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eraserbaby thread



its wednesday night
and you know what we do on wednesday night


got a feeling a bunch of posters are stranded waiting for posts in the old thread


hehe lets set up a little prank for them when they figure it out hehe




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toot ban this guy




they call him the nudeshunter


dont shunt me bro


cant wait to start drinking in 6 hours


i want a bf


no idea what to buy
might starve


reese cup minis will tide you over


you missed out on the $1.79/lb boneless pork loin last week bro we stocked up!


i buy like 8 cup noodles for when i run out of actual food to keep me alive if i need it


bros get on apex legends


i can't i'm watching The Risky World of Hardcore Bingo (Gambling Documentary)


peanut butter and various nuts are my snacks that i always keep on hand



bro you gotta slam the digital coupons those are where they have big deals

$1.25 half gallon of milk
.99 cent granola bars
$2.99 ice cream and oreos

ok theyre not that great this week but you get the idea


thats krogerkrazy man


dont listen to this guy the controller auto aim is insane in that game and unplayable on pc you will die to aimbots essentially all day that just instantly lock onto your head


thinkgen about the mexican aliums


hola esse its me sancho granola from the carny asada nebula what's gooood fuuucker~


if dad isnt home in the next 15 minutes that means he went to eat with his sister which means i can sneak out and get some booze


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i want to know why it happened in mexican congress…
is it some crazy psyop or is it something as simple as some simpleminded spic congressman seeing it and going "aye caramba"


wonder how much an alien mummy is worth on the open market


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pawn stars would call in their alien mummy specialist who would give them an estimate


i know a guy whos an expert an ancient alien mummies



me after i did your mum


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storms a brewin.. whatever part of canada that is


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floridabro you are crazy with your stormwatching… it hasnt even gathered strength


and thats nova scotia then newfoundland


that's nova scotia/new brunswick


i want to think they just feel a little left out with all the ayylmao business we are doing in our congress


wtf i got stranded again


ok who's raking the leafs


im going on the beer run what should i get tonight


whatever is acceptably cheap


2 jr chickens and a mcflurry


comfy animation, fuck john deere


im actually really excited to crack open this octoberfest beer


lil early for oktoberfest innit


its wednesday night you know what that means


it means we got over hump day



i don't even know which 'tubers are real or fake


dead thread…


everyones stuck in the old thread


im watching wk1 recap videos on youtube and deciding if im gonna go to the store or not


WK1 may refer to:
Scaled Composites White Knight, also known as WhiteKnightOne (WK1)



did a +16 neltharions lair and the guy stacked the group with two ret paladins and neither of them dispelled during that 3rd boss



it is what it is


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charlie the normtube manlet says those aliems were deboonked in 2021


we already alged that vid


normtubers would doubt the aliens


it means half off games at dave's!!


looks like he built some gay ass alien out of paper mache


in english gleep


bro take some creepshots of girls at the bar!


no the bartenders know my name now if i got caught it would ruin my social credit


crazy how it only took me one generation to completely reverse all of the progress my ancestors made


progress isnt real theres only change or not


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crazy how my ancestors never saw a gook


where is everyone


um that wasnt me, you really should be aware of what paper mache is as general knowledge…
but i guess they took away art class for zoomers because of the money so i wont dog on you too much. paper mashay is strips of paper/newspaper soaked in glue and then draped over some type of frame to help shape it. the paper mache dries and is like shaped cardboard. a big one people do is cover a balloon in paper mache until it dries, the balloon can pop or shrivel and you're left with a hard balloon shaped cardboardish thing.
the paper mache is like the skin for making sculptures for kid crafts.
pinatas are paper mache (they're covered in tissue paper tassles so the texture isnt there). the big spherical pro fireworks can be paper mache


could grandma put something in her will where id have to be drug tested weekly to get the money


it's called a stipulation sweetie


im just sitting here dreading each minute as it passes because that makes me one minute closer to having to 'dash again tomorrow
i guess this is what having a j*b is like


thats too much work and money to pay people and lawyers after shes dead. if i was to guess she'll probably not cut you out unless you do something horrible.
she can have them space the payments out over years or wait until you're 30? or put your parents in charge of your money in some account or trust
maybe put your money into bonds where you have to wait like 10 years for them to be cashable for the full amount.


ive been doing some hemming
some hawing


we need rome-style feast-orgies with slave girls


to play some poe…. but which character…. and which sippy sip……


are you dashing for 8 hours x__x





>wait until you're 30

bro that came and went years ago!


my grandpa fought in japan
fought in the battle of leyte gulf, the largest naval conflict in history


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i was stranded…


i like those wallpapers



amlitzer got stranded



moms trying to make me do it for breakfast lunch and dinner but im just gonna do lunch for now


you should dash me some lunch tomorrow


drop a fat tip and ill get right on it
and give me instructions on where to drop it off


the 'dash life…


drop it off in my room so i can eat it
there might be a huge tip waiting for you


you know you can take the tip back within 24 hours and theres no way for them to know who did it


tell her 2 out of 3, you're starting from no work and split shifts doesnt let you do anything inbetween. she needs to calm down


im staying firm to just lunch for a while and ill start doing 2/3 maybe next week


id do what i did when i would skip school id go down to the park and wait for mom to go to work then id come back home


you need to get into the latenight dash game thats where you meet young desperate chicks who invite you in to smoke weed with them
mid day you get nothing


don't fall for those foid tricks man


yea man tell her you'll do late breakfast into lunch from like10:30/11-3 then pretend there are no orders until 11 and none after 2


are there really freaks out there ording dash for brekky



that dude is just pornbrained


i had a crazy double order today of 2 chicks who ordered from the same salad place, at the same time, to the same office building that was a good 10 minute drive away on the highway but they were on different floors so it was just a crazy coincidence


why dont you just say youre "working" the hours mom is asleep and then you can just stay inside and game


black pink won group of the year at the vmas kbros we have arrived


9-12 at night could be pretty comfy 'dashing hours


blackpink hitomi tanaka pmv bros


whats your whip


i'd dash if i had a motorcycle


dads altima


flicker strike berserker
the choice is made


gig work from an app is just the beginning of our scary future and a soft release of the credit score system. too many bad reviews? less delivers. more bad scores? youre off the app. there goes your livelihood

only a matter of time till it spreads i had a nightmare about this a few days ago


just get a real job ?


if you take too many bad reviews you just start taking the orders nobody wants and that builds your 'score' back


your just like snow crash…


snow crash… niel stevensen… thatll be 500 yucks…


oh no no no you arent allowed to use meritocracy to filter lazy people out of the "delivering food industry"
this is just like the holocaust


how can you fuck up delivery?


my last delivery was scary cuz the navigation in the app told me the completely wrong building to take it to, it wasnt even close the real building was blocks away



>suddenly social "dissidents" as described by the tavestock institute get "bad scores" on their federal gigwork app
oops. guess youre not meritorious enough because you're 30 years old not gay or a commie guess that means you have to take the re-education orders–er i mean, the orders for "lazy" counter revolutionary–er i mean lazy people :))))


