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libtard ownage edition




i posted…


lord forgive me i am weak


paid the toll yesterday
took the stroll earlier
now its time to go into the hole


mom told me that my aunt is afraid to talk with her daughter about politics because she doesnt want to rupture their relationship
apparently my cousin is hardcore into lefty politics now


for a lady that is debilitating. all they can do is talk


i really wanna microwave some sliders but i will be strong and abstain


lebron missed two free throws and the game winner.. lol


my mom is too impressionable for us to have real disagreements over politics
she has vague republican sentiments from watching fox news but anytime we talk it always ends up her agreeing with me so its not very fun


political disagreements within families are always super destructive, with your friends it's okay because people naturally don't feel as close to that person but if it's like a sister or uncle or something things get all fucked


debating is fun as long as the other person recognizes its in good faith
some people cant handle it though they have to feel like theyre right and get heated and belligerent like youre personally attacking them just because you disagree with their opinions


normal people arent able to depersonalize


its fucked when someone is taken over by a mind virus like that
they simply cannot fathom how someone can be a good person while disagreeing them with its a total 404 does not compute


no taps tonight?


the snake wants to attack my skull and lay its eggs in my mind taint my mind i cant let it happen


whats that bible verse about the snake biting the ankle but being crushed in the skull




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0 :/


i want sickzii to suq makok and liq mabat


who is we?


wish i could buy stock in people


im the most influential poster on 162




that's like being the most influential grain of sand on tromelin


cant believe what an honor its going to be to fight in the great patriotic war against china and lose my limb for american soybean farmers


monkey see monkey do


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concealed carry without a permit is a felony


what was the purpose of staging that?


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Do great things.


is that you narci



things are getting demented real quick


he was so casual after letting shots fly too


i learn a little bit every day


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finally one that doesn't end in a dead degenerate


how are criminals that stupid how can anyone be that stupid


ikr legit just tell the guy "hey officer I have such and such in this vehicle, tell me what to do to comply and I'll do it" and be calm


they dont teach life skills like how to effectively deal with police in schools



whats badass about a bridge


gook night!






love reading female reviews of mbdtf
having to acknowledge ye's biblical women are worthless pill as a masterpiece


is that what the album is about i just remember the funny sarcophagus line


oh and jayz's verse on monster where he just lists out a bunch of halloween creatures lol





neighbors are back so i did a few regular hits and a couple fence slams and nothing.. maybe they really got rid of their dog.. the skol sipper is victorious


it cant end like this


*gets the bamboo seeds*


reeki are you seeing this


part 3


3 part openclose series


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you cant insult eggmans countenance like that


stop cleaning so loud we are trying to sleep!


woke me up


day's ruined already


why do norms care about elon so much

he gets a big yawn tl;dr from me


Trump OWNS Reporter "You Are Innocent Until Proven Guilty Not The Other Way Around"
Amicus Humani Generis
225K views3 weeks ago


who is we?


We didn't pay too much attention to the music when we were playing this game because we were too busy having our minds blown over the graphics and scale of the Mario 64 world but it was always there accompanying our adventures, feeding into our ears and now, seventeen years later it has left an indelible imprint on our brains so that whenever we hear it memories come rushing back and we strongly recall exactly how we felt and thought at the time. Not just when playing the game but also about relationships with family and friends and hopes for the future. The game mirrored and satisfied our own desire for exploration in real life and together the gameplay, character and level design, and the soundtrack created a powerfully immersive experience which will live long in our hearts. A truly remarkable piece of artistry.


had a sick shower idea for a game
1v1 fortnite starcraft cookie clicker crossover
you gain materials and ammo over time and only start with 1 bullet and 2 walls and theres an upgrade tree and everything


actually ammo and materials will be the same resource


unironically who is we


never understood the appeal of cookie cutters guess my brain is too large to be amused with such trifles
*browses imageboards for 14 hours straight*


meant clickers


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there will be different classes that can build in different ways
the humans that build like fortnite
the aliens that build like the prey gloo gun
some others i guess


how'd you get this pinned?


don't overthink
keep it simple
get started


just magdump me and let me be done with this charade




you wont find anyone who hustles as little as me


*pours hot soup in brapper's eyes*


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*pours hot soup over that forehead*



brapper is cool btw




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musk is fooling the aninorms so easily…


keep remembering this post and tarding out


die oldreplier




thanks for the late response!


wasnt a reply just a reference


padleys hell…


when the vent gang slides you an invite


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i posted it one time
anyone is welcome to join :)


buy me a steam gift


lol love these


elon…..funding anime…..funding classic vn manga and ln adaptions…..ye…..


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just so you know i dont hate you
i just dont like engaging with you because youre so insecure and needy
its exhausting talking to someone who is in constant need of validation in some form


didnt read


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wish they didnt nerf aviana


if you didnt hate me you wouldnt deadname me




the artist formerly known as "baste smooth brapper"


not gonna accept you insulting me when we both know its just a character i do for fun
i will still need a token of fealty


who is we?


the real baste smooth brapper can't be bought


this isnt true i can actually


stop deadnaming me im extremely powerful and will bring down this site


we're all at baste brappers mercy


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newshit needs to work on his powerreberu


okay retard


who is we?


elon watched his first anime last week


i was born in the anime
molded by it


i want to lick her gooky ears…


i'm thinking about getting a blizzcon virtual ticket for the vanilla demo


*licks your earwax*


you can demo vanilla on a private server dude lol


you should give me that money instead so I can buy a pizza or twelve


sickzii loves pressing my butt cheeks together and rubbing his dickie between them…


don't want to hear about that faggot shit!




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i love this little nipper


ksg? a grower


i'm legitimately disgusted by how gay i've become


i hope youre proud of what youve done to my butt, sickzii


i dont wanna go to work




shiina is really cute
i really like MIAE-108 :3





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keew da gawbwins padwee an bwappa! a'fore day wape me now!!!!!!!!!!!


what are you yelling about, anime?


we liked the one where she got fucked by a cockroach


pad and brapper owned epic libtard style


ngl (not gonna lie) your fucked in your head


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who is we?


