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new thread


*threatens to walk if the anonymous paper writer with a wrong opinion isn't fired*


i want to have a party with all of my closest friends, the scvees!


dont really know if im emotionally ready for a new thread yet… ill be back later…


finally getting fiber tomorrow, they rescheduled twice before… third time's the charm, right?


*plops down in your DMs*


actually its third times 'A' charm


decided that being racist is childish and its time to put away childish things


put away your dick lol


third times the dick


*puts it away in your mom's pink velvet sausage wallet*


*takes it with a grain of salt*




hey how do we make sure we all get in the same platoon once president trump declares war on north korea and we get drafted?


we're all european here though???


wish it would get dark out faster
then i can take the barrels out under the cover of night
stop fretting over it…;;


3 hours until i start power posting


im just a regular 'ol american boy


sargon of akkad is based right?


alright yes yes i like guys. that shouldnt really change your opinion of me at all though


that boy is batting for the wrong team t__t


it kinda does though


1/2h til workout…


wow racist


*checks my favorite porn websites for new vids*


ah… you still watch porn… one day youll mature dont worry :)




guns are such an overdone concept in movies


old infants


terrible enfants




les enfants terrible


*unsheathes katana*


if we were all european the site would be in arabic you dummy


LOL true!


actually we only eat halal here




whatever, sayings like that are a diamond dozen


seriously tho, war with the best gooks is coming. what are we, the scvees, gonna do about it


le best korea!


nothin cuz i live in canada lol


nothing, just spectate from the sidelines and enjoy the carnage






im gonna go out flamethrowin' gooks like my granpappy



i dont think im 'fit for combat'


ive had some dogs and i wouldnt have trusted any of them to be this gentle with small animals

one time one of them spotted a squirrel on our yard and immediatle sprinted for it and tore its throat up


305 motherfucker REP


thats becauze your a shit owner


yeah whatever homo




dunno what dad made for dinner… smells really good though…


how was the casserole?


really good…


did you suck his dick




calm down daddy issues



hm yes
i think im getting kinda tired of this website
can i possibly free myself for good or will i just be back in a few hours


in other news


i have taken very long breaks from scv and this niggerhole
always seem to come back though…


i have to find a job really soon…


grow up


we all found jobs a few months ago


great another thing i'm behind at…



why do the blacks have to be so dramatic


black people? yeah im bout that


heh, i found the solution and now i never have to get a job!


n-words are my god


do tell…


is it gambling…coin daytrading….forex trading…




Zzzzzz gnight compadres




unless of course you consider shemales gay


life is just one big gamble


damn glen campbell died…




gonna have an anxiety attack over these f'ing barrels…


you know you can swear here right?


ah yes, the ol' barrels eh






toot ban this idiot for swearing


which email service do we use


google's google mail also known as gmail where g stands for google


i still use hotmail


lmao no you don't




yea i do and i apply to jobs with it








shut up it's too early for the blanket


cummers before bed y/n


n get a better sleep


okay how about a belt instead, smartass???????


could use a hot cup of tea rn…


confess your deepest darkest secret right now


*slips under the blanket*


yeah i think so
accidentally caught glimpse of an ashemale link that autofilled when i typed in "a" in my broser…



i don't own a belt


+1 and word


[+373, -360] She's should kill herself ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ


hey pass the cheetos


*holds your hand*



someone join me under the blanket


that was NOT necessary


i cranked up the ac so its cold here


*joins the blanket crew*


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i think jessica is a god and theyre all bitter fucks


*rips the blanket off you*


aaaaaaaaaaaah >__<


*gets emergency blanket*


*im naked*
what the heck!!!!


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i think jessica is a god and theyre all bitter fucks


i say we kick this blanket stealer out of our blanket comm


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gonna cry… barrels…


anime is dumb


barrels of what?


just shut up idiot


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aria is ok


no it isnt



home now desu


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threads shit again
fix it


if i kill myself i'll never be bothered by the barrels again…


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do it faggot
pull the trigger


same if they go missing hehe


time for a lav soak


rewatching legend of korra, go fuck yourself


i suffer a lot so maybe other people should too…


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if i told the secret everyone would be doing it and then nobody would be able to do it!




