yes… the faucet is gold… i see
>>29992>continuity and constant incremental advancement is far more important for society
'progress' is a myth. the idea that we can make improve our material conditions into infinity or until we reach some deus ex machina level of utopian advancement where the very real problems of ecological collapse and resource sustainability become moot is a false god
i'd rather believe my actions were worth something than be stuck in a modern post-industrial consumer society where all i have to look forward to are material things which become dull and boring as soon as you get a hold of them
skimmed the last thread for pics. someone playing the sims with us
he made the kitchen floor checkerboard like in >>29945
is he that webcam watcher guy? perhaps he is. could we go further and question if hes the guy who pays out to cam whores? :speculation:
hmmm… should i get the skol out or not tonight.. been like 6 nights in a row now..
humans cant keep going forever as long as we are constrained by biological limitations but after that our limitations are anyones guess, but i suppose its hard to call those 'people' or 'we'
continuity really is essential especially now since we've used up all the easily accessible resources
thats what made hitler so popular…he offered people the chance to be a part of something that mattered. an exciting and daring movement that seemed to be fated by destiny
us modern folk are called upon only to legitimize our figure heads with symbolic votes and as long as our bellies are full and theres something on the computer we go about being little sacks of metadata making the wheels of society spin in place
not reading these teenagers arguing btw
keep it up tards
i shouldnt engage idiots but i cant help it i need something to keep me awake
probably some guy copy pasting something
looking at the future like that makes humanity seem like disposable drones doing the drudgery of laying the red carpet for someone else's big debut
whats the point? why should i care about them
idk guys.. the thought of waking up without a hangover seems pretty good.. then i can drink on the weekend too..
dumb house leaver
joan of arc song
is that quandarius
'use your voice for change'
means channel your energy into furthering goals that align with our corporate interests
'promote attitudes that make it easier for us to harvest and monetize more and more of the world's data'
dang embed…. vow to never embed again
hmmm….is google using its policies of youtube content creators to promote a certain political agenda? wonder if they use an algorithm in their search engine to hide or promote certain results for political or social reasons
ate too much
i'd like to be alone with one of these gooky "broadcast jockeys" and really do some damage
hurt her bad
jerked it to some cute boys(female)
real, real bad
just put together the light hanging kit thing for the ol' aquarium…
no excuse not to go do all the work of moving it in place now… /sigh
can someone post
very lonely here
playing silent hill 2
i'm not your mary
no its just really easy
fishtank boy is a moron
screw you jerk
i'm a man too
another thing… if you put rocks and wood up against glass like that you'll end up knocking things over when you try to clean
and they don't show you that white filter after a month when its all dirty and gross>>30040
fishtank sissy boy
i mean, shut up!
i'm gonna go do stuff have fun being ALONE
imagine putting fishtank boy in a tiny cock cage
i hope sickzii is enjoying his weekend!
prolly hungover from drinking with his friends and gfriend
no he was cuddling in bed with me watching 'ime all night
ordered from a smaller yoyo company but have yet to get a tracking number or confirmation that it's even shipped yet :\
my actions already feel worthless so itd be nice to have universal basic income so i could just focus on my studies
ah yes my studies *drinks a beer*
*sips mommies wine*
hmmm yes… i think i taste… a hint of grapes…
oh this? herman miller
the "aeron", fully loaded of course
just caught the fish having s*x but its a bad picture
my advisor asked me how my masters thesis is coming along
how do i tell him its not coming along at all
how do i tell him im a useless, worthless, lazy retard
just woke up lol
post his dickie
rip lincoln park
bill payin' day,….
i need to mech some monay
oh yeah? well i wanna die
gonna treat myself to a movie today
ye im watching blade runner as well tonight
or maybe ill go to the cinema and watch dunkirk? havent decided yet
blade runner….. the ultimate turtle killing film….
the one that started the trend of turtle killing….
nevermind all the movie theaters have assigned seating now and all the good seats are already bought. guess ill just stay home now
what were you gonna go watch
ok i decided now
im gonna go watch it
and im gonna spoil it for you >:D
what if a chad was sitting in your assigned seat…………
id suck his dick
please dont ive been looking forward to it for more than a year i just didnt know movie theaters assigned seating now
ok i wont but only because you asked nicely
cant say the same about my alt persona tho >:D
i wanna go see baby driver…
my aquariums are a mess… i'm very disappointed in myself
ten more days in your cock cage!!!
no yuri allowed here
we only like boysrabbu here
throw it in the trash
well fuck you niggers
guess you are all too busy being out in bars
wish at least tin was here
yes, tin and i could have a nice discussion right now if you idiots didnt drive him away
fuck you fucking nigger monkeys
speaking of bars i got lucky using my technique that almost never fells last night
ended up driving a girl back to her place to drop her off and i got a hand job and her number but she was kind of fat so i dont think im going to ever call her good thing i didnt give her my number
the sex is all just meaningless because ive never been more depressed than i am right now in my life
i havent been in a relationship for almost 2 months now and i should be finishing up my anti d drugs but i relapsed and now im taking valium all the time again and drinking heavy
im here just not posting
wish i was a gook
dont gook me brah
gook me brah
i fear i am the last real nigga left
evil and mean spirited stinker man >.<
not yet stinker bitch!!!
he can still try and force a hard fork in a few months though….but for now we're safe
whats the secret to success scv
im in a real bad funk, how do i turn my life around?