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we like piss porn here newshit




looking for a wool cap for winter
but there's an infinite amount of caps in all variations
how am i supposed to pick one???


snakes are easy to kill
lure them in with a juicy dead mouse
then a little stompy stomp >:)


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Man sentenced to probation for sending Seolhyun lewd DMs

1. [+607, -15] Get rid of the probation, is this a joke?
2. [+440, -10] Sex criminals should also get their identities and faces exposed
4. [+18, -2] Please stop doing stupid things
5. [+13, -1] This is the reality for women and Korean men are still ragging on Seolhyun for wanting to study women's rights.
6. [+13, -0] So gross, can people just stop? I'm sad that it's just probation but glad that they didn't go easy on him.
8. [+11, -2] Sigh, another Korean man
9. [+10, -0] Looks like she does check her DMs… what a ba$tard


he swore on his life, lied and died


who is we?


thanks for the late response!


what a ba$tard


Looks like she does check her DMs…


i know what im doing >:)


whats tje h3h3 podcast?


i wanna lick sickziis belly


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JooE is hitting peak beauty with black hair

1. [+515, -46] Hul, JooE should've gotten black hair a lot earlier, she's pretty~~~
2. [+456, -32] She looks so much better with black hair
3. [+378, -27] Black looks a lot better on her ㅋㅋ
4. [+22, -5] I mean she looks better, not prettier
6. [+14, -6] She's originally so ugly, shows how scary make up and plastic surgery can be… this is a scam
9. [+10, -5] The scary power of make up ㅋ

whoa….. our jooe…..


she looks like a big dumb idiot


yeah she looks a bit dense





hey that's not nice


see how it feels? apologize


its not my fault shes a big dummmy


why are npcs so easily programmed



envious incel losers are mad they will NEVER EVER have a chance with someone as perfect as jooe


joe is a guys name homo


please stop i know youre just having fun but now youre actually upsetting me
please stop attacking me




jooe rogan


please stop


alright sorry


jooe wogan


heinous shit
things like this made me realize any hope of living in korea is useless because by the time you get there it's just going to be the US with a few less niggers but they will hate white people just the same


grow up


i want to die too now


please calm down a little


i prefer the gooks






The BBC measured three claims about the caravan of Central American migrants heading towards the US and found the debate is being fuelled by misinformation and false statements

stop spreading falsehoods, reeki


Claim: Migrant caravan funded by Democrats and George Soros
Image Copyright @RepMattGaetz @RepMattGaetz

On Wednesday, Republican congressman Matt Gaetz tweeted a video he said showed Hondurans being paid to join the migrant caravan.

Billionaire philanthropist George Soros, who is something of a pantomime villain in the eyes of many on the right, might be behind the payments, Gaetz suggested.

President Trump was among those to share the footage, which has been viewed millions of times, while the claims that migrants have been in some way funded by Soros or the Democrats have continued to be repeated on social media.
Image Copyright @RealCandaceO @RealCandaceO

There does not appear to be any evidence of this and none appears to have been offered.

Mr Soros's philanthropic organisation Open Society denies any involvement and the video itself was actually filmed in Guatemala, a fact which Gaetz later acknowledged he had got wrong.

Guatemalan journalist Luis Assardo posted details on Twitter about his efforts to investigate the claims.

Assardo said he had spoken to locals who told him money, food and clothing were being handed out by local retailers to those in the caravan, up to a maximum of about $25 (£19) each.
Image Copyright @luisassardo @luisassardo

Earlier this month President Trump, without evidence, accused Mr Soros of paying women protesting against the appointment of Brett Kavanaugh to the Supreme Court.

On Monday, New York police said they had safely destroyed a suspected letter bomb sent to Mr Soros's home.


Reporters on the ground, including BBC correspondent Aleem Maqbool, have not seen "unknown Middle Easterners" among the migrants heading north.


awesomeness train coming through!




cardspam is truly vile


some custom cards~


why do you post these?


i feel a big shit coming on




sharing the epicness with my bros


*getting attention because im a big loser


bwappa wuv horfstome!!!!!!!


loser here,


whoa im a loser


epic pewdiepie banner


hello fweak bitches


110/70 blood pressure… pretty good right…. high resting pulse rate though….. dont really do anything but sit at my computer so it makes sense i guess…..


how does circulation work? i have poor circulation and my hands and feet are always cold but my numbers were good….. hmm


just went to biz because i saw a stock market headline
all they do is talk about coinshit
theres gotta be a word for that, just trying to convince each other to buy their individual pump & dump schemes


oxygen goes in, blood moves around


yeah but why is mine bad if my other numbers are good
i just want my feet to be warm


your probably fat


im 6' 160 thats not fat
my cover as a big boy scv has been blown…..


im worried about my circ too
hands feet pip


im always warm everywhere


my feet are like ice blocks at the end of the day i actually worry about them sometimes


hmm probably just due to the lack of physical activity


my circulation is terrible pip included


ice pip…….


i feel like my pip isnt as spry as it once was but i think its from too much slappin


what if your pip gets iced and you cant feel it anymore, it would be like joing someone else… a reverse stranger…


I can't get over how absurd it is that we still in 2018 pay people to scan your groceries at the checkout that is so fucking retarded


the irony is that cashiers are usually low income rednecks that dont realize theyre doing an obsolete job to get socialism bux


2018 is so much gayer than any other point in history
pretty wild


who is we?


we have hypertension here


im on bp meds…


boypussy meds…whats wrong with it…


my dad has hypertension and im a big boy, but so far my bp is normal. ill probably be fucked soon


my dad used to be like 280 and he had to take a big shot in his stomach every night for his bone density
id rather just be hungry every now and then


just did a big gooey pop up to 155/95


who is we?


