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 No.495623[Last 50 Posts]

*tucks them in*


toot see : >>495624
we're going
we're going
we're going on a twip


they look so peaceful


how did the filteration go?


lol i went with my 20 year old korean and taiwanese girl friends


dont tell tinny


i didnt do it after i convinced myself the filter might take some of the alcohol out


i should go to bed


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are you guys happy


i was
gook night


*sips* i am now


only when i’m playing pokemon


Actor Bryan Cranston Confirms "Breaking Bad" Movie Is In The Works!


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thanks for posting


this is what a cute girl with REAL tourettes is like


she’s got nothing on anita


gonna shower


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a breaking bad OVA!



i don't want to like anita but i do


just deleted that post because how bad that video was and didnt want to subject anyone else to it


i do skol
so i can buy more
so i can drink more
so i can do more skol


ohana means family. family means nobody gets left behind. but if you want tp leave… you can. i'll remember you, though


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toot give us back https you clown


cant sleep


pay me


i will pay you in free moderation services


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how much?



slutty response


dont pay him sickzii


dont give him a damn cent


dont give him shit but a dab


10 serbian dinars


i've told you guys i'm really good at yo-yos before. but i never told you i'm also a good fingerboarder


prove it


i cant do that many tricks, but i can do the few i know well
i can ollie 2-3 feet high, do any grind or slide. nice kickflips, kickflips into or out of grinds.



next you should get into devil sticks


remember when the magic had dwight howard..


simply do not remember that


sippin on some skol


i remember that


gookmorn. black jews break:


i said


die oldreplier


we appreciate those guys dude


TriHard 7


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you guys ever messed with these electrodes for physical therapy & working out?
you could use them to fake many tourettes tiks


leave anita alone stalker incel freak


i bet if you faked tics for as long as anita has streamed you would start to develop them for real


i meant for faking your own tourettes stream. you wont get as many tips as her but you might be able to pull off tourettes if you had weird twitches or spasms happening in the same spot.
they dont all swear, the tourettes kid i knew in elementary school said the word "bone" in front of every word he said. (bone hi bone toot bone when bone are bone you bone gonna bone fix bone this) he also said "meeeeeeeegaaaaamaaaan!"



bone me sickzii


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i get little twitchy tics randomly and not that often because i've done too many drugs


this hits really close to home


anita says nyanya :3





some of the swearing tiks she says are good enough to steal and use as your own catchphrases
i have a cunt. i have 10 cunts and a baseball bat
i fucked a cat, i fisted a cat
i want to fuck your friends
my cock is on fire


ok but you forgot the "nyanya" tic


if i had it like her i would be saying the darkest nastiest shit because of my fucked porn brain and all the nasty shit i've seen and heard about that she's never heard of (so she wouldn't tik them)


can we all agree that only morons watch subbed anime


watching this gook rn


we can all agree that only morons watch anime, yes


i like taking my dogs knot


i love being told by my barber that my hair is getting thinner


i disagree. pedos & children watch anime too


ah yes, i see my 4gb $40 tetris game has finished downloading
time to play some tetris


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sickzii take me to your badroom…


case in point >>495703


pick your battles, vocaloid


sickzii push me against the wall…


imagine a 6 inch long version of this round for
the AC130 gunship to use against the caravan


imagine a 6 incher


i dont have to imagine :(


should consider yourself very fortunate if you have 6+ in

think about if you had a 4 incher, zoinks


i dont have to think about it…


woke up read a bunch of posts hmm


how much is 6 ba ba boo boo "units" in cm


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sickzii no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




toots added some new banners


on the side?


the elusive sidebanner




i dont see any sidebanners




is this a crisis actor
gleepy please respond


ah yes


i want a comprehensive incel database
we dont need gun control we need incel round up


no sane human acts like this when they lose their child
cali ain't a state of sanity tho


g-gun control


i never lost a child i wouldnt know


i think shes a mom of dead kid they zogged into reading a statement. convinced her it would help others or stop drumpf? maybe even a bribe.
if your kid just died you probably wouldnt be hitting talking points about gun control and getting in all the soundbyte quotes the news needs.
if it was a real interview with her she'd be a mess and saying irrational stuff about gun control like youd expect


thanks for the prompt reply gleepers i can always count on you



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yeah it 100% is


can always count on gleep and reek to drop the redpills on the comm


not an argument


i do my best. i have to think of stuff to say and then do esl checks


good morning padniglobley


please shut the fuck up




i'm going back to sleep for a couple hours


yeah so please be quiet so sleep can be had


were you the lilyhammer?


gleepy youre a huge sack of shit


my only reply to any of those posts was to say it's lil uh hammer. i remember from the olympics


you cant talk to gleepy that way


when you're ace #1 every greaser is gunning for you
stay golden greaser gleepy


I'll give you something to grease


that lilyhammer poster probably just had 5g antennas installed outside his house hes probably already dead


nerf bastion! :D


sigh im going to miss him


they're buffing bastion because of that song


reminds me of that quote from crime & punishment


i noticed she closes her eyes to concentrate and focus a few times. she reads in a choppy cadence (like when the stupid people read aloud in class)
she doesnt use any pauses like you would in conversation. she talks like shes saying 1 long run on sentence because shes too stupid to handle the punctuation in the statement she had to memorize
(i know i didnt use many periods in that post idc)



iraniandad get the fuck in here


i don't like ant of these quotes im seeing


lol thats the mom of the bouncer guy who was also at the las vegas shooting
such retarded bullshit they really think we're all dumb assholes


chess soon….


restocked the toilet with turds



young men are killing themselves


Where is he now?


they probably released him but forbade him from making further videos like druidlocket






toot what is the chance for someone to be at 2 different mass shootings? i know this is a doable problem



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this is my favorite disco ricky video


hol up lemme get mah abacus




i remember this one it has everything even the guy playing the plate early in the morning meeting cleeeEEeean up on him


