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whos that cool little guy?


*fires up my linux distro of choice*


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one of my brothers friends just died or something
theres a bunch of posts about him on facebook
makes me go :\


thanks for sharing!


all you have to do is chat less than 5 minutes with brapper to see that he has severe mental health issues


not drinking tonight!


brapper your brain is fucked up and you're retarded


sorry just needed to get that out of my system in an anonymous way



why do you keep posting about yourself?


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>___< kawaii~



i hope alex jones isn't watching tranny porn right now…



dunno about ajones but i am


super male vitality…


to level my druid or dk next..


what's it gonna take for god to let me rape an anigirl


why not level an alliance char on emerald dream?


makes me see red whenever some zoomer says rekt


10 min break from raid… no loot yet…


naughty t babe


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gook night!


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me and gleepy are gonna force all the white knights with yellow fever to watch the entirety of the mayli facialabuse video and irrecoverably blackpill them forever




we can play cross server dumbass


who's this guy?


these dumb larpers
the chuunibyou is strong wit japs




why are some of them so terrible


ok that's it we're going to the philippines after we go to tokyo 2020


when does she start working the pip


i'd rather not catch any venereal diseases from jungle gooks thanks


dont worry about that stuff


jap pub food looks real good


okay now this is epic


i really do wonder how damaging it would be to do my normal drinking night of 10 ish drinks but then the next day having 2 drinks to ween off the hangover


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"i really do weewoo weewoo weewoo weewoo weewoo weewoo weewoo biddi badda dooo"

-thats you-


the reporter is kind of cute
maybe we could chat about our favorite japanese things :3


it's just a black bear dude chill out


what, are you afraid 'cause it's black? racist ass cracka




*sniffs the caine*


ever think about how you've never seen a real sword fight where they're actually trying to murder each other?


i saw one on liveleak except only one of the guys had a sword
it was rather one-sided


look at the way he rubs those gooks


there are knife fight videos


yea i've always wondered about it


34:40 omo


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now that's a tasty meal


no idea how i would begin to eat that…


perhaps with your mouth, idiot?


finally i made it past midnight and i didnt go get more beer so im finally getting a night off


proud of you


the wgirls that host this series are all extremely big dorks


fell asleep for like 10 minutes and had a really vivid nightmare no idea how ive been awake for 14 hours


didn't know octopus has taurine in it


internet and tv just went out for 20 minutes..




your brain is completely fucked


how did you survive…


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new chrome update


tab freaks


this one kind of sounds like a gyaru


what the heck happened to the good place why did it take such a nosedive at episode ten in the second season what horrible writer did they hire to ruin it


i never do anything cool anymore…


oh yeah? what about that sick post you just laid on us


everytime i shit i imagine animedolls sitting in it




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fuck you


why did you spoiler?


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162 is reclining


i guess these were sort of like fidget spinners for boomers




grow up


suicide is always an option


quick one for the cringe comp


padder sounds like a disgusting neckbeard


i think that girl is a tranny


omo alert! omo alert!


this is some kind of disturbing sound collage
random ow chatter & sfx over eurozone nuclear policy lectures


mushbrain getting destroyed


gonna have a smoke


pad is actually mentally ill i thought it just a meme




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lmao he's getting btfo'd by a tranny now


back from ym smoke


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i went on reddit and i made a post about how explaining what stars are to blind people must sound really strange to them cuz theyre just floating rocks in the sky, but then a reddit guy said theyre not actually rocks and now i feel stupid he got so many upvotes too



>I went on reddit
stopped reading there


It is the last hour; the times are at their worse: let us watch!
Lo, that Supreme Judge looms threateningly.


padder why'd you end the stream


alright i went live again



unfunny retard


el to the ee gee aye to the see why






american realizes china is not america
in other news



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*watches gsl*


*watches gsl*



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are you watching gsl, anime?


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waito in gsl quarters and not even 9k people care enough to watch
truly the deadest of games


it just started dood shut up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


gonna make a cheese burger i'm hungry








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i feel down


well, you are down on the ground, anime


did neeb cheese




what the fuck was that
matchfixing again


*sends a marine to spot his army*
*spots it at the bottom of ramp*
*wait till he gets up*
okay its time to pick up my units lmao




blatant match fixing


blatant injecting






im a crump faute de mieux


thats right ty let the base live


counter terrorists won get fucked on neeb


neeb? get this.. more like… more like noob…


ty trying to lose but neeb wont let him


but we cant play cross faction. i dont appreciate the name calling


neeb on suicide watch xD




the tied game obviously destroyed neeb physically and mentally
may he rest in piss


ah… up bright and early at 7:30am…




good morning tooty boy


feels nice not waking up hungover!


#halo #memes #gaming


time to make some carrot fries and get that 'tene


answer me beerboy


never understood how the stone cold stunner was suppose to hurt someone
like is it suppose to rattle their jaw against his shoulder or what


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hey guys i found a really cool site you should check out its called pornhub dot com





i guess thats the difference between tame & domesticated


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*omos to momo*


i have characters on both alliance and horde…


how come american cartoons are always filled with weird fetish shit
body swap

what is it about americans that make them so fucked in the head


gonna omo to momo too


actually momoland


cant talk with you guys about anything all you care about is boring normshite


heres the plan for today:
watch sports shows 9:30am-2-3pm
do mythic+ maybe some rated arena today
have to raid from 8pm-1am
maybe get some vod or beer before that


what about totally spies
thats french


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i dunno maybe its a western thing in general, but im pretty sure its mostly american. exhentai's western tag is filled with those bizarre cartoon fetishes


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had a dream that my gf from a long time ago had a little sister who was dtf o_O;


i'm dtf


yeah like 7 years old you sick freak


blood full'a 'tene
mouth full'a lean
mind full'a gooks
veges just cooked
next time i see a girl
you know it's going down


i think ill start drinking NOW hehehe



if it makes you happy
it can't be that bad


don't know what i'll do when bb dies from cirrhosis


new sseth


just spilled water all over myself.. barely missed my new keyboard..




should i read mishima


first beer of the day down time for round two


can't stop thinking about that dream
she just started undressing in front of me
i grabbed her little ass and slid a finger in
this is not good


plutarch wrote that caesar had a dream about fucking his mom before his big showdown with pompey

the point is dont worry about dreams


if yung beerboy dont trust you im gonna shoot you


the point is caesar got stabbed a bunch like you will in prison for being a pedo


that happened much later its unrelated to the weird sex dreams


its south park wednesday


feel like the bucs are going to go 3-13 this year..


