No.2088413
gee why does your mom let you have THREE monitors
No.2088414
didnt take a nap today
No.2088415
what is a caprese salad
No.2088416
>>2088406yoo what a setup holy moly
No.2088417
>>2088406damn do you goon there?
No.2088418
counterstrike is a lot like football when you really think about it
No.2088420
jojo's reddit adventure
No.2088424
>>2088422umm no we dont do that
No.2088426
>>2088422why do americans like tipping so much
No.2088428
actually we hate it
No.2088430
i hate halfass dildoriders. if you're gonna ewhore either just do nude photos or go full on hardcore porn
No.2088431
goff is cookin
>>2088423based
No.2088433
>>2088427shes gonna be okay r-right…?
No.2088436
shes just getting fitted by a few garmentmakers its nbd
No.2088438
>>2088422its like a superchat except to more famous people who will never acknowledge you and you're giving half the shit to netflix…
this isnt about tipping its about paypigs which this wont attract
No.2088439
>>2088435holy smokes what show is that! i like that butt!
No.2088440
lions bros, i dont feel so good
No.2088441
>>2088438i think its fake man
No.2088443
garmentbro if yer up a job that would be easy for you to do, and you could probably get would be at a sports memorabilia and equipment store making custom jerseys. you sew the name and numbers on jerseys with a burly sewing machine
No.2088444
holy shit free delivery from little caesars!
No.2088446
>>2088442based based based based based
No.2088447
>loins
oh no no no where is the defense
No.2088449
the loins can bring this back
No.2088451
afghanistan is so cool
No.2088453
trappin in iran
get my dope from afghanistan
No.2088454
>>2088448i feel like my leg wouldnt take that much damage actually
No.2088455
id simply dodge the shrapnel
No.2088457
please help us wage war on the youtube algorithm by drone striking that like button and i see that 90% of you arent subscribed so do us a favor and go defcon1 by launching an icbm on that subscribe button
No.2088459
>>2088458>no hearing protectionhello tinnitus!
No.2088460
hold still man im gonna break your coccyx
No.2088462
sneezed
No.2088463
>>2088458you just use a turnstile and your fine
No.2088466
wtf how did dem loins score
No.2088468
fucking stream keeps buffering
No.2088469
is on tv
No.2088471
the loins are going to hit this
No.2088472
tadaima~
No.2088474
>>2088472home from the warehouse steve?
No.2088475
how much of enjoying sports is the razzle dazzle
No.2088476
i like watching the football players big asses gyrate up and down
No.2088477
wish i was getting stretched out on this hot evening
No.2088478
my footbath is heating
No.2088482
>>2088480what would amlitzer do in this situation
No.2088484
>>2088482single leg take down into omoplata
No.2088485
hello i just got up
No.2088486
muttholmes bros, i dont feel so good…
No.2088487
>>2088482he would flush him like a skibidi toilet
No.2088488
>>2088485why were you down
No.2088489
>>2088481this video scared my dog
No.2088490
post doggo
No.2088491
>>2088488we do a little sleeping
No.2088492
just got here is mahomes winning?
No.2088494
>>2088483i think hes on his computer when hes not supposed to be and when the teacher noticed he made a mocking face and silly noise at him
you wouldnt just stand there and take that kind of abuse right?
No.2088496
>>2088493why so few views i thought people loved jibli
No.2088499
>>2088494i think the kid was sped and was in the wrong classroom. no idea how he let that happen. we have to check ids for each student entering the class, staff/cops are patrolling the hallways, and the doors are locked so no one can sneak in. it's basically a prison lol.
No.2088501
>>2088493this is gonna be epic
>>2088496just search the title theres one with a million views
No.2088502
>>2088499there's a bunch of toks of that kid acting like a sperging to that teacher so i think it's just him torturing the teacher for fun
No.2088503
>>2088496there's some other channels with the same trailer one of them's got 1.2m
No.2088504
hol up hol up hol up we dem loins!
No.2088505
>>2088499thats crazy as hell
No.2088506
>>2088499*makes a funny face at you behind your back*
No.2088508
the loins are so hot rn
No.2088510
omo
No.2088512
more like gay as hell
No.2088513
>>2088498what a special little girl
No.2088516
>>2088498how many white girls has your dog fucked you think?
No.2088518
yeah ive seen that whore either alged or linked here
No.2088521
someone get her a plastic surgeon stat
No.2088523
is that the squid gook
No.2088525
i will never settle
No.2088526
i need a balkan girl who speaks with the zii accent its the only way i can get off
No.2088527
Sony Cyber-shot RX100 y/n
No.2088528
>>2088520now this is gook bait that attracts my fish
No.2088529
>>2088517watched some of her vids she talks in a fake deep voice emiru style and she's a hardcore bread and butter commie libtard. if she used her normal voice and wasnt a mouth piece for pure evil we might have something here
No.2088530
holy fuck i missed the football game dem loins won?!??
No.2088531
the local news is doing a story on a guy in his 80s who plays pinball
No.2088532
>>2088530bro jared goof is going to win mvp!
No.2088536
>>2088532who the fuck is jared goof!
No.2088537
gpa has a pinball machine at his house that we used to play all the time
No.2088539
>>2088536the qb for the lions man
No.2088541
holy fuck they faked the first punt of the game inside their own 20 and then marched down the field!!!
No.2088542
>>2088527either you buy the rx1r or you buy a used a7r2 or a7r3 off ebay otherwise youre just half assin it
No.2088545
god i love smelling my pits
No.2088547
sneed sighted
No.2088548
got a friend requested from a male bot thats a first
No.2088549
sexy boy…
No.2088550
how do you know if a bot is male or female
No.2088551
by the profile picture and the name
No.2088552
what about them gook bots
No.2088553
chinkbots
No.2088555
>>2088546for anything wide or midrange phone cameras are as good as dedicated cameras
if you want a camera better than the ones on a 1000 dollar phone you have to spend 3000 at least
unless you are shooting long and fast in which case it will cost 5000 minimum but you will have something that is 10x better than a phone but 100x larger and heavier
No.2088557
alright so
No.2088558
https://pinside.com/pinball/machine/prospectorholy shit gpas old pinball machine is worth $1200
No.2088559
Fine.
No.2088560
what do you think about foreign men western men?
