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how many boys have you kissed so far?
kissing before marriage isn't a good look
ive kissed a boy or two in my time..
idk like 5
i think four. four boys kissed.
so many boykissers in the thread today
I ADMIT IT
IVE NEVER KISSED A BOY BEFORE
IS THAT WHAT YOU WANTED TO HEAR??
IM EMBARRASSED AND I HATE MY LIFE AND ILL DIE ALONE
*kisses you passionately*
i mean if you want a kiss that badly you could just ask…
i dont kiss boys i kiss men
i'm a man greg, could you kiss me?
c'mere man im gonna kiss you
you dont even kiss huh
just to let you guys know this is NOT the new thread this is just a subthread
this map sucks
zerg is too weak
genes arent real
how many boys have you kissed?????
*pulls out the abacus*
good morning bros!!!
almost got stranded thanks for the second post
that must mean its a lot…
pando is a certified boykisser
i never kiss and tell
NERF TERRAN NOW NOW NOW
its a gweedly ego thing
zerg is so weak…
ugh i hate fags so much
oh no no no sirs i don't feel so good…
Australia are champions of the 2023 ODI World Cup
i get it now
if i was a normie depressed in 2020 because i couldnt go outside and taylor dropped folklore i would credit her with saving my life
sigh the rain makes me so sweepy
sigh poor pushkar….
2020? we got big into zappa bootlegs
we need to watch this (again)
i watched the warcraft movie on a plane
i didnt make this thread
i did (lie)
he just loves them so much
hey man ive never kissed a boy either okay
le'sean is fed up with migration?
we lost le'sean's vote of confidence in the demographic destruction of canada?
come on man that scene was deleted you should respect the authors wishes and not watch it
how many boys have you kissed?????
so many ive lost count
china got a cute little dratini
*puts on the N hat*
i never kissed even a single boy ;)
i have a crush on every boy
ok this was a 90 minute nap
i kissed a boy and i liked it
completing phase 3
terran doesnt look too different from wol
zerg is so weak and frail u__u
oh serral vs clem time?
india is the yellOw of the cricket world…
is he right
oh hell yeah
never watched king kong
taeyeonbros we are so back
is she writing to elon?
she wan dat babyleg
lmao grand fainals
crazy how theres only 3 players left in the world who still play sc2 and we still have to watch the tourneys and pretend the game isnt dead
i dont have to do shit
men shouldnt have giant sized piplup plushes in their room
pushkar just told sickzii india could buy croatia without going in debt
is she making them herself
yea with the yeast from her pussy
they already have debt tho?
when did clem get this strong
they keep nerfing zerg
she basically took some cookies and rebranded them with a markup
only her diehard tarded simps will buy them since anyone else can see it's a scam
how is serral so good…
holy fuck its bruce buffer!
that stare thing works better with mma fighters…
mma fighters are pumped af ready to kill someone when he does that and f1 drivers are just here to drive a car fast
cummed before noon so today should be awful
thats every day bro
looks like the cart titan
thinking about getting back into usenet
fell asleep to that andre 3000 flute album that that one guy keeps spamming about
its really chill its not so much flute as much as it is a nice comfy almost ambient album
watching djoko and serral
bros get on flappybird
mom what are you doing here
just rest your eyes i promise i wont do anything nasty while you nap :)
if the nazis werent gay why did they have such a striking sense of fashion
they werent all gay but all the top guys were kind of gay
nothing to get usagi is just cute
all my friends are on amphetamine
you think that you are better than me?
1.34 us dollars
for the super healthy nene fruit and vegetable juice
can i buy it outside of japan
i just realized they beat her up :/
i dont think they beat her up i think they just got back from fighting some evil minion or something
*snickers at you*
thats a bit cheaper than the 7 dollar pokimane cookies
im not on amphet today
can i still be ur friend
sunday is for psilo
po pee po pee po poor people
crazy how usagi is canonically shorter than lain
sigh, zii would have loved thsi
be careful about sleeping with headphones bro you'll give yourself tinnitus
so why arent the rest of them injured…
we already have tinnitus
djoko is tearing the zoomer apart
i alreayd have tinnitus
besides im not sleeping with headphones im blasting that music from my phone obviously
and she doesnt know how to use computers unlike lain
the main char takes the beating…
i just alged this idk if its legit
pando have you ever k*ssed a boy before
turn on the tv bros, dem boys are predicted to go 10+ against dem panthers!
thats classified info
if it hadnt happened u would just say no
i think i have what it takes to pilot a banshee (complete disregard for targeting non-combatants just doing their job)
pando is a really greedy kisser who will suck the tongue out of your mouth
smooches arent classified
been listening to this album while playing sc2 and getting sweaty
classified is wahtever i say is classified got it punk?
that isnt classified because you just said it without saying it was classified
thats just kanye west wolves
i love that song and what you posted is a complete bastardization
kinda feel like gaming
game in hell gamer
dunno what you're trying to say but im just going to tell you to shut up
i love bastardizations
do they have a winners interview or what
it kind of feels like sc2 is a dead game and this tournament doesnt matter
bro im not watching tennis
that guy really bet 100 bucks on the lions and theyre going to lose lol
we dem loins
also known as sepesusi
remember when keanu reeves was wholesome big chungus 100
keanu will always be the red pill man to me
i watched that documentary show about the brawn f1 team hosted by keanu the other day and it was really good
its much better than drive to survive
i had no idea about any of that much less that brawn was what actually became the mercedes team
…and you didnt stream any of this for the comm? really bro?
