg/ for old times sake
No.940611
janny will bully us again
No.940615
they're extending the Q
No.940617
might head in to the office early today
No.940619
not clicking
No.940620
getting sick of you niggers
No.940622
>>940620try kissing a boy
No.940623
brap on the haters
No.940624
boys smell like shit
No.940625
i'm a clean boy
No.940626
i stank
also ugly and stupid
No.940629
fatchouli plush
No.940631
bruh
No.940636
>>940634what an ugly outfit
No.940639
perro caca
No.940643
you should see all the empty cans and food plates scattered around the desk here its pretty wild i think i just woke up from a 2-week trance
No.940644
post some pics…
No.940645
no
No.940646
i wanna see…..
No.940647
i've got a nice cucumber, dill and juniper berry kraut fermenting rn
No.940648
>>940642crazy how ugly orientals are
No.940649
im gay
No.940650
>>940643word
ive got a stack of plates like the leaning tower of piza
No.940651
time to do a little laundry in the kitchen sink again
No.940652
the leaning tower of pizza
No.940653
ive been wearing the same clothes for two weeks
dont really sweat in them or spill anything on them so theyre only mildly gross
No.940655
whats with the autists in the /a/ 3x3 threads
not sure if i can post there
>>940642kinda omo
No.940656
162s gonna die its gonna die im so scared what will i do without my bwos
No.940657
>>940654EXCUSE ME BORDERLINE AFFECTS MEN TOO
No.940658
>>940643>>940650used to be like that until i threw away most of my plates and silverware and now i just have to wash one dish and set of silverware every time i eat
its all simpler this way…
No.940659
is rdr 2 fun?
No.940660
just skipped about 200 posts sup
No.940661
i played a few hours of it and it was pretty boring
i dont think i got into the open world part though so maybe thats better
No.940662
rdr looks like a snooze
No.940663
it doesnt look kawaii at all
No.940664
getting the urge to say the n word again
No.940665
well dont
No.940666
nigger
No.940667
he did it…
No.940668
bros i need to cut the carbs out
No.940669
https://arrests.org/what the hell america
No.940670
trojan
No.940672
naps make me feel like dying ~_~
No.940673
naps feel great!
No.940674
new thundercat album just came out
No.940675
>Be me
>5’3
>Tell everyone I’m 5’4 though
>Not like it makes a difference
>Like 99% of guys I come across are taller than me
>Invisible to women
>Often dwarfed by 12 year old girls
>Hate being short
>Start claiming 5’5
>Still poverty tier height
>Nobody calls me out though
>Fuck it, start claiming 5’6
>Get a match on Tinder for the first time
>Start wearing shoes with 1.5” sole
>Now 5’7.5
>Claim 5’8 anyway
>Buy a 2” pair of shoe lifts
>Tell people I’m 5’10
>See that most 5’10 guys round to 6’0 anyway
>Fuck it say I’m 6’0
>Feels good
>Realise 6’2 is the new 6’0
>Start claiming 6’2
>Read study that says that most men add 2” to their height
>Fuck it 6’4
>Buy a thicker pair of boots to boost my height to 6’5
>Say I’m 6’5.5 to make it sound more natural
>Realise when you’re this tall you could add a couple of inches and nobody would be able to tell anyway
>Start claiming 6’7.5
>Round to 6’8
>Couple of days later on a date
>Standing at the bar trying to make conversation
>She’s acting weird
>Ask her what’s up
>She asks me how tall I am
>Tell her 6’9, as I did my 2 hours of Guatemalan spine stretches before our date
>She claims bullshit, says she’s 5’8 and is obviously a couple of inches taller than me
>I say most women don’t know their height, that she’s probably just 6’11 and measured wrong
>She walks out
>Catch a couple of 6’3 manlets at the bar laughing at me
>Approach the biggest one, stare directly into his bellybutton
>He shoves me to the ground
>Takes me a few minutes get back up while wearing my BigBoy3000™ custom elevator shoes
>Realise they must just be jealous
>Walk out of the bar
>Duck under the door frame as I exit
>Go back to apartment
>Get drunk and masterbate
>Update Tinder bio to 6’10
>Feels good being tall
No.940676
lol
No.940677
porn is made by literal devil worshipers
No.940678
sup tin
No.940680
>>940678tin likes porn tho
No.940681
tiniffer likes it…tin doesnt
No.940682
im awake, im awake
No.940683
>>940682did you wake up with a boner…
No.940684
no
No.940685
they should make edible tape for sealing foods like burritos and hamburgers
No.940687
foids must pay
No.940688
just had a little wardrobe malfunction
No.940689
once you can play skate 2 in rpcs3 at 144fps i'll never have to buy another video game ever again
No.940690
what about shadowlands bro
No.940691
i was playing the rakdos sac blender before it was meta
No.940694
whats a foid?