put your money where your mouth is


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finished with jacques ellul's propaganda
reading the technological society now and after that its the political illusion


sounds redpillcore


2nd jacques of the day comin' up



this is what we like here


i dunno hes a christian anarchist
hes closer to the unabomber than typical 'red pill' stuff. im reading him because he was mentioned in christopher lasch's book 'the true and only heaven' which i read because his other book 'the culture of narcissism' was listed as a footnote in 'restless giant' an american history book i was rereading


hope the switchie version comes out soon


the crazy schizo who made templeos is dead


thanks we've known for about a week


its all info from faked pics from that discord with the faggots that took over templeos.org then added a donate button to steal money and changed the temple os iso to include things like a fake letter from terry to that sand nigger fag
theyll probably ask for funeral donations this is all a big stunt


was it confirmed tho
thought it was just some 4norm trolling


um no it was pretty much confirmed by people on twitter who know him and his facebook page turning into a memorial


no people think a screenshot of a fake email to some cop is real
now retards are falling for it on reddit and hn because they don’t know that those discord trolls run his website they just see the death announcement believe it’s real virtue signal then move on


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they made multiple fake fb accounts pretending to be terry to catfish his family
terry never used the same fb account


okay so what's the new hot piece of evidence that 100% confirms terry is dead then


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dude he's dead as my love life


there is no evidence


this is disgusting
as someone whos been gaslit relentlessly for months i know how this feels


shut up and stream pad shit nig


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when pad gets on my back in travel form


anti-pad offense force is out of school



first terry and now ulillillia
is tinny next:(


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8ch found the guy that scammed terry out of 200 some australian fag and the guy that freaked out and removed the donate button to his own personal paypal then added that terry died he’s just trying to divert attention away from scamming a mentally ill homeless man


2nd jacques c'est fini





the plot thiccens


bad post


epic post




i was joking
dont get ahead of yourself nerd


*gets ahead of myself*
bitch :)


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don't care for that horrendous art style yet you keep posting it


thats ok im not doing it for you


who are you doing it for exactly




rather selfish thing to do on a shared forum


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we like this comeback
basted our og girls do it again


did that guy get a call from google


finally managed to throw away all those beer cans.. one of the cobes still had some beer left in it while i was throwing them in the garbage and it spilled on me.. like to think of it as the king cobe spitting its last bit of venom at me


very poetic


got chewed out at work and my pc broke


real bad they're all looking r***able…


hungry but i think i'll just fast today


as for me it's quesadilla time


*sprinkles shredded cheese on a tortilla*
ahhhhh delicious


le sigh


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absolute unit



really sorry about that blankpost lads


and you dont seem to understand


cried myself to sleep listening to this one monday

drunkenness rising

good chance for tears tonight too


*slides you a room temp natty*


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>when you get released from the edging cocoon for a night of gaslightting


idle hands are the devil's playthings


top 10 vore scenes in anime

1. imperfect cell & android 18


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girls should be punished for not having sex with me


incel internet defense force


now this was a game

epic type o music too


*eats vegetables*
leave it to me


my mom keeps calling all these doctors to schedule appointments for her knee pain but all she has to do is lose weight


Now this is epic


help her lose weight they say sex is very good exercise


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ive tried to help her sorta by telling her not to get me fast food or takeout anymore but she still gets it for herself


you did all that could rightfully be asked


whats gonna be the big thing after people get bored of capeshit
maybe a board game cinematic universe

mr monopoly on the silver screen


fortnite the movie


the meme cinematic universe


fortnite: the cinematic experience: the movie: 2


overwatch is 100% going to get a theatrical release


how does csgo have 380k viewers right now


the emoji universe



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yeah i had the interview
i stumbled about with a pretty bad solution to a relatively simple problem because i overlooked an obvious transformation of input data
havent heard from them since, its been like a week now even though recruiter told me shed call me after the interview is over
wouldnt be surprised if they blacklisted me from google for being so terrible


dodged a bullet there google turns its employees into tranny freakoids


id prefer if a non metaphorical bullet hit me right between my eyes


should i throw away all these old dvds i have.. few seasons of lost and always sunny.. my pc doesnt even have a dvd player..


its funny how theres no point in reading 'science' articles because 6 months later there will always be a new research study and comes to the opposite conclusion

experts still dont know how youre suppose to lay a baby down, on their back? on their stomach? on their side? propped up? no pillow? basically there have been studies that each of those ways could kill your kid and if you do any of them youre asking for the SIDS fairy


ah yes baby ergonomics the most exciting field of science


His older videos were so much more epic


thats the kind of meaningless transient junk that shows up in articles literally every day
'what experts say about how much social media you SHOULD be using'
'what experts say about how much carbs you REALLY need'
'what experts now think about reading may shock you'

its all junk written to sound authoritative and final like a new serious discovery but it will inevitably be nullified and replaced with another article that will have the same fate

its not like an ascent to 'better' understanding either like we're learning more each time its mostly just junk science and bad research


i dunno im just frustrated and sullen right now i need something to spark a light in me


*lights you on fire*


oh yeah i was gonna reply to that post with a "*slides you a ____*" thing but forgot


this is what having a gf must be like


it's just clickbait


yeah you beat her up all day and she still kisses you
stupid women incels rise up


God bless America and now it’s time to switch from beer to liquor




we need to spam pol threads with pictures of asian women with no makeup on and black pill all the weebs


bingewatch your favorite tv shows on netflix


on netflix


*collects my s_______*


Already do this

But I spam /gif/ white only threads with interracial too

It all balances out in the universe

Divine justice


ocial security


always knew you were a big nose greedy devito golem tp


what are we watching


a nasty porno



It was a joke

Only sites I go to are here and lobste.rs

I would never go to 4shit

It’s cia Jew nigger brainwashing shit

You can’t even use it with JavaScript disabled


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yesterday? kinda pigged out..


You’re pig out day is like my

Auschwitz potato famine sunny d nigger day


youtube is a website you big dummy


I use YouTube dL and hooktube and archive org

But for me mc Donald’s breakfast is superior to the lunch and dinner

Has browns are perfection
Biscuits so buttery amazing

Love the breakfast burritos

Mc d breakfast ftw


*flops around*


who is this guy? why is he posting like that?


