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tins office….


bump lol


*tires screech in the distance*


*accelerates into the new thread*
you called?


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*revs engine*
i call this the red blur *accelerates*


fuck a beat i go acapella


sounds like something a dumb nigger would come up with





i come to 162 to escape the racism


tell me that aeron isnt beautiful
god i just wanna plop down
do some…accounting….number crunching…net surfing….perhaps a bit of video gaming….


maybe i was going to buy an aeron at one point… but that was a long time ago… i've since moved on to other things…


long time ago….. or maybe it was yesterday…..
cant even tell with these antidees…..
or maybe im accelerating too fast…….


buy one of those gamer girl dx racer chairs


im going to buy an aeron no matter what
not yet
once bitcoin is worth 4k i'll sell some and buy it fully loaded polished chrome chassis everything


end of the year then?


those smart business decisions are finally paying off…


yeah by january 1st 2018 i'll be plopped down in an aeron
well maybe not because it seems the fully loaded ones take 4 weeks to load up and ship


if the sun gives us yellow beams why is the sky blue


something something *accelerates* etc


In his spare time, he enjoys watching professional wrestling, drinking beer and bicycling.[1]



just closed 3 tabs
they were useless


im closing every tab
lying down
pondering my next move


i must have 300+ tabs open
it would take me days to close useless ones


just close your browser
start over…


shut up redditor!!

*ctrl tab's into 7 different reddit tabs*


lol only girls have more than 7 tabs open at a time


wish i was a girl


me too


girls don’t have any tabs open
there are apps for fb/twitter/insta y’know


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if i was a girl i could get crowds of people to touch me


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id go right for the vagina…


theres too many hands there probably have better luck on the b***hole


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girls huh


got any pics of cute girls who accidentally wet themselves?


that's an impressive knot


wow you're tall


*complains about faggots*

heh, that'll stop them


to be honest
my life revolves around starcraft


time to jerk off to gay porn


you deserve a you


i deserve to be dead


i shouldve gone…


beginning to think theres more than just 2 genders…


sickzii is probably gonna fuck at the beach


that reminds me
cut my foot on gay sinclaired glass or something i had been shaking the dust out of
cut it last night.. on that…


i will beat depression and live a fulfilling meaningful life !


jk about that last comment


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looks like she's having a seizure



*accelerates so fast i start to deterritorialize*


i accelerate backwards


no you are accelerating too fast
ive never seen anyone accelerate at that pace and make it through in one piece


lol the water fast meme died so fast, i wonder why


we accelerate. its just our nature to


*sees anime*
*accelerates away*


im the fastest thing alive..


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took an hour nap; not happy


i might be slow now but just way… an a coup


hmmm.. dont even feel that bad after drinking last night.. could have been a few factors really.. took a day off before drinking last night… stuck to vodka only… ate and drank water before falling asleep…



dropped a slice o' 'zah and it didn't drop on the toppings side :))))))


sick freak thats bug food now~


thats a nice desk top


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doin a bit of early drinkin


*gets in the zone*
yeah, yyeeaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh~


what if 2oot is a girl >//////<


what is that supposed to be a fish


*registers @rape.lol email*


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based vomit loli


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*slams fist*


are pedophiles even real?


*throws 5$ at 2oot*

add flags, IDIOT


a nice normal lookin girl..with a hidden sexy secret : her legs look nice


you threw the wrong currency bubs


security crashed by hacket


based coin bro


put the legs on a jgirl


jew girl?


that monkey is really cute
how do i get that monkey on my desk top


what vape should i get for smoking the weed



space vape


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odds fap to gay stuff
evens fap to straight stuff


G*d has spoken


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stop posting such hideous things



do you think the guy standing there filming it is getting paid?


me on the right sickzii on the left






there are too many indians. this is plain for anyone to see


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1.1 billion?
a nuke or two wouldnt hurt


*doesnt swipe up*


*raises harry truman from the dead*


*tips fedora*
good day to you m'edge


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why do u save this gay shit?


take a wild fucking guess idiot




its too late



id like to hear him admit it for yourself


toot we arent a gay site dont let them do that


how do u know thats not me


i'll fuckin make it rain doge coins if you get rid of the gay idiot


i like to jo to it




why :s


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gotta un-gay this place a bit


faggot shit
i sleep

drawn cartoons havin s*x
real shit


the elite made you gay


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quadroon girls….


or 3


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loved this movie as a kid
fuck the gorgonites tho


the gorgonites were the good guys you stupid nigger


the gorginates were a bunch of fucking hippy pussies and their feel-good message of friendship and tolerance glorified weakness. theres no wonder why they were all freaks

the commandos on the other hand were a crack-team of all-american boys, dedicated to their mission




youre a stupid fucking gorilla nigger that probably goes around beating your monkey nigger chest with your fat arms thinking "strong good. big strong. large strong"

the gorgonites were noble peaceful beings that just wanted to return to their home planet


im leaving until 162 janny cleans up the pornograph


wasnt allowed to watch movies because then demons would possess me


i think this is the first time in a while hes been on templeos…..is his binge finally over…


the gorgonites had no home planet idiot. they were the creation of some dipshit toy creator played by david cross. their 'home planet' as well as their entire mission was a bullshit illusion programmed into them. frankly, they were a weak link and the commandos had every right to exterminate them much like america did to the native americans


frasier retard nigger monkey


okay now you just revealed yourself to be a racist /pol/ idiot

were done here


no he still has a fuckton of beer left…….



