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we're watching mxc


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where my leechers at lol


the biblical anti-viral resistant bacteriapill


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not drinking tonight!




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…until you do


padley likes this video type



hope he brought enough for the whole class…


are you sure you wanna do this little padley? what if… what if im brapper?


friendly reminder not to skip leg day


i skip everything day


i know about the goblin rape anime.. whats this slime one? i slept 2 days this week so i haven been here for everything


havent exercised in years


thats no excuse for skipping


my muscles are probably going to atrophy from sitting too much




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let's get built




i just need to stay in the chubbyfat zone and maintain my bear status


were chubbyfat here



mushcomp rampaging



these little retards can't even be considered human


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he was a sk8er boy


if i had a daughter i'd constantly belittle her and tell her she's ugly lol she'd be so fucked up


wtf that's so mean…


my dad did that to me


id just raise her like a boy


your brain ?


sigh im sorry you had to go through that


strength through adversity you fuck heads


guess il heat up my chicken and sweet potato!


adversity and abuse arent synonyms


once puberty hits its up to the mother to raise her


hes heating up his chicken and sweet potato!
hes heating up his chicken and sweet potato!

that smells SO good


gonna go to /trash/ and bring back a pic


i hate sweet potatos and he mentions them all the time


its for the potassium


what about yams


something about sweet potatoes grosses me out
the warm starchy sweetness is puke


fingers crossed for some furry brap porn


we were neglected and abused by our parents here


not me i was coddled as hell really fucked me over


flu shot season…


my parents took the handsoff approach till it was too late


skol shot season


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alright im back
there was a lot to choose from could have grabbed something from the diaperpony thread or evvee sucking a cock but i decided to go with this


that boy needs a father


pretty tired already.. wonder if my sleep schedule finally flipped around to sleeping around this time..


i love gooker boobers


he need some milk


what an unfortunate canthal tilt


sweet potatos have been confused with yams so long that it's acceptable to call them yams even though a yam is slightly different


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thanks for the essay nerd


weewoos have been confused with hashbandiboos several time


they also came over to europe before the potato and were originally called potatos


first of all NO ONE confuses sweet potatos for yams. secondly, STOP spending time around literal retarded freaks that cant tell a yam from a sweet potato


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unless your first name is wiki and your last name is pedia i dont want to hear your insane garbage theories


i want to kill my state senator again


first name bill last name cosby


bet this idiot couldnt even pass the yams vs sweet potatoes quiz






skol overflowing like new orleans broken levees


i wish i could identify nigger food


beerboy ruining the thread hours


we have entered the advanced math zone




If I were you I would be tempted to approach strangers and ask them if they want to buy some snails.
mm, I don't think it would be a good idea to do such a silly thing in the first place, I don't think most people would react positively.
Why am I typing out something that's obvious?

this was so wacky and random…


skol dont talk but that shit i got here loud


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isn't snails a delicacy in la france


i should have respected the roll… i should have bought beer and slop… now im downing whiskey and eating bread slices with ketchup packets…


after lurking chakai for a week ive discovered that site houses the literal most autistic teens in the universe


welcome to coolmathgames dot com


music is playing but i dont know what tab its coming from


isn't poop wine a delicacy in korea



those dumb gooks will call anything with alcohol wine. rice wine, poop wine, etc


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i like it. i want you to try 500 approaches with the snails and see how you do


paul allen guy died


you know what they call beer? wheat wine. vod? potato wine. cheese? milk wine



you mean jared leto?


nice dubs man reference


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this is the only paul allen i know


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>Not to be a pooper, but the concept of a grid being the mechanism by which associations are made between neurons seems too simplistic and predictable to be how it actually works.


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>I read the abstract, that's more than enough


wow i was just reading that paper

maybe i should start hanging out with my true intellectual peers on /tea/


one day once youtubes grid based modular quantum algorithm ai becomes smart enough, you will be able to filter out all videos with fat or indian people in it


get the psychologists in here, nah get the smrat people


yams and sweet potatoes are the same shut up


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die retard nobody is talking about that anymore


i, for one, would love to talk about yams


i, for two,


hes preggars!!


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>The replication of cortical columns across the neocortex would disagree with that statement.




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drop a sneed on them


you do it…


ive been banned from tea for months


hop on the ol tor


someone make a post misusing the word epistemology it always freaks out dumb nerds


un ban me you shrews


what evil globie shit was that guy into? i didnt know who he was

how many business ventures and hobbies could be some dark twisted thing?
obviously his art collection, AI work, and ebola work are evil
anyone #aware?


this is epic
the steins gate girl and lain girl are arguing about pseudoscience
cant believe some of you are missing this action


i prefer misusing phenomenology because they're usual too dumb to even realize i've misused it and just go along with whatever i say


that sounds epic/cringe


alexa, help


serial experiments norm


i'm the only one here who hasn't seen either of those animes


*sets up an autoarchiver for the tea*


ill lend you my copy but you have to pay for shipping and handling


got these little silicon caps for my ps4 controller
im ready for some gaming


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who tf gave you that camera



never watched em either tbh


steins gate is good but i dropped serial experiments gay half way through


toot you know what to do with this fool


the good folks at archive.fo


i posted this yesterday and im posting it again today!