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lol are you watching that? i saw some preview for it and got all i'm old weird vibed because i didn't know any of the artists and i though all their music sucked and my music was much better…
now is a special time though because new music is literally actually horrible.
it isnt just the stereotype meme of parents/older people not liking the young kids music


im scared of heights so i couldnt deliver to anyone higher than the second floor


you sound like a massive pussy man



wtf elephants really make that funny noise


black pink? in my area?
it's more likely than you think


>just conform and go along to get along man get the shots get the app get the marks say what you need to say but have "private thoughts" its no big deal man dont rock the boat!


sigh so it would be your fault for delivering it to the wrong place the app told you to


im not watching just saw a headline on my msn homepage and was like wow kpop going mainstream cuz i still remember back in my day how resistant the west was to anything kpop weve come a long way


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bruh he's being replaced with robotic plastic bins on wheels as we speak


i did once and immediately felt like an idiot because i couldve just made every thing at home


*kicks it over*


theyll never replace flesh and blood gooks


google sends my address to a random building too when you look it up on maps


*facial recognitions you and youre arrested the next day for app interference*


thats crazy man maybe i can check it out whats ur addy?


what if there were gook chinks in your area



china town is great you can get yummy fresh buns for cheap


cant watch that psyop fuentes closet gay fed anymore


what about chink pussy and hot gook tummies?


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it looked like a ton of them fell down but when the camera panned i only saw like 6 bodies. was this at a mall?




the girls there are nice and you will not pester them with your gross appetites


girls want to be plapped as much as we want to plap them


Cult of the Lamb dev says it will delete the game on January 1


is it true that girls love being plapped


hope unity dies


yes they experience a special internal orgasm when you fill them up their whole body starts contracting and "drinking" the sperm and it is euphoric clitoral stimulation doesnt come close


that unity shit wild dawg


can we get a science bro on this one


wed need a female anatomy expert whose experience an internal female orgasm herself



did you get booze…

weird how we have all these super fancy farming gizmos and yet food is more expensive than ever, really makes you think…


shut the fuck up you plaptard


long story short, jews


*thinks about boobs*


i had a buncha s*x in my life but i never bussin inside a girl thats kinda gay imo unless shes youre wife


>ive masturbated with a girls body alot but never actually had sex


it was a lot of p in v thrussin but never lettin my fluids flow ya feel me


dont get mad at me because youre a plaplet theres no one here that knows more about sex than me


want to have s*x sometime we will see who the true master is


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can danielle get any cooler?


she's ice cold


thats a 12 year old child bro
shes like 4 foot tall 65 pounds


that's my ideal woman


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im laughing thinking about how much it must own mom and dad whenever their friends ask what their son does for a living and instead of saying a job they say he gets up at 4 in the afternoon and yells at video games


skibidi toilet
skibidi skibidi toilet


she has nice hair but i need to see some (arm)pits before i make the final call


why do people need to experience so much meanness before they can appreciate niceness


im not like that i wish people would just be nice always


you take the good you take the bad you take them both and then you have


my twitch password is like 15 characters long


isnt it cute we call them characters like they have little personalities? :3


good night




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trying to quit drinking but my body wont let me


going to sleep without a job is the comfiest feeling in the world
going to sleep with a job is the worst feeling in the world


thought i was bad but you need to quit even worse


thinking about making a new wow hardcore character


stop fucking doing whatever is doing that


what is this device and what is it supposed to be?




MITT ROMNEY RETIRED??? Mormon LOSER FORCED To Resign By BOSS TRUMP | America First Ep. 1216


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>Hypertensive crisis: 120 or more. Call 911.



is anyone gonna tell me what that thing is or are you doing that thing i hate where you occult information and laugh at me behind my back for not knowing everything about everything in the whole entire world


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holy fuck someone kited a twilight corrupter to storwmind and hes going sicko mode on everyone!


dude its one of those blood pressure monitors have you never been to the doctor i think they even check you at the dentist now


our hearts are too strong for this world


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stay strong bro


on hardcore?
oh no no no!


no i avoid doctors and it doesnt even look like the ones they would do to me as a kid. thanks for telling me even if you did it with attitude and still made fun of me for not knowing everything


anytime man


nick is going off on oliver anthony again


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um i dont know why you're health is bad so i called it that thing, the thing thats killing you? i was forceful because i wanted you to do something about it so you dont die


used to be if you walked west enough with an axe you could have a life cutting down trees in good air


now if you do that youll end up somewhere with human poop on the streets or the furry capital of the world


we're losing comm members?


yeah one of us is having a heart attack and a wowbro is committing suicide soon


il be honest with you guys i found that blood pressure picture from some guy saying he was having a panic attack and then posted it here



uwu a ruse?


*plaps you*


plap in hell homo


*gets plapped*
why didnt any of you stop him?


how many firefighters actually end up saving someone's life do you think
maybe it happens occasionally as a first responder but the whole pulling people out of burning buildings thing seems super rare like someone could be a firefighter their whole life and not end up actually doing that


who plaps or is plaped only can be decided
by god


they have to pull their fellow fighters out in big infernos when something goes wrong that happens more often than civies


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someone should stream backdraft


thank the lord those soulless robotic japs dont have the white man's imagination and go-getter attitude


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39 year old man with grey hair using emojis


did he actually snap his achilles i thought i heard during the game the xrays came back negative


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on the IR and out for the year man


lmao even


they call me the total package


wtf some nigger took joshua kelley before me on the waiver wire


i dont get why stickers in csgo are worth so much


*buys a knife for 6000 u.s. dollars*
but why are the stickers 5 bucks!?


i saw some sticker was worth 50k


uhm dont post scary shit its almost 1am


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im a lot like robocop


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crazy how ive receieved 4 personal text messages from the president donald trump in the last 2 days plus one from steve bannon


*unzips your purse*
yeha man thats wild dont look over here for a few seconds alright


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billionaires cant afford to hire a good tailor smdh


hope the next ow champ is a sexy gooky asian not a fat one like mei and kiriko


so happy my friend who worked at blizzard got me overwatch for free instead of wasting 40 bucks on that garbage


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hey look its that robot bitch you guys post


no one here posts jenny




jennie from blackpink? did you guys see her dress at the vmas? wowy


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i do sometimes


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gweed did you peep this vid


gonna finish off this last bit of whiskey but then its sober living for at least the new year


ow fuck i just accidentally pushed one of my cuticles really far back and its bleeding



i wouldnt worry about it some people do that on purpose for cosmetic reasons


its bleeding and has a purple bruise now but thankfully doesnt hurt


in a way, you're alot like aaron rodgers now


why are you cuticulling your self


i was trying to open up a beer bottle with the edge of a cat food tin and my hand slipped


you dont open it with the edge of a table like khaldor taught us?


