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lets change the subject


kill yourself you fucking retard freak


first for sickzii




*acts hostile for no reason*


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insane run


ah yes Helsingin kaupunginvaltuusto keskustelee rasismista i agree


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i hope the next soulsborne die twice game is in space


how does a site as big as instagram not have a dark mode or a decent image viewer


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james’ site is dark!


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lets face it bros
reeki is winning again


soros and obama just recently flexed on everybody tho


sipped too much last night…


good morning :3333333



scrambled eggs is so gross


shut up american swine


which let’s play channels are you guys subscribed to besides jablinski games
recommend me some channels


we're not subbed to lets play channels because we're not toddlers


joe robident




im todd


more like odd


speak for yourself


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stop posting pictures of me


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a little over 13 hours until its drinking time!




im pretty into jablinski games


got my new snowboard jacket and mitts…
wish i was snowboarding bros


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unstable has some of the best lookin lands


whats wrong buddy?


unstable overstimulates me


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55 hours left on the wow sub..






been alging this too


When I Show You How Far Marvel Comics Has FALLEN…It Will Break Your Heart
Comics MATTER w/Ya Boi Zack
Published on Mar 11, 2019


the bit boy


get the fuck out of my FUD bunker with all this FUD



okay i think he has a point
skip to 4:20 for the review


im not clickin your epic marvel shit bro unless its mahvel niggas freakin out during evo or somethin


sickzii did the sex on me


hi sickzii…


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just did my taxes
gonna give all of my refund to toot for a job well done


imagine dying
like a heart attack rn….some people are so rakki garrr


some women are all safe girl



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*casts a curse on texas tech virginia and auburn*


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crazy how we're still a comm…


we're in here >>627141



it always came down to two people
the divine pairing
one will live
and one will die


one though my heart please


we're all here because we're autistic


life is tiring



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im ready for the thunderdome


yeah whatever you say timmy


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every time…


rudys got the chalk


superhero trash was never good


should i watch the fifth element or forrest gump


watch THIS *wiggles ass*





*mows the lawn for $5*
*bikes on down to 7-11*
*buys a slurpee and the latest marvel comic*
*heads to the arcade*

bro you just don't understand this aesthetic


retard kid


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*steals $5 in change*
*bikes down to the beer shack*
*buys 4 steel reserves*


i did all that except switch marvel comics with hockey or pokemon cards
because comic books are for retards


*steals someones wallet at the school cafeteria*
*runs to the local gamestore*
*buys a pack of yugioh*


what kinda slop shall i get today hmmmm


ew dont post gay shit like that


kinda thinking about some taco bell today..



nothing gay about a futa taking a dick in her urethra


do futas piss out of they're cocks or out of they're puccis


futa with pussies are gross


balls and pussies


its not a futa if it doesn't have a pussy

it's a tranny


futa is gross then


don't bother


what about a dickgirl
do they have a pussy





virgin mtg
chad ygo


toon is training to be a mass shooter..




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*enters the padmonkey den*


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where exactly would yanggang fit on this graph


libertarian left is an oxymoron


nothing wrong with educating yourself >:)


a goddess..


bros get on fortnite


lol tooner is watching those police gun training videos


"and your firearm and ammunition choices are absolutely part of that"

mmm yes


comicbro here, a few days ago i made a post that covers all this in a much better way



toot ban comicbro


im an idiot
shoulda just checked her profile for a bikini haul in the first place


no you didnt
we'd remember that
your post must've sucked


comicbro here


paul harrell doesnt like cops


big meaty wgirl ass..


toot make comicbro service all our cock and balls

put him in the belly pit




when will tooner's incel rampage be?


tooner fucks


nowadays if you dont get a good score its just embarassing


*activates windows*


its a double check you have to move the king you cant take or block both pieces but the king has no squares to move to its a beautiful double check checkmate


tifa's polygon ass…




i feel entitled to having sex with her


shes cute i wanna go back 20 years and rape her


11 hours until its drinking time!


that white outfit she's wearing isn't very forgiving. she has an awesome bod


there's nothing to forgive


are there any pics of her now
she must be in her 40s right



shes 52 now


action starts at 9:30


wow a generic cosplay slut omo!!1!


wq…hosting velvet_7 lol





im getting ads on twitch now bros *never goes on twitch again*




Your rear is super juicy. Combining with your natural great shaped bust, I would say that you will be looking good for the present, the near future and probably into your 50s. Cheers.


found out how to block ads on twitch




you cant block ads on twitch


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remember when sbenu saved esports…….
and then it turned out they are literally korean mob lol


does the korean mob have its own cool name like the triads or yakuza?


the gookers


idk but the commercials with aoa were so cool



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did she do grav or JAV?



no one died in christchurch


that would be quite disappointing


the gookuza


"Jo-Pok (조폭)", which is shortened form of "Jojik-Poklyeokbae (조직폭력배)" which literally translates into "organised violence group".


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ah yes, the jojik-poklyeokbae


i mush to this guy sometimes but cant stand his positive attitude


"organised violence group"


wow bwo have you taken le epic tinny redditor black pill???


yakuza is a meme made up by envious dog eating korean and chinese


taking the ole dammegard pill rn


non-whites aren't human


hop on skype pussy destiny will even let you debate him live in front of 20k viewers to get your word out
unless youre chicken of course


im gay


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tooner is dangerous


youre all fucked in the head im the only normal person here







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need an eldritch gf


you really are a comedian


bwo we're actually voices in your head


i should probably pack


*fires up 50 porn tabs*


gaming on linux is so fucking trash hoo boy why did i even try this shit


im gaming on linux rn what are you talking about


nigger learned the hard way not to fuck with pussy ass white boys


finished reading through the thread
hmm what to do now


if that guy was willing to shoot theyd all be dead


youre gaming thru linux not on linux


imagine failing an armed robbery
hes gonna be the laughing stock of his local black persons group


let's game through unix


what is blue shirt guy even doing


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alright boys lets see em


i watch an alg with a guy who watches videos like that and talks about what they did wrong/right. the biggest deal #1 rule is creating space between you and the person you want to shoot


2019: risk of rain 2


i dont know what games came out when


2019 sekiro


okay ill make one but half of them will be guesses because i havent played many games


shenmue released in december 1999 for japs
but for US/EU it was the next year

would that count as a 99 game or a 00 game?