No.940695
foids will pay
No.940696
how many times are you going to ask the same question you satanist lizard snake demon
No.940698
tooner impregnates a different girl every week and he doesnt even like girls
No.940699
>>940697i only have a 4790k so it's still kinda slow for me
skate 3 runs decently but even the slightest frame drop ruins the gameplay
No.940701
its a pip with side handles
No.940703
>>940658thats a great idea
No.940706
there are so many videos of these mtg pros cheating in paper tournaments why are they still allowed to play in these mtga championships?
No.940707
how do you cheat at mtg
No.940708
probably stuff like card marking and other card mechanic tricks
No.940709
damn this new corona virus is getting to me
No.940710
theres a new one!?!
No.940711
>>940708people have done insane shit like put creatures to graveyard when they were supposed to be exiled and no one notices
No.940712
so like chess hustler tricks lol
No.940713
imagine taking children’s card games seriously
No.940714
it might just be the best game ever made
No.940716
one of the mtg pros literally murdered one of his friends and if you mention it anywhere wizards will ban your ass
No.940717
why would you murder your friend
No.940718
he put the creatures in the graveyard bro
No.940719
*brews another monored control deck*
No.940721
scryfall is so much shittier than magiccards.info was
No.940722
>>940717he was smuggling ecstasy from canada to us i think and his friend was going to testify in a trial
so this friend conveniently got murdered before the trial
No.940723
the perfect crime…
No.940724
im excited for the movie
No.940726
tldr
No.940727
This matter is before the Court on the government's "reverse motion in limine" seeking permission to have several out-of-court statements of Edward Romesburg, now deceased, introduced as evidence against the defendant at trial. The defendant has filed an answer in opposition to the motion.
No.940728
hes just selling drugs whats that got to do with magic
No.940729
gleepy did the us army really create the corona virus and release it in wuhan
No.940730
no it escaped from a chinese research lab
No.940731
ate too much…
No.940732
>>940729this has nothing to do with fort dietrich where the operation paperclip nazis were sent to develop "aeronautical medicine"
>>940730 this guy is right. also 5g
No.940733
whats 5g got to do with it
No.940737
i like the ridin with biden slogan, i could do that
No.940738
riden more like ra-den
No.940739
us berniebros are voting for trump now
take that democratic niggers
No.940740
biden your time
No.940744
toon are you still playing ac what does your island look like did you get any cool villagers yet
No.940745
>>940744it hasnt changed much, i've just been talking to villagers and moving some flowers around a little
No.940747
oh gosh a toon post
No.940748
>>940745is your house decked out and personalized yet
No.940750
>>940748its not fully decked
i havent gotten enough koi fish to cover my walls and i havent ran into any furniture i really like yet
No.940751
obama knows something you dont
No.940753
why is life in animal crossing so easy
No.940754
todays ice cream: cookie dough flavor
No.940756
so far the coolest villagers seem to be the egyptian girl the mummy dog and the catboy who dresses up as a maid
No.940757
i hate corona it ruined everything
No.940758
foids will pay foids must pay
No.940759
what is a foid?
No.940760
>>940759you are fucking pissing me off
No.940761
bros we need to learn how to play an instrument
No.940764
the roman dog(?) looks cool too
hes all stoic and angry
No.940765
what should my chinese american girl name be im thinking jasmine
No.940766
my mom is doing a physical therapy appointment for her ankle over the phone
No.940771
>>940765wuhan'virus muttson
No.940772
>>940769thats a good name
No.940774
thats horrible why would you post that
No.940777
shes just like me…
No.940780
wheres my bony cigarette smoking dark haired french gf
No.940781
ate too much ice cweam :s
No.940782
bros hop on cockatrice
No.940783
why bony
No.940784
wish i was bony
No.940785
reminder
No.940787
my sweat has developed a popcorn smell
No.940788
watching avilo i suppose
No.940789
killing of a sacred deer in 1h40m
No.940790
when they talk about people in historical documentaries it always gets me how casually they talk about how some guy would keep failing in business and went bankrupt like five times
No.940791
bros shadowlands alpha is out!!
No.940792
abe lincoln was a cel he asked for an arranged marriage but his bride-to-be was so grotesque that he connived to make her hate him so she would call off the wedding
No.940793
what are we jamming out to
No.940796
gook morning
No.940797
mornin'
No.940798
ohayou!