George Soros
Explosive device found in mailbox outside the home of George Soros
polteens are riled up


cant believe nobody replied to my pip post but they replied to the reddit copypaste


if you want yous you are in the wrong place dude


post your pip again i missed it


whats hypertension


i thought about the pip post but didnt feel it was worth an omo but if i just typed half an omo nobody would understand what i was saying om




george soros should sue the dumb fuck politicians that riled up the 'tards


when your nose shoots out blood like a fire hydrant like in those animes




*does a lil monk*


someone write the shitty webdev part for me i dont want to learn css


uhh here they're mostly students


webshit is cancer fuck that



ive got things to say







everyone shut the fuck up and listen to this faggot!


is he gonna say something or




silens please everyone freeze!

badum badum-dum dum—



bet i could school all these dumb monkeys


its time to become content creators


*sets up a camera*
come on sickzii…


ill be the brand ambassador


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were gonna get freak allright




drank less than normal so thats good..


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he has ballziis and no pussy idiot


we call them front holes here bigot


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Good afternoon, /scv/,

Right now I am drinking レモンティー [lemon tea].

I went for a walk earlier today. The weather is nice here. It's getting cool outside.

Walking reminded me of the benefits of health. The fresh air, cool weather, and foliage was invigorating. It is good to be healthy.


*slides you a shot of the good stuff*


toot help me


*slides the tea shitters a noose*


wtf is lemon tea sounds like hot lemonade


not if you dont put in tons of sugar


who is we?


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There are different variations of it, but I'm drinking 緑茶 [green tea] with レモン [lemon] added to it.

It's so delicious I'm tempted to over indulge but I must remember moderation.

Yes, it is healthy, but too much and I get a tummy ache. This is most troublesome and true on an empty stomach.


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"It's good to be healthy" - the pinnacle of conversations on /tea/


then eat some food you dumb fuck


*boots up cod* just prestiged its time to grind!


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There is no need for hostility. We all coexist in most peaceful harmonious ways.

Remember to be polite and nice! Respect is honorable!

I hope you all have a good afternoon, I must be going now.


bye bye


who is we?


who was being hostile


you fucking know that /tea/nigger has a disgusting reddit account
if i saw him irl id call him a nancy boy


grow up


bet he's cool and has more friends than you


*sees someone irl*
*calls them a nancy boy*


ok well that guy is kinda hostile but you're gone now so


word i'd pin him down and rape him


sickzii calls me a nancy boy in a sexual context…


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we're all nancy boys here…


Typing like this is the opposite of cool.
same thing with avataring w/ an anime picture, refer to my post last night about 95% of anime avatar users being titanic faggots


*refers to it*


rms titanic to be precise


havent gotten my paycheck yet… only $10 in the bank account………………


who is we?


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just drank another soda [coca cola]
i laid in bed for a few hours after i woke up.
i want to die
i have diarrhea so i'll have to watch my farts
i wish i knew a way to get hard drugs but i'm so shy


the olympic to be more precise


Elon Musk says Twitter blocked him after Bitcoin tweet



*jams out*


what the FUCK


does anyone want to play killing floor 2…


started using anime avatars after richard lewis got triggered by it




been usin' anime for over a decade *dusts shoulders off*


if elon can be 47 and into anime, so can I


i wouldn't know where to begin. i've never seen an avatar from an anime i've seen


ok ill admit writing レモンティー instead of lemon got me a bit irritated



who the heck gets dusty shoulders


dont fall for the reddit meme




someone needs to teach her how to do her makeup


who is her?


the reddit lady that got posted


the difference in hangover between 16 shots and 10 is really big!


i usually like hot sexy teens


I usually like hot sexy toons






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woke up read the thread



i dont like this nerd meowth he seems like a major loser, but like one of those gay scandanavian losers


no one does
that's the point dude *farts*


yeah i dunno who draws it actually i just found the pics by typing 'meowth' into exhentai
the guy draws a lot of shitty porn too




hold on now


tin made her so fucked in the head


i'm kinda glad tinny made cho have a mental breakdown
possibly the only good thing he's done with his life


*holds on*




I posted her video because I like Choa and thought you guys did too. It was a good video. The way they made her coffee was really interesting and lots of good asmr


we treat women with respect here


what the fuck is wrong with you son


if youre thinking i jo'd to meowth hentai you'd be wrong
because i looked and its all garbage


got any 12yo clips with fortnite?


we treat asian women with respect here




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france 2018






always regret clicking the redd.it imgur etc links
im down to only clicking like 1 in 4 but i have to keep having bad experiences to fully drop clinking those


my curiosity forces me to click


i knew clinking would catch on


where those spics at?


dont reply to your own posts its in bad taste


it's unbecoming of posters like ourselves


oh fuck i clicked


i dont click on imagur/reddit/twitch links anymore they all blow cock
streamable links are alright tho


its a big boobed wgirl posing with an xbox controller and we like that here


you miss out on tourettes girl if you don't click twitch


theres a really epic excerpt of i am charlotte simmons that i wanted to post but im too lazy to go back and find it, it's a jewish professor asking a nigger to not wear hats in class


i don't like girls that are beasts


new sseth get the HELL in here


what do you mean by "you guys"?



just got two (you)s


tourettes girl is a literal retard and plays overwatch
would actual rather see instawhores than give her clicks for being a circus attraction for betas


sickzii got me some pink panties :3
a little undersized tough >.<


undersized tough


sickzii you said you'd pay for my adult diapers since you're the reason i need them in the first place



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france 2018


damn that truth bomb on tourettes girl…


she has a really kawaii tourettes, only talking about the tourettes, not her


cant believe shes half nigger


grow up


i really like when she says banyanya :3
but her stream is a fad in like 2 weeks shell have a couple hundred viewers top


come to michigan we got drugs out the wazoo


feeling sexy


oh my


who is we?


the fuck
dumb retard


he didnt even say it dumb BITCH IDIOT


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we is michigan


we are a comm


we are sickziis fangirls




michiganders, floridians, and an eclectic few bunch of yurops



someone click im not taking risks


that makes me sad


dont forget the odd jew and aussie


in pursuit of the sippin
catch me slumped dead walkin with the skol in my system


hence all the white trash and niggers


grow up


man up






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lmfao fucking owned that ass


the last time i went outside i got added to a dozen cringe compilations


im white trash and nigger


this changes everything


liked that post about eggman's "countenance"
i agreed with it


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rowling is a genius


you know what an openclose is right?


can we get a tin patting tin on the back shoop


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@6:05 "budgie is what gnome 3 shouldve been"



god awful posts rn


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*turns on wq stream*




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Good evening /scv/ friends,

I'm back from eating 野菜炒め米 [stir-fry rice with vegetables]. It was downright scrumptious! I'm so full, I ate like 300 calories of food.