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lol someone is mad about getting called out for thinking yams arent tatoes


tea is like a tribe of isolated savage children stumbling upon a large cache of guns and spontaneously deciding to have a shooting contest but then they pick up the guns and start to throw them at the target because they are just too dumb, too dumb


i dont get the analogy because all i know about tea are memes about gokarts


tbh i'm a bit over the idea that humans are capable of understanding the mammalian brain to any meaningful degree


why haven't aliens killed us off yet?


yes we need trained rats they will sort it all out


they haven't found us yet


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because everything you know about outer space is bullshit


inb4 someone calls that blimp a zeppellin


same thing


dua lipa…



we know theyre the same, ignore the yams guy


urge to spam rising




father stretch my ass part 1


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this one isnt as funny as the ones i post its too over the top


that webm is unbelievable



that guys a real content monster


maybe because it's an mp4


same thing stop being pedantic


pedant freak


a blimp has no internal structure, can be fully deflated and uses the pressure of the internal gas to maintain it's shape

a zeppelin has an internal frame, with ribs and catwalks and stuff


to do something like this for a few instagram likes… how sad

nothing but the upmost pity for norms


>can be fully deflated and uses the pressure of the internal gas to maintain it's shape
wow kind of like ur head lol


just witnessed ownage


i have a skull


i wanna drink water but i only have one cup and its currently full of whiskey so i have to drink a cup of whiskey before i can have any wanter ~_______~


*floats above the thread in a dirigible laughing*


*wades in the piss*


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>I think you still have time? If not, you wouldn't be the first reasonably intelligent person to fail a college course. Can't win 'em all.


i dont care about tea posts anymore


destiny got utterly destroyed in this debate



toot why does my cpu usage always spike up a few minutes after loading the site


feel bad for the kid. hes gonna grow up completely fucked


why do you watch this


hes smarter and less obnoxious than 99% of kids ive seen


gonna do some under the covers gaming with my xbox controller sometime this week
not sure what game to play though, all the good single player games ive beaten already with the exception of super old ones i think


kids like that are the easiest to fuck up and fuck up the hardest


>you know what i think of you dad?
>you're a total joke
holy shit that kid is a savage freak


get on cod


no one has ever felt the four loco
it's like liquid bath salts


i used to grab the double loko when id bike home from the gym.. drink like half of it on the way home and itd hit me as i was in the shower..


clove cigarettes and 4loko



this is what nigger culture does to people


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*does a lil monk*


*4loko monks*


this is fucked


wish i had the attention span to finish single player games


nathans gonna find the glock and usurp the bonnell household


i used to get bummed after beating games that were only 20 hours long and wished they were all 70 hour jarpigs


i gave up on cod when ghosts came out
that series is heinous


lofi hip hop radio - beats to relax/study to


imagine if you had got a part time job after school instead of wasting all that time gaming. youd have had friends, social experience, money, character building moments… instead you just sat




kinda want to try smoking a backwoods


streaming dark souls 3 if anyone wants to watch twitch.tv/reekibreeki




the first half is tasty then it gets resiny like any blunt or joint would and just tastes like a blunt


omg he really is streaming. someone go in there so i wont be the only one in the chat




the problem with that tired old narrative of the socially inept gamer that just wastes his life away is it completely ignores multiplayer games
team games give you friends, social experience, character building moments and discipline
most importantly 100% control of your time to do something besides games and work


ok we saw your post the first time dont need to samefag and pretend youre an excited viewer


na it was me


dude needs a tall glass of skol


the problem is sometimes you end up with a job where everyone you work with is an old mexican lady that speaks no english


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strong female lead


she had strong resolve but she was, like, a malnourished teenage girl dude. shed have been super weak


good tea thread tonight
not too many disruptions
lots of cute posts


this is a bronnen comm you tea freak


the lioness of brittany was better


from now on clicking a link will be shortened to clinking like i clinked good Imgur:)




she wasnt that white in real life


we big clinkers here :)


ZOG propaganda to promote the half black joan of arc project thats coming out


she wasn’t white dude



you need tits for that cosplay


really is fucked tin can make new videos and not visit us - his only viewers



we are the real hebrews





i dont have any use for a click that link contraction


embed it and post the timestamp or i won't click!


its an epic black guy reacting to rape anime


pads like god i wish i could be an anime goblin lol


eatin veggies, got dat goblin mindset




that kid is FUCKED


that kid is FUCKED




i cant come here anymore its all just toxic frog demons and ableist sex trolls




t;ldr fail troll is fail


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technically i could sip tonight..


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this girl is cute




what a wh*re!


really not okay with that girl showing her nipples she should exercise more modesty


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cant believe i just pissed out nearly 2lbs of piss in one go




what an absolute trollop


wish i was wicked smaht like this dude


hes just implementing it in cython because python is slow theres nothing hard about that


whoa whoa whoa
in english, doc!


one language slow
other language fast
he rewrite in fast language
fast yes))


are programs invention? or… discovery…




new tin videos are sad show him declining the mental health


post some of our favorite 'ddits


we should help him


who is we?


the comm…


just remembered games journalists are still getting paid
its so fucked


there was that one game journalist that just copy pasted reviews


reeki is so fucking bad at dark souls holy shit


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i'm bad at getting a kgf


please delete this it's so embarassing


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i'm asking you again please delete this i'm starting to cry and piss and shit


just looked at fallout 76 gameplay
that franchise is dead, put it in the dirt
they just made an online mode for fo4 and even that single player game was fucking bad
games are fucking done for


it was over at fo4 release nooblord



yeah i was holding out hope for another sp game though, its just like gta they are done making sp shit so they can waste time and money on making boring ass multiplayer games


just had my first coffee in years
i can see why the norms are addicted


now imagine tossing a shot of vod in there..


This is his mother. I'm telling you to delete that post that made him cry or I'm going to call the police.



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gook shit dont click


have kpops flossed yet?


new mushfuel


don't think so


muggles am i right


*resumes the funny pictures*


majority black inner city magic schools with at risk wizards


illidan and khadgar dancing to take on me


pozzing my brain to this


hearthstone wasnt fun even after i got all the cards i needed to make any deck by playing for free. now that i don't have any cards it's extra not fun


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wtf was he going commando?


looks that way




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how could that skinny bitch ever think she had a chance


gommando :DDD


people dont realize employees are people and blacks have no self control


tried making a shotgun build on cod but man.. shotguns dont seem that good..


you need to be close range with a shotgun


even at point black they dont one shot.. and theres too much downtime between shots


real shotguns can shoot ridiculously fast.
video game ones are a little bit quicker at reloading


haha fucking reeki retard kill yourself


reeki won almost every battle. he is a legit gamer


omo when her booby slips out imagine touching it omo


*loses at chess*
*loses at scribb*
*loses at debates*


gamers could care less about this nerd shit


*loses at race war*


let us enjoy what little time we have left as winners
you don't have to be rude



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might give this one a shot. it's a "rapey" earthbound


gook night!


