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>i trust the fda


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sober 2019 here we come!


there goes todd with his lies again




who is we?


dont weasel out of it were doing this together


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im pretty pleased with how that todd howard post worked out


i had a sober 2018 btw
wasnt even hard




holy smokes libtards have brain problems


no skol sippin
no semen splattin
no slop snarfing


no fun 2019
full monk mode



every day


how about just exercise daily
i aint joggin every day fuck that bro


how about a short stroll once a week if the weather is good and i'm not too tired


yeah thats okay too


how about just one shot of vod per day
just a lil


my 15 minutes of bicycling is enough to reward myself with the vod



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what's up, anime?


just kiddin hehe :P


rucky garl (ooooh~!)


heres my first greentext be gentle


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however, tonight its 2018
im gonna sip splat and perhaps slop


gunna play a lot of wow rn


to resub to wow or not


boot up a survivio lobby


mega fucking cringe just kys pedfreak immediate ban perma fucking dipshit dumb nigger just fuck off kid you arent funny


umm… ok??


grow up


calm down


first greentext pls be gentle (true story tho)


so excited >.<


i dont like the art style
3d sucks


excited to pay a bunch of japs $60 to waste hundreds of hours of your life huh


it's what we do


who is we?




i thought the current narrative was that jews are making pedophilia mainstream?


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you think tin fucked that very average looking woman next to him?




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wtf i just wanted to mush out


tinny and the whitey turned gook
tags: anal, big balls, body modification, mind break, moral degeneration, nakadashi, rape, sole female, transformation


bandersnatch my asshole faggot


Cumming inside the pussy, in Japanese
Nakadashi is referred to as creampie in American porn


*dashes it in the naka*


ive watched more than 40 episodes of this shit in the last week


i watched like 5 episodes of black mirror from different seasons and thought they were all boring


*dash shield upsmashes you*



i liked the first season of black mirror


season 2 was good
season 3 is when they got bought by netflix
we all know how that turned out


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someone should make drumpf fuck a pig



oh yeah season 2 was good too
i forgot the seasons were only 3 ep long i thought all of those were part of s1


this doesnt look very optimized





gooks and their bath products


whats the gleepinion on the gamestop tranny freakout


had a big russet potato and some rotisserie chicken..


just sold that wow motorcycle for 40k gold


what a shame the poor gleeps bride is a whore


russet potatos are the worst


gleep is missing


pretty cool


[quake voice] you have taken the lead


what is that first of all?


axe is missing




look at the minion of grumpus..


its been posted twice now


and second of all, what is that?


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big gleep gets a pass for skippin since his computer is in the shop


bros i don't think gleepy knows what the fuck he's talking about


but hes so wise…


wicked wise


gleep is wiser than anyone


they're lucky they didnt get axed is my opinion


one time gleepy explained to me how the stock market is completely detached from reality and ran by computer algorithms


time to wax the ol' shred stick


hes right


elliot waves which are fractals and repeat infinity times


elliot waves target sororities


if i had my pc i'd post my elliott wave principle .png


Aug. 9 (negative)
Aug. 29 (positive 8 picograms)
Sept. 18 (positive 19 picograms)
Sept. 21 (negative)
Oct. 2 (negative)
Oct. 11 (negative)
Nov. 14 (negative)
Dec. 9 (positive 60-80 picograms)

test results somehow it went up lol


gleepy just watches the latest spicy vice pieces and reads some zero hedge articles and then shits out his drivel



gleeps is at the forefront of human exploration into the unknown


then explain how he knew the secret of the original agawam (now ipswich)


i've seen the big short 2.5 times


these are nice!


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nice dad bod!


just go bald at that point



its that weird uncle bod…


weird uncle forby


gonna read something about kwanza


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excuse me it's MA'AM


bros guess whos back to two fans in their room!


short for madame?




hmm think its gonna be tough to convince people im a kwanzaaer


lmao wtf




look what hes playing


no thanks


yeah hard pass


kwanzaa is just a holiday of the bionicle religion…..


remember when toot added kwanza candles…


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owned that whale



love the way the clerk keeps sneaking in a sir to trigger him






way too dark & edgy


we're proudboys here



kwanzaa is actually not interesting at all im pretty let down but still want to say joyous kwanzaa


hmm all the posts that havent been about kwanzaa have been pretty bad for awhile now



is there just 1 of you chaturbate degenerates here?


its tinny


i think theres another


she's cute


whats chaturbate :3c



its me but i only watch guys



i really need one of those pillows



who is we?


the only thing i dont like about the mouse bungee is my g403 has a braided cord so i have to force the cord into it



nichijou was the best


sure did attract a lot of autistic folk though


jerked off to them on pornhub the other day and felt pretty terrible afterwards




wan nyan nyan wan :3c



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we prefer the webm with the build up


when brapshit baby tries to scam a game off pad


who is we?


after watching this clip i see why it attracted a lot of autistic folk


oh lawd


see I told you


is all that trouble really worth it to try to scam a few garbo nugs


what the FUCK is wrong with these people?!


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one copy of rocket league please


lol this one was kinda funny though


is that young thanos?


weeders aren't known for thinking things through


great meme


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would you like that solo or doppio lmao


dop-pio? DOPPI-O????