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its not gay you retard


it's not gay if the hairs on the balls create a heart shape!!!!!!!!




i thought this was just gonna be a joke
this is a pretty low hanging fruit honestly






is it going up or down


and up
and up…..




let me tell you guys something

i used to hate cheeses like blue cheese and brie but as i grew older i started to grow fond of them like most people
these days i love cheeses of all kind

but still theres one cheese i cannot stand despite giving it multiple chances over the years






dick cheese?


i love blue cheese but i hate brie

it tastes like jizz




how do you even eat brie cheese

are you supposed to cut the crusty outside off and throw it away


reactions to my recent videos? mostly negative


no you eat the white crust

you put it on a cracker or something i just can't stand the smell of it

camembert is similar to brie but it doesn't have as strong a smell imo so i like it




*trolls everyone*


my favorite cheese? well thats muenster, which apparently the kind i like is a cheap american knock-off of "munster", the german cheese and not the same thing at all


isnt that just fucking tragic?


nope not german
thought it was german
its french

i know very little about my favorite cheese it seems…much to learn yes…


who cares about cheese lol


*injects t*


so what cheese does that guy not like


had to put vaseline on the inside of my ass cheeks… really bad chafing…


going with dad to walmart to return a microwave


going with son to walmart to return a microwave


walmarts are depressing


going with son to walmart to return a microwave


dad and son just walked in with a big box…straight to the returns section :/


whats wrong with the microwave did you and your dad fuck it XD


imagine having to buy a microwave


tried casu marzu once but it was a bit ammonic for my tastes


listen to me



stupid employee just let dad and son walk in with a giant box


who is this fuckin idiot who posts here who has something against every father and son relationship
talk you fucker


*gets worked up*



gross did you have to go to france to get your maggot cheese?


hbt calls his parents his roommates unironically


anyone else really mad?


nah had some vod and im feeling pretty happy


i think my mom called my name but i pretended i didn't hear it


wanna run shadowfang w/ me…


*boots up agario*


i doubt it was real casu marzu


*when the gooks come marching in!*




BRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP D::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::


HAAAJbddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnxcccccccc>[C {[ Z


im gooking out doi ducking hgarf oh my goducking lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo




really gassy today


fucking gook with me boys GOOK WITH ME


the boys are getting a bit epic i see..


i got nothing to post


not him


yeah thats how i feel
the ol' post queue is empty


gassy gookin


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top 10 162 betrayals
and a picture of toss poster getting banned



Im so niggerlicious


god i hate koreans


theres a korean girl at work… very average… nothing special…


im back


hey man


*refreshes the usual sites over and over again* :/


yeah same
*takes up a hobby*
ah thats better…


wow ya see that….he just scooped up a hobby in moments


what are my hobbies, you ask?


bet its a gay hobby


working out rn it hurts…


well i am gay so…


its coin investing, thats all i do

i have a wild dream…a very nice hobby in mind…but grandma wont let me


oh hey man did that one guy wake up at 6am and run or did he wimp out


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uh oh!


i bet he just poured himself a couple of cold ones and completely forgot about his vow


probably stayed sleeping until noon


we take vows seriously here
dont ever break one
or you know what happens…


do you have dual screen?


i vowed to quit jerking off like 10 times and yet…i continue to j/o….


no i use a desktop and a laptop at the same time


oh so thats what jo stands for…


drinking too much tonight


thinking about switching it up and getting a blackberry


what the fuck???


hmmm… now thats a cell phone i enjoyed a lot


he got banned for posting pedshit


smack my bitch up


binging with babish…


did we ever find out if tooty boy can see the posts we clear before posting


ugh i didnt clean up enough and now theres gnats all over :/




i cant



wish me a livibee were friends irl…






i really hate jews except for that one six twoer


phew, long day at the pube salon


hate google


ugh, can you not, like, be a bigot, please?


im a one sicks twoer


1 six 2


one sickzii two!


omo!!! one sickzii two!!!