No.2088561
good night
No.2088563
>>2088560they look like that hot naked guy that got posted recently
No.2088564
he did have a nice pip huh
No.2088566
i dont wanna suck it or anything tony
No.2088567
Snack company removes spicy ‘One Chip Challenge’ product after teen’s death (
No.2088568
lol
No.2088569
>>2088556that shit looks bussin' b
i love electromagnetic machines
No.2088571
latinas scare me
No.2088573
*chooses my pronouns*
No.2088574
remember when caller id used to be a thing
No.2088576
that burning throat pain when i burp is back
No.2088577
>.<
No.2088579
my dad used to have one of those pdf things i thought they were cool
No.2088581
pda? i forget
No.2088582
pad
No.2088583
>>2088570i don't need to watch a video to hate beanerfoids
No.2088584
i wish i could get into watching movies again i dont have a short attention span because i can play wow for hours on end but i cant sit down and watch a movie for 2 hours
No.2088585
ive found if the movie is good i have no problem focusing
No.2088586
i like stylish movies
No.2088587
i like movies that show me something ive never seen before
No.2088589
if you guys want to see something funny go on tinder and set the age range to 40-45
No.2088590
i dont have tinder could you do it for me
No.2088591
im not going on tinder man also thats gonna be me one day
No.2088592
CCP Elders Threaten To Replace Xi Jinping
No.2088594
how do we save xi
No.2088595
i heard you need a normbook to even make a tinder account so i cant do it
No.2088597
are we actually the weird ones who are wrong for not making accounts on everything with our real names uploading our ids and giving permission to all the companies and government to see everything we do
No.2088598
were weird for only giving that information to blizzard and elon musk
No.2088600
bobby kotick needs my personal information? say no more
No.2088601
wish i had the brain damage necessary to use my real name only everything and make my avatar a picture of my real face
No.2088602
toot, todd, elon, bobby
i trust them and nobody else
No.2088603
i have accounts on everything with a fake name and fake pictures you can just use
https://thispersondoesnotexist.com/ until it gives you a normal one
No.2088604
it seems like no one cares and is happier for it
No.2088606
ah yes javaris clitton
No.2088607
>>2088602i trust bezos and big gabe too
No.2088608
what if you made a bunch of different accounts with your name and location but used fake pictures
No.2088610
arent there programs that can match your identity just based on your typing style
No.2088611
theyre no match for me
No.2088612
youre talking about google finger print or something like it? i heard based on just 7 data points you can be psychologically mapped idk if thats the same thing
No.2088613
phones and stuff have device ids
No.2088614
they caught richard huckle deepweb pedomonster because he sometimes used the phrase hiyas as a greeting to start emails or posts. they compared every forumpost on the normal web for hiyas and eventually found him (i used to use that word back when i played wow)
No.2088615
cant be using niche words like that if youre trying to hide i learned that a decade ago and use it to my advantage
No.2088616
but i love niche words
No.2088617
someone went through over 2 million posts and looked at every post including the word gook
No.2088618
*uses your niche words*
No.2088619
do we say nish or nitch
No.2088620
i say neesh
No.2088621
its pronounced nee chee
No.2088622
gookamole
No.2088623
frederick nee chee
No.2088624
Wordle 811 4/6
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No.2088627
>>2088614thought the cia found out who satoshi nakamoto was using a version of this cross-referencing everything he had ever written until they found a match
No.2088628
gloving isnt a phase
No.2088629
Wordle 811 5/6*
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No.2088630
Methane Evidence Suggests We Entered Ice Age Termination Event
No.2088632
>>2088626this says everything doesnt it
No.2088633
the bogged one still bodymogs
No.2088634
wtf bros
annihilating light doesnt work with damage over time (including ignite) and totems wont proc hinekora! my buidls fucked!
No.2088635
i hope you have 50g to respec
No.2088636
the stinker trained how to look perfect in a selfie
the whito is doing basic duckface
No.2088637
are they the same age? if they are its over
No.2088638
>>2088634back to the drawing board
No.2088641
i dont know who the wfoid is she looks 30 tho
No.2088644
why are plastic containers so expensive
No.2088645
*screams*
No.2088646
thick plastic prices have been slowly going up for 20 years i dont know why but you can see and feel the difference if youve bought a gi joe or a transformer recently
No.2088647
the hood cats are having a screech battle
No.2088648
ok theyre done
No.2088649
bro they were having sex
No.2088650
tom gettin him some pussssaayyyyy
No.2088652
>>2088644steal the plastic tubs they use to ship certain products to grocery store/pharmacies. they're kept behind the store, often inside a fenced in dumpster area with the milk crates. you might be able to stay off a camera by dropping them over the back of the dumpster fence and loading them up from next door
i've got a bunch of them, i also have some that are smaller that fit under my bed.
the plastic hand baskets you carry at the grocery store are also decent for a lot of things. just load it in the car those are easy.
No.2088653
we make our own plastics here
No.2088654
in knowing the teachings of zerthimon i have become stronger
No.2088655
hmm maybe i should be stealing more stuff
No.2088656
And how old you are.
No.2088657
we cant sink to their level gleepbrother
No.2088658
i've always had that foraging tinker in me
No.2088659
ive been trying to quit shoplifting man
No.2088660
well you shouldnt be doing that. this is a more lowkey lower risk deal
No.2088661
id feel guilty to steal the plastic from grocery
No.2088662
bunch of niggers
No.2088663
find one of the places where the little fenced in dumpster zone is in the back corner on the edge of the property.
i wouldnt grab them from a place like a new cvs with a lot of cameras and the fenced in dumpster area built off the back of the store
they're like milk crates the store wont be fucked if just you take a couple. they'll get new bins with the next truckload of shit, the truck guys pick up the empty bins but it isnt monitored they freely float between different companies it's nbd
No.2088664
God will see me…
No.2088665
tadaima~
No.2088666
fuck i died on hardcore wow because i autoran into a guard
No.2088667
rip
No.2088669
lol
No.2088670
>>2088666we lost skipbayless?
No.2088671
it was my fault for getting lazy and autorunning but i could tell i was getting into the grindy part of leveling
No.2088672
oh no not skyyyyuuuup
No.2088673
what level were you?
No.2088675
im level 32 irl
No.2088678
>>2088666>>2088674get owned you coward bitch killing other people
you got what you fucking deserved
No.2088679
*after the outburst everyone stops eating and talking for a brief moment then resumes like nothing happened*
No.2088680
how much longer until it stops being hot as fuck outside
No.2088681
when the age of global boiling ends
No.2088682
ate a whole sleeve of saltines
No.2088683
think i might try and cut my hair tonight its seriously so long
No.2088684
i usually dont like monday morning podcasts with guests but sam morril is cool so im pretty excited to listen to the tajbfmmp tomorrow
No.2088685
its not monday tomorrow
No.2088687
thats why its the tajbfmmp (thursday afternoon just before friday monday morning podcast)
No.2088688
its friday though
No.2088689
well my hair isnt down to my mid back anymore now its to my jaw
No.2088690
>its already friday
i lost thursday again another 6 day week sigh
No.2088691
just buzz it off man
No.2088692
if i buzzed it off i could finally fix my scalp
No.2088697
>subtly advertising crystal cafe here
No.2088698
found my gf on crystal cafe :3
No.2088699
i got a career making 100k a year on crystal cafe! :3
No.2088700
i lost 96 pounds on crystal cafe :3
No.2088701
found my bf on 162
No.2088702
i adopted a femcel from crystal cafe but she kept screeching and she wasnt housebroken so i had to put her down :/
No.2088704
dad fucking complaining about noise im making in the middle of the night and this asshole used to blast tv at max volume until the sun came up all through my childhood
i wish he could know even 1 10th of how much i dont give a shit
No.2088705
>>2088704ive been owning dad recently by filling up the trash can and not taking it out making him do it the next morning
No.2088706
once you understand that you are also your fathers father you will understand that you are only hurting yourself just like he is hurting himself for lacking the same understanding
No.2088708
im not making noise on purpose its literally me just being awake and moving in my chair and hes complaining now after however many years ive been up at night? atleast im not leaving the tv on afk blasting infomercials at max volume like he did
No.2088709
>>2088705id be owning my mom if i did that he makes her do it…
No.2088711
ill wear your pad on a chain
No.2088712
>>2088708not a good sign when little things like that start becoming a nuisance…
you should do some fun things together maybe
No.2088713
they lied when they said be careful what you put online because itll be there forever it feels like trying to find anything before 2015 is impossible
No.2088715
>>2088712he works all the time and me? well…
No.2088716
hm
No.2088717
maybe go to a match on a weekend or something
No.2088718
if he brings slop on saturday we can maybe watch a bullshit movie together
IF he brings slop…
No.2088719
watching a movie is good idea
No.2088721
make dough and bake a za together
No.2088722
dads the guy that has to comment or make a 'oooh' sound every 30 seconds during a movie
its actually not that frequent but
No.2088723
same as mine
No.2088724
every day i make some fresh juice out of lemons and grapefruit for everyone and he loves it
No.2088727
i like the dad meme of watching a movie standing up with your arms behind your back
No.2088728
maybe il give wotlk a shot
No.2088729
do dads do that
No.2088731
>>2088730you guys should watch a dudes rock movie like hard boiled
No.2088732
*equips cat ears*
No.2088733
wide awake at nearly 7am
No.2088734
*beheads you*
No.2088735
>>2088731if he hasnt seen the mads drinking movie that would be a good one
No.2088736
AHHHHHHHHH PHONECALL ok i didnt answer
No.2088737
wat did you seh to me
No.2088742
hmm almost 8am time for this neet to get into bed
No.2088743
gn neetsweet
No.2088745
ugh work today
No.2088746
hop on wow
No.2088747
theres a netflix pokemon series!