Neil deGrasse Tyson
‏Verified account @neiltyson
5h5 hours ago
Imagine how much more advanced society would be today if women, who comprise half the world’s brain power, were socially & intellectually enfranchised from the beginning of civilization.
woah… never thought about it before……….


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do not click
kshitters abandon ship


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asian invasion!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


think if i could go to bed around 5am.. wake up around noon.. the schedule would be fixed..


ive been on the 4-noon one for the last 2 weeks, got me real dep though
im a natural chief scheduler


repulsive kwhores (korean whores)


why you gotta be racist


right on brother we ain’t clinking 😎✌🏽


blood in the stool
it's a 162 thing..


flash vs mini



i get anxious when i hear a phone ringing even if its not mine


new bwapa de bingo


Man tells joke to Feminist on Date
Rekt Feminist Videos
409K views1 month ago


*rains dandruff all over thread*




my bed is speckled with it



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plz help me keep up with what programs my pc should have comm
what browser do we use now?
what torrent program?
what antivirus type crap?
what cleanup type crap?

this is me currently:
avast & malwarebytes
Ccleaner & windirstat



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everyone here except for me


install gentoo (my 4chan bros will get this one)


just lol


the right programs to use change every few years and i have no way of knowing when theres something better or if the ones i use added spyware this year


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uh your okay i guess
*uses windows defender like a boss*



disk defragmentor is a fucking beast


>de hippie spacing


you run windows
your OS is spyware lmao


i'm not smart enough to install a "DISTRO"
i hear those weird ubuntu linuxshit names so much i could list 10? of them but i have no idea what they are


okay listen here
cosmic cuttlefish on thursday
we're going with lubuntu


who is we?


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windows simulator 2018


we use winblows 98


who is we?


i don't trust something that exists at the whim of a bunch of incel programmers that could snap and destroy your nerdshit codes if they get drumpfed too hard

apple? i saw the movies and i dont want to do business with a company like that. and i like games

microsoft? bill has been the man forever. they make xboxes and pc's. a nice bonus is that some of the money you pay them goes to a great charity and a great cause

all 3 are spying on us thats why the CIAniggers wont let in the weewoo phones from china. they dont control them


we niggers


you're fucking retarded bro


35-40 million strong


i disagree with you




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what does that look mean anime?


shock n awe


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i wish i could use the temple as a tribute to terry but it's hard to figure out and use. if terry was still alive he'd call me a stupid nigger with nigger monkey brains


grow up


he'd probably tell you to grow up


he probably wouldnt say anything because he was a coocoo nutjob


wish i'd stop dreaming about my ex -___-


dream about this *grabs crotch*


terry was a fraud and his OS is trash


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*catches your punch*
*gives you a wry grin*




show some respect for our guys that died


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*extends poop marker*
*does a lil painting on your gay face*


i rarely remember my dreams but i constantly think of my exes. i lose focus while watching or reading, trying to sleep, driving around or doing anything because i keep thinking of them.
not because im still obsessed with them, i just like to remember when i wasnt dep and got to do lewd things



wish i was big brain enough to fix crts


i should visit my kids more…





because i have 3 crts with different problems and theyre good ones


crt is that big machine that scans your brain right



no its the big tvs
cathode ray tube television


take a chance and pull the cover off and look at the circuitboard. theres a slim chance could be something obvious like some part being fried that you could identify and replace yourself


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they're not all big dude


i know but thats generally how people remember them


the glass part of the monitors was a lot smaller proportion-wise compared to the tv's from the 70's and 80's i smashed. they had glass like an inch thick and there was this poisonous white powder on the back side of the tv glass




i thought the neighbours put a fabric cover in their back yard because i was always spying on them but they just moved out and these are the new people


the CRT' were so big it was humorous when someone had a 20inch


sickzii has a 20inch


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me peeing after a taco bell dinner lol


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i love big cocks, but even i have limits. when a cock starts pushing into your small intestine it's a little much


anderson cooper is so hot…
i'm not even gay…


word but i think he has a small pip


anderson is 100% a power top with a footlong


uhh no look at his face thats a 3incher


ive seen his nudes


homos are the worst


i can think of worse




grow up


*dreams about the sexpat life*


sickzii please let me suck you off…


fuck off forcetard


its only forcetarding when its the newshit teens


your brain is fucked


apparently some guy named t-virus owns /tea/ and a bunch of other /jp/ based boards (including this one)


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this is an american or canadian wasp flamethrower carrier (canadian ones had stars on the side too) sorry for the late reply


i liked it when there were only strong rumors he was gay but he hadn't come out yet


>/jp/ based boards (including this one)


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you gotta work on your gaslighting newboy


youre fucked in the head


*shoves my dick in your ass*
yeah but at least i'm not fucked in the ass


youre going to burn in hell for eternity


because your imaginary friend says so?



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my retarded senator is ravaging sides everywhere.
its worth the polteening


god told me he alows my gay marriage with sickzii


gay marriage was when everything got faggy and degenerate. we give them an inch and they took a mile


before anyone asks im not sure who we is


*revvs up the mush engine*



couldn't pay me to watch hp crap


literally part 1/1024th indian


trump just called someone a horse face


harry potter is the new bible


hermione was a nigger


hermione is a race mixing whore!


the other news channels are reporting it in such a sheisty jewy way lying by omission.(fake news lol) they all said some variation of:

"elizabeth warren releases dna test that reveals strong evidence of indian ancestry"


are there cho chang nudes?