Coffee is really bad for you
The human heart only is only rated for so many beats before it wears out


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Not in argument


hearts aren't keyboards dude


It’s organic material
Grind your teeth or joints and see what happens


different organic material dude


hey pad what happens when you grind your teeth?


your heart isn't made of calcium like your teeth dude seriously


cmon dude


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Workout other muscles you get rhabdo
Humans only live so long
Pampered easy stress free living the longest


put your flag back onM


little slut… fucking whore!


so many garbage pictures in my folder


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yep that's 1 of em


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smoothie king sucks ass!


yeah its gross as hell


her underwear is showing, how embarassing



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toot you may be a good mather but i bet you can't explain plato's allegory of the cave


a family wouldnt be so bad


*pops my trunk*


"u up"


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toot that cant be allowed here


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bros.. its time..


last scratcher of the year.. then no gambling 2019


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no gambling 2019


it didnt win anything fuck!


tough luck


the next one for sure




maybe il go get some more.. maybe some smokes and some beer too..


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i can stop drinkin jerkin sloppin but i dont know about this no gamblin thing


it ain't christian


something about scratching off that ticket gave me a bit of a thril.. something i havent felt in a while.. i feel compelled to go buy more..


*turns on 90s techno*
*pours a vod + ice*
*places a bet*


get it outta your system quick
j1 2019 is inching closer


what are we watching


east bound and down


washington state vs iowa state


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my life slip away




im more of a big boss man myself


me? on the left

the wagie ragie





who is we?


some men look good in facial hair. other men were born to be women.


my facial hair is too dark i wish it was a lil lighter brown
really clashes with my skin


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*joins the alt-white movement*


ay mami



*jots down notes on the tickets to buy*



just dont buy crosswords or bingos, they take way too long


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she looks 12, 14 max


looks 12 years old bro


she looks HOT i'd FUCK her




scratchers are so gross


they've been performing the same song for like 6 years or something


his mind is hacked


just thinking about gambling is giving me anxiety


just thinking about anxiety is giving me gambling


they disbanded like 2 years ago




Having said that I will be scratching the last couple batches I buy this year hoping and praying for something big. The machine at my store hasnt produced even a $500 winner this month yet so it's due. It was fun at times but I'm not going to miss it.


its due.. just one more ticket..


just one more ticket bro i swear to god


one more scratch…
one more sip…
one more slopfest…
then i'll be satisfied





hookers or scratchers… it's a tough call


no they're just inactive


keep my dick hard
and keep me smoking
youll get scratchoffs free shawty no joking



sounds like the crayon pop songs i bet the same person made them



2 hours of the dj god


bwos this amv is epic


speedrunner drama yawn zzzzzzz


it's been a few months…..*reposts*


based 90s trance bro


*presses play on macbook*


now thats one cute gook :3



the remaining prizes page is crucial


beerboy is the key to all of this


4 out of the 6 $50k prizes have been won


ah yes, trickle down economics dog whistle white supremacist whataboutism
ready for the great debate


austrian economics
brattleboro files
caveman diet
beer boy
scratch off tickets

theres something happening


my mom is the one who got them for me.. maybe il go to the store tonight and make an informed lottery purchase


carnivore diet bro


nigga they stealin yo robux


real shit ?




>Overall Odds: 1-in-4.88


i'll take those odds, someone roll for me


im gonna make some hamburger katsu tomorrow


according to kabbalah long hair has to do with too much chesed, the sephiroth of mercy. thats why jesus is depicted with long hair, and hippies had long hair. but then i think of metalheads who are really messed up and i wonder. but they are probably imbalanced in some other aspects.
bottom line is your body is a temple and every part has a meaning. so treat it well!


turgenev says man in a workshop not a temple


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so if i wanna be cool like sephiroth then i gotta grow my hair out


die skipper



jews arent cool


niggas on banana peels


was sephiroth a jew


lmao thats great


beer boy if you want help to get out of the skolhole i can give you a hand
ive been a mess like you and your room reminds me of what mine used to look like
most important thing is though to want to get out of the hole
make up your mind and im sure other scvs will help you as well
but for now im off too bed
gook night


wtf cant he just divorce her


so this is the power of america


wouldn't he lose half his assets?


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thanks for the late responses!


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its like their holding a clandestine congress


pierce knows exactly what hes doing


shes in the british tabloids all the time. ive seen scary bathing suit pics


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← me when zii comes around


found a wow bug, crashed the game


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pierce is a feeder


absolutely sickening


everyone refresh look at what toot did to the banner




that isnt current




based r/publicfreakout bros giving us the latest over and over again


dude i already linked that


ive got promethezine already in the sprite


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Hebe Kikenburg
Hebe Kikenburg
1 month ago
This guy ill never be loved by another, will never hold his own children, will never bond with a woman on a real level, will never have someone to protect, will never have anyone to sacrifice for, will never find meaning.
Transvestism is a Jewish plot. Wake up white man, don't let this monstrosity be your fate.


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did yall see this?