2004: cave story


baby chicken diaper


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4pm-6pm general gaming and video watching
6pm-10pm march madness
1:30am drinking time

todays schedule


*puts on my new north face fleece pullover*


4:30pm taco bell
5pm-9:30pm making that best games of the year list
9:30pm-2am shower
3am bed


little baby chicken diaper with a little shit pin in his room trying to make chicken salad from chicken shit because "im a piwwaw ob dis commuiwee"


bb u need to slow down youve drank like the last 7 days


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nice job idiot


its only been two nights in a row bro its been social drinking


on second thought i dont think i can make a list since i havent played shit
2001 and 2002 i couldnt even find a game tbqh


pointless post


u too


dont listen to the "drinking is bad" retards theyre probably anemic skeleton vegans that would die from lifting a banana


dwinking is bad fwo yew

*gulps down pharmaceuticals*





diablo 2, chrono cross, marvel vs capcom 2, quake 3 arena…
what a year for games


The best era of "face fucking" porn?
For those of you that do enjoy it of course. If you're a hater, then I don't see why even clicked on this topic. It's hard to imagine, this genre has been around for almost 20 years now, and I've been watching it for the majority. The way I see it, it can be divided up into four distinct "waves" over time….
1st wave is the OG. The original stuff that people ranted and raved about - Max Hardcore, Gag Factor, Slap Happy, Throat Gaggers, etc.
2nd wave was the face fucking boom. Everyone wanted a piece of the pie and new ones were popping up like crazy - Throated, GagOnMyCock, Gagging Whores, Facial Abuse, Young Throats, Face Fucking Inc, etc.
3rd wave the BDSM era. After BDSM has went mainstream there was an inevitable marriage between bondage and face fucking - Hogtied, PornStarPunishment, Public Disgrace, Sexually Broken, etc.
4th wave the age of the amateur throat fuckers. With the advent of tube sites that cam sites paying amateurs to perform, there has been a lot of home-made face fucking porn circulating in recent years a some picking up a bit of a following - PornHub, Clipsforsale, MyDirtyHobby, etc.
For me it's tough call between 2 and 4. There was a lot of classic stuff to come out of the 2nd wave, but I am very much enjoying the current trend of seeing so many amateur females taking it like the pros. I like the use of a fixed camera more, where they just set it and go. No frills, no cuts, no editing, just straight face fucking. Some of it is right up there with some of the roughest I've seen, with a real uninhibited "no fucks given" attitude, with several channels seeking to one up the others for "most brutal" video.
What say you?


go back there


accidentally clicked the cross game ep 1 vid with the song earlier and cried
they were manly vod tears so its okay




im nig



*slips on over to i.redd.it*


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dont know what i was thinking getting guac from taco bell
this is awful


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im telling you bro get the $5 box..


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just when i thought my day couldnt get any worse because im nursing a burnt tongue that i keep sucking on the roof of my mouth so my whole mouth is swollen now it looks like my hand is getting red for some reason
ive just slammed the cabinets in the kitchen now im in bed holding back tears




why the fuck do you only have 4 fingers


nice very epic
162 - middling effort 'dit reposts


thumb isnt a finger shithead


cant believe padder is so good at splat 2 with only 4 fingers this changes everything


yes it is


the django reinhardt of splatoon 2





he's just like me. don't ever get facial tattoos comm


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oh i see why you posted the apollo smile vid now

theyre lookin for her to do voice work for the new space channel 5 VR game


wish i was competent enough to make my own desk


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making a standing desk would be pretty cool…


i just need one that fits the corner of my room in a very specific way


standing while gaming? not sure about that…


Finally, a Story on a White Guy Wearing a Do-Rag in a Non-Racist Way


2 small hurdles (sawhorses) and a big thick door sized plank


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this hermano is fucked


I am a Dishonest and disrespectful


noooo thats the opposite of what you should do. now shes going to leave and dude will have that tattoo


if you want to earn my trust you must drink 4 25oz cans of steel reserve or equivalent (natty daddy or icehouse edge) and down them all in one night drinking session (5 hours)





last time i drank i had 1 & 1/3rd bottles of wine and ended up puking


lightweight boy :3


it was the extra 1/3rd that did me in


wish i had a big hairy bf who gets a lil rowdy and drunk


i used to love getting the gallon jugs of carlo rossi red wine


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uhh started getting it in my recs now as well


im a big boy but with alcohol im a lightweight




dude i love chickens


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*schlp* *schlp* *schlp* *schlp* *schlp* *schlp* *schlp* *schlp* *schlp* *schlp* *schlp* *schlp* *schlp* *schlp* *schlp* *schlp* *schlp* *schlp* *schlp* *schlp* *schlp* *schlp* *schlp* *schlp* *schlp* *schlp* *schlp* *schlp* *schlp* *schlp* *schlp* *schlp* *schlp* *schlp* *schlp* *schlp* *schlp* *schlp* *schlp*


keep getting these in my recs lately
[random kpop song] but you are at [some place]






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how do smokers fly for hours with their addiction


i've never had an argument with that many people at once


*slips on a couple dozen nicotine patches*
phew that'll hold me over for the next 20 minutes


valium, alcohol, cough syrup


im going to read eroge now niggers
*skips 50 posts*


cant believe they banned smoking on planes just because its been scientifically proven that second hand smoke can cause cancer


its been scientifically proven that white people are subhuman



cant BELIEVE this shit


finna splat


nicotine gum or snus
or real chew if you can sneak the spits


damn she made it


i used snus on an airplane
thats when i realized i liked snus a lot more than cigs and quit cigs shortly after


