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Friendly greetings from https://spacechan.xyz/b/


suck a dick tooner
we dont get it up for 2d shit here




ive missed the slow burning atmospheric build up


cant believe they killed dogs for this movie


love blueberries in my oatmeal
they get so squishy when you cook them >__<


spacechan looks awful polposters please move there


their sidebanner tho…….


nice fetus queen


they stumbled into a neet den


hes pulling a logan paul


define polposter


lets adopt the weird autistic psychic child that will be fun


wu agwee cuwwent syswm oh paypeh!!!!!!


really thought the movie would pickup when they went to that lake
it has picked up a little to be fair but it's still kinda bad



lets see if movieteen gives it a 4 or a 4.5




don't responds to me then talk about me in the same post ever again


so movieteen is the opinionated dipshit


quick! hold movie boy down while i pour toilet water on him!!


toot give me the ip of the guy who requested that movie


boooooo im a demon



woah pretty cool payoff i was on the edge of my seat


lol that shit sucked


yeah a 5 might've been more apt


Took me long enough to see this. Pure, smothering dread. Grainy found footage like this is just perfect for an atmosphere of ghastly dreams, a spell descending on our minds.


i missed the first hour maybe that was a good thing
the final scene was great though


they really killed a bunch of dogs and birds for that shit?


they broke a tv too


it was like paranormal activity but bad


sooo uhh what really happened


quit streaming shitty jap flicks and do chinese kino. curse of the golden flower next


the kid was the incarnation of kagebushi or w/e obviously
hori literally says so


the woman from the village killed the little girl to ressurect the demon


stop streaming on angelthump that site doesn't work for me


i never saw this before. suge said he was defending himself


do what we tell you to do


tomorrow we're doing this guys top 4. then on tuesday we'll do wong kar wai


do you buffer or can you just not connect?


the lobster had meme buzz on /tv/ when it came out
i think the favourite is for girls


wow the nigger had a chimp-out who would have thought


dont you get it yet
movieteen only watches movies that are liked either on 4teen or by other pretentious directors
its why his avg score is well above 4 despite the fact weve only watched like 3 good movies so far
he cant form his own opinions
its kinda sad really


the lobster is the only one i've seen and it's good
i think it would resonate with the comm


the lobster is awful
the favorite is alright


yeah why the fuck do you only play movies that are featured in 4chan charts play some non poser stuff


dont bully movieteen
we were all young once


love the schizo posting boys keep it up


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my gf


oh yeah i watched dogtooth when i was a teen movie expert
it was unremarkable
check out ruben Östlund for another we live in a society teen favorite


her armpit area looks like a butthole in this pic lol


i havent seen any of the movies played so far except the wes anderson ones im just happy to broaden my horizons


it looks like a pussy


only watching pretentious foreign shit you heard was good online is as bad as only watching disney movies


whose pussy you been lookin at your dads faggot?


dude thats the classic pussy shape



capshitter has arrived


if only it were good "foreign" films
but no its just nip shit
hes literally a weeb :/




whats up with this dudes pencil


i miss when we were a twitch tv comm
tinny come back




grow up


you would have no interest in watching this shit if it wasnt considered cool online its the opposite side of the same coin as braindead capeniggers.


stfu neurotic clown


"i-its capes-s-shitter"
"h-he just doesnt GET it hh-haha"


not moviebro but how else are you supposed to introduce yourself to film but by going through the work of acclaimed directors


ah yes, the acclaimed directors Kōji Shiraishi and Kaneto Shindo
truly masters of their art


consuming art in any way is actually the most pretentious thing you can do


consume my ass daddy


the curse was a request
onibaba was the opposite of 'considered cool online' its totally unknown


maybe 1/10th of these directors are acclaimed he's playing dogshit because teens on tv said watching some gook horror film that's ackshually a metaphor for menopause makes you smart


give movieteen a break
whats important is that were doing stuff together as a comm


imagine how useful all this jfilm knowledge will be in scoring a jgf though


kaneto shindo is pretty acclaimed son…..





toot ban the 4tards



oh no i can't watch this flick my fellow 4normers didn't mention the director enough times


no jgf will know what your talking about if you bring these flicks up lol


are catfish dave's videos art?


unequivocally yes


stfu teen idiot


catfish is a shitty fish


anyway there were plenty of non-japanese nominees this time


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"i ain't got no date, but i got bait"
catfish dave said that


the fact that you're pulling titles from letterboxd should speak for itself


catfish dave pulls blue cats out of tennessee river banks


stop trying to bully movieboy he's a pillar of the comm




how can he be a pillar if hes 10 years younger than most of us


is it normal for girls to fuck their dogs


wgirls love it


hmmm i think that speaks more to your shitty contributions to the comm


is movieboy a cute twink


at least use lists from imdb where the users are all 40 years old and dont have time to waste watching boring movies to impress their online friends


white girls, yes


if movieboy is 10 years younger than me, then he's 15… a little baby boy…


how about you start your own movie stream and you can play all the non-pretentious non-4norm certifiably acclaimed movies you want


how about you suck my fucking dick you fucking retard




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i bet its reeki being whiny


*doesnt suck it*


no, i'm defending movieboy here. noroi sucked but i like the streams with my friends


i knew it wasnt reeki he loves the 4norms and their frog


just heard of these guys called death grips theyre great


reeki really cant get enough of that frog
i see him wearing t-shirts of it all the time


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nothing wrong with a little apu


There is no room for your incel bigotry here.