Just saw another ad where a bigger was cool and a white guy was goofy and dumb
Reeki what the fuck do we do?


the girl from beauxbaton has been naked in movies


the first step is too learn more

bitchute is where it's at mydudes


move out of america or eu and you will never see an ad like that again


good luck trying to hide from jewish influence. i recommend the yukon or siberia


reeki is this supposed to feel like winning


it feels like rahowa - ode to a dying people


there is no winning, most humans are zogbot npcs and the only ones fighting back are the russian bots


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*smokes ab owl*
all these normie people are mind controlled sheep. man..

ZOG will never have any control over me though
*smokes ab owl again*


Repect from white Croatia to White people and troy kell


i am zog tho
so happy im not an ugly whitoid


you're a ZOG minion.


nah fam i pull the strings


the bilderburg group, council on foreign relations, UN, israel, world bank, the U.S., and all major media and print publication strings?


im more powerful than them. they call me kara boga


wicked evolves


are you a dybbuk? leave me alone


ginny fucked every dude in that school
>b-but muh monster in the chest
we still support the love potion theory


ok now youre talking like a sick in the head freak


If only Ginny could have fucked her way out of one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though

The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.




josh is the best wow streamer


set my alarm for noon.. lets see if it fixes my schedule only getting 5 hours of sleep..


we watch the asmon


how native american was she? im either 1/64 or 1/128 iroquois


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the jews are masters at manipulating public opinion, which they dominate through their network of news agencies and press concerns that reach throughout the world.
the pitiful illusion of a free press is one of the methods the jews use to stupefy the publics of enemy lands




is gleepy the new reeki?


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i think this guy deserves it more than me:


wow so thats why they are called polteens


if you visited pol youd see theyre based boomers


thats part of a long discussion in the comments for this video:
the comments for this one >>465087 are gold too. lots of good pasta in both


just dealt with a fly infestation


*releases the second wave of ants*


*vacuums them up*


propaganda exists with or without the jews nazi germany had it too you know


senor gleepy isn't the brightest


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i was quoting goebbels…


just wait until gleep tokes out that turns his brain into a supercomputer


slept like 11 hours because i didnt want to get out of bed
had more baseball dreams i hate baseball dreams


jesus fuck you guys are dumb as hell
NA education OMEGALUL at work


told myself id watch all of the baseball playoffs.. havent watched a game since the first night..


how do i help israel complete the third temple im ready for the apocalypse


nazi propaganda: encourages people to lead healthy productive lifestyles in service of god and fellow countrymen and to love one's own people

globie kike propaganda: turns people into zogged out nigger lovers and destroys any sense of cultural identity


holy fuck!


right wing snowflakes
love that one


mentally preparing with a clip in both hands




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toot stop shopping for dragon dildos and pwn forcetard



how can you watch that tool


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nice chicken and yam lunch


those are lemons


people like him, i forgot what his name is, are the fucking scourge of politics
at least people with brains can point out the mind virus of the left, with people like that guy and that lauren southern cunt and all the rest of the conservative youtube trash, it's just people looking for an easy paycheck preaching to faggots



ah yes

the blops4 subreddit


hold on lemme click this cod reddit link


weird how cod is back on top again


*combat axes you*




12 hours until its drinking time!


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its tuesday bro


dam bro its rly tuesday


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id like to try drinking rum again but i feel like all the sugar wouldnt be good for the hangover


why is this complete loony considered a top tier politician in america


bye losers
gonna shit with my ass




*parks my 97' caprice classic in the thread*


can i get an update on bingo the otter


still haven't thought of a game for the big under the covers gaming day


he swallowed some plastic and died


the new cod


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she might have been cute before the taxidermist got to her


im an outcast even on the net, an outlaw even
gonna get a big cowboy hat avatar for all my online profiles


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Another victory for Free Software!




this threads been retarded


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oh hell yeah


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gonna go read i guess


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*spills the roast on the floor*


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in pursuit of the sippin'
catch me slumped dead walking with the skol in my system


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refilled the ice cubes


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you won't dab on my husband
you won't dab on my husband


we be niggas



this is what pad has been up to


never watched fresh prince because it was played on disney or nick and i never watched those channels


it was mediocre garbage, maybe a little shittier


it was never on disney or nick. you sound like a fool


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one more quick dab


the nigger pepe amuses me a lot


it was played on nick at nite for like a decade


il vacuum my room today


that is a different channel that shows reruns


dude i was 5 years old when the fresh prince ended in 1996 of course the only channel id be able to see it on were reruns


i was only saying you didnt see it on nick or disney. i dont care when or where you saw it


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pad wants to be raped


*wokes up this morning*


nick at nite is just a programming block on nickelodean its like their adult swim but way lamer


oll korrect i'm going to the store


i disagree


always baffled me how nick & disney consistently had better ratings than CN
never understood how millions of people preferred to watch lame teen sitcoms like icarley or drake & josh or neds declassified survival guide instead of like the powerpuffgirls or billy & mandy


Although it shares channel space with its parent channel, Nick at Nite is counted as a separate channel from Nickelodeon for ratings purposes. Both services are sometimes collectively referred to as "Nickelodeon/Nick at Nite," due to their common association as two individual channels sharing the same channel space.



oops i confused boldtext with spoiler


*hops on cod*

leveling up my shotgun today..


its the same deal as with cn & adultswim its an autistic distinction to say 'oh you didnt see dbz on cartoon network you saw it on adult swim' its ok if you feel like you were right all along though


i was right


no one cares 'tards


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russians are the most powerful race in the world


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ah yes a classic demonstration of the leidenfrost effect


not that big a dill

my dad owns a steel mill so i did things like that as a kid

you just have to be fast its a good prank



fail troll is fail


saw a wwe ad
what a joke


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blue collar pad break:


pad get on cod


that what the new video from that blackpigeon guy is about


thanks for the irrelevant youtuber updater




cod? i yawn


his stuff is watchable but i dont like the slick animated intro thats too much


stop trying to make me angry


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the black swan by nassim nicholas taleb


im so fucking happy none of your links ever work for me
the music you are linking is probably really really bad


