No.1947780
ill just slide in here
No.1947782
bitch i might be
No.1947786
ok im here
No.1947787
we're here?
No.1947792
what happens in the genshin general
No.1947794
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZYfbBw7Mo0i want to play play play
i want to play dota
No.1947795
girl from my old job messaging me for a vouch
No.1947796
demand a favor
No.1947797
i wish i had a beautiful gf and a nice house like ceb
No.1947798
ugh 3 day ban from the chan :/
No.1947799
mom needs to go grocery shopping to get me beer NOW!!!!!!!!
No.1947800
got crotchswamp
No.1947802
MOM BEER NOW!!!!!!!!!
No.1947803
no child
No.1947804
NOT A CHILD JUST NOT 21 YET
NEXT!!!!
No.1947805
youre not beating the hardstuck masters allegations don
No.1947806
thomas has been pouncing at my face. i closed my eyes and lowered my face and he sent some uppercut swipe that went right into my eyelid so deep it got stuck and he couldnt get it out and i had to grab his paw and lift it out.
my eye hurts a lot and theres blood but i can see fine
No.1947807
uhbwuwuwuwuwu
No.1947808
your cat seems like hes getting more and more feral
maybe you should give him some cbd gummies to mellow him out
No.1947810
A network team is getting reports that air conditioning is out in an IDF. The team would like to determine whether additional network issues are occurring. Which of the following should the network team do?
A. Confirm that memory usage on the network devices in the IDF is normal.
B. Access network baseline data for references to an air conditioning issue.
C. Verify severity levels on the corporate syslog server.
D. Check for SNMP traps from a network device in the IDF.
E. Review interface statistics looking for cyclic redundancy errors.
No.1947811
>>1947809Log in with Facebook
Forgot password?
Don't have an account? Sign up
No.1947812
>>1947809this is cringe my dep isnt triggered at all
imagine the kind of person who would record themselves saying stuff like this its not a pretty picture
No.1947813
>>1947809that wasnt even dep triggering that was just cringe
i bet they didnt even really have that conversation theyre just obsessed with social media and getting strangers attention so they faked it
No.1947814
woah wtf i didnt even read that guys post above me and we both had not dep cringemind o_O
No.1947816
>>1947812they def aware theyre recording themselves, real sausage banter would end up in a funny/cringe sexual thing
No.1947817
are the japanese still eating bat soup after causing covid?
No.1947820
aaron stream salo i havent seen it yet
No.1947821
>>1947818ugh i thought it was pewds
No.1947822
the wings are like jack links beef jerky
No.1947823
jerky and wings are the sport of rich folk
No.1947830
>>1947828whale oil was the primary source of illumination in the late 1800's
you should watch the movie in the heart of the sea (the book is way better)
No.1947831
theres only one day left in march and noodledude still hasnt released the pmv
No.1947832
>>1947828crazy to think that not everyone has been on multiple field trips to 2 different whaling museums and on gone on multiple whale watches during the course of their schooling
No.1947833
just read moby dick like every good american already has
No.1947834
we went to the boston museum of science when we were little
No.1947835
you live within strinking distance of me?
who are you
No.1947836
sneed weed
currently dying of weedlessness
No.1947837
tfw never been to a single whaling museum
No.1947838
i lived in southern maine at the time
No.1947839
here on the cod we got whale vertebrae in our houses as decoration
No.1947841
>>1947840please i have a medical condition
No.1947842
everything you need to learn about whales comes from playing dishonored and having s*x with big girls
No.1947843
>>1947841you should start doing meth like jesse pinkman he gets on and off it all the time so quitting should be nbd
No.1947845
>>1947843never seen meth on the cape, the druggies here are all about opiates. it isnt in the northeast much
No.1947847
i like that one video of the whales spinning around vertically in the ocean
No.1947848
just popped the infection on my gum as if it was a zit a bunch of puss sprayed out
No.1947849
>>1947846they saw their chance to blow something up and they took it good on them
No.1947850
>>1947849they mention at the beginning that its the highway division that were in charge so they had no clue what they were doing. and yea they wanted to blow something up
No.1947852
>>1947850theyre basically pekora irl except without the funny laugh
ahead of their time
No.1947854
lol that dude in the hardhat is pekora lol
No.1947855
i could never throw a frisbee straight, they always hooked really hard
that was really embarassing when my college friends always wanted to throw frisbee
No.1947856
you probably throw sidearm and you just dont know it. stop throwing hippy style
No.1947858
>>1947857you are a bad poster and people dont like it when you post
No.1947860
no hes right asmonposter is a menace and a fiend deserving of no sympathy
No.1947861
agreed burn asmonposter at the stake
No.1947863
i dont do anything requiring tipping
No.1947865
you only tip food delivery and waiters/waitresses whose pay is less because they're expected to earn a certain amount from tipping. other jobs fuck them
No.1947866
tipping as a calculated part of your wage should be illagal
No.1947867
its classy to tip a chip at the black jack table
No.1947869
we need to plan a fun april 1 event for 162
No.1947871
going to try and avoid taking a nap today so im not up until 8am
No.1947872
>>1947868why did you post this????
No.1947874
its a cry for help
No.1947875
>>1947860asmonposter is a menace but holospammer is okay?
No.1947876
>>1947875yea because at least some of the holo clips are good and have merit and they dont have gore thumbnails
No.1947878
he's standing next to a teleport waypoint
No.1947879
why does windows need to tell me that it scanned for malware but didnt find anything why do i need to know it didnt find anything
No.1947880
it tricks boomers into thinking theyre being protected
No.1947881
windows doesnt do that it sounds like you have a malware virus that tells you that you dont have one
No.1947882
not me i also think holoposter is a mentally ill goblin but the asmonposter makes posts purely out of spite whereas the holobabies have the minds of a toddler and theyre genuinely squealing and clapping along to the holoshit they post
No.1947883
dad bought this premade shrimp cocktail tray from the grocery store and its just been sitting there in the fridge for 5 days untouched
i bet if i eat it hes gonna get all mad again and say i have to start paying for groceries
No.1947884
we do be squealing and clapping to peko and miko clips
No.1947885
holoposters are asmonposters
No.1947886
asmongold told his chat that they are losers who need to rethink their lives and improve themselves if they cant afford d4 or refuse to buy d4
No.1947887
i mean hes not wrong
No.1947888
i mean……..so………..
No.1947889
>>1947883what is your deal with 5 days?
No.1947890
woke up cracked my wrists lower back and ankles
No.1947892
>>1947889its just goes to show its been in there a long time and seems like nobody intends to eat it so nobody deserves to be mad when someone else eats it
No.1947895
pando lets take personality tests together
No.1947897
we already took our hogwarts house tests
No.1947898
>>1947892i've gotten similar shit for eating all of something. dont eat all of something at once thats all that gets noticed.
try eating like 1/4 of the food after 2-3 days
No.1947900
>>1947899this is why we dont work hard
No.1947901
id like to stop being a crazy person now please
No.1947902
permission denied
No.1947903
too bad 😈
No.1947904
dang
No.1947907
im in the cool zone
No.1947908
i hate women
No.1947909
goblin mode is so far away…
No.1947910
just came across a sword of great power
No.1947911
bro!
No.1947912
im in yeah bro i just need some sleep territory
No.1947913
>>1947910how much dps does it do
No.1947914
ugh i knew i should have gone out and gotten gatorade for today
No.1947915
normade
No.1947917
i got that game on my puter i should play it instead of complaining about having no games
No.1947918
shes a slytherin bro that means shes evil
No.1947919
its p deep of the game to make her slytherin and not outwardly blatant evil
No.1947920
no cap its a great game
No.1947921
oh god my gpu keeps glitching out
i dont want to buy a new pc yet i wanted to wait for another year or two..
No.1947922
>>1947920this post isnt true
No.1947924
it looked like triple a hogslop
No.1947925
>>1947922this post might be troon propaganda
No.1947926
and now when i reboot x says it cant find a display…
ughhhhh
ill just phone for a few days and hope the problem fixes itself
No.1947927
No.1947929
damn i was hoping youd be able to do two different sided dice rolls in one post
No.1947930
tendie subs are $2 off!
No.1947931
holy fuck tomorrow is friday
No.1947932
its almost april!
No.1947935
>>1947934i should probably try cleaning the dust yeah havent done that in like 3 years
but i dont feel like doing it right now
No.1947936
i wish i didnt have such a jacked beast of a pc rn it would be fun to go out fresh and spend a few grand on a massive 4090 machine with half a tibby of ram
No.1947938
skiplobley…
No.1947940
its over…
No.1947941
>>1947935im bad and lazy at that but come on man. you need to at least poke fingers and make sure fans are spinning and the grills arent clogged.
download a free program called "speccy" it will tell you how hot differerent parts of your pc are.
https://www.ccleaner.com/speccy/download No.1947943
>>1947941i dont use windows
i cant get into a graphical ui anyway
i dont care i dont feel like it rn
it can wait and maybe fix itself
No.1947944
the chad neet gamer doesnt know what day it is
No.1947945
youre fucking up if you dont have multiple back up computers and peripherals
No.1947946
babypalette here, ham is weird and gross
No.1947947
>>1947946bonbifaceposter gih
No.1947948
i want a computer i can shoot fire into to burn the dust away
No.1947949
>i dont use windows
OH NO NO NO
No.1947950
>>1947949i literally stopped caring there. some people cant be helped
No.1947951
https://www.reddit.com/r/starcraft/comments/125skzo/massive_500k_prizepool_starcraft_and_starcraft_2/holy fuck!
this thread was pretty funny seeing the npcs react to saudikangs supporting our beloved game
No.1947952
how do you game on anything other than windows
No.1947954
>>1947952you mean like steamdeck or switchy or ps5? yeah idk sounds impossible
No.1947955
>ps5
LMAO
No.1947956
>>1947951paste oilers reviving our game
No.1947957
>>1947955are you ok in the head buddy
No.1947958
>>1947951I guessing that Scarlett will skip this event.
