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football has begun


i love jisoo


gee why does your mom let you have THREE monitors


didnt take a nap today


what is a caprese salad


yoo what a setup holy moly


damn do you goon there?


counterstrike is a lot like football when you really think about it


italian bf that makes u a caprese salad


jojo's reddit adventure


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lmao, do burgers really


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umm no we dont do that



why do americans like tipping so much


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actually we hate it


bro wtf……


i hate halfass dildoriders. if you're gonna ewhore either just do nude photos or go full on hardcore porn


goff is cookin



cute :3


shes gonna be okay r-right…?


this is morbid


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shes just getting fitted by a few garmentmakers its nbd


bau bau


its like a superchat except to more famous people who will never acknowledge you and you're giving half the shit to netflix…
this isnt about tipping its about paypigs which this wont attract


holy smokes what show is that! i like that butt!


lions bros, i dont feel so good


i think its fake man


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garmentbro if yer up a job that would be easy for you to do, and you could probably get would be at a sports memorabilia and equipment store making custom jerseys. you sew the name and numbers on jerseys with a burly sewing machine


holy shit free delivery from little caesars!


The Money Heist


based based based based based



oh no no no where is the defense


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i dont wanna go to war


the loins can bring this back




afghanistan is so cool




trappin in iran
get my dope from afghanistan


i feel like my leg wouldnt take that much damage actually


id simply dodge the shrapnel


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please help us wage war on the youtube algorithm by drone striking that like button and i see that 90% of you arent subscribed so do us a favor and go defcon1 by launching an icbm on that subscribe button


i recently learned why femur breaks are extra bad. because the muscles in your upper leg are so big and strong and under tension that if you dont treat a broken femur the muscles will eventually tighten until your thigh collapses on itself


>no hearing protection
hello tinnitus!


hold still man im gonna break your coccyx





you just use a turnstile and your fine


bau bau!


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wtf how did dem loins score


damn shes getting owned


fucking stream keeps buffering


is on tv


come on man


the loins are going to hit this




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home from the warehouse steve?


how much of enjoying sports is the razzle dazzle


i like watching the football players big asses gyrate up and down


wish i was getting stretched out on this hot evening


my footbath is heating



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ooooooooh boy


what would amlitzer do in this situation


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i dont really understand what's happening or what the kid is saying


single leg take down into omoplata


hello i just got up


muttholmes bros, i dont feel so good…


he would flush him like a skibidi toilet


why were you down


this video scared my dog


post doggo


we do a little sleeping


just got here is mahomes winning?



i think hes on his computer when hes not supposed to be and when the teacher noticed he made a mocking face and silly noise at him

you wouldnt just stand there and take that kind of abuse right?


getting strong toon vibes from this alg


why so few views i thought people loved jibli


love toon vibes


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she was sleeping but now she wants to lick the couch pillows


i think the kid was sped and was in the wrong classroom. no idea how he let that happen. we have to check ids for each student entering the class, staff/cops are patrolling the hallways, and the doors are locked so no one can sneak in. it's basically a prison lol.




this is gonna be epic

just search the title theres one with a million views


there's a bunch of toks of that kid acting like a sperging to that teacher so i think it's just him torturing the teacher for fun


there's some other channels with the same trailer one of them's got 1.2m


hol up hol up hol up we dem loins!


thats crazy as hell


*makes a funny face at you behind your back*


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this film was sold out opening weekend in japan despite the studio doing zero advertising.


the loins are so hot rn


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concerts these days are weird as hell





more like gay as hell


what a special little girl




yo zii check this out


how many white girls has your dog fucked you think?


look at this stupid philosophy whore


yeah ive seen that whore either alged or linked here


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someone get this gook a beef bowl or somethin jesus


someone get her a plastic surgeon stat


hard pass


is that the squid gook


i'd settle


i will never settle


i need a balkan girl who speaks with the zii accent its the only way i can get off


Sony Cyber-shot RX100 y/n


now this is gook bait that attracts my fish


watched some of her vids she talks in a fake deep voice emiru style and she's a hardcore bread and butter commie libtard. if she used her normal voice and wasnt a mouth piece for pure evil we might have something here


holy fuck i missed the football game dem loins won?!??


the local news is doing a story on a guy in his 80s who plays pinball


bro jared goof is going to win mvp!



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pinball rocks


who the fuck is jared goof!


gpa has a pinball machine at his house that we used to play all the time



the qb for the lions man



holy fuck they faked the first punt of the game inside their own 20 and then marched down the field!!!


either you buy the rx1r or you buy a used a7r2 or a7r3 off ebay otherwise youre just half assin it




god i love smelling my pits


holy crackers


sneed sighted


got a friend requested from a male bot thats a first


sexy boy…


how do you know if a bot is male or female


by the profile picture and the name


what about them gook bots




what machine


for anything wide or midrange phone cameras are as good as dedicated cameras
if you want a camera better than the ones on a 1000 dollar phone you have to spend 3000 at least
unless you are shooting long and fast in which case it will cost 5000 minimum but you will have something that is 10x better than a phone but 100x larger and heavier



alright so


holy shit gpas old pinball machine is worth $1200




what do you think about foreign men western men?


good night


im a bit of a wedgehead myself


they look like that hot naked guy that got posted recently


he did have a nice pip huh


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i dont wanna suck it or anything tony


Snack company removes spicy ‘One Chip Challenge’ product after teen’s death (




that shit looks bussin' b
i love electromagnetic machines


slowburn beanerfoid hate.
theres this part @6:30-8min where she forces the cops into having to take her son away in a traumatizing way.
for a second she's like lowkey evil smug about it like she just got them to fuck up and she can use that against them & she doesnt care about the kid at all.


latinas scare me


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todd bros, we won


*chooses my pronouns*


remember when caller id used to be a thing


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the old "you won't insult something you subconsciously associate with the holocaust" trick.