I love the kkk lady laughing at him after he reads off another license plate


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if i forget to take my medicine then ill be sick


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help me im doing it again


what's gookin', gook gookin'?


i declare a intifada against reddit




im a nigger inside


i originally wrote fatwa but i looked up the definition and it doesnt actually have anything to do with violence so i changed it guess i forgot the a to an


we were doing a vigil to gaslight them. how dare they confront us


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we won this battle


*floss dances*


this is huge


never been high t enough to rage over video games


lets get it to 0


simply love seeing reddit memes on my 162 feed


eating your headphones builds test


still reeling from the israeli lobby doc i saw. how badly they abuse the term anti-semite is so much worse than i thought possible


e michel jones always makes that quip that antisemite used to mean someone who didnt like jews now it means someone the jews dont like


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*kills myself ironically*


im already tracer xD


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afro pubes are sickening



if you disagree with the actions of a jew or israel your an anti-semite
heres doc again


remember the black eliot rodger from r9k before r9k became an exclusively faggot board


yeah kind of never thought he was that interesting


he sure could BBQ though


can you smoke meats without a smoker?


/sg/ - Sissy General

Addicted to BBC edition
Last thread: >>49151593 →

>Hypno: Melt your brain and become the sissy little slut you are!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=quqPiEJ-cKo [Embed]
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>Body feminization

Hips, thighs, bum https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGmPbahWNSI&list=PLQBnxzO1owGb1qu0Av2gpGnec3R3nwQw- [Embed]
Booty exercises for girls https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDv2nDtCn6M&list=PLN8fAGaC2PGR1AuJ4RSrE5dW5HMSmHgfz [Embed]
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>Chastity cage tips


>How to properly take BBC up your boyhole


Who here has given into the pink pill and lives as a sex toy for men?

How many cocks have you taken this week? How's your life as a sex toy for real men? Any cute outfits you're planning on buying? Let's discuss everything sissy related!

simply incredible


hey alright


so what made r9k turn into a fetish board instead of a lonely loser board


its ziis fault he turned us so gay


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teen flood couple years back essentially replaced the board population



interesting how the sages just disappeared




whatever script they used to record them broke when moot made sage invisible its like that on every board




why does it smell like pip?


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this is when you buy


Despite the fact that I dislike these games, it's disgusting that you would rather steal the games than reward the developers hard work by laying for them. Hundreds of people spend years creating these games and scum like you just pirate them


bet this will get 200 replies on v


adrian seems like a swell dude


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sick pervert


freakin pedo


Z 1
f(x) dx 􀀀


toot make some sense of this


hows himasugi these days


pay me first.


more like jewt


cant imagine being attracted to little kids
women are supposed to have wide child birthing hips


i wanna pregonate aya..


yeah yeah we get it you're a norm


youre not toot
toot is a generous kind boy


feels like a spider laid eggs in my nose


kinda hot


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muffet pressing her pussy against your nostrils… squeezing out hundreds of little eggs…


someone slam this freak




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nobody works for free


the shorter one was better


you also only get paid after you work not before


think of it like a season pass


more like ben shartpiro


i dont come here to think


i farded
i shidded
i farded and shidded





i just want you to know that you mean nothing to me


ok this is epic


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ok this is epic


*enters the thread*


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remember nada dad story…..


are there any other types of chess games that have a "scene"


interesting that fennekin was able to penetrate the genwunner crowd…


i saw you on /qa/ paddington


nada mall


are you sure?


imagine if god killed me right here right now


*imagines it*



*laughs so people understand i got the joke*


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currently downloading something that claims to be pokemon legpee…


hi this is nada~..
hows ur life goin'?
i am drunk today too~
i am living life with drinks nowdays
u know when u drink, u feel better?
i was walking in the rain after having drinks with friend in the cafe


the rain that is…
father's tear..

my dad always wanted to do some business…
had many failures because of those tries…
but before all those failures
he wanted the happiness of our family…
but… he couldnt…
no… because of that 1 guy…

my dad was very healthy…
very healthy… my dad was very strong…
he wasnt skinny like me
he was big..
and strong..
he never lost vs people
and when we were living in the name of poor
my father fought with gansters only with his 2 hands…

oneday my mother came back home with all bruises over her face
my dad grabbed a metal pipe
and gone to the corporation ..
he leaped over the fence to revenge for my mom…
its like that…
thats how much he loved our family
and thats how strong he was…



the 1 guy …. drinking driving… and by illegial U-turn
dad is in the sky now…
this …
this isnt a destiny.. its an error of destiny…
an error of the sky…
the error that never supposed to be happend…

ha………i still feel empty…
but not a long ago… when i walked in the rain…
i felt it..
it was like…
my father's tear
think i have to get brave back…

i talked with my friends in Gumi(state of korea)… alot of talk…
everyone is living a hard life…
i felt it now…
i realized how happy life i am living while talking with my friends…
i realize it now… now… now i realize…

yes i have to wake up again…
having no practice now is killing me…

if i go back to seoul…
practice hard… so no one can beat me…

and for sure… i will dedicate all those winnings and honors to ..
my father…

im going back …

dont worry…

im going back to the real nada…



i will take care of my family dad..