No.2088749
my butthole is raw from shitting and wiping
No.2088750
shitting and wiping?
black guys names are getting wilder and wilder
No.2088752
ay yo dontchoo hurt my baby shitting and wiping now! he a good boy! haha
No.2088753
shitandruis get in here and show me that report card baby
No.2088755
it's harmless microagressions
No.2088758
good morning bros
No.2088759
nyahello~
No.2088760
'hayou
No.2088763
someone should mod the holomems into starfield or skyrim as npcs
No.2088764
yea and make them killable
No.2088765
no more immortal npcs
No.2088766
sooo monkey mining is over… i lost my game. i went today and it was a brand new game from scratch
No.2088767
oh no no no
No.2088768
ugh gotta top off my oil
No.2088769
hot coworker said she started crying again when she woke up…
No.2088770
you need to let go man you are never getting a crumb
No.2088771
>>2088769shed toying with you
No.2088772
>>2088766thats crazy man
id be so pissed
No.2088773
>>2088769she's stringing you along bro
No.2088774
you guys are not being very supportive of my irl oshi
No.2088776
>>2088775is this what happened to toon
No.2088777
yea
No.2088779
lol
No.2088780
wwg1wga
No.2088782
bau bau
No.2088783
world war gay 1 world gay association
No.2088785
>>2088781first time i clicked these
theres no way you guys are watching this toddler shit what the fuck is wrong with your brain
No.2088786
mom really be doing shit like buying a bunch of perishable groceries right before she goes on a trip
i cant believe how little this bitch thinks
No.2088787
>>2088785my thoughts when i click a zii stream
No.2088790
fuck sickos
No.2088791
>>2088787Once your tastes reach a certain level of "out there" most of your fellow travelers are going to be weirdos who only ended up their because they were looking for the latest weird thing and the amount of people with a "real" interest shrinks. Same reason why esotericism is 98% people playing with crystals and 2% Evola.
No.2088796
yui hatano is so bogged now that i wouldn't even settle
No.2088797
>>2088794my mother make this for me when i was younger so many times
No.2088798
>>2088796she used to be scorching hot 🥵🥵🥵
No.2088799
i miss zii coming here and sperging out…
No.2088801
>>2088757come on man, of course we know that!
No.2088802
yeah we learned tanuki lore from pom poko and uchouten kazoku
No.2088804
rat foot soup
a classic croat dish right up there with rock soup
No.2088807
>>2088789it's not fucking fair bros, that should have been me!
No.2088808
i have 5 gifted ships now 😎
No.2088809
good morning bros!!!
No.2088810
>>2088807i think ive been blacklisted from gift memberships
No.2088811
ohamorning
No.2088813
>>2088812*goes full rapeo mode on this hag*
No.2088814
>>2088812this is so messed up
No.2088817
this dues in chiraq
No.2088818
>>2088817do you like him…
No.2088820
>>2088819crazy that females think they arent asking to be raped when they dress like that
No.2088821
>st louis
bruh, i hope you are strapped no cap
No.2088822
i hope you've not left your cat in the car
No.2088823
im not gay
No.2088827
please god let me die in my sleep tonight
No.2088829
wish i wasnt gay…
No.2088830
>>2088829just go to conversion therapy
No.2088831
that would just give me more mental illnesses and 0 actual conversion
No.2088832
being gay is a choice
but you spent too long jerking off to gay porn that your brain is wired that way now
No.2088833
i dont watch porn
No.2088834
but you used to
No.2088835
>>2088831its just a couple of electro shocks it will be fine
No.2088836
no i've never really watched porn
always thought it was really gross and weird and fake and odd
also the porn industry is a horrible place so rife with exploitation that i would feel guilty watching it
No.2088838
>>2088836damn you really are gay
No.2088839
geraldo the shopkeeper monke is fucking wild
No.2088840
>>2088826cmon man if it aint tamujo i dont care
No.2088841
>>2088837im straight now wtf
her fat pussy makes me go O_O
No.2088842
only in ohio bruh ong 🤣🤣😭
No.2088844
ong fr fr no cap 🤣🤣😭
No.2088846
lets see i got beer vod and chips and its friday night
but what if i didnt sip
No.2088847
>>2088837god i wish she was my gf
No.2088850
>>2088849smoking is so cool… shame it causes cancer…
No.2088851
wish my parents didnt raise me in a way where i would look down upon smokers during my highschool years
i could be so cool rn and instead im an incel virgin freak
No.2088852
yes yes yes
yes yes yes
gang gang
No.2088853
she got that grip i can already tell
No.2088854
smokers litter so they arent cool
No.2088862
mayochads keep winning
No.2088863
https://leandojo.org/toot is fucking finito this is gonna replace him
no more s_______ for him
rip to the real one ✊
No.2088864
sir the photos have gone viral
No.2088865
just dozed off bloonsing
No.2088868
>>2088857what the fuck is wrong with japs
No.2088869
the sprite i mixed the vod with was flat 😭
No.2088870
*pulls out my knife and fork*
time for a delicious snickers bar
No.2088871
it's so crazy how when you get older the years start meaning less and less
No.2088872
cant believe ive been sad my whole life
No.2088873
just stop being sad and start being happy?
No.2088874
ill think on it
No.2088875
>>2088868they are obsessed with shaved ice for some reason. i don't get it personally.
No.2088877
>>2088876*puts a pebble in your shoe*
No.2088880
>>2088878*slicks hair back*
h-hey z-zii
No.2088881
>>2088832brains can be rewired
No.2088883
>>2088882ive seen them live
No.2088884
i dont know what team to root for anymore now that tom brady retired
No.2088885
awesome
No.2088886
made fish and chips for dindin
it was a resounding success
No.2088887
bussin
No.2088889
took a shit then took a shower but now i feel like i have to shit again this is horrible
No.2088890
toot
>>2075345ban them! now!
No.2088891
>>2088890i dont want to click that what is it
No.2088892
>>2088890whtf you made me click
No.2088893
>>2088891it is what it is
No.2088894
for the record im not clicking
No.2088895
its just boobs that guy is gay
No.2088896
>>2088889it is what it is
No.2088897
remember when toot posted his favorite reports that was so cute
No.2088898
toot!!!! toot!!!! it is not what it is!!!!! BANNOW!!!
No.2088899
>>2088897i love him so much
No.2088901
dont remember dont care
post a link or shut up
No.2088902
toot is best girl
No.2088903
crazy as hell how beer is like 99% water but it dehydrates you somehow
No.2088904
i've been thinking of investing in some artisan steel chopsticks but mom would probably make fun of me
No.2088905
have you guys tried adding spoonfuls of sugar to your beer
No.2088906
>>2088903your body breaks the water down into oxygen
No.2088908
>>2088904you cant let her stand in your way man
No.2088909
went to the park with the dog we did a little sand digging
No.2088910
wish i could sing sweet and softly like the guy from iron and wine
No.2088912
>>2088905add raspberry syrup
No.2088914
gonno crack open a cold one hima
No.2088916
hima is dead let it go
No.2088917
we owned them so hard
No.2088918
 | Rolled 1 |
odds try to shit before i go to work
evens thug it out and shit at work
No.2088920
>>2088918shit on company time bro
No.2088922
>>2088897i dont remember….
No.2088925
>>2088924i think it's the grown toddler who watched pewdiepie
No.2088926
the what now
No.2088927
the 30 year old guy who quoted pewdiepie before doing the shooting
No.2088928
in many ways i am a grown toddler
No.2088932
my movie is cute and funny
No.2088933
i have an opportunity to do something today but im too sweepy~
No.2088934
are you giggling cutely
No.2088935
>>2088922do you remember
the 21st post of september
No.2088936
crazy how many moments in life you think are going to be so important that you cant even remember later
No.2088937
hmm actually there arent that many of those
No.2088938
how would you know?