he only has like 60 beers…


speakin of beers are we drinkin tonight?


that foofoo lame shit… i aint with it..


its manifest destiny and the kid & his family upset the natural order by taking the side of the gorgonites because they were taken in by the shallow and illusory message of 'peace and harmony'
there could be no peace as long as these two diametrically opposed forces existed. 'peace' meant the extermination of one or the other, by supporting the gorgonites you just advocate for the death of the commandos, hypocritically terming it 'peace'.


ur just mad u and the commandos got fucked retard
the pen is mightier than the sword


stopped reading at destiny
really hate that faggot


said i would quit drinking yesterday but now im just drinking whiskey cause no one would tell me how to make beer out of whiskey


time and time again i tell myself
i'll stay clean tonight


what 'pen'? those retarded gorgonite FREAKS (lets call them what they are) probably couldnt even write.


they spoke and wrote not only their own language but english as well you idiot
how many languages do the commandos know? exactly


anyone else notice a difference in their shits when drinking vodka vs drinking beer?


im gay


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i mean look at this motley crew of misshapen idiots, would you trust these freaks to baby sit your kids? let alone protect your country


ive never done good things


how many of those grotesque mistakes look like they could even pick up a pen and write their own name


final fantasy x has a great ost


just that stupid ass water dodgeball shit….


anyway im done with this convo, think im gonna go to the gas station get an energy drink and shoplift some candy


viii is great too and vi and vii and kind ix too…



reminds me of some people…


that theres some nigger behavior *adjusts overalls*


fidget spinned today

it was ok


grow up


dont blame me, its the anomie from living in a city


what the fuck does anomie mean
i tyhink u meant anime dude…


the epic animes…


the anime from living in a city…


>Anomie (/ˈænəˌmi/) is a "condition in which society provides little moral guidance to individuals".[1] It is the breakdown of social bonds between an individual and the community


A style of Japanese film and television animation, typically aimed at adults as well as children.



i dont feel so good


whats eatin ya sport?


for homework i want all of you to read the seminal sociological paper of Emile Durkheim - "Suicide" (1897)


cmon sport


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oh god i have to read this shit again


did we like ping pong the animation?


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one reddit gold for you sir
splendid job on that joke
made me and my wife laugh out loud in starbucks


yeah i did


ye i liked it
one of the few cartoons in the last couple of years i actually watched


i get so pumped up for the techno song in that anime its so awesome


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redditors are the infidels


what song


bought some snv chips and they taste… off…


trying to find it right now hold on
theres a few i like on that soundtrack


cockwizard >____<


*holds on*




whats our favorite court ruling from 2005-2010?


are we watching bw:r tomorrow


only if you tell me the eta


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hmm… yes… good


that mouse looks fucked


hero appears + hero theme
especially extended hero theme because its over twice as long..
its so cool


racing chair…..
thats our chair yes….




and the extended version has a longer build up into the…i dunno what you call things in music…the main part


we don't use anything less than a fully loaded aeron…


not yet i dont…but soon….yes very soon….


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hmm no lumbar support… nah


ah lumbar support is the integral part of any fully loaded aeron


also why is size B so common… it wont support me…


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i got my yogurt game on


cant you buy the lumbar thing seperately
i'll go look


i'm horny now because of the tit gook


sort yourself out


human garbage. thats what i call people that aren't me



ahem….that means $455 for an aeron with posture fit support…good deal as long as they didnt fart in it too much before…


negativity is poison


the only used ones are size B
no one buys C… ah the rare coveted size C aeron… when will we meet…


*sips redbull through a sour punch straw*


just buy it already
nothing bad is going to happen because you bought it


crippling debt… thats not that bad i guess…


i'm gonna email herman miller and ask if he can give me a 'ron for free


its a business not a charity


we gotta stop talkin about this chair or im gonna freakin buy it


that review guy could probably get one if he reviewed it on his channel…


wanna get a switch……………………….. for splatoon


helllllo and welcome everyone its time for another…..chair reeeviewww




hey herm i'm one snap card away from starving but i need a 'ron
hook a brother up *writes address*


i have a switch
been unplugged for a while now…


which big nigger mma guy are we rooting for?

kinda like jon jones.. likes to get drunk and do cocaine and do nigger stuff like get into hit and runs..



herman miller has a stock….maybe i should buy $1100 worth of shares instead of the chair…


they aint doin so hot…


id use the money to kms


kinda flat eh….


im getting fake (You)s now too


chair sales are down…


would be a good comeback for jon, but if cormier can make it happen it will continue the rivalry


not for long…if you catch my drift…


haha yeah i get you (no idea)


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oh yeah??



theres just 2 ugly girls fighting rigth now… when do the big black dudes fight


*accelerates past the haters*


i have a credit card….~$7500 available credit…thats only like 1/7th the card limit….
a fully loaded aeron, un-farted on (new), polished chassis, lumbar support adjustable arms….just pay it off in a year…



main event…last fight


stop twitter flexing about your money dude im not impressed


*decelerates you*


dr zhivago…


first of all its not my money lol…its a credit card
and secondly


*adds your momentum to my own acceleration and speeds up*


feel sick again




thats racist.


no dont try
nobody ever managed to go faster than the speed of light
you will not make it


its not racist if everyone is a nigger


the speedforce…


thats just what the haters say *accelerates*


england is my city


accelerationism has nothing to do with the alt-right right? i dont wanna be part of that


nobody ever helps me


no dont…. please…..