Now I'm just relaxing listening to some nice ジャズ [jazz] while drinking 脱カフェインコーヒー [decaffeinated coffee].

The weather here will be quite cold tonight so I must be sure to go to bed dry with my big comforter!


why do this :\


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im japanese and these teafreaks give me yikes levels of cringe


"im japanese"



you don't believe me? watch this: nihao


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Da Notcracka An Da Fo Kangdomz


cringe & sadpilled teafreaks


ive never seen the nutcracker dont even know what its about


dealcoholified vod


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I'm not a cu/tea/, the world is my home.

I'm quite comfortable with myself. I just enjoy having fun. :)


it's a ballet i've seen it before and i dont know what it was about


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fuck that creeper



greek ass lookin motherfucker


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the winter's クール [chill]

the tea's 暖かさ [warmth]

the room's リラックス [relaxing]

the 調和 [harmony] growing


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I love eating chips and Queso while reading graphic novels, and when I saw that all profits from Newman's Own brands go to charity I decided to to try it. I excitedly procured some, stocked up on reading material and prepared to enjoy an evening of artistic and epicurean delights. However, such was not to be.

Upon opening the container I was reminded of that unfortunate time my roommate at ComicCon decided to wear that thick foam Gamorrean guard costume for 14 hours in San Diego weather then took it off when we got back to our room. It wasn't quite as bad as my cousin returning from a 3 day Phish concert but still very unpleasant. I immediately had to ask myself "Did I err?"

Hoping for the best I microwaved it, but this is where things went terribly wrong. Without my glasses on I thought I'd pressed 3:33, but mistakenly pressed 6:66, which almost proved my undoing. A strange cloud of greenish and orange vapor filled the kitchen, my cat screeched and scrambled upstairs as if a Wampa was trying to eat it. She ran past the incoming dog who thought it smelled fresh vomit to be licked up off the floor, but soon realized his terrible mistake and shot out the dog door as if a Gorn wielding a makeshift flint knife was about to stab him.

Terrified but curious, I lifted my Firefly shirt to cover my mouth & nose and carefully pried open the microwave. The horrific sight that greeted me was reminiscent of the creature from Carpenter's The Thing morphing into another form. An aberrant abomination of bubbly and spindly steaming dark orange goo that appeared to be growing spindly legs out of it's bottle, presumably in order to chase me down and consume my DNA. Speechless and wishing I had MacReady behind me wielding a flamethrower to incinerate this unworldly beast I realized that I had to fend for myself. My first thought was the fire extinguisher, which had no effect and actually seemed to make it angrier. Now speckled with white powder the freakish construct leapt to the kitchen counter and aimlessly moved around like a Dalek blinded by rage.

Suddenly this jar with Paul Newman's smiling, mustachioed, sombrero wearing face was now angrily running around on six thin gooey orange legs protruding from it's top. To say it was surreal would be an obvious statement only Pavel Chekov could make with a straight face.

I quickly retrieved my Highlander sword and attempted to cleave it in two, but the blade broke into 3 pieces. (And boy am I going to have a few words with that dealer at DragonCon about this happening. If that was "Full Tang stainless steel" then I'm Reed Richards.)

Out of ideas I decided it was time to call 911 and ran for the phone. As I came back into the kitchen the Queso was consuming the contents of the sugar jar and visibly growing in size.

Whilst attempting to explain this rather unique situation to the 911 operator the Queso monster jumped to the floor and scrambled out the dog door into the night. I flung the door open but it was nowhere to be seen, the dog was gone as well. Unfortunately it's collar wasn't, so I fear the worst. I heard trash cans being knocked over and cats screeching as it escaped down the alley.

Worst Queso ever.


it's fall


hooooooooooooo boy



new disgusting grouse


skimmed the post it was just that goosebumps book 'monster blood' made into a gay reddit story


say cheese and die


i really like the tea posts with the kanji…


^ mega homo



theyr the cringiest shit ive seen in a while


wow never knew nipple boners could be that fast..


another day another force


we need more retards in executive positions. they didnt get to decide to be born stupid any more than blacks or women. affirmative action NEEDS to be expanded to include all that are differently abled


trigger her with "banana" or im not watching


well said, i agree


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cock salami


rather see a downs syndrome ceo than a woman


slick tunes dude




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But it's コールド [cold] outside.

挨拶 [salutations] 友人 [friend]. It's nice to see you posting here on this イメージボード [Imējibōdo]. 😊

Drugs are タブー [taboo] and make me feel 不快な [uncomfortable].


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this was in my alg too never clicked on it





This stuff is SO TRULY AWFUL! I threw it in the trash and sent the company an email. They explained that it "wasn't everyone's cup of tea" which to me is basically admitting they know how bad it is. How bad is it? HOLY MOLY! It stinks, it's chunky like it's curdled, dogs would bury this. The only thing to to if you've already had the misfortune of purchasing this is to throw it out immediately, email the company and get your free coupon, then go buy Tostito's version of this- THAT"S what you wanted all along!


omg nyanya :3


it was a colossal lebron choke and the lakers are 0-3


oh boy how thrilling (fuck u)




the mavs won last night i watched part of the game


I have really tried this product. I purchased it at a retail store. This is not a cut and paste of other reviews.

I have never purchased a food product as disgusting as this product. The smell, the taste, the texture, the color are off-putting at best, vomit-inducing to be most precise.

When I first opened it, I did a double take because of the odor. Because it smelled so bad, I stuck my finger in it and tasted it. From there, the jar went straight in the trash. I checked the expiration date, and it was fine.

I was really mad because while at the grocery store, I had a jar of Tostito's con queso in my hand and decided to get the Newman's Own instead. I put the deliciousness of the Tostito's back on the shelf, and brought home the excrement called Newman's Own.