fuck this comm
damn the new yakuza looks like shit
this devito kid is cracked
i saw that too it really reminded me of this bit from family guy where peter gets chris a frog
crazy how 3 of the top 5 qbs in the early window are on my fancy football roster rn
dabbed on that freak
holy shit its sunday already?
i wake up
i hop on wow
the lions are finished
didn't you get the memo? she's one of our girls
umm excuse me? niggers? could you score some fucking points!
oh no no no my nigger got his touchdown vultured by his backup fuck!
sincerely hoping that when i die i reincarnate into the futa universe
HOLY SHIT DJOKO DID IT AGAIN
djoko did it
oh no no no
Altman Sought Billions For AI Chip Venture Before OpenAI Ouster
Altman was fundraising in the Middle East for new chip venture
always hated this rat fuck literal scum of the earth
there it is
is he on my team
Elon Musk’s Brain Implant Startup Is Ready to Start Surgery
would you trust ewon to mindbrap you
so far my black friday shopping list is as follows
he has to mindbrap himself first
you can get a couple of gundams…
one way ticket to tokyo
i dont have a shopping list
maybe some hearthstone packs
get one of those lil robots that clean 4u
jav has some whores like this
its like theyre made for rape and rape only but they never get raped
gweed is live
gweed is live
futachads run this thread
zommers hate him
new phone - already got a deal on a one plus nord ce lite
i think that's all i need/want
how many gundams do you guys have?
+1 or -1?
i dont GET gundams
i used to think i was happy and i was but recently im like really really happy happy and everything feels great
toot pando is abusing drugs again
we dont take happiness kindly here we like it when our friends go down to hell with us
thats crazy i used to think i was happy but recently im crazy dep and everything feels like shit
hol' up, we dem texans!
whats stopping us from starting an ai venture
*waits patiently for my niggers to start scoring some points*
i think im happy but you just cant be sure anymore..
im not happy and im only becoming more unhappy
my brain is slow
something smells good but i dont want to leave my room
that was me i just took a shit
thats what we fix with ai man!
at 10 bucks thats a steal
why wouldnt you just buy a paper cutter for 20 dollars and a ream of multicolor paper for 10 dollars and have 20x the strips for 3x the price
gleepy loved origami…
*folds a star*
*successfully move the ball on the ground*
*let goof throw it twice*
*ruin the drive*
so this is the power.. of loins football..
the convenience of having it cut perfectly square with an industrial paper cutter does not add much to the price
real origamiheads look down on such crutches
someone stream lost in translation
actually they don't retard
shut up pussy
we need new psycho fighters
sorry but if you weren't born and raised in east asia then you have no business doing origami
i thought they stopped fights if someone's wound wont stop bleeding?
fort wants to know if anybody is playing season of discovery
wtf sojin got married
minah on the left
minah is the one with the fat fucking face
we need more fort license plates in the gift shop
yea it's called doctor stoppage
the ref has to stop the fight and call the dr in tho
minah is the one with the cute fucking face
bro you might be faceblind
*bleeds all over you*
arr rook same
what faction are >we rolling?
hell yea were playing were gonna be horde and rape all the alliance pussies in ashenvale
*torrents hololive voicepacks*
been hearing some buzz. i cant reveal any more
>no free meal if you win
they wont be swindled by the travelling youtubesman
the houthis have captured a british owned and japanese crewed ship to own the israelis
i have a needle in my butt
the pace that beard is devouring this parmo is how i eat my normal meals
thats why i finish them in less than 3 minutes
it was supposed to be me……
i wonder if mrs beard ever feels like a retarded slob when she considers the fact that her husband eats pounds of food at a time constantly and yet shes the fat one
janny are you ok
cardinals bros just got ref balled HARD
dad started pulling the xmas lights out..
bro its the most wonderful time of the year!
bro its burnt! i would send that back
i wonder if the men with the pot are gay…
its just 2 dudes and their dog
those dudes are gayer than a box full of anyl nitrates
fuckkkk i shoulda started trevor lawrence this week that boy went off
theyll give you the unburnt one babypalette
my dad has an insane hatred for jimmy carter i dont understand to the point of insisting all the charity work hes done since leaving the oval office is just for attention
your mom probably said something nice about ol jimmy one time and it activated your dads hatred reaction
anons mom wants to fuck jimmy carter…
i just heard how zoomers think bin laden is based
"The United States shall pay for its arrogance with the blood of Christians and their funds."
benny bin laden
if bin laden was alive he would be tuned into this loins burrs game
hol up here come dem loins!
hate this island nigger tbqhwy
by repeatedly posting your youtubebf you inherently are asking our opinion of him
we dem browns
3 soy fags i wouldnt never watch all in one thumbnail!
ohhhh no no no chicagobros
this aint bussin
this aint jussin
my boy dustin hopkins for the decider!
lil bro thinks brazil is an island 😂😂😂
wish i had a youtube bf
assumed he was polynesian cause hes fat and brown
fuck my free bet didnt win!
hes just like the new overwatch hereo!
i get my $100 refunded no way id ever bet $100 at once ever again though thats insane
dolphinsbros we didi t
im just a sleepy little guy
im just a gleepy little guy
hell yeah nigga
this hero is so ridiculous what on earth is this garbage man
didnt there used to be some type of baconator SAUCE?
actually twitch culture is epic as hellhttps://tehurn.com/frankerz
i will have what? use your words stupid bitch
is food beard guys wife hot have we seen her
shes a homely chubster
shes in a ton of the videos man shes fat
oh no no no
what the frankerz did you just say about me you little frankerz
blackwing lair tomorrow…
when they speak english like this
thats my favorite
did my wife nenechi just drop a hard r
she wants to help 4 niggers come to japan and gang bang her???