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net neutrality boys ww@


*skin starts flying off of my face as i reach speeds hitherto unmatched by man* must….go….faster….


theres no way hitherto is a word



i dont think anyone really gets accelerationism
in fact by the very definition of accelerationism every time you think you finally grasped the definition it changes again


net neutrality is a reddit concept
we are anti net neutrality here


abolishing net neutrality is a good thing
imagine the speed…


no >.<


plop down

on the haters


get me a 10Gbps connection stat






where i can get a denim jacket like that , bro ?




banana republic


dads doing the laundry… might crank the ac a bit..


*applies to a few jobs*
theres only so much rejection i can take…


when you are done with the interview and they ask you if you have any questions
make sure you ask them about the chairs you are gonna be sitting in




if you have any less than herman miller's fully loaded aerons in the break room, i walk


dx racer? i walk
aeron? i sit


we sit


havent been to an interview before but id make sure to ask for a gaming chair





hey mind if i wheel a dx racer in here and plop down?


if the interviewer isn't sitting on one you should walk too


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get the fuck out of my office


did they fug


LMAO first 10 fucking seconds
jesus christ

well at least hes doing templeos videos again, 4 today
now he just needs to start programming again


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little mother fuckers


little monkey fuckers


its that light skin connection


the entire video is fucking great holy shit
i really hope this means terry is back


just press f1 and read all this shit lmao


"oh its a little toy"
fuck you its not a fucking toy its gods fucking temple you piece of shit

little monkey niggers btfo forever holy shit


i wonder why there are certain games labelled 'fun games' and a few games labelled 'unfun games'
lol unfun games


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i believe him when he says its the most advanced os

i could probably use it but im too stupid with that stuff



very insightful


nope not ambient for long
they're gonna go full tech


what kinda mice we usin
my zowie mouse wheel is dyin after about 4 years…


hey guys!!! im home!!!


ready to post?


no not yet i need to refill my vodka drink


oh shit i gotta get moving
time to drink


some logitech mouse


do u like it


ah yes


what am i supposed to get from that??





*trips you*




*gets up, brushes off the dust and continues pacing unphased*


*watches, jaw agape*


gonna get drunk


me too i just poured my first beer!


prolonged sitting is NOT good for you


old oblomov learned the hard way….




not even that old


woooooooo *wiggles butt* here we go


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step 5's ww@?


*stares closer*


step 1 :3




wait is saovq dead or what


every step seems like me tbh




def 7



>America was founded on the heroic efforts of gender-fluid soldiers like Deborah Sampson
explain yourselves amerifats


i guess things started to go wrong for me when i got raped in juvy



>zii's color

your ok toot..


im ok?


cant understand what this infirm hunchback preacher is saying
where is joy




pretty sure shes usually at the 3rd service


guess who might be gay!!!


is joy a lesbo


she used to be :)


not me


being gay is impossible… women are so beautiful and soft


it's the globalists…first they turned frogs gay then humans…


amen, truly our prayers can be answered


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just cried hard for 15 minutes… feel a lot better now


theyre dabbing wtf!!!!!!!!


whyd u ccry


thinkn bout timothy reiner


hes fuckin queer


defined muscles, pecs
that’s what girls like, not guys


im afraid ure gay


hey if we ever met in rl would any of you let me dab into your elbow


dont even know what that means


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wish my chair had a small basket attached to it for my cat to chill in


haven't faped or drinked since tuesday


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omo that’s the soft stuff


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sick fucking freak get that faggot shit off my screen




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2oot hes posting kid stuff now!!!!!!!


im pretty desensitized :/


im pretty


word we are pretty


I'm fat


phone shit


*stabs you with an ali baba sword*
*executes you halal style*
*turns you into a kebab*


hi, yes. 1 kebab please. yes. thankyou


what has science done…


*spits on you*
we dont serve your kind here


lots oof things


we in the accelerationist community say : not enough


bye forever



im not glad hes gone
im glad hes dead


dead to us


+1 that guy suck'd


i will miss you…best wishes


remember us when you make it big


gonna liquidate my assets i guess fuck it


*puts aeron for sale on craigs list*
that should do it


about to make a post




yes hes here


what hath god wrought


yay our favorite poster is here


*cracks knuckles*
*eyes roll back in head*
*turns psycho*
*looks for a victim to bully*


*bends over in front of you*


whoa check out thAT BUTT!!!!!


*takes off my shoe and whacks your ass with it*
fucking retard!!!




is anyone here not anti semitic


I bet tossposter isn't even Indian

he's prob one of tinny' s alt personalities


do you really want to get put in more lists?


thats a wild theory…


the most anti-semitic people ive ever known were jewish


the racist thoughts are going through my head again… this only happens when i drink…


im not racist


thoughts on atheist nigger monkeys?


wonder what the precise amount of times ive jo'd to completion is
its easily in the thousands


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tbh i feel weak without the beacon record software at my disposal


back to your cage tinny


i'd wager 5k




40 lashes for tin


you could ballpark it pretty easily… but precise… hmmm… seemingly impossible to figure out…



you count the wrinkles on your balls to find out percisely


lets see..been jerking off for about 16 years…
*number crunches*
5792 days…

5k is the answer


off to the local womens college we go!


i went through a period of 5-7 jos per day… my numbers are inflated…


thousands of cummsies


i did like 20 cums in a row once
not proud


hi? yes, i'd like to speak to the woman who counted the koi fish rings


this is she


um yes, well you see… i hear you take on year long projects… estimating things. correct?


cuz im one step closer to the edge! im about to break!!!
R.I.P. chester


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i got a new dance for yall called the soulja boy


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go on…


im super angry right now so just dont even bother me ok?




how do you even feel emotions anymore that aren't just dread and shame?


is 'rapey' an emotion
i feel like that a lot


keep reachin for the eyebrow hair but its gone forever… loved twirling it



UGH just STOP already


koi fish edible?????????????