Edit: Whoa this post really blew up
Edit 2: I keep getting a lot of messages from you guys. I didn't mean to attack him personally I was trying to fight fascism on our board.
Edit 3: I wasn't defending him I'm a hard left leaning POC.
Edit 4: Guys fuck fascism and fuck him I'm against all forms of hate.
Edit 5: Thanks for the gold kind stranger!
Edit 6: I'm messaging the Mods to lock this thread because yall can't behave. I'm receiving a lot of threatening messages in my inbox from alt right incels telling me to kill myself.
Edit 7: I'm going to bed, Reddit!


electric wizard is going on tour with hatsune miku


love deathgrips but its nothing compared to in the aeroplane over the sea
id give both of them a 5/5 however


i'm a fucking nigger, reddit




*slips on over to spacechan.xyz/b/*


dont they have beastiality all over the front page


edit 8 : ok back redditbros, yessir


stop trying to trick me into going on your dumb site


Without 8chan I have become a broken person. If it doesn't come back soon I will become infantile. Just know I hate every single one of you and that I hate every minute I spend here. I hate space_, dawnfag, ravenfag, and ever since analockman's entire identity started to revolve around being a communist who hates Nazis I've begun to hate him too.


going over to fight fascism on crystal cafe


cant follow the posts anymore



…..in a way jesse enlightens them……
that's what lil ling does…….
….. there WAS
….. one player.




kids see jaylingz play…..they…..heh…… they don't try imitatin this time..heh…..even the dumass kids can see that big Linny is inhuman……the way he….heh….tricks


all my youtube recs are trash
and that reflects on me


looks just like that frog



my alg is 90% running vids now


that FUCKING nazi frog???


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that frog who gunned down 40 people in new zealand


nice gook


you are literally retarded bro


i'm just gonna get a pizza…


lost another round of fantasy sigh


thats what we like here


we like lots of stuff here, we do


things we like:
catfish dave


#2? gotta be pizza






yessir…. youngJLing…


2 hours of high energy fucking


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shes dabbing on those niggers


a heartfelt emotional story driven shmup
art style : gay weed
music style : gay weed


is bug catching actually popular in japan or is it one of those things that became a trope for some reason decades ago and people still recycle it


like missing people on milk cartons


its been in every animal crossing game


my money is on trope


bug catching? i sneer
bug chasing? real shit


like kites


i flew some kites as a kid




ive only flown 1 kite and it was a disaster


the prestige and momento are two movies that are worth watching once and never again because they get so much worse the more you think about them




i dont think about anything in the first place


isnt that every nolan flick



my fellow kekistanis


do you think youll regret some of your posts when youre on your deathbed


ill regret not posting more epic cringe





i knew that was going to be ohnonono before clicking





lights. camera. insanity



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me on the left


stomp stomp clap
stomp stomp clap


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alright bros all i need is a 400 yard 5 td game from matty ice to win in fantasy this week


if he makes all those passes to julio jones we can both win


you cant beat team paddicus
just forget about this week look to the future


at this rate i dont know if im gonna beat anyone
my team stinks


i'm just a cat fisherman


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you wake up in italy


im just a sipperman


i'd start immediately throwing haymakers


this is what having a gf is like. in italy



hol on a second tone


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you wake up in florida


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he did it bros


look how retarded he looks now


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i did it

it took me 93 hours but i beat persona 5 in less than two weeks


did u hate it


are you a proper jarpig now


now get on wow classic bro


it was the greatest game i ever got to experience in my life

lots of action, romance, sadness, and surprises

lots of gamer chill moments and it made me tear up and audibly cry a couple times

the ending is especially emotionally moving

100 times better than those old boomer movies you guys are streaming


movies are gay as hell i know
but i dunno if it could be better than persona 3


lol you gay


he's roleplaying


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hmmm should i charge up my vita and fire up persona 4 again or buy links awakening instead…


playing a jarpig consists of 70 hours hitting X and drooling on yourself it can't be emotionally moving


i feel like persona games are better if u take em slow and play it for like 3-4 months
a couple days on the persona calendar here, a couple there


im going to do a ng+play through now

its too good


i wish i had a game to play


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can you tell me if this is funny or not ive never played the game


a lil gay
a lil weedly


there is no brave stat is he referring to guts maybe?

also the big bang burgers were much larger

and stats arent represented by a meter its a star


hmm ok


iiiiiii'd rather be dead~
can you make it happen, tooty~


been a while since i made a 'nner thinking about making a new one


careful what you ask for


risen reef


why is pad always making thinly veiled threats like >>773086


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uh oh…


yo toot can you post a folder with all the banners?


she's just like me


my trapezius hurts…




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bwos are you ready for the best of trashbad?