happy bday narci!!!
the eternal stinker strikes again
can drumpf save us?
stop using the internet
stop doing drugs
stop drinking acohol
clean your room
get yourself in order
sort yourself out
im stuck at step 1
ill take the tiny one
those things are pretty ugly
word better put them in the incinerator
second from left omo
better put them in my bed
the 4 on the right are failed science experiments right
tried making it harder to do drugs by putting them in a locked box with a 6 dig combinatiom but now i still do them it just takes more of my time
wish i had drugs :/
sickzii is my drug
still weirds me out that ugly people bang each other
it gets bigger when i pull on it
youll have to get thru me first bitch *slides on naruto headband thingy*
i'd date any girl that isn't fat
want a dumb girl so i can always feel superior
how about getting a better girl and making her feel inferior?
id date any girl that isnt overwhelmingly ugly and fat
and must want 3 or more kids
and cant have tattoos
that just makes you a shitty person
also she can't be a literal psycho
also she cant have hair around her nipples
wish i had a smart girl who wanted to pop out like 10 kids and help me homeschool them to be nerd whizzes…
me on the right sickzii on the left
would you be a stay at home dad?
smart girl would just end up being restless and imagining how she settled and how much better she deserves
my kids are going to a very strict catholic school
god doesnt allow the elite to fuck with catholic schools
actually she'd be dating up and would work extra hard to prove herself worthy of my time and seed
riiiiiight *rolls eyes*
let me have my fantasy assjerk without it i have nothing
relax it's friday…
im definitely a catch
yeah for animal control LOL
simsboy should make a sickzii character that provides for the house
2oot is the house sugar daddy
im not a freak
going tin hunting.
were humane. catch and release..
we dont hunt tins
we lay out traps
poor thing got its foot stuck in a tin trap
why the heck are they called cock-tails
think about it for 1 second idiot
cock means penis… whats that got to do with tails…
roosters are called cocks and they have tails.. kinda poofy and flamboyant… are the drinks poofy and flamboyant?
jk i have no idea how they got their name
really dont appreciate your tone young man
appreciate this b1tch *unzips*
maybe its because people wearing cocktail dresses drink cocktails
i thought the dresses were named after the parties that were named after the drinks served at them…
ugh gonna be driving for like 7 hrs today
i have morning pip again at 1:22 pm
cock-tail party - a party where cocks go to chase tail
cock-tail drink - what people drink at the party
cock-tail dress - what you wear to the party
its all coming together now
a fine time to wake up
this one week i got morning pip every day but never had it since
ah yes time to go on /pol/ and pretend to be privy to obscure knowledge that relates to the impending end of the world as we know it
rile up some paranoid idiots by feeding their delusions
where is everything <_< o_o >_>
wow this image is really gay man-phobic
uhhh yeah sure…
*tears off your eyelids*
stop giving me (you)s while im not here!!!
i made both those posts over an hour ago
couldnt you give me (you)s then?????!?!?!
i'm very close to becoming rich…
scvee house when
that one buck dogecoin investment…..
its gonna get huge….
im cackling here
yeah i got a couple million doge, whats wrong with that??????
you boys get your backbone up
stop lettin these aggressive ass women take control
this is still a man's world
alexa, search pornhub for ebony asses
162 is so dead today x__x
its friday what did you expect
i wish that one guy took pictures of the girl who jacked him off
we're all at work
im playing wow
i'm gonna relax tomorrow
is your name alex
want to become a statistic
'white male od'd off heroin'
i know its friday night but im not drinking tonight…
'precorporation' of course…
not reading any of that junk
can someone please ask me about my aquarium
when are you gonna get rid of it
asked a question and you wont even answer me, last time i engage with you
based birthday girl
just another 1500/month
just seen the viet neighbor daughter cleanin her car….bent over….lil shorts…heh
did you FUCK her?
should i have?????
no. staying chaste is an important virtue
i hope i die soon
dont worry im here now to save the thread
home from work early
sorry i uh…. hmmm
no i don't want to get rid of it. sunk too much skrill into it to get rid of it too
hoping i will die soon
you're throwing your life on the alter of kitsch decoration
art, objects, or design considered to be in poor taste because of excessive garishness or sentimentality
terry is pretty much right about everything
porn with penises involved makes you a beta male
hope terry gets in a fatal altercation with police
the more peni the better
im scared to click the newest vid on the archive…..
i see him shirtless, around his parents…
shirtless terry means drunk
"why are you watching the terrible tv mom"
"i look at this and i see HELL"
"i think of the ww2 generation and then i see this television, i think what the fucks going on"
*pans camera to tv showing a nigger in a suit*
tv thing is from the newest archive vid… came up in auto play
>sir put down the camera
whatre u nigger cia monkeys gonna do *sips beer*
>we need a clean up down here, we have a suspect who failed to obey a lawfully given order
>do u like her
>blue text matters
*drops a quick blue*
heh thisll get him goin'
you have shit television because you're in hell
guess ill kill myself after all
maybe this reality is all a test
and the solution is to end your life
#yuck #nothankyou #mango #snacktime #foodie #foodlover #pig #chattythebigpinkpig #soulhavensanctuary #animalsarefriends #friendsnotfood #vegan #veganlife #vegetarian #pigsofinstagram #pigsaspets #pigsonig #pigstagram #animalsanctuary
epic post for
i signed up for health insurance today
$41 a freakin week because my work sux
but i aint had coverage in almost 10 years
was this a bad move
that used to be a days work for me
you guys haven't been providing me with adequate… nvm
convince me to not jerk off a third time
whats goin on with your aquarium?
