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its wednesday night
and you know what we do on wednesday night



now this is a good thread


you really cant go wrong with this classic thread style
it just werks
it gets right to the point
it does its thing


dave and busters!!!


ive now made the last 4 threads



dunkey is a cuck


you got the talent kid
your a natural




Inshallah people who say 'dork' or 'dorky girl' should be raped to death with burning hot coals.


hes the best youtuber of all time


shuddup dork


were going to play video games for about 8 hours then itll be time to do that thing we do at night


dwayne "the rock" johnson?


i hate some of you so fucking much


i love the music they use in the sigma videos
makes me feel like im a sigma



not sure but im moving on to beers now after the vod
might take a small shot later
thanks dad😎


i have no idea who any of those people are or what they are talking about


come on bro the sun is still up!



even when I smoke weed & be crazy high I still can feel the demons presence


you are a nigger


nick the spic is funny as hell



i wish they made some beers that were 3% abv and you could just be pounding 30 beers in one night


im making meatballs


what will you have with them


why are there 3 entire seasons of a certain magical index


a rice porridge thing made with rich veggie broth



wish kaiji was real and my friend


this is a good vid on chatgpt and intelligence


id rather watch anything else



the nigger word is my shibboleth


who is this guy
what are his credentials


yeah is he really qualified to be reccing algs


we need to redpill the ais


im bluepilled now


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if my gf showed up to watch the hanabi and wasn't wearing a yukata i'd kill her on the spot


id settle for a yukata gf and also a non-yukata japanese gf





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*learns more*


just invented a new kanji how do i contact the emperor


id settle for literally any female who weighs less than me




then go out and settle young man



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i need more info on these so called cooling pads
do they make them for ass cracks


hetalia marathon


i fucking love this song


i feel like you guys dont miss pad anymore
but i do


miss that lil nigga like you wouldnt believe


i miss her still


wish i had a rakugo gf


4 determination stacks on lfr rasz…




bros who wants to do some timewalking on wow!


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cool my copy of no country for old men came in the mail today



wow is garbage


hell yeah brother


well first id take a long vacation to japan







i updated chrome and now im getting youtube ads


not letting that one posters negativity ruin the things posted in the thread


wish hed take a break from posting


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we use the app coupons


its not my fault i just cant stand cartoons


yea it's pretty good


wendy's coupons hit the mail


why dont you like cartoons they are cool and funny


they are cringe and for little kids actually


why do you have to be a negative piece of shit to everything you dont personally care for is the more pertinent question


cringe post


i'm a bit of a cartooner myself


this place is all some of us have heh plz no bully


im not even the guy you guys are mad at
i think
idk maybe


the internet made him think its based and cool


i want a bf


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i see


im based and cool


we know


you are based and cool
you are valid


my car is squeaking


its over


how did they get the giant stones to fit so good in machu pichu? huh? how


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anyone wanna smash?


those antedeluvian structures hold the key to the genesis of civilization




well you see…


you could just use a copper wire i bet i could do it easy but tldr


sigh thought he was gonna play ultimate


toons autism is peaking its off the charts!


word word
gonna drop a zero point vol. 1


woah hes playing doc!!



toon you should down smash more it's one of doc's best moves


im already doc


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you shoulda picked fox mccloud
you shoulda picked any kind of top tier


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burnt me chicken a little


turn down your flames next time…..


low motivation today


thats cool how you can name it an emoji


thats not burnt its a finely developed crust full of flavorful texture


tucker time


falco is the character for cool black dudes
doc is the character for hipster black dudes


but the best doc player is asian


crazy how mario had a phd this whole time but chooses to be a plumber


first of all, you dont get a phd from medical school
and secondly,


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doctorate mario…


wheres kirby i dont see kirby on this pic


niggas listen to drake?


could you generate electricity by taping copper wire to a chunk of quartz and beating it with a hammer


ronbros not like this….


gay niggas do


gonna doa shot of vod now
0.4 dl


dang now i wanna play some melee


is that so



very high brow and meta
god i love anime


so desu ne……


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joshiraku is meta as fuck
the first ep made mal seethe hard because of the nationalist give it back stuff


they really did our guy rupert dirty in the films


time for a shot of vod!


real talk those islands do belong to japan tho


give us back our technology


aint no way nigga


im falco


lol got hiccups after swallowing the vod


so you dont need all the fancy stuff like wavedashing l canceling etc to play melee



another win for the h/hrBROS


another win for the planck's constant / hour bros? huhh


bf who grooms you into being normal


dude these ai voices are so crazy


didn't emma hit the wall?


she had a bad photo


im fox



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is this really what we fought for


i hate the new valorant lotus map
also hate that they brought back split
fuck this niggerlicious shit UFCK FUCK FUCK
the entier game just fleels wrong too
why does it feel like people see me a second before i see them
then the next tgame it efeels like i see them a second before they see me
cs source never felt like this


every member they reveal is younger than the previous one……


sounds like a skill issue


i know youre trying to make me mad but im drunk so its not going to work
the netcode in this game sif is fuckesfd is what im gettign at