maybe ill take up cutting to give myself some cool scars chicks like scars right


i knew how to do that a long time before that


i have a lotta scars and no one seems to notice but me


only predatory guys like scars because it signals mental issues and those girls are easier to gaslight and manipulate to their twisted moid ends


cutter scars arent attractive


i tried that but it just scratched my desk


my big wrist scar is from doing manly construction work not girly sadness


i got stretch marks when i was fat for 6 months




that mustve been a crazy bulk


theres a permanent mark on my foot from where i kept picking off a scab over and over


each of my dps did half as much dmg as theirs how am i supposed to win that match it was a 5v7


i went from 200 to 235 over a year from just eating fast food and drinking beer all day


and how many golds in wow did you earn


hate fast food it makes you feels empty no matter how much you eat like you are chewing on balloons


love how salty everything is from the sloppery



i can only relate to ai singing covers now i cant go back to real people anymore


*dreams cutely*




just had the worst charley horse of my adult life


dont know what a charle horse is dont know what an hang nail is


it's when your inner thigh cramps up and it feels like it's gonna explode


never happened to me


dont think its happened to me either


you and your friends never used to punch each other in the upper arm (dead arm), or thigh (dead leg, charley horse) as a gag?


i like to stick one knuckle out when i do it to cleave into the muscle and get that sharp piercing sting


i cant relate with anything being posted its totally foreign to me. punching dead legs? weird cramps? none of that is a part of my lived experience



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what the fuck kind of matchmaking is this? its not even fun beating up on retards


oh also sometimes called a hertz donut


the punchbuggy game? those are the punches you're doing

you also use them for doorknob if any of you guys used to play that


why would you do that


nobody actually played the punchbuggy game it was just a movie thing and doorknob? has to be made up


this isn't inflicted by someone else i just moved my leg in a weird way and the muscle decides to cramp up and wake me up




doorknob we actually played. when somebody farts they have to say "safety" afterwards.
if anyone is able to say "doorknob" before the farter calls safety, everyone attacks the farter punching them over and over trying to give them the worst dead leg or dead arm possible (hitting the same spot over and over is key)
the beating ends when the farter touches a doorknob
we made gay gregs little brother shit his pants from dead legs and arms one time because we were able to physically stop him from reaching a doorknob


i hate that kind of aggressive moid crap


that was 1 time it was usually fun scrambles touching a doorknob usually outrunning friends i still call safety sometimes evin today lol


punchbuggy was just an excuse to punch your sibling on a roadtrip


nobody actually played punchbuggy


we did on the schoolbus


i dont remember anything from school it was the most boring thing ever


i remember a lot


i remember too much v_v


wish i couldve asked my grandfather stuff while he was still alive
wish i could talk to dad so i could ask him stuff


what would you ask


id ask how much money hes going to give me when he dies


wish i had anything to be proud of


it's raining really hard rn


prides a sin none of this is really important


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this storm is going to flood cape cod and gleeps nigger ass is going to be on a roof begging for rescue


>gleeps nigger ass


grow up


gleep will thug that shit out


you know if i was an alcoholic i would just stop drinking, simple.


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would have been creepy if he actually predicted it would be on the first drive


LSV Hamburg added Aaron Rodgers, NYJ QB from Waivers


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the psu cables aren't long enough to reach the motherboard. i ether have to ask for longer cables or exchange the psu now.


you didnt watch enough linus tech tips videos


did you buy one of those short psus for tiny cases?


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if we were without laws i'd make oily gook my slave


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i bought a sfx-l psu and my case is a matx case (small form factor) so i thought it would fit but i guess not.


crazy how satanists can do whatever they want and no one bats an eye


godzilla, japan


Wordle 817 5/6



ti12 is next month
its quinns year


is this real? is it satanism?


tundra got topson
gladiators ran out of juice
its over for quinnbros




her doing those handsigns really scares me


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Watch Mojo Top 10 Races to Learn Coding From (Number 3 Will Shock YOU!)


modern guns are insane to me because theyre the culmination of like 400 years of trying to find better ways to do a very simple thing (propel a small piece of metal really fast)


race number 10 yup its white guys 2023 saw a marked drop in popularity for this race in the media but when it comes to coding theyve still got the know how but fall short when compared to the following talented races
number 9 bangladeshis


thats not a real watch mojo list


we know lol


watch mojo list expert


Watch Mojo Top 2 Genders to Ever Exist (Number 1 Won't Shock You!)



boomer posting is pretty fun. i can see why they sit around posting rage bait all day


i want some of those radioactive new iphones i bet they give super powers


they call me incelsior


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drunk bitch


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satanic dont open


actually its a pic all the gookbros niggerbros and pipbros can appreciate its a masterpiece open it



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this is the webm ive thought "what if that were me?" the most with. would i do anything different? i dont think so…



why would that ever be you? are you disgusting


hes trying to thug it out


no but stuff happens to me sometimes. i could see myself being trapped needing to vomit or shit in a situation where i couldnt leave


stuff happens to me sometimes. i could see myself being trapped needing to watch japanese girls play minecraft or amongus in a situation where i couldnt leave


gonna start honoring the sabboth


the sabbath is my jo day because im not allowed to do any work
and the day after the sabbath is for remembering 911 and watching football


i love the cat noises



wonder if my keyboard is an ick


is cum on the keys an ick



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my logitech k120 is unbeatable


how did htat guy predict rodgers would get injured


well aaron is a 39 year old man playing a position that makes him the biggest target for 350lb giganiggers



fuck sickos


shout out to my favorite album buyer's market



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NINTENDO DIRECT IN 25 MIN LFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


holy crap!!


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2008 was the beginning of the end really


Wordle 817 X/6*


what a stupid word :/






lets just say this nintendo direct was quite poggers



i'm not sure if whk had surgery to make her eyes bigger or if it's just the contacts she's wearing but she looks bogged


our shits all retarded


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what did you think


damn i missed the whk stream couldnt give a bognosis


need to wash my sheets


the ‘dashing hour approaches….


my pillows are beerboy yellow


my pillows are grey






toot told me to stop jerking around and do the work and lead by example


really he told me to stop jerking off


you got told



Wordle 817 5/6*




ugh hate waking up this early


isnt it crazy that turmeric has that r in it



better than x/6 i always says



im on the toilet where i take a shit


i sorta remember that meme




i remember the anna meme


i think it was bathroom where i take a shit


i wake up
i look in the mirror
i see i still look like that guy from no country for old men with this haircut


we are animals man its nbd


not really


i did piss in a jug today


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is this racist


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can i drink it please please can i drink it


were old men we dont care about how our hair looks


you drink piss pando????


urop changed him…


its nature


you guys have hair???


i can't wait to play as dukat, kill o'brien then subjugate keiko


pando drinks other mens piss




(full disclosure that wasnt the real pando i was just having a little fun)


*turns on ip vision*
hmmm i see….


you should stream you dashes


*turns on ip vision*
hmmm i see….


