No.1945043
i love her shes so cool
No.1945044
i agree shes so cool
No.1945045
good morning bros!!!
No.1945046
i want a bf
No.1945047
who is she? i love her too now
No.1945049
i hate her so much toot do not sticky her
No.1945051
*gives a lil fist pump*
No.1945052
>>1945050you saved the short version bro
No.1945053
the food also looks good
No.1945055
i cant deal with people
No.1945056
me neither, for we are schizoid autism gamers
No.1945058
should i go for an autism diagnosis im pretty sure i can get one
No.1945059
what do you win if you get diagnosed
No.1945060
they give you a hat that says 'please be patient i have autism'
No.1945061
oh man those are sweet ive seen those
you should do it
No.1945062
>>1945059i think you can get neetbux that way
No.1945063
cant believe sickzii was toss poster this entire time
No.1945065
hahahah yes yes yes epic foid ftw!!!
awooooga awooooooooooooooooooga omfg i love this whore foid so much bros im gonna simp for her
No.1945066
ok incel
No.1945067
oh my god i love her pussy so much i gonna simp for her maybe she notice me
No.1945069
theres no way zii was toss
No.1945070
zii only ever praises himself
No.1945072
me? i dont like her
why? because she horizontal smiles sure sign of disingenuousness plus she has empty eye
further proof? shes not a gook
No.1945073
crazy how zii and amlitzer outlived all the other namefags even though they never got the vax
No.1945074
weird how they all died from natural causes after taking the vaxx
No.1945076
mysterious asian woman…
No.1945077
why would a special agent wear high heel thigh-high boots
No.1945080
so she can ride a horse
No.1945081
zii got 30 shots already and hes sick every month
No.1945082
one of the old runtubers deleted his channel because hes not gonna upload anymore
why bro
why
just leave the channel up
No.1945083
i wish i had deleted my deviantart and tumblr
No.1945084
leave it up bro its internet history
No.1945086
chuckle in hell heh heher
No.1945087
allo mon
see ya lata
No.1945089
i feel you mon
No.1945090
beware the voodoo >:O
No.1945091
oh sweet toot stickied my thread
No.1945092
hahaha
No.1945093
yes and
No.1945094
im gonna go lay down
No.1945095
posting in an epic sticky thread
No.1945097
is that lauren southern? remember when the online right loved her? lol
No.1945098
i remember the brave shark of kyiv
No.1945099
>>1945097i'd still settle for her
No.1945100
no one talks about super syphilis anymore
No.1945101
got my work gaming done for the day now i need to find a game to play for fun
No.1945102
UGH had to poop in the middle of my goon sesh
No.1945103
tfw the most hated person here
No.1945104
hate is my least favorite emotion
No.1945105
how do you stop catastrophizing
No.1945107
>>1945103i literally hope you die irl toss
No.1945109
my adoration for toon outdoes all the hatred in the world
No.1945110
quiet gweed the straights are talking
No.1945111
tired of all these 10+ wipe shits
No.1945112
>>1945111+1 same holy fuck
No.1945113
your butt is crying for a bidet
No.1945114
10+? those are rookie numbers
No.1945117
simmer the fuck down for a second pando we are thinking here
No.1945118
when u meet a girl that got that grip
youll know
No.1945119
uh-huh
No.1945120
whats the deal with cats anyway why are they so cute
No.1945122
you have toxoplasmosis
No.1945123
actually you have that and im normal as hell
No.1945124
die in hell normie
No.1945125
kitsch is great. sound of the summer
No.1945126
i think their previous two songs were cooler
No.1945127
hmm i agree
No.1945128
after like was such a banger
No.1945129
everything except the chorus for kitsch is good
No.1945131
what are you talking about?
No.1945132
need some curtains frfr
No.1945134
i succumb to cuteness
No.1945135
tired of toss' new personality i mean really pando an anime fag as in a literal fag come on man youve lost the plot
No.1945136
>>1945132these electric rolling shutters i got are a gamechanger
the sun is not in control of me anymore
No.1945137
when u meet a girl that got that pip
youll know
No.1945138
and the pretending to travel halfway across the world to have gay sex arc
so predictable yawn
No.1945139
trashbad and gayweedly already did the travelling to have gay sex with each other thing
No.1945142
being a 19th century industrialist mustve been so cool
No.1945143
they hate wony cuz shes beautiful
No.1945144
i hate foids period
No.1945145
foids lose their period when theyre thin enough
No.1945146
being a 19th century wony
No.1945148
i fucking love trains!!!!!!!!!
No.1945149
+1 for trains -1 for swearing
No.1945150
thats a satisfying thump when it closes
No.1945151
doors :O
No.1945152
gotta bidet recently
they dont get you 100% clean you still use alot of tp
No.1945155
yeah but youre on that bottom diet
No.1945156
i just wet a paper towel in the sink and jam it up my bhole aggressively
No.1945157
do boys like nightcore
No.1945158
im a boy and i like nightcore so yeah
No.1945160
faunacraft at 6
gura stream at 8
tonight is looking lit af
No.1945163
>>1945160h*ck yes
this is gonna be so epic praying for irys later too
No.1945164
that singer looks like if niles crane was hit with an aging ray
No.1945166
ladies im getting a little more into fashion
watching a few fashion vids with me brekky each morning
vivienne westwood? wonder what her summer collection is *clicks*
No.1945167
post some cool fashion vids
No.1945168
saw some orientals at the airport today with absolutely unfortunate faces and bodies
those girls must curse their chinky gods being born like that
No.1945170
>>1945168im pretty sure most of them are born looking like shit its just that they have completely normalized ps as a society so its nbd to get one
No.1945172
it also depends on the kind of chink or gook there are, if i remember, 4 kinds of gooks alone. ranging from the small eyed big bodied really mongol looking ones (bad for women, good for men that wrestle) to the big eyed, lithe bodied petite ones (north east chinese style, very elegant)
No.1945173
whats the next big thing in the fashion world
where are the trends going
No.1945174
high fashion or general consumer fashion?
No.1945175
i need a lithe petite elegant big eye bf
No.1945177
fashion is still finding its footing after covid. we'll know by summer
No.1945179
we really gotta get a pair of rick owens…
No.1945180
actually guys dont look up vivenne westwoods spring collection she has terrifying old european men modeling and its making me ill
No.1945181
i already googled her though she looked really old so i doubted her expertise from the get go and didnt even bother checking her spring collection
No.1945182
woke up right when people are getting home from a day at work!
No.1945183
a 28 year old woman shot up a school in nashville
No.1945184
i could overpower her
No.1945185
the femcels are rising up
No.1945187
>>1945180any comments on this
The 'no pants look' takes over the fashion runways
1. [+2,575, -27] What a joke
2. [+1,053, -9] What makes this brand any different from the garment cutters in the Emperor's New Clothes?
3. [+606, -21] Just because you're a luxury label doesn't mean you produce luxury products.. this just looks perverted
4. [+490, -8] No need to follow every trend, though I'm sure we're going to be seeing people without pants around Itaewon and Hongdae now
No.1945188
>>1945186excuse as old as time itself
No.1945189
i prefer topless if im being honest
No.1945190
girls with huge juicy asses walking around without pants…
No.1945191
lets count how many bottomless people we see this summer
No.1945192
booking a ticket to itaewon right away
No.1945194
youre gonna get crushed
No.1945197
im getting alg'd these vids with beautiful women teaching me how to walk now just because i clicked a few fashion videos wow
No.1945198
ok thats it bros we are getting into fashion
its gonna be our next big thing
No.1945199
i bet wony's into fashion
No.1945200
she looks like she should get into food
No.1945201
*does a silent jig*
No.1945202
wish i had a body like wony
No.1945203
do you regularly wish you had the body of a girl?
No.1945204
youre a grown man
No.1945206
>>1945203not him but yeah
No.1945207
i havent wasted money on toilet paper in years i just use a little bar of soap and some water to wash myself clean while sitting on the toilet
No.1945209
>>1945208About four billion people don't use toilet paper. About 70% - 75 % of the world's population does not use toilet paper.
No.1945210
thats about the population of india, indonesia and africa put together so it checks out
No.1945211
>>1945209well yeah thats india and africa combined
not really "civilizations" to aspire to
No.1945212
how do i set a timer on my android phone
No.1945213
>>1945212i just google "5 minute timer" and use that
No.1945214
>>1945212go to the clock app
No.1945216
to be fair wony has an insane body
goddess-tier proportions
paired with a baby face no less
No.1945218
Bill Gates warns that artificial intelligence can attack humans
No.1945219
for me its her legs
No.1945220
bill gates is a boomer
No.1945221
why cant we search /oldscv/ in the archives anymore
No.1945222
shes clearly like 30 pounds underweight
looks like her bones are poking out of her skin
No.1945223
>>1945222you just dont GET fashion
No.1945224
>>1945221dont worry about it man
No.1945225
stop body shaming thin people
No.1945226
>>1945221oh no no no toot is purging
No.1945227
and why is oldscv restricted to access now?