*writes a 15 page memo about you*


this'll get him goin



*punches wall* FUCKING stop it


i thought descpacito was justin beiber




you know one of these days i will talk to a girl


just log in to interpals
wait a few minutes
done : 7 thai girls just messaged you


isnt every post here basically talking to our girl 2oot?


tooty girl?


no dont make 2oot a girl you dumb fucking horny retards
hes a male (man)


im an infant (old)


want to cum in 2ootys warm pussy


is x the most aesthetic letter?


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>mfw people said i was wrong on sept 23 when north korea is already threatening the united states right


that doesnt mean the world will end it just means nk will get nuked the fucked out of this planet


tin just ">mfw" :(


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hehe :3


i wanna get a sickzii gf…


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oh no what a twist
the girl is a fucking whore


i care. seriously i do




about what


on the one hand, i want google destroyed
on the other hand…it's a whole /pol/ thing now and i hate those brazilian freaks


yeah one of the biggest companies in the world is going to be destroyed by this ugh i cant wait to see them crumble


google is too powerful now
it needs to be fucking taken down, brick by fucking brick


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where do you stand on this pressing issue tooner


i love mayo


whats the issue


obviously not full destruction out of nowhere but any damage is a win, the fire has to start somewhere…


had mayo on a turkey sandwich yesterday and it was SHIT its just a goopy butter *throws the fuck up*


ketchup bitch


the google issue you dumbfuck


whats that and dont be rude


shut it tooner FAG *shove*


why do i fart so much right after waking up


because of soylent


actualyl i prefer catsup


its because gas gets locked in your….wherever gas goes idk
and then ya get up and move around and *rips a big one*


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well why do i fart all the time then


itsl ike when your on a plane and everyone is strapped in… and then the seatbelt light goes off and everyone is free to stand up and then… the farts… in all directions… ugh the smell…


the world is a vampire


thats a big dong print for an asian boy..


are you bloated too?
maybe its lactose intolerence
maybe its gluten i dont freaking know man


i am a fart


watchin mia khalifa's stream… she got a big nose…


never fapped to her porn before
dont plan to either


maybe it's all the beer i drank LOL


is that like wiz khalifa's little sister or something


yea it is




she looks like a jew lol




hmm.. only slept for about 4 hours today.. could get drunk tonight..


doin a bit of tossin n turnin eh?


oh god hes awake
im leaving


do the harlem shake lol


do the gook rape


wow that was crazy… i have my headphones on and my balls just got itchy so i went to put my hand down my pants to give the old scratch… and i was like hmmm if i do this my moms gonna walk in and catch me with my hand down there
so i take my headphones off and as soon as i do my mom knocks on my door and opens it…
dodged a bullet…
thank you for reading


yeah i "read" that post


skimmed it


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*boycotts google*



that reminds me
still no new terry videos


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oh my what a saga


shit its been what, 4 days now? what the heck i hope hes ok…..


ohhhh wait
the archive channel is blocked from adding more videos or something

hes alive lol


wish i never went through puberty


google strikes again i hate them so much *screams*




*pushes you* shut the FUCK up about google i. am. SICK. of. it.


ok this is too much
what do we do about the google problem


now im REALLY pissed at google!!


shut the FUCK up larry page!!!!


k going to bed bye


nuclear launch detected


*google searches "fuck you google!!!"* heh they're gonna see this and freak




i hope nk nukes google



my dog was just chilling in ym room on my dirty clothes pile and then she knocked over my wii
what a silly mutt


shoulda gotten a cat instead


can you set up a patreon account for rio


i like dogs more


*immediately donates*


*for it to be shut down*


new valve game is dota cardgame


word he needs one of these demons


remember when smix had a donation for her dog $3k easy


















fine ill do it UGH


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*riles the thread*




i fricken said id do it!!!


do what


do gay stuff


that's kinda gay


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this north korea jibber jabber is gettin juicy


are you looking at pol or something


“North Korea best not make any more threats to the United States,” Trump told reporters in Bedminster, New Jersey. “They will be met with fire, fury and, frankly, power the likes of which this world has never seen before.”