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otter dislikes watermelon, but can't stop eating it


even her kid looks disgusted


otter won't leave us the fuck alone


so what would i say when i go to the convenience store.. "hey can i get 30 of the $1 scratch offs?" is that a lot to get at once?


i get entranced by .webms sometimes and will watch them for 1-2 minutes



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*gets stuck in the webm trance*


promethezine and codeine


you are letting them mush you up man get it together


guys, what we have here is a vintage t-bird


I always buy at least 20 $10 tickets, or $300 worth of $20 tickets. This way I can beat odds and win some back. Usually it is about half, more, or I break even or go over.


damn he cracked the code


thats the problem with scratch offs, theres no system to use other than "well this place hasnt had a jackpot winner in a while its gonna hit soon i can feel it"


it makes me feel ill thinking of the people "playing" it


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ay mami


… from the block


oh my gosh like you were filming??? U_U so embarrassed


nothing to do. guess ill play some dr mario then try to sleep


im just gonna sit here


im getting the scratchers urges..


dude just buy 50 of them
you're sure to win something


in my state they average to paying out 65%


ok i think il go tonight what ticket price should i play


if youre going to gamble at least do something like poker or sports where you actually have a chance to make money if you take it seriously


spend the money on a gook


cute puppy..


not gonna let you infect my recs bwo


i especially like isabelles closed-mouth smile
you know the one


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get a fat one cheap and starve it


turt did eth bottom out
is it ok to invest now




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careful with this one webm trance bro


Jordan Peterson sues Wilfrid Laurier University for defamation following Lindsay Shepherd case

bwos jbp is going to war




is she an island girl?
theyre the premium woman


i saw that movie in theaters


here we go bwos its finally here
i stand with jbp


thats a cartoon for children


nah flip that crypto-kike hes trying to keep the goyim from consolidating


those are hips that only a grown man can enjoy


i was a child when it came out


am i a grown man


you need a hairy belly


flex for us, i'll let you know


very little hair


i have more hair than him >>548236



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how come other 32 year olds look older than me
and have wives and girlfriends and birthday gifts and stuff


gay ass niggas


dunno, but that's why we're here. i'm sure of that


hmm toot explain this




i guess girls just dont like starcraft players. drewbie's engagement got canceled, incontrol got a divorce… we were doomed from the start



thats probably it
i bet ya fasting and pumping big ass iron will fix my neoteny


grow up guy sleeping like a nigger on the job


grow up


you have to swing the bat


this video is awful


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i still cant believe i got excited for the new flcl
i even counted down here
"only 21 days until…"
"only 17 days until…."
makes me wanna barf bro


everyone gets played by the niggerlicious nostalgia brain at least once




grow up


if you pretend his nose is his mouth he looks like a tard


i got played hard by the niggerlicious nostalgia brain

i even rewatched flcl twice in the week leading up to the premiere


grow up


were the forsen boys right all along


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sickzii needs to fuck me now!!!


after reading more of this lottery scratch off stuff these people seem kinda stupid


your first clue should have been that they were posting on reddit


absolutely adored flcl and did not for even 1 second consider watching new flcl


second clue?
scratch offs


absolutely adored flcl


they call them scratch tickets around here


those are some really helpful clues


yeah flcl was great
everything animation should aspire to be


swing your own bat


fortnite sex
fortnite sex no bra


zoomers never stood a chance


michigan boys call em scratch offs
at least i think everyone here does

whats the florida way?
massachusetts way?
wherever else


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when bwappa loses





i am at a loss life is literally meaningless without booze


post your findings


we're drinking
gotta live it up before 19


its insane how redditors love the absolute lamest shit that gets posted on the 4



4chan(nel) is just a staging ground for epic reddit posts at this point


drinkin heavily


make a survivio lobby


okay but what are you supposed to do when not drinking how does that work


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workin out


but thats going to be all day long…


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*baste brapper thanos snaps padwee* i dun fee so gwood mistuh bwappa


my plan is to learn a language, read books, work out and maybe learn some kinda skill unknown right now




sounds cool


we need these skills for the upcoming 2020 olympics


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i'm eating potato chips



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that was a jimmy carr joke


the ol shimmy shimmy ya shimmy yam shimmy yay


i was just on my way to the beach


i think im being watched


hmm cant get onto exhentai anymore wonder what happened


do strobe lights drive animals crazy? there are some kind of animals living in the attic space right above my room and they keep me up every night and wake me up every single morning with their scratching and screeching. im thinking of sticking a powerful strobe light up there on a timer to keep waking them up and giving them seizures


did you try clearing your cookies


this guy said he was streaming our comp overwatch game so i started saying nigger over the mic


grow up


nvm just fixed it
i think my firefox plug-in expired or something
i just downloaded it again and its all good


its winter so animals are very reluctant to leave their warm space, i dont think strobes is gonna do it


try a fog machine


this fat idiot animal is just flopping around on my ceiling now its infuriating


get a broom and go hogwild on that critter


im a fat idiot animal


you're gonna wanna call the animal removal people whatever theyre called


i am now foreskinpilled


i might have to get a bb gun… strap on a headlamp and peep my head up there once in a while…


my dads in bed already


which one of you has a 144hz monitor i have some questions


what if its multiple possums and you pop your head in there
and theyre just staring at you


i have a 1440p 144hz monitor whats up man


no battle plan survives contact with the enemy



if i can hit 144fps on my current monitor thats 60hz that means il be able to run it on the 144hz one right?