No.2088939
;)
No.2088941
>>2088936bro you are losing your mind lol
No.2088942
>>2088941nice gaslight bro *high five*
No.2088943
like time in a bottle…
No.2088944
just remembered i never actually read the ntr route in this one
https://www.dlsite.com/maniax/work/=/product_id/RJ268713.htmlthe "happy" route was dep enough
No.2088946
>its another youtuber thinks "stupid personal gripes = movie criticism" episode
No.2088947
who are you talking to
No.2088948
who is she quoting?
No.2088949
got a great post lined up for in a couple of beers
No.2088952
love it when one of my twitch valosluts raid another one of my twitch valosluts when i didnt even know they knew each other
its all connected
No.2088953
*hears a guy on the mic*
No.2088954
>>2088952*opens a porn tab*
No.2088955
>>2088953*unfollows*
theres some asian-looking eop muttoid with a trillion followers who stalks the same valosluts i do and its very dangerous
No.2088956
you mean an asian guy? like a simp?
No.2088958
ayo bruh tryna run valo duos?
No.2088960
someone started the countdown to kwife 2025 already
No.2088961
>>2088959very kawaii neko
No.2088962
i'd settle for prime asa akira
No.2088963
>YEAH FUCK MY ASS RIGHT THERE YEAH
no thanks
No.2088966
i heard he had it coming
No.2088967
>>2088954youre gaslighting me again
i see right threw (im durnk so i wrote threw instead of through) you bro
No.2088968
>>2088965now you can quit that gay ass game mode and hop on real wow
No.2088970
Pull the sheets right off the corner of that matress that you stole.
No.2088971
healthy looking animals in the wild are the best
No.2088972
real wow aka turtle wow
No.2088973
how do i dispose of a whole bunch of cooking oil
No.2088974
gooking oil
No.2088975
keep using that cooking oil like the chinese do
No.2088976
i poured it into a garbage bag so i can decide tomorrow
No.2088977
double bag or sit it in the sink in case it leaks
No.2088978
its on the counter im sure nothing will happen im not going back
No.2088979
oh no bocchi bros, we got to cocky!
No.2088980
cut my hair so its not so long and now i look like that guy from no country for old men
No.2088981
looked at pics of him two days ago and laughed at his hair and you can know id be laughing at yours if i saw you
No.2088982
you probably look like a cowboy
No.2088983
cant wait to start drinking in 9 hours
No.2088984
>>2088816>>2088819wtf are you doing in my hometown??
No.2088985
he is you, silly
No.2088986
can't be, people from here never go to the arch
No.2088987
*yawns cutely*
*slinks off to bed*
No.2088988
if i saw one of you guys in public
scenario 1
>i see you, you dont see me
sneak over and grope your ass or head real quick then keep moving
scenario 2
>we see eachother
narrow my eyes and march over like im mad and gonna hit you but then smile and say eyyyyy~ and keep moving by
No.2088989
my instincts are too sharp and my reaction infallible a sneaky grope would be impossible
No.2088990
A Heideggerian Analysis of Studio Ghibli's Films
No.2088991
*grabs your groping hand while its in motion*
No.2088992
*you see a flash of light and your hand is gone*
*i stand before you with my katana dripping in blood*
No.2088995
*grabs your ass and you yelp in an embarrassing high pitched voice*
No.2088996
heraclitus might approve of that mindset
No.2088998
>>2088984im in webster rn do you want to link up tonight
No.2089001
>>2088998you gonna grab his ass?
No.2089002
>>2088997:3
what anime are we watchin next week
No.2089003
bf who grabs your ass
No.2089004
webster is one of the nicest areas that isn't super far on the edges
have a place in mind though? i still live with mom -_-
No.2089005
nigga why do i go for there 8pm naps 6pm should be my cutoff hour for naps
No.2089006
>>2089004do u have a car or do i have to pick u up
No.2089007
bf who chaingrabs your ass
No.2089008
shut up fags
No.2089009
can you guys stop cruising
No.2089010
m-marth bf…
No.2089012
>>2089006i have a car
you pretty much have to have one in the midwest
No.2089013
bf who picks you up at your moms house……
No.2089014
bf who gets the pick up off an assist
No.2089015
enough faggots
fr though
No.2089016
do you have two controllers and a console
does your mom care if i come over and we play some split screen and drink beer
No.2089017
>goes to pick him up at his moms house posts "im here man" in the thread and 5 minutes later a 300 pound blob comes out of the front door and gets in your car mumbling "hi" you spend the next 25 minutes driving in silence until you get to the wendys and he says "just some nuggets…" and you have to pay cuz he didnt bring his wallet
No.2089018
>>2089017i would be blushing so hard this sounds adorable
No.2089019
wisq?
No.2089020
tfw no fat shy bf…
No.2089021
that is so dogwater
No.2089022
i have some other friends in the area that still live with their moms too
if i had more time i could set up a fun get together and we could all lan wc3 customs on our laptops and eat pizza and cuddle after watching dubbed 'nime
No.2089023
actually we are physical specimens here
No.2089024
no way no how can i have anyone here with my mom she's obnoxious and i probably wouldn't be able to to overcome cringing
i haven't had guests over in years and that's even with buds who know about my living situation
No.2089025
im ethereal
No.2089026
>>2089002it's a surprise, but i will say it's been causing a buzz in the comm the past few months.
>>2088999:3
No.2089027
Ashton Kutcher, Mila Kunis, Debra Jo Rupp, and Kurtwood Smith all wrote letters supporting Danny Masterson to the judge who sentenced him to 30 years in prison for rape
HANGING OUT
No.2089028
love obnoxious moms
No.2089030
id go out to the bar drinking every night if i didnt live at home
No.2089031
if you came by she would pester the entire time about fucking weird shit i try to never put myself in a position where she can talk with someone i know
No.2089033
thats a redflag
No.2089034
is there football tonight
No.2089035
we could get red baron za…
No.2089038
finished my movie it was lovely
l'oro di napoli by de sica
No.2089039
we should meet up at a bar downtown and hit on gooks
No.2089041
bf who hug me sometimes
No.2089043
>>2088965back to elwyn
we go agane
No.2089044
gookin out
No.2089046
im thinking about leveling my mage whit this 50% exp buff on wotlk and doing icc
No.2089047
got rejected for the cias psychic disempowerment division sigh this is such a bummer
No.2089048
cant believe two guys itt are going to link up and have gay sex
No.2089049
first of all lans are pure
No.2089050
bf who super cancels your ass
No.2089051
hope our gaybros have fun and prep well
No.2089052
maybe not, my head is stuck trying to think of a decent place to go and i don't go out much
i should have just moved into that apartment on the edge of the ghetto but despite mom's craziness i'm in one of the nicest areas of the city so it's hard to just up and leave and pay all my money for worse conditions
No.2089053
just go to a bar together and have a couple of brewskies its friday after all
No.2089054
you could move to cairo
No.2089055
when your region is 60% niggers you can't just up and live any old place
No.2089056
cairo illinois? surprised anyone else knows about that place
no way, dad used to take me fishing around there and the bridges are fucking nightmare fuel especially with a boat trailer
No.2089057
driving on the skybridge over gary indiana was scary af
No.2089058
people dont know about
all the secret places
No.2089059
crazy how my hot coworker is just like pam and im jim except i look like kevin or a white stanley
No.2089060
stanley was an honorary white
No.2089061
its time to glow up
No.2089062
think i might be spiritually australian aboriginese
No.2089065
>>2089064tossing back brewskis with the crew in the warm summer nothing better yeah this is my tribe
No.2089066
think i just saw a skinamarink
No.2089067
my old roommmate was obsessed with those grand strategy games like diplomacy and whatever they looked scary
No.2089068
always wanted to play one of those games but had nobody to play with
No.2089069
>>2089068theres plenty of autistic boys in this thread
No.2089070
>>2089069im too old and stupid now i cant learn new things i can only mush and smush
No.2089073
far as im concerned the world is my zone and i squeeze what i like
No.2089075
im a lot like hulk hogan except i dont have grit or passion or drive or a love of professional wrestling or 24inch pythons
No.2089082
is that eugenia cooney?