No.940799
>>940794>Auto-generated by YouTube.bwo
No.940801
dont call me a nigger
No.940802
grow up
No.940803
>>940799the description was automatically generated by youtube
No.940804
wish i was a girl
No.940805
same
No.940806
im *this* close to a meltdown
No.940807
one chance at life
not born as a slender femboy jfmsu
No.940808
getting close to a meltdown zaps me into productive impulse
No.940809
wish i was sippin on some claws rn
No.940812
when you shave your neck how far up are you supposed to trim?
No.940814
i wouldnt know im not a werewolf
No.940815
>>940811went to go look at my body in the mirror after reading this thread
No.940816
>>940815hows your bel' lookin?
No.940817
ate way too much sugar again
No.940818
why do you eat sugar
No.940819
hate sugar i cant get away from it
my evil gut bacteria torture me if i dont feed them all the awful junk food i can
No.940820
for me its steak. i love steak
No.940821
s/steak/mcchicken/
No.940822
i love all food
eating is the greatest pleasure in life
No.940823
want coronaslop
No.940824
if you would just exercise you could eat all you like
No.940825
i do exercise but if i could i would eat like 20,000 calories a day
every second im not eating i think about eating
No.940826
thats like a week of food
No.940827
fuck you and fuck food
No.940828
100% all beef McDonalds hamburgers
No.940829
eating is a chore
like narci i wish i could just get through with eating as soon as possible i would consider it a great blessing if they invented a pill that would fulfill all your dietary needs
No.940830
i can already eat all i like what do you mean
No.940831
https://mixer.com/narcissadepressed gamer queen is live
No.940832
eating nutritious food after physical exertion is the best feeling
No.940834
actually eating chips and pizza while drinking beer is the best feeling
No.940836
maybe ill make and sell industrial looking hipster lamps
No.940837
what happens in ac if you visit someones island who has one of the same villagers as on your home island
do they recognize you
No.940838
hmmm
No.940839
trannymouth! my nigga what is up?
No.940841
give me that mouth
No.940843
die chesser
No.940844
getting smartmogged again sigh
No.940845
chess is too hard for our smooth little pink brains
No.940846
i used to think frank yang was just spouting gibberish when i was a teen but now i get it
No.940848
*takes some mdma to overclock my heart to 144bpm*
No.940849
go for a jog instead
No.940850
fags
No.940851
>>940842capture the knight on e5?
rook captures on f4 continues the attack?
are you sure theres no mate?
No.940852
>>940851there's no mate but Bxf1 is -6.3
Nxe5 is -0.2
No.940854
whats 8814
No.940855
1488 backwards
No.940856
>>940852whats the line for nxe5?
No.940857
whats 1488
No.940858
oh nvm i see now, dxe4 and rxf4 isnt possible
No.940859
wheres the poopdoll spam when you need it
No.940860
>>94085714 is a reference to the 14 words 'we must secure an existence for the future of the white race' or w/e and the 8th letter in the alphabet is h so 88 is hh which stands for heil hitler
No.940861
thats really complicated
No.940862
did toot release toss i havent seen any epic posts lately
No.940863
toot should get over it and stop obsessing and harassing tossposter
No.940864
whys he banning anyone in the first place -.-
No.940866
we dont always behave
No.940867
one chance at life
not born within 1000 miles of an eromanga shop jdimsa
No.940870
>>940868why do cat owners bother with this shit?
when my parents bought a new puppy our old dog showed it whos boss in 5 seconds and that was that
these fucking feline autists take ages to figure out the pecking order
No.940871
The Killing of a Sacred Deer2017 Directed by Yorgos Lanthimos
Dr. Steven Murphy is a renowned cardiovascular surgeon who presides over a spotless household with his wife and two children. Lurking at the margins of his idyllic suburban existence is Martin, a fatherless teen who insinuates himself into the doctor’s life in gradually unsettling ways.
https://www.twitch.tv/longjohnstreamerstarting on the hour
friday: red beard
https://letterboxd.com/film/red-beard/saturday: love exposure, starting an hour earlier than normal
https://letterboxd.com/film/love-exposure/sunday: wings of desire
https://letterboxd.com/film/wings-of-desire/ No.940872
why do cats lift their butts up when you pet them
No.940873
they like it when you rub their butts
No.940874
>>940871does your mom know of your love for gooks
No.940875
*grabs the basketball*
ayo beerboy 1 on 1 me
No.940876
>>940874thankfully she's unaware of my penchant for the orient
No.940877
i would school any of you guys in basketball
No.940879
>>940877you aint shit beerboy
No.940880
been waiting for this all day
No.940881
i'm hoping this is as autismcore as the lobster
No.940882
>>940879*jacks up a three immediately after you check the ball*
No.940884
ewwwwwwww
No.940885
oh no we've lost followers
No.940886
im stupid and pathetic
No.940887
>>940882you wouldnt get it in even if i let you walk under the hoop
No.940889
i cant watch a movie right now im designing lamps
No.940890
die lamper
No.940891
>>940889design a lamp that can go up butts!