No.1947960
(we call them kits here)
No.1947961
>>1947945its nbd i have a laptop with the most important files rsyncd anyway
its just a bother
No.1947962
>>1947953this league looks especially like a brainless item pinata one maybe i should give it a try…
No.1947964
>>1947942the pitmaster is looking especially boogie-like in this video
No.1947965
he does he does
No.1947966
>>1947939yea this guys a genuine retard
No.1947968
it's weird how i get how pc's and the parts work but laptops seem like magic. i saw a guy fix my moms laptop that was still under warrantee once and it blew my mind
No.1947969
>>1947967what does that have to do with anything
No.1947972
>>1947926what gpu? my r9 390 used to do that a lot
No.1947973
ad astra abyssosque
No.1947974
that poe league preview is giving me poe cravings even though i know its just a big waste of time..
No.1947975
>>1947971uhm thats not idol-like of her
No.1947976
marine is an idol
anything she says is idol content
No.1947977
godric gryffondor goes back to 1000a.d.?
No.1947978
>>1947972gtx 760 i think idk rn
No.1947979
everyone shut the fuck up im trying to jack off to trannies
No.1947980
>>1947978does your cpu/mobo have inbuilt graphics? you might have to disable them in your bios
No.1947981
you can walk into microcenter today and buy a 4090 for 1700 plus tax plus tip
no excuse to still be 760gaming
No.1947983
*starts making loud tranny noises*
No.1947984
what the hell
No.1947985
in light of what happened recently we are going back to straight porn
No.1947986
ok why am i 8 minutes into a godric gryffondor sword alg what am i doing with my life
No.1947988
>>1947987get some tranny standards. you may as well be jacking to guys
No.1947990
>>1947987whats wrong with you man
No.1947991
>>1947953holy shit it looks the exact goddamn same!!
No.1947993
still remember that time i went to a bike shop to buy a bicycle for riding around parks and trails and everything in there was over $1000
No.1947994
need my toon fix
No.1947995
my entry level mtb was about 700
No.1947996
when i was young a brand new bike was like 50 bucks
No.1947997
go to your local bike shop and ask to fish around in their basement full of old used bike parts and put one together yourself
No.1947998
we dont have basements in my country
No.1947999
i guess people have been sending cobes computer duster and its been a bad arc
No.1948000
stop guessing
start deriving from first principals
No.1948001
youtube added a "new for you" alg tab so we can stop seeing our old algs over and over
No.1948002
>>1947996yeah and they sucked and fell apart in 3 rides
No.1948003
>>1947993thats odd they wouldnt have a at least some entry level even nice bike starting at $500
No.1948004
>>1947993bike stores are hilarious. 5k carbon bikes for min-maxing retards and 2k fixie bikes for dumb rich chinese students and nothing in between
No.1948005
once the people in charge of cycling normalized wearing faggy clothes to ride bikes it was all downhill
No.1948006
i am calling for total roadie death
No.1948008
>>1948007nice link dumbass
No.1948011
2023 is 1/4th of the way done!
No.1948012
>>1948009i felt the same with the sailor moon transformations.
No.1948013
whk had another pool stream 😋
No.1948014
had? and you didn't link us before? come on man!
No.1948015
making weakauras is hard work
wow really is my job
No.1948016
making weakauras is literally coding
No.1948017
https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRvoMFeJ/a muslim jp gf… shed be so obedient @_@
No.1948018
something about that day after drinking massive shit is truly enlightening
No.1948021
all my life i had heard math never lied and was objectively true but when i heard that so-called imaginary numbers existed the illusion was shattered. numbers are just convention, a literal social construct, and tell nothing of reality or truth
No.1948023
>>1948021true fuck math we dumb niggas here
No.1948025
any of you niggas watched fleabag? saw a feminist video essay about it
No.1948027
>>1948017if the muslims had japanese iq they would be a deadly force.
No.1948028
https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRvo2w2q/ammy how would you handle this situation
No.1948029
autists hyped up on manosphere content? there is no stopping that
No.1948030
teach shoulda been "thats cute but im sigma ive been grinding for longer than youve been on this planet kid sit the fuck down"
No.1948031
the alpha runs that school now
No.1948032
>>1948030thats alpha mindset
No.1948033
>>1948028i couldn't do that job. the second that kid spoke up to me with that lisp it'd be over for him
No.1948034
ive been getting really tired around 7-8pm and then i end up being wide awake at 3am
No.1948035
>>1948034ho ly fuck
are you me
7pm i nap for 1.5h and then i fall asleep at 3-4am
No.1948037
ACTIVE SHOOTER: Joint Base Andrews
No.1948039
No active shooter, Joint Base Andrews says
No.1948042
>>1948041he plays with people like pokimane? ludwig is so cool
No.1948043
BREAKING: E3 2023 has been canceled.
No.1948045
finally after an entire day of nothing im puffing on some emerald cookies
No.1948046
i rolled out of bed at 4 in the afternoon i love not having a job
No.1948048
>>1948046dont taunt the wagies it isn't nice. it will only lead to more get a job posts
No.1948049
>>1948024i would buy this if there was a custom d4 console skin but its just a boring black box
guess ill have to wait for the custom starfield xbox in september
No.1948050
>starfield in september
oh no no no he doesnt know!
No.1948051
my fellow pones /)
No.1948052
ive been researching for a few hours now and i might just build a new pc i guess
7900 seems like a sick cpu and i can probably squeeze it into some mini itx case along with some epic nvidia gpu and 64gb of ram
the prices on am5 seem to be down quite nicely, i could make a build with like 2k bucks
No.1948053
i will never buy an amd product ever again
No.1948055
ive been using intels for my entire life and they havent failed me yet
that being said amd is crazy efficient compared to intel rn and doesnt get nearly as hot for similar enough performance
No.1948057
i usually buy intel but rn i would get amd because i dont trust the baby core thing they are doing and it requires win 11
also doing a tiny case build you want to use amd because of the heat/power situation
No.1948058
i wouldnt buy an amd card literally every ati and amd card ive bought has had driver issues
No.1948059
i'd never get a tiny case i fear heat too much. i want as big as possible
No.1948060
Donald Trump indicted over hush money payments in Stormy Daniels probe
No.1948061
holy shit toon is playing ELDEN RING
No.1948062
tomorrow is going to be busy have to shave all my body hair off and get my groceries delivered
No.1948063
can someone post a pic of stormy daniels in her prime
was she worth all this bullshit
No.1948064
why are you shaving all your bodyhair what kind of nasty gay things have you planned
No.1948065
>>1948063no she was always one of those leathery milfs beach balls with bolt ons
No.1948066
>>1948064we do that before summer man
No.1948067
you can get the 4090 with the integrated cooler block for like 1800 plus tax plus tip
that would be a beast of a build if u increase your budget to 4k
No.1948068
i've learned my lesson with amd. never again
No.1948070
remember when you could build a good mid range pc for like 600 bucks
No.1948071
>>1948065that sounds like it was worth it
No.1948072
>>1948067bro im not buying a gpu for 2k bucks
No.1948074
when it came to plastic blonde bimbos she wasn't anywhere near the top
it was all about nikki benz, shyla stylze and jesse jane
No.1948075
those all sound like names that popped up 20 years after stormy daniels
like, i jacked to those girls 10 years ago
No.1948076
like, i fucked your moms ass
No.1948079
who is the best gpu manufacturer now that evga doesnt make graphics cards anymore
No.1948080
why is she dressed like a whore to do math
No.1948081
>>1948075those girls are all mid to early 2000's
No.1948082
porns another thing that makes you feel old. you see them go from teens to milfs with bad fake tits and retirement. so many gens of porn during my fapping life
No.1948084
As you probably know already, we are more likely to survive a nuclear war than Abrahamism and all its little biproducts ("wokeism", "internationalism", "capitalism/greed", "anti-racism", etc.).
But does this mean that all hope is lost?
No, of course not. Do you think things looked so much brighter when the Black Death was spread out across Europe, from 1349 to probably the 16th century? (Ca. 50% of Europe died….) Do you think the 30 years war looked any better? (Ca. 42% of all German peasants and 25% of all German nobles were killed). Do you think the Mongol invasion was any better? (Ca. 50% of all Russian were murdered in 2 years!)
Staring death in the eyes is the NORM. This is what we have done since the beginning of time. The only difference is that today there are so many more of us, and so many more will die (both in # and in %). But that does not need to be YOU!