No.1945229
we did some digging earlier
No.1945230
cant believe toot is too much of a cheapskate to upgrade us from a 500mb drive
No.1945231
omo
No.1945233
https://www.twitch.tv/heromarinegaben weekly finals vs clem
some epic tvt going on rn
No.1945235
new jeans are minors ill support them when theyre adults
No.1945239
my asshole is linking up with your mouth and i got a load of hot steamy minecraft content for u
No.1945241
brown bricks
No.1945244
theres a gook out there with a hole made for me
No.1945249
getting really horny again
No.1945250
Why am I not always following the "progress" made in technology?
Sure, some technology is good for us and worthwhile, and I use it too, but the vast majority is just an expression of greed (someone creating a new "need" in order to make money) or it is plain harmful for us.
Most of the time, today, (high) technology replaces an ability in us, and by doing so eliminates that ability in us. If you do not practise it, you forget it. If society eliminates the need for an ability, that ability will go away. Maybe not right away, but eventually.
Oftentime, high tech is NEEDED though, because we have already lost an ability that we had before. So it comes because we have already become more useless. Unlike the official narrative, "evolution" does not mean we become better and better. When it comes to human beings, we were better before. And the decline in quality is dramatic and has accelerated even more dramatically the last 20 or so years.
High tech does not make us advanced. It is here because we grow more and more useless ourselves, and it also accelerates this process.
The future will be made up of two types of human beings: those who follow the herd into uselessness and NEED for more and more technology, and on the other hand those who reject MOST of it and create artificial hardship for themselves, to sharpen their sense and abilities, to become BETTER.
I chose the latter.
No.1945252
i aint reading all that shit
No.1945253
hold on ill read it and summarize it like my college prep video taught me how to
No.1945257
i drank last night and you know what i might just do it again tonight
No.1945258
>>1945257we dont drink anymore
No.1945263
due to the use of technology we have become dependent on technology and have lost abilities we previously had. tech = easy = degenerate no tech = struggle = become stronger
No.1945264
Classic wow 1-10 world record - Troll Hunter speedrun 1h32m15s
No.1945265
thats what varg said btw
No.1945266
i think gnomes and trolls should break off from horde and alliance and create their own thing with the pandas
No.1945267
>>1945263i always suspected varg is a retard but i always skipped those posts so i could never confirm it
but this confirms it beyond any reasonable doubt
varg is, in fact, retarded
No.1945268
>>1945266youre an idiot plain and simple
No.1945269
>>1945267lets go ahead and hear whats wrong with that statement, sweaty
No.1945270
>>1945266the highly intelligent gnomes linking up with the niggers of the horde? come on bro
No.1945271
>>1945269go tend to your cows hillbilly retard
No.1945272
grow up
No.1945275
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No.1945276
>>1945267i think what hes saying has truth to it. we already know artisans of all kinds are disappearing, and the general knowledge and abilities of man have declined when we remember just a hundred and 50 years ago almost all americans knew basic carpentry, farming, hunting, shooting, and ancient greek. compare that to the modern man and well…
No.1945277
*relies on high tech nonsense to automate my entire life*
yes surely this wont make me retarded and depressed and lazy and fat
No.1945278
>>1945274by far the ugliest chick youve posted
No.1945279
actually we finally made a twitter account to see that girls massive titties
No.1945280
what i want to know is where all the time we saved? everything is time saving, washing machine does our clothes dish washer washes the dishes our ready made food saves cooking time and yet i'm still rushing to get anything done
No.1945283
>>1945280i feel like all the saved time gets sucked into the internet entertainment void
at least it does for me
youtube kills like 30% of my day and i dont even remember 95% of the vids i watch
No.1945284
all americans knew ancient greek?
No.1945285
we save all that time so we can play wow all day and drink all night!
No.1945286
just realized i didn't poop for 4 days
No.1945287
>>1945277the weakest always perished, throughout history
if anything they have it the best right now, thanks to technology
No.1945289
only video i remember watching from yesterday was a sana fancam and i spent atleast 2 hours watching videos
hmmm
No.1945290
post it
No.1945291
you guys posted some gay ass shit while i was napping
No.1945293
i watch that one once a day at least because i like her hair and belly so much
No.1945295
the things i would do to sana..
No.1945296
hmm might do some eggs and beans and potato mush again
No.1945297
list them…
No.1945298
1. pet her tummy
No.1945299
2. punch her tummy
No.1945300
would you do anything to her bald innie pussy?
No.1945301
yuck no pussies are gross
No.1945302
>>1945284no
the average american (who were still among the best educated people on the planet at the time) didnt stay in school past the 8th grade until the 20th century
your average wheat farmer in ohio wasnt reading the illiad
No.1945303
pump the brakes ol' chap, we mustn't equate grades with education, especially in those days! why, famously one can read the diaries and letters of the average civil war private to see a wealth of education from even the youngest most humble of americans. all demonstrating a grasp, if not a mastery, of ancient greek
No.1945304
wait why did i say pet her tummy i meant pat her tummy i would pat it
pat pat pat
No.1945306
>>1945303thats partly selection bias
the illiterates didnt leave diaries
No.1945307
>oreos ruffles mnms
i could live like that
No.1945309
time for my 11:30pm workout
No.1945310
>>1945306america hadn't invented the free negro yet so illiterates were not common. remember, this was the 1800s!
No.1945311
hoo boy its almost easter you know what that means were gonna get a bunch of candy!
No.1945313
theres no doubt that the amount of niggers and spics and the interbreeding with whites is bringing down americas iq
its foolish to blame the technology on this one
i dont have to be a master of carpentry if i can just watch a 5 minute video and figure out how to do it like in the matrix where they learned to fly a chopper or kungfu in a couple of seconds
No.1945317
being a cat in japan is easy mode
No.1945318
>>1945314god i wish i was that neko (cat)
No.1945319
a tranny shot up that school in nashville
No.1945321
ah but dont you see that youtube video is itself just more technology, and by relying on it more you simply prove varg more correct. after all, can it really be called knowledge if you can lose it when the power goes out? is it really an ability you have if you need step by step instructions to perform it?
No.1945323
she seems tired!
No.1945324
>>1945319did they confirm it was a tranner?
and if so, was xhe hot?
No.1945325
oh what are those tattoos tho sorry i didnt see them before i wouldnt have posted that if i saw them beforehand
No.1945328
>>1945327she took the ftm transition too far
No.1945329
the first ftm incel mass shooting
its about time
No.1945330
actually the second
No.1945331
ahem the third
No.1945333
if i lived in the olden days i would be like no father i am not getting a job i wish to compose poetry and perform on my lute
No.1945334
i wouldnt be able to get comfortable near a chimp anything could set them off and make them go travismode
No.1945335
father i intend to devote my waking hours unto the study of the ancient greek literature
No.1945336
father i will be in the drawing room playing checkers with my friends until supper do not disturb me
No.1945338
>>1945332look at the fella go
No.1945339
>>1945319lol i almost posted about this before i went back to nap. i had only seen news stories that were saying a woman did the shooting and i was like "damn a woman shooter that doesnt happen a lot"
No.1945340
>>1945337just like me when i give myself a bad cut
No.1945342
take em to a cobbler man!
No.1945343
tell mom to mind her own business
No.1945344
>>1945341fix them up with the leather from your farmer neighbor
No.1945346
moms dont GET it
No.1945347
if this was the 1800s youd have the abilities to restore those shoes
No.1945348
this is what technology took from you
No.1945349
she forced her way into my room and threw them away without telling me and now im supposed to go buy new ones but i cant because now i have no shoes so i dont know what to do
No.1945350
tis but a simple fixup job
No.1945352
>>1945349ok ngl thats fucked
thats hella fucked im so sorry this is the situation you are in
No.1945353
feel bad for this guy whose mom tossed his shoes
my mom threw away my favorite sweatpants.. you never get over it
No.1945354
im back after being gone for 9 years 341 days and 3 minutes
No.1945356
think it would feel good to get a pedicure but i dont want to get hiv from going to a gook nail salon
No.1945358
you fatcats didn't eat your plankton
No.1945359
>>1945357american women are so damn ugly
No.1945360
isnt 100k like half a regular yearly salary in america
why is she saying it as if its an achievement
No.1945361
one of the old mama-sans will say to her cute gook daughter
>you go do that handsome mans nails, and remember to smile!
and she charms you with her demur eastern manners and you ask her on a date… get a pedicure man!