10-15yo gooks are the new kpop meta


jerma is such a good entertainer


no one wants to hear this but people when you drink you're gonna be worse at games
why do you think gooks wouldn't come home and game after drinking, you just sleep it off bro


im completely neutral to him


never watched a single second of jerma
i openclose all his clips
his face is obnoxious enough for me to not care


You can just see by the look on Snape's face how deeply hurt he is when Harry says those things to him… Its like he wanted to tell him the truth right there, but couldn't because death eaters were present.. The most mesmerizing character of all time


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that was a massive waste of 1.2MB


still don't know who that guy is
probably never will


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chae :3


omg bowser killed mario


dagook ur


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thats so me


this would make a nice 'ner









if i have forward head posture/rounded shoulders do you think chinups would make it worse


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i pogged so hard while reading this and then watching it


these have a lot of views im surprised edgy dagoth text 2 voice is that widespread


this is like naruto jutsus but with wands


wizard duels were really cool when they werent just avada kedavra


you know what mp4 wasnt a waste of bytes was that nene slowmo one
great mp4




goku is basically us


naruto fights were cool when they weren't just giant energy ball vs giant energy ball


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oh yeah here we go damn good stuff


cartoons dno


big +1


youre so fucking stupid



no i meant she had a photo so bad it was a meme


i didnt wanna say anything because i would just get called a negative piece of shit again



storm coming



shes kinda cute


not drinking anything tonight because im not an alcoholic


im having another biiru


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this ties in with the holo and harry potter posts so i couldnt not post it


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we're drinking tonight bro its wednesday!


this is content?



and you know what we do on thursday nights


escape this endless cycle of creation and destruction


really fucked up how the fight in the 5th movie is the best one
it really builds up the hype you know
maybe harry will reach that level one day
and then the final is just him doing his wimpy little expelliarmus (LMAO) and winning because plot armor


seethe retard


*acts like a brain dead toddler* s-seethe retard!
thatll show em


its low key kind of crazy how obsessed japan is with harry potter


england is weird and exotic to them


calm down gramps or your heart will give out again


juggling 2 balls in 1 hand is hard


if evens biiru
if odds redbull


imagine the shock when they get to london


what did you get


are we boring


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bros get on homm3 were visiting dragon utopias


it's ok i'm boring too


what can i say im a gamer


gay shit dno


ok jess


poor jess…


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honestly hes just like us


worst part about tomochan is that theyre giving that sally amaki whore lines
she was in bocchi too but they threw her away if 5 secionds thank god
her voice if fucking unbearable
seems like even if you have japanese parents growing up in america will impair you for life


online gamers are like that


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is she your seiyuu waifu


saving this for later




absolutely not
my seiyuu waifu when i cared was the old hag matsuoku yuki
i only value the voice they can look like a reptile for all ic are



162 trip to the microbrewery


forgive me im drunku


damn shes old as heck
id have sex with her though since she voiced osaka


this trailer is so fricken good


loled at the thumbnail


was that movie even good or does the trailer just make me think it was


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last of the padhicans


i remember watching the first part and getting grossed out but that was a long time ago


lol i opened that valowhore's stream and she was playing solo
half the posts in her chat was that male 1view collab faggot lol


its called anime dad


you owned her she will never recover


shes a sub 50 view so its actually a big loss


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hermione was at her hottest in this one and thats all that needs to be said
3-5 was her peak but 3 was the jailbait peak


jerma is the only streamer i can watch play any game he just makes it fun to watch


you LOVE jerma admit it you are IN LOVE with him


im not though…….


might get back into civ im too baby for the real autismgames


we can throw hands i got the marvelous mollywop


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if I can admit I'm in love with Ludwig yu can admit ur in love with jerma


sexually jerma isnt my type at all


i might have beena bt harsh on the sally whore
but i cant stand it personally


prisoner of azkaban time travel is the best kind of time travel


jess should've sweet spotted that up-b


anyone else nose buggin last couple days on the east coast since Ohio or just me?


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i havent noticed anything yet


dad just silently stood behind me for 15+ seconds while i scooped my icecream….
thought he was gonna strangle me or something


put the scoop down slugger


wish i could roll my r's


why werent americans banned from sports when they were mass murdering iraqis for no reason


pearl harbor. hows that for a reason?


its easy see
like that


it wasnt for no reason man its cuz the israelis told them to


brits too
and the 6 trillion countries who supported them


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I don't really know anything but I assume usa probably brings a lot of money and views for the ioc


bro you need to learn choke hold defense



i have so many bulletproof arguments for why loli art is morally acceptable


her painting isnt very good


fucking incel
i-it's just drawings not real p-eopl


toon bros you seeing this?


loli is w/e
its sickening but it doesnt hurt anyone


can you give me some my discord friend always gets super defensive about loli art


oh wait morally acceptable?
fuck you you pedo freak


i wouldnt say its sickening
i tried to get into it once but i ended up fapping to the only grown woman with boobies in the manga


you can read my thesis when it comes out


i like boobs
i like butts
i like tummies
i like legs
i like thighs
lolis just dont do it for me


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bulletproof you say? why dont we test that out
*shoots gun*
oh whoops, looks like you still died lmao!


this? morally acceptable


*sees something i dont like*
*make big poopy in my diaper*
grrrrr now i are mad, gay people must kill themself!!!!