The challenges we face are different, for sure, but… simply learn to adapt, overcome & improvise. We CLEARLY face a massive FAMINE, so start to grow/raise your own food NOW. We CLEARLY face a great sun storm in the future, so make sure you CAN do without electricity. We CLEARLY face lunatic zealots, so be a "grey man" and become invisible to them (I am f***ed in this context, I know…). We CLEARLY face a massive degeneration of man, intellectually AND physically, because of high tech, so use it with care and only what is useful - and make sure you CAN do without all of it. We CLEARLY face chaos, so make sure to build a large tribe (= biological FAMILY) that can offer the support neccessary. Find other tribes of the same roots (…) and support each other.
Train. Learn skills. Prepare. And like our dear Aurelius said it: "When death smiles at you, all you can do is to smile back".
Be reckless and brave!
Hail Death!
Hail Death!
Hail Death!
No.1948085
i can see the old appearing on my face
No.1948086
i still look like a teenager
its because i never go outside or get stressed about anything 🤪
No.1948087
my mw weakauras are finally complete
No.1948088
>>1948087what level are you man
No.1948089
>>1948087modern warfare? whats a weakaura?
No.1948091
tadaima~
No.1948092
>>1948089his life force is fading
No.1948093
v__v
No.1948095
i noticed that legalporno has been putting out scenes with unknown girls that have weird names they must be choosing
No.1948096
>>1948095I will never forgive Finana for this. Lying whore. Lied to her coworker, lied to her fans, lied to her family. What a dishonest bitch. Not to mention at the time and even still now they likely had a majority male fanbase and how many of them wanted a faggot in the mix? She’s retarded.
No.1948097
dont know what im supposed to get at the grocery store anymore
No.1948098
>>194808861 im gonna spam dungeons so i can get the rings to turn in for the brappa mount
>>1948090the bottom bar changes color if i leave my faeline stomp
No.1948099
the bottom bar changes color if i leave my faeline stomp
No.1948100
>>1948097milk for protein powder and cookies
No.1948101
eggs
greek yogurt
lots of fruits
meat
potatoes
some veg
cookies/ice cream
thats my typical grocery visit
No.1948103
on second thought i shant be booting up poe
No.1948104
*fires up wow instead*
No.1948106
>>1948105i wish i had holocards
No.1948107
that isn't fair
No.1948108
>>1948105*burns you alive*
*dumps the ashes into the toilet*
No.1948111
doesnt that cobra guy wear one of those
No.1948112
have you guys been noticing that trajan font every movie poster uses since i pointed it out?
No.1948113
>>1948111come on man thats not an autist hat
No.1948116
its kinda crazy that i never realized i was autistic schizoid until like last year
No.1948118
>>1948007i watched that yesterday when it came out!
its cool to see lackadaisy animated i read the webcomic on and off since like 2008 havent checked up on it for a couple years though
No.1948119
those are just whiteman labels they dont mean anything
No.1948121
i wish camilleclicks was streaming wow right now
No.1948122
no one cares about camelclits dude shut the hel up
No.1948123
its kinda crazy that you might just be some hypochondriac weirdo but i dont know you. fr though since you self diagnosed yer probably on the spectrum but you might not be a 'tist? the science on tism is garbage anyways
No.1948124
>>1948117we're power vegans now, i can't believe some of the posters here haven't realized how superior this lifestyle choice is
No.1948125
>>1948096feesh did another yab? damn
No.1948127
>>1948117are you back from hawaii dear
No.1948128
im the human version of israel, surrounded by enemies, constantly under attack
No.1948129
>>1948126lol we might be the only stitches fans left on earth my friend
No.1948130
>>1948126damn im so sorry man
No.1948131
>>1948124shut up gaywad, that "meal" looks about as filling as a glass of water and a handfull of grass
its superior to nothing
No.1948132
groceries will be delivered between 7-8pm tomorrow
No.1948133
>>1948132why do we get groceries delivered now? do we get them from a different grocery store?
No.1948134
>>1948132you cant go to a store? seriously?
No.1948135
hes just trying to flex on us
ignore him
No.1948136
>>1948117squeeze a lil lemon on there with some cayanne
No.1948137
sprinkle some dirt on there to really complete the meal
No.1948138
>>1948133>>1948134kroger delivery has a $15 off code on your first 3 orders and the food prices are actually cheaper than going in to an actual store
a dozen eggs at publix is $4.19 if i go in person and $3.69 for 18 eggs if i get it delivered
no delivery fee and no tipping
No.1948139
>>1948135i'd rather tease him
No.1948140
talking about money is so tacky and working class i cant bare to read it
>this cost this much but this is this much
its an embarrassment
No.1948142
ive never tipped for anything ever and im american
No.1948145
>>1948138i've done quite a bit of getting groceries delivered and 1 important tip is to manually select the backup item for each item or tell them to not replace it if they dont have it. if you don't you'll get some funnystuff
No.1948146
i got greek yogurt and oatmilk bogos at publix it was a good time
No.1948147
eating white rice wrapped in lettuce
No.1948149
>>1948145oh hm i had it set to just choose one apparently they cant pick anything that costs more
No.1948152
now im drinking room temperature tap water
No.1948153
the big play i did last night was refilling two water jugs before i passed out
No.1948154
just had a genius idea
kahlua in a bowl of fruity pebbles cereal
No.1948155
oh fuck it i cant be bothered picking out backup items if they dont have eggs or ground beef then thats fucked
No.1948156
like a g6
like a g6
No.1948157
left my hair in a ponytail for a month again and now its all matted
No.1948159
backup items? teddy grahams
No.1948161
love teddy grahams
No.1948162
red box, yellow box, chocolate, cant go wrong with dem 'grams
No.1948163
just died in wow doing a quest
No.1948170
>>1948117your mug is adorable
No.1948171
for dinner: half of the shrimp cocktail platter and a instant kraft mac n cheese dinner bowl
No.1948172
hi pad
No.1948173
Which of the following issues are present with RIPv2? (Choose two.)
A. Route poisoning
B. Time to converge
C. Scalability
D. Unicast
E. Adjacent neighbors
F. Maximum transmission unit
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hi pad
No.1948176
>>1948164me i need a new package to wait for
No.1948178
ive got a package for you right here 👍
No.1948179
whats in it
No.1948180
elden ring was so good i still cant believe how good it was
No.1948181
graham crackers weed gummies a gamecube with mario party and some lube
No.1948184
someone already posted about that
No.1948185
thats it the libcucks have gone too far
No.1948186
>>1948185Throughout the six days that Diablo IV was available, players invested over 61 million hours of gameplay, equating to a little over seven thousand years, and over two million players earned the Beta Wolf Pack.
With all those hours invested into the game, players managed to kill over twenty-nine billion monsters. But there were also forty-six million deaths recorded, with Ashava being the cause of ten million people dying and the Butcher being responsible for over a million players being killed.
No.1948187
you ever just add a bearington bear to your amazon cart right after adding porn and just be like
wow im so unique
No.1948190
having sex with women used to feel good
doesnt anymore
No.1948191
1 those arent women theyre men
2 thats not a vagina its an asshole
3 you have hiv
No.1948192
>>1948183gonna set my alarm for this one
No.1948194
used to think sex, fucking, and making love were all just synonyms now i know theyre all different and only making love has lasting enjoyment
No.1948195
damn the new poe league looks sick
No.1948196
yeah sick is right *hurls*
No.1948197
whatd they add
No.1948199
>>1948183sorry towa is in love with aqua
No.1948200
dont link cumtown its the redscare for potheads and wannabes
No.1948201
cum town is for guys who are personal friends with nick mullen, like me
No.1948203
i hate how the internet is getting designed more and more around phones/smart tv's instead of computers, whenever you complain that the ui on a site sucks now thats why
No.1948204
yeah weve known that since diablo 3 was designed for controllers and it was so shit
No.1948205
google search sucks
search on reddit doesnt work
twitter search sucks
why cant i search
No.1948206
who are you searching for
No.1948207
>>1948202google has gotten the zogshit turned up. they hide what you want and give you pozshit
No.1948208
you will only see what the alg wants you to not what youre looking for
No.1948209
what are you searching for
No.1948210
>>1948207thanks for the mistaken reply!
No.1948211
i think nick and i would be good friends if we just sat down and enjoyed each others compnay
No.1948212
such a gay thing to post
No.1948213
>>1948112not really but i dont look at movie posters
No.1948214
its only gay if your brain is gay
No.1948215
its crazy how i have no problem spending $4 on doritos but $4 for a pound of ground beef seems like a huge rip off
No.1948216
that is a bit of a rip off
No.1948218
doritos are just too much for me. i cant handle all that concentrated flavor dust
No.1948219
that powder cheese on stuff like doritos upsets my stomach nowadays
sux cause i miss doritos
No.1948220
should i try pork rinds what do they taste like
No.1948221
they taste like pure salt
No.1948222
pussy ass geezers
*snaps open a bag of doritos*
No.1948223
i cant describe that taste but theyre good and worth a tryQ
No.1948224
stop buying doritos
No.1948225
like a funyun if it had greasy meat flavor kinda
No.1948228
those are pedo trainers cuz the arse is so small
No.1948229
cant even go pick up slop cuz theres no car home
im gonna starve to death
No.1948230
wheres your car bro
No.1948233
bored..