No.940892
>>940887the moment i stepped on the court youd be dissolved thats what you dont get im the annihilator
No.940893
might walk to the store and buy a diet pepsi
No.940894
is he ped or what
No.940896
every man is somewhat ped
No.940897
colin farrell is great at autistic dialogue
No.940898
colin farrell and i…we're not so unlike
No.940899
https://www.twitch.tv/ryuserawatching sera have a mental breakdown instead
No.940900
bet some freaky shit is gonna happen
No.940901
are you autistic?
no. i'm just a big fan of yorgos lanthimos. have you seen his movies? i've seen all his movies. i particularly like the lobster. have you seen it? it's a great film i really like it.
No.940902
good old yorg
No.940903
the yorgos lanthimos autistic cinematic universe
No.940904
ugh why did they mention periods
No.940905
what's wrong with periods?
No.940906
they come out of girls
No.940907
boys get periods too y'know…
it happens when we wipe too hard…
No.940908
back to work may 1st
3 more weeks of the neetworld
No.940909
i bet you wish it lasted forever
No.940911
>>940910what's wrong? are you on your period?
No.940912
creep
No.940913
i dunno its nice havin all this free time
but my sleep schedule is all screwed up i went to bed at 10am
No.940914
"On Main Street today, people are getting wiped out. Right now, rich CEOs are not, boards that have horrible governance are not. People are."
"What we've done is disproportionately prop up poor performing CEOs and boards, and you have to wash these people out."
"Just to be clear on who we are talking about. We're talking about a hedge fund that serves a bunch of billionaire family offices, who cares? They don't get the summer in the Hamptons?" he said. "These are the people that purport to be the most sophisticated investors in the world."
not a good look trumplet
No.940915
*slips in a couple quick quotes from a news article*
No.940917
tadaima
No.940918
okaeri!
No.940919
martin reminds me of an autistic person i knew in my therapy group
No.940922
im not watching today this movie looked really dep
No.940923
i wish real life was like this…
a world full of autists…
No.940924
did you guys ever have a school trip to washington dc
my school had one but i didnt sign up
No.940925
no we went to quebec
No.940926
whats the canadian capital like is it nice
No.940927
never been its probly full of muslims though
No.940928
162 field trip to dearborn michigan inshallah
No.940929
>>940926haven't been to in forever but it was pretty cool
No.940930
he didnt stop at the stop sign…
No.940931
>>940929do you guys have any epic monuments like the washington obelisk or the giant abe lincoln
No.940932
what the h*ck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No.940935
>>940933whats the best part of dc gleep
No.940936
all the weed i smoked and the girls i fucked
No.940937
>>940935the smithsonians, skating around at night
No.940939
ok movieboy im done
No.940940
https://www.twitch.tv/legenvdsealed cube action get in here magicians
No.940941
sealed cube isn't a bargain
No.940942
is the smithsonian zogged out? they havent replaced all the cool stuff with wax models of harriet tubman and what if thomas jefferson was gay exhibits have they
No.940943
>>940941how much is one run i dont even know
No.940944
demonic movie
No.940945
i went there in the 90's
No.940946
gottahavawawa
No.940947
>>940944*jacks you off in your sleep*
No.940948
the holocaust museum and the nigger museum are probably bad
No.940950
oh nooooooooo
No.940951
if im elected president i will begin the final solution for the f*nnish problem
No.940952
eating chips and there are screams for help coming from my stomach
No.940953
niggers
No.940954
grow up
No.940956
they call him repack rudy on the streets
No.940959
toon stream a lil ac
No.940960
steven…
No.940961
this movie has completely lost me
No.940962
whats up with the stressful movies lately i cant take it all
No.940963
you have to see how bad it can get so your reality seems less tragic
No.940964
no drinking tonight for me i feel awful
No.940967
look pad i made you a present
*points to a pile of dung*
No.940969
>>940967ahahahAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAGSH
HAHSHSHSHHSHSGAGAHAHAG:)))))))))))))
No.940972
might come out to my parents tonight at dinner
No.940975
>>940972wait until they make you sausage fro dinner tell them as you swallow it in one go
No.940976
mom, dad…i have something to tell you
….im a gamer
No.940977
cant watch this part
No.940979
>>940975dad is making sausage tonight actually…
No.940980
>>940978What a weird fucking homo
No.940981
phone
No.940982
>>940979if it doesn't go well you can say you were joking and the sausage swallowing was part of the joke
No.940984
mom… dad…
i've never found white women attractive…
No.940985
bros hop on wow we got into the shadowlands beta
No.940986
let me think about it
No.940987
*checks coins*
turt help me
No.940988
i can hear the sausages sizzling in the kitchen
No.940989
>>940972what are you going to say?