whypipo no they aint pipo



who is Caroline Polachek


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mom has spent about 10 minutes just changing channels and listening to white noise static because there's something up with the tv signal i guess

so this is the boomer equivalent of refreshing an internet browser over and over while service is down


just did two timewalking dungeons and i didnt even have the quest


oh no no no


ive done that
i do that


sneed me some valentimes chocolate


dogs are so cool


head to walgreens itll be on sale


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just saw a video of a fish at a chinese resturant of its body being fried while its head was intact and alive

why do people do that its evil


head to neuhaus you can get 3 kilo for €68


its probably a combination of seafood tasting better when fresh and the chinese belief that meat tastes better if the animal suffers as it dies




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how is lebron james 38


sometimes i be like; im feeding
and do nothing to improve my play anmd stop feeding


i could always just throw a beer in the freezer right now


would going on a trip to niagara falls alone be too depressing


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nah that sounds like chill vibes


huge weewoo rushing owning multiple people in this 4 thread


have you seen what happens in american slaughterhouses lol


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the conditions are horrible and its not chill but like what is even the purpose of this?



okay thats pretty bad
were all gonna be vegan in a thousand years


cool bunker…


chinese are subhuman





wish i had a bunch of interests like dagoth ur


were getting back into civ 5 man


oh man the guy i owned in this 4 thread just took one last desperate swing at my argument
time to curb stomp him


civ 5 was meh civ 4 was better even if it had the annoying giant stack warfare


hes right and youre wrong


dagook ur


no im 100% right here and even better he missread some of my early posts so hes been arguing down this ridiculous red herring path that i rug pulled out from under his feet
hes finito


civ 6 is the worst tho i hate how they made half of the flavor quotes when you research a new technology some flippant joke quotation the whole game was made for babies (also why theres no stalin or mao as leaders in the game)


i kinda liked how they changed city planning but ultimately it was a step down
i only played the base game though


pol pot expansion


all i know about civ 4 is baba yetu


good night




its almost time to do that thing we do


smokin that polpot


about to jerk
hopefully theres some good new pmvs i havnt seen




amazing channel


yea that's a sub


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jesus this was the fastest nut ive busted in a long time
dont miss out on this bros


well i didnt drink and instead was bored for six hours


well well well would you look at the time


dont get you guys with advanced porn taste that are into plain and ugly women


*misses out on that*


come on bro we just poured a drink!




game keeps crashing


which game


meet and fuck johto region




how do people get steroids
corrupt pharmacists or something? or are they smuggled from overseas


just ask the buff guy at the gym


my dad got a medical marijuana card by taking a 5 question survey about "ptsd" so i assume if you have money you can find a doctor to prescribe you steroids for "lacking energy" or something like that


ugh this dvd i bought was disc only i didnt even realize it oh well its only 3 bucks


dont want steroids i was just wondering how they get on the illicit market since theyre not (as far as i know) something something that could be concocted by an individual like meth
im guessing its just crooked or duped doctors and pharmacists filling bogus prescriptions so they can be sold


if youre over the age of 50 i think you can get testosterone replacement therapy from an actual doctor and they probably just sell it


lifehack: if you have good insurance you can make free money by having them pay for an adderall or benzo prescription and then selling the pills


no different than gleepy getting xanax for his dog and him taking it


infinite money glitch irl break the matrix control


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goodbye volcano high




where you gooking to lol


nenechi? gotta love


>male streamer

>female streamer

>female streamer (png)


>male streamer


>male streamer
>female streamer
>female streamer (png)


>female streamer collabing with male streamer


>male streamer playing your favorite game
>female streamer reading scripts


would miya approve or disprove of holos
also the community around them


*rolls a hoop around*
damn this is pretty fun those kids in the 20s were onto something


whos miya now



u don't remember kaliacc…?




they call me the chronic masturbator


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fuck lebron
not a GOAT


overnorm? seriously?


i thought it was funny


that is so cap junior



didnt remember linus sounding so much like one of santa's elves


anyone got ai seinfeld mp3



im happy that one guy likes the ai convos so much. they dont sound enough like the person usually for me. its just a little too off


oh i guess it got deleted off catbox guess i dont have it then


i believe a majority of the comm enjoy the AI stuff
they're very close to the real thing aside from cadence of speech most of the time



missed the reveal ugh


i cant find it on my pc anywhere


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what do we think


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too much skin
they should dress more modestly


*hums the dk rap*


ive had the same haircut for over a decade thats the only thing that keeps me from looking like that guy


they call me the squintmaxxing copelord megacel



kept it casual and didnt jack off today despite 3–lets call them 'moments'–of tempation


im so happy the carbonite is gone
im moving on


do you guys think anyone comes to this site under 25
how do we generate new blood and pass the baton when the time comes


by grooming


*fixes you a bento box*


tonight i’ll give jelqing a try


im rooting for u


not sure if it counts but we have an autistic croatian boy whos way under 25 mentally


im a good boy


why are you so mean


for miniatures yes. that contrast paint is something i've never used but the dry brush part is legit