that burning throat pain when i burp is back




is that arca


my dad used to have one of those pdf things i thought they were cool



pda? i forget




i don't need to watch a video to hate beanerfoids


i wish i could get into watching movies again i dont have a short attention span because i can play wow for hours on end but i cant sit down and watch a movie for 2 hours


ive found if the movie is good i have no problem focusing


i like stylish movies


i like movies that show me something ive never seen before



if you guys want to see something funny go on tinder and set the age range to 40-45


i dont have tinder could you do it for me


im not going on tinder man also thats gonna be me one day


CCP Elders Threaten To Replace Xi Jinping




how do we save xi


i heard you need a normbook to even make a tinder account so i cant do it


lol, bau bau


are we actually the weird ones who are wrong for not making accounts on everything with our real names uploading our ids and giving permission to all the companies and government to see everything we do


were weird for only giving that information to blizzard and elon musk


bau bau


bobby kotick needs my personal information? say no more


wish i had the brain damage necessary to use my real name only everything and make my avatar a picture of my real face


toot, todd, elon, bobby
i trust them and nobody else


i have accounts on everything with a fake name and fake pictures you can just use https://thispersondoesnotexist.com/ until it gives you a normal one


it seems like no one cares and is happier for it


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it's just easier and more convenient to have all my accounts linked


ah yes javaris clitton


i trust bezos and big gabe too


what if you made a bunch of different accounts with your name and location but used fake pictures


word +1


arent there programs that can match your identity just based on your typing style


theyre no match for me


youre talking about google finger print or something like it? i heard based on just 7 data points you can be psychologically mapped idk if thats the same thing


phones and stuff have device ids


they caught richard huckle deepweb pedomonster because he sometimes used the phrase hiyas as a greeting to start emails or posts. they compared every forumpost on the normal web for hiyas and eventually found him (i used to use that word back when i played wow)


cant be using niche words like that if youre trying to hide i learned that a decade ago and use it to my advantage


but i love niche words


someone went through over 2 million posts and looked at every post including the word gook


*uses your niche words*


do we say nish or nitch


i say neesh


its pronounced nee chee




frederick nee chee


Wordle 811 4/6



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thought the cia found out who satoshi nakamoto was using a version of this cross-referencing everything he had ever written until they found a match


gloving isnt a phase


Wordle 811 5/6*



Methane Evidence Suggests We Entered Ice Age Termination Event



this says everything doesnt it


the bogged one still bodymogs


wtf bros
annihilating light doesnt work with damage over time (including ignite) and totems wont proc hinekora! my buidls fucked!


i hope you have 50g to respec


the stinker trained how to look perfect in a selfie
the whito is doing basic duckface


are they the same age? if they are its over


back to the drawing board


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me and toon


i dont know who the wfoid is she looks 30 tho


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why are plastic containers so expensive




thick plastic prices have been slowly going up for 20 years i dont know why but you can see and feel the difference if youve bought a gi joe or a transformer recently


the hood cats are having a screech battle


ok theyre done


bro they were having sex


tom gettin him some pussssaayyyyy


these things look like foxes!


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steal the plastic tubs they use to ship certain products to grocery store/pharmacies. they're kept behind the store, often inside a fenced in dumpster area with the milk crates. you might be able to stay off a camera by dropping them over the back of the dumpster fence and loading them up from next door
i've got a bunch of them, i also have some that are smaller that fit under my bed.

the plastic hand baskets you carry at the grocery store are also decent for a lot of things. just load it in the car those are easy.


we make our own plastics here


in knowing the teachings of zerthimon i have become stronger


hmm maybe i should be stealing more stuff


And how old you are.


we cant sink to their level gleepbrother


i've always had that foraging tinker in me


ive been trying to quit shoplifting man


well you shouldnt be doing that. this is a more lowkey lower risk deal


id feel guilty to steal the plastic from grocery


bunch of niggers


find one of the places where the little fenced in dumpster zone is in the back corner on the edge of the property.
i wouldnt grab them from a place like a new cvs with a lot of cameras and the fenced in dumpster area built off the back of the store

they're like milk crates the store wont be fucked if just you take a couple. they'll get new bins with the next truckload of shit, the truck guys pick up the empty bins but it isnt monitored they freely float between different companies it's nbd


God will see me…




fuck i died on hardcore wow because i autoran into a guard




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we lost skipbayless?


it was my fault for getting lazy and autorunning but i could tell i was getting into the grindy part of leveling


oh no not skyyyyuuuup


what level were you?



im level 32 irl


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get owned you coward bitch killing other people
you got what you fucking deserved


*after the outburst everyone stops eating and talking for a brief moment then resumes like nothing happened*


how much longer until it stops being hot as fuck outside


when the age of global boiling ends


ate a whole sleeve of saltines


think i might try and cut my hair tonight its seriously so long


i usually dont like monday morning podcasts with guests but sam morril is cool so im pretty excited to listen to the tajbfmmp tomorrow


its not monday tomorrow



thats why its the tajbfmmp (thursday afternoon just before friday monday morning podcast)


its friday though


well my hair isnt down to my mid back anymore now its to my jaw


>its already friday
i lost thursday again another 6 day week sigh


just buzz it off man


if i buzzed it off i could finally fix my scalp



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huh. so you're the guys who keep pestering crystalcafe. can't say i'm impressed.




>subtly advertising crystal cafe here


found my gf on crystal cafe :3


i got a career making 100k a year on crystal cafe! :3


i lost 96 pounds on crystal cafe :3


found my bf on 162


i adopted a femcel from crystal cafe but she kept screeching and she wasnt housebroken so i had to put her down :/



dad fucking complaining about noise im making in the middle of the night and this asshole used to blast tv at max volume until the sun came up all through my childhood

i wish he could know even 1 10th of how much i dont give a shit


ive been owning dad recently by filling up the trash can and not taking it out making him do it the next morning


once you understand that you are also your fathers father you will understand that you are only hurting yourself just like he is hurting himself for lacking the same understanding



im not making noise on purpose its literally me just being awake and moving in my chair and hes complaining now after however many years ive been up at night? atleast im not leaving the tv on afk blasting infomercials at max volume like he did


id be owning my mom if i did that he makes her do it…


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ill wear your pad on a chain


not a good sign when little things like that start becoming a nuisance…
you should do some fun things together maybe


they lied when they said be careful what you put online because itll be there forever it feels like trying to find anything before 2015 is impossible


for me it was


he works all the time and me? well…




maybe go to a match on a weekend or something


if he brings slop on saturday we can maybe watch a bullshit movie together
IF he brings slop…


watching a movie is good idea


your bf?


make dough and bake a za together


dads the guy that has to comment or make a 'oooh' sound every 30 seconds during a movie
its actually not that frequent but


same as mine


every day i make some fresh juice out of lemons and grapefruit for everyone and he loves it




…toot? the what approximation?


i like the dad meme of watching a movie standing up with your arms behind your back


maybe il give wotlk a shot


do dads do that


my pops


you guys should watch a dudes rock movie like hard boiled


*equips cat ears*


wide awake at nearly 7am


*beheads you*


if he hasnt seen the mads drinking movie that would be a good one


AHHHHHHHHH PHONECALL ok i didnt answer


wat did you seh to me


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hmm almost 8am time for this neet to get into bed


gn neetsweet


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ugh work today


hop on wow


theres a netflix pokemon series!