No.1948234
we're getting swole
No.1948235
yeah but slop taste good
No.1948236
this is your opportunity to learn how to dance
No.1948237
>>1948231are you the retard that has a big gut thats always obsessed with pigging out and has the tifa toy and meme keyboard
No.1948238
im a girl
No.1948239
>>1948237thats not my post
No.1948240
please be in pawtucket
No.1948241
we are yoked af fr
No.1948242
pawtucket patriot just like family guy
No.1948244
>>1948237first of all shes not retarded
No.1948245
the poe cravings are building
No.1948246
the new league isnt out and the current one is a snoozer
No.1948247
F-35 Engine Running Too Hot Due To ‘Under-Speccing,’ Upgrade Now Vital
loool
No.1948248
oh no no no
No.1948251
>>1948249i thought it was a nice story
No.1948252
how many bags of popcorn would you give it
No.1948253
pizza only diet
No.1948255
where did you get all that crumbled stone
No.1948256
i want a bf
No.1948257
a gf*
No.1948259
uh no a bf
No.1948260
a gf would be lucky to have me, a bf
No.1948263
>>1948255from prospecting because i am the draenei prospector
No.1948264
>>1948262hes just like me
No.1948265
how long would i have to drainy prospect for each month to keep a wowsub rolling
can i automate it
No.1948268
tried to start 'lets go brandon' chant in wowchat and now a debate in raging over the tranny shooter
No.1948269
>>1948265its not profitable anymore man illimited diamonds are worth nothing now
No.1948270
>>1948268are you on alliance? i feel like alliance trade chat is way more off topic shit than horde
No.1948271
LETS GO BRANDON
No.1948272
wtf the new south park season is already over i thought it just started
No.1948273
bf who kisses you on the lips
No.1948274
holy shit this legion invasion quest gave me half a level
No.1948277
a girl at the gym was working out in like an ultra short tennis skirt thing but without sport shorts underneath so every time she did an exercise she would flash panties at the whole gym
No.1948280
>>1948269well what am i supposed to do to make tokens now
No.1948281
hymen_buster u up?
No.1948284
holy freaking crap lois the orange cheeto aka president donal trump got arrested
No.1948285
actually im just starting my nightly stretch meditate routine
No.1948286
>>1948283uhhh can you like…shut up
No.1948287
>>1948277and you didnt even snap a creepshot for us? cmon man
No.1948288
whys lindy spamming shorts all of a sudden
gonna have to unsub hes clogging my feed
No.1948289
>>1948283i dont want to watch, just tell me if bisu2 is losing or not.
No.1948290
i have to fill out captchas now to access amazon because i havent updated firefox in a year
No.1948293
>>1948278why do you watch these
No.1948294
>>1948291is this what were like
No.1948296
what are the other good flavors of blue diamond almonds beside smokehouse
No.1948298
>>1948291thats what my room looks like except all the food trash is contained to one table
No.1948300
gook night
No.1948301
>>1948296i love spicy dill pickle this is my #1 top dawg
habenero is good
wasabi and soy is good
and if youre into hotter stuff the cayenne is a good flavor with some kick
No.1948302
i rage when women pretend to be gamers
No.1948303
the bad ones :
carolina reaper is just too much heat, cant taste any flavor at all
blueberry isnt good
theres a new limited edtion one i havent tried yet : chile n lime
sounds good
No.1948304
>>1948297isnt it morning over there?
No.1948306
>>1948305damn that's crazy, thanks @racist_pussy
No.1948307
you really bought blueberry almonds?
No.1948309
>>1948305sistas, is this true? care to chime in?
No.1948310
>>1948307of course ill try any blue diamond almond
i forgot to mention the worst one was snickerdoodle, but that was a limited edition christmas one so it doesnt count
No.1948311
damn i love heroin
No.1948312
need to shave
No.1948313
heroin could be a good stripper name
No.1948315
hymen_buster i need to talk to you get on disc
No.1948316
>>1948314hey man let me get uhhhhhh one grrumpus mount
No.1948317
toot can you check if this guy ever posts anything that isnt wow
No.1948318
free… FREE gold?
if i knew these gold strategies i wouldnt have uninstalled wow
No.1948319
>>1948318why would uninstall wow man we love wow
No.1948320
we love wow
No.1948321
why would uninstall she says
No.1948322
im struggling with smartphone addiction
No.1948323
gaming addiction and procrastination
No.1948324
cant believe e3 is dead
no more sick gaming cringe moments
no more epic reveals with the crowd going wild
its all ogre
No.1948325
its died before
No.1948326
remember that kid who crashed the vga awards
id like to thank my reformed orthodox rabbi bill clinton
No.1948327
i never really got hooked on smartphones if i want to game il game on my computer or xbox
No.1948328
i spent all morning making these weakauras… and i dont think i like mw….
No.1948329
>>1948319how am i supposed to play wow when i spend so many hours trying to make an honest living and then players like you can make millions of gold every day by manipulating the crushed stone and grumpus market
its not fair and im not going to play
No.1948330
we love modern warfare here bro
No.1948331
*manipulates the grumpus market*
No.1948333
is that legal?
No.1948334
i need some new bb shorts i only have 2 pairs left…
No.1948335
beerboy shorts…
No.1948336
all of my gym shorts keep getting holes in them
No.1948337
breaking bad shorts?
No.1948338
i wake up and sip my coffee
my wife packs my lunch up and i drove off to work all day at the wow factory
after a ten hour shift my wages are enough to afford 1/30th of a wow token
i have a couple beers and beat my wife before falling into a restless sleep
ready to do it all again
at least azeroth is safe i mutter to myself
a grim smile
wrinkles on my face
thick calloused hands
gray hair covering my bald 32 year old head
azeroth azeroth my darling
No.1948339
is it worms
No.1948340
my 2 in rotation are getting too stretched and loose and the drawstring fell out of both
No.1948342
Last year 3.2bn people played video games.
No.1948343
hope irysbro gets home soon or hell miss the irys stream
No.1948347
im never buying chicken again all of it has this shit on it saying its 15% brine
No.1948348
im at least 15% brine
No.1948350
>>1948293i watch the summary then skip around
No.1948351
>>1948349airplane mode lil homie
No.1948352
airplane mode translates to 'i wish u would post more holoclips'
No.1948353
cant put a desktop computer in airplane mode lil zoomer
No.1948354
having live viewer counts of youtube videos would binteresting
No.1948355
cant wait for goodbye volcano high
No.1948356
zii better stream gbvh day one that game is right up his alley
its got rhythm
its got emotion
its got that human touch
No.1948357
what does the airplane mode mean
No.1948358
>>1948355feels like it's gonna be a cheap vn tbh
if they charge 60 bux i ain't buying it
No.1948359
>>1948357it's basically cs go
No.1948360
>>1948357means he should be silent
No.1948361
im back from wholesome activities what are we in?
No.1948362
we are in the airplane mode playing wow and watching hololive videos on youtube
No.1948363
do you guys have chatgpt accounts
No.1948365
*transforms into an airplane*
*flies to your house and eats your snacks*
No.1948366
noooo!
No.1948367
>>1948358it looks like it has the potential to be extremely dumb in an entertaining way
No.1948368
>>1948367i want to hope you are right
No.1948370
i am the alpha and that means no more holoclips
No.1948371
>>1948367gweedly is gonna stream it for us right? or do we have to make zii do it
No.1948372
TRUMP ARREST IMMINENT: STAND BACK AND STAND BY | America First Ep. 1139
No.1948373
>>1948364they can use how much trouble you have searching through your glovebox for your stuff. also imagine being covered in shake (weed) and really high and acting sassy to the cop
No.1948374
>>1948369every part of gundam wing is a masterpiece
even the dub is kino
we should marathon it at the mansion
No.1948376
no drinking tonight
tomorrow however…
No.1948378
i guess i should watch that one. i watched unicorn last and i didnt like that one, how he had to get emotional to make the gundam work
No.1948379
i dont have the patience for space operas anymore
No.1948380
unicorn sucked, it was only good for the animation. it's why zoomers love it
No.1948381
the gunnam unicorn soundtrack is a banger though
i still have it on my mp3 player
No.1948382
why do we have space operas but not sex tourism operas?
No.1948383
i really liked turn a gundam and recommend it
No.1948384
i could use a reason to buy the moustache gundam
No.1948386
well i avoided taking a nap today so thats good
No.1948387
we should watch the wing Gundam ova in japanese and drink tea then take a nap together
No.1948388
starting to think i should skip 0079 its so long
No.1948389
so excited for my personal ai buddy to help me with everything
No.1948390
is that the original series? you gotta do it. its the oldest good anime
No.1948391
did he really skip the fly…
No.1948393
ai tell me smart things to say about this movie:
No.1948394
did aaron ever watch chars kinoattack
No.1948395
its been so long without an aaron stream that im wasting away
No.1948397
>>1948391i didnt know that episode had so much buzz for being bad. i had that happen to me irl for an entire afternoon last year except with a big greenhead fly. during the event it made me mirthfully recall that episode a few times
No.1948398
>>1948385heero is totally sigma
No.1948399
i gotta make some missing sazabi parts from scrap and finish that. it was the coolest gundam i've ever built
No.1948400
>>1948388it's one of the shorter gundam series actually, as it's original episode count was cut down due to poor ratings.