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*blames marilyn manson for all the school shootings*


actually that was the globalists too


emily is a very nice girls name. i want to fuck an emily


oh gosh are you trying to kiss me


what happens after life
which religion is the right one


kid sims


what do you think about samantha. i used to go to aol chat rooms that would rate couples names and samantha always got the highest ratings


life happens after life


rebooted, reconfigured, reborn


samantha… well personally i dont like it because i have had a few male friends named sam
so it is a masculineish name for me…


lesbian chat rooms


those were the days yes


and katie is a good one too… would really love to fuck a katie…


hope to fu*k a sam someday


nintendo is what genesisn't


my pandora playlist knows me so well


i dont get it. i dont get the joke


fucking retard

genesis blew your shitty nigger system out of the water


knock knock


whos there


*locks door*


tinny who


banana phone


snes was better but i still definitely love the genesis


who tinny who who who


its me


i dont care what you like


*knocks harder*


based reddit bro we love nintendo XD


doin a bitta singin again




IM DWONIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


*harmonizes with you*


i didnt know she had the g.i. joe kungfu grip


super mario world


you guys are spamming again i see… ok


shut up 2oot


but you knew she was 11 you sick freak


someones in one of those moods
you know the ones…i get em too…lots of posts…very negative about everything…


what are you moody about, be specific


just bought a rare slayer cassette for $38


had fun playing the sims with you guys


just bought a epic slayer cassette for $38


dont belittle my purchase wownigger


fuck you bitch


ahhhh 1991 sony walkman


do we buy tapes


that freaking bitch who raped her cat live on stream kneecoleslaw is unbanned from twitch already!! i object!!!!!!


drank too much whiskey @___0


yeah i went to go look at her boobies for a min


id love to have a vaporwave tape collection but thats an expensive hobby to get into





i resubbed to her
its just a fucking cat dude all she did was pick it up reddit faggots overreacted


*gets into it*
not too expensive actually that guys exaggerating


*gets into it too*




tried to get into the rap game in high school but damn… its hard… i have no flow!


*beats your butt*


this is what meat eating millennials think is animal abuse



harder mommy


my moms cooked 3 meals a day every single day for like 30 or 40 YEARS and she still cant cook! women! am i right??


kitty >.<


are right


gotta zoom to the store ahhhhhh


she almost killed her cat./… if u cant see that then i dont even know… u probably never handle a animal in your life


your an idiot


hey idiots




just stfu
you post too much


call me that again ill knock your teeth out your butt


*shoots a cat with a bow and arrow*

hows that for animal abuse, sweety?


thats nothing… you seen that kneecoleslaw clip???


*catches arrow*


*unquivers another and takes aim*


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reminder to donate to me guys, seriously
help out with some of the costs. stop being freeloaders.


*shows you who's the boss*


kneecoleslaw really didnt abuse the cat

she was just holding onto it and the cat didnt want to be held so it freaked out and started making noises

she wasnt choking it or anything just like hugging it


chill i'm just learning to set up


let me hug your neck and tighten the grip as i please




imagine being in ww2 and running out to drag your wounded friend back to saftey but you get shot and died


cant imagine it cause id be at home watching mlp


she has her dog on stream right now
just waiting for her to handle it even slightly aggressively so i can clip it and get her banned again


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got me a diet pepsi lets see what we can make of this

fooooooooood review!


wonder if the state will pay for my comfort eagle


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if you think i'm giving up my home in inglewood for some niggerhoop stadium you're dead wrong!!!!


wonder if they're white


guess everyones watching ufc :\






quick who do i bet on








ufc watchers are norms
you’re not watching cause you like buff guys, you’re watching it so you can look cool for your coworkers when they interrogate you


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send some coins my way if you're watchin UFC like me!!


so this guy who i recently met through my old friend actually reads that "real social dynamics" stuff


yea maybe if i had a job…



send some BTC my way :)


>my favorite big buff man-hugger is stronger than your big buff man-hugger!



go watch anime kid *high fives my bros*


rofl that was fast


lost 5 bucks


jk didnt get it in fast enough. okay i went with evinger, woodly, lawler, jones. only care that evinger wins cause hes a huge underdog


did you check your couch cushions


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meant to post this…


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lol did u pay for it…


des… pa… CITO!!!!


evinger is a female -.-


that bitch better win my $45


all i want is to get to cook for myself but my mom keeps making these horrible meals and monopolizes the kitchen