Cuckold With My Gal Wife. What Happens When A Nerdy Guy Like Me Gets A Gyaru Gal For A Wife.
nerdy guy….just like me yes…
i watch big bang theory too haha
i have persistent thoughts of suicide lmao
lol that sheldon guy
u know what im saying
shut up you fucking niggers
might do a quick ‘bate
we're agnostic here
remember : no dicks
or else you become a beta male
nothing omo about that
wow thats a wide vocab
didnt drop out of college for nuthin
ive never been in a college classroom whats it like
u just sit there or what
yeh you sit there while a guy talks
its like asmr you spend thousands of dollars on
$10 bottle of wine was on clearance sale for $5. its a little old but otherwise pretty good
glad i skipped that part
better with age in fact
wasnt she supposed to be topless in this fsf
*sips mommies white wine*
not posting anymore
the classes are usually divided between lectures, where you just sit and listen to a dude talk, and tutorials/practical work, where you sometimes have to get your lazy ass up in front of the blackboard and solve some problem in front of the class
lectures are generally pretty comfy, depending on the lecturer ofc
havent jerked off since sunday, my sexual desires are slowly changing
i now want a wife + children
a real family man
*comes home from work* "hey dad!!!" "papa's home!!!!!!" *hugs me as soon as i set my lunch pail down*
ahhh, the ol' brats eh? and hows the ol' wife doing? "ching chong ma ma ling tao chu"
fucking racemixing idiot
your happa son is gonna grow up into the next elliot rodger
you should have a daughter instead you retard everyone knows happa daughters are the best
its kind of dangerous. i didnt blast it for a few days and went outside, made mutual eye contact with a cute girl and almost talked to her so watch out
she wants the dick
*waits patiently for death*
is harrison ford our guy
im going to have 5 white sons, 2 gook daughters, 3 indian sons and 1 niglet
diversity is our strength :)
idk has he publicly mentioned anything involving modern day politics?
if so no hes not
stop the incest
no i dont remember ever reading anything about him and the politics
i think hes clean but i could do a quick google search to be sure
harrison ford is one of those actors who are secretly really dumb
aren't most actors on the dumb side?
noooooo dont look
i dont want to know
i found out tom hanks was a freakin weirdo recently and can never ever take him seriously again
hmm nvm my kike detector just told me hes apparently a jew
no more incest
wow my dad gets home from work in like 15 minutes and i still had the ac blasting.. good thing i remembered..
hollywood is full of em
one set of granparents are jews
the other set….catholic….
whats the rule on this? what if the catholic part inside him overcame the jew?
mommy has to be a jew for the kid to be a jew
i think hitler, the expert on such matters, actually made a rule for this sort of situations
crap….his mommy was a jew….
well, what was his ruling on such a matter?
i dunno ask him
licensed talmudic rabbinical lawyer here
ill also have 3 jewish daughter and 5 nippy daughters
those nippy daughters….
adopted k daughter into kgf 2025
and 2 stinker sons to work on the farm
would you rather own a room on a cruise ship or a penthouse in your major city of choice?
penthouse in shanghai
i dont wanna live on no boat
but how would you cover your living expenses, furniture, property taxes, etc?
why didnt you talk me out of jerking off…
how do u fix that
top cities to live in
i dont know if i could handle all those people….
except ulaanbaatar thats probably less annoying
cities are gay as fuck
a giant scv cruise…
imagine the smell
living on the hundredth floor with surround view and a private elevator… you could trick anyone into thinking your are cool…
*surfs sand dunes in the saharah*
*has unprotected gay sex with a stranger*
catch any bugs?
time will tell
into black girls these days
my boss went to shanghai for all of june, to buy his stinker wifes father a present, a fancy car….
said it was really nice
and all of the hotels have some kind of milk bath + massage thing that i guess everyone is real into
tried to do that tai chi thing with the locals but couldnt keep up
everyone in restaurants gets up at the same exact time to go smoke outside
thats all he told me i wish he had more juicy details about shanghai life…
funniest thing just happened
just talked to god, he said 'stay the course, you're doing great'
someone stepped on the business side of a rake?
i couldnt care less about shanghai
shenzhen on the other hand…….
yeah you would say that wouldnt you you dumb hipster idiot
isnt shenzhen mostly just an industrial city
apparently people still shit in the middle of the street in those big stinker cities
think ill move to one of those cancer villages
god helps those who help themselves afterall
she looks part mexican
ugh that earring *puke*
jp is just generals now
damn i wanna frick the crossdressing runescaper
please phone shit dont post those
whores are not something we enjoy looking at
not even his phone, read the filename
ah, bit of a post detective yes?
solving the case…
what am i looking for nigger?