No.2089083
f
No.2089084
>>2089081the shadows in this make it look like a painting by a dutch master
No.2089085
yeah heironymus bosch lol
No.2089086
hooo boy these flaming hot nacho cheese doritos are kicking my butt pheeeeeew
No.2089088
could go for some crystalcafe poon rn
No.2089090
tfw no gf to walk around the museums with
No.2089091
a gf would take you to a modern art museum to look at poop and straw in the shape of a dick
No.2089092
tfw no heuronymous bosch gf
No.2089095
would rather have reggie fils-aime as pres he looks like the quintessential american and is just a good all rounder
No.2089096
modern art museums are easier to talk about
No.2089097
now a bf on the other hand would contemplate dinosaur skeletons and bronze tools with you
No.2089098
i wouldnt do that
No.2089099
i like a squeeze zone on a guy but it's like when there a bit of fat over the muscle
No.2089100
>when his fat chub hangs over his waistband
No.2089102
>>2089056>>2089052are you in the city or the county
No.2089104
cant believe jeff asked the guy to link up and just completely ignored him when he said he was done
hes such a fucking pussy
i hate him so much
No.2089105
my favorite are old wood sculptures you can tell are made by people enjoying doing their best with time worn into them
No.2089106
me? i like metal work
No.2089108
>>2089104we should link up
No.2089109
>>2089102both sort of
edge of clayton
No.2089110
>>2089108meet me at el intimo on 47th
No.2089111
*wakes up in chair*
huuh huh? what?
yeah yeah sure haha *nods back off*
No.2089112
meet me in my goon cave
No.2089113
i just drove by clayton to drop off some family at the airport
its wild traffic on 170 tonight rn
No.2089115
>>2089110i dont live in chicago anymore bro
we had years that we could have linked up but now…
No.2089116
I70 is as bad as it gets especially the east/west divergence
always the worst mix of tractor trailers and uninsured Illinois niggers
No.2089117
grow up
No.2089118
sadpanda has a netorase tag now…
i remember that being debated like 10 years ago…
No.2089120
whats that
No.2089121
saplings, fauna is live with todd's game
No.2089122
what if we played high school sports against eachother 15 years ago…
No.2089123
>highschool sports
normie hours guess ill game
No.2089125
you can still be a total weirdo and play sports it's just that you won't do it very well and your mates will make fun of you
conversely you can be a total gamer but still popular like pewdiepie or all the norms i know that game more than me and are married
weirdos are born, not raised
No.2089126
>actually while i was a jock on a team with 40 friends i was an outcast just like you!
hahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaa
No.2089127
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Natasha Teen 2 on 1. They fuck her amazing ass
No.2089128
most of the greatest sportsbros of all time are austists or s'bergers
norms cant compete on the same level
No.2089130
you guys will never guess what i just did
No.2089131
meet me in auburn hills
No.2089132
>>2089129oh wow they nailed the voice acting
No.2089134
no neither us of came
No.2089135
YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE
No.2089136
there was still al ot expected of me in high school
No.2089137
not a fan of this character fauna is making
No.2089139
sweating hard
these chips
No.2089140
>>2089138hurea… the rest of the hologaijins can barely speak english never mind japanese…
No.2089141
you're just like me
i also just ate spicy chips
No.2089143
i like 'em pig sweaty
No.2089144
these flaming hot nachos are just too hot
who came up with that 🤣😭🥵🥵🥵
No.2089145
eva longoria, i believe
No.2089148
>>2089144stop nachobragging
No.2089149
took my weekly shower im ready to game
No.2089151
average black anime cosplayer
No.2089152
anyone make nachos on doritos? i always just use plain tortilla chips
No.2089155
things are getting wild in my show
5 episodes left
No.2089157
Why are you laughing?
No.2089159
https://kick.com/kallicough shes got oil all over her ass
No.2089160
tadaima~
No.2089163
>>2089154did he rage quit?
No.2089164
god i wish i could play heroic without getting a dumb a dc death
No.2089166
>>2089161nice haircut friendo
No.2089167
>>2089165lmao
love to see it
No.2089168
who cares if you die if the whole idea is just to waste time
No.2089170
>>2089165why does he play so zoomed out like a rts
No.2089173
>>2089169ROFL yeah budday! haha
No.2089174
what makes me such an amazing healer is that i put my teammates first and like dion sanders im a two way player so i know what my team needs on each role, and i provide that
No.2089175
meaning..?
No.2089176
ahem
*stops talking*
No.2089178
im just a dumb himbo waiting for a beautiful maiden to sweep me off my feet
No.2089181
wanted some jets for zzah night but it so flipping expensive now
No.2089182
y jets tho
No.2089183
its yummy
No.2089184
>>2089181how else are they going to pay for the bad man aaron rodgers contract
No.2089188
>>2089186careful bro theres niggers all over st louis
No.2089189
wallstare hop on starfield man
No.2089190
stepped on the scale at 181.8lbs thats with my shoes on so im probably more at 181 even
No.2089193
jeff always being a flake ugh
No.2089194
>>2089191girl showed me this a week ago i was like
>cats shouldnt eat fruit No.2089195
meeting up with someone from here would be weird because of the animosity between holoposters and antis
No.2089196
what would you do if you met up with someone here and it was your thread nemesis that one guy you absolutely despise? one of us would be in real trouble if that happened to me
No.2089197
>>2089195this, but wowposters and antis
No.2089198
i dont have any nemesis posters but hoo boy if gleepy and his hater met up there would be sparks
No.2089199
whoah boy my show is getting truly wild
No.2089201
spent too many hours gaming i need to shower and nap
No.2089202
im so tired from work ~_~
No.2089205
the chips
No.2089207
its friday night
and you know what we do on friday night
No.2089209
i have day-facto control of the thread
No.2089210
>>2089205just got back with them
No.2089211
we went on that kroger run and have an abundance of chips
No.2089212
northern european girls..
No.2089213
will the neet napper nap tonight
No.2089214
girls who want boys who like boys to be girls who do boys like they're girls who do girls like they're boys….
No.2089215
>>2089186drive safe
never taken a cat on a road trip
do they just deal with it ok
No.2089216
over the course of ww1 there were more shells fired than there were people alive on earth
No.2089217
we could cashapp kingcobra 25 cents to give a shout out to onesixtwo.club
No.2089218
>>2089186id feel scared taking my cat on a roadtrip what if he ran off at a stop and i couldnt get him back in the car :/
No.2089219
most people are shit at shooting to kill ive seen a lyndybeige vid about it
No.2089220
you could take your cat to the local chink restaurant and theyll fry it right up
No.2089221
>>2089219i bet i could prove him wrong
No.2089222
>>2089221prove it by making a 2h vid about it where you talk without taking breaks
No.2089223
my problem with linybeige is like every video is just 'correcting' historical misconceptions by going 180 degrees in the other direction
you think people fought with swords in the medieval times? actually swords are useless and nobody ever fought them with in any battle ever
No.2089224
>>2089222*shoots and kills him*
i await his rebuttel
No.2089225
today no slop, tomorrow however you know im going all in on those pumpkin spiced pancakes down at the local ihop.
No.2089226
tonight were drinking booze man its friday night!
No.2089227
last time i was at ihop it was because of a funeral
No.2089231
work tomorrow x__x
No.2089232
im drunk and singin creed friday fucking night
No.2089233
WITH ARMS WIDE OPEN
No.2089234
wish i was a dixie boy so bad
No.2089236
gang gang
No.2089237
yes yes yes
No.2089238
>>2089218>>2089215my cat is very sedate she travels well
No.2089242
>>2089240don't forget to tip ;)
No.2089243
my only bar cocktails are old fashions and whiskey sodas
No.2089244
crazy how police arent required to know the lie theyre supposed to enforce
No.2089245
Okay hoare you.