I wish I had read reviews first, but it was one of those impulse decisions made at the grocery store. I have NOT tried any other Newman's Own products; nor will I. This was so disgusting, I now skip that entire shelf at the grocery store.

Instead of buying it, just stick your face in your cat's litterbox after not being changed for two weeks; or, let your full trash can sit in the sun for two weeks and then stick your head in that.

I've traveled to China more than 30 times, and have eaten foods that I had no idea what they were. No problem. This product - seriously makes me doubt the future of humanity.



go back himaped


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I like sweet anita. She is 可愛い [cute]!


ugh and i thought you were a real teaboy


drop a poop doll on these retards


is tea upset we dont visit them or something


*drops a line on the brapperphone*


she's so cool and funny… not even the tourettes like she's just got a good sense of humor


skol sipper get on survivo lets run a few games



are we survivin tell me now or im gonna start a 'nother game


we're on cod


bored and tired


Amazing how much hot sauce she used when most people would only use a single drop.




hoop ass


shut the hell up kid


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incredibly rude


finna blast


I’m 32.


wish i had a pack of newports


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i want to live in the timeline where he's alive
how do i get there comm


the good old days of sippin and smokin


i want to live in the timeline where there's no niggers


remember when tossretard thought that elon musk was actually tweeting on acid just because some nigger bitch said so in a vox article?


20 shots of vodka
i only drink ciroc
they call me juicy j tha numba 1 pill poppa


does she think that ghost peppers don't have capsaicin??


if there were no liberals we could cordon off all of africa and drop a bunch of aids plagues on them then kill off all the survivors and rebuild it into a civilization in like 50 years tops


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zii's urethra… 😍😍😍


guess i'll jack off


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ugh gonna have to cook more chicken tonight



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i put her on codeine
welcome to the get high team
she love that nigga makin money on tha tv screen


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i just noticed i'm wearing my sweater with gnomes that says "you don't gnome me"


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every piss ive taken today has been outside


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lol at this title
classic tin


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wheres the headwound tinny


hi tin


blah blah wapcher wee woo
*deletes all the false prediction videos*
guys wapcer coming 2020!!!! weew won this time


no man shall know the day nor the hour


tin just bought you 2 more years of jerking off and you're gonna complain?


im lowlier than a worm


tin drop the biblical donald drump snuff film on these noobs


a little more work and this could be on ufotv type channels


gooks are so fucking CUTE



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why has the shit.io spam returned?


the wow sub ran out and theres nothing to do outside of cod




gettin a burger and fries!



it bothers me that i dont know anyone thats alive that i want to stay alive



what about robert murray smith


what about (some faggot with 3 names)?
uhhhh what about hash band iboo?




oops i closed my tab


get in here


crash band icoot


was shuttle vs flash this morning or tomorrow


holy smokes is tin making vids again????


this morn'
flash 3-0'd him


he's back baby


how do we know these arent fake tin vids i hear no tinothy speaking


we need a voiced tin vid
hello this is kpop group pet goat connection
and then we'll truly know its him


echo play jumper
wait for it boys


still willing to pay 10$ for a reupload of the one about the google doodle with the dog flying us to the rapture


yeah, figures he got 3-0'd… least the other half of Ro4 was good…. might mush out to it on the 'reeca later anyways


holy shit icecreampaintjob!


hoo boy thats my best game ever




*hops on cod after the surviv dub*


gg dudes gonna eat now


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tossboy get in here and teapill us on padders antics


not a fan of whatever kind of filter is on that


someone post the dab on niggers pic it makes me chuckle


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*grabs the shotgun*


no don't it gives me ptsd attacks


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this looks so stupid i thought cod was about realism


yeah i asked if this cod was modern or future stuff that shit does NOT look like mw2


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its just the red paint i put on it


no it's more than just the paint


*fires up cod*


when i die bury me on de_dust2 the only place i felt joy


toot btfoed again


speler lite dota


the burger and fries were great


they are never great you are only lying to yourself


no, im lying to you


to me your lies say more than your truth ever could


your kd ratio on cod is more important than your bank account


just bought a bunch of monster but i don't play cod




google is trying to fuck with me again theyre targeting me



i am being targeted by evil forces




*spends $15 on monster for an hour cod bonus exp*


man shuttle played well but flash is just flash…. must be so disheartening to play him lol




piss jug bros ww@




remember when flash was playing shitcraft 2? dark times…


me? sinkbro


whoa… ←


i remember when he streamed sc2 and had like 100 apm lol


sick city


starcraft 2 is the worst thing that has happened to starcraft


are you guys ready for the big diablo 4 announcement


literally never cared about diablo
childrens game



how do people do computer science
its so dull
basically the opposite of the arts, instead of using interesting, engaging words to describe things it uses the most dry language possible


legendary lea is gorgeous…


>Thorin's Platform: brownbear on BW vs. SC2 (BW/SC2)


its autism


quick gimme lottery numbers


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5 5 5 5 5 5 5 and gold ball 6



u mad bro?


sup dawg


she has a nice looking p****


i have nip pics


*empties my piss jug from the window*


girls are real into piss


girls just secretly want to pee on everything lol


yeah i knew people were gonna be like OMG UR JUST RETARDED ITS SO COOL DUDE
literally the same as dropping reddit tier "fuck yeah science" posts
seriously you can't refute that they explain things in an incredibly boring way
my assumption is they want to use the most plain, standardized of terms for everything in order to appeal to all the esl chinks/pajeets that are desperate to fill up that industry


if its such a secret how would YOU know


i remember that pee post


im full of piss. if they want it so bad they can come and get it


yikes game two was such a slaughter the audience didnt even clap


there is a girl when i lived at my old house who used to buy my pee


yeah lol youre right the beauty of mathematics and computer science is the terminology duh how did i not see that before


the beauty of mathematics


got em


everything is math, everything is art
no more pseudposting thanks


i guess math dudes get pissed if you bring up the golden ratio. it's like a meme to them (they don't want you to know this)


nothing exists discretely its all the same thing


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golden ratio is facenorm status math


think of how many people toot could get interested in mathematics if he cared about us


this song cuts real deep


first game of the world series is on tonight


i hate maths just to spite my maths teachers who were all a bunch of dumb goobers


i heard that my team is in that


i did the same and regret it because i forfeited most of the math section on any SAT, IQ or whatever quiz


they dont make anime like they used to


i was born to play wow
my strengths as a human being are performing repetitive tasks and optimizing cd usage
hire me


doing bad on tests just means you are stupid lol


i out parse you on every mythic uldir fight


the golden ratio is way cool


i did very good on them but with math i would be kanye west, tela, freud, rejecting fields medal genius


it's clear you didnt or else you wouldnt be so defensive about it




+1 btfo'd that retard


ngl im pretty hype about the WCS global finals


the what?