*covers up*


almost time for the neet napper to take a nice 1pm workday nap


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who wants to be my friend (no racists/homophobes etc)


*raises paw*


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im neither!!!


no you're racist


homo means human
phobe means fear
hmmmmm i think the term homophobia is messed up


the jews fear the human


no we dont


google search is customized, your racist


imagine waking up in isreal and thinking oh boy its time to deepen my parasocial relationship with a gamer in croatia


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not reading that


thats duckduckgo…


that euro is obsessed with gays


imagine the rest of that book…



only 576 dollars on amazon


In any campaign to win over the public, gays must be portrayed as victims in need of protection so that straights will be inclined by reflex to adopt the role of protector. If gays present themselves, instead, as a strong and arrogant tribe promoting a defiantly non¬ conformist lifestyle, they are more likely to be seen as a public menace that warrants resistance and oppression.


gays arent the victims anymore now its trannies and blacks and black trannies


what about ironic racists/homophobes?


well that book is from '87


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straight ally to the gays here, we all know i support our gaybros as long as they know they're destroying society and shouldn't be allowed to adopt children or promote their degenerate agenda. they need to know that what they are is wrong but not act all gay about it. then i'm cool with them.


i guess it depends how ironic it is because i can be ironically racist and homophobic too but if asked i wouldnt say that im either


i will act gay regardless of your feelings


*hits you with a hammer*


youve been memed into liking cock and cum


my sheets feel weird even after washing them


then we can be friends babe


it started off ironic for me


you love cock


you love cum


you love cock


you love cum


you love cock


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stop it toot


you love cum


you love cock


you love cum


you love cock


been hearing a lot of buzz about cocks and cum lately


thats just fud hop in the bunker


Cheers from Croatia, we will always stand together with our European brothers against scums


you crave cock


you crave cum


you crave cock


yuro sissy hypno hours, i go deeper


you crave cum



we arent allowed to post there


you crave cock


you love cock


she's just like me…


you love cum


you crave cum


*shelters in my tanookiscrote from the gay hypno*


like no i fricking dont dude


you love cock


now our gaybros are thinking about cocks and crave cum


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really regretting not skipping today


Puzzle #95

the new thing


skipping what


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Puzzle #95



i feel like such a smart cookie when i do connections


i watched for a extra second and a half because i was trying to figure out if this was big buff niggers or literal gorillas


we think like this


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the new posts. i saw there was more than usual so i assumed it was something worth reading…


we're grown here


id be terrified if i were a black dude in america


its all because that one guy is obsessed with gay men


>A woman who claimed a CAT scan she received at a hospital in 1976 made her unable to use her psychic powers was awarded $988,000 by a jury last week.

>The eight-member Common Pleas Court jury deliberated about 45 minutes before awarding Judith Richardson Haimes $600,000 plus $388,000 in interest on her malpractice claim against Temple University Hospital.

>Haimes, 42, contended an allergic reaction to a dye injected during the exam gave her severe, recurring headaches that forced her to give up her practice in New Castle, Del., two months later.

>Before the test, she said, she was able to read auras, conduct seances, observe the past and the future and help police solve crimes.

>Judge Leon Katz had instructed the jury not to consider Haimes’ assertion about her psychic powers and her loss of business in weighing the suit.


thats so fucked up


Wordle 817 6/6

I had __x__ and thought it couldnt be one of the few spanish words i know


coonections is too ez


Wordle 817 2/6



connections can sometimes be challenging when it throws in some intellectual thing like when it had mu chi alpha etc for greek letters but one of them went to another category forgot what it was


no way you guessed it that quickly i dont even know what the word means or even that it was a word


hmmmm today i will put a dick in my ass


its a type of fabric


yea i did it earlier but i deleted my cookies
thought this would be a new word


i'm in my goon era


grow out of it


is it chintz?
#neverlooked #natty


the only way out is to goon my way out



toot please hit amlitzer with a time out


my gpu might be dying


amlitzer needs a firm smack in the face sometimes


starting to feel like watame is a friend of the cartel with these sums



gang gang



9pm finally home from home
final day being on the same team as the hot girl… did NOT improve my chances with her tonight x__X


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>home from home
what a fucking IDIOT


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she's just employing the switzerland strategy, maximizing self interest best understood.


9pm huh?
*adds that to the dossier*


thats just 162 standard berlin time actually




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it's definitely over for me but now it just seems like all motivations and moments of happiness are from random spikes in dopamine, and idk how to finish this sentence but if sex is the highest dopamine releaser then you supposedly love your family with the same chemicals that you destroy yourself with masturbation. this becomes especially evident if your dopamine release is like waaaayy enhanced for some reason and then it goes waaaaayyy down and you understand that you are incapable of experiencing love or joy or even being awake at all. and it's all connected. and theres nothing else out there. there are no more good feelings like you want to feel. there are only sporadic "nice moments" that you cant even rely on and even then you cant be thankful for them anymore after realizing they come from the same chemicals rising in the brain that you were abusing to rise really high.
really really like unspeakably depressing and makes you wonder if youll ever be able to believe in anything again or find any way to take yourself seriously or come into a worldview that isnt total pessimism and dissatisfaction.


this bitch shaped like a thumb thumb


i hate fat people so much


did you get her number


hes said before that she has a bf hes coping hard at this point


im done coping
ive realized its ogre


how do you go on


im gonna try and lost some weight
while hoping for crumbs in the future (she still works in the same company you see…. maybe well keep talking…)


hot rinsed my sheets and they still feel greasy its over


done 'dashin


dip it in white vinegar


ok but just know crumbs was a bit i stole from some comedian and they arent really a thing


pussy crumbs are real man you just gotta keep at it


no such thing as crumbs not after your over 25


theres always the step dad angle in 5-10 years






nothings worth it everything is bullshit thats what


and thats whats up


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fresh dunk dabbing on gamers


keep saying it


omg so scary -____-


fuck the trolls man






not lol


lol in hell loler


my brother's wife is always crying and breaking down about something like damn doesn't that get stressful after a certain amount of breakdowns


grab her pussy


bet hot coworker would be hysterical like that always getting upset and crying and screeming over everything
dodged a bullet there


its ogre


ba banana


good morning bros!!!



morning bro


never get married


how did you sleep?




bet she would be a perfect gf actually



god i wish i had a gf like that


this seems fake the land itself is much more than that


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its ogre




my mom is like that when shes drunk its the worst
if i was my dad i would have hit her for sure lol




ok that is lol


im at 133…. :\


dsp is absolutely losing it


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bro bought the olympia……………..


why didnt you guys tell me ttyd was coming to the switch? this is huge!