*offers my asspussy to sickzii*


svidler+chessbrah was way more entertaining than this fag he's got now



what mouse are you guys using? mine is getting annoying…



cm storm xornet but i dont think it really matters
any mouse will do


lg g502
every time i try a mouse thats not lg it just turns out to be shit


some cheap 10$ shit from walmart ive had for like 3 years




ah yes, MOBA Gaming Mouse


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>Daedalus Prime MOBA Gaming Mouse


whats weird? i can fix it


the scrolling wheel is fucked
returned the first one
second one had the same problem but not as bad


if you have old broken extra copy of the same mouse you can fix anything


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the scroll wheel is now encased from underneath the inside of the top of the mouse and ive never taken that apart before.
but, there will be 2 springy metal clips in there that are out of place. thats whats causing the problem


stfu kid


I use a $60 mouse.


havent used a mouse in years


With such small pee pees white people were most likely expelled from Africa, since only the 7 foot tall junglemuscle schlongs survive!



cointelpropill me on incels


they can be easily manipulated to focus their hatred against the blacks. nigs taking our women is why they cant get sex


just took a fat shit


rub the cracks of your mouse with one of my favorite things: 91% rubbing alcohol


rub the crack of my ass daddy


bobs burgers…


*rubs it*


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going out lmao, cya suckers!




bully bitch


beerchad what are our college football bets today


bully my ass sickzii




the scroll wheel suddenly started working….toot…pulling his strings…


fuck you nigger


i guess its pulling the strings
i am esl


grow up


will watching lain help me to understand toot more?


it will only leave you with more questions about toot


bought an nvidia shield tv so i can watch infowars and jordan b peterson in 4k in my living room


im a gay frog


what the fuck is an nvidia shield tv


joe rogan too but idk if he streams 4k


you guys act like such noobs sometimes


ive come to the conclusion that adding pixels past 1280x720 does nothing to enhance the experience


okay retard




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*drops a casual 10000x10000 pic into the thread*


if you play halo 2 and then jump on to halo 5 youll quickly realize that better graphics add nothing to the experience


moonrocks (the weed kind)


If You Can Master These Ancient Laws About Yourself, You’ll Become Unstoppable

There are no “new” fundamentals. Contrary to popular belief, there are fundamental laws that determine much of your life: your performance, energy,



She Bangs the Drums


keep watching your super hero nigger normie movies and sports in your shitty 720p
ill be watching br2049 in epic 4k on my oled tv


the girl reading this


Gunman apparently stopped shooting to post online



ugh i want some sushi





can you please go under 6k


can you please suck my nuts


we're too expensive for you




*sucks them*


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Kanye’s record label contacted me and said that he really liked a sculpture of mine – a woman with huge breasts. They asked if he could come to see it. It just so happened to that the sculpture had just returned to the studio for repair. I said sure. Kanye came into the studio and stared at the sculpture, completely without words, just silently looking at it. I think he was moved by it, because he took hundreds of pictures with his digital camera.


the dude is fucked in the head


kanye is tge only based nigger


i bet kanye has mad drug fueled sex with anime realdolls


got sushi


i hate the chinese so much


sushi makes you gay
i like sushi



got my switch grip in the mail today too




i'm an agent of chaos


why does rym hate punk so much


define punk


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oh big henny


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man gyuri fucking sucks at fps games lol



*hits 70mil*


boring hours hope beerboy wakes up soon




wtf is t series


quasimodo predicted all this


im actually starting to get mad about this now


t series? aint nothin but a bitch


why doesnt bwappa de bingo want to eat his fish




*paws at plastic lid*


imagine bwappas owner watcing this video and then seeing bwappa chew on cheeweewoos


shut the fuck up


hunny nunny cheeweewoos onwee


this dumb nonfisheating motherfucker


@1:00 mirrors the pad/bwappa relationship perfectly
pad leading bwappa on with the false pretense that he will gift him a game if he just does what he tells him to


we're black&beautiful


you will not divide us


our hell


toot please help me with the math i will donate many btc, ltc anything


die mathnorm


its pronounced maths


toot only accepts wasabi'd UTXOs



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gay yaoi manga


for the third time


grow up




you dont know what you're talking about


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reminder of the first redshirtguy to destroy blizzard devs onstage at blizzcon


no one cares


i got nothing


at least one person cares


people who don't destroy blizzard i spit
people who destroy blizzard real shit


people who care about blizzard i snore


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the new rsg is more epic


are u supposed to chill tequila


are you okay, anime?


i'm not anime i just loved that picture so much i saved it


*slips on my red tshirt* blizzcon here i come


blizzard “rebalanced” wc3 reforged
how bad is this game going to be


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the new rsg has 2 bitches suckin his dick


wc3 was pretty unbalanced


his mistress aims his jizz at his main bitch


yeah yeah yeah kid just like sc retard


the scene is already dead
theres a tourny going on right now with literally all the best players and the prize pool is 9k usd thats pocket change even dota minors get like 200k prizepools


will someone cosplay as him or will he be forgotten


jerry has 10k and chessbrah has 4k


no bw is really balanced


just shut up already you got epicly owned


no i didnt you did


drank way too much last night..


fortnite is going to do something horrible like come out with a weekly tournament that pays $1 million to the winner each week


wow another king floating draw SIMPLY FUCKING EPIC


mornin' bb you wanna play something



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mornin nigger


no I didnt you did kid


you did


stfu kid you’re starting to piss me off


yes isabella but you have to understand
these people on the internet…





what are you gonna do to me


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*jerks off*


f is a monotonous function [0,1]->R
prove that there exists a constant C such that for all natural n:
|\int_{0}^{1}f(x)dx-\frac{1}{n}\sum_{k=1}^{n}f(\frac{k}{n})|< \frac{C}{n}


ever seen goblin slayer?


youre gonna bore him to death?


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retards make me uncomfortable


>f is a monotonous function


rings too close to home huh?




that's my gf >:(


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*saves a thumbnail*


based thumbnail barabro




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computer says fabiano was winning


*wakes up*


ugh looks like a nice pic too
epic fail




wow ive been off 4chan for too long


That wing-clipping move is just so unrealistic (on every level). And the german introduces himself as a member of JG26 while the plane is painted in the fashion of JG27 (the Messerschmidt/Spitfire models don't go simultaneous in the timeline as well). And it is not thaaat hard to find a translater nowadays…sorry, but if you wanna come up with war-movies, be prepared for the nerds who know the details




it's always nice to meet a fellow kekistani


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shes too retarded to have written that





nothing keeps the skol man down.. here comes the banana boat


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did tin ever give us an update on this


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some yakuzas just got rid of jake


that would be epic


do the yakuza have reach to china


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omo bros


china has the triad



hope they kill him


hold on let me slip on over to reddit.com/r/hapas


Sexpat completely full of himself.