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>wanna fap but cant

feels like a conundrum


justino was pretty much the reason they made the division…


did she build hotels…


fuck off tin


dying for globalists huh. hmm can't remember the name of that thing… oh well


mormonism is the true white man's religion


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uh oh tinny


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check it out tinny! pretty sexy! big dicks touching! oh lala



this should be a preloaded image you can select, like a flag
just force the meme


after all these years… i think uhhhh
i think i'm ready to finally take the red pill
where do i start


the macy conference… no the umm


read dylann roof’s manifesto






what i was trying to say is that your suggestion is fucking stupid


how so
dylann explains pretty much everything you need to know


timothy mcveigh was created in an underground mcdonalds labratory


dylan roof killed a senator you know
something like that

basically all these mass shooter memes are memes and roof certainly did not write that manifesto


lets go lawler *clap clap, clap clap clap*


stop talking about mcdonalds now i want mcdonalds


i want a pancake but i don't wanna get up and cook one :-/


wish my area had ubereats


please make me one too


i'm also not hungry


not hungry just thirsty *sips*


hol up, so u be sayin roof dindu nuffin?




having someone to cook for…. thats honestly what i need…


kill me


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hmm pretty based tbh


what is that the tale of two cities lmao


yeh he wuz sayin 'imma shoot that university up, dey got 7 days to live,' but i didnt think much of it


black… white… men… wo0men… pip… reverse-pip… to me its all the same


culture creation
its another tentacle of the globalists


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is the burger king hotdog any good


*wills to power*


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yes hmmm


seven eleven your neighborhhood store


if we could get rid of all networking, have everyone wear full body burqas and not refer to anyone by name even themselves for 12 months, well really full on communism when you think


that was disappointing


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i should clean the stove one day…


his nipples are really low


just get married and have your wife do it


how much did you win on lawler?


i should order a thai wife one of these days… one advertised as a virgin of course… the extra money is worth it…


back from the store
got some vod…


make sure to check before you commit to anything


the ol 'ol eh?


yea that will surely work


alright boys, the chick fight is coming up about to make some big money


whats the link for this ufc stuff i wanna watch


why do people still fist fight when knives and spears and guns and stuff


because watching someone get brain damage is funnier than watching them die


r/mmastreams pick the one that doesnt lag for you


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so this happened when i tried to flip it…. happened last time too
i think i forgot to add some essential ingredient that makes it not fall apart… hmm
wonder if i added an egg


nevermind got a link
good quality too…


which girl are we betting on hurry




1.rent a boat
2.get a iphone
3.find a bunch of hobos
4.get some swords and stuff
5.sail into international waters
6.the greatest payperview of all time


i bet on evinger the udnerdog its like 10x return


or you could bet on the other girl and make a penny on the dollar


-1087 for the justino girl phew….cant do that


she's the underdog for a reason though


tha cyborg..


a girl that looks like a man named chris who is the favorite.. hmm


Oops! Wagering on one or more events on your betslip has been closed.

:/ just gonna kick back n enjoy the show until next fight


where can i bet?




bruce buffer


do u have some coins?
if so nitrogensports.eu

if not i dunno its banned in usa


i used to bet on bodog


you know what would be a good name for a holy priest?

Brucebuffer.. get it because they cast buffs lol




i use betdsi on my phone. put $50 in of btc a while ago… i dont ever plan on cashing out though






why did i put $5 on this turd




doin a little bettin…a little drinkin…checkin the ol coins…






ayy my girl is eye pokin for my money


nobody cared about my pancake pic huh… i threw it away


i enlarged it
thats all though




yeah you see this webm kid?
i made it


i hope she wins for you


i thought you were making cream of mushroom soup in the first pic.. thought you were tinny



that pudgy blonde is dead


black people are inferior to white people


they can jump better than we can


doing a little voddin'


just a bit…


belluci on the beat


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we like girls without makeup here


woulda won my bet of over/under rounds
over 1.5 : +250


'6 flags over georgia, i got 9 rides' hmm….


is that our guy fedposter..


hher hair is getting undone…


hey fedsmoker…its your girl garby gummo..


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these are the kinds of girls we like




this is the end of it


RIP $5


i dont like any of that stuff




love plucking my cowlick


alright tyron woodley vs demian maia
whats the official 162 pick


wish i had courage.. hmm

google "how to attain courage"


already said my picks



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hehe go buy us a drink nerd :P


if maia survives the first few rounds he will submit woodley in the later rounds


1-1. $20 on the line. made $8 back…


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no, that's not what i meant


told you to go justino…


but i could have made 45…


alexa obtain and post proof of tupacs lifehood


went with maia….


whos maia fighting


tyron woodley


tyron woodley.. sounds like a white guy




maia..miata… i bet on the wrong guy. i hope miatadriver wins this one screw my 5 bucks


*peels out*


would you believe your eyes


a thousand fireflys




rip chester…




first of all rip to my chester
- miata driver


*gets a job as security*
*jogs to the octagon*


holy shit miata is ripped


forget simulation theory
this is hybrid theory


u guys ever play fight night?
those were fun…back when i had friends…


holy cow this black guy is wearing beats he looks tough wonder if he's bald or has a fade


the boxing game? yeah me and the boys would play that during the ol' drop out of college days


only played it once


*takes socks off*
*kicks miatadrivers ass*


woodley is a big ol spook huh




cmon miata…


gettin some takedowns..


woodley looks really strong..


miata has to take him down and choke him


i know like a gorilla…its scary


big ol spook…


how is he going to drive with an eye like that


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*revs engine*


someone take screenshots of miatadriver




not lookin good


free my nigga oj if im bein completely honest


late night fob




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*crashes into you*


crowd getting a little restless with maia's tactics…


revvin the ol engine but not squeelin the tires…


a lil booin i see..


that's his ace in the hole…




odds water
evens one more beer
0 provoke the coyotes outside




nothin wrong with another beer…


i was supposed to go to a mma party today but i didnt cause im a loser idiot


*hands miata ab eer*


i have a mayweather mcgregor party that i already canceled on


*shadow clone jutsu*


*swerves the haters*




made a reaction channel but… no subs yet…


young khalifa.. fillin my lugnes with reefer!


i already subbed to a 162 youtube channel


whatever im going to bed
*flips open my ipad*


i will blow up on youtube trust me
i have… the formula…


our driver is making it to the final round for the title…


"he's driving forward" our guy


but not squealin the ol tires


wassup youtube its ya boi liam back with another reaction video

thats my intro so far…


thats pretty good


boring! boring! boring!






rip miata


what if the black girls at work find my youtube channel…


they might kiss you


its a tough road to stardom…sometimes you gotta get a few laughs in at your expense..