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We have one


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build-a-bear workshop (gay club)



where do i sign up


being a renal bf would be so perfect


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elliotbros… we lost


im a violent animal and armed to the teeth


stop going on tiktok


was super dep yesterday but i'm feeling okay today


not gonna happen


its bad for you


need to make a phone call :\


i want a bf


sigh i’m so sorry you have to go through this


sneed it


The 'normies' you hate are mostly fat women. You see the concept of 'normalfag' has become really warped in the past 20 years. People who would have been totally unfuckable catladies think they're hot shit because chad pumped and dumped them a few times to break a dry spell in his life. So we have this weird dynamic where loser women whose only asset is their ass while being in a lot of debt act superior because "sex good". You see this mentality a lot "if you're a millionaire why don't you have more sex" "if you can bench 1/2/3/4 why don't you get laid". Personal accomplishment reduced to "you aren't sticking your dick in a hole" because the internet is full of holes trying to keep their price artificially inflated.


5 days with no updates
if there isnt one tomorrow for f-f-f-friday im gonna flip


wow so true bestie we should all be gay and crash the hole economy


aawon brother man can you share the torrent/magnet for the human condition


nvm i found it


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Today 4 (5…) of our homeschooled kids help us pluck the meat of the hens that my wife killed and boiled yesterday.

We put the meat in small plastic bags and freeze it.

PS. The kid #5 seems to be playing with LEGO more than actually helping…



i cant deal with people anymore


no ty


i know what you mean
i honestly feel like i'm losing it lately


every day is getting harder and harder to get out of bed
every mean word hurts more and more


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think im just gonna put off this phone call for as long as possible


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the poster who cools off his drinks in the freezer really pisses me off sometimes


*puts you in the freezer*
how about you cool off for a while hothead


you'll probably forget im there like that poster


thats right


meowth dats rite


im gonna run away to niagara falls and ride down it in a barrel and become a world famous superstar just you wait


anyone else here on the grind?


no, not grindr
on the grind


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im not on grindr anymore theres too many blank profiles and trannies


aaron is this right
is tarantino a lying thieving cunt?


barca vs united in 15
absolutely massive game


tarantino at least wrote and directed all of kill bill so he's not a complete hack


kill bill sucked



man united died 10 years ago its a shell of its former glorious past now


no it didnt


*doesnt know anything about soccer*


well i dont even know what soccer is



just had an absolutely massive chunk of earwax expel from my ear


you should eat it




no you shouldnt eat it or no you should eat it but you wont


no i already fed it to my cat


this post wasnt me


cats do be lovin earwax


she gobbled it down like nom nom nom


thats exactly how cats eat


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i cant get out of bed today dont know why


i put glue in it while you were asleep


everynight at the mansion will be like this


everynight at the mansion will be like this >>1908677


someone buy the mansion NOW


im told i fart excessively in my sleep hope no one minds


just wear a buttplug



theres a whole shitty thing i didnt know was a thing


im getting filtered by pinch harmonics


you need a hard pick to do them and theyre hard and you shouldnt worry about them now. can you even do normal open harmonics on 12 etc?


i think those tizzly bars are only 20lbs


hes just like me


you don't have to pick hard
you just have to roll your finger over the string quick enough
the note you're trying to pinch will also determine where on the string will produce the best noise


i meant a literal hard plectrum


yeah, i've been able to get the sound but not consistently, most of the time i just end up not moving my thumb away fast enough and muting the string


feel like my net is throttled by half all the time


you're literally taking a vibrating string and touching it a 2nd time more closely so that it makes the string vibrate twice as fast instead of muting it. the feel for that takes a while stop listening to retard asshole adviceperson who tells you tough shit you shouldnt be fucking with


omg im so sorry


he didnt tell me to learn it theres a song that im playing that needs one and it sounds cool so i wanna learn it


been going down the memerson hole
this was good


jewdon petermeme


wish i could clean my room for real though


for me? wish my penis didnt smell like old pee


i wish for a million wishes


i wish i wasnt so sad all the time


rashford i kneel


meow :3c


wish dark and darker was still available to play….


god emma watson was so fucking hot


ugh had to jump out of bed because i thought i left something in the freezer


oh shit that guy is still in the freezer


it sucks


i kept getting raped by 3 stacks in dark and darker…


i liked it but i also really like dungeon crawlers


we like that classic rpg feel dont we


we dont like gay ass video games here


yeah that game doesnt have it though its just medieval tarkov


crawling through dungeons, nabbing sweet loot, ambushing enemies and making your narrow escape
what could be better


fucking thicc bitches long dick style


gook and gooker


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like this?


people call it an asset flip is it?