im not gay yet but ive a hunch ill have to come out one day
No.940991
ive heard that lifes not all about having sex
No.940992
that movie sucked big time
No.940993
life is about having sex with a woman female creating a child gettin hammered making fat stacks blowin fat clouds
No.940994
i liked the autistic dialogue and tension
No.940997
reeki face me low level poison build
No.940999
fighting temptation to purchase and pre-load ff7r right now
No.941000
is morrowwind fun
No.941001
might open up another ice cream tub…
No.941002
remember when that one noob kid told reeki that poison builds are a meme and reeki had to school him
No.941003
skyrim with mods to make the girls have nice tits and feet
No.941004
morrowind is fun if youre trans
No.941006
im trans
No.941007
yeh were trans here
No.941008
not trans im real bio girl
No.941009
post it
No.941012
>>941011joe rogan is a treasure
No.941013
girls have boobs
No.941014
>>941010*knocks her the FUCK out with a punch*
No.941016
nooooo you cant flip isabella shes mine
No.941017
what kind of weirdo uses the sauna with her clothes on
No.941018
my heart is too weak for a sauna
No.941019
never been in a heat death chamber never will
more of a cryochamber kinda guy
No.941020
used condoms dont look like that
No.941021
those are sardines cuck
No.941025
hooooooooooooooo boy
No.941027
who would pay 5k for that shit
No.941028
floyd mayweather
No.941029
floyd niggerweather
No.941030
the power cord ruins the look
No.941031
show yourself
No.941033
ugh knocked my piss jug over onto my carpet
No.941034
lmao
No.941035
daxos
No.941036
you need better piss jug protocol
No.941038
surging waterfalls of cum
No.941040
the flavor text in m10 lightning bolt?
shed a manly tear when i gazed upon it for the first time
its poetry
No.941042
quit scheming after our tax dollars neet orcs
No.941044
>>941043yeh sure ill play a match gimmie like 5 minutes tho
No.941045
tadaima~
No.941047
>>941023your mp4 is broken
No.941048
you guys will play all these other games even other shooters but not hop on warzone! wtf!
No.941049
tooner never plays with me
No.941050
had valorant streams open all day and i didnt get a key…scammed..
No.941051
first of all i dont ever want to play battle royales
No.941052
>>941046i wanna fuck her in her asshole
No.941053
any1 want the rest of my cigs im quittin
No.941054
>>941051bro tbis slaps this smackd
No.941057
>>941056bwo hook me up with a valorant key
No.941058
got doom running at 144 fps this shits crazy
No.941059
help i feel the need to cringeout
No.941060
We have made the hard decision to delay the release of New World until August 25, 2020 and the start of Closed Beta to July.
FUCK
No.941061
creating a standing desk for laptop out of a bookshelf seems like a strong power move right now
im sittin 2 much
No.941063
the truth is i use food as a coping mechanism
No.941064
minecwaft dungeons….
No.941065
same but also beer
No.941066
thassas oracle
No.941068
underworld breach
No.941069
i told you im not dilating in the station toot has set up cuz he doesnt clean it
No.941070
gosh i just love korone
No.941072
who would want to do that
No.941073
artificial gooks in the west
No.941074
had a good bowel movement
No.941075
damn i feel like shit!
No.941076
hate it when people block you over something minor. asshole friend does it all the time and today? he's done it for the last time. never talking to that fucker again
No.941077
>>941075stay shit shitter!
No.941078
>>941076you have to gift games
No.941079
>>941076those people arent your friends
No.941080
>>941079yeah definitely not any more
No.941081
since i've hardly been snacking during the 'tine my abs are looking real good…
No.941083
skinny gook:
*exists*
netizens:
1. [+1,033, -50] Her looks aren't something you can achieve with hard work. You can lose weight and get plastic surgery but her type of thin boned physique is just something you're born with.
2. [+833, -64] She's the real deal… hopefully she keeps maturing as is
3. [+704, -50] She was born with those proportions… ㅜㅜ so pretty
4. [+38, -16] Born to be a celebrity ㅎㅎ
No.941084
boring now post the mean ones
No.941087
good night
No.941089
get on warzone bros its time to game!
No.941090
>>941087kinda early dontcha think…
No.941091
just made history
No.941093
SVDVD-786
this is huge bros
No.941096
>>941093why didnt you just say Saba Saba Girls Who Picked Up Near This Physical Education College Were Terrible Soft Body! The Uterus Thrusts Up With A Large Penis Piston That Is So Close That The Labia Are Worn Off!?
No.941097
cowabunga!