*flops all over this post* i'm bored i'm going to bed


hes just gay


im gay and i dont post like that


come, flop with me


fuck you dont make me fiend


*flops with you*




*flops out of thread*


Yeah big buttery bacon egg cheese biscuit from mc d

With a big greasy hash brown

And a sprite

That’s the good shit

Or even their buttery syrupy pancake sausage platter

Breakfast burritos godly too

So much better than lunch or dinner

Only good thing is buffalo ranch mc chicken


imagine owning a business and being forced to hire a nigger


fuck off dont make me fat


Dwunk dwinking mommy wine cwave mc d

And bigbooby


Terrible customer service. ξI came in at 9:30pm and stood in front of the register and no one bothered to say anything or help me for 5 minutes. ξThere was no one else waiting for their food inside either, just outside at the window. ξ I left and went to Chickfila next door and was greeted before I was all the way inside. This McDonalds is also dirty, the floor was covered with dropped food. Obviously filled with surly and unhappy workers.


What’s I big deal

Have ur fat mommy bring you mc d

Withher big sucker poppers


Chic fil a is holy christian ground

Don’t you dare defile it nigger lover


grow up


*grows up*

Wow I have a burning desire to hate niggers and

Muck mouth foreigners even more


grow up


you guys seen that "tear drop notch" on oneplus t6?
feels like this is how steve jobs wanted it to be


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this is a game changer
revolutionizing the smartphone experience


die technorm


getting strong af steve jobs vibes from that notch design
gives me literal chills


*cums in your mouth*

You were saying????



just broke my tv on accident.. lol..


just back from seeing my dietician and i think she was flirting with me…
at the end of the meeting she asked if i wanted her number in case i had any more questions…
well i googled the number and the area code isn't the same as the hospitals…


did she like your belly?


why are you seeing a dietician dude are you sick


so sick and tired of your bullshit tossfatbitch


i'm a skinny boy…

i have a digestive disease. it doesn't affect me that much but i'm forced to see dieticians every few months


not me you gaslighting gang stalking bullying


kys nigger loving jew


girls love diseases


you got caught faggot


toot needs to ban again


+1 diseases are a major turn on i read it in cosmo


Fuck you gaslighting faggot

I’m leaving again for a month

I have a life outside 126


your future children could inherit a debilitating genetic disease (and that's a good thing)


honk if your child is an autist


based fucking toot catching that faggot with a dick in his ass right in the act


lost a lot of respect for toot when he unbanned


yeah my son is doing real great did you know hes beaten every halo game on legendary difficulty


Wasn’t me you mentally ill

Retard nigger

You’re probably that Aussie cock sucker Jordan bobob

Sucking that aa traitor cock

Remember analfreakmommy that caused that break down? Watch your back nigger loving Jew kike bitch


umm sweetie.. could you like, not?



simply cant gaslight someone whos already fucked in the head


umm sweetie go watch your normie streams and calm down a bit ;)


*artosis fake laughs at thread*


At least post good music

Fucking normie knet heart shape posters

You guys are the punchlines on chaika except toot tinny and some other name fags like bb and tooner

lolcow board


eat a dick


Don’t even go on your own xmpp chat

And think you’re on the inside jokes



you're being really mean for no reason


this album is a meme its shilled by the tube alg


i don't like japanese people


they're not people


round em up again frankie


who gives le fuck


i do actually


shut up idiots


sickzii im sad comfort me


sickzii drop the incurable GRIDSpill on us


his strain is strong


if there isnt at least some hints of homoeroticism in your video game trailer you can take my preorder off the table


no homoeroticism?
no buy


that guy pretending to be tossposter seems really upset


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imagine being padshits cat
waiting until he passes out naked facedown on the bed with his big plump rump just sticking out in the air
imagine slithering on your belly across the floor for dramatic effect
slowly climbing up the side of his bed
inching your way towards his ass
then sticking your cat claws into it and dragging them slowly down it
over and over again until the bed looks like a murder scene with blood everywhere
as he just lays their passed out from xanax


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that post wasnt funny the first time


imagine being padshits cat
waiting until he passes out naked facedown on the bed with his big plump rump just sticking out in the air
imagine slithering on your belly across the floor for dramatic effect
slowly climbing up the side of his bed
inching your way towards his ass
then sticking your cat claws into it and dragging them slowly down it
over and over again until the bed looks like a murder scene with blood everywhere
as he just lays their passed out from xanax


why does tp sperg out whenever he gets btfo


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so which thinkpad is the best bang for my buck?


depends on what you're going to use it for


web browsing


i have an old t420 that does that just fine
you need to add more ram if you're going to watch twitch streams on it though


*buys thinkpad*
*installs kali*


i googled my dieticians name…
she has no social media profiles…


still cant believe i broke my tv today…


atleast you didnt break your chair you FAT FUCK


i don't remember the last time i looked at a tv
just a lil monitor boy




wonder if my dad would believe me if i was like "well i was cleaning my room and i went to go throw some trash out and the cat jumped into my bed and knocked everything over"


he wouldnt


that's good?


unless he's mushed


imagine being a dad and your mini-me is lying to you


imagine fucking your mini-me…




i said



what am i supposed to post about


muslim bros get in here


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whats that term for the point where something gets so big it cant stop
mass _____ something i think


critical mass


yeah thats it im retarded thanks


pyopyo :3c


why did you need to know


s_________ mass


i was gonna use it for a post on the 4 but the term blanked on me


cant believe the notch meme actually took off
big corps are fucking retarded


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Yeri smiles brightly in new SNS pictures

1. [+601, -87] She's uglier than most Instagram shopping models these days~
2. [+550, -59] How can you be laughing right now?
3. [+330, -22] Stop acting so rude to your unnis, they can only accept your antics so many times ㅡㅡ
4. [+65, -2] Speaking coldly, she's last out of all the Red Velvet members in looks, work ethic, character, and skills. She's also the youngest but tries so hard to act special by showing off the famous people she's friends with.
5. [+60, -4] Whoever's in charge of SM's auditions need to be fired. He has no eye for talent at all.
6. [+59, -1] She's one of those people who are hard on the weak and weak to the strong
7. [+59, -2] Irene is Red Velvet's visual so I can see why she has to stay but if I were an SM staff, I'd cut Yeri and keep Red Velvet to four
8. [+52, -1] Red Velvet was great as four until she arrived and is basically a mosquito sucking the blood out of the group
9. [+50, -2] She needs some attitude lessons tsk tsk tsk
11. [+41, -1] Did her fans throw her out too? I haven't seen any positive comments about her
12. [+39, -1] She doesn't care about being an idol, she cares about kissing a$$ to other famous seniors




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wtf i thought it was supposed to go up indefinitely
what is going on


[+1, -1] netizens are messed up


oh no…


[+100000, -0] gook slap 9000


what comes after accelerationism


utopia or some shit


they went IN holy shit


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based tvnorms


jeff bezos got this dont worry bro


i'd behead everyone in tv


yo wrestlebro what are the best japan wrestle matches


*shorts AMZ*


what is their mick foley getting thrown off the top of the cage moment


10 bottles of $15 vod or a new tv..




a compromise. five botles of vod and a used tv


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"sir, he opened a large short position"


did alex ever address being caught with tranny porn open on his phone


actually what i could do because neither of my parents know i broke my tv is i could stage something that sounds better than me hitting one of the cords that was on my bed and pulling the tv down.. hmm…


naughty tbabe


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that pic always makes me think of the voyager hologram doctor


my fucking company???
he shorted MY fucking company????


finna mumblerap my way out of a speeding ticket


i'd like to know this too


*gets caught browsing naughty tbabe links*


alex jones is a degenerate jew of course he watches porn




what was that?