No.1948401
heero is sigma archetype that all other sigmas are based on
No.1948403
i dont know the show but you guys throw sigma around like its alpha a lot
No.1948404
>>1948402word gimme some time
No.1948405
i got a landlord inspection in 9 hours but i got most of the cleaning done yesterday so it isnt a disaster. i should keep going though
No.1948408
landlord inspections? what commie shit hole are you living in?
No.1948409
once a year they get to do a 30 second walkthrough
No.1948410
>>1948409do you have to hide any of the holes you kick in the wall?
No.1948411
do they say anything about your hololive wallscrolls and body pillows or your national socialist paraphernalia
No.1948412
confederate flag and rising sun nippon flag and a portrait of the queen are the only offensive things i have up
No.1948414
everyone loves the queen
No.1948415
just heard someone say that trumps mugshot is going to be like elvis' one
No.1948416
yes it will be iconic
No.1948418
gleepy do you have a gadsden flag
No.1948419
what if they make trump wear the funny turtle suit 🐢
No.1948420
only those 2 but flags are a cool wall thing and you should all get a flag
No.1948421
theres a flag i want but its obscure and no one makes it
No.1948422
who let unc cook
No.1948423
what is it? you can get a non paneled flag custom p cheap
No.1948424
how doyou even put a flag on a wall i dont want to put nails in my wall
No.1948427
pwease no steppy
No.1948428
>>1948424i have it tacked up
No.1948429
>>1948425damn ur both awful
No.1948430
so rude honestly
No.1948432
cant you just treat her with niceness and respect -_-
No.1948433
got to 65 and i didnt get any of the rings yet!
No.1948434
*cranks open my vault*
No.1948435
sigh we are going to get owned so hard on april 1st :/
No.1948436
i wont
No.1948437
here we go last two eps of s4
No.1948438
>>1948429yeah i havent played for a while
No.1948440
im baking a cake this weekend
No.1948441
cant see anything go-kart related without thinkingof that one video of that guy's finger getting snapped halfway off
No.1948442
>>1948440i was thinking about doing brownies too i still have a box of brownie mix
No.1948443
>>1948442big brownie fan here
No.1948445
a brownie
a lil ice cream
now thats a dessert
No.1948446
gay slang
No.1948447
nasty moids
No.1948450
things are gonna be alright
No.1948452
hello just me here now
No.1948454
cant believe il never watch breaking bad for the first time again
No.1948456
>>1948455did you see the new 'and vid about the tard that threw a kid off a building
No.1948460
gonna play one tft then its sleeptime
No.1948461
il probably be up until 7am again
No.1948462
>>1948456i dont know how many varieties of inbred britbong there are, but that dude is the no neck midgetface variety. what a name as well, i'll have to remember him to use his name as a new (hard difficulty) alias. russell cavanaugh is my easy difficulty alias
i also just mushed stone man syndrome and it was a banger. it makes soft tissue like tendons, discs, muscles into calcify and turn into bone especially when they are damaged. like when they kept cutting into this guy for surgeries
https://youtu.be/jUaIdHJ0ek0 No.1948463
wonder if ai will be able to will what it wills
No.1948465
>>1948341WhY iS hEr HoOdIe So BiG
No.1948466
imagine if chatgpt were to somehow link up with alexa… how powerful that would be
No.1948467
>>1948356not in a million years
>>1948371gweed or toon will
No.1948468
you could pay $70 for diablo 4 instead
No.1948469
come on man
No.1948470
im losing it
No.1948472
wtf can i not start the dragonflight quests at 58
No.1948474
everything normal people do somewhere there is a gook doing it
just think about that for a minute
No.1948475
i wish i was better at jumping. my life would've been different
No.1948476
hoooly fuck
HOLY FUCK!!!!!!
No.1948477
>>1948474and they do their own gook stuff we barely know about
No.1948479
gook stuff like throwing their used toilet paper into the trash instead of the toilet
No.1948480
gooks actually have to have signs that say "flush your toilet paper in the pot" and "dont stand on the edge of the bowl like its a squat toilet" because of chinks on holiday going ape in the bathrooms
No.1948481
they floorshit like indians but they do it in a frenzied feral way in bold places
No.1948484
>>1948482never seen a dancing ling ling but it makes sense they exist
No.1948485
gooks really are doing everything we are
No.1948487
except esports
No.1948489
jeeeeesus s4 finale was insane
No.1948490
cant believe im already on the last season….
No.1948492
>>1948490bro you gotta slow down they broke the last season up into two parts!
No.1948493
>>1948492i see its 16 eps but im not slowing down im still doing 2-4 eps a night
think ill do s5 ep1 right now
No.1948494
*yawns cutely*
No.1948495
holy shit i just remember i had a vidya related dream
i played a strategy game in vr where i could walk all around the map and control my units
imagine wh40k but its on vr and you can walk on the map as a giant invisible god
No.1948497
*imagines wh40k*
damn im a based super soldier
No.1948499
airplane mode
No.1948500
just learned of this thing called an "empty nester" where a parent lives at home after their kids move out
No.1948501
our moms are lucky and will never be empty nesters :)
No.1948502
lucky he says…
No.1948504
>>1948502im a joy to have in the house im such a sweet and kind boy :)
No.1948505
FUCK I LOST POWER!!!!!!
No.1948508
its going to take me hours to get through that post
No.1948509
i skimmed it it has some cat facts
No.1948510
tldr gleepy is a big pussy afraid of his cat
No.1948511
ugh s5ep1 has the ted B-plot
easily my least favorite part of the entire show
No.1948512
well that post is canon so you'll be expected to know it and it all contains a system you should be aware of and using
No.1948513
>>1948511let me know when you finish so i can post a meme that has spoilers for that ep
No.1948514
i finished it
No.1948516
im not done yet and that wasnt me and that other guy wasnt me either but thanks
No.1948517
>>1948506he might be tarded fr
just look at him
No.1948518
>>1948510he clawed at my eye yesterday and his claw got stuck in my eyelid and it made him keep pulling and i had to manually pull his claw out of my eyeball and lid. the bunch of little scratches people have on their hands from playing with a rough kitty are also on my shoulder, nose, cheeks, 1 eyebrow and lid and a small eye bloodspot
No.1948519
he had a super stimmed out day today because i just got a bag of birdseed and was able to put some outside each window and there was lots of birds and excitement
No.1948520
oh my god oh my god
No.1948523
ok i finished the ep…
gotta say that might have been the worst one in the entire series (other than fly obviously)
No.1948524
obviously
No.1948525
>that one guy who has to defend fly
whats your story?
No.1948528
didnt laugh but thanks for posting it anyway
No.1948529
>>1948527ok that i laughed at
No.1948531
*lets my finger hover over my wheelchair bell*
No.1948532
*topples your wheelchair*
No.1948533
*lifts it back up*
No.1948534
i got nothin to play man
No.1948535
now kiss fucking faggots
No.1948537
*sends an email to the store if they have a certain product in stock*
*no response for 2 hours, for now…*
it's like they don't want money from stupid people like me
No.1948538
i felt like the last season was not as good as the others but had some of the best episodes in the entire show
s1-4 were all a+ and s5 was a- to me
No.1948540
didn't poop for 4 days now
No.1948541
>>1948540you gotta drink more water man
No.1948543
bro i'm pissing every 2 hours i drink enough water
i just can't poop
i also eat 4 times a day
No.1948544
NO ONE ASKED POOPZII
No.1948546
cant believe 2023 is already 1/4th of the way done
No.1948548
just realized that earlier and got sad hate how time is getting faster and faster miss the good old days
No.1948549
its weird the days go by really slow but the weeks seem to fly by
No.1948550
days going by fast for me too…
No.1948551
we have got to get sluttier
No.1948552
just wallstare more
No.1948555
who is ano shes cute
No.1948557
>>1948554hol up hololive and dreamhack linked up?
No.1948560
jeez it was a slow night what do you have
No.1948562
thats why you freeze bread
No.1948564
need pics
No.1948565
a little mold never killed anybody
No.1948566
ano actually has a big cult following in the indie idol scene
No.1948567
need my toon fix
No.1948568
>>1948561moldminder that if theres a spot of mold on a loaf of bread the whole thing should be tossed out for the birds. there are microscopic mold veins going through the whole loaf if you can see a colored spot anywhere
No.1948569
>>1948566has she ever done grav?
No.1948570
>>1948568+1 thats our system
>>1948568you sound like a massive fucking pussy
No.1948571
pussyminder if you throw out a piece of bread for a tiny spot of mold you have the immune system of an aids baby
No.1948572
doesnt all croatian bread have mold on it?
isnt that a normal thing in europe and why they get so mad and jealous at americas white bread?
No.1948576
>>1948571im saying you should you dont have to. its such a small amount of mold it doesnt ruin the taste or make you sick usually, i just wanted people to know theres still mold there its not all on the other end
No.1948577
tomorrow is going to be so much shit to do ugh
No.1948578
>>1948573imagine if she stepped on your cock…..
No.1948579
have to wash my cups wash my mousepad vacuum shave my body cook food for the weekend and then take a shower
No.1948580
you can wash your mousepad in the shower if you want to save time
No.1948581
it actually wont take that long its just a bunch of little things to do
No.1948582
>if theres a spot of mold on a loaf of bread the whole thing should be tossed out for the birds
>im saying you should you dont have to
???
