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just hanging around


pretty drunk now. not sure of the last time i've been this drunk alone.


you arent drunk alone..




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i'm lonely


me too. doesn't help when scv is this dead


woke up to my cat getting bullied by a giant tomcat outside


your cat is a beta bitch


shes a girl…


just made cumsies



my butthole is a girl too


May 16. I am ill, decidedly! I was so well last month! I am feverish, horribly feverish, or rather I am in a state of feverish enervation, which makes my mind suffer as much as my body. I have without ceasing the horrible sensation of some danger threatening me, the apprehension of some coming misfortune or of approaching death, a presentiment which is no doubt, an attack of some illness still unnamed, which germinates in the flesh and in the blood.


I must have a course of shower baths and of bromide of potassium.



June 2. My state has grown worse. What is the matter with me? The bromide does me no good, and the shower-baths have no effect whatever.

hmm. maybe some anti d's are in order….


i have no idea what your'e talking about


too drunk
want to finish another beer though


bitch njgger


might make taquitos before bed.


fat fumb fitch


july 22

im gook now


i went tin hunting on /x/ and found some guy with a cool picture who was saying read this old french ghost story

"July 6. I am going mad. Again all the contents of my water-bottle have been drunk during the night; or rather I have drunk it!
But is it I? Is it I? Who could it be? Who? Oh! God! Am I going mad? Who will save me?"

the ghost is drinking his water now… our boy is in trouble


word save me


"Certainly solitude is dangerous for active minds. We need men who can think and can talk, around us. When we are alone for a long time, we people space with phantoms."

ah yes… talking. mouth.


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anime titties!!!


omo… you can see her pointies…


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gonna go for a poop


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got blue ber's in the old fridge that i asked my mom to get me so i could make some pan cakes

they'll probably end up expiring again before i get around to it… :(


i lied im in 514


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thats gross


why did you post it


im gay


i searched for rainforest rocks and that picture of millipedes came up
very unexpected. wanted to tell you how gross it is


im in love with a boy but im not gay!!!


too bad but im already seeing that boy


im his side bitch… bitch!!


really wanna bang a gook in the pussy


i wanna blast right in it too


i dont even bother talking to girls that dont have monolids


i dont bother talking


what about gooks that get surgery



ugh my mom wont leave me alone she keeps moving shit around me


fart on her


i mean most gooks get surgery to get double eyelids
obv i dont talk to them idc what they looked like before its all about what they look like now


my goal in life?


personally it has to be to get laid. then i can die.


yeah word, i need to fuck a gook before i die


for me it has to be sickzii


nothing to look forward to


procreation makes every depressed person happy at least for a little bit. you should try it.


depression? dont tell me you believe in that stuff lol



think i'm sterile


i dont wanna fuck anybody before i die
if u die a virgin its more cleanly


woke up :\


morning pip?


not this time :/


pipelli pepperoni lasagnaroni


sceevies waking up and i'm still drunk…


just woke up after my 2 hour drunk nap.. gonna keep sipping…




like cockwork


do you guys ever get horned feeling your own tongue


cock work orange


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check it
got a new app that's going to make me more productive


amazing you installed a clock


had to enter all those times myself
it plays a chime


10 minutes until the chime…


moms still asleep… I WANT BREAKFAST!!!!!!!


lazy shitty dumb boy


mom left me without frozen breakfast meals.


we eat oats here

dont need mommy for that


we need mommy


i'll probably hear the 730 chime and get up to make breaky


*makes tea*




are you me


7am.. pouring shots..


milky tea?

i like milky tea.


4 minutes


yeah milky tea… with a lil bit of sugar…




2 mins… getting nervous






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ah the chime went off! time to buy us some shots!


think i might uninstall this app… see how a couple more go


that pic makes me wish i went to the bar instead of getting bullied by teens


wicked bad anxiety


girls are grosssssssssssssssss



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it really does seem like BTC will blow past 3000 this sunday


i'm all fucked up and retarded


especially with alpha bay being shut down… right


id like to just live a nice degenerate lifestyle.. going to bars and strip clubs.. kissing naughty girls… just having fun and not caring..