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We thought we had won the game. But it’s only just begun. I was just an anonymous clerk who got murdered by a disgruntled customer one day. With no explanation, I found myself trapped in a huge three-dimensional death game. Me and my team of hot girls survived only to discover that we were tools in a dark scheme to decipher some mysterious alien technology. Now we’ve been shoved into a new but equally deadly game, competing against the smartest, strongest, and most skilled teams drawn from a hundred Earth timelines. We don’t stand a chance. But I’m going to get us through this anyway. Because something tells me this game isn’t what it appears to be either. And I may be the only one who sees it for what it really is.


my butthole is raw from shitting and wiping


shitting and wiping?
black guys names are getting wilder and wilder


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ay yo dontchoo hurt my baby shitting and wiping now! he a good boy! haha


shitandruis get in here and show me that report card baby


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cool it with the racism guys you're stressing me out


it's harmless microagressions


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weebbros did you know the tanooki scrotelore?


good morning bros






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going babymode




someone should mod the holomems into starfield or skyrim as npcs


yea and make them killable


no more immortal npcs


sooo monkey mining is over… i lost my game. i went today and it was a brand new game from scratch


oh no no no


ugh gotta top off my oil


hot coworker said she started crying again when she woke up…


you need to let go man you are never getting a crumb


shed toying with you


thats crazy man
id be so pissed


she's stringing you along bro


you guys are not being very supportive of my irl oshi


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is this what happened to toon




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bau bau


bau bau


world war gay 1 world gay association


mango mead botulism arc coming in nicely tubes, this is a great starting place for anyone wanting to get into cobes and the casper cinematic universe


first time i clicked these
theres no way you guys are watching this toddler shit what the fuck is wrong with your brain


mom really be doing shit like buying a bunch of perishable groceries right before she goes on a trip
i cant believe how little this bitch thinks


my thoughts when i click a zii stream



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holy shit!


fuck sickos


Once your tastes reach a certain level of "out there" most of your fellow travelers are going to be weirdos who only ended up their because they were looking for the latest weird thing and the amount of people with a "real" interest shrinks. Same reason why esotericism is 98% people playing with crystals and 2% Evola.


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bau bau


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Michigan man suing Olive Garden after finding rat's foot in bowl of soup
which michiganbro was this?


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yui hatano is so bogged now that i wouldn't even settle


my mother make this for me when i was younger so many times


she used to be scorching hot 🥵🥵🥵


i miss zii coming here and sperging out…



come on man, of course we know that!


yeah we learned tanuki lore from pom poko and uchouten kazoku



rat foot soup
a classic croat dish right up there with rock soup


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the tsukumagami are gonna come for marie kondo



it's not fucking fair bros, that should have been me!


i have 5 gifted ships now 😎


good morning bros!!!


i think ive been blacklisted from gift memberships





*goes full rapeo mode on this hag*


this is so messed up


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this dues in chiraq


do you like him…


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theres over a hundred chinese people here rn talking excitedly in their strange babble


crazy that females think they arent asking to be raped when they dress like that


>st louis
bruh, i hope you are strapped no cap


i hope you've not left your cat in the car


im not gay





new kendama runner vid dropped


please god let me die in my sleep tonight


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wish i wasnt gay…


just go to conversion therapy


that would just give me more mental illnesses and 0 actual conversion


being gay is a choice
but you spent too long jerking off to gay porn that your brain is wired that way now


i dont watch porn


but you used to


its just a couple of electro shocks it will be fine


no i've never really watched porn
always thought it was really gross and weird and fake and odd
also the porn industry is a horrible place so rife with exploitation that i would feel guilty watching it


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stare at this nipgook until you start to feel less gay


damn you really are gay


geraldo the shopkeeper monke is fucking wild


cmon man if it aint tamujo i dont care


im straight now wtf
her fat pussy makes me go O_O


only in ohio bruh ong 🤣🤣😭


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ong fr fr no cap 🤣🤣😭



lets see i got beer vod and chips and its friday night
but what if i didnt sip


god i wish she was my gf


hes so cool


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reeki check this one out


smoking is so cool… shame it causes cancer…


wish my parents didnt raise me in a way where i would look down upon smokers during my highschool years
i could be so cool rn and instead im an incel virgin freak


yes yes yes
yes yes yes
gang gang


she got that grip i can already tell


smokers litter so they arent cool


love mining love crafting


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last bocchi stream in ~2hrs


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keep grinding bros we are gonna make it


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chocolate bros, did we get too cocky?


mayochads keep winning


toot is fucking finito this is gonna replace him
no more s_______ for him
rip to the real one ✊


sir the photos have gone viral


just dozed off bloonsing


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what the fuck is wrong with japs


the sprite i mixed the vod with was flat 😭


*pulls out my knife and fork*
time for a delicious snickers bar


it's so crazy how when you get older the years start meaning less and less


cant believe ive been sad my whole life


just stop being sad and start being happy?


ill think on it


they are obsessed with shaved ice for some reason. i don't get it personally.


theres a vid but its a shill vid


*puts a pebble in your shoe*


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*slicks hair back*
h-hey z-zii


brains can be rewired



ive seen them live


i dont know what team to root for anymore now that tom brady retired




made fish and chips for dindin
it was a resounding success




'dem bois!


took a shit then took a shower but now i feel like i have to shit again this is horrible


ban them! now!


i dont want to click that what is it


whtf you made me click


it is what it is


for the record im not clicking


its just boobs that guy is gay


it is what it is


remember when toot posted his favorite reports that was so cute


toot!!!! toot!!!! it is not what it is!!!!! BANNOW!!!


i love him so much


ill be giving you guys little gifts like this when our mems meet up


dont remember dont care
post a link or shut up


toot is best girl


crazy as hell how beer is like 99% water but it dehydrates you somehow


i've been thinking of investing in some artisan steel chopsticks but mom would probably make fun of me


have you guys tried adding spoonfuls of sugar to your beer


your body breaks the water down into oxygen


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you cant let her stand in your way man


went to the park with the dog we did a little sand digging


wish i could sing sweet and softly like the guy from iron and wine




add raspberry syrup



gonno crack open a cold one hima


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hima is dead let it go


we owned them so hard


Dice rollRolled 1

odds try to shit before i go to work
evens thug it out and shit at work




shit on company time bro



i dont remember….