No.2089246
did i ever tell you guys how i tried to make a white russian once by pouring a shot of vod into a glass of milk
No.2089247
>>2089240now you gotta boot up a video game man!
No.2089251
>>2089250i love winter so much
No.2089255
>>2089253what the heck :O
No.2089256
>>2089254is this really news worthy
No.2089257
the dude abides
No.2089258
jeff freaking bridges
'nuff said
No.2089260
who is jeff b
No.2089262
all i know him from is big lebowski…
No.2089263
i know him from uh tron legacy and true grit
No.2089264
hell or high water was good
No.2089265
i was gonna say blade but that's kris kristofferson
No.2089266
gook gookenoff
No.2089267
the advent minecraft collab is gonna be on 9/11… ominous
No.2089271
what does she look like unshooped though
No.2089273
she looks exactly like that there was no photoshop involved
plastic surgery is irl photoshop
No.2089274
>>2089269check this gook whore out guys
No.2089276
asian women <3
No.2089277
dad has a fan pointed at a bag and its making this really annoying noise
No.2089278
remove said bag
No.2089279
i think he means remove the bag
No.2089280
ive been missing with dad by leaving cabinets and closets slightly open he goes around the whole house closing them and then i slightly open them again
No.2089281
haha take that dad!
No.2089283
ugh shes getting oil all over her bedsheets stupid bitch
No.2089284
something off about her body and its bothering me
No.2089285
>>2089284not tranny enough for you?
No.2089286
dont even know what that means
No.2089291
>wowshit
yawn
No.2089294
spend 100 hours /played leveling a warrior to throw it away a complete counter comp
lol
No.2089297
>>2089294wowtards aren't the smartest bunch
No.2089298
they call me the wowtard
No.2089299
people fighting scare me
what if someone gets hurt
No.2089300
just had a run-in with a wax-sealed bottle it was highly traumatic
No.2089301
why dont the fighters just enter bulletmode
No.2089302
>>2089264thats a proper flick for a country boy to watch on a friday night
No.2089303
spic bro has his eyelid falling off wtf
No.2089305
just a country boy in a city slicker world
No.2089306
>>2089304we like girls that look like this
No.2089307
*slicks through the city with a cat in my back seat*
No.2089310
>>2089307we stopped for gas and i gave her some food and water
she has a nice lil perch
two more hours and ill be home 😎
No.2089311
if i was at the alamo things would have ended a lot different for generalissimo santa anna i can tell you that much
No.2089313
ive drank too much…
No.2089314
>>2089313bro drinking time isnt for another 2 hours!
No.2089315
>>2089310how is your cat shitting and pissing?
No.2089316
>>2089315on the seats man
No.2089318
ELON MUSK PREVENTS WW3??? Starlink Satellites THWART Ukraine SNEAK ATTACK | America First Ep. 1213
No.2089319
her litter box is accessible in the back
No.2089320
wtf elon is bastedE/e/?/e now!??
No.2089321
realized that instead of having to use a paper towel to flick the light switch in the bathroom when i go in there to piss in the tub i can just use my phone flashlight
No.2089323
really this reminds me of something parmenides wrote,
No.2089324
ugh slept like 3.5 hours this is hell
why do i keep waking up randomly
No.2089325
i just slept from 12:40am to 1:40am
No.2089327
oh right youre all here
No.2089328
here? yeah
No.2089329
hey
No.2089330
whats up babe
No.2089331
just chillin
No.2089332
same haha
No.2089334
>>2089333boot up that stream wallstarer! come on man!
No.2089335
>>2089333hooo boy thats the asmon build!
No.2089336
>>2089334that’s someone else
No.2089337
>>2089333zelenskyys not gonna like this brother
No.2089338
I wanted to build a tetrapod spider like the ones in 86 but since you have to have arms, torso, and head they all more or less look like centaurs
No.2089342
my wife called me at the bar the other night and said
>if youre not home in 10 minutes im feeding the dinner i cooked to the dog
i was there in 5 minutes
id hate for anything to happen to that dog
No.2089343
>>2089341this guy 100%'d the game in like a week?
No.2089344
>>2089342is this your grindr pick up line
No.2089345
i heard someone say it in a youtube short
No.2089346
>>20893414/10? just for the wonky npc eyes?
No.2089347
instead of youtube shorts now youtube shows me community posts which are just pictures of memes or twitter screenshots
No.2089349
i couldnt handle the father of a girl like that
No.2089351
im the malcom x of having sex
by any means
No.2089352
wtf is this new youtube layout
No.2089353
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my youtube is the same
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No.2089357
look who got lucky
No.2089361
so i soaked my toothbrush in vinegar the last 3 days and now it just smells like stinky vinegar
No.2089363
>>2089361soak it in my piss and lets see what it smells like in 3 days
No.2089364
i reckon itll smell like piss
No.2089365
>>2089361did you get the nasty stuff off?
No.2089366
can someone explain to me what this new hololive group is
No.2089367
ask it in the holoshit general maybe????
No.2089368
if theyre anything like the old hololive group its a collective of japanese women that act like toddlers to entertain childish retards
No.2089369
>>2089361just buy a new toothbrush they're so cheap
No.2089370
>>2089366supposed to be more like kpop and nijisanji
i suspect they'll flop since covers main audience is 32 year old men with gray hair
No.2089371
>>2089365it has this kinda yellowish stain on it that ive tried scrubbing off. i might try sandpaper to just physically remove it
No.2089372
>>2089369electric toothbrushes are like 80 bucks man
No.2089373
>>2089372you dont have replaceable heads?
big mistake bro
No.2089375
>>2089373its not the head thats gross its the part under the head thats gross that i never cleaned for 2 years
No.2089376
>>2089375just scape it off bro!
denture cleaning tables usually work for stuff like that No.2089377
>>2089374i mean….at least hes waiting…so…..
No.2089380
grow up
No.2089383
>>2089382thats an improvement to fallout 4 mirrors
No.2089384
you can play as a vampire in starfield thats so cool!!!!!!
No.2089385
todd thought of everything
No.2089387
09 Sept: UFC 293: Adesanya vs. Strickland
No.2089389
new downgrade unlocked
No.2089390
>>2089388you will enjoy the bubbles
No.2089391
the girls are rebelling against tiktok
No.2089393
i suffer from ladder anxiety
No.2089396
>>2089395i didnt watch his last vid what did he say besides i had covid and thats why i didnt upload for 2 weeks
No.2089397
>>2089396nothing much, just that it takes a long time to edit the videos
he planned to take a 1 week break but it became 2 due to covid
No.2089398
stop acting like fucking covid (the flu) is a big deal its not 2020 anymore
No.2089399
its coming back bro follow the news
No.2089400
>coming back
it was never here enough with this nothing burger
No.2089401
covid was crazy when nobody knew how bad it really was because china was going full lockdown mode and no reliable news was getting out and the takes on it were either its apocalyptic airborne aids or a total nothingburger
No.2089402
it was a nothing burger
No.2089403
i just slept for like 14 hours yoinks
No.2089404
i think after my guild kills heroic lich king on wrath classic im gonna kill myself
No.2089405
your life must be horrible lol
No.2089407
:/
No.2089408
>>2089406i ruined my life twice for wow and after classic lich king therell be noting left
ill probably still be too pussy though
No.2089409
bro theres a huge turtlewow dropping soon!