No.1948583
thats kinda ableist
No.1948584
>>1948582theres mold in your brain bro
No.1948585
pretty fucked up that guy feeds birds mold to make them sick
No.1948586
>>1948568yeah i throw everything in the garbage, i noticed yesterday it already had a different taste but i couldn't find any mold spots
>>1948574>no thats cheeselmao
No.1948587
ugh same delivery guy that already delivered food to my place 4 days ago………
now he knows i'm a pathetic idiot who's too lazy to make his own food
No.1948588
couldnt imagine eating moldy cheese when kraft and velveeta exist and taste better
No.1948589
figuring out moldy cheese and what ones are safe to eat must've been a laff
No.1948590
take a look in the mirror if you want to have a laff
No.1948592
i hate myself and go months at a time without looking in the mirror
No.1948593
fembrained
No.1948594
i used to not look at myself in the mirror too now im obsessed and cant stop
No.1948595
>>1948593going months without seeing yourself in the mirror is not fembrained. i'll die on this hill
No.1948597
mommy bought burgs!!!!!
No.1948598
i never shouldve rolled on this banner
No.1948600
yeah i just finished 'za and now i'm eating oreos and sipping 'ster
what's your point?
No.1948601
so what is the actual deal with that girl troon shooter wearing the 2 pairs of shoes?
No.1948602
twins
No.1948603
>>1948598whats your pity (# of rolls since last 5*)
No.1948604
>>1948603jeez i dunno i got yelan, i got a catalyst weapon on a regular banner. i ended up with all the 4 stars from the banner. i spent a lot of rolls on the weapon banner because i wanted to refine my favonius lance & bow, and get a sacrificial sword(3). i got one of those 3 items with each 10 rolls and nothing else so that was dumb but worked out i guess
No.1948605
the pities for the character weapon and standard banners are counted separately so you might still be able to get nahida
No.1948606
>>1948604*gapes your ass hole*
No.1948607
>>1948605i didnt even look to see what sucrose did i just saw that on 2 of the tier ranking sites i compare that she was an S tier C0 support so i assumed she healed
No.1948608
bro…
No.1948612
ugh almost made a i want a bf post and im not gay
No.1948613
im fucking tired wow ive been cleaning for hours and hours
No.1948617
good morning bros…
No.1948620
john can just rattle off so many dumb acronyms and sayings
grip is the master
your sights set the pace
trigger is the servant
this lady doesn't know her 5 D's
she didn't cover her ASP
>>1948619fuck that man there are 3500ish retards screwing this up i havent seen the gay looking floppy hair coon ass ronin gundam man that won but i know zeta and kamille are way more based than everyone except amuro/original series
No.1948622
>>1948621come on man pikamee is our girl
No.1948623
>>1948621what a garbage eulogy (im on this thing about bad eulogies lately)
No.1948624
is that a bot post
No.1948625
>>1948618the trannies will pay for this
No.1948626
will you shut up cissie
No.1948627
we hate trannies here man
No.1948631
fuck i feel so late to this one… do you guys know about moorish nationals? its this lol combination of sovereign citizen and nigger squatter
No.1948632
nene is very cute today but she seems to not be very good at apex
No.1948635
im sorry i meant to link pikamee earlier but things happened
No.1948638
wtf why is there a foid on pekoras stream
No.1948639
just got owned by pekora…
No.1948640
pikamee graduation is probably an april fools too shes gonna be back in holojp8 or holoen3
No.1948641
it was a dream…
No.1948642
>>1948637damn peko is fine
No.1948643
it was a yume…
No.1948645
cant believe that pekora had her mom dress up like that just to make an april fools joke
No.1948646
lol i'd never thought i'd be linking this site but since they beef with the jews they're extremests. i thought theyd be on here getting praised
https://www.splcenter.org/fighting-hate/extremist-files/group/moorish-sovereign-citizensit's def some tariq nasheed hidden colors stuff except their getting their kangship through morocco instead of egypt
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moorish_Science_Temple_of_America No.1948648
did a lil running and my ears feel funny
No.1948650
>>1948647i dont even want to click my lips are twitching in anger
No.1948651
well its the last day of march and noodledude still hasnt released the pmv
No.1948652
are you a big benji net-an-yahoo fan
No.1948653
>>1948651no one cares about your gross gooner shit man
No.1948654
two weeks no sseth
No.1948655
pikamee just graduated and all this guy can think about is gooning
No.1948656
>>1948653not her but i care a little
https://www.noodledude.io/videos/i-want-your-cum this one was great and in my rotation for a while
No.1948657
virus
No.1948658
damn theres so many things i want next genshin patch
probably gonna end up buying the $50 top up :/
No.1948659
>>1948652the balls on that guy some of the shit that comes out of his mouth blew my mind. sharon too.
now that i think of it speeches by those guys were some of the earliest clown worldy feels i can remember
No.1948660
the bomb chart was a hoot
No.1948661
>>1948659israel is popping off right now bro
netty is firing missiles at syria and trying to make himself emperor for life so that he can purge zion of all the browns and blacks
No.1948662
when he fails israel will be overrun by liberals and turned into a gay brown wasteland
No.1948663
i thought syrians were white
No.1948664
can you guys not talk smack about my prime minister
No.1948665
>>1948661all i saw was some alg i didnt click about there was some new arab… crew? in the west bank
No.1948666
white doesnt even exist
No.1948668
-1
No.1948670
>>1948667based based based based
No.1948671
tbik
No.1948672
i have a needle in my butt
No.1948673
if anyone wants a lowkey terrorism idea try introducing invasive species
No.1948674
my country is already full of invasive species
No.1948676
chessbros gih
No.1948677
*gets in there*
No.1948679
here
*grabs crotch*
No.1948683
kwintu u up
No.1948686
for me bringing rabies to the cape would be a good one. they put a lot of work into constantly monitoring the 2 bridges that lead here for mainland animals crossing over
No.1948687
give kids lice… ok im done sorry
No.1948689
toot we have a domestic terrorist in the thread
No.1948690
*lowkey
No.1948692
oh my god i wished my muslim boss a happy easter *facepalms*
No.1948693
its not easter yet
No.1948694
>>1948682>it would be super easy to catch a bunch and drive them around this barrierwhy… what are you some kind of ecoterrorist??
also dont EVER talk that way about tom scott hes a national hero
No.1948695
wtf gleepy hates the environment?
No.1948696
take me to snurch
No.1948697
ujgh stuck on a harry potter puzzle
No.1948699
so this isn't an oh no no
No.1948700
any of you read any of the gundam stuff thats only in mangas like the UC narrative or whatever? i think the crossbone is from a manga
No.1948701
felt anx coming up so i turned on airplane mode so noone can call me
god bless airplane mode + wifi
No.1948702
you get calls?
No.1948704
my pc is acting like im holding down the ctrl key even with the keyboard unplugged
No.1948705
>>1948704im afraid your pc is haunted 😟
No.1948706
>>1948704can you recover all your stuff and try wiping the robots memory banks afterwords
No.1948709
i'll show my gaping hole next
No.1948710
>>1948707the rigging for this looks so good
No.1948711
i got a call in chinese today
the only thing english they said was "chinese embassy"
No.1948712
did you let them know that you are bing chilling
No.1948713
>>1948707ugh this isnt the hololive i know and love
No.1948714
the isp broke our internet
dad and i are fuming
might need to phone for several more days
No.1948716
dads getting 'zah :3
No.1948720
>>1948716you gotta suck his cock dude
No.1948722
imagine being pimped out in japan and still being a weeb
No.1948723
based wawa throwing the hebechads a bone
No.1948724
my dream in life is to become a japanese prostitute
No.1948726
i AM the danger
No.1948728
almost time to crack open the vod
No.1948729
>>1948726guras really gonna like that scene i bet
No.1948730
name something hotter than used condom tied to nipple you literally cant
No.1948731
>>1948730begone foul agent of satan
No.1948733
condoms shouldnt exist they are invention of the gays
No.1948734
hmm only got 6 hours of sleep
No.1948737
>>1948733this post isn't true
No.1948738
>>1948735first thing i always see in this image is santa
No.1948741
raping bunny and tying the used condoms to her nipples……..
No.1948742
if u bring condoms to a r*pe you are the biggest nerd of all time
No.1948743
>>1948730airplane mode lil bro
No.1948744
the last beating every n64 vid was a good one
No.1948745
sigh
No.1948746
i think i need to find a new steam portrait
No.1948748
airplane mode lil bro
No.1948749
Social Security trust funds depletion date moves one year earlier to 2034
No.1948750
so if i retire in 2033 do i get all my money or just one year worth
No.1948751
dont worry the alg is saying we will have reached a post scarcity utopia by then thanks to ai singularity happening next year
No.1948753
When the #Angles, #Jutes and #Saxons migrated from Denmark/Northern Germany to #England in the Iron Age, they did not speak "Old English".
Just like the other Nordic peoples at the time, they spoke proto-Nordic.
Proto-Nordic then evolved into Old English in England, and to Norse in Scandinavia.