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is this recent


i think it's the grown toddler who watched pewdiepie


the what now


the 30 year old guy who quoted pewdiepie before doing the shooting


in many ways i am a grown toddler


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my movie is cute and funny


i have an opportunity to do something today but im too sweepy~


are you giggling cutely


do you remember
the 21st post of september


crazy how many moments in life you think are going to be so important that you cant even remember later


hmm actually there arent that many of those


how would you know?






bro you are losing your mind lol


nice gaslight bro *high five*


like time in a bottle…


just remembered i never actually read the ntr route in this one
the "happy" route was dep enough


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>its another youtuber thinks "stupid personal gripes = movie criticism" episode


who are you talking to


who is she quoting?


got a great post lined up for in a couple of beers


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i love her


love it when one of my twitch valosluts raid another one of my twitch valosluts when i didnt even know they knew each other
its all connected


*hears a guy on the mic*


*opens a porn tab*


theres some asian-looking eop muttoid with a trillion followers who stalks the same valosluts i do and its very dangerous


you mean an asian guy? like a simp?


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ayo bruh tryna run valo duos?


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someone started the countdown to kwife 2025 already


very kawaii neko


i'd settle for prime asa akira


no thanks



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i heard he had it coming


youre gaslighting me again
i see right threw (im durnk so i wrote threw instead of through) you bro


now you can quit that gay ass game mode and hop on real wow


admit it


Pull the sheets right off the corner of that matress that you stole.


healthy looking animals in the wild are the best


real wow aka turtle wow


how do i dispose of a whole bunch of cooking oil


gooking oil


keep using that cooking oil like the chinese do


i poured it into a garbage bag so i can decide tomorrow


double bag or sit it in the sink in case it leaks


its on the counter im sure nothing will happen im not going back


oh no bocchi bros, we got to cocky!


cut my hair so its not so long and now i look like that guy from no country for old men


looked at pics of him two days ago and laughed at his hair and you can know id be laughing at yours if i saw you


you probably look like a cowboy


cant wait to start drinking in 9 hours


wtf are you doing in my hometown??


he is you, silly


can't be, people from here never go to the arch


*yawns cutely*
*slinks off to bed*


if i saw one of you guys in public
scenario 1
>i see you, you dont see me
sneak over and grope your ass or head real quick then keep moving
scenario 2
>we see eachother
narrow my eyes and march over like im mad and gonna hit you but then smile and say eyyyyy~ and keep moving by


my instincts are too sharp and my reaction infallible a sneaky grope would be impossible


A Heideggerian Analysis of Studio Ghibli's Films


*grabs your groping hand while its in motion*


*you see a flash of light and your hand is gone*
*i stand before you with my katana dripping in blood*


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*grabs your ass and you yelp in an embarrassing high pitched voice*


heraclitus might approve of that mindset


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that's it for bocchi the rock! tune in next week for another anime stream.


im in webster rn do you want to link up tonight



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you gonna grab his ass?


what anime are we watchin next week


bf who grabs your ass


webster is one of the nicest areas that isn't super far on the edges
have a place in mind though? i still live with mom -_-


nigga why do i go for there 8pm naps 6pm should be my cutoff hour for naps


do u have a car or do i have to pick u up


bf who chaingrabs your ass


shut up fags


can you guys stop cruising


m-marth bf…


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i have a car
you pretty much have to have one in the midwest


bf who picks you up at your moms house……


bf who gets the pick up off an assist


enough faggots
fr though


do you have two controllers and a console
does your mom care if i come over and we play some split screen and drink beer


>goes to pick him up at his moms house posts "im here man" in the thread and 5 minutes later a 300 pound blob comes out of the front door and gets in your car mumbling "hi" you spend the next 25 minutes driving in silence until you get to the wendys and he says "just some nuggets…" and you have to pay cuz he didnt bring his wallet


i would be blushing so hard this sounds adorable




tfw no fat shy bf…


that is so dogwater


i have some other friends in the area that still live with their moms too
if i had more time i could set up a fun get together and we could all lan wc3 customs on our laptops and eat pizza and cuddle after watching dubbed 'nime


actually we are physical specimens here


no way no how can i have anyone here with my mom she's obnoxious and i probably wouldn't be able to to overcome cringing
i haven't had guests over in years and that's even with buds who know about my living situation


im ethereal


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it's a surprise, but i will say it's been causing a buzz in the comm the past few months.


Ashton Kutcher, Mila Kunis, Debra Jo Rupp, and Kurtwood Smith all wrote letters supporting Danny Masterson to the judge who sentenced him to 30 years in prison for rape



love obnoxious moms


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id go out to the bar drinking every night if i didnt live at home


if you came by she would pester the entire time about fucking weird shit i try to never put myself in a position where she can talk with someone i know



thats a redflag


is there football tonight


we could get red baron za…


bro its friday


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stop being gay


finished my movie it was lovely
l'oro di napoli by de sica


we should meet up at a bar downtown and hit on gooks




bf who hug me sometimes


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bg3 bros, we got too cocky!


back to elwyn
we go agane


gookin out


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im thinking about leveling my mage whit this 50% exp buff on wotlk and doing icc


got rejected for the cias psychic disempowerment division sigh this is such a bummer


cant believe two guys itt are going to link up and have gay sex


first of all lans are pure


bf who super cancels your ass


hope our gaybros have fun and prep well


maybe not, my head is stuck trying to think of a decent place to go and i don't go out much
i should have just moved into that apartment on the edge of the ghetto but despite mom's craziness i'm in one of the nicest areas of the city so it's hard to just up and leave and pay all my money for worse conditions


just go to a bar together and have a couple of brewskies its friday after all


you could move to cairo


when your region is 60% niggers you can't just up and live any old place


cairo illinois? surprised anyone else knows about that place
no way, dad used to take me fishing around there and the bridges are fucking nightmare fuel especially with a boat trailer


driving on the skybridge over gary indiana was scary af


people dont know about
all the secret places


crazy how my hot coworker is just like pam and im jim except i look like kevin or a white stanley


stanley was an honorary white


its time to glow up


think i might be spiritually australian aboriginese



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tossing back brewskis with the crew in the warm summer nothing better yeah this is my tribe


think i just saw a skinamarink


my old roommmate was obsessed with those grand strategy games like diplomacy and whatever they looked scary


always wanted to play one of those games but had nobody to play with


theres plenty of autistic boys in this thread


im too old and stupid now i cant learn new things i can only mush and smush


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this is what we like


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far as im concerned the world is my zone and i squeeze what i like


tard laughing


im a lot like hulk hogan except i dont have grit or passion or drive or a love of professional wrestling or 24inch pythons


not funny




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is that eugenia cooney?