No.1945362
a nice oriental pedicure lady with a hot daughter…..
No.1945363
mom loves coming into our room and moving stuff
No.1945364
there will be a strict no moms rule at the mansion
No.1945365
hmm have to do something at 7pm but itll only take 45 minutes
No.1945366
what if one of us gets a girlposter pregnant
No.1945367
now on top of throwing my shoes out shes throwing out my clothes and telling me i need to buy new clothes to get ready for getting a job since covids over
No.1945368
>>1945367tell her gaming is your job man
No.1945369
good thing we're getting into fashion. you'll be the trendiest guy on the job market with those dior shorts
No.1945370
>>1945367oh man oh no oh fuck please tell me you are making this up
No.1945371
when my mom is tired of my 15yo clothes she just tosses them out but also buys me new ones
she knows i would never go buy them myself
im basically still a baby
No.1945372
>>1945366our girl posters aren't
birthing people No.1945373
when i look back at all the choices ive made in my life i realize im just one of those pathetic loser burnouts that you used to hear about as a kid and wonder how they fucked up so bad
No.1945374
did flash retire retire from broodwar?
No.1945375
tadaima~
No.1945376
order some online
No.1945377
>>1945374i think he's still in the military
No.1945378
>>1945373same but i havent fucked up that badly yet
No.1945379
2025…we're turning things around…
No.1945380
2030… that's gonna be our year…
No.1945383
>>1945370im trying to hide from her outside in the shed im on the wifi using the family ipad
No.1945384
that shed is now your new home
No.1945385
need some closed back headphones
No.1945386
>>1945385thats gonna heem your hearing man
No.1945387
i just need something to drown out all the noise
No.1945389
CIAniggers blasting birdsounds out of speakers outside this doods house and he's buggin 🤣
No.1945391
we do be getting gangstalked in here fr
No.1945394
>>1945378yea i mean im not a druggie or been to jail but id 100% be homeless if not for mom and dad being such pushovers
No.1945395
>>1945392ewwww man come on
No.1945396
>>1945393damn that guy in the poster is just like me
No.1945397
>>1945392i can just do that with my ear syringe
No.1945398
>>1945392if they made something like this for butts us gaybros would be all over it
No.1945401
>>1945399really makes me wanna finish my certs…………..
No.1945403
>>1945400the netizens are brutal
No.1945404
>3. [+60, -2] What's the point in wearing Dior if no one around you can even recognize it…
this says so much about the foid mentality
they really dont enjoy anything outside of how their peers see them for it
No.1945405
>>1945401what ones do you have
No.1945406
how high on the fashion tier is dior
No.1945407
>>1945403to be fair shes probably the fattest girl in the entire country because she isnt malnourished
No.1945409
whats kim jong un's wife look like
No.1945410
surprisingly shes not even that hot
No.1945411
surprised he hasnt kidnapped an idol
No.1945412
id settle for his sister
No.1945413
theres no way he doesnt have a sea of concubines that he fucks all the time
No.1945414
do you really think the supreme leader would be unfaithful to his wife?
No.1945415
yeah
No.1945417
bored again
No.1945418
*slides you the good book*
No.1945419
the gook gook
No.1945420
harry potter?
No.1945421
listening to matt and shane has me lusting for cider
No.1945422
FOOLISH SAMURAI
No.1945425
my gook is a reasonable man
No.1945428
the futures gonna be so cool and amazing soon we just gotta hold on
No.1945429
>>1945428its gonna be worse man everything is ogre
No.1945430
technologychads we will win again
farmchuds seething
No.1945432
>>1945428and by the future we mean one hour cuz thats when gura hops on minecraft
No.1945433
loser ^
No.1945435
my mind is unreadable
No.1945437
all i want you to do is by my gook
my gook
No.1945441
>>1945440hmmmmmmmm not sure i would settle tbh
No.1945443
she looks closer to 40
No.1945446
She gonna cry when the oil spits and gets on her titties 😂
No.1945448
>>1945444i like a woman that can gook
No.1945449
what the hell is that? 😆😆😆
No.1945450
megane i deduct 4 hotness points
bringing this gook down to a 5 at best
No.1945451
opening day is in 5 days
No.1945454
>>1945452what is this
genshin 2?
No.1945455
a spirit of national masochism prevails, encouraged by an effete corp of impudent snobs who characterize themselves as intellectuals
No.1945456
>>1945454no its tower of fantasy 2
No.1945457
that looks exactly
and i mean exactly
like genshin shitpact
No.1945459
(polish subs)
No.1945460
isnt genshin a chink gatcha game
why is someone copying chink stuff now
have we really come full circle
No.1945461
https://www.twitch.tv/mino56im having a nice dinner with this nip rn
No.1945462
https://www.twitch.tv/camilleclicksim playing some wow with this hot girl right now
No.1945463
would it be lying to aggressively pursue a woman
No.1945466
need john goodmans fat ass to bust into my room and bring me the banana boat
No.1945467
>>1945464230M+ Total PC Customers
this has to be a bullshit stat
theres no fucking way lol
No.1945468
does twitch really take over half of the sub money
No.1945470
>>1945462we should join her group and then leave once she starts the key
No.1945472
paladin used lay on hands because she got double leaped by the mana sabers
No.1945473
The Epic Games Store Free Games program had another strong year in 2022. Many developers and publishers partnered with us to bring our users 99 free games worth $2,240 USD
holy shit!
No.1945474
>>1945467hardcore players have multiple accounts + china is the largest market for gamers.
No.1945475
>>1945440it's not like people make bots to keep making accounts and claim the free games then sell the accounts after
No.1945476
>>1945473all those games were shit
No.1945477
>>1945475thanks for the mistaken reply!
No.1945479
why bother taking the free epic games when you cant show your steam friends that youre playing it
No.1945480
so someone just gifted 50 subs in a 350 viewer stream and i didnt get one >:(
No.1945481
the odds of that are like 1 in a million
No.1945482
just ran the numbers thats about right
No.1945483
someone fact check those odds that cant be right
No.1945484
wait why am i not playing wow right now
No.1945487
>>1945468affiliate is 50/50 if you're a partner it gets better, big streamers have like 70/30 or higher
No.1945489
how u doin mon
No.1945490
>>1945485is this ghost in the shell
No.1945491
im not smart enough for seinanfelds
No.1945492
stay away from de voodoo
No.1945494
i miss toon that guy was funny
not toss or kyle funny but still
No.1945495
dont tell me i merged into a dimension where we lost toon
No.1945496
he succumbed to aids unfortunately
No.1945498
if they had left him alone for longer he would have become too powerful
No.1945499
that male outlier? toon
No.1945500
these trolls are so gosh damn funny im so glad i went with a troll
who you be mon
No.1945501
190 times in 15 minutes that guy just kept pressing the button over and over again
No.1945502
he was shockmaxxing
solitudecels dont understand
No.1945503
i simply wouldnt press the button
No.1945504
shrimple as that
No.1945505
>>1945444i like how regular she looks you can really imagine that this is your own gook girlfriend flashing you at her parents house
No.1945506
meditate for 15m?
ezpz
No.1945508
id probably shock myself just because you dont get many chances in life to casually shock yourself in a controlled environment
i can easily wallstare for 15 minutes need be its just that thats not the point
No.1945510
finally finished my pecan sandies time to go shopping tomorrow
No.1945511
he wants us to make fun of him
No.1945512
tuck seems like he'd get off on that
No.1945513
did camilleclicks time that 21 court of stars?
No.1945514
youre not supposed to say the faggot word anymore its a serious slur nowdays
No.1945515
>cucker defending tiktok
cringe
No.1945516
>>1945515bro yer retarded
No.1945518
>>1945517roasted my nigga
No.1945519
local hs got a bomb threat…
No.1945520
>>1945517read that as IU
but that second tweet was cool
No.1945521
kids love calling in bomb threats for a quick day off
No.1945522
bomb threats arent a big deal i know kids who did that
No.1945523
>>1945516your brain is broken dude
No.1945524
kids used to stink bomb all the time no threats tho
No.1945525
why does police still respond to bomb threats
have there even been any bombings in the last few decades
No.1945526
justify their budgets
No.1945528
i found out how to make the fertilizer bombs finally
No.1945530
gura is manic tonight
No.1945532
i need to get closa
No.1945534
>>1945531in one of those VR chat interviews i like so much a guy who fought in syria just explained how they make the different IED's
No.1945535
>>1945533it do be like that
get get get get got got got got
No.1945537
u gook?