The dude has somehow convinced himself that he looks attractive, when he is plain af. I've watched his streams, and he clearly thinks every girl that walks by him is eye fucking him when they aren't. I've never seen a bigger narcissist.

I've noticed he has a tendency to rudely insert himself, uninvited and arrogantly, among large group of asians (especially those with females), and tries to excuse his loud arrogant attention seeking behavior as sociable. I find it hilarious when his followers idolize him to be some god-like pick up artist when the dude is nothing more than a GDI bug eyed queer.

There was one video where this chick was hanging out with his boyfriend, and Beta Jake keeps on retardedly saying to the GF "your boyfriend is the most handsome one here" in high hopes that the GF would correct him and say "no Jake, you're the hottest one here, I want to hop on your SWC right here right now" smh.

He keeps a good front by speaking the local language and befriending beta male locals who he essentially uses to AMOG.

lol this guy is so butthurt


they say sexpat like thats a bad thing


icecreampaintjob you seeing this?


big ol jboobs in my face


>he didnt use latex tags
$$\int_{0}^{1}f(x)dx-\frac{1}{n}\sum_{k=1}^{n}f(\frac{k}{n})|< \frac{C}{n}$$


getting humiliated again


people say narcissist when they mean conceited


what does "|<" mean


the first absolute value bracket got left off



looks like a nigger typed that "equation"


its called an inequality fucktard


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baited that nerd hard


nerd fight


still wondering what a monotonous function is


obviously she meant monotonic


is it a function that says the same thing over and over again lol




ah yes, the classic riemann sum error bounds


hate the smartnorm hours


for me it's the lebesgue integral


iwayuru yasser function


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R: 236 / I: 170

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someone explain this one


basically it's a huge homo posting gay shit


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you shouldve gone for the head


dude wtf my mom just walked in right as you posted that


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just tell her it's for the survival of the japanese race




why doesnt he just get a bunch of jakenbakes in there?


based abe


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this is exactly what tinnys been saying


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stop posting that boy


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we like fortnite we like fortnite


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fortnite has more players than all of steam isnt that wacky


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sleep tight babe


30 grand for a fuckin pig


only in drumpfs america


anyone still doing no fap november


guys i think i might be reddit


on average it's been 1.5 times a day this last week


or this past week
only native anglo spics will know


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gook morning!



we do?!


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native anglo spic here,


reeki mccormington-mencia


take the trolley to la cantina


no way jose


muchos gracias mate


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this is what we like here


let me guess it's a wh*toid wh*re



and that's the male equivalent


⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠉⠻⣿⣿⣾⣦⡙⠻⣷⣾⣿⠃⠿⠋⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄. …….. ….


work we like the MATE environment



chao did the vampire makeup better




dad taking out the recycling…

putting everything in the wrong bin again…


kick his ass


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mate is pretty slick
its the true gnome vision


[RAM] Antec Memory 5 Series *RGB* 16GB (2 x 8GB) DDR4-2400 $89.99


so was bigfoot real or not


we're on a sick run bros


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*sends a couple of dadegoblinas to apprehend a full grown dadeape*


guess ill be brapper


im already brapper


nerf padder >:3


i feel like shit


me 2


i am shit


youre right so toonsnake


there is no corralling the ape hopped up on a mix of four loko skol and flakka


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dade ape fights off 15 cops while flossing


we're watching the raptors game in 10 minutes




im playin tetris


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eggman are you seeing this


we're watching ufc later tonight :3


we're watching taggo trying to get 70s wr


actually we're drinking tea and trimming our pubes


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this post challenged my world view


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delicious just like my grandpa used to make


pop kitten


The sun ain't even up yet, I'm thinkin' 'bout the skol(Sip)



admit you have a problem


being based as hell isnt a problem


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zfg is streaming hundo


nvm its not hundo






this song playing while pad is turned into a sexy gardevoir
she will sit on my lap while im on my pc
credit card in hand ready to buy me any games and in game purchases i desired
blushing every time i demand her to whip out her cc




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officer padevoir sitting on my lappy
policing my steam expenditures
demanding she pays for them


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padevoir would guide me through life
researching how to do things on her ipad
always giving advice lending a hand
leading me
buying me steam games


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remember when moot got cucked


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"of course i will gift you a game
which one do you want
even the $60 ones are up for offer"

.t padevoir to me with pleasure




alright CALM DOWN




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"wish game do you desire lord of mine"


based neo pokespammer


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wow padder is really fucked in the head


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we like zoroark


moots a good lookin dude…


anyone have that pic where hes opening up a door and his hair is all blown back


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nvm i found it


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wish moot would do anything publicly…




he's done with us
we mean nothing to him


he works for google now


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u wanna play a few rounds of survivio


wasn't he hired to try to revive google+?


thats fucked


ugly thighs l2shave retard


im too hungover boot up a skrib lobby


This kid grew up eating worms on the playground for attention.


we're worm eaters


I got a worm you can eat, kid.

*grabs crotch*


i did that with my boogers instead of worms


i cant handle the responsibility of making a lobby
reeki should do it



Don't reply to me you sick freak.

Your posts are not comfy.


*rolls up some reefer*


imagine having a whole crew filled with sippers


It's called a fraternity and it costs a lot of money, kid.


wouldn't like it if it was these mutts
the pure aryan henny boys on the other hand…


guy on the right puts 'em back


Henny is a negroidozoidal caucas drink you naive kid.

White men drink craft beer.