Old English and Norse were in the Viking Age still so mutually intelligible, like e. g. Swedish, Danish and Norwegian are today, that they could perfectly well understand each other, when they met.
Studying any OLD ancestral language is very rewarding, and gives you a special insight into not only how your forebears spoke, but also how they formulated thoughts and ideas.
Our ancestral cult is centered around the idea of reincarnation, of rebirth of your self, of preserving and not forgetting yourself and who you are, and certainly being able to think and speak like your ancestors will help you with this.
LARP as your ancestors, because you ARE them. Reborn. Reincarnated. In blood and spirit.
Heill Ódinn!
No.1948755
thanks varg
No.1948757
>>1948747cross company collab? is this huge?
No.1948758
the only things thats gonna be "huge" is the hole in your head after i shoot you through it
No.1948761
resting heart rate: 66
feeling: good
No.1948762
get that shit down to 40 fatso
No.1948763
guess il start my chores now and get them done early
No.1948764
No.1948765
im apustaya im a small crying apustaya
No.1948766
on the train to london
No.1948767
take some pics
No.1948768
no
No.1948771
wish i knew which clan i was from
grandma says were british but the dna says scottish
No.1948772
i never got tartanpilled
No.1948773
always liked those southwestern geometic patterns
No.1948774
i consider being tartanpilled being able to identify 2-3 of your boxers by the way. i just realized thats my criteria
No.1948775
been running the humidifier nonstop full blast for 3 days holy moly my skin feels SMOOTH
No.1948776
>>1948773those moroccon and some other mudslimes are my pattern guys. not being allowed to draw real things gave them super powers for doing patterns
No.1948778
imagine how much better it would be if nips did it though
No.1948779
the japanese suck at everything
No.1948782
guess ill watch a kurosawa dadflick with dad
No.1948783
tornado alerts
tornado sirens
No.1948784
>>1948747oh my god i was running late from the gym so i missed the first hour but it looks like theyve been having technical issues the whole time
No.1948785
ill never understand people who like toasted bread on their sandwiches
No.1948788
>>1948785they usually overdo it. i like it toasted but still soft. toasted sandwiches on crusty bread is just a gum shredder i dont want that
No.1948789
hoo boy almost just had a huge disaster
i was flushing my cummy paper towels and then i had to shit so i just took a dump right on them and then when i flushed it started to get clogged so i reached in the toilet and pulled the paper towels out from underneath the pile of shit (i didnt touch the shit) and then it was able to flush
No.1948790
when i use old bread i toast it so its crispy instead of just stale
No.1948791
this dude just touched shit for free
No.1948793
no i didnt i didnt touch the poop
No.1948794
>>1948789dont post stuff like this man
No.1948795
id rather stale bread than eating knives
No.1948796
theres no way he didnt touch the shit
No.1948797
>>1948794well it was crazy and i cant tell anyone else on the planet about it
No.1948798
>>1948793its the fecal colorforms you dummy. theyre literally still on your hands and in the crevices of your nails
No.1948800
hey this is the site and thread
proof (3/31/2023 885534)
No.1948801
>>1948799i like to slam hot teen gook puss when i listen to these
No.1948802
>>1948798i washed my hands for 2 minutes straight afterwards
No.1948803
>>1948800toot this guys doing something nefarious
No.1948805
>>1948802and you breathed them in
No.1948807
oldscv is gone… when did this happen im so shook rn…
No.1948808
wonder what its like being an abo
No.1948810
>>1948808an old wowbro told me they get lots of gibs and then they have incentive gibs like they get like $10k bonus if you graduate high school and yer abo and most of them still dont graduate
No.1948811
why do you sound like that
No.1948812
chad petrol sniffing enjoyer
virgin academic achiever
No.1948813
is australian high school super hard or something
No.1948816
ciscucks were about to get owned….
No.1948817
paper towels aren't flushable you retard
No.1948818
just felt a dimension merge
No.1948819
ive flushed cummy paper towels dozens of times
No.1948820
first of all do not call her a ret*rd
No.1948821
>>1948817+1 i forgot to scold him for that girlshit
No.1948822
have you ever looked in your septic tank when they were installing or pumping it?
reminder that toilet paper is designed to disintegrate in water, paper towels are desgned to be strong and hold together and are closer to a cotton rag my dude
No.1948823
>>1948807april fools haha
No.1948824
alright alright ill stop flushing paper towels…
No.1948826
just astrally projected
No.1948828
>>1948827whats the occasion
No.1948829
starcraft is back lfg
No.1948830
zoomers we're doomed etc.
https://www.sportskeeda.com/pop-culture/news-the-fact-happened-broad-daylight-vancouver-starbucks-stabbing-video-sparks-concern-onlinetheres a lot of buzz about how this kid saw a dude dying and decided to make a sick ticktock
its light gore, there is a lot of blood but everything has already happened so its p tame
(most vids of him are follow-ups about why he acted like a tard. the original is buried so thats why the weird link)
No.1948831
>>1948827LFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No.1948832
you guys dont even really like sc
i offer to play ums games like sunken d all the time in bw and no one ever wants to play
No.1948833
>>1948830how would you save him hes already stuck like a pig it looks like its his chest/stomach that was stabbed too so its not like you could just tie a tourniquet on something
if i was there i would have been one of the gawking bystanders i dunno how to save a guy from a horrible stab wound
No.1948834
>>1948833yelling to get someone on the phone is something
No.1948835
>>1948833the point is to not film it for the internet retard
No.1948836
and that is why i dont go to starbucks in vancouver
No.1948837
we dont have starbucks in my country
No.1948838
*films you bleeding out*
awww shit this is NOT bussin! this is NOT the method!
No.1948840
*soyfaces next to your corpse*
No.1948841
>>1948839he should be thrown in prison
No.1948843
So … does the Restrict Act make it punishable to use a VPN?
…a spokesperson for Mark Warner, one of the leaders behind the bill, explicitly said that “the punishments in the bill would not be used against ordinary citizens.”
phew
No.1948845
i guess all you could have done in that situation is try to flip him over and then put pressure on the stab wounds until paramedics arrived
No.1948846
>>1948844looks tarded like an idiocracy character
No.1948847
>>1948832i get too angry at how bad i am now to play sc
No.1948848
dadbro told that pajeet please dont vape near my daughter
No.1948849
my military training would have kicked in and applied a torniquete to his stomach
No.1948850
>>1948844yo he strait up fr no cap
No.1948851
>>1948845and im reading comments about bystander syndrome being frozen in fear. all thats good and fine and understandable like the lady shrieking. phonefags filming should die they arent even calling 911
No.1948852
>>1948851you sound like a massive pussy bro
No.1948853
i am not prepared with the proper knowledge, technique or mentality to give emergency first-aid
No.1948854
you cant emergency first aid a dude like that hes a dead man walking
zoomzoom did nothing wrong he just documented it
No.1948855
when i see a poc stab a white man i sit my ass down and watch
No.1948856
humans are remarkably resilient trying to stem the bleeding might have given him enough time to be saved by the professionals but he was clearly losing a lot of blood so you might be right
No.1948857
>>1948854yea by the time id get unconfused enough to help he was limp and dying but id still try to help i have first aid training. stick a sweatshirt underneath him is all id do
No.1948858
what made this stabbing so effective did the pajeet have a karambit or something im used to hearing stories of people getting stabbed like a dozen times and living
No.1948859
arteries are the bleed out in 2 minute deals.
No.1948860
>>1948858that high level karambit knife fighting every target is an artery almost. theyre try to cut the inside edge of any joint on your body
No.1948861
washed my cups
washed my mousepad
vacuumed my room
washed my desk
cooked my food for the weekend
shaved my entire body
took a shower
all thats left to do is do the dishes in 5 minutes and then im done
No.1948862
little activities
No.1948863
*downloads the latest episode of Mandalorian and five episodes of Bad Batch*
hooooooooo boy
No.1948865
>>1948864she has the most disgusting thumb i have ever seen
No.1948866
love baby yoda
No.1948867
love baby sneed
No.1948869
someone stream something
No.1948870
not drinking tonight
on a friday night
dont make fun of me
No.1948872
>>1948870come on bro its friday night and you know what we do on friday night
No.1948873
>>1948868you wanted an item on sale and so did everyone else. order earlier or get some cheapo 80/20
No.1948874
>>1948873i think i messed up getting it on friday i need to do it on an off day like tuesday
No.1948875
>>1948871he's more of a total loser and not cool at all if anything
No.1948876
only cool posters here are toss and jeff
No.1948877
grocery store pickup might be the way
No.1948881
you guys seeing this star craft thing on 4chan /v/
No.1948885
>>1948881>>1948827skippers are the worst
show some respect
No.1948886
think im gonna have to bite the bullet and pop open my mouse, the scroll wheel barely even works anymore
No.1948887
>>1948886try aggressively scrolling with rubbing alcohol on your fingers and see if its gunk you can clear first. or is the problem in the click (the 2 metal paperclip springs )
No.1948888
i heard joe rogan died
No.1948889
>>1948887the click still works fine, its scrolling up and down that doesnt and yea theres a bunch of visible gunk stuck in the wheel and probably in the gear parts underneath or whatever
its got two little buttons behind the scroll wheel so i just rebound them to page up and page down for now
No.1948890
what even is the point of tinting your windows
No.1948891
i said stream retards
No.1948892
tinting is for privacy
No.1948893
>>1948890so cops cant see you doing illegal shit (becase youre a nigger)
No.1948894
grow up
No.1948895
all the gooks in korea tint their windows
No.1948898
woah they found a chunk of glass big deal
No.1948899
im something of a digger myself
No.1948901
>>1948892what privacy do you need in a moving car man
No.1948903
hey guys this is h to the usky husky here
No.1948904
>>1948896thought it was going to be an unexploded landmine
No.1948905
insane how he became a billionaire because of his dull wife doing a gay show on youtube
No.1948907
varg has gone grey sir, he's gone
No.1948908
>>1948896all of these videos are fake man they go out and bury those and then dig them up a couple weeks later for views
No.1948912
theres no way thats popular
No.1948914
>>1948912you arent a rockhound?