we watched it live m'dude


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toot dont ip peep its just me being lonely again


took a 3 hour nap


im not joking when i say that my pillows are buttered popcorn yellow


can i join


we have 4 sorry



wonder when pandos going to travel to nyc to have gay sex with toon


let her join bullies


no youre not part of our clique


todd bros gih


we need a clique tracker for 162


the gay clique


you cant join our clique if you're racist or homophobic and that's most of you


shut up pussy


im neither i just hate gays


im not afraid of homos


case in point


let them play video games and flirt in peace weirdos


as a meme, i dont really hate gays except when they try to flirt with me


whatever i didnt want to join anyways


us straight bros must keep these freaks in check
prevent sodom and gomorrah


im a white gay homophobic racist can i join




im a black guy niggerfaggot can i join


man fuck you


grow up


so fucking sick of all the faggots here


this is why we dont play video games with you


Williams worked in construction in the Tampa Bay area following his NFL career. On September 1, 2023, he was severely injured in a worksite accident in which a steel beam fell on his head

we need the video im sensing some good lol potential


who is we


toon pando etc


*drops a steel beam on your head*


yoooo this nigga out here droppin steel beams


you played in the nfl bro? here catch this steel beam



skribblio is baby shit we only play mature games like cod and fortnite


idk how anyone could actually be gay when theres cute gooks with fat pussies waiting for you


their pussies arent that fat bro


love a good skrib



custom words huh…


how would you know


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continuing our azumanga daioh stream now
sorry i forgot to give a heads up post this time, and there was no stream yesterday because i was working on my new pc.
since im late there will be no pre-stream.



dude wheres the pre-stream


i get around ;)


mine are dishwater grey


ive seen enough gook pussy webms to know they can indeed have fat pussies


maybe after a visit to dr kim


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how did you get this picture of me?


friday off….



bro were drinking tonight!


bro we quit drinking over 14 months ago…



consoles? lol



im actually 2 weeks away from 1 year since my last drop


damn this looks boring




i have a better vid


good job babe im proud of you


that girl really likes pussy


hows life without booze


spideybros we won


sigh zii would have loved this (even though its exactly the same game they released 5 years ago)


so weird that girls just be sitting there without a cock and balls between their legs
like they will never know how it feels


its weirder to me that girls are walking around with their huge asses and boobs like its nbd


its simple
i boot up a game
i get sleepy


they made splatoon.. for play station?


im a kid im a…..squid?


are they seriously remastering spider-man again? i swear they just did that a few years ago.


yea but with zoomers instead of cute squids its not gonna work


im mel T


its not a remaster its a sequel


wait final fantasy guy and sepiroth linked up?


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i just want a hagwife anime gf


embarrassing that sony thinks they can compete with the direct that happened today


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oh hell yeah


im not cleaning again i dont want to get banned by toot for cleaning a dick pic i just want you guys to know im cleaning in my head


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still never gotten an answer as to why her fingers are backwards


why are you cleaning girls


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osaka is so pon lol





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*desperate for pussy voice*
what herbs should i use


hmm yes tell me more about which herbs could be good for me



bryan cranston is so funny and charismatic


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what is this



check this nasty gook whore out


oh no no no



any new hc deaths?


*sneaks behind you*
*slits your throat*


im a white cis male im not playing hardcore im playing easy mode chud


id plap the hell out of that brown monkey


*hops on my segway*


why do gleepys always claim to be white








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oh nonono!


bro just use ublock origin


what the fuck is adblock for youtube now


you are the gayest retard here


don't listen to this dude >>2093490



i know for a fact im not the gayest one here because im still a virgin


no posts for 10 minutes and then this guy says tadaima (retard way of saying im back) and that other guy responds within the same minute okaeri like a retard as if hes been waiting to make this post all day long
now tell me how hes not the gayest retard here



stop being a schizo


i see the whinge bro is up


big thursday night match up between dem vikes and the birds!


thats the flattest girl ive ever seen and im a gooker


we respond to tadaima with okaeri its our thing


it's the weeb clique, it's what they do.



i want a bf



i have bigger boobs and im a boy


just sneezed bigly


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found a very hairy moth this morning so I caught her and released her outside.





moth (japan)




really want to buy a 2500 dollar lens but im already spending 30k in the past 2 months on my house -_-


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$100 worth of groceries, bidenflation is getting crazy!!


no way thats actually $100


ahem, do you mean to say a 2500 dollar objective



nooo you cant buy the fun size bags of chips thats retard tier shit, the markup on those .5 oz bags is WILD


her duality is so omo


nice gamer setup except for the chair and the glare
why are you buying the 'kids birthday party' box of chips instead of bags


30k he could pay off that guys moms 27k loan….



this is what my mom does she buys a bunch of fruits and vegetables which are all super expensive and no food with actual calories in it


only thing there id actually eat are the cranberry almonds. no two bite brownies? no cupcakes?


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dude paid $5 for a less than a quarter of a watermelon and somehow its the presidents fault





"do you like dicks"


helps to limit overeating


all of the big nfl youtubers linked up and did a podcast together


hope theres a gas leak


i only know flemlo


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that song was peak hyuna


*shuffles fantasy line up around for week 2*


weird how kpop peaked with trouble maker and has never recovered


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newjeans ushered in the best era of kpop ever super shy is a certified banger kpops never been better


kpop is much darker
im not sure if i would say better
super shy does slap tho


yeah the bbc era lol


it's always the swedes they're just too good


im supa shy
supa shy :3


crazy how the same jim became a simp



whats crazy is that i change my newjeans bias every other week



doordash bro is one dash away from living this life


we're on the haerin train


crazy thing about super shy is after it came out 4 different 20 something asian girls were jamming to it on stream girls love it


ngl in a way doordashing sounds even cooler than forklifting


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that coordi needs to be fired wtf


forklifting is the bomb tho


gleep did u analyze this fresh intel yet
seems important and dangerous


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*watches the world burn*
you fags should've went vegan. i warned you


cmon bro


unfortunately ive only been delivering to people at work so far
maybe if i start doing some night dashing though…


i will never go soygan


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first good ragu in months


niggers really out here being named lemondre and shit


hoo boy we got viqueens iggles in 30 minutes


i opened this in a tab for later i dunno about that dude


gleepy whats your hottest take rn (on anything)



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i'm feeling really dep the last few months from life sucking and cutting down on my psych meds. im really lost and cant get anything going


why are you cutting down on the meds


i feel like im unable to feel both happiness or sadness. just this blinding miserable boredom and i want to try something different


hop on wow


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thats the other part of the depboredom, nothing is good enough to interest me


i might get into playing hardcore wow again


>believes there is a magic pill that will fix all his problems
back in my day we used to laugh at people like that


not everything is about you


me and gweed


All experience is a drug experience. Whether it's mediated by our own [endogenous] drugs, or whether it's mediated by substances that we ingest that are found in plants, cognition, consciousness, the working of the brain, it's all a chemically mediated process. Life itself is a drug experience.


whatever makes you feel about your weed addiction bro


>whats that dr shekelstein i just take this mind altering pill with the same active ingredient as horse tranquilizers and ill be magically happy? okay thanks that makes sense and fits with my view of the mind and body!


thought these were inuyasha and sesshomaru genderbent at first


45 minutes


someone is in an asshole mood tonight fuck off, enjoy the thread being like 20% shittier because i'm not in it tonight.
fucking stupid faggot


stop bullying you fuckers i didnt ask him that question for you to gang up on him
dumb fucking shits


there is and it's called hrt sweety


>i alone make the thread great!
lol the ego on this kid


it was a rainbow dash reference…


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bro we got thursday night football right now!