lol kys



the whole 'everything is maths' thing was big in the enlightenment
descartes thought you could make an entire language out of numbers so that all the subjectivity would be removed from language. ben franklin liked the idea too


youre a brainlet lmaooooo


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please dont cry


im home now


post your guild's approximate rank in your region, you don't have to give an exact one
in order to get rank 1s your guild needed to be pretty decent
and if you don't have any rank 1s then you aren't out parsing this gamer


i remember there was this really weird differential equation where the solution involved the golden ratio and i thought it was real cool but i forgot it

toot help me out


baby baby close your eyes




youre like that kid who gets mad when he starts losing in a video game and starts just pressing one button over and over again and then says he didnt even try and could beat you easily if he wanted to


math was my worst subject in school and my best subject on the SAT
only missed 1 question on the maths portion but i was almost failing my calc class because i fell behind at the beginning of the year and was never able to catch up


toot doesnt care about us


i couldnt even project harder if i tried super hard to pretend to be you


bitch he loves us we're his retarded pet otters


toot doesnt want to be toot


if someone else is going to be toot then let me know


toot explain the golden ratio to me like i have downs syndrome


no dont do it thats a terrible idea


im gonna play video games tonight and not aimlessly browse the internet


watch donald duck in mathemagic land


i got 4 lines for tonight… wasted money


for real though


4 betting lines?


it's all about sacred geometry


anything is a better way to spend time than aimless net browsin
but i cant stop


mega balls


we're in 200s in our region. i was just CLOWNIN we havent killed ghuun yet. progress resumes tonight at 10:30 :|


beta gamer


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never bought a lottery ticket in my short life



the last phase rapes us… well not "us" its just like 4 people who cant get it. but we dont really have a bench so






my SO? a man



if the mega ball is one of the following numbers ill win something: 20,22,12,7


grats on your $10


*rigs it so you lose* too easy


*uses my psychic powers*
the megaball will be 4


we could get 40 burger king nuggets some malt liquor and some mega millions tickets for under 10 bucks..


whomstiveasdf is we


imagine being a flipping billionaire O________________________O


da niggaz


ladies and gentlemen, the winning numbers


i get triggered every time i am reminded the gov runs the lottery
big ol ree every time


fuck that didn't work…




Dice rollRolled 67, 6, 49, 43, 52 = 217





people who play the lottery should be sterilized


those numbers aren't even an option ugh


Dice rollRolled 7


ive never bought a lottery ticket i dont even know how


oh whoops i googled "megaball" instead of "powerball" lol


Dice rollRolled 17, 36, 62, 6, 5, 67 = 193


ill be home in an hour… then it's time to game


mega millions have a mega ball. powerball is a different one… i think



just got an update for that guy about where the spics are
huixtlua mexico


whil wheaton lookin rough


they cant be stopped
soon they will be raping your daughters
deal with it


dw the money goes to fund teachers unions so they can erect more hurdles for firing incompetent educators


i hope they still have to go through mihajyucan where the templars are


*stops them*


whats the gulf cartels opinion of this caravan thing


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what the fuck is this?


it was just that simple


looks like coinshit to me


bush is basted








his name is SAM


i gotta take a fucking piss!!!


reminder of cspan3


holy shit!


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meant to post this


look at this shit
autonomous economic agents
information economy


turn on cspan3 right now shit is going down


you NIGGER!!!!!!!!!!


collective super intelligence
machine learning algorithms
decentralized ledger
proof of work tasks


McClellan sucks!


i dont have time to watch all these videos


make time or we'll call you an NPC


whats the word for business speak
optimizing transport solutions
problem solving


we arent npc's we have far too much charisma



wgirls i insta x that tab


what are you saying you like the before better lol



not video watcher norms don't


me? i watch


i watch cool runnings


ready to run


i wanna start pretending to have tourettes is seems like fun


just freeze me until 2200 so i can play human life simulator where you just go through different life paths, live in different centuries as different people


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gook morning!


crazy that it's almost impossible to predict what 2200 will be like

people in 1000 had a pretty damn good idea of what 1200 was gonna be like




bring it on


you can't even figure out this life :x


what if the simulator is designed by a multiracial, multi-gender, diverse team of creators?


she coming thru she coming thru she sucking dick she sucking dick


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i need shuwawei


2200 we can teleport to any planet we want


not if toot doesnt get busy and solve all those mimblewimbles


the simulator is run by a fat 13 year old gamer


back to the future II and the real 2016 wasnt a long time and they didnt get it right


what if it's 2200 rn and this is the life path we chose to play through


yeah i forgot about this
none of the simulations will be realistic, it will be like you load into 1400 as a 4 year old and have 2 gay parents who are navy admirals or something


bentinho and kanye say time isn't real


dad 1
tell dad 2 i hate him!!!!!!


kanye is fucking retarded why are you listening to him?


we all watched and enjoyed his meeting with President Trump


just received a TEXT on my PHONE


hope it was a 5g message and it fucks your skull up bro


bro he says


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muzzies are so epic


based fucking iranian dad


ok lets take a vote
who here likes muslims

*raises hand*


toot shouldve banned iraniandad ages ago
he didnt and now were paying the price


kill yourself kike servant


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thats a clean



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neti pot complete


was perfect dark story good?
i only played multiplayer as a kid


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*fires up my switch*


theyre turning escape room into a movie lol






"noctis is such a snack"
still lmaoing at that


*slings rock*
*steady mobbs*



who paid you to grab dr pavel


Sitting 1.5 feet from a group at a restaurant in SF that’s talking about how easy it is to “dupe” VCs into a $30-50M investment in a pre-product crypto co right now (with tips on phrases to use) and - with some folks these days - they’re probably right!