thast me



damn.. think i might buy one…


130716 is me
no more macbook, got a dell xps 15
no more apple watch because it was a fuckin waste of money and pointless
no more 2015 vw i lease a 2019 vw now
scotch is gone i drink vod and white rum exclusively now


ugh but $200 for a monitor thats like 16 bottles of vod


thats perfect cause we are going sober for 2019


its nice but its not necessary, most games look fine at 1080p 60hz


ive only got a gtx 1060 6gb too so 144fps is kinda pushing it


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6 straight
im on fire


how much do you pull in with these bets


the system


*buys $50 scratch offs*


shit because before this streak i was doin terrible
but hot streaks feel good so whatever
12 for 10, 12 for 10, 12 for 11, 8 for 7, 40 for 38, 16 for 12


do you like parlay them all together or is it just a bunch of individual bets on whatever you think you have a p good chance of


this is a den of pure vice!




no that woulda been wild, 6 team parlay hoo boy

all singles
today the absolute lock of the century was auburn vs purdue, i still cant believe that was only aub-3 dont know what odds makers were thinking


*drives down to the hard rock*


whoa bros my chillblains titanforged


im too stupid to sportsbet


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this is why i had to take the last few days easy
*takes princeton +30*
they lost by 51 or something heh


lasted two minutes slappin to some wow stuff


imagine if your bet could titanforge


why didnt you guys tell me not to buy all those mtg boosters
that was a big waste of money man


how does my nose make so much snot


pretty sure i did
i was ridiculing the trading card shit


i wish there was a way i could see in person the difference between a 60fps monitor and a 144hz one


look it up on youtube


why didnt you try harder
i cant even sell most of this shit besides a few epic pulls


because keeping you from making bad decisions isnt that important to me




thought we were a family


my mtg collection is way up on what i spent on it but i started in 7th edition


whats your gem


of all the things to spend money on why magic cards


1 rare every pack


you could snag an epic jace the mind sculptor or liliana of the veil


brent spiner was co-owner of a magic card store that closed here


if im going to do a sober 2019 i might as well drink tonight!


hell yeah brother


last hurrahtimes


season 5 of the gay weed comic is coming out pretty soon so ill have new pics to spam for a while


kill yourself instead


i barely drunk at all this year but im getting fucked up tomorrow


comics dont have seasons


crow cillers does


ill pick up a big ol costco za


they think its gonna be steamed hams but nope
they get sneed and feeded


dungeon quest was the last comic i read


might play some morrowind but im at that part where you have to convince all the tribes youre the hortator…..


simply murder dagoth ur without their approval


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that reminds me of fat big shit





its fun how they always have weird different names for things


dis nigga hello kitty speedrunner


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sober 2019 here we come!


the december 29th sipfest


what was that japanese girl that would post useless inventions that used to get posted here


we did
i even ridiculed you for it


wasn't that a wgirl?



*starts dancing*


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just had a teammate miss an open net then blow a save so we lost.. (:


it chose voluntarily of my own accord to play a team based game where the results of the game are dependent on the performance of my teammates and my teammates performed poorly >:( *shits my diaper and throws it at the wall*




mom i got dubs


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mom get outta here im bulking






eggs milk chicken and potatoes thats the 2019 diet


no veggie 19


and some v8 too


i told you useless japanese inventor girl was good!!


shes a maker


oh wait thats another one whos a whore



cissa is streaming


i get so damn sippy




why is sleeping so hard ~__~


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*slides you a shot of the sleep medicine*




get out bart im piss


bart? get out
me? piss


not used to the double fans im getting cold..


why has hbt been so epic lately
whats going on over there i dont read his twitter


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swallowed a bunch of sugar free gum and it gave me the shits


ugh resubbed to wow…




this year was supposed to be different


yeah it was even worse than usual


listen all i need is one minion of grumpus and a couple of medallion of the legions and it paid for itself


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2019 or bust bros


jan? drinking, wowing, no carbing


you forgot the scratch offs


im going to become america's number 1 sports better
believe it


i dont scratch, but i could


they say the lottery is a tax on stupidity


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thats why we play smart


i havent showered in 3 days!


its 4am and my mom is still awake


gook meowning :3

fell asleep a little early but only slept 6 hours

still tired af dudes


its drinking time


ill never forget what my good friend gleep told me
that the only thing permanent about true love is the pain you feel when its gone





big sale on bad dragon right now




i just cant imagine looking like that and i drink more nights than im sober.. pick up some weights


im much fatter


im twig


think im physically weaker now then i was at 16


let's get swole next year


im much stronger than i was at 16…


nah that takes more discipline and willpower than i have


actually 2019 is the year where we turn it all around


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do we bet the house on the gustaffson




well jonny is on fuel so errr


imagine if gus mauls jones…



mia khalifa MIA KHALIFA


I will arise every morning at six o'clock and retire each
evening at twelve o'clock.
Except when prevented by guests, sickness or other unavoidable
circumstances, I will not be idle….
I will not speak falsehoods.
I will avoid useless words, even with inferiors.
I will be temperate in eating and drinking.
If lustful desires arise I will destroy them at once, without
nourishing them at all.
Wandering thought destroys the value of reading. I will be careful
to guard against lack of concentration, and over-haste.
I will seek self-culture, not allowing my mind to be disturbed
by the desire for fame or gain.
Engraving these rules on my heart I will attempt to follow them.
The gods be my witness.


we have guests over today
i have nowhere to escape
cant i just be left alone to play rocket league or whatever



even staying in your room?


was that ben franklin or something


our apartment is pretty small
i really need to move out i hate this so much


i, skol sipper, liked leaving las vegas… will i like this?


japanese confucian scholar muro kyūsō


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one of my favorite memes is how beerboy seems to only loves 2 movies
leaving las vegas and american beauty


american beauty was really good


its not a meme those are my two favorite movies


for me its gotta be Heat (1995)


have you seen the truman show


going to watch this and tell people i liked it even if it was lame
it looks artsy as hell



thanks for the late response!



was that really you?