*looks at picture of sickzii*


girls smell bad…


this is what we like here


haven't had alexa posts in awhile


a big reason why i drink tea is it makes me poo


i'd probably buy anything if i really thought it would improve my life


alexa wouldn't improve anything though


this is the only beck song i've ever liked


getting some bad pre chime anxiety already




worst part of girls is the vagina


committing suicide past 30 is kinda lame tbh


warm… wet… tastes like cherries… cute little clitty to play with… what's not to love?


imagine being 30 and not knowing about the globalists




imagine toot
imagine his smile as he watches the little 162s who dont realize their webcam is enabled….


if i'm gonna commit sudoku i'm gonna do it before 28. after that you might as well just go out with a heart attack or something.


i said


toot is a 20 something up and coming entrepreneur/philanthropist


toot is a fucking BITCH




hmm yes
this was a good one


>le chess
>>>/bitcoin forums/




kill him



texted my sister happy birthday…


she probably wants your dick dude


doubt it :\




i think :/ is more disappointed than :\


Raw Tits For A Cherry Boy A Masturbation Service Where You Get To See Raw Tits, Ass And Pussy To Jack Off To Kirara Asuka


You are a beloved child of God, as beautiful and perfect a creation as the ocean. Begin your spiritual journey with this recognition.


And then be grateful to God for loving you into being.


and then punch god in the dick


that one plant killed off another plant
just as i feared… mhmmm…


your scared of plants?


i am basically a plant


when they're dead yeah


piss jar was full so i started peeing in these mugs


i gotta admit theres something to those yt vids of jgirls dancing alone in their rooms


chime ;/


what do you do when it chimes


thinking about going to the pizzeria and getting a slice


thinking about going for a quick bate


dont spill your vital male essence


i acknowledge that time is passing


just heard on the radio that mcdonalds delivers…


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that new show ozark came out yesterday… gonna binge watch it all today…
i will give you my review soon…


Donald J. Trump‏Verified account @realDonaldTrump 2h2 hours ago
A new INTELLIGENCE LEAK from the Amazon Washington Post,this time against A.G. Jeff Sessions.These illegal leaks, like Comey's, must stop!

motherfucking jeff bezos fucking globalist shit


alexa get rid of the drumpf


*loses brain cells*


im a gay homo


im gonna suck your pecker little boy!!!


nooooooooooo >~<


16 views huh


im a popular boy






i will be the fucking end of you jeff!!!!!!!



alexa get rid of this deplorable boy


just took a shower and combed my hair… ready to take on the day!


did you clean your butt


i always clean my butt in the shower


soaping up the old hole…


man f zero gx is hard


so is my dick bitch


i was gonna make this joke fucking retard


shut the fuck up euro nigger


suck my dick retard monkey nigger



shut your fucking mouth dumbfuck


everyone calm down


go down on my dick fagboy


just got really horny…




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suck my pip idiot


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show me your face


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what's goin on


your mom


dont have a mom how many times do i have to tell you


we have moms


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break the conditioning


that is fucking disgusting
pepe posters are weirdos


that woman, number one, is ugly
imagine how bad she smells, man


which one


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ah yes
typical niggers


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get out…da wata….u gon die…


the looks
the height
i wonder if she can kode….


gr0w up


shes wearing stilts and face paint
women are disgusting


honestly i dont think this is a case of a manlet
i think that woman is just really tall


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this is reddits net neutrality in action
they just love big corps
fight for "net neutrality" reddit monkeys lol this is what you are fighting for


starfish girl…


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is say nuke em
nuke em all


should i play sc2?


yeah get the warchest


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oh shite




talk about a cross to bear


fucking indians dude


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never watched anime before tube honest


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rio on the attack


what is it with raccoons dude


they're trash pandas


hmmm, what can i accomplish today….


the day is so young, but im so boring
surely theres something i can do, productively speaking



im what they call a "triple threat"




its raining so i cant cut the grass
that was one of the few things i wanted to do this weekend….ruined…


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my wow class got nerfed again so im quitting
fuck you blizzard!!!!!!