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theres something unnatural going on with her arm


hmm maybe i did leave that drink in the freezer


i gotta get it together



whats wrong with you man


crazy that we all played dark and darker but didnt play together


we hate eachother remember?


i like the sick porno freak



that game was lit


from now on im gonna wake up at 5am every day and getting it done getting down to business making it happen


we all get the same 24 hours brother its how you use it that makes you a winner


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you wanna know what happens naturally nothing nadda bupkis you want entropy you got it buddy stay in bed all day me im moving im shaking im turning reality into my reality


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oh theres a new jcs




me when i go to the store and get snacks


a quarter of a million dollars wow


what are we in?


im such a power bottom



were about to hop on wow bro i gotta do those timewalking dungeons!


who is we


>nurse anesthesia pays 150-175
wtf its not fair
why are american wages so insane


american lives are worth more


i wouldnt want to work in a hospital those places are filled with sick people


sick, fucked in the head people
real fuckos


hmm maybe i should play civ 6 instead of 5 but i never got any of the expansions


stream it


good morning bros!!!


hmm maybe i should play NEET Girl Date Night




you guys would make fun of me im such a babybrained noob


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Yesterday I had some 47k followers. Today I apparently have additionally tens of thousands of young Turkish women following me, all with 0 followers & accounts opened in February 2023.



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bf who brings you dino nuggies


bf who eats your healthy home cooked meals


im not gay


bf who follows the bottom friendly diet religiously




homophobic bf who curbstomps all the stupid faggots here


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bf who thinks avatar posting on /scv/ is totally cool and not weird


i hate homos so much!


hold still my bf is going to curbstomp you


bfs that play undertale with you


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try it buddy ill destroy him


undertale is a singleplayer game that bf doesnt exist


based dr. goldstein!


bf that remembers the mega and red timings


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*raises fist in solidarity right before inserting it into by bfs ass*


they face it


its over


is there a bottom friendly menu for girls or do pussies not have to worry because there's no shit in them?


pussies are gross regardless theres not much they can do


what if sushi helps pussies too and thats another reason asians are so based




whtie rice, fish, peas, no dairy
that's a koreans diet


dog, kimchi, plastic


forgot the rotten cabbage


white rice
uncooked egg

weeb delicacy



first momoland now brave girls whos disbanding next
10. [+58] Ah… even Brave Girls are leaving us ㅜ This all must've felt like a dream to them ㅜ


ugh gotta shave my neetbeard


kpop is dying bro


inshallah every kpoop prostitute will be put to the sword


they only just hit jjang 2 years ago and now they have to go
kpop is ruthless


i thought brave girls disappeared years ago tbh




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toot your thoughts?




the fucks a posit


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Posits don’t distinguish between positive infinity, negative infinity and NaN.

uhhhhhh lol?


chud status report? how do we cope with this one


gonna force myself to go to the store to try and alleviate some of my sad feelings




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chud ver would be two sexes penis vagina on basic and then xx xy chromosomes on advanced


two genders… a male or a female soul inside the coresponding body… wallahi… allah akbar


by their own admission gender isnt biology



the long term investment account that gma left me dropped from $35k to $25k over 2022


the trend for stocks long term is that they go up thats what i was told just have them in the smp500 or whatevr


ps5 without hesitation


whats her status did she kys herself or is she in jail or what


she was alot like us she posted on reddit all day


how do i turn off browser notifications


hoo boy dad made ribs


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is that ai generated


one of the biggest red flags in men is liking baby metal


red flags for whom


ive never posted on reddit in my life


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im not gay or anything but wow do i hate women


like metal made for babies?


huge +1 and honestly toot should pin this


women in general? terrible
certain hot gooks? only reason for living


respect women


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you now remember gangnam style


crazy how we discovered it before it blew up before it had 200 views


banking my future happiness on chinese nioh being good


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saw a young kid wathcing in on his phone in public in 2012 i wonder if that 12 year old is now 25 with a smoking hot asian girlfriend


yea we literally caused the whole late 2010s kpop craze



thinking about doing a meijers run
but it'll be so busy right now….




you guys ever met an older weeb im talking 40+ who uses the chopsticks at restaurants? those guys are wild i wanna be like that sometimes


>going to a restaurant
not a real weeb


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whats wrong with usign chopsticks at a restaurant i did that yesterday


your gonna catch covid and your gonna die


aids is gonna claim her sooner


unless youre weeb you ask for a fork right thats what my dad always did


one of the comm homos being diagnosed with aids would make for a great arc


the first time i had sex i thought i got hiv



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no i think thats just not knowing how to use chopsticks


what western man that isnt a weeb learns how to use chopsticks


cant believe asians eat their food with sticks


whens the busiest time to go to the grocery store


i would guess right at 5 since that's when the norms get out


mom is retired and is gone from the house 8 hours a day i wonder what she does all day


shes on that dick carrousel


separated moms get around


man this was epic as hell


snape was a pathetic beta pretending to be sigma


all sigmas are beta


weekdays like 5-6
weekends like noonish

saturday noon seems like the busiest time to me


damn i wish there was a gaming related youtube video to watch while eating dinner



why does filthyrobot get invited onto pkm podcast ill never understand that crossover







i like the beginning of civ games where youre exploring the world and founding cities and setting up infrastructure but like halfway through the game some war starts and everything gets annoying and none of the win conditions are satisfying


i like the intro music


oh no i think i left a beer in the freezer and dad would have found it


i was also left in the freezeru


bet he found it, slammed it, and then lightly nudged the ice trays



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dinners ready!




holy shit i could sell this csgo knife i have for $300!


i dont get who this guy is





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hes the only memorable antagonist from an elder scrolls game


+1 all of these too you guys are spitting fire tonight


i only played skyrim for a few hours and got bored


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come neverar come, ive loaded up the ylyl compilation


never played half life or the elder scrolls or doom or quake or fallout or deus ex games


if u dont play morrow and hl2 us a ho


stoic af


come on man!


