pretty drunk now. not sure of the last time i've been this drunk alone.
you arent drunk alone..
me too. doesn't help when scv is this dead
woke up to my cat getting bullied by a giant tomcat outside
your cat is a beta bitch
shes a girl…
just made cumsies
my butthole is a girl too
May 16. I am ill, decidedly! I was so well last month! I am feverish, horribly feverish, or rather I am in a state of feverish enervation, which makes my mind suffer as much as my body. I have without ceasing the horrible sensation of some danger threatening me, the apprehension of some coming misfortune or of approaching death, a presentiment which is no doubt, an attack of some illness still unnamed, which germinates in the flesh and in the blood.
I must have a course of shower baths and of bromide of potassium.
June 2. My state has grown worse. What is the matter with me? The bromide does me no good, and the shower-baths have no effect whatever.
hmm. maybe some anti d's are in order….
i have no idea what your'e talking about
want to finish another beer though
might make taquitos before bed.
fat fumb fitch
im gook now
i went tin hunting on /x/ and found some guy with a cool picture who was saying read this old french ghost story
"July 6. I am going mad. Again all the contents of my water-bottle have been drunk during the night; or rather I have drunk it!
But is it I? Is it I? Who could it be? Who? Oh! God! Am I going mad? Who will save me?"
the ghost is drinking his water now… our boy is in trouble
word save me
"Certainly solitude is dangerous for active minds. We need men who can think and can talk, around us. When we are alone for a long time, we people space with phantoms."
ah yes… talking. mouth.
omo… you can see her pointies…
gonna go for a poop
got blue ber's in the old fridge that i asked my mom to get me so i could make some pan cakes
they'll probably end up expiring again before i get around to it… :(
i lied im in 514
why did you post it
i searched for rainforest rocks and that picture of millipedes came up
very unexpected. wanted to tell you how gross it is
im in love with a boy but im not gay!!!
too bad but im already seeing that boy
im his side bitch… bitch!!
really wanna bang a gook in the pussy
i wanna blast right in it too
i dont even bother talking to girls that dont have monolids
i dont bother talking
what about gooks that get surgery
ugh my mom wont leave me alone she keeps moving shit around me
i mean most gooks get surgery to get double eyelids
obv i dont talk to them idc what they looked like before its all about what they look like now
my goal in life?
personally it has to be to get laid. then i can die.
yeah word, i need to fuck a gook before i die
for me it has to be sickzii
nothing to look forward to
procreation makes every depressed person happy at least for a little bit. you should try it.
depression? dont tell me you believe in that stuff lol
think i'm sterile
i dont wanna fuck anybody before i die
if u die a virgin its more cleanly
woke up :\
not this time :/
pipelli pepperoni lasagnaroni
sceevies waking up and i'm still drunk…
just woke up after my 2 hour drunk nap.. gonna keep sipping…
do you guys ever get horned feeling your own tongue
cock work orange
amazing you installed a clock
had to enter all those times myself
it plays a chime
10 minutes until the chime…
moms still asleep… I WANT BREAKFAST!!!!!!!
lazy shitty dumb boy
mom left me without frozen breakfast meals.
we eat oats here
dont need mommy for that
we need mommy
i'll probably hear the 730 chime and get up to make breaky
7am.. pouring shots..
i like milky tea.
yeah milky tea… with a lil bit of sugar…
2 mins… getting nervous
think i might uninstall this app… see how a couple more go
that pic makes me wish i went to the bar instead of getting bullied by teens
wicked bad anxiety
girls are grosssssssssssssssss
i'm all fucked up and retarded
especially with alpha bay being shut down… right
id like to just live a nice degenerate lifestyle.. going to bars and strip clubs.. kissing naughty girls… just having fun and not caring..