8:11 lol


i've flown on a smoking flight when i was a kid. before they banned it everywhere and in resteraunts you got used to it and it wasnt that bad.
now that i never have to smell it i'm really sensitive to it. if the door to my moms room is cracked it makes my throat scratchy and its hard not to cough


i like 9:35 when shes talking shit about the ravens with black dude


y'ah y'ah y'ah


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i miss my kibbutz boys


it's easier to get 200 people with functional i.q.'s to get off the plane than it is to try to talk to one lady and have the cops drag her off the plane


i like how you called her lady

so progressive


im smoking doja till my brain the size of protozoa


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she's religious


incense burned green tea boiled PJ's worn yea its 162 time


5 hour sessions are baby numbers


gleep have you ever tried to ghost ride the whip



Apple cancels AirPower, the wireless charging pad it announced over a year ago

oh no no no no noooooooooooooooooooooo mommy please it was supposed to come out any day now


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/out/ is hella based


yeah its one of the last few good boards


no it isnt


wireless charging isnt even wireless theres still a wire involved its all a lie


I made an app that helps people with colorblindness cook their ground beef, and let’s people with normal color vision see what it’s like to be colorblind


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gonna need to hear joe rogans take on this before i can come to a decision


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toot i hope you have something planned for april fools


otherwise its the biblical mag dump time


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can i get the reddit post


yea i've done that but i didnt get on the hood or do a really good one


gooks, chinks, electric sockets


i had to stop watching joe rogan when i realized he was slowly radicalizing me

he uses classic boogs tactics of saying he isnt taking a position or didnt mean what he said while being passive aggressive and looking down on you


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tineye lmao


classic boogs tactics


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classic boogs


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he's a fencesitter, gatekeeper, and lifetime actor


ty i didn't know i had to click the size thingy




getting bullied for my hot take on joe rogan right now -_-


ufc prelims about to be on…


ufc tonight bros


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sit down faggot, let me teach you a little something about why losing weight is hard




two roid niggers step into the octagon…
only one emerges….
an honorary white….
to impregnate our women….
a long lineage of kings….


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you see, it's all about genetics,


genetics play a significant role though as your gut flora impacts how you absorb nutrients and calories and has an effect on your metabolic system


this video goes out to TODD HOWARD




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yeah the size thing usually gives the right results while the default results are trash


it *eats shuwarma* really *eats cake* comes *eats fries* to *eats ice cream* genetics


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im definitely rooting for gonazaga tonight because two of you have texas tech in the final four…


my gut flora?
a mess


im mathematically eliminated because of beer god


karate hottie…


we can only go down with the ship together now..



how is he so good at everything


his iq is so high he actively tries to kill brain cells with booze


what :O


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i love the azn girl in iron fist and got tricked into watching 6 episodes because i thought she was so hot



now i'm mad


baby chicken diaper


weird how that is the same thing as narci
i mean even towards the end of the botw era you sometimes saw glimpses of cosmo but its drowned out by the trannyshit and drugs most of the time


dont deadname her



CIA nigger





*watches the oa season 2*
hmm not bad despite all the zogged shit


honestly gooks are sick in the head…

this show has a 13 year old girl dancing in booty shorts


wonder how the alg looks after watching that video..


all these new ASMR people who don't get it at all


bwo the ceos of big companies are auditioning kids


ban children


asmr has been dead for 5 years now


imagine a world without niggers


so romania?


bros get to miami were going to ultra i got the molly



reminder that chad copied romanias flag



soviets are honorary niggers


grow up



are all the 'rida boys there?





imagine actually playing this


imagine having a million dollars and just doing what you like whenever without any stress


boxing seems like the gayest sport


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*jabs you in the nose*


im rooting for texas tech to win the whole thing even if i lose the bracket



ufc stream its the prelim fights but better than watching these fags at ultra


if i had millions of dollars i'd hire some really good private tutors


there arent a lot of good fights but when they are good its awesome


ah yes the chaos strategy…


i'd have a team of surgeons transplant my brain into a dead body


i'd fund illusion game studio to hire more people and make more games



sick son of a bitch



gonna check out that disco dingo beta
see what that gnome 3.32 is all about


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at least they are living their lives your just watching other people


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nasty little goblin


wtf man


pearls epic as hell



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owo one champioship later


please god eradicate all kgirls



i would kill god if he did that


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162 wow retards watch this so we can farm keys


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muzzie gf…


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a lot of championships on the line…


no god dont listen to this guy


$$\nabla v\vert_{\gamma^-}\cdot \mathbf{n}^- =-[\![ v\vert_\gamma ]\!]\ \nabla v\vert_{\gamma^+}\cdot\mathbf{n}^+$$
tooty fruity your thoughts


but the collapse of the kpeninsula would be quite a show


a chani gf…



*gets tired and hugs you for a while*


spice is the mind booster


i'd be a disgraced mentat that took too much spice to do my job


you seem more like a semuta guy


is there a video of this and not just a reddit le epic no sound clip




ikea desk degradation is accelerating
not long now


what's the context?


math is gay



you need some real furniture made from solid wood not those cardboard embarrassments


im dyin for a new desk too
lots of surface area
maybe L maybe not


right now its the ikea desk next to the walmart foldable desk

would really like a nice solid wooden desk


walmart foldable *table


make furniture out of old pallets used to ship chemicals


pallets are riddled with nails


make one out of 2x4s they are super cheap forget the pallets


based brapper slide these niggers a splagot


ripped my new under armor shorts on a pallet just last week


pallets burn good
good for cooking hot dogs


grow up


dont eat pallet cooked hot dogs!


i guess machine learning makes P=NP irrelevant
never really thought about it but it makes sense….



general ai is possible and soon too


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stop watching these videos you're doing permanent damage to your brain


bros im really craving the taco bell today but i could spend that same $5 on beer..


get bier


just had taco bell
3 tacos
nacho fries
baja blast


*kicks you in the stomach*


my costco carries sapporo now so i got a big case of those




"Although the company maintains the illusion that it is imported from Japan, all Sapporo Beer sold in the US is brewed in North America," the class action lawsuit stated.