look at the filename and the time at the top
it doesn’t add up
hitting $3k sunday night
woops that was supposed to go on /biz/
biz is just coinshits no one even owns their own business there
owning your own business is dumb forming a llc is the way to go
i dont even like /biz/ i just wanna talk about shitcoins with someone
anyone really, even those fuckin idiots
love licking chinks
who should i kill
or love little chinks
i dont know anything about bitcoins
i just bought some when they were 250$ and now i hold them
hold my ass daddy
*buys a bit*
lmao those were the days when i was buying bitcoins for 10$ a pop and spending all of them on drugs
those were the FUCKIN days man
i should get into rape porners
i wonder what vodnvape is gonna tell us…
gonna go back to playing hearts
that hes gay
hearts… bridge… dunno how they are played at all
im talking about kingdom hearts
we play cribbage here
they call me loverboy
thats like lawn golf isnt it
disney is fuckin gay
they call me dumb gay retard
no lawn golf is called ummmm
suck my goofy cock
that is it
no croquet is a snack
how do u rob a bank
dunno a thing about robbery but i am a master heister
master croquet malletter here
master of nothing here
the art of masturbation…
more of a craft really
reported for thinking criminal thoughts
parents left for the week and didn't buy me beer. gonna have to walk it.
dont forget your umbrella
shawty had them applebottom jeans…
if you keep looking back you gonna trip going forward
what if you are walking forwards backwards
one step forward, two steps back
stop making me think idiots
kms is only selfish if you dont kys someone afraid to kms before you kys
cum on my face i dont care
look at this fuckin tranny
kimi dake wo..
kimiiii dake wooooo…
you guys dare me to play silent hill while my parents are away?
dare you to selfsuck
i get home in an hour and ill show ya what power posting is all about
ye i posted him like 20 posts ago
you fucking piece of shit
stealing my (you)s
fucking fuckface faggot shitface retard
what homo came up with the beer before liquor never been sicker thing
sets a timer for 1 hour
youre missing the bigger picture
apparently my grandma came over to take me to lunch today… i slept in until like 2pm because i got really drunk last night.. lol…
lmao did you have mornin pip
goddam i hate my life so much someone this pretty is real
*stares at your crotch* what's that sweetie
just the ol' pipper
i dont wear tight jeans like the gook boys
but i do get wasted like the gook boys
my family is full of worthless self-important idiots just like me
for this next trick i'm going to need a volunteer
should i watch rush hour? it has that skinny nigger and chink in it..
yeah watch it, chris tucker is really funny
oh yeah? what other notable movies has he been in?
well i'm making pizza rolls for dinner
i had 13 samosas for dinner
i didnt say he was prolific, but he's pretty funny
i remember when i used to get four lokos.. would get two four lokos and then a beer.. would drink the four loko as i was biking home.. would hit me while i was in the shower…
rush hour 2 has ziyi zhang in it….. in her prime before freakin age took over her looks :/
we dont shower
was that back before the government made 4loko change up their recipe for being too extreme
no it was the new four lokos.. the watermelon was alright…
think ill skip my lavender soak tonight…
the 90s thought this was a good thing….nowadays you just cant be 2xtreme….
i can *360 flips a 6 step*
it was something to do with like the caffeine and alcohol together that made it like dangerous or something i dunno
think it's almost time i showed you guys my sixer…
If Jesus Christ were to come today, people would not even crucify him. They would ask him to dinner, and hear what he had to say, and make fun of it
*kills a giant*
born in the wrong generation?
well thats not true, i lived the 90s man
and the 00s werent too bad either
but these 10's are just fuckin gay
gettin fricked the heck up 2nite!!!
bought 80oz of "strong" beer!!
love it when my mom cooks fish and makes the whole house smell like shit for the rest of the night
wow what an ingrate this kid is!!!!!!
an ungrateful person.
actually the first half of the 00s were really great
internet speed was improving, the web was still exciting and mostly free from the elite trying to brainwash users, tons of good video games to play, people had cell phones but they weren't addicted to em like a bunch of zombies
00-05 ah yes
our whole life has been fucking gay honestly
wish i was born in 2100
how am i being ungrateful? i hate fish and never eat seafood
are you me
fish is great i love salmon the most but all sorts of fish is good
dont like the texture of seafood.. too soft and mushy…
i vote for 00's part one as the best 5 years of my life
and then 90s part 1
and then 90s part 2
and then 00s part 2
and then 10s are the bottom because they fuckin suck dick
idk i think i had the most fun last year following trump cheering for him and watching him dominate libshits
cant remember fuckall from 90s or 00s honestly
i really liked 2007
really low quality posts
shut the fuck up nigger ill fucking murder you goddamnit suck my cock and choke on my cum fucking retard
fuckin 13 year old kekistani piece of shit
a sex fueled romp around the city…
we do that here
my gambling site still hasnt cleared my freakin tokido evo bet win
can you guys 'hear' music in your head by reading sheet music?
Definition of romp
: one that romps; especially : a romping girl or woman
a : high-spirited, carefree, and boisterous play
b : something suggestive of such play: such as (1) : a light fast-paced narrative, dramatic, or musical work usually in a comic mood (2) : an episode of lovemaking
: an easy winning pace; also : runaway 3
hmm… i see…
neither can i :/
how much did you make?
i can after i play it on piano
can an scv boy who knows what hes doing please shave my head…
but you can't just look at a page of notes and see like "oh G-D-F-G-A-B that sounds like this" and hear it?
just a $52 win, i couldn't possibly bet too much on one person in a field of like 6k people…
but still its just sittin there all week unpaid :(
just scratchin my nuts
flipping doc tore off some leg hair to put little monitors on me
what are you being monitored for?
just making sure that the elite globalist blood is still flowing throughout your body
after 23 years i think im finally ready for sex!