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look at this cute mommy


missed the 10am chime but i'm here for 1030


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stop lagging the site with these dumb webms that are you inconvenient to even open on our ipads


oh crap


we dont say the c**n word!!! grow the fr*ck up!!!!!!!!!


lizards are cool i want a liz


is there an add on that stops websites from having those frickin on-page pop ups asking you to subscribe to their mailing list?


wtf i love sharks now



ublock origin


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i just think back to that dumb oscar fish crying tears at the bottom of its tank because he didn't earn his fish treats


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the miracle of birth..


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what the heck is that thing



10am and i really wanna crack a cold one ugh


konnichiwa…..oshii desu ka….


i have ublock origin, i dont see a setting for that…
u know what i mean? scroll a bit on the page and all of a sudden an in-page pop up says 'join our frickin mailing list its super cool'?


stupid animals


i got it

ublock can do it :)


joined a discord server where they only speak arabic they probably put a hit out on me or at least im on an nsa list now


gook morning!!


we dont join discords nor telegrams because we arent teenagers

*boots up my epic irc channel* hello adult friends


fucked my back up when i went down to pick something up
i cant eevn walk
gonna have my mom take me to the ER
god dammit


get well soon…


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do u have health insurance….


shoulda been using aeron like the rest of us




whats this


frickin canuck!!!!


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oh my god
joy…. O___O


ugly :(


yeah she looks really creepy there
like a alien


nuclear reactor


everyone here is a bully, im out


*cries loudly*



i wanna kill a vocaloid


thanks for that vocaloid


ah yes, good ol' brain zaps.



somebody get all these fricking tooners the FUCK out of here


*calls pest control*




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bet that mom feels like fuckin SHIT


what a voice


i dont care about her face
just the things she does with scarscar off camera..


pip pip cheerio


i mean her voice
i care about her face


it's rather soothing..


imagine a big ol pip in the butt



based gaybro
fake news


not clicking that


feeling kinda dizzy
gonna go take a quick nappie


you might never wake up…


go for it
even more reason to


that would be great




stop it youre causing anxiety


time is definitely passing… hmm past 11… i should order food…


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cant stand tooners


cant stand jews




i want food
i don't want to answer the door



most of the time i wear shorts and polos




i just use jeans and a t




2oot i think theres something wrong with the board again


no ones tipped a coin in a while…






it's lagging from my webm spam


well… i hate answering the door


*slits your throat*


how when im wearing armor
youd need to get me naked first


*throws acid down your armor*


ill tip your butthole with my pip'


kys tinshit


is that how pips work


uhg had a great run in sfv last night
this morning 6 straight losses


shining the ol pip


mom and dad are fighting *sigh*
theyre accusing each other of cheating >_>


well did they cheat


pip pip cheerio




i dont know lol i just wish theyd stop fighting


kill them


do i wait for mommy to get me the med or do i go get it myself… these brainzaps are getting worse >___<


maybe it's time to get them yourself


it's really far






fricken gameshark noobs


sailor moon was fuckin hot if you really think about it




they dont call me lil pip for nothing




how lil are we talking


a sixer, just a lil lil


sailor mars…


sixer aint lil


ah the ol pip, eh?


little on the short side


ahh sickzii… hug me one more time…


thought six was average


no 6 is perfectly fine


based whitebros


6 is above average

5.3 is average


*hugs you*


i feel like i've ascended


*you can feel my dick*


yeah for stinkers and gooks


pip pip cheerio




no its even lower for them


stop pretending penis size matters
it's all about the face
if you dont believe me then try tinder



ah man i almost missed him right there


whats terry up to today
doing a bit of drinking perhaps?