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it's too early to talk about drinking


that's really bad for you :/


Wait until SHTF, kid, and you're begging me to let you into my apoc bunk.

It will NEVER happen; Trespassers will be shot on sight.

If you're even man enough to hump the 50+ mile hike to the "covenant".


never got how they do that… i had alcohol poisoning once but it was from drinking over a long span that much at once i feel i would just die


another project we're waiting for toot to finish


they throw it all up afterwards u idiot


yeah i wonder what that feels like after you drink an entire bottle
like a half hour later what do u do


*hooks up the usb blood alcohol calculator*
now im allowed to post


first time i ever drank i was like 16 and had about a half of one of those subway cups full of vodka in ~10-15 minutes because i didnt know any better
spent the rest of the night trying to stay awake so i could throw up more


I'm drunk as fuck right now. Fiending for /tea/ to open.

Been drinking my moms red grenadine.

Smoked one of her parliaments I'm like high as fuck right now.


had to get me another bottle of that rothschildian stuff
shit mustve been hexed afterall


just wish legpee would leak already…


Casino bing bing level 9999999 wahoo simulator?

*pewpews diwate*

Play a real mmo like p99, kid.


*slides you an unopened bottle of skol*


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way too many spaces
count to 2 mississippi while holding return


my diet is working






Baby-brained bitch.

Grow up, kid.

Learn to play a real MMO like EQ.


you bloody!

bloody b-bastard!



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Crazy to think anyone can actually live in such a thing.


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i chugged a 750ml bottle of jim beam once at an allston party because it was really shitty and i hated all these romulan faggot hipster kids that were there so much. i got drunk reallllly fast. i threw the bottle at people we were with 10minutes after. 30 minutes later we were on the subway, there was nowhere for me to puke so i just put my head down, blocked my face with my arms in a cradle and barfed all over myself
people noticed it.
in the car i remember opening the passenger door on the highway and seeing the rode fly by while i puked out the door a bunch of times,
woke up barfing all the next day. i had the worst hangover and felt weak and shakey for 2 days (i think i might have got alcohol poisoning)


this is what we call an average friday night here


>i chugged a 750ml bottle of jim beam once at an allston party
Stopped reading there because you're a worm eating kid.

Learn to respect yourself first, then I might consider reading your posts, kid.


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booted up dota again


i'll strive for this


tooted up bota again



I vote straight democrat because they're actual real people.


get on fortnite



we like that game


going for the gamer vote is unironically a great idea


gamers are dying today in the furry war


when i had ap i couldnt even drink water for 24 hours without puking it back up
the whole day was just lying in the bathroom puking and fading in and out of consciousness
i remember dreaming about falador a lot even though i hadnt played runescape in years, think my brain was trying to hide me there so i wouldnt die


100% asian, im first generation immigrant


I despise chugger faggots that drink hard liquor.

Took a cf to a party once and he got immediately wasted off some shitty candian whiskey.

Thought I was his bro, so he asked me for some water, so I got him a nice big mixed drink of sprite and whiskey.

He ended up passed out on the front porch throwing up with everyone coming/going to/from the party fucking with him.

Had an epic LOL at him over that.


skipped all these ricardo posts


what type of person posts on s4s
what are they like irl
what do they do


what's that


having booze in you making you sick and not throwing it up isnt good. it's like with horses


whats ap


you can lead a horse on a beer run but you can't make him sip


>being zoomed in


i think they'd sip it like how dogs do


who cares


did anyone save that pic ricardo just deleted




*watches a censored jav to clean my mind*


post it



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lovin all these blog posts


based olfgsordxin


why'd you delete it


toot deleted it hes against doxing


laying in bed
shaking and sweating while rocking back and forth repeating to myself
"sip the skol pay the toll"


stick it on mixtape and link it


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*snipes you through the heart*



instagram is so degenerate
anita is right, asking for a girl's instagram is basically like asking her for softcore porn of herself




yeah anita is right


dear god please give me one momo gf


what about it
still as degenerate as it gets



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*boots it up*


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i heard the new dlc makes the game fun tell me if its fun


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holy fuck!


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here, you guys are gonna need this


imagine pinnin her down…*


she would slice your dick off with her wakizashi if you even touched her



suckin dick and takin names


how do you think virgin marys husband felt when she said she was pregnant


i'd eat a few veges beforehand
once i enter the stance there's nothing that can stop me


it doesn't count if it's just the tip or shes asleep


meant for >>496313


he was going to divorce her but an angel came to him in a dream and told him to trust her


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its caturday
post cats :3


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what's in the bag?


Disgusting to think he surpassed me.

Stop tormenting me and posting him.



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if i knew i wouldnt tell you because you would abuse cats with it


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What a 3rd world shit hole.



how many eggs did he crack in that cup without washing it
disgusting and dangerous


Stupid mulatto whore faking tourettes.


banyaya :3


he cooks the damn thing you retard


Stupid asshole enabling some faking mulatto whore.

Fucking kys.

I hope toot hunts you down.


yawn w/e ricardo


doesn't change the fact that the cup is full of salmonella and other shit excreting poisons into the leftover egg that goes into the next guys meal


Stop calling me ricardo fucking retard.

I mindfucked you into thinking thats my real name.

Fucking new fag.


startin to get mad at my laziness


okay retardo


so do you just not eat eggs lmao
grade-a retards on this comm


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ofc i eat eggs

i just dont crack them in the same mixing dish i used 12 hours ago without washing it


Watch your back, kid.


tardlaughing at this tard


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i can't see my back retardo


why bro they might have salmonella and cooking definitely doesn't take care of that


Mongoloid european retard.

We don't eat diseases in America.