trump is a fuckin god
damn gooks are gonna get FUCKED


*infiltrates googles hq*
heh just doin a quick tour dont mind me :)

(quietly begins hacking)


would trump nuke nk?




how many km underground do you think kim is hiding at?


yeah right hes in barcelona right now partying


well considering hes a dumb gook id say hes probably above ground


itd be pretty exciting if it did happen. imagine all the cool documentaries about it we'd get to watch


does he have a nkgf


whoever posted this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3s1jaFDrp5M got any sicker beats



ah shit te dang h key is actin up again


i like that too but i wouldnt describe it as sick..


well cows think its sick


needs more cowbell



we finally watced it enough times they made a sequel




wtf those are extinct and also they had feathers when they were alive


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read this please


moms watching gilmore girls again…


watch it with her


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no thats not how you do it


do what


i cant im watching smallville




be normal


sickzii is my future bf…


not me not gay


sickzii is my current bf


gook night ~__~


woah woah woah… look who we have here… https://www.twitch.tv/gmdkdsla


it's always the meteor rock…


what the FUCK


lol do you guys remember bring your son to work day?


feeling a little lonely someone spoon me while i fall asleep


*drags large blanket into thread*


thanks *snuggles*


yeh i did that once and i drew on his whiteboard all day and then he left like after 30m because he was embarassed of me still is


dont cuss moron!


sorry wh*teboard






privet drive lol harry potter haha




good morning everyone <3


its midnight you freak you missed the beer run


no it's 7 am here, dumb amerinigger


oh looks like 200t decided to sober up and wake up at a reasonable time


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just eatin some good old weenie dogs before bed

you know what they say gotta get the ole calories in


my heart will burn the calories off trying to push the clots through my legs


havent been on the beer run since they both closed 5 minutes early.. have 3 bottles of skol left now..


good to hear *sips*




gained mom's favor by making homemade popcorn


like putting a bag in a microwave? or what


i did it on the stove in a big metal bowl


was just laughing at my own tweet and my mom asked me what was so funny


did you show her


no i told her "nothing"




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tfw too impatient to wait 45 days



wait are still waiting for the 23rd


idk but that doesnt loook like a tin pic to me




take your hatered out on me
make your victim my head…


zii posts some pretty creepy stuff on his twit


whats creepy about anime girls


its a loophole to post underage girls as cartoons


cartoons aren't real dummy


whatever creep


lol you nigs are getting btfo on pol




>back to twitch with you tween faggot
how will tinny ever recover


hmm.. to grab the skol tonight or not…


now tinny’s arguing that white people aren’t white
this boy is too far gone





ah sry didnt mean to drop a blank post on ya






is somi old enough to fap to yet






finna get lit namsayin


*pours skol in the 'vis*


we use that for water.. the mug gets the vodka..


*checks if boogie is still alive*

*sadly goes back to sleep*


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i like me a gook thread from time to time
it was alright


what can we do to protect ourself on the 23rd


fuck off tinshit


pray jesus or nothing


tinny you’re semitic…


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the fuck does semitic mean yo


holy hell violet is thick



you’re a mixed race mongrel jewrab
your ramblings make sense now that i think about it


hey tin post sica's butt




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im half jew half white
how did you know that


big booty bitches i got big booty bitches WHAT


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really feel like quitting alcohol. i think i'm too smart for something like beer. thing is i can't stand being sober… i really wish i still had my opiates around.


you dont sound too smart for beer


*slides you one of moms tramadol*


simply grow some poppies


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44 flippin days

it seems short it seems long



fuck off tinshit


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tin and his jewish religions


go away you freak

you monster


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44 flippin days

it seems short it seems long



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remember that old dolphins qb chad pennington? tin could be chad normington


chad friedman
lol… what if his last name was braverman or goodman
chad goldstein

lol lol


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can't believe i just watched a 7 minute long 'cat thug life' compilation…


cant believe someone is listening to rick the pickle unironically




To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existential catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.


don't let ur blood pressure get too high there fatso


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i dont even know what rick the pickle is i dont think i want to know