No.2089410
i want a bf
No.2089411
thats not what 0% pussy means
No.2089412
ugh one of our wowbros is gonna die soon throwing the balance of power towards holoshitters even more. if this keeps up i may kill myself too
No.2089413
some of us wowbros are also holochads
No.2089414
im gonna club you like a baby seal man
No.2089415
gonna fire up gbvh
No.2089416
stream it
No.2089417
Deputies And City Cops Try To ARREST EACH OTHER After Heated Exchange
No.2089418
i've seen that happen 3 different times. i watch a lot of algs
No.2089422
>>2089419be sure and click this one guys it moves and plays a little story
No.2089424
hmmmmmmmmmmmmm do i watch the debuts or do i watch miko and sui watch the debuts
No.2089428
>>2089401it showed they are all playing the same song
No.2089429
hate that stupid haily lufjan astroturfed fake bitch
No.2089430
i love psyop girl so much i wish she was my irl gf
No.2089436
weebbros you should illegally import jap cicadas to be an invasive pest and make america have a more mature sound like japan
No.2089437
bugs
bugs, japan
No.2089440
ill let you guys introduce the new mems to me through clips later i cant handle this right now
No.2089441
>>2089388this nigga listening to bjork
No.2089442
hoping the gyaru girl is good
No.2089443
it shocks me the amount of audio delay boomers can put up with
No.2089444
i can put up with anything
No.2089445
unironically impressed by how good gbvh is
No.2089446
bluetooth audio delay plus wireless surround sound speakers and sub is driving me fucking bonkers
i could get an optical cable for the sound bar but the surround sound speakers would still be wireless argh
No.2089447
>>2089443boomers are crazy when it comes to that
they just dont give a fuck if shit is completely out of sync or if the audio and image are shit in general
they can easily watch 240p and not be bothered at all
No.2089448
i turned all the motion smoothing and frame interpolation off on my aunt's tv and she got real mad and said i broke her tv
she has a 60" 4k tv that she uses to watch netflix and dvds
No.2089449
i cant do life anymore
No.2089458
>one year
its over
No.2089459
oink oink oink
No.2089460
xbox bros get online now!
No.2089461
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoHotTakes/comments/16dfbul/update_my_fianc%C3%A9_is_asking_questions_about_my_sex/is this really what modern relationships are like
you have to be worried that your wife or fiance will break up with you because shes had sex with 30 other men and they were better at doing it then you
No.2089462
reddit dot com slash r slash TwoHotTakes
No.2089463
30 other men and at least 3 dogs
she be sayin bau bau every night
No.2089464
*puts on tribal necklace*
No.2089465
the dog thing is strictly a japanese and chinese women thing white women, latinas, korean dont do that
No.2089466
hes talking about boning them not eating them
No.2089467
post you dumb euroniggers entertain me
No.2089468
got way to drunk last night im never drinking again
No.2089469
JayzTwoCents ran Starfield on 3 machines and it truly does look like the game is unoptimized.
oh no no no
No.2089470
you think todd gives a shit about… jayztwocents?
No.2089472
>>2089470its over for todd
No.2089475
im becoming more racist
No.2089476
your iq is lowering
No.2089477
this is the moment that todd has been working towards his whole life
this is his game through and through
the one he dreamed about as a child while looking up at the stars
No.2089479
Edit: l can’t believe I need to say this, but the guy in question is not my best due to his penis size. Drop it, men are needlessly obsessed with the size of other mens dicks. It’s weird.
No.2089480
its an unoptimized buggy piece of shit
No.2089481
what is a man
No.2089482
it is what it is man
No.2089483
man don't care about all that
No.2089484
esl
No.2089486
should i major in marketing
No.2089488
im about to fuck this esl tard cat spammer up
No.2089490
toot
No.2089491
>>2089486While not as successful as their later releases, Volume One is a unique introduction for Sleep into the world of metal and a solid entry for the Sludge subgenre.
No.2089493
>>2089491sleep is so good i was bonding with my coworker over stoner doom the other day
No.2089494
i feel like gettin good and high and havin myself a nice jerkarino
No.2089496
im not going to actually do it
but the feeling is there
No.2089497
that feeling…is satan
No.2089500
clean
clean
No.2089501
where do girlpips come from? thats a dudepip
No.2089502
hsts: girlpip
agp: dudepip
No.2089503
the last episode of my show…
hoping they don't screw up the ending…
No.2089504
umm i dont know what
No.2089506
>>2089503this is why i often dont finish shows i like. its a weird deal i have.
No.2089507
youre weird
we dont cotton to weirdos around here
No.2089508
covered in bugbites
drainpipes still clogged so i cant shower or poop inside or do laundry
No.2089509
sounds like hell
No.2089510
think my hangnail got infected
No.2089511
i painfully pull out all my hangnails with my teeth
No.2089512
my hangnails are always getting infected it sucks
No.2089514
tomorrow at this time we will be getting ready to watch football together
No.2089515
>>2089513i mushed this cattle alg about how indian places in bongland are frustrated that people only order the same 3-4 things and treat them like fast food
https://youtu.be/yUAqSIwV4zU No.2089516
outta eggs and the egg stores outta the budget
No.2089517
big egg nipulatin'
No.2089518
i thought egg prices stabilized
No.2089519
i have a little scissor thing for them and it hurts way less than it did yesterday but i think i just left it too long and its just gonna hurt for a bit
No.2089520
>>2089513making a base gravy is great but your house stinks for like a week. i have an extractor fan in my kitchen and i run it when i cook authentic indian stuff but even that won't get rid of the smell
No.2089521
>>2089518thats what
THEY want you to think
THEY dont want you to know they arent
No.2089522
>>2089520nigga your shit aint authentic
No.2089523
>i cook authentic indian stuff
ummmmm sweaty…. indian food cocked by wypipo is not authentic
No.2089524
>>2089520sir you are making a mockery of our food bloody basterd
No.2089525
>>2089522>>2089523>>2089524i am a citizen of the world
No.2089526
authentic indian shit is just the right spices the rest is fucking tomatoes and chicken stock
No.2089528
>>2089526non-tandoor owning hands made this post
No.2089529
i dont really complain but my mom is just as bad as that other guys clueless with money mom.
No.2089530
>>2089526and lots of spoiled meats, cross contamination, and feces
No.2089531
>>2089527i dont know what half these words meme whats a gnosis like hypgnosis? dogmatics? maleveolance? come on man no waythose a real words
No.2089532
>Median annual salary of $50,710 for graphic designers1
>Mathematics major graduates in America make an average salary of $28,906 per year
No.2089533
wtf dont americans make 100k minimum
No.2089534
not if you have a math degree lol
No.2089535
>>2089531this meme has sort of a niche audience
No.2089536
neiche
No.2089539
did it r/makeyousmile?
No.2089540
i got an urge to steal
No.2089541
revisiting a classic boglim chron
no embed for the cobeface disliker cleanfags (i will only embed new)
https://youtu.be/uvX9kXxApug No.2089542
everyone i know that got a math degree became a software engineer and makes ten million dollars writing javascript
No.2089543
toot…
No.2089545
one glass of ice water please, extra chilly
No.2089546
dumb bitch its called a haul not a try on
No.2089547
>>2089546you're semantics go too far retard you're wrong
No.2089548
cobes woke up with swollen lips and a sore throat
the botulism is kicking in nicely and thats whats up
No.2089549
>>2089532damn thats what i made as a dishwasher
No.2089550
>>2089538no clue what ywhw is or demiurge or gnosis but that sounds nice sweety
No.2089551
>Median annual salary for forensic accountants is $140,280
No.2089552
she sells those unwashed bikini bottoms for $100 a piece
No.2089553
Bennett College is a private historically black liberal arts college for women in Greensboro, North Carolina
this is the one for me
No.2089554
okay my show's finished
it was the shield. i enjoyed it, it's a tier above breaking bad but not as good as the sopranos
my main criticism is that post season 1 it becomes 100% plot driven rather than character driven. they just have too many main characters to do anything so they just stopped developing anyone
there were so many character plots they set up but just eventually abandoned
it pretty much becomes "whenever vic's not on screen all the other characters should be asking "where's vic?""
anyway it was very fun despite the lack of character development
No.2089555
oh yeah the shield was fun
No.2089557
i watched the first episode of the shield and they played bawitdaba during the police raid and i was like oh its one of these shows
No.2089558
lol
No.2089559
>>2089548i love how much he holds his fermenting bottle for hours a day for like it was an infant.