its premium beer…


ahh the classic defensive mechanism of a math student realising his profession is quickly becoming irrelevant



yes yes you are all so very smart now let me mush in peace


no it isnt its piss water


doesnt tell me much


time for sleepies


rolling rock is not made in the glass lined tanks of latrobe


ugh now im fiending for some tbell



dont attack her she probably already feels bad enough knowing her job doesnt contribute anything worth value to society


yes it is


every day the nigger who lives below me is screaming at his bitch


send him a lil wellness check


nothing is made there anymore. its made in the annheiser busch tanks in cincinnatti with sam adams. something gross like that


i know a guy on the inside and he can confirm they still use glass tanks


grow up



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ah yes the vod and chili is mixing…..theyre making magic in my stomach


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the uk is gonna block porn now or whatever


*creates a new neuralcrapgorithm for enhancing mushtube's alging by 0.1%*

ahhh feels good knowing i'm contributing positively to society


i also got some glenlivet. its alright for a thirty dollar single malt but not that great. i prefer a good rye


*puts a knife in your kidneys*
shut up nerd


a knife long enough to go through both kidneys would be one heck of a long knife, nearly a short sword really



beerboy never graduate but he a skol scholar


this is the kind of thing pad will reminisce about on his death bed




whats your reason for living


ensuring the demise of my enemies


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thanks for the tip


i live to blow my nose


idk sometimes


chinks on javlibrary
google translated their comments and theyre going on about plastic surgery
fuck off and stop commenting on unreleased vids when will you learn


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*listens to sufjan*


ive had 18 year glenfiddich and its good but unremarkable, kind of boring


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they did that themselves why have the same before pic at night from the same angle


toon will you protect the comm with your epic operator skills when the zombpocalypse comes?



low-t milquetoast post


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bwos im about to open that pack


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fairbairne sykes fighting dagger


*feels the illinoise*


this is sadder than those elderly folks that glue themselves all day to slot machines


oh shit i can pick any of these 6 packs
which one is the best bros


glue yourself to my ass daddy


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what color do u like?
if your a white bro then dominaria or m19 have ajani and tefari


and 19 has resplendant angel if you like angels
and the warleader

if u like white then 19 is the choice


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i picked this one because it has black+white cards and those are cool


I can't wait to find out what's inside. Open it!



i cant wait to find out whats inside. open


i'm just not niggerlicious enough to enjoy opening those loot box things in games


loot boxes dont make any sense to me



but crankin open a $4k booster pack in real life?
yeah…thats the stuff…


i can't remember if i liked opening pokemon packs


the only thing i like buying is tools and booze which is also a kind of tool


what if it was resealed?


new cards smell ah…


more definitive proof that asian women dont like skinny men if they want a skinny man they will date their own

they want a big belly boy


i don't understand football


well you see…


you'll never prove it


also that pack price is outrageous you would never get $4k of value out of an arabian nights pack right now
theyre just capitalizing on arabian nights being sexy right now, next month itll be tempest again or something else


Dice rollRolled 1

odds beelu


what they dont want you to remember



bros its almost at all-time low
alpha, reserve list, near all time low, 8.5
no brainer


Dice rollRolled 2

rerolling to make sure


why dont people copy down the descriptions onto pieces of paper and make decks then play with those? why are card gamers such small brained corporate sheep?




thats called a proxy




proxies. in some formats you are allowed to use a few proxies for cards you dont have. i used the printers at my college to print matte finish color copies of every magic card. after you cut them out you put each one in a card sleeve in front of a shitty real magic card


then why does anyone buy cards


because it's pay to win and retards love pay to win because it gives them a chance to win


*drops an 80's art rock masterpiece on the boys*


just cooked 10 eggs and 5 potatoes.. took out the trash.. did everyones dishes.. i deserve a treat for all that work.. maybe a few shots of vod!




i miss boom boom


woo texas tech




alright purdue i need you to save my bracket


somi is legal now :O


nig below me is still screaming at his bitch


*smokes ab owl*
*pops valium & xanax*



call it in as domestic abuse the cops are required to take someone into custody at least thats what the tv shows say



it's been weeks


*slips into first place*


why the hell would anyone play snooze souls when sekiro exists


die consolenorms




im playin snooze souls too for the first time
its so good i cant believe i ignored it for all these years


*throws on my zoot suit*


i dont think that means what you think it means


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souls bros check this out!!


feeling unsettled


he said where did joo get dat boi pucci


really hope texas tech can win the whole thing


winner of sparty v duke is the winner
thats the REAL championship game, it was a huge mistake for the selection committee to not put MSU as a #1 seed instead of UNC

now the two best teams are going to play a week before the championship game instead of the actual champ game


duke hasnt even looked good
squeaked by their last two games by the skin of their teeth




the karate hottie..


she won!



espn dot com slash n b a


purdue off to a good start!


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some of my picks were by the font letter in the teams logo


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lala with fricken adorable odangos :333


ped alert


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feels like there have been fundamental chunks of my life missing completely


i sneed virgina to win


alphinaud is such rape bait


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oh hell yeah


dragon force for sega saturn is awesome (has nothing to do with band)


motherfucker mike back at it again with the sega


love dragon force


i dont. this is going to sound really gay but i think its wimpy sounding and overproduced


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that was fast O_O


tried getting into houdini but you need a big ass server farm to do anything cool


thats much faster than ronnie o'sullivan's 140 break


upgrade to the comm's server farm


the farm
dont tell the others


the organ freezer


wonder what secrets toots keeping from us




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toot no…


toot yes…


i want to fuck alphinaud


a must listen for the boys


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*comes over to fuck*


*cums as soon as the doorbell rings*


i've listened to their box set a million tipes, theres also a good 3 disc live set called the quine tapes


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memes these days are wild


boomer memes are a thing of beauty


which movie had more dicks in it: chopper or bronson?