*looks at picture of sickzii*
SMASH SMASH SMASH
girls smell bad…
haven't had alexa posts in awhile
a big reason why i drink tea is it makes me poo
i'd probably buy anything if i really thought it would improve my life
alexa wouldn't improve anything though
getting some bad pre chime anxiety already
worst part of girls is the vagina
committing suicide past 30 is kinda lame tbh
warm… wet… tastes like cherries… cute little clitty to play with… what's not to love?
imagine being 30 and not knowing about the globalists
imagine his smile as he watches the little 162s who dont realize their webcam is enabled….
if i'm gonna commit sudoku i'm gonna do it before 28. after that you might as well just go out with a heart attack or something.
toot is a 20 something up and coming entrepreneur/philanthropist
AND HES A TOONER
texted my sister happy birthday…
she probably wants your dick dude
doubt it :\
i think :/ is more disappointed than :\
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You are a beloved child of God, as beautiful and perfect a creation as the ocean. Begin your spiritual journey with this recognition.
And then be grateful to God for loving you into being.
and then punch god in the dick
that one plant killed off another plant
just as i feared… mhmmm…
your scared of plants?
i am basically a plant
when they're dead yeah
piss jar was full so i started peeing in these mugs
i gotta admit theres something to those yt vids of jgirls dancing alone in their rooms
what do you do when it chimes
thinking about going to the pizzeria and getting a slice
thinking about going for a quick bate
dont spill your vital male essence
i acknowledge that time is passing
just heard on the radio that mcdonalds delivers…
that new show ozark came out yesterday… gonna binge watch it all today…
i will give you my review soon…
Donald J. TrumpVerified account @realDonaldTrump 2h2 hours ago
A new INTELLIGENCE LEAK from the Amazon Washington Post,this time against A.G. Jeff Sessions.These illegal leaks, like Comey's, must stop!
motherfucking jeff bezos fucking globalist shit
alexa get rid of the drumpf
*loses brain cells*
im a gay homo
im gonna suck your pecker little boy!!!
im a popular boy
i will be the fucking end of you jeff!!!!!!!
alexa get rid of this deplorable boy
just took a shower and combed my hair… ready to take on the day!
did you clean your butt
i always clean my butt in the shower
soaping up the old hole…
man f zero gx is hard
so is my dick bitch
i was gonna make this joke fucking retard
shut the fuck up euro nigger
suck my dick retard monkey nigger
shut your fucking mouth dumbfuck
everyone calm down
go down on my dick fagboy
just got really horny…
suck my pip idiot
what's goin on
dont have a mom how many times do i have to tell you
we have moms
break the conditioning
that is fucking disgusting
pepe posters are weirdos
that woman, number one, is ugly
imagine how bad she smells, man
get out…da wata….u gon die…
i wonder if she can kode….
shes wearing stilts and face paint
women are disgusting
honestly i dont think this is a case of a manlet
i think that woman is just really tall
is say nuke em
nuke em all
should i play sc2?
yeah get the warchest
talk about a cross to bear
never watched anime before tube honest
rio on the attack
what is it with raccoons dude
they're trash pandas
hmmm, what can i accomplish today….
the day is so young, but im so boring
surely theres something i can do, productively speaking
im what they call a "triple threat"
its raining so i cant cut the grass
that was one of the few things i wanted to do this weekend….ruined…
my wow class got nerfed again so im quitting
fuck you blizzard!!!!!!
missed the 10am chime but i'm here for 1030
stop lagging the site with these dumb webms that are you inconvenient to even open on our ipads
we dont say the c**n word!!! grow the fr*ck up!!!!!!!!!
lizards are cool i want a liz
is there an add on that stops websites from having those frickin on-page pop ups asking you to subscribe to their mailing list?
i just think back to that dumb oscar fish crying tears at the bottom of its tank because he didn't earn his fish treats
the miracle of birth..
what the heck is that thing
10am and i really wanna crack a cold one ugh
konnichiwa…..oshii desu ka….
i have ublock origin, i dont see a setting for that…
u know what i mean? scroll a bit on the page and all of a sudden an in-page pop up says 'join our frickin mailing list its super cool'?