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something about crypto is my side hustle


forgot the exact quote


im goin digital


gang weeders rise up


i got gold in every spiderman challenge for nothing…


being a youtube crypto influencer


just started my crypto blog, come have a watch


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>HTC Opens Pre-Orders for Blockchain Phone, Payable Only in Crypto

im getting one of these


hormone therapy paid entirely with bitcoin


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how do i get in on this blockchain?


what do you mean you dont accept dogecoin?


i could hack those bitcoins

but tldr


that hack those bitcoins/keylog those bitcoins posts happened when i was on my 2 week computer break so i have no idea what they are about


the wallet is on a secure enclave thats separate from the main operating system
do you even blockchain?


n64 was so cool


/tea/ is closed

Open in 00:06:20.


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my coins are in SECURE wallet in a safety deposit box


i keep my money in the bank where its insured by the federal government


my dogecoins are open to anyone who wants them

the wallet id and phrase are hidden in this thread


post the address first


its hidden in this very thread


what the fuck is a wallet id? do you even blockchain?



dont make fun of us


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one more hour until we're all filthy rich


he thinks its like an account where you have a log-in name and a password lol


*logs into my wallet*


coinsnore hours gonna jo


everyone on tea is always too scared to make the thread


wow the coinshitters have really done it this time
toot when are you going to ban these clowns


? what were you even cleaning


love how a bunch of teens and people with grating personalities can act like they are big financial movers and shakers now because of coinshit
"haha just invest in link dude"
"yeah im gonna hodl all this eth"
"picked up a bunch of alts today, really groundbreaking stuff lemme tell you about these cool features it has"


my dogechain wallet id and password are literally just laying here itt


the funniest part is when they try to do real finance


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coinshit damage control


drawing random lines on coin charts has given me adequate experience to be a day trader


itt: salty nocoiners jelly of our sick gains


/tea/ is epic right now


you gave me both of these (you)s
get fucked you ugly faggot


double triangle candle fag bros
70% dip incoming


you just make a few lil' coinposts and this dude goes off the rails lmfao


cleaning my room


its pad having a manic episode again


lol jimmies = rustled xD


pad please tell me its not you




*gnashes teeth*


we're all just having a good time


racked up 5 quick (you)s in /tea/, too easy


our world
our hell
our vent server


they called you a 4teen


a (you) is a (you)
thanks for yours btw


*cracks knuckles*
im ready to game


40min until the big draw


grandma had a stroke :(


ah shit



mega millions…


damn wish it had been mine instead


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anyone up for some webop



my sick what ????????????????????????????? huh????????????????????? fuckin retard hahahahhaha


It began with the founding of the great banks: three were given to the Dutch, frugal, wisest and most prudent of all investors. Seven to the Swiss Lords; great miners and craftsmen of the commodity funds. And nine, nine banks were gifted to the race of Anglos, who above all else desire power. For within these banks was bound the liquidity and bookvalue to govern each economy. But they were all of them deceived, for another bank was made: in the land of Israel, in the offices of Temple Mount, the dark lord Rothschild founded, in secret, a central bank to control all others. And into this bank he poured his cruelty, his malice,and his will to dominate all economies.

One Bank to Finance them All.


dead grandma retard haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahhaahhahaa


ive been around the monop board once and have 2 props, not bad…. this other fucker has 7


grandmas are supposed to die


grandma never taught you about the difference between your and you're????? guess she never will now !!


mine's already dead


get better at rolling the dice noob


your medulla oblongata is FUCKED


what movie should i watch


Juwanna Mann (2002)


love that movie


evo moment 37…


white chicks was better


no it was not


cs cheat away


lmao fucking pajeets


i hate dick lewis


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which movie should i watch…


you have to be an absolute nutter to think juwanna mann was better than white chicks


which haven't you seen


one nice gook please


we already posted about this


ive watched jurassic park, the thing, eraserhead, alien and hocus pocus


how dr*nk are you


everyone's just in disbelief at that ceo's skills


12 monkeys


why does he need 12 minutes to say some guy cheated at a video game




okie doke, 2 hours better snug down


having fewer than 3 kids is child abuse


i dont have any


Former boxing champion Floyd Mayweather and music producer DJ Khaled have become entangled in an alleged multi-million dollar cryptocurrency scam.

Both Mayweather and Khaled were involved in the promotion of Centra Tech's 2017 "initial coin offering" (ICO), whereby funds are raised through the sale of cryptocurrency tokens.


16min until the big draw


what if an scv wins…


some of the pitchers sink to the ground after the pitch like 'fuck i didnt mean to do that' and others seem like they just dont give a fuck


i wouldnt hold it against him to horde it for himself and forget about us


well kidnap that ass




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this guy is making bank off of streaming the mega millions drawing


its true pretty girls dont settle for less than granite countertops


itll be the first purchase with my 1.6 billion dollars… granite everywhere


i didnt buy a tickett


hope someone really undeserving wins the lotto
like a crack fiend


i hope the billionaire crackfiend becomes a eceleb


the one where the squatting guy hits him lol


hope its a really disgusting fat single mom who blows it all on junk because she has no concept of managing finances



i got 2 numbers


nichijou is total garbage


bitch square up


28 70 5 62 64 5


are those your numbers or THE numbers


dads yelling at baseball on the tv
he gets riled when managers dont pull pitchers the moment they let 2 people on base


*eats a slice of cheese*




the winning 'bers


i won


sounds like your dad knows a lot about baseball. you should talk to him about it someday


my numbers wouldnt have even been close


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who would have thought it would have been 2 fives


no one likes 5's


they need to check the pine tar on that guys bat


i have aids


still HIV here…


me and the family like to gather round the smart tv and watch zfg run oot hundo


only got one number right.. 65..