*fires up City Pop シティポップ RADIO*



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when he was murdered i asked his ghost to appear in my dreams and he did


did you ask him what hell was like


satanic nigger monkey


good and bad
it could mean she's an autismo shut in that hates social media, good
it also means i can't jack it to her pictures and i can't e-stalk her, bad


didn't ask him anything
he had a beard and we made some music
i was shown hell before
or at least some part of it
saw a lot of disfigured twerking girls
and guys rotting alive


why do you have a dietician just follow the 162 regimen


about to get tychus to level 15…


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we're on the IU diet


protein shake is too many calories and apple is full of sugar we're just doing 2 sweet potatoes a day


fruit is just candy in disguise


why is it so friggin hot and HUMID ALL THE TIME


i havent eaten fruit in years
i dont think its good for anything


man does not live by bread alone
if you have faith you don't have to eat anything


shit is gay


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mangoes have 'tene in them


tin is redpilled as fuck


*changes my ip*
*adds the exceptions to my javascript blocker*
*loads up my merchant image folder*
im going in undercover
we're getting him back boys


if tinny comes back here the three frog demons will just run him out again


three demon frogs lol


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even demons fear the creator of all


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im not playing


u want pray game hahahaha


wii wud rike to pray





janny didn't want to kill the scvs


>hitler gave a speech more than two years earlier calling for the extermination…
which one
is it "the annihilation of the Jewish race in Europe"
because thats not the same thing


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you guys should watch the documentary "the eternal jew"


you guys should talk to a rabbi instead


yeah ill definitely do that have any other advice for me



read "the international jew"



der ewige jude is epic


*studies this hard*


its too HOT to post!


This episode made me cry


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they're like rats


S E E Y O U S P A C E C O W G I R L . . .




lmao its real
donald trump more like donald DRUMPF


we are witnessing the final moments of drumpf
reddit did it



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alex "tbabe" jones


alex "the god" jones



alex is a fucking god


i need weed
its like medicine to me



Yes. You have committed treason. When we impeach you, please take that jar of aging mayonnaise Mike Pence with you. Enjoy prison.


Reddit we did it.


why is time so slow and boring without beer


reeki wtf bro you said reddit was bluffing


how long can you last without internet


have you ever tried fasting
amazing how little you really need


depends on the weather. if its cool or cold i can go forever but in the heat my brain is fully mushed


i could get used to anything probably
but if you mean a test of willpower like my computer or phone was right there and i lose if i start browsing then id lose quickly


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bored with elon


i know you can do that test of willpower
i thaught i was weak like that too and did it


"This isn't the work of the so-called deep state," the author writes. "It's the work of the steady state."

so this confirms that the deep state is real and is now trying to rebrand and legitimize themselves right


ive fasted for a week before


ive never fasted on purpose but ive gone days without eating because of well i was going to say laziness but its probably more like depression



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that webm posted way back with the guy slicing open his arm real deep made me physically cringe


this place fuckin sucks


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ive been outside recently and i think growing up means wearing oxford shirts and tucking them into your chinos


mk ultra'd


"The habit of dwelling with enjoyment on evil thoughts"


Q predicted this


why you runnin bernie?


he really did kind of do a funny old man jog away


someone told me to drink straight whiskey around girls without making a face because itll remind them of their dads and make them wanna fuck


making a face is the best part though. you make a loud noise and an exaggerated face, maybe cough a little, and you all laugh it up


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remember that pick up artist guy on mtv with the purple tophat




me on the left sickzii on the right




sigh reminds me of my late friend
the guy i mean he was tall and skinny with jet black hair i miss him




did you gay hug your old friend o_O


no but we were close
like best friends


ugh almost out of gamer girl pee gonna have to go find more…


stoically drinking straight whiskey is for when you are alone


solo drinking is a sign of a serious problem




thats why we let the dayfly be


mindblowing how i wasnt cute enough as a kid to be raped


this is exactly why we dont disrupt the dayfly


i was definitely cute enough as a kid to get raped but i guess my parents protected me


mind brappening that blah blah blah weeeewoooo


i was a sexy ass kid


wait you guys weren't raped wtf?


tardlaughed at this



mindblowing how im still alive


*pours half a glass of whisky for the first time in 6 months to enjoy alone on a wednesday night*
whew i got some real problems


mindbwapping baby bwappa baby poopoo diapies


i was kidnapped as a kid
they put a rope around my neck and made me hang myself
then my parents showed up and saved me


sure but did they FUCK you?




not physically


ive been raped, mentally speaking
im fucked



weird so was i


same thing happened to me but i went full hashbandiboo on my captors and forced THEM to hang themselves




yeah and then i raped them


gleep get in my slabbed up lincoln continental i spotted some shriners panhandling in agawam we gotta go swang on em


There I was hanging then it occurred to me


What woo hashnandiboo doo

So is started spinning I did

Corked screwed straight through the ceiling then through the roof

Still spinning to this day


i'm subscribed to so many retarded youtube channels that its not even worth trying to remove them one by one


you gotta be judicious bout hittin that button


thats fucked how'd it go down?