she said foreign nikis
i heard her shout the n word but i cant tell what the other words are
think if your country doesnt have nuclear weapons its not a real country its just a vassal of someone else
pokebros this is a big one
ngl that parm vid got me drooling
love me some cheese
toon is live
toon is live
cheese is a big thing for me
playing itch.io games until my internet starts dyinghttps://twitch.tv/trashbad
toon u cant stream during football hours cmon man
not me id been skipping that guy for years
tamujo got owned again
it has been about 3 years now since i last played showdown
i never even finished my sv playthrough either
i kinda liked the pokemon tcg game for the gameboy
theres really nothing better than the cooking into taking a shit into taking a shower combo
*absolutely shreds through all the npc decks in the game*
*never looks back*
damn i should download a gameboy emulator for my phone and play that
the pokemon online tcg client is such dogshit it makes me angry to think about because yugioh's is so much better but i don't want to have to learn all this shit from scratch and pokemon cards have better art overall
omo thevarietygurl did a photoshoot for playboy you can see her hairy jungle gook pussy
did anyone post this yet
nick's only winning move is to abuse hard drugs and become chronically unemployed then one day glass a groomed for success eton graduate in the face because they looked them in the eyes a second too long, destroying their eye
its called the knock out game and you dont want to know what happens when white people get tired of playing it
is it true elton john was eminems dad
you get what you fucking deserve
look it up on simpcity man
praise the sun1
yup just head on over to simpcity dot jpg dot church slash playboy to find all the pics from that shoot man!
praise the cock in your ass bitch
34 minutes? cmon bkc i was expecting at least 6h on this topic
man, the jeets fucking suck!
is that gape davis
crazy how bobob is 5-5 when he cant figure out how to add a qb from free agency
proud of him :')
the heck is free agency
its where the outcast niggers go that you pick up when someone on your team gets hurt
sippers team looks really strong this week
can we get a tldw on that 16 min vid man
they tryin to kill my boy
fighting in war probably wasnt so bad when you knew you could come back home and marry a virgin white girl and get a job that paid enough to buy a house and a car
ww1/ww2 boys definitely had way more t than we do today
the rams are washed
how can smart people be so dumb
i'm in my "googling how to freeze lemon slices for cocktails" era
that dork could use a penalty flag to the balls sort of reality check
we should drink fancy cocktails together bro!!!
do the palestinians even have a translation for the word cryptographic
1 part vod
1 part water
there you go bro!
for me its whiskey and mineral water
*pretends i'm not exclusively making dry martinis with a lemon slice*
why dont we just simulate getting drunk
*pretends i know what that is*
sounds awesome bro im so happy for you
are you supposed to put your finger in your ass when you shower
you dont have a shower plug?
shithawk bros, i dont feel so good
you got world first???
im a lot like walt disney (antisemetic)
its only 6pm it feels so late
the new blood drain mix is sick
miss going to sleep listening to cds
wish sailor moon was my gf
chargers bros, i dont feel so good…
oh nonono shithakws bros!
my tummy hurt
spent like 150 on christmas gifts and birthday presents but now im donezo
im such a piece of shit i dont get people christmas gifts
i needto get a 50 dollar white elephant gift for a work thing and i need ideas
*links a large breasted gook*
i've said my piece
get a funny mug that says life's a beach and then a gift card to starbucks with what you have leftover
get a mug but that one that says "sssh not yet" and stuff
one saturday night special
50 bucks for a white elephant is crazy 50 bucks man thats a lot
A white elephant gift exchange, Yankee swap or Dirty Santa is a party game where amusing and impractical gifts are exchanged during festivities. The goal of a white elephant gift exchange is to entertain party-goers rather than to gain a genuinely valuable or highly sought-after item.
whats a white elephant gift
50 bucks of lube and condoms
50 bucks of star origami paper
50 dollars paper cutter and reams of paper
$50 to applebees
broncos country its time
is there any way to get new troops in rumble
cant even do the dungeon without having an undead party either…
viqueefs? oh no no no what the fuck was that!
i just want a gf thats this happy man my life could turn all the way around and everything
things just aren't that simple :/
bro is that heroic?
please god give me a crumb of pussy
how come the government doesnt make movies on how to be a person anymore like they used to in the 50s
japan would see this person and throw them off a sacred cliff into a defiled gorge
you WILL submit
im rooting for broncos country to make it to the playoffs this year
im rooting for the vikings to go all the way
they made the joker movie
The Kerr black holes being used by the CERN Hadron Collider to compress messages and deliver them to a point in the past, thus creating a functional time machine, currently being used to dominate the world.
my adblocker stopped working
well i hope they get the feedback they were looking for :)
come on man we hate minnesota and their gay (not as in homosexual) accents
this special event thing where you have blackrocks army is pretty good because you can summon those stone guys and just take towers instantly
my army is pretty shitty compared to this
i heard daimonds are forever
big tiddy sexgoblins
oh no no
you can get banned for saying 'stfu' now?
toot check reports
online gaming just isnt the same space it used to be
me reading 162
apex legends sucks
wowchads get all of the big titted twitch women
wow and nasty whores linked up?
shes not a whore dumbass she loves starcraft just like us
this nasty whore is doing some weird neon demon inspired stuff
id like to make a lolworthy meme one day
i saw one of the tony kornheiser memes i made years ago out in the wild once
i made this and ive seen it posted sometimes
being a drugnigger isnt based
cant believe that the ron paul candidate won the argie presidency
i think theyll give him the trump treatment where hes allowed to tweet but the bureaucrats wont let anything change
so how many cold wars are we fighting rn like 3 or four
idk but i don't think we can get recruited anymore at least
they're truly everywhere aren't they
check this out
oh no no no vikangz!
the rare offensive facemask
broncos country, i dont feel so good…
my face is a mask
an offensive mask
thats what the point of the mask is
broncos country we got tricked!
damn i wish i had some puddin
ngl we fell hook line and sinker for that one
i had mexican pudding once it was disgusting
gook line and chinker
ummm youre chinese
what ever happened to good ol fashioned aol instant messanger?
elon wants to turn x into that
broncos country its time to choke
oh no no no vikangz!