big pip, pretty face, sickzii has it all


what would gucci mane laflare do


if only he was indian he'd be perfect




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would do anything for a jap wife


cute :3


monster energy + razer
a match made in gamer heaven

yeah i game? so what? *cracks open a monster*
*takes a sip* ready to do my thing *puts fingers in the wasd position on my razer keyboard* sweet


ready to game


gook morning everyone


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my dad had a job and a wife by my age but heh…..he couldn't game like i can *clicks one of the buttons on the side of my 300$ gaming house that brings up pornhub*


my dad was married twice by my age


fuck i meant *mouse


my neighbor is a great grandfather at 65


pip pip cheerio


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my dads first job was a car salesman at a scrapyard


you say responsibility and working 9-5 heh…sorry dad…gotta rescue the princess *'wahoos' & 'mamma mias' heard in the background*


its ok man a gaming house is pretty cool too

fridge…jam packed with monster….
storage closet?
yeah lmao….to store our spare razer-brand gaming equipment


shes wonderful


300$ gaming house won't get ya much monster and razer


wish these jgirls were a bit more modest
especially fat thighs over there


the house cost $300
the monthly monster supply costs about $1100


1 shower is all we need for 12 boys




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wonder if fuudo fricked yuka…..on top of a mountain of razer gaming equipment…


had a good idea for a post but forgot it


gonna start geotagging all my blog pix




geotagging is that like jet set radio


yeah the idea is gone
best not to let itt bother me



kys shitfoil


ahhh rainy saturday


oooh tinnnnnnny booooooy


back up from my nappy
hmmmm idk if im feelin any better
my brain still feels kinda zappy






fuckin epic


the fuck is this shit
can you please stop





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god bless


pip pip cheerio


2oot it's all flipped out


History initially sad, but with a happy ending. Good thing the knight was killed and the girl came back to the man she loves.
The girl was forced to have sex with the knight, she prostituted herself to the knight, as his friend was captured, she to save his life followed the knight.
Like prostitutes the girl pretends to orgasm to please the client and even if she likes the pleasure she is not able to stand out over the conscience and prevail over the girl's feelings for her friend. So much so that people can have an existential crisis and experience the feeling of emptiness when they feel they lack something.



>>31474 (You)


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that wasn't me…



lol. shaka is loose!!!!!


*does a touchdown dance*


whats his name… omo…


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dumb ass cat


brb gotta read 800 pages


ah yes, our daily bible readings

800 pages




love the bible
especially the parts where god implores the israelites to keep their bloodlines pure and untainted from the goyim


speaking of goyim
did we toss any coins towards toot today?


uhhh no


well how is he supposed to keep improving our home website without coins?


really dont like gentiles


should i read the bib



not jewish


>No transactions found for this address



all 3 of those posts are 200t


yeh so you can be our resident bible scholar when tin starts saying some dumb shit


gonna send some monero to 2oot so you fuckin freaks cant see it

*sends him massive amounts of monero*


2oot is trying to trick us into sending him some coins


jokes on him, im a nocoiner lmao


yes…jokes on him…



can i get a simcvee update


wasn't the cost $10/mo?


wonder what miatadriver is up to


[tires squeel in the distance]


haven't logged into the scv house in a bit, might tonight though


pokemon go


its 9pm and i have smoked only one cigarette today


im gay


hmm they have some event going on in pogo
maybe going out pogoing tomorrow


pokemon go to hell


what are the best pokemons these days? year ago snorlax and dragonite dominated the charts


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got sushi i dont know how to interpret my fortune


theres nothing behind an able man


you need to burn bridges


pidgey candy lol


they are always watching


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time to shower for work


make sure to clean your butt


geez my hamlet book came in the mail and they wrote "hamlet" right on the package
so the girl that lives above me brought it in off the porch and now she knows i'm gay because it was written right there


chime coming up :-/


dont post it


whats not working
yeah server is $10/mo and someone gave like $10 in LTC which was very kind of them thanks boys


sickziis pokemon..