9:11? reminds me of that tragedy….


black pigeon? based civnat black nationalist at a trump rally with a maga hat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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nassim is an overrated fart counter




you havent even read his books


hes better off for it


have a fireside chat with him and write a massive pussy medium blogpost about it


thats a mean thing to say. heres a different link. its just big black


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did you read what i said? i said it because i've read that book


no you havent


then why would i be measuring something so random?


because youre an insufferable faggot


im gay


hermano reeki
senor gleepy
you're the only two who can save the huwhite race


you're probably the guy who couldn't finish infinite jest lol


162 is so trash it's always a benis jelqing competition


id watch this movie


imagine reading shit like infinite jest and thinking that nassim taleb is over rated
literal peanut brain


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*inserts myself in a pic and forces it*


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the grey should be someone else


the 27 dollar ssd i got off amazon came DOA now i need to get the return receipt online and plug in my dusty old printer and install all the virus drivers just to confirm the planned obsolescence ink cartridge dried up




just go to kinkos


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i baited you using your talk like a pretentious bookfag trick. i haven't read any of those books lol


based and redpilled


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esse reeki..


walmart gun laws just stop you from getting a shitty walmart gun. its nothing



damage control lmao


still crazy after all these years…


padboy is selling his used panties for funds to buy me a new game


sometimes it feels like im the only virgin


the people that turned out to be tumblr and medium writers and also every girl watched the teen sitcoms


the people who watched hashbandiboo turned into cherweewoos





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starting to realize i dont like team deathmatch that much in cod.. going to be playing more search and destroy and maybe some ffa when im ready to mindlessly frag


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has he has a public appearance since release




i dont think so i read he was released to a halfway house


all their shows were weird looking new cartoons that no one knows.
they should have had a decent block of old cartoon shorts on certain days or times. some old shows like mighty mouse, tom & jerry or something better. show some old movies like dr. seuss stuff or fievel. the parents will nostalgiafag and like it too






toot help me with my cellular automata shit


your still on that




remember justin ross lee?


they played loony tunes & tom jerry like every weekday during school time and every sunday morning
think ive seen every loony tunes and tom & jerry episode because of how much cn played them


it's a big subject


never really liked tom & jerry though there were a few episodes i didnt mind but most of the time i just felt bad for tom


i have no idea then.. i just know whenever i changed to CN i'd see some dumb looking new bullshit and change it. i gave adventuretime a shot but i didnt like it enough to keep watching


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holy FUCKING shit
ive NOT searched tom&jerry in google
and look at my reccs from that video
this is some truly dystopian shit


oh you mean currently
yeah they dont play them anymore its mostly just ttg reruns i stopped watching tv back in 2013





this is so much better than tom & jerry or anything a western toonshit has ever produced

like the disparity is so fucking astronomical


welcum to lokulo lann



that's it i'm becoming a sexpat


dude what the fuck….


ikuhara looking real uncomfortable


kill yourself zoomer


there are 3 eras of tom & jerry cartoons. the early ones are drawn better and every explosion turns the person into a tarbaby blackface. they have the black ThooomAS lady. the last ones they made in the 60s are the worst episodes. that meme with tom looking around the girders is from that era



fireside chat is truly the future of conference formats


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well this was extremely poorly handled…


60s was the best era you fag
i wanna punch you so badly


who cares
he deserved it


did you even watch it to the end?


lmao fucking adhd /pol/ baby


wait are you serious
finished the video now


lmao polbabb btfo


calm down
just assumed it was another nigger killing


dude you got analowned


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i want to r*** them…
i must r*** them…


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kill yourself discord tranny




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cant believe someone as hot as aika actually physically exists


he pack a gon


wait until you see her without make up


pack my ass daddy


*sees her without makeup*
wow shes still hot o__O;;


got triggered by that nigger video


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coinshit webm thats an insta close


toot should add a webm thumbnail feature so i wouldnt even have to click on some of these


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>has tattoos
>has sex before marriage
>does porn
>is a jap monkey
>still wears a cross


yeah i hardly click any because of no thumbnail


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zii please kiss my butt goodnight >__<


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no way.

gn tho


in pursuit of the sippin'
catch me slumped dead walking with the skol in my system


gn zii :3


ive made it 5 hours awake today.. if i can make it another 8 for sippin time..


im already sipping


biggest blackpill for me was seeing how ugly the average kgirl is irl


how do i get a group of belly gods to surround me with their bellies


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become a chicken nugget


*becomes a chicken nugget*


any lead pencil recs?


*eats you*
owned lol


it was a chicken nugget developed by google
they own you now


you can find me on steam, my display name is
ZanimesniperZ (bellygod)


cant go wrong with the trusty B2




ac is leaking again *plugs in the fan*


but its cold


chuck jones isnt a good thing


heres why


police behind me


it was 84 today


nowhere on earth is it that hot


no it wasnt where do you live weirdo


i gotta go take a shit




well under the earth maybe but not where the humans wander and go about their daily lives
the very notion that brap is brapbrap strikes me as brap


the motor city was mighty chilly this morn
i love it this is the finest weather


84 fahrenheit you stupid idiots!!!


i live in la paz mexico


is it nice


how spicy are the la paz latinas


yeah its basically california but poorer


when i get handcuffed theres a few seconds of confusion because they usually do it out of nowhere.
i dont jerk away or move at all and i've never been beaten tazed or shot. most of that is because of my white male privelage but i like to think staying calm also helped keep me safe


i hate parts of california but really like other parts of california


name your top 3 and bottom 3 california cities


how fucking hard is it to comply with what the policeman wants from you
you americans are fucked in your heads
its your nigger genes i think



california is 3rd world now it just hasnt spread to the northern and interior areas


how often are you getting handcuffed


brapper the new fortnite patch is out




yeah well at least they're a diverse melting pot

dumb bigot


not much lately but maybe 6 times? jail doesnt count or it would be around 50


had no idea a liver is that big


how can my liver be fat if im not fat checkmate straight edges




the liver can regenerate so do whatever you want to it





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this plan couldn't make things any worse. northern california would be really nice if they didnt have san francisco