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bwos i'm in mc




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how'd you know


got the kill tho







toon is doing some sadistic shit in gadgetzan…


it took 50 hours of grinding so he deserves a little mischief


imagine if voting was made public against like it used to be and they got rid of private ballots
youd have to go downtown and shout your vote at someone




anotha vote for drumpf, fine sir!


id probably actually vote if that were the case


dam the sopranos was a good ass show


you just know it'd be a whole big event and people would be selling beer & alcohol and fights would break out it would be terrific


cant believe this is a real vice piece and not an onion parody video



they see jaylingz play…
..they…..heh…… they…
… don't try imitatin this time..heh…
.even the dumas kids….can see
…. that big Linny is inhuman……the way he….






why do people pretend to be autistic


autism is "in"


big fan of retarded wwe gimmicks wish they brought back totally racist stereotype characters


post that big autistic boy with the beat up walls
the shirtless lad


hewwo woowee




yessir… heh….


week long public vote week pub crawl with corporate sponsors and mexicans with vuvuzelas trying to drown out the drumpf votes


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I'm an autistic grown-up and still love cute stuff and cartoons! We're just mature in a different (more fun) way💖


guy who wrote that is probably four hundred pounds and masturbates to toons



shes looks scary


sailor moon toons?


we slap to toons here so what


wonder if anyone here has autism


i've sent the marriage proposal


erotica is underrated




almost cant believe soulseek is allowed to exist in this bitch of a world




i dont hate women!


why wouldn't it?


because usually nothing good is allowed to exist


dont worry the norms will ruin it eventually


i put a couple albums on there that i had to buy off amazon.jp but i never launch the program and share lol




all is lost
the act of killing
embrace of the serpent

i recommend these contemporary movies as alternatives to old jflicks. some of the more mushed among us might think they are 'boring' though


hot sugar released a little album recently its pretty good if you like his stuff




harold budd/brian eno - the pearl
beautiful wind down ambient album


seen the act of killing because of meme buzz on /tv/ years ago


can’t bring myself to listen to music unless it’s on vinyl


*blows a creamy puff of life altering DMT broccoli oil in your face*
yeeeeah maaaan


same but i deleted it after half an hour what a boring piece of shit


did you like it?


what's the difference


not really
was kind of confused most of the movie for what exactly the filmmakers were going for and i didnt know anything about indonesian history & politics so it just seemed like kind of a weird gangster documentary


oh thats too bad, it was one of my favorite movies



the experience. vinyl is more cerebral


vinyl is a rich boy's hobby


no it isn’t you can buy a good setup for like 4k


not if you like readers digest cover compilations of old folk and country songs


4k is more than ive made in years



you can do it cheaper if you are willing to go vintage for your receiver and build your own speakers


the pip rises…


yeah just spend 4k to listen to the same music you can listen to for free on your computer bro


it isn't even close to that expensive unless you want it to be




need him to do that 2 more times in the next 2 minutes


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imagine being gay and weed


me? gay
me? weed


i have too many movie night ideas


curse of the golden flower



never thought tim and eric were funny


love the on cinema universe



america is a sick place


your just jealous you dont have your own findom gf


buy me steam games and i unblock


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gotta wee


what do you job norms even do who hired you weird little goblins


my parents hired me




can your parents hire me


no but i can im a manager


can i be regional manager


you have to start at the bottom you'll be doing yeoman's work for a while


what are you manager of a pirate ship?


i do IT at my dad's office, mostly just sit around all day on 4norm on my phone


sounds like you have nice dads


he's a good guy



just ate some warm berry crisp
no ice cream tho…



we work on classified projects


im baby?


you're 30


my stick is shipped…


ship this *grabs stick*


my dad asked me to go on a cross country road trip two days ago i said no


living the dream…


just a boy and his dad… alone on the road….


my dad was horrible ill never give him the satisfaction


my dads a good guy hes just distant



so this is what jap girls do together..