i got it
ublock can do it :)
joined a discord server where they only speak arabic they probably put a hit out on me or at least im on an nsa list now
we dont join discords nor telegrams because we arent teenagers
*boots up my epic irc channel* hello adult friends
fucked my back up when i went down to pick something up
i cant eevn walk
gonna have my mom take me to the ER
get well soon…
do u have health insurance….
shoulda been using aeron like the rest of us
yeah she looks really creepy there
like a alien
everyone here is a bully, im out
i wanna kill a vocaloid
thanks for that vocaloid
ah yes, good ol' brain zaps.
somebody get all these fricking tooners the FUCK out of here
*calls pest control*
bet that mom feels like fuckin SHIT
i dont care about her face
just the things she does with scarscar off camera..
pip pip cheerio
i mean her voice
i care about her face
it's rather soothing..
imagine a big ol pip in the butt
not clicking that
feeling kinda dizzy
gonna go take a quick nappie
you might never wake up…
go for it>>31360
even more reason to
that would be great
stop it youre causing anxiety
time is definitely passing… hmm past 11… i should order food…
cant stand tooners
cant stand jews
i want food
i don't want to answer the door
most of the time i wear shorts and polos
i just use jeans and a t
2oot i think theres something wrong with the board again
no ones tipped a coin in a while…
it's lagging from my webm spam
well… i hate answering the door
*slits your throat*
how when im wearing armor
youd need to get me naked first
*throws acid down your armor*
ill tip your butthole with my pip'
is that how pips work
uhg had a great run in sfv last night
this morning 6 straight losses
shining the ol pip
mom and dad are fighting *sigh*
theyre accusing each other of cheating >_>
well did they cheat
pip pip cheerio
i dont know lol i just wish theyd stop fighting
do i wait for mommy to get me the med or do i go get it myself… these brainzaps are getting worse >___<
maybe it's time to get them yourself
it's really far
fricken gameshark noobs
sailor moon was fuckin hot if you really think about it
they dont call me lil pip for nothing
how lil are we talking
a sixer, just a lil lil
sixer aint lil
ah the ol pip, eh?
little on the short side
ahh sickzii… hug me one more time…
thought six was average
no 6 is perfectly fine
6 is above average
5.3 is average
i feel like i've ascended
*you can feel my dick*
yeah for stinkers and gooks
pip pip cheerio
no its even lower for them
stop pretending penis size matters
it's all about the face
if you dont believe me then try tinder
ah man i almost missed him right there
whats terry up to today
doing a bit of drinking perhaps?
big pip, pretty face, sickzii has it all
what would gucci mane laflare do
if only he was indian he'd be perfect
would do anything for a jap wife
monster energy + razer
a match made in gamer heaven
yeah i game? so what? *cracks open a monster*
*takes a sip* ready to do my thing *puts fingers in the wasd position on my razer keyboard* sweet
ready to game
gook morning everyone
my dad had a job and a wife by my age but heh…..he couldn't game like i can *clicks one of the buttons on the side of my 300$ gaming house that brings up pornhub*
my dad was married twice by my age
fuck i meant *mouse
my neighbor is a great grandfather at 65
pip pip cheerio
my dads first job was a car salesman at a scrapyard
you say responsibility and working 9-5 heh…sorry dad…gotta rescue the princess *'wahoos' & 'mamma mias' heard in the background*
its ok man a gaming house is pretty cool too
fridge…jam packed with monster….
yeah lmao….to store our spare razer-brand gaming equipment
300$ gaming house won't get ya much monster and razer
wish these jgirls were a bit more modest
especially fat thighs over there
the house cost $300
the monthly monster supply costs about $1100
1 shower is all we need for 12 boys
had a good idea for a post but forgot it
gonna start geotagging all my blog pix
geotagging is that like jet set radio
yeah the idea is gone
best not to let itt bother me
ahhh rainy saturday
oooh tinnnnnnny booooooy
back up from my nappy
hmmmm idk if im feelin any better
my brain still feels kinda zappy
the fuck is this shit
can you please stop
pip pip cheerio
2oot it's all flipped out
History initially sad, but with a happy ending. Good thing the knight was killed and the girl came back to the man she loves.