a young boy…
idk something to do with my heart forgot what it's called
i got a murmur
whats that feel like
like the beat is off-beat or something
made a deal with the niggerdevil
weird i have a heart murmur too….sometimes i get weird palpitations
my heart murmurs about how i should kill people
wha'd'jya doin there, kid?
ive got some spending money now…
thats what'cha you idjit
what did they make you do…
wha'd'they make ya do?
wha'd'ey make you do?
imagine having one thousand dollars…
one thousand dollars? still not enough for an aeron fully loaded
home sweet home
got nothin but time in the klink… lots of time to think…
time to sort yourself out and work out like gucci mane did
if i had a thousand dollars id probably freeze and panic ive never had that much responsibility
ive a few thousand coin bucks does that count *dips* ut oh
i got extra drugs..
tellin lies to the judge…
wha'd'ye have to do for them?
a thousand bucks is definitely enough drugs to last like… at least a year
wha'd'ey make ye do for 'em?
stop trying to one up me
actually im rich
gunna divorce my wife
hmm… one thousand buckaroos… time to retire
ive been pretending to be gay this whole time and you all fell for it
quit try'na one up me
this is gonna be terry soon
except hes gonna say fuck a lot more
ugh…cant take you guys anywhere…
*spills food on my shirt* whoops!
*reaches for the salt and spills my drink* oh well, they get paid to clean this stuff up anyway
take me daddy
my grandpa used to spill tons of food on his shirt every meal. we'd say he was feeding his shirt and laugh at him. wasnt that good of a joke now that i think back on it.
might kick it old school and robotrip
*spits on the floor*
my grandma openly and loudly says nigger while we're out eating
we -actually- cant take her anywhere
*covers my childs eyes at the table across from you*
actually i remember in middle school my gym teacher getting mad at me for spitting on the court. he made me clean it up but since i was cool in middle school i made someone do it for me.
a real cool guy…
middle school king is what they called me
what level 'plateau' do you try and get to
girls chasing after him during recess…
just 2nd. i had a panic attack the one time i tried to go further than that.
*cracks fifth beer*
going to bed after this one…
anyone heard from tin on twitch or skype lately
is he still alive
oh shoot are we drinking
i didnt buy anything
yeah tonight is a drinking night
one time i smoked spice/JWH while robotripping and i got serotonin syndrome and puked a ton and passed out hallucidreaming on the floor next to the toilet
ive never actually robo tripped or smoked salvia
depersonalization frightens me
sounds like paris syndrome
i have never done anything illegal mr fbi
or mrs or miss
dont do salvia
hello this is onaholes . com
uhh hi i want to order some models..
okay sir what would those be?
umm i want the new sickziiholes please…
alright should i make it the usual payment?
i actually like the feeling. instead of making me feel like i'm not myself it gives more of a this is who i am feeling. if that makes sense.
ive routinely been checking viewers list for a couple of streams
havent seen him anywhere
he either logged out (into a new account) or hes in a fucking ditch
you guys are a bunch of drug using disgusting freaks causing me anxiety
im reporting all of you
get these druggos (what i call drug users) outta here 2oot
tins just having a "hard reset", isolate and find yourself within ohhmmmmmm
something terry desperately needs
2oot im high as FUCK hahahahahaha
i have smoked weed, heroin on three occasions, snorted a great variety of pills, cocaine, and done shrooms
think dxm is a good neet drug since you don't have to deal with people to use it. it's the only reason i started it.
hey toot *wiggles butt* im really drunk dont take advantage of me *winks at you*
*takes you out back*
from now on it's just alcohol, benzos, anti-dees, opiates, caffeine, dust-away cans, and cigarettes
*smokes some tunes*
all legal highs for me
for me it's gotta be opiates
wonder where he's taking him
out back idiot
research chemicals tho……
like old yeller..
out back to put a bullet in his head
ha beat you to the punch
*gets murdered in the back*
did anyone hear that gunshot
probably just the 'yotes
it came from our shooting range dummy
yeah toss poster and that guy drunk guy were out back i wonder if they heard it
we went over this, its just fireworks
fireworks are illegal this time of year, someone should go investigate
*comes into the room and starts shooting*
NAMASTE PIG SKINS
ugh finally, was hhoping it was going to happen while i slept but this will do
*doesnt get out of the way*
*shows off huge biceps while shooting big machine gun like rambo*
why hasnt he hit us yet
im completely unscathed
scathe me idiot
hes just made that hes not in the simcvee house
how are the simcvees doing anyway
any closer to achieving our life's goals?
sim fart dot com
moms bf's grand kids are here -_-
not a fan of kids -_-
dont worry i sure they all terrify to leave you alone with them
i let tinny out of his cage to make everyone food and he set the house on fire
actually im great with kids and they made me watch them while they played outside for 30 minutes -_-
not everyone is a raging autist like you -_-
god i hate norms like that guy
did we perish in the flames?
not a norm just not a 'tist
i was hoping so but i bought a fire alarm so the fire man came
wow this guy even say he "great with kids" and he "watch them while they play" someone call fbi immediately
being a bit tisty today i see
in da club gettin tisty
anyone wanna play sfv?
im super bad and dont know any combos just cheesy stuff that works on the total newcomers in casual maches thats it
you know that thing i said earlier? forget it
i would beat you off so bad your whole body would hurt
O_O me next
no sorry i uninstalled that a while ago
i will play tekken 7 with u
oooh i have it but i dont know how to do crap….