No.941100
wear the labia right off
No.941101
beans beans the magical fruit the more you eat the more you toot
No.941102
never been blocked whats it like
No.941103
just part of the game, nothing to get fired up about
No.941104
wish i had a bear bf to cuddle with
No.941105
what should i fucking jack off to
No.941106
video game girl feet
No.941107
>>941104oh yooohooooo~ *wiggles belly*
No.941108
post your belly you tease
No.941109
hate bears
hate bara
No.941110
alright bwos tonight's probably awful horror flick is a choice between
Hell House LLC II: The Abaddon Hotel (2018)
or
Slender Man (2018)
cast your votes:
https://www.strawpoll.me/19738345we'll probably start in 20 minutes or something, watchan sopranos until then
https://angelthump.com/toon No.941111
>>941110at least watch a good movie
No.941114
lets make a low budget movie
No.941115
toon did you ever watch the old marble hornets vids? i got up to like…8? before i lost interest entirely
No.941116
is it weird to have a couch not against a wall
is it weird to have an entertainment center partially blocking a balcony glass door
No.941117
>>941110we'll need to perform a seance to get roger ebert's opinion before i can vote
No.941118
this guy has glass doors and a balcony
No.941119
cummed now im dep
No.941120
its an apartment like 75% of shitty apartments have shitty glass doors and a balcony
No.941121
>>941115yeah i watched the whole thing
it was fun to watch while it was being released because there was a big ARG thing with little hidden snippets being released on a second channel and through some twitter accounts, but ARGs are fundamentally unfulfilling since the solutions are never anything meaningful
overall there were a few cool episodes but most of it was just boring ass fake found footage
No.941122
its either the couch or the tv in the middle of the room theres just no helping it
No.941123
toon is a brainlet
No.941124
>>941121whenever they started introducing the multiple channels is when i stopped watching. which i guess is almost at the very beginning so i guess i didnt watch them for long. the video with the slenderman outside peeking through the windows scared me though
No.941125
>>941119that's why you need to edge for as long as humanly possible
No.941127
that doesnt sound healthy
No.941128
picture yourself as a caterpillar
No.941129
>>941110i want to watch exorcist III
No.941130
oh shit this episode is fucked
No.941133
pipe down im listening to some drone ambient
No.941134
keep it down to a dull roar
No.941136
alright we're doin
Hell House LLC II: The Abaddon Hotel (2018)
starting in 13 minutes (9:15 PM EST)
https://angelthump.com/toon No.941137
dr milfy
No.941139
wonder if the marble hornets guys actually made money
slenderman is like the 3rd biggest horror related thing in recent history behind paranormal activity and saw
No.941140
>>941137i don't wanna fuck my mudda!
No.941141
well looks like he killed your ass so it worked
No.941142
nvm stream saw
No.941143
>>941139how much money has slenderman pulled in
No.941144
i dont know but its big culturally everyone knows about slenderman
No.941145
i don't know about slenderman…
No.941146
i think its limited to under 30 year olds
No.941147
>>941141meet me in the gulag nigger
No.941148
i'm under 30…
No.941149
slenderman is probably like scp
totally unprofitable because its not a licensed property
No.941151
>>9411393rd? i dont think so slenderman was just a meme the only reason some normies might know about it is because of the 12yo autistic girl who larped too hard and said "SLENDERMAN" a bunch after she murdered another little girl
No.941152
five nights at freddies has a series of 'graphic novels' that sell at walmart, scp and slenderman have jackshit like that
No.941153
>>941151thought slenderman was huge
cant think of any other horror mascots from the 10s that are as prominent besides jigsaw
No.941154
remember when dr. melfi got rapped?
No.941155
fear is the mind killer
No.941159
i cant watch im too scared
No.941160
>>941154yeah really fond of that episode, not for the r*** but because melfi makes the decision to not help tony just so she can maintain the feeling of power from having him around.
No.941162
mom found the creepypasta
No.941163
uh oh the robes again
No.941164
love robes
No.941165
you guys remember the unreal hype around the first paranormal activity? the limited release combined with the commercials with people freaking out like it was almost too scary to be released in theaters
No.941166
didnt the cast of the blair witch project go into hiding after it was released so people thought it was real
No.941167
nice one toon
No.941168
you mean it wasnt real
No.941169
>>941165yep, went to see it with the boys
it was a good time
we got the ending with the jumpscare
No.941170
the boys
No.941171
>>941166they did that for cannibal holocaust
No.941173
the boys, the guys, the lads, the fellas, the chums…
No.941174
the squad
No.941175
#squawgoals
No.941176
you can totally tell she's in front of a green screen….