*puts a shirt on you*
thanks for the paycheck


ugh dont get me started asbout the black girls at work


*holds a can of monster*
thanks for the paycheck


*sips a beer* ahem…paycheck…?


um who are you


who do you even know here bro


okay so its all in on this last fight. i either lose 4 bucks or gain a dollar… for the total bets of the night


all my doge coins on this guy losing his bet


post your doge address bitch i'll post mine


money up



fuck u toot lets go


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hey guys im a huge fucking faggot please give me money PLEASE I BEG OF YOU


sorry im broke *pens some more steven universe fanfic*




i lied. i dont have any coins im a no coiner


please let jones win miata driver was a bust


*won money off of maia losing*


cmon cormier
my doge are on the line here




what song even is this


im unsure which black man i bet on


i think its mid-00s rap i forget the name


right above it by lil wayne and drake


dc hwaiting >.<


got my vod ready for the big event


wish it wouldnt buffer so much


lol get it


how are you guys watching this? link me up


i already drank 7 tall cans… should i crack one more for the final…




its the main event…


if that guy loses 4 dollars im gonna win a fortune in doge coins


who am i suppose to root for they're both black


lets go jones *stomp clap, stomp stomp clap*


the nerdy looking one



jon jones is a coke fiend


*rapes and murders a migrant girl*
yeah so what no one will miss her


*misses her*


a;right im rooting for the carlton looking guy


the streams dont work on ipad…


is there anything an ipad can do


it can play candy crush bitch


um im rooting for the guy in the white skirt i think idk whose who i just ave 5 bucks on the line


the fate of 162 rests on this match…


shut the fuck up put some doge on the line!!!!


ow muc doge can i get for 5 bucks


ug the h key is actin up again


man that stream so is choppy x_x


u jealous lol


please channel for cormier


crony ay iss wearing a poop pad


bets on dota*


2857.22 doge for 5 americans




im jonsin for a jones win


oh no cormier is lookin good…


man i tried liking black people
i did
but i just cant get behind the whole thing you know


for the padders


its not worth hating the black people
just too much effort wasted that could be used to hate the elite


wow who fuckin cares about the padders delete your post dude


not confident in my jones bet


oh let the padders have some fun
theyre so unfortunate…give em a lil fun once in a while


im trying to delete but theres no password im sorry


girls with big boobs


ill bet on those anyday


wait do i have to throw doge if cormier wins or jones wins i forget


just follow your heart


your right




and it is all



rip carlton


man i would give anything to get into the octagon with tin
i would carve him up real nice…


damn my boy lost i guess
oh well


shin to face holy shit


yay i made $1+ tonigt baby



all my doges…


all thats left is for toot to suck my fucking dick like the little bitch he is


all the favorites won… only bet on one underdog strategically


gambling is dangerous O____O


i dont usually watch this do they let the guy wail on em like that even if their down
he really got wooped on


everyone that i said would win won…


yea cause they could recover but this time he couldn't


thanks joe


wouldnt it be funny if one the fighters called the other a nigger..


yeah but how could i bet on the chick fight when i would have won 18 cents… still won a dollar


he shouted out to me (the hater)


yeah but it seemed pretty obvious he wasnt gettin up…


shout out to the haterz


sometimes they're not out and an early ref stoppage would be bad


england is my city


this is for the haterz <o/


"let your family down, let your friends down.."
i bet on the right guy


cyborg is going to rearrange this poor girl


im a hater so what


interviewing a guy while he's sobbing lmao nice manners joe


'we're here with the LOSER still in tears from his EMBARRASSING DEFEAT we all witnessed just moments ago, say what exactly do you like feel right now?'


hmmm lost $10 bux but that was fun…now what do i do


good night sweet prince


just learned how to spot a fake rolex


you have to win them back


162, how much is 10 usd in doge coin


how, is it the 4?


5714.44 doge


ugh it depends man im not getting into it i dont like being questioned honestly


well fuck you too idiot, keep ur gay facts to urself next time!!!!


fuckin freaks




omg that guys mustache lmao


man call me an idiot one more time i fucking dare you
fake ass rolex wearing midget lookin bitch


thhanks to that guy who mentioned ufc i owe ya a dollar




lonely times ahead




hope toot can still afford 162 after his losses tonight…


is she even underage?


hmm.. yes


i like to play


we play


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i wasn't even here


pretty much have the thread to myself now…


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alright /v/….lets see em…


starting to fart more.. think my hangover is finally clearing up..


my memory isnt so good anymore


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fart dot com


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i made that top 10 games thing but then i deleted because i was embarrassed to show you guys lol



did you have sc2…


no of course not


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post chairs


this was pretty hard and not in any order plus i cheated a little
1. mischief makers
2. tactics ogre (the gba one)
3. bomberman 64
4. thps3
5. dark souls
6. zelda oot/wind waker/awakening
7. starfox 64
8. harvest moon
9. pokemon red
10. dragon warrior 3


actually i dont know if those are my favorite games or not those are just the ones i have the happiest memories playing


top 10
1. chex quest
2. minesweeper
3. airplane simulator 2013
4. bugs bunny crazy castle
5. the chao garden in sonic adventures 2
6. chess 64
no other games worth mentioning


why does everyone leave at the same time


people stop posting so i stop posting


do we like dj dougpound?