fight him for my love
*throws the match*
feeling a little alonely
dads gone all weekend!!!! *cranks ac*
im not great but if youre on pc i dont mind running some sets
also as long as youre in the us, euro connections dont do well with me
i have other fghting games too
i just buy stuff and dont play em usually so if u guys wanna play somethin against someone whos bad at everything….
i think we got black people here theyre talking an awful lot about fighting games :x
pasty white boys play fighting games too….
most of my locals were hipstery white dudes and anime loving black dudes and some mexicans
yikes! sounds scary!
imagine the size of their dingdongs omo…
we miss him
bet they dont callem pips
reality continues to ruin my life
hes not in my room..
love you zii
hi back i am here
maybe hes in the garage with your dad
ugh time to bounce
have a new guy i hate. the disc golf guy. wish he would just go out and do it already
im not new….
is that tinnys gook
i meant your new on my hate list
hes sitting on my dad…
must like the heat…
btw thats my waifu seulgi
selugy is such a fucking whore wtf
i linked us on kpg btw
ill wtf if i feel like it when i feel like it
someone post tinnys gook i miss him
ugh wtf someone actually linked us >_____<
2OOT BLOCK ALL NEW IPS!!!@!
well it was fun
i feel so exposed, i think im going to delete the thread i made earlier
im just gonna gook
hate when this happens…get paranoid every post is done by a 4normer when we get linked
dont phone me wtf
alexa gas the fourigners
alexa report kpg on mu
wonder what hologram tupac is up to
why dont you ask alexa
alexa distract my wife while i sneak out back and smoke some toons
definitely not posting my sixer now
alexa block all phones
no wait please post it i prefer the little ones..
we have sixers here
tfw pretending to be english second language eastern yuro and it's become my real identity
please ban that guy
ban my ass daddy
you cant ban me im original
project fi just gave me a free month of data O_O
*slides 2oot a monero*
keep this ban off the books, toots
oh and i got my new yoyos
the small yoyo company i bought from took forever to get here because its from california
wish i had project fi in canada instead of 3 companmies all offering the same thing
dont you ever worry about hitting your fish tanks when you 'yo
blasted the ac too hard and now im freezing and my nippies are way hard!
we have innies
would be actually funny if it was just a montage of alex jones saying that instead of some gay song
wow i got trips on kpg >__<
maybe tomorrow is gonna be my lucky day
im not aquarium guy
actually that stupid ass song was stuck in my head all day long i hate when that happens
what a fucking whore
just the way i like them btw
lol cho is wearing so much face bleach look at her hand it's yellow
FRICKIN STOP LINKING US
stop crying nerd
*puts you in a headlock*
im like 6'6 250lbs and i play linebacker for the oakland raiders b#tch
swirlies always calmed me down as a youth
link my ass daddy
actually during the alphabay shutdown / seize recently they seized all that guys bitcoins and every other coin that guy got in the alphabay wallets except his monero because its so secure
monero is seriously a great coin
*doest give a flip about cryptocurrency but thinks their a swell idea for the future*
word send me some 'ddress at the bottom
ugh i did the google captcha too fast and it thinks im a robot now
it slowed tf down so bad
dont miss that thing
just take all my precious monero
made another thread
we love our somalis, we love our muslims
thanks bud i owe you a couple bans
i used to think i had herpes because i got canker sores.. thankfully i dont have herpes.. i just have sharp teeth and bite the inside of my mouth frequently..
how else would i scare the coyoties off
would fireworks work instead
yeah just got called a god nbd
these are all connected
sept 23rd is when bbitcoin hits 10000 and that causes the world to end
hmm gonna reinstall doom 4 now to try out the multiplayer dlc since it just got unlocked for normal owners
deleted a thread, dont want chan to see what we were talking about
what do you mean normal owners
i own doom 4 and i could play mp since forever
it just fucking sucks tho
no like the dlc is all free now
does dlc make it any less shit?
kpg is fucking horrible jesus
all that gaypop shit makes my eyes bleed
never played it, never will
i must have said gook a million tiiiiiiiiiiiiimes
saying gook all the tiiiiiiiime
im actually crippled by watching that alien tranny
might not click on her stream again im not sure
for me? it's gotta be a gook
not even a
little BIT :) :)
i get really tired watching him
i have no idea where he gets all that energy from
shut the fuck up psycho
so many replynorms
dunno gonna re download and try it
i liked the single player campaign
80% of those is me
im too tired
are you that tranny ? wtf
what a strange reply
2oot can you send me coins so i can try doom4
stop talking about ur mum
someone literally replied to a post right above them please ban
*bangs a tranny*
is roflmao our thing now because i really like it again
lets make it our thing before hima steals it from us
toot im having another breakdown
*slides you a coin* dont band me kiddo
wish toot was as militant as himako
2oot should make a best of of our reports
roflmao was around when i was in high school in 2004
we all said it to each other in the networking class via our irc channel during class when the teacher was talking
a young boy…
does himako accept coins in exchange for bans? yeah no she doesnt, she does it for free instead
dumb bitch roflmao
yeah but now we're bringing it back with extra condescension
rolling on the floor laughing my head off
a bit of decondescension
the past 2 hours was an example of my power posting. hope ya liked it
gonna buy the new madden foot ball game
hut hut hike etc u know the drill
watching cho btw
3rd down punts
i hate her new nose
fake pass punt
i have them on video
hope the jags do well this 'ear
hope i die this year
the ol buttfumble
you guys made so many posts while i was gone. why don't you post when i'm here?