No.1945538
*cant stop staring at minji*
No.1945539
get get get get gook gook gook gook
No.1945540
cookie is kind of a yikesy song for minors to be singing…
No.1945541
i always skip that one out of respect
No.1945542
same when theyre 18+ ill listen to cookie
No.1945543
is cookie being a spicy word only a cultural thing in the west though?
No.1945544
*gets lost in minjis beauty*
No.1945545
im sure some koreans know theyre pretty westernized
No.1945546
i remember netz were pretty yiked out by that one too so im pretty sure they know whats up
No.1945547
thought about the fox and the hound and got a bit teary-eyed desu
No.1945548
U___U
No.1945549
we'll be friends forever, right roger (i forget the foxes name)
No.1945550
never seen it..
No.1945551
do you think we are gonna be friends forever
No.1945552
i remembered one of them was named todd
No.1945554
have until the end of next month to find a job and my own place or im being kicked out
No.1945555
Skye8088 gifted 3 months of Tier 1 to DinomiteTwins! They've given 4,079 Gift Subs in the channel!
what the fuck
4k gift subs
isnt that like 20k bucks
No.1945557
>>1945555nothing compared to what kwintus dropped on anna
No.1945558
you should get a data entry job and secretly have ai do everything for you
No.1945559
>>1945553is she gonna drink both of those or what
No.1945561
fackin kweentu
No.1945562
>>1945554welcome to the real world sonny
No.1945563
>>1945558im 47 and have no none zero job experience no resume i cant focus or work on anything unless im medicated due to my condition which no work place will honor
No.1945564
>>1945554you have to stall until 2025 (our breakout year)
No.1945565
they refuse to honor our condition?
this means war
No.1945566
if my parents kicked me out id kiss my sister to teach them a lesson
No.1945567
>>1945563go work at mcdonalds man
No.1945568
>>1945563get on autismbucks
No.1945569
i dont know if i die skipperd this.
https://twitter.com/rpnickson/status/1639813074176679938that youtuber charlie penguinz0 had some alg reacting to this clip is where i just saw it. its just more ai shit people are buzzing over (using the voice models like in the biden/drumpf algs, but to make music, they're getting real close to being good enough)
No.1945570
you dont understand man i cant work i have a condition where if i dont want to do something i have a hard time focusing and getting the motivation to do it i have to smoke and drink to just get motivated at all to do anything
No.1945571
dont understand that ai post. penguinzero? the president? what?
No.1945572
hey how come youtube stopped recommending me presidents play mario kart and rank fast food slop videos
No.1945573
>>1945569it still doesnt sound like ye
ai voice is 90% there atm, maybe in a year or two
No.1945574
>>1945570and that condition is called
john cena No.1945575
>>1945571i saw a youtuber discussing this twitter post.
i decided to just link the twitter post
all those weird words are his names
No.1945577
>all those weird words are his names
sounds like witchcraft
No.1945578
just like in Valorant
No.1945579
fps games shouldnt have radar
No.1945580
>>1945571he means charlie, the manlet dude with long hair who threatened another guy with his guns.
No.1945581
who is charlie and whats he doing with the president and ai
No.1945582
*gifts 4k subs*
No.1945583
>>1945579except if you call in uav
No.1945584
For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.
One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".
Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.
I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.
No.1945585
thinking about getting into euphoria anybody watched it?
No.1945586
that cartoon where the guy fucks and kills girls?
No.1945587
the netflix show with the trannies?
No.1945588
i think that was nightmare on elmstreet euphoria is the zendaya hbo show
No.1945589
no maybe it was one of those vn games that they based anime on
No.1945592
okay what about white lotus you seen that one? i hear alot of buzz about the writing
No.1945593
i liked white lotus but its very zogged in spots
No.1945594
>>1945573music producers will also be tinkering afterwards and meet the ai software halfway. what how good what that guy played just then would be good for is producers/songwriters to make demos of songs for an artist to choose from. like for people like Tswift
No.1945596
why cant it be
No.1945597
good to hear…
No.1945598
my fingernails are always dirty etc
No.1945599
why are you fingernails always dirty
meth?
No.1945600
>>1945596my hands would get all sweaty u__u
No.1945601
by 1971 nearly 1 out of every 5 american servicemen in vietnam was a heroin addict
No.1945602
wonder the percentage of guys who got their dicks wet in teenage gook pussy in nam
No.1945605
do you ever just eat a spoonful of the chalk for fun
No.1945606
i get sweaty hands but i dont want chalk powder on everything
No.1945607
>>1945604what are you doing up so late
No.1945608
>>1945607just called my parents
in bed about to sleep thought id check the thread just before dozing off
also gamers ruined my sleep schedule
No.1945609
did he fuck you too hard?
No.1945610
>>1945603this post is a lie
No.1945613
>>1945608*tucks you in and gives you a goodnight kiss on the forehead*
No.1945615
>>1945614god i want it so bad
No.1945616
bitch looks like nurgle
No.1945618
>>1945601and at least 50%? had tried it i think
>>1945602as many as who wanted to. there were troop approved brothels that had our medics testing the girls.
i love this clip so much
https://youtu.be/h577P2cerL4?t=2709 No.1945619
>>1945610it isnt a lie, i always use the cold water method except for 2x. i just wanted to post the chalk thing to be a douche
No.1945620
my grocery list is
ground beef
potatoes
onions
eggs
milk
cheese
what am i missing
No.1945621
lying in bed fucking gooks with your boys just 2 feet away…
No.1945622
cookies soda cleaning wipes
No.1945624
https://old.reddit.com/r/AsiansGoneWild/look at this reddit man its filled with naked gooks
No.1945625
*slips on over to old dot reddit*
No.1945626
i hate the dumb teasy titles
No.1945627
think im going back to four gym days a week
No.1945629
i hate having a job
i'll never be free from the wagecage x__x
No.1945630
whats the point of looking at a bunch of naked 3d foids when 2d ones like
>>1945614 brutally mog them in every imaginable way
No.1945631
they need to add gacha elements to your job
No.1945632
>>1945628latina titties and butt…
No.1945633
i like my job it just doesnt have anything to do with what i went to school for
but every job in that field actually sucks ass in comparison to my current job
No.1945634
>>1945630thats a cartoon
i dont have anything against cartoon girls i pound off to em regularly but 3d is also nice real girls have big boobies and butts too
No.1945635
crazy that like 5's can make money being online whores
No.1945636
we already figured out that latinas hit the wall and get quite fat soon thereafter
No.1945637
>>1945636its once they start pumping out the babies
No.1945638
i cant go to the gym more than 2 times a week or else ill get too huge and wont be able to wear normal clothes anymore
No.1945639
>>1945630word especially when theyve got massive futa dongs
No.1945641
just skip leg day thats the only part that really effects (affects i dunno whatever) the clothes
once the thighs start gettin megabig its ogre sweatpants forever
No.1945642
thats not modern warfare
No.1945643
my future modern warfare girlfriend…
No.1945644
we have megabig thighs and we're okay with that
No.1945646
we actually want to get enormous
No.1945647
guys love my big muscled thighs
No.1945648
>2459 subs
damn
No.1945649
>>1945624only one decent one on the front page. abysmal
No.1945652
re4make does look pretty sick…
No.1945653
im boycotting that game
No.1945654
why? i think it looks cool
No.1945657
those creatures look hideous
No.1945658
goofy
worldofwarcraft
gamer
name a better combo
No.1945660
camilleclicks isnt hideous shes hot we like her
No.1945661
>>1945659that's your dealbreaker huh
No.1945663
my deal breaker? her 200 pound stinky pig body
No.1945665
imagine being named archibald and not becoming a professor or a symphony conductor or a master of the arcane arts
No.1945667
wed call you archy
No.1945670
is that ai?
No.1945671
>>1945666insane how normalized being a complete whore is in our society
No.1945673
>>1945669actually thats an apustaja tattoo
No.1945676
>>1945669i was eating man
wtf
No.1945677
gleepy meet me in chappaquiddick ive found the secret of the mummy's curse
No.1945678
so the diablo nonsense is over for 3 months why isnt the wow token going down..
No.1945681
itachi is cool…
No.1945682
>>1945678its not going down until months after d4 is released man
No.1945683
Grimes reveals she has changed the name of her and Elon Musk’s daughter from Exa to a question mark symbol:
“She’s ‘Y’ now, or ‘Why?’ or just ‘?’”