the shadows in this make it look like a painting by a dutch master


yeah heironymus bosch lol


hooo boy these flaming hot nacho cheese doritos are kicking my butt pheeeeeew


anyone wanna watch this with me hehe :p


could go for some crystalcafe poon rn


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tfw no gf to walk around the museums with


a gf would take you to a modern art museum to look at poop and straw in the shape of a dick


tfw no heuronymous bosch gf


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would rather have reggie fils-aime as pres he looks like the quintessential american and is just a good all rounder


modern art museums are easier to talk about


now a bf on the other hand would contemplate dinosaur skeletons and bronze tools with you


i wouldnt do that


i like a squeeze zone on a guy but it's like when there a bit of fat over the muscle


>when his fat chub hangs over his waistband


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are you in the city or the county


wholesome 100


cant believe jeff asked the guy to link up and just completely ignored him when he said he was done
hes such a fucking pussy
i hate him so much


my favorite are old wood sculptures you can tell are made by people enjoying doing their best with time worn into them


me? i like metal work



we should link up


both sort of
edge of clayton


meet me at el intimo on 47th


*wakes up in chair*
huuh huh? what?
yeah yeah sure haha *nods back off*


meet me in my goon cave


i just drove by clayton to drop off some family at the airport
its wild traffic on 170 tonight rn


FUCK YOU!!!!!!!


i dont live in chicago anymore bro
we had years that we could have linked up but now…


I70 is as bad as it gets especially the east/west divergence
always the worst mix of tractor trailers and uninsured Illinois niggers


grow up


sadpanda has a netorase tag now…
i remember that being debated like 10 years ago…


no cap?


whats that


saplings, fauna is live with todd's game


what if we played high school sports against eachother 15 years ago…


>highschool sports
normie hours guess ill game


this is huge


you can still be a total weirdo and play sports it's just that you won't do it very well and your mates will make fun of you
conversely you can be a total gamer but still popular like pewdiepie or all the norms i know that game more than me and are married
weirdos are born, not raised


>actually while i was a jock on a team with 40 friends i was an outcast just like you!


Waka Waka Goes Wet, Baby Kxtten, 5on1, BBC, DAP, Milk Stuff, Rough, Gapes, Pee Drink, Shower, Creampie, Cum in Mouth GIO2580
Summer Gonzo Wet, Jolee Love, 6on1, ATM, DAP, No Pussy, Rough Sex, Big Gapes, Pee Drink, Shower, Cum in Mouth, Swallow GIO2579
Piss Drenched Prick Tease Aleya Sun Takes A DP Pounding During 4on1 Group Session SZ3053 (PEE)
Natasha Teen 2 on 1. They fuck her amazing ass


most of the greatest sportsbros of all time are austists or s'bergers
norms cant compete on the same level



you guys will never guess what i just did


meet me in auburn hills


oh wow they nailed the voice acting



no neither us of came




there was still al ot expected of me in high school


not a fan of this character fauna is making



sweating hard
these chips


hurea… the rest of the hologaijins can barely speak english never mind japanese…


you're just like me
i also just ate spicy chips


gonna go to bed and watch this eunbi montage


i like 'em pig sweaty


these flaming hot nachos are just too hot
who came up with that 🤣😭🥵🥵🥵


eva longoria, i believe


listening to electronic music and playing video games



stop nachobragging


took my weekly shower im ready to game


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average black anime cosplayer


anyone make nachos on doritos? i always just use plain tortilla chips


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i need a mod to hide all the ugly npcs


oh no no no


things are getting wild in my show
5 episodes left



Why are you laughing?




ugh shes got oil all over her ass




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damn i really do look retarded


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that's ruff, real ruff


did he rage quit?


god i wish i could play heroic without getting a dumb a dc death




nice haircut friendo


love to see it


who cares if you die if the whole idea is just to waste time



why does he play so zoomed out like a rts





ROFL yeah budday! haha


what makes me such an amazing healer is that i put my teammates first and like dion sanders im a two way player so i know what my team needs on each role, and i provide that




*stops talking*


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im just a dumb himbo waiting for a beautiful maiden to sweep me off my feet



get a chubby kgf then make her go to the gym


wanted some jets for zzah night but it so flipping expensive now


y jets tho


its yummy


how else are they going to pay for the bad man aaron rodgers contract


wallstarebros we are ahead of the curve


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loaded up the cat and we are driving south
claytonbro we can hang out next time i drive up to st louis i promise


this could work


careful bro theres niggers all over st louis


wallstare hop on starfield man


stepped on the scale at 181.8lbs thats with my shoes on so im probably more at 181 even



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you got that backwards


jeff always being a flake ugh


girl showed me this a week ago i was like
>cats shouldnt eat fruit


meeting up with someone from here would be weird because of the animosity between holoposters and antis


what would you do if you met up with someone here and it was your thread nemesis that one guy you absolutely despise? one of us would be in real trouble if that happened to me


this, but wowposters and antis


i dont have any nemesis posters but hoo boy if gleepy and his hater met up there would be sparks


whoah boy my show is getting truly wild


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spent too many hours gaming i need to shower and nap


im so tired from work ~_~


hell yeah


i dont know if its just this shot but bocchi seems tall


the chips


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this is the kind of hair i was trying to get with the guy on the left and i somehow ended up with the guy from no country for old men


its friday night
and you know what we do on friday night



i have day-facto control of the thread


just got back with them


we went on that kroger run and have an abundance of chips


northern european girls..


will the neet napper nap tonight


girls who want boys who like boys to be girls who do boys like they're girls who do girls like they're boys….


drive safe
never taken a cat on a road trip
do they just deal with it ok


over the course of ww1 there were more shells fired than there were people alive on earth


we could cashapp kingcobra 25 cents to give a shout out to onesixtwo.club


id feel scared taking my cat on a roadtrip what if he ran off at a stop and i couldnt get him back in the car :/


most people are shit at shooting to kill ive seen a lyndybeige vid about it


you could take your cat to the local chink restaurant and theyll fry it right up


i bet i could prove him wrong


prove it by making a 2h vid about it where you talk without taking breaks


my problem with linybeige is like every video is just 'correcting' historical misconceptions by going 180 degrees in the other direction
you think people fought with swords in the medieval times? actually swords are useless and nobody ever fought them with in any battle ever


*shoots and kills him*
i await his rebuttel


today no slop, tomorrow however you know im going all in on those pumpkin spiced pancakes down at the local ihop.


tonight were drinking booze man its friday night!


last time i was at ihop it was because of a funeral



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work tomorrow x__x


im drunk and singin creed friday fucking night




wish i was a dixie boy so bad


shes finally doing car show modeling again


gang gang


yes yes yes


my cat is very sedate she travels well



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*quietly sips on a white russian*


in in in


don't forget to tip ;)


my only bar cocktails are old fashions and whiskey sodas


crazy how police arent required to know the lie theyre supposed to enforce


Okay hoare you.


did i ever tell you guys how i tried to make a white russian once by pouring a shot of vod into a glass of milk



now you gotta boot up a video game man!