''Sheriffs found a stray pig 'the size of a mini horse.' They lured it home with Doritos


just checked the pictures on my phone… and there's some pics of me in some shady pub or something. drinking wine. i have no memory of this at all. i never order wine when i go out. if i ever go out. i don't know where this is, or what i've been doing there…




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and that was like 10 days ago…
am i becoming tyler durden or what


lol little whore would die instantly if she tried to face me with those weak as hell moves


stockton california is one of the most depressing cities in the us


take a top tier samurai nip with his katana
and a random medieval european
the samurai gets fucked so bad


schizo freak


forgot your flag


gnar cal


each legal household in california pays $2,370 a year (averaged out) in taxes just for the illegals


wonder what my life would have been like if i never started drinking


probably workin ur way up the corp ladder…a big shot


should i talk to a shrink or just shrug it off
i'm midly concerned as i mention


you would be in cirque de soleil


ok who cares
the farmers want them there because nobody else will pick their crops and the businesses want them there because its more people buying their crap


well i do have excellent proprioception…


do you have a history with drinking too much and blacking out if so i wouldnt worry about it


yea when i was a teenager
not so much now


*joins the cirque de skol*


then you probably just got fucked up and forgot and its not a serious neurological issue


the illegals cost them a lot of money, but the homeless are worse visible most disgusting problem. every sidewalk is filled with tents, street shitting and needles


soon based bezos will invent the farming robot that plants and harvests reliable permacultures using 33% less water on 20% less land to feed the entire world with healthful organic foods, delivered straight to your doorstep from your nearby helpful wholefoods.

his pesticide? tiny little patrol drones flying around shooting bugs with seed guns using surgical precision


based fuckin bezos


you cant endanger my peons like that


nukes everywhere


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*hacks the government*


i wonder what he'll buy next for his vertically integrated monopoly. something with monsanto would be a good move


alexa what is based bezos planning next


shouldn't have messed with that witch and those demons


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weff baywowz?
*pewpews diwate* @_@
*stards chanding*
awa… zom… awa… zom…


fucked in the head


you sneaky ah


for me its dow/dupont
the greatest supplier of chemical weapons for the us army


based fucking chickenDJ


name one weapon that isnt made with chemicals






those are both chemicals you are just using the colloquial terminologies


ah yes the famous chemical bayonet…


Christopher Hitchens Owns the Christian Book Expo 2009
47K views8 years ago


uhhh actually guns are atomic weapons too because theyre made of atoms youre just using the colloquial terminology


my dicks atomic you son of a bitch


well putt it in my ass then moron


you guys are gay lol


nothing wrong with a lil prostate play


for my mushbros out here


toot how do i find the ith base-b digit of a number


i wish chris hitchens was still alive…


divide by 0


hitchens and vidal, some sanity


i'm subscribed to all the globie corporations


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new tin


shitty nerds who shout "POLITICS™️" whenever someone who isnt a straight white dude exists in a game dont deserve to consume media


mom bought me lunchy


homicidal timebomb tinny


guess ill read ive wasted all day


this is scary stuff. we need to spend whatever it takes to make one so america can be safe


its garbage and soulless
its no different than live action traced over
tom and jerry has soul, character, imagination, movement


is that guy saying reading isnt a waste of time or that hes gonna continue wasting his time cause he already wasted the rest of it


mooooooom!!!!! bwappas souwess posten again!!!!!!!!


die steamstalker




fuck off white pig




what do your irl friends think about your silly steam profiles


cant believe how hard that gaynime poster got owned just now


stop samefagging


i dont have any irl friends


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pokemon is dead :)


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pokemon lets go to the polls


*gamifies voting*


climate change is real….israel….


the thing about r*pe is its already gamified




what did they do now?



some people rape because they just love doing it. they don't care about putting up numbers




*drunks on corn liquor*
*fatties my liver*
*calcifies my pineal gland*
*slurps up some slop*
its the american way




*slumps into thread*


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/way/ was the whole point of the post but i forgot to type it that /way/


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chad womp womp and virgin how dare you


chad network producer the virgin tv consumer


that bitch in the middle looks like she's high on xanax and couldnt care less


can't believe some of the 'tards i post with


*bellygod surrounds you*


watch this i dare you




i cant


the outrage is so fake. he's talking like a dude from 1800 about to challenge the guy to a duel


i cant handle this


mooooom bwappa harass me!!!!!!!!! stop harass NOW!!!!!!!


yeah mindblowing that someone would actually care about a kid with downs right
you fucking moron


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not mindblowing that he'd care, im just doubting that he'd talk like that ever in real life


npc show



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our 'coms


do npcs want to die? it might be nice to be one


malcolm was a childrens show


scrubs was pretty funny for a few seasons


i like frasier


i hate scrubs with a passion. i dont like that some of the comm likes scrubs


new bg kumbi


i like scrubs more now


bears are getting ridiculed now


it's a normie show and zac braff is literally in it. liking scrubs is icky


dumb coiner


"normie" yikes


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we game





none of those shows are anime it’s all boomer stuff


tinny foiler back at it again with the white vans


the daily dose of internet was one of the worst in a while


stop it… stop it!!!!!


wins at scrib*
doesnt play chess or db8*


spielberg only produced the pacific not the pacific weird


this thread is spielbergian


i could go grab more vod..


i mean band of brothers not the pacific ugh


hey should i stream dark souls 3 again


pure spielbergian joy


that shit fucks up your liver fatty liver itll kill you bro


vod cant be that bad if they sell it right over the counter


livers? 3 entire american pounds. thats enough for plenty of what have you


fatty liver


mom keeps trying to have rice as a side for diner but i aint having any of those little devil seeds