we get shy
Neoliberalism works and flourishes in a world where value transactions are peer to peer. Blockchain technology like Bitcoin "solve" the glaring problem most people have with neoliberalism: it's disenfranchisement of the poor.
it was me, the power poster. 80% of the posts were mine
this guy's a fag
not gay btw
ugh you beatme
i go out and face these scum
thought it would turn into a real link once the post was made, but it didnt T_T
*drops a quick blue on the boys*
*slides you a beer*
alcohol is haram *kills you for insulting my honor*
*stabs you in the neck*
dont fucking touch me ever again
wtf is at the start of that link def not clicking that
i was just lying about linking us on kpg
just one of my many lies
but then some maniac freakin did it…and those scum are currently here….amongst us…
sickzii is a lolicon
*riles up the media for assaulting a person of color and calls for vigilantes to burn down your house*
could you not make the lips any bigger?
did you make simzii a lolicon mommy freak!!! >_<
*hides in the mountains*
thinking of going to the liquor store but i'm scared
it's just the /mu/ archive don't worry
just pick up some skol and some lite lemonade
better watch your back kid
i see you
now im extra worried and will never click it
wonder where all those posts went whhen 162 had to be reset
a big beer belly boy trying to work out
legs are startin to get a bit of hair
rl sounds too close to nigger speak
lets stick with the classics like lol and haha
2ooty sold all out posts to google…
i just want to masturbate every time i see chun li
whos chun li link her twitch
watched a cockroach crawl across my pizza on my bed then just remember life has no joy and ate it anyways
she's that squirrel girl from spongebob
shoved a towel beneath my closet door but the bugs keep coming out
good god man
life may be joyless but its not without decency
not one person in my village have door
we no need because no crime
not gonna lie im tired
its not even 11!!!!
im off to bed
or is it 2oot that drunk fuck, he's not tired he just sees the rooom spinning
looks like a raccoon
jesus chris man you put rat in fancy cage? what is wrong with you
why dont you throw away the trash and clean your floor and walls
its an old photo of rio i saved, im not dirty bike beer boy
the 3 pictures are linked to my masterpiece
evens: order chinese food delivery
odds: just go to bed naked
zero: wild card
getting up so early i be waking up the roosters
man i wish i had a chinese food delivery place
gnight i guess
gotta respect the roll
go to bed naked and let rio run wild underneath the blanket
we don't use the c**n word here, idiot
there’s some vietnamese girls near me but im too scared to try their food
what if it has dog and cat meat in it :S
vietnamese girls are quite good if you think about it
if you really think about it
*flicks big toe*
cant feel it… might need some pillow shoes soon
my dog used to run out to my car and greet me everyday i got home from work until he got out and ran up to some old baby boomers car that got scared and shot him
as i ran to pick up my dying dog to hold him one last time in my arms the guy pointed the gun at me and asked for bout three fiddy
it hasnt been a year since my dog died i miss her, made some blogs in scv about it
switched from chun li to cammy
didnt know she had an air throw that must be new hmmm…..
did it out of habit with chun and there it was
lost the ability to feel emotions except anxiety and shame
notice how reddit is pushing faggot shit and sodomy on the front page since they've gotten big
just look at this default subreddit that shows up on the frontpage https://www.reddit.com/r/rupaulsdragrace/
kevin rose could have saved the internet with digg but the jews got 'em
did a productive thing
im using gucci mane as a role model and trying to emulate his dogged persistence and dedication towards achieving his goals
*rolls eyes for the 7th time today*
just because you put his face on a guy with a sceince coat doesnt mean hes smart
really a well spent life is just a long succession of productive things
productive things yes
2007, how come my chrome keeps disabling 162 because it uses too much memory
just because he isnt a rocket scientist doesnt mean he's not a genius in his own right
he went to collecting cans on the streets of atlanta to buying a 10,000,000 home. he has an admirable single-minded tenacity that allowed him to overcome the odds, that kind of mindset is quite honestly a greater asset than a 150 IQ
don't believe me? view the page source
yeah w/e dude
fart fart fart dot com
if hes so smart why does he have an icecream cone on his face? just so wed talked about it?
dang it i knew it would happen
i miss tin
im not sure our ipads can mine bitcoins
gucci mane is a master of getting his name in other people's mouths
i get a notification to enable my webcam when i visit this site now too if i clear my cache
i paid too much to allow this to happen
speakin of coins….no weekend dip yet…
perhaps that era is over
2ooty’s got us by the balls
better do as he says
i love xkcd, bacon, magic the gathering, nintendo, cats, memes, firefly, game of thrones and most of all i love my gf :)
never had a gf
wouldnt know what to do with one if i did
if the dip hasnt happened then what day do we buy on? still sunday?
idk,no, its ok, yeah, kinda, kinda, no, no no
never seeen firefly or my gf
gf or video games
i just read comics and talk about star wars with mine and she likes to cook for me and we cuddle a lot
2oot you can have all my coins pls just dont watch me jo
i dont think you do buy right now
more of a wait and see type of moment
*tunes in* keep the change kid
*flicks toe nail on the floor*
its 'aight the 'ican maid will clean it next friday
does she got a hot bod?