No.1948916
time to start saying i have a large trust fund
No.1948918
quarter of a milly a year yes thats what i make actually how did you know
No.1948919
pad
pad (trans)
No.1948920
so rich i wanna rob myself wanna rob myself
No.1948921
i just want a job that im good at and is fun and kinda easy but hard when i want it to be hard and pays decent but it doesnt even have to be that much im just a neet gamer i dont wanna buy that much just some gamer stuff and pizzas ya know
No.1948922
a neet gamer job
No.1948923
>>1948906remember when varg said covid was going to cause a global collapse
No.1948924
mom i'm writing a screenplay
No.1948926
thats lovely darling
No.1948927
you want a cuckqueen is what that is
No.1948929
damn mom parked like a complete retard
No.1948931
phew watched ran
what a mobie
No.1948933
>>1948930you wanted to imagine you were the girl
No.1948934
>>1948925yea i saw that thread
No.1948936
>>1948930>look guys im gay xdDDDDare you ever gonna post something else lil bro?
No.1948937
in many ways im just like an orc from warcraft
No.1948938
me? im basically like that main orc
No.1948939
>>1948936what the hell ive been lil bro'd….
is this what ive been doing to people……
No.1948940
>>1948936he's killing it you dumbfuck. his bits are all classics
No.1948941
>>19489361. she didnt say that
2. dont be mean to her
No.1948942
im tired of the constant feminization of scvs
No.1948943
this is how we're going to get gf's. some of us are going to have to become girls. deal with it
No.1948944
we are all going to play minecraft together and be manly and have fun
No.1948945
ai presidents play minecraft part 11
No.1948946
crazy how you can take your shirt and shoes off and magically lose 2lbs
No.1948947
do they have a text to speech that can read books and sound good yet? they should figure that out
No.1948948
>>1948947joe your the dumbest motherfucker alive go back to sleep
No.1948949
realized i can just put my clean mouse pad in front of my fan for it to dry off quicker
No.1948951
do you really get a letter when youre fired
No.1948952
Opera GX
@operagxofficial
The browser for gamers.
No.1948953
im like 5 thralls fused together into one mega-thrall
No.1948954
still cant believe trump was actually a president of the most powerful nation on earth in this universe
so now he gets to play minecraft with joe and obama
No.1948955
we should fire up wow
No.1948956
actually nevermind
i want ice cream
No.1948958
how havent anyone assassinated bush or blair
are they guarded by security 24/7 or something
No.1948959
the ai has not managed to get me any replies im trying to diaper telling them it was the ai and not actually me
No.1948960
i want a bf
No.1948961
>>1948958i think all former presidents get constant security
unless that was just a big fib
No.1948962
wish i could fuck a hot gook flight attendant
No.1948963
>>1948957huh???
which airlines have these bimboified prostitute flight attendants ive clearly been flying the wrong ones
No.1948964
>>1948959your ai is a betafag
No.1948966
im gonna go buy ice cream and stuff to bake a cake
No.1948967
>>1948957literally nothing from this vid sounds that horrible
shes been in the business for like 10 years and she has seen some relatively minor shit: the video
any mcdonalds burger flipper will have worse stories
No.1948968
cant wait to start drinking in 7 hours
No.1948970
>>1948967thats so toxic man whats your problem
her coworker died during a liposuction do you have any idea how traumatizing that must be for her
No.1948971
got my mouse pad clean and dry ready to game
No.1948972
..pad? p-p-p-pad?!?@?!??! PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD
No.1948973
wish i wasnt too drunk to game
No.1948974
>>1948947yeah but you have to pay a sub for it. this was four years ago. natural reader is good.
No.1948975
>>1948973its 7 in the afternoon man the suns still up
No.1948977
holy freaking crap!
No.1948978
ive always been scared of logging into a website if im also on other websites
is that a thing? could me logging into my bank somehow leak to the information to other websites in my other tabs?
No.1948980
jpb no!
No.1948981
>>1948967i used to hang out with a girl that was a stewardess and she said some of the girls were turbosluts, she'd hooked up with some of the captains i didnt ask how many or how many times. i guess pilots get huge hotel rooms and invite stewardess to use the spare nice bed as a matter of course, most of the time just to be nice and use the extra bed. if the stewardess wants to fuck they'll fuck. she said the gay dude flight attendants were out of control growlr degens every stop
the lady in that video might work at like singapore airlines or emirates (i dont know enough about KR/JP airlines to guess one there)
No.1948983
>>1948978you got gished my man
No.1948984
>>1948978depends on what you mean by information
they shouldnt be able to get your login info or what other websites you have open if thats what you are thinking
No.1948985
>>1948978chrome runs different tabs in their own os processes so all of the typical isolation measures in place for those applies
idk about other browsers
No.1948987
im an out of control growlr degen
No.1948989
>>1948984i mean if i have 162 open in one tap and then log into my bank in another tab is there any way for the information to leak from one tab to another
No.1948990
>>1948986its ogre do not redeem
No.1948991
oh even worse you got bished
No.1948992
nuclear weapons are insane feats of engineering
No.1948993
>>1948986how do they have a sample of 7 guys and 6 of them are above average and one has a porn star hog that doesnt add up
No.1948994
theyre all porn stars
No.1948996
idk why, but seeing random anons just posting their cocks kekes me up. Like seriously, it is just as funny seeing a bait and switch video of black men shaking their asses. It is so fucking random LOL.
No.1948998
>>1948989no that shouldnt be possible
toot cant get your bank login
No.1949000
i need a new online ai site to make art on
No.1949004
dad still does his banking through the mail
No.1949005
i still go to my bank to do my banking
No.1949006
CARMELLA CAN YOU PLEASE SHUT THE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR
No.1949010
>>1949007we need to join her guild and slowly become her friend
No.1949011
wish i had a wowgf so bad bros
No.1949012
yeah we should totally become orbiters of this 5/10 fat chick (lol)
No.1949013
>>1949012retard
wish toot would just ban your stupid ass all you ever do is dumb shit like this
No.1949016
im sick so i deserve this big bowl of icecream
No.1949018
me
videogames
a love story
No.1949019
hate the term 'beauty standards' never heard it used in a way that wasnt active measures by fat or stupid people
No.1949021
hot girls make my pp hard
ugly ones make me wanna puke
No.1949022
lets unpack that
No.1949023
do you listen to ween
do you wanna come to my room and listen to ween
No.1949024
was it ween or weezer that had that album whose cover was underboob?
No.1949025
sometimes ugly girls get my boner rockin i cant explain it
No.1949026
thats fine just do us a favor and keep them to yourself uglytwitchfoidbro
No.1949027
ugly girls can make you go "omo" if they know how to act real sexy
i have no actual experience
No.1949030
>>1949024youre thinking of chocolate and cheese by ween
No.1949031
>>1949029damn she just ran four (4) ads of 30s
not sitting through that
No.1949032
>>1949030my dad had that cd and id sneak into his collection and stare at it
No.1949033
>>1949032its a good album
No.1949035
hey everyone fagtony fagtano here and today we have a special penis review
No.1949036
i never want to hear what fattano has to say about good music ill watch him review derivative trap niggers but not a good band
No.1949037
>>1949034u drive me crazy with that boogie-oogie-oogie-oogie-oogie-oogie-oogie-oogie
No.1949038
hmm my delivery window is 7-8pm and its already 7:45
No.1949039
its the trans day of visibility
No.1949041
cuke
No.1949042
>>1949040shes not looking in the right section
No.1949043
*slips on over to the sewerslvt section*
No.1949044
hope they have a wall with fantano's top picks to make it easy
No.1949046
'hey trump supporters' tucker says, 'im gay'
No.1949047
well my grocery delivery is now 4 minutes late what should i do
No.1949049
go outside and cross your arms
No.1949050
>>1949047if they do come you can go back and fuck their tip to zero and leave a complaint
No.1949051
>>1949048thats a lot of words to say im a whore
No.1949052
they subbed out my eggs for different eggs
completely removed the ground beef
and now theyre late
fuck this i dont care if its cheaper this sucks
No.1949053
in china we have an expression
you get what you pay for
No.1949054
when will it be my turn to pressure a girl into unprotected sex
No.1949055
i told you how you gotta specify exact substitutes or nothing at all but you didnt wait and ask me first
No.1949056
guys you gotta consult the experts in the comm before making risky purchases come on
No.1949057
i wanna make a reckless purchase
No.1949058
speaking of unpro