Nike becomes first major brand to launch hijab for women


i thought thought hijabs are just pieces of cloth how do you launch pieces of cloth

burqas or niqabs however…


Platinum Vodka


1.75 L


SAVE $5 NOW WHEN YOU PURCHASE (2) BOTTLES OF Southern Comfort®, Platinum 7X®



stop drinking you freak


i buy adidas and new balance shoes only
and one pair of asics in the mail right now


seems like a cant miss deal!


volume is for chumps we buy by the pound


save $16 not buying any


ive seen better


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thanks for the late response loser!


no way im missing that one
*misses it*


ahhh thats a pic i miss


im convinced beerboy is mentally challenged


meet me in the skol hole and say that


cant be here 24/7 i just gotta drop by and ctrl f my name every once in a while



pirating these games and everything good is waiting for crack going back months. shit is gay


gunna make a new d2 account… a fresh start


i thought of a lot of good posts to make throughout the day but after drinking all day ive forgotten them all


plus your liver is gettin…fat…


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beerboy thinks his liver isnt being damaged
im not kidding he said that one time


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it's foie gras at this point


not playing chess is the same as losing at chess, especially when youve been challenged multiple times


apparently jennifer connelly is still hot


based and redpilled


toot explain foie gras to me in the simplest way possible


mash a liver is a bottle of skol for years and you get foie gras


well its like duck liver or something


toot jarpigpiss


kate beckinsale, jennifer connelly, eva mendes

mid 40s, fine as hell


i had a dream last night where there was this major hottie that was totally into me and she was like "do whatever you want" all sexy like so i spun her around and hugged her and grabbed that little belly paunch girls have and she smelled nice but that was all


none of those girls are as hot as samela hyake


or however her name is spelled


smelly hyuk


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oh hi im nancy


a chaste boy..


*chews on vegetables*


a goose is constantly forcefed with a funnel making it as fat as possible. foie gras is fatty duck liver that is so rich it melts in your mouth. it's rich people food and theres a lot of controversey because it's so cruel to the goose. similar to veal


according to a ted talk there are some geese that get fatty liver willingly on their own just like us


theyre just like us…


skol hardens the liver by making it stronger and more efficient.. iron sharpens iron


skol is fuckin your liver up


smoking strengthens the lungs in the same way


they're fattening us to take our adrenochrome


beerboy foie gras for xmas dinner, gunna need to up your consumption or you'll ruin everything


wow real life inflation thats hot as hell i thought that stuff was only in cartoons


it used to be more naturally done like that in the past.
now they're fattened up as much as they can without killing it too early. the funnel and tube down their throat is always there and they cant move


what a way to live




just imagining it is making me hard


aw jeez rick


its a ducks life and we're livin in it


fat has no correlation to adrenochrome.
extreme trauma and abuse of children fills their brain with adrenochrome. harvesting it from them is the preferred method for aquiring it


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*gets a fatty liver* quack

quack quack lol


*hands you the ceremonial dagger*


i feel bad that you all grew up so poor and don't know what foie gras is


beerboy? more like beerduck HONK


wonder if eva longoria is still hot


it's called a tanto


no thats some gay japanese thing they dont use those in satanic rituals




i thought suicide was the intent of the knife. i apologize


we eat duck sausage hot dogs with foie gras and truffle here



we're actually vegeterians


duck pig horse goose mushroom sandwich? just like mammy used to make it


you cant say mammy anymore its racis


dont even know what truffles are
pigs hunt for them in the forest so theyre like moss or mushrooms or something


i bet you eat any old truffle. and don't have a truffle dealer in the area


foie gras nachos
just melt that duck liver right over some tostitos just like my servants used to make me as a wee lad


going vegan tomorrow
going to drop weight like crazy then get a hot wgirl gf with big honkers


tostitos are classy. i prefer homemade tortilla chips


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foie gras at the chippie shop on the corner


foie gras and steel reserve


look at the top of her head


escargo and chilidogs


steak tar tar and funyons


i bet you eat any old truffle.


ye good ol truffle


dont forget the sweet potatoes


old? no nonono no, child, here we eat truffles that have matured


i'm in a thread full of middle class ladchav floridian mushbrains who don't know anything besides mcdonalds


*enters the thread*
im not american
also i skipped a bunch of posts


*looks at the top of her head*


die reeki and i know this post is you


wheres this from


I'm not reeki dude I'm just some anonymous shitstirrer


i don't belong here, i should be in a comm with justin ross lee




not me


im a creep…



post the full video


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>see janny in the kinoplex
>sit next to him, elbow him in the face while sitting down
>his glasses fall off
>he gets on the ground and looks for them
>all of the African-American niggers start howling with laughter
>black negress walks up, grabs my dick, and whispers "you cute" in my ear
>janny having PTSD attack from his high school days
>runs out of the theatre crying like a baby


who are you quoting?




grow up


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people need their dignity back


wtf she's like 55 wearing those clothes


if i could get an uber to the liquor store for under $5 id do it


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wrong bitch !!!


bro what kind of fucked up wasteland are you living in where 55 year olds look like that


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me when i see padboys butt


if it wasnt for computer id probly be spending my evenings at the local cabaret


30 years old
beetle adventure racing
gotta know when to hold em
gotta know when to fold em
and know when to run
dont count your money
while you're sitting at thte table
there will be time enough
when the dealings done


you guys aren't mature enough to get foie gras culture. i dont need you losers anymore


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hey, pedo!

leave those lolis alone!


i saw someone break their front tooth doing this


what do you mean by "you losers"?