No.1945684
As for all men who shall enter this my tomb… impure… there will be judgment… an end shall be made for him… I shall seize his neck like a bird… I shall cast the fear of myself into him
damn thats cool as hell why dont modern gravestones have warnings like this on them
No.1945685
because thats old god magic curses weve mostly forgotten how to cast those
No.1945686
pad could tell you a thing or two about curses
No.1945687
>>1945683this bitch is retarted
No.1945691
think im gonna watch startrek (2009) instead of breaking bad tonight
No.1945692
someone link the shrek movie mp4
No.1945693
>>1945691did you watch fly yet
No.1945694
>>1945693i watched the first 10 minutes and the last 5 minutes, skipped all the shit in the middle
finished s3 and watched the first ep of s4
No.1945696
>>1945694uhhh rian johnson worked really hard on that episode you cant just skip it
No.1945698
>i watched the first 10 minutes and the last 5 minutes, skipped all the shit in the middle
oh no no no
No.1945702
wrote and deleted like 5 mindless posts i guess im bored
No.1945703
type them all back up and post it
No.1945704
*pushes the button*
No.1945705
you have my curiosity
No.1945706
love mindless posts
No.1945707
i thought the saying was boots on the ground
No.1945708
gooks on the ground
No.1945709
dog in the oven
dog in the oven
lookin like a gook with a dog in the oven
No.1945710
no… not my heckin good boys…
No.1945711
mindless gook indulgence
No.1945712
cant believe lana del rey wrote a&w the greatest song ever made
No.1945713
lana del rey yup shes a gamer like us
No.1945714
oh yea whats her main on wow?
No.1945715
whats with all these girls who play world of warcraft
No.1945716
everybody loves wow
No.1945717
girls love wow
No.1945718
lana del rey feels like shed play a female human priest
No.1945719
they really do
No.1945720
girls dont love wow they just love attention and destroying male spaces
No.1945721
lana del rey is a troll warrior shes just like me
No.1945722
wow is a space for everyone not just males
No.1945724
wow is a space for males and female mw
No.1945725
wow is fembrained
No.1945726
in a way gaming is fembrained
No.1945727
smoking weed and juggling is mascbrained
No.1945728
smoking weed is like putting a dick in your mouth and drinking cumsmoke so its fembrained for sure
No.1945729
>>1945727how long should you spend on the 2 ball part of juggling? i've never put more than 5 minutes into it
No.1945730
work the 2 balls until your partner ejaculates xD
No.1945731
as long as you need bb juggling is a journey not a destination
No.1945732
bean bag?
No.1945733
>>19457292 ball is the foundation of a lot of formations in 3 and 4 ball so it's important to practice it even if it's super boring
No.1945735
not lmao
No.1945737
plucked alot of my eyebrow out guess im stressing out haha
No.1945738
haha i pluck hair sometimes too not my eyebrows tho
No.1945740
ho-kay
so heres the world alright
No.1945741
theres a video in that thread of a bear hitting itself in the nuts with some sort of wire
No.1945742
a real classic
No.1945743
>>1945739chris columbus the goated potter director
No.1945746
you do NOT run your hands under water because they are sweaty
you do NOT cover your hands in chalk in order to game
i dont believe you
No.1945747
thanks for the late response!
No.1945748
late responses are the soul of the comm
they show we really care about each other
No.1945749
who wants to do this +5 temple with my resto druid
No.1945750
i should do 2 more keys on my paladin to get the chest but i dont care
No.1945751
>>1945750come on bro lets get that loot!
No.1945752
heroic raid gear is so bad anyway unless you get one of the like three really good trinkets
plus arent they doing the timewalking for the next two months that all give heroic caches
No.1945753
this used book i bought off amazon came with a bookmark :)
No.1945754
>>1945752i still havent gotten the brood trinket man
No.1945756
what book?
No.1945759
the book gook
No.1945760
damn i wish i had the endurance/fortitude of a bear
No.1945761
i got an 8 shadowmoon now who wants to come!
No.1945762
ISRAEL CIVIL WAR: LOL | America First Ep. 1136
No.1945764
slept cutely :3
No.1945765
China reports human case of H3N8 bird flu
No.1945766
this again?
No.1945767
told my bf i was hungry & thirty and he called me a 'tamagachi bitch'
No.1945769
>>194576730 year old man with gray hair…………
No.1945771
>being a tryhard for a beta
No.1945772
tadaima~
No.1945773
okaeri~
No.1945774
was gura on meth tonight or did her double stream for her
No.1945775
craving little caesars
No.1945777
one more hour
one more long hour
No.1945779
>>1945611i cant stand this channel
No.1945781
she will know if you dont…
No.1945782
mom asked to borrow $200 from me
No.1945784
*equips cat ears*
No.1945785
>>1945784what about your tail…
No.1945786
>>1945779what did they do to u
No.1945787
>>1945786they pause constantly and add nothing
No.1945788
nothing to play
No.1945789
well well well would you look at the time
No.1945790
>>1945783alk btfo this retard
>>1945768 No.1945791
>>1945487>>1945468even more
from 3 subs i get US$4.27
and during the payout they will give even less due to taxes or some shit
that's why i'll probably remove affiliation bullshit and just stream adsfree
fuck twitch bunch of jews
No.1945792
>>1945791meowdalyn has 700 subs
No.1945794
>>1945783>youll play this game for a week maybe two and then youll realize oh im just a hamster in a hamsterwheelthe arpgoblin is waking up to his reality
No.1945795
im the hamster and im in my wheel because tomorrow is vault day on wow!
No.1945796
>>1945791bro we stopped watching twitch when they added unskippable ads…
just stream on youtube…
No.1945797
>>1945795why do you only get a certain day to open your vault how does it work
No.1945799
nothing wrong with being a hamster in a hamsterwheel for a few weeks if you'll have fun with the campaign
but constant clickity click click grinding every single day just for a 1% upgrade? don't be like wowtiscticbros
>>1945796when you sign up for an affiliate then you get unskippable ads, i was thinking about restream.io, that way you can stream on two platforms at the same time
No.1945800
d2 created the arpg genre and its simultaneously the worst thing to ever happen to it because now everybody thinks an arpg needs to be replayable for eternity and have never ending endgame
the only way to save the arpg genre is to make a game that intentionally has an endpoint, theres a campaign, you work through it and when you kill the final boss theres nothing else to do but start over
No.1945801
>>1945797tuesday is reset day for all the raid and dungeon lockouts. it started in legion when it came out in 2016 where you got a piece of loot that was based on the highest level mythic plus you did for the week to where it is now where you can choose a piece of loot depending on how many mythic pluses you did or how many bosses you killed in the raid
No.1945802
>>1945797you have one week to grind for the better item reward in the chest that you can only open once a week
the harder dungeons, raids and pvp battles you finish, the better gear you get
idk why our wowbros don't play pvp tho it's like they're scared
No.1945803
i look forward to about 3 to 4 things every week and cracking my vault is one of them
No.1945804
cracking the vault
dnd session
seeing what flavor the new tub of icecream is
extended home alone time for a nice jack
these are the moments i live for
No.1945806
>08
looks to me you pvped when you had someone to carry you :)
No.1945807
dont use the brapper esque harasser smiley face at her
No.1945809
holy shit its ol billy boy in breaking bad!
No.1945812
>>1945809wtf youre already in season 4?
No.1945814
>>1945812yea i kinda went crazy last night
i skimmed through fly and then watched the rest of s3 and the first ep of s4
No.1945815
>>1945814its gonna suck when you finish it because the show is awesome
No.1945816
anyone want to come bring an alt to my +8 shadowmoon burial grounds?
No.1945817
ok let me log on
No.1945818
>>1945817our group filled
No.1945819
>>1945815not any more than itd suck to be sitting here not watching it
No.1945820
we should cook man
No.1945821
cook more like cock lol
No.1945823
man i got a feeling something bigs about to happen……..
No.1945824
youre premonition was correct
*takes a big shit*
No.1945825
no man… s4 ep4…… bullet points
No.1945827
wait a second
No.1945830
>>1945828oh my god and im about to sleep
cant wait for the clips…
No.1945831
i refuse to believe we have so many manchildren in our comm
No.1945833
wish the holoshit stuff was a joke
No.1945837
there's a ps5 on my desk and i have to work for the next 6 hours, sigh…
No.1945838
opening day on saturday
stanley cup playoffs start in 3 weeks
us sportsbros are winning again
No.1945839
>>1945837does ps5 have game pass?