i hate ecelebs ugh


i never learned how to flirt :/


gleep can teach you how


flirting is easy caring enough to flirt is hard


theres basically my youtube sub feed that i can actually alter
then theres the underbelly of about 700 niggerlicious devito big nose golem channels that i'd have to delete


its 2004 and im in my moms station wagon listening to chamillionaire


think i've said enough already…


can't believe gleep really bummed a girl that stuff is only supposed to happen in my pornos


im gonna tear up the fucking dance floor dude, check it out


cant believe hes rolled on molly 50-100 times
those are ironman numbers


gleep is a true baller


hes truly lived


stop giving gleep so much attention your gonna get tp jealous


scv story time


just realized my idea of putting an alexa on top of a roomba wouldn't work because that thing is a loud fucking vacuum and they wouldn't be able to spy on you over the noise


how about stuffing it in a s*xdolls cooter


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is she dragging on purpose


way too tired to type that shit out sry
gonna go to bed…
good night


haven't seen the grotesque wgirl poster yet today i hope hes doing ok


lil bo gleep
all his pleasure receptors deep fried like kfc
his brain only registers the blackpill now


he posted earlier skipper >>429545




if young padley dont trust you im gonna shoot you


if young sheldon dont trust you im gonna bazinga


yung sheldon


i finessed the pad
i got extra games


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that one super yellow jwhore really thinks she can keep making youtube videos "accidentally" showing her pantsu and that there won't be any repercussions from her nearly 200 thousand horny male fans


link her…


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rise up gamers


Ozark? now there's a good mushflix


wish it was more about building up a small business and less about drugs and family drama


shes just a straight up WHORE it PISSES ME OFF


what did that edm music festival jslut call those swastikas again


manji you mean


look at those sexy little pokemon plushies in the background they're practically begging to be fucked


this is so far from anything that could be called intimacy
why do you watch this tease


im an intimate boy


ah yes manji
oh this? just a couple of manji tats i got in prison theyre really popular there for some reason


the japanese government needs to gas that temptresses tiny 1 room apartment


release the zyklonpill abe


3am abe releases me from my demented zyklon edging cocoon and i proceed to gaslight up youtube nipponese pantsu seductresses in the comments below




eating cereal


cereal eating


who's that?


i think its ramu


hai mina san! ramu-DESU~!


*unsheathes masamune*
forgive me abe but this is a matter of incel honor




fuji ner :3



fuji apples kinda suck


cant stand old stuff ive become too acculturated to zogwave


if there isnt 808s in it just dont link it


hey toot lets go out sometime ill buy a few rounds


u know it bro



pretty close to alt f4ing out of this raid.. almost have no desire to play wow..


im really into the zogwave movement


cure yourself of this zogism nonsense


you can talk to zogbro like that


for us, its gotta be real delta blues


nile delta nasheed


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skip james, blind willie nelson, mississippi john hurt, leadbelly, rev gary davis… all fine men of culture that would have fully embraced the anime way of life


i bet kanye has more twitter followers than all those guys combined 10 times over


think i'm gonna cancel my amazon prime thing
they probably find a way to bleed it out of you anyway with standard ground shipping though


its going to be really hot tomorrow…


haha your gonna be cathing my heat wave


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hahaha you sneaky eh


me on the right 'zii on the left


ziis got a job, a flat, and a lease on a sick ass automobile. 162s most eligible bach'? well… do we even need to hold a vote?


hes married


yeah but beerboy's got like, 4 geared alts


wonder how many herbs hes holding right now
waiting to sell


why dont wows spend their time doing real things instead of fake fishing and fake selling


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yes, its raining! some relief from this HOT HOT HEEEAAATTT




ahhh yes more humidity for tomorrow


i just saw an ad for a nre samsung galaxy and they said you can play fortnite on it


*fires up fortnite* the android version ofcourse



its this kinda night


move up a rank and now my angel deck that i thought was so epic is getting slaughtered


Man killed after being crushed between garbage truck and SUV


ugh rain too
i wanted to go out tonight


it happens


we jog


no, skate


*kickflips over a garbage truck*


jogging? skating? we cant do these things anymore on account of serious leg and knee injury


so thats how he got stuck


cleared the garbage truck, sweet
wait a second…that SUV…


*pops a truvada*


oh no…


well now the algorithm thinks i have AIDS


*perp walks behind thread*


he died as he lived


alexa, please get bezos on the line for me


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that aint bezos


remember how we bought off brand chink psp batteries so we could game all the classics again but the battery just ended up dying after a week


yeah we remember that


love this picture its a real classic


no our left button on the psp stopped working :/


i bought one of those double micro sd card memory sticks to load up with games but never played any of them



*gets devil shit tattooed all over my body without realizing it because i'm retarded*


i am hungry so i will eat. this is what men do


fasting scares me after what happened to tinny


did he do it right?


really fucked up that he heard some dumb science factoid, probably the one about drinking gatorade when you have diarrhea to restore electrolytes or whatever, got it all confused and ended up ruining his life


he drank gatorade and coca cola instead of eating food that probably is not right


i talk like a fag and my shits all retarded


moody/sad night


put on some good tunes and sip an ice vod then turn it into a smexy night >3'


*glomps you*


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just make it illegal for women under 40 to work its so easy abe so EASY


they've already made eggs since forever what more does he want




wish i had some way to play my switch in bed comfortably


i don't know but personally i would like full h scenes


depixellate JAV


i don't wanna see those strange oddly shaped jpips



guess i'll watch petscop again


are you replying to >>429801 or >>429800


the jav thing


i love eating my cooking


cooking with a gf


*braps up a storm*


you don't cook with a gf she just cooks for you


stinky gf?


cooking with a bf….




i dont think girls cook anymore its considered sexist


imagine AJ getting all up in your face and calling you a crypt keeping rat


girls dont do anything good anymore they're all tainted, pure evil


suck a fuck idiot


what about stinky girls from the country…


eastern girls do didn't you watch that pua vid


cars and trains exist and country girls learned about this now they no longer exist




abe get the fuck in here


i dont think ill be able to live with another person, definitely wont be able to sleep in the same bed. dont know how norms do it


ahhh long day at work
cmon honey, lets go sleep in the same bed


i fart a lot in my sleep


my kgf can sleep on the floor


*buys a nork wife for a basket of kimchi*
yes you'll be sleeping on the floor


im definitely way too disconnected from mainstream society to responsibly start or raise a family itd be way to selfish