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alright good night yall i needa get some sleep

t. tinny


Randy Moss scored 167 TDs in his career. Jerry Rice scored 163 TDs in his career…. if you exclude every TD he caught from Joe Montana.


can someone please tell me i'm not alone and theres people here from the inception of this website please


im a 162 oldfag!


im gay


im a gook!



a 16gook


finally took the barrels out…
some guy was walking down the street and he scared the hell out of me
he nodded at me and i tried to say "hey" but it came out as "ey"
the rest is a blur but i think uh… he nodded again…
then i ran inside

not even safe from this shit at 3am
hate living here





what's your karaoke song? this is mine


we dont karaoke here

were losers


i meant in a hypothetical sense


kimmie said he’s thinking about nuking guam


that happened 8 hours ago


also nothing happens ever


8 hours is like 8 seconds


remember when i made that post about it being day 8 of month 8? good times


word when are we working out the deets of our suicide pact i've been talking about this for a few months now


wish i had a friend



can't tell if i'm happy or sad rn


youre gay


pretty sure skinny fat is the worst body type you can have




jon cena is a really dumb character
thats why i used to post cena gifs taunting janny
its all so silly


my little brother loves new japan


hes gay


he's a virgin


like me


wrestling is filled with a bunch of men that are in great shape and have wives.. esports however..


new japan huh


whats wrong with the old japan?????


my cat loves tuna fish


hes gay


cute feminine boys…


old japan is going to be nuked soon…


can't stop singing this. fantasizing about impressing friends by busting this out at a karaoke bar


it’s all norm shit


we are normal and balanced boys here


i've never been able to identify with my peers and have always felt extremely alienated


because your gay


his gay what


his gay butt


why do you still sound like a norm then


never had peers so idk what ur talking about


this guy is in a really bad mood


this troper is in a pretty good mood


his gay


im a bit of a stinker, everywhere i go i stink it up


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keep that shit off here


wanna try heroin


my name is kevin.. i hate how anyone calls me "kev"


youre gay right


my name is ethan people call me e


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people dont call me anything


gonan need you guys to post at a hyper speed pace in a minute going outside to smoke my american spirits need some company it's scary out there.


not gonna post

smoking kills


im coming for you anon



ive no respect for big belly bros


respect me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


well i don't respect skinny norms unless they have marfans


drumpf has a big belly
fuck that guy




remember when norms didn’t know about youtube and then it completely exploded in 2011


explode in my asshole daddy


*chucks grenade*


big meanie


i like him


ok im up
now where were we…. ah yes
i cant remember


i want to suck on sickziis pipelli like its a lolipop


that guy posting about smoking his american spirits gave me cravings to smoke
i used to smoke american spirts…'periques'…they were the ones in the black package


we dont care fucker


hmm yes
this guy does look like a racist sexist bigot



look at his nose holy toledo O_O



nobody linked this….


i cant believe it was this bad…


what does fujoshi mean


i smoke the blues


beginning to realize i'm posting less because i hate all of you


well i took about a week break because of the link but i think i was just being paranoid


have you tried any of the others? i started with the oranges just because i liked the packaging and switched to the blacks because of an acquaintance in college


kiss me






NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


fujos are girls that jack off to gay toons


girls dont 'jack off' idiot
they have nothing to 'jack'


they jack there clit virgin


not true




not true


no i'm not a smoker honestly i just bought a pack one time cause i felt like having a smoke one night when i was drinking. i hate doing both really. i feel like next time i should get oranges though




im shaving myself…..




im trying to become like my idol scarlett


post pics…


moms not home…
*takes IT out….*




*takes off bathrobe*


like my malnourished biceps?


omo is it getting hot in here…


eating yogurt
im not gay


pip pip pippio


got pips on my mind


tooner girls on my mind




medium size pips


micro pips


wish i had one to play around with


my bf says my pip is huge but the truth is that his is just pretty small



frick off 4norm






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preach it brotha




havent been there in years i came here from hima









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based stinkers


what a god


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wow thats really sexy @_@



(@_@ )


why is that mound so distended (t__t)





me on the left sickzii on the right


+1 i hold


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honestly its pretty inspiring to see an interracial friendship like this
mlk would be proud



gook morning


never talk to the police


had to speak under oath once…


thats not the same thing Z_Z


*gets called for jury duty and doesn't show up* im a fuckin rebel


isn't there a fine for that?