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i haven't been feeling right lately


when was the last time you remember feeling right


Lose no time; be always employed in something useful; cut off all unnecessary actions.

oh no no no


ben franklin was basted as hell


a couple months ago probably


Another migrant caravan with 15,000 people is set to depart from Honduras next month

reeki these poor people need help


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iraniandad posts are getting stale


that would mean cutting off scv :/


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just remembered that story where some police guy was fired or suspended for racism because he texted someone he worked with this pic
my brain must be fucked because i dont really see anythign wrong with it at all


the pic has the n-word in it


he sounds like an asshole


OMG a straight white male officer using a racial slur!


heres the vid lmao


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where is our festive cheer idiot


in our hearts


nier:a ost >.<


he doesnt care about us




oh no no no no


toot can you do me a solid and start posting lain more often thanks


uh oh


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how can we wish toot a happy new year?


not doing shit until we get our festive cheer


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Meghan Markle has gone from being a breath of fresh air for the Royals to the wicked witch



based low iq gossip girl


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add this toot


can i see gif banners without a gold 162 account




just got a vision from the spirit realm
theres going to be an earthquake in japan in the next week


farted so much yesterday
they were hot farts
felt the burn in my bumbum


pewds live


are you me lol i was brappin non stop


gook night!



80k viewers jesus christ


die skipper


brapper never loses


the kindness and wiseness of brapper the baste? the comm will never see it again


i beat up guys half your size


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Hey guys do you want to listen to Mo Bamba or Sicko Mode?



my dad was a four star general



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the notch is dead
this is the new design


dystopian as fuck


they all look the same now
this is peak smartphone


the new iphone has the longest battery life ever


yeah and it sucks too lmao


not as retarded as a notch, but fucking retarded nonetheless


how about just remove the normie selfie camera


yeah lets remove something that 98% of the people who buy these things actually want XDDDD


apple will sell the selfie camera attachment and everyone will buy it so it's allg


that's what we like…


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fucked in the head


i just want the newest apple products


strong girls getting overpowered by below average men…
yeah that's the good stuff…


anyone else here a proud cuck i love you loomies


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appreciate 'cha


woke up and read the last 3 posts


its a cage disguised like an apartment
like those animal exhibits at the zoo disguised to look like nature
you sick freak


time for sickzii to spurt some jizz in my ass


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always laugh when the croat btfoes the tranny aussie


theres going to be a war: sickzii vs hbt
which side will you be on


sickzii is so rude he has anger issues


the chad croat
vs the trans bogan


hello me ol chum


had a nice morning shit


he isnt rude he just tells it like it is


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oh shit


he dead


is that us?


>Japanese culture


*plays the intro to never meant on my acoustic guitar*


30% huh…
that's a lotta girls…




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grow up



rucky gaar ooh?


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>youre not allowed to leave me
>youve cum in me
dude done fucked up


i've cum inside girls who broke up with me…


when toot starts with that "i need a new server" bullshit


fuck cartoons for niggers


wei xing doesnt fuck around


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*imitates jesus and socrates*


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socrates was a pederast


now imagine if saifedean was there too killing a pig


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brack peepur


the man knows what he likes
and he ain't afraid to ask for it


On this day in 1903 was born John von Neumann, the greatest polymath of the 20th century. We are all using "von Neumann architecture" chips to read this tweet. Game theory, ergodic theory, Artificial Life, quantum mechanics, hydrodynamics, statistics, etc. He was an immigrant.


reeki are you seeing this???


the next john von neumann is there at the border in the caravan
and reeki doesnt let them in
thanks a lot reeki


actually i'm using the harvard architecture


polymaths are degenerates


think about how many african von neumann's we're losing out on because reeki and his disgusting ideology


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Us gamers.

Hehehe :))


hey alright




almost 11 am… sippin time…..


emulated nier
it ran surprisingly well


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so frustrating shopping for games i have to filter out all this gay weebshit


Okay I feel like bedposting is definitely the way to go but I need a phone with a bigger screen. I should wait for those new hole punch phones though that new design is so sick.


i dont get it


it's a french bulldog pooping


In the phone call two weeks ago, Trump asked: 'If we withdraw our soldiers, can you clean up ISIS?'", a Turkish official said.
The official said that Erdogan replied that Turkish forces were up to the task.
"Then you do it," Trump told him abruptly.