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i love winter so much


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wtf is this real japanese


hoo boy



what the heck :O


is this really news worthy


the dude abides


jeff freaking bridges
'nuff said


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who is jeff b


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very important japanese cultural note


all i know him from is big lebowski…


i know him from uh tron legacy and true grit


hell or high water was good


i was gonna say blade but that's kris kristofferson


gook gookenoff


the advent minecraft collab is gonna be on 9/11… ominous


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they said watamelon :o


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love gook whores
simple as


big +1


what does she look like unshooped though


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she looks exactly like that there was no photoshop involved
plastic surgery is irl photoshop


check this gook whore out guys



asian women <3


dad has a fan pointed at a bag and its making this really annoying noise


remove said bag


i think he means remove the bag


ive been missing with dad by leaving cabinets and closets slightly open he goes around the whole house closing them and then i slightly open them again


haha take that dad!



ugh shes getting oil all over her bedsheets stupid bitch


something off about her body and its bothering me


not tranny enough for you?


dont even know what that means


girls we need to learn this


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he dont miss !


hooooooooo boy






spend 100 hours /played leveling a warrior to throw it away a complete counter comp




main even gih


wowtards aren't the smartest bunch


they call me the wowtard


people fighting scare me
what if someone gets hurt


just had a run-in with a wax-sealed bottle it was highly traumatic


why dont the fighters just enter bulletmode


thats a proper flick for a country boy to watch on a friday night


spic bro has his eyelid falling off wtf


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just a country boy in a city slicker world


we like girls that look like this


*slicks through the city with a cat in my back seat*


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we stopped for gas and i gave her some food and water
she has a nice lil perch
two more hours and ill be home 😎


if i was at the alamo things would have ended a lot different for generalissimo santa anna i can tell you that much


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when i went on long rides with my dog i would make a bed for her in the backseat to lay down. every few hours we would stop so she could stretch her legs a bit.


ive drank too much…


bro drinking time isnt for another 2 hours!


how is your cat shitting and pissing?


on the seats man



ELON MUSK PREVENTS WW3??? Starlink Satellites THWART Ukraine SNEAK ATTACK | America First Ep. 1213


her litter box is accessible in the back


wtf elon is bastedE/e/?/e now!??


realized that instead of having to use a paper towel to flick the light switch in the bathroom when i go in there to piss in the tub i can just use my phone flashlight


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really this reminds me of something parmenides wrote,


ugh slept like 3.5 hours this is hell
why do i keep waking up randomly


i just slept from 12:40am to 1:40am



oh right youre all here


here? yeah




whats up babe


just chillin


same haha


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the customize feature in this game is great


boot up that stream wallstarer! come on man!


hooo boy thats the asmon build!


that’s someone else


zelenskyys not gonna like this brother


I wanted to build a tetrapod spider like the ones in 86 but since you have to have arms, torso, and head they all more or less look like centaurs



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my wife called me at the bar the other night and said
>if youre not home in 10 minutes im feeding the dinner i cooked to the dog
i was there in 5 minutes
id hate for anything to happen to that dog


this guy 100%'d the game in like a week?


is this your grindr pick up line


i heard someone say it in a youtube short


4/10? just for the wonky npc eyes?


instead of youtube shorts now youtube shows me community posts which are just pictures of memes or twitter screenshots



i couldnt handle the father of a girl like that


are you okay?


im the malcom x of having sex
by any means


wtf is this new youtube layout


Wordle 812 4/6



my youtube is the same


Wordle 812 4/6*



Wordle 812 3/6*



look who got lucky


todd bwos…


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toot ban


so i soaked my toothbrush in vinegar the last 3 days and now it just smells like stinky vinegar



soak it in my piss and lets see what it smells like in 3 days


i reckon itll smell like piss


did you get the nasty stuff off?


can someone explain to me what this new hololive group is


ask it in the holoshit general maybe????


if theyre anything like the old hololive group its a collective of japanese women that act like toddlers to entertain childish retards


just buy a new toothbrush they're so cheap


supposed to be more like kpop and nijisanji
i suspect they'll flop since covers main audience is 32 year old men with gray hair


it has this kinda yellowish stain on it that ive tried scrubbing off. i might try sandpaper to just physically remove it


electric toothbrushes are like 80 bucks man


you dont have replaceable heads?
big mistake bro



its not the head thats gross its the part under the head thats gross that i never cleaned for 2 years


just scape it off bro!

denture cleaning tables usually work for stuff like that


i mean….at least hes waiting…so…..



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grow up



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2023 mirror tech…


thats an improvement to fallout 4 mirrors


you can play as a vampire in starfield thats so cool!!!!!!


todd thought of everything


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always getting gankgstalked sigh


09 Sept: UFC 293: Adesanya vs. Strickland


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wtf is this new youtube layout?


new downgrade unlocked


you will enjoy the bubbles


the girls are rebelling against tiktok


nice bro.


i suffer from ladder anxiety



new thab


i didnt watch his last vid what did he say besides i had covid and thats why i didnt upload for 2 weeks


nothing much, just that it takes a long time to edit the videos
he planned to take a 1 week break but it became 2 due to covid


stop acting like fucking covid (the flu) is a big deal its not 2020 anymore


its coming back bro follow the news


>coming back
it was never here enough with this nothing burger


covid was crazy when nobody knew how bad it really was because china was going full lockdown mode and no reliable news was getting out and the takes on it were either its apocalyptic airborne aids or a total nothingburger


it was a nothing burger


i just slept for like 14 hours yoinks


i think after my guild kills heroic lich king on wrath classic im gonna kill myself


your life must be horrible lol


please dont




i ruined my life twice for wow and after classic lich king therell be noting left
ill probably still be too pussy though


bro theres a huge turtlewow dropping soon!