me in the middle sickzii on the left


*throws away the notice and lights up an american spirit* feel like goin on a drive *calls up my best friend*


i think i might be gay but im not sure anyone wanna help me check


*throws you into a gay club*


idk what are the standards of a gay test


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how do you know if a club is gay


sick club


ah yes diablo ii…we were never really good at the min-maxing part of that game


its dog shit
no one is going to use that over a hoto


stream it


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got a worm growing out of my foot but it hurts to pull it out


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*plots a 187 on j.pete*


finally this is what ive been waiting for all this time


buzzword using retard



you used buzzword incorrectly idiot


we think this is funny here


buzzword using retard


if you're linking a yt vid thats over 2 minutes long and not linking it at a certain time
you're a dumb bitch
not watching


dumb cooknorm


if youre going to post here, post like a white person and time stamp the fucking video


we, the white people, can concentrate watching a video of 3 other white people thats 4 minutes you fucking slant eyed gook trash!



zip it, retard



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wish i was born in a homogenous country


mom woke up and immediatly emptied the dishwasher washer doesn't she know i am trying to sleep


wish i could PUNCH that sexist dumb googler OUT


the thing i like the most about that pic is
i google searched it and that girl died of a heart attack
and someone used it for a retarded sissy caption, that can barely even be read



it sounds like she banging plates together


whats "guam"


wish this would happen to me..


woah wtf shes dead :/


what do they call plates in britain


lazy scvs,…


"Though she had suffered with asthma since she was a child, her family say she had not had an attack for 10 years - and said it was unlikely the condition was a cause of death."

i thought it was attack as in heart attack lol
i was like, no wonder




ugh thoughts and prayers for those injured in paris attack


word that attack was effiel


t+p for all those involved with the janny attacks


janny banned me for some petty shit yesterday
i reset my modem


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*buys the gwen stefani makeup kit*
lmao could you imagine



ive known too many women whose lives were ruined by the so called 'routine practice' of abortion


im gay




ah yes, wednesday, time for my routine abortion. shut up mom, at least im sticking to a schedule


god i just want to bash a non-white's skull so badly!!!



*folds large blanket and puts it away*




honesty, sincerity, knowledge, objectivity and humility
i dont have any of these


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thats gay


thats an affront to our lord god


yeh probably


yeah god would go bareback


i mean he gets to choose if people get preggers so y not


me on the right sickzii on the left


im not gay tho


its not gay dumbo


its pretty gay


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thats gay


im serious about the gentle art of persuasive communication


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nice dick


dont FUCK with me




*bows head*


*commits a crime against humanity*


*commits a thought crime*




*commits a thot crime*


guess ill go back to sleep


in fact, i'm a black nationalist freedom fighter *robs a convenience store*


not looking forward to week 4


saw week 4 and gave up


looking forward to death


hmm *makes a video about how obama is the reincarnation of an egyptian pharaoh and nibiru is fast approaching and ancient prophecies of the end times are coming to pass*


am i a twisted fucking psychopath





she just throws boiling water on him rofl


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that's just retarded


eggman is hideous


what should i name the d2 paladin im about to make




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you coin niggers got fucking swindled




grow up


nigger means black



grow up


would you rather have me call people crackers? ok then have it your way cracker


*pops in*
lots of idiots here
*pops out*


woah did you see that cool guy just now?


wish we could follow him.. but were bound here like souls with unfinished business….


notice how that guy didn't tell me to grow up when i said cracker
what a racist piece of shit