No.1945840
>>1945833+1
at first i thought it was but nope, its like an advanced form of brain deterioration when you cant even find childrens cartoons entertaining anymore or something
No.1945841
>childrens cartoons
redundant man
No.1945842
>>1945839it has ps plus premium / extra / essential subscriptions, idk if that's the same as a game pass or not
https://www.playstation.com/en-us/ps-plus/#subscriptions No.1945844
>>1945843you can get essentials for $59.99
No.1945845
hmmm might finish my job earlier today so i could game armored core all day…
No.1945846
armored snore the one thing more boring than a job
No.1945847
im never getting a job man
No.1945848
>>1945846it's better than dank souls and elder shit that's for sure
No.1945849
this is the experience of being an american sipper
No.1945850
>>1945847you will end up like him
>>1945554you need to get a job man
No.1945851
>>1945850my job is playing video games!
No.1945852
that wont bring food on your table son
No.1945854
mom gives me an ultimatum? i jump off the dam
No.1945857
lol mom returned something she used my debit card to buy on amazon so im up 49 bucks on her and shes asking to borrow 220 from me too
im just gonna fuck around with her life shes so poor and stupid
No.1945858
>>1945857whats your fucking problem man
No.1945859
>>1945857don't scam your mom
No.1945861
mom needs to get a job
No.1945862
i want a bf
No.1945863
i still have the "when are you going to die already" chambered as the ultimate nuke to drop on my mom when she pisses me off
No.1945864
be nice to your mum
No.1945865
>>1945863the absolute state of an average american guy
No.1945866
im a bad person
No.1945867
well im not so be nice
No.1945869
theyre getting owned by some 13 year old that soloed ender dragon in 30 minutes
No.1945870
sandro is heeming me
No.1945871
i gotta clean my apartment for an inspection but i'm feelin it. i've been making all these cleaning moves that are going to come together soon
No.1945874
i think theres mice in the floor i hear something scurrying
No.1945875
>>1945874look along the edges of the floor or next to the trash for little black grains of rice that are mousepoop
No.1945876
>>1945873why are you excited? its not like you understand what shes saying
No.1945880
food is almost here
No.1945881
nene is so funny and beautiful and talented its almost unfair to other girls
No.1945883
*noms my slice of carrot cake that i got for nenes bday*
No.1945886
>>1945879wow sister princess and golden time good nenecchi taste
No.1945887
omg its a full gen link up
No.1945888
theyre such good friends
No.1945891
>>1945889wanna play factorio?
No.1945892
zii do an all croatian stream and get excited when you talk and you'll be just like a holo.
>>1945891its an old lame response but i havent beat the tutorial etc. i dont own the game either for multipeep
No.1945893
cant find the scissors that i floss with :/
No.1945895
>>1945892lets do the tutorial!
No.1945898
just let him poop outside
No.1945899
i need to supervise him outside it isn't safe
No.1945900
>>1945897cast speak with animals
No.1945901
your cat might be retarded
No.1945903
>>1945897get a squirt bottle and spray him whenever he does that
No.1945907
>>1945904ayo this nigga transitioned into dylan klebold 😂😂😂😂💯💯💯💯💯💯
No.1945908
fuck you aaron children died
No.1945909
the 2 factors i can think of are that tennessee is the state matt walsh got the no trooning treatments for kids bill passed and theyre all stirred up. and it was a christian school bitch used to go are the basic narrative. maybe they want to inspire antifags and troons to get shooting to accelerate things
No.1945910
>>1945906
6dead?
#natty
No.1945911
children die everyday
cringe ftm shooter? now that's a rarity
No.1945912
toot ban aaron
No.1945913
toot dont ban aaron hes my friend
No.1945914
im not your friend
No.1945915
female mass shooter manifesto? what's that look like? 10 pages of "nothing's wrong, i'm fine"
*pauses for applause*
No.1945916
aaron hasnt been the same since the incident
No.1945920
>>1945918how can a thing like spell have a 93% 5 star rating with 8k reviews? all the spells are rated like that.
No.1945921
magic is real deal with it moid
No.1945922
i accept that its real im just surprised. even normal products on amazon have retards giving 1 star reviews because UPS broke it
No.1945923
why do you accept that it is real retard
No.1945924
i have experience with magic and magical objects
No.1945925
>>1945920you can just pay for etsy reviews
No.1945926
which just takes a few wealth spells to cover
No.1945928
because its fake dumbass
No.1945929
then its false advertising :)
No.1945930
so sue them
No.1945931
maybe i will :)
No.1945932
you look cute when you smile
No.1945933
>>1945927we need to start this kind of racket
No.1945938
>>1945936>>1945935i bought a spell to kill you both
No.1945940
what are disarming me for bozo
No.1945942
just bought a counter spell for pando and toon
there were good reviews so you guys are safe dont worry
No.1945945
>>1945941etna is so erotic
i would eat her little cun cun all night long
No.1945947
didnt we have a wandbro here?
No.1945948
gihm
No.1945949
face feels a little puffy this morning gonna put on my ice mask while i do my crunches (i can do 1000 now)
No.1945950
ok (noone asked)
No.1945951
i did
No.1945953
bf who asked and cares
No.1945955
maybe ill start making my own pita bread
No.1945956
NPR just called the KelTec Sub2k "an assault style weapon". lol. lmao even
No.1945957
shut up amlitzer
No.1945958
not that cute boy…
No.1945959
i definitely know what that means
No.1945961
i expected so much better from npr
No.1945963
>>1945962toon you seeing htis?
No.1945964
*opps on you*
No.1945965
someone in my wow dungeon group thinks im a girl and im playing along
No.1945966
you do give off feminine vibes
No.1945967
oh wow genshinbros on the alchemy table i didnt notice the drop down menu to change the color of the gems you transmute. this whole time i thought it was stuck on blue/red only or something weird i hadnt unlocked
No.1945968
>>1945308thanks dropped a dislike 👎
No.1945972
uninstalled tiktok from my phone
No.1945974
tiktoks great though
No.1945975
i kept getting ones that i've already seen and i was like this shit is bad for my brain
No.1945976
i dont want you kids using that tiktok
No.1945977
ok boomer!
No.1945978
thanks dad
No.1945979
ive never tok'd
No.1945980
time to check the vault bros!
No.1945981
sleepy boy >_<
No.1945982
only 4 days left in march and noodledude still hasnt dropped the pmv…
No.1945983
next friday something big is happening
No.1945985
yeah its called the weekend
No.1945986
wonder what was in that guys vault…
No.1945987
it was garbage from the raid and then two 421 cloaks and shoulders so i took the cloak for a 6 ilvl upgrade!
No.1945988
>>1945982i hate that i understand this sentence
No.1945991
cant wait until we all get old and by then every doctor is a poo in loo jeet
No.1945993
>>1945968come on man we like zii
he’s a REAL gamer unlike you
No.1945996
tab back in kwintu
No.1945998
China reports human case of H3N8 bird flu
LFG!!!!
No.1945999
they call me the noodleman
i drop pmv (peaceful motion validation)
No.1946000
>>1945997retard talks like a baby
No.1946001
hes more eloquent than some posters here
No.1946002
why dont people want kids anymore they are so cool
No.1946003
zii tries his best ok?
No.1946004
whats the difference between mid and carry
doesnt mid also carry
No.1946005
what does kwintu even get out of being annoying idgi
No.1946006
good morning bros!!!
No.1946007
gm what are you gonna do to make today a great day
No.1946008
nyahello~
No.1946010
they get arrested?
No.1946011
that shits fake bro
No.1946012
Episode 3 was removed by YouTube. The contestant in episode 2 unalived himself so it's been removed out of respect for the family.
No.1946015
>>1946014it do be like that
No.1946016
pando i love you babe
may i ask you something babe
does your mom and dad know you are gay
pando does your mom and dad know you are gay
babe i love you
my sexy boyfriend pando
i love pando
XOXO XOXO love you
pando
love you
No.1946018
humans love to sort and organize algorithms are in our blood
No.1946021
are you expecited to have a conversation like that with your parents that seems so weird
No.1946022
>>1946013thats sad the dude is clearly mentally handicapped he needs a guardian
No.1946023
have you heard of this singer taylor swift ive been getting into her lately shes fantastic
No.1946027
i wonder if mom and dad have noticed that i havnt asked for a new tube of toothpaste from the store in a decade
how long is a tube normally supposed to last
No.1946028
amlitzer? pretty cool guy if i do say so myself
No.1946029
huge -1
No.1946030
tempted to cap these $900 dior shorts…
No.1946031
hot saucebro you up?
dad left his ale house domestic blend habanero hot sauce out should i try a little bit?