Oh no no no
broncos country lets fucking ride!!!!!!!!!!
BREAKING: OpenAI CEO fired for faking ChatGPT responses
In a shock blog post on Friday, OpenAI announced that CEO, Sam Altman, had left the company due to insufficient candidness with the board.
Sources close to the matter have now confirmed that Altman had been posing as an AI, manually responding to the influx of ChatGPT requests night and day since the release of the viral software in 2022. Upon hearing of this, the board deemed it necessary to terminate Altman’s position as chief executive with immediate effect.
Lead AI Engineer at OpenAI, Brian Maxwell, confirmed: “It all came to a head around DevDay”, referring to OpenAI’s first developer conference in San Francisco this month. “Sam was furiously studying origami, the production of whey protein supplements and how to perform a three point turn in an HGV in preparation for any challenging prompts that might surface during the demonstration.”
Sam Altman was allegedly suffering with a repetitive strain injury due to the volume of typing required and began confusing his personal life and artificially intelligent alter ego. In response to a request for an after work drink with colleague, Sam reportedly replied “As a large language model, I am unable to drink beer.”
It is unclear what the future holds for OpenAI, but they are unrelatedly hiring for typographers with urgency.
oh great man made horrors beyond my comprehension
oh no no no were riding!
>dykings >dykings >dykings >dykings >dykings
theres a fly in my ice >:(
these gooks have an annoying zoomer vibe
bro you gotta throw the whole drink out!
glowup bros make sure to watch the whole playlist at .5x speed so the lessons have time to really sink in
bro we're not in high school anymore
think i might steal some of these gift cards dad has theyre from years ago and have never been used
those expire after some time if left unused
chances are they're done
did we ever find out if he tk him 2 da bar?
love how high schoolers from the 50s look older than 30 year olds today
those are actors
those are 14 year olds
back before the water was estrogenated and the diets were made up of processed corn men had hair on their chests by 13
just watched that ep
what's the dealio with andre 3k and flutes
sbn3's fan dub or the og?
ugh garfield's dad and they already made pornos of him
thats so crazy do you have any links
they made him freakishly big hes like 3 times garfield's size
kinda wanna watch robocop
is it really that bad? that's out on crunchyroll
just got an idea for a tiktok compilation pmv from this
place $2 in bets today and made $3 back this is how i win
imagine if you bet your inheritance and won those odds…
i was sweating because i bet $1 on the under and then the viqueefs let russ gook on them
how is batman beyond its been ages since i saw it i never liked it as much as btas or justice league
how do you know that? very sus…
its pretty schway
despite all my ragie I'm still just a wagie in a cagie
think im close to cracking the code to make magic real
i want a bf
morning gay homosexual gay gay
ok first of all thats uncalled for
thats actually classified
how many members of the comm are victims of gangstalking vs how many are gangstalkers
if you think you're a gangstalker you're getting gangstalked
dont think ive been being my best self lately
Wordle 884 4/6*
you cant say good morning sunday morning when its not sunday
yeah its disorienting and i dont need that in my life
day whatever the fuck of no gleepy
where is he…will he ever come back…what about thomas…
thats not what it means though
gay morning sado masochism
dads drunk and rummaging around in the kitchen
well well well would you look at the time
the hex will be maintained
had a nice lil 7am run
drank too much ate too much mmmmrrrgh
*hops up and down on your big belly like its a bouncy castle*
bro were drinking right now its 3am!
now its 4am
actually its 9am
puff and thomas missing…
there has to be a connection
big anime tiddie cowgirlbro u up?
thats like $30 on the zon
need to clean my keyboard
fancy claysnobs got too cocky only using their fancyclay. how many wallace & grom shorts are there? i've seen 2
i havnt seen wallace and gromit in 20+ years
didnt know they still made them
ziis stream on 1st monitor
162 and discord on 2nd monitor
the indian guy is convincing sickzii of the benefits of arranged mariages
pushkarl is indian? that guy is a menace
zii is so mature reading the daily gaming news
pushkar is nice
hows the progress coming on deepfakes/ai porn
im not usually into those but i wanna watch emma watson do some nasty whore stuff
bing is technically able to create pretty good ai porn but it's super strictly filtered
have to be at work in 12 minutes
no time to watch my good friend sickzii or say hello to my good friends pushkar and kwintu in the chat
arranged marriages are not uncommon in japan,so clearly they are a good idea
just got an ad on twitch right before the final fight on serrals stream
only 50 posts in the last eight hours wtf why are we dead
gleep was making all the posts i guess…
i dont know enough about cs
this shit with openai just keeps getting worse
what a clownshow
did they pozz it again
_____ sent me this on steam :/
im autistic about my bf my special interest is his smile my stim is texting him pictures of clouds my melting down is when his phone battery dies my special interest is his laugh
just know that faze are dem boys of counterstrike
im in flint bottling the tap to sell as a collectors item
reminder that toots math caused flint tap
i have to get gayer
pando when are you gonna be my bf
vegas bros i dont feel so good…
you need to prove yourself to him moid
mannnn shut yo dumb ass up
twitter link about tiktok videos about snapchat
your brain is done its over
that makes me physically want to throw up and climb out of my skin
this is no way to woo me
is that the minecraft streamer
BREAKING 🇦🇷 President-elect Javier Milei confirms that he will close Argentina's Central Bank, privatize state-owned energy company YPF, sell off all public broadcast networks, and travel to the US and Israel before inauguration on 10 December.