been high all day gonna stay that way
if you consider a tight young(18+) 'ican girl wearing even tighter "yoga" pants" crawling all over your bed hot… then no
on the way back from the liquor store some girl kept asking me if i had booze or weed and i told her no. i said she looked like she was 15 and she kept insisting that she was 18 or something like it mattered. then she started asking about my hat and started to ask if she could have it. then she literally takes the hat from my head like shes teasing me or something. i was so flustered i couldn't say anything but what are you doing repeatedly. like i'm pretty sure i just got bullied by a teenage girl. i knew i should've stayed home.
got my beer though…
i wouldve started crying
did you sniff your hat yet…
p good blog post thank you
i like mexican girls so what
*steals beer boys hat and shoves it down my pants*
no one ever helps me
*gives you a kiss*
*grabs your head and moves it lower* no one ever really helps me
i only speak the language of gooks
just woke up from a nightmare ~_~
hey tooty, can you add a 18+ warning like porn sites
playing someone named kangboy r;l
nevermind its not kangboy
this website should be password protected so we dont witness an eternal september situation here
*remembers past* i used to try to get hit by cars
got my hair cut today and while she was doing it she cut my long eyebrow hair randomly and said "i saw a long eyebrow hair out of the corner of my eye and it was bothering me" all i said was "yeah… that one was getting pretty long"
thats strange…the last boy here to get his haircut also mentioned the 'stylist' trimming his eyebrows without saying anything…queer…very queer…
well i'm gay
a bit ueer
if i tried to get a haircut i'd probably start sweating so hard they'd have to call it quits
the snes classic sold out in seconds x_x
"mop him up, get this guy outta here"
*leaves dripping and ashamed*
*runs into the glass door*
but really i do also think haircuts are the most awkward thing ever
and the #1 reason i just started to buzz it up muhself
its the globalists fault… glass shouldn't exist… like when you see a deer run into a glass door
birds all the time
unnatural globalist shit. the primal instinct to flee… horrible situations society places us in
yeah i'll kill the globalists
i look stupid with a buzzcut so thats not an option
no you dont
i get haircuts and ask for a rinse so they massage shampoo into my scalp… really like that
still a good pic, preciate ya
thats what reg looks like… wth….
what were you expecting
different colors and older. not uh… old as the other…
miss my cat
hes only a couple months old..
reg at the speed of light
might post it if i get drunk enough… gonna have to do some convincing sceevies
tell rio we wanna get some pics
i hate those anime twitters that get 500k retweets for something retarded
*puts a fan in every room*
dont want to have to put the ac on
i hate those weeb soundcloud producers that all sound the same because they're all trying to be the next nujabes
word me too
i also dont really care for nujabes either
every tweet is retarded and you're jealous of their retard followes
not jealous of those freaks frick u
f*ckin love rio
been doing some late night snacking myself.. working on the tummy…
they used to laugh at my belly now they wanna rub…
rub a dub dub motherfricker
wonder how much reg has smoked tonight
think maybe ill host a mining pool
imagine just sitting around all day like that
he looks like the buddha
*takes a whiff*
not gay but kinda gay
i dont even remember typing im gay but i am and i did
*rolls over the headset wire*
alexa, order me a new headset
break the pressha!!
rock the cashba
going bald has to be one of my biggest fears
left my wow guild..
we're 30 with a full head of hair here
i cant anymore
ive got 3 mics that i can share…
why are there no women who can compete at the top professional levels in video games
because women don't care about video games
im 30 and balding by the way
oh so its the patriarchy discouraging their involvement?
women arent competitive and women cant dedicate themselves to anything
except making babies
hmm…starting to think we DO need feminism after all
and raising babies into grown men
made this post.. im getting the urge to drink now though…
just do it it's already 12 but i'm just starting
oh wow sickzii that girl looks really pretty
dont fricken do it were turning a new leaf!!!!!!
ill say it once ill say it twice ill say it for you it's a drinking night
2011.. referenced anna nicole smith in the first few seconds.. "WHAT YEAR IS THIS" its 2017
i think that guy turned into a cute man
the original came out in 2007. would make me feel a lot better if it came out in 2011.
wish you guys woudlnt make fun of britteny
remember when south park was funny
nearly 15 years ago no
i went from south park to its always funny to youtube videos
goobacks is probably my favorite episode
dont have a favorite episode that i can think of now but season 6 & 8 were my favorite.
member the memberberries?
oh yeah 6 and 8 were great
simpsons did it
5 is good too
actually 5-9 were all pretty good.
whoaaaaa casa bonita
dont knoem by the seasons
i dont mind season 10 either
not premium but still pretty good, manbearpig
11 kinda sucked besides the nigger guy episode
hmm yeah 10-12 were okay. anything after that is pretty bad though.
ive worn the same pair of shorts for 6 days straight now..
mom bought us a new pair of shorts
last time i got a new pair of pajamas was christmas. we still haven't washed our clothes in 2-3 months though.
wash them this weekend ~_~
yeah i'm starting to think it's nearing the point where i can't get away with it anymore. might just have to cave in…
i pretty much thought that was reg even though it was me who posted that pic. found it on 8ch i'm sure
dang charlie is back on the streets tonight… thinks innocent people he sees walking around are flashing malicious things at him in sign language
just realized niggers are retarded and theres not much that can be done for them
love you guys. wish i could talk to you now.
i have a big belly but mine doesnt look like that.. mine seems pretty tight and attached to my frame…