i want a bf


thats not what 0% pussy means


ugh one of our wowbros is gonna die soon throwing the balance of power towards holoshitters even more. if this keeps up i may kill myself too


some of us wowbros are also holochads


im gonna club you like a baby seal man


gonna fire up gbvh


stream it


Deputies And City Cops Try To ARREST EACH OTHER After Heated Exchange


i've seen that happen 3 different times. i watch a lot of algs


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crazy how this is the kind of person that owns me in video games


me and who


be sure and click this one guys it moves and plays a little story


*raises paw*


hmmmmmmmmmmmmm do i watch the debuts or do i watch miko and sui watch the debuts



definitely this



it showed they are all playing the same song


hate that stupid haily lufjan astroturfed fake bitch


i love psyop girl so much i wish she was my irl gf


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and now… the kino begins




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holy shit..


maybe the gaybros will like this one
for me? not feeling it but maybe she'll grow on me


weebbros you should illegally import jap cicadas to be an invasive pest and make america have a more mature sound like japan


bugs, japan




ill let you guys introduce the new mems to me through clips later i cant handle this right now


this nigga listening to bjork


hoping the gyaru girl is good


it shocks me the amount of audio delay boomers can put up with


i can put up with anything


unironically impressed by how good gbvh is


bluetooth audio delay plus wireless surround sound speakers and sub is driving me fucking bonkers
i could get an optical cable for the sound bar but the surround sound speakers would still be wireless argh


boomers are crazy when it comes to that
they just dont give a fuck if shit is completely out of sync or if the audio and image are shit in general
they can easily watch 240p and not be bothered at all


i turned all the motion smoothing and frame interpolation off on my aunt's tv and she got real mad and said i broke her tv
she has a 60" 4k tv that she uses to watch netflix and dvds


i cant do life anymore


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oh gosh


100% a tgirl


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oh no no no


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>one year
its over


oink oink oink


xbox bros get online now!


is this really what modern relationships are like
you have to be worried that your wife or fiance will break up with you because shes had sex with 30 other men and they were better at doing it then you


reddit dot com slash r slash TwoHotTakes


30 other men and at least 3 dogs
she be sayin bau bau every night


*puts on tribal necklace*


the dog thing is strictly a japanese and chinese women thing white women, latinas, korean dont do that


hes talking about boning them not eating them


post you dumb euroniggers entertain me


got way to drunk last night im never drinking again


JayzTwoCents ran Starfield on 3 machines and it truly does look like the game is unoptimized.
oh no no no


you think todd gives a shit about… jayztwocents?



its over for todd





im becoming more racist


your iq is lowering


this is the moment that todd has been working towards his whole life
this is his game through and through
the one he dreamed about as a child while looking up at the stars



Edit: l can’t believe I need to say this, but the guy in question is not my best due to his penis size. Drop it, men are needlessly obsessed with the size of other mens dicks. It’s weird.


its an unoptimized buggy piece of shit


what is a man


it is what it is man


man don't care about all that




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should i major in marketing


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im about to fuck this esl tard cat spammer up


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While not as successful as their later releases, Volume One is a unique introduction for Sleep into the world of metal and a solid entry for the Sludge subgenre.


why would you


sleep is so good i was bonding with my coworker over stoner doom the other day


i feel like gettin good and high and havin myself a nice jerkarino


you need God


im not going to actually do it
but the feeling is there


that feeling…is satan


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where do girlpips come from? thats a dudepip


hsts: girlpip
agp: dudepip


the last episode of my show…
hoping they don't screw up the ending…


umm i dont know what


hooo boy


this is why i often dont finish shows i like. its a weird deal i have.


youre weird
we dont cotton to weirdos around here


covered in bugbites
drainpipes still clogged so i cant shower or poop inside or do laundry


sounds like hell


think my hangnail got infected


i painfully pull out all my hangnails with my teeth


my hangnails are always getting infected it sucks


love british cuisine


tomorrow at this time we will be getting ready to watch football together


i mushed this cattle alg about how indian places in bongland are frustrated that people only order the same 3-4 things and treat them like fast food


outta eggs and the egg stores outta the budget


big egg nipulatin'


i thought egg prices stabilized


i have a little scissor thing for them and it hurts way less than it did yesterday but i think i just left it too long and its just gonna hurt for a bit


making a base gravy is great but your house stinks for like a week. i have an extractor fan in my kitchen and i run it when i cook authentic indian stuff but even that won't get rid of the smell


thats what THEY want you to think
THEY dont want you to know they arent


nigga your shit aint authentic


>i cook authentic indian stuff
ummmmm sweaty…. indian food cocked by wypipo is not authentic


sir you are making a mockery of our food bloody basterd


i am a citizen of the world


authentic indian shit is just the right spices the rest is fucking tomatoes and chicken stock


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non-tandoor owning hands made this post


i dont really complain but my mom is just as bad as that other guys clueless with money mom.


and lots of spoiled meats, cross contamination, and feces


i dont know what half these words meme whats a gnosis like hypgnosis? dogmatics? maleveolance? come on man no waythose a real words


>Median annual salary of $50,710 for graphic designers1
>Mathematics major graduates in America make an average salary of $28,906 per year


wtf dont americans make 100k minimum


not if you have a math degree lol


this meme has sort of a niche audience





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cmon man we know about the evil trickster god ywhw (the demiurge) and seek to escape his hellish prison by achieving gnosis


did it r/makeyousmile?


i got an urge to steal


revisiting a classic boglim chron
no embed for the cobeface disliker cleanfags (i will only embed new)


everyone i know that got a math degree became a software engineer and makes ten million dollars writing javascript






one glass of ice water please, extra chilly


dumb bitch its called a haul not a try on


you're semantics go too far retard you're wrong


cobes woke up with swollen lips and a sore throat
the botulism is kicking in nicely and thats whats up


damn thats what i made as a dishwasher


no clue what ywhw is or demiurge or gnosis but that sounds nice sweety


>Median annual salary for forensic accountants is $140,280


she sells those unwashed bikini bottoms for $100 a piece


Bennett College is a private historically black liberal arts college for women in Greensboro, North Carolina
this is the one for me


okay my show's finished
it was the shield. i enjoyed it, it's a tier above breaking bad but not as good as the sopranos
my main criticism is that post season 1 it becomes 100% plot driven rather than character driven. they just have too many main characters to do anything so they just stopped developing anyone
there were so many character plots they set up but just eventually abandoned
it pretty much becomes "whenever vic's not on screen all the other characters should be asking "where's vic?""
anyway it was very fun despite the lack of character development


oh yeah the shield was fun


die die die


i watched the first episode of the shield and they played bawitdaba during the police raid and i was like oh its one of these shows




i love how much he holds his fermenting bottle for hours a day for like it was an infant.