theyre so fucked
cant be worse than electing another peronist
damn those mexican types love destroying their countries
so all of the execs of openai just went to go work for microsoft? doesnt microsoft already own 51% of openai or something anyway?
peron was based actually
nothing based about another 2bit shitskin dictator
i dont get why it matters who is running openai and why thats been news a few times
because the fastest growing ai company filled with the smartest engineers getting paid 500k/year that was actually producing pretty groundbreaking results every single year just imploded
and it imploded in a spectacularly retarded way
i wonder how many of the 500 employees that are gonna move are just those "day in the life" tiktok foids
you arent posting links so i have no idea what youre on about
they are battling it out on twitter bro there are no links
how did it implode when microsoft literally owns the company and all the people that work for it
what kind of links do you want sweetie
microsoft didnt own openai until today
nobody wanting (or being able) to have kids seems like a sign of the end times
they invested huge lumps of money in it they didnt own anything
they didnt even have a person on board
they had some deal about the code and the gpt product but that was it
from today on they pretty much own it, and it barely cost them anything
i hope she sees this bro
this is a propitious sign for the return of gleepdawg
i predict hell bring news of thomas being back any moment now
smokeless is soy
on the board of the nonprofit?
you realize it doesnt work like that, right?
new femboy fishing
snoops looking like a sell out
where have you been the last 20 years snoop will do any advertisement which is weird because i dont imagine he needs the money at this point
whatever happend to snoop lion
gleep dawgy dawg
just goes to show once a nigger always a nigger
no you dont get it, they CAN'T grow up that's what im saying dawg!
might get some scouring pads instead of using those 2 in one sponges
want to hop onto twow but mom wont let me smh
femboy fishing is transitioning
its femgirl fishing now
did you even watch her newest vid?
wearing clothes that break gender norms doesnt make you trans
1. you're wrong
2. yes it does
3. its heckin valid
never said it wasnt dumbass
lucas asked david lynch to direct star wars?
you didn't know that? he turned down the offer to direct dune instead.
man lynch is so cool
>>2150435>they invested huge lumps of money in it>and it barely cost them anything
new toon vibes rpg dropped
lynch is one of those people where literally everything i hear about him only increases my admiration of him
fort is one of those people where literally everything i hear about him only increases my admiration of him
actually i heard fort plays wow soooooooooo………..
wowchads cant stop winning
good morning bros!!!
Catch AMOURANTH right after this ad break; stick around to support the stream!
nasty whores and wow linked up again??
gonno read mark fisher's capitalist realism
shut up stupid mutt
now this gives me the fizz
*ashes my blunt into your eyes*
Literally shaking rn. My girlfriend just outed me as ethically non monogamous to my wife.
Wife refusing to talk to me. I can't imagine how she must feel.
To have the joyous news that we are free from monogamy tainted by my secondary's internalized polyphobia…
My heart hurts.
ashes your blunt huh?
is that some nigger lingo
UPDATE - Now 700 (90%) of OpenAI's staff threaten to quit.
damn this altman guy seems kind of like a cult leader
*slides him my resume*
what is that gap on here
if you dont go for a gap that exists you are no longer a racing driver
goddamn minji is pretty
like whooooooa awoooooga owo
white guy ✔️
english only ✔️
twice jacket on ✔️
casually racist black friday mention when the token black guy walks into the frame ✔️
my favorite hypothesis is still that they actually invented agi and couldnt agree on how to tell the world
its probably not what happened but its fun to imagine
im not ready to be terminator'd yet
alexa make me a time machine to destroy you
12 year old minge?
damn i almost got owned i thought these sweet potatoes were on sale for .29 cents per pound but they were .29 cents each
i have no idea if thats cheaper than you expected or more expensive
this nigga eatin yams 😂
well theyre about 1/4th of a pound per potato so it would have cost me 4x as much if i didnt notice
quarter pounder with cheese?
Blinken's face after Joe Biden calls Chinese President Xi a "dictator"
might get some sloppa today but not quite sure what i should order
epic fail noob
hate getting owned :(
who is blinken? does he know fort?
thats our secretary of state, fella
actually may get some JERSEY MIKES because i remember somebody was talking about that the other day and it really got my loins grobbling as they say
hoo boy thought i lost my wallet but it was just under my bed
they've been psyopping hard with the commercials
well i normally just get a BLT from my local JM because they always give me a ton of bacon and its a pretty good deal
i dont really get any of the other sandwiches except maybe like a small turkey club or something but i always get that giant BLT a few times a year
i went to the chicken joint and asked for 3 piece spicy
the lady said hold on… we only have 2 pieces of spicy left is it ok if the thirds not spicy
i said ok
i get home? only 2 pieces of chicken in my box
lol man she got you
you probably mumbled and she didnt hear you virgin nerd incel loser bitch
i havent had takeout or fast food in years
went to popeyes and ordered a fried sandwich meal which is supposed to include fries but they forgot the fries ugh…
i got owned bigly -_____-
3pm the neet gamer rolls out of bed
i could hit you and hurt you a lot
i went to wendys got the baconator it was great as always
randomly algd this vid about some mainland china city
so i google mapped it and its 19 hours of driving to get from here to coastline
i thought china only has huge cities near the coast but no this is just an impossibly huge city with skyscrapers all around basically in the middle of a jungle
lilbro ur 5'6 wearing makeup 😂😂💀💀
last time i had mcdonalds i got food poisoning
in hindsight it was great because i stopped eating fast food but those 3 days i was sick it felt like i was dying
u think im 5'6?