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tossbrother was right about the jarpigs


i should laugh


you raff you rose


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stivybobo gives me psycho vibes


missed all the good posts again


love blocking the jap niggers on the switchie


grow up


gleepster are dabs really 100x more potent than regular weed


*checks the time*


weeding doesn't do anything for me what am i doing wrong gleep its like being lightly sipped


1. what are you smoking
2. how much are you smoking
3. what are you smoking out of


about a pint
a coffee mug


imagine ordering a pint of vod at the local gastropub


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you know what astro lounge was actually an okay album


a pint of your cheapest vod please heres $4


you should be constantly getting "bellringers" or "the ones"



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new iphone launch in london


do they know apple isnt going to run out of iphones did anyone tell them


we need to encourage a return to traditional moral values


traditional to whom


to whoms't


just spilled water on my keyboard :)


i think spilling is my body telling me i need to stop


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huge is true


no clue what that jibber-jabber means


wasabi is a root


ah yes a root
for apples or oranges?


it grows in river pebbles


that clears everything up




river sand is apparently the best for high quality cement


just saw a comfy neet opossum on a night walk


did you pet him knowing they only know how to respond to provocation with fear





do you think the stabbed guy was happy the cop decided it was better to run around chasing the guy that stabbed him instead of administering first aid


let me just administer some first aid for your gaping wound :)


dumb gapers


shit im supposed to be asleep




wish it was just sip i needed then i could just quit


how about
the great dictator
the cabinet of dr. caligari


leaving las vegas
american beauty


im gay


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had a dream that i was a hot girl with a slim waist and big sexy boobs but they were brand new so i had to peal layers of skin off them which was kind of fun

that was a weird dream




youre trans




we dream about being girls here


thread got raided by speedrunners


what games do they speedrun


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forbidden memories


gooks have taken over the just chatting section on twitch
check it out


gooks ruined twitch more than fortnite zoomers ever could


just dont watch them


we need ice back the real content king


wagecoon hours…


dude just wade through millions of gook monkey thumbnails lmao


gotta say that my saucemaking today has been a colossal success


why would you wade through anything on twitch


even if you put the english filter on you still get flooded with gooks
you cant escape from these insects


so what was the point of it all?
in the end it just became justintv again but with subscriptions


this guy really cares about twitch lol


money laundering
also twitch staff gets to bang the top twitch thots


where does bezos fit into all of this?


what are you eating your sauce with?


just pasta…



they see jaylingz play…
..they…..heh…… they…
… don't try imitatin this time..heh…
.even the dumas kids….can see
…. that big Linny is inhuman……the way he….
…..in a way jesse enlightens them……
that's what lil ling does…….
….. there WAS
….. one player.


shut up idiot


brap city bitch


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wow new banner good one toot


its not new


its new


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where did it all go so wrong…


bwos shes got unbanned


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why are women so slow


what did she get banned for?


that's a dude vs women they have no chance


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>no bulge
did he actually?


the sickzii bulge


less weight
another step towards creating the ultimate male athlete


imagine waking up one day with no pip


stfu idiot


is he going to erp with himself again now


*kisses you*


One time I went to a Chinese buffet & put a mountain of chow mein & crab legs on my plate, it seriously must've weighed 5+ pounds. I sat down & just as I was about to start eating, one of the employees said "ohhhh so good prate for big boy yum", I pushed the plate off the table & left without paying. Fucking cunt bug people. Sure I'm over 400 but that's no reason to Target your customers.






my minecraft girlfriend and I would love this, thanks


yo movieboy i wanna nominate After the Rain


request denied




a real banger


cartoons arent movies kid


it's a movie


movieboy only puts up gay japanese movies everyone snores through


cartoons arent movies kid
theyre cartoons


get proven wrong bitch


if he hasnt seen it on at least 5 top 100 lists in those 4norm tv threads you can forget about it


cartoons arent movies kid
theyre cartoons



ohhhh so good prate for big boy yum




turt you said this time was different




you guys stopped posting right when i got here


i was hiding


always playing tricks on me
always giving me posts to read and then taking them away


we dont like you here


thats a lie we like him here
hes just a lil intimidating



i just woke up
had trouble sleeping


had a dream i was in his little grotto with a glass floor over dark waters and it had an opening and i was looking at the sea creatures swim by and i knew there were sharks or something worse in there but i couldnt see them


youre trans



stop gaslighting me


oh thats the one with the cute nippy running
ive seen some music video with shots from this film and it looked really cool
i wanna watch this



this was it actually
with music by shinsei kamattechan covered by some girl
it was really cool


dog shit


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it looks like a film this comm could really enjoy


movieboy add it



what the shit
I love seeing people desperate to pee. I love being desperate to pee. come chat about it. ps if I’m doing a hold HMU with instructions. I’m a bad girl.


i know that nip on the left from somewhere




le sigh
*photoshops the movie to a top 10 chart and posts it in a random tv thread*


not sure what genitals im looking at click with care



it looks like she was in scorseses silence
that was unironically a great film, one of the best of this decade


hes in a bad mood again


moveiboy add The Calamari Wrestler


i dont know that nip


please god bless us with apink comeback soon


you sick fuck


toot add a tv board


i like how releasing a new song is a comeback in kpop


honestly i feel kinda bad calling movieteen out
but at the same time i have facts and logic on my side so i know im right


youre a big retard :)


i wouldnt exactly say im big, im like 180cm or so


big in your retardation retard


heh :)


yeah that one is small


big heart, lil pip


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a cup of coffee… a day… a dollar… give me… your dollar…..


came up with a genius strategy to make me shower


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2009 ‘Κυνόδοντας’ Directed by Yorgos Lanthimos
Three teenagers are confined to an isolated country estate that could very well be on another planet. The trio spend their days listening to endless homemade tapes that teach them a whole new vocabulary. Any word that comes from beyond their family abode is instantly assigned a new meaning. Hence ‘the sea’ refers to a large armchair and ‘zombies’ are little yellow flowers. Having invented a brother whom they claim to have ostracized for his disobedience, the uber-controlling parents terrorize their offspring into submission.