*looks at my partitions*
i dont even mount that ass


zfg is streaming?!




maybe next time huh


gather round kids were gonna watch 9 hours of narcissa playing splatoon 2






skol sipper you wanna run a few more games of survivo


pistol grip pump in my lap at all times


lottery ruined my gaming sesh




jensen i want those spreadsheets on my desk YESTERDAY do you hear me?!?!?!?!


1 week to halloween and toot hasnt done anything


hes busy hiring lawyers and accountants with his new found 1.6 billion


is toot gonna share


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worst banner i've ever made. enjoy your fortune, toot


toot hates us!


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one third of gay men are pedophiles


toot can you stop sucking my dick for a minute bro?


weird like 90% of straight men are peds


shoot me? cage me!?


you mean epheb


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*makes a snot bubble*


calm down, little giants



took a nice shit just now, all 1 solid piece, very little to wipe


all they're doing for overwatch at blizzcon is buffing the tf2 medic character


i hope its dlc


diablo mobile game mmo


Entitled little prick. I hope the dare was worth it. God is recording your misbehavior… The needle is leaning to HELL!



lmao hes havin a fuckin blast


dane dehaan is ugly and bad at acting why is he in movies



omg i love banyanyas


i really think i'd ask to be euthanized


i really have very little to live for


i need to get me a good coonhound


this world has nothing to offer me


notice me senpai…


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this is exactly what i feared about japanese culture getting popular in the west


wonder what hes up to this days…




g o ht



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great meme bro


hearthstone? epic
anime? epic
both at once? …do i even need to say it?


i don't follow


maybe ive got skolettes syndrome.. someone mentions the skol and my tick makes me sip


the only good halo? odst


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i played odst it wasnt that great the campaign the campaign was like 1/2th the length it should have been




whoops mushed out and typed the campaign twice


gonna fape


noone read your post so its ok


i read it


you posted it too






got a 250gb ssd drive
what should i put on it


cod and fortnite


your operating system


lonely desperate beerboy
brapper add him back


windows 7


wish we could go back to sc2 wol


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dan kim is a HACK


why this slappin tho


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me n zii >ω<


reported sicko


if you save that webm, toot will know


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sailor SLUT


this is why elon musk is sending aninorms into the sun




hmmm.. could drink tonight..


get on survivo


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didnt know kanye was that short
rodman is only like 6'4


holding 'aiming high'… lol…


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Chain Hook

Decreased the delay before pulling a hooked target from 0.5 seconds to 0.3 seconds
Now greatly reduces the target’s momentum upon being hooked
Cooldown now begins immediately, instead of after the target has been pulled

Scrap Gun

Spread pattern adjusted for both primary and secondary fire
Spread randomization reduced by 50%

Whole Hog

Knockback maximum velocity increased by 25% (from 8 to 10 meters per second)
Horizontal recoil decreased slightly


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its barrel night..



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Photon Projector

Primary fire beam charges up 20% faster


maybe ill save up some money. buy some land in the country, build a cool little house. clear the land, cut down some trees… build a road….. start a family……


just 4 days until you're unbanned bwappa


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Fixed a bug that prevented Chain Hook from destroying breakable objects when pulling the target backward


should i post his steam profile again


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me hiding inside the wall


me under the bed


ugh to sip tonight or not.. todays hangover was pretty easy to deal with..


just watched a playthrought of odst on normtube
it wasnt that great


no one said it was great


wasnt as good as halo 1 or 3



thats silly


his cheer is infectious


you mean… 20 minutes… stop deadnaming me…


*spends thousands of hours grinding poe to get imaginary items that will always just sit inside of an imaginary trunk that i spent real money on to be able to hold more junk*




if i can get my cod k/d up to 2 il be happy.. played too many games not abusing the shotgun and dualie smgs


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some people go their whole lives without finding happiness
looking everywhere except a 2.0 cod k/d ratio


a woman nearby is talking about her sons fortnite addiction


what are you doing that has you nearby pedestrians


its his mommy


im a norm and theres nothing you can do about it



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im gay so whats the point


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what if theres a super cute pastor that plays the guitar and really knows how to listen





i hear the chinese love pigeon racing




so i returned that ssd drive and the new one came today
plugged it in and turned the computer on, same problem as the other one
thats when i realized i was forgetting to plug the cable from the power supply into it >___<






cute idiot


make sure to set the boot priority in the bios too.. i plugged in the 1tb extra hard drive without doing that and it bricked my windows installation


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hory cwaggahs


overnorm i skip


i didnt post it for you


nice babybrain toddler game bwappa



its not a toddwer game its a big boy gwame!!!


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*fucks you*


joe wogan




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youre a squid, kid


im a putt putt gamer


went to post but then i had to click on car pictures
no thx


wish i wasnt an npc


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*licks your feet*




iu break


mine cwaft

mine cwaft

mine cwaft




one nothing wrong with me
two nothing wrong with me


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i dont understand anything about wow
explain to me why that matters
also post what you wrote to the lady


well well well… if it isnt mister stinkzii freakzii…


i also said i was rushed choosing a reward because i had diarrhea


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i accidently vendored my epic bracers in bc when i was half asleep after farming primals at elemental plateau
made a ticket the next day and they gave em back to me
classic nublizz in this situation however


they don't even let you open the ticket in game anymore




i'm fucked like a dead man


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ᵗʰᵉ ᵗᵉᵉᵗʰ ᵍᶦʳˡ


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wow is taking forever to copy over to my new ssd..


don't wanna bring those memories back.. the golden age


*dabs heavily on padshits rotting corpse*



why does this guy keep spamming that guys steam


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god just revealed himself to me


epic posters are activated


padshit baby rage hours


false flagger


fow fwagga


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does he have some thalidomide flipper arms or is just the photo angle


just saw someone in my dota game named "DJ CisHet Genocide" thought it was p funny


die breeders


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link is broken for me post a screenshot


new thread
padder x brapper slashfic edition


the point of it was that the link is broken
basically he got owned, had to change his steam link because some kiddos were probably hitting him up from the 4norm thread earlier


wtf are you talking about deranged tainted goblin freak


whose profile was it in the first place




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the best part of this is how she completely ignores the made up tongue thing because hes mentally ill lol


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