Based as fuck


fuck you reeki
fuck you
erdogan the dictator will genocide all the kurds amd syrians now
this is drumpfs "mission accomplished" moment


lol turkey can't do shit to based assad


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yeah real sexy


yuru yuri is really some goblin ass trash


pedo freak


i was being sarcastic you autistic retard thats why i italicized fucking mongoloid retard


what's up, anime?


first season is 9/10 bro this is not debatable


toot needs to hack the anime freaks computer and turn him over to the fbi


it's not pedo if she has pussy hair
we've been through this a thousand times


night cramp woke me up


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furth seasin is nine swash ten bwo thiss is nawt debadabull


owned that pedo freak


i lol'd




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>here's your headphones bro


*slips on those headphones*
*fires up some redpilled podcasts*


You really can hear the difference with electrostatic headphones though

I went into an audiophile store while in nippon (japan) once and tested a full Stax stack with some Herbie Hancock - Maiden Voyage and it gave me goosebumps


do you have proof of this ever happening


>it gave me goosebumps



my sound quality has never moved me to tears


Does that really matter?



fuck off tossshit stop forcing yourself


i dont like him at all


dont like who




the l500s… the crispy crunchy trebles…..


tossbigboyo show us your beautiful gamer butt


got overstimulated on fapsies and i passed out after it


gonna delay sippin time by an hour


overstimulate my asshole faggot


who is the daysipper?


*pushes a micro camera probe up your butt*


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*circles my long tongue around sickziis rod*


Can you delete this?


wish there was a reason to learn another language


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>Can you delete this?


Can you delete this?


british people are fucked in the head
disagree with me? youre a nonce






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is this the sickzii poster


reeki let them in




not funny


any retards here? Pepega


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I'm sicko mode
*stands up*


pepega omegalul


don't even try to bullshit us brother HH




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whats pepeiga?


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stop trying to r*** pill the normies


ok i have my cousins here
what do you want me to ask em


ask them if they like the idea of an ethnostate


ask em where the fuck toot is


how old are they


*feels the urge to rape*



toot is too busy blackmailing the 30% and making them send him lewd pictures…


i cant do this lol




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did not mean to reply to that nigger's post
i apologize


grow up


toot goes into sucko mode



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Angry Jordan Peterson TRIGGERS French Journalist


so… burger king…


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NAGR/U JPRDAMNK PERTETSON SIVKO MOFE DRAUWBNFUjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj


here's the bloody thing about number 15


so it comes AFTER the number 14 you see?



*tunes in*





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leftist jarpigs on 4 are riling me up again






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he's in


*gets mesmerized*


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hmmm woke up a lot earlier than normal..


*activates windows*


oops didnt mean to post that pic


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jarpig assassins are ruining my life


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whats a jarpig?


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somethings trying to help you
ride that wave


dont worry about it that dudes brain is fucked


something this moron loves to force here


bb can you do aerial shit in rocket league
did you ever practice it or did you just play a lot
im starting to be real comfortable with hitting the ball now but i cant do aerials at all


you're worst nightmare


im alright but its hard to do with a mouse and keyboard and theres no real good practice maps..


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made short work of those chocolate cookied mom bought from lidl :)


not beerboy but thats why i quit playing, aerials were hard as hell and i didnt feel like puttin in the 500 hours to learn how to do em accurately


hooo boy fucking omo


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you play with mouse and keyboard
pretty insane your a god


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does anyone have a bb pic where you can see his entire monitor? asking for a friend


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when you play with a controller on pc games do you have to keep it plugged in or can you go wireless


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oinky :(



please stop


idk my controler is wired
wireless sound like so much pain to figure out plus you have to charge the batteries




toot just ban the people who are clearly mentally ill


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toot get in here


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>meat is murder


yeah like that guy up there
just ban him


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me? im freakin mental bro


*rolls up on you with the vegang and beats the shit out of you*


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>yeah like that guy up there
>just ban him


there's something oddly sexual about the way this pig is looking at the camera and it makes me very uncomfortable



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how has forsen not gone insane from all the ugandan shit in every single game


/b/ cant count to 10





i was one of the 2's dang it….


i disagree with saifedean's views on food



idk who that is


austrian economics
veggies? i dont think so
potatos? thats gonna be a big no for me bwo



thanks for the late response!



i heard about ketogenic on the radio from a guy talking about jordan peterson so i might try that


keto is bad for the liver


just eat less
embrace the hunger


food tastes better when youre starving


eating less isnt gonna get us to massive moglord status


bad for the brain too but people on the diet are already brain dead so it's nbd


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let's see your physique faggot


Verb; To assert ones dominance.

Adaptation of AMOG (Alpha Male of Group).
Origin: North America.
Some hippy fuck in a prius tried to cut me off on the highway, but I mogged him by accelerating my truck and forcing him back into his lane.


my physique? not 6 feet under the ground LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


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that's what i thought incel


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i want to die


yeah i didnt die of a heart attack in some chinknigger sauna lol get owned kid


we're selfimproving
jump on the train bwo


j1 2019 get your life back on track bro


we'll be visiting the sauna that zyzz died in on our thai sexpat adventure
we'll lay flowers and talk about how much we mired him


there is a high chance of going to the beer shack and buying $50 worth of scratch offs


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>yeah i didnt die of a heart attack in some chinknigger sauna lol get owned kid


someone got 200m in all stats in old school runescape…..