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wtf is your problem


owned retard



well made picture but should have researched some standard bondage ties instead of that crap


i'm a sailor
i know how to tie innumerable knots


alphinaud wouldnt need to be tied up anyway hes a slut


the velvet underground is epic


hmmm yep that's an omo


dont reply to yourself


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typical phoner behavior


what makes you think i'm a phoner


duhhh duhhhhhh *starts smacking chest like a retard*


guess i gotta sleep
hate life


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hmm might commission a better one for a custom alphinaud daki


that one's less omo


kill yourself tranny


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now THIS is the good stuff


hes a boy who's secure in his masculinity, retard



hoo boy
clutch last second shot to keep my boys in





why do you even have such pics


oh no gonna get flooded by alg shit now



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cute hapa


is that a mod ui? what server are you on?


its not mine i just thought it was funny
i do have it downloaded but i never starter it up


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nighty night, sceevees~


gn toony boy





garage tinkerers vs diy thrift haulers


lol what was he asking him to do?


a match made in heaven


i can get top 10 pretty consistently in tetris 99


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really wanna thrifty hapa gf ugh


listenan to stone temple pilots


do hapas have brown or pink nips?


luck of the draw?


either or

all good by me


fuck of the draw


luck of the stink


same as do blondes have black or blonde pubes?


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nothing like a pre-drinking 3 hour nap!


wowbwos what the fuck are unholy dks doing now
one just made a hundred zombies and kept stunning me


24 hours until april fools day >:)


can't wait to see what toot has prepared…


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still 4 teams alive as we head into the final four..


no idea what any of that means^


*goes from 20th percentile to the 90th*



retard ^





thought it was gonna be some kinda buddhist enlightenment epic plane of existence term
disappointed, just nunime shit


thats their thing



alright bros get in here the stream is live!


the best of skolsipper


joking about such a thing should be illegal


april fools >:)


knew it was a trick but i clicked anyway just for the sake of my friend


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the software used for this league was not independantly checked for tampering


*belly bumps you*


salty bitch


gleeps just mad his "1990s powerhouse" strategy failed
although for a moment, it seemed brilliant…


he flew too close to the sun


the teams i couldnt remember screwed me. and i remembered the jayhawks won one year and they let me down too


tomorrow is the real test
duke v michigan state is big for everyone


theres always next year bro…


if you guys weren't UPfags you wouldnt've even picked mich state. you guys are a fluke


its not until next saturday



my family is all sparty fans
my sister went there
i always root for em

not only that, but theyre really good i've studied the tape theyre either the #1 or #2 team in the country (duke)


homered florida state into the final 4 and look what it got me….


when i first became aware of college football the wolverines were dominant and the spartans seemed wimpier and always lost


for me michigan is that team that got exposed by D2 appalachian state


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that was true except for one season in the 90s
nick sabans last year, 99

but then, things changed…




mich had the fab 5 in basketball so my opinion of them being good was a merged one..
based brady played there


emong ginnur erouy ees i os


part of me doesnt even want to sip.. but its saturday night….


you wanna run a few rounds of survivio


*runs through the thread like this guy and is quickly gone*


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sorry bro but the ritual has begun


bb i'm sorry please come back on for just one


*chambers up the hop bullet*



didnt dwink tonight :3


*makes voice deeper*


sipped on the ipa for over 20 minutes.. now its time for the shots


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did you guys know that weed and hops are so closely related that you can crossbreed them together naturally and they will grow some weird hopweed hybrid plant with nugs growing in the soft green hops?


*vapes beer*




still freaked out that i almost got tboned by a pickup running a red light


i skipped that post bigly


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miss useless machine creation girl…


did you get that intense adrenaline release 30 seconds after and start shaking?


no i was too busy it didnt hit me until i got home


the knife should be for chopping the hand off of anyone who doesnt load the new roll of toilet paper so it goes over the front



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arena night? resounding success


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bwo we saw that earlier


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im in the second hand smoke
sippin on that damn skol



all nas need is one mic
all skol need is one mug


this was a dangerour meme


if michigan state wins it all i have no problem sharing the title with segadreamkoi because getting the champion right in my mind is better than whatever random round of 64 pick'em picks that put me over



i have no problem with you winning because you're so obsessed with it compared to everyone else


waluigi like to drink
waluigi like to smoke

waluigi on the rise while your brackets going broke


fuck you retard nice bad picks!


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just blazed but i dont feel anything…


take a few hotknife hits


take a cold shower


>shaved armpits


word its 2019 we got it lasered off


*slides you the vod bottle*


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he's gonna get a lot of jap qts tonight…


im falling in to my chair bros




am i the only one left here tonite?


got bullied off splatoon so im here now








The Matrix perfectly captures the experience of being a closeted trans person

what the fuck


i can't stand the quiet


when will sickzii finally walk into my trap?


shut up


when will sickzii shmickzie bobikzi


i think having a gf would be really nice……


it’s really not that nice


check you're privileges


love it when the update timer jumps to 600 seconds


you dont need auto-updater on slow boards
just manual update once every hour or so


ok toot remove the auto updater feature




he was memeing
its in relation to some older clip where some diablo 2 speedrunner flipped out because trainwrecks donated to him asking him if hed join his podcast
really dumb shit not worth even looking up those clips


no one cares


fuck off i cared enough to ask twice


actually that was me


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im a bit of a gooker myself
a bit of a gook aficionado




Save me, Toot! I’m extremely afraid of what my fellow inmates might do to me and my perfectly sculpted bubble butt. I’ve had a lot of gay sex throughout my life, but never non-consensual. I don’t know where else to turn. Please help me!!!



just keep yourself stretched wide at all times


i highly doubt ted kaczynskis but is perfectly sculpted



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how was he supposed to live in that plywood cabin during the winter


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grow up





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grow up


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what the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck


classic nigger


grow up


depression break


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gonna watch this no


us gamers am i rite


im a gamer not a pervert


pad has a stick like this but its spongebob and it looks like his pecker


why is he recording like this
i want two of these video recording faggots to just walk into each other


what do you mean
you mean when hes buying stuff? or when hes walking around?


when hes walking around
everyones moving out of the way looking at him like a freak


just buy a new phone dumb faggot


because hes a white man in the middle of the bug hive thats insectoid land


mean chihuahua hours


well that's a bonus


dont all the youtubers/streamers walk around like that
plus all the tourists as well
it really shouldnt be that much of a problem
its more of this >>627879


>plus all the tourists as well
no way
maybe some of them


holy shit bwos





fuck off padshit


how do you always know when its me?


youre not me


youre me


baby chicken diaper


little paddy booboo abububu


stop forcing yourself


its just tossbelly overstimulation sugarbutter hours


bet these dumbasses watch subbed anime instead of the superior dub



im a horny guy


need a latina gf
too bad they only go to america


yeah haha


drank way too much last night..


tried to make a post on reddit but it said my account had to be a week old with at least 20 karma




try try try to separate them
it’s an illusion


uhhh toot where's the april fool's theme




for what purpose?