The Favourite
2018 Directed by Yorgos Lanthimos
England, early 18th century. The close relationship between Queen Anne and Sarah Churchill is threatened by the arrival of Sarah’s cousin, Abigail Hill, resulting in a bitter rivalry between the two cousins to be the Queen’s favourite.

The Killing of a Sacred Deer
2017 Directed by Yorgos Lanthimos
Dr. Steven Murphy is a renowned cardiovascular surgeon who presides over a spotless household with his wife and two children. Lurking at the margins of his idyllic suburban existence is Martin, a fatherless teen who insinuates himself into the doctor’s life in gradually unsettling ways.

The Lobster
2015 Directed by Yorgos Lanthimos
In a dystopian near future, single people, according to the laws of The City, are taken to The Hotel, where they are obliged to find a romantic partner in forty-five days or are transformed into beasts and sent off into The Woods.

movie starts in 2 hours as always


Well as it's said, "don't dip your own in company ink". However who knows, it might just work out. I met my QT twink bf (yes sorry faggot, ik ik) through work. He was the same way except I also caught him trying to smell me on occasion.


oh nice ive been meaning to watch most of these ill be there today


when are we watching good movies again


*fucks your ass*


time to hack


really unpleasant shit today. it burned and it was goopy so some of it didn't come out and just gooped up the hole, messy wipedown, the whole shebang




poops bloomin


i actually got mad at how bad the shit was about halfway through wiping and started wiping hard, hope i didn't tear anything


sorry to hear that bwo i was hemmin earlier this week but had a nice one yesterday


i appreciate all the effort movieboy is putting into movie day


cant believe i missed rashomon and high and low >.<


i dont appreciate that he fucked my ass


lemme borro a dolla


rashomon was dogshit but high and low was pretty good


you wanted movieboy to fuck you


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>rashomon was dogshit


rashomon was dogshit


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>>>773391 (You)
>rashomon was dogshit


nice memes 4teen :)


ah yes the famous 4teen meme, "tinfoil"


idk what rashomon is but on average from the movies we have had it is more likely to be dogshit


nice tealtext, dumbfuck :)


it was bad even compared to this movieteen trash we are subjected to
so you know its bottom of the barrel bad


stop bullying moviebro he just has a mild case of gook fever


being unable to understand rashomon and claiming that it's subjectively bad
truly poetic


was the way gondo treated shoes supposed to be some kind of statement by kurosawa about how he sees his craft
doesnt want to churn out popular shit but doesnt want to be chained by tradition either




the classic "you just dont get it" defense
sasuga teenbro


it's a critique of capitalism


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i'm glad someone is standing up to movie tyrant
he is mean to me


*pretends to toots throne*


1 minute fresh original deck




ok now this is epic


i know a dictator when i see one
hes trying to get toot to like him
hes slowly and patiently working his way towards becoming a mod
and as soon as that happens 162 is fucked




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imagine a sidebanner
but instead of hot gooks or tin or whatever
its just a 24/7 movie stream of garbage tier black and white nip flicks



toot knows if he gives us a side banner we will never stop the requests


*flicks the loser banner on and off solely to lag toot*


toot's got a good brain, he knows how to herd us retards around


you like that lag? huh? HUH?


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add banner toot


anprims are cringe


ill crash this place down toot you hear me?


toot this guy is fucked in the head better do as he says or he might actually do something stupid



*clicks the loser banner faster*


my first demand is that you implement a side banner for the use of the comm


the second demand


gender neutral toilets


the streaming lounge


i am the law


*pops 20mg of xanax*


toxic incel gamers


cry about it


thats why we preferred zombie mode





*goes fast zombie mode*


another one of those hacker conference videos auto played and in the first minute the speaker showed the audience a demotivational picture with swear words in it followed by a xkcd comic


imagine playing that game for 30 hours a week in 2019


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hmm i thought 's methanol and butanol content would be way higher


30 hours a week is nothing kid


congeners are what you feel when you sipped too much


Spirits (vodka, gin) have less congeners than
beers or wines because many substances are not distilled due to the boiling temperature


whyd i drink last night…



a cumboy…


i have to poop but i guess that can wait until after the movie


i coomed


i hate the hour


hey this is a lobster podcast not a lobster movie


movieteen owning us pretty hard ngl


sorry for the delay

starting now >>773446





what the shit movieteen


you see
our protagonist is like a donkey
its poetry it rhymes


get rid of these low rent subs we want closed captions


wow classic is down time to cook some chicken


i'd sign up for this program colin is in


i think i should be registered as a sickziisexual


what movie are we watching


le lobster



yes im watching the stream whats the movie called its not "the lobster on the hour"


what i particularly enjoy about this movie is that every character suffers from severe autism


the other movies this guy did sounded like theyd be uncomfortable and depressing im glad this was the choice


nice john c reiley


autists: the movie


i missed the beginning, what kidn of meeting are they at? is it an autist dating convention?