This is what qualifies as entertainment in a 3rd world shit.


im getting blind drunk today


alcohol brings out the be(a)st in you


the chances of an egg having salmonella is extremely low… but letting raw egg sit around at room temperature in a shithole like that increases the chances by like a billion


my life is fucked


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you sound like a huge pussy


no i just dont want the shits from a literal shithole


stfu pajeet


how do i unlock the mysteries behind this painting


*enjoys my egg pancake*
what's that pussies did you queef at me didn't hear you



youre a dumbass nigger so whatevs really no biggy tyrone keep on niggin on


grow up


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i like girls!


youre a dumbass nigger so whatevs really no biggy tyrone keep on niggin on


he got a boner


girls with pips!


holy shit hope he washed that mixing bowl having an aneurysm thinking about the salmonella that might be on that thing


why do you keep posting and romanticizing 3rd world pig shit?



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no shit he did he isn't cooking in a shithole


yeah but DUDE he served it not fully cooked the fuckign slamsonaolla bro wtf!?!?!?!?!!?!


chickens… eggs… cooking either of these horrible disease vectors requires bottles of rubbing alcohol


the world will end in 2012 so why even bother with anything


like i said the chances of egg having salmonella are extremely low…

now if he let it sit out for 12 hours and tried to serve it to me id throw it in his face


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me in the middle, powering through the demons


for me its saint simeon stylites


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wheres the MEAT


thats what 162 looks like when tin drops a truthbomb on the comm


we dont do that comm shit


get used to it


all these 3rd world pajeets defending general ching chong salmenella got me tardlaughing
niggers probably live in sheds


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any other 20yo pagliaccis here


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*slides you an ice cold vod and water*


these recipes are okay but
*prepares the chicken*


poland? worse than the shittiest third world shithole


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we like that one weird russian communist clown here


never seen this


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i have some smoked gouda and whole wheat bread



remember when mcdoubles were only $1…



sure do. pretty mad they changed it


i want to die


do americans really do this



everything will be okay



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weekend crew


weekend crew…


back from rl


im alive but its hard to call it rl


did you talk to girls


if ur depressed just go travel


is brapper here


there was only one old one who worked at the hardware store. she was plain and unsexual. like the pregnant cop in fargo


blog more for me daddy


wonder how that okcupid date went…




havent left yet…


remember its not always about putting on your BEST watch, sometimes its about picking the one most appropriate for the mood


i dont own a single watch


i have a lil timex but i dont wear it


my mood? casio g-shock dw-5600e


seiko 5…


pocket watch


i dont own any pockets


this boy leases his pockets…


my teswa? leased


i wear a barrel with straps like the monopoly guy after he goes bankrupt


i love all women


*slips on barrel*


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baste wk


whats poppin gamers




Now this is true culinary art.


adds nothing




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my favorite type of food? molecular gastronamy


just went to the corner store down the street from me that i haven't been to since i was a kid but used to go to every day
it got bought out by some big corporation and they really zogged the place out.. coffee wasn't even in the cherweewoo aisle and all they had was "mc cafe" brand and instant coffee
ended up getting ripped off on some starbucks french roast for like 15 bucks


what should i do with this information?


not do that


did any of you guys ever finish kill la kill
i dropped it after like i dunno 10 episodes or something


stick it in your pipe and smoke it you rude dumb idiot


yeah it was ok


yea i ifinshed idfghjdftr


i couldnt finish kill la kill either it was really boring


i'm going to put alien O.G. in my pipe instead


are you alright


gleepy must have some wicked awful glaucoma




dont mock my milky eyes


my dog has milky eyes


imagine how blazed big gleep is right now


we have permanent black eyes here


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her eyes are so intriguing. this is the best photograph i've ever seen


have you seen her grown up she turned ugly as hell


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yea lol i was about to say that


f35 zoomer
A10 boomer
+1 perfect


of course she grew up ugly she was raised in afghanistan and pakistan and shit


she was really old


im gay


remember when tossbro got mad about my 56% dark chocolate?


a lot of people think that but they're actually trans


yeah lol


i remember when i got mad about it… right now. who do you think you are calling 56% dark? 60% is dark!
68-70% is inedible coffee grounds



the problem is staying busy for 16 hours a day


this is fucking epic




*passes you a sub 3k album*


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thanks b


i would sure love to die right now


im not gay but…


everything will be alright




damn he's launching sc2


youre a good dude you know that




gonna get cold tonight


sickziis cock and ass…


worried about brapper he hasnt had a manic fit today that means something wrong





*swerves onto the narci off ramp*


*crashes into the divider and dies instantly*


does it even stream anymore


uhh…ok lets unpack that post


*sips jtea*
*munches jsnacks*
where the hell is my complimentary jgf


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a niggas gotta eat


link the stream or die


i only finished kill la kill because at the time i was really sad and lonely and anime was my only friend


im sad and lonely and would never watch anime


cant even think ive been crying so hard



dont call her a fag


tonight im going to try and do every old wow raid for transmog


*pops an estridol*
yeah lay off her


you should read the bible instead



i like 100% baker's dark chocolate but im too lazy to take a pic i did a few months ago


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toot post your big gamer belly


and i got 4 different bottles (sip)
which one will i drink i got options (options)


bb u wanna play a few rounds of surivoi


just hit the fence… dog bark… yes i sip skol…


you're missing out big time bro


let me go take a piss outside and refill the yeti


yung sipper still sippin


name 1 (one) good anime


azumanga daioh




my word is law


your word isnt worth space on the wall of a shitter stall


u learn that one from ur faggot dad?