*summons abraxas*




i summon the blue eyes white dragon


ugh anti-cigarette activists


grow up


hang yourself american scum






i want to be like her


why would anyone want to grow up the only grown up we know is a mean old man with a hook for a hand


chased by the dragon of chaos…


That new talk show video thorin put out is like really really bad


stopped reading


jordon peterson doesnt know the first thing about the black nationalism i ascribe to
he's a posturing honkey passin out self-serving medicine for the soul wracked white man


hang yourself american scum




Study Finds That Men Who Attack Women Online Are, Literally, Losers


Jordan memerson is a fraud


fight me online, you won’t




Study Finds That The Average Pippelli is Literally Too Small To Pleasure A Woman


Study Finds That The Sickzii Pippelli is Literally Perfect


Study Finds That Depression Isn’t Real


the perfect pip…


Study Finds I'm Pretty Hungry But Don't Know What to Eat


Study proves sickzii to be the cutest boy in the world



i'm not


you are :3




you're in a room with janny and tinny
you have a gun with 1 bullet
you have to kill one of them…









both of them are probably near death from their poor life choices so i'd turn the gun on myself


id definitely put tinny out of his misery
imagine being american


id shoot janny and then beat tinny to death with the gun





which coins are we looking at today


eth, were just staring at it


trying to figure out what it all means


xavier renegade angel got popular all of a sudden on /tv/
guess i dont like it anymore


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*jams out to super milk chan*


that reminds me of a post… forget it


hmm….maybe ill get into too.
i remember bits of it from a long time ago..'next week will be even poorer'


guess it's time to get out of it


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hmmm go on


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this pic was epic and i used to jack off to it
back when i was a kid i could jack off to anything


the virpeds are here



how was it pedo if i was like 9 years old


my bank account is down to 500 lol

fuck i need to get a job


you can work on my anus




i look at these moves and i dont even understand what the fuck theyre trying to do but the computer says theyre good moves


stream stream strEAM STREAM STREAM


why do people even play chess anymore? it's a solved game, computers have won. gg go next


dumb bitch


been waiting for the doctor for 20 minutes OPEN UP!!!!


open up my asshole daddy


shoulda invested into crypto


what are you even spending your money on


booze and gas and food


just one guy here
and he doesnt even really play he just cheats with his stockfish


stop buying that shit


fuck off i play and i have never cheated


the common thing to cartooners and chessshits is both are dumb and stinky


dont worry we all remember your incident with lichess


imagine being overpowered by a woman
how emasculating


im not that toonershit


yea yea yea you are a completely different person totally not that dumb fucking tooner we know


>Tags: chubby, bbw, stuck, fetish, food fetish, big ass, gaining weight, weight gain, kink, brunette, plumper, amateur, eating cake



gonna make some fapsies rq


do you think anybody care about your bate habits, besides the gooks


what happened to that ling fella on youtube
he hasnt made a video in too long now


old habits die hard…


heard a story on npr about how stray golden retrievers on the streets of istanbul were having trouble because they were unwilling to fight other dogs for food so more than 1000 of them were airlifted to america lmao


statistically speaking there are at least a couple of bronies on 162
how do we feel about this


hes gonna be here any minute now!!

the lightbringer..


no there arent


this bitchboy just lost his queen on move 13 and still decided to play the whole game out
on top of that he took several minutes to think about his each move


prove it pony boy


toot ban this cheating shit ^


too bad about my life lol


toot doesn’t even post here. he’s a busy man with a family to take care of


imagine if i was toot lol


toot is an esteemed salary woman


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imagine having a gf like kaori bsp


its not gay if their uteruses dont touch


imagine being gay enough to have a gf


i love cute girls!!!






cute girls is what we live for here


maybe if i wasn’t so socially awkward


gonna start a company:



what is going to be your official policy for diversity in the workplace


gonna start a business :

(tin + industries)

we weld


official policy: it's gotta be gooks


weld what


tin ya dunce


laugh at this moron ?


i ordered those headphones fucking 9 days ago what the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck


had to fire someone


ugh what did he do


would libshits complain if you just employed gooks in your company


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im a brony


yes. libs consider gooks white for some reason


fuck :/



lol not really


poor little reptile brain starcrump


i put new strings on that classical guitar i blogged about last week and now its all fucked and ruined
i liked the way it sounded… why did i go and break it…




don't want to talk bout it



classic padder


f8ck jewgle!!