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ive had this chair for a year and its wobbly


perhaps tools could fix it


i'm already tracer


nerf reeki



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asian sluts > w sluts


no drinking tonight
tomorrow however..


how much rape and nudity is there in these
so i know how excited i should be


this is so fucking gross


i been drinking all week


and you know what we do on thursday nights


buy one get one free angry whopper lfg


ok well 1am workout time


community service giving speeches at the local womens college!


the local womens college? well known for their koi scale counting abilities


comfort women are a big part of part 1 but i don't remember any nudity


*stands up in the auditorium*
my bad for all the rapes… my bad…


well at least theres nakadai i guess….


i been in europe all week and i havent slept with one of these skanks yet


you gonna swing by zagreb and give sweet lil sickzii a visit


get a croatian girl and mog zii


i know zii and i could talk some girls up and down if we rolled together
he's got the looks and i bring the heavy gravy to finish it all off


she knows zii she says…..


this guy's a comedian


me & zii are like salt and pepper


i want to game
therefore i think i will fire up a video game


nothing wrong with a quick game or two.. of civ 5


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a gook in crocs? omo…



whiny baby break


remember that time dad bought a pizza stone and the immediately dropped it on the ground and broke it


pizza stone… is that some kind of irish rite of passage?


fauna looks pretty cute in a sailor outfit…


you know thats a cartoon character right?


cartoons are better than real life


we used to pretend cartoons were better than real life until we turned 30 and had sex now we know it was all cope and always was


some cartoons are cool
like dragon ball i like the goku character


he brings the heavy gravy


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theyre going to cast him as joe biden arent they



no clue either man and i watched darksydephils entire xbox morrowind playthrough


why would you do that to yourself


because he tells it like it is and gives honest game reviews


what the fuck is a posit


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just going to force myself to eat i guess


youtube is down
it doesnt work on my machine


it works on mine bro


actually nothing is working on my machine except 162


delete system 32


sounds like toot fucked with your dns settings to troll you
get owned kid


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ur stuck here with me forever


toots so smart because he uses "etc" when he cant think of anything to say like basically etc


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we dont have scorebug in my country


correct, you have UI




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i already know im getting there on a perfect line


look at the fucking pace


moodymann is kinda cool but hes on that black power shit and i don't like niggers


what a RUSH


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do you think your better off alone…


managed to get 4 dinners out of a single rotisserie chicken


you will make a fine wife one day


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4 dinners for yourself orrr…..???




we used to pretend 3dpd was better than cartoons until we turned 30 and had sex now we know it was all cope and always was


this is us


experiencing deja vu


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no its not




watched this yesterday


stop being a sad cunt and start being a sick cunt


ive never seen a toot post with etc in it


made it to diamond 5 in overwatch 2



tucker time


come on man diamond is top 10% of players
get to master then you can post about it


ranking up in team games is hard


ok ill try to gamer harder thank you for the encouragement


this is you >>1908979


if someone says decrease by a factor of 2-3 does that mean divide by two or three
im really tarded please be understanding


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this is us


me with brown hair in the back sitting next to amlitzer




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i was told to decrease something by a factor of 2-3
they elaborated with
2 - (3-ε), where ε isn't extremely small
wtf does that mean


i want to marry a female king kong


subtract 3 factorial from it duh


you just know that epsilon is a bottom bitch and is getting squeezed all the way down to 0


he just means a number between 2 and 3 but is typing it all dumb right


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man i fucking hate math people why do they have to convolute and scholasticize everything


will never recover from finding out that big dumb letter is just a for loop


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saying "make something x times bigger/smaller/whatever" is a huge mistake
it has at least two ways to interpret something and it doesnt make sense
people should just speak in absolute terms


just played a bunch of ddr
the ddr 5th mix is full of fun songz


its because maths people all have autism and weak theory of mind so they assume if it makes sense in their head everyone else will also understand exactly what they are saying



5th mix rocks
my second favorite mix after extremem


no maths people will never say something ambiguous like that, thats what norms do


i bought that nice polish ddr pad and almost never use it i keep meaning to i just dont set it up its actually been terribly squandered i feel bad


which kpop songs are on there


i have 2 right now but my house sucks and shakes whenever i play :|


we're terribly squandered here


i need a bar and some way to set up the tv at a height where it wont hurt my neck but the cats wont terrorize it



i have the crappy soft ddr pad with thick foam inserts in it


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well the first cat learned more from the experience so actually


right? that's us
left : the norms




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you know


so it goes


have a vivid memory of being in eigth grade and running out of it is what it is and faceplanting into some snow


life really do be like this


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toot whats happening to us


what about a dining room chair or is that too wobbly or something


wish amtrak would post their train schedules instead of doing that stupid airline booking system