No.941177
love how theres tons of evidence of robed murder guys living in the hell house and cops have never gone near it
No.941178
>>941169it gets shit on a lot but i thought paranormal activity was pretty good
i especially like the scene where they put like dust on the floor and the footprints the demon leaves were like handprints it made the monster seem so otherworldly
No.941179
squad up 10 deep at the theater for the release of paranormal activity
No.941180
at least since the first incident
No.941181
>>941178that scene looks like shit on tv but in the cinema it was amazing
No.941182
this acting tho
No.941183
bad acting is a staple of good horror
No.941185
*goes in anyway*
No.941186
simps
No.941187
THERES TWO ROBE GUYS RIGHT THERE
No.941188
Scores of African students and businessmen remain on the streets of China's southern city of Guangzhou for a second night following the mass eviction of African nationals from hotels and apartment blocks.
No.941189
*slides in a quick news headline*
No.941190
xi…
No.941191
its been my dream for 4 months to own a cybertruck
No.941192
*dons robe*
No.941193
>>941188based china dabbing on niggers
No.941195
this police force is extremely incompetent
No.941196
ewon is a hack!
No.941198
did gayweed find a new comic to spam
No.941199
not me
No.941200
no im tooner
No.941201
im scared >_<
No.941202
this bitch
No.941203
never been scared in my life
No.941204
i got post-traumatic stress i cant shed tears
No.941205
*follows her in*
No.941206
sweetie…
No.941207
excuse me miss sweetie
No.941208
nobody would do that
No.941209
*puts in some hopsin contacts*
imma ghost now
No.941210
lmao
No.941211
No.941212
maybe ill be tooner
No.941214
board up everything except the doors
No.941215
cant wait to see that guy die
No.941216
couldnt handle 2 tooners
No.941217
how was that tardout acting im too autistic to be able to tell if it was decent or retarded
No.941218
diane is gonna kill him isn't she
No.941219
big tardout energy
No.941220
it's the hell door :O
No.941221
abaddon liek from teh bible
No.941222
>>941161i want to get into yugioh now
where do i start
No.941223
*teleports behind you*
No.941224
bro they did us like that flash maze
No.941225
Niggers
No.941226
ghosts are using the voice alg to fake voices
No.941227
one thing im disappointed about is that although the power of the house seems like almost unlimited it always kills people in lame ways like just slitting their throat with a knife
No.941229
O_O;
No.941231
>>941228lol what does she think shes doing
No.941234
baited
No.941235
so alex was in on it all along…
No.941236
OH THE GUY OFF Cmera is the guy on the news show
No.941237
im putting my money on it
No.941239
what ?_?
No.941240
'sleep sweet'
No.941241
did you see that slenderman
No.941242
>>941161>pewds watches english dubweebs btfo
No.941243
love weebs
No.941244
beardguy reminds me of a discount edward norton
No.941245
i was expecting the kool aid guy
No.941246
OH YEAH
No.941247
it's the hell door :O
No.941248
how much should i spend on a rolling pin to not get ripped off
No.941249
$80
No.941250
>>941249thats too much fuckin money!
No.941251
$200
No.941252
it's the girl!
No.941254
thats a steal
No.941256
O_O
No.941258
I KNEW IT I KNEW IT I KNEW IT I KNEW IT I KNEW IT I KNEW IT I KNEW IT I KNEW IT I KNEW IT I KNEW IT I KNEW IT I KNEW IT I KNEW IT I KNEW IT I KNEW IT I KNEW IT
No.941260
me on the left
No.941261
we know it says its you
No.941262
lol
No.941263
get a wood dowel or closet rod from home depot for a couple dollars
No.941265
HHRRRAAAUUUUUUGGGHHHHH
No.941268
i must resist the urge to consume ff7r until i finish sekiro
No.941269
i've read the changes to ffvii and it sounds mad gay
No.941271
aeriths liveths
No.941272
thanks toon
No.941273
ok but how about tifa…
No.941275
tifa dies
cloud kills her
No.941276
then cloud goes to jail for murder
jessi and aeriths dike out big time
minor changes
No.941279
>>941276dyke is spelled with a y
No.941283
damn i should have bought an xbox controller!
No.941286
brown nips :/
No.941287
>>941285ah good youre all already tied up *pours the gasoline*
No.941288
>>941285is this makeup or photoshop
No.941290
anyone else feel like shit all the fucking time
No.941291
>>941290its called a hangover
No.941294
>>941292looks shopped to hell and back
No.941295
whoa ive got 50 bucks in my paypal account didnt even realize
No.941296
you guys are normys
No.941298
im… norm?
No.941299
neetblog get on discord
No.941301
you're norm macdonald…?
it's a pweasure sir
No.941303
cooking is for faggots
No.941304
just microwaved some ravioli
No.941305
>>941304The Star Wars Nerd and the UFC fan in me both appreciate this comment.