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my life might improve if i stop auto updating


dont worry its coming


wish i could sleep for another 12 hours bros i feel like shit!


how many hours did you sleep so far?


*smokes two fat bowls and goes for a 16 hour nap*


that's too long to be a nap..


who made you the don of naps


i'm an honorary member of the nap society


I'm a vomit lover


little padley wont stop sucking my udders
little chicken diaper boy needs some calcium


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pad suckles on my dick like a pacifier while he sleeps


hitler killed the eugenics movement and that's a bad thing


i used to try to push him off but then he starts loudly crying and spitting so now i just let it happen


and heres why thats a morally ambiguous thing


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this is the terrifying future reeki wants for our kids


pads getting owned hard rn


we need more reekis in the world


is that from chicago?


getting gifted subs everyday :)))


gonna watch the matrix


pickle rick is in the house toooonight


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get ready for the nigger era




havent seen a nigger irl in a long time, feelsfuckinggoodman



Introverts are NPCs, we don't talk to you unless you talk to us first.

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who is we?



im weighing the bottle and theres no way that i drank over 2 pints of vod last night



Conjugation is the change that takes place in a verb to express tense, mood, person and so on. In English, verbs change as they are used, most notably with different people (you, I, we) and different time (now, later, before). Conjugating verbs essentially means altering them into different forms to provide context. If we regard verbs as the action part of the speech, conjugation alters verbs to tell us who is doing the action and when the action takes place. If we didn’t conjugate the verb, leaving it in what is called the infinitive form (to think, to laugh, to whisper), the context (tense, person, mood, etc.) might be unclear or lost all together.


typical finntard copy pasting pre written code for pointless programs in order to try and look smarter then his superior swedish webdev counterparts


Conjugated verbs are verbs which have been changed to communicate one or more of the following: person, number, gender, tense, aspect, mood, or voice. Those will be explained in detail in just a moment: but first, here's an example of the verb "break" conjugated in several different ways.

Present Simple

I, You, We, They: break

He, She, It: breaks

Present Continuous (Progressive)

I: am breaking

You, We, They: are breaking

He, She, It: is breaking

Present Perfect

I, You, We, They: have broken

He, She, It: has broken

Past Simple

I, You, We, They, He, She, It: broke

Past Continuous

I, He, She, It: was breaking

You, We, They: were breaking

Past Perfect

I, You, We, They, He, She, It: had broken

As you can see, each different conjugation changes "break" from its base form to tell us when and by whom the action takes place.


his style of using tools for programming is really cute
he uses splits only when he really needs to, and uses ctrl+z and fg all the time instead of just opening a new terminal on the side
i dont really understand why, but its really cute


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good eats


think it might be a day of watching intervention and feeling bad about myself


im hungry hombre


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think i might get a pizza hut pzone today


clearly the tard wrangler's fault for being absent that day





padshit your bracket gets busted today


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whats stopping me from getting stuff off craigslists free section and selling it on ebay


have sex


id expect seat belts to be voluntary in america


>>for lunch today im having beer


slide me one bro im hung tits..


theres nothing stopping you, people do it all the time
check out the local thrift shops too, the employees dont know what theyre lookin at when they price stuff


beer lunch sounds like a good idea


all the good girls are already taken and no one wants a fatty or a roastie
there is simply no way to have based sex in the 21st century


have you even TRIED the comm patented bar method


the pzone interests me im going to look it up


bar = roasties and fatties ∴ i cringe



*installs driver facing car cam*
*puts on nicest sweater*
*brushes hair forward*

time to make my pzone review


then your only option is to use the method at a college bar


pick up naive amish chicks on their rumspringa which kind of feels like rape honestly



the only rule that we, as a comm, have ever held near and dear to our hearts is that we dont rape the amish


no phoning, no teen words


i think i’ll continue being an incel with my buddies tin and turt


who is we?


been consistently taking naps around 7-8pm for a couple hours and feeling 100% better afterwards.. just having to make it to then…


Happy Trans Day of Visibility! 🥰❤️🏳️‍🌈Hello /all!


damn those pzones sound good but i slopped yesterday


bro stop tempting me!


stop tempting me


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fuck YOU!!!!!!!!!!!


just tightened a loose screw. my work is done for today


my steam library? my dvd collection


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whats wong? i used to use media mail for games all the time


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although now i just use whatevers pre-selected
i think it says "customer selected" or something next to the shipping method


apparently usps will rip open your package and check them


skol angel sipper


got grinds in my mouth


lol the crowd





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we'll see how this goes


lmao bwos


is that… ketchup??


who is we?


dont you just love it when you finally get your package and there's a note inside it telling you that we checked your package
fills us with gratitude


how is your stove so clean


you are supposed to clean your stove top



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also if youre down to your last few potatoes you can just throw the whole bag in the sink to wash them…


welcome to anime 432: Advanced Animes


gook morning :O







i dont want to do anything


sickzii just aidsed my pussy



speaking of food, i need it


surprise surprise


his mom cleans it idiot



the stove is just as clean as my room


no its not lol


aoc is as powerful as a man and its driving reeki insane


the stove is spotless
but your room? chicken bones on the floor


wow pewds is a sore loser


you're supposed to wash your potatoes after you've cut them…
rookie move there bb


all i see when i look at this picture i like 50 cigarettes


i like 50 cigarettes


japan and their media have a lot to answer for in regards to how gay i am


still powerful


weve moved on to snus



*starts blasting primus my name is mud into pad niggers ears*


i didnt cut them just stabbed them a few times


grow up


are you just boiling them whole?