*starts family*


abes dream…


it's not that hard you pussy just work them in the fields mon-sat and take them to church on sunday and they'll turn out alright


just weewoo a hashbaniboo


about to do normal ghuun and ive been completely mailing it in this entire run


wish i had something tasty to eat


get some zah


have women ever built anything



why would they build anything when men are around


naughty alex jones enjoys tbabe


you try and avoid naughty tbabes


it was a tbabe plant by the chicoms


but isnt that weird? theyve been alive this whole time living in buildings and houses and civilizations they didnt have a hand in making. i mean, ive seen women on construction sites before but only ever holding up a stop/slow sign


the probably with tbabes in the flesh is that the smell is all wrong
people don't realize how important pheromones are


im definitely going on the beer run tonight


*slides you a naughty tbabe link*


are slim jims any good i think i had one once and i think i remember it tasting like pure salt


processed meat gives you cancer


they have a nice initial snap but then its a weird cheap papery tear and they are way too salty


thats exactly what its like, chewing flavored paper


went with some other beef jerky that had satanic pagan symbols all over it for logos
it will be here saturday along with my paper towels


hungry again…


being hungry isn't bad its just another feeling like sad or angry or lonely


you cant die from sad or lonely though
i hope


once your stomach shrinks a bit from not eating as much for awhile hunger becomes way less intense


my stomach is at critical mass


its getting ridiculous


honey no


drank too much. ate too much. too hot. body is completely sticky from sweat. ugh


calm down


is ramu autistic?


we've all been there


who is we?


you know we


toot hates it when we say we


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we had a 10 minute break between normal and heroic and it was only 10 minutes.. turned into a 20 minute break for me as i went on the beer run



shameful display


actually we continue raiding tomorrow night






they want to raid tomorrow night but i just have no desire to play..


can't wait for vanilla wow to come out so i can mush the fuck out all day in alterac valley with my grand marshalls claymore


just get so drunk you pass out before raid


holy crackers!


they definitely know me as a drinker




the "oof" psy-op is in full swing


i shoved her in that locker at 1:15 and omo'ed her afterwards but they didn't catch me on camera >:3


mushing to creepy pasta


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i checked out the site on the right and read a few articles
it was mega cringe


im so bored of raiding!


*eats a few chips*


pass the bag bro


*greedily clutches it closer*




big nose greedy devito golem


daniel devito


*watches a sandy hook documentary*
my god… alex was right all along…
*starts downloading tbabe porn*


what does the t stand for






im gonna be alone for the next few days i shouldnt be reading this scary stuff


what scary stuff


48 more minutes of raiding then its drinking time!


just scary videos about cults and paranormal stuff


i super regret drinking tonight. definitely taking tomorrow off


yare yare


we never regret drinking the night of.. only the day after when were paying the toll..


drink the skol pay the toll


I love this :3


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who is this demented


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i don't get the red frog…


it's just some /biz/teen meme


raid is finally over.. can get maybe 15 minutes of freezer time for my cans


feeling extra lazy tonight i really don't wanna take the trash out ~_~


my mom saw me stuffing things into the freezer.. hoping she doesnt investigate..


push her


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i remember that dog meme lol


it was a good one




*cracks beer*
*dumps it into the yeti*
*boots up rocket league*


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this nigga sayin "was" smh


just plug my brain directly into the aniverse


*adds this to my rocket league playlist*




ah yes "addiction campus.com"


the giant ass destroying shit i just took

uncasked some ancient demonic lost ark afterbraps

aged and fermented


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i miss the kaitlyn poster


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good img


thats a font size 72 lol from me


thanks for the late response!


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i don't even play rocket league you shit eating /v/ teen retards


thanks for the angsty response!


tab back into /v/ and bestgore buddy


gook morning


i was loling at the picture not the pad reference really


the deep lore of 162…



please be more considerate


wish i had done cool stuff in my life instead of watching gooks



Like what?


like frick your mommy


Just woke up.


been on the crapper for 8 minutes
woulda been faster if i had my coffee


Why have you been there for more than 4 minutes?


just woke up

lol'd at these posts

gonna have a smoke


coffee shits are explosive…
the kind of power you don't mess with unless you understand the risks…


back from my smoke


tried to bend over to pull out the plug and hurt my soyneck


should have finessed it


my internet is down and i have to use a hotspot from my phone


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nice thumbnail


i got 16oz purple & yella tuss'
add ice with it and mix it up in a cup
add some jolly ranchers to gone spice it up
wait a second maybe a minute you might feel woozy




all of you have 5 days
*closes thread*




my soul aches



my butt aches (for sickzii)


really don't like the guy who uses perfect punctuation and caps in his posts
this is a fucking imageboard dude


All right.
Sounds good to me.


sickzii(female) rape me


sickzii in the head dude


sickzii is a boy sicko


kinda wanna kill the "i am japanese/korean" roleplayers on pol tbqh


posting on the 4 is impossible
i made 2 posts in srg and they both got deleted someone just randalls the shit out of everything there


simply cannot come to grips with the same person posting here and on pol


i rarely post there
and when i do i always leave after


What can I say? Writing with proper punctuation makes me feel more intelligent.



ive got promethazine already in the sprite


best believe i openclosed


all the buff niggers are gonna be on the tv tonight


hmm what mental illness does wq have?


sociopathy probably


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weak in my fucking head
weak in my fucking mind


being alpha isn't a mental illness



why did he sex change



its a phase


one thing that i learned that was no lie

lifes a bitch you pay bills and then you die


the voices are back


ugh i just wanna skate
stop raining


do you tag anything while you skate
like graffiti


tagging? mostly a gta SA thing


always thought graffiti was pretty cool
leaving your mark somewhere


lifes a game and i was born to lose


my internet went out mid drinking session last night..




no most i do is rub brick and wax ledges


I'm on the moon, fags


a quadmire…




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some real good vids on the 'ddit 2day


wish i could knock a girls kidneys around with my cock


dead hours gonna read


gonna hun




Today's Funniest Clips
by Popular on YouTube

These comedy clips are racking up the LOLs across the web right now.


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you copy and pasted the link to an imgur pic…


only opened 60oz of beer last night.. had one like fully poured into my cup when i woke up.. so were going to see what the light night hangover is like


sharex captures and uploads to imgur for me


tom cruise dropped the titular hubbardpill on me


yeah probably, but what else? sociopathy doesnt explain all his delusions


i dont think he really believes that stuff he just says it because its the character hes trying to project


dude he's made hour plus rants about "input based gaming" and if you watch them its pretty clear that hes trying to get across some point that he thinks is profound


the "persona" is so thin and flimsy its not even worth calling it that, its more like a collection of five jokes.


wq is on another level


cant stand to hear him talk for more than 12 seconds


getting ads on twitch again


love how he lists his patreon twice in the description of his videos


cant believe he has patrons


i don't mind homeless guys but beggars always make me angry


gleep was passed out puffing yesterday his blunt had a 7inch cherry


got 17 tokens worth of blizzard balance now.. think im going to let me sub run out next week..