The girl was forced to have sex with the knight, she prostituted herself to the knight, as his friend was captured, she to save his life followed the knight.
Like prostitutes the girl pretends to orgasm to please the client and even if she likes the pleasure she is not able to stand out over the conscience and prevail over the girl's feelings for her friend. So much so that people can have an existential crisis and experience the feeling of emptiness when they feel they lack something.
that wasn't me…
lol. shaka is loose!!!!!
*does a touchdown dance*
whats his name… omo…
dumb ass cat
brb gotta read 800 pages
ah yes, our daily bible readings
love the bible
especially the parts where god implores the israelites to keep their bloodlines pure and untainted from the goyim
speaking of goyim
did we toss any coins towards toot today?
well how is he supposed to keep improving our home website without coins?
really dont like gentiles
should i read the bib
>>31490>>31491>>31492>No transactions found for this address
all 3 of those posts are 200t
yeh so you can be our resident bible scholar when tin starts saying some dumb shit
gonna send some monero to 2oot so you fuckin freaks cant see it
*sends him massive amounts of monero*
2oot is trying to trick us into sending him some coins
jokes on him, im a nocoiner lmao
yes…jokes on him…
can i get a simcvee update
wasn't the cost $10/mo?
wonder what miatadriver is up to
[tires squeel in the distance]
haven't logged into the scv house in a bit, might tonight though
its 9pm and i have smoked only one cigarette today
hmm they have some event going on in pogo
maybe going out pogoing tomorrow
pokemon go to hell
what are the best pokemons these days? year ago snorlax and dragonite dominated the charts
theres nothing behind an able man
you need to burn bridges
pidgey candy lol
they are always watching
time to shower for work
make sure to clean your butt
geez my hamlet book came in the mail and they wrote "hamlet" right on the package
so the girl that lives above me brought it in off the porch and now she knows i'm gay because it was written right there
chime coming up :-/
dont post it
whats not working>>31505
yeah server is $10/mo and someone gave like $10 in LTC which was very kind of them thanks boys
*slits your throat*
what is the point of the chime!
pip pip cheerio
back to playing hearts
how is hamlet gay?
he sucks his uncles pip at one point
pip pip cheerio
to suck or not to suck
that is the question
i like being reminded of..
no he doesnt…
*throws book out*
hamlets not gay
wow i fucking hate the summer
actually u know what
i never did read hamlet
thought i did but i didnt
he might be gay for all i know
really wanna play chrono trigger
guess i should just emulate :/
chrono trigger is freakin awesome
still aint played chrono cross :/
its weird how i never want to do anything
nor have i played xenosaga games
hmmmmm *clicks on emuparadise*
what do i want to play….
venus cross firm
what controller works best with an emulator
ps4 if your playing something that requires the d-pad…
chime coming up and i still haven't moved
next chime im booting up a video game idk which one but at least its better than internet addiction
mom got 'za
hmm some mail came. something about alcohol delivery service… free all summer long… preemptive chime
serving or intended to preempt or forestall something;
sites goin slow right
or is it ME
no its 2oot alright
fanr's got her heel pretty far jammed up there
oh no send me coins so i can afford to fix it
2oot is a good boy
i put a treadmill in tinny's cage thinking it would be like a hamster wheel but hes jacked now and really mean to everyone else
*immediately slides you a coin*
tinny shouldnt be able to communicate with others
nother chime coming up… i folded laundry
i played this game on the playstation…the first boss is like some cave monster and after you kill it you get kicked out of town for some reason, like everyone gets pissed off at you
thats fucked up
maybe the town worshipped the cave monster
cant remember why it pisses everyone off though, i remember feeling bad about it though. like you risk your life fighting some monster and they act like you're the bad guy
i freakin hate this type of website
try to scroll ahhhhhh i hate ithttp://typemoon.com/
its some anime site
why would you go there
someone spoonfeed me on chimes, don't feel like reading the newspaper
youre being an idiot right now
i dunno, just pokin around on the ol net
i was lookin up melty blood on wikipedia and then i looked at the visual novel before melty blood and then i clicked on type moon and then i seen the link for type moons official web site
and then i got mad at the web site
really freakin ticked right now
i poke around on the net, thats what i do
i am so mad
calm down ol pip
i really enjoy pokin around wikipedia and wikiquote, random articles, learnin something new, the joys of the net
i was supposed to go on vacation next week but i dont think its gonna happen cause im a loser
tell me more
did tin just make like 100k on dogecoin
ah, checkin the ol dogecoin charts eh?