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toot my toot hole



the real lyric of the song works better for that second line


i really shouldnt go on the vod run.. but im craving…




ya true i wasn't thinking


we're the cat


love the sneaky ha face


what song what are you guys talking about


go for a bike ride to clear your head and take some cash with you just in case


a little shoulder devil we got here



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baited some boomers lol



singlemotherhood should be a crime


just so everyone knows the cat is fine don't worry


ok i didnt care



sweden yes


i don't like floyd because of how shitty the kids who liked pink floyd in high school were


based contrarian


feel the same way about led zepplin


just some hens having a good time


the pink floyd bros in high school….
that was me


i had to hang out with them for hours on end with floyd blasting just to get smoked up


listened to garbage but then in my senior year i was all about mu-core


never liked much dadrock but van halen and dires straits are cool


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the fortnite bros in preschool….
that was me


lots of disruption rn y can’t we be more like /tea/


van halen is in my top 3 im crazy about them


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eddie's smile just makes you happy
no homo


ive got promethazine already in the sprite


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jamie pull that shit up


33-year-old mentally ill man obtains illegally-trafficked firearm to vlog with


33 is old yeah


37 is prime time for us men


i dated a judo guy for a bit
he was great in bed


where do you get promethezine?
or do you drink the fake shit trayvon drank. (thats what the skittles and arizona were for)
or are you lying


whats it liked to be flipped in the ass


dont ask such questions!


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its pretty nice
depends on the top tho, bads tops are too common



its all about being handsy huh


gotta have some hands
but its more about the motion of the ocean


i fell in love..


every day i wake up and think fuck my life


omg your gonna make me blush v////___/////V




toot it's time to purge the homos!


this documentary is good even with subtitles if you guys need something to do


beerduck HONK


lol thats so obnoxious


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SJW cringe compilation coming right up


die skipper






i'm an npc but try to hide it from everybody


im a drumpf NPC


how can i tell if i'm npc


npc means you dont have an internal monologue


what if you have too much internal monologue and then it turns into an internal dialogue or trialogue


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lol'd @ this one


thats a crowded skull…




internal 3rd person dialogue


i get that if i read a book for too long


*internal soliloquies*
us college boys huh


getting alot of positive talk about my new sorcs name foiegras


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looks like spam :)


they asked "qb?"


looks like DOG SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


you on that flakka?


*pours a full cup*
*smashes that rec' playlist*
let loose the alg mush


hard to find trist runs nowadays


that vividly intimate dream i had really did me in boys… the empty loneliness is feelin real real rn


it'll pass


how do we get more lgbt representation in cartoons


sex sells


for lesbos: more explicit kissing
for gays: more cute cuddling






well you got the LG but what about the BT


it's going to be switched to LGPT. because Bi-sexual implies 2 genders. Pansexual is the replacement


for real though


for real though


pedosexual is the replacement


hold the phone


get that
get that
get that ass banned


my 300 page dexters lab fan fiction where he grapples with aspergers and a budding homosexual relationship with mandark


us? on the cutting edge of progressive terminology


that one dang apocryphal phone…


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love those monkeynigger screams


my dexters lab fanfiction where he devotes his supergenius iq to speedrunning oot any%


hes so cool


i need to curb my porn addiction


did jerry seinfeld write that show


how do we got more lgpt representation in cartoons


that star fox game came out today


ugh cant believe what just happened on my bike ride..


*boots up spiderman*


cape poop


what part are you at
im 63% complete but i dont know if im gonna complete all these challenges


toon lolis should be raped on screen


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whats wrong with my youtube sub box? theres a purple monkey with a hammer threatening me


why didnt anyone ask about the bike ride!


take a wild fuckin guess


that just happened when i clicked an embed here
the monkey


too busy thinking about how i can't stand anti-semites


beerboy was excited to tell us something and we lost his post in all the gay posts


youtube isnt even loading for me
what did you retards do


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monkey nigger rage


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what a worthless excersize


what website is that


toot theres a purple monkey trying to murder me


haha he posted something that looked like dogsh*t




recently started


maybe google finally got destroyed


toot apologize for hacking google right now


youtube is fucked rn
the algo is probably updating itself


fuck i needed my mush


im pretty angry about this


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who in the 162 does this represent


we made a fucky wucky


i hope that shits gone forever no more mush compilations google dies get that ass ban


that van halen vid is still playing for me at least



squid's uncle




how could 2nd and 3rd not be salty about this?


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i was prescribed and entire bottle of promethazine cough syrup once
made my mouth really dry and made me really sleepy


they are salty, they're just not gonna act like it in photos at the event


they're good goyim


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becoming an omo girl…


promethazine isnt even the good part of the syrup its the codeine


the sizzurp


/tea/ is closed

Open in 00:32:20.


youtube down and there is nothing else in my life help


toot hates us


this youtube outage is making me realize how much time i spend on that site


i am genuinely unsure what to do with myself


/tea/ is closed

Open in 00:30:49.


/yt/ is closed


have you tried going to the track and betting on the ponies


i need more rnb in my life


promethazine is an antihistamine its for allergy suppression
codeine is the narcotic which is the real recreational aspect of syrup


you would know stupid nigger


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i actually went to college in a horse racing town… never went to the track because it was just a bunch of old rich people


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bitchute is where its going on guys
its the wild west out there


mononoke is just bad nausicaa


hmm… maybe ill do the mop timewalking……


appearances generally matter a lot more to transpeople and the realization that they're getting older and looks are fading is especially hard on them


even moreso when they spend most of their lives hating the way they look and to finally reach some level of 'beauty' only to find it slipping away as soon as they got there


i still look like a teenager but my body is like a ripped lumberjack


we let our wow subs run out because its cod time


we did




someone make a new thread if i do it is gonna be gay



so sick of having low self esteem


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ok but dont laugh…


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wow! hot a what bahbhabiat!


remember when pad streamed


pad get on twitch


i get this reference


/tea/ is closed

Open in 00:07:00.


he was so angry and confrontational


i dont care about tea anymore its boring


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/tea/ is the highlight of my day


your day is sad



imagine being this dumb

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