your gook mommy is so hot gleepy


you dont deserve that
stop giving you treats you dont deserve


did zyzz really have to cheat to get his body?
its the ideal body but i dont see why he needed roids for anything or if he just didnt want it to take 2 or 3 more years to obtain


i SAID someone got 200m in all stats in old school runescape


of course a fucking nigger brain like zyzz didnt actually have the discipline to get a body like that naturally lol


dont know what that means but congrats brother


grow up


this south park episode is funny everyone got downgraded from amazon prime to being an amazon employee and bezos has a giant brain


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why are girls so omo >.<


Real shit?


should i kick that chicken now before the day after drinking anxiety kicks in


know what else is bad for the liver



*plans my daily activities around drinking*
but im not an alcoholic


niggers at sympy fucked something up with the newest version


grow up


grow up


selling memes…
capitalism has to end bros… they can't keep getting away with it…



go have a threesome with a nigger


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ufc later


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grow up


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new game theory: toot is grow up spammer


$50 in scratch offs or $50 on jon jones high off cocaine and PEDs..


ah yes, game theory
*adjusts the variables to account for nash equilibrium*


grow up poster is a script
i post nigger it posts grow up


grow up


who we betting on in the big game


who is we?





i took dame +13


grow up


grow up


i was thinking about writing a script that replied with whatever to the grow up retard
but i gave up since id just get my ip banned
im 90% convinced the grow up idiot is not actually a script tho its actually some dumb autist



cry about it


grow up


cry about what


cry about this *grabs crotch*


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tfw no gf with an american accent


grow up


the tiny wekimeki gook…….


i hate her so much


2020 bro the world is ours



2020 teaching african kids how to program javascript on their ipads


gangraping her… dumping the body in a ditch afterwards…




dude she's underage O_O


workin out with my new barbell right now


rape is nature's way



toot they're posting underage zoomer sluts



has anyone stopped to ask why that poor little kitten is caged up in the first place



he raped 3 kids


im getting the withdrawal garbage out of the way today


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cant flipping wait to see these being sold in stores



hiro smashing it once again


when is toot going to give us physical 162 currency?


*jams out*


we dont like that band


we dont like anything


keep getting nauseous poop false alarms




actually our guts are healthy




its currently rebalancing for sobriety






im not even horny but im going to browse some hentai anyway cuz im bored




physical coins when
in tooty we trust


i dont trust that fucker one bit


frosted butts


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its empty


i will continue being racist


we're all part of the emanation of G*d
like colors of the rainbow
white light seperates into a multitude of colors
ah yes


god is gay


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71 viewers
let's go 100 bros


theism? hella gay


*logs in*


lttp is a great game


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fuck boogie


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truth is gay


im still wondering what that freakin frog is doin back there….
plottin somethin thats for sure


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obsessed aoe mind rape its over your brain is finished kid


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*jumps down then runs a circle outside around the cage*
*gets back in the cage and starts swinging back and forth hanging from the top*
they playing a game round here!!! BAN BWAPPA TOOT! BAN BWAPPA NOW!!!!
*gnashes teeth*


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nobody even replies to him these days and he just keeps on going lol


his downfall began with the fortnite deletion


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god is a hapa


mental illness is a rough ride


god made the negro as well so hes part black

hes triracial


the crimson chin


*cuts because i'll never be with nancy*
god i love her so much


nigs are demonspawn


reminder that we all come from africa


grow up


who are you quoting?


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we like 100% wgirls now


who is we?


foul creature


not me


shes all photoshop and make-up


who are you quoting?


fake braces to make her look younger.. omo..


who are you quoting?


this guy got mindraped


who are you quoting?


now this is a comic book i can appreciate


stop replying to yourself


who are you quoting?


that’s actually a good question
we’re all quoting someone
humans are like parrots


all my thoughts are 100% original




where’s your citation?



god made the devil too


how has he not lost his sanity


ive prepped the hamburger katsu >:3


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ordered a sandwich but i dont really like it


Simon Wolaus
2 years ago
9gag brought me here


i got panko crumbs but now i cant find it…



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reminder of when we were almost crying at a song then scrolled down to see this


truely epic.


blows my mind that there are hundreds of thousands of people in my city that dont speak a lick of english


really steamed about this sandwich


based uk bro


the skol apes of dade…
chittering in their freakish mother tongue..


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como estas mami… gran culo buscando bien


chocolatecake50000: wq has never seen a 1:24 and he never fucking will


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ugh this sandwich is so bad


pad is completely 100% undoubtedly obsessed with baste brapper


smooth brapper


wq is asking us if his speech is bad




im getting those scratch off urges




ugh at least the mac and cheese was ok


ok goblin slayer turned out pretty crap… the first ep was epic and after that it was boring af


hey alright


disgusting satanist whore


belle.delphineHit or MIsSs, incels Neva kiss yah 🐸Literally nobody asked for this but here it is 👌💦
Roast me boiis


my coil burned out…



did you watch the latest ep?