why do you keep posting your mom here


12 minutes in the microwave



god is the only one that knows how much i want to rape her


*stomps on your head*


stomp on my asshole faggot






next time quarter them, wash them and then boil them in salty water for 20 minutes
then drain them and baste them with a tablespoon of olive oil
then throw them in the oven at 200'c for 40 minutes
once they're done throw some italian seasoning on them and let them rest for 5 minutes






looks like he was used to hooning in fwd's


kinda want to move to russia…

drink all day..
potatoes are a main staple of the diet..
nice and cold..


this is too much work in comparison to chucking them into the microwave





*stabs knife wildly into the potato bag*



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multiply… equals… multiply… equals @___@






deep thought cycle


but the taste is worth it, and there's no greater feeling than watching people eat your food and bask in the power of your superior cooking skills


going to enjoy my homemade lunch and watch the matrix


i make my food as bad as possible so no one dares eat it



whats memories of matsuko it sounds like a movie one of you mightve mentioned



new ssseth
in in in


watch the neon demon bro keanu reeves is in it


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i downloaded it a while ago but have yet to watch it
i might watch it tonight or have a shaw bros marathon idk yet


hes in it for like 3 minutes
its a bad movie
and that main girl is fucking ugly



ban the wgirl posters!


literally cant fap to this
shes so fucking repulsive



*pops in a snus*


what if you marinated your snus in vod..


theres a brand that makes whiskey flavored snus it SUX!


what if you married vodka then after 10 years got a divorce then got half of vodka


i thought thats how vodka was made


he vods he vapes


poop mode activated


did you have coffee


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wish i was


weird how i wanted to watch the matrix on its 20th anniversary


The #DimensionMerge is still happening and going on. C-197 plus 1218 = 1C-211987.

OCs are really becoming more obvious here; there are even sightings of a Dio blonde vampire in Egypt. Descendants, Beware! Dio is coming after you all.


you got caught in the cosmic consciousness


*trips over my foam roller and almost paralyzes myself*


auburn is blowing it


yes this is what i like




my brain has been completely gooked
my pip no longer reacts for wgirls and their pathetic attempts to seduce me
but when i see some plastic charlie shaking her non existant hips i'll have my pip at full attention in seconds


ah yes let me season them after cooking
dumb nigger


that's dangerous


twitch is fucked
the sound just randomly starts looping


grow up


thyme, rosemary and oregano will burn if they're left in the oven for 40 minutes
that's why you season afterwards retard


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kids never seen a bush before


how'd she get those ones on the side to grow out so long?


a bag of gamerfood
cup fulla gfuel

its time


its a pussy wig


mouf fulla cock


could use some mtn dew


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sis found the kekistani flag


does she like it




I almost cried at the brofist, you'll always be our #1
Love you pewds


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some great names in trade chat today


hell yeah


contributing to society is a meme answer dude for envious normies

nobody gives a shit porn stars and strippers and baseball players and entertainers like ice dont physically manufacture any good either theyre all bums in reality. nobody gives a shit about that. its a cop out answer you guys always use. you dont actually care if someone inherited a million dollars and sits around all day you dont get mad at that guy


activate windows faggot


ah yes let me give a billionaire more money


says the retard playing retail wow lmao


i don't know if it still works but in 2017 i was still using a pirated windows 7 and the win10 upgrade window was closed but there was a workaround where you could download the upgrade file and it would still upgrade you to windows 10 for nothing


hes just like me..


workaround my asshole faggot



just took a 300 post sleep


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holy omo


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begone wthot


nice edit. i know that lady



only in gookland :/




ugly bitches itt


one of the few countries to infantilize and sexualize women at the same time
truly based and red pilled


call me a faggot but i dont like micro bikinis


hmm why?



it removes any of the 'illusion' that some people find exciting, while still leaving enough cover to simply be annoying



someone please mail all those girls anthrax pow'


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the chad jumper


how are gooks so stylish


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because they all rook same the only way they can express themselves is with fashion


isn't he dead now…


yeah thats the point


that's true for japs and stinks too though but they dress like shit


died from going sippo mode..


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he's skol bottle sized


life isn't fair


just got my 3rd gifted sub to a twitch skank


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who gifts them and why?


gratz is suppose


supporter who want to inflate her numbers and well support her at the same time


chairman tin


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>25 subscribers


get fucked trashbad


how can you watch stupid 6/10 twitch girls get fawned over by their chat full of fags


mush brains love that


shes just like me




those epic 50 sub gifters are so creepy


jealous idiot




did i link seattle is dying yet




this was cool


no it wasnt


only video games and manime are cool


and the matrix




uhh yea not smart enough to get all that


post some good manime


just got alg'd this


feel bad for her but not as bad as for all the stray cats that get hit by cars and shit



theyr all so cute


yeah it's good

hope he gets to symplectic manifolds because that's where i got lost in dynamics



this is pretty accurate


not available >__>


havent watched workaholics in a minute


theyre still gifting this girl subs..


ugh the alg makes me want to try so many new hobbies…



Dice rollRolled 2

odds beelu


Dice rollRolled 2

rerolling to make sure




3rd times the charm!


imagine trump grabbing aoc by the p*ssy on live television
id stand up and shout shadilay while making the racist okay hand gesture with both hands


lmfao owned


drumpf deserves the guillotine




i deserve some jello


i deserve a bullet through the skull


where's the money
where's the money


we HAVE the money



frank yang 2020


bwos holy shit


kids these days would rather live in the matrix than rise up with neo


i wanna be the guy who gets to eat steak


die carnist


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nice auburn



magic is back baby


baby chicken diaper


its a CARD game why does it need cinematics


someones bracket is getting busted today bros


he's at it AGAIN
we're going to run out of sugarbutter syringes at this pace


im a demon



who is we?


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more gifted subs and 10,000 bits


he really wants to fuck her huh


Dice rollRolled 1

last roll


that's cheating


>But my brain and fingers aren't working together
Yeah no shit.


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still really struggling with this one


would we punch back here



who is we?


100% justified, idk if i'd have the balls tho


zoomer got what was coming to him


the problem is the dudes standing around
suddenly youre in a 1 on 3


*unsheathes katana*
forgive me master, i just break my vow just this once


Dice rollRolled 2

ok gonna check 1 more time to make sure

beer store closes in 54 mins


not the face maybe just the gut and possibly prepare to run


Dice rollRolled 2

damn guess no drinking tonight…


holy shit god seriously does not want that guy sipping tonight



Dice rollRolled 1

maybe i will do it anyways!