*slits your throat*


what is the point of the chime!


*raids constantinople*


pip pip cheerio


back to playing hearts


how is hamlet gay?


he sucks his uncles pip at one point


pip pip cheerio


to suck or not to suck
that is the question


i like being reminded of..


no he doesnt…


*throws book out*


hamlets not gay


wow i fucking hate the summer

simply wow


hamlet gay


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actually u know what
i never did read hamlet
thought i did but i didnt

he might be gay for all i know


really wanna play chrono trigger

guess i should just emulate :/


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summer :(


chrono trigger is freakin awesome


still aint played chrono cross :/


its weird how i never want to do anything


nor have i played xenosaga games
hmmmmm *clicks on emuparadise*

what do i want to play….


*chronos nexus*


venus cross firm


what controller works best with an emulator


ps4 if your playing something that requires the d-pad…


uhhh… aneros


chime coming up and i still haven't moved




next chime im booting up a video game idk which one but at least its better than internet addiction


mom got 'za


oops 'zah*


hmm some mail came. something about alcohol delivery service… free all summer long… preemptive chime




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serving or intended to preempt or forestall something;


sites goin slow right
or is it ME


no its 2oot alright


fanr's got her heel pretty far jammed up there


manedela effect


*throttles 162*
oh no send me coins so i can afford to fix it


2oot is a good boy


i put a treadmill in tinny's cage thinking it would be like a hamster wheel but hes jacked now and really mean to everyone else


*immediately slides you a coin*



tinny shouldnt be able to communicate with others


lets get some good video game ost's goin eh



oh boy…




nother chime coming up… i folded laundry



i played this game on the playstation…the first boss is like some cave monster and after you kill it you get kicked out of town for some reason, like everyone gets pissed off at you


thats fucked up


maybe the town worshipped the cave monster


cant remember why it pisses everyone off though, i remember feeling bad about it though. like you risk your life fighting some monster and they act like you're the bad guy









i freakin hate this type of website
try to scroll ahhhhhh i hate it



not clicking


its some anime site

why would you go there


someone spoonfeed me on chimes, don't feel like reading the newspaper


youre being an idiot right now


i dunno, just pokin around on the ol net
i was lookin up melty blood on wikipedia and then i looked at the visual novel before melty blood and then i clicked on type moon and then i seen the link for type moons official web site

and then i got mad at the web site


really freakin ticked right now


i poke around on the net, thats what i do


i am so mad


calm down ol pip


i really enjoy pokin around wikipedia and wikiquote, random articles, learnin something new, the joys of the net


i was supposed to go on vacation next week but i dont think its gonna happen cause im a loser



tell me more


did tin just make like 100k on dogecoin


ah, checkin the ol dogecoin charts eh?


why doesnt toot accept doge coin how else am i supposed to contribute?

its my only currency


id like to pay for my cosmetic circumcision in dogecoins


my mom ruined it
now i have to use my beer money to pay for extra stuff i wouldn't have had to and my mom is our a few hundred too


dumb ass mom


now she's offering to pay even more for stuff and it's just making me madder


nobody made any money on dogeshit because nobody's actually buying it

moving dogecoins from one address to another isn't selling them if the same guy owns both of those addresses


mommies don't ruin our vacations most of the time…


she's too nice to me and it makes me mad

she's ruining my life by coddling me


stfu tin


if the guy talks at all or is shown in a porn video i close it immediately


i can't watch porn if there's a dick in it


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its a… scone


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i dunno


pov virtual sex is pretty much the only type of porn i enjoy


if theres no dicks i dont care


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hmm. maybe jerk off again



just cartoon dicks


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meant sconce btw


whats wrong with scones…


one of my teeth in the back cracked…too much junk food surely caused this situation…