we know you are 5'6
pando how tall are you
pando whats your bmi
i want to try a chopped cheese i've never had one
goddamn some of these shots are cyberpunk af
sigh skipped by pando again
thought pando was some underweight lanklet
pando is 5'2 this is known
we got italy vs ukraine if italy lose they wont make it to the yuros…
bro how did you not know about wuhan? it's a huge city deep in the heartland of china and it's where the covid labs are.
i wish i could play rumba on pc man that game is actually pretty fun
this dood is one of those people where literally everything i hear about him etc. etc.
my blackwing lair raid is what we call a clown fiesta
fire up the stream brotherman
this is just cringe latinx trump knockoff
phonk music is so popular now
well the third definitely wasnt spicey
*highway suddenly dead ends*
yikes, and i thought the highways in america were bad
it's called merging
that looks more like a beltway retard
rick and morty are so based!
One study found that AIDS-associated mortality may have accounted for up to 50% of the decline in syphilis rates in the 1990s.
let's just say i am smonking weed right now
lets just say youre a nigger
gleepy would've loved weed
*50 cents have been deposited into your account*
thats actually 50 cent to you chud
snoop no, you said you quit…
and mayhaps i am also raiding wow and eating slop
bobob blocked me from watching his stream hes a fucked up little guy
bobob will be made to suffer
why are you taking off all of your hard earned loot o__O
this one goblin got bugged and became untargetable so we are all dying
oh no no no!
i hexxed your raid run
lol, gook bros check this out
a game master killed it. twowchads keep winning
sickzee: alliance lol
holy shit bobob just saved the whole raid!
they using powertools in our bathtub what is goin on
unless bobob unblocks his twitch stream for me i will make sure he wont get any loot
come on man hes topping the meters :/
bobob is so cool…
holy shit man lfg
all wow players are really
this bobob raid got my blood pumping
got my fingers twitching
eyes wild awake and attuned to the spirit of a true gamer
i need to raid i need to loot i need to resub
2 lane merging within 50ft?!
literally designed to kill people
i got t2 gloves today bros im one step closer to the full set
why is everyone just standing around
*packs a fatty in my lip*
boys we gotta do something about all these whelps in bwl i hope ya understande now
because i put a hex of debilitation on them
hoo boy liquids in p3 for the first time in a ton of pulls!
bro there is no sub on twow!
into a hard rail with no reflectors so you cant even see them at night either.
winter edition beloved,
a hard rail and after your car flips over it you got oncoming traffic
i literally told you retards and you still don't get it
no but fr why do the lines just keep going into the fence
thats definitely not how you should draw those lines
cope and seethe amerimutt
check your told status actually
bro just drive into the rail its gonna be fine
i need kelce to underperform tonight
americans be like,
>"JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL!"
i trust jesus to at least let me know when it's time to get an alignment done
there is almost no traffic on the road by then, they've all left already is why
lot of bastards born to single mothers who didnt teach them anything in the last 13 posts
good morning sir!
BATTLE RES ME
if youre hot you can idolize hitler and be an unemployed criminal and women will still leap at the opportunity to have sex with you
do not let the swifties catch you sayin this
travis kelce is going to score 7 fpts tonight and pacheco is gonna drop 30
let's go chiefs!!
dem iggies are going to upset the queefs tonight just watch!
slava ukraine bros… not like this…
putin is going to take over ukraine and then sweep through the balkans including croatia.
what happened this time
zeihan says russia and china are collapsing and wont exist in 10 years :D
oh the zohan said that? you dont wanna mess with that guy
the visions are back
is it weird that id call linkin park my favorite band and yet ive only listened to their first two albums? 3 if you count reanimation
the stinky neet gamer is now the clean fragrant neet sleeper
gaza update: the browns are losing
don't they only have like 3 albums
justt need the philly's kick to drop a nice lil 60pt bomb tonight
a mere 20 field goals is all
just found a new color i like
so happy for you what is it man
i bet its pink what a fucking homo
not really why does it matter if youve only listened to a smaller amount of their music
one of my favorite musicians only started making music i like around 2019 and i really dont like any of her music prior to that which she made for like 10 years because it was a completely different style
its blue like in the estonian flag
weird how a kicker can score the game winning field goal and still only earn 7pts total wtf is this rigged shit
red pill vs blue pill? outdated, archaic even. it's all about the chad pill nowhttps://twitter.com/xml3325/status/1726349971585208629
the chub pill
*doesn't find that weird*
im the jerma985 of cutting myself
mom looted the drake fang talisman
so what youre telling me is that attractive people get more attention from girls
yo thats crazy bro
just use the gigachad filter
you guys love to make fun of jerma but im a true jermaniac i was literally sobbing into my pillow during his retirement announcement
based retard who missed the point
this is the final straw
crazy how xi has the power to end it all if he wanted
to just hit reset on this whole rotten world
i dont think he has that much power
they don look so good
im the jerma985 of blowing guys on grindr
only poor people say the cookies dont look good
he has the power
he just has to give the order
this song is actually catchy as hell
steam is down
MAN THE /b/ATTLESTATIONS!@!!@!@!