No.941306
watching ghost in the shell arise 1
No.941308
plus one my ass
No.941309
post your ass
No.941311
i like beltfish
No.941315
what a coincidence im lifting right now
No.941317
we lift
No.941319
no ones gonna live your life for you bro
No.941320
>>941227remember throat slitter?
No.941323
you can do eet
No.941324
>>941322what is this old lady doing?
No.941326
new gecs tho
No.941327
whats that
No.941328
>>941321not toot but try theta=pi/3 and x=3
No.941331
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
No.941333
-chooo
No.941334
>>941332is leprechaun andy there
No.941336
>>941321>>941328did you try this?
No.941338
>>941335whats wrong with this?
No.941339
just saw a slenderman
No.941340
what happens then
No.941343
>>941342how many of these sluts do yuou watch
No.941344
we like roasties we like roasties
No.941345
when did you last talk to a girl
No.941346
ive never had a conversation with a female
No.941347
suffer not the foid to live
No.941349
priced in obviously
No.941350
BioAnal
No.941351
bull trap
No.941353
nu strokes album
No.941354
1938 that was a real good year, the future was bright then
No.941355
do you think you would be a good dad
No.941356
no
No.941357
id try then fail and probably run away
No.941359
should be a tin in there
No.941360
mom wants to make me go to easter service
No.941361
your faith in the lord will keep you healthy
No.941364
57 minutes? closed
No.941365
damn im gonna be up for like 8 more fuckin hours with nothing to do!
No.941368
im gonna force myself to wake up early then drink coffee all day to stay awake
No.941369
you always say that
No.941371
*stares at the playstation store*
le sigh…i know where this is headed
No.941372
didnt know koi fish were originally brown and their funky colors are only because humans selectively bred them going back hundreds of years
No.941373
yeah we like to play god big whoop[
No.941374
i want to live in japan so badly bros
No.941376
>>941374apparently theres towns in japan where everyone is white
theyre like the niggers/muslims of japan, slowly taking over the country
No.941377
my soul is japanese i belong in nihon
No.941380
fuck i need to shower
No.941381
>>941380*pees on ur head*
there you go lol
No.941382
david blaine made a deal with the devil for fame and fortune
No.941383
dont piss down my back and tell me its raining jack
No.941385
showered
cut my nails
No.941389
what's a foid?
No.941390
>>941389keep saying it dunkey
No.941392
*quickly checks for a fresh dunk*
dang, nothing
No.941393
everything on amazon is out of stock!
No.941394
got some TP coming tomorrow from amazon
No.941395
BROS THE IKORIA LAND CYCLE IS OUT
No.941397
>>941396i was just about to make a post about girls shaving their head
No.941399
i feel like i should buy a backup mic and headphones and keyboard and mouse and monitor just in case any of it brakes
No.941400
dont worry about it
No.941401
“Historically, the most terrible things—war, genocide, and slavery—have resulted not from disobedience, but from obedience.” – Howard Zinn
No.941402
fought my parents in my dreams :/
No.941403
did you win
No.941405
leg looks weird
No.941407
slappingdasmack?
No.941408
CmonBruh
No.941409
>>941406it'd be cool if everyone in the comm got a racing wheel and we burned rubber on the 'ring in asscorsa
No.941410
i wouldnt participate
No.941411
that new narset is kinda nuts
No.941412
i've been expecting you
No.941413
i need to shut down my computer to get one of my SSDs out
No.941417
ziigreb
No.941418
UGH this old hard drive makes so much noise i hate it!!!!
No.941420
napped again ~_~
No.941422
whats a foid?
No.941423
>>941422youre getting on my nerves kid
No.941424
>>941423if you tell me i'll stop asking
No.941426
dont know what foid means either
No.941427
DAE love kpop?
No.941428
'ate kpop
love gooks
No.941429
going to bed again in 5 minutes unless you give me a reason to stay up
No.941430
im going to do something really cool in six minutes
No.941432
foidcels rise up
No.941435
🥳
No.941436
💓
No.941437
😍
No.941438
😎
No.941440
>>941439i should really sell the cards i have on mtgo
No.941442
good morning :3
No.941444
'mornin
No.941446
we dont care dont post it here next time
No.941450
i care peko
No.941451
>>941445fortnite really changed
No.941452
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No.941454
*sips 'ffee*
No.941457
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1248590616151367686i cant believe the democrats gifted this fucking PIECE OF SHIT 4 more years FUCKING IDIOTS
No.941459
voids will pay
No.941460
vroids
No.941463
why
No.941466
uhhhh
No.941467
we're free now bud, toot freed us from the limit