the atmosphere is so novel


its a hotel where they have to find a mate or they turned into an animal nobody is allowed to be single


anyone who doesn't have a partner is sent to this hotel in order to find a mate. if they can't find anyone to fall in love with them after 45 days then they get turned into an animal



i dont get the exact rules with the hunting the single if they are single


no-singles policy for the entire country


incel genocide


stop with the spoilers retards


iirc they get extra days to stay human if they capture abnormies


its not spoilers theyve explained all of this already


no they havent fuck off


pay attention


iirc they get extra days to stay human if they capture abnormies


did you not see the scene where he was looking at the captured loners outside of his room from the window and she talked about giving them 'extra days'


shut the FUCK UP


i always vote for the worst movie lol




they came after coomers….


do what? coom!?


this movie is p funny


its a wonderful movie


ive turned myself into a sipper morty


just whinged




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wow this movie


id go for the short haired emotionless one as well


he shouldnt have let the hair-girl get away


what is she reading can any of you tell


why didnt he choke her at least
ugh fucking virgin


oh the dog was his brother
ugh :/




i want the dog knot


what did he lie about?


being a sociopath


being heartless
but it wasn't really a lie. he was just too cowardly to stop her choking


fuck!!!!! forgot about the movie!!!!!!!




its ok i wanted dogtooth this movie looks dumb ill just start watching here B)


ive already seen the lobster :)


electronic music lol




i'm straight and rachel weisz…


this could almost be one of the first 2 wes anderson movies


that waiter-boy is cute


is that the girl from blue is the warmest color


never saw that flick



oh yeah the one where its just two girls fucking for 3 hours


this movie could use some boobs


how do you homos not have a discord for this gay shit yet


we do you're posting on it right now



that was a great film
i felt the sex scene didnt add or detract that much; i appreciated the graphicness but think it could have been shorter


how long until john c parrot shows up


didnt colin kill him in the woods





he only shot him with a tranq dart
but he was running out of time so im almost sure hes gonna become an animal


he tranquilized him




movie really makes me want to floss


what was the name of the ugly speed run kid who can't talk






*raves in the woods*


wish lea seydoux would tie me up


just a quick rave with my incel bwos


stfu kid


went to a club that was 90% black people


was the first hour of this movie any good? ive been enjoying this despite being so late


it was funny


yeah its great


better than a fresh rudy video?


it's unfair that only daniel craig gets to fuck rachel weisz




i thought this movie was going to be melancholy and depressing



where were wou when wudy wevolutionized woney?


isnt over yet
colin was in in bruges right? saw that as a teen and it depressed the hell outta me


ye he was really good there


i am the wolf of mtg


oh wow dude how interesting O.o oh wow dude how interesting o.O



wish lea seydoux would bury me alive


suck suck pop
(suck suck pop)







why not just kill her


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lol okay


does boogie have a real name or does his birth certificate say "boogie"


were we given any introduction to the rebel leaders character early on? why shes a psycho?


hahaha yeah ok bro whatever you fuckin say man


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everyone in the movie is severely autistic



wish we could do like in anime
i start laughing
the comm starts laughing
we all laugh
fade-out/ camera pans to sky
it all ends


im gay and autistic


a waste of a good fuck




gookthany gooktano here, the internets busiest kfapper


like a sopranos ending


suck suck pop
(suck suck pop)


thats a shittier loona tho, like bottom 4 or so


uh oh


no no no no no




*murders daniel craig so i can make rachel weisz my gf*


*makes a series of bad posts for hours*


are you me????




did he do it? i tabbed out


dragged a little towards the end but i loved it


they didnt show anything it was left ambiguous


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it was implied pretty heavily


it never shows you but i think you're to assume that he didn't since his main "trait" was cowardice rather than short sightedness


HOLY SHIT LMFAO how epic this is awesome LMFAO HOLY SHIT


they never showed what animal the stone bitch was turned into


only saw the second half and enjoyed it greatly


movieteen accidentally hovered over his play history and it was all stuff like… it was bad stuff


how did that shitty movie get nominated for so many awards? is that really what normies think incels are like?


normies hated the lobster, a quick goog' shows you that


i think he didnt do it either
like the last scenes of him with her in the woods you can tell he's already getting cold feet about their relationship since shes been blind


tomorrow we'll be doing wong kar wai


hey i dont care jump off the tallest building you can find


why the tallest?