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i know 2 ways to create botulism on purpose. one involves sealing meat/food in a jar with wax, the other with honey. then you stick the jar inside someones couch to timebomb months later when the gases crack the glass open.
both seal out other organisms that would easily kill the botulism while its trying to get started (thats why it isnt more common)
No.2089560
>>2089559your brain looks like cobes lips my dude
its ogre and thats whats up
No.2089561
>>2089557oh fuck yea man the shield is like is like #2 on my guilty pleasure based shows after 24.
its dirty cops to the extreme its sooooo chill
No.2089562
shieldu? never heard my oshi mention it
No.2089563
fuck yea man hell yea dude fucking epic bro
No.2089564
ufc in 5 hours
No.2089565
>it's a tier above breaking bad
lol, lmao even
No.2089566
i thought breaking bad was hella stupid
the shield's stupid but it doesn't take itself seriously
No.2089567
>>2089565who said that?
https://www1.sflix.watch/episode/the-shield-season-1-episode-1/the show aged like fine wine since police bad nigger good happened
No.2089568
>>2089565i agree with that statement
breaking bad was too reddit
No.2089569
>>2089554you deserve a proper heeming for what you put us through with your shit
dont step in the cage in 5 hours bro or the judge wont be able to save you
No.2089570
i apologize for skipping and im happy someone watched the shield. i recommend 24 next for you
No.2089571
prison break is also on that shitty guilty tier list
No.2089572
good morning
No.2089573
filled the bird feeders but they don't wanna eat :/
No.2089574
amerilards love their nigger tier fantasy cop shows
No.2089576
so week 2 of turning my cat into an outdoor cat and i havent seen her for a few days but it looks like shes been coming to eat the food i put out at night because its missing
No.2089577
grats on making your pet into a pest
No.2089578
>>2089576you should do your best to keep your cat indoors at night
No.2089579
>>2089576your cat is dead thats some other animal eating your food
No.2089580
>>2089577no shes actually nice and just observes birds she would never hurt them
>>2089578she always wants to go outdoor at night and if i dont get up to let her out immediately she will keep meowing loudly which aggravates me and most of the time she refuses to go out after i open the door
>>2089579its cat food so i doubt it
No.2089582
>>2089580that training your cats with spraying wayer on them thing… i wet my hand under the sink and flick water off my fingers at the cat whenever it whines at the door at night. if you gotta do it until you soak him to get him to stop so be it
No.2089583
>>2089581they got those sand junkies…
No.2089584
fixed up my step dad's acoustic guitar
No.2089585
>>2089580oh yes cat food then it definitely cant be any other animal eating that food you are right its definitely your cat eating that 🤨🙄😒
No.2089586
wheres the premier league games bros
No.2089587
>>2089503i finished my show today too :3
No.2089588
>>2089586its international break time and all the games suck :/
No.2089589
secretshowbro wasn't watching euphoria this whole time?
No.2089590
soccer players are such pussies they need a break 4 games into the season?
No.2089591
she said she was watching the shield (pretty sure i merged ive never heard of it)
No.2089592
ohhh like agents of shield didn't know we had another marvelbro
No.2089593
>>2089582that sounds cruel
>>2089585leave me alone
No.2089594
>>2089593did you know that if you close your eyes you disappear
No.2089595
but if u close ur eyes….
No.2089596
>>2089594stop harassing me im not in a good place right now
No.2089597
STOP HARASS
NOW
No.2089598
going to take a break from here and see if i can find my cat
No.2089601
>>2089599their skin looks so soft you just dont get that in older idols (and i say that as a non-ped)
No.2089602
>>2089600uhhhhh genshinbros explain this?
No.2089603
seems pretty self explanatory to me
No.2089605
Starfield on Steam - Reviews fall from 88% and Very Positive at launch to 79% and Mostly Positive
toddbros we must remain in the fud bunker for a bit longer
No.2089607
once the crowbcat vid lands its all ogre
No.2089608
massive influx of fake redditor posts
the game is a buggy piece of shit with terrible writing like all his other games
No.2089609
crowbcat already slipped on the resident evil remake his reputation is gone
No.2089610
he didnt slip he dont slip
No.2089612
not shy
not me
No.2089613
used a new volumizing shampoo and my hair is bouncing like the dickens
No.2089614
>>2089587what show were you watching babe?
No.2089617
*bends over and shows off ass while sucking on a lollipop in a sexual way*
yeah real shy
No.2089618
*blushes*
uhmm why are you doing that
No.2089619
>>2089615did you like it more than the shield
No.2089620
>>2089618*screams in your ear*
No.2089621
>>2089619i dont know what the shield is
No.2089622
made a big improvement to my sketch book using a piano hinge
No.2089623
a piano hinge huh…
No.2089624
>>2089621can you watch it real quick
No.2089626
shes watching shes watching
No.2089627
>transatlantic
you cant even make this shit up were def in a simulation
No.2089628
holy fuck germany 1-2 japan!
No.2089629
*sneezes cutely*
>~<
No.2089630
wear your mask retard
No.2089631
good morning bros!!!
No.2089632
nyahello~
No.2089633
kwintu can you donate gbvh to zii if he streamed that he'd might actually get some viewers
No.2089634
he's the top male croatian vtuber actually
No.2089635
*accidentally clicks on the git bash icon*
*has a scaredyboo*
No.2089636
i love my coinslot pussy
No.2089637
im gonna bash your head in you git
No.2089638
woke up at 4 in the afternoon!
No.2089639
>>2089638good morning babe :3
No.2089640
hate when im gaming and then i start falling asleep so im like alright ill go nap and now that im laying down im not sleepy anymore
No.2089641
get a fucking job
No.2089642
>>2089640ugh thats the worst
No.2089643
>>2089641i got a (blow)job from your mom
No.2089644
that bonbi .gif or webm whatever earlier was so scary…
No.2089645
are those really one year apart? thats a lot of weight gain maybe something happened to her
No.2089646
>>2089607patriciantv is already working on his biblical review and already stated it's getting a 4/10, crowbact is not needed.
No.2089647
crowb has been done ever since that disastrous re4make video
No.2089648
i dont care if its 4 years
No.2089652
>>2089651he doesnt take requests
No.2089654
its saturday you know were drinking and watching ufc!
No.2089655
gift him gbvh!!!!!!!!
No.2089657
the rare american style watamelon
No.2089658
renz is streaming
No.2089659
ok guys let's be serious for a second
No.2089660
havent seen gweed in a while worried his grindr date might have gone wrong…
No.2089662
virus
No.2089663
Rams to place Cooper Kupp on injured reserve, will miss at least four games with hamstring injury, per report
oh no no no
No.2089664
cia tracking device
No.2089667
>>2089663this is ok he will come back
No.2089668
What Is Ethical Non-Monogamy (ENM)? Ethical non-monogamy refers to any relationship dynamic in which partners consent to pursue sexual and romantic connections with multiple people
No.2089669
well thats all i have to say about THAT
No.2089670
germanybros….
No.2089671
im germanic
No.2089672
another one lmao
No.2089673
>tanaka 90+2
hitomibros we cant stop winning
No.2089674
gonna start calling new jav releases an addition to the japanese pornographic gooniverse
No.2089676
*starts chanting*
ufc ufc ufc ufc
No.2089677
that soldiers a bloody spy!
No.2089678
>>2089439>birthday 4/20yooooooooo
>>2089456lol
>>2089465delusional
No.2089685
>>2089683peak toddlerbrain content
No.2089690
i AM the gook
No.2089692
wish i had a gremlin gf like mococo
No.2089693
>>20895411 min in and already tlold
>im a good looking dude you dont see me acting entitled because of it No.2089695
ufc in 90 minutes
No.2089697
wish cirno (bad end) was my gf
No.2089698
>>2089695come on man, college football is on!
No.2089699
>>2089696they didnt look so out of place in the original series the reboot makes b&b look like literal inhuman aliens compared to everyone else