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yesterday wasnt too bad


is that homestuck


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but today? i already fucked up…


so little calories and a whole lot of sugar…
you better start asking tin for tips on living with diabetes…


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you never help me brapper
look what you did
this is all your fault


why did you rename my pic


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680 calories from one bagel.. that cant be right..


picspam raid


wish i could flip alex from totally spies


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it's a bagel with egg and "steak" and cheese slathered in butter




get in here bros
we spiderman now


im tired of being broke god i cant fucking take it


sell your bod


body by ultra male


every day i wake up and think fuck my life


swapping sugar for aspartame changed my life


are you gay and mushed now


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nice tumblrteen


aspartame keto and bacon are life
after decaf of course


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fuck that even the air i breathe is caffeinated


who do i need to piss off so they send killers after me


why do people eat breakfast


it's the most important meal of the day


had to do stuff at 8am and i said fuck it ill get mcdons on the way


its how we start the process of dealing with our hangover


start sending death threats to amazons official twitter account bezos will handle the rest


weird i had this two days ago on a whim and i never eat mcds


youve been mindfucked by the alg


just had a 4 egg omelette.. two slices of ham.. some shredded cheese.. two pieces of toast.. im good for the next 6 hours


just a warning since i like you guys but mewch is planning to raid you all


we're gonna have visitors!


ugh hate meeting new people gonna nap through it


my life is even duller with no pc sigh


what happened man..


binge watch your favorite shows on netflix


love watching all the happy interracial couples on netflix




will buying an isis flag put me on a list i think it looks cool


somethings wrong with the power :/


'raid'? lol


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buy a swedish flag instead


why would i do that


because i said so and ur my bitch


hmm nah


vitamins in.. v8 in.. eggs in.. im ready to battle the day after drinking


only seen one post about the major so far and it wasn't mine
we'll be watching it closely for the next 3 weeks


the cause of the next World wWar is not religion…… its vidya gaymes


the fortnite wars


what major are you talking about what game


the majors of the sickzii bowl


counter strike


>France, Germany, Canada and US back UK's view that Russian officers were behind Novichok attacks
wtf drumpf


that isnt true


awarebro does it again


im gay and retarded folks


thats ok i dont think any less of you for it


football starts tonight and my FUCKING TV IS BROKEN!!!!!!!


just stream it bro


jack 3 initiating


so theres a cs major
tell us about it
what are your favorite teams
what is the schedule
what is the format
were ready for you bro


so your tv and computer broke



no just my pc


imagine being such a drunk fuck that you can't help but constantly break all of your own shit. just laying down numb and full of voidfeel in the pile of garbage you've made for yourself and flailing around making everything worse because you can't do anything else






no just my tv




the worst part was is that i wasnt even drunk when i broke it.. i was sober and cleaning my room..


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crump post spotted, feel free to skip




utterly unbelievable its 2018 and there are still countries that use non-alphabetic languages


dystopian af


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i love mipha a lot…


that astralis rogue game was 30x better than anyone expected it to be
hiko is a mess, hope he gets that weight under control someday


finally found my dvi to vga converter so i can move a bunch of old music and shit off my old pc onto my new one



dont k me


ive seen a proper fucking nigger today
he was walking with his little nigglet son and had a stroller which probably had another nigglet inside
honestly shocked me to the core
i thought i was safe
i thought there were no niggers for at least 100km around me
and yet, here this nigger was, at my local park


grow up


calm down mr duke


if you want me to read your post keep it under 20 words


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is that mentally ill freak show still around?


4th shit of the day for me


die shitter


i totally forgot about the major


cs is boring to watch
its p boring to play to the custom games were alright though


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how will sonybrappers ever recover…


stfu gamer


drumpf clowning out hard


*pupils dilate*
*nostrils flare*
did you say drumpf?


i like this old professor
hes comfy to listen to


drumpf? more like DUMP lmao


pad cwaves bwappas cock


so what if he does nothing wrong with a little cocklust


he's a fat old fart


bwappa pip now
me want baby


toot just ban him again


ban him at least over the weekend


thank god toot doesn't listen to you guys


i have toot in my pocket


hell listen to this ;)
*drops toot a couple of dogecoins*


well on the way to robots that can jerk pips at superhuman levels


*skips the raid and goes on the liquor run instead*


someone drop a caveman spongebob on that post


about to start dropping the hard r and poop dolls if i dont start getting some respect in the form of wow tokens or steam games


so warfronts give free 340 gear.. all this time spent doing wqs and mythics is pretty much worthless..




hm might level an alt then


how much does wow cost its unclear what all you need to buy


spent about 15 minutes flying around in a full raid killing rares.. got 4 pieces of 340 loot for doing nothing


cant wait for wow to die


the $15 sub includes all pre bfa content
bfa costs $50 so it's $65 to access current content



what do you guys think of my gf





skeletons friend has some rad locks



its $60 to start from scratch or you can play the first 20 levels for free


oh yeah new accounts get a free month forgot about that…


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all numbers are gay


paying monthly for a baby brained cartoon game lol


i dont believe in numbers


we dont pay monthly we pay with wow tokens which we bought with gold



word we havent paid for anything wow related in years


what is the point of this


i bet working at as a doctor/nurse gradually lowers your estimation of humanity as a whole
lots of dregs pass through


imagine being a nurse and having to wipe some nasty insane old persons ass


poor bastards


i mean being in the workforce or any schooling at all will have the same effect anyway
everyone is fucked


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seems like there are lots of cases of caretaker abuse i doubt they all started out as bitter assholes i think its probably something that festered in them


boles was innocent


the state blew the case


how'd that happen


was crawling around on the floor cleaning and a cord got caught on it and it fell right onto the floor


i hope you've learned your lesson
in the future simply do not clean


*pinches you with my lobster claws*


got my 'tene through carrot curry today
was real good


haven't had a veggies not in the form of a glass of v8 in a while
hope that's got enough of the good stuff


what alex isnt telling you is that the bilderberg human sacrifices have kept the malevolent celestials from overrunning this reality


its not


what the high elders haven't told the lower provincial council is that the celestials aren't actually malevolent


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looks like you'd be better off just taking a vitamin c tablet


fortnite blown the fuck out


Official Call of Duty®: Black Ops 4 Blackout Battle Royale


if i can play it on my gnu/linux machine im buying it
it looks rad


shooter games are mush shit without exception


and that is why we like them


who wants to play some fortnite! im done with wow


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life is stupid and pointless


so am i


i added you its skol sipper but its my main account


i didnt know we have some 12 years old kids here…



we actually have some mental midgets here how does that surprise you


mushed by anime, internet and porn
i had no chance


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i'm mental but i ain't midget


i still refuse to believe it
there is simply no way


holy shit! i had a beer in the freezer last night and forgot about it and somehow a) my dad didnt see it and b) it didnt explode


check out this chubby hapa


whats the 162 cowadooty clan gonna be called?