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welcome to youtube sirs


it is what it is


its an indian world were just living in it


ugh skymi is so cute


i smell like lilacs


is that why everything is so shitty


every time i used amtrak i had to go to this sketchy ass station in cleveland with a bunch of amish people at 4 in the morning
otherwise im a big fan


i think this gacha thing was a mistake


are we demerging from the genshinverse


*unce unce unce unce*
hell yeah


thats it im downloading genshin is it on steam or what


are there nude mods


dont be retarded


not only am i retarded



do any scvs live in nyc


why are so many of their routes one way
why do they force you to guess through trial and error which routes are one way
i hate it




the real nightmare is that the one going the other direction also gets in at like 5am


its on the app store bro


i thought toon was just visiting
ill never forget his latina booty stream


lol i thought it said the exquisite night chinese


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speaking of which… new patch livestream is tomorrow holy shit!


wtf?? i dont have disk space how big is this pos im out


107 gb??????? thats like 2 wows!!!! thats the size of destiny 2!!! yeah right you rufuckin stickners


that short haired girl with the armpit on the installer though…..


you get to delete half of it after you install


its less than 20gb on my pad


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im adventure level 35


im hoppin on my witchypoo instead later stinkers


wait is genshin kgf strat real are we really doing this
i thought it was just one guy


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hold on, i've got to drop something (heh heh)


once we start playing on our phones in public places well be drowning in azn gfs


what a shame


please amlitzer stream deus ex again


ugh some retarded youtube streamer raided zcomdy seinfeld stream
its definitely getting banned now sigh


his father was a mudder
his mother was a mudder
his mother was a mudder?
what did i just say


alexa search yandex for 'seinfeld watch online free'


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hes just like us…


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gleepy this is fake right


just beat undertale with my 2 hot bfs


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proud of u hon


why do mexicans look like south east asians sometimes


mudraces all look the same


why does every tech ceo have to be indian now


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it's the cool trend


hmm what should i level on wow next i have mage dk hunter shaman and paladin all at 70


gnome warlock


bocchi y/n?


big n


you can spend that time learning a new hobby


girls love bocchi
it will make a good talking point when we meet our otaku gfs




youre a 30 year old man with a bald head watching anime


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bro come on, haven't you seen 3.0+1? kaworu doesn't want to date shinji, he wants to be his father.


no i didnt


my adblocker on twitch stopped working again ugh


no i didnt because aaron wont stream it


jerma just screeched like a pterodactyl




someone stream 1.0 - 3.0+1 for the comm



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im gonna need you to sit your weeb ass down and listen


but maybe stream all 4 movies otherwise i gotta rewatch the first 3 by myself


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*heems you*


things would be different around here if kaworu was my father


my dad works at nerv and he said theres a mewtwo in a secret base underneath mt fuji


roz just got knocked up by a 19 year old



na thats real, she'll leave him though


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damn whos that really pretty jav i forgot her name


do girls like it when they heem you


whos getting heemed by a girl


they have no incentive to stay in a marriage is all


wish my life wasd this comfy./….


as a man you should want a discomfortable life


thats not what frasier says


frasier is a dandy


it was saika kawakita found her in the php


whats the deal with frasiers dad?


figured out how to crack my wrist and pointer finger at the same time this is a game changer




frasier fever is sweeping the nation



dagoth ur sure likes to complain


*travels across the world facing untold dangers and completing innumerable quests even fulfilling the mythical trials spoken about in prophecy and legend to become the nevarine just to confront dagoth ur and hear him complain about fast food and video games*


hes just keeping it real


we eat fast food and play video games man


im about to show him what happens when keeping it real goes wrong
*equips sundering*



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holy shit i pugged the first two bosses on mythic for the first time and got the trinket!


unironically makes me feel bad wishing i had friends


why did dagoth ur become the meme ai voice
on another note i dont even remember him having that much dialogue its crazy how good the quality is


were friends


i checked the adventure guide and i dont have a single upgrade off the first 4 bosses


he sounds so excited and happy about his nerdy legos i could listen to him ramble about that dork stuff all day


bro the whispering incarnate icon from council is bis for everybody!


as if its going to drop


talk… nerdy to me?


talk retarded to me


talk eva to me


ywn have japanese friends in hs to form a band with v__v


bf who rambles about evangelion




ywn be an nfl ref


ywnba foundational black american


too drunk to find the post but someone linked some crim eshit
the guys gettin ginterrogated and the cop asks what do you like to go he goes watch anime
the guy goes mma?
no anime
oh whats that


those interrogation vids are boring as hell zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


dang all i did in hs was study work and sit at the computer


theyre background noise while i game


how about you focus on the game noises while you game someone worked really hard to make those sound good you know


dont tell her how to game


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maybe il cut my hair like this


omg he's just like toon!




the second lowest period of my life was spent daydrinking watching disguisedtoastamongus


we dont drink during the day man we have a very set ritual


lol the cop asked where bulgaria is
fuckin cops man


that shit is gargage why did you do that


can you imagine spending 250k on a camgirl


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my favorite video ive made is one where im playing two videogames at once




is she trying to prove she doesnt have herpes or something


there are literally millions of pretty girls on insta, yet you manage to post one of the ugly ones. most curious


can't even imagine spending 100k on myself


you cant even buy a house with 250k


ive got that dagoth ur complaining about fast food straws memorized im gonna go rant to dad about it


you can definitely buy a house for 250k


i bet i could live my whole life off of 250k



first timing uber elder wish me gl


you're driving uber or what


i need two rotisserie chickens a week
18 eggs a week
5lbs of potatoes a week
two bottles of vod a week



you need a chicken coop


i need a chicken gook


a magical chicken coop that when you step inside transports you back in time to ride with the khans golden horde


fuck i was really close
its my fault i shoulda looked up the fight


you wiped the group bro!


it was a solo game i dont want to be held back by RETARDS im the only tard allowed


>i shoulda looked up the fight
fake gamer


come on bro we watch the fatboss video before every fight!