sure it was buddy :)


settle down alan watts, you're speaking bullshit again



Thursday Night Football: Minnesota Vikings vs. Philadelphia Eagles – September 14th, 2023


hol up hol up dats my nigger


ty jeff


weird the thread just got so much better


my man kirk 'cnote' 'k-nasty' cousins gonna finna boutta drop 500 yards on the iggles secondary


did the nigger leave i thought he was bluffing?


i wonder how you become an nfl kick holder, i bet i could have done that


bro you should go to g-land thatll cheer you up


you try to be a tight end or a linebacker but youre too slow and stupid so he puts you on special teams and you suck there too and one coach says "just hold the ball you idiot can you do that without fucking it up?" and if you actually dont fuck it up, you're not a place holder




dem vikes fuckin suck!


people say the leave and come back all the time and i really dont notice


nice fumble dumbass


look at that nigger run


neither of these teams are my teams


hol up hol up


i hate them both but i want the dykings to win because i hate them slightly less


>nigger qbs


nice pass dumbass


is ndomikong still on the eagles?


>niggers name is blackmon




what the fuck!!!!


nice fumble dumbass


holy fuck both these teams suck!


cashed in on that fumble


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let kirk throw some dragons why are they trying to play fumblerun against this d


maybe imperial japan were the good guys all along


my coworker likes the vikings


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omg… is that ashoka with… anakin!?


omg is that zii? hiiiiiiiiii



i love spreadable butter


all butter is spreadable


so that means your ass is butter?


gonna run to the store for halftime probably


they call him kirk 'tuddies' cousins


wtf they keep passing it to that whitey instead of my speedy nigger


hol up here come dem viqueens


>finally got a job
wtf no harass


*hols up*


the cool thing about the taliban is that theyre a real life example of how if you get enough dedicated men together you get to make the rules


thats why toot gets to make the rules


somebody stole my weed. i was out of town for like 3 weeks, it was either my landlord (unlikely), my upstairs neighbor (most likely) or my ex-GF (highly unlikely). there's no evidence anybody broke into my house but my weed box is just gone with no explanation. i could see my landlord being a dildo and throwing it in the trash but i really doubt it. i think i gave my neighbor a key to my place for emergencies and she probably stole it. it was also a custom designed box that my ex made for me so i guess she could have maybe shown up and taken it back but why would she steal the contents? she would only want the container back


not even the most powerful government on earth can stop you if you get enough boys with the right grindset working together


yeah, now your boss and customers harass you instead lol




it was me


>my ex
who cares


bros get on overwatch were meeting gamergirls


bros hop on naps were snoozing


toot, ban the norm


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hoo boy here comes the qb sneak


im immune to propaganda




theyre doing a story on how this nigger killed his teammate in a street race lol


*kills someone street racing*


literally every commercial is the kelcebros theyre probably making so much money


hows our niggers doing?


*aims 5g waves at your brain*


hey boy catch that ball for me boy


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you're welcome philly


my niggers are completely beefing it


kirk and jussin still get the yards for that reception before the turnover right?


yea but then griddy nigger loses 2 points for the fumble


wtf they put kfc seasoning on the football so the nigger can catch it


iggles are frauds


if we wanted to we could kill everyone in afghanistan the problem is we were trying to nation-build a bunch of stone age goat herders


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vikes have like 4 fumbles in a single half
all the darkest blackest dudes you can imagine
kirk needs to sprinkle more fried chicken on those balls


i like how the ufc tells you when someone puts down a huge bet on a match


holy fuck!!!


holy shit what a kick


twitch chats going crazy on these women


finally i got a gift sub to meowdalyn its been months


ugly women


i need to tune into my weekly sportsball stream so i can watch some women talking yooooooo lets gooo 💯💯💯💯💯


hmm i see


oh no no no


dem vikes fuckin suck!


this fucker just called me a 2 iq tank


oh no no no




nothing like seeing the nigger hit the second gear and really go flying


you give your keys to people?


dad picked up churros


churros are great


why didnt he bubble hearth?


ugh theyre using andy reid to make fun of the fatbros


who's andy




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dykings its not looking so good


i dont want to call them that




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maybe the vikings will get another 5 fumbles hehe


hoo boy that nigger is about to griddy


kirk could have been doing this all first half they would be up 50
the oc is a drooling retard just let my man cook


let me gook


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i used to like the eagles but fuck em


just made a grilled cheese n some tomato soup







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they disabled bubble hearth in hardcore


lol, lmao even


what if he runs this back for a tuddie


one last shot


he didnt run it back for a tuddie


w*t bros…


iggles coach was not happy


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turned my fan on and it blew my bag of doritos on the floor


fresh footie


this guys voice is so ass i couldnt last but 15 seconds




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i could go for some nice opium rn



has edp weighted in yet?


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im a lot like zechs when u stop and think about it


im like hero


this trailer goes harder than anything else japan ever made


sigh shes perfect


haha yea so funny…


sigh shes perfect


the miko version of 強風オールバック / さくらみこ is just plain better than all of the others






why won't pokemon rebel/kill humans and overthrow them as the dominant species



bitch nigga get biden blasted


so funny that we have an ancient senile pedovore running the show


me yelling at dumb youtube video essays is kind of like old annotations left written on a book




wish youtube annotations were still around


i miss webcomics


no one miscarriages my unborn child
except me


my teeeeaaaaaaam 😩😩 fuuuuuck




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*opens the gook porn tab*


hmm do i eat or go to bed hungry


depends are you fat




wish there was more food theres just microwave little meals and they take so long to microwave…


need to eat but theres someone here…


you could always eat my nasty pussy


delicious kpussy and soft knipples… ugh i wish i could eat it


country break


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the vikings have a gook cheerleader


she looks blasian


and thats ok


shed have bigger lips and nose and kinky hair if she was blasian maybe half sea at most


shes spreading her pussy :/


i missed the nintendie direct was there anything good


miyamoto said black people should stop playing nintendo games


a gook huh…


holy based


*loads in*


this country used to make stuff..