*gets in*


*gets out*


lets all pray for apocalypse


yeah he taught me a few other things too like how not to rip the skin



anita's reaction to that was so precious :3


*pulls out another sub 3k song*


not bad
post more




*sperms in your ass*


too easy


wish presidents still hated kikes


*boots up league of lol*




*puffs a fat cloud*
time for a sub 2k listen


stop being a hipster dude no one cares about views


oh yeah go listen to green day FAGGOT


fine maybe i will


hell yeah gg


thanks for the carry on that dub


really bad
dont bother posting more


generally no views means it's either new or a niche genre
both of which means you're likely to hear something interesting


hear this


or it means its trash nobody cares about


ufc is on tonight!


gotta raid :\


you dont have to do anything just unsub
escape the cycle


"just unsub" is just like "just dont drink"



yeah stop drinking too


there is no alternative


its not too late


screw off incels


the xannies are an alternative


fuck off incel motherfuckers stop ruining the world



die wk


suck every last drop of my cum until my dick is drained


fuck off incel motherfucker


we need to talk about the incel problem


remember that any able bodied man is capable of r*** so we're all technically volcels


toot refuses to act
its my one complaint of his leadership : he lets these retards roam free




: O


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5 hours until its drinking time!


these incel nazi freaks need to be taught a lesson


lick my nuts dogooderQ


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so much perfection…


wheres bowsette


this looks so beautiful… it's showing in tampa on monday and tuesday!




post that alvin and the chimpmunks pic


not bad
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no that funny pic brapper posted


less than one month until daisy smash time


are we smashing


post your belly, freak



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youre a freak


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my ilvl is higher than this fucking nerds and i ended sub after first month of bfa lol


well arent you special *rolls eyes*
*walks away*


im 379


im gay


are you tho



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this anime was not that good


you're done kid


toot make it so


a lot of this new music you kids listen to sounds like fags on a synth trying to play james carpenter or brad fiedel songs.
i blame stranger things


and then hes back, but you don't want to see him


john carpenter*


very sexy


no its horrible you freak


*boots up a classic*


youtube censor alg has wiped out so many good johnny reb songs and a bunch of other stuff


burn in hell pig
hope toot hunts you down


doesn't matter what he says


yea man


is tiktok just vine but more limited


ok im home


the split screen is part of it i think


every step that i take is another mistake


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only 3 videos added to my watch later list. thats not nearly enough to keep me occupied tonight. gunna have to game again


the step you took off the stool was a good one


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stinky sickzii turds…!





now this is the new mushflix hit


whoops sorry





y’all need jesus


it’s a brapper padley raid toot help!!!!!




fucking ban forever



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padley on the left brapper on the right


their hell


that artist is p nice


>that artist is p nice


we don't blue here friendo


if that’s really pad why no gardevoir cosplay?


thats deviant as heck


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based teaching the kids tolerance before they grow up to hate


padevoir sitting on lappy buy steam game


i want to hold a girls hand!


thats my secret move


my secret move is raping them at gunpoint


padevoirs girly hands…


hold my pocket bitch


thats a hell of a secret


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we like kirlia here


downright satanic


i just got done being a lobster i can't be a gard vore yet


when the tranny goes full dystopic @ @3:00…


crazy shit


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reeki wtf theyre converting our kids
our hwite kids


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childless women are a menace


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you gotta do something in between lobster and this:



unbased ped freaks


kinda looks like some kind of sexual bionicle


all bionicles are sexual


i need a new quilt because this one is deteriorating and pieces of lint keep getting in my eyes


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this nigga got an AIDS quilt


lightning are looking good tonight..



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based femoids


the B's are on dude


this must feel so good


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is UFC happening real soon?


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they almost fucked me


taupe is for fags


no es bueno


its on right now.. the main card starts in an hour though



ooohhh some ufc..


how do you pronounce ufc





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the florida boys…


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imagine being from florida
you gotta worry about lizards, gators, giant apes, tin


can someone please spoonfeed me a UFC link? i dont have access to reddit


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dont forget hurricanes twice a year



got this sub 5ft goblina cashier at the liquor store the other day
she commented on my gray hair


was she hot


a spicy goblina?




kill her
lock the doors and set the building on fire. burn her alive


no she was older


natty take the pain away


khloe kardashian is a spicy goblina



thanks, the only one i know is frontrowsports and it wasnt working out


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this show is pretty cute so far…




taima is probably the best since theres no ads and shit in the background


lick my nuts nigger!!


grow up


a lil distinguishing salt n pep… makes them girlies go nuts…


no it doesnt


imagine if you could pay extra money for a sexy version of that massage…


for the spicy latinas with daddy issues yuh huh it does


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whats the point in living if im just a big fat smelly retard


latinas dont have daddy issues papi


phony smile fake love


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why didnt you tell me this game has hot girls



its pokemon


holy sh*t


pokemon has always had hot ass girls look at misty bro


misty is like 10 or some shit aint she you PEDO





i talked about nintendo switches with my creepy coworker


it was a different time


mom texted me what i wanted for xmas 20min ago


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don't judge the local customs of pallet town


report submitted


one nintendo switch mommy


posting about pokemon or nintendo is basically an invitation to post pokesmut


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they cant get away with this




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fuck these new games want me to have 12,16 gigs of ram?… i cant trick the games into working with 4.
i need to build a completely new pc


fuck gamers


we went up to 16gb of ram and never looked back


i went down to 4


i got 64 gigz i spent $12000 on my pc


we downgrade our ram here


well we can still play flash games


*fires up mini-putt* time to game



when tossy enters the thread


im watching 2 girls with cornrows punching each other in the face




when reeki brother enters the thread





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it wont let me back in play wtf


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holy fuck!