ya it was boring af



word needs more party wipes


the show needed more rape and edginess


wonder whos making these



*belly bumps you*


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>i read books


72 books in one year is pretty good


if you have read a book before and remember it then opening the book then closing it again counts as a reread in my book


im thinking if i go buy like $50 in lottery tickets and win $200 itd be like getting that new monitor for $50 instead of $200…


thats poorman thinking


youll buy $50 in scratch offs and win $15


i ate too much…



gonna get some slop


how many lottery tickets should i buy then


mathematically, 1

cause to go from 0 to 1 is an infinite increase in your odds of winning and therefore guarantees a win. buy any more and your odds actually go down


dont get into gambling


if im quitting drinking i have to replace it with something else


you shouldnt buy any lol
but do whatever man i know theyre fun so just do it i guess

just dont go into it thinking youre gonna 4x your money, when you are extremely likely to lose at least half


just fuckin do it bro


replace it with the pain you know you deserve
go through hell for a while
you'll be a better man


youre fucking obsessed with brapper bro just drop it already he doesnt even think about you anymore


u of m got btfo yet again


still mad about my sandwich


i go through hell the day after drinking


youre fucking obsessed with brapper bro just drop it already


jerked off and now this guy is trying to get me over to his place for a suck n fuck


call him gay


*bets the house on clemson*


replace it with primo ganja


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the big game
the line dropped a whole 2 points from last night thats wild


replace it with working out


*works out*
*goes to the club*
*finds a nice roastie to provide for*


clemson -13 bama -14 and gustaffson +235

if that fails were buying $80 in scratch offs




roasties have their own clubs now omg


most alcoholics jump from alcohol to caffeine or nicotine.


caffeine and nicotine are so different


beerboy is such a quintessential florida wet brain


mom got some really tasty bread… fucking bitch



they call it the klub


i took ND +12.5
and bama, if tua was 100% healthy i'd bet em @-14 but hes not so im out


anime is so fucking gay


ur gay


just watched an hour of forsen ugandan pirate mush


if you watch anime like that your brain is fucked beyond repair


loled pretty hard when he picked those string bikinis XD



loled pretty hard


this is baby brain mush anime shit
where you self insert as the retarded mc



pretty based right?


when you get a gf how do you stop touching your gf it seems like it would be a big problem


she'll get fat if you stay with her long enough


if you have to ask that you really don't need to worry about it


it stops being stimulating after a while is my guess


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alright bros lets see em






yeah bro i totally have a favorite cartoon, weapon, superhero, pokemon, celebrity and a politician


i have a favorite album and thats about it


my favorite politician? it's got to be xi


it gets boring after a bit


i think dave chapelle might be my favorite comedian


jellyfish are pretty cool but committing to a favorite is tough


maybe the category should be split between land and sea animals


yeah let me just take 10 minutes to fill out this gay shit


i wonder what animal could kill any other animal


a fully grown elephant


*waits patiently for >>549030 to finish*


i bet a giganotosaurus could beat an elephant


first of all dinosaurs are NOT animals but a theory




elephants are a theory


elephants are law


*eats bread*
*drinks beer*






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algorithmic mushing goodness



couldnt decide between dune or siddhartha so i deleted it


fucking cat go sicko mode


if your favorite soft drink isnt baja blast then youre fuckin done kid


we drink hard drink


i usually said dune as my favorite book but then i realized i havent read it in 15 years and dont remember anything that happened


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dont really like pop… maybe root beer? sugary carbonated stuff makes my stomach feel rotten


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stonefish can kill anything i reckon


plain club soda is great it can be very refreshing


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*drops a fat Okay. on all these retards thinking anyone gives a shit about their favorite x*


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oh man that pink thickness


oh yeah sparkling water is really good


imagine how epic these reaction pics would be if these fagmunches only used them once per year


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the ideal female body
big ass tits and a small chubby roll


spinosauruses are friggin sweet


*imagines it*
yeah still not that epic


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i miss getting comfy


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tried figuring out why spinosauruses have those spines and ended up in wikipedia science hell :/


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isnt that way too much food


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lol that fish is fat


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mirin vascularity


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gook morning!


holy crackers!


harry gooker… yer a wizard gook!


pete rose is one of our guys


gather round, children
its time to watch papa work out again


that gooker seems really comfy


when you skip armday


lol remember this classic


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built to win


easily moggable




gay ass niggas ITT


we're getting jacked just like that




remember when his bastedness won that fortnite game live on stream


what is the LGBT comm doing about that?










whats the point of new video games when dr. mario exists


*tunes in*


niggas like you who cant spinpill need babby games


yikes my dude


i can spinslide like a god


yikes bro lol epic


wonder if taco bella has any new items…
lets have a peek shall we


yikes m'lady



full interview


anything from taco bell with a flour tortilla is garbage


dont care what you think, incel
im gettin it with a baja blast and about 4 more items


i fuck all the time shithead


yeah…. your dad i bet FAGGOT



this isn't even true


niggers are such niggers


grow up


them first


A fight ensued between two males outside a Carl’s Jr. in San Francisco, Ca this evening near Powell Street Station. According to the restaurant private security, the two were arguing over the rights to a Bluetooth speaker they stole from someone or somewhere. It quickly escalated into a brawl. Others tried to intervene and stop the dominant fighter but to no avail. 911 was called multiple times. Prior to the SFPD and paramedics' arrival, a doctor from Glide who was strolling by stepped in to help. All the other onlookers eventually left. I stuck around to provide pictures of the assailant who robbed and brutalized the other to a state of near unconsciousness.



i see…



i think he was unconscious a little


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