why doesnt toot accept doge coin how else am i supposed to contribute?
its my only currency
id like to pay for my cosmetic circumcision in dogecoins
my mom ruined it
now i have to use my beer money to pay for extra stuff i wouldn't have had to and my mom is our a few hundred too
dumb ass mom
now she's offering to pay even more for stuff and it's just making me madder
nobody made any money on dogeshit because nobody's actually buying it
moving dogecoins from one address to another isn't selling them if the same guy owns both of those addresses
mommies don't ruin our vacations most of the time…
she's too nice to me and it makes me mad
she's ruining my life by coddling me
if the guy talks at all or is shown in a porn video i close it immediately
i can't watch porn if there's a dick in it
pov virtual sex is pretty much the only type of porn i enjoy
if theres no dicks i dont care
just cartoon dicks
whats wrong with scones…
one of my teeth in the back cracked…too much junk food surely caused this situation…
swallow it like a good boy
swallow the tooth chip?????
is it full of nutrients
uhh yeah like vitamin d idiot
but seriously now i gotta go to a dentist sometime in the near future
think i have vit d overdose from all the vita d's pills i take
fatigue is a symptom
fatigue is a symptom of everything moron
hope i die soon
yeah i'm a moron
im farting honestly
*korean backdashes away from you*
*gives you the peoples elbow*
*smells what that poster is cooking*
when you were having premarital sex i was busy mastering the blockchain
terrified of my phone
when it rings?
i get nervous whenever i hear a phone ring, what if its bad news….
amazing white boy dab
'hey this is the president of america, shits fucked lol, its game over for you dude, alright peace out'
*throws phone into the ocean*
im very sleepy
'hey this is the dean of dong studies at harvard, we just completed a comprehensive world-wide survey of dong shapes and sizes and yours has just the right dimensions to never be able to satisfy anyone, just thought we'd let you know, bye'
have a hard time getting into this
can't relate to answering a phone
uh… answered years ago and a robot said
"THIS IS THE FBI" or something…. this is the fbi reports for burglary…
almost passed out
idk couldnt get into it at all
it was a good movie but i just didnt know how to feel while watching it
i got to see it too and i liked it, thought it was plenty emotionally evocative
hmm.. waking up at 5:30pm…
ok im up im up
no one ever helps me
*kisses you on the lips*
dads doing the laundry tonight.. tried to make a joke to him about not to worry about the big wet spot on my sheet is just from my ice packs and not from piss.. he didnt even say anything…
no dad to help me with the sheets
2oot ban these bots
i swear ive seen the exact same posts before
2oot dont ban me, that guys an idiot
*flips you a coin*
so youre a coiner eh
*stabs you in the butt*
send me to jail i want to go to jail
my pip, your pip… whats the flippin dif'??