7am time for me to get to go to bed while the world wakes up to go to work!




gn :)


good night hon


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i dont know if the doll's shirt is supposed to be 'theasker' or if the jap who owns that doll just tried to make a 'thrasher' shirt but messed up the english


all we can be really sure of is that you are gay


thats a distinct possibility


its in the thrasher font isnt it


yeah its definitely the thrasher font


and yet… it very clearly says "theasker"… perplexing


drop a bomb on my head


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That's not funny.


good morning bros
botan and peko are live
korone in 30min


i want a bf



gm you two


gm sm


where u at


my bed


the gaymen glads are playin secret + sumail


me too :3 (im in my own bed we arent sharing a bed)




i think if a russian team wins ti12 ukraine will collapse


it's been a year since my dog died


sorry about your dog


thanks man


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would you let him share the bed with you for 16 million dollars



your prayers have been heard


jesus tamujo is such an annoying prick


posting patton speech because its what i thought this was getting into here


natures prophet is being picked again huh


no he was banned they just have kind of a weird graphic for picks/bans


well i mean hes banned because hes in the meta again. he was gone for a good while


they made his sprout spell do damage to people inside now which is why hes good again i think


if i was in new vegas things wouldnt have gone down like they did
there would be a lot less families inhabiting the strip i can tell you that much


you cant just take on an entire family


just realised ill never get a bf because i expect too much from men and my standards are too high


you gotta stop wishing for the perfect bf and start thinking what you can do to be a better bf


oh hell yeah


if you ever want a man who owns his own goon cave hmu


ive already thought about that enough for the past half decade


ok but you also have to do and not just think


but i want to procrastinate instead


then you have to settle for a sub par bf


thats stupid i want a perfect bf



me personally i couldn't care less about a bf


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so much this


im just saying my standards are too high but too high standards is stuff like "do not have a goon cave"


you could be my goon muse babe


your own


im the first 4




youre also 5 kwintu


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im gonna get back into pancakes for breakfast


im gonna get so drunk tonight


this is the japanese song they taught us in school in 4th grade. phonetically it was like
sakura sakura
ya-yo ino so ra-wa
mi-watasu kaji-ri
eziya eziya mi, ni, yu kwon







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>that one gay gooner who keeps trying to force hetero hypno hour



oh yeah i saw this earlier amlitzer is gonna love this


someone needs to put a baby in me right now


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be warned
im an emotionally distant manipulator


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why are the yuros so obsessed with gooning



im getting fat..


*slaps your rotund belly*


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crazy that stopping all physical activity entirely at the same time my metabolism was beginning to slow down was not a good exercise plan


he looks like a boomer from l4d


that reminds me of that time A judge ruled that a transgender woman could not have indecently exposed her penis to young girls in a YMCA female changing room after agreeing with her claim that she's too fat for it to be visible.


septembers already half way over..



crazy how fast 2023 came and went
2025 (our year) is literally just around the corner


i am not insane..


i am a martian


yall are just a regular bunch of fags i reckon


i'm an irregular fag (straight)


sigh couldnt fall back asleep…

bau bau!!!


back to school soon…


bro we're 32 years old with gray hair we finished school years ago…


im never going back you cant pay me enough


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i still have nightmares about taking exams…


yet you make your students do exams
a perpetual circle of violence



bro you know im smiling so hard right now


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anri is so busted


bau bau


shut the fuck up doggie


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i am watching this cowled wizards vs team bunny matchup very closely

i like this


she likes it she likes it



theres some stupid meeting going on across the street and they took all the parking



you would think there would be more redpilled black brothers


most of them are rp


watame is doing crazy redstone stuff that i cant comprehend


what if we built crazy redstone stuff on the minecraft server


thatw ould be cool



wwydt him


stfu retarded toddlerspammers


gooooooook morning whinge bro!


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someone asked me for a take last night, heres a theory ive been kicking around for a while and mentioned in passing 2x.

there are lots of gooks that got these faces. they are close enough to being pretty that foreigners don't notice that they're subtly busted because of the "all rook same" factor.
our undiscerning eyes see 5-6's as 8's

this happens in any version of racemixing (hot asian girls will date normal goober white dudes they wouldnt talk to if they had grown up in america as amerisluts.

male niggers take this theory and crank it up to 11. muscular buff black dudes (no homo) are all about the sphere shaped 40-50 year old white land whale pussy that doesnt even register as female to me.


they like them pear shaped booties



dude was literally about to hit him


thats not a dude right


it looks like the yaoi girl


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sigh, zii would have loved this


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tard laugh thinking of this gif whenever floyd's brought up


i get the vibe that he's def one of them retard autistic overzealours tardnerds, and also prob troon


bro hid in the corner like andy was coming 🤣🤣


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not a fan of the alien filter + mouth and nose hiding




in high school i had this hall pass gimmick where i'd flash a hall pass sized square of paper to the hall monitor
(we had teachers grading papers at a desk in the hall as monitors who almost never checked).
i did it countless times to the point of it being free use whenever i just wanted to leave class for a bit or visit someone in another class.
the few times a teacher asked to see my pass i just ran and turned some corners and either get back to my class or to one of the numerous dupespots my friends and i had (auditorium backstage, the old bandroom, art classrooms, purtle had the key to the bombshelter after chilling with the janitors one summer


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hall passes in high school?


he sucked off the janitor?


you need to have a reason to be walking the halls for no reason during classtime


shes one of the better valowhores


you mustve gone to a real bad high school


in america the only reason you would be in the hall after the bell rings is because you are a school shooter. if the campus police spot you they WILL mag dump you, simple as.


umm you're really stupid first off for thinking you can glean that much from that what with the countless ways schools are run, different schools , different kids.


i went to a really ghetto high school for 11th grade it was funny


i went to a school for retarded people


now this dumb motherfucker thinks the cops at the schools do things in a shooting and dont just run away. schools are where they dump the most worthless donutcop fucks


we didnt have hall passes maybe its a zoomer thing


most schools dont have cops by the way, mine never did…

i'm gen x


i loved fucking with our security guards
there was this tall black dude with a huge gap between his front teeth and we would stand on the stairway that was above where he would observe the students in passing time and drop bottle caps on him


we didnt have security guards, we didnt have cameras (there were like 4 cameras aimed at the entrance. is why we had hall passes


havent had a school dream in a while wonder why


before i was in high school classes had wooden bathroom passes like the things tied to a gas station bathroom key


almost time to start drinking :))


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one day this will happen to me


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stop spamming


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no man, you gotta stop confusing what you fap to with irl, especially anime, nothing in hentai happens irl




being trapped on a packed train like that is awkward and embrassing


this happens all the time on the subway here ugh teen cant keep to themselves


new thab


perfuckin snap


pokemon snap was a huge thing back in the day it redefined photo gaming



i've had 1 omo subway event when i was 20. it was superpacked and over the course of the ride and bumping around and squishing to make room for people
there was about 20 minutes where because of the weight shifting from the train stopping and going and bumping i kept ending up with my dick against a girls butt, getting a boner, her noticing, and grinding back against it to the point i put a hand on her hip/sidebutt and we lowkey dryhumped.
this was on the greenline where it can be so packed that trains come and no one can get on because theyre full, maybe 2-3 people squish into the stairwell




why would you lie on the sixtwo


this was back when i was a sex haver im not lying


probably not


never been on a subway


why would you be in a packed train for over 20 minutes


had a nice lil 3h nap



that doesnt look like a link worth clicking


newjeans…. their soft perky little boobies…..