dad says america should dump ukraine cause zelensky is a dictator who got rid of elections
love when im cracked in a mw3 lobby and i just randomly get disconnected because steam goes down
they have cod on steam?
i will never play a gaijin made porno game
i think steam was hard down or something because almost all my friends are still offline but like 10 of them arent
pando is still offline though… not like he would msg me neways…
been doing 2 nap days with like 4 hours of full sleep lately
its not good bros
the biggest problem with porn games is i dont wanna do 2hrs of busy work just to get one porn scene and then blow my load in 5 minutes
i dont have steam open lil bro
i know u havent been online for 15 hrs
i like to read the story, take in the atmosphere and enjoy the ambience before the raping starts
15 hours is a long time to go without gaming
wth do u got my home address too?
lil bro busts in 5 mins 😂😂😂
i bust in like 3 mins when im really in the mood
they call me the corpuscular gamer
what game should i play cg?
couldnt catch me bustin in under 20
sometimes i cant buss
sometimes its like a can of soup
6:30pm and its pitch black outside
kinda want to go get some beer but i still have a bunch of vod
wish i could appreciate the sea like meville or conrad could but im a lamentable landlubber 1000 miles from any shore
mom just gave the yntgajn/yntgyop rant again
aoa choa bros what the fuck happened to her face
look at her boobs though why is she still padding them shes not in aoa anymore
tell mom to butt out buttinsky
ask mom if shes ever smoked a ton of weed and gotten super high
there are so many tho stinkers here bros we gotta go to china
thats it i quit twow
bro someone is trying to hack you
fuck i want to fuck sinb again holy shit shes hot
truth, justice and the rights of all cute trans girls to be their best selves
so fucking dead
im doing stuff ok
sigh if only gleepy was here
im back i was gooking my eggs
1 hour until monday night football and im still at work x_x
bro its the super bowl rematch!
operation get gleepy back
or someone better with names come up with something
pretty sure hes been posting with us for the last few days and keeping it low key
we know you dunce its just not the same
god i want to facefuck her so bad
tswift just tweeted that if the chiefs lose she is divorcing kelce because she doesn't date losers
love watching a jap just absolutely maul harrys haircut
The only part of the bean that always needs to be removed is the tip of the stem end (this is sometimes called "topping" the bean), where the pod was once attached to the rest of the plant. There is no practical need to remove the tail end of a green bean—the choice to do so is aesthetic.
hmm.. i see..
this guys voice doesnt match his face
you gotta do what you gotta do
because he knows how to adjust the eq. on his mic settings to make his voice sound good
hate this pretentious fuck
ohhh wooow you made some of the best games of all time with old blizzard youre sooo cool
could i buy some chicken thighs with the bones in and some with the bones out then compare the weight after theyre cooked to see how much of a difference there is
grocery stories are paid by big poultry to monitor your chicken purchases, they wont allow this
yes you could do that?
hmm but they arent all the same size so i guess it wouldnt be accurate
that guy looks like some zoomer no way he was working at blizz when they were cranking out classics
goes astronomically hard
feel like if just a few more talented and deeply perceptive intellectuals write a couple more books about how white people are responsible for the world's ills we can really solve this racism thing
white people (ashkenazi jews)
he started working late 2003 because he said his first game was the last year of WoW. his dad is og though and did the cutscenes for all the old games.
if i ever get a house with foids in it I'm doing this but the balloons would be filled with my cum lol
that kid with long hair who looks younger than me was working at blizz in 2003?
how old is he wtf
he said he worked on sc2
seen this earlier and like a year ago before that
i wonder who cleans up that shit
i wonder what that white shit is anyway
took me 2 seconds to debunk that one https://imgur.com/OcLsmom
its cornstarch u__u
what are we debunking again
he got his 5 year tenure trophy in 2014 which means he wasnt working there in 2003
nice work man
did his dad work at blizzard like ours did?
i dont need thanks im just doing my due diligence. its my job to disprove the liars everywhere no matter how big or how small they are.
anyone whose content can be turned into youtube shorts is a nigger thats just how it is
love this song so much
Kansas City Chiefs vs Philadelphia Eagleshttps://baked.live/tv/wid
*deathscrolls youtube shorts*
hol up we got nigger collide?
pando u up?
hol' up! i said hol' up!
the deboonker has been deboonked!
not sure how he worked on vanilla when he started working there in 2009
so the eagles and the chiefs both went three and out huh
sigh shes perfect
i'd settle for her so quickly
shes making 63 bucks a month off patreon
dont like her stickers but w/e good for her
quit being so cute pando
how do i get word to that girl that i'd be willing to settle for her?
how i make money as a neet
1. be a girl
2. film myself
3. collect money from simps
its so easy anyone can do it!
i could be sending this girl money instead of simping for holo girls man!
omg she knows how to bayblade
2. get DAP'd,TAP'd
hoooo boy a neutral zone infraction
hmm, now which player will get injured first…
tswift must be so wet after that
whats the african version of la pieta
who is buying all these stickers
they call me the sticker man
i dont think shes a neet
something off about her
or maybe she has a bf
we need the debunker on this one
sing us a song youre the sticker man
shes way too motivated
ref chan is a qt
she looks so much like kumiko
*cracks open another bag of pokimane cookies*
how is she not a neet even though she says shes a neet
well shes self employed for starters
remember reading something about a westerner in some african warzone and he noticed all the africans had the sights on their guns dialed way up as far as they would go and he asked them why they did that since they hardly ever shot at anyone at the distances they had their sights set to and they revealed they had no idea what the dial did they turned it all the way up because they thought it made the gun shoot harder
she makes a website from scratch for her sticker selling business.