Dice rollRolled 2

what about me can i have a drink


toot is biasing the dice function


just go grab a beer bro..


Dice rollRolled 2

bias test


Dice rollRolled 2


Dice rollRolled 2



member roller


new barakan


Dice rollRolled 2

toot what the frick dude


toot get a f*cking life



Dice rollRolled 1

1 get


Dice rollRolled 34

whoever gets the highest out of 100 wins


Dice rollRolled 61


Dice rollRolled 49

im in


Dice rollRolled 18


Dice rollRolled 88



Dice rollRolled 38


rollspam hours i go on a shooting spree


Dice rollRolled 7

shoot this


of course i get the lowest number -_-


peter barakan still is the material of choice for building


drinking just read the last 20 posts and you retards made me forget the epic thing i was going to look up on google


reported to the fbi


Dice rollRolled 70

dont call us retards


it's too late, uther
this entire thread must be purged


really want a pzone…


i wonder what kind of epic april jokes were gonna see tomorrow…


peter barakan can literally be on of the building blocks of the comm


can't wait for the epic blizz post


do you not have phones?





well shit for $2 more i can get a large 3 topping actual za..


pewds rekt tseries holy crap


top my ass daddy


p*ssy zone???? o_O


you deserve to be worked to death in a gulag if you order a pizza hut calzone


japan is covered in mushrooms and around a quarter of those can be found on peter barakan


how about a panzerotti



*slips on over to np.reddit.com*


pedostiny BTFO


any of you bwos playing on slash diablo


im playing baba is you


you dont need a valid cd key to play its free


have the house to myself so you know what that means. the ac getting blasted and me taking a 30 minute shower


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fucking reddit


phone shit



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i dont get it


and now a $43 donation lol


video 1 i sleep
i yawn
video 2 now thats some real shit


plot twist: the person taking these screencaps is the same jarpig dumping what's left in his bank account atop the unfortunate-looking bimbo


*sadly jams*


someone say something egregious


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those are some milkers dang



not sure how thats funny teeny


girl with red hair was my gf…


no she wasnt


hey p*ssy lol tehe


good first half



"so how did you spend your weekend"
"oh well i watched some 5/10 twitch skank get gifted subs for hours it was a blast"


new young sheldon this thursday bros




*belly bumps you*
excuse me?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????


well is it any good?


*clap clap clap-clap-clap*
*clap clap clap-clap-clap*
*clap clap clap-clap-clap*


you couldnt even BEGIN to bump my belly kid


get that white balance nationalist out of here
outside of her own pictures she's el goblina de américa


gnomegang assemble
we got animehomo running around here


uhh where's the MATE logo


good first half for msu


i love goblinas theyre my favorite



you act like having fun on twitch is worse than talking with paid shills on imageboards
at least twitch chat is sincere unlike this place




yeah she's cute but she's mentally retarded




toot pays me to post here its true


I tried my first vanilla ice cream cone today. *i slobbered all over the place it was so freaking delicious. HIGHLY RECOMMEND 🐷💙👑🍦#george #kinggeorge #georgieboy #icecream #icecreamcone #vanillaicecreamcone #pig #pigs #pigsofinstagram #minipig #minipigs #minipigsofinstagram #julianapig #julianapigs #julianapigsofinstagram #pigsaspets #piggy #piglife #piglove #piglover #piglovers #pigture #pigtures #pigsta #pigstagram #stpete #stpetersburg #stpetersburgfl #fl #florida


toot pays me more than he pays you


to fuck off maybe


how was that not sincere he's telling it how he sees it?


this comm? very insincere place
def feel like you guys lie to me a lot


gonna resume watching S2


tossbelly has been going CRAZY this week


just got nerd chills watching this


no that's not true, i try to be honest v__v


die retard toot


Dice rollRolled 43

bought some beelu :3


shes russian and jewish


the rolls have denied drinking for today


Dice rollRolled 35

it was rigged


stop rolling you fool


do i have to spell it out for you brainlet



owned idiot


Dice rollRolled 189


baste toot


Dice rollRolled 772





im on my 7th beer right now




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some guy named bob just joined my game and gave me a free aldur armor, spirit, ancients pledge, +1 skill +17 res 20fcr 86 mana circ, string of ears, telling of beads ammy, and merc gear

not sure if its some cia nigger trying to sabotage me


AHAHAHAHA NIGGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




its that time of year when those tiny lady bug looking cockroaches start showing up around the house






stinkbug season for me
those little freaks are dumb as hell they just sit there while i crush them


they're black and white
i'd say they're ladybugs but i've never seen one become a ladybug


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who the fuck comes up with this silly shit


dont kill stinkbugs


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my 20 minute lay down in the shower and let the water rain over me shower has been completed


your brain is gone you're done


remember that song soul meets body by death cab for cutie.. tonight there might be some skol meets body




nothing about vod on that barrel *sips*


pretty crazy how pewds vid has more views than most trending vids but still won't be featured hmm


hes a nazi


pretty crazy how you fill your tiny brain with crap like this




>every glass i have at home i measure first

hes just like me… *consumes 100 drams*


can i pour a dram of champagne?


dont care


you're just like me


*whips out the plastic bottle*


love the socks

a gentlesir


i have socks just like that for the office i got a compliment on them


shut the fuck up


sparty vs duke is living up to the hype so far


for the office


i'll have a scotch on the rocks


the other thing i'd do if i had millions of dollars is buy a lot of whisky


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what a nasty little piglet


are you the one who would fund illusion?




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rock climbing gf vs thrifty diy gf…


latina gamer gf


now thats what im talkin bout


daddy bf….


gonna give myself a pedi but the water is way too hot and its taking forever to cool down :\


thats god saying dont be gay


some of these baba levels are wicked hard


my feet are so gross that they even repulse me
somethings gotta be really wrong if you repulse yourself


im the worst human here and i dont lol at sbsk


would you go to a place?


toenails like fritos