i know 2 ways to create botulism on purpose. one involves sealing meat/food in a jar with wax, the other with honey. then you stick the jar inside someones couch to timebomb months later when the gases crack the glass open.
both seal out other organisms that would easily kill the botulism while its trying to get started (thats why it isnt more common)


your brain looks like cobes lips my dude
its ogre and thats whats up


oh fuck yea man the shield is like is like #2 on my guilty pleasure based shows after 24.
its dirty cops to the extreme its sooooo chill


shieldu? never heard my oshi mention it


fuck yea man hell yea dude fucking epic bro


ufc in 5 hours


>it's a tier above breaking bad
lol, lmao even


i thought breaking bad was hella stupid
the shield's stupid but it doesn't take itself seriously


who said that?
the show aged like fine wine since police bad nigger good happened


i agree with that statement
breaking bad was too reddit


you deserve a proper heeming for what you put us through with your shit
dont step in the cage in 5 hours bro or the judge wont be able to save you


i apologize for skipping and im happy someone watched the shield. i recommend 24 next for you


prison break is also on that shitty guilty tier list


good morning


filled the bird feeders but they don't wanna eat :/


amerilards love their nigger tier fantasy cop shows


never apologize


so week 2 of turning my cat into an outdoor cat and i havent seen her for a few days but it looks like shes been coming to eat the food i put out at night because its missing


grats on making your pet into a pest


you should do your best to keep your cat indoors at night


your cat is dead thats some other animal eating your food


no shes actually nice and just observes birds she would never hurt them
she always wants to go outdoor at night and if i dont get up to let her out immediately she will keep meowing loudly which aggravates me and most of the time she refuses to go out after i open the door
its cat food so i doubt it


decent mush


that training your cats with spraying wayer on them thing… i wet my hand under the sink and flick water off my fingers at the cat whenever it whines at the door at night. if you gotta do it until you soak him to get him to stop so be it


they got those sand junkies…


fixed up my step dad's acoustic guitar


oh yes cat food then it definitely cant be any other animal eating that food you are right its definitely your cat eating that 🤨🙄😒


wheres the premier league games bros


i finished my show today too :3


its international break time and all the games suck :/


secretshowbro wasn't watching euphoria this whole time?


soccer players are such pussies they need a break 4 games into the season?


she said she was watching the shield (pretty sure i merged ive never heard of it)


ohhh like agents of shield didn't know we had another marvelbro


that sounds cruel
leave me alone


did you know that if you close your eyes you disappear


but if u close ur eyes….


stop harassing me im not in a good place right now





going to take a break from here and see if i can find my cat



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their skin looks so soft you just dont get that in older idols (and i say that as a non-ped)


uhhhhh genshinbros explain this?


seems pretty self explanatory to me


i emailed toot


Starfield on Steam - Reviews fall from 88% and Very Positive at launch to 79% and Mostly Positive

toddbros we must remain in the fud bunker for a bit longer



once the crowbcat vid lands its all ogre


massive influx of fake redditor posts
the game is a buggy piece of shit with terrible writing like all his other games


crowbcat already slipped on the resident evil remake his reputation is gone


he didnt slip he dont slip



not shy
not me


used a new volumizing shampoo and my hair is bouncing like the dickens


what show were you watching babe?


breaking bad


may we see


*bends over and shows off ass while sucking on a lollipop in a sexual way*
yeah real shy


uhmm why are you doing that


did you like it more than the shield


*screams in your ear*


i dont know what the shield is


made a big improvement to my sketch book using a piano hinge


a piano hinge huh…


can you watch it real quick


hold on


shes watching shes watching


you cant even make this shit up were def in a simulation


holy fuck germany 1-2 japan!


*sneezes cutely*


wear your mask retard


good morning bros!!!




kwintu can you donate gbvh to zii if he streamed that he'd might actually get some viewers


he's the top male croatian vtuber actually


*accidentally clicks on the git bash icon*
*has a scaredyboo*


i love my coinslot pussy


im gonna bash your head in you git


woke up at 4 in the afternoon!


good morning babe :3


hate when im gaming and then i start falling asleep so im like alright ill go nap and now that im laying down im not sleepy anymore


get a fucking job


ugh thats the worst


i got a (blow)job from your mom


that bonbi .gif or webm whatever earlier was so scary…


are those really one year apart? thats a lot of weight gain maybe something happened to her


patriciantv is already working on his biblical review and already stated it's getting a 4/10, crowbact is not needed.


crowb has been done ever since that disastrous re4make video


i dont care if its 4 years


hoooo boy




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gpu, cpu, and psu arrived, just got to wait on the rest to arrive. i got an extra key code for starfield, should i give it to zii?


he doesnt take requests


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if you gift him a game he has to play it


its saturday you know were drinking and watching ufc!


gift him gbvh!!!!!!!!



the rare american style watamelon


renz is streaming


ok guys let's be serious for a second


havent seen gweed in a while worried his grindr date might have gone wrong…





Rams to place Cooper Kupp on injured reserve, will miss at least four games with hamstring injury, per report
oh no no no


cia tracking device


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this is ok he will come back


What Is Ethical Non-Monogamy (ENM)? Ethical non-monogamy refers to any relationship dynamic in which partners consent to pursue sexual and romantic connections with multiple people


well thats all i have to say about THAT




im germanic


another one lmao


>tanaka 90+2
hitomibros we cant stop winning


gonna start calling new jav releases an addition to the japanese pornographic gooniverse


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5 freerolls on draftkings this week bros!


*starts chanting*
ufc ufc ufc ufc


that soldiers a bloody spy!


>birthday 4/20






ameribros…we won



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peak toddlerbrain content


cope and rope



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i AM the gook



wish i had a gremlin gf like mococo


1 min in and already tlold
>im a good looking dude you dont see me acting entitled because of it


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ufc in 90 minutes


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gonna start beavis maxxing to get cute alt girls


wish cirno (bad end) was my gf


come on man, college football is on!


they didnt look so out of place in the original series the reboot makes b&b look like literal inhuman aliens compared to everyone else


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