i wanna see movieboy splat on the sidewalk




thats a stream id watch


it was real bad stuff guys i think movieboy is going to jail


we could do jav label nights


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wong kar wai sucks ass i literally walked out of the grandmaster


isnt he known for love stuff
i know you guys love your martial arts flicks but its as bad as capeshit to me


that is because you are mentally retarded


+1 martial flicks generally suck


36th chamber of shaolin
drunken master
kungfu hustle

we NEED kung fu night


all these movie posts when we could all be talking about wudy


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Unfortunately, the movie’s second act tends to drag, getting bogged down by uninspired twists, while the first flies by with witty dialogue and a steady stream of novel details. “The Lobster” feels longer than its almost two-hour run time, especially for squeamish viewers, who will recoil at the film’s implicit and explicit brutality.


whoa a three word response from a girl? thats a new record


enlighten me wise old man


no retard


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Rihanna to visit Korea for her beauty class

1. [+363, -10] Westerners are absolute sh*t at make up, what are you trying to come to Korea to teach when we're the best at make up ㅡㅡㅋ
2. [+318, -4] Look at her covering up her own eyes when she slanted them to be racist against Asians before
3. [+259, -4] She's racist
4. [+27, -0] So she hates Asians but wants to make money here?
5. [+23, -0] ??? Why come here????
6. [+18, -0] Isn't it ironic that she's racist against Asians but she's coming here to make money? She must have nothing in her brain.
8. [+13, -0] There's no country in the world with better make up techniques than Korea, what is she coming here to teach ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ American make up makes all Asian faces look the same with that gyopo feel ㅋㅋ like Lucy Liu? Or Park Jung Hyun.
9. [+12, -0] Who has anything to learn from Rihanna's make up techniques? I don't even want to know.
10. [+12, -0] There are probably hundreds of kids with better make up technique than her in our country


we are living in the golden age of shikoshiko voice porn




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"no retard"


damn tin "chad" chad scoring big with gooks
he figured it out


i hope tins ggf wont mind his… sordid past…


were at burgerplanet right now
well figure it out


i need real life friends


shes beautiful
congratulations tin


are you asking me on a date?


yeah can i hold your hand


i dont know can you


if you want to hold my hand youre gonna have to fuck my ass pal


*grabs your hand*


*spits on it*


i finished season 2 of patriot. i wish i could do ichabod's bonding exercise with you guys


no season 3 :(


no sweason swee :(


season 3 of chihayafuru in like a month
were all good


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forgot i had to poop


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tell me about the clown


i think the pilot comes out next month


im so fucking lonely


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hmm… maybe beating off for hours every day is a bad thing…





who knows



would you?


morgan webb…


and thats a good thing


thats a strong yes


yeah…….. owo…….


has anyone seen i'm cyborg but thats ok


if you had to choose would you rather live in puke city or piss city


what movie


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was it noroi?
i was looking forward to it but it seems like you guys didnt like it


blah blah blah blah blah


it was noroi yeah


ah it must be good then


dumb fuckin idiot



its not right watching a horror movie when its still light outside


imagine blasting on its face




im packed and im holdin


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i'm just like you


hooooo boy i am bored


im gonna fire up the switch
thinkin splat, tetris, or smash


thinkin pedmush, mush, or mush


what about xenoblade 2


*boots up switchie*
*slips on diaper*
i am ready…2….game


*pops in some rusted root*
time…… 2 blaze……


*fires up a fat J*


suck suck pop
(suck suck pop)


currently very, VERY stinky


cuz im just a teenage tootbag baby


and here comes the day after drinking anxiety



just got a bag of 'trolli's greatest hits' and one of the gummies was a hand wtf


some drinking might help with that


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nothing but ska september



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oo mastah


you gonna make me brap



i had no idea chumbawumba was a somewhat respected band


tranny porn


this looks like it should be illegal


i think thats just a massive musclegirl clit


fucking gross!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


lol there's a sumo wrestler named wakatakakage





this is what its gonna be like when they roll out 5g


the chinks are going to beat us to the ritual mass suicide demon summoning


hope jerry sandusky got my letter


and here's why that's a good thing,



poor little white boi



babylon agawam captivity yellow yam scams and all


Caught my girlfriend cheating and I CANNOT cope please help

Edit: wow thanks for the support!


based on a jew story



yeah totally gonna click on that reddit link


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is reddit really this dumb


So long story short I found texts on my(18M) gf(19) phone tonight texting her friend things like “he pounded my shit” “I got some of the best dick last night” and “omg it was so good, I couldn’t walk last night”


Bro I’m gonna level with you straight off the bat. My ex did something similar to me and I found messages to her best friend about how much “bigger” this other guy was and how much she loved it. It broke my heart and has given me a complex with every woman I try talking to, I keep thinking with every new one “what if I’m not big enough?” And then there’s other days where I don’t care.