2oot help me
*slides you 1.1 million doge coin*
that guys trying to murder me
do you guys ever feel good after a nap?
i never do…always feel extremely disconnected and lazy, no matter if its a 20 minute nap or 2 hours
you have to find your nap sweet spot which is factored by time of day and reason for napping. never nap over an hour though
wake up cosmo
ah yes my dep alarm reminding me of my incurable dep
liltrapdog is live
now i see chime is a mistake
not just a mistake but also annoying now
you're annoying stop posting lol
lite beer? ugh, ill pass
ok but im not taking my shirt off
you wouldnt need any floaties :D
looks a bit familiar…
almost another fresh soccer season
who are our favorite soccer teams worldwide
that pattern of fat distribution indicates high estrogen levels
trinidad & tobago national team
alexa what is jeff bezo's work out routine
me : juventus
someone shooped a shirtless pic of that trunks guy on /fa/
can't find it but its basically what i look like
trunks from dbz
very interesting thank you for letting us know
what happens if you have high estrogen AND high testosterone?
you become a FREAK!!!!
wonder what g webb would say about those leaked gitmo pics… probably that it was media cover for something bigger
really excited for that dragon ball game
what if you used some third hormone to become a totally different being and used t and e blockers
had two 1/2 chicken tenders and half a cup of macaroni and cheese..
fuckin stunnered the whole ring
beer boi and his food… ehehehe
what if you voluntarily make yourself retarded with social isolation
yeah as IF lol
rio….not in the mood for the spotlight right now….
eugh, skin color and arm hair….
everyone has arm hair
did you chop up the tenders and mix them in your mac n cheese?
im trying to find this video of the rock and two other wrestlers surprisingly showing up to help someone but i cant find it
not hot gook girls
i'll kiss them
id let her crush my head with her thighs np
ok found it, has literally everything i liked about wrestling then
stone cold n beers
chokeslams, rock bottoms, stunners
the rock running wearing one of those leather vests lmao
shut the fuck up we dont care
i got 2 pepsi max cans in the fridge
yea pretty much in the little container they do the fried chicken in
its true idc but you're being rude tonight
your fucking whore
we dont give a fuck about your dumb gay shit
>Pokemon Go Lady Gets Booed and has Water Bottle Thrown At Her
neither of these happened…
improvised water bottle pipe bomb
what do you mean did you watch the clip
what pokemon go lady?
thats how yeri wears her shoes as well……
barcelona are making my favorite team look like school children right now….
alexa, order me 20 apple cores
yes, just the cores, from the finest apples amazon has to offer
ah yes…the growing trend of japanese school girls prostituting themselves for spending money
amazon pantry choice add on hdmi cables with free amazon prime amazon shipping
are the hdmi cables amazon basic brand
knew i was missing something
next time make sure you mix em
i cant wait for gambit vs immortals tomorrow i hope zeus wins his first major
he's so fucking cool he has takes 2 different squads to a major final
speak english please
convert and upload 'the anarchists cookbook' to my kindle
alexa erase me from existence
false flagging tin2 tard
god damn you little kpop child fine i wont post wrestling anymore
wtf is wrong with you
stop it with the plastic monsters please
stop linking us on kpg
im actually autistic
you suck and are a piece of shit
niggers are my god
this is terrorism
keep linking it i get lonely during slow hours
the badwidth ;_;
this is the end
and dumb and shitty and awful
all around terrible person
you smell too
this is the end this is the end
i dont kbow any of these gooks and ts making me feel uncomfy
the rothschilds are in bitcoin now, god dang it…
down with toot
the banking elite hates crypto…
as if the kikes didnt invent bitcoin
one global currency
yeah thats like a kike wet dream
so what fighting games are you guys playing
i only have sfv right now
i still dont give a fuck how a fuckboy feel
we should trade in seashells
ill mail in some seashells
thats what im playing too
i have tekken 7 and melty blood aacc and uniel and xrd rev 2 too
five seashells for your ass
i'm leaving congratulations
bring the gooks
later, homo faggot
[pssssst : i made a hidden thread if u wanna come there and hide with me]
im going out to eat at a fancy italian place
italians are classless boors
not hidden anymore noob!
are we watching ufc?
i need some lasagnaroni
you guys got ditched
posting here again
dont tell no one :)
a real nigger posted on magog today…
ahhh emptied my piss jar and now im good for couple of days
and fucking 8 megs for that shit
in reality THIS was the secret true thread!
i fell in love…