anybody else fucking LOVE memes???
memes haha!!!!!!!!!!!!


ut oh


i use chrome, gmail, gdrive and google photos




someone get this hothead outta here


hmm.. dont think i should have gotten drunk last night…




and youtube. globies got me good


this one goes out to the oldfags


*does you know what*


*skips to 1:02*

aww ya this is my jam


im out
goodbye nerds


*enjoys the whole song*



more like shartjew valley lmao


you'll never guess what im having for lunch(breakfast)


'lix sub


good guess




ah yes…the lgbt guide to my city


just decided im gay

*goes out to the gay bar and sucks 100 dicks in one night*


express yourself!


oh you KNOW it
i just LOVE putting these MEATY BALLS in my MOUTH
i LOVE sucking all the sauce off


no its frozen 'zah just heatin it up now


wonder how many hot dogs zii took camping


zii is such a square he puts condoms on his dildos


whoa whos juliane O_O


im pretty ripped under my fat


8min until its done


imagine wrapping your legs around sickzii and not letting him pull out


hes a freak that needs help


yeh he needs jesus in his life


do we say yeh now




i say it even if just to rile up that one guy


yeh same








yeh sounds semitic


do you have anything against jews?




nothing against jews just international jewry




almost poisoned myself today


imagine going up to sickzii and hugging him then while he's lured into a false sense of security you stab him in the back with a dagger while looking him right in the eyes

imagine twisting the dagger as he breaths his last breath right into your face


im a pickle!


im in a pickle!


what did i do wrong…


the american dream of owning a plantation



a plantation that grows plantains!


id settle for a few slaves tbh


a few nk gook refugee slaves


why did i pour that vodka last night.. i feel bad now and will feel even worse in a few hours..


*rolls eyes*


shut the fuck up


my freaking dad left like 5 or 6 beers in the fridge and i have to drink them so there's none left


repay him by sucking his cock


dont do it! go jogging instead!


boy have i got some memes for you




oh finally


repay him for forcing me to poison myself?


im gay, depressed, tired


its in the water freddy


i was so happy and full of energy and not feeling gay at all when i was out inna woods for 10 days


but i wanna eat chicken burgers


ive made the switch from sitting, brews, and not showers to jogging, coffees, and cold showers. now im a successful happy man


*steals dads booze*
im such a a victim v_v


its not stealing he left it and went to a different city


big pips




pyah pyah haato


*its not stealing if he doesnt know i took it*
you sound like a fucking nigger


he left for months he isn't coming back


he abandoned you? ;_;


you sound even more like a nigger


there’s a universe out there with no niggers


do you think theres a universe out there without hydrogen?


there’s a universe where 162 is having a massive orgy


>white people


the fibers getting installed RIGHT NOW!!!


canadian poster


my favorite streamers are


not an argument


does destiny still "debate" people?


those are all the worst streamers


i like darksydephil


w/e idiot


what are some essential languages to learn


funny when avilo was considering talking to destiny i switched to destiny stream to see what he was saying
he was looking at some reddit post saying avilo had an imaginary gf
you could tell at that point he had already made up this mind
and then later reddit was pretending he went into the discussion with an open mind








meme answer


you know its true



this kids goin playces




im a pickle tbh


went to france once and it was


it was








not as gay as your mom after i was done with her :)


mom saved me some oatmeal
thanks mom!


how many times do i have to tell you my mom has been dead for 4 decades


sex that woman and marry her


put a ring on her


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whens 162 getting exclusive amas


suck my dick!


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blessed teenbro relates to the 'back to school' twitter memes
bc hes going back to school
2nd grade


zip it ricky retardo


wow… biel is getting old…


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whos jessica speilberg


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exbc rescued a abandoned wild kitten that was crying in a box last night

it was p sad


whatever tin
just whatever


holy crackers a gigabit up and a gigabit down

ive come a long way from hughesnet and "high speed" dsl…


pardon me but whats a gigabit?


"high speed" dsl (dick sucking lips)…


sex that woman and marry her


*checks out my coins*
hmmm…could use some work


its important to try before you buy


like microwaves



fat tiddies…

flat titties…

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