keep your homosexuality to yourself


hope they kill themselves lol




die sexnorms die die die


bro im gonna level with you straight off the bat


laugh all you want at least he had a gf


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it is better to have had a gf and lost to another man's pip than never to have lost at all……


no it's not lol


it's a famous saying


its better to have slapped the pip, than never to have coomed at all


i need a wife i can have 15 kids with


just played some guitar hero


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did you win
did you win at guitar hero


i bet you meant to post this on some 4norm thread but because you arent using jungle theme you got mixed up


yeah i broke some pbs


for me its bernie
stinky stinky bernie


only tabs i have open are 162, reddit, and joe rogan


listenan to protest the hero


sounds mega gay


the sweltering summer of '92



never had a gf what's it like?


we never have either



its awful


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good luck getting the smell off of that couch


tfw no cute medic gf


if i had to master some medieval weapons id go for the lance and bow


lets get gfs


i'd go for the halberd or baxe



just finished watching a 4 hour stream


wanna see a 21 second stream


gleep told me the only thing permanent about true love is the pain you feel when its gone


hes so fricken smart


no i didnt thats gay


gleep let me borrow his burned deftones cds



i was too old to be dumb enough to like them


*finishes my negan frame data notes*


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havent seen an rwhitegoose vid in a while wonder what happened to him


oh hes been uploading guess youtube just didnt want me to his vids anymore


this is the only life you have to get well on your head

time is passing while you are denying and running away from your things and the more you run away the harder it will be back

just embrace it and seek help, not in this limbo, not worth it


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stop it


*does limbo*


russell brand posts here now


what does this mean


shes trying to put her gayness away but it fell out



how does a weird joyless freak get a gf



lets watch this movie


Rudy From Alpha Investments Selling MM3 To Long-Term Patrons For $149.99



shant be clicking


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just had a spill but my system worked perfectly and none of the liquid got on any of my things


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snopes debunked that




i knew about dolph, brian may, and peter weller


david icke
david duke
theres one thing all these men have in common


bro why are his nails painted


all of us in the tacklebox army do it


*pulls off my human cloak revealing my scaly green reptilian skin*



*lights a drumpf effigy on fire*


norms have more of a life in one of their years than ive had in all of mine


i need a massage from an actual masseuse not some gook prostitute


college niggers are faggots


uni was terrible


to sip or not to sip…


we sip


have had horrible day after drinking anxiety for the last 4 hours but im gonna a take a nap before designated sipping time and see if i feel better *turns off monitor and gets into bed*


i really want pizza


i need a massage from some gook prostitute not an actual masseuse


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where are you pasting those from
sometimes i see shit like that on desu archive weird place to advertise


well i rolled around in bed for 15 minutes trying to nap so i think il take a cold lay in the tub shower


uticans for 911 truth i think
hopefully this site will become one of those strange internet graveyards


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pc farts boutta get rompa stomped


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heart rate of 84 you know im gonna sip


crypto beak…


oh cool
*doesnt click*





i finessed the mug


my mouth hurts


imagine having to give a 5 hour speech


she dummy thicc


sickzii is long long maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan


great post love it when my dep gets revitalized


dummy thicc!


ive sipped

and i will sip more


dippin on a gook


need to make up english words to confuse the gook




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how to chad?


see his neck? thats how


me on the left sickzii on the right


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mom making me get a handicap tag


honk at her


i cant drive but she will be able to park easily with it


no excuses you have to honk


someone remind me what the best lunara lvl16 talent is




well you see…


…they dont try imitatin young jay-O anymore….


did he died?


idk but that's a lot of weight


Have you not seen the graphics and open world capabilities of the franchise? No other game companies come close to Ubisoft when it comes to creating quality games. Rainbow Six Siege also destroys every other FPS games out there.


ubisoft is garbage


crazy how they managed to fuck up splinter cell as much as they did


rise up gamers


feels good to be an incel gamer


women cant be veterans


fucking whores


*takes a knee*


this knee was brought to you by nord vpn


i use nord vpn every day myself


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dont worry about the haters bwo
youre epic as fuck



further proof korean dog eaters arent human theyre just one step sideways from niggers


japanese are the dogs and they should get out of korea


*looks you dead in the face*
download amino app using my code


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wheres the after pic


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oh no no no


i dont have one


dr. kim is a miracle worker


this website is disgusting and filled with monkeys




literally the wise sage of our comm




'tis better to have gooked and jacked than to never have gooked at all


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as a gamer i


*adjusts glasses gendo-style*


*kicks you in the face shattering your glasses*


*puts on a cape*
i am glassman


i sort glass


in case you didn't get the reference


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i laughed


hm i see


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so many choices so little time




fuck off depraved weebshits


that blonde yuriyuri with the rum raisin… she really gets me going…


the yuru yuri girls are kids you freak


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For those wondering where i've been…i have been training. The days and nights feel like they've blended together i felt a lot of pain past months, decided to close discord and all distractions and put my sole focus towards going pro, and ascending to a new level. Stream soon™

avilo rising


dont ped the yurus



i wish your waifu was real so i could kill her



just like you and me


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