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we dont do that here now im gonna bully you


tfw you will never lick ius nostril


that one retard who doesn't look up the fight before zoning in
bro stick to single player games you're ngmi
it's like sun tzu said, battles are won and lost before they even begin so if ur not prepping you are going to lose or at very best get carried and be fucking dead weight


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just drop the game moron


gaming is the battle prep you have to practice the skill of thinking on your feet in the heat of boss battle


might play 10.1


hmm maybe il be productive tonight il clean my dusty desk and shave my beard


ugh i lost all exp while drunk


its only 11:39 what a disaster geeze


porn is too understimulated for me i need ultraporn


listen fat,


are their turn timers in card games think i might have discovered a new meta



i dont play the tutorial or look up the fight i game on instinct


theres no turn timer in yugioh
i actually thought of an idea to cheese tournaments but i realized that it probably works less often than i want
my idea was looping a way to gain life infinitely. eventually by time rules, you would win the match by having higher life points in game 1. the problem is twofold: you might not be able to loop because your opponent stops you or you failed to combo but even if you can pull it off, your opponent can just surrender.


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in mtg you get 3 timeouts before you lose the game i think
in hearthstone your turn immediately ends when you run out of time


there is no turn timer in magic


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referring to mtg arena sorry idk how irl magic works


didn't this guy post about HRT a few threads ago


irl you play until the round timer runs out
then 5 more turns, its drawn if no one wins by then
yugioh used to be like that too…



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wasnt me you got rused by an impostor


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hoo boy


i hate cookies that arent from the bakery section.


thank goodness, he had me going


*refuses to end my turn*
this game will only end when you concede


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wouldnt they just like…
kick you out if you show up to fnm and do that


if they kick you out then they concede…


show me in the rulebook where i cant deliberate for 12 hours on my next move


you would definitely get kicked out unless you pretend to be retarded


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so the answer is to pretend to be r worded


think this guy just solved mtg


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no theres 5 more turns
i guess if you play in a format with more than 5 turns then you can get a tie every round
imagine the uproar when they kick someone out for being retarded. "local retard gets booted from trading card game tournament for his inability to play the game at a reasonable pace"


ugh gotta wash a bowl for my eggs and potatoes tomorrow


what do you mean 'theres more turns'
it stays on turn 1 by refusing to end the turn until the opponent concedes the game


i think one of the posters might be retarded here


if you reach time in the round, your game continues for 5 more turns
i guess you can extend turn 1 forever until your opponent can no longer withstand waiting


i asked at the very beginning if there were turn timers thats the crux of the whole strategy



*masks up and social distances exactly 6 feet from everybody washing hands with the public purell left out on a single stool at the entrance to the store*


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i think there will be someone so autistic who wont concede. everyone else would be furious.
>20XX magic
>first round in tournaments takes a lifetime to finish


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its foolproof as long as you take care to prepare beforehand for the longhaul


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my brother got a drink from a fast food place and asked if i wanted some coke zero and he poured it into my cup

later he came into my room with the same fastfood cup and asked if i wanted some and i said sure when i drank it it was whiskey this time and then he left the house i just poured it into the sink


why do all white rappers rap the exact same way


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cause why risk originality when you can be the next run of the mill copypaste guy


lil ugly mane doesnt


>have an zero turn kill in hand
>start to fire it off
>opponent says thinking and sips for 5 hours before saying okay
>activate next card
>opponent says thinking and starts eating his 'za


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you only need to go until the card shop closes and you're forced to go home


are you kidding me someone put a package of raw chicken on top of the ice cube trays


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admit it


i might just buy a mini fridge with a freezer at this point and keep it in my room


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you love watching men cry


i really should marathon all the hp flicks


why would you do that


thought tonight was going to be a relaxing night but i guess i get to spend it washing the ice cube trays


everybodys buzzing about hp right now man


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thats a good idea ive done it many times


dont think i saw any of the hp past the first one


aaron should cancel that 3 part plan hes got and marathon hp instead



hag p*ssy


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is chatgpt the grow up poster…


im the half gook prince


the world would be so much nicer if advertising was outlawed



bros get on pga tour 2k23 were teeing off!


golf is boring as fuck!


someone stream ppta




just took a shit and uhhhhh…
lets just say ive not been eating a bottom friendly diet 😳


nice poo blog
lets check in on https://twitter.com/myshitlogs


the ironic fag talk has gone too far


Covid, but you fart instead of cough


twitter is the last place you can truly do comedy


>starts streaming with no sense of humor and a permanent bad attitude


ping pong the animation


good night


just watched the hitman movie damn it was awful


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*gets stranded*


good night

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