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*fantasizes about choking her until her face turns blue*


she just seems like one of those girls, you know?


she looks like she smells bad


we like that here



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wildfires are wild


*pops in voodoo by d'angelo*
yeah we gettin freaky tonight


*gets up on table*


*kicks the table so you fall*


*watches from a distance, unmoving*


*runs up to you and cums in your hair*


this boys a menace!


whats the plan for tonight? where the females at?




listenin to akon


violent bob ross lol


tin, this ice stream is ResidentSleeper


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>tin, this ice stream is ResidentSleeper




you probably think that you are better now better now


gonna have a 3some with this married couple lol


i'd only heard the radio version of his song "i wanna love you".
when i heard the uncensored version for the first time months later i lost my shit it was so good


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whats so lmao about that
just some rando mediocre mon


is this the infamous night crew?


this is the night crew, baby!!!


training on experiments


the fuck is that


night crew? the people's choice


my tooth is starting to hurt again


put a tea bag on it, im serious
not that kind of teabag!!!!!!


no that wont help its exposed nerve and root
i need a root canal


i like earl gray


hmmm might be about time for my yearly toothbrushing


Печаль пауза:


new pokemon
totally sucks fucking balls!




it's just a rando game
make a private lobby


*death rolls you*
*drags you into the water*


*takes a fat shit while you're swallowing me so you have to eat my shit*



*enjoys it*


the death roll is one of my favorite dance moves


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nerf bastion! :D




i wanna be winston



hell yeah


kinda wish i watched this wings game
theyve been on fire recently


hate blacks so fucking much…



i watched it
should not have won


it's called daggering. its how you dance to dancehall
shoutout to my boy sizzla kalonji


but they were down 3
was it an ot victory?


oh it was a shoot out
shoot outs are fuckin lame




you shouldve picked mercy


youll be praying for mercy when im through with you


it looks like they were messing with that girl but they were actually holding back and going easy on her.
compared to what happens at real dancehall soundsystems


can you guys see this or is it video unailable? i get that a lot now


that victory is tainted by padder


im taking that one as a win


why the fuck is that guy cutting a block of wood in the middle of some dance thing lmao


this feels like something id need less brainpower to enjoy


the daggering themed songs are funny if you pick up on a few


*bangs head against a brick wall*

wow this is awesome! niggers are epic!!


*starts a skrib lobby*
*immediately goes off to erp with my wow gm*


if that fat woman didnt interrupt him we might know


crazy how people pretend nigs are humans


yet they're smart enough to persecute and ban homosexuality




it's so unsustainable
are they still going to blame colonialism in a few hundred years when africa is still a backwards shithole


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had fun drawing


the GM restored my old wow character so thats consolation for having to ruin the scribb game


king k rool in smash makes me uncomfortable


shantae not in smash makes me angry


that feel when dropped some redpills on my friend


tin drop a blackpill on the boys for old times sake


maybe she'll be dlc


one of the only good music posts weve had here


lets see what the alg has for me tonight..



literally just watched that
stop stalking me


kimmel is a skip for me


in the mood to game?


30 seconds in a guy starts splitting a log with an axe and a girl comes up and starts twerking on him and another girls jumps on him hahahaha


what are we gaming


our algs are aligned…


gamers rise the fuck up




i saw her on tosh


blizzsoys btfo


it stopped being blizz when mike left


yeah totally
the stock dropped because angry incels threw an autistic fit on twitter
it had nothing to do with their earnings report


is the borat character supposed to be from khabibs country or is it a different one of the stans?


it was the curse of the red shirt


who the frick is khabibs


no it's incels. check weibo, china doesn't like it either


khabib nyrgangmdahmenidov from ufc


*checks weibo*
ah yes i see


*pops a 'pam*


itching to buy hotels


what's your weibo username


if you're talking monop get 4 houses and keep them. dont upgrade to hotels


im not in the market of keeping people from buying houses



oh hell yeah


hotels are a lot of work


isnt it just a bunch of maids and someone to check you in?


she's just done :D


every little thing you delegate is more money you have to spend paying someone else to screw up and leave you responsible for fixing it


i could delegate someone to fix that, too




Anime ;3


i just need someone to delegate somone to find a legit monop website


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that person you hire you will have to trust implicitly and the more you depend on that person the less credible your authority over any of it

you cant run a business like that you will basically just be milking whatever business the previous owner built up until it is run into the ground


i didnt actually check weibo lol what a fool


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i dont give a fuck about other people trying to get houses
i just want to buy the houses i want to buy to make me happy


actual racist post


are you trying to say hotels cant be successful?


if i don't buy the houses im gonna end up dying or killing myself on accident!!


im saying if you do not bring something to the table as the owner your employees will recognize that and begin to resent then undermine you. running a business is hard work. even after you develop a framework of sustainable systems you still need regular reinvestment and constant scrutiny


there is a limited amount of houses. if you put 4 houses on everything tou have the game will run out of houses and no one will be able to build hotels without houses



this guys been watching too much hotel hell



this bed is RAWW


i watched 1 thing about how bad a game monopoly was



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weve run a few companies and llcs in our time



someone try to do a jolie olie 'roo. i dont want to try right now because my mom is sleeping


don't think i'll ever understand how someone like jakenbake can get famous
why would god allow that


300 air strikes werent enough to take out a blue dragon lol trying again with 500


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beega deeka


been thinking about becoming an english teacher for a few minutes now


the pressures of actually teaching people stuff seems too much for me


you dont really teach you are just the schools token white guy, its a prestige thing to show off to the kids parents


so you just stand there or what


did you not see the .webm?


being an english teacher in asia is piss easy
99% of the people in the area will think youre a clown though


he taught her two words in a span of 1 minute thats pretty good


best part was


just dont delegate her to teach people english… it'll come back to bite ya


we delegate here


im a master delegator


i need you to post for me for the next 5 minutes


so i just post here or what


i didnt teach her "no" lol


did you guys just see that delegation


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yeah i saw. it wont go well, trust me


lock them in a room with a tv on and that handles all the education & english lessons


freaking sexpats


the crazy thing is thats his SECOND wife


padder i delegate you to make a new thread


i should get an extra space heater off amazon before they start fucking with the prices
an AC too…



too many stories about space heaters causing fires i would never get one


i like his friend who has a pinoy monkey looking wife. in a q&a part everyone said how she was ugly and looked like a monkey

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