that is a job.
i wouldnt call making 60 bucks a month self employed
i'm a neet yeh
500k+ subs on youtube
fantano gave frampton a 7? lol
i will never support a foid
will never not be funny to me how the only thing a woman has to do is not post their bf or talk about their bf online and they will have essentially unlimited money and yet they still mess that up
they cant help it they dont realize how much it stains them in the eyes of others
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oh nonono queefs bros
i knew it
mother fucking whore fucking fuck
cant believe this girl i didnt know until 30 minutes ago has betrayed my trust like this
i vow never again to trust a whore
well yes but unironically
new thread soon, im not ready…
gonna play some cs2
frag in hell fpsnorm
we are fragging some zombies in urzikstan man lets go!
i just like to point and click
im a neet but
i have a bf
i have a sticker store
i have a patreon
i have 500k subs on youtube
but im a neet
oh no no no
strongly feel that the people who do this should probably just be round up and shot
are we losing anything?
the battle for gay rights thats happening now in ukraine
the game called life
i heard you can get high on life
holy fuck why does he have "accelerate" book on his shell
accelerate bros are we back?
sad how we were all having a good night until we figured out that girl had a bf
cant stand bfs
its all the debunkers fault
speak for yourself i was having a horrible night already
are the eagles garbage
some of us have been thinking about books a lot recently…
im reading moby dick :)
queequeg kills ishmael
sorry i had to deboooonk but i couldn't stand you guys being simps
also i didn't believe she was a neet
she isnt wearing makeup and doesnt have an onlyfans, it's deceiving
there is a time and a place man!
foids love being deceiving
lets be honest we all already knew it we just didnt want to admit it
we live in a feminine age my friends
perhaps the most feminine age that has ever been
why would you do that to me :/
that wasnt the first video i've seen i think i fell in love with her another time before this
yea and it was right there and then
ugh kelce got my ass
i didn't that was just a joke switching the names in the "snape kills dumbledore" spoiler. i wouldnt do you like that
whats the most feminine age 23? maybe… 41?
they call him the retarded question asker
chongching just looks so fucking cool man
too bad its so far from the sea
*roots for glenn to win*
there are no stupid questions, just retarded ones
crazy how it was possible to get aika as an escort pre covid
bro you still got isiah pachinko and the chiefs are going to be winning so theyll be running it more!
that's not her bf it's just a friend..
its not fair bros
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK I HATE FOIDS MAN FUCK
i like her bodyparts
wonder if girls like my body parts
bros no way!!
holy fuck follow him back man
yeah well that's nothing he added me to his exclusive bitcoin giveaway!
im a neet
a neet that can fly across the globe and stay with someone for 6 months yup
jealousy isnt a good look on you sis
*casts an emergency hex on travis kelce*
i need a good gook
i used that gif to make a 'ner
me trying to do anything
sometimes i do a quick loser banner box click and have a giggle
what was even the first banner?
cant counter hex taylor bub
taylor swift stay winning
>cant counter hex taylor bub
holy shit this glenn thrall matchup is crazy!!
0.0002 points are you kidding me
of fucking course
hol' up we dem iggies
glenn chads we got to hold the line!
wtf that helthcare.gov commercial said they found plans at $13/month but mine is fucking $300!
paste kelce with the hold to keep pacheco from getting those yards
how are you paying 300 i have full coverage on everything for 100 a month
i dont know how anything works man
bro youre like 30seconds ahead of me
kelce should get -1fpts for that hold
ill admit im a stupid baby who cant take care of himself but i will never admit to getting owned because i didnt
if there was full ppr youd be getting owned by kelce
*adjusts the rules*
is tswizzle at the game?
15 minutes to play with only 0.2 fpoints separating thrall and glenn
this game has huge playoff implications too
how many field goals does the philly guy have i need him to hit like 20
this years fancy football has it all
OH NO NO NO NO NO
tvbros should really think about the rest of us
kelce -2 points for the fumble oh no no no!
bro its on hulu!
they're getting good at punching fumbles
i dont have the hulu
kelce is shook you can see it in his eyes
hes probably thinking of all the swifties who hate his guts
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how do we stop mulatto qbs
kelcebros our response?
the chiefs are straight up reading the eagles playbook
hol up hol up
oh nonono queefs bros!!
the brotherly shove is so op
tush push tush push
kelcebros i dont feel so good…
the eagle is flying i repeat the eagle is flying
hol up look at that nigger run
wtf i closed the game now i see this happening??
i like the eaglekelce more!
the pando curse
war eagle 🦅!!!
hes just like us
a big bro
a big boy
kelce needs a big play or the game winning tuddie or its all over for glen
oh nonono 4th & 2 queefs bros!
oh no no no kelce is mindbroken…
we dem kelce
hol' up dem refs
kelce cant catch
queefs driving to win the game and of course the refs step up
WE GOT YO BACK
i havent sipped in at least a week
good thing its monday night
and you know what we do on monday night
OH NO NO NO
cant believe these losers are letting taylor down
swift sistas we got too cocky!!
>4th and 25
who are we rooting for again
tswift is totally getting the ick from this loss fr fr
we dem iggles!!!
taylor swift is in south america and these pigs cant do anything
you cant call them that its racist
no its sexist
did glen win
sipper(4) over the baras(2)
glen(5) over thrall(1)
the fancy football playoff race is getting interesting!!!
were looking at a three way tie for first with glen and sipper both just a single game behind
bunny got a fake win today theres a huge asterisk next to that one
p[lato EARNED her win this week
nothing a little scoring adjustment cant fix
woke up to crazy football news