*boots up 4. bugs bunny crazy castle*


yes i'll have 1 medium-rare gook


another wasted day


what did you plan on doing?





*huffs a scythian funeral pyre*


got some beers in the freezer.. not sure if i want to drink them.. already 4am…


im gay btw


uhhh gook haha


So as I was saying no one is born gay


heard the n word
v upset, words have meaning


gook night!!


dead site




been getting the stinkiest farts
pooped yesterday
it was really big but nothing special. what the frig


i dare you to text that to your mother


big fan of norm mcdonald


i texted it to my mother



can anyone explain this to me


people are dumb


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cracked the first beer..



why is launch event 2 weeks before launch :/


why is my dick up your butt


because it was itchy in there and i needed something to apply the medicated salv


ill aply something more :3


planarian worms in all my tanks… what the fuck man…


aquariumboy cant do anything right


where were these fags when my first fish that only ate live food was dying because i had no live food?


its true…


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they found grr….


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i feel like they'd start trying to go inside and thats the worst


wheres gyuri i dont wanna hear this white FUCK talk


whos grr?!?!?!?!???!?!!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!???


that white guy that beat the koreans in prehistoric times and then promptly retired


screw this im watching death note until they start playing


flash getting a lil fat


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keep posting hot boys i appreciate it


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it start


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me on the right


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8am already a few shots in


time toWACK OFF




wonder if hes revving up the ol' 'ata


sickzii on the left


40k posts huh…..
you boys sure like to post


i sure do


sickziis omorod getting deeper… vibrating with his every heartbeat… in and out slowly…… nnnyaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


so is guyri there
or am i wasting my time watching this shit


everything you do is a waste of time fag


we just got linked…


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what is this place


hell >:)


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What is this place???




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cheng xiao…


did she show her boobs yet……


no you circus freak shes pure


the only circus freak is is cheng xiao
with her fucking flips and shit
now what i want to see is her flipping around topless
with her big boobies flapping around
yeah that would be a sight to see, id pay for that


a lot of people in vg rn…..
should we tell them about 162….


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you really are a sick motherfucker!!!




smash that like button and dont forget to subscribe


post some gravure hoties


tell me you wouldnt wanna see that….
and ill tell you you are a fucking homo gay faggot


im gay


wtf someone actually linked us
dumb idiot


you want your little club to stay secret? well it's not, dumbass


nigger fucking bitch!!!!!


im gonna stop posting until these -OUTSIDERS- stop invading my secret club



activate the samson option NOW


this place was born of the chaff.. the weak and retarded


grow up




toot is a good boy idiot


gonna post this place on reddit if you keep talking, faggot


it bothers me


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heres a welcoming gift for the newboys

this is what we post here


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jokes on you i don't even need sauce


yeah well i posted it first bitch


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me on the right sickzii on the left



they know their buyers dont they


though it was probably a dumb buy cuz i break sticks a lot


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welcome newfriends! enjoy your stay!! <3 <3


yoyo india miata


veegee is really bad now…oh well…

think theyll leave in about a week…


a week?
no theyll leave in a couple of hours when this remastered showcase is over




dab bing on a hater


a: mid
b: mid


adc mid *locks garen*


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when are you going to fuck me


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do you guys like my basement hangout….


yeah its cool can i come over


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whats in the crate


just learned the word abdicate


dad said my room is stinky


he aint wrong


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and yeah my rooms got a bit of a foul stench so what


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romantic interest on her way to my house to tell me she's dumping me



dont let her in


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starting my hormones tomorrow, really excited


he wants me to clean it


i hope boogie dies, he really doesn't deserve to live. plus, his death will shock so many of his fat viewers into a healthy lifestyle which is great.


Schoolgirl's Ordinary Cunnilingus 3 - I Feel as if My Pussy's Being Licked!


make a new thread idiots


cat brought home a dead rabbit again like im supposed to be impressed or some shit


just end it all hotbigshit


he wants me to clean it


say that to me on twitter faggot


clean it and then suck his cock


evens shower
odds dont


i dont use twitter you goth fagboy
load up 2 bullets and cock the fucking gun
if you cant have her nobody can


lol yer a nigger


at least im not getting dumped lol


i mean


i'm confident it's a good thing i'm getting dumped


dump my gay balls and ass


im not taking any sides in this break up… i still like both of you





tried calling my mom my dad and my sister i cant get a hold of anyone and im starting to freak out a little bit


what if.. they died?


dont say that


theyd ied


theyre all in different places so how can that be
big coincidence…


some1s assassinating your entire family and ure the last one to go….



this stinko literally look like a fuckin monkey lol i wanna fuck her


mom wrote me a will in case she dies on her trip


ya my parents did their will last year… it was weird…


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wills are for people who survive because they have the will to live