last console i owned was a xbox 360


we're getting it on xbox 360 right




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holy cow!


how do insurance companies know if youre lying about being a smoker


fucking mit niggers
cant even draw a simple triangle




get on fortnite we almost have a full squad!


sunny has 13 seasons now wtf
i stopped watching at like..season 7 i think


whenever mac got fat i stopped the season before that


all the seasons are still great tho…


i think it went downhill hard after s5. it went from sitcom about believable assholes to wacky zany adventures


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sunny? shes ok
kinda old now


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fucking cia niggers glow in the dark niggers


my granma is celebrating her 80th bday this saturday
my entire day is wasted on these gatherings i really wanna avoid it fuck….


love how american society conditions us to treat our family like hassles


2nd place…


thats exactly what it is
a hassle


i wanna suck some sickzii peener before bed


you dont get to dictate terms


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noone is sucking anything


cmon let me suck


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night cutie


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i dont get fit humor


fit memes are the worst



wheres that dude that wabted to download some pajeet app for dark youtube theme


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it's over fortnite bros
ninja is literally quaking


wish i could smoke weed & watch beyond the black rainbow with jeepers gleepers


sigh wish i had telekinetic powers
id use them for evil mostly


the things i would do to women…
it's for the best that i'm not superpowerful…


ugh should i waste $200 on a new tv.. guess i can wait on a new monitor


havent watched tv in maybe a decade now


yeah it's football season gonna need a tv for that


yea but football season is starting…


id use my telekinetic powers to win big in vegas


*nudges the roulette ball*
heh, big money


gonna have to *snap* these real quick
which big buff black dude are you cheering for this season


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beerboy did you tell your dad about the tv yet?



not yet.. not sure how to break it to him..


new thread jbel edition


still thinking i could go with the cat jumped on the cable box and pulled everything down and maybe hed buy me a new one


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they just banned him from twitter


poor rio takin the heat


the kind of dad that gets angry when you break stuff… maybe he'll break some things too…


imagine if you had a job and you could just buy a new tv?


owned that fat redneck


what if he says you're lying and probably broke it because you were drunk…. could be awkward…


he wouldnt care that i broke my own stuff


listen beerboy however you decide to handle this situation i support you


why dont you just say it was an accident


i dont even have to tell him i broke it at all he would never know


your scheming is endless


youre overthinking this


listen beerboy you dont deserve a new tv
fuck you






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beerboy's frustrated rage finally boiled over. he saw red and when he came to the tv was smashed. similar things have happened before and theres no way his dad will believe whatever story he spins


ok thats a bit much..


scam newton
julio jones
adam thielen
zeke elliot
devonta freeman
greg olsen
devin funchess
royce freeman
zuerlein (kicker)
minn skol defense

here we go


never made a team


we should do a daily fantasy league for 162


but waking up your neighbors every night isn't? dude go fuck yourself you really are an unbelievable piece of shit :)


yeah as long as you do literally all the preparatory work im in


my money is on the big buff black dudes


hey piss off retard nobody talks to beergod like that



beerboy do you ever reflect on your own actions or is your wet ass florida brain incapable of doing that?


i have two big buff white dudes
and i wanted to get a shorter buff white dude but he was taken one pick before it was my turn…


if i was bbs dad and he told me the same car broke his tv i would put rio down then spank bb




if i was bbs dad id kms for seeing how my son turned out


id probably do it if i were my own dad too


if i was bbs dad neither of us would have turned out this way


depressing bully hours i skadaddle


ive broken lots of stuff in fits of rage and despair while drunk
broke computers cut up all my g303 g502 g600 smashed my ducky shine mini and kul es87 stabbed a screw driver through my desk a bunch
ripped my shirt in half and passed out on my sheetless bed drinking steel reserve 411


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just tasted my earwax by accident


The Washington Post's Analysis of Star Wars' Toxic Fandom Doesn't Go Deep Enough


+1 word it's rotten to the core and full of entitled manbabies


steel reserve is a menace


maybe the original star wars were something special i dunno they came out more than a decade before i was born but everything star wars related in my lifetime have essentially been toy commercials

i guess kotor was alright


gleepy smokes on the reg but he doesnt smoke on the reg




we stand with alex jones


we lay with naughty tbabes




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Even Though I Became A Woman … The Incomplete Femaleization Makes The Lower Body A Futanari! What?3 I Became An Angel Of A White Robe With A Perfect Female Body I Am …



nah you can survive getting knifed in the tummy


speaking from experience?


he already bled out dude


he'll be fine


we've all survived multiple shankings


my dad would tell me to walk it off


k says getting stabbed is way worse than getting shot


who is k




is he an ER doctor or field medic


sounds like a stupid generalization
its all about the caliber


it looked like a big knife


it's all about preconditioning
bullets and knives only hurt because you think they hurt


wheres hbt hes an expert on cutting


not stabbing


theyre both in the same laceration ballpark


yeah okay maybe like hockey and the velodrome


stabbing kills people. slicing just makes them bleed


cut my life in two pieces


i chop


sigh vince…he didnt deserve what that whore did to him..


projected temperature today? 95 and sunny
i wake up freezing from my cranked ac and its 75 out and theres a thunderstorm


stop projecting



we dont get the flu shot here because we know it doesnt work


dont those things cost money lol


*pops a truvada*


and yet you expect them to predict the average temperature in 50 years
*sips super male vitality*


time to game


*steams into the senate off my head on alphabrain pills and starts gaslight harassing all the senators*


i read somewhere that (besides the general dragnet surveillance) the nsa keeps dedicated tabs on something like ~200,000 americans which basically account for every ceo, local federal & state politician, university professor, news editor and book publisher in the country (along with various other people of interest)


rumor has it toot is one of the 200k and we're part of some psych experiment


toots the one who knocks




who is we?


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what the fuck…





my whole life is just a big fucking cringe compilation


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>Goldman CFO at @TechCrunch regarding rumors of rolling back crypto desk "Fake news."



imagine being born in the the gold man empire


imagine being born a nigger cattle wrangler…


imagine having your shoes on inside your house


imagine making a new freaking thread


think i might get drunk tonight last night needs a do over


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