swallow it like a good boy


swallow the tooth chip?????
is it full of nutrients


uhh yeah like vitamin d idiot


its 'all-natural'


but seriously now i gotta go to a dentist sometime in the near future

*cries loudly*


think i have vit d overdose from all the vita d's pills i take
fatigue is a symptom




fatigue is a symptom of everything moron


hope i die soon


yeah i'm a moron




im farting honestly


*korean backdashes away from you*


*gives you the peoples elbow*


*smells what that poster is cooking*


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why is she there




when you were having premarital sex i was busy mastering the blockchain


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like this one


terrified of my phone


when it rings?
i get nervous whenever i hear a phone ring, what if its bad news….






amazing white boy dab


*ring ring*
'hey this is the president of america, shits fucked lol, its game over for you dude, alright peace out'


*throws phone into the ocean*


im very sleepy
gonna nap


*ring ring*
'hey this is the dean of dong studies at harvard, we just completed a comprehensive world-wide survey of dong shapes and sizes and yours has just the right dimensions to never be able to satisfy anyone, just thought we'd let you know, bye'


have a hard time getting into this
can't relate to answering a phone

uh… answered years ago and a robot said
"THIS IS THE FBI" or something…. this is the fbi reports for burglary…
almost passed out


*ring ring*


watched dunkirk
idk couldnt get into it at all
it was a good movie but i just didnt know how to feel while watching it


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just laid on my bed for 3 chimes


i got to see it too and i liked it, thought it was plenty emotionally evocative


hmm.. waking up at 5:30pm…


ok im up im up


no one ever helps me


*kisses you on the lips*


dads doing the laundry tonight.. tried to make a joke to him about not to worry about the big wet spot on my sheet is just from my ice packs and not from piss.. he didnt even say anything…




no dad to help me with the sheets


2oot ban these bots
i swear ive seen the exact same posts before


2oot dont ban me, that guys an idiot
*flips you a coin*


so youre a coiner eh
*stabs you in the butt*


send me to jail i want to go to jail


my pip, your pip… whats the flippin dif'??


2oot help me
*slides you 1.1 million doge coin*
that guys trying to murder me


do you guys ever feel good after a nap?
i never do…always feel extremely disconnected and lazy, no matter if its a 20 minute nap or 2 hours


you have to find your nap sweet spot which is factored by time of day and reason for napping. never nap over an hour though


end me


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these are the kind of girls we like here




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wake up cosmo


extreme dep


no dep




*transcends dep*





dep chime


ah yes my dep alarm reminding me of my incurable dep


liltrapdog is live


now i see chime is a mistake


not just a mistake but also annoying now


you're annoying stop posting lol


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imagine going to a pool party and getting invited into the pool by this…


lite beer? ugh, ill pass


ok but im not taking my shirt off


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beach bod


you wouldnt need any floaties :D


looks a bit familiar…


almost another fresh soccer season
who are our favorite soccer teams worldwide




that pattern of fat distribution indicates high estrogen levels


trinidad & tobago national team




alexa what is jeff bezo's work out routine


me : juventus


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based us army


someone shooped a shirtless pic of that trunks guy on /fa/
can't find it but its basically what i look like


trunks from dbz


very interesting thank you for letting us know


what happens if you have high estrogen AND high testosterone?


you become a FREAK!!!!


wonder what g webb would say about those leaked gitmo pics… probably that it was media cover for something bigger


really excited for that dragon ball game


what if you used some third hormone to become a totally different being and used t and e blockers




had two 1/2 chicken tenders and half a cup of macaroni and cheese..


what IF


fuckin stunnered the whole ring


beer boi and his food… ehehehe


what if you voluntarily make yourself retarded with social isolation


yeah as IF lol


get an agf


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tried to get a picture of him and he ran off…


bravo rio


rio….not in the mood for the spotlight right now….