*wakes up*
;O yaaaaaaaawwwwwn im up IM UP

and ready……2 post….


kinda feel like smackin one out


is that a gay sex term




*puts on assassin gloves*




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*takes off your gloves*












im not gay






thats gotta be all of em








hmm i think ill walk to subway and get a big fuckin turkey sub and a gatorade


the ol american combo eh


don't forget the chips


*kisses boys*


chips… thats nigger food


grow up


yeah i do have some growing up to do i guess :\


*puts super glue on your comp chair*


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its ethereums 2nd birthday today….


hand smells like cumsies


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but anon i sit on my knees


washed my hands yesterday but my panties smell of cummers


the fuckin way she goes


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japan needs to pay for war crimes


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dumb assed cat


its a sandwhich
shaped like a pizza


*shoots you with a bow and arrow*
feral cats reek havoc on the local ecosystem. you can all thank me later


he looks like such a fag in that pic
why would he pose like that


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cat bitch


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i dunno hes just a weird guy


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does he have hiv/aids or chrons or something? why is he so sickly looking


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where did all these cats come from


i really do hate /a/ thats a terrible board


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they take their cartoons very seriously
the only time i ever witnessed them having fun was during those 'kyon-kun denwa' newman from seinfeld threads that they used to do


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can you post umm uhh sexy cat woman pictures like one from batman or something instead


thats even gayer


this guy posted gay porn earlier
i did that a couple days ago

he copied me


ok hes still doing it
pathetic copycat BITCH


oh no he's rilin up again


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no posture support lol
nice "meeting room"


nevermind thats the posture thing
but no polished aluminum chassis

nice "meeting room" lol


*leans back in my fully upgraded aeron*
hmmm someones jealous?


back with my turkey sub


no im not haha this amazon basics chair thats actually falling apart as we speak is just fine for me :)


look i just didn't have it in my budget to get it polished, i figured I could do that part myself


what chips did you get


didnt get chips or gatorade because there was a big lineup behind me and i was nervous


thats why i never go to subway : i dont like the ordering process


he copied meHE COPIED ME


jimmy johns howerever…turkey tom go


lets wipe the slate clean boys
fresh start


starting now : *rips a big fart*


*slams ipad off*


foot long turkey on white.. *glances behind me* uhh no thanks no combo *sweats* nothing else on it just turkey and bread *leaves $20 on counter and runs*




thats not inaccurate


but also its always the same brown guy working there alone
hire some more staff and the other people will get served and i wont be as nervous…
not my fault honestly


*turns ipad back on*
*puts xbox live mic in mouth*
*closes ipad*


browns aren't even human i don't feel anxiety around them *mutes ipad*


dude thats racist!




man you guys gotta go outside today… so many girls in really short shorts!!!


i can just look at those on the internet


actually nunime isnt even a thing
its just anime


it's raining


no its definitely a thing


what constitutes a 'thing'


wish someone else would touch my pip for a change


a spic nurse flicked mine once and it kinda pissed me off
was laying on a table… had an in grown hair on my inner thigh… well… more to it but not going there


mom i dont give a FUCK that im smelly


*flicks it*


take a shower honey O__o




haha im so weird and unique, for those NORMIES




*posts a frog* right here with ya brother
oh hold on i need to charge my phone


a normie once gave me some sex advice he said "flick the bean"
still dont know what that means but if i ever get the chance i will flick the bean…


the bean is that little ball on the vagina
whatever that thing is called




girls like getting that thing licked and rubbed but i dunno about flickin


isnt it just the clit


what if you flick it too hard


clit thats it


i'd like to cave a girls head in






des… pa… CITO!!!


id love to kill anime cats


speaking of cats… look what legendarylea is wearing today… omo…


gook morning!


its 925 pm


its 1:27 pm


you think youre better than me?




vaporwaving my 'ffee in my 'vis


still not gay


reddit spacing…


im gay


few things i wanna get off my chest. first of all


Hello, I'm new there :)





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Hehehe, of course I meant here, my dear fellows. Now introduce yourselves :)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))


fuck me newboy




handsome young man…


i drive


yeah hes kinda cute i guess
im gay


alright yeah my life is a lie whatever



whats that gay shit


england is my city


its everyday bro


who has seen timothy crane reiner




all horned up this is no good


tin….his lovable smile….his beard….his posts…


let me explain


got call from my boss…saying well done rajeev


did you poo in the loo
haha looool


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cute girls(male) are a miracle of the universe


indians getting internet access is the one positive of modern internet
they're just funny people


just calm down we dont really care


boy (male)


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those are sometimes cute too


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what happened


garfields entering the comm


we dont do that comm shit


mom's trying something new tonight, going to make lettuce wraps. also need to take 1 hour off posting tonight


ugh too many posts while i was gone
yeah im not reading all that


are you gonna bone her


1 hour denied
unless your the guy posting gay shit then your clear….


no and no


dont you dare leave


dude she probably wants the dick is shes gonna make lettuce wraps


im really excited for christmas


so did hotbigshit kill his ex gook gf yet or what


im excited for autumn i freakin
summer so much


sickzii is probably getting drunk at some club near the beach…dancing with the cgirls…




gonna watch this for a bit… maybe ill stream it…


can we get comfy here tonight


looks gay
dont bother


bet the spies are gay






still dont know how to red :\
maybe ill never find out…


whats terry been up to today
has he been programming templeos


how many farts…


grow up



made a new thread.. whatever..

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