No.1946032
thats dads hotsauce
No.1946033
yea well he left it out
i tried it on a cheezit and dipped my tongue in a drop, it wasnt crazy hot and kinda tasted good
No.1946035
holy shit skadoodle is super jumping onto the blue dumpster outside of long doors!
No.1946037
so desu ne~~
No.1946038
toot whats the deal with using a metal to catalyze a reaction
that seems like black magic like whats up with that
No.1946039
im a thirty year old man
No.1946040
keep getting bad connections on slip :|
No.1946041
chicken tender bacon burgers were bogo at publix so thats my lunch along with my protein smoothie
No.1946042
when the burgers are bogo we load up
No.1946043
is on slip new zoomer lingo
No.1946044
WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER
No.1946045
making the ai do more tinder lines even though the last one didnt get a reply
No.1946046
when she got that slip?
No.1946047
you have to prompt it right get ai in the mood yknow
No.1946048
bro you dont want to go on tinder dates
girls just treat them as meal tickets and then bring the leftovers back home for the guy theyre fucking
No.1946049
tinder
the modern meat market
just imagine how many dicks those girls have already had inside them
No.1946050
Based on the profile description
>I need someone to share everything I can and leave me at the moment when I need him the most
here's a potential two-liner that could be rated a 7 out of 10:
>Hey, I couldn't help but notice your profile. Want to share everything with me? I promise not to leave you when you need me the most. Let's chat and see where things go.
…8 out of 10:
>"Hey there, I admire your desire to share everything with someone special. I'm looking for that kind of deep connection too. Want to grab a drink and see if we click?"
… 9 out of 10:
>"Hey there, your profile caught my eye, and I couldn't agree more with the sentiment of needing someone to share everything with. Let's grab a coffee and see if we have that connection we both need."
..10 out of 10:
>"Hey, your profile really resonated with me. I appreciate your honesty and vulnerability in expressing what you're looking for. Let's go on an adventure together and see if we can build the kind of trust and support you're seeking."
… 3 out 10:
>"Your profile is interesting, but I prefer someone independent and not needy. If you're up for something light and fun, let's talk and see if we match."
No.1946051
for me its 7 but im a needy shy bottom
No.1946052
your busted roast beef flaps really resonated with me
No.1946054
from that you can tell they have like a folder for HUMAN EMOTION words and it just grabs one at random based on prompts chilling to see our most important expressions reduced to an if/or line of java
No.1946055
>>1946050these all sound really desperate and are making my pussy dry out
tell the ai to be less of a redditor
No.1946056
*cunt punts you*
quiet wench
No.1946057
took a 3 hour nap
No.1946058
I apologize if my previous response seemed too "Reddit-like." Here's an alternative message that's more direct and to the point:
"Hey, I noticed your profile and I'm intrigued. I'm looking for someone who's strong and independent, and who doesn't need constant support. If you're up for a challenge and want to see where things go, let's chat."
Given the context of the profile description, this message could be rated around 8 or 9 out of 10. It acknowledges the individual's desire for connection while also expressing a preference for strength and independence. The message is direct and to the point, which may catch their attention and encourage a response.
No.1946059
tell it to come off as kind of an asshole girls like that
No.1946060
strong and independent are red flags
No.1946061
tars turn up the misogyny meter by 53%
No.1946062
so glad i dont have to deal with women
No.1946067
were not so different from the chinks after all
No.1946068
wish we had a culture like japan's
No.1946069
same especially the general acceptance and appreciation of loli art
No.1946070
imagine a society with no petty crime and everyone respects you and your luggage at least outwardly
No.1946071
told the ai to be like ryan gosling so im going with that
No.1946072
did you specify ryan gosling from Drive this is critical
No.1946074
u up
No.1946076
maybe change your strategy
see if it can do humor girls like to be made to laugh
No.1946077
just ask her if she wants to go to your low key gallery opening tell her there will be free snacks and drinks then when she shows up at the bar tell her you lied
No.1946078
>>1946077thats a great plan actually go with this
just start straight up lying to women
No.1946080
>>1946066what about the fat black lady in murrica
takes her like a minute to get 2 suitcases and she tosses them 10 ft down the chute instead of placing it at the top
No.1946083
(we read kafka here)
No.1946084
if demons came out now wed be able to recognise them but if theyre using ai technology and normalize fucked up images and faces then they can enter into our world
No.1946085
demons have been here for thousands of years already
No.1946086
this is gonna be different
No.1946087
ye shall know them by their works
No.1946089
stop uploading big files we are guests upon this server
No.1946091
short hair no ass or thighs torso too long
would not settle
No.1946092
yeah that about sums it up
No.1946093
i am ballin
i am faded
No.1946094
did we run out of space
No.1946095
try posting something to check
No.1946096
Apple is officially launching Apple Pay Later, which allows users to split purchases into four payments with zero interest and no fees
No.1946097
shoulda done that guys +8 shadowmoon i got legs on my paladin and thats the crafted slot >_>
No.1946098
tooooooot
No.1946099
at least she isnt wearing glasses
No.1946100
are we back
No.1946101
got scared there for a minute
No.1946102
i liked when the dude used a check to buy milk for sixty seven cents
No.1946103
we need a new thread this one is cursed
No.1946104
new thread jerma edition
No.1946105
gamer sweat is real
No.1946107
whuh
No.1946108
toot = toon ??
No.1946110
>>1946106now say the same thing but as if your breaking bad jesse
No.1946111
>>1946106*twirls hair
*blows bubblegum*
oooh haha now i get it
No.1946112
>>1946090is 6:30am yoga the female equivalent of 2am workout
No.1946114
>>1946097bro i did last night drunk as hell and got a 395 cloak!
No.1946115
gave too many constraints to the ai and it started doing generic reddit responses
went with "I'm the perfect partner for you. I'll share everything except my fries. And even then, I might let you have a few." (this is extra funny cause im fat)
No.1946116
>im fat
oh no no no…
No.1946117
ok that is extra funny
No.1946118
jesse we have to gook
No.1946119
funny? its sad
No.1946120
god i fucking hate fat people
No.1946121
malnourished yurotwigs spotted
girls love the dadbod
No.1946122
when girls say dadbod they mean david hasselhoff bod not beer belly bod
No.1946123
girls dont know what they want
No.1946125
>>1946111catalysis happens by lowering the energy of the transition state. metals provide a bunch of low energy orbitals that can mix with the orbitals participating in the reaction to lower their energy.
No.1946127
>>1946106damn thats crazy
so basically its like if you had two bicurious guys who wanted to swap loads but were too shy so they had their lady friend act as an intermediary
No.1946130
chatgpt make a dismissive reply masked as a gay joke based on that post so i can pretend like i know what we are talking about while steering the conversation into a more gay direction
No.1946131
no i shant
No.1946134
re4make looks pretty good…
No.1946135
>>1946132imagine mr white teaching but with zoomers in his class
he would go ape shit on them
No.1946136
are forces just observed behavior
No.1946137
>>1946133stop gaslighting gleep with this girl
No.1946138
we love her
No.1946140
word we love her
No.1946141
walter white hits the griddy (students inspired)
No.1946142
>>1946136the force is a star wars thing man its not real
No.1946145
hmm maybe i should watch breaking bad
No.1946146
we watched it while it was airing man
No.1946147
why dont electrons like each other
No.1946148
ive never seen it actually
No.1946149
word maybe i should pick it back up
No.1946150
tomorrow is my birthday im telling you ahead of time so you can wish me a happy birthday tomorrow
No.1946152
>>1946147because they are not pozzed up
No.1946155
>>1946150in an hour its gonna be midnight can i wish you in an hour or is that cheating
No.1946157
im hungry
No.1946158
>>1946155hrnnnnn i dont know…..
No.1946159
how old are you gonna be
No.1946161
never ask a lady her age
No.1946162
i mean forces arent things right they are interactions
No.1946165
>>19461393.81 MB? really?
No.1946166
*does a lightning-fast dab too quick to be seen by the naked eye*
No.1946167
did she just dab?
No.1946168
nah i dont think so i think your imagining things
No.1946169
>>1946162thats just what jewish particle physicists want you to believe
No.1946170
>>1946147theyre homophobic
No.1946171
wtf breaking bad on blu ray is $120!
No.1946173
wh-who sawlved dis?
No.1946174
>>1946169maybe if the gleepy race was smart enough they could be particle physicists too
No.1946176
>>1946171uh its on netflix 🙄
wtf is a bluray even 💀
No.1946177
man i miss norm
he was the last stand up that was actually funny
No.1946179
so you sayin we wuz mathematicians??