performance anxiety


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slave nigger


eugh, skin color and arm hair….




everyone has arm hair


did you chop up the tenders and mix them in your mac n cheese?


frick man
im trying to find this video of the rock and two other wrestlers surprisingly showing up to help someone but i cant find it


not hot gook girls


i'll kiss them


lmao seltzer btfo by fucking pokemon mankids


id let her crush my head with her thighs np



ok found it, has literally everything i liked about wrestling then
stone cold n beers
surprise entrances
chokeslams, rock bottoms, stunners
the rock running wearing one of those leather vests lmao


shut the fuck up we dont care


tough crowd….


i got 2 pepsi max cans in the fridge


yea pretty much in the little container they do the fried chicken in


its true idc but you're being rude tonight


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your fucking whore

we dont give a fuck about your dumb gay shit


>Pokemon Go Lady Gets Booed and has Water Bottle Thrown At Her

neither of these happened…




improvised water bottle pipe bomb


what do you mean did you watch the clip
both happened…..


what pokemon go lady?


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dumb bitch ruining her shoes


thats how yeri wears her shoes as well……


boom, globalists


barcelona are making my favorite team look like school children right now….


alexa, order me 20 apple cores
yes, just the cores, from the finest apples amazon has to offer


ah yes…the growing trend of japanese school girls prostituting themselves for spending money


amazon pantry choice add on hdmi cables with free amazon prime amazon shipping


are the hdmi cables amazon basic brand


knew i was missing something


next time make sure you mix em


i cant wait for gambit vs immortals tomorrow i hope zeus wins his first major
he's so fucking cool he has takes 2 different squads to a major final


speak english please


convert and upload 'the anarchists cookbook' to my kindle


alexa erase me from existence


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you know what ill do
every time i see someone post about fighting game or wresting shit, ill spam the thread with gooks
if toot wont do anything about these retards i will


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i have gooks for days


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false flagging tin2 tard


god damn you little kpop child fine i wont post wrestling anymore

wtf is wrong with you


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dont you fucking 'wtf' me, gayshit


stop it with the plastic monsters please


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i see my goal has been achieved, in less than a minute
this was but a taste of what will happen next time


stop linking us on kpg


im actually autistic


you suck and are a piece of shit


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you can't see me


niggers are my god


this is terrorism


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lets see if i care…. hmpf, no, i guess i dont


gr0w up


keep linking it i get lonely during slow hours


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*fighting games*


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the badwidth ;_;


this is the end


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yeah i might be a little autistic
so what


and dumb and shitty and awful

all around terrible person

you smell too


this is the end this is the end


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ill send toot a hundred coins if he needs them


i dont kbow any of these gooks and ts making me feel uncomfy


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remember her



god bless


kill toot


the rothschilds are in bitcoin now, god dang it…


down with toot


the banking elite hates crypto…


as if the kikes didnt invent bitcoin
one global currency
yeah thats like a kike wet dream


so what fighting games are you guys playing
i only have sfv right now


i still dont give a fuck how a fuckboy feel


we should trade in seashells
ill mail in some seashells


thats what im playing too
i have tekken 7 and melty blood aacc and uniel and xrd rev 2 too


five seashells for your ass


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i'm leaving congratulations


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bring the gooks


later, homo faggot



im gay


[pssssst : i made a hidden thread if u wanna come there and hide with me]


the fartwidth…


im going out to eat at a fancy italian place


italians are classless boors


not hidden anymore noob!



gassy tonight


are we watching ufc?


i need some lasagnaroni


you guys got ditched


posting here again
dont tell no one :)


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where was i…..
ah yes,


a real nigger posted on magog today…


ahhh emptied my piss jar and now im good for couple of days


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and fucking 8 megs for that shit
jesus dude


in reality THIS was the secret true thread!


an epic twist…



i fell in love…



cho is looking old today…

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