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i started answering this explaining the different mbta lines and then i decided not to make that post


that girl must be traumatized to this day
she basically got raped


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um she was pushing against my pip bro


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subways, japan are fun



irl isnt a manga bro
only yes means yes


+1 sigh and omo…


You are actually very dumb.


im done explaining this


i like to imagine she was just rocking back and forth because she was being bumped and the train was moving and captain autistic over here was like "this is like one of my pornos!" and thought she was grinding on him and just molested her lol


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ugh, moids do be like that fr fr



captain autistic lolol


hey dont clean asian porn man


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kinda wanna piss on ag irl


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shes kinda cute


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asian girls are so funny always making me laugh love that


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i love asian women so much man


these trains are old and the line is shitty, the ride is like standing in the back of a pickup truck going down a dirt road. there is a lot of bumping and contact you dont even have to be a creeper to bump into ag irl out of the like 2500 times i rode it 1 woman bump snuggled her butt back against me after multiple jostles.

its not like i rode around hard poking into girl butts, this was just a perfect storm. there are also people who have seats inches away and can see everything

and its not like a JAV vid where i coomed. this was mostly just trying to maintain contact with the butt with light occasional poke rub adjusts. it was really cool but not enough happened for it to be something i think about



theres this trend on twitter where foids ask their husbands how often they think about the roman empire and then they get completely flabbergasted when men say they do it at least once per week if not more often
are foids really just walking brainless shells or what do they really not think about the roman empire


*invites a woman over and forces her to slow dance to zappa bootlegs while i explain the rape jokes and dog fucking jokes*


you cant do that to me onstage you're just a friend Vol 4


i dont know how to slow dance…


you just put your hands on her hips and sway a little man
didnt we all do that in middle school


when she says she has to go and i put on bamboozled by love and stare at her unblinking


i know about the waltz box




i bet my future wife will be thinking about the jeoson dynasty a few times a week


if a guy put on sabbath vol 4 and then we danced hoo boy i'd be in love


my dirty smelly pip probably gave you a urinary tract infection
thats most definitely whats up.
girls drink cranberry juice when they have a UTI so if you ever see them doing that its probably because theyre sex having infected whores


asian gf that says bigbang lyrics



ive noticed at my local grocery that the price of chicken is almost as much as the ground beef is now wtf


thats not true doordashbro could walk in on an orgie any dash now


i dont know if chicken or ground beef is supposed to cost more


hmm think ill play the bw campaign


hmm that sentence doesnt flow very well


chicken is usually cheaper right


mom used to keep cranberry juice stocked now she just takes the pills


the pills


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have you been to the markets lately? do you know how much it costs for a loaf of bread these days? 500,000 marks
500,000 MARKS!
the wheelbarrows aren't big enough to carry the money in!
**and hes afraid i'll stir things up?
you tell kommisar karr**


yea the cranberry pills silly


spend 2 hours playing the rick and morty flash h-game


when did that guy play hitler im collecting hitler performances so far my favorite is norman rodway in the empty mirror


hover the filename babe


i already did im making conversation you retard


great conversation babe


lets see i have to vacuum today




knowing when you have to vacuum is a big grown up thing


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anime stream in ~30


have sex


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he did it in a tv movie called hitler rise of evil that was used and edited by one of my favorite directors into the epic docu/biopic adolf hitler: the greatest story never told

the greatest story never told break. the comm will reconvene at 11:00p.m. after we all finish


crazy that its not on like hulu or anything and its just on bitchute



General Eisenhower appears in this rebuttal
Any American that believes this nonsense is a traitor to his country. Many brave Americans died defending freedom from the tyrannical megalomaniac Hitler. His handy work is documented in this Official US Army documentary that is denied by many modern neo Nazis.


so lemme get this straight he did a racist supercut with a tv movie like an mlg edit?


got another hundo ready to be donated brotherman?


what the fuck im not watching propaganda for 6 hours


uhmm how am i supposed to finish this 6 hour movie in 50 minutes


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gleepy time?


we call them akasupas here fren


we love droppin akas on our oshis man


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you geta lot of yung hitler but its ZOG'd to shit. such as this scene where known dog lover hitler is beating a dog that "humiliated" him. https://youtu.be/dBJvvkaxn5A?si=QcHZb7DR8GOCBP_N&t=731
ahtgsnt is literally better


Aaron Rodgers to Keith Olbermann, who said he got injured because he never got vaccinated:

“Get your fifth booster, Keith.”


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>new avgn has an unironic soylent product ad
lol, lmao even


stfu and link the vid zii




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wtf is neighbor nerds now


lets just say that im about to make a bad decision




this guy has a total chad voice
not even motherfucker mike has a voice that deep


please dont if you are blood pressurebro


blood pressurebro copied a pic from reddit


you are gonna give yourself in to the police for raping that girl on the train?
you are gonna stop drinking and start working out?
you are gonna get a gig?


who is this bald downy on avgn now


oh yea… i guess the feels and scares stuck with me that much. be safe guys


bloodpressure bro might be an addict but he isn't a liar




friday night… prime 'dashin time…


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hoo boy


its friday night man you know were getting drunk tonight!


is this your porndrive backup?


im watching the 6 hour propaganda movie lol


what i dont get is if hes supposed to be such a bad guy why are his eyes always so kind?


i watch ah:tgsnt every 4/20


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why does it have the dota top plays of the week music lol is hitler gonna hit a 5 man rp?


oh no no no


we are electric


righteous brothers unchained melody in the opening credits for the hitler movie makes me smile everytime
it gets you in the mood for loving hitler


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i can feel like this is gonna make me cry


gummo vibes


hitler really was amazing




why do women love watching this stuff


do i really have to spell it out for you again


1 hour ago
I wish it was me in the nerd room


they all like to think they're attractive enough / important enough to get murdered and like to watch this for signs on how to avoid it. kinda like how middle aged guys watch movies like taken and say stuff like "if that happened to my kids i'd…"


new sponsor dropped


who is the bald guy
did i merge


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imagine being young and homeless in vienna selling hand drawn postcards so you could go see wagner operas


the modern day version would be doordashing to buy taylor swift tickets



i dont agree with this as a primary reason for them watching but i dont feel like talking about it


think about the character building youd get from living like that


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i want a hitler fumo & daki!


i wish i had watched this anime with you guys…


anime sucks


huge plus one


anime rules its like one of the best things ever


you guys dont watch good anime


name 1 good anime


Bokusatsu Tenshi Dokuro-chan




chiyo want flip


anime with japanese names are so annoying


ping pong



i hate when we dont feel like talking about it actually


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move bitch
get out the way
get out the way bitch
get out the way


like, imagine if plato or socrates were "bro your wrong but i dont feel like telling you why actually im gonna go fuck a boy in the ass instead"





i thought they were like that



im destroying these campaign missions


high five


play pvp pussy


osaka spittin facts no cap


protoss vs protoss?


osaka is an obsessed europoster…


oh your dominating single player? play vs flash bitch see how good you really are


i just dont want to get too deep into hypothetically discussing why women watch true crime content and how there are different subgenres of it that blah blah blah


where are the pips?


yeaaa we can replay starcraft, broodwar, sc2 campaigns…
its been long enough
i like it
i never played wc3 reforged, heard that wasnt so hot but i still wanna play it


either never finished or never started any of those…


i went straight into wc3 custom games