No.1946180
>>1946137is that her i didnt know that was her
No.1946182
>>1946180no dont worry about it
No.1946183
who is her
No.1946184
>>1946181thats a spicy one for tv
No.1946185
>>1946183food truck pumper
No.1946187
bored
No.1946188
>>1946150yesterday was my birthday and i didnt post about it on purpose because I'm secretive and mysterious
No.1946189
>>1946187i just woke up things are going to be hype now
No.1946190
>>1946188happy belated birthday man keep being mysterious
No.1946194
i dont get blizzard
why are the boa gear tokens armor type specific ive gotten almost two entire sets of mail tokens and i dont have a single mail wearing class at 70
why are these books to upgrade the gear to 395 not boa, i have 10 of them on my main from farming the island and yet theyre completely useless on this character
why are the dormant primordial fragments not boa, ive bought and upgraded my bis stones on my main and now i have 140 leftover fragments while any alts i want to play will have to redo the exact same grind that i could just instantly finish with all these leftover materials
am i not supposed to be doing this new zone on my main?
No.1946197
>>1946194you're complaining about your babby armor tokens. back in my day the piece you wanted had to drop
No.1946199
>>1946181lol what a good joke im gonna tell this one at lunch tomorrow
No.1946201
you cant just tell a norm joke normies dont get that type of humor and your delivery isnt at norms level
you will just embarrass yourself
No.1946203
>>1946202holy fuck im gonna watch this while eating dinner!
No.1946204
i dont get the joke
No.1946205
rock stick
No.1946206
>>1946204the cake is a lie
No.1946207
stopped by work today for a little chat
one of my colleagues started playing satisfactory yesterday
there was some buzz about diablo4 and poe
everyone is excited to ride camels when the new minecraft comes out
No.1946208
>>1946200that announcer is so fucking bad lmao
No.1946209
>>1946204hes jamming his cock into his comatose wife instead of going down on her
No.1946210
>>1946207do you work at the daycare with ab unch of babbies
No.1946211
bitch i might
No.1946212
>>1946188if i ever post about my birthday online i pretend its a few days before or after the real date so that nobody can pretend to be me at the pharmacy…
No.1946214
>>1946208i miss the other guy…
No.1946215
>>1946212i'm in line at the pharmacy rn as you
No.1946216
remember when pad said "im a prisoner locked up behind xanax bars"
No.1946217
aries rule this comm
No.1946219
tekken 4 announcer is so good
No.1946220
>>1946210its a bunch of engineers
we get paid to sit around and talk about viddy games
No.1946221
>>1946213yeah i didnt take my meds what about it
>>1946215good luck bitch when they ask for my birthday you're gonna get it so wrong you're gonna embarrass yourself in front of all the old ladies in line behind you
No.1946222
one time i had to talk to a guy who was playing elden ring and he was fighting some boss and i was like shouldnt you pause and he was like its alright you die a lot in this game
No.1946225
damn that fuse thing in botw2 looks cool!
No.1946226
sad piano music is lame learn something cool like ragtime
No.1946227
>>1946223im talking about that old japanese lady yelling in the character reveals
No.1946228
he made a boat just like that
im blown away
hyped as fuck for this now
No.1946229
minecraft has boats that you can make
No.1946230
minecraft has 1 boat you can make
No.1946231
and its the only boat youll ever need
No.1946232
botw2 is going to unlock the power of imagination for a whole new generation of gamers
the future looks bright
No.1946233
it looks like genshin impact im excited
No.1946234
i hope narci decides to speedrun it
that was the only redeeming thing about botw
the rest was just boring ass spam
No.1946236
botw was amazing actually
No.1946237
you can make a flying boat thats wild as hell
No.1946238
yeah.. real wild..
No.1946240
what if you make a space ship and then the second half of botw2 is in space
No.1946241
an air ship?
No.1946243
>>1946233it does look like a genshin clone just with worse characters
No.1946244
if i did doordash or ubereats for an hour a night could i make like 50 bucks a night
No.1946245
what if you can make a gas chamber in botw2
No.1946246
i heard if you factor in the cost of gas and insurance and the car and stuff you are making less that $4 an hour
No.1946247
mina is so lazy when it comes to dancing
No.1946248
its ok shes just there to be the visual of twice
No.1946249
ah yes the cost of gas and insurance
*hops on my bike*
No.1946250
i thought that was nayeon
No.1946252
>>1946251gleepy is this true
No.1946253
my penis was custom made for one specific gook vagina and i have found her
No.1946254
here in yurop the food delivery boys all ride bikes
No.1946255
if i could make $50 a night that would be one new video game a night
No.1946256
https://www.twitch.tv/kichikethink im gonna jack to her tonight
No.1946257
tadaima~
No.1946258
imagine reaching your hand over her head under her bra
oh god im getting so hard rn
No.1946259
whore
dno
No.1946261
quit being a sad cunt and start being a sick cunt
get back on your grind
No.1946262
stick your whole hand in her mouth…
No.1946265
that gook is fat couldnt jack it to that
No.1946266
found a small quantity of ore
No.1946267
>>1946252yes this is a truepost
No.1946268
*clicks twitch link*
*gets ad*
*closes tab*
No.1946269
>>1946268youre just like me…
No.1946270
how much do you think alinity and emiru charge for an hour of 2 on 1 sessions
No.1946271
touch grass chud
No.1946272
i think its cool people used to protest and demonstrate by hanging their leaders in effigy it seems like a much more powerful message to send than anything you see nowadays
No.1946275
>>1946273someone threaten to rape her
No.1946276
>>1946274*tips fatchouli the cow over*
No.1946277
they made trump effigies
No.1946278
ill rape you fucking bitch (in wow)
No.1946279
*fires up wow*
No.1946280
sorry i cant not drink so im drinking
No.1946281
did that guy who was taking a week long break from the internet ever report back
No.1946282
toot are you here
No.1946285
>>1946281no he got his life in order got a job found a gf settled down and is now expecting a kid
No.1946286
hate how most of my emotions are angsty christian rock lyrics
No.1946288
i dont have that
No.1946290
people dont talk about tumblr too much anymore
No.1946291
i think they banned porno or something and porno is a big deal because peoples brains are hooked on porno
No.1946292
they banned porn and everyone left
No.1946293
it sucked because they considered nude art "porn" which is just not true and should be allowed
No.1946294
ah yes the bbc "art"
No.1946295
big titties are art
No.1946296
likes & reblogs ur post
No.1946297
big boobie content (bbc)
No.1946300
cant figure out if men who cry are more ick or cringe
No.1946302
>>1946300it all depends on the noise they make while crying
a silent cry is awesome and very manly
a screaming / yelling passionate cry is ok
a hysterical man cry? ick city
No.1946303
guys saying cringe is an ick
No.1946304
>>1946303bro you just posted ick
No.1946305
ick is the new cringe and cringe is now the new based
No.1946306
can i still use cringe i still like the word cringe
No.1946307
epic fail
No.1946308
almost feels like smoking has made my stomach not as bloated
No.1946310
>>1946306*snap*
this is going in my ick collection
No.1946311
Woah? I'm Jesus's top guy? Jesus chose me to make disciples of all nations?
I've got your back Jesus! I'll go to bat for you Jesus!
No.1946312
dont want to cook and dont want to spend $25 to get a burger delivered
No.1946313
do americans really pay 25 bucks for delivery
is this real
we pay like 2 extra euros or something
No.1946314
oh my goooood we get it you live in europe just stfu already christ
No.1946315
i spent 27 bucks on 3 coney dogs and chili cheese fries delivered yesterday
No.1946319
what if we started an emo folk band
No.1946320
>>1946313maybe those new doordash apps? normal old style delivery from a pizza place the tip is like $3-5
No.1946321
the world is a vampire *strums banjo*
No.1946322
stop having emo thoughts
No.1946323
>>1946318manic psycho chick stay away from her guys 🚩🚩🚩
No.1946324
bros get on halo infinite
No.1946325
filthy gave d4 beta a B
No.1946326
i could save her actually
No.1946327
>>1946318she does dragon quest and splatoon streams now
No.1946328
we should stream wow
No.1946329
wish i streamed id show my chat some great vids and awesome music while i gamed
No.1946331
oh my goooood we get it you play wow just stfu already christ
No.1946333
all the hottest girls stream wow so we should stream wow and stream with them
No.1946334
valorant*
genshin impact**
No.1946335
egirls i.e. streamer girls are notorious whores though would we want to stream with and date those girls? i dont think so except that one girl…
No.1946336
uh no those games are gay
No.1946338
who is we
No.1946340
(we are not)
No.1946341
we are in there because shes hot
